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Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GO

Sun Oct 2, 2011

06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G

Thirty Minutes After Noon Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.

07:00 KIDS WB SUNDAY WS G

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

07:05 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Fred Strikes Out Fred finds himself in quite a "pickle" after he promises to take Wilma to the movies on the same evening that he is to play in a bowling league playoff.

07:30 SMURFS G

Hefty Sees a Serpent / Phantom Bagpiper Nobody believes Hefty when he tells the other Smurfs of a huge serpent until Gargamel's Scottish counterpart captures them.

08:00 CLASSICS G Adventures of iconic Looney Tunes characters Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Tweety, Silvester, Granny, the , Speedy Gonzales, Marvin the Martian Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner.

08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G

Mascot Madness/ Tomato Paste

All the campers vie to become Camp Kidney's newest mascot; unfortunately, there can be only one winner.

09:00 SYM-BIONIC TITAN Repeat PG

Neighbors in Disguise

After purchasing a new house, Ilana, Lance and Octus try to fit in with the rest of the neighborhood. Meanwhile, Modula is informed that Ilana is still alive on Earth and sends an even more powerful creature to get the job done.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

09:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

Inside The Outsiders! Batman and the Outsiders are under a metaphysical attack by Psycho Pirate. Batman enters the Mindescape and helps Black Lightning, Katana and battle their own personal demons.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

10:00 GENERATOR REX WS PG

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

10:30 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG

Paradox A time experiment in the 1950s sends a bizarre monster to Ben's time. Now Ben, Gwen, and Kevin must team up with Paradox to face off against the unstoppable creature.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

11:00 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI WS PG

Room for One More

Antonio feels that he must prove himself as the Gold Samurai Ranger after unexpectedly joining the team.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

11:30 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

Brain Storm

The Brain develops a way to harness the energy of tornadoes in his latest bid to take over the world. 12:00 THE CITY Repeat WS PG

The Truth Hurts Kelly Cutrone celebrates her birthday party in Manhattan and her outspoken opinions about Allie's appearance offend the waifish model. Meanwhile, an ex-boyfriend of Erin's comes into town.

12:30 ECLIPSE MUSIC TV WS PG

Shura Taft and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.

13:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

So This Is How Sinatra Felt After twenty years of marriage, Al proves his undying love for Peggy when he refuses the advances of a beautiful young shoe groupie.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

13:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

I Who Have Nothing

Taking stock of his possessions for something to leave Bud...and depressed by finding nothing, Al wants the game ball from his football glory days - which is in the hands of an old girlfriend he hasn't seen since high school.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

14:00 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Age Against The Machine

Charlie has a hard time keeping up with his new 23 year old girlfrien who likes to party every night.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

14:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

An Affair Not To Remember Caitlin takes a trip down memory lane and realises that she and Charlie met years before and that he was the reason why she lost what might have been the best relationship of her life.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

15:00 THE BACHELORETTE Repeat WS PG

Ashley makes pizza in suburban Atlanta, rides in a horse-drawn carriage outside Philadelphia, picnics in Sonoma, Cal., and roller skates on Long Island, N.Y., as she visits the hometowns of her final four bachelors. Returning to the Malibu mansion, she sends one of the guys back home and heads off to Fiji with the other three.

16:30 CRASH COURSE Repeat WS PG In this reality series, five two-member teams compete in extreme driving-course challenges with the final two teams battling it out on the final Crash Course. Orlando Jones and Dan Cortese are the hosts.

17:30 WIPEOUT USA Repeat WS PG

Screw You Banana 24 thrill seekers must endure the worlds largest obstacle course consisting of the Big Balls, mud baths, the Sweeper and countless wipeouts. Only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize.

18:30 THE MIDDLE Repeat WS PG

The Math Class Frankie locks horns with Brick's third-grade teacher, Ms. Rinsky, when Brick gets a D on a math test and Frankie thinks poor teaching is to blame.

Starring: Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Eden Sher, Atticus Shaffer, Charlie Mcdermott

19:00 THE MIDDLE Repeat WS PG

Spring Cleaning Spring cleaning stirs up a hornet's nest at the Heck house, and Brick starts a neighborhood information stand, handling inquiries for a dollar each.

Starring: Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Eden Sher, Atticus Shaffer, Charlie Mcdermott

19:30 HAMISH & ANDY'S GAP YEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG

(*Season Final*)

Hamish and Andy have taken their misplaced sense of adventure to all corners of the Globe, and now it's New York's turn. Hamish & Andy's Gap Year will broadcast back to Australia from a makeshift studio in a Brooklyn factory in front a live audience of Australian ex-pats and holidaymakers. The show will continue Hamish & Andy's strong commitment to very silly ideas, from competing in catfish noodling competitions in Oklahoma to hidden camera antics with unsuspecting New Yorkers. 20:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Bozeman Reaction When their apartment is robbed, Leonard and Sheldon turn to their friends to create a state-of-the-art security system, and Sheldon struggles to cope.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Einstein Approximation Suffering from a case of "physicist's block," Sheldon's search for the answer to a physics problem leads him to work at the Cheesecake Factory with Penny.

