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Zimpher named sixth Students decry UWM chancellor tuition increase Costs shift to student pocketbooks continued Anderson, who served Glowing praise on the search committee. "UWM is one of two doctoral once again campuses in the system, and with and high Dr. Zimpher coming as a high pro Special to the UWM Post UW System; Grabel is a 1997 file dean from Ohio State, which graduate of UWM. expectations is an excellent research university, Students from across Wisconsin "The UW System's budget has [so] I hope her arrival is a boost rallied at the Board of Regents been neglected over the past four for the research mission of the meeting June 5 as they passed a years, and tuition has risen accord surround campus," said David Petering, pro tuition increase far exceeding in ingly," said Grabel. fessor of chemistry and a member flation once again. But UW System President appointment of of the search committee. The 4.9 percent increase slated Katharine Lyall said a tuition in Zimpher is known to be very for the 1998-99 school year, crease was necessary, and stressed active in the community, serving coupled with the 7.9 percent in it could have been worse. OSUdean as chair of her county United Way crease from the 1997-98 school "We were able to reduce the fundraising campaign, and active year; means a $350 rise in tuition amount of the increase by about in building partnerships between over the two-year period. $30 per semester, in great part By Sachin Chheda because of Wisconsin's healthy the university and the public Student leaders pointed to a schools. That excited a number of economy and higher-than-pro- Dr. Nancy L. Zimpher was lack of funding from the state leg deans within the university. jected revenue collections," said named the sixth chancellor of the islature as the main cause of this "I think she brings a great deal Lyall. University of Wisconsin-Milwau increase. of excitement and vigor towards However, students pointed out kee by the UW System board of "The legislature and the gover the campus putting together a that 70 percent of the increase will regents May 8, following a year nor have put litde effort toward major capital campaign," said go direcdy to pick up salary in long national search. Zimpher finding funds for the UW System," Marshall Goodman, dean of the creases for faculty and staff that will take office August 1, replac said John Grabel, president of the College of Letters and Science. the legislaturerefused to fund. ing current Chancellor John H. United Council of UW Students. Dr. Nancy L. Zimpher, " (Capital fundraising campaigns) "It is becoming unstated policy Schroeder, who will return to United Council is a Madison- UWM's sixth chancellor underscore what the future of a teaching and research in the his based nonprofit organization rep by a campus search committee. campus will be. She brings the vi SEE TUITION ON PAGE 4 tory department resenting 140,000 students in the After interviewing with Regent sion that will energize this cam "I am honored to be chosen for President Sheldon Lubar, UWM pus and this community." the UWM chancellorship," said System President Katharine Lyall, Dean Robert Greenstreet of the Zimpher in a statement and other members of a special Zimpher currendy serves The School of Architecture and Urban regent subcommittee, Zimpher's Planning concurred. Ohio State University as dean of name was forwarded to the full the College of Education. In ad "It's a very exciting appoint board of regents, who approved ment," said Greenstreet, who dition, she serves on OSU Presi- her nomination unanimously. dent Richard Sisson's cabinet as served on the search committee. Reaction to Zimpher's arrival "Dr. Zimpher is ideally suited to executive dean of the professional on campus has been mostly posi colleges. build upon the strong foundation tive. laid by John Schroeder." Said Sisson in a statement, "We're looking forward to her "Nancy Zimpher has been a dis Many of the comments about arrival," said Margo Anderson, a Zimpher centered on her person tinguished teacher, scholar, and professor of history and the out leader at Ohio State who is as re ality. She was described as "dy going chair of the University Com namic," "charismatic," "exciting," spected in the business and K-12 mittee. "She will face immediate education communities as she is and "strong." challenges, because the 1999- "I especially like her emphasis by her colleagues here. 2001 budget is already in prepa "The University of Wisconsin- on the urban mission of the uni ration - this will be the framework versity," said Greenstreet "She has Milwaukee is getting a remarkable for her first few years as chancel individual as its chancellor." a strong, participatory outreach lor. style, that will help us refine what Zimpher was appointed for "There are major issues of fund mally by the regents after becom ing for the entire university system SEE ZIMPHER ON PAGE 4 ing one of four finalists selected which I expect her to address," POST N E W S PAGE 2 THE UWM POST JUNE 15, 1998 Check out summer events in our Bulletin Board
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The event, taking ture entitled, "Into the Heart of Iran: series of concerts, programs, food, will hold an Anti-Gun Vigil at the place Sunday, June 21 from 12 noon Risky, but a Warm Welcome," on dancing and fun come your way. Shooter's Shop, 2465 N. 84th St., to 4 p.m. at the Peck Pavilion, corner Tuesday, July 14, at 7:30 p.m. The The Boerner Botanical Gardens are from 4 to 5 p.m., Thursday, June 18. r of Kilbourn and Water Streets, features lecture is the fourth in the Adventur located at 5879 S. 92nd Street, Hales a series of Community Service ous Journeys-Reflections on Exciting Bulletin Board Awards, entertainment for children Corners. Call 529-1870 for more in Saving the environment -- starting Travel series from the Institute of formation. for activists and people and adults, and a potluck lunch. Any World Affairs, and takes place in 195 at home one is invited to bring a dish to pass. Mitchell Hall, 3203 N. Downer Av who just love life Ending the Cuba embargo Ralph Nader, leftist presidential For more information, please call enue. 271-1105. For more information, please con There will be a meeting of the Mil candidate and renowned consumer advocate, will deliver the keynote tact the Institute of World Affairs at waukee Coalition to Normalize Re (dlso check out the Post ARTS 229-4251 or [email protected]. lations with Cuba at the Central address for the 9th Annual Midwest IWA lecture series discusses African Renewable Energy Fair. His speech cdlenddfonpdgeU) United Methodist Church, 639 N. nation 25th St., at 5:30'p.m., Tuesday, June will be at 1:30 p.m. Saturday, June Helping the homeless Bret Tuveson, a lecturer in the mass 16. For more information, call the 20 at 1:30 p.m. The Big Sleepout '98, benefitting communication department at UWM, Peace Action Center at 964-5158. The fair runs from Friday, June 19, Leinie Lodge in Maier Festival Park the Security Deposit Guarantee Fund presents a talk on "Ghana: Tradition to Sunday, June 20, at the Portage (Summerfest grounds — enter and exit of Community Advocates, a housing Confronts Contemporary Life," on County Fairgrounds in Amhurst, from through North Gate). Sponsored by support program for the poor, will be IWA presents summer lecture series Tuesday, June 30, at 7:30 p.m. The 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. each day. the Milwaukee Women's Center, this held at Pere Marquette Park begin lecture is the third in the Adventur Craig Barnes, an international ne The fair features hundreds of work 5K (3.2 mile) walk is designed to raise ning at 3 p.m., Saturday, July 18. For ous Journeys-Reflections on Exciting gotiator and essayist from Sante Fe, shops, speakers, exhibits and demon funds for the Center's efforts to break more information, call 449-4777. 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JUNE 15, 1998 THE UWM POST Thompson and GOP have field day in recall session
trends in every Thompson's plan to standardize state." tests for 4th and 8th grade stu Governor Tommy Thompson, The bill is await dents which they would have to having gained a Republican ma ing Gov. Thompson's pass. Thompson was also given jority in both branches of the leg signature. another $150,000 by the commit islature, declared a recall session The Senate also re tee to pay costs for the National to pass bills that had previously cently passed a bill called Governor's Association to be held been stalled. the "cocaine mom bill" at the grand opening of the Mid "In keeping with plan to make which would allow for the west Express Convention Center Wisconsin a 'model' for the rest detention and treatment of in August. The total cost to tax pregant women addicted to of the country, the legislature payers thus far for the convention drugs. passed countless reactionary and is $350,000. racist laws direcdy aimed at people The Joint Finance committee Plans are underway for of color and the poor," said Bryan also passed a number of propos Wisconsin's first privately con Pfeifer, a local political activist. als, including one to subsidize a bars," structed prison in Chippewa Falls. The Truth in Sentencing bill helicopter operated by the Mil says Gov. Thompson sits on the Heri will mandate that felons serve waukee County Sheriffs Depart Pfeifer, tage Foundations board that fa their entire sentence. There will ment. The helicopter will appar "there is no vors prisons being run by private be no parole for anyone commit ently be used for criminal and statistical corporations across the country ting a felony on or after the effec drug investigations, traffic control, data to prove and here in Wisconsin. tive date, Dec. 31, 1999. disaster assistance and Lake Michi this. Although "These new laws are primarily The bill also calls for longer sen gan searches. 5% of the Wis aimed at the poor and the com tences and a period of supervised The committee also passed a consin popula munities of color in Wisconsin," release matching at least 25% of bill that would make it harder for tion is black, al said Pfeifer, "specifically in the the term served. people to file complaints against most 50% of the economically depressed and seg "Although the rallying cry for police officers by extending the prison population is regated sectors of Milwaukee." "just cause" rule, and endorsed this bill is that it reduces crime and black. This follows
