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SEASON 23, ISSUE 7: December 13th, 2012 The Rosedale Open homepage: http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~janbu/ropen.html

Contents ======1. Introduction 2. Broadcast messages 3. Apprentices discovered 4. League results 5. League tables 6. Scorer’s lists 7. Suspensions 8. GMs auction 9. Transferlist 10. Sale to non-league 11. Private trade 12. League matches next issue 13. the Rosedale Knockout 14. GM's ramble 15. List of addresses

1. Introduction

Here are the latest results!

The deadline for issue 8 is Friday January 4, at 21:30 CET.

Next issue, you send orders for: * match days 13 and 14 in the league (see section 12) * the quarter finals of the Rosedale Knockout (see section 13)

The home advantage has increased to 8 VP. The home team is listed first in the league schedule.

In addition, as always, you send coaching. Optionally, you can also discover talents and buy/sell players.

I will send out the teams your soon.

Refer to GM's ramble, section 14, for luck statistics.

2. Broadcast messages

Jed Stone, Frillby United: «Following Foxwood’s defeat by Saturday Morning, the sports headline of the Foxlayton Herald read:- ‘Foxwood fail again! Curse returns!’ In his book ‘History of Three Divisions’, Jack Lidgute, Football Historian, has the following to say about the ‘Foxwood Curse’. In the middle of Barkers Field just outside Foxlayton stood an old oak tree. In 1845 it was struck by lightning and split in two. Unfortunately the 15th Earl of Foxwood was sheltering under it at the time and was killed when a branch from the rendered tree fell on his head. His death at the age of 35 had two effects. His football mad son, Ernest, became 16th Earl and his wife, Gladys, went mad with grief and spent the next ten years in a Victorian loony bin. With the formation of the National League in the late 1860’s Earl Ernest formed ‘Foxwood’ with players from his estate, joined the League and transformed Barkers Field into the team’s Home ground. His mother, now living at the ancestral home and still batty as a box of badgers, was terribly upset about Barker’s Field. She appeared at the first home match dressed as a witch and began cursing the assembled multitude for playing football on her husband’s grave. (The Earl was in fact buried in the churchyard on the other side of the village but she wasn’t going to allow such a small fact spoil a good curse.) She reappeared at every home match and continued to curse Foxwood into an endless string of defeats. On her deathbed she cursed them to ‘fail forever’, which they have done magnificently. In their long history Foxwood have never won a title of any type and generally fail to string together a solid series of wins. Of course everyone knows that it’s all really down to bad management and poor player tactics. Curses are a load of rubbish….unless, of course, they do work!!!»

3. Apprentices discovered

None.

4. League results

Rosedale Premiership Match day 11 ======Desassossego Blues - Botanica 0 : 0 Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) A slight upper hand to the home team here, but also Botanica could have won both from normal play and from their missed penalty.

Ubermenschen - Feyenoord 1 : 1 Scorers: Schopenhauer (50.) ***Ivan Nielsen (48.) Booked: Schopenhauer ***--- Feyenoord are still undefeated after 11 rounds, but here they were quite lucky to save a point.

FC Asskickers - Currents of Space 1 : 0 Scorers: Sting (1.) ***--- Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Booked: --- ***Regelin dzu Coruthan FC Asskickers got their leading goal already in the first minute, but the match was fairly even. This catches the home team up to Feyenoord on points on top of the table, but they're still behind on goal difference.

Fantasy Finale - Serial Killers 2 : 1 Scorers: Renarin (61., 78.) ***--- Penalties: - ***1 Booked: Vin ***--- It took an hour before the home team scored, but they put on quite the solid performance here and had a comfortable control of the match.

Chicken Run - Erkrath Gladiators 2 : 0 Scorers: John Heitinga (51.) ***--- Penalties: 1 ***- Booked: --- ***Erwin A slow game that ended in the best team coming out victorious.

Fjortoft's Friends - St. Helens 3 : 1 Scorers: Takashi (8.) ***Justatry (77.) Penalties: 2 ***- Booked: --- ***Wearethechampions, iamtootired With a little help from the referee, Fjortoft's Friends claim two important points against St. Helens.

Rosedale Premiership Match day 12 ======

Desassossego Blues - Ubermenschen 1 : 1 Scorers: Ricardo Reis (78.) ***--- Penalties: - ***1 (1 missed) Booked: Ricardo Reis ***Kafka, Marx Both teams warmed up for the Henriksen derby with a 1-1 draw, and lo and behold, the derby ends 1-1 too.

