WEATHER INSIDE High temperature* today Two full page ads, see in the low 20*6, going The Chronicle down to 4 tonight Duke University Volume 72, Number 124 Friday,March31,1977 Durham, North Carolina iwpn- Burchill takes power, enters ASDU office By Marc Bernstein Burchill at a press conference last night, said he and Bruce Woodward conducted the coup because "it was in the student Though he still won't be formally inaugurated interest." until next Tuesday, ASDU president-elect Gary Looking spiffy in his" dress whites, Burchill ex Burchill took effective control of the ASDU office plained, "I asked students what they wanted from yesterday. But the way in which he did it raised a this year's student government and they said they few eyebrows. wanted more excitement. So that's what I decided Burchill forced Kyle Citrynell, the outgoing pre to give them." sident, out of her office in what is generally con Burchill declined to say what other actions he sidered to be the first military coup in the history will take during his term to give the student gov of Duke student government. ernment, in his words, "pizzaz." Late yesterday afternoon, Burchill, followed by Careful planning members of the incoming ASDU executive commit The coup was no simple matter, Burchill ex tee, marched single file into the ASDU office on the plained. He said planning for it began just prior to first floor of the Union. Following them were rein his election March 1. forcements from the Alpha Company of the Naval Entering the office at 4:03 p.m. according to the Reserve Officers Training Corps (ROTC), the ASDU office clock — synchronized, of course, with Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity, and the Engineer the other 49 most watched clocks on campus — ing School — alt groups of which Burchill is a Burchill and his group encountered little re Presidential privileges. (Photo by Jon Halperin) member. sistance. The outer office, in fact, was vacant, the secretary being out of the office at the time on her coffee break. Barber offers more answers Burchill, according to reports, then barked "At tention!" and proceeded to group his forces for the attack on the inner office. He decided to have the ASDU executives, engineers, and Sig Ep members to dilemmas in parking lots remain in the outer office, standing at parade rest, By Herb Watzman parking area simply yesterday, "It's those stu people with smaller cars," while he and the ROTC people would brace The Duke traffic com because no other space is dents whose parents make he said. "Therefore, my themselves for the final attack. mission has received a pro available. In the end, they the most money who will plan maximizes the total At 4:09, Burchill and the ROTC contingent posal from political science pay exorbitant parking have the biggest cars. Big happiness of all the drivers opened the door to the inner office. The only people professor James David fines, not through any real cars need parking spaces on campus." in the office at the time were Citrynell, who was Barber suggesting that stu fault of their own, but more than little cars. After William Yohe, chairman dent parking spaces be al sitting by her desk in front of the window at the merely because the all, you can park a Datsun of the traffic commission, port side of the room, and outgoing ASDU attorney located on the basis of the University has failed to at a bike rack." refused to comment on the general Ronnie Glickman, who was standing to the annual income of each stu come up with a parking Barber admitted that his Barber plan. "I can't bother starboard side. dent's parents. policy that allocates spaces plan would deny spaces to with stuff like that right Barber's proposal noted where they are needed," owners of small cars. He in now," he complained. Tve Glickman later said at the time the Burchill con that there is a severe park Barber stated in his letter sisted, however, that it was got to drive my wife to a tingent entered he and Citrynell were discussing ing crunch in student lots. to the commission. justified, "People with horse show." (Continued on page 4) "Many students are Barber said his idea larger cars have shown familiar with the ex would give spaces to those through their willingness perience of being forced to who need them most. "After to spend money that they park their cars in a no all," he said in an interview enjoy driving more than do Helms proposes new times for Carolinas' convenience By David Soloway clocks forward on a day I can sleep Sen. Jesse Helms, R-N.C, is plan late." ning to introduce a bill establishing Far from being the first state to in "Carolina Daylight Time," according troduce their own time zone, the to his press secretary, Daniel Mindow, Carolinas' law nearly duplicates the as a compromise between Eastern 1971 Dakota Daylight Time law and Standard arid Daylight Savings Time. the 1972 Alaska Arctic Time law. Governors James Edwards of South Both have met with success. Carolina and Jim Hunt of North Hunt expressed his concern that Carolina have backed the bill since its thenew law will need intensive inception. "Daylight Savings Time publicity in order to be "uniformly simply makes the sun shine too late and orderly commenced." in the day," stated Edwards in his While television scheduling will familiar Southern drawl. have to be announced here in Eastern, More importantly, sunrise comes a Central, Mountain, Pacific, and half hour after many school children Carolina Daylight Times, few other leave for classes in the morning. The complications are expected. new law calls for clocks in North and Dean of Student Affairs William J. South Carolina to be set forward 30 Griffith forsees no disturbances minutes starting 12:01 a.m. April 2. caused by the time change. 