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UW education, we must attract and said Grabel. "We were a state that for UW System to shift costs to stu System documents show that the retain world-class faculty," said could pride itself on the dents if the state does not provide expected tuition increase for the Lyall. affordability of its colleges; but the adequate funding," said Grabel. coming year was to have been But the students maintain that legislature and governor are rac "The legislature needs to realize seven percent. The System also a lack of additional state invest ing to force UW System to become that many students will not be able claims that some increase is nec ment is the underlying problem, just another mediocre collection to afford to go to college if the essary to maintain academic qual- and that 'attacking affordabihty' of universities. UW System is not adequately ity. is not the route to maintain the "The people of Wisconsin funded and tuition continues to "For the UW System to main university's status. should be outraged." skyrocket" tain its reputation into the next "UW System was once a 'good Katharine Lyall ZIMPHER FROM PAGE 1 it means to be an urban research institution." If you've ever had sex, you should "She talked (in her comments when introduced to the UWM community at an event the after know about genital warts noon of May 8) about connecting the university in many ways to the community," said Goodman. "That's a message she will strongly At least 15 million Americans already have the virus that causes them. Human papillomavirus (HPV), the virus that causes genital warts, is the most common sexually transmitted disease in the United States today. In fact, an average of 750,000 new cases of genital m* warts are diagnosed each year. And it's estimated that 11 million people who have the virus that causes genital warts don't even know it. Genital warts are not always obvious. They can be small or large and appear alone or in clusters Dr. Nancy L. Zimpher outside or inside the body. Many genital warts articulate, and a lot of people will can only be found by a healthcare provider. be quite receptive." Students were also impressed It's still not possible to cure HPV. But, by getting with Zimpher's initial appearance. rid of the warts, healthcare providers hope to get "She's a great leader for UWM," said outgoing Student the virus under control. There are many types of Association President Jessica An HPV infections, some causing external warts and gus, who served on the search others affecting the cervix. It is important for committee. "She has a great repu women to see their healthcare providers regularly tation for listening to students, for pelvic exams and Pap smears. And, because and involving them in decision men and women can pass the virus to sex partners, making." they should see a healthcare provider whenever "I'm also highly impressed with genital warts or HPV are suspected. her notion of having a student- centered university," said Goodman. Genital warts don't just happen to other people. A full profile of Dr. Zimpher along If you notice any unusual bumps or growths in with an interview will be presented in the genital area, or if your partner has had genital our July 13 issue. warts or HPV, see your healthcare provider. Managing Editor Sachin Chheda, who wrote this story, also served on This message is provided as a public service by the search committee that selected 3M Pharmaceuticals. Zimpher as a finalist. Pharmaceuticals It claims good people* 3M Pharmaceuticals 1997 AL-024 TREAT DEPRESSION http://www.save.org POST MOSAIC JUNE 15,1998 THE UWM POST PAGE 5 Lauren Bacall: Maya Angelou-rama by Robin Lickel She sang some of the lines of Johnson. Still Whistling her poetry. She danced between She continued to the poetry I have always been a poetry verses. Her face was angry, sassy, of Paul Lawrence Dunbar, in hater. I thought it was too easy flirtatious and romantic, visually cluding the timeless "Negro by Robin Lickel To the young acting student to throw words together on the revealing the mood of her po Love Song." asking for advice, Bacall said, "An center of a page and call that art. ems. The audience was as en "Now this could have been actor's life is a life of rejection. You Lauren Bacall Free verse, ugh. Cheating. Dr. chanted as I was, giving her no written last year or last week by never really make it as is a diva, that's all Seuss is all I had time for. less than 4 standing ovations. LL Cool and the Gang for an actor. You're con I have to say. Prose Snob, that was me. Angelou had turned 70 just Queen Latifah." stantly auditioning, Her presenta I was given a CD to review, two days before her visit, and She recited other poems, by constantly having to tion, the last of Black Pearls: the Poetry of Maya looked easily early poetesses like Anne Spen please everyone. It's this season's Angelou. 20 years cer to her contemporaries like the nature of our pro Unique Lives & Blown away, |p^^^^^»—• younger and Nikki Giovanni. fession. But it makes Experiences lec that was me. livelier. "When you need a rainbow in you stronger." tures, was a fabu Listening to -Men, write Her first the clouds, call up the librarian lous evening of Bacall waxed nostal Angelou recite words were and tell them you need to read reminiscing, gic about her friend her poetry in sung. "When some African-American poetry. words of wisdom, ships with other movie her low, mater your own it looked like Read someone who has lived be humor and just stars of the golden age nal, command the sun fore you. We're all here because of Hollywood. enough dishin' Stunning then ing voice, I re poem..- wasn't gonna we're already paid for by the an with the girls. Just walking to the On Judy Garland: acted with a vis shine any- cestors who came before us." "Brilliant talent She was major." podium garnered her a standing ceral connec -Maya Angelou more, God Although Angelou did not On Bette Davis: "She was my ovation from the audience. tion to the I put a rainbow have the audience question-and- heroine. I used to cut school to rhythm of the ••^^^^••i Bacall spent a short time talk •••••••• in the answer session customary to the see her movies." words. It was ing about herself and her life, clouds." Unique Lives series, she did On Frank Sinatra (to whom she spoken blues. I was mesmerized. then spent twice as long answer She explained that poetry was come back to the stage for an was engaged to briefly): "Frank I told my sister about my dis ing questions and interacting with her rainbow in the clouds. "The encore - twice. had a really great run there. He covery, and she, a longtime audience. first Africans came over here in The first encore was for the was doing what he really loved to Angelou fan, said, "Doesn't it In her lecture, she emphasized 1619, one year before the May poem, "Phenomenal Woman." do. He had such a connection with just bring out all this white how strength of character and a flower docked." She drove that "I wrote a poem for women the audience, every person guilt?" strong work ethic was the back point home with a victory dance. because they are so phenom thought he was singing to them. bone of her upbringing. I didn't get it. "And we're still here. Upwards enal. Men are just as phenom But he was "I had an extraordinary She told me that listening to of 50 million of us. How did we enal, because the world abhors really singing mother," she said. "She was her voice wasn't enough. You survive? In the poetry." imbalance. Men, write your own to me." fierce about character. My had to hear the words. She gave me and the sold-out poem." O n I had never heard such self- grandmother came from I listened to the CD again, crowd another history lesson, Marilyn Mon esteem-boosting words. I walked Romania and spoke eight reading the words from a book. not only reciting her own poetry, roe: "Sweet, around the entire next week, languages. All of my fam In the first poem, "No No No but other African-American po adorable, etry that stretched back to the strutting, saying "I am a woman ily members were self- No," I reached the lines that sad. She did 1800s. phenomenally. Phenomenal made." broke my heart. not have a "I'm going to share some po woman. That's me." Modestly, she said of "I have waited ... good run. etry with you in the next three It's my new rainbow in the herself, "I've fallen by the on the back porches She had a or four hours," she told the au clouds. wayside sometimes. I hate of forever lousy child dience, smiling. "I hope you The second encore was one to admit it, but you might in the kitchens and fields hood. But brought every thing you need." her most famous poems, "Still I as well know." Stunning now of rejections ^^^^^^^^^^^^ look at her "They say that white people Rise." Many of the audience At age 20, she met Humpnrey on the cold marble steps now. She's a cottage industry." make love," she said, "and members recited the words Bogart while filming To Have and of America's White Out- On Humphrey Bogart "I can people of other colors simply along with her. She brought the Have Not, and a year later she was House only say he was the best thing that have sex." She took off her two interpreters for the hearing married. in the drop seats of buses ever happened to me." glasses and looked into the au impaired to the podium to sign When asked how things might and the open flies of war" At one point, the host came dience. together in synch, one on each have been different if she hadn't onstage to tell Bacall that there "Not!" she declared, and be side ofher, for a stunning finale. married Bogey, she replied, "I I wept. was time for one more question. gan the first chapter, black ro At her final bow, she joined woukihave had a better career. My Bacall saw that there were about 5 mantic poetry. hands with the interpreters and contract wouldn't have been sold. In one stanza of one poem, I more people waiting to ask her "The blacker the berry, the invited them to bow with her. But listen, what I got in exchange? learned American history that questions, and insisted on allow sweeter the juice," she recited The next day, naturally, I Not bad. Bogey showed me the was never taught in any high ing everone to have their chance from a poem by Georgia Douglas made that phone call. way. And boy, what a way." school I ever attended. at the microphone. A woman asked her for her se It didn't even rhyme. I was One of the last questions was if cret to handling the menopausal converted! she did the Fancy Feast commer days of crazy hormones. Maya Angelou, in some weird cial because she had cats. 'You can't dwell on the aches karmic timing, came to Milwau "I don't own a cat" she said, and pains," Bacall answered, "It's kee on May 6, to the Marcus "But I'm a cat boring. If you spend your time Center for the Performing Arts "I'm an animal lover, certainly, thinking about it, you're wasting as a presenter in the Unique but they pay me. Some people time. Hormones be damned. They Lives and Experiences series. have to make a living, you know." say getting older ain't for sissies, The culmination of experienc The Unique Lives & Experi and that's for sure." ing the poetry on the levels of ences series will return to Milwau reading it listening to her recite She added, 'You can't take life kee in 1999, but speakers have not it, and now, watching her recite too seriously. Because it's really an yet been announced. it, was simply spectacular. enormous joke on all of us, you do know that" THE UWM POST JUNE 15, 1998 Summer safety tips for you and your kids Planning for skin protection recommended by Robin Lickel daughters are running around the premature aging later in life. les or numerous moles, and those to protect, their faces, and there beach, waterpark or wading pool Children with fair skin, freck who have blond hair or burn eas shouldn't be a problem getting Ah, summertime...what's the in the backyard morning to night ily need to be especially careful, them to wear a cool pair of shades first thing that comes to mind? without thinking or caring about according to Dr. Sams. that block the UV rays from their eyes. The sun. their skin. Sun safety doesn't have to Many of us like to "get a little "Protecting our young spoil a family outing. In Of course, your child is not go sun" to color our "chicken legs," people from the sun is espe fact, a sunburned child ing to buy this for very long, when but not too much, so our skin cially important, as most of is likely to be far more the humidity soars as high as the doesn't take on the appearance of our lifetime exposure occurs unpleasant than practic sun itself. On most days, his or her leather chaps by age 40. So we before the age of 20," says W. ing a few simple guide activities will probably be based carefully bare our skin to the sun, Mitchell Sams, MD, Presi lines. around a source of cool water, like little by little, trying to remember dent of the American Acad The key to sun protec Lake Michigan or a Slip n' Slide. the warnings about skin cancer emy of Dermatology. "The tion is preventing expo All they're going to be willing to and the unthinkable thought of sun is the main cause of sure of skin to the sun. wear is their bathing suits. premature wrinkling. skin cancer — the most Encouraging your chil No problem. You can try to common form of cancer In the meantime, our sons and dren to play in the encourage activities later in the - in the United States." shade is an easy op afternoon, after 3:00 p.m., when Memphis derma tion, and on the dog the rays are not as strong. And tologist Rex days of August, you when that doesn't work, slather Amonette, MD says probably won't get them with a sunscreen with an SPF THE NEWMAN that even one or two blis much protest from of 30 or higher. Be sure to reap tering sunburns can signifi them. ply the sunscreen every two hours, CENTER cantly increase a child's risk for Not all activities can be done and buy a waterproof type if they developing skin cancer later in in the shade. 