Botanica - FC Asskickers 0 : 0 The home team was slightly stronger here, but FC Asskickers escaped with a draw.

Feyenoord - Fantasy Finale 0 : 0 Booked: Andre Bahia, Arie Oldenburg ***Dox, Kaladin A goalless draw that table toppers Feyenoord were closest to winning.

Currents of Space - Chicken Run 0 : 0 Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Sent off: Comporellon (71.) ***--- Booked: Hindmost, Keith Emerson ***Arya, John Heitinga A very even game with a deserved point for each club.

Serial Killers - Fjortoft's Friends 4 : 1 Scorers: Jimmy Maketta (45., 76.), Bobbie Joe Long (6.), Gong Runbo (28.) *** Iron-Maik (36.) Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Booked: --- ***Alex, Iron-Maik A solid win from the Serial Killers, although Fjortoft's Friends were closer than the scoreline indicates.

Erkrath Gladiators - St. Helens 1 : 2 Scorers: Erwin (33.) ***Justatry (17., 67.) Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Booked: --- ***comeletsplay A rather even game, but St. Helens successfully converted a small play advantage into a one goal win.

The Championship Match day 11 ======

Night Owls - Magical World 2 : 0 Scorers: Fighting Owl (36.), Pygmy Owl (23.) ***--- This game was much closer than the scoreline indicates, but Night Owls were better and defend their unbeaten home record in style.

WrapUp - Stars 0 : 0 Booked: What's up ***--- A slight upper hand to the visitors, but the home team escaped with a goalless draw.

Formula 1 Legends - Lake Tanganyika 4 : 0 Scorers: Bruno Senna (53.), Kimi Raikkonen (9.), Michael Schuhmacher (57.), Lewis Hamilton (5.) ***--- It turned out Formula 1 Legends were way too fast for their opponents here. Both teams had 14 points and were tied for top of the Championship, but Lake Tanganyika lose for the first time this season, and Formula 1 Legends get their sixth straight home win out of six home games.

Kremlin - Extreme 1 : 5 Scorers: Wasilly Protzky (65.) ***van Basten (25., 52., 66., 72.), Huistra (16.) Although Kremlin were much closer than the scoreline indicates, Extreme pulled ahead with a vengeance and while they kept up their unbeaten away record, Kremlin's unbeaten home record fell prey by four goals.

Dirigentia con Brio - Dummys 4 : 1 Scorers: Davis (42., 64.), V Aszkenazy (27.), Stefan Asbury (72.) ***Jan (71.) Booked: --- ***Homer Dirigentia con Brio claim a strong win and by that become the highest ranked Iris van der Laar club.

Madmartigan City - New Generation 3 : 3 Scorers: Caca (38., 67., 76.) ***Yoke (71.), Sleeve Placket (54.), Cuff (22.) Booked: --- ***Frumpish, Sleeve Placket Madmartigan City had most of the play here, but New Generation were efficient and managed to claim one of the points.

The Championship Match day 12 ======

Night Owls - WrapUp 3 : 0 Scorers: Fighting Owl (6.) ***--- Penalties: 2 ***- (1 missed) Sent off: --- ***My way (5.) Booked: Eagle Owl, Lost owl ***Don't touch Night Owls pull off an impressive double win weekend and suddenly are just fine in the fight to avoid relegation from the Championship.

Magical World - Formula 1 Legends 0 : 6 Scorers: --- ***Bruno Senna (38., 78.), Michael Schuhmacher (9., 90.), Kimi Raikkonen (48.), Stefan Vettel (34.) Formula 1 Legends storm ahead, further securing their first place. It looks hard for the others to compete with them, but there are still ten matched s to play for every club.

Stars - Kremlin 0 : 0 Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Sent off: --- ***Plato (51.) Booked: Mirfak, Polaris, Rasalhague ***Assassination Attempt Stars hard the upper hand here, especially after Plato's red card, but Kremlin saved one point.

Lake Tanganyika - Dirigentia con Brio 0 : 0 Booked: Goudvis, M Auratus ***Karl Bohm Lake Tanganyika were best here, but missed the opportunity to reclaim the top Iris mantle from Dirigentia con Brio.

Extreme - Madmartigan City 1 : 0 Scorers: van Basten (8.) ***--- Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) Sent off: Lap (84.) ***--- Booked: Vd Brom ***Madman, WoWo van Basten secured the home win with an early goal.

Dummys - New Generation 7 : 1 Scorers: Jan (9., 40., 79.), Teun (3., 27., 44.), Willem (12.) ***Frumpish (85.) Booked: --- ***Voguish New Generation were much closer than it seems, but Dummys were indeed the stronger team and claimed a solid win.

