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Dan Skahen and Our New Police Chief Sean Brandenburg Joining In Holiday Cheer at KW Fine Wines Florida Keys 3-10 • Upper Keys 11-12 • What's Happening 14 • Real Estate 26 Photo: Larry Blackburn • Cover: JT Thompson LETTER TO THE EDITOR Resignation Personal attack

BY MELODY TYRRELL BY ROGER C. KOSTMAYER tion. These looming pressures will unite the American people, to re- increase the President’s instabili- turn to the norms, precedents, law My son & I have been here for over a Following the 2018 elec- ty and disdain for the rule of law, and to have the White House func- week. Several times a day, whenever we walk tion, which broke the one party what’s best for the nation, and for tion effectively and ethically both by the skin cream predators at 119 Duval, near power monopoly, and after the the truth. domestically and internationally. Bagatelle, launch into a personal attack against Mueller investigation report is The Watergate scandal and res- Today, such a negotiated transi- my disabled son with Cerebral Palsy and myself. made public in 2019, the U.S. will ignation of President Nixon un- tion strategy as resignation would I have never felt so victimized and bullied. They face an ugly, dangerous and chaotic der threat of impeachment are in- be difficult even when the dangers yell insults at both of us and my son no longer period that could last for years. structive in the Trump case. The are clear and present. But watch- feels safe here because of them. He was bullied The walls are closing in, and Republican Party backed their ing an American president run as a child by children, but this is the first time there will be investigations, hear- Republican President - until the amok in the White House raises we have experienced bullying by adults. Because ings, subpoenas and impeachment facts were undeniable - and then it so many terrifying possibilities, it of his disability, he is lonely. This morning, I proceedings that will probably re- was over when they told Nixon he just may cause enough politicians asked my son to walk on the right side of me, sult in more criminal indictments, must resign the presidency. Then, to grow some spine and do what’s hoping they would not see me. It didn’t work. both federal and state, up to and as now, there was tremendous best for their country. The female started taunting us, yelling is he your including the President, his family pressure to find a way to move the As President Trump often says: and members of his administra- country forward, to heal and re- we’ll see. n XX Continued on page 9

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BY PRU SOWERS Gerald Adams Elementary School. mend possible future uses for the site. tainability board already has several KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER Key West City Commissioner Sam “We need to see how it can fit nice- major tasks it is tackling, including as- Kaufman attempted to tackle the issue ly next to an elementary school and sessing the 25 recommendations made It’s been one of Key at the Dec. 4 commission meeting, across from a nursing home, which is recently by the Parking and Alterna- West’s dirty little se- proposing that the city create a land- next to a hospital,” he said. tive Transportation Group as well as crets. Literally. fill/environmental advisory taskforce While acknowledging the environ- continuing efforts to oversee sustain- What is possibly to evaluate potential concerns “so as to mental concerns, the other commis- able and “green” building in Key West. leaking out of the bot- promote a cleaner, healthier and more sioners worried that creating a new “I have concerns the sustainability tom of Mount Trashmore, the city’s pleasing living environment in and task force would overburden City Hall board already has a significant agenda on garbage landfill on Stock Island? The for the community,” according to the staff, some of whom would be tasked their plate. They have only six meetings landfill, which closed over 20 years resolution. Saying there is “really bad with providing administrative and scheduled for 2019,” Kaufman pointed ago, has a plastic cover on its top stuff under there,” according to a state research assistance to the new board. out. “There’s just a ton of environmental but one was never installed under its Department of Environmental Protec- Instead, the commission agreed to issues they are already addressing. bottom. That has worried residents tion (DEP) report, Kaufman wanted give the project to the existing Key Key West Utilities Director John over the years about possible leach- to give the new task force one year to West Sustainability Advisory Board. Paul Castro told commissioners his de- ing of contaminated material into the evaluate and provide guidance on how But Kaufman, while making the vote ground, which abuts the ocean and the to protect the area as well as recom- unanimous, is still worried. The sus- XX Continued on page 4

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3 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 20-26, 2018 d e c e m b e r 20 - 26, 2 0 1 8 FLORIDA KEYS Published Weekly Vol. 8 No. 51 Giving Back with Bikes make PUBLISHER/EDITOR Guy deBoer this Holiday Season Special for NEWS WRITERS Pru Sowers Terry Schmida Key West Youths

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DESIGN Nand K. Pandey, [email protected] This holiday season is going to be very spe- cial to some students. Key West High School social studies teacher Robert Hill is doing a bicycle drive PIXEL WRANGLER for this Christmas and Hanukkah, similar to last JT Thompson year, and any youths who are in need of a bike this CONTRIBUTORS year can contact him to help make their holiday Jeff Johnson & special. In addition, anyone who would like to do- Paula Forman nate to this cause would be more than welcome to Short Answers join in the spirit of the giving season. Ian Brockway Hill, with the help of his friends Dave Stro- Tropic Sprockets Tammy Fox-Royer bele of Island Mystique and Ryan Smith of Is- Florida Keys SPCA land Bikes, is continuing the tradition of giving Sylvia Bogart back with a bike drive that they first initiated Astrologically Yours last December. Joanna Brady Key West teacher Robert Hill (left) helps spread Reviewer Hill explains that the bicycles will being going to holiday cheer by giving Nelson Alejandrez a bike donated for Christmas during last year’s INTERN XX Continued on page 9 holiday bicycle drive. Divya Navani

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4 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 20-26, 2018 FLORIDA KEYS Bryan Arrabal Recognized as Key West Writers FKAA’s Employee of the Quarter Guild Meeting Saturday, Florida Keys, Dec 12 work and dedication, he rose through the ranks to his current position. He December 22, Bryan Arrabal was recognized now oversees the operation and main- as the Florida Keys Aqueduct Au- tenance of the Upper Key’s high-pres- thority’s employee of the quarter for sure transmission system. 2018, 9:00 A.M. the third quarter of 2018. Bryan, an When not performing his work Operation Supervisor at the FKAA’s with the Authority Bryan enjoys to Noon Key Largo Operations Facility, is spending time with his wife Ashley and daughter Maryana. Bryan and known for his cooperative attitude, he Key West Writers Guild will positive work ethic and dedication to his family enjoy boating, camping, T the organization. Bryan’s career at the assisting the community and attend- meet Saturday, December 22, 2018, from Authority began as a Distribution Sys- ing the First Baptist Church of Key 9:00 A.M. to noon in the Conference tem Operator where, through his hard Largo. n Room at the Condominiums at 2601 S. Roosevelt Blvd., Key West Florida. En- ter through the gate just to the left of the Aqueduct Authority’s Bryan Arra- Gourmet Nibbles bal receives his Employee of the flagpoles. Please park across the street on & Flowers Quarter Award. South Roosevelt (Free Parking). n

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5 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 20-26, 2018 FLORIDA KEYS Third Annual I Love Stock Island Announces Winners

