Volume 105, Issue 23 I April 7, 2011

MSU's Student Newspaper since 1895 THE ASMSU EXPONENT I April 7, 2011 2 Masthead MANAGEMENT EDITORIAL EDITOR-IN-CHIEF OPINION EDITOR Eric Dietrich Brent Zundel PRODUCTION MANAGER NEWS EDITOR Claire Bi choff Derek Brouwer ADVISOR SPORTS EDITOR Bill Wilke Heather Kruger ART DEPARTMENT ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR PHOTOGRAPHY Sabre Moore Daniel Cassidy, Adrian Lucas GRAPHIC DESIGN CONTRIBUTORS Tina Smith, Moriah Ellig, Emma Light, Vanessa Naive. Patrick Hessman, Nate Truruni Heneveld Carroll. Matt Smith, Matt Schwager. ADVERTISING BUSINESS Max. Bordman, Erin Ratcliff, A hley & Piper, Randall Blair, Hogan Peterson, AD SALES MANAGER Mike Tarrant, Michael Gro s, Sam Rol­ John Langer off, Kristen lngman, Matthew Rine, AD SALES REPRESENTATIVES Bizz Browning, Alicia Exley Ryan Bovy, Madi on Cole, Jeff Dougherty Contact Us: r BUSINESS MANAGER Email: [email protected] Jay Trotter Web: exponent.montana.edu OFFICE MANAGER © 201 1 ASMSU Exponent I Tucker Hankinson THE ASMSU EXPONENT FOLLOW THE EXPONENT LETTERS Strand Union Building Room 366 ON TWITIER Condescending Hippies Annoying lowed a cartoon that is not only offensive, but Bozeman, MT 59715 Without an) credentials to back me up on demomzmg I expect better from my chool ·s http://www.twitter.com/#!/osmsuexponent this, I would very much so like to award Tam­ newspaper. 406 994.3976 mi Heneveld the ''Badass of the Year Award:' I hope the artist who made the cartoon Letters Policy: Advertising: (I'm skipping the nomination process here as apologizes. but l cannot simply demand an Letters can be addressed to Ad space must be reserved by 5 p.m. n ·s a no-brainer!) Conde cending hippies piss apology. The most important aspect of politics. [email protected] me off. especially when they don't realize that that 1s sadly ignored on the national cale. i to and the Friday prior to the Thursday publi­ the irony in their ehtist-salad of environmen­ be tolerant of differing opinions. To the artist. should be kept under 300 words in cation date. The Exponent's ad sales tal spew contains enough ethanol to ruin our you just made the opponents of the smok.ing length. Submissions should be signed staff can be contacted at ozone layer and the ozone layer of the next one ban angry and ready to challenge n as far as and may be edited for AP Style, [email protected] over (wherever the hell it may be). Anyway. we can go. I hope you realize the gravity of the grammar and length. or 406-994-2611 . hats off to you. Miss Heneveld! It's comforting insult you have made. to 1..now I'm not the onl) one who 1s fed up! SCHUYLER Kl EMA PAULARNO E Internet Posters and Trolls not Synonymous Anti-smoking Cartoon Insulting Ln your March 10 article .. Anonymous l am writing this in response to the recent and Online." self-righteous posters and trolls cartoon in the Exponent and to the surge of were equated. This is erroneous for several anti-smoking sentiment on campus. After dis­ reasons. Namely. the motivation for posting cussing it with my peers. I figured I could go between the two subgroups of Internet users before the ASMSU Senate and debate the flaws is quite different. The forn1er informs others of the new ban . I had hoped for a calm debate of their opinion, truly held . Conversely, the 2011 Flyfishing Gear Swap in which both sides could address their issues latter are merely seeking entertainment. albeit and work toward a compronuse. The recent Fri~ at. un, Apn1 U, 16 8' 17 cartoon has proved me wrong. through the ang'?' response of others. The truly self-nghteous wtll share their opinions regard­ Instead of seeing the usual jokes and a car­ 0 Bring your new or ~d toon that make me chuckle. I was confronted less of where and with what medium they are communicating. One can present the Westboro equipment to regmu to t:ell by a brutally biased depiction of two smokers. One is on the ground coughing so hard it looks Baptists as examples of this phenomena. between April 1-14. U.ke he is about to die. The other is smoking a The effect of the Internet is equal!y diverse c1garene and the bubble above him reads ··1 on these two groups of people. To the self-righ­ Geome in April 15-17 for smoke filtered cigs because they're healthier teous, 1t simply serves as another organ with the bdt bargains on new for you." Instantly, 1 was incredibly offended. which to spread their ideology. The presence and med gear. ot only does this imply that smokers are of the troll. however, reveals that the Internet srup1d and don't fully understand the risks of is not an isolating construct. but rather a social SelJ gear 8£ collect 70-4 catb one. That is. trolls ex.ist because the Internet smoking. but it was the official cartoon of the i Exponent. lowers social barriers. On the interwebs. trolls or 00-4 1hop credit. When I read the Exponent, I expect a Little can sociaU.ze with complete strangers as they bit of integrity in how they publish issues that would a close friend. A broader phenomena are sensitive to students. I am shocked to see can be ~bserved. o? ~e interwebs, people are the other side of this controversial issue de­ more wtllmg to socialize People's willingne scend to such a level of inconsiderate thought. to provide information about tllemselves ;n the Instead of having the opportunity to debate mterwebs while hesitating to do so m the real m a reasonable manner in wruch both sides world offers further support treat each other as adults. the faponem has al- THOMAS RADER THE ASMSU EXPONENT I April 7, 2011 3 From the Editor's Desk Satire and the Campus Culture