Division 1 Match day 11 ======

Tamriel Athletic - Valiant City 2 : 0 Scorers: Nash gro-Shug (33.), Wrath Farseer (19.) ***--- Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Tamriel Athletic took control with two goals in the first half, and although Valiant City had their chances, they never managed to score.

Twin Peaks Owls - Oaks 2 : 1 Scorers: Shelly Johnson (30.), Philip Jeffries (58.) ***Bireme (54.) The definite top match of the round with number one and two facing off. With the home crowd backing, Twin Peaks took the lead in the first half, and promptly took the lead again once Oaks equalised.

Parsifal - Queen 1 : 0 Scorers: Zipollo (44.) ***--- A solid win from Parsifal lets them claim the second place from Oaks.

Slartibartfast FC - Love Songs 1 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Feel the Love (51.) Penalties: 1 ***- (1 missed) Booked: --- ***You raise me up Love Songs had a slight upper hand here, but have to share the points since they missed their penalty.

ENPS - Make or Break 0 : 0 ENPS were unbeaten at home before this match and remain so after a goalless draw.

Ergodic Theorems - The Scientists 1 : 0 Scorers: Householder (3.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Dalton It was actually the visiting Scientists who were stronger here, but Ergodic Theorems got lucky and claimed the win.

Division 1 Match day 12 ======

Tamriel Athletic - Twin Peaks Owls 3 : 2 Scorers: Torolf (22., 27., 31.) ***Sam Stanley (74.), The Giant (3.) In the 12th round comes the first defeat of table toppers Twin Peaks Owls. A great result from Tamriel Athletic.

Valiant City - Parsifal 1 : 3 Scorers: Donna Dominator (62.) ***Zipollo (1.), Sleire (89.), A. Attema (46.) Parsifal took the lead already in the first minute and managed to hang on to the lead despite Valiant City putting up a serious challenge.

Oaks - Slartibartfast FC 3 : 0 Scorers: Pawneese (25., 78.), Bridget (68.) ***--- A solid win from Oaks means they're still well on track for promotion.

Queen - ENPS 0 : 1 Penalties: - ***1 Booked: Liar, Nicolai Naess ***Marco Wielemakers, Mark Hecker Despite an upper hand for Queen, it was ENPS who claimed both points in this Post derby.

Love Songs - Ergodic Theorems 0 : 0 Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) Booked: Feel the Love, You raise me up ***--- The home team was somewhat better, but a draw was pretty fair.

Make or Break - The Scientists 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Watt (70.) Booked: Gersterbrot ***--- A solid game from the Scientists bring them both points here.

Division 2 Match day 11 ======

Cosmopolitan - Suginami Bad Boys 3 : 0 Scorers: Pastry (46.), Wax (4.), Delight (39.) ***--- A solid win for Cosmopolitan, putting table toppers Frock Frogs under pressure .

Sjokoladen BK - Springfield United 3 : 0 Scorers: Oh Henry (19.), Butterfinger (39.), York (25.) ***--- A very slow game, but somehow Sjokoladen managed to score three times anyway.

Lunar Sea - Stadium Dreams 4 : 1 Scorers: Elara (62., 80.), Bianca (14., 34.) ***Britannia Stadium (8.) Stadium Dreams took an early lead by way of a goal from Britannia Stadium, but Lunar Sea turned it around forcefully and won by three.

Car Park Rangers - Gamblers United 1 : 0 Scorers: Teen Titans (15.) ***--- Penalties: - (2 missed) ***- (1 missed) Booked: Mr. Xavier ***--- After a flurry of missed penalties, the team with the lone goal from normal play won.

Thinkers FC - Jirs Park Rangers 2 : 0 Scorers: Bertrand Russell (15.), Jean Paul Sartre (62.) ***--- Booked: Banach-Tarski ***Yhloron Thinkers are still unbeaten at home after six home games with another fine win. I wonder what Banach-Tarski was up to when he got booked...

Jirs Nightmare County - Frock Frogs 0 : 2 Scorers: --- ***The Scotsman (65.), Kermit (85.) Jirs Nightmare County were undefeated at home before this match, and also table toppers Frock Frogs struggled to score. They did manage to get two in the end, but that was rather lucky on their part.

Division 2 Match day 12 ======

Cosmopolitan - Sjokoladen BK 1 : 0 Scorers: Pastry (57.) ***--- An almost exactly even game, with Sjokoladen actually the tiny bit ahead, but it was the home team that pulled ahead to a one goal win.

