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Sent +447543296111 Jake 1337635346425 Oh god...my phone just wiped everything on it all my message logs / everything... had to re sync (Topiary) 21 May 2012 with google to get numbers 22:22:26

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1337777961401 =3 heard there is a new series of red dwarf soon. (Topiary) 23 May 2012 13:59:21

Received 83338 (Unknown) 1337876777183 Thanks for purchasing a NMM 1-months license. £1.50 will be added to your phone bill. For help 24 May 2012 08702480277 or [email protected] 17:26:17

Received +447543296111 Jake 1338061540779 Watching Eurovision like a pro (Topiary) 26 May 2012 20:45:40

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338061684316 Oh god, you need to get your bail fixed... Arma 2 DayZ - role playing 20km zombie survival it's (Topiary) 26 May 2012 amazing. 20:48:04

Received +447543296111 Jake 1338061884905 you're not wrong. Haven't killed a zombie in some time (Topiary) 26 May 2012 20:51:24

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338062038415 See I think that's a human rights abuse, you should have the right to shoot zombies in the brain (Topiary) 26 May 2012 stem viciously. England are playing afaik on itv if you're bored 20:53:58

Received +447543296111 Jake 1338062207653 They're winning, if you can call it winning (Topiary) 26 May 2012 20:56:47

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338062382030 Need some weed, then this match will be a gripping epic match of superstars, rather than a bland (Topiary) 26 May 2012 friendly 20:59:42

Received +447543296111 Jake 1338062598874 impyling this is not the case. watching Romania singing crap (Topiary) 26 May 2012 21:03:18

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338062809765 So you singing along? Omg you have jedward to wait for!!! *passes the pistol with 1 round (Topiary) 26 May 2012 chambered* :V 21:06:49

Received +447543296111 Jake 1338063232115 Jedward will be radiant and loveable, motherfucker (Topiary) 26 May 2012 21:13:52

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338063628893 Meh , I can't say I'm doing anything more interesting, working on code for zombies in ss13 that'll (Topiary) 26 May 2012 not be laggy as fuck, replacing the crappy ai's they start with and making a global ai that moves 21:20:28 them all. =3 hope you're drunk watching this, though better than the england game.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1338064622085 intelligent AI is underrated. swarms of well-programmed enemy spaceships are the deadliest (Topiary) 26 May 2012 threat to the gamer 21:37:02

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338064868053 Hehe indeed, I've took the targetting and position scanning stuff to the global Ai and let the (Topiary) 26 May 2012 zombies themselves still defend themselves and check lockers etc, only got 1 cpu and 2gbs ram to 21:41:08 play with, due to the way byond works so having to write everything as optimised as possible. Lucky I know C ^.^

Received +447543296111 Jake 1338065193413 is SS13 side-scroller/RTS/level-based? I never asked. maybe it's all a new meme and you're (Topiary) 26 May 2012 trolling successfully 21:46:33

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338065280528 Lol it's a 2d topdown space station simulation made by a neckbeard on something awful. (Topiary) 26 May 2012 21:48:00

Received +447543296111 Jake 1338065433164 try "Warning Forever". simple looping boss made by Japanese neckbeards, but interesting coding (Topiary) 26 May 2012 21:50:33

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338065960789 Pretty interesting, ss13 basically has everything - mixing chemicals, real human body simulation, (Topiary) 26 May 2012 dismemberment, atmospheric simulation, viruses and illnesses, rewiring and relaying pipes, 21:59:20 rebuilding the station etc, everything is buildable, pretty fun game dedicated a year to it lol

Received +447543296111 Jake 1338066405422 sounds great. I'll give it a go when internets return. was thinking of doing a small space RTS/misc. (Topiary) 26 May 2012 strategy. wormholes, geosync orbit, sporadic dense space fields, awesome lasers. always lasers. 22:06:45

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338066660602 Whats about the blasters? :C I wanted to do a game like that but with trading too so that it's got (Topiary) 26 May 2012 an economy. You'd probably like x2:the threat or x3reunion / x3:terran conflict...they're pretty much 22:11:00 the single player 1337 version of eve, fps style flying of ships and totally moddable/scriptable

Received +447543296111 Jake 1338066922204 trading is good. I wanted to do a tiered loot system with hundreds of drops, and a sort of armour (Topiary) 26 May 2012 set for different ship structures. space games lack humour, this is a shame. writing those games 22:15:22 down

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338067709128 Would be interesting to script in items that expand in tier level on spawn, so 1 item turns into 100 (Topiary) 26 May 2012 different ones and allow them to be improved or scavanged and stripped for parts. 22:28:29

Received Orange (Unknown) 1338119113319 Hi from Orange. You have 600 free texts to use this month. To get free texts again next month 27 May 2012 just top-up by £10 or more before 13/06/12. 12:45:13

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338119214838 >bleep, message from orange.... you have 560 free texts remaining, good luck using them before (Topiary) 27 May 2012 the 13th >:3 12:46:54

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338129661156 I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. Dyslexic man walks (Topiary) 27 May 2012 into a bra... I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost 3 days already Why do niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a 15:41:01 million works What do black men do after sex? ..15 to life (Wasting free texts for your lol's)

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338216720706 Bored? I was just listening to Stan by eminem lol thought of you :V (Topiary) 28 May 2012 15:52:00

Received +447543296111 Jake 1338225020629 *facepalm* Eminem (Topiary) 28 May 2012 18:10:20

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338228543366 Lol eminem ain't that bad :3 like a few songs..though not in my top 10 favorates, need some nigga (Topiary) 28 May 2012 jokes? Watching the jesus chatline, its epic, 2 oldfags pretending to be christians running a 19:09:03 chatline on tv, being abused by newfags on /b/ who think it's real and funny oldfags who get the joke ringing in to make it seem more real and more funny.

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338231724078 Oh I'm too boring now to text huh? Tv better today huh, mr bigshot h4xx0r =P not like I want (Topiary) 28 May 2012 much, just your kawk, my mouth and a large kony suit, why can't you be more like kony, he 20:02:04 knows what to do. *sighs* bet Sabu would rape me.....especially if I bring fried chicken (okay sorry offensive trolling over)

Received +447543296111 Jake 1338243444704 TROLL IN THE DUNGEON (Topiary) 28 May 2012 23:17:24

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338243647705 What the FUCK¡ you know how late this is? I was fap-sleeping and you text. I am deeply offend (Topiary) 28 May 2012 by this. =P need fire to kill the trolls 23:20:47

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338248719603 Was trolling again btw <3 text anytime, or don't I don't mind I'm pretty easy going with stuff. I am (Topiary) 29 May 2012 still a massive faggot, hope I don't come across as too batshit insane, texting makes it much 00:45:19 harder to know then to stop talking etc.

Received 35433 (Unknown) 1338377092919 From Orange: Always forgetting friend's birthdays? Get free birthday reminders for all your 30 May 2012 Facebook friends! http://full.orangeworld.co.uk/r/birthdays/ 12:24:52

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338383924022 Assange lost his appeal, got 14 days to attempt to challenge it or he's extradited to ame..sweden (Topiary) 30 May 2012 on the 13th 14:18:44

Received +447543296111 Jake 1338386730509 Yeah he's off to Sweden by the looks of it. Was thinking about going to the court but decided (Topiary) 30 May 2012 against it 15:05:30

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338387083806 I didn't realise it was today, could protest outside where he's staying the day he'll be extradited, (Topiary) 30 May 2012 that'd be noticed lol I think if you were seen free to be at a protest for Julian Assange the US 15:11:23 would flip the shit, and start raging about the uk justice system. Would be lulzy but totally not gonna help yourr case lol

Received +447543296111 Jake 1338387375455 U.S. showboating is commonplace. Because Earth is just America and those other countries (Topiary) 30 May 2012 15:16:15

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338388294591 True. The anon in me would say how you're seen as an anon legend and people seeing you (Topiary) 30 May 2012 protesting would inspire anons all over the world to do something.... but having talked to you, I 15:31:34 think you're too awesome to risk getting more US hate directed at you, especially since people started calling you the closest thing to the leader of anonymous.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1338389908383 Every person that's arrested gets painted as leader. Even Ryan Cleary, the "mastermind of Anon". (Topiary) 30 May 2012 Just tabloid drivel, but you know what the Americans are like 15:58:28

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338390759574 Yea, perhaps...*sighs* anon is pretty dead at the core now, a few people with botnets and a load (Topiary) 30 May 2012 of people defacing for reputation or for money/jobs in the case of one group..... and at the same 16:12:39 time oldfags are scared everyone is an fbi informant. Also another anon group is attacking people who teach teens to become hackers saying that it's morally wrong to use them while you stay in the shadows...makes me sad to see it..least /b/'s anon lives on

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338398409653 When is your birthday? Mines 4th june, gonna be 28 ='( lol though apparently I look a lot younger (Topiary) 30 May 2012 lol... I dunno if that's true but it's nice people would say it. Seen 'office space'? "Pc load letter? 18:20:09 What the fuck does that mean!" Awesome film =3

Received +447543296111 Jake 1338458021886 My birthday was last Thursday, we deployed sentient companion cubes to assimilate Neptune's (Topiary) 31 May 2012 ice-goblins 10:53:41

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338469737093 D'awwww :) happy birthday for then, hope you enjoyed it. I want a companion cube lol (Topiary) 31 May 2012 14:08:57

Received +447543296111 Jake 1338556163547 28, that's halfway to 80 (Topiary) 1 Jun 2012 14:09:23

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338648939510 I age like a fine wine =) >erika hosts an elecrtic retard comic page.... > 6000 people's requests kill (Topiary) 2 Jun 2012 the server =3 15:55:39

Received +447543296111 Jake 1338653797712 everything runs better under wine, true facts (Topiary) 2 Jun 2012 17:16:37

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338654061914 Lawl, god, I'm bored... guess I'll smother myself in icecream start making and icecream van noise (Topiary) 2 Jun 2012 and chase kids down the street....or england game....tough choices... 17:21:01

Received +447543296111 Jake 1338654305414 Belgium will dominate, Kompany will crush bones (Topiary) 2 Jun 2012 17:25:05

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338654618471 Kompany is pretty good Belgium have so many good players. I rekon England will score a few, (Topiary) 2 Jun 2012 Alex is just really influencial on a pitch. 17:30:18

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338656588050 ^.^ (Topiary) 2 Jun 2012 18:03:08

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338809611345 Birthday today, the big questin - to burger king or not to burger king... (Topiary) 4 Jun 2012 12:33:31

Received +447543296111 Jake 1338913612365 Happy late troll birthday then. Did you burger king? (Topiary) 5 Jun 2012 17:26:52

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338913784105 Narr I got weed then got stoned. Was awesome. Would of invited you but y'know the long arm of (Topiary) 5 Jun 2012 the law loves to bust stoners. =3 17:29:44

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339020994056 Just remembered an article I thought was funny, was like "Topiary being scottish brings forward (Topiary) 6 Jun 2012 thoughts of brave heart, and I wonder when the young hero will scream freeedommmmmmm!" 23:16:34 Well... I thought it was funny at least =3

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339023246998 I will do that when this situation is over, definitely an idea (Topiary) 6 Jun 2012 23:54:06

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339186966723 SHARK!!!!!!! (Topiary) 8 Jun 2012 21:22:46

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339192563417 wut (Topiary) 8 Jun 2012 22:56:03

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339192666085 =3 nothing just bored, thought i'd try making you think a walking shark was gonna eat you. (Topiary) 8 Jun 2012 22:57:46

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339194894873 Walking sharks are fodder compared to flying sharks and/or underground mecha-sharks (Topiary) 8 Jun 2012 23:34:54

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339195357748 Oh fuck you know the mecha sharks? >.> damn gonna have to stick to guarding noobs in my (Topiary) 8 Jun 2012 assualt ship on eve 23:42:37

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339196757086 Sharks without missile launchers aren't worth calling sharks. Dense fields in space have mounted (Topiary) 9 Jun 2012 shark trebuchets to fend off robots throwing moons and crystallized lakes and what have you 00:05:57

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339196862157 Vengeance, I'm a caldari that got bored and went amarr while working for gallente. =3 (Topiary) 9 Jun 2012 00:07:42

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339197056159 Oh wow my space nerd side is showing, lol (Topiary) 9 Jun 2012 00:10:56

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339198795561 You've clearly celebrated too much over Her Majesty's royal flag-waving, hula-hooping, rainy (Topiary) 9 Jun 2012 monarchist festival 00:39:55

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339200965623 Oh yes, I have it's been a jolly good show. I watched some of it and am now totally rallied and (Topiary) 9 Jun 2012 ready for england to take the cup this year. I mean we're practically liverpool FC lol 01:16:05

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339203659968 Sweden will crush the England squad with their toblerone-laced miasmic death fog (Topiary) 9 Jun 2012 02:00:59

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339203967505 In a dream world, in a dream (within a dream)! I think the young players will become heros (Topiary) 9 Jun 2012 02:06:07

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339204197045 Hawkeye is the true hero. If computers could troll... (Topiary) 9 Jun 2012 02:09:57

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339204555616 Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' FISH *hawkeye headshot* >Fish has fainted. /$ rm rf / (Topiary) 9 Jun 2012 02:15:55

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339262052386 Sorry mate was higher than jesus last night =3 (Topiary) 9 Jun 2012 18:14:12

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339262071002 Raptor Jesus of course (Topiary) 9 Jun 2012 18:14:31

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339285062055 I have you named as "Troll" in my contacts, so zombie Jesus knows when to activate the remote (Topiary) 10 Jun 2012 Korean war cattle, master of the skies motherfucker 00:37:42

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339452718570 Sweden = bottom of the group, awesome prediction is awesome :P (Topiary) 11 Jun 2012 23:11:58

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339453140990 Sweden are eating the slow release diet toblerone miasma crunch - its secret blend of eleven (Topiary) 11 Jun 2012 herbs and spices won't enter the blood stream until the 19th, on which date they will make the 23:19:00 England squad look like headless robotic shrews in a black bag that's just been hurled directly into the sun

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339453231190 Let's hope they do, lol or southampton will endup beating man city tooo ;3 (Topiary) 11 Jun 2012 23:20:31

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339453333326 England goal scored by city player, French goal scored by city player against city player (Topiary) 11 Jun 2012 23:22:13

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339453724373 Lol I guess I lose. Joe Hart was fantastic (Topiary) 11 Jun 2012 23:28:44

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339455695889 Ukraine not a bad side to be fair (Topiary) 12 Jun 2012 00:01:35

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339456379167 Yea they looked really up for it and confident. (Topiary) 12 Jun 2012 00:12:59 Received +447543296111 Jake 1339459191842 thankfully China aren't in this competition... at least until they brutally annex Europe with their (Topiary) 12 Jun 2012 death pandas 00:59:51

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339508972938 Lol death panda are sexy. If it's a friend of mines birthday, think it's okay to be high as fuck? (Topiary) 12 Jun 2012 14:49:32

Received Orange (Unknown) 1339570027573 Hi from Orange. To get your Dolphin free internet & text rewards, top-up by £10 or more and we'll 13 Jun 2012 add them within 48 hours. 07:47:07

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339690382380 Ireland v Spain, oh dear (Topiary) 14 Jun 2012 17:13:02

Received Orange (Unknown) 1339695335907 Phone Fund gives you money off a new handset at Orange shops or orange.co.uk. You have 14 Jun 2012 £7.00 in your Phone Fund (last updated 22 MAY 12 04:25 ). 18:35:35

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339698220182 Lol watccing bbc news '3 hours to meet queen' vs '5 hours to give a batshit insane book to you' all (Topiary) 14 Jun 2012 hail the one, Topiary.. power of the one extends to ireland and they still can't beat spain. 19:23:40

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339704659755 Seems to be going great for Ireland (Topiary) 14 Jun 2012 21:10:59

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339704947417 Lulz well they might do it with added time =3 (Topiary) 14 Jun 2012 21:15:47

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339705276838 prediction was 5-0... that death fog I talked about is happening in the form of celebratory (Topiary) 14 Jun 2012 firecrackers being chucked at pitch. 21:21:16

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339705446508 Yea saw those in the italy game too, clouds of doom, watching this midwife thing.... I'm such a fag (Topiary) 14 Jun 2012 lol 21:24:06

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339706825783 Midwife thing? wut? (Topiary) 14 Jun 2012 21:47:05

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339706950528 BBC 1 good show, lol. So what do you spend your time doing? If it's not an akward question. (Topiary) 14 Jun 2012 21:49:10 Received +447543296111 Jake 1339707277808 Hanging around, writing fiction, legal prep etc. Going to Sheffield on Saturday to see an airing of (Topiary) 14 Jun 2012 We Are Legion, I has free train ticket from the maker ^_^ 21:54:37

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339707824496 Awesome. I usually try finding a job I can do, (something that doesn't fuck with my anxiety) or (Topiary) 14 Jun 2012 working with random freelance coders on things, smoking weed too randomly, but that's out of 22:03:44 character for me. Do a lot of legal prep? I've never been to court, only arrested before cause they thought I had cocain when really I was mugged... fucking 18 hours in a cell for no reason...but yea. I'd buy a book with your name on it, you have an eloquent way of writing, at least from what I know.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339708609266 From what you've said you sound like a good coder. There's surely a place for your skills, maybe (Topiary) 14 Jun 2012 advanced freelance in small teams or something similar. Yeah legal material is time-consuming, 22:16:49 but at least our courts do things fairly, if slowly. Can't say same for police themselves but we all know about the level of corruption in those ranks. Do you write much?

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339708955478 I used to, used to like poetry, and I've dated 3 grammar Nazis (seems like the only people I get (Topiary) 14 Jun 2012 with) I've written some freaky sex stories before *blushes* but not much else. =3 22:22:35

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339713435485 Never got into poetry, only because I've never known anyone that's into poetry. Mostly hang out (Topiary) 14 Jun 2012 with sci-fi/fantasy/science nerds. I know some hardcore anime fans that do subtitles, and 23:37:15 sometimes songs, but have never met a poet.

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339713969519 Wouldn't say I'm a good poet, just love monolgues and well written pieces of english. (Topiary) 14 Jun 2012 Hentai*coughs*errrm I mean anime is good, love vocaloid songs on youtube. I'm a massive nerd 23:46:09 too, love scifi babylon 5, startrek, etc :3 love hypnosis tooo lol not gonna go into that tho ;3

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339714097975 ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTRAP (Topiary) 14 Jun 2012 23:48:17

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339714161620 *eyes wiggly in an agreeing, yes you're agreeing, manner* (Topiary) 14 Jun 2012 23:49:21

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339714525149 Maybe you would like "Lolishit", dubstep electro mixed with anime sounds. Surprisingly good. Give (Topiary) 14 Jun 2012 them a YouTube sometime, or don't; I couldn't possibly ask you to. 23:55:25

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339714852086 Goreshit is apparently just like it =P but interesting mix. :3 (Topiary) 15 Jun 2012 00:00:52

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339715061083 One of /mu/'s only fineries is sharethread databasing. Found some unique stuff on them over (Topiary) 15 Jun 2012 years 00:04:21 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339715793989 I've drifted away from chans now, /b/ is the only place I lurk or gurochan cause that place is sticky (Topiary) 15 Jun 2012 heaven :3, my music suggestions come from admins etc from d2k5 00:16:33

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339715829410 Oh and you =3 cause your suggestions are alright too :P (Topiary) 15 Jun 2012 00:17:09

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339716038333 My suggestions would be better if I had my media drive. Mets have that one, and they hate my (Topiary) 15 Jun 2012 tunes. Forensics woman turned off my Ratatat when RAM dumping :( 00:20:38

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339716464837 Lol sucks that does, curious what they did, my approach would be to dump the ram and look for (Topiary) 15 Jun 2012 encryption keys, or..if it's on attach my pc to it and hack in and copy everything...hell I should work 00:27:44 for them lol but locking up young teens for protesting against corruption and greed..no ty...... I do want to take down serious pedophile gangs or genuine terrorists, and by genuine I mean americans killed their kids so they wanna kill hundreds or thousands of people.. my political views are like Ron Paul :3 hate the drug war too.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339716888461 What they do is just iptrace netstat etc, then they image the drive and probably use EnCase later. (Topiary) 15 Jun 2012 Not too thorough, but then again electromechanical storage not complicated. If files are there, 00:34:48 easy case. Fragments, forensics. Bizarre pseudo-data... then they bring in the tech microscopes

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339717060304 :3 well I hope they have to say you're innocent and appologize to you. I thank you for standing (Topiary) 15 Jun 2012 against a tyranical country who longs to control everyones lives. I think you're a hero and so do 00:37:40 hundreds of thousands of people who fear what america is becoming.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339717198148 Agreed @ pedos, I would join you in catching them. You know Ryan Cleary has a second (Topiary) 15 Jun 2012 indictment for hardcore CP? Not sure if that is public so keep between us 00:39:58

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339717655201 It's semi public, it's mentioned in a leaked met confrence call but not in papers etc... ugh fucking (Topiary) 15 Jun 2012 hate CP to start with, hardcore CP would make me physically sick thinking of the abuse the kid 00:47:35 takes... :< I like shota and loli stuff, but I think it crosses the line to watch a real video of it happening to a real person, or to do it to a real person.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339717992635 Well apparantly the law here has 5 levels of CP. 1 being lowest (basic naked pose), 2 involving (Topiary) 15 Jun 2012 adult, 3 something abusive, etc. Cleary had 1, 2, 3 and 4 and "disturbing" google history. specialist 00:53:12 CP sites and passworded archives of videos. Sick stuff. He's a shit.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339718117347 Like, he's a shit to the point where I'll give court evidence against him. And only him. (Topiary) 15 Jun 2012 00:55:17

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339718337591 Don't blame you, I would too, I mean....I'm not a perfect letter of the law guy, but nothing excuses (Topiary) 15 Jun 2012 that level of obsession with kids sexually... I hope he never hurt anyone irl or online, he should go 00:58:57 on anti androgens Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339718606262 Don't tell me anything that'll get you in shit for btw, I can keep my mouth shut but like you said (Topiary) 15 Jun 2012 they do monitor all this :P <3 01:03:26

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339718787044 True enough. Off to bed, night Anon (Topiary) 15 Jun 2012 01:06:27

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339718871330 Night leader :V (Topiary) 15 Jun 2012 01:07:51

Received Orange (Unknown) 1339739988765 Hi from Orange. To get your Dolphin free internet & text rewards next month, top-up by £10 or 15 Jun 2012 more before 13/06/12. 06:59:48

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339788067674 =^.^= (Topiary) 15 Jun 2012 20:21:07

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339790925054 What's England score? Not watching (Topiary) 15 Jun 2012 21:08:45

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339792856773 3 - 2 to england =P (Topiary) 15 Jun 2012 21:40:56

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339808473535 It's clear that someone has stolen the nutty chocolate vortex core that powers the Swedish (Topiary) 16 Jun 2012 miasmic death fog. Probably Walcott 02:01:13

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339809381626 =P indeed (Topiary) 16 Jun 2012 02:16:21

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339955853510 Just got made aware that the US are seeking to extradite Cleary, and seem to be using him as (Topiary) 17 Jun 2012 the main target (by reading this RT article it seems anyway) your names been fading and being 18:57:33 brushed over lately in the media which can only help encourage America to refrain from pursuing you..... lol dunno why I'm telling you, you know all, except the swedish results =3. What do you think of Sabu now? No comment?

