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At this week's Geoduck Student Union (GSU) meeting, the be rebuilt GSU were able to approve several proposals that have been to on their agenda for weeks, including creating a statement against Evergreen Police Services receiving AR-15 rifles, as well as try utilizing an internet chat room for a more efficient discussion. Since late fall quarter, the GSU representatives have been trying to reach consensus about creating a statement about their stance on the rifles. This topic has created divisions between representatives, not only about how the statement should read but also whether or not to make a statement at all. After several hours of compromises and continued discus­ sion on this topic, the representatives reached agreement and the proposal passed. Though this week's meeting followed spring quarter's trend of focusing mainly on the anti-rifle statement, the GSU was also able to approve a bylaw concerning the process of how to fill empty representative seats, as well at appoint their election's commissioners. With the appointment of Marie Scarey & Evan Williamson, the GSU will be able to begin organizing the election for next year's representatives, which is slated to occur in five weeks. Randal Hunt, GSU representative and facilitator for this week's meeting, introduced use of an internet chat room in order to allow reps to make comments throughout the meet­ ing without needing to wait for others to speak before them. All ofthe comments were typed from individual's laptops and projected onto a screen at the front of the room for everyone to see. While this allowed representatives to express themselves at their discretion, it was commented that it was difficult to AFTER ITS RECENT COMPLETION, WORKERS AT THE COLLEGE HAD TO DISMANTLE A NEWLY follow both the spoken discussion and the one on screen, BUILT WELCOME SIGN NEAR THE ROUNDABOUT. PAUL SMITH, DIRECTOR OF THE DEPARTMENT partially because comments about the spoken conversation OVERSEEING THE PROJECT, SENT AN EMAIL TO THE TESCRIER MAILING LIST. IN IT HE WROTE were typed about and vise versa. THAT THE SIGN WAS BEING DEMOLISHED BECAUSE OF "BAD CONCRETE." FOR MORE INFORMA­ TION ABOUT THIS STORY CHECK WWW.COOPERPOINTJOURNAIL.COM. Madeline Berman is a sophomore enrolled in Image & Sequence. Bud! 1et update S&Aboarcl A forum was held on April 9 to update the the next biennium. This budget takes into by JUSTIN PRAZAK academic activities, speakers, campus about the latest information regard­ account the assumed tuition increase of ing the budget. A panel of administration seven percent. musical acts, and various events working with the budget was present to Spending has already been scaled back On March 7 we, the members are brought to the campus. It is also answer questions and take comments from since last summer, but the college is of the Services & Activities Fee with such fees that organizations the audience. The panel included Steve continuously looking to decrease expenses Board gathered to work through are funded which enrich the student Trotter, Executive Director of Operational and increase revenue. Those working with the Tier I biennium budget alloca­ life of students and knowledge and Planning and Budget, Sara Pederson, the budget are open to suggestions and tions. Once approved by the Board resources are provided on campus. faculty librarian, Art Constantine, Vice welcome new ideas to help cut costs at of Trustees these allocations would On that Saturday we evaluated an President ofStudentAffairs and Don Bantz, Evergreen. fund various operations on campus increase in the amount of money Academic Provost. The meeting was facili­ providing benefits and resources to requested by groups, an increase in tated Ben Anderson, a student member of More information about the budget can the students. the number of organizations asking the budgetary planning committee. be found at www.evergreen.edu/budget/ Services & Activities (S&A) fees for funding, and a decrease in the According to the panel, The Evergreen budgetupdate.htm State College is now estimating a ten­ are gathered from tuition paying expected funds available. Through­ percent net budget cut. This means a reduc­ -MADELINE BERMAN students each quarter as an item on out our evaluation our task was to tion of around ten million dollars during your college bill. Those fees then make choices about what would get go on to fund in part or in whole, funded based on perceived value to student organizations and resources. the student body and feedback from Students fund the Office of Sexual students, including the S&A survey Assault Prevention, KAOS Radio, results. We made choices which we INSIDE THIS ISSUE: the College Recreation Center, hope and believe will prove to be Athletic Programs, the Childcare beneficial to our campus. We have Features: Cute-as-a-kitten comment cards ArtiM!itiitiliiiMftt'The tutbUientreacm Center, the Cooper Point Journal, created this letter to share with all and signs: what you didn't know. 