Key West, Dec 10 ley’s dad is Robert Russell. The winners’ will represent Stock Island in the com- The I Love Stock Island Festival ing year as ambassadors and ride in the was held December 7-10, 2018 city- numerous Key West parades. wide celebrating the heritage and history The first ever Cuban Pig Roast: China of Stock Island. During the festivities, Box Challenge produced some excellent four contests took place; The First An- pork for judges and attendees to sample nual Little Mr. & Miss Stock Island, the and vote for their favorites. The contes- 2nd annual Lighted Boat Parade, the tants began the roast at 7 am and un- Cuban Pig Roast: China Box Challenge veiled succulent, crispy pigs later in the I and the Stock Island Rooster Run 5k. afternoon. El Mocho, located at 5708 Friday featured the 2nd annual Maloney, took home the Grand Cham- Lighted Boat Parade presented by Sun- pion trophy and ribbon. Chef Richie Ro- set Watersports at Stock Island Marina driguez blend of spices and precise cook- Village. The first place winners were ing methods helped him win the prize. Kayak Kings. In that entry Santa and First place went to Jenny Eppy, spon- his 8 reindeer came all the way from sored by Paradise Tattoo. Jenny (Yenisey) Kings also won the Most Effort Award. Sandy Cat presented by Sunset Water- the North Pole, by kayak to be a part of used her mom’s recipe to wow the judges. sports won second Place & Best Dance the I Love Stock Island festival. Kayak Captain Randy Johnson and the Second place was awarded to Chef Jorge Party. USCG Station Key West 33’ Spe- Quintana. Jorge will be opening Cayo cial Purpose Craft-Law Enforcement Hueso Brewing Company next year on was awarded 3rd Place & Best Donut, Stock Island next to Roostica. Jorge’s pig Captain Sean Flynn on General Pat- also won the People’s Choice award. ton’s When And If won Best Schooner The first Rooster Run 5k was spon- Award, Captain Gary Stanyer of Dol- sored by FYT, a new fitness center opening phin Safari Charters won Best Santa at 5450 MacDonald Avenue on January Award, Captain James Gilleran on the 3. Female Overall Winner was Christine Nauti-Vee presented by 801 Bar won Quintana, 32 of Summerland Key and Best Inflatable, Captain Kyle Reeves on male was 47 year old Brad Makimaa of Lil Tree presented by Stock Island Mari- Key West. Masters Winners were Tracy na Village won Most Lights Per Square Beard, 57 from San Marcos CA and Vin- Foot, Captain Steve Kocis on the FKCC cent Parent, 53, Sugarloaf Key FL. 2 presented by Florida Keys Commu- The I Love Stock Island Initiative is a nity College won Best Music, Cap- not-for-profit (status pending) organiza- tain Michael Cotton on SV M’aisling tion “Dedicated to preserving the cultur- won Best Island Theme and Captain al history of Stock Island by promoting Dan Fermaglich on MISS DIXIE was its healthy future through outreach, mar- awarded Best Classic Look. keting and special events to make our The First Little Mr & Miss Stock Is- community a better place to live, work land was held Saturday at Stock Island and play.” The organization operates un- Marina Village on the Deluna’s stage. der the guidance of a board of directors Little Miss Cecelia Sheffer who came in comprised of community members who a beautiful dress and conch shell outfit. care about and have a vested interest in Cici’s is daughter to Christina Boza and improving Stock island. Joey Baird. Little Mr was awarded to For more information, visit the web- Bentley Russell who came in a dapper site at www.ILoveStockIsland.org or black suite and polished shoes. Bent- call Sean Krikorian at 573.619.2200. n 6 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 20-26, 2018 FLORIDA KEYS Key West Sunrise Rotary installs ice cream shop owners, commercial lender key West, Dec 8

Key West Sunrise Rotary welcomes three new members. Lonnie and Sharon Gi- etter own the Haagen-Dazs Ice Cream Shop and are active in the Key West Chamber of Commerce and Krewe of Key West. Brad Lutz is a commercial lender with First State Bank of the Florida Keys. The Key West Sunrise Rotary Club in the Conch Republic, established in 1988, pro- vides community service, supports charities, and funds college scholarships through events including BrewFest and a golf tournament. The club meets on Fridays at 7 a.m. at the Marriott Beachside Hotel. For more informa- tion, visit www.keywestsunriserotary.com. n Sharon Gietter Brad Lutz Lonnie Gietter WWRRAAPP IITT UUPP!! Santa reminds you to play safe...pick up a condom packet at a Key West guesthouse, nightspot or Duval Street shop.

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Comedy Key West presents pro- York Times as “one of five es with his brand of funny, urban, yet fessional standup comedians Carmen to stream” and was voted Harvard style of comedy. He recently Lynch and Gene Harding. They will be the #1 comedy album in debuted in the LA Comedy Festival performing after talented local comics 2017 by SiriusXM. and the Laughing Skull Festival. His warm up the stage at The BottleCap. Gene Harding per- acting credits include FOX’S America’s Carmen Lynch performs Thursday forms Thursday and Fri- Most Wanted and USA’s hit tv show and Friday, December 20th and 21st. day, December 27th and Burn Notice. Carmen is based in NYC and has 28th. Gene, a native New Doors open at 7:30 PM and Show- been featured on late-night shows in- Carmen Lynch Gene Harding Yorker, now resides in time is at 8:30. Seating is on a first ar- cluding The Late Show with Stephen South Florida. He was rival basis. For more information about Colbert, Conan, and The Late Show as in Spanish-speaking countries do- the official Comedian for the comedians and to purchase tickets with David Letterman. Carmen has ing standup in Spanish. Her comedy the 2011 Miami Dolphins season and ($15) visit www.comedykeywest.com. traveled extensively performing for the album “Dance Like You Don’t Need winner of the 2010 South Beach Com- Bottlecap is at 1128 Simonton Street troops in Iraq and Kuwait and as well the Money” was reviewed by The New edy Festival. Gene charms his audienc- in Key West. n