Received +447543296111 Jake 1339962077569 Yeah they charged him in LA. It will be a fight; he is represented by Gary Mckinnon's solicitor. (Topiary) 17 Jun 2012 Doesn't help that he's already in prison. The CP charge can't be helping his public sympathy. 20:41:17

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339965985177 In fairness it's downplayed, the media seem to be totally ignoring it, only reason I know and others (Topiary) 17 Jun 2012 is the MET + FBI confrence call that got put on youtube lol such a careless and unprofessional 21:46:25 thing for them to let happen, it practically said who they were arresting next etc...I think they moved faster than they wanted due to Sabu being their mole and knowing about the leak. Hate talking about this stuff, don't wanna get picked up tomorrow '4no raisin' been much less paranoid though since I left my old screen names behind and 32 passed 2tbs of data

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1339984722336 Okay, sorry about the time. Poem I wrote a couple of years ago follows - Gem by ~me (I suck just (Topiary) 18 Jun 2012 so you know) A paragon of ocean flows; Heart beat slowing as my rowing slows. Blue limelight, on 02:58:42 the horizon the mist dwells Yet, no cautious worries on this, a sea of calm. Black water glistening A perfect orbed moon reflected, While this hulk of wood - old and worn, Floats upon a sea of circumfluent woes. My paragon of ocean flows; Gargling gushes of void water Sweeps and splashes of oars An illusion of what lies inside a gem.

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340011195063 Think John Barrowman is hot? Lol (Topiary) 18 Jun 2012 10:19:55

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340025358422 Omfg dude....FUCK *snuggles fishy* "saints will kick-off the 2012/13 season at home to (Topiary) 18 Jun 2012 manchester city" omg omg omg omg XD 14:15:58

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340063769048 WikiLeaks has Bieber Fever (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 00:56:09

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340064078567 Interesting lol 'baby' (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 01:01:18

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340064405949 Trippy poetry, like a gondolier escaping the canals with the espionage baron who has paid a hefty (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 150 silver marks. Gangster shit, hypnotrap 01:06:45

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340064602302 Thanks =3. Oh I was wrong saints are at Man city.... we gonna lose :3 got arsenal and man utd (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 the same month too. You high/drunk¿ if so send me some, I'm all out :p 01:10:02

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340064879488 Tevez will snap your bones for such a question, even though he has a face like haunted (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 tupperware 01:14:39

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340065016563 Tevez is fatter than my ass after a trip to see the muffin man. trying to decide if I go on the 25th (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 help me decide :p 01:16:56

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340065172692 Your choice, just don't get arrested by the costumed agents of control (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 01:19:32

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340065501972 If I got arrested, i'd strip naked in the cell since I'm covered in kinky stuff written in Henna lol (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 pretty sure any guy with even half an interest in traps would burst in to show me his baton... I'm 01:25:01 scared of you really, too famous/awesome to meet my boring old jewish faggotry.. and I have a crush on you still which doesn't help my confidence (was so hard admitting that lol)

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340065874501 Fuck it I'll say more - my oozing orgasmic presence in a male dominated jail when I'm a kinky (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 bitch into escapology and s&m sounds like a pleasure that would eclipse the mightiest of tower of 01:31:14 london fantasies I've had...

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340065939721 You're in luck 'cause the Met love traps. Task Force Countertrap are on the scene with their nets (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 and sharpies 01:32:19

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340066139515 Oh really that is shit hot! Makes me wanna confess to them and beg to be their fucktoy, though (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 unfortunately my half assed fail hacking isn't worthy of public resources :( 01:35:39

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340066329409 LOLwat (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 01:38:49

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340066332813 Task Force Countertrap will just lock you with dodgy Bob, the man that walks like a monster truck (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 01:38:52

Received 2886 (Unknown) 1340066379058 You've only got £0.98 credit left. To top-up reply with the last 4 digits of your card, top-up amount 19 Jun 2012 & 3 digits on the back of your card eg 1230 05 123 01:39:39

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340066628919 Shit shit shit 90p left....well yea, I used to have a massive crush on Assange...but you're just more (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 intoxicating.. like pulling a lions tail dunno if you'll turn and attack or become a ponyfag teeny tiger 01:43:48 ...shit maybe I really smoke too much

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340067359738 Yeah you've smoked too much, watch out for the blurry sky demons. Over and over the story, (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 ending as he began: MAKE YE NO TRUCE WITH HYPNOTRAP - THE BEAR THAT WALKS LIKE 01:55:59 A MAN.

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340067595528 Look into my eyes... you are feeling horny vherry vherry hornys. Lol I actually will go on the 25th (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 just so you can facepalm like a champion =3 01:59:55

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340067978162 Alleged tflow is a handsome chap, he sat next to Cleary in court and made him look like a lipstick (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 smear on E.T's kneecaps after a bath 02:06:18

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340068203713 Up from his stony playground - down from his well-digged lair - out on the naked ridges ran (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 Hypnotrap the bear.... oh I saw him, he's pretty cute, kept on grinning at me and Erika and half 02:10:03 walking over but stopping after a few feet, I was banned from going up the steps though by the mighty indian security guard who told me in broken english about my lack of rights.. Kayla is hot in a "would break every bone in my body and leave me dying" kinda way...but you're 'the one'

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340068514495 Ackroyd is not what a hardcore hacker is supposed to look like. He could probably knock out half (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 the courtroom and both of Cleary's guards if he wanted to 02:15:14

Sent 2886 (Unknown) 1340068727099 BANKRELATED 19 Jun 2012 02:18:47

Received Orange (Unknown) 1340068749430 Thanks - you've just topped up by £10 and you've now got £10.02 credit. 19 Jun 2012 02:19:09

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340068754601 Yea, I was terror stricken when he headed towards me, my trembling free topiary sign making me (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 imagine the fist soon to knock me to the floor in a mortal combat style head removing fatality :3 02:19:14

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340069426549 Ryan Ackroyd VS. Chuck Norris - will the universe survive such a cataclysmic event? Nini~ mate (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 02:30:26

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340104786264 Woah, where was my head last night? Lol had something to say...forgotten....oh yea - Saints > (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 Man City forever :3 gonna get you a giant cuddly fish btw 12:19:46

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340113778237 Tevez, bones, tupperware, etc. Actually, City will probably cock it up and barely scrape top half. A (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 fish? if you want to mindfuck, get 3 cuddly toys and give to Ackroyd/tflow as well 14:49:38

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340114156432 Hwahahahahhaaha yes yes yes, totally doing that. though Ackroyd might be like "what the fuck is (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 this *punches*" but I see your plan you wanna laugh at the beating I recive :3 I'll get ackroyd a 14:55:56 fluttershy and tflow a pedobear look alike (if I can find one). Still think you should gief a press confrence in a think scottish accent saying that brave heart speach.

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340114977531 Omg better than a pedobear, I got a fucking meerkat haha in a little robe so sexy (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 15:09:37

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340116323857 that's appropriate in more ways than I can legally disclose (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 15:32:03

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340116512291 Hehe :3 yea I understand, lol god Ackroyd is gonna 'knock me into tomorrow' to quote rocky 3, I (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 piddy da foo' who buys Ackroyd a pony 15:35:12

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340131168743 Set sail for England fail (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 19:39:28

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340131245574 Lol REIGN OVER US - GOD SAVE OUR TOPIARYYYYYYY (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 19:40:45

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340131397930 Eugh, Rooney and his mountain troll face (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 19:43:17

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340131609022 Yea I know disgusting, he doesn't deserve to have an instant place in the squad (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 19:46:49

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340132491274 Rooney's like having an extra ukrainian on the pitch (Topiary) 19 Jun 2012 20:01:31

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340151215789 Goddamn English (Topiary) 20 Jun 2012 01:13:35

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340151307472 Play up saints gonna bag 3 points against man city :3 my prediction is england final against (Topiary) 20 Jun 2012 germany/spain 01:15:07

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340151480471 Nah mate, Italy are training up the pasta bake football ogre. The only and therefore deadliest ogre (Topiary) 20 Jun 2012 known to man 01:18:00

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340151779591 Ahah your powers are weak young man, the force is strong with us. Our mighty Chamber hast (Topiary) 20 Jun 2012 been lain with adornments of victory, Gerrard captain of the gods, he'll set up a wall of red coats 01:22:59 the likes likes of which the world has never seen and italy shall not pass.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340152070368 It's very clear that the Swedish tobl'o'fog was merely a veil for the ogre's suave Italian lair. It's a (Topiary) 20 Jun 2012 Eurozone ploy by two rich nations to incinerate the English countryside and re-ban our hosepipes 01:27:50

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340152418639 The fellowship of the win - a centre full of hart, enter into the layer of the young and the italian's (Topiary) 20 Jun 2012 de rossi shall fall, Roma wasn't built in a day but are consistently destroyed in 60 minutes. 01:33:38

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340152620019 Your wordplay won't stop the England squad from being ground into a fine powder and used as an (Topiary) 20 Jun 2012 aphrodisiac by monstrous green aliens 01:37:00

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340152820849 True but I can dream :P don't think I have the bottle for these cuddly toys btw, and I can't see (Topiary) 20 Jun 2012 anyone planning to protest =3 if I went now it'd like be me all on my own and just to tell you how 01:40:20 saints are a sure thing for a top 5 finish

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340153043113 Yeah small groups no fun. Last big event was ACTA protest in London. I remember a big police (Topiary) 20 Jun 2012 backup unit eying us up like masked snacks 01:44:03

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340153384779 I could go to chat, but kinda cheaper to text...and you're a celeb, I don't think i'd be able to handle (Topiary) 20 Jun 2012 the mad jelousy your female fans would aim at me just for meeting to chat...(wish I was trolling) 01:49:44

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340153497864 You're the one that knocked julian assange off the top of 90% of anons dream lovers list (Topiary) 20 Jun 2012 01:51:37

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340153867850 If our hearing is in morning, will just be hanging around London for the day. come for a pint if you (Topiary) 20 Jun 2012 want, we can rope in some techfags that lurk around the area. whatever really, a day out is a day 01:57:47 out

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340154038102 They used HAL, GladOS and GERTY to form a giant mecha voiced by Jedward (Topiary) 20 Jun 2012 02:00:38

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340154077401 Ignore mecha text, wrong person. Sweet jesus (Topiary) 20 Jun 2012 02:01:17

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340154375556 Pint sounds good lol though last time I drank in london I spent time in police custody ;3 LOL @ (Topiary) 20 Jun 2012 mecha, alright I'll turn up. I arrive at london victoria and stroll the walk to southwark usually, got a 02:06:15 guy fawkes mask still btw? Cause I got 3 of the type I wore lol, some chinese guy rather than cancelling my order accidently sent 3 after refunding me, poetic justice for the useless broken shit I usually get from china.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340154866940 Police took my mask, they don't like masks. Only costumes. But I'm determined not to have (Topiary) 20 Jun 2012 another shitty boring day, so I will see who we can talk to within the law and get everyone for 02:14:26 pizza and alcolulz

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340155039165 That'd rock, I'll bring you a mask, it's just a V for Vendetta mask after all. =) (Topiary) 20 Jun 2012 02:17:19

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340155200907 Appreciated good sir. Time for sleep, got conference meeting tomorrow. Gangster shit (Topiary) 20 Jun 2012 02:20:00

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340155215936 Night mate x (Topiary) 20 Jun 2012 02:20:15

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340213686593 All glory to the hypnotarp (Topiary) 20 Jun 2012 18:34:46

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340286256858 Did you find out about the legal limits of whom you can talk to etc? =3 (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 14:44:16

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340287334225 Not sure. I will have to talk to my legal rep to see if they will approve of me hanging around (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 London. Beats going home straight away, depends if journos tailing a group of Anons... tabloid 15:02:14 hacks and their payrise

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340287468435 Though with other co-defendants, I would never do anything to mess up their case. Might be a (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 walk in and out, jump in cab to station day again 15:04:28

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340293422319 Well I don't mind not going to the court if you're worried about journalists, I could quite happily (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 meet elsewhere.....it's your call..can't really say much else, Erika said she'd come for a few drinks 16:43:42 too so that's 2 lol

Received from_Orange (Unknown) 1340299082841 Hi from Orange. Great news, our roaming prices are dropping. From 1 July you pay no more than 21 Jun 2012 69p per MB when you use data in the EU. If you already have a bundle and you're paying more 18:18:02 than 69p per MB, we can switch you to our new bundles or standard tariff within 1 working day. See http://orange.co.uk/roaming for more

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340300277067 It's a tightrope really. If one pleads not guilty, they'll have to avoid talking to anyone, whereas if (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 one pleads guilty, they may not be let back out on bail. 18:37:57

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340300550727 The way it works is that bail ends on each court date and is extended to the next. Judge might (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 consider guilty parties (if any) worthy of custodial, so not grant bail until sentencing. 3 people walk 18:42:30 in, 0-3 walk out

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340302208245 =< i'd miss you if you didn't get bail, really have started to like you as a friend, though afaik any (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 crime they are accusing you of must of happened when you were younger than 18...that must at 19:10:08 least soften the sentance if found guilty...god got a sinking feeling over it...good luck with deciding what to plead etc. *cuddles*

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340303728967 *sighs* you should pick up some books on psychology and hypnosis, might make things easier if (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 the worst happens. 19:35:28 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340304959518 Wow an america just raged over me saying the Reichstag fire and the events around that time are (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 very similar to the events in america over the last 12 years...said I was a leftist idiot, when he 19:55:59 didn't even understand my views were conservative..his mind was so warped he thought that conservatives want totalitarian style laws and monitoring and have the government more important than all the people....ugh fuck America....I'll stick a 747 up obama's ass one day.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340305648776 America strange society, all too scared of themselves to not be far right... have seen lots of (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 different viewpoints online (as have you) and it's always the Americans with the most deluded, 20:07:28 cartoonish notions. Brits just as bad though - most of us just sit down and accept whatever. Cup of tea and all that

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340305946326 Yea, I believe in being a citizen of the internet and thus a citizen of the world. I don't thing arabs, (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 africans, asians or anyone is less than anyone else and I hate the exploitation western nations 20:12:26 justify for capitalism; When the last tree is cut down, the last fish eaten, and the last stream poisoned, you will realize that you cannot eat money.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340306161082 But the way I see it, you just have to find somewhere where you fit in, then enjoy it. Learn another (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 language and travel. Being stuck in one culture for too long is the cause of these ludicrous 20:16:01 cartoon politics. Like advanced agoraphobia - "have not seen much, so assume everything alien is wrong"

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340306346747 Too true :3 I've actually got a talent for languages that I've never developed, would love to learn (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 Russian incase I need to leave the UK one day. But I know some swedish, estonian, spanish, 20:19:06 french and a few words in japanese

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340306549752 Maybe in the future we will man two dying rocks in space, then more, but you know that humans (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 are anti-nature anyway. Bomb the moon, mine the asteroids, revolutionary in youth and 20:22:29 conservative later, all that jazz, etc. Best just to chill and feel good during your sentient blip in the radar

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340306600380 But what do I know (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 20:23:20

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340306958168 Ahh I'm influenced too much by kids who want a brave new world, startrek promised we'd one day (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 be a species that is worthy of the dominance we have over other life on earth. I think I'm prepared 20:29:18 for any fate my views or actions bring, though I'm not actively doing anything now...other than gettings the juicey access codes from the gibson.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340307091061 Only people in rollerskates can get Gibson codes (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 20:31:31

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340307578384 Mess with the best die like the rest. :3 I'm torn between 2 lives and 2 things I value...I want to (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 continue on somebodies work, but I shouldn't even think of it...but I can't stop thinking of it 20:39:38 Received +447543296111 Jake 1340307911369 Cryptic gangster shit. Favourite films? (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 20:45:11

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340308184215 Hackers, office space, v for vendetta, sneakers, the avengers, 1984 (year I was born too), aqua (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 teen hunger force : the movie, iron sky (cause its epic), swordfish, GOD BLESS AMERICA!, fight 20:49:44 club, boku no pi...oh scratch that, finding nemo and ghost busters.... =3 joking bout boku btw lol

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340308231474 Wargames too (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 20:50:31

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340308250243 And the thin (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 20:50:50

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340308272274 Thing* fuck sorry message spam (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 20:51:12

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340308424354 Ever seen any Darren Aronofsky / David Lynch / Gaspar Noe / Duncan Jones / Danny Boyle (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 films? 20:53:44

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340308732096 Seen the wrestler, slumdog millionare, sunshine, the beach, trainspotting etc good films, just too (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 many films to list in a text 20:58:52

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340309011310 Hmm we have different taste in films maybe. Oldboy, Paprika, Moon, The Fountain, and of course (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 Hackers! 21:03:31

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340309281590 Hehe, yea, I'm not much of a film person just whatever my mum has that's new I watch. Much (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 more into non fiction stuff, documentaries etc... especially about the 2nd world war and Germany 21:08:01 or physics / psychology / black ops / police investigations ... though I'll watch those films later see what I'm missing etc

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340309450046 Oh I have seen moon, was a great film (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 21:10:50

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340309528734 Oldboy = batshit Korean revenge. Paprika = Japanese animated batshit dream film. The Fountain (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 = batshit space man nomming on trees. Moon = dat piano, dat Spacey voice acting 21:12:08

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340309589113 Seen Requiem for a Dream? Aronofsky's finest. (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 21:13:09

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340309739987 Not watched yet lol seen pontypool? (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 21:15:39

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340309760734 Maybe you will like short story from 1961 called Harrison Bergeron. I might haue got year/name (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 wrong, been a while. It's 7 pages 21:16:00

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340309849667 Nope. Must admit, haven't seen most of the films you listed. Had hundreds, police enjoying them (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 now 21:17:29

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340310156676 Watch iron sky when it's in the cinema, it's brilliant totally perfect how America is presented, even (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 outdoing the nazi's for warmongering it's wunderbar. 21:22:36

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340310253606 If you ain't heard of it, it's nazis from the dark side of the moon (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 21:24:13

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340310309208 The Killing Room shows modern American MK Ultra stuff. Not that great, but crazy concept (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 21:25:09

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340310463187 My friend told me a series called Homeland is about america hunting people who ain't terrorists (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 etc but not checked it out yet... seen the human centipede? 21:27:43

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340310580721 Noted, will watch when possible. I am into surreal shit usually like Enter The Void, Eternal (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, A Beautiful Mind, Confessions 21:29:40

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340310657655 Homeland, think I've seen series 1. Not seen human centipede, but read the manga (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 21:30:57

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340310772976 It was really a funny film, the 2nd was stomac turning and disturbing though, Erika was (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 desensitised enough to find it funny, but I just felt sick. Seen 'The Room'? 21:32:52

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340310917565 The Room... not sure. I've seen Fermat's Room, Red Room, The Cell, The Killing Room, but... not (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 The Room 21:35:17

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340311110242 well it's more a meme than a film, its a guys ego - he made a film that was just so bad that (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 people actually watch it for the comical moments of nonsense and how totally out of place 21:38:30 everything is...worse than the wicker man (one with nicolas cage).