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Student and Academic Support Services Israel? Palestine? WashPIRG LETTER,ftom cover (SASS) requested S&A funding for the first time ever from the Board and was What the heck? turned down. While we agree that SASS broadens horizons We are glad our budget recommenda­ is a valuable resource, S&A fees are not Don't know much about IsraeVPalestine? tions include continued full funding for for academic purposes. Such a change Want to know the difference between As well as working for change in the the Office of Sexual Assault Prevention would open the door for a long line of Hummus and Hamas? Students Educat­ local community, WashPIRG is seek­ and KAOS Radio at their current levels. requests and likely years of S&A fees ing Students About the Middle East ing to become a bigger presence at The S&A was funded at the fully requested being used for a purpose other than what (SESAME) is proud to present "Profes­ Evergreen State College. WashPIRG has level with a lower administrative cost they are intended for. This is a burden the sor" Phan Nguyen who will speak on the been working hard to raise awareness and overall and an expected actual increase students should not have to carry. historical context and the current situation support action on a number of issues. 1 in the amount of funds that students A change that we did find to be in line in lsraeVPalestine on Thursday, April 23 at Monday April 6 \ WashPIRG orga­ should be able to directly access next with the purpose of S&A funding, as well 12 Noon in SEM 2 C1105. nized a photo petition for more and better year through Special Initiative Requests. as being highly supported by students, In the past six months Palestine/Israel is public transit, and had students sign a We are glad that more money will be was the decision to allocate operational once again on the front page and the chang­ cardboard train in support of increased available directly for student initiated budget funds to the Flaming Eggplant ing situation may be confusing for those of funding for transit. The train and photo events and activities since we have seen Cafe. The funds will allow the Eggplant us who don't have much of a background petition will be presented to Representa­ some student requests lose funding this to secure a full time manager and help on the conflict. This event gives students, tive Brian Baird. 1 year due to a lack of available money. the Eggplant run throughout the next two staff and faculty an opportunity to learn On Wednesday , April 8 h, Washpirg The Childcare Center, which requested years. According to student feedback, more about what led up to the current collected signatures on two petitions. new funds, will see a new teacher. This most students see the Eggplant as a valu­ situation in Gaza, the Palestinian refugee One petition was for Patty Murray one will allow better care for the children able addition to the campus and in line crisis and Diaspora, and the building of the of the two U.S Senators for , and more opportunities for student work­ with student desires. separation wall in the West Bank. the other was for Brian Baird a U.S ers to learn from their time at the center. In order to balance the student desires Why should the Evergreen community Representative for Washington. Both The request for a new teacher was one and expected shortfalls in funding we are care about Palestine/Israel? Beside the of these petitions expressed support for that our survey provided a great deal of also evaluating the possibility of a small fact that billions of U.S. tax dollars fund President Obama's proposal to increase support for in written comments. increase in S&A fees. This consideration, the occupation of Palestine, instead of the the amount of student aid programs In what was one of our most difficult being weighed by the Board, made up of U.S. education system, the Israel/Palestine available to college students. These choices, we increased some of the fund­ students was only arrived at after serious conflict has also affected the Evergreen petitions will help encourage Senator ing to Athletics and Recreation while discussion. Before deciding on such an community in a profound and personal Murray and Representative Baird to vote cutting a small amount of funding for the increase, we will be asking for student way. Evergreen student Rachel Corrie for the President's proposal. Wilderness Center. 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Point...... journal...... 