So I've returned from often realize - is what gives us meaning­ campus of 13,500 students to buy into a like ChampChange and most residence a bnef trip to Canada, ful memories from our time at MSU. collective experience. hall activities simply lack the often­ apparently. At least if It's what pro' ides us with a richness and Regardless, it's a shame that we don't irreverent spontaneity that characterizes you believe the col­ sense of depth that resides on a complete­ have a stronger common culture. I suspect the type of cultural expressions America's umn that was pnnted ly different level than our vocational train­ that's a major reason one of four enter­ youth find meaningful. Genuine culrure in this space last week ing. Traditions like the Cat-Griz rivalry, or ing freshmen chooses not to return for a must come from a grassroots level. as part of our April stickers "enhancing" crosswalk signs. or second year here. It was in large part for that reason that Fools' Day "Excre­ an article in our student newspaper (satiri­ Instead, our campus culture seems we chose to revive The Excrement last ment"' edition (by way cal or otherwise) that hit home. these to focus itself in niches like academic week. While our staff cannot speak for the of recap if you missed it. are the types of experiences that give us departments, student organizations and whole student body. we sought to create a I was allegedly shanghaied by a large bear stones worth telling long after we've left the Greek S}Stem. The contribution those broadly appealing experience through our from Missoula). the campus behind. types of groups make to the college expe­ satire. And. of course. have some fun in On a more serious note, however, We have too little of that on this riences of their membership are enormous. the process. last week's Excrement - the rebirth of a campus - such expressions of culture but they are limited b) definition to those We create our culture ourselves for long-standing tradition after a several-year seem few and far between. Perhaps it's students who participate in them. ourselves and others, as individuals or m hiatus - provides an opportunit) to reflect that most of us are focused primarily on Furthermore, top-down efforts by our small groups. l can't speak for anyone on The Exponent's more serious role as a our demanding studies. or that Bozeman ·s administration to foster culture. or "spirit." except myself, but it onl} takes a mgle focal point of our campus culture weather keeps us inside for most of the often ring hollow despite their good inten­ guy walking around in a bear suit to make That culture - more important than we school year, or that it's simply hard for a tions. Whatever their merits, programs ffi} day. EDITORIAL · . Bailing Out Lease OY#ners at Students' Expense

A bill pending in the Montana Legisla­ ture that would adjust lease rates on land held in trust for public education could mean significant fee increases for students acros the state. Senate Bill 409, spon­ l.5ored by Sen. Bruce Tutvedt. R-Kalispell. .seeks to lighten the load on leasehold­ t!rs livmg on certain government-owned tproperties. However, in the process. the lbill shift that burden to students in a way hat shirks the state ·s responsibility as a ( :rustee. When Montana became a state in I 1889, Congress set aside five million acres f land to be held for the benefit of Mon­ rana 's schools and certain university cam­ uses. Essentially, this land is intended o be held in trust to help fund our public ducation system. Current leaseholders claim that the ates they pay for use of these lands is too nigh. However, given that the state was .ued 111 1999 over claims that the rates .vere unconstitutionally low, their argu- 11ent doesn't seem to hold water. Much of the land is com po ed of '.Jrime river- or stream-front lots, and 90 ustrol1on by Tommi r-leneveld percent of those lots are leased for use as have a primary residence that would be students. According to figures provided by At a time when many Montanans are second homes. The lessees claim that the affected, there are better solutions. ASMSU lobbyist Mike Dills, MSU could struggling to make payments on their first roposed legislation would lower their Students have alread) taken a beaung lose $330,000 a year in funding. At Mon­ mortgages and students are faced with rates to reasonable levels, but. in reality, it in the current leg1slauve session. If SB409 tana Tech. which receives more funding a sionificant tuition hike, it makes little ,,·ould effectively amount to a bailout of continues to move forward, it would add from the trust lands, students might see a en:e to bail out private leaseholders who "'3cauon homes. insult to injury on the backs of the citizens fee increase of $230 per year. according to want to hold onto their second homes. This bailout would come at the direct For the small percentages of owners who who will carry the state ·s future. Chancellor Frank Gilmore . . xpense of Montana taxpayers. including THE ASMSU EXPONENT I April 7, 2011

Editor: Brent Zundel [email protected]

