Classic The Duke Children's Classic next month will honor chairman Perry Como, who is turning THE CHRONICLE 80. See page 3. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 22, 1992 © DUKE UNIVERSITY DURHAM, NORTH CAROLINA CIRCULATION: 15.000 VOL. 87, NO. 136 ACES draws mixed grades from students, faculty By JOSEPH HALL The system was busy at the be­ had no effect on the registration," complaints about the system, cit­ After a semester of use, the ginning of registration periods at said Robert Brandon, chair ofthe ing constant busy signals and University's new computer en­ 7 a.m., but the rush usually ended philosophy department. "I have a trouble getting through to ACES. rollment system, ACES, has re­ around 8:30 a.m. as expected, seminar with limited enrollment Also receiving criticism was the ceived mixed reactions from stu­ Demik said. for which a permission number "window" system, which priori­ dents, faculty and employees. The faculty opinion ofthe sys­ was required. It worked out bet­ tizes registration by the number ACES allows students to ar­ tem ranges from glowing to re­ ter, but generally, I have no opin­ of credits a student has earned. range their course schedules, served. ions or problems." Students who are studying check grades and obtain other "It's wonderful. We can watch Since the philosophy depart­ abroad found themselves in a information from the registrar's the numbers as registration goes ment has smaller discussion-type particular bind. Since credit for files by using a touch-tone phone. along and start working on the classes, the waiting lists were overseas studies cannot be The registrar's staff is pleased problems of over-registration," used more frequently. Demik said awarded until the information with the system's performance to said Lewis Blake, professor of departments have adapted to the arrives at Duke, many students mathematics. new procedure for waiting lists, who have been abroad find them­ date. CLIFF BURNS/THE CHRONICLE "It worked really well," said Other faculty reaction has not as well as other changes. selves registering after class- Harry Demik, associate registrar. been as enthusiastic. "It really Some students, however, voiced See ACES on page 7 • Harry Demik ASDU condemns plan to close East post office By DAN BRADY Campus would never be equal ASDU's legislature condemned with West." the University's proposal to move IN OTHER BUSINESS: Pro­ East Campus post office boxes to hibiting the common distribution the Bryan Center on West Cam­ of alcohol on campus is being se­ pus. riously discussed in the alcohol "People on East are very mad," review committee, according to said Trinity sophomore Paul student representatives on the Hudson, the incoming coming vice committee. president for student affairs and The review committee con­ co-sponsor of the resolution. vened at the beginning ofthe se­ "There are refugee camps that mester to review the existing al­ have their own post offices and cohol policy. That policy limits [the administration] wants to take alcohol distribution on campus to East's away." Thursdays, Fridays and Satur­ Hudson spearheaded the drive days. to improve the social options on Two ASDU representatives on East Campus when he was a the committee and ASDU stu­ freshman. The drive culminated dent affairs vice president-elect with a pledge of $300,000 from Paul Hudson, who will sit on the President Keith Brodie for up­ committee starting next fall, all grades in the East Union. hinted that the policy would be­ "All work to improve East Cam­ come more restrictive in the fu­ DAVID SUH/THE CHRONICLE pus over the past year—install­ ture. Spring fever ing bank machines, offering late- "I think there is a good possibil­ night food, and other convenience ity that there is going to be radi­ Now is the perfect time for spending some leisure time in the gardens...as long as you bring items—is destroyed if the post cal change to the policy," said your books. Just ask Trinity junior Vinay Ganti. office leaves," Hudson said. "East See ASDU on page 7 • Questions about BP might fall to new committee Classic can By COLIN BROWN less of privatization. The other a new commission. "You are well neither a mandate to privatize, The privatization committee was the issue of student-employee informed, and you owe it to the nor one to stop looking into the came to a final resolution in relations. group that charted you [to come issue, said committee co-chair Jim celebrates Tuesday's meeting: to postpone a At-large representative Mark to a conclusion]." Goldfarb, a Trinity senior. permanent decision. Lamb suggested that the deci­ The main argument at the Wendy's will not replace the sion be put into the hands ofthe meeting focused on whether or With no clear mandate from Boyd-Pishko Cafe in the fall, but future committee. not to continue the the students, Goldfarb said he champiaishp the issue of privatization is not Lamb, a Trinity study of privatiza- believed the issue warranted fur­ dead. freshman, argued tion. Several ther inquiry. "There is a lot of From staff reports The committee agreed to write that the current members of the stuff we don't know. We haven't It's the epitome of com­ a report explaining its final con­ committee was committee said no got into details," he said. memorative items: Coca- clusions, but no true consensus completely power­ further examina­ Lamb reintroduced his idea of Cola, which commemo­ was reached. less and should be tion of the issue a presidential commission to act rated itself with its classic In the midst of one argument, dissolved. "A com­ was necessary. upon the issue. format, has come out with Local 77 Union representative mittee that can't Donald Wright, an Committee member Billy a classic can that also com­ Jimmie Pugh said, "we're not even actively influence employee repre­ Jones, a Trinityjunior, also rec­ memorates the men's bas­ agreeing on what we've agreed on things is worth­ sentative, was so ommended forming a separate ketball team's 1992 na­ already." less," he said. opposed to privat­ group that would study the issue tional championship. The committee recommended A presidential ization that he further and make a more authori­ "This is the first time that there was no acceptable so­ commission should said if it occurs, "it tative recommendation. Coke has put a college on lution for replacing the BP in the be formed on this CUFF BURNS/THE CHRONICLE could get violent." one of its cans locally," said fall. But the committee did rec­ issue and come to a Committee Newman again objected to the Joe Curtis, cold market ommend that a future study group final decision, he Wes Newman members looked formation of another committee. manager at the Durham explore alternative options for said. Otherwise, this is "never at the results ofthe privatization "There is no such thing as a group Coca-Cola bottling com­ privatization. going to end." survey provided by Dining and with more authority," he said. pany. "I think it's a tribute This future study group should Wes Newman, the director of Special Events for clues to direct He stressed that the current to [the team]." examine two issues more closely, Dining and Special Events, ob­ future action. The survey showed committee should make some sort The can, which is being the committee recommended. One jected to that motion. He said the a lot of dissatisfaction with the of recommendation, but not hand produced exclusively by the issue was the improvement of committee needed closure before BP, Newman said. the issue over blindly to a new See COKE on page 7 • Dining and Special Events regard­ it recommended the formation of The results ofthe survey were committee that does not exist yet.