0 COOPER POINTJOURNAL 2009 April 16, 2009 Chernobyl and the future of nuclear power and other cancers in by JOHN PERKINS the heavily contami­ nated areas. Still in Sunday April 26 marks the 23rd anniversary of the worst dispute is the ultimate industrial accident the world has ever known: the 1986 death toll from cancer explosion and fire at the Chemobyl nuclear power plant in and other illnesses. A the former USSR, now Ukraine. Three Evergreen academic British scientist esti­ programs (Energy Matters, Russia and Eurasia, and Ever­ mates that the deaths green Singers) will sponsor a commemoration of this trag­ from cancer in all of edy on Thursday April23. It is free and open to the public. Europe will likely fall Dr. Scott Davis of the University of Washington will talk between 30,000 and on the health problems caused by Chemobyl at 3:30p.m. iri 60,000 people. Most Lecture Hall3. Thomas Johnson's film, The Battle ofCher­ of these deaths will be nobyl, will start at 5:30p.m. in the Recital Hall, followed in Western Europe. by the Evergreen Singers performing a portion of Roman Economic and politi­ Hurko's Requiem for the Victims of Chernobyl. Chuck cal damages were also Pailthorp will be the soloist. far reaching. Pripyat, After Chemobyl, and the earlier accident at Three Mile a new town built in the Island, the United States and many other countries stopped early 1970's, housed building new reactors. Even so, the U.S. currently produces the workers and fami- THE CHERNOBYL REACTOR, COVERED BY A JOHN PERKINS about 20 percent of its electricity from 104 plants. Climate lies of the power plant CONCRETE SHELTER. change and insecurity of oil supplies have recently reignited station. It was a good L------....1 a surge of interest in new reactors. place to live, home The question is, "What does Chemobyl have to do with to about 50,000 people. this renewed interest in nuclear power?" Did the accident Today it sits as ail eerie ghost town, the concrete buildings the switch. But this dichotomy is false: other choices exist. happen at a badly designed plant, the likes ofwhich the world slowly on their way to rubble and dust. Hundreds of thou- The world cannot afford another Chemobyl. We may have will never build again? Did the nuclear industry learn a real sands of people had·to leave their homes in the "Exclusion more Rhode Islands, but they are too precious to sacrifice on lesson about safety, and are current plants safe enough? Or Zone," essentially forever. the nuclear altar. does Chemobyl indicate that nuclear power inherently will Chemobyl was one factor leading to the collapse of the We invite people to the commemoration of the 23'd anniver­ always pose a danger, either from catastrophic release of Soviet Union. For Americans to grasp the accident, imagine sary. This is a good place to start delving into some of the radiation or from having nowhere to put the waste? Rhode Island evacuated and uninhabitable. The Exclusion hardest issues facing Evergreen students and all Americans Consider a few more details about the accident: Reactor Zone is about the size of our smallest state. as they look to the future of energy. number 4 at Chemobyl suffered a huge explosion and fire, The choices on energy confronting individuals and coun- Pictures with this article were taken by a 2007 Evergreen and the burning reactor spread a cloud of radioactive debris tries today are not easy. 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(360) 867-6368 6 ~ LETTERS & OPINIONS Cooper Point Journal ...... , ... \0 COOPER PoiNTjOURNAL 2009 Aprill6, 2009 Ode to Open love-letter Tondal Elijah to your mom Fox Delaney by MIKEY J. BADGER by CASEY JAYWORK ciatingly imbibe the rank pitter-patter and spinning circles through dew­ of inane happiness wobbling it's way dripped flower-fields as rainbows and Tondal Elijah Fox Dearest Varvena 'round my casa like an Ecstasy-steeped sugar-plumbs danced over our heads, Delaney, the way you (for such you are if, Starbucks barista wrapped in a fire-blan­ trumpeted forth as from the Almighty's bow to the Porcelain as I'm told, you no ket of Paxil and angel-giggles! Laugh sphincter ... Goddess after double longer answer to the while you can, fools; the arm of time 0, Varvena. Is LOVE such an old-fash­ fisting/walrusing tall intimate handle, "El creeps spider-like and sticky, and we ioned word? And-love dares you to boys ofBud Light makes Toro"), are all entranced under its terrible spell. care for the people on the edge of the me smile and remember For you, I would There is no escape but to denial, and yet night-such as / ... yes, 1: the Under­ my younger years when my tolerance for shave every tree in our shrub-forsaken denial is the one thing I despise most! frown Man, peeping out of my wretched cheap booze wasn't so high; you are a lucky thousand-acre wood with naught but Life is a sham; and happiness-a rat hole like the now-lost hero-gerbil of man and a cheap date, I'm sure-you dog. a herring, down to the minutest tooth­ shambala. our ersatz love. Oh, Senor Stumplemuf­ Tondal Elijah Fox Delaney, your straight picks, and, harpooning with them bacon CURSE YE, MINE OWN INTEL­ fins, wherefore was thou such a tender blonde hair, your glasses, and your thin and tofu, lure small children to violate