Patrick Hessman explains how to prevent frustrohon from blooming I lma9e by 4drran Lucas As our campus slowly thaws campus tourist season begins I lma9e by Daniel Cassid~ Jt is said art is a worth to a sigmficant other in a desperate Ifs springtime. which process is an interesting catch-'.!'.! and an reflection of societ). search for .. the one." means that MSU"s unfortunate gamble: The potential student whether the art sup- There is nothing \\Tong with dedica- sidewalks are clogged shouldn't attend a college unti.I they full) ports or condemns Lion to a significant other. but when one's with families tak- understand the campus culture. but the it. Because of this, own sense of self-worth is wholly depen- iog campus tours. student can't fully understand the campus there are lessons to be dant on the other person. it's a problem Most readers of the culture until they attend a college. lt could learned from books, waiting to happen. We must remember to Exponent joined one be construed that promotional efforts. Patrick Hessman music. television and have our own lives too: otherwise. what's Matt Schwager of these expeditions uch as Advocats, pro,ide a valuable ser- ASMSU~1 movies While it may the point of being an individual? AS.'i\SU Exponent and can remember it vice in developing academic plans. but are seem strange to plug a :!-year-old mo,ie. "aguely: learning the names of the donns, misleading when ir comes to alleYiaung the '.!009 film "(500) Da) s of Summer" which buildings were which and that one clearly representing campus culture. is just such a film. And please be fore- stof) about a cow in Montana Hall. The tricky thing about a culrure. warned. there are spoilers ahead. Each reader can probabl) al ore- though. is that it can't be explained to a For the unfamiliar. "(500) Days of member the things that were left out of stranger through years of e-..posure. Jet Swruner" is a deconstruction of modem the tour: which dorm has the most pot alone be expressed in a 45-minute walking romantic comedies and 'happil) ever As for whether or not smokers. which dorm attracts the partiers. tour. MSU. like any universit) but espe- after· endings. showing a '.!0-something "the one" exists, that and what to expect in the e\eryda) life of cially as a land-gram institution. needs man's desperate attempts to recall what a student. a capable promotional arm Lo maintain went wrong in a failed relationship with a is for you to decide. One of the bumpiest parts of attending accessibility to all who show interest woman he was certain was "the one." At college is the transition period, the time in becoming a student: to insist that the first, he thinks only of good memories, but when one truly grasps the new world the) Office of Admissions provide a complete soon begins to see the flaws in both the find themselves in. Usual!). this period description ofMSU at its best and worst relationship and his ex-girlfriend. begins at certain first introductions to · would not only be inefficient. but would In fact, the movie thoroughly de­ campus. such as the tour. also defeat the purpose of ha\ ing a pro- constructs the notion of .. the one.'' The The problem with rel) ing on tours, motional body to begin with. opening narration informs the audience though, is that they are not meant to The solution might lie\\ ith the po- it is a story of boy meets girl. but not a As for whether or not .. the one"' exists. provide a whole portrait of the campus. tential students themselves. The) are the love stof). Protagonist Tom. thanks to an that is for) ou to decide. The movie leaYes le t an idiOS) ncras) scares off a worried ones making the final decision and they over!) romanticized perception of love. is this question open. as should you. There family. The Advocats. a part of the Office know what is best for themselves. As both convinced Summer is .. the one" because may be someone out there who is perfect of Admissions. are responsible for this customers and scholars, students should of serendipity. His world is shattered when for you in evef) way. but you shouldn't first glance of campus, and their purpose be trusted to research their future social she breaks up with him, believing his one wait around for the stars to align. Live is clear: provide a positive. attractive im- contexts as much as possible in order for chance at happiness is gone forever. your life and take advantage of opportuni­ age of MSU's academics. What happens. them to make a wise decision. Yet the movie contends there is hope. ties around you. Don't miss out because of though. when students enroll based on this Which would work great. if culture Tom may lose who he thought was the a hellbent soulmate hunt. and other positive imagery and find that came in a book. It seems that this problem lo\e of his life. but losing her puts him on This is a movie e\ ery person in the their assumptions are not incorrect. but doesn't have a neat solution: Potential the (rough) path to realizing his warped college age group should watch. It has incomplete? student can't really know'' hat the) 're \iews. Eventual!) he finds purpose in valuable lessons in love that. many people The critical fin;t-year connection to in for. and Advocat:s shouldn't be saddled revisiting his Jong-shelved dream of can benefit from. It's not uncommon for campus occurs in the residence hal.ls as with tasks they aren "t built to do. being an architect, instead of finding bis someone to walk awa) from this mo' ie soul mate. students mingle and adopt a different wa) The Ad\'ocats. as representatives of after seeing it for the first time feeling of life. When the party culture. the stifling MSU. are trained to be honest in their This movie brings to light a biner humbled after seeing their own in the effects of campus goYemment or an) dealings with potential students and their truth about relationships: Many men and character's actions. Experience this movie other topic untouched b) admissions are families while performing duties. A situa- women our age lose themselves to rela­ and take its moral to heart. unpalatable to impressionable. sheltered tion in which everyda) students also adopt tionslups. They become obli\·ious to clear lf you still need a reason to watch this or apathetic freshmen. the struggle with this policy might be the best situation at- red flags and wonder what went wrong mO\ ie. have I mentioned it stars Zooey when things end. It 's too easy to tie self- Deschanel? student retention is onl) exacerbated. tainable. however imperfect it may be. It seems that the college selection THE ASMSU EXPONENT I April 7, 2011 5 Opinion Double TOke: Government Funding of Public Radio

Is National Public Radio made of money, or in need of ours? I lmag~ by Daniel Cassidy As many students 1t, mainstream news media organizations have noticed. Pandora like NBC or the New York Times battle become something of a large-scale game show: Come on down to cut programs if has changed quite constantly with having to balance full­ make cuts, but the the price is right! People are buying into a bit lately. Com­ disclosure of potential conflicts of interest. truth is, we just can't afford it." Like the the idea that the totality of cuts against mercials seem to pop For example, NBC's parent company is repetitive chanting of things like NPR is an end-all solution to up more and more General Electric, and by virtue of being a cult, this mantra has our financial situation. Nobody is asking, often, indiscrimt- such a large corporation, is often linked in reverberated through "Is this effective in the big picture?" Mott Smith nately between songs, day-to-day news. Hogon Peterson every level of politi­ The current state of budget-cut think­ ASMSU Eximnt blindsiding free The alternative to these attempts at ASMSIJ Expment cal decision-making ing is a state of denial.. What are the larger Internet radio listeners. The progression full-disclosure has been notoriously ac­ for the past several years. The debt in causes of our national debt? The war in of Pandora's profit-seeking strategy hasn't tualized by Fox News, which, despite its question appears at first to validate cuts. Iraq is constantly paraded as immoral been subtle. It amounts to bombarding its copyrighted branding as being "Fair and Protests shoot up like junkies in response because it is a war, but how often is it listeners with annoying advertisements, Balanced" is widely recognized as being to every cut, and every organization at risk evaluated as a serious expenditure? played in high-volume, in hopes that a mouthpiece for politically conserva­ seems to think that "cuts do need to be Foreign aid is another "untouchable.. they opt for their "Pandora One'' service, tive interests. Additionally, Fox News is made. but this isn't the place to do it." The matter. Although it constitutes a signifi­ which is advertisement free, but requires a subsidiary of the larger organization, significance of any particular cut has been cant amount of money, shying away from News Corporation, controlled primarily an annual subscription. an afterthought. When 1t comes to contro­ helping others is considered evil, "just Once seen as a unique public service, by Rupert Murdoch and his famil) . another selfish act by the richest country News Corporation is a multi-billion versy generated by the budget remedies of offering access to streams of customiz­ 201 I . we're amputating the single digits in the world." While it is an awesome able music as a project seemingly for the dollar. international corporation that owns privilege to help the less fortunate, the hundreds of news agencies - television. of dying limbs. ·'greater good;' Pandora met its demise The U.S. House of Representatt ves newspapers and magazines - throughout earlier this year. In February, Pandora recently voted to defund NPR, a measure the world and reaches nearly half of the came out with an initial public offering said to be saving around $70 million. Op­ When it comes to American population with its program­ - opening up ownership to shareholders ponents claim that losing NPR would be ming. Regardless of whether or not spending, we are like many other for-profit corporations losing valuable radio programs important Murdoch and his family have actually - reportedly nening $90 million in the to millions of people. Taxpayer dollars influenced their companies to produce po­ amputating single subsequent fiscal quarter and permanently are being used to fund a single ideology, litical bias in news coverage (a consistent deviating from its founding mission. and while NPR may or may not warrant accusation), the potential for them to do so digits of a dying Whether you like Pandora's new "cor­ federal funding, that isn't all right. is enough of a reason to be wary of media porate" tone or not, there is little denying Our government's intended purpose is limb. monopolies. that things change once visions of profit not to create programs such as NPR, but As a not-for-profit organization, NPR usurp product quality or organizational the people are being misled into a false 1s funded partially by private corpora­ integrity. Fortunately, the privatization of sense of governmental responsibility. current self-sacrifice attitude will soon tions, the government and by donations services like Pandora is not inevitable. Compared to the size of the national debt, leave nothing to sacrifice at all. from listeners, thereby balancing fund­ National Public Radio (NPR) is an NPR is practically irrelevant. It's being The list of large financial issues ing interests. NPR is held to strict legal example of a not-for-profit corporation used as a scapegoat measure to promote could be elaborated to include things like standards of non-association with political that has been able to balance private the concept of ending reckless spending. welfare and the burden of unrestricted entities and is required to disclose all of interests with public support, while offer­ The fact that programs dedicated to immigration, but since the government its finances and activities to an extent of ing a high-quality service without selling "enriching the lives of citizens'' exist has been thinking along ideological lines, transparency well beyond any for-profit its soul. Two of the non-profit's primary is testament to the manner in which the the bigger ideology should be emphasized news shows - "Morning Edition" and "All corporation. government has been behaving as a father over specifics. If the government weren "t While organizations like Pandora can Things Considered" - are top-ranked, sec­ figure. While it isn 't formally created to used as an all-encompassing father figure. easil) depart from their founding prin­ ond and third in the nation. Additionally. provide for the people, this has become and if the smaller, supposedly praLti- ciples in search of increased profits with NPR is the most trusted source for news a recurring theme. It is implied that the cal cuts weren't being used as targets of little undue harm. it becomes much more distraction from bigger expenditures. we integrity according to a non-partisan 2005 cuts being instituted are working to end problematic when news organizations do could afford the luxury of such programs. Harris Poll. this role. Working along these line isn't a so. When news corporations value ratings The firestorm over budget-cutting is creat­ Maintaining integrity is a central con­ negattve thing, but it isn't always rational and profit margins over integrity, they be­ ing an illusion of responsibility. and it's cern for news agencies, in that providing either. come compromised. For that matter, NPR time to look beyond that. unbiased, non-partisan coverage of events Governmental responsibilit) has is in a uniquely safe place. 1s the cornerstone of journalism. For-prof- 6 THE ASMSU EXPONENT I April 7, 2011 Opinion MIKEservations Short, punchy articles railing against the myriad injustices of Cheerios Boobs and a Girl campus life. Have something to rant on? Contact us at editor@ exponent.montana.edu. Just keep submissions 200 - 300 words. And please, try to refrain from personal attacks.