'It's cool, Duke sophomore Galen Luse re it's cool," he told reporters. Another skill course will be offered next spring, Juggling. Prerequisite: marked, "I'm sure glad we set the (Continued on page 13) agility. (Photo by David Kerr WUcox) Page Two The Chronicle SPECTRUM TODAY This Sunday, WDUR NEWS presents 8 in Giles Parlor. The Duke University TABLE TENNIS ith the am and worship. Meet at Jordan Bldg. at 5:45 APRIL FOOI5 ON THE FLIP SIDE: Club will sponsor a tournament Sat. in The FREE UNIVERSITY c bassador from Bangladesh. Tune in Radio Join WDUR'a own April Fool, Flip to get a ride to his house. Rev. John the IM Building. There will be singles, WOMEN AND WORK is havi HI Kertiner, Bon- Schaefer today from 4-7 p.m. on 1600 Danhoff will be speaking on current re luck supper at 5:30 p.m. Julie - doubles, and consolation singles with AM. as he gives you a chance to win top ligious movements. Even if you can t stay trophies awarded in each. No entry fee! will speak on the ERA and bourgeois selling albums! 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Materials and 14 weeks. Information meeting in awareness — all to the sounds of the may be picked up in Counseling Center. Beach Boys filling your ears. TWO TONS ZETAS - there wil be a meeting Sun. 208 Languages on Saturday at 11 a.m. Interviews for Summer Camp Staff of FREE SEER! 8 pm on the 4th flow of ii! 10 p.m. in Zener. Painters you are Sunday at 10:00 the Duke Naval Unit Positions wil! be held as follows April 6. Flowers, Come don't give a shit with ua! needed at the bridge Sat at 7 a.m. Do Alll t ! the at New Hampshire camp for boys and a something nice for a Big Brother today' New York camp for girls April 13. 2 A Faculty Recital' by CLAUDIA A Senior Recital by CHRISTIAN D. camps in Western N.C one (or | ERDBERG. violinist. Assisted by HEGE. pianist, student of Uren Withers. Barbara Lister-Sink, pianist, and Giorgio for boys. Sign up in 214 Flowers. Works by Beethoven. Lisit. and Martin Ciompi, violinist Works by Vivaldi, MONDAY Herman. 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Elementary school to restore American family life. children will start by learning what During his election campaign aunts and uncles are, and by high Carter called families "the backbone school they will be expected to know of ^his great nation" and promised to what a second counsin once removed reverse the trend of deteriorating is and be able to name at least two of family structures. theirs. The proposed legislation is expected The "visitation credit" is by far the to include the following: most controversial element of the • One extra day off a month for gov plan, with some White House staffers ernment workers, to be spent with worried it will result in an even more '—Ulna • * * their families. complicated income tax form and will • Federal funding of elementary and be impossible to enforce. Under the LJP- "*•—t _ • secondary school programs on identi Carter will propose legislation to help families stick together. (UPI photo) terms of the proposed legislation fying relatives. those who certify that they visited Disease found in rats • Income tax credits for those who their grandparents at least once a visit grandparents or other specified week may subtract $100 from their relatives at least once a week. income tax liability. Treasury Dept. • A $50 excise tax on double beds sources estimate the credit will cost FDA to ban milk goods bought by single persons and a $50 re the government about $10,000 a year. bate on double beds bought by mar Weekends cheaper to appeal this decision, not munist investigation idea ried persons. This will give couples a By Phillip Shavoff Those whose grandparents live IC11977 NYT News Service only for the good of the in is carrying it a bit far. We $100 incentive to not 'live in sin." more than 75 miles away will only The Food and Drug Ad dustry, but for the entire are an unlikely target" • A new tax on Florida condominium Both Moosalot and White have to call once a week to be eligible ministration announced American economy." sales, designed to keep several yesterday that it will ban An executive of the noted that the experimen for the tax credit, provided they dial the use of milk and all milk Borden Company, C.R. tal results are too shaky at generations of family together in direct. Northern cities. products, based on a study Couze, plans to call for a this time to justify a ban. The "bed tax" provision was which showed large does of CIA investigation of the However, despite dairy Divorces Carter's own idea sources say. Carter calcium to be a major cause FDA bans on both sac industry cautions, the If the extra day off for government told Labor Dept. employes shortly of an unusual disturbance charine and milk. Couze futures market in cattle employes is successful, Carter is ex after the inauguration to get married in laboratory rats. claims there is a possibility skyrocketed yesterday, and pected to ask for legislation extending if they were "living in sin," but it was that these bans may be part economists are predicting a According to reports from tax breaks to businesses adopting a widely assumed he was joking. "Now scientists at the University of a Communist plot to major increase in private similar time-off policy. The idea has of Wisconsin at Madison, "thwart the economic re demand for cattle. they'll see I'm serious about this," already met opposition from some (Continued on page 8) large doses of calcium in covery in the Western In addition, a major black sociologists, who say it could lead to a jected into laboratory world." (Continued on page 8) animals caused Calcium 'It's obvious," Couze com- Festeris Bacticiallie (CFB) mented yesterday. a condition causing the ^Sociological studies have Indian chief Desai proposes bodies of the animals to shown that milk and Tab swell up and finally burst are the most popular non The condition has never alcoholic beverages on the been detected in humans, market, especially since the ban on farm machinery sales according to one researcher, downturn in coffee con By William Boreders three factions of the Communist Party of India's Marx but "would be conceivably sumption." ist-Leninist wing, "a people's revolution in agricultural possible if enough calcium Couze was referring to a NEW DELHI — In the first major policy statement of production would be a triumphant expression of the were consumed." study finished recently at his new government, Prime Minister Morarji Desai solidarity of the masses."' declared