8 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 20-26, 2018 FLORIDA KEYS Giving Back with... XX Continued from page 4 KWAHS Presents Spectacular “deserving kids.” Hill, Strobele, and season, and to put a smile on a child’s Holiday Concert & Bazaar at Smith are all encouraging Key West res- face with a new bike for them to ride. idents to pitch in for this worthy cause. Hill encourages community members Custom House Museum “If you know of a deserving student who to “feel free to help out a student in is in need of a bicycle this holiday sea- need of a bike, and contribute to the Key West, Dec 12 son, please send me their name, sex, and happiness of teenagers in Key West.” parent’s phone number,” Hill says, or, If you are interested in contacting Locals and visitors alike can delight “If you have or know someone who has Robert Hill to donate a bicycle or in festive holiday spirit at Key West Art & a gently used bicycle which they would know of a youth who could use a bi- Historical Society’s Holiday Concert & like to donate, please contact me.” cycle, contact him before December Bazaar on Wednesday, December 19from The purpose of the holiday bike 25 at [email protected], robert.hill@ 5:00-9:00pm, happening on the sweep- drive is simply to give back to those in keysschools.com, or by calling (716)- ing porch and promenade of the Custom need, the true meaning of the holiday 400-4876. n House Museum, 281 Front Street. The immensely popular celebration, now in its Personal attack to escaping here every Dec for bond- third year, will feature some of Key West’s XX Continued from page 2 ing time with my son, doing fun stuff. finest artisans, musicians and choirs, food Last week, I noticed them looking and libations, free entrance to the muse- bodyguard? Now my precious son at my jewelry rings and gold watch, um and its two stories of exhibits, anda is afraid to come back to his favorite it has been an onslaught of bullying dazzling holiday light show. place on earth because of these people? since. I shouldn’t have to take my lim- The opulent Bazaar offers gift shoppers The magnificent four-story ‘architec- They launch into personal attacks on ited vacation time to report them or a trove of options to choose from, includ- tural crown jewel’ of Key West, the innocent people here on vacation? even think about them, but it hasn’t ing handcrafted jewelry, clothing, textiles, Custom House Museum, is to serve I am on chemo and look forward changed, it has only gotten worse. n home décor, fine art and fine art photog- as the canvas for a spectacular hol- raphy, confections, stationary, and other iday light show presented by Key West High School’s ‘Conch 5 Stu- tempting delights from area artisans and dios’ students at the Wednesday, De- Miles Mancuso Band at the Hog’s vendors, with First State Bank on hand to cember 19, Key West Art & Historical Breath Saloon provide mobile ATM services. Society Holiday Concert & Bazaar. Key West Art & Historical Society’s the Florida Keys and the Monroe Coun- The Miles Mancuso plays the band, singing, playing guitar and key- Holiday Concert & Bazaar is one of try Tourist Development Council. Hog’s Breath Saloon’s outdoor stage, boards. He is considered one of the many festive events taking place during For more information contact Society Dec. 31 – Jan. 5 – 9pm – 1am. top 10 guitar prodigies in the world. Key West Holiday Fest, which runs Event Coordinator Danielle Holliday at Myles Mancusco is a nationally rec- He has been performing professional through December 31 and is presented [email protected] 305-295-6616 ognized prodigy who fronts his own since the age of 10. n in part by the Lodging Association of x 114. Your Museums. n Monday - Friday Two Course Menu Pick One Starter and One Entree + Half off Desserts $24.00 | 5 to 7PM *Not valid on holidays f i n e d i n i n g at t h e

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9 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 20-26, 2018 FLORIDA KEYS Duval Square Mall Key West Art & Christmas & Hanukkah Historical Society Decorating Contest Distinguished Speaker Winners Announced Series guest Fred L. Borch to share insights on “The Lincoln Assassination and the Florida Keys”

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On Thursday, December 20, Key West Art & Historical Society Judges Larry Blackburn & Dotti Clifford welcomes Distinguished Speaker Series guest Fred L. Borch to the Custom House Museum, 281 Front Street. His 6:00pm presentation, “The Lincoln Assassination and the Florida Keys,” provides insights into the murder of the 16th President of the United States and the imprison- ment of four of the accused at Fort Jefferson in the Dry Tortugas. Key West Art & Historical Society A retired Army officer and lawyer, welcomes Distinguished Speak- er Series guest Fred L. Borch on Rent Key West vacations & Beach Club brokers. Borch is currently Regimental His- Thursday, December 20 at the torian and Archivist for the Army Custom House Museum. Key West, Dec 14 the gingerbread men at Origami, hand- Judge Advocate General’s Corps, the made and hand painted. The judges of only full-time military legal histori- sentation tickets are $5 for KWAHS The winners of the Duval Square the contest were Fantasy Fest King Lar- an in the U.S. Government. He was members, $10 for non-members, Mall Christmas & Hanukkah Dec- ry Blackburn and Dotti Clifford. a consulting historian for the 2010 and are available at kwahs.org, click orating Contest are 1st – Overall – Duval Square Mall is located at 1075 dramatic film “The Conspirator,” ‘tickets.” Early ticket purchase is Headlines Hair Designs & Nails; 2nd Duval Street, Key West, and includes a directed by Robert Redford, and ap- recommended. Sponsored by the – Creativity – Origami Restaurant; and variety of commercial businesses and pears in the 2011 documentary film, Helmerich Trust, Southernmost Judges Award – Rent Key West Vaca- restaurants. Residents and tourists are “The Conspirator: Mary Surratt and Beach Resort, and the State of Flor- tions & Beach Club Brokers. Many of asked to enjoy the creative decorations, the Plot to Kill Lincoln,” directed by ida Division of Cultural Affairs. For the decorations are handmade, with while patronizing the merchants at Du- Tom Jennings. more information, contact Danielle the nutcracker men at Headlines and val Square Mall. n Distinguished Speaker Series pre- Holliday at 305-295-6616 x 114. n

10 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 20-26, 2018 UPPER KEYS Seafaring Supplies to ‘Anchor’ Dan Harvey At the Big Pine Nautical Expo Jan. 12-13 Hog’s Breath The Dan Harvey will be stopping by the anglers, kayakers, paddleboarders, gear, boating supplies and unique Hog’s Breath Saloon’s outdoor stage Dec. 31 – underwater enthusiasts and every- nautical-themed wares. Jan. 5, 9 pm – 1 am. one who enjoys the Keys’ subtropi- Vendors also are to offer arts and Dan Harvey’s high-energy show, keep audi- calseafaring environment. crafts, clothing, jewelry, home dé- ence members on their feet and a drink in their Scheduled for 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. cor, casual food andbeverages. hand, so expect an exciting week of music at both days, the maritime marketplace Other attractions at the fami- the Hog’s Breath Saloon. Big Pine Key, Dec 11 is held on the grounds of the Lower ly-friendly event include live mu- With more than a 1,000 song set list, he is Keys Chamber of Commerce, mile sic provided by favorite local and sure to know your favorite sing along. It’s the Fans of Florida Keys boating, marker 31 oceanside on Big Pine regional entertainers. Raffle give- perfect blend of 80s, 90s Rock that will leave fishing and diving can find goods Key. Admission and parking are free. aways are scheduled throughout you wanting more. and supplies for their watersports Organizers expect about 90 ven- the weekend, providing additional His musical talent earned him the opportu- pursuits at the 15th annual Big Pine dors to be on hand offering goods opportunities for nautical buffs to nity to travel and play on Six Man Cruises with & Lower Keys Nautical Expo set for for water-based activities of virtu- acquire great gear. such bands as Lynyrd Skynyrd, Zac Brown, and Saturday and Sunday, Jan. 12-13. ally all descriptions. Among the Proceeds from the enticing expo Sister Hazel. When combined with his highly The open-air expo is designed to items typically available are dive benefit the Lower Keys Chamber of talented band members, the Dan Harvey Band appeal to visiting and local sailors, and snorkel equipment, fishing Commerce. n is not a show to be missed. n