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Despite the obvious on the "Classical Thunder" collec infamous "let there be light" pas potential for the amplified elec tion advertised on TV. Basically, Going to hear the world pre sage. Instead of restoring the stage tric and bass guitars to overpower anyone can enjoy a good perfor the miere of a new piece is a lot like lights immediately following "and the orchestra, these instruments mance of this piece, and everyone going on a blind date. You never there was light," the stage re made their case to be heard in did, including the members of the really know what to expect By the mained dark until Maestro symphony halls as well orchestra. Hoist's piece describes end of the night, you could have Andreas Delfs as at Alpine Valley. each of the planets in relation to met the love of your life or added ducted the The audience the Greek gods they correspond water another chapter to your best sell downbeat members for the to. ing documentary entitled "Dates of Fest. most part reacted Especially intriguing are his from Hell." This at positively to the portraits of Uranus as a magician, You wait, expecting the worst tention- perfor and Venus as the bringer of Peace. However, Kamran Ince's Fest, grabbing mance, but The last movement Neptune, fea premiered by the Milwaukee Sym maneuver one could tures an offstage women's choir phony Orchestra on June 6 at the marked the sense heard over the subdued orchestra. Marcus Center, left even a few of beginning of some All in all, this date rated pretty the most hard-core classical mu a piece that people well. I'm glad that Milwaukee is sic listeners with a more positive easily held the squirming able to access an orchestra that is image of compositions dating, attention of in their committed to regularly bringing well, after the 1900, and even of the 1,800- seats new works to its audience. those dating after [gasp] 1980. strong audience. through the But does this mean I'm going The concert seemed to be a cel Delfs led the Andreas Delfs whole twenty- to dedicate myself to attending MSO along with an en seven minute per ebration of Creation of the Earth every Present Music concert from Dave Matthews Band semble of slightly amplified instru formance. and outer space, opening with a now until the end of time? ALPINE VALLEY MUSIC THEATRE ments from the Present Music en One audience member re somber performance of Represen Please. I'm not willing to make May 30, 1998 tation of Chaos from Haydn's The semble, including violin, cello, marked "Is Present Music always that kind of commitment after the tenor saxophone, alto ;saxo- this good?" Creation given from a theatrically first date. It's obvious that the Dave phone/clarinet, electric guitar, The second half of the concert dim stage. Then the lights were Matthews Band performs the percussion, and composer Ince at featured a full performance of The darkened completely, and the first same song every night. the keyboard. Planets by Hoist This is the kind Want to see the best verses of Genesis were read by an They were very well organized Ince's Turkish roots could be of piece that is featured in the re symphony, theater, opera offstage narrator. and never missed a beat at their heard throughout the piece, and cording collections of the most But the mood never crossed the and dance performances? recent Alpine Valley show. especially during the prologue 'refined' musical tastes, as well as ever-thin "campy" line, particu UWM Post writers get the These are things that come with best seats in the house. practice and repetition, and usu- Call 229-4578. SEE DAVE ON NEXT PACE ^Y Why work for R&J Medical Supply? It's as clear as day and night! GMAT Life is a series Are you interested in Medical Sales? of tests. 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They play music very routinely, Ska Against Racism The Blue Meanies destruction but it's the music itself that is spon RIVIERA of everything you hold sacred is taneous. May 1, 1998 8c quite a spectacle to behold. They Their music is so accurately EAGLES BALLROOM also have one of the best horn sec placed on disc that the odds of liv May 2, 1998 tions around. ing up to it during live perfor Still, don't believe that they're mances are narrow at best But I'm Unity and racial diversity are at the genuine article. All the people convinced that DMB wouldn't put the core of ska's message, so it from the other bands joined them anything on record that they wasn't out of the ordinary that a for their crazy rendition of "Pave couldn't pull off live. When this tour finally put together the The World." [It is in fact their own band goes to work, the sound is mixed cultures of ska. song] smooth, convinced and extremely From the Christian ska/punk tight The band hits all the stops, of Five Iron Frenzy to the psycho SEEMORESKAPACEIO the crescendos get worked, and style of the Blue Meanies and the solos are proud. Mu330 along side of NYC's They come prepared. DMB hits tradionalist Toasters, everything the stage hard, and its members and everyone was represented. work better together than do most Those who didn't get there $ Thanks to you, all sorts corporations. One of the great early enough missed one of the 0 things about the various musicians tighest bands in the show, Japan's of everyday products are that work with Dave Matthews is DaveMatthewsBand Kemuri. that each one plays their respec Interacting well with crowd, being made from the paper, tive instruments in a way that lay- The set list was short, but the welcomed. Kemuri was able to destroy the musicians can't even compre band's stage time was average. The good news is, even after boundaries between artist and plastic, metal and glass that hend. They make an already great While it is risky to pull out a new fame and fortune, they're still get fans. Their debut on Roadrunner artist's music deeper and stronger piece only three songs on the set, ting better. This band's talent gets definitely drove home that point than even Matthews himself prob Matthews can pull it off. A couple more developed and refined with with the live performance being you've been recycling. ably ever intended. You can see it minutes of unrecognizable mate each passing year. Mr. Matthews the exclamantion mark. when Dave turns around and re rial goes by, but in a beat and a must love his job; his vision gets The only difference between But to keep recycling alizes his day would be signifi half you realize you've just paid brought to life by four musicians the shows in Chicago and Milwau cantly different if anyone else witness to a sweet piece of intro. that impress even each other, ev kee was that the Blue Meanies K working to help protect the were playing bass. The spotiight eventually gets to ery time they play. This is a band I played in the windy city and the It's when his violin section does everyone, and each member don't mind growing up with, and Brew City's favorite ska/punkers the job to perfection, and Dave soloes in long material while the it's good to know they will be back Five O'Clock Charlie played here. I — just can't stop smiling. rest of the band holds them up. again some day. People should have attended * buy those products. 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An interview with Stella from Sister Soleil Photo by Stephen Stickier; courtesy of Universal Records record," said Stella. "He owns this studio called Real World. I had become friends with him at this point and he came into my room and asked me if he might borrow some of my programmers to work on some of his stuff. And I said sure, but your going to have to sing on my stuff. And he said 'really?' And I said, yeah that's called blackmail." All this has come since producing the Photo by Norma Jean Roy; courtes of lava/Atlantic EP Drown Me In you David Garza a few years ago. But I wasn't "overwhelmed" by "This band has David Garza the music. been with me since This Euphoria the EP," said Stella. LAVA/ ATLANTIC Don't get me wrong, this is a "I do everything good disc. with them. We are The reviews Maybe a tad definitely a unit. have been out bit over-pro They recorded the standing, the duced, as if the record with me. music is wonder cool clothes and They come on tour ful, and the per the hip name with me. We're defi sonality is fantas weren't enough nitely a family." tic. to impress, and he has to try just And what a band At least, that's a bit too hard. it is. Blending hard what the public techno, hip hop, ity guy for the la But overall, a and a whole lot of bel says. good disc. soul, Sister Soleil is To be fair, the Dah-veed Stella of Sister Soleil able to do the rarest reviews have comes with im of things: reproduce been pretty peccable creden There are a lot of preconceived songs live. good. And, I'll get a chance to find tials, anyway. He recently toured By Pete Menting notions when it comes to dance "I probably have one of the out about the personality when with... actually, if I told you, it'd music, especially due to the com most talented keyboard players in David (Dah-veed) plays the ruin the contest, huh? H.O.R.D.E. festival here in July. mercial success of electronic mu the universe," said Stella. "It's -Sachin Chheda sic. Madonna is trying it. 4 hard trying to play keyboards. I Nonblondes had the re-mix for used to have a DAT running play "Hey, What's going on ?" Even ing with the band, because the old MORESKA FROM PAGE 9 the Bruce Lee Band are among HAPPY SUMMER] Guns N' Roses (not to be con keyboard player couldn't handle the best, most entertaining bands fused with Guns N' Wankers) samples and loops live. This guy To Milwaukee fans who missed around and worth every penny to courted Moby to produce their does it How he does it with three Five O'clock Charlie open up Ska see them. Whether it's LTJ grab highly-anticipated new album. keyboards, playing two of them at Against Racism, I pity you fools. bing some nutty guy with a green Then there's the whole Aqua the same time, you'd think he'd They play so tightly that if you wrestling mask and a nine inch "Come on Barbie let's go party" play the third one with his foot shoved a lump of coal up their penis on stage, (Gee, I wonder thing going on. Is there any fe We have a mini-disc system on arses in two weeks you'd have a who that was?!) (Ed.: Um, could male-led dance artist who might stage that takes some of the ambi diamond (apologies to Matthew that have been Pete? Wrestling be able to salvage a highly watered ent noises and the keyboard plays Broderick). mask?!?) or Mike Park of Bruce down genre? most of the loops live. So it's pretty They have a guy dressed in a Lee chasing around members of MU330. Enter Chicago's Sister Soleil. intricate playing." bomber costume (it isn't the Formed by singer Stella Katsoudas Also added in the Universal Unabomer, though) shooting silly My only hopeJs also Mike four years ago, the band has deal is the ability to develop their string everywhere. Right now you Park's, that Ska Aaginst Racism steadily been picking up steam, Katharsis label. When, of course, should be heading to one of their will be an annual multi-national including a deal with Universal in they find the time - after all, when shows. Do it! tour. 1997. you get as hot as Sister Soleil, it's What can be said of the two -Pete Menting 249 N. WATER ST. Even when recording the new hard to do things "D.I.Y" (Do-It- other "main" bands that words Editor's note: Did you really think ';. 