The ASMSU Sugar Beet the press? c v ' Mike Tarrant I lno'' I do. I e'en scalier copies of Eric Dietrich. Ed11or-m-Ch1ef. sir. the current edition around m) apartment. Cheerios please run this. I kno'' I am suggesting ne:-.t to toda) 's issue of the Wall Street ho" )OU should do )Our job and run )Our Journal. ob' 1ousl) imp!) ing the two ne\\S­ paper. but I want to turn the ASMSU E'\­ papers are of the same caliber ponent into the ASMSU Sugar Beet. Howe\ er. it's hard to \Hite alx)Ut top­ Cheerios. The best way to a mans heart I lmoq by l\d o This desire is sparked b) last weel ·s ics that students care about. I tall about This 1 not a normal However. I wa now holding her box of \\Onderfull) fantastic ASMSU E:-.crement. beer because I know most of the students article. This is a story. Cheerios in my hand. of which I read evef) damn word (and can relate to II. But \vhen the E:-.ponent a story about a girl. 'Those are my Cheerios." I remember e\ en cut off the cover to put on my fridge: gets serious. most kids flip to the last page This girl appar- her saying to me. I would love a poster to hang in my Ji, ing and fill in the Sudolu. And ''hen the end ently hates me. O\\. "You were naked and we didn't think room if possible). The success of thi edi­ of the semester quick.I) approaches, as this is not the first girl you'd care." I clever!) replied. tion - and the fun everyone certain!) had you. Mr. Dietrich. and certainl) my own to ha\.e this feeling "l should slap you:· was her immedi- writing and reading it - makes me think wonderful editor know, we writer get toward me. She is not ate response. the fa.ponent should become the Montana tired and bu ) . lt 's hard to find any topic special in that regard. "Do it," I replied, while I turned my version of the satirical paper "The Onion." that seem "appropriate'' when you have It's the story of why cheek to give her a full target. Do students turn to the E\ponent for 16 million term papers due and you are she hate me that makes her unique. SLAP! The bystanders immediately brealing news? Do the) read m) opinion sleeping three hours each night. I think it all amounts to a bowl of rushed in to justify her behavior ("She·s because the) cannot hear it aJl) where el e Therefore, I propose the ASMSU Cheerios. I should have brought her a drunk, man'') while she stormed off with and they gauge it to be the true, accurate Sugar Beet. We will write satirical pieces bowl of Cheerios in the dinmg hall, one the stolen loot now safely bad. in her pos­ voice of the student population? Do they and make up more fake quotes (I at least morning back. in the spring semester of session. \\'alt anxiously evef)' Thursda) for each plan to). The students will ahva) s laugh at 2007. But I didn't. And because of this. I The next morning. I saw her in the edition. 111 order to get a cop) full with how clever we are, and trust me. we writ­ no'" receive sneaky. dirt) looks whenever dining hall. There was a brief pause as our ers will always make our deadlines. heart-wrenching and time!) news hot off we are in the arne public place. eyes met. This was the deciding moment. Please let me explain '"h) it all boil And l failed. down to a bowl of cereal. Once upon Thi is why it all boils down to a bowl a time. I lived in North Hedges. On a of Cheerios. I could have brought her a particular weelend night, I found myself bowl and apologized for my behavior at the bottom of a bottle of SoCo and from the night before. I could have made a hungry. I went in search of nourishment comment about her bare chest (or. ma) be with a friend from the floor belo\\ mine. not). But I did not and the opportunity \\as My friend offered the box of cereal she missed. never to return. had cleverly hidden away in her room (the l think of her evef) time I eat Cheeri­ type of cereal. however, eludes me). os. !fl knew where she lived. I would While we were munching, we decided bring her two boxes of the stuff. all tied to wander around her floor. There was up with a nice red bo\ . I also thinl about some sort of commotion from down the how if you measure emotions b) their hall. We decided to investigate. strength, hate is a lot lile Jo,e. And ma) be opinions? I will glo s over the details of the top­ a bowl of Cheerios is the only difference we want them. less lush we encountered. but suffice it to between the two when it comes to her send them to [email protected] say we ran out of our current cereal. My feeling for me. fnend and I decided to find some more. Read: "Out of the ilent Planet," by Thinking the girl who "as causing the C.S. 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entonng children 111 Kansas or situation everyda) that Cit], Mo., restoring dunes in brightened [it] a little:· M Arcata, sen,111g meals to the Breanne Huckabone need} 111 San Francisco, Calif., helping trn.,,eled with a group of foreign refugees adjust to life 111 Phoenix. students to Arcata. Calif.. Ariz .. and ma111ta111ing trail S)~terru; in to help restore dune eco­ New Mexico: This 1s how 59 MSU stu­ systems. She said the group dents chose to spend their spring break. \vas able to accomplish a Through the university ·s BreaksAway month's work 111 onl) one program, the students trnveled to five week ...That satisfaction was states to work with non-profit organ1za­ really reward111g." Hucka­ uons, together totaling near!) I .500 hours bone added. of community service. In Phoenix, Ariz., stu­ .. It was such an eye-open[ing], fulfill­ dents volunteered with a ref­ mg and heartbreaking expenence,.. said ugee resettlement program. Ruth Gerola. a site leader 111 Kansas City. helping immigrants from Mo .. It reminds me to take ad\antage of Burma (Myanmar). Bhutan. the privilege of having an education:· Africa and Iraq adjust to life Gerola co-led a group of five students in the US. \\ho worked with children of all ages, Site leader Rebecca Fox providing da) care services. a health clinic said that one of her most and family assistance through a program memorable moments was called OperatJon Breakthrough. showing a Burmese family "I am committed to be[ing] an advo­ who had spent I 0 years in a cate for those who could not speak for refugee camp how to clean MSU students conducting troil mointenonce in Gila Notional Forest over spring break. Front Row: Betsy Cornwell, Hillary themselves," said Gerola. their home. "We taught Begger, Lynnette Brown, Michael Hoskins, Middle Row: Shelby Horris, Denise Chandler, Caitlin Moldonado, Amanda One group of 13 students went to San the family how to make Severn, Alexis Towlerton, Thomas O'Neill, Elizabeth Milliren, Top Row: Jun Shimada, Arim Lee, Yeri Son. Image courtesy of Amanda Severn Francisco, Calif., to help with Glide, an homemade and eco-friendly I organization that helps the impoverished. household cleaners, clean Amanda Severn and Alexis Towlerton in Bozeman and had to question which During the week, the students served over the kitchen, bathrooms [and) other living led a group of students in Gila National was the actual trail or which direction to 8,500 meals to the needy. Student Brittany areas," she said. "While we were helping Forest, doing maintenance work on the go. That area was a completely different Haas said she "wanted to go on the trip to the family clean the carpet, several other Little Walut Trail System, in Silver City, story." do something meaningful with [her) vaca­ Burmese families gathered outside to N.M. Mandy St. Aubyn, MSU's BreaksAway tion, and to meet and connect with a new watch us!" "Before I went on this trip I definitely coordinator, said the prograni is intended group of students." "I think the crazy thing about a trip took for granted how great the Forest to "cultivate in MSU students a spirit of Although Haas said that the situa­ like that was how much we felt like we Service is here in Montana and how well community involvement and to nurture tion often seemed helpless, she added learned from the refugees; how much we our trails are maintained," Severn said. service leaders who will give back to our that "there was usually one good person took back with us," Fox added. " I have never met a fork in a trail here state, nation and the world."