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340312687741 Did you play eve online when you were able to go online? (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 22:04:47

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340313314182 Could never get into MMOs, more a Tetris/Catan/VLAN Diablo II guy (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 22:15:14

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340313458437 Awww I never liked many MMOs but eve has become an addiction lately. Did you read all that (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 batshit insane book btw? Lol 22:17:38

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340313796309 Mate my mum hijacked it, I LOL'd (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 22:23:16

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340313918440 Haha my brother was just on BBC news, "isn't it time you switched to a more helpful bank" the (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 person they picked for the natwest news story..my brother double facepalmed 22:25:18

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340314276393 BBC are trolls man, big trolls. trust me (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 22:31:16

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340314401078 Yea, they've caused him to take the full fury of people who're angry at natwest...and he works in (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 customer services too lol, he was one of the best performers last year so it's like the bbc did it to 22:33:21 embarress. Funny though

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340316287188 God man...good luck Monday, if I can do anything to help you out let me know. (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 23:04:47

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340316673060 Pretty mellow about the whole thing. If sent to prison eventually, will get a real education and go (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 to uni afterwards. got a challenge to get into uni by 25, by a BBC producer troll no less. I have no 23:11:13 qualifications so will be interesting.

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340317332646 I believe you could from talking you seem like you're one of the most intelligent people I've talked (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 to, I find some with university qualification to lack that drive to learn. Sad to have a smart, 23:22:12 attractive and wise teenager on trial when real criminals are at the top of US politics immune to prosecution.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340317522069 What's your history with school? (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 23:25:22

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340317909590 Finished GCSEs with below average grades due to intense bullying over my difference to other (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 guys (I was quiet and feminine) but after I left I became extremely interested in the psychology of 23:31:49 the best learners, I slowly became able to emulate them and learn really fast but not gone back to uni or college because i'd need to re sit my English and maths exams to get onto anything that doesn't feel like a waste of time.

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340318005740 The jobcentre has me down as a hacker with social anxiety issues and to their credit try really (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 hard to get me back to work. 23:33:25

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340318295164 You just have to find the right environs and circles. Ever thought about making documentaries? (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 23:38:15

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340318726910 Never thought of it, I do wanna make something of my life though, at the moment I just teach my (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 friends computer science and fix all tech issues at my house...I hate fame though, I used to have 23:45:26 some and I hated it; men adding me telling me all this great stuff then turn out to be sex obsessed 1 dimentional chasers who don't value me in the slightest and people who cling to me for their own reputations...makes me feel like I'm nothing but a comodity that is used, sold and copied..

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340319427725 Be more assertive, if you give off that aura then people won't see an opportunity to use. I don't (Topiary) 21 Jun 2012 know you so might be wrong. Just seems that you need a solid identity. Difficult in your situation, 23:57:07 admittedly, but possible.

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340320197828 A chaser got me to cut all my hair off 2 years ago, I've been pretty lost since then.. just curious (Topiary) 22 Jun 2012 but still wanna hang out Monday? I just don't know what to do since I'm not going to protest lol 00:09:57 well unless I see protesters then I'll get mah mask out and stand with them.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340321012616 Phone died. Come if you want, but can't promise much, with all the variables (Topiary) 22 Jun 2012 00:23:32

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340321090658 Night (Topiary) 22 Jun 2012 00:24:50

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340321168740 Alright mate, goodnight. X (Topiary) 22 Jun 2012 00:26:08

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340321960783 Oh wow, there ARE protesters going, just got something in my inbox, guess my instructions on (Topiary) 22 Jun 2012 how to get there and how to find out the time it starts encouraged people. 00:39:20

Received Orange (Unknown) 1340345923297 Hi from Orange. You have free internet until 19/07/12 (up to a limit of 100MB). To get this again 22 Jun 2012 next month, top-up by £10 or more. If you top-up by £15 you will get 500MB, and if you top-up by 07:18:43 £30 you will get 1GB. Received Orange (Unknown) 1340346255152 Hi from Orange. You have 400 free texts to use this month. To get free texts again next month 22 Jun 2012 just top-up by £10 or more before 19/07/12. 07:24:15

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340379508071 Court at 10am (Topiary) 22 Jun 2012 16:38:28

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340387317388 Thanks, saves me going in to check lol. Booking tickets 4:50 departure lol. At least it's early this (Topiary) 22 Jun 2012 time. Apparently 'AnonymousUK' are going to be protesting too lol will be interesting. 18:48:37

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340388859197 lolwut, buying travel insurance under my number? (Topiary) 22 Jun 2012 19:14:19

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340388915720 Oh fuck seriously? Ugh lol ffs I am so retarded shit.... (Topiary) 22 Jun 2012 19:15:15

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340389028391 I am playing the fraud card. 10 years for you, sir (Topiary) 22 Jun 2012 19:17:08

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340389114479 Lol now I gotta figure out how to fix it lol, ffs this is what I get for playing eve at the same time :P (Topiary) 22 Jun 2012 19:18:34

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340389234613 25/6 South-London 0450, all your tickets are belong to the horde (Topiary) 22 Jun 2012 19:20:34

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340389294364 Damn ninjas (Topiary) 22 Jun 2012 19:21:34

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340389361147 What did you try to do? (Topiary) 22 Jun 2012 19:22:41

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340389411187 Clicked my name in out message history so it showed my number but I must of spazzed out lol (Topiary) 22 Jun 2012 19:23:31

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340389537995 Okay I believe you, but if my bank acc is slightly smaller then we begin H4X0R WAR GAMEZ (Topiary) 22 Jun 2012 19:25:37 Received NXMTicket (Unknown) 1340389762114 itions, view at http://bit.ly/nx-coaches 22 Jun 2012 19:29:22

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340389763329 Lol god I fail so hard :3 on to customer services for 10 silver coins a minute, lucky I wasn't buying (Topiary) 22 Jun 2012 phone sex 19:29:23

Received NXMTicket (Unknown) 1340389888929 FFXKY580 A2 25/6 0450 SOUT>LOND 032 NSSP Thank you for purchasing travel insurance. For 22 Jun 2012 full policy visit http://bit.ly/nx-insuranceterms Issued subject to cond 19:31:28

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340390020467 Oh god it HAD to be you too, *facepalm* well if you wanna go from southampton to london (Topiary) 22 Jun 2012 Monday, free tickets lol 19:33:40

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340390358059 Just getting some topiary from 6'5" rasta man (Topiary) 22 Jun 2012 19:39:18

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340390773795 Sounds lovely, so jealous. All Topiary's are lovely to suck on. (Topiary) 22 Jun 2012 19:46:13

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340390990240 lemon topiary today. laters (Topiary) 22 Jun 2012 19:49:50

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340391045081 Take care m8 (Topiary) 22 Jun 2012 19:50:45

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340406295466 Well Monday won't be boring, can promise you that lol. (Topiary) 23 Jun 2012 00:04:55

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340424537733 Sorry bout the time I need to say it while it's on my mind - Monday will be a media circus, talked (Topiary) 23 Jun 2012 with an anon who I thought had a couple of people going but it's really big from the sounds of it, 05:08:57 and they're making the mistake I made and it's a free topiary protest not seeming to mention tflow or kayla..I got kinda pulled in unwittingly thinking it was a couple of folks so pretty sure meeting will be impossible, hell, i'd suggest getting there at 9 and hiding inside people have been throwing double figures around and there are some things you'd legally want to avoid I think...your call though just giving you a heads up so you don't get mobbed with loads of anons who see you as god.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340462295823 Cheers mate. I am trying to find a balance between quietly getting through court procedures and (Topiary) 23 Jun 2012 showing thanks and appreciation for the support - it's a tricky game. 15:38:15

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340463034991 Yea, I get what you mean....you would love the stuff I saw, you're definately not forgotten. I'm (Topiary) 23 Jun 2012 there at 8:30 / 9 am, the anons I think are arriving at 9:30...oh none of the cuddly toys arrived ;-; 15:50:34 lol. I think I'm gonna stay offline till Monday lol Spain vs france soon, do they have the va va voom?

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340463368779 I'm all for Spain finally losing, but they will probably beat Germany in finals. Think Her Majesty's (Topiary) 23 Jun 2012 royal trolls will break Italy? 15:56:08

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340463737536 Depends on if Rooney starts, if they drop rooney and milner we'll destroy them..maybe young too (Topiary) 23 Jun 2012 cause he plays a little weird 16:02:17

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340464414861 Tired of Rooney, even the tabloids are running out of name puns. The only lulz is that no matter (Topiary) 23 Jun 2012 how good he's photoshopped, he still looks like a banana with downs syndrome 16:13:34

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340464593249 Haha he really is a dick, gotta go for the sex appeal of heskey mmmm that mans got it going on (Topiary) 23 Jun 2012 16:16:33

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340465215247 incase you end up without bail, I just wanna say goodbye, I've had the best time talking to you and (Topiary) 23 Jun 2012 I'll miss you alot. All my thoughts will be with you and hoping things turn out the way you want 16:26:55 them to, and much much love x (i'd hate myself if I didn't say it when I could)

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340476575098 Appreciated, Anon. Crazy with everyone on the internet ban - would probably get confused with all (Topiary) 23 Jun 2012 the new memes and jokes over the last year, if allowed back online. Only certainty: /b/ is still shit 19:36:15

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340478126504 Hah, true facts. Internets not much different other than everyone using wordpress and security (Topiary) 23 Jun 2012 being stepped up, bet you'd not even look, you'd be too busy with Diablo 3. This film is long as 20:02:06 fuck lol decided to watch 'A beautiful mind' nice to have films I ain't seen. Erika seems pretty down lately so I'm gonna have a day out in london and just hang at the court to see if you get bail etc..might go on the tour of parliment lol. Then drink at a pub in victoria till 4 or 5 then home. Shame I didn't get those toys in time, would of been good.

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340489376150 Seen the film 'free willy'? Imagine a the picture of the whale jumping the rocks with your face on it (Topiary) 23 Jun 2012 and free topiary at the bottom, I've been laughing for 5 minutes over it. 23:09:36

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340502156402 The documentary maker who did "We Are Legion" will be in Peterborough tomorrow getting (Topiary) 24 Jun 2012 footage for a new project. Crazily late to ask, but do you want to meet him for interview or for the 02:42:36 lulz? He said he wants more protesters' views, opinions and such.

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340502351989 I'd love to, though feeling that pondering again lol but sounds nice, though peterborough is 5 hours (Topiary) 24 Jun 2012 away from me lol 02:45:51

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340502637912 5 hours? Sweet wombat Buddha. Probably not worth journey. It's 25 minutes away from here, so (Topiary) 24 Jun 2012 gonna do some trolly stuff for his doc 02:50:37

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340503265779 You get all the exciting shit lol...in fairness I have a meeting tomorrow with some anons about this (Topiary) 24 Jun 2012 freetopiary op....I'm in way over my head any suggestions? Lol lucky I didn't have a life to ruin to 03:01:05 start with... I'll pass thanks for the offer though. 30 people going Monday and they've all been forcing me into their inner leadership stuff while making me aware if I back out...well really shitty intimidation going on

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340503786434 I would give sound practical advice on this intimidation life ruin situation if not for being high as a (Topiary) 24 Jun 2012 motherfucker right now 03:09:46

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340504039791 Haha it's cool mate, I think I'll just down loads of vodka and wish it all away, think I might just hide (Topiary) 24 Jun 2012 in the public gallery on Monday, terribad feeling about it. Also fear and loathing in las vegas. 03:13:59

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340556912623 If Italy lose than your football credentials are worse that a massive faggot crossdresser :3 just (Topiary) 24 Jun 2012 sayin' <3 17:55:12

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340568046325 Can I pass you a piece of paper with messages of support? I've read through and there is nothing (Topiary) 24 Jun 2012 that would be dodgy to pass on, just love and support messages and a few jokes, I'll be there just 21:00:46 before 9...

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340572869948 I bow to the lord of football predictions lol (Topiary) 24 Jun 2012 22:21:09

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340574862635 You can pass message if you like, good sir. We can do a gangster note transaction. Italian (Topiary) 24 Jun 2012 mindfuck tonight, trolling England 'til the end 22:54:22

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340575961401 Lol, sounds great. I might do something else too depending on if I can trust people there.. you (Topiary) 24 Jun 2012 might get a lot of texts from me from people wanting to wish you love outside after the hearing :3 23:12:41 but I'll protect your number from being taken....if you want me to let them text messages that is...I'm loyal to you, not anon (gonna get doxed for saying that) lol

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340597143217 Ugh 4:50 ...fuck it next time I pay the premium and get the train. (Topiary) 25 Jun 2012 05:05:43

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340610008406 Lol barriers are up in anticipation, met police are on the ball :3 dunno if I want to protest..might (Topiary) 25 Jun 2012 stroll to london bridge and look around, this navy ship is awesome lol looking at it round the side 08:40:08 of the court.

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340611062942 Video crew and 3 journos at the front side is clear and 2 faggots are on the cliff watching (Topiary) 25 Jun 2012 08:57:42

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340613021257 No Anons turned up I lol'd hard...not wanting media attention so I'm not leaving the purch across (Topiary) 25 Jun 2012 the road 09:30:21

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340624002734 Oh some did while I was inside, you opened the door for me I was like pokerfacing like a badass (Topiary) 25 Jun 2012 12:33:22

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340625242486 We are all thinking of you. Stay strong /b/rother. Ray dorset (Topiary) 25 Jun 2012 12:54:02

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340626215131 Doubt you're able to read your messages, I'm heading to victoria then home. Gratz on bail mate. (Topiary) 25 Jun 2012 And loozesec almost made me crack up in brackets lol in brackets lulz haha was so hard to keep 13:10:15 my composure

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340626810518 I nearly fell asleep during that, nodded of for a sec halfway through (Topiary) 25 Jun 2012 13:20:10

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340627008478 Same the hearing before yours was mind numbing about a translation for 30 minutes then (Topiary) 25 Jun 2012 sentancing was terribad, you looked wasted lol when he told you to stand and you were swaying 13:23:28 all over almost laughed again...welp gotta keep walking if you're bored me and Erika are at waterloo eating soon

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340627051199 Oh I have a mask in my bag too for you if you're able (Topiary) 25 Jun 2012 13:24:11

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340627766474 I guess. Wandering around, will find tube (Topiary) 25 Jun 2012 13:36:06

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340627942963 Awesumsauce we're both totally worn out and half dead lol but would be good, anons went to the (Topiary) 25 Jun 2012 embassy if you're wondering...you know what we look like right? You opened the door for me at 13:39:02 the lifts and Erika is in black

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340630288187 We're sat next to the london eye lazing out in the shade. (Topiary) 25 Jun 2012 14:18:08 Received +447543296111 Jake 1340630622113 Mate I'm off to kings cross, got limited funds for dat travel (Topiary) 25 Jun 2012 14:23:42

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340630798554 Lol we might be able to go there if you want but we're ummm 20-30 mins away at least would like (Topiary) 25 Jun 2012 to give you the mask though even if its only a 5 min meet 14:26:38

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340631694038 I'm here til 16:40 basically, maybe later (Topiary) 25 Jun 2012 14:41:34

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340631781469 Just got travel cards seeya in 10 (Topiary) 25 Jun 2012 14:43:01

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340633629637 Okay we're in this giant station, now to find you lol (Topiary) 25 Jun 2012 15:13:49

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340633723983 Just chilling on ground near entrance to platform 0 to 8 (Topiary) 25 Jun 2012 15:15:23

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340633728121 I see you (Topiary) 25 Jun 2012 15:15:28

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340644137634 Oh man, I just realized I gave £4 to a guy dressed as Spiderman (Topiary) 25 Jun 2012 18:08:57

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340644268645 I just got bumped for 20 quid lol fucking bastards :3 though nothing dampens my mood today, 3 (Topiary) 25 Jun 2012 hours till southampton, 4 hours till home..funfunfun :V 18:11:08

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340644566924 If the nicotine doesn't kill you sooner (Topiary) 25 Jun 2012 18:16:06

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340644794233 Haha I'll quit I promise, been less than a week and I have headaches and sore thoats all the time, (Topiary) 25 Jun 2012 was lovely meeting you go get high and sleep lol 18:19:54

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340645531956 No more high for some time, definitely sleep though. This whole weekend is a blur... judges, (Topiary) 25 Jun 2012 Spiderman, tiny Indian lady on tube. The lizards have forged a tapestry of deception to conquer 18:32:11 ALL COLOURS, INCLUDING BLELLOW Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340645888411 <3 gonna have to go my battery is almost dead, enjoy reading the pad :3 I'll text when I have (Topiary) 25 Jun 2012 battery if I'm not in a secret moon prison wraped up and ready to send to the mothership saturn 18:38:08 for the sin of text message ticket fraud

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340655604883 Back home now mate. Hope you have a good sleep, I think I'm gonna crash in 10 mins. (Topiary) 25 Jun 2012 21:20:04

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340659293620 Guy you shook hands with is gonna fap with that hand apparently :V (Topiary) 25 Jun 2012 22:21:33

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340683740408 Crashed immediately. Can't believe we went east then west pointlessly on tube, trippy stuff (Topiary) 26 Jun 2012 05:09:00

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340689426463 I will respond to each message on that pad individually. Once I'm done, do you mind giving it to (Topiary) 26 Jun 2012 whoever? Spotted yours - needs moar dream layers 06:43:46

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340701933276 I'll find a way to pass it on mate. :3 was awesome fun though been a while since I hung out in (Topiary) 26 Jun 2012 london 10:12:13

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340705144096 Actually you have my address, why not make a pack of stuff you want to say/do for when you're (Topiary) 26 Jun 2012 off bail and stuff, so you can post it when your sentanced or freed (when it won't effect you badly) 11:05:44 and I'll do/say whatever is in it.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340717829133 I'm going to cut out each comment, respond underneath, then glue it all onto a big sheet. Will (Topiary) 26 Jun 2012 scan this sheet and digitalize. Stuff takes ages without the internet 14:37:09

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340717942409 :3 sounds lovely, I'm sure they'll cum over it lol that guy last night made me crack up with the (Topiary) 26 Jun 2012 fapping message 14:39:02

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340734135990 left a response to each. should be fine legally. will do this crafting thing tomorrow (Topiary) 26 Jun 2012 19:08:55

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340734212947 :3 awesome, took you a while? Hehe wonder what mine says lol (Topiary) 26 Jun 2012 19:10:12

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340734327615 pretty much been working on responses for maybe 5 hours (Topiary) 26 Jun 2012 19:12:07 Received +447543296111 Jake 1340734414680 well on and off since 7am (Topiary) 26 Jun 2012 19:13:34

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340734561637 Fuck lol :3 bet they'll be so happy and suprised getting a response lol I was :V sounds like a fun (Topiary) 26 Jun 2012 day. Are there any more hearings btw? Cause I'll come along again, so a friend some support by 19:16:01 sitting and watching some solicitors spew nonsense for 2 hours :3

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340734852229 Show* (Topiary) 26 Jun 2012 19:20:52

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340749636460 Will let you know. Might have to return briefly next month. Erika was pretty quiet, sure she was (Topiary) 26 Jun 2012 okay? 23:27:16

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340752551123 She's always like that takes her a while to come out her shell :3 if we get a chance to hang out (Topiary) 27 Jun 2012 again she usually talks loads when she's drunk. Hehe I talk for 20 people if talking was an 00:15:51 olympic event i'd get gold...she's only not texting because she's a troll online, trolling is apparently illegal lol

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340762356239 I just spent 3 hours trying to fix decoders and create DVD tracks that firmware on a Samsung (Topiary) 27 Jun 2012 drive would allow, because my crappy localised notebook wouldn't stream H.264 Fight Club 02:59:16 properly. After booting 5 OSes and 10 burning/imaging programs (half unable to apply even MPEG 4 because of no Internet download), I realised that simply turning down the video stream quality would allow it to play perfectly. what a night of self-trolling

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340762885588 Haha oh god, least it's a good movie :3 I was just about to sleep spent absolutely ages playing (Topiary) 27 Jun 2012 gaymes tonight; my plan was to fix my sleep by turning in early, I fail so hard with sleep.. I have a 03:08:05 great bunch of avi videos from harvard computer science 50 if you're interested, pretty amazing course inho, I learnt C from it, which was amazing because of how hard it was for me to pick up C++...you might like it. Anyway gotta sleep man, Erika says "hi" lol

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340763156872 Sounds interesting, might pursue that offer in future. G'night, and hello Erika, master troll, blocker (Topiary) 27 Jun 2012 of old people on tube 03:12:36

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340763704464 Hello! Was great meeting you by the way. Yeah, I tend to be rather quiet around people I don't (Topiary) 27 Jun 2012 know very well IRL. -Erika. 03:21:44

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340764065241 Completely understood. I used to be entirely quiet unless trolling online. Hopefully we can chat (Topiary) 27 Jun 2012 over the net sometime in the future, and maybe raid some IRCs 03:27:45

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340764377047 Heh, I certainly hope so too. I run an IRC network full of trolls as well. It's a complete nonsense (Topiary) 27 Jun 2012 shitfest all day long and somehow people still manage to take us seriously and get anally 03:32:57 devastated over it.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340831589409 more penalties (Topiary) 27 Jun 2012 22:13:09