272-2470 album, Soularium, (outJuly 14) in Yourself). Which is the only way can do justice to? we'd get through a whole issue with London, they were able to con they'll run their label. Of course, Less Than Jake and out mentioning Less Than Jake? vince Peter Gabriel to lend vocals Sister Soleil plays at Summerfest's The UWM Post for "Blind." Leinie Lodge June 28, and the Rave Your Ska Headquarters "I went to his studio to do the Bar August 1. JUNE 15,1998 THE UWM POST 11 Fear and Loathing hit the big screen Film majors: rent this video Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Johnny Depp, Benicio Del Torn Raoul Duke, mixed too much of the Penguin in his portrayal, but UNIVERSAL PICTURES The Tango Lesson was otherwise very charming. or her imagination to Sally Potter, Pablo Veron However, Del Toro nailed the shape the narrative. The movie adaptation of SONY PICTURES CLASSICS Autobiographical Hunter S. Thompson's novel, Fear role of the lawyer, Dr. Gonzo. He was menacing, fat, and disgusting, fiction, alas, is fiction. and Loathing in Las Vegas; a Savage Sally Potter, writer, direc but at the same time was calm, While focusing on Journey to the Heart of the American tor and star of The Tango Les cool, and in control. capturing the Dream was a nice try. It's like com son, would make a great fac Benicio couldn't better fit the sensousness of the paring high school football to the ulty member at UWM's film work of Ralph tango and the struggle NFL. One doesn't department. She would Steadman, who il to make the tango have the nearly the show this film to students lustrated the origi film, Potter neglected same execution, and teach about the the pro nal Thompson to develop the frustrat strength, skill, or ef cess of drawing from one's novel. Steadman ing relationship she fect of the other, but has worked with own experiences to create a had with the famous it'* still football. Thompson in print personal and unique film, Pablo Veron, the Ar The book is al for most of their re- forsaking the usual recipe gentine tango star. ways better anyway, u spective careers. for commercial success. The Tango Lesson right? Consequently, he is Potter shot most of the started as a desire to Fear and Loathing very closely tied to scenes in black and white, make a film about the in Las Vegas is about Gonzo Journalism. and it created a wonderfully joy of dance, but be journalist Raoul Also fitting the romantic mood. She inter came a story about the Duke (Johnny Steadman drawings cut scenes in vivid color of complexity of love," Depp) and his law the film she was working on Potter has said about Johnny Depp was the hitch-hiker yer, Dr. Gonzo prior to discovering the this film. kid, who, in the (Benicio Del Toro). tango. The soundtrack con I don't think Potter movie, was sporting a Steadman The men travel to Las Vegas to tains a musical history of achieves this because cover a sports story, bringing with drawing on his T-shirL tango music dating from the "love" is so seldom them a few necessary items: a big Like the instance of the kid's the '20s. Potter masterfully addressed between her red convertible and a trunk-load shirt, there were plenty of tributes combines the sight and and Veron. I was wait- of drugs. When they get to Vegas, to Thompson in the film. There sound and produces a film Pablo Veron tangos solo in the airport. ^^^^ ing for a good old-fash the ensuing drug frenzy greatly was the scene which Thompson that is a pleasureable on a ioned kiss and an ex changes their mission. Suddenly, himself appears. Raoul Duke fi sensual level, but it's the change of "I love they find themselves in the heart nally meets Thompson, and they script that hinders the film, you's" in front of the glamorous dialogue. of the American Dream. recognize each other with a ana prevents it from being international backdrop. glance. The lawyer's office walls So few stories in real life have Director Terry Gilliam took this Potter's masterpiece. Film buffs and film students are lined with Thompson memo the textbook beginning, middle project too literally. Maybe he The Tango Lesson is the story should watch this film to get an rabilia. The poster of a bi- and end with clear conflicts and read the book once. Maybe. He of how she met a sexy mysteri understanding of how impor thumbed, resolutions that make for a great took Thompson's ous tango dancer, dumped a tant and diffic it is to create clenched fist prose and read it like screenplay and art from per that morphs a screen-play, just started writing a sonal experi into a blade at adding a few fancy new film for him. ence, and how the forearm props. This is, in fact, a film suffers and at the bot And fancy they what happened in when the tom reads were. The scenery in real life to Sally script is far "Gonzo" is a de this movie is an in Potter. weaker than finitive artifact credible piece of '70s Unfortunately, the cinema of the Thomp nostalgia. The cars she chose to film it tography, act son archive. were magnificent - in a way that the ing and edit they must have been The movie story looks more ing. had its mo a direct order from like a documentary General au- ments. It did the doctor himself. than a love story d i e n c e s drive home the Regardless of the about the tango. should watch ; role that drugs look, this was defi She has told in this film be Benicio Del Toro played in the nitely not a trip into terviewers, "this cause of its story and the the mind of Dr. film is based on my beautiful influence drugs Hunter S. Thompson. Rather, the own experience dance scenes, that drugs had on society in the film was very external. Though and exists between romantic pho '60s. But it neglected to show how the narration scenes were neces reality' and fic tography of the drug culture changed between sary, they didn't convey the seri tion." London, Paris its birth in the flower child era and ousness and intensity of the good This is the key to and Buenos its state in the early '70s, when the doctor. writing a narrative Aires, and book was written. Whether it was the intent of that is autobio lovely tango Terry Gilliam may be respon Gilliam to convey this introspec graphical: it is im music playing sible for this. He may be criticized tion, I don't know. And it's hard portant to not tell in the back for it But the fact is, he did a job the story fact for to convict failure. Sally and Pablo's last tango in Paris ground. But not many were willing to do. — Depp, as Thompson's alter«go fact. Crafting fic be prepared -Nathan Kostiuk tion from real life to wonder why it just doesn't is far more difficult than mak film. In a word, real life is usu seem to come together in the ing it all up because the writer ally too messy. The writer of the end. Organ ^Tissue must edit real life, and embel screenplay has the obligation to -Robin Lickel DONATION lish certain events, characters or cut out the boring reality, clarify Share your life. Share your decision® complexities and add from his 12 THE UWM POST JUNE 15, 1998 Downer Ave., Quinones, a painter 224-3200. on Saturday, Jun. 20. Friday, Jun. ist Lan Cao on Monday, Jun. 29. Theatre who links the "neo-Mexican" art 26 brings Jym Mooney, Sandy Joe Queenan will read from his ist of the 1980s with the new in Stehling and Ruth Williams, and latest, Red Lobster, White Trash & Milwaukee Public Theatre pre ternational artists of global popu Mike Fredricks will perform on the Blue Lagoon, on Thursday, Jul. sents Wisconsin Visions, Wisconsin Film lar culture, shows his work Saturday, Jun. 27. For more info, 2. On Tuesday, Jul. 7, Ellen Akins Voices, an original multi-cultural Thrill Ride: The Science of Fun, through Aug. 2. call 963-4410. reads from her novel Hometown production in celebration of opened June 7 at the Humphrey In inova's Gallery Three, lo Brew. For more info, call 332-1181. IMAX Dome Theater. This explo Wisconsin's Sesquicentennial, on cated in the Fine Arts Center, 2400 ration of roller coasters takes you The Old Blues Boys are back in Wednesday, July 1 atSummerfest's E. Kenwood Blvd., UWM alum Jim across the world and on the wild town at Big Dog's House of Blues, Harry Schwartz Bookstore in Midgate Stage and Saturday, July Iserman will be presented in a full- est rides available to humankind. 3062 S 13th SL, on Friday, Jun. 26. Shorewood, 4093 N. Oakland 4, at Gordon Park at Locust & scale mid-career survey scanning The Imax also continues to show Ave., will host Mark Bryan on Humboldt For more info, call 15 years of producing art, through Everest, the breathtaking journey Woodlake Jazz n' Bloom, with Thursday, July 9. He will discuss 372-4673. August 2. of spirit, adventure, tragedy and jazz performances and glorious his new book The Artist's Way at In inova's Gallery Four, 3253 N. gardens on display, will be held at Work: Twelve Weeks to Creative Free American Players Theater in sheer will. Located at 710 W Wells Downer Ave., Parisian filmmaker The Shops at Woodlake in dom. For more info, call 963-3111. Spring Green will open their 1998 Phillippe Kohler. Summer Season with Oscar Woodland Pattern Book Cen Wilde's hilarious The Important of ter, 720 E. Locust, hosts the Being Earnest, opening June 27. 'Writer's Workout with Peggy For tickets, call 608-588-2361. The UWM Post Arts Calendar Hong each Wednesday evening at 6:30 p.m. For more info, call 263- Melanec's Wheelhouse Dinner Parreno Admis 5001. Theatre, 2178 N. Riverboat Road, presents a trailer for his upcom sion is free. For more info, call St., for showtimes and info call announces the Milwaukee pre ing film, through August. For Barnes and Noble hosts a vari 319-4625. 223-0322. miere of Nunsense Jamboree. For more info on all inova events call ety of LIVE online author chats at tickets, call 264-6060. 