LECT! I I Wisdom-is suffering: as the rodent? Whence goes thy feckless muscular body make me want to bleach themselves upon the noble geoducks of wise Gautama said, 'If it's good enough adventures, thou noble spelunker of the my hair, take out my contacts and become these beaches; for Buddha, it's good enough for me.' As deep? manorexic ... not really, but I'm sure some For you, I would collect the dandelion­ I carve these letters into the back of my Such is life, for me and for all of us: people would like to. chained armpit-hair of a thousand shirt­ pasty arm with a rusty extrusion of razor a squirming hamster trapped in the Tondal Elijah Fox Delaney, you deserve to less hippies, sowing the pungent fleece blade and with paper-cuts from the pages cramped recesses of an oblivious, indi­ be educated, and escape from ambiguous, into a billowing parasail with which of my Twilight collection, to be later gestive higher Being, slowly crushed frivolous and demeaning claims. You deserve to mount the majikal energiez (yes, transcribed onto CPJ printing blocks by under th~ immeasurable weight of Pop­ the schooling you paid for. You deserve that IS street lingo I'm using!) that arc a blind mortician- blind to the horrors Tarts and stomach acid, momentarily a place to prove that the lesson has been and parabolate our lonely winter/April of the world since he was blinded by the fooling itself into blissful oblivion, and learned. And Colorado is not that place, it is skies; UTMOST BOTTOMLESSNESS of my then- snapping back to an even-sharper here, next to me, handing you an oversized For you, I would clutch a mountain NUCLEAR HOPELESSNESS (!!!)­ awareness of its eternal, Promethean jug of teeth-purpling wine. of stolen newspapers to my quivering even as I endure this like the cosmic angst. Tondal Elijah Fox Delaney, you know you bosom, like a lover, like a platypus-like whipping-boy I am, I cannot but recall Woe! Woe! Such is existence. Hier are supported and you know you are being you-until friction and my tears and the fondly the heartier excesses of our ill­ stehe ich. Ich kann nicht entgehen. given the short end of the stick You know ink matriculated together into a goopy mispentgotten youth: you, parting the PS: Snitches may get stitches, but you, that, but you also know you will still be a soup of sap and sorrow, the facsimile of cavernous folds of your Leninist-style my dear, yours shall be bitches writhing caring, amazing friend anywhere you are. my inner-being, 0 woeful romantic, I! jacket from the GAP to reveal fighting in riches of revolutionary kitchens! Tondal Elijah Fox Delaney, we love you, The nebulous obfuscourescence of my nipples and a jaw so square as to haunt you badass mother fucker. Don't give in. soul shades its adumbral swarth across the dreams of Pythagoras; I, in my Che Casey Jaywork is a senior enrolled in the cracked and battered abyss of my Guevarra t-shirt and hand-me-down Algebra to Algorithms. Mikey J. Badger III is a sophomore enrolled ears/Auditory Pain Receptors to excru- underpants; us, together, hands-clasped in an independent learning contract. Beyond snitches get stitches PART 2: DNA, PREDATORS, AND VlcnM COMPENSATJON

by DAN SHELLEY who are IS THE RADICAL AWARE THAT moment CEOs and politicians whom the radical loves unable a n d to hate? Do we not punish these criminals for The United States to punish THERE ARE CURRENTLY TENS OF imagine the atrocities they (indirectly) commit? Do incarcerates more (or even that this we instead "treat" them and, along with people (2.3 million) locate) THOUSANDS OF PEDOPHILES RECEN­ alterna­ the pederasts, welcome them back into our than any other nation in t h e i r t i v e communities? the world today. Many attack- lNG TREATMENT IN THIS COUNTRY ... ? model I'd like to shift now from the perpetrator of these prisoners are ers,when proves of violence, to the survivor of violence. It's serving time for violent they could always tum to the state? Consola­ successful in holding violent offenders not unusual for survivors of violence to be crimes, but an almost equally bloated number tion is vital, and one element of consolation accountable (it needs to be as success­ hospitalized after their attack, to miss work (approximately 1 million) are in jail or is knowing that the people who wronged ful or more successful than the current state due to their injuries, to need counseling for prison for non-violent offenses. The federal you have been caught and will be brought to paradigm in order to appeal to the public). the emotional trauma resulting from their government's war on drugs as well as manda­ justice. Under this model, what kinds of punishment attack Who pays for these services? Who tory minimum sentencing, which prevents Becauseofadvancementsinforensicscience, or prevention will be implemented? Most replaces their lost income? Believe it ornot, in judges from using discretionary power when crime scene/sexual assault