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11 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 20-26, 2018 UPPER KEYS Project Starts Tuesday to repair three County Parks on Big Pine Key with Hurricane Irma Damage

during its repairs. Work includes re- placing boundary fencing as well as fencing for the skate park, basketball courts and baseball fields. Please be pa- tient during the closures and stay out of construction zones for your safety. “It is our intention to get these parks back up and running as soon as possible to get athletic and recreation- al activities safely resuming for the community,” Monroe County Project Manager Keith Bring said. “Other re- Big Pine Key, Dec 10 pairs are continuing with all Monroe County parks as needed.” A Monroe County project will In addition to the fencing project, start Tuesday to repair three parks utilities are being assessed at all three Big damaged by Hurricane Irma on Big Pine Key parks and at Veteran’s Park at Pine Key. The $579,000 project will Watson Field on Big Pine Key was badly damaged after Hurricane Irma the west end of the Seven Mile Bridge. replace fencing at Watson Field Park, in 2017. Repairs to the fencing at three Big Pine Key parks, Watson Field, Monroe County also is working on Big Pine Community Park and Blue Big Pine Community Park and Blue Heron Park, start this week. Aerial a project to repair the lighting at Harry photos from Monroe County Project Management of each park with the Heron Park. Harris Park in Tavernier and the Big colored outlines of where the new fencing will be installed. The work will begin with Watson Pine Key parks. Field Park (30150 South Street), fol- on Park (30451 Lytton’s Way). Con- for FEMA reimbursement from hurri- The County is working methodical- lowed by Big Pine Community Park struction is expected to be completed cane disaster funding. ly to ensure all requirements are met (31009 Atlantis Drive) and Blue Her- in April 2019. The project is eligible Each park will close periodically for FEMA reimbursement. n Tropical Tiki twist being offered at Islamorada’s Amara Cay Resort and Postcard Inn Beach Resort & Marina

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Rainbow, and more. The evening in- tersperses these show tunes with her personal stories (and a little name dropping). Hopes and fear, triumphs and challenges. The evening will sur- prise and move you. Terri White ‘On Broadway’ runs Like most folks who move to Dec 27 – 31 at 7pm in the Little Room Key West, Terri White has a history. Jazz Club, located at 821 Duval Street. Hers just happens to be on Broadway. Doors open at 6pm for the 7pm show. Obie-Award-winner-Broadway-hoofer Tickets are $35 general admission and kind of history. $45 reserved seating (with special New “We say it all the time,” says Fringe Year’s Eve pricing). Seating is limited President Janet Bengel, “We are just so Terri White singing in AMERICAN Music director and pianist Megan so advanced ticket purchase is encour- SHOWSTOPPERS: AN EVENING Clay joins Terri on stage as they rec- aged. Tickets are available online at blessed to have so much talent here in OF CY COLEMAN in NY Photo: Terri Key West. And that is especially true White in Follies reate Terri’s favorite tunes from Follies, www.fringetheater.org or by calling with Terri White.” Barnum, Aiin’t Misbehavin’, Finian’s 305-731-0581. n Terri was raised by showbiz folks But in 2008, life took a turn that and was performing professionally by eventually found Terri White “down the time she was eight years old. She’s and out” in Key West. Terri worked as worked with Tommy Tune, winning server and singer at the local piano bar. an Obie under his direction. She un- “Personally, it was a wonderful time in derstudied Nell Carter in the original my life. I met a lot of dear people – in- production of Ain’t Misbehavin, then cluding my wife,” Terri shares, “but I replaced Carter in the revival. She thought I was washed up professionally stayed busy with the Nunsense fran- – done with Broadway.” Two years later chise with Rue McClanahan. She per- she had earned a nomination for both formed beside Glenn Close in Barnum the Outer Critics Circle and the Drama and Liza Minelli at Radio City Hall. Desk Awards for Finian’s Rainbow. The New York Times review more than “Theater life ain’t for sissies,” Terri once singled Terri out for mention. jokes.

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characters. As a lovable “ordinary Drago is “raw”, huge and incredibly One can see “Creed II” as either man” from Philadelphia, the underdog strong. But Adonis can’t let go; he feels popcorn entertainment or the con- boxer with a big heart(full of plain and his legacy is at stake, but more to the tinuation of a hero story. Fortunate- witty observations), no other character point it is Creed’s ego and wanting to ly, Rock still has folksy wisdom to is quite like Rocky, who is common yet be powerful. dispense and as a character who still quirky in his no nonsense honesty all Adonis wants Rocky to be his train- throws a ball against a wall as a ges- at once. er once more, but the now wiser man ture of security, there is comfort and In “Creed II” Rock is back and he reluctantly says no, after all Apollo satisfying nostalgia in his hesitant doesn’t disappoint in this, incredibly, died in his arms. smile. Like John Wayne’s personas of Creed II his eighth film appearance. Yes, the plot is quite simple, this long ago, there is a joyous spark in Here Adonis Creed (Michael B. Jor- is an underdog story once more, but Rocky Balboa’s lasting existence, very dan) is deeply offended when it comes the joy and thrill comes from the cin- much like a friend. n to his attention that Viktor Drago ematic spirit of these characters, in- (Florian Munteanu) is baiting him to cluding Apollo (Carl Weathers) which Suspiria by ridiculing his late father, Apollo. remain intact. The belittling eats at him so much that This is an affecting film. More than he can’t think or rest. once, my eyes watered at the sight of He confronts Rocky about the pub- kids running up the art museum steps Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stal- lic derision and the offer of a fight with and posing at the Rocky statue, so lone) is one of cinema’s most beloved Drago. Rocky advises him to let go. nostalgic are those images to me. But emotional it is also to hear Rocky tell Adonis about the day he proposed to his love Adrian: I asked her, “would Dario Argento’s cult film “Sus- she mind being married to me very piria” (1977) is a pop art tour de much.” Rocky’s unsophisticated glib- force for its wonderfully vivid satu- ness is very appealing in spite of itself. rated lighting and its bold color. In Oddly it has a charisma and a rhythm its kitschy pedestrian dialogue and all its own. its gore that resembles thick acrylic Better yet, the film takes its time in paint it is a product of its time and revealing feelings and events. We know almost an Andy Warhol period piece. Adonis, we feel Rocky and we sense It also owes a smidgeon to “The Ex- the ghost of Apollo Creed. orcist” with its eerie tubular bells Even Dolph Lundgren is here as the track and its sweet faced heroine unsympathetic Ivan Drago, but every Susie (Jessica Harper). The original hero needs a villain. film is a classic for its bold design The fight sequences (if a bit familiar) and its deadpan delivery. are still suspenseful, visceral and hard Now here is Luca Guadagnino’s re- to watch but this is not the heart of the make of the film based on Argento’s film. This is a story about Ego between screenplay. generations and family battles. Jordan Dakota Johnson takes on the role is hypnotic yet again in this film and of the iconic Susie Bannion that as an actor, his presence fills the screen. Harper made so recognizable. Fear In several frames his large rippling, not. There are no falling sheets of muscular back has a Pop Art glare and maggots or stubborn vampire bats as rote as they seem, even the training to be seen. But get ready, there are scenes have pull. other frights, mostly in the realm of As a husband to Bianca (Tessa Thomp- body horror. son) we watch as Adonis transforms from It is 1977 in Berlin. Patricia (Chloë a self-absorbed fighter into a father. Grace Moretz) can’t sleep, so she resolves