Bajaping Ram. editor FDA administrators say the University of Holsten- asked the Indian Parliament to ban the sale of farm of the Communist journal Peking-Dacca the ban will go into effect borg in Greenland on machinery in the country for 10 years. Desai said he would present a legislative package to July 1, the samadate as the American drinking habits. Desai declaimed tractors, threshers and automated the Parliament within two months. The 81-year-old scheduled ban on sac Other dairy executives plows as "invitations to massive unemployment." He prime minister also said he would set an example by charin, a sugar substitute. deny the possibility of a asked Parliament to abandon the "road of ruinous in working in the garden of his own estate. A wave of protest has Communist plot. Bessie dustrialization on which the Congress Party would have already arisen in the dairy Moosalot, vice-president of us travel." industry. I. C. White, presi Abbot's Dairies, said Offering few details of what he called "a people's Sanford joins dent of Sealtest Industries, yesterday, "I oppose such a agricultural reform program," Desai outlined in broad Inc., commented, "We plan ban but I feel the Com terms his goal of creating work for the 60 million Indian youth who he said would join the labor market by the end another board of the decade. By Edward Fudman "Some have spoken of family planning through President Terry Sanford yesterday was named to sterilization," he said. "But for a hundred million who the board of yet another corporation — Matsushita. have already been born and face a life of unproductive the maker of Panasonic radios and televisions. ness and poverty, what have our rules for the past 11 Sanford called his appointment "good for Duke" years offered?" and said it will enable him to make contact with Desai did not answer the question which he posed in a speech yesterday to about 300 members of Parliament wealthy Japanese businessmen. and Janata (Peoples') Party workers. Several members of 'It will only take a half-day a month," Sanford the audience, however, were heard to respond. added, and said while in Tokyo he could also take "Genocide." care of University business. We must have at least Making no direct references to former Prime Minister half a dozen alumni there, he said. Indira Gandhi, Desai nevertheless criticized her A Matsushita spokesman denied yesterday that Congress Party policies in blunt terms. "Social workers Sanford's appointment was in any way related to a giving out pills and factories churning out machines recent Treasury Department recommendation that have the common element of stifling the productivity of tariffs on imported color television be raised to pro the people," he said. tect American manufacturers. Representatives of the Congress Party, contacted in "Unfortunately, the Commerce Department their hiding place near Bombay, criticized Desai's pro doesn't have a say in such matters," he noted. posal as "archaic" and "reactionary." One former deputy cabinet minister said, 'Tf the government takes away the Student Input farm machines, the people will decide to have even more Students desiring input may pick up Milk will not be gracing tables H an FDA rule children to help them plow and harvest the fields." samples in the Allen Building lobby at goes Into effect. (UPI photo) Desai's proposal drew support, however, from at least 12:30 p.m. today. 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-Burchill takeover- University Room West Union Building (Continued from page 1) I Cambridge Inn Alumni Lounge Glickman's proposed- policy on the composition of ad hoc University committees, which was to be 4.1 f Deposed president Citrynell heaves a cabinet aside to exit through door Glickman's last work for ASDU. "It will have to go to main hall. Retreats to the CI. unfinished," he said bitterly. 103 Union But Burchill's abrupt entrance cut off any dis Citrynell's Inner Sanctum cussion between Glickman and Citrynell. Burchill 4:00 -stationed one ROTC member at each corner of the Sig Eps, NROTC. engineers form ranks in Alumni Lounge room and one each fore and aft of Citrynell's desk. 03 Then, Burchill reportedly told Citrynell and 4:09 106 Union 1.With Burchil l leading, the _ Dining Glickman 1 am taking control of this office." The Guarded by ROTC, forces storm ASDU's outer of Halls duo, clearly overpowered, had no choice but to ac Burchill takes ASDU inner fice without bloodshed. Office sanctum. President cept Burchill's terms and surrender. Glickman Citrynell and advisor then went home and Citrynell retreated to the Glickman give up. Cambridge Inn. Citrynell, obviously shaken by the incident, said later, 'If Gary wanted the keys to the office that badly, all he really had to do was ask for them." She said she was particularly distresed that not one of the executives in the outer office came to her Main Quadrangle! support. "Even Peter Gillon was in the conspiracy," The story ol a coup: This map — not to scale — the takeover of former President Kyle Citrynell's she noted, referring to the administrative follows the trail of ASDU'S NEW PRESIDENT, office. Citrynell's term would have run out Tues- secretary-elect whom she had told the legislature Gary Burchill, as he led a coalition of naval day. (DTD Chronicle graphic) Tuesday night was "the man who stood behind me ROTC, engineering, and fraternity members to all this year." Glickman glum Glickman said, "There are definitely no pro visions stipulating Burchill's actions in the ASDU constitution." He was unable, however, to explain what recourse he could take. Burchill, at his press conference, said he was sorry if Citrynell was hurt by the coup. However, he added that he would grant amnesty to all old ex The ecutives. "They won't have to go into exile," he pro mised. CAUTION Do not recycle this Chronicle without challenge. first folding it inside out. Your challenge is to form as many words of tractions, slang or plural words are allowed, four or more letters as you can by using only If you can make thirty or more words, you've the letters in the word-below. No names, con- met the challenge I Graduate Center Cafeteria Super-Suppers Friday's Specials