—. PAGE 2 THE CHRONICLE WEDNESDAY, APRIL 22, 1992 World and National Newsfile Man executed in California; appeal futile Associated Press By KATHERINE BISHOP monplace. The events recalled the words of Chief Peru's congress acts: Peru's N.Y. Times News Service California has nearly 330 inmates on Justice William Rehnquist when, noting Congress dissolved by President SAN QUENTIN VILLAGE, Calif— Af­ death row. About 2,500 prisoners are un­ that years of arguments and Alberto Fujimori refused to play dead ter a tension-filled night of legal maneu­ der death sentences nationwide. counterarguments often elapse between Tuesday, swearing in Fujimori's vers that included one reprieve after he The majority of executions in recent years trial and execution, he began his cam­ former vice president as a rival presi­ had already been strapped into a chair in have taken place in Southern states, espe­ paign 11 years ago to end delays in carry­ dent. the gas chamber, Robert Alton Harris was cially Texas, Florida, Virginia, Georgia ing out the death penalty: put to death on Tuesday morning in and Louisiana. But by its unambiguous Texans like Perot: its a long California's first execution in 25 years. and angry actions, the Supreme Court's "Let's get on with it." drive to Election Day, but in an April The sunrise death of Harris for the 1978 conservative majority made it clear that it But some judges on the lower courts show of strength, not-yet-presiden­ slaying of two teen-age boys followed an is determined to sweep away obstacles to have shown more willingness to defy the tial-candidate Ross Perot sits atop extraordinary series of events in which putting people to death wherever there is high court in death row cases than in other the latest presidential poll in his various judges ofthe 9th U.S. Circuit Court a death penalty. matters. home state of Texas. of Appeals in San Francisco issued four orders during the night to stay Harris' YeltSin talks history: The "mo­ execution. Five white legislators join mentum of history" is carrying Rus­ A continent away, justices of the U.S. sia toward a market economy and all Supreme Court remained awake through­ attempts to stop it are bound to fail, out the night and early morning, rejecting African National Congress a triumphant Boris Yeltsin told his each stay with mounting anger. At 8:45 opponents in a speech to parliament a.m., Washington time, the high court — By CHRISTOPHER WREN congress said in a statement. Tuesday. its patience exhausted — issued its final N.Y. Times News Service "We have no doubt that the experience order. In an unsigned opinion, the court JOHANNESBURG, South Africa—The and traditions they bring to the ANC will Serbs burn buildings: Serb said no further stays could be issued by African National Congress effectively strengthen our efforts to build a demo­ fighters Tuesday set buildings ablaze any federal judge without the explicit per­ gained a beachhead in Parliament Tues­ cratic future for all our people," it said in a in Sarajevo, Yugoslavia and pounded mission of the Supreme Court. day when five white legislators switched statement read at a news conference here. the hostcity ofthe 1984 Winter Olym­ Harris, 39, was executed in the apple- allegiance from the small Democratic The five who switched their party affili­ pics with machine-gun and mortar green gas chamber 36 minutes after mouth­ Party, once the political home for white ation, David Dalling, Jan van Eck, Jannie fire. ing the words "I'm sorry" to Steven Baker, liberals, to join the congress. Momberg, Pierre Cronje and Rob Haswell, the father ofon e of his victims, who watched Though the African National Congress said they would now technically represent through the glass six feet away. refuses to recognize the legitimacy of Par­ their white suburban constituencies as liament because it excludes blacks, its independents while working for the ideals Weather The execution was the 169th since the leadership expressed delight Tuesday over and program ofthe ANC. Thursday Supreme Court restored capital punish­ its new members, clearly hoping that more The defections did not appear to presage ment in the United States in 1976. The whites of prominence would follow. The further losses to the congress from the High: 85* Partly cloudy case had drawn more attention than most congress has been struggling to win sup­ Democratic Party, which once rallied white Low: 76 • Winds: not bad death-penalty cases, in part because of port beyond its traditional black base. liberals against apartheid. Other Demo­ Don't forget to remind all the P- speculation that an execution in Califor­ "This decision further enhances the non- cratic legislators remain stubbornly inde­ Frosh in town about next year's nia — by far the most populous state, and racial approach of the ANC both within pendent or favor an alliance with the gov­ UWC schedule! in many ways a microcosm ofthe nation— the organization and in our commitment erning National Party. would make the punishment seem com­ to a truly non-racial South Africa," the See ANC on page 5 • MStudent Groiips: Publicize your group for FREE

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By STEPHEN HIEL specific searches. through the DukeNet network, a system of sociology - via any terminal. Such func­ Changes are coming to the University The upcoming system is also expected to special computer lines that links Univer­ tions are beyond the capabilities of the libraries' on-line cataloging system. be more user-friendly. sity buildings. present system, said Jim Coble, senior The library staff plans to improve 'The new system is more streamlined, assistant librarian. searches by implementing the new system smoother flowing," said John Lubans, The system also will allow library staff The new system will be shared with the in the fall. deputy University librarian. Users will to catalog new items more quickly. University of North Carolina at Chapel "The bottom line, for the average stu­ see whether volumes are available with­ Currently, an outside firm is needed to Hill and North Carolina State University. dent, is that you will be able to search more out having to change to another screen. help with the process, causing a delay The software package, developed by Data information, more quickly," said Gail Complications with moving fromscree n to before new acquisitions would appear on­ Research Associates, was jointly funded Corrado, assistant vice provost for aca­ screen should be eliminated, he said. line. by the three universities. Each is respon­ demic computing. Access to on-line information will also "There will be no more two-to-four week sible for its own new hardware. In addition to the present system's abil­ be improved. wait," Lubans said. "This is a major, major ity to search by title, author and subject, Dial access via a modem will allow users improvement." "From day one it will be 1,000 percent the new system includes keyword searches. to check the on-line catalog from outside Eventual plans include access to all da­ better than what we've got now—which Users can also combine terms for more the library. Access also will be available tabases - such as periodicals, business, isn't bad," Corrado said. Classic celebration: Como turns 80, children benefit From staff reports The Duke Children's Classic, an annual News briefs fund-raising celebration for the University's pediatric programs, will also Carolina and to enhance networks of long- commemorate the upcoming 80th birth­ term care organizations, professionals and day of honorary chairman Perry Como. consumers. The classic scheduled for May 8-10 is a weekend of golf, tennis and running events Student wins fellowship: Trinity that attracts entertainment and sports senior Gregory Roth has won a Dana celebrities from across the country. Archbold Fellowship given by the Nansen The proceeds benefit a variety of pro­ Fund of Houston, Texas. grams at Duke Children's Hospital. Over The biennial fellowship funds one year the years, the Classic has contributed of graduate study at the University of Oslo nearly $5 million to pediatric programs, in Norway, according to a press release. according to Duke News Service. This year The award covers all tuition costs, living attention will be focused on the sickle-cell expenses, travel to and from Oslo and a disease program. language training course. Roth said he plans to study history at Grant helps elderly: The Kate B. the Oslo campus. Reynolds Charitable Trust has awarded Roth, a history and political science major the Medical Center a $178,259 grant to from Los Angeles, enrolled in the Univer­ continue the Long Term Care Program for sity in the fall of 1989 after transferring the Elderly. from Wesleyan University in Connecticut. Established four years ago with funding from the Reynolds trust, the Long Term Chronicle wins award: The Care Program was created to identify and Chronicle staff won the North Carolina publicize keypublicissuesandoptionsregard- Intercollegiate Press Association's Spirit ing long-term care for the elderly in North of Challenge award earlier this month. PAUL ORSULAK/THE CHRONICLE Carolina, according to Duke News Service. The staff won the award for weathering Snow is here! A part of Duke's Center for the Study of a storm of criticism heaped upon it last Aging and Human Development, the pro­ November for its decision to run an adver­ ...or something resembling that white stuff that never falls in Durham. Trinity gram has worked to collect and analyze tisement that challenged the facts sur­ junior Pratik Patel and Trinity senior Cindy Hays must not like spring. information necessary for planning and rounding the Holocaust, according to a evaluating long-term care services in North press release.