229-5070. UWM's Fine Arts Quartet will www.barnesandnoble.com. perform at the opening concert Gallery 218, 218 S. 2nd SL, will Music of the 44th Annual Summer Eve Art present "Abstraction" though Jun. Andreas Delfs and the MSO nings of Music on Sunday, Jun. 28 Dance 28. close the 1997-98 season with per at 7:30 p.m. in the Fine Arts The In inova's Gallery One, Joachim Ko-Thi Dance Company pre formances of Carmina Burana, atre, 2400 E. Kenwood Blvd. This Koester and Matthew sents its annual summer concert Photographer Richard Waswo Thursday, Jun. 18 through Satur season features the music of Buckingham's filmwork opened Kuumba Festival '98 on Friday, presents the premiere exhibition day, Jun. 20. For tickets, call 291- Mozart and Shostakovich. Other May 8. Mexican painter Nestor Jun. 19 and Saturday, Jun. 20 at of "Requiem: A Song for the 7605. concerts will be presented on Sun Quinones is showing eight works the Pabst Theatre. For tickets, call Dead," at Gallery H 0, 221 N. Wa days, July 5, 12 and 19. For tick in his first one-person exhibition 2 273-0676. in the United States, also opening ter St., through Jun. 28. The Blues Man Stokes with ets, call 229-4308. Tom will serve up some steamin' May 8. The hours for Gallery One Gathering on the Green will Milwaukee Art Museum's grooves at the Milwaukee Ale are 12 noon to 5 p.m. Wednesday celebrate its fourth year with the Lakefront Festival of the Arts, fea House, 233 N. Water, on Friday, through Sunday, closed Monday, Literary Milwaukee Ballet and the Milwau turing 189 jury-selected artists Jun. 19. Tuesday, and holidays. Gallery kee Symphony Orchestra on Sat from around the country, will be Harry Schwartz Bookstore on One is located at 3253 N. Downer urday, Jul. 11 at Mequon's Rotary held Friday, Jim. 19 through Sun Cafe Caffeine's favorite son, Downer, 2559 N. Downer Ave., Ave. Park. For more info, call 242- day, Jun. 21. For more info, call Brennan Cornwell, will perform will hosts Vietnamese-born novel- In inova's Gallery Two, 3203 N. 6187. Posties' Summerfest Picks UWM Post staffers, all being Rimes/Bryan White show. Angelus Bailey, Ad Rep/ Sachin Chheda, Managing renowned entertainment crit (Marcus Amphitheatre, Tues Cartoonist: I've had a crush on Edior/BM 0 C :Actually,I'llbe Angela McManaman ics in their own right, offer up day, June 30th, 7:30 p.m.) Kenny G for years, and I love how performing as guest drummer Copy Editor: Wait, what am their choices for Summerfest he plays that clarinet. (Marcus playing the doing in this paper? Theresa Flynn, Sports with most groups shows worth watching. Amphitheatre, Sunday, June 28th, Marcus Amphitheatre. Be sure to Editor/Business Manager: Nancy Cooper, Arts 7:30 p.m.) i00k for me. I'll be available for I'm a Pathead (as in Pat autographs on the Writer/Front Desk: I'm a McCurdy, Pepsi Comedy ground level of the huge country fan, so I'm wear Pavillion, Thursday, June 25th, ing my vinyl chaps at the Leann 10:15 p.m. and Miller Oasis, Union in suite Robin Lickel, Photo Edi Sunday, June 28th, 11:30 p.m.) EG80. tor/Office Manager: Koko* Taylor is a blues legend. It's z freakin' dream come true (Sprecher/House of Blues stage Friday, June 3rd, 10:00 p.m.) Rebecca The Milwaukee Women's Center presents Sandra Breyer, Photog- Lundgren, As- rapher I'm go- Father's Pay Weekend, THE 5TH ANNUAL trologer: I'm go- ing to the Wilco Scott Boisvert, Arts Writer ing to Big Dumb Dick (Levi's/ show (Leinie Lodge/Koss Stage, Hey, where the hell have I been? _WAUUfrAINST FAMILY VIOLENCE Lazer Rock Stage, Friday, June Saturdayjuly4,10:00p.m.). Hove 26th, 6:30 p.m.) and Wank them. They rock and I'll dance. [jc# Saturday, (Levi's/Lazer Rock Stage, Sun VI/MI* JUU, IvvO For a brochure or Team Packet, call day June 28th, 8:00 p.m.) Milwaukee's Lakefront • A 5K pledge walk to break the cycle of 1*800«771*WAIK family violence, substance abuse and poverty % 13 JUNE 15,1998 THE UWM POST Billy Joe & co. Disaster Earning Props For a good concert bet recreated Green Day Marcus Ampitheater Stanford Prison Experiment Big Beats: The MAY 22, 1998 Wrecreatwn Ah, yes another Memerial Day ISIAND RECORDS weekend, another New Rock Fest. Spoon up some What a thrill to sit in the cold in Like the real Stanford Prison Propellerheads assigned seats and people who get Experiment that ended in disaster, mad when you stand up to see the good music this album doesn't end much bet band. How can you argue that see Spoon ter. The seemingly intellectual bend It seems like every time you are a lot of loops of our own drums ing bands at smaller venues is bet A Series of Sneaks of the band members doesn't trans watch MTV, when they don't have mixed in with loops of our ter? ELEKTRA RECORDS late into the ability to also play great those stupid non-music shows, people's breaks. We try to sample music. a lot of our stuff, though." Maybe because it is. they're raving (no pun intended) A Series of Sneaks is Spoon's third If you have something intelligent If you saw the Bond flick Having seen Green Day when about electronic music coming album, following 1996's debut, to say, but can't compose decent "Tommorrow Never Dies," you they were nothing more than Bad into the mainstream. Then the VJs Telephono, and 1997's Soft Effects. music, write for a college newspa break the genre down into even heard a Propellerheads' song dur Spoon has a great relaxed, casual per, don't just throw together an smaller parts. ing the remote control car chase style to backdrop their Fugazi-esque album. Techno, ambient, acid jazz, scene. sound. If you liked albums like Does every band now have to jungle, and house are thrown in Not bad for a band formed Steady Diet of Nothing by Fugazi, have a lead singer with a whiny with reckless abandonment to the three years ago by British duo of you'll probably want to check this voice? respective artists. To further com Alex Gifford and White. It was album out. It has fourteen songs on If a band chooses to question the plicate things, the "experts" sub quickly signed to Dreamworks it, each song lasting about three to alleged evils of late 20th Century divide electronic music into more SKG for domestic release. four minutes. There is enough di America, it should be done to a sub-genres. "We had residency at the same versity within the album to give each backdrop of not only listenable, but One of these is big beat. What clubs as each other and basically song a unique feel, but at the same good, music to accent the message. characterises big beat artists from living in the same city meant we time a strong coherent sound A well thought-out message com other techno is fast breakbeats to met through music because it's a emerges. bined with poor musical composi go with the bass-heavy big beats. small scene," said Will. Unlike a lot of albums today, tion results in a message that will They have truly progressed which start off with a couple of not be heard because it is buried from playing shows in Bath, En Religion's opening band, before good songs and then just degener in music that cannot be listened to. gland to playing live here in the ate into noise, Spoon's A Series of I can't believe that the same States. This is also where the the hype, and before an album called Dookie, it would be easy for Sneaks is consistently good. record label that put out Anthrax Propellerheads seperate them There are really no songs on this a critic to be cynical. put out this record. selves from their peers: by chang album that stand out, they are all But it wouldn't be appropriate Music that is bad is not worth lis ing up their sound live. good enough to stand out. because Green Day is one of the tening to regardless of the message. "We try to keep things as real If you want to buy an album with more entertaining bands around. Unless you value a strong message as possible on stage," said Will. a lot of good songs on it, this would Something lacking from the le over good music, leave this album "We don't use any samples on be a good choice. sit on the shelf. gions of punk bands and what stage as far as the electronic side There is also a website for fans separates them from the others is -Adam Qualler of things go. We do that back in at http://vader.uta.edu/~rex/ they really aren't afraid to make the studio, to us that is quite an spoon/. asses out of themselves. exciting thing, butwe don't think -Adam Qualler it's very exciting to watch. We do How else to you explain Billie all that stuff in the studio and then Joe stripping down to his g-string? Some Of the bands that are pi press it on to vinyl or on to dub Or Tre Cool pouring lighter fluid geonholed into this category are play, which means we can take it on his drum set and setting it Prodigy, The Chemical Brothers, out with us. We take out parts ablaze? Fatboy Slim, and the when we press it on to vinyl. We While scary and childish, Green Propellerheads. do take out something with the Day show that you can be a punk There was a time when you drums or take out something with and not get too caught up with the could identify genres by the art Start your career now! the keyboards. Then we can go fill political rhteroric that destroys ists who were labeled as such. Big it in later when we do the live lesser bands. The Marcus Corporation is looking for career-minded beat isn't one of them. Prodigy show." They'll play the hits. They'll individuals to join our Baymont Inns division. We are a sound different from The Chemi play the songs you never heard of. well-established company with many opportunities for career cal Brothers, and the And they'll do it all with reckless growth. We are searching for qualified candidates to work in .Propellerheads are not similar to Just another one of the stereo the following departments: types of electronic music tossed abandon. You may have walked in Fatboy Slim. a petty-preppy-follower, but you'll out the window. Will and Alex - Acco tinting - P urch asi ng don't need to have everything pre leave a wiser-worn-out-punk. It Maybe this is why the - Information Technology - Design services programmed and sit behind key truly is for the benefit of everyone Propellerheads are so successful. boards. Bringing four decks, a that Green Day is doing it for the - Office Services - Marketing You think they're going to have keyboard, and drums equals inter cause. the party like atmosphere of We hire for entry-level and experienced positions. Our action with the fans. -Pete Menting Fatboy Slim, then they hit you with corporate offices are located in downtown Milwaukee, their Beastie Boy-esque James That is where the accessible by public transportation. We offer competitive pay Bond sound with fat bass lines. Propellerheads are a lot like their and an excellent benefits package, which includes parking "When I first started listening peers: they tear down the vigil of Write for the Post assistance. If you would like to be considered for an to music, it was a lot of hip hop seperation between band and opportunity with a great company, please send a resume to: and electro," said drummer Will fans. Isn't it time that you revelled and get free stuff White. "Where my drumming in the musicianship of electronic Corporate Recruiter stems from is listening to loops. artists instead of being cheese like and make new Baymont Inns On the album Aqua or an electronic Wilson 250 E. Wisconsin Avenue Phillips? friends and call us Ste.1500 ,. [Decksanddrumandrockandroll] Milwaukee, Wl 53202 EOE there are some loops, but there -Pete Menting 2294578 POST SPORTS PAGE 14 THE UWM POST JUNE 15, 1998 Breakthrough season ends in disappointment Panther inning. UWM stranded 18 men baseman Greg Toll had two hits graduates to on base during the game. aged only one run on a sacrifice By Karen Janka and two RBIs. Shortstop Andy Butler took a 5-4 lead in the fly by Huebner. Bjornlie also chipped in three The Panthers bounced back professional ball Entering the 1998 baseball top of the 13th, partly on the hits in the game. to beat Detroit 6-1 on Sunday. season, UWM's team had one strength of two wild pitches The Panthers let Saturday's Chad Sadowski shut Detroit goal in mind: winning the MCC from Adam Kiehl, pitching in down one first inning run and Lee Jaramillo had a very special tournament. allowed only six hits in the con graduation present The former The Panthers came within test. Panther catcher was drafted by the one win of the championship, UWM trailed 1-0 entering the Milwaukee Brewers in the 31st taking second place in the bottom of the first inning and round. double elimination tourna then proceeded to score two Jaramillo batted .360 this year ment. UWM's losses in the tour runs and never looked back. and tied for second in stolen bases nament both came against tour The Panther season ended in in conference. nament champion Butler. heartbreak with a 6-2 loss to But According to Jaramillo's UWM was seeded #1 going ler. UWM scored an unearned brother Alexis, Lee attended a into the tournament and re run in the first inning to take a minicamp in Phoenix before tak ceived a bye on Friday, May 8. 