Suginami Bad Boys - Lunar Sea 0 : 2 Scorers: --- ***Rosalind (13.), Dione (17.) Lunar Sea scored two early goals, then successfully defended that lead until the end. They thus become the first team to beat Suginami Bad Boys away this season.

Springfield United - Car Park Rangers 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Magneto (73.) Booked: --- ***Wolverine Springfield United were the stronger team here, but Magneto scored the game's only goal and secured both points for Car Park Rangers.

Stadium Dreams - Thinkers FC 2 : 7 Scorers: Selhurst Park (62.), Ashton Gate (87.) ***Baruch Spinoza (32., 57.), Bertrand Russell (7., 15.), Albert Camus (44., 71.), Banach-Tarski (20.) A very entertaining spectacle that was far more even than the scoreline indicates, but the best team won out in the end.

Gamblers United - Jirs Nightmare County 4 : 6 Scorers: Rudy Runquick (44., 53.), Connie Confronter (23.), Adrian Adaptable (38.) ***Daloron (43., 73.), Ebloron (85.), Efloron (76.), Deloron (44.), Diloron (64.) Sent off: Windy Widerunner (32.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Deloron Jirs Nightmare County secure a deserved win to stay on track in the battle for promotion.

Jirs Park Rangers - Frock Frogs 0 : 2 Scorers: --- ***Ophelia (24.), Henriette (27.) A rather comfortable victory for the Frock Frogs here.

Division 3 Match day 11 ======

Frillby United - the Professors of Jazz 0 : 3 Scorers: --- ***Count Basie (22.), Thelonius Monk (70.), Louis Armstrong (26.) Booked: Alan Misak, Andrew Skellon ***--- Another solid away game from Professors of Jazz - it seems a trend in Division 3 that top teams may lose at home, but they're undefeated away.

Yamagata Old Boys - Duckburg City 7 : 0 Scorers: Tom Katt (51., 64., 90.), Abel C. Mann (19., 36.), Di Layta (61.), Fran Chaize (82.) ***--- No problems for homestrong Yamagata here.

Song of Ice and Fire - Castaway 5 : 1 Scorers: Ned Stark (6., 12.), Stannis Baratheon (66.), Jon Snow (15.), Barristan Selmy (37.) ***Phuket (18.) Booked: Melisandre of Asshai ***--- A top match where Song of Ice and Fire closed the two point gap and passed their opponents on goal difference.

Insomniacz S-Pulse - pirxy 2 : 1 Scorers: Alessandro Nesta (12.) ***Henryk Hutnik (64.) Penalties: 1 ***- Booked: --- ***Czeslaw Cedzak, Grzegorz Gorka, Henryk Hutnik pirxy almost fought their way to a point here, but a converted penalty meant Insomniacz still claimed the win.

Yorkies - Saturday Morning FC 1 : 4 Scorers: Starkey (79.) ***Thomas the Tank Engine (22., 87.), Pororo (17.), Peppa Pig (13.) Yorkies put up a decent fight here, but Saturday Morning were indeed stronger and with this, they claim the first place of the division.

Sheffield Thursday - Foxwood City 1 : 0 Scorers: Liam Palmer (10.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Peter Romez, Tony Guss A close and exciting match where Sheffield Thursday got their goal and Foxwood didn't, thus both points for the home team. These two clubs stick to their all-or-nothing records; not a single draw for either team so far.

Division 3 Match day 12 ======

Frillby United - Yamagata Old Boys 0 : 3 Scorers: --- ***Fran Chaize (9., 25., 72.) Booked: Alan Misak, Andrew Skellon ***Abel C. Mann Fran Chaize on fire sums this match up pretty well. A nice double win weekend for Yamagata, which sees them catch up some in the race for promotion. the Professors of Jazz - Song of Ice and Fire 1 : 1 Scorers: Johnny Hodges (21.) ***Barristan Selmy (65.) Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Booked: --- ***Jaime Lannister, Kevan Lannister, Tywin Lannister Professors of Jazz were the stronger team here, but only got a draw. Does that mean winter is coming?

Duckburg City - Insomniacz S-Pulse 0 : 6 Scorers: --- ***Robinho (12., 24., 51., 64., 78.), Kevin Prince Boateng (77.) A very solid win for Insomniacz.

Castaway - Yorkies 2 : 0 Scorers: Pantar (50., 90.) ***--- After an eventless first half, Mike Parnaby's Castaway pulled ahead in the second half to claim both points. pirxy - Sheffield Thursday 0 : 1 Penalties: - ***1 Booked: Jan Jankowiak ***--- A very even game, with Sheffield Thursday luckier and claiming both points.