investigators are radicals I speak with seem to be entirely many cases the government does. In all fifty sentencing offenders, are major contributing able to identify perpetrators of violent crime against the notion oflocking anybody up, yet states, there are crime victim compensation factors in the upsurge of victimless prisoners. by examining the DNA left by the assailant. they have no alternative solution to dealing programs in place to provide financial assis­ Needless to say, punishing people who pose Thousands of offenders have been convicted with predatory people. So I'm now asking tance to crime victims and their families. This no threat to anybody but themselves is no in court on the basis of this incontrovertible the radical: what do we do with people is a wonderful program, a tangible example way to operate a ')ustice system". It's cruel evidence and, just as importantly, hundreds who forcefully take what isn't their's, who of the state doing something positive. Any and does irreparable harm to the family unit of innocent prisoners have been exonerated casually inflict violence upon others, who campaign to undermine the state must have a and the greater community. and released from prison thanks to DNA. are pathologically driven to satisfy their similar program in place, with equal or better Here at Evergreen, students are working to This is a miraculous breakthrough in science. desires at the expense of other people. Do compensation, if those backing the campaign create a new justice model, without the help It ensures the swift criminal conviction of we hospitalize these offenders? Treat them realistically expect survivors of violence to of the state. And as dissatisfied as I am with violent predators without resorting to police until they're "cured"? What if there is no cooperate with them. the current state paradigm, I have strong interrogation/torture techniques for a coerced cure to their disorder? Do we then incar­ The system is far from perfect, but some­ misgivings about this nascent, alternative confession. Any alternative model must cerate ( oh, excuse me, "hospitalize") them times it's the only recourse available to model. Whattroublesmemostis theutterlack have this tool at its disposal if it intends to indefinitely? Is the radical aware that there desperate, victimized people. The privileged ofresources available for the apprehension of hold criminals accountable. But there's just are currently tens of thousands of pedophiles Evergreen radical can lambast the state all violent criminal offenders. If the do-gooders one glaring problem: the federal DNA data­ receiving treatment in this country, treatment slhe wants, but unless slhe has viable and intend to gain the confidence and coopera­ base is only accessible to law enforcement not to cure their pedophilia (it's incurable), attractive alternatives solidly in place, even tion of violent crime survivors, then access to agencies. Private citizens, no matter how but rather to reduce their cravings for child slhe will remain dependent upon it. these resources is absolutely necessary. After well-intentioned, are excluded from this vital sex? That's just one disease, and that's tens all, why would anybody who has been brutal­ resource. of thousands of sexually violent, and unre­ Dan Shelley is a sophomore enrolled in an ized by violence tum to a group of people Let's forget about DNA databases for just a formable, predators. And what about the independent learning contract. C<:)operpo.~~tjournal.com...... 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of her helpless state and, removing my Needless to say, she did not live to see gloves, force her mouth open and with her sophomore year." the scissors cut out her tongue, which Do not mistake this for the grossout­ American Psycho I pull easily from her mouth and hold slapstick of fellow transgressive-writer in the palm of my hand, warm and still Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club); Ellis' a schizophrenic review bleeding, seeming so much smaller than writing is shocking, but not shock-writ­ in her mouth, and I throw it against the ing. The humor laced throughout truly by CASEY JAYWORK and besides, I wouldn't be able to decide wall, where it sticks for a moment, leav- is gallows', and the endless march of what to do with the rest of the body (rib­ ing a stain, before falling to the floor hyperviolence (much of it sexual, all of Since I've started reading Brett Easton cage wind-chimes? An enormous meat­ with a tiny wet slap. Blood gushes out it sickening) has no punch-line. These Ellis' American Psycho, I've noticed loaf? So many options ... ). of her mouth and I have to hold her head are notes from hell, by a demon, and that sometimes, after a long day slinging On the other hand, I guess I could follow up so she won't choke." both are all too familiar to us. shit-eating grins at strangers for money, protagonist Patrick Bateman's example