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violate conslltutional rights; ho'' ever. the nece sit) for revision and clarit). he MSU Free. Speech In itiative has zone and must leave. sociolog) professor launched an effort to get admin­ Wade Cole. intrigued. contacted the u111- group simpl) wants students and faculty Free peech lmtiauve members feel istrative officrnls to modernize \ers1t) police and legal sef\ices. Without confident that the) have the support of T M U President Waded Cruzado. As the the uni,·e~it} 's free speech policies and receiving much infonnation. he decided to e'\pand so-called "free speech zones·· on begm his O\\n research. fom1er e'\ecutive vice-president and campu Cole presented the opportunity to do provost at MSU. a fellow land-grant Current!). the free speech zones on further research and exploration concern­ The existing policy universlly, the) said Cruzado likely campus include the Centennial Mall. ing free speech zones on campus to hb understands the importai1ce of a clear free the cement areas adjacent to the Brick Social Movements class last fall . and si'\ contains ambiguous speech polic). Breeden Fieldhouse and the areas adjacent students have continued with the project. maps of free speech MSU was forced to ren e the to 1he Bobcat Stadium Jamie Kru hensky. another sociolog) chool's policy followmg a lawsuit by Initiative members are proposing to student. explained that after becoming a zones, even with the Amencan Civil Liberties Union after make the entire campus a free speech can1pus-recognized group. the individu­ a man handing out pamphlets on campus zone, with political or other demonstra­ als composed a suf\.ey to be completed red dots that appear was asked to leave. According to Lucas. tions prevented within 25 feet of build­ b) both students and faculty at MSU. The MSU now holds one of the mo t pro­ ings. 300 suneys that have been completed hand-drawn. gre ive and straightforward policies in Sociology student Lizzie Sinclair thus far reveal that roughl) 82 percent of the United States. ewlained that the e'l.isting polic} contains the student and facult) cannot identif) The initiative members stated tllat it is ambiguous map of free speech zones. the free speech zones on campus, and over imperative that the free speech zones are even with red dots that appear hand­ 70 percent of those who have completed to be aware of the fact that MSU does clarified at1d expanded before omething dra\\.n. the survey agree that the entire campus have zones for free speech. Krushensky imilar to what occurred at MSU hap­ Last summer, after \\.itnessing a police should be a free speech zone. said that the group's main focus is educa­ pens on the MSU can1pus. "The un iversity officer inform a gentleman who had been Court have detem1ined that campuses tion and awarenes . When presenting ha never taken the time to revise the prote ·ung outside the Museum of the can restrict free speech based on signifi­ tlleir propo ed revi ion to the Uni\ ersit) pohc) ." Lucas said. ''and it is no longer Rockies that he ''as not in a free speech cant interest. a regulation that does not Council. the group hoped to come} the applicable to coda} 's ociet) ... I-Ho's raises over $13,000 for Japan Matthew Rine