Saturday Morning FC - Foxwood City 4 : 3 Scorers: Hello Kitty (3., 17.), Postman Pat (56., 79.) ***Tony Ravenwood (1., 51.), Steven Montana (82.) Booked: --- ***Scot Croker A game with lots of back and forth fighting, as Foxwood claimed the lead already in the first minute, but Hello Kitty equalised in the 3rd and secured the lead in the 17th. In the end, the home side managed to finish one goal ahead.

5. League tables

Rosedale Premiership ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Feyenoord 4 2 0 1 5 0 + 15 19: 4 17: 7 32 3.5 -283 Michael Hellige 2) FC Asskickers 5 1 0 2 2 2 + 8 14: 6 17: 7 0 4 -804 Daniel Ingesson 3) Chicken Run 4 1 1 0 5 1 + 3 8: 5 14:10 40 3.5 1149 Stephan Rink 4) Curr. of Space 2 4 0 1 2 3 + 6 18: 12 12:12 70 3 -432 Stephan Rink 5) Ubermenschen 2 3 1 1 3 2 + 5 15: 10 12:12 56 3.5 1312 Oyvind H. Henriksen 6) Fantasy Finale 3 2 1 1 2 3 + 2 16: 14 12:12 40 3.5 -399 Michael Hellige 7) St. Helens 3 3 0 1 1 4 - 4 13: 17 12:12 64 3.5 -394 Michael Frenzel 8) Desassossego B. 2 3 1 2 0 4 0 13: 13 11:13 40 3 -527 Oyvind H. Henriksen 9) Serial Killers 3 2 1 0 3 3 - 1 10: 11 11:13 0 3.5 2290 Dan Sellers 10) Erkrath Glad. 2 3 1 1 1 4 - 5 11: 16 10:14 32 2 342 Robert Koehnen 11) Botanica 3 2 1 0 1 5 - 11 8: 19 9:15 10 3 1130 Henry Springer 12) Fjortoft's Fr. 3 0 3 0 1 5 - 18 10: 28 7:17 48 3 656 Holger Heiser

The Championship ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Formula 1 Leg. 6 0 0 2 2 2 + 27 38: 11 18: 6 42 4.5 -508 Michael Frenzel 2) Diri. con Brio 4 2 0 1 4 1 + 10 16: 6 16: 8 20 3.5 2283 Iris van der Laar 3) Extreme 3 2 1 1 5 0 + 12 22: 10 15: 9 62 4 -464 Taco Kraijenbrink 4) L. Tanganyika 3 3 0 1 4 1 + 1 9: 8 15: 9 24 3 -421 Iris van der Laar 5) Madmartigan C. 3 3 0 2 1 3 + 12 22: 10 14:10 46 2.5 2113 Taco Kraijenbrink 6) Dummys 4 1 1 1 2 3 + 1 28: 27 13:11 70 3.5 66 Taco Kraijenbrink 7) Kremlin 4 1 1 1 2 3 - 2 18: 20 13:11 34 3 -980 Knut Brennhaug 8) WrapUp 2 4 0 1 1 4 - 4 9: 13 11:13 26 3 820 Henry Springer 9) Stars 2 3 1 0 3 3 - 4 17: 21 10:14 32 3 879 Knut Brennhaug 10) Night Owls 2 4 0 0 0 6 - 8 9: 17 8:16 18 4 1616 Henry Springer 11) New Generation 3 1 2 0 1 5 - 12 28: 40 8:16 44 3 1239 Klaus Fritz 12) Magical World 0 1 5 1 0 5 - 33 11: 44 3:21 0 2.5 1491 Karin Heinkele