Starring: Melissa Rauch, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:30 21 2008 Captioned Repeat WS M

21

Based on true story, looking for a way to pay for his tuition, Ben turns to one of his professors, who in return, mentors Ben and five other students to become card-counting experts with the intent of swindling millions out of Las Vegas casinos.

Starring: Kate Bosworth, Laurence Fishburne

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

00:10 GOSSIP GIRL WS PG

Double Identity

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

01:05 Repeat M

Jared Has Aides

The boys try to fatten up Butters and then liposuction him so they can get a marketing deal at a local restaurant. Meanwhile, Jared from commercials causes a controversy when he reveals that he lost weight with the help of aides.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

01:35 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Fastest Criminal in Reno

The deputies try to catch the fastest criminal in the southwestern United States: Fast Eddie McLintock!

Starring: Thomas Lennon, Carlos Alazraqui, Christian Roberts, Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

Prescription For Love Following their aborted attempts at romance, learns that Elliott is now dating one of the magazines models. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Al Bundy Shoe Dick In a style reminiscent of the old Hollywood thriller, Al dreams he's a private eye who finds himself in the middle of a murder when he's hired by a femme fatale to protect her inheritance from her thieving family.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Happy Household After quarreling over the household budget with Fred, Wilma applies for a job at the Bedrock Radio-Television Corp. Mon Oct 3, 2011

06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G

Dark Ages Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.

06:30 HOLLY'S HEROES Captioned Repeat WS PG

Crossing The Line As the Rams prepare for their movie marathon, Nick's aggressive behaviour threatens his friendship with Holly. Stars Dominique Crawford and Greta Larkins.

07:00 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

Room for One More

Antonio feels that he must prove himself as the Gold Samurai Ranger after unexpectedly joining the team.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Spellbound

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

The Krakken While stopped at a lakefront campsite, Ben has a chance encounter with a Loch Ness-type sea monster called a Krakken.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS Repeat G

Hefty Sees a Serpent / Phantom Bagpiper Nobody believes Hefty when he tells the other Smurfs of a huge serpent until Gargamel's Scottish counterpart captures them.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Fred Strikes Out Fred finds himself in quite a "pickle" after he promises to take Wilma to the movies on the same evening that he is to play in a bowling league playoff.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

My Master, The Rainmaker Through Jeannie's misguided attempts to help, Doctor Bellows thinks that Tony can make it rain at will. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

Mason Dixon Girls

When Bo and Luke pick up Jesse's new hot water heater at the station depot and discover that its filled with marijuana, they are in hot water until private eye Mason Dixon and his two pretty assistants help them cool things down.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

11:00 WIPEOUT USA Repeat WS PG

Screw You Banana 24 thrill seekers must endure the worlds largest obstacle course consisting of the Big Balls, mud baths, the Sweeper and countless wipeouts. Only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize.

12:00 Repeat G

Samantha's Magic Mirror Samantha fixes all the mirrors in the house so that the depressed Esmerelda will look prettier just before her old boyfriend shows up. Stars and Dick Sargent.

12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Age Against The Machine

Charlie has a hard time keeping up with his new 23 year old girlfrien who likes to party every night.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck 13:00 Repeat WS PG

The Nap George is tired and needs to take a nap at work, so he naps under his desk and Kramer takes up swimming in the East River. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Michael Richards.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

So This Is How Sinatra Felt After twenty years of marriage, Al proves his undying love for Peggy when he refuses the advances of a beautiful young shoe groupie.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

When Nina Met Elliot's Mother Nina inspires Elliotts mom to start her life over again; Maya and Jack accidentally kill Finchs prized cat. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Smitten With Kittens/Alias Poor Skullhead/White Gloves

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Permanent Retirement Grandpa, Gwen and Ben visit a spinster relative only to find that her retirement community has been overtaken by a shape shifting aliens called Limax.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

I'm Done With You

Kristin and Audrina finally meet. Justin is in trouble and Spencer has a surprise for Heidi.

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

My Wild-Eyed Master When Tony says that astronauts should have perfect vision, Jeannie blinks and gives Tony X-ray vision. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Laugh, Clown, Laugh First Endora has Darrin constantly telling jokes and then reverses the spell so that he laughs whenever he hears something sad or horrible. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Nap George is tired and needs to take a nap at work, so he naps under his desk and Kramer takes up swimming in the East River. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

18:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Apology Insufficiency Howard baffles Sheldon when he won't accept his apology; and an FBI agent (Eliza Dushku) interviews the guys for Howard's security clearance.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg

AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - 19:00 Captioned Repeat WS PG DAILY EDITION From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe. 19:30 TOP GEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG

Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May travel to the USA to take three new generation muscle cars on an epic road trip from San Francisco to the heart of Utah. And after the excitement of their last American road trip, this time they do their best to avoid letting a mob of angry locals pelt them with rocks. Guest stars Abarth and pop idol Will Young.

20:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS M

The Two Finger Rule Chelsea's discovery of nude photos of another woman on Charlie's iPhone leads to him sharing a drunken evening with friends where they recall old memories.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Large Hadron Collision It's Valentine's Day, and Leonard can only bring one guest on a trip to see CERN's Large Hadron Collider (the world's largest and highest energy particle accelerator) in Switzerland. Will it be Sheldon or Penny?