-Ho's Korean Grill, a local Bozeman chicken curry. sushi and miso soup\\ 1th it), with people lining up out the door to St.. was opened a decade ago b) Boze­ restaurant. hosted a fundraiser last tofu were sold. There were also silent auc- sample the food ru1d offer donation . man resident I-Ho Pomeroy and has since I week to provide aid for victims of the Upon leaving the restaurant. contribu­ become a local favorite "She's very expe­ natural disaster. raismg over $ 13 ,000 in tors where given handmade origanu fig­ sales and donations \\ ithin three hours. rienced in fundraising and it would have The community ures. ranging from traditional animal and The tsunami was caused by an earth­ been foolish not to ask her help/ad\ ice," shape to Pokemon and dino aurs. quake of magnitude 8 .9. among the most wanted to do what flm~er Ishibashi said of Mrs. Pomero). mtense ever recorded. The disaster then "[The communit) ) wanted to be Fortunately, the families of the volun­ disrupted the function of four different they can from 5,000 supportne." aid oriko Ishibashi , who teers and Mrs. Ishibashi are safe. nuclear power plants. affecting 11 nuclear first came to America in 1989 and is a In the coming weel..s there will be reactors. Over 30.000 people are e11her miles away. longtime friend of the restaurant's owner many more fundraistng event for this nus ·mg or ha\e been killed m the traged). --- who organized the event. "They want to cause. including a S) mphony concert and do what the} can from 5.000 miles away. the film "Hula Girls," which takes place The event took the fom1 of a Japan­ tion Items donated b) Blue Ribbon Ties, I am glad that ''e were able to facilitate in the area of Japan struck b) the tsunami. themed day at the restaurant, with O\er Dave's Sushi. Trouthunter and man) other the bridge bel\\et:n them and Japanese 40 \Olunteers helpmg cool.. , decorate and generous local . at the Emerson Cultural Center on April people," she satd. manage the fundraiser. Japane e-sl} le The restaurant was pacl..ed to capac- 16th. I-Ho'· · located at 12 16 W Lincoln THE ASMSU EXPONENT I April 7, 2011 9 Ne~~~~~~~~~~~- 36th Annual American Indian Council Pow Wow By Erin Ratcliff I Photos by Garrett Smith

Native Americans from as far as South Dakota a basketball tournament, a prayer breakfast and a and Canada gathered at the Brick Breeden Field­ free chili dinner. house for the American Indian Council's 36th An­ The Host drum of the pow wow was the Assinni­ nual Pow Wow last weekend. Hundreds attended boine Cree, the Headwoman Dancer was Wasewi the free event to both watch and participate. Shawl, and the Headman Dancer was Michael Fast The pow wow included dancing and Grand Buffalo Horse. Entries as well as other events, including a work­ " It feels good to come out and see family and shop on empowering native lands, half-marathon, friends," Fast Buffalo Horse said.

Hundreds Play in Pow Wow Basketball Tournament hirty teams competed in the 3rd accommodate. Student volunteer Raye! Annual Nyree Hogan Memorial Brown said that over a thousand people T Basketball Tournament on April 1, were in out and of the gym during the in conjunction with the annual American event. Indian Council Pow Wow. This tournament This non-profit tournament, includes is a major component of the pow wow, not participants of all races. ages and genders. only as a tradition and health promotion The entry fee is used to provide referees. tool , but also because basketball is a kind scorekeepers. t-shirts and other required of "Native American sport," according to costs. Ten different campus departments the event's progran1 coordinator. Cheryl contributed donations. with the Office of Polacek. the President giving the most. This was the third straight year that the Polacek said she was thankful for the basketball tournament was held in honor of volunteers who made the event possible. Nyree Hogan, a Crow Indian who passed "[They] always had smiles on their faces," away in 2008. Next year will be the last she added. Four students - Raye! Brown. year it is held in her honor, as Crow culture Cheyenne Stevens, Corrie Villegas and involves mourning for four years. Taylor Stuck volunteered for the entire Over 300 people signed up to play, weekend. which was more than the tournament could THE ASMSU EXPONENT I April 7, 2011 10 IIKA TIAS YTIOS