Division 1 ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Twin Peaks Owls 6 0 0 3 2 1 + 20 31: 11 20: 4 0 3 907 Knut Brennhaug 2) Parsifal 5 1 0 2 2 2 + 3 16: 13 17: 7 0 4.5 151 Iris van der Laar 3) Oaks 4 2 0 2 2 2 + 15 27: 12 16: 8 0 3 -364 Andrew MacAlister 4) ENPS 3 3 0 2 1 3 - 1 9: 10 14:10 20 3.5 188 Ronald Post 5) Love Songs 3 1 2 1 4 1 + 2 12: 10 13:11 66 3.5 -97 Michael Frenzel 6) The Scientists 4 1 1 1 1 4 + 9 23: 14 12:12 32 3 1752 Camilla Skjerpen 7) Tamriel Athl. 3 1 2 1 3 2 + 2 16: 14 12:12 8 4 1375 Henry Springer 8) Ergodic Theor. 3 3 0 0 1 5 + 1 9: 8 10:14 0 4 218 Sigurd Segtnan 9) Queen 3 1 2 1 1 4 - 9 9: 18 10:14 56 2 504 Ronald Post 10) Slartibartf. FC 1 3 2 1 1 4 - 10 18: 28 8:16 0 3 -980 Deepak Mohoni 11) Valiant City 1 2 3 1 0 5 - 14 5: 19 6:18 50 2 -800 Ulf Jiretorn 12) Make or Break 1 2 3 0 2 4 - 18 6: 24 6:18 40 3 747 Klaus Fritz

Division 2 ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Frock Frogs 5 1 0 4 1 1 + 15 19: 4 20: 4 0 4 -810 HenrietteScarborough 2) Cosmopolitan 6 0 0 2 3 1 + 12 24: 12 19: 5 0 4.5 158 Mike Parnaby 3) Lunar Sea 4 1 1 3 1 2 + 10 22: 12 16: 8 0 4.5 1608 Mike Brian 4) Thinkers FC 4 2 0 2 1 3 + 16 47: 31 15: 9 12 4 -671 Deepak Mohoni 5) Jirs N. County 3 2 1 2 3 1 + 10 29: 19 15: 9 38 3.5 -798 Ulf Jiretorn 6) Sjokoladen BK 4 1 1 0 3 3 + 9 18: 9 12:12 0 3 -938 Ray Setzer 7) Suginami Bad B. 3 2 1 1 0 5 - 10 10: 20 10:14 0 2 4050 Taro Kamei 8) Carpark Rangers 3 1 2 1 1 4 - 11 10: 21 10:14 48 4 -611 Michael Frenzel 9) Springfield U. 1 1 4 2 1 3 - 4 15: 19 8:16 62 2 -523 Holger Heiser 10) Jirs Park R. 2 3 1 0 0 6 - 11 6: 17 7:17 40 2.5 808 Ulf Jiretorn 11) Stadium Dreams 2 1 3 1 0 5 - 17 20: 37 7:17 28 2 -248 Klaus Fritz 12) Gamblers Utd 2 0 4 0 1 5 - 19 18: 37 5:19 54 2 -681 Ulf Jiretorn

Division 3 ======home away diff goals points DP VP Cash Manager 1) Saturday Morn. 5 0 1 4 2 0 + 23 43: 20 20: 4 0 4 -564 Ian Moes 2) Castaway 4 2 0 4 1 1 + 10 24: 14 19: 5 0 3 840 Mike Parnaby 3) Song of Ice n F 3 2 1 4 2 0 + 16 29: 13 18: 6 56 4 -328 Trond K. Botnen 4) Prof. of Jazz 3 2 1 3 3 0 + 35 48: 13 17: 7 28 3.5 -625 Deepak Mohoni 5) Insomniacz S-P 5 1 0 3 0 3 + 31 47: 16 17: 7 0 4 3954 Housin Setia Winata 6) Yamagata Old B. 5 1 0 2 1 3 + 1 40: 39 16: 8 54 4 -403 Richard Jordan 7) Sheffield Thu. 3 0 3 2 0 4 + 8 33: 25 10:14 4 4 -828 Steve Janecek 8) Frillby United 1 2 3 2 2 2 - 6 13: 19 10:14 16 2 2710 Jed Stone 9) Foxwood City 2 0 4 1 0 5 - 16 21: 37 6:18 70 2 62 Craig Bucknall 10) pirxy 1 1 4 0 1 5 - 18 4: 22 4:20 80 2 2680 Marcin Makowski 11) Yorkies 0 0 6 2 0 4 - 27 13: 40 4:20 8 2 2680 Martyn Hathaway 12) Duckburg City 1 1 4 0 0 6 - 57 8: 65 3:21 54 2.5 860 Jorgen Bjornelv

Premiership: Teams 10 and 11 relegate to the Championship. Team 12 relegates to Division 1. Championship: Teams 1 to 3 promote to the Premiership. Teams 9 to 11 relegate to Division 1. Team 12 relegates to Division 2. Division 1: Teams 1 to 4 promote to the Championship. Teams 9 to 11 relegate to Division 2. Team 12 relegates to Division 3. Division 2: Team 1 promotes to the Championship. Teams 2 to 4 promote to Division 1. Teams 10 to 12 relegate to Division 3. Division 3: Team 1 promotes to Division 1. Teams 2 to 4 promote to Division 2.