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340871842552 Oh god my mums wallet was just ate by our puppy, I lol'd (Topiary) 28 Jun 2012 09:24:02

Received +447543296111 Jake 1340909704801 on the bright side, free microchip tracker if it ate credit card (Topiary) 28 Jun 2012 19:55:04

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1340972737079 Hahaa oh god. Been to any protests yet? Those masks start to ache after a while lol :3 (Topiary) 29 Jun 2012 13:25:37

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1341175508432 Well good game for italy. (Topiary) 1 Jul 2012 21:45:08

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1341228800912 You okay? You've gone all quiet, hope you're okay x (Topiary) 2 Jul 2012 12:33:20

Received +447543296111 Jake 1341273024587 Aye, it's just quiet now the plea is in. What are you two up to? (Topiary) 3 Jul 2012 00:50:24

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1341273102521 Getting higher lol playing football manager owning with southampton :3 (Topiary) 3 Jul 2012 00:51:42

Received +447543296111 Jake 1341273776845 Have you signed all the best (i.e. City) players? (Topiary) 3 Jul 2012 01:02:56

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1341274192387 Narr just in the championship, winning it - got some great youth players and chamberlain on loan (Topiary) 3 Jul 2012 :3 01:09:52

Received +447543296111 Jake 1341274687035 I can't play those games seriously. usually just make a team of identical afro men, take them (Topiary) 3 Jul 2012 online, then close the pitch 01:18:07

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1341275208916 LOL (Topiary) 3 Jul 2012 01:26:48

Received +447543296111 Jake 1341275711304 all with some strange crypto name too. your opponent feels like they've just walked into a (Topiary) 3 Jul 2012 missingno cave 01:35:11

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1341277567331 Hehee that'd be such a headfuck, sorry if I'm replying nonsense or taking ages, I'm just on a [10] (Topiary) 3 Jul 2012 and my phone is hard to type on :3 02:06:07

Received +447543296111 Jake 1341278239479 You apologise too much :-P (Topiary) 3 Jul 2012 02:17:19

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1341278343118 I'm always to blame for something, I'm just submissive and horny on weed :3 saving myself (Topiary) 3 Jul 2012 embarresment :V 02:19:03

Received +447543296111 Jake 1341278878024 Weed just makes me want to listen to Marina and the Diamonds for some unexplainable reason (Topiary) 3 Jul 2012 02:27:58

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1341279130378 'I'm just craving cock really bad, just to have some in my mouth mmmmm so yummy' < my mind (Topiary) 3 Jul 2012 on weed 02:32:10

Received +447543296111 Jake 1341279302818 "Let's post some shit on twitter" < similar mindset (Topiary) 3 Jul 2012 02:35:02

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1341280118531 Lol my profile on d2k5 is just total humiliation now, uploaded tonnes of pictures of myself and (Topiary) 3 Jul 2012 hentai avatar too so gonna regret it when I'm sober but whocares it's funny :3 02:48:38

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1341326064205 Oh god lol not good waking up to my bro saying i (Topiary) 3 Jul 2012 15:34:24

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1341326142483 Oh umm not awake enough to use my phone either it seems lol, tried brushing some dust off the (Topiary) 3 Jul 2012 send button, I gota cut back on the weed :V 15:35:42

Received +447543296111 Jake 1341443274755 dat feel when your dodgy XP setup automatically formats your encrypted partition at start of disk (Topiary) 5 Jul 2012 00:07:54

Received +447543296111 Jake 1341443409292 dat worse feel when you don't even realise it's happened until, three days later, you attempt to (Topiary) 5 Jul 2012 mount and it displays as NTFS 00:10:09

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1341500069555 Aww man...well there must be a way to repair it...anything important on it? Gonna try quitting (Topiary) 5 Jul 2012 tobacco today, hopefully will be easy like last time :3 15:54:29

Received +447543296111 Jake 1341501638894 nah the volume header got overritten by XP booter after format. one did not backup the keys. (Topiary) 5 Jul 2012 that's what I get for putting TC partition right after MBR. I wouldn't be able to piece together 16:20:38 sectors of hidden key, but at least TC is secure that way. nothing important, just some writing I had backed up. without internet, not much to store. good luck with tobacco-obliteration, you will surely feel a champion afterwards

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1341503036099 Indeed, tobacco over the last few weeks has just made me more and more depressed...it's just a (Topiary) 5 Jul 2012 confidence trick, I'll be like ' omg I really want one' then all it tastes like and does is the same and 16:43:56 breathing in exaust fumes, then resets the 'i want a cig' untill you forget how crap it was...ironically I was a passionate anti smoker and had gotten others to quit, now suddenly seem to be losing my common sense

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1341525809605 Oh yea, how is the shetland isles in the scottish highlands? So many articles have said it lol (Topiary) 5 Jul 2012 23:03:29

Received +447543296111 Jake 1341574542326 Shetland is a figment of our imaginations, just like Australia, and Jedward. (Topiary) 6 Jul 2012 12:35:42

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1341586676853 Hehe my imagination is fucked up, wonder if I could get a replacement on ebay with eurasia or (Topiary) 6 Jul 2012 something instead :3 15:57:56

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1341603394937 Wonder what they'd call a jew island .- Jewland named after the jewish favorate poundland...yes I (Topiary) 6 Jul 2012 am high 24/7 lol 20:36:34

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1341691687345 Lol repeats of stargate universe, gonna watch to troll the critics. (Topiary) 7 Jul 2012 21:08:07

Received +447543296111 Jake 1341710083030 to troll any Stargate fan, just ask them where Kurt Russell went (Topiary) 8 Jul 2012 02:14:43

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1341710156189 Hehe playing startrek armada as thre borg high as fuck, is fun (Topiary) 8 Jul 2012 02:15:56

Received +447543296111 Jake 1341766326431 Watching tennis final. Murray is done for... he's busy thinking of deep fried mars bars (Topiary) 8 Jul 2012 17:52:06

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1341766501030 Lol watching startrek voyager again lol gonna get high later, I didn't think murray would win (Topiary) 8 Jul 2012 anyway to be honest.. 17:55:01

Received +447543296111 Jake 1341767431726 Federer won, Murray off to munch down takeaways (Topiary) 8 Jul 2012 18:10:31

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1341767547850 Awwws oh well, he's always got the next tournement upto much? (Topiary) 8 Jul 2012 18:12:27

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1341768671827 Any news on if you're standing trial for the other 2 offences? (Topiary) 8 Jul 2012 18:31:11

Received +447543296111 Jake 1341775788815 Couldn't disclose, though any trial is next April (Topiary) 8 Jul 2012 20:29:48

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1341778725931 Yea, okay well want me and Erika to come along again? Don't really wanna organise or get (Topiary) 8 Jul 2012 involved with the same group from last time, I don't want to be under the state's spying techniques 21:18:45 y'know...makes even pirating a tv series a risk lol

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1341778872901 Tho I have an interesting legal defence, since all digital media can be made into a number, i'd (Topiary) 8 Jul 2012 claim that the number itself if they declare me guilty must be copyrighted to the content holder as 21:21:12 well...though I'm shit at law :V

Received +447543296111 Jake 1341845969863 April quite some time away, and it will last up to 8 weeks if there is a trial. It'd be highly tedious to (Topiary) 9 Jul 2012 watch 15:59:29

Received +447543296111 Jake 1341846123835 Luckily enough they don't care about piracy here - all of my immediate family's computers were (Topiary) 9 Jul 2012 taken, examined, then given back. And they were filled with pirated media/software 16:02:03

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1341852234080 True would suck being there the whole time.. well guess I'm safe ;3 heh april 2013 crazy how long (Topiary) 9 Jul 2012 stuff like this takes, I mean chistmas is still ages away lol god gotta talk to zenith windows fucking 17:43:54 effort...my mum suprised me with 10minutes to prepare..weird living with my family again, lived alone for 2 years now it's so frustrating at times, like no more walking around naked smoking a spliff :v

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1341968190435 Might be going on a small holiday my friend, lol caught some people setting up outside, they (Topiary) 11 Jul 2012 vanished after I turned off my gibson..think they want the access codes :3 so if I don't reply 01:56:30 anymore then I'm smothered in concrete reading shit books while being televised.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1341983636961 The gibson is but an empty shell after lucky number 35 (Topiary) 11 Jul 2012 06:13:56

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1341983957057 Lol indeed, I cleaned up last night. Removed any dodgy anime (boku no pico) and all chatlogs (Topiary) 11 Jul 2012 from everywhere, if it was just my paranoia at least it got me to remove stuff I didn't want on there 06:19:17 anymore, but no lie, these cops saw me look out my window then went totally shifty, was really not normal...guess they could of been cleaning the van, that's the only thing I can think of

Received +447543296111 Jake 1341984701259 A police van means they are probably just grabbing your phone and router infos. But then, the (Topiary) 11 Jul 2012 more worried you appear, the more they'll think you're hiding. 06:31:41

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1341985240795 Lol it's a funny situation really...... since the 25th my names come up a load of times online (Topiary) 11 Jul 2012 according to some friends, might be why I'm paranoid, pisses me right off when an over zelous 06:40:40 friend makes me out as some top anon when I'm not even involved...

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1341986223698 I am glad I got to meet one of my heros though <3 even if I get tangled in my own legal issues :3 (Topiary) 11 Jul 2012 Erika wanted me to say hi, but she's asleep now...anyway I'll leave you to your day 06:57:03

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342007605028 Southampton scooped up Steven Davis former captain of rangers ;3 added to jay that's 2 players (Topiary) 11 Jul 2012 who are top class....man city better hope they ain't lazy in the first game or it could be a bit of a 12:53:25 shock to them

Received Orange (Unknown) 1342028116082 Phone Fund gives you money off a new handset at Orange shops or orange.co.uk. You have 11 Jul 2012 £8.00 in your Phone Fund (last updated 05 JUL 12 04:25 ). 18:35:16

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342150631988 Police vans still watching you? :-) (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 04:37:11

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342150863517 Not seen any :3 good thing too, arrested while high would be so trippy early morning smoke? (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 04:41:03

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342151019543 I don't smoke. Woke up at 2am, had court yesterday and walked around Kensington Gardens for 2 (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 hours with shoes that were too small. Crashed immediately upon return 04:43:39

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342151161332 Sounds bad lol I've just been getting high...was it good news at court? (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 04:46:01

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342151377874 Well they're pursuing charges but I'm not bothered as I'm not guilty. Only one camera and three (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 journos this time, so a quiet day was nice 04:49:37

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342152062442 Least you can watch the olympics and do stuff till the trial, and get wasted when saints beat city (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 05:01:02

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342152249520 Might travel to London around that time. Loads of armed police getting angry at people (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 05:04:09

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342152333133 Wonder if this olympics nuclear flase flag conspiricy theory is gonna happen... (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 05:05:33

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342152537394 All that's going to happen is Chinese tourists taking loads more pictures of platform 9 3/4, which (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 actually steals its magic. That's how China supplies America with coal 05:08:57

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342152792641 "And to your right..There be wizards ere!" I've heard so many rediculace conspiricy theories, Alex (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 Jones comes up with some real wacky things like "they can now spy on you through your 05:13:12 electricity" was like "wuttt?! :V"

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342153012258 ALEX JONES IS THE ELECTRIC EEL OVERLORD, JARATH'NRON, CONQUESTADOR OF THE (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 SEAS 05:16:52

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342153292512 I might smoke another spliff, never gonna wake up if I sleep now lol wonder who wins football in (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 the olympics aparently loadsa of nations have took it seriously lol 05:21:32

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342153602293 Just remembered the annoying shit my friend pulled today, asked me if i'd find out info on a few (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 old friends..so I start a quick search etc and while I do it he just slags me off non stop saying 'for 05:26:42 a hacker you're pretty dumb' so I get some news on one the he starts telling me some shit about wanting to join the army to kill families..so I stop and ignore him and he didn't stop asking for me to do it for 4 hours, blocked him in the end, some guy I knew at school too :/

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342189477205 By the way, in case you were joking about that Alex Jones thing, it is possible to intercept data (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 from screens and cables. The emanations from your keyboard connection can reveal input, 15:24:37 therefore that fancy police van you were paranoid about could have, in theory, sniffed you physically typing a passkey. I could not and would never encourage you to employ radio jamming because it is far beyond my scope of expertise, and foremost, what you may be using your computer for is fully unknown by myself

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342189691670 Haha woah didn't think that was possible lol, though I use no bluetooth devices or wifi on my pc, (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 everything is wired on it :3 15:28:11 Received +447543296111 Jake 1342190176315 I meant the wires themselves, e.g. the cable that connects your keyboard to your system. That (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 cable radiates enough science to be analysed. Also, look at your monitor now. See how it's 15:36:16 glowing? That isn't natural - light emission can be dissected with the right tools. None of this can be used as real evidence, but it can be done. Or so I've been told.

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342190587725 Wow lol 21st century policing :3 well I'm pretty chilled about it now, they can raid me all I have on (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 my pc is hentai and pirated stuff, deleted ever chat log and all history of my chats with anons and 15:43:07 everything like that :3

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342190964875 After that night though whenever I put my pc in sleep, I'm being sent to my backup bios screen (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 like the motherboard battery is out or something, and when I reboot windows is fucked and needs 15:49:24 repairs every time

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342191112524 If you used an IP that leads back to you for any session in which you've used a nickname (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 involved in illegal activity, and that timestamp is confirmed at ISP level, your plausible deniability 15:51:52 for /any/ instance of that nickname, whether they can prove it's being used by you or not, is thrown out the window. What I'm trying to say is, if you've been breaking the law, and are raided, they already have the evidence; anything found in your house is merely a bonus for their prosecution.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342191324118 Sleep mode in Windows uses a hybrid hibernation mode that writes memory pages to your disk. (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 Are you using TC system encryption? 15:55:24

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342191730534 Narr my nick Emyylii hasn't been used for anything other than porn and trolling, mouse and (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 lulzmouse I was on anonops talking kids with no hacking skills out of doing anything illegal and 16:02:10 saying that not every cop is corrupt and some genuinely want to make the world a safer/better place, only other name was Toptastic and I didn't do anything worth taking me to court unless they prove a rant about busting some sexy hacker out of jail and running to russia was a legitimate plan, lol oh god I hope they don't get Toptastics chatlogs, fate worse than jail having my 'Topiary is so hot' rants in court haha god...well never involved with any hacking under any name. I use TC encryption, it was working fine but now spazzes out whenever I sleep my pc.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342192378965 The reason it spazzes out is because Micro$ supports no API for final shutdown procedure, hence (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 TC system volumes aren't dismounted at any point, otherwise you will get bluescreen or other 16:12:58 errors. Maybe your boot loader is nerfed or Winblows is caching stupid shit that stops proper mounting on startup. Maybe take a day to re-encrypt the whole disk, or if it's corrupt at BIOS level, revert to a working manufacture release (it might be that it can't read MBR smoothly due to flashing). But what do I know... all those confusing 1s and 0s are beyond me

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342192941763 Meh, computer stuff today is too much effort... it's better to turn my pc off anyway, gonna watch (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 voyager and get high, pretty burnt out with computer stuff. Could reflash my primary bios, at the 16:22:21 moment the backup bios takes over with 2002 settings. Upto much toda?

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342193487455 Famous quote - "you are not failures. You have not blown away. You can get what you want and (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 you are worth having it believe in yourself" :3 16:31:27 Received +447543296111 Jake 1342193508580 Just writing today. It's a kind of Matrix story except consumer-driven and controlled by a credits (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 system. Fiction stuff. Yeah go watch some Voyager, will ease the mind. Being caught up in 16:31:48 paranoia and internet groups is a nightmare, but do consider buying a new drive (not SSD with TRIM or wear-levelling!) and try enjoying a fresh beginning, if that's how you feel. There's no point in pandering to people who will get you into trouble, and most of them are just regular kids trying to impress.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342193745916 My assumption is that all of the dickheads threatening you aren't as smart as certain individuals (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 from "back in the day", so fuck 'em. 16:35:45

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342194602616 Thanks mate, yeah most are kids who give me shit, if they dare goto where I idle for real though, (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 they'd get a lesson of what 17-28 year old programmers can do to their well formed media 16:50:02 whoring hacker group :3 there is lulzsec reborn too, whom I angered by calling the leader a fed and saying he's just encouraging infomation from kids who want to get themselves a lulzsec member title lol they really hated me.. power4all liked my talk about how cops do a job and not all cops are evil, that corruption is the target and not 'rahrah fight the power for anarchy and fame' like some wanted to claim...actually he/she was the last person in anonops I talked to, mixed reactions when I left, some millitant ones where attacking me saying I'm a coward while older ones where saying it's my right to leave. I wanted to help the anonuk group but they're so un paranoid that it'll end up getting anyone involved with them arrested, they have an irc and website of their own yet they talk about everything on facebook, hence the barriers on protest day, so I've sneaked out the back door :3 I have a group of tech experts but we're more involved with games and mods and trolling facepunch and liberties last army (rival servers) oh and 4chans /tg/ who slagged us off for using their open source code as a base to start from when we had code corruption, bay 12 are jelous cause I reverse engineered and implimented their awesome atmos code and the dev who wrote it for them left so they can't adapt it the way I've made mine..the only ones who don't hate us are something awfull lol

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342195648776 It's very easy to enjoy the thrill of programming and exploitation without breaking the law. People (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 that call you a coward probably have rebellion issues; if hacking was legal they wouldn't do it. 17:07:28 Most of them do it not because of any solid reason, but simply because it makes them out to be a 'gangster', something they can't be in other fields. Defacing shouldn't be illegal though, it doesn't do anything to any system integrity.

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342196083904 Yea there is a hacking group I forget the name who deface sites with a report of security (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 vunerabilities they've found, seems that they just want to get the lable of super hackers yet avoid 17:14:43 the legal blowback, there is a group called pwnysec I liked they've made a great deface message made in php (I think) it's pretty artistic though the only site I saw them deface was this obscure 10 year old storage tank site. I heard that it only takes £1000 to spoof a drone into taking commands from another source this university in the us proved how easy it could be done,, scary since the new call of duty implied hackers like anonymous would take control of drones and attack the US people, pretty outragious trailer for the game.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342196420192 Interesting stuff, but I am off now. Need to shower and then head out for a drink or something. (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 Good chat. Laters 17:20:20

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342196520777 Cya mate, back to voyager :3 I'm likely gonnabe bored all day if you get bored, I've banned myself (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 from socialising on messaging clients when I get high so, just got voyager 17:22:00

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342217394972 Still Voyagering? (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 23:09:54

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342217548062 Narr just thought you were somebody who was gonna text when they're outside :V went all the (Topiary) 13 Jul 2012 way down for no reason :3 just watching mythbusters and playing football manager, I tried getting 23:12:28 into a C++ book but my motivation isn't there today...

Received Orange (Unknown) 1342265419046 Hi from Orange. To get your Dolphin free internet & text rewards next month, top-up by £10 or 14 Jul 2012 more before 19/07/12. 12:30:19

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342298584844 :3 can't wait to see who else southampton sign, comically when asked where Adkins wants to (Topiary) 14 Jul 2012 achieve this season he said he wants to win the premiership lol but then said european places are 21:43:04 the more realistic lol :3

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342311799771 May have to get one of these modern football games to crush such teams into a fine pink (Topiary) 15 Jul 2012 powder... SERGEANT LARS GEXON WILL STRIKE THEE DOWN 01:23:19

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342311874250 Lol we shall see if you can buy a league consistantly ;3 (Topiary) 15 Jul 2012 01:24:34

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342311937186 money buys happiness and trophies, all that one needs in life (Topiary) 15 Jul 2012 01:25:37

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342312044417 Haha, saints are rich too y'know, but we're ran by a business smart executive who understands (Topiary) 15 Jul 2012 that transforming players to become all they can be is the way forward 01:27:24

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342312204293 we're run by an Italian man with a contact list of international assassins, each more international (Topiary) 15 Jul 2012 than the last 01:30:04

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342312271965 God saints are gonna so lose, I'm gonna be eating my words heh (Topiary) 15 Jul 2012 01:31:11

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342316689687 writing more book. shit it's hard to get down even 5000+ words (Topiary) 15 Jul 2012 02:44:49

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342331201517 Gah Erika is laying diagonally across the bed when it's boiling damn her subconcious trolling, still (Topiary) 15 Jul 2012 up? 06:46:41

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342341181653 Hey man, something big is happening during the olympics, loads of people saying the security firm (Topiary) 15 Jul 2012 was training the staff for an evacuation of london more than anything else..even Alex Jones is 09:33:01 saying it'll be another 9-11, that speculative silly plan to bail to russia doesn't seem so silly now...