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He also measures the ions in sacroplasmic reticulum. This subcellular single cell level, in order to improve meth­ cells were chosen because they are easy to cells by tagging them with a fluorescent organelle regulates calcium ion concentra­ ods of prevention and treatment of heart grow in cell culture. Also, they are similar marker. tion, which is important for normal car­ diseases. to human cardiac cells. Lieberman also measures cellular di­ diac cell excitation and contraction. Melvyn Lieberman, a professor of cell The heart cells are grown in a controlled mensions and morphological changes in Lieberman also screens the effective­ biology, has been studying heart cells for artificial environment. After they are cardiac cells in response to changes in ness of compounds used to treat cardiac 30 years. Lieberman is working with sci­ grown, a variety of tests and methods are ionic gradients using closed-circuit TV disease. He has developed a cardiac cell assay, entists from many different backgrounds used to analyze the cells. Lieberman can microscopy. or mixture, specifically for this purpose. including biomedical engineering, phys­ ics, biochemistry and chemistry in order to gain a better understanding ofthe cardiac muscle. DDI found to be effective treating AIDS patients "The complexities ofthe cardiac muscle are such as to really limit our understand­ By GINA KOLATA seemed relieved that it showed the drug ment at Bristol-Myers Squibb, the maker ing of how a cardiac cell functions," N.Y. Times News Service was effective. of DDI, said "we're very encouraged" by Lieberman said. BETHESDA, Md. — New data suggest "We took a risk in approving DDI and the new clinical data. He said they vali­ The main thrust of Lieberman's research that the Food and Drug Administration today I think that on balance we did it dated the decision to approve DDL is to understand the regulation of ionic did the right thing last July when it voted right," said the head of the drug agency, Bristol-Myers Squibb had hoped that concentration gradients in the cardiac cell, to allow limited use of a new AIDS drug, Dr. David Kessler. "We cannot wait for all the committee might decide that DDI was and how these concentration gradients even though it had not yet been fully tested, the evidence to come in when people are so effective that it would make it available influence cell volume. The balance of all a panel of experts and the Commissioner suffering and dying from these devastat­ to even more patients. gradients also enables the cell to be electri­ of Food and Drugs said Monday. ing diseases." The drug is currently approved only for cally active and functional under normal The panel said the drug, didanosine, or Although doctors can legally prescribe people who cannot tolerate the side effects conditions. DDI, had "demonstrated anticipated clini­ any approved drug to any patient, insur­ of AZT or who have stopped responding to Understanding these ionic gradients is cal benefit" the agency had hoped for in ance companies generally reimburse only AZT. AZT, or azidothymidine, is the only important in understanding damage that allowing it to be used. for uses approved by the agency. other drug approved for the treatment of occurs to cardiac cells during diseases such But the committee declined for now to The approval of DDI was the first time AIDS. as myocardial ischemia, congestive heart expand the drug's availability to people the agency used a new sort of approval The committee was askedif, for example, failure and cardiac arrythmias. who had not first tried the standard process for drugs to treat serious and life- it would recommend that DDI be put on an Lieberman is examining the mechanism therapy, the AIDS drug AZT. threatening diseases, like AIDS, cancer equal footing with AZT, making it avail­ of ion transport across the cell membrane. DDI was approved after preliminary and Alzheimer's disease. able as a first drug to people who wanted to There are difficulties, however, in examin­ reports suggested that it might be effec­ Kessler said the committee should rec­ take it instead of AZT. But the committee ing transport, due to in the microscopic tive against HIV, the virus that causes ommend approval of yet another AIDS declined to expand the use of DDI. nature of the cells. AIDS. drug, dideoxycytidine, or DDC, if its data Dr. Monte Ho, a committee member who "The cells are tightly packed with very But it was approved with the proviso were similar to those that led to the ap­ is a virologist at the University of Pitts­ little space between them," Lieberman said. that it could be just as rapidly withdrawn proval of DDI. The committee is planning burgh, said: "I am gratified to see that DDI In addition, it is difficult to isolate single from the market if studies showed that it to make its decision on DDC on Tuesday. is not worse than AZT. But the evidence cells in an intact organ or tissue without was ineffective. Now the first ofthe stud­ Dr. Stephen Carter, vice president for that it might be better is very slight and destroying the organ. ies has been completed and the committee worldwide clinical research and develop­ there is no difference in survival." SENIORS Mark Your Calendar: The Only Graduation Party Worth Attending! 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WASHINGTON (AP)—Sen. Jesse Helms was supposed to be in Raleigh change platforms Helms will serve as honorary co-chair­ Monday, but his office saidhe wasnotthere • ANC from page 2 man of the Bush-Quayle campaign in and there was no answer at his home. But as the electoral balance shifts, the Democratic North Carolina, a move that Pat "Absolutely no pressure is being put Party may have problems surviving as a political alterna­ Buchanan supporters said was all but on Helms by the campaign," said Darcey tive, squeezed as it is between the National Party on the forced upon Helms. Campbell, a Bush campaign spokes­ right and the African National Congress on the left. A news release from the Bush cam­ woman in Washington. She said Helms Its opposition to apartheid has been pre-empted by paign Monday listed Helms as the honor­ "has been with us from day one." President F.W. de Klerk, who attracted the support of ary co-chairman. North Carolina is one of two states Democratic voters in his March 17 national referendum, "It appears that through a certain Buchanan has said he will focus on; in which two of every three whites agreed to negotiate amount of pressure from Bush campaign California is the other. power sharing with blacks. De Klerk is now talking about operatives, they were able to get his D.C. In December, Helms paid a surprise a new alliance of moderate forces across the racial spec­ staff to at least accept the title of honor­ Jesse Helms visit to a campaign stop by Buchanan in trum. ary co-chairman," said Paul Erickson, Raleigh. He did not say he would sup­ But some white liberals want faster progress toward national political director for Buchanan, who's in Ra­ port Buchanan, but didn't say he would not. majority rule and do not want to be forced into an alliance leigh for two weeks. "It appears it's the least that "We just decided to come in and pay our respects," with the National Party, which introduced apartheid Helms can possibly do and still maintain some nomi­ Helms said, when asked if his appearance meant an after taking power in 1948. nal relations with the Bush campaign. We don't be­ endorsement. That's all there is to it," said Helms, who The five Members of Parliament stressed that they lieve it will have any significant impact on the cam­ paused, raised his eyebrows and added, "at this time." would continue to serve their white constituencies, which paign in this state. It highlights the impact Pat Buchanan shook Helms' hand. are located in affluent white suburbs in Johannesburg, Buchanan has had in North Carolina. "We are going to try to give the campaign that you Cape Town and Natal province. "After only a week in North Carolina, the Bush would be proud of, and do our best," Buchanan told "In all that we do, we will be guided by the ideals which campaign feels pressured enough to hotly pursue Sen. Helms. "We're going to raise the flag up there and say have long activated our political work and which we Helms to publicly associate himself with Bush's mod­ some things that you would agree with — an awful lot believe are fully embraced by the ANC," they said in their erate-to-liberal campaign." of things you would agree with." own statement. The five recounted a meeting of Democratic Members of Parliament last month at which they said three "irrecon­ cilable" proposals emerged. 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By MAUREEN DOWDOWD m •——— i Diane Bruno-Nelson, a 33-year-old ThrooThroop find a catered party and more than a dozen guests waiting N.Y. Times News Service N.Y. Times News Service citc^yy councilwomancouncilwoman,, hahad volunteerevolunteered tto put for himhim.. AA buffebuffet oof colcold cutcuts iis seset ouout iin ththe kitchekitchen anand PHILADELPHIA — Jerry Brown knowknowss f4 ifdimihh, Ik UuPp ththe candidatcandidate iin heherr homehome.. twtwoo larglargee coffecoffeee urnurnss sisitt undeunderr aa reproductioreproductionn ooff "Th "Thee LasLastt that some days, and some states, turn out She had an ambitious plan to make the Supper" in the dining room. better than others. That's the way the karma most of her brief encounter, taking a cue On the blue modular couch in the living room, there is crumbles. from the movie "My Favorite Year," in which a semicircle of family members, including Bruno-Nelson's Plagued by a flurry of critical news re­ Peter O'Toole's swashbuckling hero is in­ mother, her daughter, her uncle and his wife, her cousin, ports, trapped in a monologue that sounds vited to a young writer's home in a New York her husband, and some neighbors, including a fellow more stale than stormy, Edmund Brown Jr., borough and is greeted by the entire build­ Throop council member, Sharon Soltis-Sparano, the the former California governor, has been ing, including an aunt who wore her wedding borough's treasurer, Mary Bibak, and an environmental careering around Pennsylvania. Gov. Bill dress to the party and the writer's mother, lawyer, Michael Cowley. Clinton is ignoring him, and contributions to who announces grandly, "Welcome to my Local reporters swarm over the house. Brown asks a his presidential campaign's "800" number Jerry Brown humble chapeau." cameraman to turn off the bright lights aimed at him. "My have dropped off. "This," Bruno-Nelson said happily as Brown arrived at brain is just foggy," he says. But if some days have been bad, some nights have been her home, "is a once-in-a-lifetime deal." worse. Following is a chronology of their comedy of political As the guests pepper the candidate with questions Just as Jimmy Carter and the Rev. Jesse Jackson did manners: about how he likes Throop and how the Pennsylvania before him, Brown likes to spend the night with support­ Act One: Bedtime campaign is going, he answers briefly and a bit groggily, ers. Brown's aides say it underscores the grass-roots 11:35 p.m.: The candidate enters and is surprised to explaining, "I'm a little tired, to tell you the truth." nature of his campaign. "You have to try to be neat," said Brown, who has been known to leave crumpled wet towels and half-made beds S in his wake. Usually, his hosts — whether he is staying at a home­ less shelter in Baltimore, a millionaire's mansion in GRAND OPENING Dallas, a union official's apartment in Manhattan, a Mormon's home in Salt Lake City or a Catholic Worker center in Philadelphia — are discreet and deferential, allowing Brown to get to bed quickly and sleep as long as 9 he likes. But one recent night, as the exhausted candidate sped Fidelity Investments along a Pennsylvania highway headed for Throop, a working-class suburb of Scranton where he was going to spend the night with strangers, he had no way of knowing that he was about to meet his match: The fading national politician who craves attention versus an up-and-coming local politician who craves attention even more. Just Arrived