6. Scorer's lists

Rosedale Premiership ------9 Renarin (Fantasy Finale) 6 Gerard van de Korput (Feyenoord) 5 Schopenhauer (Ubermenschen) 5 Jimmy Maketta (Serial Killers) 4 Wim Rijsbergen (Feyenoord) 4 Far Star (Currents of Space) 4 Erwin (Erkrath Gladiators) 3 Justatry (St. Helens) 3 Thisseasonisveryhard (St. Helens) 3 Sonny (Fjortoft's Friends)

The Championship ------10 Kimi Raikkonen (Formula 1 Legends) 9 Bruno Senna (Formula 1 Legends) 9 Willem (Dummys) 8 Sleeve Placket (New Generation) 8 Caca (Madmartigan City) 8 Michael Schuhmacher (Formula 1 Legends) 8 Alhena (Stars) 8 van Basten (Extreme) 6 Jan (Dummys) 5 Frumpish (New Generation)

Division 1 ------10 Godiva (Oaks) 8 The Giant (Twin Peaks Owls) 7 Watson (The Scientists) 7 Hurling Frootmig (Slartibartfast FC) 7 Chester Desmond (Twin Peaks Owls) 6 Watt (The Scientists) 6 Bert Wijchgel (ENPS) 5 Sleire (Parsifal) 5 Shelly Johnson (Twin Peaks Owls) 5 Kazzia (Oaks)

Division 2 ------21 Bertrand Russell (Thinkers FC) 12 Daloron (Jirs Nightmare County) 9 Bart (Springfield United) 7 Banach-Tarski (Thinkers FC) 7 Dione (Lunar Sea) 7 Wax (Cosmopolitan) 6 Jean Paul Sartre (Thinkers FC) 6 Ashton Gate (Stadium Dreams) 6 Adrian Adaptable (Gamblers United) 6 Pastry (Cosmopolitan)

Division 3 ------22 Thelonius Monk (the Professors of Jazz) 17 Robinho (Insomniacz S-Pulse) 13 Tom Katt (Yamagata Old Boys) 12 Gary Madine (Sheffield Thursday) 12 Postman Pat (Saturday Morning FC) 10 Fran Chaize (Yamagata Old Boys) 9 Barristan Selmy (Song of Ice and Fire) 9 Ned Stark (Song of Ice and Fire) 8 Scot Croker (Foxwood City) 7 Alessandro Nesta (Insomniacz S-Pulse)

7. Suspensions

Fjortoft's Friends: Alex (2) Currents of Space: Comporellon (2) Kremlin: Plato (1), Assassination Attempt (1) WrapUp: My way (1) Extreme: Lap (1) Love Songs: You raise me up (1), Feel the Love (1) Gamblers United: Windy Widerunner (1) Jirs Park Rangers: Yhloron (1) Foxwood City: Peter Romez (2)

8.GM's Auction

1) Standoff F VII 10,[0.5](Value: 844) for 1261 to Cosmopolitan 2) G I 4 (Value: 640) for 640 to the Non League! 3) Humma Kavula G III 11 (Value: 2148) for 1194 to Slartibartfast FC 4) Miracle Cure G sb 6 , >11 (Value: 4157) for 2970 to Kremlin 5) Rue D sb 10 (Value: 5445) for 2445 to Chicken Run 6) Cinna G ap 9 (Value: 5795) for 2533 to Currents of Space 7) Sanne Visser M ap 5, [1.5] (Value: 1191) for 1116 to ENPS 8) Rockfel S I 11 (Value: 4312) for 1853 to Oaks

New offers ------1) DF III 9, >13 (NL value 396) 2) DM I 6 (NL value 528) 3) G sb 8, >11 (NL value 1920) 4) S I 8, >11 (NL value 1280)

9.Transferlist

1) Bill Goldberg F X 2 for 50 to FC Asskickers (owner's bid) 2) Christoph D III 4 for 160 to the non-league 3) Willi M III 4 for 160 to the non-league 4) Stefan M ap 2 for 468 to Feyenoord 5) Sariska DMF III 6 for 325 to Frillby United 6) White Queen G III 5 for 400 to the non-league 7) Cry for Help G V 6 for 22 to Slartibartfast FC 8) Anfield Road G III 4 for 320 to the non-league