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was telling my wife, Ralph, I said, Horny 'Ralph, you know, that machine is To the edit council: most certainly crazy'. All she could do Bees are very horny. That's how all this was to agree with me, then she started sex stuff got started in the first place. I don't to tell me about a big sale she had gone know how the birds got into it, but there you to at Sear's with her friend Myrna. She have it. You always hear about how the fly is told me that Myrna had bought some supposedly the most well-endowed of all the lawn decorations to kind of spruce up beasts in relation to its body size. (If you ha the house, you know, sort of make it ven't, you're incredibly ignorant Take my more homey. Myrna bought four pink word for it, the size of male genitalia in rela flamingoes, a three tiered seahorse tion to body size among the beasts of the world is a frequent topic of conversation at birdbath, a concrete Mexican and of cocktail parties. I mean, Christ, where do course, a porcelain cat to go on the roof. you think the expression cocktail came Boy, did Franco hit the ceiling when he from? It used to be cock tale until some came home from the Maraschino blithering idiot with easily offended senses cherry factory that night. He had been changed it Look. Take my word for it These stuffing those little buggers into 55 things do not just come out of thin air.) gallon drums all day and he was tired! Anyway, this fly business is all wrong. It is Then to come home and trip over a two actually the beev/ho owns this distinction. foot tall Mexican holding a lantern, I You see, that stinger, my friend, is no st tell you, it was too much for him to inger. (Are you catching on or should I use take. You see, Myrna has just spent all dirty words?) It seems that the bee has an this money on lawn regalia where overpowering sexual drive that can only be Franco's cousin, Malcolm, could get cured by burrowing its "stinger" (heh, heh) them wholesale for him. Malcolm into some nice furry crevice. And what could be a better place than your arm? What, in works in Jersey City at the big ship deed? Ah, wait a minute, I see I have lost you ment warehouses and all the employees again. Look. Arms are hairy, right? I mean, at the warehouses get a substantial dis even girls and fags have hair on their arms. count on all of the stuff that they move Now, arms also have skin pores. That's right through. Now, to you and me those pores are rather a bit small to arouse any sort of sexual desire. So Franco just couldn't take it any But not to those bees. No, sir. You get too longer. He ran out of the house and close to those damn buggers and whammo. later when Myrna came out the house And it hurts like hell to get screwed by a bee, she saw the whole lawn covered with A good soldier believe you me. This is serious business. No Maraschino cherries. The driveway shit was full, the birdbath was a pink glow Have you ever heard of a spelling bee? from them, they were up to the It is always nice to hear that a pro tain psychotheraputic methods used to Well, the word "bee" also means 'a gathering flaminogoes necks, the Mexican looked digal son has returned to the fold, and cure phobias, Brown has evidently of people for a specific purpose'. (Look it up.) like a dodo with himself turned upside it is especially gratifying when the been working his way up, first associat Now, I don't want to be crude but that down and sombrero stuck in two feet of person involved is a high-level govern ing with a few Jews at a time and then 'specific purpose' originally had nothing to cherries — even the porcelian cat on the ment official. We therefore greet with with larger groups. By the time of his do with spelling. And if you don't get my roof was having difficulty keeping its open arms General George Brown, speech to the colonels he was able to meaning then you had better stop reading feet from getting Marschino red wet. this while you're still ahead chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, confess that he "sat with the Jewish The neighbors were upset (as usual), At any rate, this revelation will undoub but the Sears people took pictures, to and commend him for his recently re national leadership yesterday — as tedly cause considerable dismay among a promote the multifacetied uses of Sears vealed statements on the state of the strange as that may sound — for about great number of people. Especially those union. an hour." who have attractive skin pores. And if you products in the next edition of the Sears General Brown, you may remember, Brown has been trying the same hang around Duke, forget it In about two catalogue. And Ralph said the home was widely (and we think unjustly, con technique in his relations with weeks, there will be so many bees farting wasn't too homey anymore, but it sure sidering his contributions to the na Congress, and is now able to report of around Duke that —. Oh, and that reminds was cherry. That's what she said. tional defense) criticized two year ago that body, "I'm sure they are well- me. Bees do not fly. Goodness, no. Neither do Nedla, and TheATB crew for telling a roomful of Duke law stu motivated and have only the interest of they float. You see, it is aerodynamically im In a class all by themselves dents that the Jews controlled most of the country at heart.'' possible for a bee to fly. They are simply too the banks and newspapers in the coun Also welcome was evidence that, in god-damn heavy. To put it bluntly, they're as fat as a horse's ass. Topsy try. As revealing as that charge was, it spite of his efforts to overcome his To the edit council: was a politically unwise thing to do. bigotry, he has not abdicated his The bee's ability to move freely about is determined by the Flatulence Principle Judging from the reactions of various Jewish organizations came down hard positon as a spokesman for common which space prevents me from going into persons that I am acquainted with, the on the General, and he was forced to sense in American domestic policy. here. Besides, it's