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Emotion on Demand Say What? Dear Short Answers: Dear Short Answers: Both of my parents recently passed away at the age For the past 25 years I have pretty much spent all my of 92 and 96. They had wonderful lives, weren’t too time (and money) raising my three kids. I certain- sick and raised a large and pretty normal family. I ly don’t regret it for a minute but I’m definitely glad didn’t make a big deal of their passing but I’ve men- that they are grown up and on their own. So I was tioned it to a few people who are appalled that I surprised when my oldest daughter told me that she seem to be taking this so calmly. First, there ain’t was pregnant and that she “expected” me to help raise nothing I can do about this. And her child (she is not married although second, we’re all going to die and I she is living with the father). I’m not can only hope that my passing is as sure what this means but I definite- easy as my parents. Is there a snappy ly do not plan to be an on-call, 24- retort that I can give to the people hour a day baby sitter. I’ve tried to who seem to think that I must be an explain this to my daughter but she uncaring, selfish lout if I don’t break gets hysterical and claims that raising down into tears when I talk about grandkids is just as much my respon- my parents’ deaths? sibility as raising kids. I don’t know where she got this idea but I’m not Not Grieving P A U L A F O R M A N Dear Not: and J E F F J O H N S O N sure what to do. Do I need to make We think you have remarkable my position clearer NOW or should perspective. You owe no one tears nor explana- I just wait until the baby is born and make sure that tion. Perhaps you can say something benign like I’m not available to help “raise” her child? ” what is, is….” Grandma-to-Be Addicts and the People Dear Grandma: Who Love Them Tell her frequently and often and right NOW that you are no longer on duty and that you will visit only Dear Short Answers: as the spirit moves you. I have a really close friend who is dating a drug ad- dict. In fact, they are living together. My friend keeps asking me what to do and I try not to give advice Simple Addition Dear Short Answers: because I don’t want to get into the middle of their Why are gay men so much more attractive than very bad relationship. At least it seems pretty bad to straight men? me. Should I support my friend and help him dump DJM his drug addict boyfriend? Or should I stay out of it and let them figure it out for themselves? Dear DJM: Concerned Grooming+Fitness+Fashion = Attractive. Noth- Dear Concerned: ing to do with gay or straight. Your friend is 50% owner of this relationship. He got in in it for reasons you may not understand and Life is complicated. “Short Answers” isn’t. he will have to find his way out — if he wants to.

Send questions Konk [email protected] or go to shortanswers.net—a psychologist and sociologist will answer. A selection of the best questions will be printed every week in Konk Life.

18 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 20-26, 2018 THEATER REVIEW Tony award winning PETER AND THE STARCATCHER now at the Waterfront Playhouse Joanna Brady of Konk Life raves “A terrific production that captures the holiday spirit, glittering with a sprinkle of magic that reaches out to capture our spirit of oneness with the universe!” its treasure for his own – the journey quickly becomes a thrilling adventure. Peter and the Starcatcher uses in- genious stagecraft and the theatrical styles of Story Theater to create a world where anything is possible! Based on the novel by Dave It pushes the limitless possibilities Barry and Ridley Pearson, this rollick- of our imagination to bring the story ing tale upends the century-old story to life including a dynamic cast who of how a miserable orphan comes to portray over 100 characters! be The Boy Directed by Who Would Managing Ar- Not Grow Up. tistic Director From maraud- Tom Thay- ing pirates and er, technical jungle tyrants direction by to unwilling Michael Boy- comrades and er, lighting unlikely he- designed by roes, Peter and Kim Hanson, the Starcatch- costume de- er playfully sign by Mary explores the Folio of the depths of greed Walnut Street and despair and the bonds of friend- Theatre, and stage managed by Tr- ship, duty and love. ish Manley, this wildly theatrical A young orphan, and his mates, are adaptation of Dave Barry and Rid- shipped off from Victorian England ley Pearson’s best-selling novels, was to a distant island ruled by the evil written by Rick Elice, with music by King Zarboff. They know nothing of Wayne Barker. the mysterious trunk in the captain’s **SUNDAY MATINEE ADDED cabin, which contains a precious, oth- DECEMBER 30, 2:00!** erworldly cargo. At sea, the boys are Children and students tickets are just discovered by a precocious young girl $30 Appropriate for the entire family named Molly, a Starcatcher-in-train- Tickets available at www.water- ing who realizes that the trunk’s pre- frontplayhouse.org or at 305-294- cious cargo is “starstuff”, a celestial 5015. In addition to our discounted substance so powerful that it must Friday nights, there will be ticket deals never fall into the wrong hands. When available throughout the run. Keep an the ship is taken over by pirates – led eye on the Waterfront’s website, as well by the fearsome Black Stache, a villain as our Facebook, Twitter and Insta- determined to claim the trunk and gram pages for more info. n

19 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 20-26, 2018 I N T H E K E Y S F L O R I D A K E Y S S P C A

guy who was looking for a companion, n Rescue Tails not only at home but who could also join him at work. Lucas and Within a few days, Lucas was set- tling in. Updates and pictures showed us a happy dog. Marcus on the other Marcus hand, was having a harder time. His adopter was concerned because he wasn’t eating and “just didn’t seem BY TAMMY FOX-ROYER Executive Director Florida Keys SPCA happy” After several conversations, it was decided that he should come back to the shelter. This adopter’s compas- When two dogs come into sion, sensitivity, and generosity to- the shelter together, it presents a di- wards Marcus was impressive. Though lemma. Should we try to place them her family loved him and were already together, or can we separate and attached to him, her primary concern adopt individually? Sometimes it’s was what was best for him. We are so obvious two dogs need to stay togeth- grateful to her for putting his well-be- er, especially when they have been ing ahead of anything else! lifelong friends. Other times, dogs It didn’t take long before someone can benefit from a life apart, allowing came along who was looking for a each a more independent life. Every small dog to be a friend for their lit- dog is different and we try to figure tle female dog, Phoebe. That seemed a out what’s kindest and most humane. perfect situation for Marcus, since he (If only we could ask them what they seemed benefit from the company of would prefer!) another dog. At first, the dogs had to Lucas and Marcus were two young figure out who and what belonged to dogs brought to us when their peo- whom, but because the adopters took ple moved. Of course, at first they things slowly and helped the dogs by were afraid. We set them up together providing good management, it didn’t because it was obvious they relied on take long for a new friendship to blos- each other for comfort. Clearly, they som. Marcus was eating, playing and had not been apart before, judging by adjusting well. the desperate screams and screeches This was a perfect example of when separated even for a few min- finding a home that works for both utes. We hoped someone might come the family and the dog -- always our along who was looking for two dogs. goal. Marcus’s first family was kind As time passed, we realized we should and loving, but Marcus, for whatev- begin the separation process. The first er reason, needed something differ- step placed Lucas and Marcus in side- ent. Nobody failed, it just wasn’t the by-side kennels, with time together ev- right match. And good matches are ery day in the play yards. Over time, what we want for all our animals and they made new friendships with other our adopters! dogs, becoming less attached to one Lucas and Marcus have taken very another, and so we began taking appli- different paths to good lives, and we cations on each dog. us. Marcus went to a very kind family out Lucas and wanted what was in his are grateful to each of the families who Fortunately both dogs got adopt- who were grieving their little dog who best interest, but were also excited and made this happen. We hear there may ed at about the same time, making it had recently passed. They were con- eager to have another dog join their be some play dates in the future for emotionally easier on them AND on cerned about how he would do with- family. Lucas was adopted by a great these two friends. n