1-0 lead. Todd Ludwig's home ing his place with the Helena They played Cleveland State on run pushed the Panthers' lead Brewers in Helena, Montana. Friday evening. to 2-0 in the second inning. "This has been a life-long goal The Panthers pounded out 13 Butler had only one hit in the for him and it's great to see it be hits en route to an 11-4 win. relief of Justman. Kiehl gave up fifth, but scored three runs to come a reality for him," said UWM Michael Casper improved his game slip away, losing to Butler a lead off double to Buder's Eric take over the lead, 3-2. The Bull Assistant Head Coach Scott season mark to 6-2 with a seven- 5-4 in 13 innintrs Storey and then a single to Josh dogs scored two runs in the sev Doffek. inning, two-hit performance. UWM starter Josh Justman Wilke. enth and one in the ninth and Casper gave up both hits in the pitched seven strong innings Store scored the first run on never looked back. first inning, allowing Cleveland and left the game with the score a wild pitch, which allowed UWM loaded the bases in the State to score a run. Then he re 3-3. Brett Huebner and Wilke to advance. Wilke then bottom of the ninth, but short tired 14 straight hitters. Jaramillo had solo home runs in went to third on a wild pitch and stop Andy Bjornlie grounded Catcher Lee Jaramillo and the early innings. scored on a single by Franco into a double play to end the third baseman Ken Poniewaz After the score was tied in the Dattilo against UWM reliever game. led a balanced Panther offensive seventh inning, neither team Jon Schreiner. UWM ended their best season attack. Jaramillo contributed a scored any runs until the 13th ever with a 33-15-1 record. two-run triple and Poniewaz had UWM loaded the bases on the Second basement Greg Toll, a two-run home run. Second bottom of the 13th, but man- catcher Lee Jaramillo, out fielder Eric Lubarsky and pitcher Michael Casper were Post Sports. Join us. 229-4578 named to the all-tournament Women's Volleyball team. Panthers sweep Schedule (Tentative) UWM gains on 9/4-5 - at George Mason Tour track nament, Fairfax, VA McAfferty Trophy 9/8-vs. MARQUETTE championship 9/11-12 - at Iowa State Tourna UWM recorded its overall ment, Ames, LA best-ever finish in conference, The men's track team, 9/15 - at Northern Illinois, placing second in McCafferty women's track team and Head DeKalb, IL Trophy points. The trophy is Coach Pete Corf eld all came out 9/18-19 - at Wisconsin Tourna awarded to the Midwestern on top at the MCC Outdoor Track Milwaukee Area Technical College ment, Madison, Wl Collegiate Conference school and Field Championships last 9/25 - at Buder with the most performance month at Butler University. Athletic Department 9/26-at Wright State points in conference champi The men's team won with 107 Position Openings 9/29 - vs. VALPARAISO onships. 1/2 points, over twice their clos 10/3 -vs. CLEVELAND STATE Butler University finished est competitor, Detroit. Jon I. Head Men's Soccer Coach 10/8 -vs. SOUTHERN MISSIS II. Head Women's Basketball Coach first. Manke came away with top men's SIPPI newcomer honors, winning the Qualified applicants for both positions would have previous high 10/9-vs. ILLINOIS-CHICAGO shot put and discus. UWM team school or college coaching experience. Both part time positions are 10/10-vs. LOYOLA members swept the 110 hurdles, responsible for the coaching of their team, supervising assistant 10/13 - at DePaul, Chicago, IL the triple jump and the javelin. coach and student staff, and the recruiting of their team. 10/16 - at UW-Green Bay Women's Soccer Markeisha Morris took the 10/23 - at Cleveland State, Interested applicants should send a letter of application, Women's Newcomer of the Year Cleveland, OH coaching resume, and three coaching references to: Recruits award in field events, winning the 10/24 - at Kent State, Kent, OH Head Coach Michael Moynihan triple jump and high jump. The 10/30 - at Loyola, Chicago, IL Mike Basile, Athletic Director has announced three new players women's team took first by one Milwaukee Area Technical College 10/31 - at Illinois-Chicago have signed National Letters of Intent point over Butler, with 69 points. 11/6 v. UW-GREEN BAY 700 West State Street to play at UWM. Corfield once again came away Milwaukee, Wl 53233 11/13 vs. WRIGHT STATE Erin Blaedow (West Allis, Central), with league honors, being named 11/14 vs. BUTLER Mary Duffy (Madison, La Follette) and Men's and Women's Coach of the Deadline for applications is Friday, July 6,1998 Karen Krauss (Delafield, Kettle Mo 11/20-22 MCC Tournament Year. Earlier this spring he was raine) will join last year's record set ting team.. also named Coach of the Year at the indoor championship. JUNE 15,1998 THE UWM POST 15 Over the Edge at the Arena couple since Randy Savage and dent Lawler attempted to remove ily jewels, and applied the Stun Recruit By Kevin Hazaert Miss Elizabeth. the leg, and The Crusher helped ner again to end the match. 'You must really, really hate his long-time hated rival. Peace is WWF's production was enough me," said Mero. Before I start, I know the restored momentarily, but Lawler to impress a sworn fan of their ri punches are fake. I know the "What happened to us?" He was persistent and successful in re val, WCW/NWO. With new angles asked. "We had it all. You're will moving the leg and report matches are fixed. I know, I know, I know. So did 14,000 others at the ing to risk your body for my tear Vachon fell to the mat. Wisconsin Center Arena and mil ing up of a simple little contract?" The Crusher leveled the lions watching worldwide on May Mero laid down in the middle King with his Plaque, and 31, as the WWF "Over the Edge" of the ring and let Sable cover chased Lawler out of the Swimming pay-per-view invaded the Brew him. She was hesitant but then ring with the leg. City. laid on top of him for the 1-2 The next match was De Head Coach Dave Clark an count You don't need to laugh. I don't generation X, a group of nounced five new recruits have laugh at people who watch "Days But right before the referee sophomoric wrestlers who signed National Letters of Intent of Our Lives," even though the counted three, Mero rolled Sable enjoy making V-shaped to swim for the TPanthers. The WWF is much more realistic. up in a small package for the 1-2- formations with their recruits are: Leslie Brock 3! Mero started jumping up and Yes, it can be considered a soap arms that point to their (Appleton, North), Kelly Goetsch down and celebrated. opera. A soap opera for guys. Pro genitalia. (Plymouth, Plymouth), Todd fessional wresding's popularity is "Get the hell out of the WWF!" As their motto of "Suck Murray (Brookfield, East), Erin at an all-time high. shouted Mero. it!" ran through the air, Polleya (Lincolnwood, IL - Niles Fellow wresding fans know that The show started off with a deaf they were greeted with West First Illinois) and Mike this won't be the end of Sable in ening display of pyrotechnics and thunderous cheers. Smith (Brookfield, Central). the WWF. She is too popular to explosions. I knew I was about to Next was the moment be let go, so look for her to resur witness something special in wres I had been waiting for. face soon to feud with Mero's new tling history. The main event. The Men's Basketball valet Jacquelyn. most popular -wrestler in The pay-per-view started out But leave it to the WWF to push the WWF since Hulk with a weak match, but it had its the envelope in taste again, this Head Coach Ric Cobb an highlight it pitted the biker gang Hogan, "Stone Cold" time in the segment where it in nounced three recruits have of DOA (Disciples of Apocalypse) Steve Austin squared off ducted the legendary Mad Dog signed to play for the Panthers vs. the great, but aging, Legion of against challenger Dude Vachon and fellow Milwakeean, this fall. Doom 2000 (auk.a. The Road War Love. The Crusher, into the WWF Hall Shawn Fountain (Columbus, riors) in a tag-team match. When Austin's glass- of Fame. Both men, in their 60s, OH-Beechcroft/Owens (OH) Forgive me, but I cannot go shattering music came showed their age in approaching Junior College), Ronnie Jones, Jr. into too much detail on this be over the PA, the crowd the ring. erupted in cheers that (Las Vegas, NV-Las Vegas) and cause I was distracted by the scant Roy Kirig (Belleville, IL-West/ ily clad valet of LOD 2000, Sunny. Just as they receive their haven't been heard at the plaques, Jerry "The King" Lawler, old Arena in years. Keep Kaskaskia (IL) Junior College) Mmmmmmm, Sunny. known for his lack of respect, in mind, our men's bas Stone Cold Steve Austin are all guards. Fountain and King I was sitting ringside in the cor ketball team struggles to have junior eligibility, and Jones ner where she and fan participation, the WWF is draw 500 fans to a game there. is a freshman. was roaming. I winning over a new generation of Organ music played and the was told later that wrestling fans. lights went out It was The Under LOD 2000 won taker. He had arrived to ensure by pinfall. I that guest ref, WWF owner Vince barely noticed. McMahon, called the match down Marvelous the middle. Marc Mero came The match lived up to my ex to the ring to find pectations. The wrestlers fought out who is former all over the arena. They spilled valet, the lovely over into the crowd near me. Sable, picked to Austin kicked a chair into the defend her face of a charging Dude Love, honor: If Sable's then clotheslined Love and went man beat Mero, for the pin. she would be Dude charged Austin from be freed from hind, who moved out of the way, Mero's contract. nailing McMahon, knocking him SW &t$f& in town! If Mero won, she out cold. Austin gave Love the would have to Stone Cold Stunner and went for •Beer specials Monday-Thursday leave the WWF the pin. forever. •Live music Friday and However, the referee was "I don't need knocked unconscious. Saturday nights any man fighting A replacement ref ran to the •Some of Milwaukee's favorite my battles for ring, but he was pulled out and musicians me," said Sable, decked. The guy who decked him •Excellent