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PET-RITZ QUALITY PIE DESSERT Men's basketball team cited SHELLS .99 CUPS HT (IN THB DAIRY) IN THE DELI-BAKERY WHIPPING ANGEL FOOD CREAM .99 CAKE on Coca-Cola cans in state BRIDS EYE GENERAL MILLS • COKE from page 1 and "it proved to be very expensive," Curtis COOL TOTAL CORN Durham bottler, displays the Blue Devil said. This time, Coca-Cola Svanted to make WHIP .99 FLAKES CEREAL logo and lists the scores of the team's something that was affordable for every­ tournament games. It has been available body." The company started to plan the TYSON - HOLLY FARMS GRADE "A" in area and University stores since the can early, when Duke made the Sweet 16. Thursday following the NCAA champion­ But Coca-Cola is not exclusively loyal to ship game. Cans will be available in cam­ the University. Curtis said the company pus Coca-Cola vending machines later in probably would have put out a North Caro­ BREAST QUARTERS the week, Curtis said. REDUCED lina can had the Tar Heels won the cham­ SAVE Eventually three-fourths of the state pionship. will have access to the can, Curtis said. 50c Last year, Coca-Cola produced a com­ There are no plans for other cans at the memorative bottle. The bottle, however, moment, Curtis said. went on the market only after many stu­ "This is a once a year thing," he said. dents had graduated or left the University "Unless you win something else." ^'r^SSffmaML \lB- ACES draws mixed response; t U.S.D.A. CHOICE BONELESS MOO students dislike busy-signals CHUCK ROAST. I

• ACES from page 1 "We will probably not have a help-line 140 - 50 COUNT M 0%Q mates with the same number of credits. [next year]. The registrar's number will be 2 "Until we know what credits they are trans­ used instead. The questions we received MEDIUM SHRIMP. A ferring in, there's nothings we can do about were more general advising questions than it. That is the way it has always been," anything else," Demik said. VERNEDALE BOUNTY (60 SQ. FT.) Demik said. The decrease in the time spent on regis­ Students also complained of not being tration has allowed the registrar's office to able to get through to the system. "I liked better meet other student needs, he said. ICE CREAM PAPER TOWELS written registration better," said Miyuki "Traffic in the office has dropped off. We 5 QT. PAIL 1 ROLL Okumura, a Trinity freshman who used have experienced an incredible drop in the ACES to register for both the summer and questions about records and GPAs. We fall sessions of 1992. "Getting through on have been able to be much more respon­ the phone was a whole lot more of a pain." sive to the other needs such as certification But Demik cites the lack of complaints requests and transcripts." to his office as evidence that students gen­ erally like the new system. The complaints This semester is the first that ACES has that he has received so far have been more been used for enrollment, registration and questions of university policy rather than drop/add. In the fall, the system was used of procedural questions about ACES. for drop/add only. QUARTERS - PARKAY 2 LITER MARGARINE PEPSI COLA ? LB. PKGS. BOTTLE Chronicle staffers: Don't forget Chronicle night at the Bulls next Tuesday and the pig For pickin' next Friday. A time and place for M the staff photo will be announced soon... LOW PRICES ALL DAY, EVERY DAY! Prices Effective Through April 28, 1992 Prices In This Ad Effective Through Tuesday. April 28.1992 In Our Durham Stores Only, We Reserve The Right To Limit Quantities. None Sold To Dealers. We Gladly Accept Federal Food stamps Letters EDITORIALS PAGE8 APRIL 22, 1992 Undergraduates vote for fee increase; student organizations need the support To the editor: been cut 21 percent from the operating After enduring three weeks of torture level of the past three years must now be Return to sender watching and participating in the battle slashed an additional 13.5 percent. Con­ between two student organizations, WXDU trary to what some would have you to and ASDU, I have been brought to my believe, these operations have extended Once again, the University admin­ seems to think. For some, going to get knees by the harrowing display of antipa­ far beyond the mere excising of fiscal fat to istration is sending mixed signals to their mail might be the only reason thy revealed during last Thursday's voting the slicing ofWXDU's very flesh- While the the undergraduate population. they have to go to West. The addition on the student activities fee referendum. I station has already seen the sacrifice of a A recent administration proposal of more stamp machines, scales and have come to the conclusion that there is vital news department, any further cuts calling for the centralization of Uni­ mail boxes doesn't make up for the loss no mutual understanding amongst the stu­ will severelyjeopardize WXDUs existence. versity mail services in the Bryan of a post office box. dent body of Duke University. There is, Center is somewhat mind boggling, Trogden also claims that if all post instead, only a self-serving contempt for The administration has the power to considering recent University claims office boxes are on West, students can our fellow community members. The stu­ increase tuition and fees as they wish. dent activities fee referendum that was and actions demonstrating that the keep their boxes for all four years. By Student organizations must confer with brought up last Thursday was not a greedy the student body to receive any form of fee administration wants to make East the way, Mike, students can keep their plot enacted by student organizations to increase including that for inflation. Show Campus a more attractive place to boxes on East for all four years if they bilk the undergraduate population, it was, that you care who your fellow students are live. so desire. Such privileges should have instead, a plea just to maintain under the and what they choose to do. Vote YES on According to the proposal, the post no bearing on a decision in this case forces of inflation. the referendum for the student activities office on East Campus would be closed. whatsoever. I will give you some credit and save you fee increase this Thursday. WXDU and all Students having post office boxes on from the rehashing of the details ofWXDUs undergraduate organizations are count­ East would have their boxes shifted to Most significantly, closing the East service to the Duke community that have ing on your support. West Campus. Under this proposal, Campus post office is clearly in con­ been littering the pages of The Chronicle postal service on campus would be flict with the University's stated goal for the last two weeks. Let me just state Madan Kandula University-run. Administrative, de­ of encouraging students to reside on that WXDU's budget which has already General Manager, WXDU partmental, athletic or any other mail­ East because they want to, not be­ ing a campus organization is seeking cause they get put there in the housing to mail could then be sent to students lottery. The renovations to the East Express opinions on Pennsylvania law at no cost to the senders. Campus Union were a step in the right The move would save the Univer­ direction. How can closing a post office To the editor: and insult her in this manner by question­ ing her judgement. sity, at the very least, $53,000. It could be considered helpful to East Campus' On April 22, 1992 the Supreme Court will begin deliberations on the constitu­ In addition, this law proscribes a 24- bring in more than $200,000, said Louis image? tionality of "Planned Parenthood vs. hour waiting period between the initial Maiorano, the developer of the pro­ Although the administration will Casey," the first major test of a recent consultation and the actual abortion. This posal and director of Office Services. save money if this proposal is agreed Pennsylvania law severely restricting a waiting period unfairly impacts rural and At a time when the University is to, students will not. Students will woman's fundamental right to choice. We working women whose additional respon­ feeling a definite budget crunch, cost have to pay an extra $4 per year to rent find many aspects of this law to be highly sibilities, such as childcare or work, may efficient measures are undeniably at­ a post office box. On a campus where objectionable in that they are unjust and make such a course of action infeasible. tractive. However, when cost efficiency an almost $11 student activities fee unwarranted. For example, one aspect of For example, some women might find the conflicts with University policies and increase was voted down, the increase this legislation stipulates that a doctor cost of accommodations and daycare for two days to be prohibitive. student life, such measures should be should turn most students off to the may not legally perform an abortion un­ less consent is obtained from both parents, discarded. proposal. or the woman's husband if she is married. With laws like this up for consideration, A post office on East Campus is East Campus has long been the While most young women do inform one it is imperative for all concerned students indispensable. Many students on East University's least favored child. Ef­ parent of their decision to have an abor­ to express the value they place on a woman's Campus do not necessarily go to West forts have been taken to change that tion, those who do not overwhelmingly fundamental right to choose. We hope that Campus every day, as Mike Trogdon, situation. A proposal like this one does possess compelling reasons for not doing you will inform your elected officials of manager of University mail services, nothing but harm such efforts. so—such as incest, or fear of abuse and/or your beliefs, and remind them ofthe dan­ rejection. ger they face at the ballot box if they ignore Furthermore, another aspect of this law ourconcerns. Today the national pro-choice requires that a physician must present a movement is organized for action as never On the record woman desiring an abortion with anti- before. Hopefully, a full expression of our choice literature. This law effectively serves collective political voice will enable us to / think there is a 50150 chance that there will be no keg parties as they exist today to harass a woman whose decision has preserve our fundamental rights. by the end of next year. already been made. A woman who has Trinity sophomore Paul Hudson, ASDU's new vice president for student affairs chosen to opt for abortion has undoubtedly Dipali Contractor already experienced considerable anxiety as a result of her decision. It is unfair to John Kitchens subject her to additional mental trauma, Trinity '92

THE CHRONICLE established 1905 Immature behavior shown at celebration