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:30 PAUL BLART: MALL COP 2009 PG

Paul Blart: Mall Cop Overzealous security guard, Paul Blart finds himself in way over his head when he attempts to thwart a criminal mastermind's plot to rob an entire shopping mall.

Starring: Kevin James, Keir O'donnell, Jayma Mays, Raini Rodriguez

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Mild Coarse Language

23:30 CHUCK WS M

Chuck Versus The Fat Lady Chuck and Jill must put their revived relationship on hold when Chuck is assigned to hunt down shady CIA agents. But there's a personal obstacle: Jill's jealousy grows when she finally meets Sarah.

Starring: Zachary Levi, , Adam Baldwin, Joshua Gomez, Sarah Lancaster

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

00:30 CHUCK WS M

Chuck Versus The Gravitron

As Chuck deals with a monumental personal betrayal, he's assigned to exploit his relationship with Jill to smoke out an agent called Leader. Meanwhile, Captain Awesome's parents plan to visit for Thanksgiving, prompting a determined Ellie to cook up the perfect dinner.

Starring: Zachary Levi, Yvonne Strahovski, Adam Baldwin, Joshua Gomez, Sarah Lancaster

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

The Prefect of Wanganui

The deputies escort a visiting dignitary from Reno's sister city of Wanganui around town.

Starring: Thomas Lennon, Carlos Alazraqui, Christian Roberts, Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

When Nina Met Elliot's Mother Nina inspires Elliotts mom to start her life over again; Maya and Jack accidentally kill Finchs prized cat. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners. 05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

So This Is How Sinatra Felt After twenty years of marriage, Al proves his undying love for Peggy when he refuses the advances of a beautiful young shoe groupie.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Fred Strikes Out Fred finds himself in quite a "pickle" after he promises to take Wilma to the movies on the same evening that he is to play in a bowling league playoff. Tue Oct 4, 2011

06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G

A Short History Of Time Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.

06:30 HOLLY'S HEROES Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Away Game As the Outlaws prepare for their match away from home, Holly starts to doubt Max's coaching abilities. Stars Dominique Crawford and Greta Larkins.

07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

Brain Storm

The Brain develops a way to harness the energy of tornadoes in his latest bid to take over the world.

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Smitten With Kittens/Alias Poor Skullhead/White Gloves

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Permanent Retirement Grandpa, Gwen and Ben visit a spinster relative only to find that her retirement community has been overtaken by a shape shifting aliens called Limax.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS G

Jungle Jitterbugs / Phantom Bagpiper

Vanity's dancing feet help bring rain to a South American village.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

This Is Your Lifesaver

Fred rescues a wily stranger and discovers he is endlessly responsible for the life he saved.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

My Wild-Eyed Master When Tony says that astronauts should have perfect vision, Jeannie blinks and gives Tony X-ray vision. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

R.I.P. Henry Flatt The Dukes help an old con man who has swindled Boss Hogg out of $20,000 and whose flimflam is going to be exposed.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

11:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat WS PG

Night Of The Strangler A series of rag doll stranglings bring Charlie's Angels on the case. Charlie counts on Kelly's resemblance to the first murdered girl to attract the killer. Stars Kate Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Jaclyn Smith.

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Laugh, Clown, Laugh First Endora has Darrin constantly telling jokes and then reverses the spell so that he laughs whenever he hears something sad or horrible. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

An Affair Not To Remember Caitlin takes a trip down memory lane and realises that she and Charlie met years before and that he was the reason why she lost what might have been the best relationship of her life.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck 13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Yada Yada After a fellow comedian converts to Judaism, Jerry gets a sneaking suspicion that his motivation was the ability to tell Jewish Jokes. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

I Who Have Nothing

Taking stock of his possessions for something to leave Bud...and depressed by finding nothing, Al wants the game ball from his football glory days - which is in the hands of an old girlfriend he hasn't seen since high school.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

Dial 'N' For Murder

A message from her first modelling agent and mentor has Nina worried. Ever since abandoning Catherine DuChamp back when she started becoming a success, Nina has never looked back. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Fair Game/Puppet Rulers

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Hunted Ben finds himself hunted down by three alien bounty hunters--the crustacean-like Kraab, the mechanical assassin Sixsix and the mysterious hoverboard--hired by Vilgax to procure the prototype watch.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

On To The Next

Justin and Audrina are finally over. Spencer finds himself cornered with Heidi.

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Whats New Poodle Dog When Roger will not tell Jeannie about their two dates, Jeannie turns Roger into a poodle that ends up at the pound. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Samantha And The Antique Doll Samantha allows Darrin's mother to think that she has magical powers. A fake séance cures her of this idea. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Yada Yada After a fellow comedian converts to Judaism, Jerry gets a sneaking suspicion that his motivation was the ability to tell Jewish Jokes. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

18:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The 21-Second Excitation The guys camp out in a line hoping to see an anticipated movie, while Penny and Bernadette arrange Amy's first slumber party.

Starring: Wil Wheaton, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg

Cons.Advice: Sexual References AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - 19:00 DAILY EDITION Captioned Repeat WS PG From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe.

19:30 SUDDENLY 30 2004 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Suddenly 30

Jenna Rink is a typical 13 year-old girl who wants more than anything to grow up. She learns to be careful for what she wishes for when she wakes up as a 30 year-old successful magazine editor with a live-in hockey-celebrity boyfriend. Not totally aware of how a 30 year-old should act, she tracks down her childhood best friend for help on how her new world works.