By Bizz Browning I Design by Tina Smith

SU's Pi Kappa Alpha Frater- nerships. especiall) with tudent-dri' en 111t), common!) known a- thi­ organizations such as Tias y Tio :· M Pike house. has big ambitions Tias ) Tios. which was inspired b} a for next week· s Pi Week Fund.rai er: a "Big Brother. Big Si ter" type of organi­ campus and communit) pie sale, a giant zation in Chile, is a four-pronged program swing for a Swing-a-thon and a variety of aimed towards diversity and tolerance, other competitive challenge for the Greek. especially for the Hispanic population. system. These are all on the agenda Lo Their motto, ·'Open Hearts, Open Minds." raise funds and awareness for Tias y Tio permeates the program's four services. a recent!) formed student organization which include taking children on field that promotes diversity and tolerance in trips Lo activities which they usual!) the Bozeman community. couldn't afford, "Big Brother/Big Sister" However. Pike members are also tutoring. adult language ex.changes and hopeful that Pi Week will generate a better community education. public image for sorority and fraternity The group was forn1ed last year by houses, as well as initiate a wider net­ MSU students Jenna and Jessa Thiel. working relationship between the Greeks "We are taking national issues and fo­ and student organizations. cusing them on a local level.'' co-founder According to Dan Goodman. the Yice­ Jessa Thiel commented. ··we are trying President of External Affairs for Pike, to establish respect. It's about reciprocity, philanthropy and service has always been not assimilation." Pike fraternity brothers work with kids at Bozeman Children's Museum. I Photo courtesy Dan Goodman a major component of the Greek system. Originally, Pike didn't think to focus but hardl) anyone remembers or notices on the Gallatin Valley communit). but donate mone) to the organization, paying and collaboration in their service projects. instead thought to aid people for snacks and activities, but the fraternity "We want to change the '"orld. and our outside of the country by rais­ has also taken up many of the projects and world is Bozeman," Thiel said. e ant to re­ ing funds to replace comput­ activities in all four parts of the program. Goodman agreed and commented ers in a school lab in Ghana. Thiel was impressed with their com­ that there eemed to be a myth of student When they were ad,ised mitment and '"illingness to artend the power. but working with programs like shape our image by that the project would not be activities. "Jt's amazing." she aid. "These Tias y Tios and eeing the advantages sustainable and that much of fraternit) members are the first ones to of collaboration. he feels more optimis­ ho ing not telling. the money would be wasted in arrive to help at the events. and often the tic about what student can accomplish shippmg costs. the fraternity last ones to leave." together. "We' re not necessarily declanng -Do P e embe moved their attention to local Members of Pi.k.e have been e ' pecially Tias y Tio a our philanthropy. We want service projects. After learning helpful in the realm of community educa­ to reach out and start partnerships "ith about Tias y Tios and meeting tion. They are currently in the process of other tudent-driven organizations." he this toda} because of the many negative with the founders, they felt this program creating presentations on diversity and said. sororit) and fraternity stereot) pes. With was something they could get excited tolerance for chools in Belgrade, where With the outreach during Pi Week. this m nund. one of Pike's goals next about. ome Hispanic student have been bullied. Goodman is hopeful that the desire to weeb. is to reach out to different service "This situation lets us see exactly ·'This [tolerance] is a cause that i going change the Greek image and to help unite programs and projects. where our mone) goes," said Goodman. to be pushed. Rather than letting it get out and strengthen the cornmunit} will spread "Being Greek, there are man} miscon­ "We can develop actual relationship , of control, we want to rally around it and and expand throughout campus. "We're ceptions and bad stereotypes," Goodman and it helps strengthen our community by address it now," Goodman said. m it for the students. It's the swdents who aid. "We want to reshape our image b} helping ourselve ." Through their joint effort of fund.rais­ will keep it gomg. We want a healthy showing, not telling. We want to start part- ln the past year. Pike has been able to ing and outreach. Tias) Tios and Pike community," he said. hope to inspire more tudent in,·olvement THE ASMSU EXPONENT I April 7, 2011 11 Opinion Are Fraternities Still Relevant?

This fraternity strives to maintain its relevancy, but do other organizations foll behind? I Photo courtesy Doniel Cassidy "No means yes; yes of fraternities. means anal." This is, A little less than a month ago, an e­ surprisingly, the least mail was circulated around the University • The Thiel sisters and Pike fraternity brothers pose with children at the Bozeman Children's Museum offensive of a series of Southern California campus, originat­ I Photo courtesy Dan Goodman of popular chants ing from their Kappa Sigma chapter. This from Yale fraternities e-mail describes, in essence, how to get Pl & GREEK WEEK SCHEDULE Delta Kappa Epsilon women to have sex wit.h you and how to and Zeta Psi Eta. report it to your friends. The contents of Alicia Exley Other chants range in the e-mail are so disgusting that I literally lSMSU fxp:inent Pl WEEK GREEK WEEK subjects from "sluts" could not describe them in this paper. ~).'..:;;· .. -..;~':-:: ·:,~, ~ "< ' ... r·< to necrophilia. Yet again, the school administration ! 7. ,p.m;'. ~ 9 :p~m. ·. · . When the Yale Women's Center had did nothing to address the problem, until · ·Gome Night at .~UB Rec. . · their annual "Clothesline Project" (an Tuesday, when a large protest was staged. Center. ·.. · ·· .. event where rape survivors make t-shirts These events. as well as others, prompted about the offenses committed against the U.S. Education Department to come them and hang them up}, fraternity mem­ out with new guidelines, requiring col­ bers stole the shirts and wore them around leges to make detailed investigations of 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. campus as a sick joke. sexual harassment or assault charges im­ All sororities selling pies on cam­ Search and Find all over This problem has been brought up at mediately after they' re reported. pus next to Pi Week Swing. Campus. 6 p.m. to 6:45 p.m. Yale repeatedly for the last 30 years, and In all fairness, not all fraternities are Pi Kappa Alpha Jeopardy (Pike no disciplinary changes have occurred. like Yale's and USC's. But these events beg the question: Are fraternities obso­ House) lete? Are they really groups dedicated to philanthropy or are they nothing but Are [fraternities] a popularity contest and a "cool kids' club?" Are these groups that are notorious really groups for partying, date rape and traumatizing initiation rituals outdated and damaging to dedicated to college campuses? What kind of message is sent by schools that support the same organizations that forced the Education philan hropy or Department to put forth stricter rules on 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. sexual assault? All sororities selling pies on cam­ 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. With MSU's enrollment increasing pus next to Pi Week Swing. Greek Olympics at Shroyer are they nothing every year, our administration should keep to 8 p.m. 9 p.m. Gym an eagle eye on our fraternities to make Pie Tasting Contest, Pie Eating but a popularity sure they do not commit the same offenses Contest, & Pie Throwing (Pike as others do. And the women and men at House} contest? MSU who feel they have been victimized by a member of a fraternity need to speak up and let people know. Fraternities have After years of complaints with no action, a huge responsibility representing the uni­ a group of students is now going to the versity to the community. MSU students federal government. If Yale is found guilty and administration must stay vigilant and of trivializing rape and sexual harassment cautious about what kind of message they charges, they could lose some or all of are sending. their $500 million federal funding, largely because of the misbehavior of a handful THE ASMSU EXPONENT I April 7, 2011 12