New offer ------1) From FC Asskickers: (min 50 kKj) Bill Goldberg F X 2, coachable up to 5, 0 DP (NL value 0) 2) From Oaks: Ginerva G III 6, coachable up to 9, 0 DP (NL value 480) 3) From Oaks: Eswarah DMF III 6, coachable up to 9, 0 DP (NL value 288) 4) From Sjokoladen BK: Oh Henry SD II 8, coachable up to 10, 0 DP (NL value 1056) 5) From Sheffield Thursday: (min 500 kKj) Jose Semedo M ap 2, coachable up to 10, 0 DP (NL value 200)

10. Sales to the non-league

Fantasy Finale: Jagersmann (256 kKj) Feyenoord: Ivan Nielsen (616 kKj) Fjortoft's Friends: Iron-Maik (280 kKj) Serial Killers: Auto Shankar (240 kKj), Joel Rifkin (176 kKj), Arthur Shawcross (160 kKj) Dirigentia con Brio: Jurowski (480 kKj) Parsifal: R de Vroome (40 kKj) Twin Peaks Owls: Bobby Briggs (528 kKj) Valiant City: Sally Savestopper (116 kKj) Lunar Sea: Atlas (600 kKj) Springfield United: Apu (172 kKj)

11. Private trade

None.

12. League matches next issue

Rosedale Premiership ======match day 13 match day 14 Desassossego B. - Fjortoft's Fr. : Feyenoord - Desassossego B. : Chicken Run - St. Helens : Curr. of Space - Botanica : Fantasy Finale - Erkrath Glad. : Serial Killers - Ubermenschen : FC Asskickers - Serial Killers : Erkrath Glad. - FC Asskickers : Ubermenschen - Curr. of Space : St. Helens - Fantasy Finale : Botanica - Feyenoord : Fjortoft's Fr. - Chicken Run :

The Championship ======match day 13 match day 14 Night Owls - Madmartigan C. : Stars - Night Owls : Diri. con Brio - New Generation : L. Tanganyika - Magical World : Kremlin - Dummys : Extreme - WrapUp : Formula 1 Leg. - Extreme : Dummys - Formula 1 Leg. : WrapUp - L. Tanganyika : New Generation - Kremlin : Magical World - Stars : Madmartigan C. - Diri. con Brio :

Division 1 ======match day 13 match day 14 Tamriel Athl. - Ergodic Theor. : Oaks - Tamriel Athl. : ENPS - The Scientists : Queen - Valiant City : Slartibartf. FC - Make or Break : Love Songs - Twin Peaks Owls : Parsifal - Love Songs : Make or Break - Parsifal : Twin Peaks Owls - Queen : The Scientists - Slartibartf. FC : Valiant City - Oaks : Ergodic Theor. - ENPS :

Division 2 ======match day 13 match day 14 Cosmopolitan - Jirs N. County : Springfield U. - Cosmopolitan : Thinkers FC - Frock Frogs : Stadium Dreams - Suginami Bad B. : Carpark Rangers - Jirs Park R. : Gamblers Utd - Sjokoladen BK : Lunar Sea - Gamblers Utd : Jirs Park R. - Lunar Sea : Sjokoladen BK - Stadium Dreams : Frock Frogs - Carpark Rangers : Suginami Bad B. - Springfield U. : Jirs N. County - Thinkers FC :

Division 3 ======match day 13 match day 14 Frillby United - Sheffield Thu. : Duckburg City - Frillby United : Yorkies - Foxwood City : Castaway - Prof. of Jazz : Insomniacz S-P - Saturday Morn. : pirxy - Yamagata Old B. : Song of Ice n F - pirxy : Saturday Morn. - Song of Ice n F : Yamagata Old B. - Castaway : Foxwood City - Insomniacz S-P : Prof. of Jazz - Duckburg City : Sheffield Thu. - Yorkies :

13. Rosedale Knockout quarter final draw

Botanica vs. Stars Lake Tanganyika vs. Serial Killers FC Asskickers vs. Formula 1 Legends Currents of Space vs. Frock Frogs

Teams not currently part of the league system are now conference league teams with 60 VP. All cup games are played on neutral field, thus neither team will have a home advantage.

14. GM's ramble

(for the main information, refer to the Introduction)

The luck statistics so far: Premiership: FC Asskicers are now luckiest, while Currents of Space remain unluckiest. Championship: Night Owls are now luckiest, while Stars keep up being unlucky. Division 1: Oaks remain luckiest, while The Scientists are now unluckiest. Division 2: Cosmopolitan remain luckiest, while Springfield United are now unluckiest. Division 3: Frillby United are still most fortunate, while Foxwood City still have been most unlucky.

15. Address list