Ann Heimberger, Editor To the editor: solicitation for a few hundred dollars to Jason Greenwald, Managing Editor The celebration surrounding the recent replace the benches; the fuel for the very Barry Eriksen, General Manager national championship basketball game fire that so dismembered the above-men­ Jonathan Blum, Editorial Page Editor produced two deaths (drunk drivers, I am tioned student. Hannah Kerby, News Editor Matt Steffora, Assoc. News Editor told), several hospitalizations—including Kris Olson, Sports Editor Michael Saul, Assoc. News Editor a student who may permanently lose all or Where is the student voice on this cam­ Leya Tseng, Arts Editor Jennifer Greeson, Arts Editor part ofthe use of his hands—and dozens of pus, that will even discuss, not to mention Peggy Krendl, City & State Editor Leigh Dyer, Investigations Editor minor injuries. I am also told that the Rape argue for, some limit to violent student Eric Larson, Features Editor Debbie Barr, Health & Research Editor Crisis Helpline had to double its staff dur­ behavior? In the absence of such a voice, Mark Wasmer, Photography Editor Cliff Burns, Photography Editor ing Final Four week to handle the now- the claim to adulthood and the privileges Steven Heist, Graphics Editor Reva Bhatia, Design Editor routine increase in the volume of calls that go along with the responsibilities of Adrian Dollard, Senior Editor Jay Epping, Senior Editor from abused women. being a grown-up is absurd. And don't Sue Newsome, Advertising Manager Alan Welch, Produ ction Manager even talk about being "patronized" by the deans, Public Safety officers and others Elizabeth Wyatt, Student Advertising Mgr. David Morris, Business Manager After reading two letters to The Chronicle blaming Public Safety for causing such who must take responsible action in the The opinions expressed in this newspaper are not necessarily those of Duke University, its violence, I was much relieved to see the absence of such by students. students, workers, administration or trustees. Unsigned editorials represent the majority view of headline "Victims of bench burnings ask What will it take to wake folks from this the editorial board. Columns, letters and cartoons represent the views of their authors. for help". I though that finally someone entitlement reverie which says that any­ Phone numbers: Editor: 684-5469; News/Features: 684-2663; Sports: 684-6115; Business was going to at least say something heal­ thing I feel like doing, no matter how Office: 684-6106; Advertising Office: 684-3811; Classifieds: 684-6106; FAX: 684-8295. ing and propose some constructive action short-sighted for me or injurious to others Editorial Office (Newsroom): Third Floor Flowers Building; Business Office: 103 West Union it is, should not only be tolerated, but Building; Business and Advertising Office: 101 West Union Building, Duke University. to take in response toth e alcohol-poisoned, ©1992 The Chronicle, Box 4696, Duke Station, Durham, N.C. 27706. All rights reserved. No part lewd and ultra-violent brawling that seems actively supported by the community at of this publication may be reproduced in any form without the prior, written permission of the to pass on this campus for having a good large? Business Office. time. I was shocked and disappointed to find Tom Clark the letter under the headline was tacky University employee WEDNESDAY, APRIL 22, 1992 THE CHRONICLE PAGE9 Advice for graduates: Strict plans miss new opportunities My last column. While some would be sad with this retirement. "I'll go tola w school, get a job at a firm, make comment, I myself find that it brings a smile to my face. • JB partner, make a million dollars a year, and retire." It This is not because I dislike writing columns, I actually never works out that way. Things come up. Opportunities enjoy it. No, knowing that this is my last column makes Jonathan Blinderman that can't be passed up. Sometimes they work out. Some­ me happy because it is a true indication that I am almost times they're a bust. But when you're locked into a long out of here. range plan, you're unable to adjust to new opportunities. I have not had a good three years in Durham. Yes, I mistake was venturing into a part ofthe country where I Also, by planning too far in advance, we all tend to look came for a couple of degrees and I'm leaving here with have almost nothing in common with anyone. beyond the fact that we should be trying to enjoy ourselves them. In this regard, the three years have been successful. So, on to my last words of advice to the multitude of along the way. Yes, sometimes we have to do things that But when I first arrived I had the hope that I actually undergrads that are soon toventur e into the world around we don't like to get to somewhere that we want to get. But might enjoy my three years here. Actually, I knew that it them. My advice is simple. Don't plan too far in advance. if that final destination is too far down the road, youll end wouldn't be a time in my life that I looked back upon as a I remember the afternoon after my graduation from up killing yourself before you reach it. time filled with gaiety and cheer, but I thought maybe I college. I had a lot to worry about. I had no job and no real wouldn't look back upon it as the equivalent of three years plan as to what to do. I knew that I was soon going to leave Forget the long term. For now, go out and have fun. of continuous root canal surgery. for Europe for a summer of racing boats, but after that, I Find a job that you want to do. Join the circus. Live in Sri I really haven't enjoyed being in Durham. I can't re­ had no idea. It was also 2:00 and I had a 4:15 tee time at Lanka and raise elephants. You are now at the time of member a time in my life when I have been so consistently Eagle Vail. It was a tough drive through the Rockies, but your lives when you have no real ties. Sure, you have some unhappy. I made it. And I proceeded to spend two and a half years student loans. They'll refinance, trust me. Right now most Part ofthe reason is that the law school here treats its having more fun than anyone deserves. My only goal was of you don't have spouses and children. If you want some students fairly poorly. While there are many individuals to continue having such a good time. And things did work adventure, it's the time to do it. within the law school that I like very much, the school as out. Good luck to all of you. It seems hard, but it really isn't a whole doesn't really care about the quality of service The one mistake that I see from people graduating from that bad. And don't forget to feed the squirrels. that it provides for individual students. I pay $16,000 a college is that they tend to plan out their lives through Jonathan Blinderman is a third year law student. year to go to school here, yet the two times that I went to see a professor for help last semester, I had my head bit off because the prof didn't have time.

No "I'm busy, could you come back later?" It was a; "I'm really busy, get the hell out of my office!!" And although the school recruits people into its law and economics program (including pamphlets filled with facts that are wrong), there has not been a law and economics course offered for the two years that my class could have taken it. The best reaction I got when pointing this out last spi-uig when I first saw the class list for this year was a shrug ofthe shoulders. While these are specific incidents, I can honestly say I felt that, overall, the higher ups of this higher education could really care less about the students around them. Now that I have said that, let me thank those at the school that have been an oasis in the desert that is our law school. Thanks to James Cox, Robert Mosteller, Jermone Culp, Lucy, Sally, Charity, pretty much all the secretarial staff and all of you that have befriended me while I've been at Duke. You've been more help than I can ad­ equately say, so I give you my humble regards and move on.

I really can't blame the law school for my poor time here. While I believe that there is a huge amount of room for improvement at the law school, I don't think that it is that much better or worse than any other law school. My big Seniors revert to childhood in final attempt at playfulness

"And it was morning, and I found myself mourning for present and back to the past. To us, things don't look a childhood that I thought had disappeared..." • Uninvited guest better in the morning. In the morning, we're always What's the mood on campus? Well, basketball is over, talking about what we did the night before. We reminisce, finals are approaching, tour buses are rampant and Jennifer Papenfus we commiserate, we cry for what was, and try to make it thoughts turn to . . . childhood. Frivolity. Giddiness. appear once more. We party, we procrastinate, we pre­ Merry-making. Among the seniors, anyway. Shouldn't we tend we don't care about anything. And we're still lost, be worrying about jobs, since everyone tells that so many Live for and in today, where because ofit. people they know don't have jobs (as if I didn't know "So I see, it's me, I can do anything, I 'm still a child. people without jobs)? Shouldn't we be grinding our nose the biggest reward is a smiley 'Cause the only thing misplaced was direction and now into the stone to pass Advertising and Society so we can face on your test paper or a I've got direction ..." graduate next month? Shouldn't we be planning a budget After a year of blood, sweat, and tears, I see. I finally get and conserving beer money so that we don't have to eat off home run on the baseball field. it. Under the pressure, we're becoming kids again, and other people's food points when we visit Duke next year? we're not going about it in the right way. Instead of Naah ... we're too busy reclaiming our youth. We've got making everything childish (or too serious), we need to less than a month to live. For some seniors, freshman year was like childhood. find the childhood in everything, like we did when we first Now I have offended half the University community by We all began that year as part of a brand new family. came here. So your first test grade wasn't so good; you implying that life is over once you reach 22. But life will Every experience was a new toy, and every setback was a didn't take it personally or curse the teacher, you went be so different^-Mommy and Daddy stop footing the bills, quickly healed scar. There was always a frisbee game on and whacked the softball instead. So your pledge formal the University stops feeding your ego by granting you the quad, there was always someone to play with next date threw up on you; you didn't cry or return the favor, B+'s for showing up in your seminar classes, the house­ door, and there was always the. shoulder of the hall you pretended like it was the latest fashion. So your keeping staff stops cleaning your bathroom. The Buck mother-figure to cry on. Life was simple. And we loved it. roommate locked you out ofthe room; you didn't preach to Stops Here. Why think about the dreary days to come, But life goes on, and it often turns cruel. Sophomore her or lock her out