getting late and I've gotta series of letters concerning the topic of recant his assertions. Brown said last May, "If any citizen of go. Go ask a science professor. If he knows bird flight has been well recieved (sic). this country is so concerned about his The indomitable chief was not so why birds float then he can also explain how This comes as no surprise to this reader mail being read or is concerned about easily silenced, however. Asserting his the release of the intestinal gases propels for their respective authors obviously his shortcomings, perceptive enough right to freedom of speech, General the bees forward and causes that peculiar possess will developed sense of humor, I'd say we ought to read his mail and buzzing noise. But wait I really do have to Brown last year spoke out boldly which they have put to delightfully ought to know what the hell he has leave. The editor will get pissed if I take up against this nation's ridiculous and un good use. necessary commitment to Israel and done.'' too much space. Why are you reading this shit, anyway? Interestingly enough there appears to the United Kingdom. General Brown, we salute you as a Glenn Dawson 77 be considerable interest on the part of Again the uproar was tremendous. man who is brave enough to recognize many students concerning a scientific Even this paper, whose editorial pages his shortcomings, percceptive enough explanation of bird flight, with a have always been noted for sobriety to see the roots of the problems in our Corny To the edit council: greater emphasis on fact, and a little and conservatism, was forced to admit society, and concerned enough to ....This machine is most certainly less emphasis on levity. It is a fact that that the general may have been too speak his mind. crazy. You know, just the other day I in all my years as an amatuer or outspoken. nithologist I have never been badgered But the information revealed by the by as many questions concerning our Chicago Sun-Times last Sunday shows Reflecting on the ironic* ofhfe, this is Lee Cla*, your April fools' night editor; today feathered friends as I have been in the that for at least a year General Brown alsocalb for the recognition ofLaurie, Stev Aarry, and H.J.'s p*c. past week. has been making a sincere effort to For those of you interested in learn overcome his prejudices. The ing more about the mechanism involved Sun-Times reported a speech by The opinions expressed in this newspaper are not necessarily those of in bird flight read on. However I should General Brown last May to a group of Duke University, its students, workers, faculty, administration, or forewarn those of your expecting a silly, 220 colonels and 70 top-ranking trustees. light-headed romp through this com civilians from the State and Defense plicated and fascinating matter to department. In the speech, Brown con Unsigned editorials represent the majority of the editorial council. forget about this article. You would be fessed to undergoing special treatment Signed editorials, columns and cartoons represent the views of the authors. better advised to read the editorials. for hts antisemittsm. Impressed by cer Now then, for those of your that are nk and other crud still with me, consider the following elementary chemical equation; Bird food + Flopsy Bird digestive To the edit council: enzymes —> Helium Now that I have become editor of The The production of helium by birds Chronicle, I want to clear up any was one of the most startling dis rumors that may have begun two years coveries in the annals of Zoology. It had ago about my relationship with my pet previously been assumed that the goat, Flopsy. Despite any rumors that power of flight was governed solely by some of my rivals may have circulated the actions of the nuero-muscular to the effect that something other than system. This claim is patently false, and just a casual relationship was going on I am often amused when friends of mine between us, I did, and still do contend express this ludicrous belief. It is only that we are just friends and that after the digestion of food has occured nothing improper occurs when we go on (sic), and a complicated exchange pro our occasional strolls in Duke Forest. cess has taken place in which helium I hope that these rumors have not cut fills the hollow cavities that birds into my credibility as editor. I am plan possess inside their bones, that flight is ning to work hard as your next editor, possible. At that point the nuerb- but staying up here until three or four muscular sytem (sic) comes into play in the morning can get pretty lonely. I and free movement through the air is need a companion and since Flopsy has accomplished. The beauty of this won been with me in my long struggle to the drous sustem is that birds produce only top, I think it fitting that she share with a very specific amount of helium, which me my moment of glory. Therefore I am enables them to maintain equilibrium, announcing publicly my intention of and accounts for the fact that they are turning the old Composition Shop on not literally floating into space as Mr. third floor Flowers into a home for my Dawson jokingly suggested. In any case beloved... er, companion. With her by I hope that this brief and by no means my side, there's no telling how far I may complete, discussion of a few aspects of go. bird flight will clear up some of the con Bare E. Bryant fusion surrounding it. Editor-designate John "John" Carlson 78 The Chronicle Close to home Just another wet dream -Howard Goldberg The Chroncile edit council was hold or Kant." veritable catalyst for an exodus reac asons. They were untyped, unsigned or ing its weekly meeting in 201 Flowers, "I know what you mean," I said. 