Starring: Jennifer Garner, Mark Ruffalo, Judy Greer, Kathy Baker

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language, Drug References

21:30 THE BACHELORETTE WS PG

Ashley and her three remaining suitors visit Fiji for daytime frolicking and, perhaps, overnight canoodling. Adventures include sailing and snorkelling, a seaplane ride and splashing in a lagoon. Ashley also receives a surprise visitor before she gives roses to two of the guys.

23:00 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

Krazy Kripples Jimmy and Timmy form a club for people who were handicapped from birth. They call it the Crips, and soon find themselves caught up in gang warfare with the real Crips in Denver.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

23:30 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

Red Hot Catholic Love Father Maxi travels to the Vatican to confront the growing problem of priests molesting children. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers that it is possible to crap out of your mouth.

Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

00:00 ECLIPSE MUSIC TV WS PG

Shura Taft and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.

00:30 TOOL ACADEMY Repeat WS M

Two Tools Left

Graduation day at the Tool Academy is coming and there are just two Tools left in the competition. Final exams test the guys' progress at the Academy and their commitment to making a lasting change. One transformed Tool will walk away a changed man and $100,000.00 richer.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

...And the Installation Is Free Jones gets a new job as a voiceover artist for a local carpeting company and considers quitting the Sheriff's Department.

Starring: Thomas Lennon, Carlos Alazraqui, Christian Roberts, Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

Dial 'N' For Murder

A message from her first modelling agent and mentor has Nina worried. Ever since abandoning Catherine DuChamp back when she started becoming a success, Nina has never looked back. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

I Who Have Nothing

Taking stock of his possessions for something to leave Bud...and depressed by finding nothing, Al wants the game ball from his football glory days - which is in the hands of an old girlfriend he hasn't seen since high school.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley 05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

This Is Your Lifesaver

Fred rescues a wily stranger and discovers he is endlessly responsible for the life he saved. Wed Oct 5, 2011

06:00 ADVENTURE TIME Repeat G

In the Land of Ooo, a human boy and his magical dog friend set out to become righteous adventurers.

06:30 HOLLY'S HEROES Captioned Repeat WS PG

Showtime Johnno reveals a talent for ballet whilst Nick's latest painting discloses a secret from his past. Stars Dominique Crawford and Greta Larkins.

07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

Meticulous Analysis Of History/Funny,You Don't Look Rhennish While reading a book to learn from the mistakes of great leaders of the past, The Brain leads Pinky on a whirlwind tour of history.

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Fair Game/Puppet Rulers

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Hunted Ben finds himself hunted down by three alien bounty hunters--the crustacean-like Kraab, the mechanical assassin Sixsix and the mysterious hoverboard--hired by Vilgax to procure the prototype watch.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS G

The Clumsy Genie / Sky High Surprise

After trading places with a genie in Baghdad, Clumsy must cure the Sultans or it will be his head!

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Trouble-In-Law Wilma's single mother decides to move in with the Flintstones. Fred introduces her to a rich Texan, hoping that the two will get married and that his mother-in-law will move out.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Whats New Poodle Dog When Roger will not tell Jeannie about their two dates, Jeannie turns Roger into a poodle that ends up at the pound. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

Southern Comforts When the Dukes' cousins come to Hazzard after selling their farm for 1/4 million dollars, that was in the trunk of their car is stolen and the Dukes must retrieve it for them.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

11:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat WS PG

Angels In Chains The half-sister of a missing girl prompts a Charlie's Angels investigation of a country prison farm and a nearby small town sheriff. Stars Kate Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Jaclyn Smith.

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Samantha And The Antique Doll Samantha allows Darrin's mother to think that she has magical powers. A fake séance cures her of this idea. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Let's Give Them Something To Talk About

Caitlin is confused by the kiss she and Charlie shared and seeks the advice of a therapist.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck 13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Millennium

Elaine gets bad service at a clothing store, so she begins shopping at another similar store. Also, Jerry notices he is not number 1 on his girlfriend's speed dial. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

The Mystery Of Skull Island In an attempt to impress a girl, Bud takes a beating from a gang, almost drowns after river rafting and skydives into a tugboat.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

Paradise By The Dashboard Light - Part 1 Mayas two-week bicycle tour of France with a group of single women has Jack worried that shes given up on finding a man and Nina wondering if shes . Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Broadcast Nuisance/Raging Bird

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Tourist Trap When Ben can't resist messing with the world's largest rubber-band ball at a cheesy roadside tourist-trap town, he accidentally releases Megawhatts.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

Can't Always Get What You Want

Heidi wants to get pregnant no matter what, but Spencer doesn't want to. Kristin and Jayde fight.

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

How To Be A Genie in 10 Easy Lessons Roger convinces that "The Tales Of Arabian Nights" would be a good manual on how a genie should act. However, the book is about genies who torture their masters. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

How Not To Lose Your Head To Henry VIII Pt 1

While vacationing in England Samantha frees a trapped nobleman from a painting. The witch who trapped him punishes Sam by sending her back to the time of Henry the VIII. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Millennium

Elaine gets bad service at a clothing store, so she begins shopping at another similar store. Also, Jerry notices he is not number 1 on his girlfriend's speed dial. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

18:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Boyfriend Complexity When Penny's father visits, she gets Leonard to pretend to still be her boyfriend. Meanwhile, Howard, Raj, and Bernadette spend the night on an astronomy project.