too,yo u saw it as more free time to play when you can think ofthe parties ofthe past? year—declare a major. Junior year—make good grades with the guys next door. Any conversation with a senior eventually reverts to for resumes and grad school applications. Senior year— Remember the approach to childhood—what matters is nostalgia about the past. Whether it a rose-colored view get a job and get accepted to grad school. In between the the here and now, not the past or the future. Live for and of childhood when you got your first kiss (in reality fitting in and the settling down, we lost the childhood. The in today, where the biggest reward is a smiley face on your Tommy slobbered all over you) or a fondness for the days playfulness. The silliness. We became good little soldiers, test paper or a home run on the baseball field. Everything when Mom stayed home with you because you had strep perfect little soldiers, uptight little soldiers, just like the will not always be good and you will not always be perfect. (she wouldn't let you watch Planet of the Apes, remem­ ones we used to kill in imaginary skirmishes on our But every experience can be a new toy and every step can ber?), we love to reminisce with touch-up paint. Childhood bedroom floors. be a hop, skip, and a jump, when you look at life from the was a time without cares, without worries, without prob­ "Hey you, surprised? More than surprised, to find the right perspective. lems. We took the best from life, carried it into our answers to the questions were always in your own eyes . bedrooms, and gave it a prominent place on our bureau .. do you realize?" So you didn't get a job or get into grad school. Don't next to our favorite baseball cap. Life was silly putty, And now that it's time to get out of here, time to be an despair; you can always be a fireman or Wonder Woman. roller skates, toy soldiers, scars that healed immediately, adult, time to find some stability, we can't function. We "There is no childhood's end. You are my childhood A's on spelling tests, spaghetti for dinner—and it was have lost the child, and we are desperate to get it back. We friend, lead me on. There is no childhood's end." simple. And we loved it. turn to drink, to love, to daydreams, just to get out ofthe Jennifer Papenfus is a Trinity senior. PAGE 10 THE CHRONICLE WEDNESDAY, APRIL 22, 1992 Comics

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All equipment issued to sport club FALL 92- LIFEGUARD BLUES BROTHERS Chapel at 5:15 p.m. members is due on Wednesday, For adult swim classes, beg, in Septem­ JUST YOUR TYPE Word Processing Busy Family Practice needs permanent April 22, 7p.m. and 10p.m. B.C. Film April 29. Failure will result in a ber. MWF 9:30a.m.-12p.m. (hours can Service will type your papers, disser­ LATENT IMAGE IS part-time medical records clerk Monday- Theater. Benefits Caring Program for fine and charge of all equipment be divided between 2 lifeguards). East tations, letters, etc. quickly and pro­ Friday, l-6p.m. High School diploma Children. "...And we're wearing sun­ to students' bursars accounts. out and on campus. Check out Duke's Campus Pool. $6/hr. Call Dr. Elizabeth fessionally. Emergency typing wel­ required. Energy and dependability a glasses." only black and white photography Bookhout, 286-9738. come. 489-8700 (24 hours). VIRTUOSO VIOLIN publication. Pick up a copy outside must. Please call 286-3885 and ask for the C.I., the libraries, the Bryan Cen­ position supervisor. 1992 GRADUATES Sign up to usher for KyungWha Chung, Nursery attendant, Epworth United Meth­ ter, East Duke, Food Court, etc. Don't forget your bike! Car racks, violinist (Friday, 7p.m.) at Page Box Elegant Commencement Buffet Din­ SUMMER JOB $6/HR odist Church, Durham. Sunday morn­ shipping, call Bull City Bicycles, ners in the Great Hall during Gradua­ Office. FREEWATER PRODS ings, 8:30a.m.-12:15p.m., 12 months. 688-1164. tion Weekend. Call 684-3621 for more Summeroffice assistant for Duke Young Call church office 489-6557 or 493- information or to make reservations. Studying Abroad? Food served at this year's final meet­ Writers' Camp and Duke Action: A Sci­ 8597. HOUSESITTING ing. Brief agenda includes Harlos foot­ ence Camp for Young Women. May 18 Come meet other Dukies studying age, summer equipment use, grant ap­ throught August 7; Monday-Friday, with Responsible senior English major will abroad in Fall '92! Snacks and drinks NEED SUMMER HELP Low on points? Don't go hungry! Add plications, year's wrap-up. All produc­ possible (but limited) evening/weekend be in Durham all summer and can will be served. Stop by! On Thursday, more at any Checkpoint stand (out­ tion people past and present are cor­ hours; 20-40 hrs/week; $6/hr. Respon­ Work/Study student to fill Office Assis­ watch overyour home while you travel April 23, 4:30p.m. at the Mary Lou side the BP, at Trent and on East) or dially invited to partake. FWO, 7:30. sibilities include handling phone calls, tant job for Summer Sessions I & II. or teach abroad. Call 684-7266. visit the DukeCard Office. Williams Center (below URoom). financial data entry and report genera­ Must be eligible for work/study. 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From page 11 SECRETARIES DAY Misc. For Sale Riding lessons for show or pleasure. ffff Day or night, your horse or ours. Af­ Houses for Rent fordable rates, 30 years of experi­ FUNITURE SALE Molly Bowden ence. Children ourspecialty. 6048022 PERSONALS SECTION queen-sized bed, cushioned rocking or 644-6750. Beautiful 4BR furnished house 2 chair, wooden chest and small white A staff assistant named Molly, acres, W/D, l.Smiies to west. table-will bargain. Call Alexandra 383- Congratulations to our winner ofthe gift INFORMATION MEETING ON Often saves her boss from folly, Available May 10-August 10. Prize 0937. negotiable 489-7450. RHODES, MARSHALL, LUCE AND certificate for lunch for two at The Crescent C.R.S. is his plight, OTHER GRADUATE SCHOLAR­ "THIS END UP" furniture for sale for SHIPS FOR STUDY ABROAD: Not just mere oversight, 4-5-6 BR Houses, 2-4 blocks from Cafe, James Travis, his secretary, and all the $400.00. 2-seater couch, 3-seater THURSDAY, APRIL 23—4P.M.— E. 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By DAVID SANGER comment on Tuesday, and it was unclear what effect, if way that would deny him the title. But many are betting N.Y. Times News Service any, Konishiki's charges of racial discrimination would that Konishiki cannot win two consecutive matches: at TOKYO — In a direct challenge to one of Japan's most have on his chances in the future. age 28 he is already among the older wrestlers, and he tradition-bound institutions, Konishiki, the 576-pound Konishiki may yet become a yokozuna. Ifhe also wins suffers from knee problems. But he makes up in mass American who is quite literally this country's biggest the next set of matches, a two-week contest, it would be what he lacks in sure-footedness, and occasionally in sports star, said Tuesday that "simple racism" explained difficult to imagine a way to interpret sumo's rules in a confidence. why he had been denied the highest rank in sumo wres­ tling. Until now, the giant wrestler, whose real name is Salevaa Atisanoe, has stayed out of an increasingly politi­ cal debate here over whether a foreigner should be al­ You are cordially Righteous lowed to become a "yokozuna," or grand champion. But in comments to Japan's leading financial newspa­ invited to a per over the weekend and in a telephone interview on Pilgrim Tuesday, Konishiki said he had decided to break his silence because "I can't contain my feeling any longer." Reception and "If I was Japanese I would have been there already," The Life and Konishiki said on Tuesday from the Japanese city of Utsunomiya, where Japan's sumo wrestlers are now on a Book Signing Times of tour. "I would already be a yokozuna." Harold L. Ickes "I hope this makes a point to them," he said, speaking of the Japan Sumo Association, "so that they don't just 1874-1952 leave me hanging." honoring In the history of modern sumo, which dates from the T. H. Watkins 17th century, no non-Japanese has ever been awarded the top title. But the refusal of the Sumo Association, the sport's conservative governing board, to promote Konishiki T. H. Watkins ".... a masterful narrative...It stands as a tribute to after he won his third Emperor's Cup last month has prompted intense debate in Japanese newspapers, on an age that....was powered by a strain of liberal television programs and on late-night radio shows. at optimism...a conviction that men and women Already the arguments have taken on the trappings of a trade dispute, with Japanese defending their system as Gothic Bookshop could, somehow, take hold of their government and necessary to preserve an industry and traditon, and outsiders arguing that the country is simply protection­ Wednesday, April 22 shape it to great ends..." ist. And just as in the trade disputes, officials in Japan's Henry Holt & Company, Inc. Foreign Ministry are fretting about its effect on relations 4:30 - 6 pm with the United States, some expressing fears in recent weeks that the overtones of racism and exclusivity may 20% discount worsen Japan's image as a closed society. "Unfortunately, the Sumo Association doesn't think of Forest History Society & Duke Center for itself as a trade barrier," a senior diplomat said recently. Student Flex Cards, No one at the Sumo Association could be reached for 684-3986 Visa, Mastercard & Forest & Environmental Studies Upper Level Bryan Center American Express Accepted