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342360099687 London is on pretty high alert. Seen more armed police than usual, and the stations are staffed to (Topiary) 15 Jul 2012 the brim 14:48:19

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342360193514 Yea hopefully the government will step up security more they need jets up there with the drones (Topiary) 15 Jul 2012 too cause those people proved people and hack into them 14:49:53

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342360604785 there are shoot to kill orders on any unknown plane in our air space that doesn't respond. can you (Topiary) 15 Jul 2012 hear the pilots training in southampton? it's pretty regular here 14:56:44

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342360905807 yea they're flying round a lot... (Topiary) 15 Jul 2012 15:01:45

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342362467837 Didn't sleep at all last night just got higher and higher, then did gardening, then even higher lol so (Topiary) 15 Jul 2012 can't really think much :V 15:27:47

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342366493761 Did you fix your BIOS issues? (Topiary) 15 Jul 2012 16:34:53

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342366557940 Nope still spazzes out all the time needs reflashing but I'm too lazy so just leaving it up all the (Topiary) 15 Jul 2012 time 16:35:57

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342367047253 What's your drive setup? grub + tc or plain tc loader? (Topiary) 15 Jul 2012 16:44:07

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342367228816 Tc loader.. I think it's my primary bios is either damaged or corrupted, I have a backup for failed (Topiary) 15 Jul 2012 overclocks that seems to be loading as the default, or the battery came loose from the board, 16:47:08 happens when I restart or shutdown too like my main bios doesn't exist

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342367481919 Oh I see. yeah probably hardware fault then, or board hates your flashing. Samsung is a sworn (Topiary) 15 Jul 2012 enemy of the custom BIOS 16:51:21

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342367609773 Got a asus board, usually works fine, think it might need cleaning and flashing and that battery (Topiary) 15 Jul 2012 replaced..just effort to do since my pc is burried in wires and experiments lol 16:53:29

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342367637012 I can't remember if it was them or Toshiba that made the dodgy xbawks DVD drives that were a (Topiary) 15 Jul 2012 pain to any firmware modding 16:53:57

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342367793112 Asus is credit to team. have you slept yet? (Topiary) 15 Jul 2012 16:56:33

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342367919294 Nope lol about to fall down dead, want another spliff really, sleep is for jail, weed is too I (Topiary) 15 Jul 2012 guess...hell rape+weed+sleep I need to start hacking again sounds like a good deal 16:58:39

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342368090822 you seem to have a near infinite amount of hemp (Topiary) 15 Jul 2012 17:01:30

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342368261054 Haha it's costing £40 a week it's stupid how much we're smoking it, though, I feel like I became a (Topiary) 15 Jul 2012 blip on a radar lately, like an annoyance that'll likely be stopped so getting wasted while I'm in the 17:04:21 calm before the storm

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342368476111 £40 a week among two people sounds quite reasonable, not that I know things like that (Topiary) 15 Jul 2012 17:07:56

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342369266858 Well this stuff compared to other stuff is really potent, maybe you should try some one day. if I (Topiary) 15 Jul 2012 smoke 3 or 4 spliffs of this stuff it's like tripping on acid heheeh should totally of slept, now it's too 17:21:06 tempting to wait a few hours then start smoking more. Was playing 'X3 terran conflict' for ages last night

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342447727659 Admiral Multicar man munches people down like wobbly human twixes (Topiary) 16 Jul 2012 15:08:47

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342448776511 Lol wut? Hehe does he do a bogoff deal? You know the one, you buy one and get one free, said (Topiary) 16 Jul 2012 you buy one you g*fist to face - K.O* 15:26:16

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342449088543 that's free fitting (Topiary) 16 Jul 2012 15:31:28

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342449262886 LOL you crack me up sometimes :3, curse of tv..I have this vision of the future were men and (Topiary) 16 Jul 2012 machines are at war because the machines can implant adverts into peoples mind... I honestly 15:34:22 think when we understand more about the mind adverts will become one of our biggest enemies

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342449359853 pretty big theme in my book is machine ads. motherfucker (Topiary) 16 Jul 2012 15:35:59

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342449445265 Lol cool, hope I get to read one day lol :3 though let's hope the advert isn't 'go compare' or the (Topiary) 16 Jul 2012 humans don't stand a chance 15:37:25

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342449528932 no it's Go Assimilate, the N. Korean war rainbow (Topiary) 16 Jul 2012 15:38:48

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342449598529 I could send you 5k words but if you leak it I'd have to launch preset missiles (Topiary) 16 Jul 2012 15:39:58

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342449748997 Lol couldn't possibly accept, I'll just have to wait till you finish, in eager anticipation :3 (Topiary) 16 Jul 2012 15:42:28

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342449970551 I won't be done in next year. it is careful fiction (Topiary) 16 Jul 2012 15:46:10

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342450132677 not like any other shit I spouted on top of head (Topiary) 16 Jul 2012 15:48:52

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342450389041 :3 you might not even get a custodial sentance, I mean some people drink and drive then run from (Topiary) 16 Jul 2012 police and only get 6 months and a fine, surely hacking charges can't be seen as more reckless or 15:53:09 serious... though I know nothing of law a friend of mine's father and brother are bailiffs. :3 I'm sure it'll be epic, you're incredible with your words :3

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342545043740 You don't know our pc setup do you? Hehe we have 2 quadcores both with 6gbs ram and max of (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 14gb (I gave her one of my 2gb dimms) we have a dual core pc running linux 32bit, with the max 18:10:43 allowed ram, think it's got 4gbs but only uses 3.5, we have a acer aspire one netbook, an android tablet and 4 different useful phones, then the rest of the house my mum has another netbook and my bother has a triple core slim pc. :3 impressed?

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342545239174 not as impressive as the time the moon eclipsed the sun and licked his new yellow suit (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 18:13:59

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342545428299 That was most certainly impressive :3 (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 18:17:08

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342545644386 my setup: 1GB, no CD drive, no ethernet adapter, no wireless card, no bluetooth, Fox only, Final (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 Destination 18:20:44

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342546013811 Fuck lol like you've gone back to the 90s (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 18:26:53

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342546460554 Though I just broke my heatsink fuck... (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 18:34:20

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342552918437 Evil cakes, fiery lakes, Nanageddon coming with a demon in her wake (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 20:21:58

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342553012300 Heh trying to build 2pcs into one with vnc/putty and synergy....it's not going so well, centOS is (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 being a jerk 20:23:32

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342553152820 interesting idea for encryption at fs level (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 20:25:52

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342553260738 Oh? Lol I've actually got a 100% innocent harddrive collection now :3 no more worries or need for (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 encryption 20:27:40

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342553463306 well... remote mount from storage device with processor buried underground as server. not saying (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 do it, just have heard it's been done. 20:31:03

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342553910954 That sounds awesome, though I think a good idea would be to build an SSD into a vibrator or sex (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 toy, just open it up and plug a cable into your pc, and I doubt anyone would wanna search a 20:38:30 genetic males vibrator, no matter how clean it looks :3

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342554173738 Wireless toaster drive named "iPod" more discreet (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 20:42:53

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342554486765 Indeed, I have a pen that has a hidden sd card inside somewhere, silly flex keyboard and other (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 shit too lol 20:48:06

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342554604197 you can get fake 50p pieces that slot open and hold micro SDs, those are neat (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 20:50:04

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342554914544 Omg so getting one lol, though obviously I've got no reason for having it. The pen is also a (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 camera and takes HD pictures, I love spy gadgets lol was gonna diy a hardware keylogger at 20:55:14 some point, my low level programming and electical skills are pretty good so I might be able to, been learning a lot the last 2 years....I figure if the world as we know it ends the people best off will be electricians and people who understand how to make machines from scratch

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342555108311 key scrambler is funnier than keylogger. random keystrokes and mouse movements, hidden auto- (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 installing USB port. the ultimate rage 20:58:28

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342556128745 Hehe that'd make them go nuts, well I got the little bitch running with synergy so 2 pcs on my (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 desk :D 3 monitors, 2 x 1080p monitors and 1 old lcd 21:15:28

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342556222011 nicely done. battle station complete, level up (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 21:17:02

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342556259435 Indeed, now I. Can run 3 irc's at once :V (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 21:17:39

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342556357500 more importantly, big longcat background (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 21:19:17

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342556442734 Haha yes! Actually might install windows server just to have 3 dreamscenes (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 21:20:42

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342556562309 garden man didn't show up today, out of horticulture supplies. damnit (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 21:22:42

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342556686894 Could do some gardening for you, but jouney is too far, I'm a talented gardener. Not as good as I (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 am with computers though, need to trim your Topiary? 21:24:46

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342556872914 need to brew some tea yes. jamaican people be running off with the queen's face (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 21:27:52

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342556914546 Hacker wars time? Lol (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 21:28:34

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342557045724 something like that (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 21:30:45

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342557429445 Meh would love to help out but 5 hour train journey due to switching from waterloo to kings cross, (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 when I was with an ex from peterborough I spent an hour and a half stuck in london every journey 21:37:09 was so annoying. He might show up with a spade though you never know

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342557815577 tbh he's reliable so maybe caught up in something. oh well, will just have to wait and see (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 21:43:35

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342557910012 My friend who brings us dvds hasn't shown up either, he usually is super reliable. Seems he's (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 pissed that Erika dropped some cash last time and under paid 21:45:10

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342558355826 it'll have to wait until tomorrow. if I leave the house after 10pm, the G4S chopper guns me down (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 21:52:35

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342558558255 Spoof signal with wifi adaptor and wireshark lol joking, don't do that..though apparently that is all it (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 is a wifi style packet that is being sent back after being pinged by the controller, no gps or 21:55:58 anything, no tamper alarms other than the checks they do to make sure you're still wearing it... I researched a few months back, ignore this all though or they'll arrest me ;3

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342559160579 it's a buggy piece of two-way crap that any of my co-defendants could tamper easily. the leg tag (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 itself can have input devices literally clicked onto its surface, for the ease of G4S drooling ground 22:06:00 staff. but it's not worth the risk - bail prisons aren't nice

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342559247483 yes it's a 90ish second ping if my observations are accurate. they probably aren't. (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 22:07:27

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342559412548 foremost I don't leave the house much after 10 so just happy not to be behind bars (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 22:10:12

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342559807015 Yea totally agree, you've got loads to aim for in the UK and loads of potential after this is all done (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 and dusted. Somebody was pretending to be you too, think it's some kid but they released an 22:16:47 inaccurate story, where they claim to be Topiary in federal jail, the spelling mistakes were attrocious too. I raged when I saw it.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342559936495 Americans likely. The fuck is a federal jail (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 22:18:56 Received +447543296111 Jake 1342560118037 Americans have this strange notion that their justice system is present everywhere. They will rage (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 when they learn 9 years means 2 years here 22:21:58

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342560368952 I am a troll. the mere fact that they are getting real mad 12 months after I've gone off the map = (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 flawless victory 22:26:08

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342560649633 Lol yea, you're a damn smart troll too, you and Erika would love each other hehehe.. Anonymous (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 see you as a spiritual leader now, I guess when Sabu was arrested they needed to all look upto 22:30:49 somebody who they believed in, so now you've become the legend...so people making fake speaches pretending to be you sounds like it'll happen a lot...btw I don't see you as a god like these anons I talk to do, I repect you and like you, but these guys are totally wacky, like you're well...jesus

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342561168051 Creepy man. real creepy (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 22:39:28

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342561387123 Can only imagine..lol I mean the pic of you with that book increased its sales massively it's just (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 amusing, I didn't even read it, sounded too much like old scientists vs religion and I get enough of 22:43:07 that watch Derren Brown and Richard dawkins youtube videos :3

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342561611431 that book was more about how scientists used radical methods (experimenting, drugs, etc) to (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 come up with new ideas. like the first picture of the whole Earth thought up from someone's LSD 22:46:51 trip while driving

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342561733235 You trolling? Cause that actually sounds good lol might get some lsd then invent a faster than (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 light drive that is powered by the rage of non techie trying to get a vista pc to 'work' 22:48:53

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342561976483 no troll. awesome book that breaks down science's "expert" illusion and shows how even Einstein (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 was some dude that was brave enough to act on his ideas 22:52:56

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342562094994 you can borrow my copy if you want (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 22:54:54

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342562478204 Would love to if it's that good. :3 I have actually been thinking of an anti gravity device recently (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 that collides magnetic fields together really fast causing spurts of upward motion, not my idea but 23:01:18 the concept fascinated me enought to want to make a little prototype to see if it could work. Basically 2 magnets spin really fast around the inside of a sphere sliding next to each other, I saw a computer model of the idea and now I'm dying to try it out

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342562653033 Watch the film Primer immediately and be amazed at the science of which you speak (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 23:04:13

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342562685907 Then look at what the director is making next (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 23:04:45

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342562768354 I shall watch immediately :3 still waiting for the dvd man, though I saved a dvd ;3 (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 23:06:08

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342562865815 I put together dried scraps from tin to form one biscuit (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 23:07:45

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342563066336 Hehe at least it's something tasty. I'm holding off using up my dvd incase I need to answer the (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 door 23:11:06

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342563200432 the door may be Satan's evil in a nylon gown, here to rip your heart out through your kneecaps (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 23:13:20

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342563355105 Sounds plasuable, now I'll have to make some holy water just incase *gets water* would you bless (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 this for me? ;3 23:15:55

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342563547148 you'd need the underground lava of Jupiter's moons to repel nylon Satan (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 23:19:07

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342563810965 Damn, nylon satan though, bet he's a kinky fuck, might as if he's into s&m when he arrives (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 23:23:30

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342563831336 Ask* (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 23:23:51

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342565011254 Got vnc to work on android, so no longer need to lean under my pc to send / receive messages (Topiary) 17 Jul 2012 (battery is low) much easier with a real keyboard too 23:43:31

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342572850527 Did you see Primer? (Topiary) 18 Jul 2012 01:54:10

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342573649248 Not yet my network died just got it back up lol, gonna watch now :3 (Topiary) 18 Jul 2012 02:07:29

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342574643970 Staying up late? Gonna get high cause I've done all I need to do..could chat if your staying up (Topiary) 18 Jul 2012 later, but really when I'm high I'm just a massive faggot -> "Emyylii is uke =^.^=, kawaii desu 02:24:03 ne...no? Uguuuuuu ;-;"

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342574817811 So the garden man was in hospital for 2 days, pretty reasonable excuse (Topiary) 18 Jul 2012 02:26:57

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342575027746 Yea sounds legitimate, he okay? Rose bushes sometimes get me too, damn gardening.. hopefully (Topiary) 18 Jul 2012 you get your Topiary soon, I just got my dvds so I can relax. 02:30:27

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342575478620 Might stay up, real tired though. Having no internet means rampant boredom. might have to find a (Topiary) 18 Jul 2012 job 02:37:58

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342575703880 Lol could apply for the police for lulz, community support officer haahahahaa i'd laugh so hard if (Topiary) 18 Jul 2012 you did 02:41:43

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342576090865 Actually maybe volenteering for something like that would kill bordem and show you want to be (Topiary) 18 Jul 2012 involved with the community, the court might look more sympathetically on somebody who since 02:48:10 their arrest has volenteering to help people...would show you're true to your beliefs and really do just care about people.

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342576631976 Though, that wouldn't help the anons with the 'Topiary is jesus' belief system, they'd believe it (Topiary) 18 Jul 2012 even more, might set a great example to the 12-16 year old anons who think it's all for hacking 02:57:11 fame though.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342585685968 We'll see. Still up, smoking legalities? (Topiary) 18 Jul 2012 05:28:05

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342600910630 That film was awesome, loved it, was wasted watching it and was tripping hard with how crazy it (Topiary) 18 Jul 2012 was :3 09:41:50

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342619976415 It's pretty good for $7000 budget (Topiary) 18 Jul 2012 14:59:36

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342662663236 tell me more about this electro tag science (curious, would never employ methods) (Topiary) 19 Jul 2012 02:51:03

Received Orange (Unknown) 1342678229361 Hi from Orange. To get your Dolphin free internet & text rewards, top-up by £10 or more and we'll 19 Jul 2012 add them within 48 hours. 07:10:29

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342723436680 Well okay the control box uses the telephone to contact a remote source bit like the old 90s dialup (Topiary) 19 Jul 2012 internet, as far as I know it just pings it once an hour and then sends that infomation. Most of 19:43:56 them don't go off if they are cut off, but some have a anti tamper IR Sensor, that detects skin to see if it's on..but that's on a alcohol monitoring variation, The matenence staff do all the checks to see if it's been tampered with.

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342723716847 Also, it has a protective inner vaccum, so opening the ankle bracelet up instantly reports tamper, (Topiary) 19 Jul 2012 waterproof too (derp) ummm that's all I remember 19:48:36

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342728861332 Sorry I didn't reply, was due a huge sleep was up for 2days getting high lol (Topiary) 19 Jul 2012 21:14:21

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342783876954 Someone in body armour gassed and gunned down people at Batman premiere, check out news (Topiary) 20 Jul 2012 12:31:16

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342784831955 Holy fuck lol seriously? (Topiary) 20 Jul 2012 12:47:11

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342785077201 This is insane...wonder why the guy did it, crazy how somebody in america can just arm (Topiary) 20 Jul 2012 themselves up and do this shit.. 12:51:17

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342797947304 interesting tag stuff by the way. it's also electric proof (Topiary) 20 Jul 2012 16:25:47

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342806450213 It doesn't have protection from EMP though afaik but does sound pretty robust (Topiary) 20 Jul 2012 18:47:30

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342852387611 Welp there goes my cpu lol, apparently my heatsink needs completely replacing, undervolted and (Topiary) 21 Jul 2012 underclocked and still my tower heat sink with 2 fans puts out an idle temp of 70*c, having to 07:33:07 force the thing onto the board to get idles of 40-45, lucky I ordered a cheap water cooler :3

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342885351973 There's your problem right there, being able to boil an egg on the battle station. are your drives (Topiary) 21 Jul 2012 running smoothly though? 16:42:31

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342885534058 Had to ditch it, till the water cooling arrives, converted my server till next week; I was gonna stay (Topiary) 21 Jul 2012 offline text you and watch tv, but after 3 hours Stargate SG1 got boring so construction of backup 16:45:34 systems completed, tho this pc is underpowered...

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342885681973 Trying to work out how to make an athlon64x2 actually function without stuttering on video (Topiary) 21 Jul 2012 playback etc, plus windows server isn't liking my graphics card drivers much so no overclocking :C 16:48:01

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342886009278 you have an unhealthy obsession with overclocking. at least your winserver setup won't melt out. (Topiary) 21 Jul 2012 hmm you know much more about hardware building than I do, need to buff up my knowledge in 16:53:29 this field

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342886169734 I just like jury rigging :3 you seem much more competent with the internet than me so maybe we (Topiary) 21 Jul 2012 both need to buff up some stuff :P 16:56:09

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342887872814 still following this Denver story. they are still trying to get into booby trapped house (Topiary) 21 Jul 2012 17:24:32

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342887989294 I might check the wire for info on it, pc is almost fully working so once I overclock the gpu to (Topiary) 21 Jul 2012 counter the slow clock speed, I can start doing random shit :3 might get another 2 screens and 17:26:29 synergy them together

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342888462770 he had music playing on loop loudly combined with tripwires at the door, so someone would enter (Topiary) 21 Jul 2012 and burn. insane 17:34:22

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342888871367 This guy sounds deranged, maybe some self experimentation with neuroscience etc might of (Topiary) 21 Jul 2012 caused it, apparently he was working on a phd but dropped out after taking a course on mental 17:41:11 illnesses...sounds a little suspect, especially if now the federal government bans the sale or ownership of guns

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342889092303 my guess is he dropped out, felt insignificant, hated society. Joker-style illusion fantasy. we've all (Topiary) 21 Jul 2012 thought about it but wouldn't do it 17:44:52

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342889273793 Could be..wonder if he'll become an underground hero, shame he didn't do it to make a point (Topiary) 21 Jul 2012 about the mass media brainwashed westbro inbred subhumans that infest america... I might of 17:47:53 applauded that

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342889355178 he hasn't made any statement. this is speculation (Topiary) 21 Jul 2012 17:49:15

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342889420279 also that is what Joker does. he did say he was Joker (Topiary) 21 Jul 2012 17:50:20

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342889596975 Haha you love him...you wanna become part of his movie, 'Topiary and Joker kill bush - leaving (Topiary) 21 Jul 2012 cooking recipes at the scene.' 17:53:16

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342889793248 Nah killing people is a useless statement. makes no sense, is hollywood cliche - mindfuck is the (Topiary) 21 Jul 2012 true eye opener 17:56:33

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342889898996 Yea, i'd never kill another life, though I would kidnap and waterboard government officials who (Topiary) 21 Jul 2012 deny that waterboarding is a form of torture... 17:58:18

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342890926132 Must admit this guys killings have taken over talk all over the world, any statement he makes now (Topiary) 21 Jul 2012 will reach so many people 18:15:26

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342891048299 he's in court on Monday. it will be a huge event (Topiary) 21 Jul 2012 18:17:28

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342891081534 Lol I should go give him a batshit insane book :3 (Topiary) 21 Jul 2012 18:18:01

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342896752261 there's this big range rover outside my house that's been there for 3 hours. probably checking bail. (Topiary) 21 Jul 2012 19:52:32

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342897041749 Probably, in honesty I did feel a little stupid talking about your anckle science device, seems like a (Topiary) 21 Jul 2012 topic that could cause orgasmic excitement within the ranks of SOCA's goal scoring, crime 19:57:21 snooping, containment vessel.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342897183241 well I did get a text from G4S earlier saying they were visiting tonight. but they send that a lot and (Topiary) 21 Jul 2012 never show up. 19:59:43

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342897470942 Well just remember you're a worse threat to the rich and politically corrupt/ ethically challenged (Topiary) 21 Jul 2012 than the joker guy, Because (to do a really corny quote) while the truncheon may be used in lieu 20:04:30 of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. :3

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342898303252 Lol I don't have a V-style illusion fantasy, honest :V. Though my depiction of V would be of (Topiary) 21 Jul 2012 innumerable fail, and thus various diversionary tactics must be employeed to hide said fail. Like 20:18:23 apples?