Starring: Keith Carradine, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg

Cons.Advice: Sexual References AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - 19:00 DAILY EDITION Captioned Repeat WS PG From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe.

19:30 TOP GEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG

Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May take on the challenge of making an ordinary second-hand car lap the test track as fast as a purpose-built sports saloon. Also in the show, James travels to the frozen North and enlists the help of F1 world champion Mika Hakkinen in a quest to discover why the Finns are such good racing drivers. Guest stars Mark Wahlberg.

20:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS M

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair Alan attempts to solve thinning hair in a cheapskate fashion. Chelsea reveals Charlie hasn't been pleasing her as much as he thinks.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Excelsior Acquisition Sheldon misses his chance to meet comic book legend Stan Lee when he winds up in traffic court after he gets a ticket because of Penny.

Starring: Stan Lee, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:30 PINEAPPLE EXPRESS 2008 Repeat WS MA

Pineapple Express A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witness his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.

Starring: Seth Rogan, James Franco, Danny Mcbride

Cons.Advice: Drug Use, Sexual References, Frequent Coarse Language, Strong Violence

23:50 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

My Future Self n' Me A freak electric storm causes Stan's future self to return to the present. Stan's future self is an unemployed drug addict, but Stan suspects that it is a hoax.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

00:20 V Repeat WS M

Red Rain

In the aftermath of the events of "Red Sky", Erica goes looking for a scientist who can tell her what the red sky is and learns the horrifying truth about the V's true intentions, On the mothership, Ryan is kept in isolation so Anna can experiment on his new born hybrid baby. After being used by Anna, Chad decides to join the fifth column.

Starring: Jane Badler, Elizabeth Mitchell, Morris Chestnut, Joel Gretsch, Morena Baccarin, Scott Wolf, Charles Mesure

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

01:20 GO - FILLER Repeat PG

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Clemmy Marries a Dead Guy

As Johnson tries to marry King of Reno, other deputies guard Liberace's piano.

Starring: Thomas Lennon, Carlos Alazraqui, Christian Roberts, Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

Paradise By The Dashboard Light - Part 1 Mayas two-week bicycle tour of France with a group of single women has Jack worried that shes given up on finding a man and Nina wondering if shes gay. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick. 04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

The Mystery Of Skull Island In an attempt to impress a girl, Bud takes a beating from a gang, almost drowns after river rafting and skydives into a tugboat.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Trouble-In-Law Wilma's single mother decides to move in with the Flintstones. Fred introduces her to a rich Texan, hoping that the two will get married and that his mother-in-law will move out. Thu Oct 6, 2011

06:00 ADVENTURE TIME Repeat G

In the Land of Ooo, a human boy and his magical dog friend set out to become righteous adventurers.

06:30 HOLLY'S HEROES Captioned Repeat WS PG

Fouled Out Things look bleak for the Outlaws when Holly faces detention during the last pre-finals match. Stars Dominique Crawford and Greta Larkins.

07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

The Pinky Protocol Famous Hollywood director Gulliver Sloane has a new conspiracy theory: two laboratory mice are attempting to take over the world! The Brain decides to use the publicity to his advantage.

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Broadcast Nuisance/Raging Bird

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Tourist Trap When Ben can't resist messing with the world's largest rubber-band ball at a cheesy roadside tourist-trap town, he accidentally releases Megawhatts.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS G

The Clumsy Genie / Scary Smurfs

The Smurfs are turned into monsters after chewing on a gingerbread house in Germany.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Mailman Cometh

Fred decides to send a letter to his boss to let him know his true feelings after he does not get a raise.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

How To Be A Genie in 10 Easy Lessons Roger convinces that "The Tales Of Arabian Nights" would be a good manual on how a genie should act. However, the book is about genies who torture their masters. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

Carnival Of Thrills (Part 1) Bo Duke continues his bull-headed attempt to go ahead in a death-defying stunt car act. Meanwhile, the Duke family finds out that someone is deliberately trying to murder the carnival's stunt drivers.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

11:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat WS PG

Target: Angels

In separate incidents, an unknown assassin tries to kill Jill, Kelly and Sabrina. The pressure intensifies forcing the girls to take to the only safe house they know; Charlie's compound. Stars Kate Jackson, Farrah Fawcette and Jaclyn Smith.

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

How Not To Lose Your Head To Henry VIII Pt 1

While vacationing in England Samantha frees a trapped nobleman from a painting. The witch who trapped him punishes Sam by sending her back to the time of Henry the VIII. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Look Who's Not Talking

Caitlin ends her relationship with Tom and tells Charlie she's interested in dating him.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck 13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Muffin Tops Mr Lippman steals Elaine's idea for a business selling muffin tops, then brings her into the business for her muffin expertise. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Just Shoe It Al wins the opportunity to be in a commercial for 'Zeus' a new brand of athletic shoes featuring his favourite sports superstars. Starring: Sugar Ray Leonard, Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

Tea & Secrecy - Part 2 After consummating their relationship, Maya is anxious to tell everyone while Elliott is not. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Can't Buy A Thrill/Hollywoodchuck

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Kevin 11

After a blow-out argument with Max, Ben rebels by going out on his own in the Big Apple.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

Mr. Right Now

Kirstin and Justin meet in Las Vegas while Spencer uncovers Heidi's dangerous plans of having a child.