'The tion. libelous. an auspicious board room furnished in ones that really get me are the ones Behold the noble fait accompli. No Perhaps the real gems were buried in pre-Bolshevik Ukranian-Gothic decor. about what the RLC is doing. Who the more bullshit letters. In the excitement the reject pile. I leafed through. Several members were present and a hell cares whether Dean Fein picks pro of the moment, I awoke. Here was one from an anonymous few were even paying attention to the posal A or if they make some dorm That's right. It hadn't happened at author: "What is the usual reaction of debate about the specifics of a proposed coed? One West campus quad looks just alt. Just another wet dream. almost all Duke students whenever editorial on racial oppression in some like another to me. Why do they get so they read the daily propaganda of the small industry town in either South worked up about which one they're in? Radical Academic Union? We all laugh The next day I was determined to find Africa or North Carolina. It's not like they're stuck in and say, "What extremist bullshit." Hillsborough." out what had happened to the quality of Whoever proposed the editorial fianl- letters to the edit council. They seemed An explanation of the lack of Noticing that, as generally happened ly realized that those opposed had all so much more titilating when I was a signature followed the well thought out when I spoke, everyone had stopped stopped listening and he called for a freshman. missive. 'Tm afraid they might bomb vote. Those in favor narrowly beat out paying attention, I said softly, "If I hear Digging deep into the bowels of the my room." the corps of absentions, ending the no objections the motion is passed to editorial page editor's desk, I found the Well, it was hardly a gem. but it did dreary task of seeking agreement on run no more bullshit letters." folder marked Rejects. Here were the confirm my dream. The "bullshit let editorials. Silence. dozens of letters which The Chronicle ters" would not be hard to spot even 'Is there any other business," I asked. Shall we adjourn? The word was a had refused to print for technical re- without an official definition. If not..." "Yeah, I want to talk about those bullshit letters we've been getting all year," one member said as several others swiftly moved for the door. ,rWhat about them?' "I don't think we should print them \ G,cSWf% UST6JJ anymore." —o THfcNV? J "All right. There's a motion not to print bullshit letters anymore. Is there a second?" "Second," someone said perfunctorily. 'Is there discussion? If not... " "Wait a second," some killjoy inter jected. 'The motion fails to define bullshit letters. And it would be a major change in policy if we decided not to Print all letters properly submitted." "Aw come on. You know what Wllshit letters are. They're the ones that go on for 20 column inches corn- Plaining about how the tickets are al- Wted for basketball games. Or they Say you've got to be saved, yTtnow? Like Mttonr GAUO sometimes grad students write them and then they're twice as long and they're full of paraphrases of Rousseau Page Eight The Chronicle
1977 NYT !• Real World NEWSBITS MOSCOW — Soviet premeir Leonid explained, "If he wants the New Brezhnev announced a "drastic cool York Yankees to visit Cuba, he'll The Duke debate team swept the top matches were held in the bathtub of an of ing" of U.S.-Soviet relations Thurs have to visit us." three speaking awards given at the Duke f-campus ROTC member. day. Brezhnev said he was deeply NEW YORK — The city's Spring Tournament held here earlier this Explained ROTC midshipman public af disturbed by the mutual arms cut bankruptcy was again averted at the week. 'It's really nice to win first place for fairs officer Mark Slisher, "The toy boat backs proposed by President Carter. last minute yesterday as teachers' a change," exclaimed debate team competitions are extremely valuable. NAIROBI, Kenya — A top Ugan union president Albert Shanker spokesman Jeff Heller. They teach midshipmen all about the dan general who recently defected to agreed not to enforce a contract pro Heller admitted the topic on which the techniques of navigation without risk of limb or money to them or ROTC." Kenya revealed Idi Amin's plans for vision which would have made speakers gave their presentations may the invasion of Israel. Reportedly, teachers eligible for unemployment have had something to do with the unex the plan was to fly beneath radar de benefits during recess and lunch pected Duke success. Originally scheduled Cable 13 has started plans for a nightly tection over the Mediterranean and hour. to deal with detente, the debate topic was live news program for next year. land at Tel Aviv airport in a surprise BALTIMORE — Federal pro changed at the last minute to "Resolved: The program, tentatively entitled pre-dawn raid. secutors agreed to drop plans for a Cambridge Inn french fries are excessive "Duke Nightscene," will be aired at 11:30 WASHINGTON — The House As- retrial of Gov. Marvin Mandel on ly p.m. Monday through Friday, immediate -;..>.nations Committee plans to sub conspiricy and racketeering charges ly following "The CBS Evening News with poena Cuban premeir Fidel Castro to after Mandel gave them all lifetimes Charlie Company emerged victorious in Roger Mudd substituting for Walter testify on the assisination of John F. passes to Pimlico, Laurel, and Bowie the first annual Naval ROTC toy boat Cronkite." Kennedy. A committee staff member racetracks. competition held Tuesday night The •Family plans- Quadrangle (Continued from page 3) Carter was reported as saying re The administration dropped the Pictures aPWrjSw^''- cently. idea of banning all televison broad Few believe the tax and rebate casts between 8 and 9 p.m. when Atty. presents scheme by itself will induce couples to Gen. Griffin Bell said it would pro get married, but it will at least help bably be an unconstitutional prohibi SSL***! offset the "marriage tax" built in to tion of free speech. the Internal Revenue code. i%j#i aJL The 'New Look' in SUNDAY ONLY Sculptured Jf wiili y 6&9p.m. •Hv* *li§ -Milk ban- Spri liili/.iiij. in I'ustuni work (Continued from page 4) consider," the spokesman of original »esiRn hy Page Auditorium market for milk is expected (Jiniltsia ami Waltt;r Baum said. lor
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Freewater is planning a weekend film festival to complement the current North Carolina festival in Chapel Hill. Sources report that several Fein films will be shown.