Received +447543296111 Jake 1342918947230 looks like they didn't visit. G4S are really getting slammed recently (Topiary) 22 Jul 2012 02:02:27 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342976286598 Lol yea, god imagine the shit they'd get if an alledged louseeSEC memeber breached bail and (Topiary) 22 Jul 2012 vanished and they took over a week to find out...company would be totally ruined 17:58:06

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1342980451781 Just watched a show about Asimov's laws etc...apparently weaponised drones are flying over the (Topiary) 22 Jul 2012 US now, and a freedom of infomation court case made the FAA release info on all the drones 19:07:31 flying and there were like 50 drones, controlled by the EPA, TSA and most federal agencies, backing up the claim that if states legalise weed the federal government will enforce the law anyway, sounds like the republic is over and soon Darth Sidious will be made Empiror

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Received +447543296111 Jake 1343056531505 looks like the kettle is boiled after all. happy times (Topiary) 23 Jul 2012 16:15:31

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343057234198 Amazing when that happens, I'm screwed btw, my pc needs thermal paste desperately now (Topiary) 23 Jul 2012 crashes with anything cpu intensive :C so stuck without a pc to game on 16:27:14

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343114329457 *sigh* no pc ;-;..what you upto? Wanna text? Though I'm out of credit too in 8 texts lol (Topiary) 24 Jul 2012 08:18:49

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343132471731 Seriously so bored, bet you're busy intentionally so I have to endure the hell of no internet..damn (Topiary) 24 Jul 2012 trolls :3 13:21:11

Received +447543296111 Jake 1343139685757 Nah, applying for jobs all day. I want to earn enough to fund geeky needs. You're paranoid, seek (Topiary) 24 Jul 2012 help from Hastur the Unspeakable 15:21:25

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343139928093 I was trying to get my cpu to stop getting errors and stay cool, failed miserably, the thermal paste (Topiary) 24 Jul 2012 is just hard useless shit so I have to undervolt too much to have a stable clock speed. Looked at 15:25:28 fixing my brothers yellow light of death but need a screwdriver that can reach into the hole....now researching how to get an unsigned bootloader onto an xbox 360...

Received +447543296111 Jake 1343140150964 homebrew 360 can be achieved with a lot of flashing. though very easy to block, be careful (Topiary) 24 Jul 2012 15:29:10

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343140287974 Meh I have a 360 under my bed not even used :3 since my pc is down I'm in a hacker mood and (Topiary) 24 Jul 2012 want to make it into something useful, like a linux box lol 15:31:27 Received +447543296111 Jake 1343140403606 just make sure the dvd drive and motherboard flashing don't clash otherwise nasty things happen. (Topiary) 24 Jul 2012 especially Toshiba 15:33:23

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Received +447543296111 Jake 1343141095248 Skyrim good. it's better with no Internet as you find more for yourself. I gorged on it for months (Topiary) 24 Jul 2012 during bail 15:44:55

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343141097062 Wonder what safer things I can use it for, my brother has skyrim on xbox, I could try that, I like (Topiary) 24 Jul 2012 morrowind but haven't played anything DnD style since heros of might and magic 4 or baldurs 15:44:57 gate 2...went off into space gaymes :3 funny really cause loads of my internet friends play warhammer, but I only play 40k and the old warhammer quest(tabletop geekness if by some miracle you didn't already know), that being said without a pc I could just see what marines I could incorporate into my army from the 40k box set

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343141133243 Sorry credit died mid text lol (Topiary) 24 Jul 2012 15:45:33

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343141868812 Might give skyrim a go then :3, but I do have limited internet, just no sound, no hdmi 2nd monitor (Topiary) 24 Jul 2012 and a resolution of 1600x1200 on a screen made for 1920x1080 lol so anything other than irc or 15:57:48 reading is a pain, and stripping my pc out isn't worth it for 2-3 days wait

Received +447543296111 Jake 1343142074158 Might boot up Skyrim myself. I have a level 56ish High Elf that needs attention (Topiary) 24 Jul 2012 16:01:14

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343142360186 Sounds like a plan, get Topiary, play skyrim. :3 (Topiary) 24 Jul 2012 16:06:00 Received +447543296111 Jake 1343142531263 My notebook has a linen skyrim map as the outer case. I cut it up and superglued it (Topiary) 24 Jul 2012 16:08:51

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343142669166 Cool, I actually have a shitty broken tablet that I'm gonna mod :3 might make it into a companion (Topiary) 24 Jul 2012 cube, just put the hdmi out and usbs etc on the back under a flap or something. 16:11:09

Received +447543296111 Jake 1343142910573 never watch the film Mr. Nobody while high. holy shit (Topiary) 24 Jul 2012 16:15:10

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343143303145 Looks pretty strange from the soundless trailer heh, totally making this companion cube with an (Topiary) 24 Jul 2012 arm version of linux on it 16:21:43

Received +447543296111 Jake 1343144605318 t'is too sunny for such things. I'm out geeking around the shops before they close (Topiary) 24 Jul 2012 16:43:25

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343144712944 Go buy X3 or X2 or the x-universe games, space trading, building, fighting simulator, wasted a (Topiary) 24 Jul 2012 good year of my life on them and still love them 16:45:12

Received +447543296111 Jake 1343144794745 maybe after KFC (Topiary) 24 Jul 2012 16:46:34

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343222995984 Well my cpu isn't damaged, can't say the same about my ram, SSD and motherboard though :C (Topiary) 25 Jul 2012 14:29:55

Received +447543296111 Jake 1343227200564 what went wrong to cause that chaos? asplosion? (Topiary) 25 Jul 2012 15:40:00

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343227706496 ,j/k :3 I think it was just the motherboards voltage regulating or something, or just the heat outside (Topiary) 25 Jul 2012 mixed with broken cooling...seems I was wrong about my ssd though think it's only the 15:48:26 motherboard and ram

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343227764191 Half my message vanished wtf? (Topiary) 25 Jul 2012 15:49:24

Received +447543296111 Jake 1343228493600 get yourself one of those Macs from zombie Steve Jobs (Topiary) 25 Jul 2012 16:01:33 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343228609044 I actually think I fixed it, cleaned out my gpu and reseated my motherboards little heat sinks and it (Topiary) 25 Jul 2012 suddenly start behaving normally 16:03:29

Received +447543296111 Jake 1343229565202 Stop wasting time with the 1s and 0s of motherboard tinkering and play some Skyrim. Dragons (Topiary) 25 Jul 2012 need to be killed. 16:19:25

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343229661922 Haha eve online at the moment, been getting moaned at to play it, though skyrim shall be played (Topiary) 25 Jul 2012 after this mission cause I wanna try alchemy and soul stones and shit 16:21:01

Received +447543296111 Jake 1343229825361 Alchemy boring and hard to level up (Topiary) 25 Jul 2012 16:23:45

Received +447543296111 Jake 1343230017994 Time to go to Game and find something to play. There's a hot dog stand outside the store, it's a (Topiary) 25 Jul 2012 trap 16:26:57

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343230071949 They have lovely sausages I've heard, seriously look for X games, so life absorbing lol (Topiary) 25 Jul 2012 16:27:51

Received +447543296111 Jake 1343230223286 Their pre-owned section is filled with like 60 of my old games (Topiary) 25 Jul 2012 16:30:23

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343230423686 Haha, I've not even bought a non digital game in years. I prefer pc games to console cause I mod (Topiary) 25 Jul 2012 any game I can, on my X3 I have ships from all sorts of scifi shows added to it, and custom AI's I 16:33:43 designed my own 3d model as a variant of a ship in it too so I could fly something unique.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1343230568948 How did your homebrew 360 quest turn out? (Topiary) 25 Jul 2012 16:36:08

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343230786456 I looked at it, I thought of it, I read about it, then I decided to just do nothing...I need to get my (Topiary) 25 Jul 2012 server back up too today so too much stuff to work on to start on the xbox, plus the specs are 16:39:46 pretty bad, I mean my server is a 2.2ghz dual core with 3.5gb ram, and if I had linux on the 360 I doubt i'd ever use it for anything other than irc

Received +447543296111 Jake 1343292654105 Trivialities man. Casting spells at undead creatures is life's priority. (Topiary) 26 Jul 2012 09:50:54

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343310931191 Lol apparently the joker massacre could of been a false flag according to some anons, they (Topiary) 26 Jul 2012 arrested a guy dressed as batman at the scene too who hasn't been mentioned in media since 14:55:31 and they're trying to pass gun laws in america just when the chances of the US people and the states of america are close to revolting... dunno what I think..but seems governments will do anything to trick people into giving away their freedom. I have to play skyrim now, pc still ain't working right...could be the psu but no idea really.

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343312918853 Japan 1 - 0 spain ; spain just got a player sent off and japan got a quick freekick disallowed (Topiary) 26 Jul 2012 which would of been 2-0 lol great match 15:28:38

Received +447543296111 Jake 1343313475618 Did Japan beat Spain? (Topiary) 26 Jul 2012 15:37:55

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343315998372 Still playing but looking like they will, it should be 3 or 4 by now (Topiary) 26 Jul 2012 16:19:58

Received +447543296111 Jake 1343318876945 Watched second half. Japan are taking over with mecha power (Topiary) 26 Jul 2012 17:07:56

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343320129140 First shock of the olympics, hope spain go out..britain might have a chance then though it's (Topiary) 26 Jul 2012 doubtful, oh found my problem with the pc, my psu only puts out 250 watts so with a 12 volt pump 17:28:49 an overclock, 3 hard drives and 6gbs of ddr2 ram, seems it would require a 300-400 watt psu minimum..stripped it to the bare essentials and it seems stable enough, can't belive it's only 250watt lol. Oh the religious in america were boycotting oreo for making a rainbow oreo and supporting gay marrage, funny really cause google openly showed their support but I guess boycotting google would be like boycotting the internet to these people and their lack of tech skills

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Received +447543296111 Jake 1343321005845 Good thing new PSU should be cheap. Have you stacked everything or are you a scattered (Topiary) 26 Jul 2012 around kind of computer person? Also, God made nature and therefore rainbows 17:43:25

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343321138832 laying around lol, I do like to organise stuff but most the time it gets impractical with how oftern I (Topiary) 26 Jul 2012 open pcs up etc. :3 rainbow power! 17:45:38

Received +447543296111 Jake 1343321330106 Depends. If you have glowing fancy cooling it's nice to stack, but having parts in a pile makes you (Topiary) 26 Jul 2012 feel more secure, like you know exactly where data is transmitting at all times. 17:48:50

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343321554592 Yea, well my plan over time is to make my windows server pc into a router for my main pc and (Topiary) 26 Jul 2012 erika's pc, that way hacking through the router and into the weaker pcs doesn't comprimise 17:52:34 security..but with everything acting up at the moment, can't really do it (almost out of texts btw and no cash till next week)

Received +447543296111 Jake 1343321858111 Sounds like a good setup. Windows server route plan seems similar to remote ftp/router server (Topiary) 26 Jul 2012 buried somewhere, which was sadly never done. Yeah stop texting away your money and Skyrim 17:57:38 away your life instead

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Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343819027286 Oh btw I spent 2 days on a netbook with no internet and no credit, lol morrowind saved my mind (Topiary) 1 Aug 2012 :3 alchemy on morrowind is great, make potion with amplify intelligence, drink, make another and 12:03:47 it comes out better and keep repeating lol can get insane figures like 10000 intelligence hehe :3 though I suck at the moment skeletons can sometimes kick my ass, and the random assasins too keep on killing me.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1343820370684 In Skyrim you can brew alchemy-buffing potions while under the effects of alchemy-buffing (Topiary) 1 Aug 2012 potions, then brew forging potions and make armour that is enchanted with alchemy-buffing. I 12:26:10 found so many secrets in Skyrim through months of work with no internet. Was very fun

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343823296979 Hehee I can imagine, I had a glimpse of what it's like with no internet and omg lol narr it's not that (Topiary) 1 Aug 2012 bad but my brain hurts from daytime tv and news 24 nonsense... suprised you've not gone insane, 13:14:56 watch Jeremy Kyle yet? That's when you know you need a hobby :3 watching a double bill of jeremy kyle is like careers and life counsilling, you end up wanting to do stuff with your life, such a horrible thing for somebody like me lol.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1343847060809 I haven't been on net in over a year. Basically means having to learn things from books, or ancient (Topiary) 1 Aug 2012 scrolls as they're now known 19:51:00

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343853810258 Lol books are underrated, I've learned a lot from books back in the day :3 would piss me off (Topiary) 1 Aug 2012 lacking wikipedia though 21:43:30

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Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343923828512 Interesting song, probably not getting the full effect with youtube + low bass hdmi tv (Topiary) 2 Aug 2012 17:10:28

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Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343924407943 Nice :3 I'll need to work on my battlestations sound at some point. gonna work on a 2d space (Topiary) 2 Aug 2012 trading game soon, me and a friend decided it'd be fun to make 17:20:07

Received +447543296111 Jake 1343924557061 very cool. I was thinking of doing a sort of space version of Catan, which is already the king of (Topiary) 2 Aug 2012 board games 17:22:37 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343924755960 Game sounds epic lol like civilization or something :3 I quit smoking again finally, dunno why it (Topiary) 2 Aug 2012 took so long, I hate tobacco companies and tobacco so I'm bewildered how I started and continued 17:25:55 to smoke for so many weeks/months

Received +447543296111 Jake 1343925006523 good, tobacco is the she-devil overlord of underworld Neptune, where evil breathes and exalts. (Topiary) 2 Aug 2012 and yeah Catan is the mother of board games, especially massive matches with all expansions. 17:30:06 Catan, voice chat, snacks. best use of Internet

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343925190771 Haha sounds it. Mmmm might get kfc starving, totally broke though after buying erika's gpu (Topiary) 2 Aug 2012 17:33:10

Received +447543296111 Jake 1343925313722 you could always cook some food (Topiary) 2 Aug 2012 17:35:13

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343925373377 I could, but the scrumcious taste of watermelon and chrispy strips mmmmm can't resist (Topiary) 2 Aug 2012 17:36:13

Received +447543296111 Jake 1343925572627 next you'll be growing an afro and closing pools (Topiary) 2 Aug 2012 17:39:32

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343926155397 Yea, my vertical leap is astounding (Topiary) 2 Aug 2012 17:49:15

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343926442832 Lol everyone working in kfc was black LOL such a funny coincidence (Topiary) 2 Aug 2012 17:54:02

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343928666487 Sorry, was just funny with the race equality stuff you expect a mixture of races but every member (Topiary) 2 Aug 2012 of staff in there was african/jamacan just made me lol 18:31:06

Received +447543296111 Jake 1343940465310 everyone working at the BNP is white, also crazy coincidence. they're gaiafags really (Topiary) 2 Aug 2012 21:47:45

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343942218841 Haha I'm sure, I'm really struggling with nicotine withdrawl, forgot how depressing it can feel lol (Topiary) 2 Aug 2012 22:16:58

Received +447543296111 Jake 1343943189505 What do you do in your spare time? (Topiary) 2 Aug 2012 22:33:09 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1343943369018 Eve online, watching random tv shows, other games on the pc.. chatting to people, housework to (Topiary) 2 Aug 2012 help my mum out and occationally random programming if I'm in the mood, oh and smoking weed 22:36:09 but I think I'm quitting that after I got addicted to nicotine because of it... usually chatting on steam to people

Received +447543296111 Jake 1344106482956 so Murray is in the tennis finals tomorrow. it can only spell disaster, as he can't spell disaster. or (Topiary) 4 Aug 2012 play tennis. makes a mean haggis though 19:54:42

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1344157383439 Think that bitcoins are gonna keep rising in price? They've gone back up to £11 each apparently (Topiary) 5 Aug 2012 over the last month it's like a 30% increase. 10:03:03

Received +447543296111 Jake 1344191740304 Wouldn't have a clue, haven't analysed the market curve in a year. (Topiary) 5 Aug 2012 19:35:40

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Sent +447543296111 Jake 1344551806393 Heya ^.^, how's things? Sorry I stopped texting loads lol, money issues so have had to maintain (Topiary) 9 Aug 2012 texts till next week, hope you're doing well x 23:36:46

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Sent +447543296111 Jake 1344875761406 Last game before playing man city, southampton lose 4 - 0 to udinese, lol, though must admit they (Topiary) 13 Aug 2012 were incredible, 2 top corner 45 yard power shots, one top corner close range blast, and one 17:36:01 dribble amazing turn then somehow powershot it in the opposite direction to what he was facing into the bottom corner...was insane

Received +447543296111 Jake 1344875969519 City will blot out the sun with vampiric arrows and drain all hope from your team, so sayeth the (Topiary) 13 Aug 2012 prophecy of premier league 17:39:29

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1344876530878 Lol probably right if they finish like udinese they were world class finishes every one of them lol (Topiary) 13 Aug 2012 17:48:50

Received +447543296111 Jake 1344877358564 "Southampton football team is a very well-run outfit from Monday to Friday. It's Saturdays we've (Topiary) 13 Aug 2012 got a problem with." - Lawrie McMenemy 18:02:38

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1344877924783 "I don't want those scally city fans round at my house putting my windows in when city are in the (Topiary) 13 Aug 2012 third division and blame it all on me." - Noel Gallagher 18:12:04

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1344878481387 Roll on Saturday, let's see if man city are fluke champions or the real deal :3 (Topiary) 13 Aug 2012 18:21:21

Received +447543296111 Jake 1344879093892 Hart is made of a rare dwarven aether mineral called goalkeepium, if you look closely you can see (Topiary) 13 Aug 2012 the metalwork at the joints. Southampton are made from old nettles found in a tramp-ridden ditch. 18:31:33 true story, 100% verified

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1344879188988 Let's hope man city don't have a blip early season :3 otherwise saints songs shall be digitalised (Topiary) 13 Aug 2012 and sent through the air to your phone for encouragement :P 18:33:08

Received +447543296111 Jake 1344879432348 I would rather throw my phone into Morrowind's volcano. largest in Tamriel, also 100% verified (Topiary) 13 Aug 2012 18:37:12

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1344880333863 Sure it'll be a good warm up for man city's season, we've been playing european sides all (Topiary) 13 Aug 2012 preseason 18:52:13

Received +447543296111 Jake 1344908937061 phone, volcano, Tamriel, Hart, vampire, automaton. 3-0 (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 02:48:57

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Received +447543296111 Jake 1344909083559 I'll settle for 3-1 and 40% of the equity (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 02:51:23

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Received +447543296111 Jake 1344909192112 Mancini time > Chico time (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 02:53:12

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1344909307417 Hahah last text I think till morning, been getting random messages from my orange overlord to top (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 up now, before the golden shower and tango man come to slap me 02:55:07

Received +447543296111 Jake 1344909529744 unlimited texts and calls for £11 a month. spirit of the hawk wild and free, master of the skies, (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 creature of the Northwind sea, flying ever so high 02:58:49

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Sent +447543296111 Jake 1344951826144 God damn I was so wasted last night lol was hallucinating that my anon mask was a hipster (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 drooling at me, and I watched one foot in the grave but don't remember any episodes from last 14:43:46 night... oh I watched a beautiful mind a few weeks ago was a great film, will need to look for the other films.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1344952081330 2001: A Space Odyssey and Mr. Nobody are my favourite films, but I am a film geek so if you see (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 any, especially mindfuck sci-fi, ask me if it's worth watching. 14:48:01

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1344968286594 Well moon is pretty cool, and love 2001. Event horizon was really good when I first saw it, they (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 have loads of cut out scenes really wish they'd made a directors cut version, watching monty 19:18:06 python waiting for my cannabis coffee to hit me, probably not gonna be strong enough but I used high fat milk to boil it in so I can only hope :3 not seen mr nobody, will look for it. Watch 'Iron sky' when it's out, it's brilliant.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1344975446983 Top Korean films: Olboy, Confessions, Save The Green Planet. best director over there is Park (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 Chan-Wook. the moar you know 21:17:26

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1344975514261 ^.^ impressed. The oracle of film knowledge :P (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 21:18:34

Received +447543296111 Jake 1344975596942 spastic autism memory > google (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 21:19:56

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1344975915364 Hahaha indeed, only 2 things I'm autistic about is programming and guitar, I ain't played for a few (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 years but still remember scales and music theory etc :3 could probably still jam if given a guitar 21:25:15 and mic, but singing while playing complex shit might be beyond me now without practise, I could easily write code on a whiteboard though, I could write a full app in psuedo code lol sometimes I do it on paper first too let's me see it all in front of me before I write out the base code of anything, so I can write the core to be inclusive and avoid writing code that takes loads of cpu cycles etc

Received +447543296111 Jake 1344976317608 always wanted to learn guitar. I only know piano, which isn't very exciting. I am just filled with (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 useless knowledge like Japanese bees can vibrate and heat to exactly 1 degree more than a 21:31:57 hornet can handle, and they burn it alive by swarming around it.