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Who Needs A Green Eyed Genie Jeannie is jealous of Tony meeting an old flame. When he gets her to promise not to interfere, the old flame turns out to be of a mobster who is after Tony. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

How Not To Lose Your Head To Henry VIII Pt 2 In the second part, Darrin and Endora rescue Sam by Darrin competing in a wrestling match with Henry the VIII. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Muffin Tops Mr Lippman steals Elaine's idea for a business selling muffin tops, then brings her into the business for her muffin expertise. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

18:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Alien Hypothesis Amy is attracted to Penny's ex-boyfriend; and Raj and Howard argue about which of them would be a better .

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, Simon Helberg

Cons.Advice: Sexual References AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - 19:00 DAILY EDITION Captioned Repeat WS PG From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe.

19:30 ARE YOU FITTER THAN A PENSIONER WS PG

Update Tonight, some of our Brits look back on their time in the States, both the highs - and the lows. And we check up on how well they have kept to their healthy habits now they are back in Blighty.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

20:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS M

Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Charlie dates a woman who's slightly older, but the age difference is just enough to trouble him.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Precious Fragmentation When the guys find a rare movie prop ring from The Lord of the Rings at a garage sale, it threatens to tear them apart - forcing them to choose the ring or their friendship.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:30 BLADE 1998 Captioned Repeat WS M

Blade

In this dark action-thriller based on a comic book series, vampire Blade and his mentor battle an evil vampire rebel who plans to take over the outdated vampire council, capture Blade and resurrect voracious blood god La Magra.

Starring: Wesley Snipes, Stephen Dorff, Kris Kristofferson

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Horror, Some Coarse Language

00:00 THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER WS TB Fresh from the US, GO! present the The Ultimate Fighter the reality show where 14 mixed martial artists live and train together whilst competing for a pro contract with the Ultimate Fighting Championship organisation.

01:00 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

Red Sleigh Down When an attempt to bring Christmas to Iraq turns disastrous, the boys head to Iraq with Jesus and Mr. Hankey to save Santa from terrorists.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Garcia's Secret Girlfriend

Garcia hides who is thought to be his new girlfriend from the other deputies.

Starring: Thomas Lennon, Carlos Alazraqui, Christian Roberts, Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

Tea & Secrecy - Part 2 After consummating their relationship, Maya is anxious to tell everyone while Elliott is not. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Just Shoe It Al wins the opportunity to be in a commercial for 'Zeus' a new brand of athletic shoes featuring his favourite sports superstars. Starring: Sugar Ray Leonard, Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley 05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Mailman Cometh

Fred decides to send a letter to his boss to let him know his true feelings after he does not get a raise. Fri Oct 7, 2011

06:00 ADVENTURE TIME Repeat G

In the Land of Ooo, a human boy and his magical dog friend set out to become righteous adventurers.

06:30 HOLLY'S HEROES Captioned Repeat WS PG

Taking It To The Max As the Grand Final showdown between the Rams and the Outlaws approaches several unexpected events throw the team into disarray. Stars Dominique Crawford and Greta Larkins.

07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

Mice Don't Dance/Brain Drained In the 1930s, The Brain notes the popularity of tap dance and constructs a pair of steam-powered legs to send a subtle Morse code message of world domination.

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Can't Buy A Thrill/Hollywoodchuck

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Kevin 11

After a blow-out argument with Max, Ben rebels by going out on his own in the Big Apple.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS G

Gnoman Holiday / Greedy's Masterpizza

When Julius Geezer wants Smurfette as his wife, Brainy must battle a Gnoman gladiator to save her.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Rock Vegas Caper

Fred, Wilma and the Rubbles travel to a desert gambling resort where Fred expects big winnings.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Who Needs A Green Eyed Genie Jeannie is jealous of Tony meeting an old flame. When he gets her to promise not to interfere, the old flame turns out to be the wife of a mobster who is after Tony. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

Carnival Of Thrills (Part 2)

The Duke clan is divided when Bo falls in love with a girl who owns a travelling daredevil show.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

11:00 WIPEOUT USA Repeat WS PG

Knock Knock, Whos There? Wipeout 24 thrill seekers must endure the worlds largest obstacle course consisting of the Big Balls, mud baths, the Sweeper and countless wipeouts. Only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize.

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

How Not To Lose Your Head To Henry VIII Pt 2 In the second part, Darrin and Endora rescue Sam by Darrin competing in a wrestling match with Henry the VIII. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

A Tale Of Four Cities

Charlie and Caitlin struggle to find security in their new relationship.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Summer Of George George receives three months pay as a severance package from the Yankees, so he decides to make the most of his summer. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

14:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Rites Of Passage

Al takes Bud on his first trip to a "girlie" bar.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

The Pirate Of Love Finch tries to recapture Adrienne by acting out her secret sexual fantasy; Maya pressures Elliott to stand up to Jack. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Survey Ladies/Of Nice & Men/What A Dump

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

The Alliance As Fourarms, Ben is working to thwart an armoured truck robbery by a tough and heavily armed female gang leader named Joey, when he is attacked by a new set of Vilgax's Mechadroids.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

The Boys Of Summer Spencer confronts Heidi, while Justin keeps fighting for Kirstin and Brody freaks out when Jayde wants to move in.