20 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 20-26, 2018 THEATER REVIEW WITH BELLS ON Continues the Holiday Laughs at the Red Barn

ing its American premiere here in Key ter Christopher Peterson, who has “What appeals to me the most,” West, continues its run this week at outdone himself with the staging, Peterson said, “is that the play brings the Red Barn, 319 Duval Street in Key makeup and costumes. together two of my most favorite West. The story’s a simple one: Ted things in Key West: nervous men and Called “…side-splitting….truly (Bearden) is a short, recently-di- drag queens.” (Big laugh) “And how a one of the funniest plays I’ve seen vorced, nerdy accountant. Natasha friendship can come out of something in a long time…” by critic Joanna (Gerrald) is a six-foot-seven-inch as strange as two completely different Brady, the Christmas season offer- drag queen decked out in her Christ- kinds of people thrown together in a ing that opens the Red Barn’s 39th mas best on her way to (hopefully) weird situation.” season stars Don Bearden and Trey winning the Mary Christmas Queen The audiences so far apparently Gerrald as two very mismatched peo- pageant at a club downtown. They agree whole-heartedly. With critics and audiences ple trapped in a stalled elevator. The both step into the elevator in their The play runs Tuesdays to Saturdays alike raving about it, “With Bells On”, show is further enhanced by direc- apartment building, and in the through January 5th. All curtains are the very funny and spirited play enjoy- tion and costuming from drag mas- course of riding down 14 floors, the at 8 pm. Tickets can be purchased at elevator suddenly gets stuck. Hilarity redbarntheatre.com/tickets or by call- ensues. ing the Box Office at 305-296-9911. n

“Trey Gerrald and Don Bearden star in the very funny WITH BELLS ON at the Red Barn through January 5th.” 21 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 20-26, 2018 IN COMMUNITY Gildea Gallery / Small Painting Exhibition By Guy deboer

22 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 20-26, 2018 WHAT'S HAPPENING Key West Burlesque Music Schedule Happy Hour series will present Lar- and Sidebar Present SALUTE ry Smith, keybds., Christine Cor- done, vocals, Joe Dallas, bass, skippo On Saturday December 22nd @5 drums & special guest from Har- pm, the CRZBs Consort (instrumental) risburg, PA., Mr. Bill Perbetsky on Backroom Burlesque band plays Salute restaurant, on the sun- trumpet. set patio at Higgs Beach. They appear Key West, Dec 5 This extraordinary talent lineup will again, two days later for Christmas Eve, do a wide array of jazzy tunes, with a Monday the 24th, @6pm at Blue Heav- Key West Burlesque and Side- special emphasis on seasonal holiday en. Featuring Joe Dallas- acoustic bass, bar present a new weekly show! Back- melodies. For more info, call the Gar- Mark Rose- saxes/flute, Chris Burchard- room Burlesque, a Classic Revue, dens at 294-2661. premieres Friday December 28th and guitar, & skippo- drums, the Consort Saturday December 29th in the Back- will perform a mix of classic jazz, funk/ room at Sidebar & Aqua Nightclub. fusion, Brazilian, plenty of originals , & Key West Burlesque has always some Metheney, Herbie, Chick, Jarrett, been known for their large scale pro- & Scofield tunes. Call 292-1117 for ductions, usually releasing every other more info. month, but these weekly shows pres- ent the opportunity for visitors and locals alike to catch a burlesque pro- duction every Friday and Saturday! The Conch Republic’s Queen of Burlesque, Tatah Dujour, and drag sensation, Chief Peach, alongside the At Virgilio’s Key West Burlesque dancers, take to the stage to premiere their newest At Virgilio’s on Christmas Day, weekly show, which will run at 8PM Tuesday the 25th, from 9 PM, Tom on Friday and two shows, 8PM And Taylor, guitar & vocals, Marty Stone- 10PM, on Saturday. Backroom Bur- 10PM on Saturday (for the late night ly, flute & saxes, & skippo on drums, lesque features a rotating cast of weekly Revue). Tickets are available by call- will entertain with rock & pop classics guest performers including Sofia Luna, ing and reserving at 305-294-0555. Gardens Hotel from the 70’s up to the present. Vir- Aurora Natrix, and Cheeky Derrière. Sponsored in part by the Mon- gilio’s is on Appelrouth Lane, behind Doors open at 7:30PM, shows roe County Tourist Development On Sunday December 23rd. LaTrat restaurant, 524 Duval. Call start at 8PM on Friday and 8PM And Council. n @5pm, the Gardens Hotel Jazz 296-1075 for more info. n