Ellis' meticulous detail is sickening: Ultimately (maybe; again, I don't I just need to, you know, hack another and spend my nights "in ways we cannot my own reading was dictated by a strug- really know what I'm talking about), the organism into bloody slivers and bellow begin to fathom" outside of work, but gle between novel is a re­ my triumph to the night, motherfucK­ Olympia is a much smaller town than fascination ELLIS' METICULOUS DETAIL imagining of AAAAAHHH!! (Ahem.) New York, so disappearing into a forest and repulsion Dostoevsky's Picking your fingernails clean of the of identical individuals might be harder to the point IS SICKENING: MY OWN Notes from dried, rust-colored remains of something forme. where I either U n d e r - that was helpless and is now inanimate With this review, I'm stuck, for two could not READING WAS DICTATED BY ground, from meat is more liberating, somehow, than reasons. First, American Psycho is just put the book which Ellis doing the same thing with food you served too good; anything I have to say about down, or hadA STRUGGLE BETWEEN FASCI-quotes in to some aging yuppie and his scream­ it will be the sort of inane, commercial­ to. This ever- the preface: ing three-year-old. Most satisfying of ized prattle Ellis lampoons throughout present horror NATION AND REPULSION " ... s u c h all would be ripping the taut, spasming the novel (e.g. Genesis' Invisible Touch is played persons as tendons of the still-screaming child from is "an epic meditation on intangibility, at against the absurd situations that arise the composer of these Notes not only under the skin on his face (barehanded, the same time it deepens and enriches the as a consequence of both Bateman's exist in our society, but indeed must hence the nail-picking) and around his meaning of the preceding three "). madness qua 1980s yuppie and madness exist, considering the circumstances neck, while his eyes twitch like a slot I'm utterly incompetent to write this, but, qua serial murderer. For example, a under which our society has generally machine and his breath comes in wheez­ well, what the hell ... "faggot" colleague mistakes Bateman's been formed." The man from the under­ ing, broken whimpers; then slathering The second problem is that much of the homicidal intentions as sexual advances, ground was the logical application of up a plateful of him with some Barbeque novel is unprintable (it's still illegal for and Bateman's reaction of homophobic the ideas of his times; in a frightening sauce and bleu cheese, and serving it all minors in Australia and New Zealand), terror is so overwhelming that suddenly sense, Patrick Bateman is the logical with a side of fries to Daddy. and making it p1intable kills the effect­ the hunter becomes the hunted, so to application of our own. Ellis' crown­ But parents don't tip as well when Ellis is writing on his own terms. A rela­ speak. Elsewhere, he recalls a girl tell­ ing achievement is that Psycho doesn't panicked from the absence of their kids, tively tame section: "I take advantage ing him during college that "'Life is full allow the reader to view the violence of endless possibilities.' I tried valiantly from a safe, self-righteous remove. In not to choke on the beer nuts I was reading, one becomes culpable for the KAOS Top 30 \/ A/lfi'IA c ~ .3FM chewing while she gushed this kidney crimes of this obscene everyman. \~\~OLYMPIA stone of wisdom, and I calmly washed Or not I dunno. Just read it. for the week of 4/17/09: WWW.KAOS'RAJ)IO.ORL:j them down with the rest of a Heineken, 1. Tea Cozies - Hot Probs 18. Thermals - Now We Can See smiled and concentrated on the dart Casey Jaywork is a senior enrolled in 2. Yogoman Burning Band 19. Various Artists - Eccen­ game that was going on in the comer. Algebra to Algorithms. - City of Subdued Excitement tric Soul: Smart's Palace 3. - Middle Cyclone 20. Balkan Beat Box 4. Easy Star All-Stars - Nu Made (Remixes) - Lonely Hearts Dub Band 21. Gaelic Storm - What's 5. Ramblin' Jack Elliot The Rumpus? - A Stranger Here 22. Mexican Institute of 6. Padam Padam - Sff Sound - Soy Sauce 7. Los Fabulosos Cadit- 23. Casiotone for the Pain­ lacs - La Luz Del Ritmo fully Alone - Vs. Children 8. Leela James - Let's Do It Again 24. Eilen Jewell - Sea Of Tears 9. Antennas Up- Srr 25. Luke Winslow-King 10. Jake Shimabukuro - Live - Old/New Baby 11 . Handsome Family 26. Jeffrey Foucault - Shoot the -Honey Moon Moon Right Between the Eyes 12. Bruce Cockburn - Slice 0' Life 27. Westbound Train 13. Amadou and Mariam - Come and Get It - Welcome To Mali 28. Various Artists - Anonymous 14. Cyndi Harvell - The Monk Spring Calendar Compilation Night Turned To Song 29. Greencards- Fascination 15. Common Market 30. Felice Brothers -Yonder Is -Winter's End E.P. the Clock 16. Madeline - White Flag -NICKI SABALU andJESSE CAL­ 17. Elvis Perkins- In Dearland LAHAN