f Friday, April 1 Swinging Senators, every hour on the hour, 6 p.m. through 1 a.m., Bio-Sci auditorium. Hot Nasties and Airport Girls, 7 p.m., 9:30 p.m., and midnight, Gross Chem auditorium. Ecstasy and Every Inch a Lady, 7 p.m., 9:30 p.m., 11 p.m., Perkins sub-basement men's
$rt Winter Heat, 7 p.m., 9:30 p.m., midnight, Bio-Sci auditorium. Sodom and Gommorrah, 7 p.m., 9 p.m., 11 p.m., 1 a.m., Gross Chem auditorium. Honeymooners and Three A.M., every hour on the hour, 6 p.m. through 1 a.m., 216 Allen <>twi:> building. U4% Audio Components Myi Master, My Love, 7 p.m., 9:30 p.m., mid night, Bio Sci auditorium. Freaky Friday, 7 p.m., 9:30 p.m., Gross Chem Car Stereo • CB auditorium. Sweet Cakes, 7:30 p.m., 10 p.m., Oak Room. Tapes • Accessories Graduate Center Cafeteria Super- Suppers Mailorder Prices...Without The Mailorder Sunday's Specials Roast Ribeye PLUS Free Delivery and Fast Local Service Au Gratin Potatoes Tossed Salad Rolls&Oteo $2.65 912 w. main QgV5-^)- shop by phone 688-8544 SERVING HOURS: 5*10-6:30 p.m. Happy Hour in Gradeli's WC-fcOO p.m. 12 oz. Draft 30c «**«•*• MWWMWWWMWWWWWMMM V* Page Ten The Chronicle McGee and James to exchange jobs
By John Feinstein gram," Sanford said. "At first we were just going to give future schedules," McGee said. 1 just decided to move Athletic Director Carl James and football coach Mike him a contract through September but we realized he them all up to be a part of next year's schedule." McGee will trade jobs, effective this Monday, University would need longer than that to implement his in Sanford, McGee and James were all peppered with President Terry Sanford announced Thursday afternoon. itiatives." questions by the reporters, who came from all over the At a j am packed 3 p.m. press conference held at Wallace James said his first initiative would be to renegotiate country, to witness the post changes. The University Wade Stadium's 50 yard line, Sanford said, "We are his contract later announced that the press conf erence had drawn the always striving to bring about improvements in our McGee noted that he planned no immediate changes in largest crowd seen in Wallace Wade Stadium since the great University. We feel this change will help bring James' athletic policies. "We won't make any changes 1944 Rose Bwol. that about1* right now," he said. "We're going to wait until tomorrow "Next week we're going to have Sanford switch jobs Asked how the job switch would improve the Universi morning." with Bill Foster," a University spokesman said. That ty. Sanford replied, "We have great faith in both these New schedule ought to draw a real crowd We already have commit men. They have done a superb job in the past and I am Under the new schedule negotiated by McGee the Blue ments from God and the President to attend" sure they will continue to do so in the future." Devils will open their season at Ohio State and then God and the President? "Of course," he said, "Jimmy Insiders later said that they were amazed at the direct travel to Michigan, Oklahoma, Auburn and Georgia in Carter and Dean Smith With Smith here, the Durham ness of Sanford's answers. "He's not usually so blunt and the weeks to come. Xarl had all those people on our Morning ffera/dmight even show up," he added. helpful," one said. James also expressed pleasure with the switch. "Being athletic director is the best job this University has to of fer,"' he said. "Now I have tiie second best job. I'm very o Looking for a Place to Shop S Late at Night? McGee, who was late in arriving, ran up to the podium and breathlessly said: "Un, forgive my uh negative ex perience in being punctual gentlemen. First of all I'd like to congratulate Terry Sanford and his very fine staff on a Sam's Quik Shop very positive decision. Stays open 'til 12:00 Every Night "Being Athletic Director will be a tremendous We deliver challenge for all of us. And being football coach will be a Featuring—-Groceries great challenge for Craig, uh I mean Carl, especially since I just rescheduled all of next season's games on the •Beer (lowest prices on 6 packs, cases, kegs) uh road." •Wine, Domestic & Imports Big bet? Lowest Wine Prices in Town Although neither James or McGee would comment on With weekly specials on Purchases of cases of Beer or Wine the move, sources close to the situation say they have bet Carries: Wail Street Journal. NY Times, Washington Post and other out-of-town papers. an undisclosed amount on the other's ability to handle Erwin Road at East-West Expressway 286-4110 his job. "James doesn't know a shoulder pad from a croes-your- heart bra." McGee is reported to have said. "McGee can't even spell Athletic Director," James allegedly told an aid. Both complimented the other lavishly yesterday however. "What can I say about Carl James?" McGee said. "He is. without question, the best Athletic Director SPRING SALE this University has. I don't know what we would do without him. I would be curious to find out though," he Starts TODAY - April 1 added. James called McGee, "a man of rare qualities," and added, "you can tell a man's qualities are rare when they The Color Encyclopedia of are hard to find. This is especially true of our new Athletic Director." World Art Rumors of the move abounded at last month's ACC by J. Jacobs basketball tournament when James arrived each day Howard Pyle: wearing a football helmet and carrying a football. Asked Sumptuous, comprehensive and most useful, Writer, Illustrator, Founder of the about it James simply answered, "no comment, hut, hut, this luxurious volume, containing nearly 2400 Brandywine School hut" entries, offers essential information on painters, Get closer sculptors, architects, and schools of art from by H. Pitz Assistant athletic director Jeff Mullins explained the prehistoric times to the present. Included are situation to everyone's satisfaction however. "Craig, I Large, superbly illustrated and fascinating mean Carl, is planning to get closer to the football team the essence and spirit of the artist's work, his biography of the man who not only trained N.C. this fall," Mullins said. "He wants to be prepared for spr goals and influence on other artists, broad Wyeth and Maxfield Parrish but also founded ing practice." listing and description of styles, schools, and the Brandywine School. Included are his best Several players noted later that James would need a movements, a glossary of terms, and much covers for Harper's, Collier's Weekly, Ladies Home helmet and perhaps a whip too, if he showed up for prac more. Journal and illustrations from such classic books tice. 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6 oz. Rib Eye Steak Baked Potato/Sour Cream Tossed Salad Next to Rolls & Oleo $2.65 Page Auditorium SERVING HOURS: 5*0-6:30 p.B The Chronicle Page Eleven Wasted in the grandstand - Foster signs new recruits Juan Motime