23 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 20-26, 2018 WHAT'S HAPPENING JJ Grey Returns to Key West with Full Band, JJ Grey & Mofro Rams Head Promotions hosts JJ Grey & Mofro at Sunset Green Event Lawn on December 29th, 2018 as part of Grey’s New Years Eve tour hip-hop inflections Green Event Lawn on December 29th, on “A Night to Re- making this the last concert of 2018 for member”). Merg- Rams Head Presents-Key West. ing these tradi- Sunset Green Event Lawn is a new tions, and working multipurpose event lawn situated be- with a blue-collar tween 24 North and The Gates ho-tel’s From the days of playing greasy ethic that brooked on North Roosevelt Boulevard. The local juke joints to headlining major no bullshit, Grey venue can host over 1,000 concertgo- festivals, JJ Grey remains an unfet-te- began touring as ers, has multiple bars, a food truck, a red, blissful performer, singing with a Mofro in the late large parking lot behind the venue and blue-collared spirit over the bone-deep ‘90s, with back- the accessibility of two hotels just steps grooves of his compositions. His pres- beats that crossed away. Also accessi-ble by cab, Uber, and ence before an audience is something Steve Cropper with Lyft the entrance to Sunset Green Event startling and immediate, at times a Glory, and here he hits his mark. On George Clinton Lawn is impossible to miss. Tickets are funk rave-up, other times a sort of the new album, Grey and his current and a lyrical directness that made his avail-able at keywestconcertseries.com. mass-absolution for the mortal weak- Mofro lineup offer grace and groove debut LP Blackwater (2001) a call- Show Details nesses that make him and his audience in equal measure, with an easygoing ing-card among roots-rock aficiona- JJ Grey & Mofro human. When you see JJ Grey and his quality to the produc-tion that makes dos. Soon, he was expanding his tours Support: Soulixer band Mofro live—and you truly, abso- those beautiful muscular drum-breaks be-yond America and the U.K., play- Sunset Green Event Lawn | 3820 lutely must—the man is fearless. sound as though the band has set up in ing ever-larger clubs and eventually North Roosevelt Blvd| Key West, Onstage, Grey delivers his songs your living room. massive festivals, as his fan base grew FL | 33040 with compassion and a relentless hon- As a boy, Grey was drawn to coun- from a modest group of loyal initiates Saturday, December 29th, 2018 – esty, but perhaps not until Ol’ Glo- try-rockers, including Jerry Reed, and into something resembling a national Doors 6:00PM // Show 7:00 PM ry has a studio record captured the to Otis Redding and the other lu-mi- coalition. TICKETS fierceness and intimacy that defines a naries of Memphis soul; Run-D.M.C., JJ Grey will be doing a three show Available online at www.keywest- Grey live performance. “I wanted that meanwhile, played on repeat in the New Year’s Eve tour in South Florida, concertseries.com or at the Key West crucial lived-in feel,” Grey says of Ol’ parking lot of his high school (note the his second stop being Key West’s Sunset Theater box office at 512 Eaton St.n

24 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 20-26, 2018 TROPIC SPROCKETS Suspiria we are now under the weight of an The new “Suspiria” is more a XX Continued from page 16 administration that believes criticism Caligulan orgy, overwhelmed by pus- is an act that ruins lives. Point taken. tules and bloody flesh than the War- to seek the aid of Dr. Klemperer (Tilda hook, but somehow she carries on From the Pop of 1977 to the reality holian cabal where cadmium red once Swinton) who writes in his journal that dancing as usual. show order of 2018. splattered across the floor like a paint- the poor girl suffers from delusions. In some ways this new version is Guadagnino should be rightly ap- ing by Jackson Pollock. n In flashbacks we see Susie sweat more philosophical than the original. plauded for his commentary, but with and sputter and knot her body all for The aspect of Third Reich guilt, pa- all of the screaming, wrenching and Write Ian at [email protected] the cause of Art or “Volk,” the dance ganism and the RAF-Meinof Group gore, a little goes a long way. company’s production under the black combined with black magic is very eyed stare of chain smoking instructor compelling. But these aspects seem in- (also played by Swinton, who inhab- cidental, almost anecdotal, and are not its three roles, including the fearsome fully explained. Mother Markos).The sheer amount of The core of the film focuses on co- smoking that goes on is malevolent vens and a variety of uncomfortable and comical. body transformations from neck and During one rehearsal, dancer Olga jaw wrenchings to abdominal tumors (Elena Fokina) rebels and attempts that border on disgust. to cause a ruckus. Unfortunately, The transformations are paired from this point on Olga experienc- with a fair amount of provocative es some shocking bodily occurrences dancing that never fails to intrigue. that defy description. In the midst of The rhythmic motion sequences alone these jarring sights, there is repeat- combined with Swinton herself (in an- ed mention of the Baeder Meinhof other weird outing) are two reasons to Group that led protests against con- see the film. Be vigilant for the sight of sumerism and Vietnam. Classmates Jessica Harper in cameo as Klemper- are disappearing. er’s wife Anke. Both Susie and her roommate Sara On the whole however, this hom- (Mia Goth) know things are very wrong age loses the minimalist punch of the but they are powerless to stop them, of- first film with its new Cronenberg ten distracted by rehearsal demands. terrors of mangled torsos, flaccid Susie sees a lot, including a hyp- flesh, putrid boils and incarnadine notized security guard whose penis is eviscerations. The beautiful satura- exposed to the delight of the instruc- tions of Argento are now the gray tors who tease his genitals with a meat monochromes of Berlin. In parallel,

25 www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 20-26, 2018 A beautifully restored Eyebrow house in the very heart of Old Town Key West

BY TERRY SCHMIDA KONK LIFE REAL ESTATE WRITER

As anyone who has ever at- tempted it will attest, it’s not an easy feat to completely restore a Key West Conch house from scratch. Enthusiasts may see such an under- taking as an adventure, or a labor of love. Many would-be residents, how- ever, quite rightly prefer the idea of moving into a grand old home that someone else has taken the time and effort to restore to its original glory. The gorgeous Eyebrow-style house at 906 Southard St. definitely fits into the latter category. Solidly constructed in 1874, this exceptional residence is one of a few remaining original eyebrow houses in Key West. Completely restored in this This gorgeous home, at 906 Southard St., has been restored to its former glory by a previous owner.Photo contributed century, this three-bedroom, three-bath tion plaque, and was featured on that County pine floors, walls and ceilings, perfect for events as intimate as a ro- home was recognized as a winner of a organization’s home tour that year. the 2,188 square-foot residence also mantic evening, or as ambitious as a 2009 Old Island Restoration Founda- Boasting much sought-after Dade offers a truly gourmet kitchen that’s large dinner party. With its six-burn-

KONK Life Real Estate • www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 2018 The expansive rear yard offers too many features to list! Photo contributed A covered outdoor dining area is the perfect place to have a Key West- style dinner party. Photo contributed

The spacious interior of the home offers plenty of Dade County pine. Each of the three large bedrooms has a beautiful ensuite bathroom. Photo contributed Photo contributed er Viking gas range and double oven, room offers a state-of-the-art, full- stone deck and river rock. The porches parking, and the covered carport and dual refrigerators, ice machine, wine sized washer and dryer. have been wired for sound, to facilitate rear storage shed, and you’ve got the cooler, cherry wood cabinets, Statu- Unique touches to the home include that perfect outdoor Key West party. complete package that is 906 South- ary Carrera marble slab countertops, gas entry lamps, and push-button light Heliconia and Royal Cuban palms ard St. and Blanco sink, this kitchen has all switches and dimmers. are among the mature landscaping in There’s even a powerful Briggs dining and/or entertaining possibili- Outside, the 4,596 square-foot lot is the garden, and are served by a zoned and Stratton whole house generator ties, covered. just as impressive. irrigation system. to ensure that the owner will always Each of the three large bedrooms The covered outdoor dining area Throw in the complete security have power, regardless of what nature feature luxurious ensuite Carrera mar- offers a great view of the large heated system, three-zone central air-condi- throws at Key West.. ble baths, and a convenient laundry pool, which is surrounded by a flag- tioning system, rare gated off street X Continued on next page

