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SMS Messages Type Number Contact Date Message Sent +447543296111 Jake 1337635346425 Oh god...my phone just wiped everything on it all my message logs / everything... had to re sync (Topiary) 21 May 2012 with google to get numbers 22:22:26 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1337777961401 =3 heard there is a new series of red dwarf soon. (Topiary) 23 May 2012 13:59:21 Received 83338 (Unknown) 1337876777183 Thanks for purchasing a NMM 1-months license. £1.50 will be added to your phone bill. For help 24 May 2012 08702480277 or [email protected] 17:26:17 Received +447543296111 Jake 1338061540779 Watching Eurovision like a pro (Topiary) 26 May 2012 20:45:40 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338061684316 Oh god, you need to get your bail fixed... Arma 2 DayZ - role playing 20km zombie survival it's (Topiary) 26 May 2012 amazing. 20:48:04 Received +447543296111 Jake 1338061884905 you're not wrong. Haven't killed a zombie in some time (Topiary) 26 May 2012 20:51:24 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338062038415 See I think that's a human rights abuse, you should have the right to shoot zombies in the brain (Topiary) 26 May 2012 stem viciously. England are playing afaik on itv if you're bored 20:53:58 Received +447543296111 Jake 1338062207653 They're winning, if you can call it winning (Topiary) 26 May 2012 20:56:47 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338062382030 Need some weed, then this match will be a gripping epic match of superstars, rather than a bland (Topiary) 26 May 2012 friendly 20:59:42 Received +447543296111 Jake 1338062598874 impyling this is not the case. watching Romania singing crap (Topiary) 26 May 2012 21:03:18 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338062809765 So you singing along? Omg you have jedward to wait for!!! *passes the pistol with 1 round (Topiary) 26 May 2012 chambered* :V 21:06:49 Received +447543296111 Jake 1338063232115 Jedward will be radiant and loveable, motherfucker (Topiary) 26 May 2012 21:13:52 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338063628893 Meh , I can't say I'm doing anything more interesting, working on code for zombies in ss13 that'll (Topiary) 26 May 2012 not be laggy as fuck, replacing the crappy ai's they start with and making a global ai that moves 21:20:28 them all. =3 hope you're drunk watching this, though better than the england game. Received +447543296111 Jake 1338064622085 intelligent AI is underrated. swarms of well-programmed enemy spaceships are the deadliest (Topiary) 26 May 2012 threat to the gamer 21:37:02 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338064868053 Hehe indeed, I've took the targetting and position scanning stuff to the global Ai and let the (Topiary) 26 May 2012 zombies themselves still defend themselves and check lockers etc, only got 1 cpu and 2gbs ram to 21:41:08 play with, due to the way byond works so having to write everything as optimised as possible. Lucky I know C ^.^ Received +447543296111 Jake 1338065193413 is SS13 side-scroller/RTS/level-based? I never asked. maybe it's all a new meme and you're (Topiary) 26 May 2012 trolling successfully 21:46:33 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338065280528 Lol it's a 2d topdown space station simulation made by a neckbeard on something awful. (Topiary) 26 May 2012 21:48:00 Received +447543296111 Jake 1338065433164 try "Warning Forever". simple looping boss made by Japanese neckbeards, but interesting coding (Topiary) 26 May 2012 21:50:33 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338065960789 Pretty interesting, ss13 basically has everything - mixing chemicals, real human body simulation, (Topiary) 26 May 2012 dismemberment, atmospheric simulation, viruses and illnesses, rewiring and relaying pipes, 21:59:20 rebuilding the station etc, everything is buildable, pretty fun game dedicated a year to it lol Received +447543296111 Jake 1338066405422 sounds great. I'll give it a go when internets return. was thinking of doing a small space RTS/misc. (Topiary) 26 May 2012 strategy. wormholes, geosync orbit, sporadic dense space fields, awesome lasers. always lasers. 22:06:45 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338066660602 Whats about the blasters? :C I wanted to do a game like that but with trading too so that it's got (Topiary) 26 May 2012 an economy. You'd probably like x2:the threat or x3reunion / x3:terran conflict...they're pretty much 22:11:00 the single player 1337 version of eve, fps style flying of ships and totally moddable/scriptable Received +447543296111 Jake 1338066922204 trading is good. I wanted to do a tiered loot system with hundreds of drops, and a sort of armour (Topiary) 26 May 2012 set for different ship structures. space games lack humour, this is a shame. writing those games 22:15:22 down Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338067709128 Would be interesting to script in items that expand in tier level on spawn, so 1 item turns into 100 (Topiary) 26 May 2012 different ones and allow them to be improved or scavanged and stripped for parts. 