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Rockwell led the charge in University in Tacoma, WA should In Men's Soccer three new recruits are line, I think to myself that there is prob­ the 1200 meters with a time of 3.24.6, provide new opportunities, as student to be expected including junior transfer ably quite a few geoducks who can sum followed by Bachman's first 400 meters athletes continue to pray for decent from Pierce College Clarence Wright. up their current desire into one word: with a time of55.8 seconds. Lara ran the weather, although ironically some of Wright was a two-time NWAACC All outside. While the weather has been in 800 meters with a time of 2.02.90 and them remember last year at P.L.U.'s star at Pierce and a two-time NWAACC flux, ranging from snow to rain even in left the rest of the medley to Senior Eric meet as the day many of them received Southern Region Most Valuable Player. the middle of April, it's undeniable that Jones to finish with 4:40.24 in the 1600 bad sunburn. Upcoming new events for Joining him in the new ranks of Geoduck once the sun comes out so do the hikers, meter overall producing a medley time Evergreen Track and Field will include Men's soccer will be Eddie Mendoza the soccer players, the runners, the bikers, of 13:26.61. Britta Peterson running in the women's from Pasco High School in Pasco, the skaters, or even the daydreamers who The women's track team continues to steeple chase event for the first time. It Washington and Casey Collins of What­ sit under the trees reading. set new standards for the team recently truly is a time for experimentation for com Community College in Bellingham, Although most people I've talked to with the 3000 meters and the women's track and field, and new surprises will Washington. who enjoy going outside have uttered distance medley. continue to arise in other intercollegiate There have no doubt been expectations some resentment at the weather when Freshmen Carrisa Carlson, Britta Peter­ sports as well. While the season contin­ for many of the athletic teams at Ever­ it rains, it's when the student athletes son, Emily Baker and Senior Ana Cassil­ ues, already both Men's and Women's green, many of which have been based come out after being forced to practice ias competed in the women's 3K placing soccer gears up for next summer and upon saying goodbye to teammates who in slightly miserable conditions that they themselves in Evergreen history on the next season. have either graduated or taken leaves reach athletic nirvana when its just the Top 5 all time list. Baker did a personal In Women's Soccer two new candidates of absence. With Junior runner Brian right temperature to break a sweat with­ best with a time of 12.25, Cassilias are to come in next year who also have Rakestraw gone abroad it's been argued out feeling too dehydrated, or closer to placed 4th with a time of 11:00, Carlson competed in multiple sports, as was that the Track and Field team will need hypothermia. with 11:07, and Peterson with 11:16. In announced by head coach John Purt­ someone to fill his mantle. The Men's Right now the Track and Field team the distance medley the women's team teman on February 11, 2009. Emma Soccer Team also had to say goodbye continues to push on and has been exper­ was able to beat their old record (14:31) Loftis from Eatonville High School was to goalkeeper Matt Stalnik when he imenting with field events despite some by over a minute. Peterson started off the team captain on her Soccer team, graduated. homogeneity in choosing to do the tradi­ with a time of 4:14.17 in the 1200 meters participated in varsity Basketball, and is All in all, Evergreen will have in its tional running events. On the women's followed by Carlson's 1:05.39 split in the a distance runner with a personal best of upcoming days times of experimentation side Senior Lindsey Farah and Freshman 400 meter. Farah continued with a 2:32.4 5:38 in the mile. As well, Zoe Ostrander and hopefully progression just as long as Evelyn Coleman gave the High Jump a 800 meters leaving Cassillas to make the of Lakes High School in Lakewood they remember that what there is to do is try for the first time, at Oregon City. final call with her 5:34.27 in the 1600 Washington, should be promising as she outside, and should seize the opportunity The meet at Oregon City also provided meters. Overall the impressive 13:26.61 is a track sprinter with times of 27.0 and while the weather is pleasant. the first time this year for medleys both was a high point that day. 60.04 in the 200 and 400 meters. in sprinting and in distance. The men's For the men the 3K also had its high Also to note in the upcoming Soccer Nick Pace is a junior enrolled in India: sprint medley consisting of Senior points with Tyler Wilks Luce with an season, is that former geoduck Kate Tradition & Beyond. Jason Shoemaker, Sophomores Ryan impressive personal best of 9:59, only Green will join the women's coaching

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