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IN EVERY ISSUE 46 phillipe & Jorge’s cool, cool world Ronzo gets the boot | Public enemy #1 | Who’s right, who’s wrong? | 6 Seekonk rocks 4 the city _by derf 7 5 this Just in In the woods with the Rhode Island 10 Men’s Gathering | WPRO cans Ron St. Pierre 10 bottles & cans 11 Beer on a budget: “craft lite,” and a trip to Trader Joe’s. online exclusives! 12 8 days a week F READ ABOUT IT! One of the most 12 Angélique Kidjo, the 21st Annual buzzed-about and acclaimed new Cajun & Zydeco Mardi Gras Ball, books is The Twelve Tribes of Hattie, Vintage Trouble, and more. Ayana Mathis’s first novel. The author 26 moon signs discusses the multi-generational tale 30 _by symboline dai of a family’s history during the great 26 Jonesin’ _puzzle by matt Jones Migration at thePhoenix.com. 30 PROVIDENCE ASSOCIATE PUBLISHER STEPHEN L. 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News broke late Thursday that talk Schwarzkopf handed in his NRA card at one daughters’ school security that was so lu- rant, which P&J would like to highlight in f radio station WPRO had laid off Ron point, calling LaPierre’s baby, “inflexible dicrously wrong-headed, mean-spirited, case you are a member of NRA and think St. Pierre, a Rhode Island Radio Hall of and almost radical.” Ah, you hadn’t seen and offensive as to be laughable — if the you are being well represented by your Famer who was serving as producer and de nuthin’ yet, Stormin’ Norman. subject weren’t so serious. tough-talking, but barking mad Veep. facto co-host of Buddy Cianci’s show. The Newtown abomination prompted Fifi published a typical rant on The Daily When one considers the length, LaPierre to demand more guns in schools Caller recently — a piece ThinkProgress’ Zack • “The border today remains porous not only to breadth, and depth of Ron’s service to — cut to shot of first-grader shouldering Beauchamp and Ian Millhiser rightly called people seeking jobs in the U.S., but to criminals WPRO, this is earthshaking news. Sources a shotgun, looking like an abducted child a “bizarre, paranoid screed.” The authors whose jobs are murder, rape and kidnapping.” Get tell us the decision is not going over well soldier in Africa. And it prompted the pulled some of the most offensive and pre- your application here, right Fifi? at the House that Salty Built. We hear nu- NRA to run a TV ad focused on Obama’s posterous lines from LaPierre’s frothing • “After Hurricane Sandy, we saw the hellish merous sponsors are angry. world that the gun prohibitionists see as their The firing was bad enough. But the utopia. Looters ran wild in south Brooklyn. There timing was particularly insulting. St. was no food, water or electricity.” Well, that sure sounds like utopia. Just don’t shoot a unicorn. Pierre brought us a friendly and knowl- thE city _By DERF edgeable radio voice during the recent bliz- • “Hurricanes. Tornadoes. Riots. Terrorists. Gangs. zard, staying at a motel near the station Lone criminals. These are perils we are sure to face and walking down Route 114 to work so he — not just maybe. It’s not paranoid to buy a gun. could keep Rhode Islanders aware of what It’s survival. It’s responsible behavior, and it’s time was happening statewide with outages, we encourage law-abiding Americans to do just roads, and the like. that.” Especially if you’re white. And please, help Your superior correspondents spoke with out by shooting at hurricanes and tornadoes. Ron in the aftermath of the firing and here • And for the capper, the Orwellian, “We [the is the statement he sent along: “While it’s NRA] are the largest civil rights organization in difficult to be let go after 22 years of being the world.” The NRA is neither civil nor right. part of WPRO, I understand it’s a business. I get that but we ask listeners every day to Now would someone please wipe the allow us into their homes and make us part froth off LaPierre’s chin, put a cold com- of their family, their daily activities. When press on his forehead, give him a Xanax, we suddenly disappear without any expla- and put him to bed for few days – or at nation, that’s just not fair to the listener. least until the next putsch? They deserve an explanation as to why we’re not there any longer. If you’re going Who’s right, Who’s Wrong? to make these changes, have the courage Pope Benny Andajets’s sudden abdication of your convictions to tell the people who means the short-notice selection of the butter your bread WHY. Don’t hide behind next pontiff should be a doozy. NOT AVAILABLE FOR COMMENT.” In the coming weeks, there will be more On Tuesday, Buddy went on the air for petty gossip, recrimination, backstab- the first time since WPRO dropped Ron bing, and insincere compliments among and offered a partial explanation: man- the cardinals than in an entire season of agement, he was told, had fired St. Pierre Housewives of Beverly Hills. (And just as many for budgetary reasons. But still, no direct faaaab-ulous outfits!) comment, no full explanation from the Whomever they choose, P&J are most head honchos. interested in the transition. Is Pope Benny Buddy assured listeners that manage- really ready to give up the “cloak of infal- ment had not consulted with him or warned libility?” It’d be a disaster if we had two him in advance of the firing. He spoke of grown men in mitres, silk robes, and Dor- his affection and respect for Ron. Is anyone othy’s red shoes duking it out every time a surprised by Buddy’s loyalty? We think not. tough question comes up and the flock is A perfect example of why these two people looking for an answer, pronto. matter in Rhode Island and why WPRO has Perhaps Benny will just wait in reserve made a serious error in judgment. in case the next pontiff goes off the rails and absolves all the pedos and shirtlifters. Public EnEmy #1 Yes, he’d be the perfect man to guide the P&J’s nominee for most dangerous man in church back to the good old-fashioned val- America: National Rifle Association execu- ues of hypocrisy and concealment.