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

The Girl Who Never Had A Birthday - Part 1 Jeannie is so sad that about not knowing her birthday that she starts to vanish feet first. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR 1986 WS G

Flight of the Navigator

12-year-old David Freeman leads a good but slightly annoying life in Florida. But after losing consciousness in the woods, David wakes to discover that eight years have passed - even though he's still 12. What exactly happened? With the help of his now-16-year-old younger brother and a robot named Max, he'll find out and hopefully set things straight.

Starring: Joey Cramer, Paul Reubens

19:30 LOST IN SPACE 1998 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Lost In Space

The prospects for continuing life on Earth in the year 2058 are grim so the Robinsons are launched into space to colonize Alpha Prime, the only other inhabitable planet in the galaxy. But when a stowaway sabotages the mission, the Robinsons find themselves hurtling through uncharted space.

Starring: William Hurt, Mimi Rogers, Matt Le Blanc, Gary Oldman, Heather Graham

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Mild Coarse Language

22:10 BEOWULF 2007 Repeat WS M

Beowulf In a legendary time of heroes, the mighty warrior, Beowulf battles the demon, Grendel and incurs the hellish wrath of the beasts ruthlessly seductive mother. Their epic clash forges the timeless legend of Beowulf.

Starring: Ray Winstone, Anthony Hopkins, John Malkovich, Robin Wright, Angelina Jolie, Crispin Glover

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References 00:30 FRINGE Repeat WS M

Os

What goes up may not always come down when the Fringe Team investigates a group of thieves who can break the laws of gravity. Meanwhile, Walter attempts to delay the damage hes caused to the fabric of the universe.

Starring: Anna Torv, Joshua Jackson, John Noble, Lance Reddick, Jasika Nicole

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Medical Procedures

01:30 FRINGE Repeat WS AV

Stowaway

What goes up may not always come down when the Fringe Team investigates a group of thieves who can break the laws of gravity. Meanwhile, Walter attempts to delay the damage hes caused to the fabric of the universe.

Starring: Anna Torv, Joshua Jackson, John Noble, Lance Reddick, Jasika Nicole

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Strong Adult Themes

02:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Fastest Criminal in Reno

The deputies try to catch the fastest criminal in the southwestern United States: Fast Eddie McLintock!

Starring: Thomas Lennon, Carlos Alazraqui, Christian Roberts, Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:55 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

The Prefect of Wanganui

The deputies escort a visiting dignitary from Reno's sister city of Wanganui around town.

Starring: Thomas Lennon, Carlos Alazraqui, Christian Roberts, Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

03:20 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

...And the Installation Is Free Jones gets a new job as a voiceover artist for a local carpeting company and considers quitting the Sheriff's Department.

Starring: Thomas Lennon, Carlos Alazraqui, Christian Roberts, Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

03:45 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Clemmy Marries a Dead Guy

As Johnson tries to marry the Hot Tub King of Reno, other deputies guard Liberace's piano.

Starring: Thomas Lennon, Carlos Alazraqui, Christian Roberts, Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

04:10 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Garcia's Secret Girlfriend

Garcia hides who is thought to be his new girlfriend from the other deputies.

Starring: Thomas Lennon, Carlos Alazraqui, Christian Roberts, Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

04:35 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Summer Of George George receives three months pay as a severance package from the Yankees, so he decides to make the most of his summer. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

05:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

Mr. Right Now

Kirstin and Justin meet in Las Vegas while Spencer uncovers Heidi's dangerous plans of having a child.

05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

Get Ready! A Christmas Costume Party! - Red Nosetchi Is Lost!

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown. Sat Oct 8, 2011

06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G

End Of The Road Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.

07:00 KIDS WB SATURDAY G

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

07:05 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Rock Vegas Caper

Fred, Wilma and the Rubbles travel to a desert gambling resort where Fred expects big winnings.

07:30 SMURFS Repeat G

Gnoman Holiday / Greedy's Masterpizza

When Julius Geezer wants Smurfette as his wife, Brainy must battle a Gnoman gladiator to save her.

08:00 LOONEY TUNES CLASSICS G Adventures of iconic Looney Tunes characters Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Tweety, Silvester, Granny, the Tasmanian Devil, Speedy Gonzales, Marvin the Martian Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner.

08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G

There's No Place Like Gnome/ Hot Spring Fever

Edward gets bit by a wood gnome, and he discovers that this is no little mosquito bite!

09:00 SYM-BIONIC TITAN Repeat PG

Elephant Logic

Determined to defeat the Titan for the sake of the world, General Steel unleashes a powerful new weapon. Meanwhile, Lance and Ilana argue over how to operate the Titan in battle, leaving them to figure out how to work together as a team.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

09:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

Death Race To Oblivion!