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KONK Life Real Estate • www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 2018 High ceilings and plenty of storage space are hallmarks of this fantastic house. Photo contributed

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Don’t delay. Make an appointment To schedule a showing, call Listing Agent to see this fantastic house today! Frank Kirwin, of Preferred Properties The elegant and desirable home at 906 Key West, at 305-304-5253, or email Southard St. is being offered for just him [email protected]. $2,745,000. [email protected] Life Real Estate • www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 2018 Featured Home Locations

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KONK Life Real Estate • www.konklife.com • DECEMBER 2018 Key West Association of REALTORS® keywestrealtors.org Phone (305) 296-8259 Fax (305) 296-2701 Listing Office Selling Office Sold Date List Price Sold Price Street # Street Name Year Built Style Total Beds Wtrfrnt MM Key West BHHS Knight & Gardner Realty BHHS Knight & Gardner Realty 31/10/18 $5,95,000.00 $5,60,000.00 1001 17th St 1968 Single Fam 3 No 4 Richard Padron And Assoc Century 21 Schwartz 08/11/18 $5,39,000.00 $5,25,000.00 181 Golf Club Dr 1996 Townhouse 3 No 4 Old Town Realty Buy The Keys 01/11/18 $3,25,000.00 $3,20,000.00 3635 Seaside Dr, #207 2000 Condo 2 No 3 Conch Realty Preferred Properties 05/11/18 $3,80,000.00 $3,70,000.00 3930 Roosevelt Blvd, #405 1991 Condo 3 No 3 Keller Williams KW Compass Ocean Sotheby's International 07/11/18 $8,94,000.00 $8,62,500.00 2907 Seidenberg Ave 1958 Single Fam 4 No 3 Truman & Co. Truman & Co. 31/10/18 $7,29,000.00 $7,10,000.00 2824 Flagler Ave 2016 Single Fam 3 No 2 Truman & Co. Truman & Co. 31/10/18 $11,95,000.00 $11,50,000.00 1500 Atlantic Blvd, #110 1986 Condo 2 Yes 2 Truman & Co. Bascom Grooms Real Estate 05/11/18 $7,19,000.00 $7,10,000.00 2836 Flagler Ave 2016 Single Fam 3 No 2 Truman & Co. Truman & Co. 31/10/18 $37,50,000.00 $34,00,000.00 626 William St 1938 Single Fam 6 No 1 BHHS Knight & Gardner Realty BHHS Knight & Gardner Realty 01/11/18 $900.00 $10,200.00 626 Josephine Parker Dr, #208 1996 Commercial 0 No 1 Preferred Properties Preferred Properties 01/11/18 $11,80,000.00 $10,34,000.00 1523 Washington St 1963 Single Fam 4 No 1 BHHS Knight & Gardner Realty BHHS Knight & Gardner Realty 01/11/18 $700.00 $15,600.00 626 Josephine Parker Dr, #206 1996 Commercial 0 No 1 Banyan Resort Realty Keys Commercial 05/11/18 $9,20,000.00 $8,87,500.00 726 Poor House Ln 1938 Single Fam 3 No 1 Coldwell Banker Schmitt Coldwell Banker Schmitt 09/11/18 $8,28,900.00 $7,62,500.00 5603 College Rd, A101 2000 Condo 2 Yes 5 At Home in Key West Keller Williams KW Compass 14/11/18 $5,29,000.00 $5,10,000.00 55 Spoonbill Way 1998 Townhouse 3 No 4 Ocean Sotheby's International Location 3 Real Estate 08/11/18 $2,74,900.00 $2,65,000.00 3255 Flagler Ave, #405 1997 Condo 2 No 3 Key West Luxury Real Estate BHHS Knight & Gardner Realty 09/11/18 $12,73,000.00 $12,10,000.00 520 William St 1933 Single Fam 3 No 1 Century 21 Schwartz Coldwell Banker Schmitt 09/11/18 $8,95,000.00 $8,60,000.00 1111 Watson St 1889 Single Fam 2 No 1 Keller Williams KW Compass Truman & Co. 13/11/18 $5,95,000.00 $5,50,000.00 1123 Whitehead St 1928 Duplex 2 No 1 Ocean Sotheby's International Ocean Sotheby's International 09/11/18 $4,75,000.00 $3,77,500.00 2240 Las Casitas Dr 1987 Townhouse 3 Yes 0 Coldwell Banker Schmitt Office Coastal Collection Real Estate Inc. 16/11/18 $2,69,000.00 $2,50,000.00 3228 Eagle 1988 Townhouse 2 No 4 Beach Club Brokers Truman & Co. 19/11/18 $5,75,000.00 $5,60,000.00 3410 Eagle 1953 Single Fam 3 No 4 BHHS Knight & Gardner Realty BHHS Knight & Gardner Realty 15/11/18 $2,99,000.00 $2,97,000.00 3144 Northside Dr 1991 Commercial 0 No 3 Barbara A. Anderson Realty Key West Properties 15/11/18 $5,49,000.00 $5,10,000.00 1413 12th St 1982 Single Fam 2 No 3 The K Company Realty LLC The K Company Realty LLC 19/11/18 $4,50,000.00 $4,50,000.00 2827 Staples 1958 Single Fam 4 No 3 Ocean Sotheby's International Key West Luxury Real Estate 20/11/18 $5,09,900.00 $4,99,000.00 1518 5Th 1968 Single Fam 3 No 3 BHHS Knight & Gardner Realty Outside Of MLS 21/11/18 $4,10,000.00 $3,65,000.00 3314 Northside Dr, #11 1985 Condo 3 No 3 Keller Williams KW Compass Coldwell Banker Schmitt 15/11/18 $4,99,000.00 $4,71,000.00 1901 Roosevelt Blvd, #103 N 1984 Condo 2 Yes 2 Coldwell Banker Schmitt Bascom Grooms Real Estate 21/11/18 $9,20,000.00 $8,90,000.00 1800 Atlantic Blvd, A303 1985 Condo 2 Yes 2 Coastal Collection Real Estate Inc. Keller Williams KW Compass 15/11/18 $4,99,000.00 $4,75,000.00 717 Fort 1933 Duplex 2 No 1 Preferred Properties Outside Of MLS 19/11/18 $10,99,000.00 $9,80,000.00 912 Truman Ave., #1 1899 Single Fam 4 No 1 Richard Padron And Associates Royal Palms Realty 19/11/18 $22,95,000.00 $20,00,000.00 908 Seminary 1943 Single Fam 4 No 1 Keller Williams KW Compass Keller Williams KW Compass 15/11/18 $23,95,000.00 $21,75,000.00 518 Emma 1995 Single Fam 4 No 0 Based on information from the KWAR MLS for Nov 8th, 2018 thru November 23rd, 2018

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