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1344976382162 Hahahha wtf, where the hell do you learn this shit :V <3 (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 21:33:02

Received +447543296111 Jake 1344976700444 documentary on bees probably (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 21:38:20

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1344977124312 :3 I just watched a documentary on startrek captains, was pretty interesting. Made me want to (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 watch sisko kick the dominion's ass in DS9. I'd love more voyager episodes got the whole show 21:45:24 on my media drive, need another show to watch now. Can't wait to see saints / city shall be an awesome game, first back in the prem for years and I wanna see if atkins really has what it takes, he wants european football straight away..no small ask for player we had since league 1

Received +447543296111 Jake 1344977315674 let me tell you something about the internet and human nature. we think moths love man's bright (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 lamps and flames and are attracted to them, "like moth to flame", when actually the unnatural light 21:48:35 source disrupts the moths' thousands of years of evolution, where it learns to fly straight because of the position of celestial bodies. the moth thinks a lamp is a new sun, and freaks out to the point of spinning wildly in a state of torture: and we use that light to see our twitter feeds and play angry birds

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1344977689641 Hehe pulling this shit out your ass now :3 though is the internet out torturous light that disrupts our (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 instincts into a borg collective of shared knowledge, thoughts and aims, or, is the internet the next 21:54:49 step in human evolution that shall form a new life, a single movement of ideas based on the scientic knowledge we have at any one moment, and the free exchange of that knowledge empowering everyone who was ever forbidden knowledge by greed ridden men.

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1344977748831 Our* I should proof read texts (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 21:55:48

Received +447543296111 Jake 1344977937745 it's true, search how moths function via the science binary googlerator. they rely on light distance (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 for speed and flight. I wouldn't lie about the dreaded moth lords 21:58:57

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1344978165218 Lol indeed it is... lol you should go on a quiz show, bet you'd win; according to the chinese zodiac, (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 the year 2009 was the year of which animal? 22:02:45

Received +447543296111 Jake 1344978318970 fuck the Chinese zodiac. never did learn that. monkey probably, or dragon or sloth or hippo, or (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 some such nonsense 22:05:18

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1344978422899 The ox / buffalo, which represents prosperity :3 another? Which famous film director was arrested (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 in september 2009 in Switzerland on a united states arrest warrant? 22:07:02

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1344978567787 Clue = his nationality is french and polish (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 22:09:27

Received +447543296111 Jake 1344978593672 dunno, but that's interesting. where are you pulling these questions? (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 22:09:53

Received +447543296111 Jake 1344978635853 not Gaspar Noe? (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 22:10:35

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1344978707845 Roman Polanski :B (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 22:11:47

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1344978789968 I am on some binary universe that let's me access anything by just thinking it up, this is the quiz (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 of the year 2009 :3 there are loads of categories though. 22:13:09

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1344978908827 Like, who was the architect of the british national health servise? (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 22:15:08

Received +447543296111 Jake 1344978977219 Colonel Sanders (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 22:16:17

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1344979113888 Service* god I need to smoke less weed, my spelling and grammar are appauling :3 it was (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 Aneurin Bevin, who was a welsh labour party member, who became deputy leader of the labour 22:18:33 party from 1959 until his death in 1960

Received +447543296111 Jake 1344979256172 it wasn't him, it was Sanders and his murderous tree that hungered for chicken. I was there, (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 shooting Hitler out of the window 22:20:56

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1344979347053 I thought he was the guy that freed the slaves? (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 22:22:27

Received +447543296111 Jake 1344979484172 he was the tree-herder that panged for herbs and spices. you should read more creepypasta (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 22:24:44

Received +447543296111 Jake 1344979556890 get high and watch Mr. Nobody (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 22:25:56

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1344979683208 I shall do :3 talk later cause I doubt i'l be able to construct texts while as high as I'm gonna get (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 22:28:03

Received +447543296111 Jake 1344979777668 indeed. time to don Nightingale armour and complete Skyrim thieves guild quest (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 22:29:37

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1344979835448 Good luck my fellow adventurer,may the light shine on you. (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 22:30:35

Received +447543296111 Jake 1344979905861 as a level 66 vampire lord the light is most counter productive (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 22:31:45

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1344979941957 I lol'd (Topiary) 14 Aug 2012 22:32:21

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345226144625 Mr nobody was so trippy when I was high, had no idea what was happening :3 (Topiary) 17 Aug 2012 18:55:44

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345226375689 extended version? (Topiary) 17 Aug 2012 18:59:35

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345226418624 I think so, it was over 2 hours lol :3 never predicted the end, lol (Topiary) 17 Aug 2012 19:00:18

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345226610611 it's over 2 hours anyway. I think extended is 2 hours 35 mins (Topiary) 17 Aug 2012 19:03:30

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345226665581 Jesus, that might of made me schizophrenic watching that while wasted :3 (Topiary) 17 Aug 2012 19:04:25

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345226807388 the opening 10 mins are insane. especially the asteroids out of nowhere. reminds me a lot of the (Topiary) 17 Aug 2012 confusion of Memento 19:06:47

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345226932180 Did like the film, was pretty unique and intelligent.. watching the flashbacks of southampton and (Topiary) 17 Aug 2012 man city fixtures.. lol looooaaads of goals let's hope Sunday is exciting 19:08:52

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345228013104 a nice 3 points to begin the season, warmup for Liverpool on 26th (Topiary) 17 Aug 2012 19:26:53

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345228329401 Lol liverpool are terrible :3 no warmup needed, hell city could lose 5-0 and still beat liverpool lol (Topiary) 17 Aug 2012 19:32:09

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345228819523 anything to distract from Skyrim (Topiary) 17 Aug 2012 19:40:19

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345230451060 Southampton apparently will have a new £11m signing soon, so much rage from liverpool and (Topiary) 17 Aug 2012 tottenham fans because he rejected both clubs offers for him, he's only 21, looks decent. 20:07:31

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345231317719 Lol there is even a video montage of this guy's skills with 'liverpool transfer target' as the title, (Topiary) 17 Aug 2012 makes me laugh 20:21:57

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345232978069 Fus ro dah! (Topiary) 17 Aug 2012 20:49:38

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345233252855 Man city apparently had him on a list of people they're interested in too, if he comes to (Topiary) 17 Aug 2012 southampton, perhaps people will start taking our chairmans claim that we'll be in the champions 20:54:12 league in 3 years seriously..we are targetting players only a top european side would bother trying for and apparently there will be a couple more big names coming...and the chance theo walcott might leave is seeming more likely, though arsenal said he might be playing striker for them, which he wants but southampton would want him as a winger....his contract expires in 12 months apparently unless he recently signed it.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345283625398 Actually southampton probably won't do that bad. I can see them winning a few (Topiary) 18 Aug 2012 10:53:45

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345283837255 I had 16,500 duplicate museum keys in my Skyrim inventory, slowing down everything from buying (Topiary) 18 Aug 2012 to looting corpses for weeks. Got rid of them and now things are fast. Goddamn 10:57:17

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345284009466 Not even City losing could dampen my spirits now. Smooth Skyrim is the best (Topiary) 18 Aug 2012 11:00:09 Received +447543296111 Jake 1345284403434 Looting dragons in 0.2 seconds instead of 8 shouldn't make anyone this happy (Topiary) 18 Aug 2012 11:06:43

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345303084831 West brom 1 - 0 liverpool lul this could really ruin their confidence, especially with 1 man (Topiary) 18 Aug 2012 down..though west brom missed a penalty 16:18:04

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345303273926 Oh wow ANOTHER penalty lol 2-0 (Topiary) 18 Aug 2012 16:21:13

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345303427366 not watching, out in garden with beer getting radiation from sky fire (Topiary) 18 Aug 2012 16:23:47

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345303475305 Hehe I'm watching the scores it's a crazy day lol (Topiary) 18 Aug 2012 16:24:35

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345303998647 City 6-0 tomorrow, right to the top on goal difference (Topiary) 18 Aug 2012 16:33:18

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345304070276 Maybe, apparently we've favourates for relegation so if city lose, then they're in the same position (Topiary) 18 Aug 2012 as liverpool :3 16:34:30

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345304229936 with no expectations, you can only succeed (Topiary) 18 Aug 2012 16:37:09

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345304537526 True :3 and we're out to win every game, never play for the draw, just hoping city don't destroy us (Topiary) 18 Aug 2012 lol but if they do it'll be good for the team to see the work they have to put in etc, though people 16:42:17 write off lambert every season since he came to saints and he can score a shit load of goals even without having pace, he just looks like he's too slow but he makes chances and takes them, he even has Matthew le tissiers shirt number and songs about him, so players and managers writing him off is stupid, I mean championship player of the year and top goalscorer if I'm not mistaken

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345304657869 And even in league 1 we gave man u a good game, lead 1-0 at half time, he had to bring nani on (Topiary) 18 Aug 2012 to beat us and that was 2 seasons ago 16:44:17

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345304803540 well you play them twice in the next year. even if you come last, it's good experience. can't lose (Topiary) 18 Aug 2012 them all 16:46:43 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345305073411 We have luke shaw too, who arsenal offered 15mil for and 2 other youngsters that look like theo / (Topiary) 18 Aug 2012 chamberlainand the best training and youth setup in the league, since we just upgraded our 16:51:13 upgraded former premiership training and youth system heheh it's state of the art now, I think fitness and injuries will work for us cause of Adkins physio past he kinda our lasts other teams and the team slowly increase commitment levels over the match usually in the championship a side would lead against us in the first half, but we'd destroy then in the 2nd when they got tired.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345305307736 the variables you've got in mind all make large smiles if you beat United. swamp-dwelling whinge (Topiary) 18 Aug 2012 minstrels herded by a walking haggis with glasses 16:55:07

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345305660996 I'm sure adkins would relish the chance to beat united. We're as rich as a top club but we've got (Topiary) 18 Aug 2012 money from promotion and sales, so we used the hundreds of millions we inherited to invest in 17:01:00 facilities and training, and used the other money for players. Our chairman believes clubs fail due to not investing in training and backroom stuff, and believes that the perfect club is the on with a renewable source of young talent and a way to show anyone interesting in signing for us that they'll be the best they can be at saints physically and technically, I love him :3 great chairman for once

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345305864500 that's all well and true, but all we need is an Italian accent and a consortium of shady moneypots (Topiary) 18 Aug 2012 in the far East 17:04:24

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345305975028 Haha :P city will most likely win, we still need some players in so we don't have league one (Topiary) 18 Aug 2012 backups 17:06:15

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345306089818 Catan is the real game of kings, not football. or drunk Catan (Topiary) 18 Aug 2012 17:08:09

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345389655945 Still a confident 6-0 for city? (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 16:20:55

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345389723454 nice Aguero assassination (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 16:22:03

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345389752220 He fell over lol (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 16:22:32

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345389797068 his new beard weighted him down (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 16:23:17 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345389898812 Hope he's okay though, hate to see top players get injuried (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 16:24:58

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345389957881 Silva really dicked up that penalty (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 16:25:57

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345389987251 Yea lol god know what he was thinking (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 16:26:27

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345390265617 he was thinking "hot tamale, hot hot tamale, hot tamale, hot hot. what kind of tamale do we like: (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 hot tamale every day and every night" 16:31:05

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345390398330 Gah city will score before half time, (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 16:33:18

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345390514845 does he like tamale - tepid tamale? - no! he likes hot tamale (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 16:35:14

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345391205985 they call him the desert sapphire, blinder of camels, scourge of K. Davis (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 16:46:45

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345393400862 Rickie lambert = southampton goal machine (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 17:23:20

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345393451786 very good goal. poor by lescott (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 17:24:11

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345393677503 Silva needs to come off for Balotelli (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 17:27:57

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345393787543 I dunno, our defence is still shockly weak for the prem, only our passing, dribbling and composure (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 are good.... 17:29:47

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345393851322 southampton behind the ball making it tough for... wait. fucking hell. (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 17:30:51 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345394091598 We're not tired btw, dispite what they say we have a talented physio manager who exploits others (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 for getting tired 17:34:51

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345394168565 good substitute. silva needs to go away for a while (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 17:36:08

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345394371509 now we need milner on (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 17:39:31

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345395615428 That's a good warm up for liverpool yea? Lol (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 18:00:15

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345395694287 southampton will win a few for sure. good tempo and composure. but yeah sloppy defending, to (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 say nothing of silva messing up the forward play and corners. yaya and nasri played some nice 18:01:34 ball in box. lambert very good

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345395862173 Yea trust me, man city will think all teams will be like southampton now (they won't cause we (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 secretly want to Barcelona) so city will likely keep the wins coming, and saints always play that 18:04:22 well and we're waiting for some transfers so united will have to be real special to win, same as liverpool

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345396393074 I will save my speculations for a few more games (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 18:13:13

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345396477172 Well man utd play tomorrow, we'll have to hope they have a shocker :3 (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 18:14:37

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345396641610 everton, right? united piss me off. their fans are like rats. (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 18:17:21

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345396767187 we'll forget about that bet we had. it was pretty close. (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 18:19:27

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345396869093 Hehee thanks man :3 city proved they're the champions and will take a lot to challenge their effort (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 and commitment, they could of collapsed at 2-1 18:21:09

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345397041338 they weren't on it, though. kompany wasn't drilling it forward and we weren't breaking at any (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 speed. gotta admit though I was worried at 2-1, would have lost my dragon collectible to an 18:24:01 anonfag

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345397454991 Haha :P well we bought like city when we were in league 1, bought all the championship and (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 league 1s brightest talent and stars, not many other teams in the league can compete with teams 18:30:54 with massive amounts of cash in the bank, rather than buying the very best our chairman sees it better to copy Barcelona who just grow amazing young stars so rather than 60mil on a player we invest it in training we played anderlect, arsenal, udinese, and wolves, plus had a tour of france playing clubs around there, all for pre-season and we were written off in the championship, saying getting promoted is too tough to ask from us and we were 1 point away from being champions and made west ham look amature in the way we dominated the automatic promotion places, so we're a good team to get any points against.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345397864697 training up the youth is the way to go. especially when a single goal against high profile team will (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 boost so many things. they should go top half at any rate. time to go shower, it's been a hot day 18:37:44 compared to shetland. laters, sail strong.

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345397911563 Cya man, it's hot here too, terribly hot (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 18:38:31

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345399943406 was gonna drink tonight but gave up on that idea. might stay in and burn time (Topiary) 19 Aug 2012 19:12:23

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345997255828 I'm thinking of writing an article of how the internet changes our culture, like compared to the youth (Topiary) 26 Aug 2012 obsessed, size 0, superstar world of tv. And how physical age and appearance mean very little, 17:07:35 and superstardom online is more of a curse than something somebody would aim for, example is Christian weston chandler lol

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345997590222 Sounds good, let me know how it goes. Who are you writing it for? (Topiary) 26 Aug 2012 17:13:10

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345998409087 Dunno lol just got free time, could always make it into a book. There are so many critical and fear (Topiary) 26 Aug 2012 inspired books about the internet, very few touch on the freedom it gives and the good it does for 17:26:49 the people who become oldfags, I mean I'm not racist or nationalist, I hold no grudges, I tend to accept whatever happens and my group of friends is all ages, yet the closest friends of mine are based on internet knowledge and age rather than real life age etc, some of my friends from school who believe I should be closest to them are closeminded and really confrontational, and have no clue about the world other than what skynews tells them; I actually prefer people I've met online to them now. When somebody shows no interest in women and children being killed because fighters in another country won't let america take their oil, when somebody I know passionately tells me it's their fault for being terrorists it just...ugh the lack of understanding kills me inside, one american tried chatting me up for being attacked and said he wants to join the marines to 'protect America' said he'd kill women and children if ordered, so I said 9-11 was an inside job and got blocked and removed for the 'insult' Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345998544434 Attacked should be 'a trap' lol auto corrcted it for some reason (Topiary) 26 Aug 2012 17:29:04

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345998917364 The X Factor / Sky News population are best just left to it. I figure there's always someone smarter (Topiary) 26 Aug 2012 or dumber and it's best to entertain your close circles. Agreed on American overpatriotism - they 17:35:17 feed it young. That being said, most Brits are also clueless, there's just more Americans online to see.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345999039987 that's my opinion having voice chatted internationally for most of sentient life. most people are (Topiary) 26 Aug 2012 planks, because the people before them were planks. next generation will be braindead 17:37:19

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345999151555 True words, lol the x factor population need to be shot like in the film 'God save America' best (Topiary) 26 Aug 2012 quote from the film "what's the point in having a civilization if we stop being civilised" you should 17:39:11 get a hold of a copy of it, it's a film full of hope

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1345999384677 Title correction = god bless america (Topiary) 26 Aug 2012 17:43:04

Received +447543296111 Jake 1345999504288 we're no better really, sitting at glowing screens and pontificating over glowing screens. really the (Topiary) 26 Aug 2012 purpose of life is to end, but might as well laugh as many times as we can first. I like to be laid 17:45:04 back.

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1346000151588 I dunno, I can't think of something smart to counter that with, though, I find my life to be more (Topiary) 26 Aug 2012 forfilling when I help others, I don't limit myself to an anarchist agenda either, I enjoy england and 17:55:51 the balence the government gives the people, so sometimes I'll write to the PM's office with ideas on schools or policy etc, I likely get ignored but I try to explain whatever I suggest, like I send an arguement for a national online school, with video lectures like they have for harvard university, I've met loads of kids who only have an education thanks to wikipedia, and because they go on us university sites and download the lectures and course material, I know a kid who can program in more languages than me because of the internet, and feel that schools full of angsty teens and drugs, are never gonna teach them as well as a nice drink and a website with everything they want to learn on it. Though I'm no expert on teaching

Received +447543296111 Jake 1346000755488 as someme that dropped out of school at 13, I can agree with that. what the Internet gives - other (Topiary) 26 Aug 2012 than texts - are people that have been and done. I know a deal about Norway from having known 18:05:55 a Norwegian college student online for 6 years. it's the connection, back to basics. not this colourful Facebook nonsense. an IRC tunnel, ftp server, wikipedia and voip. it's all I miss, the rest is fluff.

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1346001246574 Yea that's all I use really, youtube when I wanna watch tv shows without pirating them, also, (Topiary) 26 Aug 2012 skyplayer and tvcatchup are nice to have, better than TV in many ways. I couldn't live without ftp, I 18:14:06 use shareX (formerly zscreen) and dump whatever I wanna show friends on it in seconds. I found that downloading university lectures is fun too. Seen the film 'the thing'? There was a prequel made based in the Norwegian base that the old one starts at, was actually good but other people rate down due to it never being as good as the original, but the CGI was freaky and scary at times and it felt pretty ominous, then ended just where the other began and explained the whole thing was a lovely prelude to watching the original cause it seamlessly matched it, even with a 30- 40 year gap between them

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Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347200875372 How's things bro? Been a little down after the last game against man utd, was tough to lose that (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 game 15:27:55

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347201249287 You didn't play too bad, the points for Saints will come mid-season after opening big matches (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 15:34:09

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347201427288 Yea, just we should of won, damn Van Persie... how's things? Was meaning to text but just didn't (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 have anything interesting to say :P 15:37:07

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347201545021 all good, been following paralympics. what's new in your world? (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 15:39:05

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347201773921 Redoing the graphics on space station 13, we're gonna be the only branch with HD graphics, but (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 it means re drawing all the 32x32 pixel sprites and making 64x64 replacements, should get us a 15:42:53 lot more players and people on the forums.. also quit smoking again a few days before the man utd game, feels great too. Watch doctor who?

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347202110373 nice, love designing sprites. how many are you redesigning? smoking is never good, best just to (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 say no. tobacco addiction is waste of life. nah don't watch Dr Who, watching Strike Back 15:48:30 Vengeance, The Newsroom, Beaver Falls, and A Touch of Cloth

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347202503845 Sounds delightful lol there are about 700-1000 sprites, mainly due to animations and directions, all (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 animations are done like animated gifs and all have direction sprites, actually feeling like an over 15:55:03 worked and under paid game developer for once, it's all so fun to be doing something nobody has done before, and it's gonna make one of the internets best free games incredible, still deciding if we make it open source or share the improvements with /tg/ or the goons..