Coach Bill Foster announced yesterday have a 57" standing vertical jump and of having thirty turnovers a game. These the opponent's big men out at mid-court that he has signed two high school all- Thompson, third cousin to former State kids will be able to dribble the ball so close where their outside shooting could be used Americans to ACC letters-of-intent, br standout David Thompson, has on to the floor that even Phil Ford can't take to crack zone defenses. inging the total number signed to four. numerous occasions thrilled Indiana high it away from them." Foster also stated that the duo's arrival The two signees are Theodus "Bo" school fans with his famed "in your ear" Not only are the two demons on the at Duke will make life a little easier for Washington, and Marques "Kunta" dunk which is a 270° turn-around slam court, but they also excellent students in assistant Ray Jones who "has had trouble Thompson. Washington and Thompson from underneath the basket their own right Washington said that his talking up to the other players. Now he are both 4'10" junior guards from George Foster was pleased with the signing of decision to leave high school early to at will be able to talk to someone on his McGinnis High School in Gary, Indiana the pair, "It will add incredible quickness tend Duke came after much soul- level." with incredible quickness and leaping to our back court They will both make searching. Foster is planning on petitioning the ability for their size. Washington is said to good play-making guards. Hell, I'm tired "I think that the basic problem that con NCAA to allow for the use of six players fronted me was the dichotomy of whether since Washington and Thompson only to stay in school or to get an education. I weigh as much as one player. If the or decided to compromise and go to Duke." ganization goes along with the proposal, Foster plans to use the two in a unique Foster will develop a "pygmie stall" which WE THOUGHT offense that he has been hoping to install will be used much like the four comers if at Duke since he came here three years Duke ever gets a lead late in the game. ago. The scheme will be based on a double- Kunta and Bo have arrived, and it looks YOU'D LIKE TO low post with his two guards set up on the as though after three long years of suffer base line. This will free Mike Gminski on ing, things are beginning to look down for Scott Goetsch to work one-on-one against Bill Foster. SEE PART OF No joke... Coach Bill Foster announced yesterday that 6*6" forward Jimmy Suddath of Woodward Academy in Atlanta would enter Duke this fall. He is an excellent out OUR MENU side shooter, averaging 23 points and 13.5 rebounds per game this season, and is considered in the same class as Jeff Lamp of Louisviil Ballard, he was named all- state and was recruited heavily by state and Clemson among others. Students hit jackpot HALF Paint) or atmce CH»KBKOIU:D By Vincent Goombatz that caught his fancy. "I think that han CHornD SiRLomot BtlF I-9C It was a dream come true for three Duke dicapping stuff is a bucket of worms. I students. liked the name and I laid my sawbuck on Peter "Lupus" Mandanis, Dave him." Trautenburg, and Brian Hurley are the Aeta Thigh paid a whopping $125.80 for proud owners of the winning pan-mutual each two-dollar bet Tnus Harley won A-l 22* tickets for the Irish Sweepstakes. $308 while Mandanis and Trautenburg foFPep wirt4 A COMPLEMENT OF SAUTEEP ONIONS MP 8RO**J $AK£ Their horse, Aeta Thigh, was the won $251.60 each. longest shot on the board at odds of 60-1. "Now I won't have to mooch off the peo A'X Z.?5- Well, Aeta Thigh ran a picture perfect TOPPED MTH fl C0MK.e«EV7" OP MUSHROOMS MP 3ROU/N SAX£ ple on my floor," said Trautenburg, a race and won the Sweepstakes by six English major. When asked what he A'l Ztt lengths while setting a new track record would do with his money, Trautenburg 5ERVEP tvtrrt A 5RUCZ JARPtrteRe'—FK&H VE6CTA8U&, ZIMMERGD at the fabled Chesire track. replied, "111 probably get high, gizum abi L IN eiPn&Note SAVC£ It appears that Mandanis' uncle, Vito and take all my friends to Jack's Steak A-M 23S- Santucci had entered his nephew's name House for a free dinner." -TOPPED WtTH 0UR. OWN-ZEZry TejUVAKt SAUCE in the Reader's Digest Sweepstakes Con Mandanis could not be reached for com AS *fs test ment — he is suffering an extreme case of GLAZEP ujim Metrep, A&ED, SHARP CHCOMR CHEESC Mandanis picked his horse and lockjaw caused by a tetnaus infection in Trautenburg and Hurley kicked in with curred when he caught his nose on a A-t> z.Vr some of their own bucks. basketball rim while attempting to jam. COVERED u//rH A TAN6 wimp wiNe-flNP-eiflKpNcce-Brnep BOROELA^E $nvcz- horse who defecated before he races bet on the favorite, Pasta King who flNUmp re PERFECTION because he is supposedly lighter but this finished last Vito suffered food poisoning A-& Z4V horse looked great on paper." after taking an overdose of olive oil. ACC0MPANICO Bti OUR. OWN HeARNArif $R\lt£ According to Hurley it was the name A-*) 7.rr _ _— _——ITFilm Society
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