Earth's heroes and villains must race against each other, with the fate of the planet hanging in the balance.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

10:00 GENERATOR REX WS PG

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

10:30 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG

Be-Knighted

The Forever Knights secure a weapon in hopes of aiding them slay a dragon they have held captive.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

11:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Who Needs A Green Eyed Genie Jeannie is jealous of Tony meeting an old flame. When he gets her to promise not to interfere, the old flame turns out to be the wife of a mobster who is after Tony. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

11:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

The Girl Who Never Had A Birthday - Part 1 Jeannie is so sad that about not knowing her birthday that she starts to vanish feet first. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

How Not To Lose Your Head To Henry VIII Pt 2 In the second part, Darrin and Endora rescue Sam by Darrin competing in a wrestling match with Henry the VIII. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent. 12:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Samantha And The Loch Ness Monster The Loch Ness monster is really one of Serena's old suiters. After Sam gets Serena to turn him back, he turns Serena into a mermaid. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

13:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Just Shoe It Al wins the opportunity to be in a commercial for 'Zeus' a new brand of athletic shoes featuring his favourite sports superstars. Starring: Sugar Ray Leonard, Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

13:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Rites Of Passage

Al takes Bud on his first trip to a "girlie" bar.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

14:00 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Look Who's Not Talking

Caitlin ends her relationship with Tom and tells Charlie she's interested in dating him.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

14:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

A Tale Of Four Cities

Charlie and Caitlin struggle to find security in their new relationship.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck

15:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Instant Family

At Sam Drucker's store, Oliver and Lisa meet their new neighbor who's about to go into labor. After racing her to the hospital, Oliver arrives home to find Lisa's volunteered to keep the woman's four other children in their home.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

15:30 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

Paradise By The Dashboard Light - Part 1 Mayas two-week bicycle tour of France with a group of single women has Jack worried that shes given up on finding a man and Nina wondering if shes gay. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

16:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG

Tea & Secrecy - Part 2 After consummating their relationship, Maya is anxious to tell everyone while Elliott is not. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

16:30 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

Carnival Of Thrills (Part 2)

The Duke clan is divided when Bo falls in love with a girl who owns a travelling daredevil show.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

17:30 WIPEOUT USA Repeat WS PG

Knock Knock, Whos There? Wipeout 24 thrill seekers must endure the worlds largest obstacle course consisting of the Big Balls, mud baths, the Sweeper and countless wipeouts. Only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize.

18:30 THE PINK PANTHER 2006 Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Pink Panther

A famous soccer coach has been murdered and his priceless ring stolen, a ring set with the stunning diamond known as the Pink Panther. Cracking the case becomes a national obsession and Chief Inspector Dreyfus is up for the Medal of Honour, for the seventh time and he can't afford any mistakes.

Starring: Steve Martin, Kevin Kline, Jean Reno, Beyonce Knowles

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE 20:30 FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING 2001 Captioned Repeat WS M

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

A groundbreaking epic of good versus evil, extraordinary hereos, wondrous creatures and dark armies of terror. In a small village in the Shire a young Hobbit has been entrusted with an ancient ring. Now he must embark on an epic quest to the Cracks of Doom in order to destroy it.

Starring: Peter Jackson, Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, Sean Astin, Cate Blanchett, Viggo Mortensen, John Rhys-Davies, Sean Bean, Hugo Weaving, Christopher Lee, Orlando Bloom, Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, Andy Serkis, Liv Tyler

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Supernatural Themes

00:00 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

Asspen The kids and their families take a vacation together in Aspen. However, the parents get stuck in an endless timeshare presentation, and Stan is forced into a showdown with a cocky skier.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language

00:30 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS M

Klaus

Elena makes a new ally in her effort to outwit Klaus, but her actions make Stefan and Damon furious. Meanwhile, a flashback to 1491 reveals the origin of the moonstone curse and Katherine's introduction to Elijah and Klaus.

Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Steven R. McQueen

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Supernatural Themes

01:30 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS M

The Last Day

Stefan and Elena spend a romantic day together and fear it may be their last one because of Klaus' plan to use Elena as a sacrifice to break the moonstone curse. Meanwhile, Tyler returns to Mystic Falls after receiving a disturbing phone call.

Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Steven R. McQueen

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Supernatural Themes

02:20 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS AV

The Sun Also Rises

Elena prepares for the sacrifice ritual planned by Klaus. Meanwhile, Tyler makes his second transformation into a werewolf when the full moon appears, and Damon reveals to Stefan a disturbing new development they must face.

Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Steven R. McQueen

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Supernatural Themes

03:10 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS M

As I Lay Dying

The second season concludes with lives hanging in the balance as the consequences of the sacrifice ritual become clear. Meanwhile, Damon recalls memories of Katherine in 1864 during a town-square viewing of "Gone With the Wind."

Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Steven R. McQueen

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Supernatural Themes

04:00 TOOL ACADEMY Repeat WS M

Two Tools Left

Graduation day at the Tool Academy is coming and there are just two Tools left in the competition. Final exams test the guys' progress at the Academy and their commitment to making a lasting change. One transformed Tool will walk away a changed man and $100,000.00 richer.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

05:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

The Boys Of Summer Spencer confronts Heidi, while Justin keeps fighting for Kirstin and Brody freaks out when Jayde wants to move in. 05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

Go! Go! Tama-Adventure! - Looking for the Pumpkin Soup Lake

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.