soups, salads, sandwiches receiving a rowdy got decked by the Undertaker. cheer from the Mmmmm. Sunny Another replacement tried to and daily specials women in the leaves the commentator's table count to three, but the Under crowd. and enters the ring to badmouth taker chokeslammed him. "I got myself into this, I'll get 3124 N. Downer Ave. • 964-9616 the two greats. Dude Love had gotten up. He myself out of it" He too disses Vachon about his slapped the Manable Claw in Mero answered Sable's state wooden leg, that replaced his real Austin's mouth. Austin countered ments by wondering what hap one lost in an automobile acci with a low blow right in the fam pened to the WWF's most loved POST EDIT O RIAL PAGE 16 THE UWM POST JUNE 15, 1998 Riverwest loses, nobody wins The most cohesive, diverse neighborhood in Milwaukee suffered a couple setbacks in the past week. Despite cooperation and organization, Riverwest neighbors and busi nesses lost both the battie against Osco Drugs for Humboldt Yards and the opportunity to keep a once-thriving neighborhood advocacy group active in the community. Humboldt Yards, the former rail yard bordering the Milwaukee River at Humboldt Boulevard and North Avenue, attracted controversy when the land was zoned for mixed use, allowing larger retail developments on the site. Neighbors and various use studies recommended that the space stand largely undeveloped as a nature preserve or park site. The neighbors won a stay of execution when the previous landlords of the site decided to put the acreage up for sale when tenants couldn't be found for the controversial development. Then American Stores bought the site, and the Common Council and the Mayor have signed off on the plans to build aJewel/Osco com plex on the land. The neighbors rallied, the neighbors petitioned, the neighbors threatened with recall votes. Despite plans for this site being Dear Editor: LETTERS Dear Editor: killed in the zoning committee, The Plans That Would Not Die made an end run through the Steering and Rules Committee to get to the ||Professor Hatem Bazian's re floor of the Council. There this battle was lost. marks mischaracterizes classical the Palestinian national movement The media's reaction to the re is imperative for Jews/Israelis. cent turmoil in Indonesia is very The fight to keep Humboldt Yards a community-accessible park space Zionism's view on Palestine and Similarly, Arabs/Palestinians interesting. Suharto is criticized has moved to court. Neighbors and organizers must refocus their ener the Palestinians (UWM Post, April must come to realize that Jewish for "crony capitalism" and cor gies from the Common Council, where the plans passed through un 16, 19$$). self-pride as expressed in ruption, but little or nosmention der the watchful eyes of Alderman Marlenejohnson-Odom and Com It is aihistorical fact that the peoplehood, religion and the state is given to two of the greatest of mon Council President John Kalwitz. Yishuv (Jewish settlement) has of hood of Israel are answers to Jew the greatest mas-sacres in the It was a 10 year batde, but the war isn't over. fered to live in peace with the Arab community in a shared state or in a ish identity, survival and 20th century; the slaughter of antisemitism. And both peoples million Indonesians in 1965 and Last chances may have run out for ESHAC, the non-profit Riverwest partitioned state, buttle Arabs ve must learn that blatant immoral acts the invasion of East Timor and organization that spearheaded neighborhood programs, block watches hemently opposed both, After the by individuals and movements can the killing of two hundred thou and rental programs. wars of aggression against Israel, never be condoned, and prejudi sand East Timorese. Could the ESHAC has also assisted other neighborhood organizations in work they have forfeited a legitimate cial, passionate ideology which reas be that there was United ing for neighborhood pride, revitalization and development. claim to pre-war boundaries, in cluding the "occupied" West Bank. feeds these atrocities must never he;: States complicity in both these While the organization helped redevelop and invigorate the entire tolerated. tragedies? It is similar to an ex neighborhood since its inception in the mid-70's, in recent years they've There were Jewish settlements on Shared cooperation between Is tensive report on Hitler being fallen on harder times. Federal grants were cut Tenants of ESHAC's the Golan Heights and in Hebron raelis and Palestinians founded on given without mentioning the buildings sometimes didn't work out. Recendy, properties ESHAC centuries ago. genuine respect expressed in righ Holocaust or reporting on Cam owned were foreclosed upon, and the mortgage holder, Housing Part Even if these areas are to become teousness, justice and moral action bodia and Pol Pot with no men nership Corp., also won a significant judgement against the organiza part of a Palestinian Arab state, Jews is the way. tion of the killings there. tion. must be able to live there in peace, The alternative, for example, the I was alive in 1965 and I re In May, the city's Community Development Policy Committee gave just as Arabs live in Israel. mean-spirited rhetoric of Mr. member well the U.S. media's ESHAC until last Wednesday to raise $50,000.00 toward their signifi Bazian's view to dismantle the Bazian, I am afraid, continues the reaction to the slaughter of a mil cant debts. Unfortunately, grant proposals, fund drives and donations state and people of Israel is; coun cycle of pain. And this is sad. lion Indonesian by the Suharto didn't come through before the deadline. terproductive and makes terrorism Zev Garber regime. Many statements were The Committee has indicated it will cut off federal funding to ESHAC, more likely. If the prospects for Pal Zev Garber is a professor at Los made to the effect that with a fiscally strangling the organization. Previous funding plans could have estinian-Israeli dialogue are not Angeles Valley College and a na m i 11 ion comrriun ists wanted allocated ESHAC up to $500,000.00 through the end of the year, effec bright, then itM the business of re tional and international scholar, things like public:education, tively eliminating much of the debt. sponsible intellectuals and thinkers writer and editor in the field of Jew land reform and free, medical Riverwest and the East Side is losing an ally against substandard hous among,tne combatants to make them'bright. ish Studies and Holocaust Studies, clinics, obviously a very wicked ing and crime, and Housing Partnership Corp. will probably not col who lectured at UWM on April 29, lot. lect on its judgement. Learning the complexity of the historical, religious, cultural, psy 1998 in commemoration of the Since 1965 this extremely sig chological and political factors of 50th Anniversary of the State of Is nificant historical event has gone The UWM Post accepts Letters and rael. down a media black holfe ahid little mention is ever given to ifj: Perspectives for publication. Dear Editor: profound effect on SA especially on while at the same time Cambo Submissions become property the Student Court? dia and Pol Pot receive headline There were two referenda ques Why was this not addressed? after headline. of The UWM Post. tions on the 1998 SA elections con This is a blatant omission. Just an accidental occurance? cerning the reduction of the Student When will this get addressed? I really don't think so. Email: [email protected] Court Justices from 7 to 5 and the restructuring of the SA Government Victor Allan Washington Mail: Union Box 88, PO Box 413 Gary Sudborough Budget separating the Judicial Student Court/SA Senate Liason Milwaukee, Wl 53211 Branch and having it accountable Officer Fax: 229-4579 for its own budget. SAC Vice Chair Both of these two referenda have SA Senator PERSPECTIVE JUNE 15,1998 THE UWM POST PAGE 17 Affirmative action: confronting Indian weapons idealistic disaffirmations our wake up call by Ron Palermo crimination. Superior white appli minor historical episodes to many cants have unduly suffered to the people such as African-American By Zak Mazur disputed territory of Kashmir. Any A few months ago, the Presi benefit of inferior minority appli slavery and the near-genocide of future skirmishes-and there are dent implored the country to be cants. Instead, he thought we American Indians were so egre India's recent decision to test daily skirmishes between India gin a "national dialogue regard should all be judged by merit stan gious that they continue to have its nuclear weapons sent shock and Pakistan along the Kashmir ing race relations." An issue at the dards. lingering and pervasive effects on waves-literally and figuratively- frontier-will now include the dan center of this dialogue has been Although this seems like a fair the economic and educational throughout the world. As the first ger of introducing nuclear weap affirmative action. Even Clinton proposition, it doesn't context- opportunities of these groups. atomic bombs exploded, so too ons to the theater. has joined the conversation. A ualize many of the realities of Justice requires that victims are did any assumptions that the post- Due to India and Pakistan's man not known for taking a po employment decisions and col compensated for these former "so Cold war world was a safer place high population densities, one litical stance in violation of the lege admission requirements. In cietal crimes." Affirmative action to live. hundred million people could public's will had come out-at least an idealistic world, superior and programs are a relatively minor, Not that Americans should fear easily loose their lives in any south by Clintonian standards-as a sup inferior can be clearly defined. yet absolutely necessary form of a nuclear India; to the contrary, Asian nuclear confrontation. Con porter of affirmative action, by One can say that certain tests or compensation. India is the largest democracy in sequently, atomic fall-out will cir stating that "we must mend, not "objective" standards determine His third argument was the the world, and friendly to the west culate the globe, increasing cases end the practice." qualifications for college admis complaint that affirmative action Rather, the danger lies in a dif of cancer worldwide and causing He's in the company of previ sions or employment. But in the programs have not solved the ferent realm. India's nuclear tests- increased birth defects. ous officeholders. For the quarter- real world, decisions are much problem of poverty and unequal and Pakistan's subsequent nuclear What happens in south Asia af century that affirmative action has more complex. A variety of crite wealth distribution still prevalent tests-have brought to the fray an fects each and every one of us. been in existence, virtually every ria should be utilized in determin- throughout America. important issue that many people Furthermore, the conflict be president, including Nixon, Where this falls apart, how in this country were inclined to tween India and Pakistan is exac Ford, Carter and Bush, has ever, is in the belief that any gov ignore: the very real threat of erbated due its religious nature; shown some level of support for ernment program can totally nuclear weapons proliferation. making it much more dangerous these programs. Even the * "One can say that certain eliminate persistent social ineq The proliferation of nuclear than the ideological enmities that archconservative