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Times News Service nel data did show "disparities" in the treatment of blacks been calculated, lawyers for the bureau and the black WASHINGTON—The FBI, accused by black agents of and whites that led to some of the commitments to agents said. discriminating in promotions, transfers and assignments, The agreement grew out of promises by Sessions to announced Tuesday that it had reached an agreement to eliminate any policy or procedure that unfairly placed any promote some of them and provide dozens of others with It gets more black agents in minority group at a disadvantage in the bureau. Person­ new jobs and special training. nel issues affecting minorities has increasingly domi­ Under the agreement, the bureau said it would allow positins of authority nated Sessions' tenure at the agency since he took over in outside consultants to review its promotion system and November 1987. said it agreed to accept fundamental changes in how it David Shaffer, agents' lawyer Lawyers for the agents said that in the past, black selects, grooms and evaluates employees for advance­ agents were more likely than whites to receive unfavor­ ment to the senior managerial ranks. able performance evaluations and were more likely to be The settlement culminated almost a year of highly improve promotional opportunities for black agents. subjected to adverse disciplinary actions. unusual negotiations that began last April when 300 The bureau said it would immediately promote six The agreement does not affect recruitment or hiring black agents presented a list of grievances to the FBI black agents to supervisory jobs and place 13 black agents practices, and some government officials said that only a director, William Sessions. in its management training program. modest number of black agents would immediately ben­ The agents threatened at the time to file a class-action Bureau officials also agreed reassign 15 black agents to efit. Bureau officials have said before that they have made lawsuit over a personnel system that many of them the FBI's more desirable smaller field offices, where the promotion system fairer for minorities. viewed as part of a legacy of unfairness against minorities responsibility is often greater, and will open 15 more Lizzie Casell, one of black agents who sought the that lingered two decades after the death of the long- training slots for black agents. agreement, said the agents were satisfied with the settle­ reigning director, Edgar Hoover. In addition, the bureau vowed to increase the number ment. "I feel confident that changes will be implemented," Both sides said the agreement represented a signifi­ of blacks in prestige assignments like SWAT units, which she said, adding that she was disappointed that the FBI cant step for both minorities and white agents. conduct high-risk police operations, and the Hostage was unwilling to acknowledge that discrimination ex­ In a statement on Tuesday, Sessions said he was "grati­ Rescue Team, an elite force that last summer stormed a isted at the agency. fied" that the settlement avoided litigation over the agents' federal prison in Alabama where Cuban inmates had Bureau officials emphasized that many ofthe changes complaints of discrimination. "The changes to policy and taken 10 prison employees hostage. will affect all FBI employees. "Most of them are changes procedures that have been agreed to will make the FBI a The agency agreed to give some ofthe agents back pay with regard to FBI policies and procedures that will apply stronger and more cohesive organization and one that is and will make other payments to black agents to make up equally to all employees, and we have almost 10,000 perceived as fairer to all of its employees," he said. for disparities in how it awards bonuses in proportions agents at this point," said Joseph Davis, an FBI lawyer David Shaffer, a lawyer who represents the black agents, similar to those given to white agents. who helped negotiate the agreement. said, "It gets more black agents in more positions of authority where they are able to influence how decisions are made." 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By CARROLL ROGERS Duke. Announcing basketball games. Somewhere in between all the time he "When I was young I wanted to be a Dan Bernstein is set to work his forty- Granted, the Bullfrogs are paid for playing spent fighting fires, Bernstein developed a newscaster, but I just figured I'd be a second game of the year. He slides the and have 24 seconds to shoot the basket­ love for sports. But it wasn't just a love of lawyer because my dad's a lawyer and it's bulky headphones of his head set over the ball instead of 45, but they still dribble, playing sports. He wanted to know all a nice life,"he said. "...But then after I wavy locks of his black hair. Taking a sip shoot, and play man-to-man defense like about sports and the athletes who com­ spent one week at Cable 13, I realized if of water from a paper cup, he glances over Duke does. And, instead of volunteering peted in them. somebody would pay me money to do this the computer printouts on the table in his services to the student-run Cable 13 Growing up in Deerfield, Illinois, a sub­ for a living, no matter how little, that it front of him. "Five, four, three, two, one..." television station, Bernstein is getting paid urb of Chicago, Bernstein was in the right would be silly to do anything else." sounds a voice in the headphones. to do radio broadcasts. place. Between the Bears, the Bulls, the In his first semester at Duke, Bernstein "Hi everybody and welcome to Dorton At 22, Bernstein is the youngest radio Cubs, and the White Sox, Chicago has went to a Cable 13 open house, and within Arena, I'm Dan Bernstein..." play-by-play announcer in professional plenty of professional athletes with plenty a week he was announcing a Duke football The needle on the control panel's dial basketball. There are two 23 year-olds, of statistics. And by saturating himself game on tape delay. His only experience jumps back and forth across the black grid one in the GBA and one in the Continental with television, radio, and magazines, came from the times growing up when he as his voice rises and falls. He rolls his Bic Basketball Association. The youngest in Bernstein got to know sports. would turn the sound down on the TV set pen back and forth through his hands It didn't take long for him to get a chance during a sporting event and do his own while he tells WCLY's listeners about the to show off what he knew. At age 11, he got commentary for anyone who happened to upcoming game between the Raleigh Bull­ I think I've been talk­ his first big break. be around. frogs and the Music City Jammers. His Janice Bernstein attended a charity din­ It's no surprise that Duke's pre-law cur­ voice is barely audible over Cameo's "Word ing since before I ner where they were auctioning off a ten- riculum was not what pulled Bernstein Up" blasting from the public address sys­ came out of the minute visit in the booth with White Sox away from Cornell, where both his parents tem. On the floor in front of him, the announcers Harry Caray and Jimmy went to college. Duke was the first stop on Bullfrogs in their home whites are airing womb. Piersall. Janice was the highest bidder. Bernstein's college tour, and one interview out the last few shots of their warm up. "He got that as a present from his mom sold him. He pops a tape into the audio cassette Dan Bernstein because I knew it would blow him away," "I imagine it's going to be some old man player connected to the control panel and Janice said. peering over bifocals at me, asking me pushes play. The previously recorded pre­ Voice of the So Bernstein got to spend a few precious about apartheid or whatever current event game interview with Raleigh head coach Raleigh Bullfrogs moments in the booth at the old Comiskey happened to be at the time...but the first Monte Towe gives him a five-minute Park. "My most vivid memory is seeing thing he asked, he said, 'you're from Chi­ breather. Harry Caray with a cooler of Budweiser at cago?' I said, 'yeah'...He said, 'Are you a A large woman comes up behind the National Basketball Association is 29. his feet," he said. In between cracking Sox fan or a Cubs fan?' I said, 'I'm going to Berhstein and taps him on the shoulder, Despite his youth, talking is nothing open his beers, Caray called the game. And school here. That's it."' asking him ifhe has seen Mike with pro­ new for Bernstein. "I think I've been talk­ for one batter, Caray turned the spotlight His love of sports brought him to motions. As Bernstein points in Mike's ing since before I came out of the womb," over to Bernstein. Durham, landed him a job at the student direction, Edwina Peeples explains that he said. Actually, he started talking when "And now up to bat for the White Sox is TV station, and introduced him to Steve she is to sing the national anthem, replac­ he was nine months old, according to his Goldberg who became his announcing part­ ing the original singer who canceled at the father, Bruce Bernstein. "And he never ner and roommate. last minute. stopped," said his mother, Janice Steve had met Dan's Roommate before "I'd rather hear you sing any day," Bernstein. [Dan] told me to pre­ he met Dan, and one night early in his Bernstein says, charming her. "You'll blow Even at a young age, Bernstein didn't tend like I was just freshman year, Steve went to see Dan's the roof off this place." just talk. He was articulate. When he and roommate. Over a beer, Steve and Dan got She walks off and Bernstein glances at a his sister Jill played together as little kids, sitting in front of the to talking about (surprise!) sports. Two or friend sitting a few seats down on press their mother used to set out a tape re­ TV watching the three hours later they had made a connec­ row. "Good crowd, huh," he jokes as the corder and record their voices. It was un^ tion that would last until graduation and last ofthe few hundred fans scatter some der these circumstances one December day game with him hav­ beyond. color across the bright red chairs of the in 1976 that Bernstein showed an early ing a beer. After some urging, Dan convinced Steve 5700-seat arena. "It's too cold. That's what glimpse of things to come. to join him on the air at Cable 13. "He told it is." Apparently the weatherman's pre­ "I had this hoarse voice," recalled Jill, Steve Goldberg me to pretend like I was just sitting in diction of a slight chance of snow was who was three at the time. "And I was front of the TV watching the game with enough to keep local North Carolinians babbling and singing little songs. My On broacasting with him having a beer," Goldberg said. "He snug in their homes on this Wednesday brother gets on and he says in a completely Dan Bernstein was always relaxed. He had total control of night leaving their infant Global Basket­ enunciated voice, as ifhe had taken speech what was going on. We always ended up ball Association franchise to fend for itself. class already, 'the following items are what laughing on camera. It was a lot of fun." After the pregame prayer and Edwina's I would like to receive for Hannukah this the man they call the raging bull," For four years Bernstein did every game rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner, year..."' Dan was seven. Bernstein says in his best Harry Caray for Cable 13 in any sport, predominately Bernstein gets back to business. "Edwina So was Bernstein destined to become a voice. "'Dan, do you know who that is?', football and basketball. And one of the has to hold the mike about a foot from her broadcaster? His first inclination sent him said Caray. And I said, 'It's either Greg benefits that came with the job was the face. And it's a good thing, otherwise we'd in another direction. Like a lot of kids, Luzinski or Robert DeNiro."' Cable 13 press pass. It guaranteed him a have sparks flying in here," he says into Bernstein wanted to be a fireman when he In high school Bernstein was on the seat in Cameron Indoor Stadium regard­ the microphone attached to his right head­ grew up. "When he was three years old he forensic speaking team. He competed in less of what time he showed up for a phone. wouldn't leave the house without his dramatic acting and also in humorous in­ basketball game and how many