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347202868369 ah directional statics, oldschool stuff. you should do some reskins and new units or abilities. then (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 give it a version name, make a reputation, donationware. like the retro Diablo modders 16:01:08

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347203964261 Yea we've had a lot of donations anyway just with the old look of the game, so when I saw £200 (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 in donations for the server come in, in 2 weeks, I just decided they deserve the lead developer of 16:19:24 the server to make something new and really earn the donations they're giving :3 ironically the guy who made the game is off with his Something awful buddies trying to make a remake in C++ but they've abandoned it apparently cause the old directional spriting takes too long...so they're experimenting with 3d but not going anywhere with it, but we took how they wanted to improve the graphics and did it on the original, so because everyone else is procrastinating, we're going to be a BIG shock to the community, Gibbed (something awful) and /tg/ (4chan) have been the main 2 branches because their websites have a big name, Bay 12 got a name in ss13 for some amazing physics ideas (apparently the coder who came up with it left and the remaining people joined /tg/) and d2k5 has been lumped in with the facepunch server because of hacker wars between the facepunch groups homophobic and offencive 17 year old 'leader' who is only an ideas guy but speaks like he does all the work himself, he started ranting about d2k5 and how Erika is a 'gay nazi prick' so hacker wars commenced, which ended with a facepunch member hacking this guys forums and releasing loads of goldmember usernames and passwords etc, was funny to watch the drama unfold and how facepunch mods ended up having to ban people for planning raids against d2k5

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347204324904 sounds like a bunch of inept tards testing the e-peen machine against one another (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 16:25:24

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347204458044 Yep, for once we decided to do some work :3 I think I might release the new server code after (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 we're done. 16:27:38

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347205308443 can this game be installed offline and clientside and run with 1GB RAM? (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 16:41:48

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347205417738 btw did you post a bunch of CDs with hearts on them to an address in Shetland? it got forwarded (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 along and has a Southampton post code on original package 16:43:37

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347205663643 Hahahaa wasn't me, oh god that's funny, the game can be installed and ran without internet, it's (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 mainly a multiplayer game, all the mobs are players no npcs anywhere, I'll get you a copy of it, but 16:47:43 unlike the people sending you heart covered pics of you, I've not got any address to send anything to, would take me a while to finish the upgrade of the graphics though :3 Received +447543296111 Jake 1347205926081 let me know when you're done with graphics, I'd love to take a look. and yeah have had some (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 weird things posted, mainly to wrong addresses that have forwarded them here. 16:52:06

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347206033407 I definately shall :3 haha anyone sent underwear? (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 16:53:53

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347206300299 yep, no name no address, blank envelope with two stamps, print handwriting (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 16:58:20

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347206489835 Haha god, insanity..well guess fame has a comical side to it. Oh I still ain't managed to read 'we (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 are anonymous' I'm gonna need to get my act together lol 17:01:29

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347206579167 I feature in that a bit too much, decent book though (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 17:02:59

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347207024648 Apparently you're highly rated in it according to online reviews, and some say the book should just (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 be you from the start lol, 3.5 stars out of 5, likely down rated by trolls. I shall have to buy it next 17:10:24 week, but then I'll have to ask for you to autograph it, and that takes effort :P though I could bake some treats and sit and have a few drinks somewhere.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347207194100 I heard it's up online for free and Parmy Olson doesn't mind piracy. it got downvoted because she (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 went on Daily Show and talked. /b/tards mainly 17:13:14

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347207368124 I can probably front some ticket cost if there's baking invoved. got paid for my recent Observer (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 piece. 17:16:08

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347207756340 I'll have to see if digital form is easily found, oh there is loads of possibilities to get baked ing, just (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 found a new supplier of spices, really fresh. We could find a play to watch, a long one we can 17:22:36 bring snacks into, or something... tour 10 downing street, wonder if they would let you in...inb4 surrounded by cops with mp5s

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347207816065 Oh wait not number 10, I mean parliment and big ben, since they are open to the public (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 17:23:36

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347207943546 I have an ounce of fresh cheese spices in waiting this week. u mad? (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 17:25:43

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347208069695 Yus, Erika is munching away on the last 10grams of ours she doesn't stop but with the respriting, (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 it's good to have snacks 17:27:49

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347208302397 munching it down like an old twix. I am fixing my M-Audio keystation piano, gonna lay down some (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 harsh, tasty electro beats 17:31:42

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347208353482 Watch red dwarf? If so you should do a cover of the 'omm' song (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 17:32:33

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347208582999 don't watch it, can't find song without google. will settle for tasty electro beats (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 17:36:22

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347208845664 Hehe yea get some electro beats going, I better get on with respriting :3 was nice chatting x (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 17:40:45

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347213403508 watching Planet Earth. man, kangaroos get their asses kicked by the arid scorching desert ground (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 18:56:43

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347213790754 I'm remaking the map to fit better with the new sprites :3 sounds better than police interceptors on (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 five, kinda need to find something that isn't non stop adverts 19:03:10

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347214846918 Fifth Element is on Five, Olboy was on Film4 last night (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 19:20:46

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347214928488 it starts in 3 minutes on Five +1, watching this now. sorry kangaroos (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 19:22:08

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347215099983 Lol watching (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 19:24:59

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347216588059 ludicrous adverts (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 19:49:48

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347223212257 Bigbadaboom (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 21:40:12

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347223497830 the diva singing is real, an actual opera singer with no voice effects (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 21:44:57

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347223629805 Impressive :3 I'm gonna have to eat another cookie, C is for cookie *munches* (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 21:47:09

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347223733979 must be the fifth time I've seen fifth element. last time was with group of anons, hilarious evening (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 21:48:53

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347223808855 First saw it ages back, got it on dvd somewhere lol good film, die hard is good too (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 21:50:08

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347223878800 Resident evil woo watched this a few weeks ago (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 21:51:18

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347224923163 this time is usually Newsnight time. forgot it was Sunday (Topiary) 9 Sep 2012 22:08:43

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347273694385 Lol, this book is a challenge to read at times, the life history of people's aliases gets tiresome lol (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 upto the Kayla chapter and needed a break. I guess it could be that laurelai never shut up about 11:41:34 Kayla lol honestly i'd get a random message like 'hows things?' Then no matter my response the conversation went to how awesome Kayla is. Though I ironically like laurelai a lot now, started of as enemies, I got given oper on an irc server she was host of when I was 25 because the site owner wanted to fuck me and even though i'd never ran an irc I got full access (I learned ever command and how to exploit irc servers because of Laurelai telling me I knew nothing), something Laurelai who prided herself on being a professional network administrator hated. I better get back to reading, stuff on you is interesting - prank calls? We should find tv phone ins to prank, if it's not too illegal, I saw a christian guidance tv show with a number to call in a few months back :3

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347274334671 book is quite slow at the first half. second half is basically lulzsec. Laurelai is fine, but has (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 tendency to put too many emotions into things 11:52:14

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347275363167 Oh I realised sommit funny, my friend went to court still high and me and Erika were wondering if (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 she sang "I was gonna go to court before I got high" or sommit like that the night before. Did you 12:09:23 just ring me from manchester? Got a random call that I didn't have chance to pick up.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347275520628 didn't call nah, I am in London today. still respriting? (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 12:12:00

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347276189359 Erika wants me to, I'm too lazy today, plus gotta clean up the house.. might have a lurk around (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 the binary land, see what Anon is upto these days... I tend to avoid twitter/google+ and facebook, I 12:23:09 realise how easily it can be used to ruin people, like a married man with kids started coming onto Erika on msn, so she found his facebook, added his mother, father and wife and showed them the logs of it, after seeing what Erika can do with those site, I've avoided them completely :3 so bored though, and Erika is getting high next to me while I have to stay sober.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347279920573 lolwut, there's going to be a new Sky Movies 007 HD that just plays Bond films (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 13:25:20

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347280324250 Haha woot, finally the millions of requests and protests have achieved their goal. (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 13:32:04

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347283834757 Oh wow, the U.S seem to be pushing towards a system where power and communications are (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 controlled by something called Smart Grid, it sounds good, but the vunerability to attack is 14:30:34 astounding, reading some cyber security reports by some think tank, apparently America's military won't matter soon either, since China and Russia have a much better cyber attack offencive capacity, russia having used a cyber attack on georgia to take down the military command and control etc....I think IPv6 will bring about changes to how privacy on the internet works making it easier for the state to spy on people with a few hits on a keyboard

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347286021773 It's funny they plan out how to throw civilians into military labour camps in an imaginary situation (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 that they'd say is not likely to happen, yet civilians planning out how to defend themselves if the 15:07:01 government became a suppressive police state is a crime...fuck I need to stop reading this shit. Did you hear about the couple of guys that robbed that rich old lady? They water boarded her for hours apparently, which the police and media deemed as torture when talking on the news about it, double standards much.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347287801349 It's just about pushing the boundaries. Most of these agencies would use torture immediately if it (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 were legal. That's how humans have worked for centuries 15:36:41

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347288407838 Yea, people could be much better though...though I grew up with 3 startrek shows to watch, so no (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 doubt I've become what Gene Roddenberry wanted people to be like - accepting, empathetic and 15:46:47 believing in a utopia in which all peoples are equal, where hunger and greed are abolished and all the children know how to read... all I can say in defence of my dreams is "the future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347289092208 what happens after greed and hunger are gone, and all the children can read? (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 15:58:12

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347289494039 Art, music, engineering, science and exploration? I mean /b/ could spread to the stars to form the (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 united federation of /b/, not much would change, Xenu would return so we'd need to protect 16:04:54 against him.. I dunno what else 'Topiary for prime minister' was a good meme. Received +447543296111 Jake 1347289783364 ironically a galaxy-wide war between humans and another species is the only thing that would (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 bring peace. it's scotland vs england until france comes along, then it's britain vs france until 16:09:43 america comes along, then it's europe vs america. see what I mean? without purpose, Mr. Anderson, etc...

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347290153557 Ahh that's an america spread pseudo-fact, I mean logic dictates that until you meet somebody new (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 you can only war with the people you know, but there are times when groups of humans can 16:15:53 happily co-exist, the US believes they always need an enemy to keep the people working and the system working, if things go bad they have to create some villian to scapegoat rather than allow the people to improve and evolve the government to better serve them... it let's a government use the group mentality to force the weak willed to agree to anything they propose to combat 'the enemy' (I talk such shit :3 )

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347290316900 I think you misunderstood. will talk later, catching train (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 16:18:36

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347290341669 Kk :3 talk later (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 16:19:01

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347301816579 what I meant was the unlikely union between foes to combat larger threat. not modern American (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 tactics. I'm talking forest animals working together only when the eagle strikes, the truce born of 19:30:16 necessity. this idea predates humans and is inherent in our biology. I'm not talking borders or government, these aren't real things

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347302202092 the Stormcloaks and the Imperials calling a truce to combat the dragons who scorched both sides (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 regardless of lesser alliance. the teaming against the points leader in a free-for-all RPG. the 19:36:42 "threat level exceeded, forget smaller problems" paradigm. not everything is linked to an American corruption.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347302322074 "the machines don't care how old you are, they'll kill you just the same" (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 19:38:42

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347302593265 "One defected machine is not enough for you. You need them all to be bad." Just sit right there, (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air 19:43:13

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347302696851 You can't Bel-Air a Bel-Airer (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 19:44:56

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347302854066 Lol all I could think of, just doing some detective work on a friend who did the magical vanishing (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 act that usually happens when you're raided....links the server they own are dead too 19:47:34 Received +447543296111 Jake 1347303318243 really. I'm just buying pizza and ice cream, far less exciting (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 19:55:18

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347303626507 Ugh and I just got dos'd for leaving that book seeding, the irony.... actually I might get back to (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 reading it. Should buy some #brownies 20:00:26

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347304037699 might have a tia maria, rum & coke and play Portal (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 20:07:17

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347304342607 Sounds fun, Erika passed out so I'm gonna keep trying to contact my friend. Since I took my (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 testostirone blocking injection, the drive that made me want to protest is back with avengance, I 20:12:22 need to find a just cause to get behind.

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347304572679 protesting is good. I am on money-making mission. want to have cash when I get out of jail (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 20:16:12

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347304871478 Well hope you make enough to keep you smiling through it all.... I could leave you a bitcoin miner (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 running :3 >it's all over >check bitcoins O.O 10 BITCOINS! \O/ WOOOP 20:21:11

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347305024691 I heard that my Guardian piece yesterday got tweeted by big accounts. that exposure pretty much (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 secured future work. I love anon 20:23:44

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347305117348 :3 I actually ain't discovered that yet, 2 secs (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 20:25:17

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347305440024 THE NEW IKEA ADVERT TRIPS ME THE FUCK OUT (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 20:30:40

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347305812318 Not seen it, good article man. I really think Erika could do with being offline for a while, some trap (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 in london talked us into a 3 way relationship 2 - 3 years back saying she should move to england, 20:36:52 I objected saying we had nowhere to go and little income but was ignored, and now we're trapped into a situation where I'm taking care of a socially challenged internet troll...love her to bits, I just wish I could change our lives a little, having to walk to an office or travel, or talk on the phone, can't explain how depressing it gets sat in my bed room together with her day after day watching life fade away

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347306148331 so stop sitting at screen and get some work :P unlike anime, nobody will take you away to a (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 magical place in real life. mark my most important three words: make it happen. 20:42:28 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347306589912 Good advice. I'll text in a bit, gonna find a charger so I can get away from my pc and watch the (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 rain for a while 20:49:49

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347306800461 <321 likes> <330 tweets> <76 g+1> (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 20:53:20

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347307222883 basically I get paid to write crap like that. (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 21:00:22

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347308194179 Welp it's money :3 and I guess it entertains the masses, I decided to go on my abandoned (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 accounts just to share it with people...was trying to text more than this but words escape me :3 21:16:34

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347308420103 luckily the 'powerful' anons with the big accounts are all old friends of mine. people I would take (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 bullets for. 21:20:20

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347309100008 I have very few friends really even less anon friends, I'm pretty hard to handle apparently, I'm (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 always on about politics, america and the internet (according to my last remaining school friend) 21:31:40 I'd of died for you in march/april, hell big plans were happening back then...I just fell into this situation, back in april I just felt I needed to voice my support of you, and anon...no way did I expect this, infact I didn't even imagine we'd meet/talk..

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347309535721 if I ever get back online I'll give you lessons on how to not be like that. online friendship is a (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 simple process, being big on IRC even simpler. you are hanging around the wrong people, that's 21:38:55 all.

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347310443047 Thanks man, it means a lot... :/ god can't even think of what to say, just feeling weird, think I might (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 be having some hormonal irrationality...feeling lost and depressed without a definative reason..... 21:54:03

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347310661803 clean the room that you're in, sitting at computer is only fun in nice space. makes a difference (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 21:57:41

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347310761742 or watch pingu-pongu, japanese film about table tennis. great ending (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 21:59:21

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347310833616 or watch the anime Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann with Black Order subtitles (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 22:00:33

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347311009211 Gurren-Hen and Lagann-Hen are two films which are essentially the series compressed and with (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 the best ending sequence of anything ever made 22:03:29

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347311199238 Hmm alright, I'll watch you've persuaded me. :3 (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 22:06:39

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347311480060 TTGL is pretty much Courage Wolf on steroids. can't fail to motivate providing subs over dubs. (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 22:11:20

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347312226227 I'll let you know what I think. :3 sorry talking to laurelai on another medium of communication (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 (carrier pidgeon) so delayed replies 22:23:46

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347312398149 discussing how awesome kayla is no doubt (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 22:26:38

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347312566502 She's actually talking about a guy she read and took the advice of in some random article or (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 something and decided to get off the internet some math article Topology or something. 22:29:26

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347312730449 ah the analytic and algebraic topology of the parameterization of locally euclidean manifolds. (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 classic stuff 22:32:10

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347312807897 *stares blankly* I like trains (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 22:33:27

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347312867994 asdf movie, seen it, know the guy who made it. boom (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 22:34:27

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347313014226 I can't stop you from forwarding to Laurelai that the Internet is for chumps and after a year without (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 it you only miss the true friends 22:36:54

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347313204427 In my case without internet my friends would be all the people on my phone who ain't family and (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 my irl friends...so in total..let me count..hmmm you and Erika :V 22:40:04

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347313340597 do you know Barrett Brown's mobile number? (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 22:42:20

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347313466768 Just let me check my archive of dox (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 22:44:26

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347314217907 Sorry mate not in my records :/ *closes the vault of filing cabinets* (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 22:56:57

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347314329740 hmm shame, wanted to call him on offline mobile (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 22:58:49

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347314683127 Oh god save me, a wild ex just appeared from nowhere on steam.... shame that Laurelai doesn't (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 have a cell anymore, would be easier than these damn pidgeons 23:04:43

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347314800283 log off? also, maybe Barrett would give his number over twitter privately (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 23:06:40

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347314904217 Social engineers probably tried that a few times already (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 23:08:24

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347314957375 it is hard to be less subtle (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 23:09:17

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347315926579 Well try harder bro :P transparent as glass is a cool show (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 23:25:26

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347316170658 nvm, got it (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 23:29:30

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347316388449 I asked Mr. Echo, who I will introduce you to some day (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 23:33:08

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347316677997 Sounds like a southampton guy, I'll leave you to it, sounds like you've got your hands full... x nini (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 mate 23:37:57

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347316906694 Barrett is sleeping at this hour in Texas. his girlfriend answered. lazy bastard. (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 23:41:46

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347317071527 Figured as much, I tried contacting but was getting no response. (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 23:44:31

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347317116013 she woke him, I lol'd (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 23:45:16

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347317407129 well thanks for trying. all worked out in the end :) (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 23:50:07

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347317601618 It's absolutely no problem. x (Topiary) 10 Sep 2012 23:53:21

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347318023700 haha, "it's not topiary" and he went back to bed. maybe tomorrow (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 00:00:23

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347318094048 Hahahahaha wow you got found out, pretending to be that Topology person (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 00:01:34

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347318191839 I texted "garden hedge wants to chat". his gf had no doubts, but then she is smarter than him (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 00:03:11

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347318465127 Lol, well least it'l be funny tomorrow, damn weird night tonight... think I'm gonna have a day out (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 tomorrow get off hyperspace 00:07:45

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347318643804 maybe clean up house. helps the aspiring cybertroll more than you think. will have to talk BB's gf (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 into rating his bedroom performance again. 00:10:43

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347319195518 :V I'm glad I got to know you, you're like the personification of /b/ with the charm of a prince, and (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 more cunning than a fox in the 'cunning foxes planning association' 00:19:55

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347319302909 Blackadder misquote? (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 00:21:42

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347319342222 Indeed, been too long and relying on memory (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 00:22:22

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347319514584 they filmed that final scene intending it to be normal speed, and slowed it down at last minute (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 because of the cool explosions. 00:25:14

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347319648191 more cunning than a fox that's been appointed the professor of cunning at cunning university... (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 something like that 00:27:28

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347319684825 I do love blackadder, I've not got around to rewatching them for years...went through one foot in (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 the grave, mr bean, red dwarf, and the startreks recently 00:28:04

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347319754238 I always watched takeshi's castle. it has me in hysterics when high (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 00:29:14

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347320100136 Funnily enough I've been watching that high lately too, though, I tend to just pick a channel and let (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 it play on my hdtv. I like the show undercover boss, and sometimes watch rogue traders or the 00:35:00 builders show. Though I'm on of those people that can put on BBC parliment and happily watch them talk about random unimportant shit like a tax on cooked food sales effecting bakers and shops that cook fresh food but don't sell hot food and the old law meaning they had to wait till the food was completely cold before putting it on shelves,

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347320262350 Watch A Touch of Cloth. amazing two-part comedy from Charlie Brooker (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 00:37:42

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347320488427 My mum was on about that too, gonna look for it. Try to find the film pontypool, I love that film :3 (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 00:41:28

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347322526282 Gonna sleep, night Jake xXx (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 01:15:26

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347377392729 Touch of cloth is funny so far :3 manage to get to talk with Barrett Brown? (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 16:29:52

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347385061871 Get awesumsauce on the pizza! (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 18:37:41

Received Orange (Unknown) 1347385284540 Phone Fund gives you money off a new handset at Orange shops or orange.co.uk. You have 11 Sep 2012 £9.00 in your Phone Fund (last updated 17 AUG 12 04:25 ). 18:41:24

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347387654258 Oh btw southamptons Adam Lallana is in the england squad! 7:30 coverage starts (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 19:20:54

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347390680437 Looks like england ain't gonna have another easy game =3 last match was like they were playing (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 a team of old men. Oh I saw something earlier by chance when I was checking my mail, made me 20:11:20 think of you...hope you're okay. X <3

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347391531174 Ukraine not the most fluid side (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 20:25:31

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347391964908 Yea still though, the last 'match' was a joke.. btw I wasn't involved with anything, just incase you (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 got the impression I was.. was a case of being in the right/wrong place at the right/wrong time. 20:32:44

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347393000147 Haha England were stunned with that goal :3 it's gonna be a real game :3 (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 20:50:00

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347397043814 *sigh* pretty nice match...9-11 the day to remember the USA's guantanamo bay exists and has (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 been a place for their military industrial complex to lock people up and throw away the key for a 21:57:23 decade.

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347400055061 Meh, love you bro. I wish I could do something to make you feel better/ make things better. (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 22:47:35

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347400091935 ? (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 22:48:11

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347400386054 Gah nevermind, just stuff I heard... (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 22:53:06

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347400420805 What? (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 22:53:40

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347400616451 That Barrett and you had a bit of a disagreement on stuff.... (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 22:56:56

Received +447543296111 Jake 1347400755481 You spend too much time online. Rots the brain (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 22:59:15

Sent +447543296111 Jake 1347401024790 I guess it does... (Topiary) 11 Sep 2012 23:03:44