Reagan feared uities. I find it inconsistent that weapons is no longer a theoreti existed between the US and USSR political repercussions from a to tests or "objective" someone who proposes eliminat cal threat, but a clear and present during the Cold War. tal oppositional stance. ing affirmative action because it danger. The reverberations of the Yet public support continues standards determine hasn't produced a colorblind Two ominous trends con nuclear arms race in south Asia to wane. During the last few qualifications for college society would scoff at the idea of verged, clearing the way for re are already being felt in the vola years, the number of Americans shutting down prisons because newed nuclear testing in south tile Middle East. Expounding on against affirmative action in any admissions or they haven't eliminated crime or Asia. the religious nature of the south form has increased dramatically. dismantling the military because The first trend concerned the Asian arms race, Iran issued a pro We've reached the point in this employment. But in the it hasn't created world peace. changing of the strategic balance vocative declaration asserting that national dialogue at which call Instead, he argued that allow of the region. Following the col all of the world's Muslims are now ing for the total elimination of real world, decisions are ing individual minority members lapse of the Cold War, India lost much safer, thanks to Pakistan's programs on democratic prin to fight with the economically its primary superpower ally, the "Islamic bomb." Considering that ciples has become politically pal much more complex" and politically dominant race USSR. Meanwhile, China, who Israel attacked and destroyed atable, even noble-sounding, to would be a more effective rout had attacked India in the past, Iraq's Oserik nuclear reactor in many. to eventual parity. transferred nuclear technology to 1982, it is doubtful that the Jew -Ron Pdlermo j My roommate and I decided This proposition, based on Pakistan, India's archrival, allow ish state - a nuclear power in its to do our patriotic duty by enter the culturally accepted individu ing Pakistan to become a nuclear own right - will be able to ignore ing the dialogue. Although we're ing the best candidate. Often, a alistic work ethic ingrained in our power. Iran's threats of pan-Islamic both charter members of the of- candidate with an inferior test national psyche sounds wonderful Faced with the prospect of be nuclear solidarity. ten-demonized European White score has superior performances in an idealistic world, yet lacks po ing surrounded by two hostile India's recent nuclear weapons Male Club (rightfully so in more in other areas of consideration, litical reality in a society that con nuclear powers to the north and tests should serve as a wake-up call than a few cases), we generally criteria conveniently overlooked tains race-based, unbalanced po west, and feeling alone without and a reminder for every con have opposite political views, lead- by affirmative action opponents. litical and financial power. any close allies, many Indians con cerned American; namely that the ing to a lively exchange of Second, my roommate believed Finally, he argued that affirma cluded that their massive nation spread of nuclear weapons tech thoughts. that it was unfair to give a class of tive action programs were subject of nearly one billion people was nologies (and other technolo During our discussion, I must people special consideration of to the slippery slope phenom being ignored and its legitimate gies) is a dangerous and destabi admit that on the surface, my historical circumstances. enon. security concerns disregarded. lizing phenomenon that must be "opponent's" arguments sounded He said, "virtually all minority "When will it all end?" he la The straw that broke the stopped. Possibly the most fright sincere, convincing, even honor groups have been oppressed at mented. "We've had these pro camel's back was the election of ening aspect of India's nuclear able at times. However, under some point in American history. grams for a long time with no so the Hindu nationalist Bharatiya tests was that we didn't know closer scrutiny and after great con Why should particular groups be lution to our problems." Janata Party (BJP). The potent about them until after they oc sideration, I detected the fatal flaw given opportunities to assimilate I countered that a generation mixture of legitimate security con curred. Our vaunted CIA intelli in his argument: it was based on a more quickly into the power struc may seem like a long time, par cerns and religious/nationalist gence services had no idea the world that has never existed, nor ture of society?" ticularly for Americans who want fervor culminated in the not-so- Indians were preparing to test will probably ever exist; an ideal This "special rights" argument quick, easy solutions regardless of surprising decision for India to nuclear and thermonuclear de istic dream world, devoid of sounds like it's based on fairness problem complexity. test its nukes. vices. Luckily India is a friendly American political reality. Popu or equity among all oppressed But political change is always a The reason the entire world nation. Imagine waking up one lar arguments against affirmative groups, yet fails to consider the slow and lengthy process. When should be concerned, and espe morning to read that Iran or action expressed in his comments special circumstances that have one considers that we've had over cially the world's sole superpower, North Korea had successfully demonstrated this worldview. characterized certain minority is because India and Pakistan have tested nuclear weapons? Would you have an appetite for break First, he argued that affirmative experiences in the United States. gone to war three times over the fast? action was a form of reverse dis For instance, what appear to be SEE ACTION, PAGE 18 18 THE UWM POST JUNE 15, 1998 When to end affirmative action Pollution travels to playing field is level. Of course, Venezuela becomes a common ACTION, FROM PAGE 17 there'll always be a few bumps, remote locations United States occurrance. only they should be similar for all While studying in Milwaukee, very, legalized segregation less groups, instead of the dominant he showed a picture of several than half a century ago, and a con race's molehills and the minority Venezuelan friends to his class consin lakes are so contaminated tinued struggle against present- race's mountains. mates. One classmate asked about with mercury that it is necessary day discrimination, a generation The playing field must also stop the Black guy in the picture. My to issue health warnings to caution of affirmative action doesn't seem resembling a minefield for mi acquaintance had to examine the by Spencer Black about consuming fish caught in like such a long time. norities - replete with challenging picture closely before noticing those waters. Mercury builds up In order to specifically answer and destructive obstacles - with that one of his friends was Black. It's hard to imagine how a re in aquatic food chains and tests this lament, let's consider a couple every step across the minefield The day we begin to consider mote lake far away from popu show that it has been found in of possibilities. closely scrutinized. friendship, rather than skin color, lated areas could be seriously pol high concentrations in many of We don't need affirmative ac We don't need affirmative ac will be the day affirmative action luted with the waste of industrial Wisconsin's game fish. tion as soon as we care enough tion when an experience had by activity. It's much easier to imag should rightfully end. Testing for mercury in Wiscon about fairness to insure that the an acquaintance of mine from ine yourself fishing the day away sin fish started in the early 1970s. and enjoying the catch for dinner. The work began after Canadian Unfortunately, in Wisconsin and and Scandinavian researchers dis other Midwest sates, toxic pollu covered that lakes in those coun tion in the form of mercury has tries, far away from pollution contaminated many lakes and wa sources, contained fish with ex The UWM Post accepts Letters and terways in resort and forested ar tremely high levels of mercury. eas. Nearly 1 out of every 3 lakes Perspectives from anybody. Sub This mercury pollution was com tested in Wisconsin were found to ing from human sources like CUR NEXT have such high levels of mercury missions become property of the smokestack emissions from coal that advisories have been issued SUMMER IS power plants and garbage incin regarding the eating of the fish. Post. Email to [email protected], SUE DEADLINE erators and was traveling great When the mercury is released or snail mail to Union Box 88, PO EOR OPINION distances. In the US, these smoke into our environment, it can be stack emissions account for 85% Box 413, Milwaukee, Wl 53211. SUBMISSIONS come a toxic pollutant. Mercury of the mercury released into the ISJUEY7. is a basic element, so it never environment by human activities. breaks down. We cannot treat, Or even fax to 229-4579. Reducing the largely unregu reduce, or destroy it so contami lated mercury emissions from coal nation from this element trends VrTEWJUNT fired power plants is a key element to become a long term as well as to cutting emissions. These power TCJHEft]RF]RC]M a long range problem. plants are largely operated by elec In Wisconsin, hundreds of in YOU! tric utilities, but are also used to land lakes and their aquatic envi generate electricity by paper mills ronments are polluted with mer and other large industrial sites. To cury. Scientist have tested more combat this problem, the "Mer that 1000 lakes and their river seg cury Cap Bill" was introduced in ments. They found that 321 Wis- the legislature to cap mercury emissions from the major sources. Under the bill, mercury emissions are capped at their current level and the source is required to re duce their emissions by a certain percentage over time. THIS YEAR A LOT OF COLLEGE Utilities could reduce emis sions by utilizing additional pol SENIORS WILL BE GRADUATING lution control technologies. The use of natural gas in a co- INTO DEBT. firing process has had some suc cess since natural gas does not Under the.Army's release mercury when it is Loan Repayment burned. Others are trying the program, you could get use of "scrubbers" to remove the out from under with a mercury before the emissions three-year enlistment. are released. Also, by making Each year you serve greater use of clean energy on active duty reduces sources such as wind and solar Matthew Marino power, the demand on these Killed by a drunk driver your indebtedness by one- coal burning plants could be re on September 29, 1992 third or $1,500, which duced. on Roundtree Lane ever amount is greater, in Melville, New York. Wisconsin's Environmental up to a $65,000 limit. Decade has launched a "Mer The offer applies to Perkins Loans, Stafford Loans, cury Cap Campaign" to push for and certain other federally insured loans, which are not regulations to curb mercury pol in default. lution. To learn more about this And debt relief is just one of the many benefits statewide campaign contact you'll earn from the Army. Ask your Army Recruiter. Wisconsin's Environmental De friends don't let friends drive drunk cade at 608-251-7020. 463-1058 © ARMY. 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