other stu­ The starting lineups are introduced and fireman's hat on," his father said. terpretation, in which he would playall dents came. Dan and Steve got to strut Bernstein scoots his folding chair up to the But unlike most three year-olds, Dan the characters and do all the voices in a past their friends among the Cameron table and tucks his feet in, one wrapped was pretty ambitious. "He knocked on comic scene from a play. His talent took Crazies waiting in line outside, and saun­ around each ofthe chair's front legs. "We neighbors' doors to inquire about any fires him all the way to the state tournament ter to their seats in the press box where are set to go," he says. they might have," Janice said. "...This one his senior year where he was one of five they got to drink free cokes and eat free Just nine months after graduating from neighbor was kind enough to discover a high school students in Illinois to make the See BERNSTEIN on page 16 • Duke University last May, Bernstein is set fire. She showed him the oven. She showed tournament in two events. Despite this to go. Just a few miles down Tobacco Road, him the pilot light, and she asked him to success, Bernstein wasn't looking to join Wednesday he has found the same thrill that he had at check it out, which he promptly did." up with the actors on the silver screen. Baseball vs. Norfolk State, Jack Indiana, UCLA head preseason NIT field Coombs Field, 3:00 p.m. Friday NEW YORK (AP)—Indiana and UCLA, later date, but the first-round games will broadcast of high school all-star game. which met for the West Regional title in be played at campus sites on Nov. 18 and An NCAA rule bars a coach from serv­ the NCAA tournament last month, are 19. The second round will again be at ing as an announcer or commentator for a Baseball vs. Wake Forest, Jack among the 16 teams selected to play in the campus sites on Nov. 20 and 21. The semi­ high school game broadcast. Coombs Field, 3:00 p.m. 1992 Preseason NIT. finals are set for Madison Square Garden The other coaches were Jim Boeheim of The field for the eighth annual tourna­ on Nov. 25 with the championship game Syracuse, Lou Campanelli of California Men's Track at Penn Relays, Philadel­ ment was announced Tuesday by execu­ played on Nov. 27. and John Calipari of Massachusetts^ phia tive director Jack Powers. The PreseasonNIT, the Tipoff Classic— "There were 15 coaches on TV," Cremins In addition to the Hoosiers and Bruins, Connecticut vs. Purdue — and the Great said. "We can go on TV and talk about Lacrosse vs. Maryland, First Round of seven other NCAA teams — Seton Hall, Alaska Shootout will be the only Division different things. That's ridiculous." Atlantic Coast Conference Tourna­ Murray State, Florida State, Delaware, I games played before Dec. 1. While declining to comment specifically ment, College Park, Md. Texas-El Paso, Tulane and Iowa State — on the game, Rick Evrard, NCAA director are in the field. Rutgers was the only team Cremins violated NCAA rule of legislative services, said high school all- invited that played in the postseason NIT star events are considered broadcasts of Women's Track at Penn Relays, Phila­ last month. The other teams chosen were ATLANTA (AP)—Georgia Tech basket­ high school contests and that college delphia Wagner, Siena, George Mason, St. Louis, ball coach Bobby Cremins and three other coaches should not appear. Auburn and Indiana State. Division I coaches apparently violated an NCAA officials would not say if they Men's Golf at Cavalier Invitational, The pairings will be announced at a NCAA rule by appearing Sunday on the were investigating the matter. Charlottesville, Va. PAGE 16 THE CHRONICLE WEDNESDAY, APRIL 22, 1992 Experience at Duke prepared Bernstein for broadcasting career

• BERNSTEIN from page 15 "Once he realizes he can't do someone well, he'll work on food. But it wasn't all gravy. The pressures ofthe games it until he gets it perfectly," Jill said. could be really stressful, Bernstein said. I want [Bob] Costas' job. I He came close to perfect two years ago when he won the The stress paid off, and Duke basketball can chalk it up. Dick Vitale sound-alike contest at Reynold's Coliseum in The strength of the program sent another graduating want it now...He can keep his Raleigh. While other contestants wore bald heads or used Blue Devil into the pros. According to Bernstein, it's no wife and his house, whatever. I other props, Bernstein showed up in just a suit. He did his coincidence. own version of Vitale's '3-D'ers (drive, draw, and dish) by "The fact that I got a job [with the Bullfrogs] is because just want the job. labeling a guy a '3-P'er (a poor, pathetic, putz). And in the of Duke and because ofthe basketball program there," he process he earned $500 in cash and a lifetime supply of said. "...That's almost a pro type of atmosphere. Yes, it's Dan Bernstein Windex. a college, but the sports information department really Similar to Vitale's, but a little less dynamic (hard to works like an NBA PR department would. Just being believe though it may seem) is Bernstein's enthusiasm for exposed, rubbing elbows with very important people in ofthe upcoming major league baseball season. sports. that press room." "He was going through the American League West and "He's an incredible sports fanatic," Davis said. 'He Among the important people Bernstein was rubbing he said/And then we have the Seattle Mariners, but since reads the box scores...Ke just knows a lot about sports. He elbows with was a man who has given many a Duke kid there are no Mariners' fans, I won't talk about them,"' said lives sports. It's ingrained in him." the boost he needs to get into professional ball: Duke head Davis. "And he's doing the Detroit Tigers and he said the So he fives sports. And whether he playing, watching, coach Mike Krzyzewski. Krzyzewski demands the best top ten Tiger slogans for the 1989-1990 season...the num­ or calling a game, sports are a central part of his fife. from his players, and his coaching doesn't stop when he ber one thing was 'Detroit, come for the baseball, stay for Bernstein's is one of those success stories in which the walks from the locker room to the press room. the crack violence."' protagonist makes a career out of doing what he loves and "The press conferences with Coach K were a tremen­ Bernstein participated in a roundtable sports talk show what he's good at doing. dous learning experience because he is one of those guys hosted by Davis this February on Cable 13. Davis was "I want [Bob] Costas's job. I want his job now," Bernstein who will tell you immediately when you ask a stupid talking about the foot injury Duke's point guard Bobby said. "I want to wake up some day like a Freaky Friday question. He'll say (his voice takes on a more nasal, Hurley had suffered. Davis said, "Bobby's Hurley injury.. .1 kind of thing, fike a bad Disney movie, and all of a sudden midwestern tone) 'That's just a stupid question, and I mean Bobby Hurley's injury..." I have Costas's job. He can keep his wife and his house, don't know why you'd ask me that because it's just stupid. Bernstein responded, "I hear he has a herniated Hurley." whatever. But I just want the job. It has no bearing on the basketball game."' Living and broadcasting with Bernstein convinced Steve "I want a talk show where I can goof around, and I just Bernstein's freshman year, he made a rookie mistake Goldberg that his roommate is half-sportscaster, half- want to be able to worry on game day about rosters and my and asked Krzyzewski a 'bonehead' question. He said stand-up comedian. "He's probably the funniest person hair, and that's a great life." Krzyzewski's response was to brush him off. It hurt. The I've ever met," Goldberg said. Well, for now it's another day courtside ofthe Raleigh tears he was fighting back were evidence of that. But it "Sports is his comedy material," Davis said. "He's a Bullfrogs. What should have been a blowout for the Frogs was good. "I try not to ask stupid questions anymore," comic. He's an entertainer. That's first and foremost. turns into a good game, and they pull out a squeaker 108- Bernstein said. "...The great thing was Coach K treated Sports is just the form it happens to take." 104. me like he would any other reporter, and in the long run Like any good comedian, Bernstein is a talented imita­ "Until tomorrow night, this is Dan Bernstein saying so I really appreciated that." tor of voices. And it's not something he developed in long everybody." Another of Bernstein's duties at Cable 13 was hosting forensic speaking. The Bernstein family has been wit­ Someone has brought Dan a beer, possibly because in the show Sports Center. Narrating game highlights and nessing it for years. Back in Deerfield, Bernstein imitated the game's nerve-racking final minutes, he announced talking about sports in a casual setting gave him a chance family members, neighborhood friends, parents of neigh­ over the air that he would pay $50 for a beer. He's to show off not only his knowledge of sports but his sense borhood friends, his high school teachers. complaining of a phenomenon he calls "headset head" of humor. "I would come home after my first week of high school which he describes as being much worse than "hat head," Seth Davis, a Duke senior, worked with Bernstein on and sit with him and he would imitate every one of my as he packs up all the radio equipment from his one-man the Cable 13 staff for three years. Though Davis claims high school teachers," Jill said. show into a big gray suitcase. that Bernstein did his funniest stuff before the cameras Jill says his strengths are his Woody Allen and Jerry The game is over. The job is done. But it was fun. rolled, he remembers a few of Bernstein's funnier mo­ Lewis. Davis likes his Marv Albert and Charley Steiner. "I know that I've found my calling. No pun intended." ments on the set, one of which was during a preview he did But basically the question is who can't he imitate. Sure. CALLING ALL FACULTY!! IT'S THE THIRD ANNUAL THE DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK CONTEST My grandmother died - again. My grandfather had an out of body experience, and he came to visit me during it. The roof in my dorm leaked, the water shorted out my computer, a virus destroyed my disk, and I couldn't get on the printer at Perkins. You'll never believe this but... My car had ajlat on the way back from Spring Break. It took me six days to find a tow truck in Palm Beach. My parents took me out to dinner this weekend and we didn't get back until Wednesday. If you have heard excuses better than these, submit them to the 'The Dog Ate My Homework" contest. The best entries will be published in the Chronicle's Exam Break Issue. The top three winners will receive prizes. The Rules: Entries must be received by 12 noon on Friday, April 24, 1992, in the Chronicle Classified Depository located at the 3rd Floor of Flowers Building. 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