22:28:29 Received Orange (Unknown) 1338119113319 Hi from Orange. You have 600 free texts to use this month. To get free texts again next month 27 May 2012 just top-up by £10 or more before 13/06/12. 12:45:13 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338119214838 >bleep, message from orange.... you have 560 free texts remaining, good luck using them before (Topiary) 27 May 2012 the 13th >:3 12:46:54 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338129661156 I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. Dyslexic man walks (Topiary) 27 May 2012 into a bra... I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost 3 days already Why do niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a 15:41:01 million works What do black men do after sex? ..15 to life (Wasting free texts for your lol's) Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338216720706 Bored? I was just listening to Stan by eminem lol thought of you :V (Topiary) 28 May 2012 15:52:00 Received +447543296111 Jake 1338225020629 *facepalm* Eminem (Topiary) 28 May 2012 18:10:20 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338228543366 Lol eminem ain't that bad :3 like a few songs..though not in my top 10 favorates, need some nigga (Topiary) 28 May 2012 jokes? Watching the jesus chatline, its epic, 2 oldfags pretending to be christians running a 19:09:03 chatline on tv, being abused by newfags on /b/ who think it's real and funny oldfags who get the joke ringing in to make it seem more real and more funny. Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338231724078 Oh I'm too boring now to text huh? Tv better today huh, mr bigshot h4xx0r =P not like I want (Topiary) 28 May 2012 much, just your kawk, my mouth and a large kony suit, why can't you be more like kony, he 20:02:04 knows what to do. *sighs* bet Sabu would rape me.....especially if I bring fried chicken (okay sorry offensive trolling over) Received +447543296111 Jake 1338243444704 TROLL IN THE DUNGEON (Topiary) 28 May 2012 23:17:24 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338243647705 What the FUCK¡ you know how late this is? I was fap-sleeping and you text. I am deeply offend (Topiary) 28 May 2012 by this. =P need fire to kill the trolls 23:20:47 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338248719603 Was trolling again btw <3 text anytime, or don't I don't mind I'm pretty easy going with stuff. I am (Topiary) 29 May 2012 still a massive faggot, hope I don't come across as too batshit insane, texting makes it much 00:45:19 harder to know then to stop talking etc. Received 35433 (Unknown) 1338377092919 From Orange: Always forgetting friend's birthdays? Get free birthday reminders for all your 30 May 2012 Facebook friends! http://full.orangeworld.co.uk/r/birthdays/ 12:24:52 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338383924022 Assange lost his appeal, got 14 days to attempt to challenge it or he's extradited to ame..sweden (Topiary) 30 May 2012 on the 13th 14:18:44 Received +447543296111 Jake 1338386730509 Yeah he's off to Sweden by the looks of it. Was thinking about going to the court but decided (Topiary) 30 May 2012 against it 15:05:30 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338387083806 I didn't realise it was today, could protest outside where he's staying the day he'll be extradited, (Topiary) 30 May 2012 that'd be noticed lol I think if you were seen free to be at a protest for Julian Assange the US 15:11:23 would flip the shit, and start raging about the uk justice system. Would be lulzy but totally not gonna help yourr case lol Received +447543296111 Jake 1338387375455 U.S. showboating is commonplace. Because Earth is just America and those other countries (Topiary) 30 May 2012 15:16:15 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338388294591 True. The anon in me would say how you're seen as an anon legend and people seeing you (Topiary) 30 May 2012 protesting would inspire anons all over the world to do something.... but having talked to you, I 15:31:34 think you're too awesome to risk getting more US hate directed at you, especially since people started calling you the closest thing to the leader of anonymous. Received +447543296111 Jake 1338389908383 Every person that's arrested gets painted as leader. Even Ryan Cleary, the "mastermind of Anon". (Topiary) 30 May 2012 Just tabloid drivel, but you know what the Americans are like 15:58:28 Sent +447543296111 Jake 1338390759574 Yea, perhaps...*sighs* anon is pretty dead at the core now, a few people with botnets and a load (Topiary) 30 May 2012 of people defacing for reputation or for money/jobs in the case of one group....