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S ring Fishing on the Yellowstone

Cosey Denning practices cote on release w 1e 1s ing on t e Ye owstone River ] 1moge y Cos..\ pring in southwest Montana i a trout this time of) ear. Fly-fishing is com­ mo t active. A brown trout' diet consists patience - all of which are neces af) for special time. If the bli ters on )Our plicated. Often, you will spend hours on of terrestrials or insects. and smaller fish. results. Sheel have had enough of tho e the river watching trout feed and actively but the reall) big guys usually only eat When you finally do hook that old ski boots. perhaps it's time to set the skis avoid your fly. Perhaps they are full. or other fish. The early spring months are timer, the last thing you want to hear is aside. dust off your fly box, throw on maybe it's a color or smell discrepancy ­ when rainbow trout spawn, creating an the snap of a rod or the 'twang' of a leader some waders and hit the river. either way the situation looks woebegone. optimal opportunity to tos ome trearn- breaking. Often, the fish pursued with This last weekend, on a beautiful , It 's important for one to understand hatch ers that represent smaller rainbows. streamer are heav) weights and require typical stormy spring afternoon, a host of cycles and know what the fish norrnall) When fishing, allow yourself a little a rod strong enough to support them and friends and 1 decided to get out of town feed on during the particular time of the more room than you think) ou' II need stiff enough to cast successfully. Be sure for the day and head to the Yellowstone year to decrease the chances of getting in order to really get that fly down deep. you have your rig set up to prepare for that to catch some fish , drink some beer and skunked. You want to seek out riffles and runs that IO-pounder. spend the day in gorgeous Paradise Valley. A streamer is a fly which is meant to flow into deep holes. deadfall and steep Living in Bozeman. we are all privy Like most at this time of year, my imitate minnows or smaller bait. They cut banks. Present the streamer by casting to world-class trout streams. Within a mind was creating illusions of sunshine are much larger than nonnal flies, a\erag­ across river. then pull in the line quickly few miles of town. the Gallatin. Madison. and warm weather and also like most, I ing a couple inches in length, and often as the fl) pendulums back towards you. Yellowstone. Big Hole and Jefferson Riv- was forced to wait yet again. A good rule have extravagant names such as: yellow Step downstream and repeat. As soon ers all offer world-class trout, and many of thumb while fishing in Montana is to yummies, catfish gumbo and the always as the streamer hits the water you want of them. So get out there and do some carry some raingear or wear a shell. Most popular, sex dungeon. to begin stripping the line at a relatively fishing; experience a side of Montana that of the day was spent in the rain and wind, Spring is great for streamer fishing. speedy rate; you want the fly to appear to cannot be felt on skis or seen from riding a huddling behind rocks trying to tie our Ideally, you want to fish with streamers at be swimming downstream. Be faster than Bridger chair. flies . a time when the trout are active. When the the current in order to successfully imitate There are a few different methods you sky is overcast and the river is a little off­ smaller fish. Streamer fishing requires can explore when approaching hungry colored is when trout are considered to be an active approach. technique and ome Beehive Basin Snowshoe Hike Mox Bordman

t was a cloudy, wet, drizzly Saturcla) territory of the park. Following the full almost all had nothing but po itive feed­ about fifty degrees:· said Andrews. He ob­ when the MSU Outdoor Recreation loop, one can observe a wide variet) of back. Every participant enjoyed the trip in served the effects of the warmer weather I Program's April 2 snowshoeing com­ intriguing Yellowstone features including their own way. Whether participants were a he and two other students returned to menced around 8 a.m. Students met at the two back country lakes. recent bum areas, looking for an intense solo hike or a first Outdoor Recreation Center and left for the trail's start over a snow bridge. to sec rivers, streams and spruce and fir forests. time snowshoeing experience, the Outdoor it collapse right behind them. Yellowstone around 8:45 a.m. after one Despite the cloudy weather, the group Recreation Program delivered Between the excitement of meltmg of the projected participants decided not covered a large portion of the trail, experi­ The snowshoe excursion till managed snow and fresh animal tracks. the outdoor to go. The group of five students and two encing breathtaking views and scenef) . to maintain a proper level of excitement snowshoeing excursion this past week­ guides drove the hour or so to Yellow­ The laidback atmosphere of the expe­ for tho e participating. The group came end was "a good trip." With the ob,1ous stone to do some spring snowshoeing at dition proved to be vital in ensuring the across moose tracks. obsen ed Yellow­ success of this trip and the high rates of Specimen Creek before the shy warmth of trip's success. "They made it really easy stone wildlife. experienced the sights and involvement over this past semester, the springtime melted the last bit of snow. to just show up and they had everything managed to witness and avoid the collap e Outdoor Recreation Program is on a good After an extensive adverti ing cam­ ready to go," said Jacob Nunemaker. one of one of the snow bridges O\ er the creek. track heading into the spring season of paign throughout the donns on campus, of the participating students. "'They did a "I thought the weather was really nice; activiues. the ORC's snowshoeing trip was ready good job of taking us out there and !erring wasn't too hot," said Dan Andrews, a "We're definitely going on another trip to take in the sights Specimen Creek has us do our own thing, but the} were still freshman from Colorado. "But if you're to offer. The trail route traces about 22.5 very helpful." with them," said Nunemaker. miles of terrain in the remote northwest someone who doesn't Like the cold, you Among the students that participated shouldu 't come to Montana. It was on!) THE ASMSU EXPONENT I April 7, 2011 13 Sports Utah Canyon Camping with Outdoor Recreation Michael Gross

ozeman has a lot of outdoor According to Woerlein. while her acti\ities to offer. NO\\ that spnng group was offered a choice of hikes rang­ B has sprung, the snow is gone and ing in difficulty. most people chose the the air is slowly tak.ing on the hint of a more strenuous ones. A few required hik­ A View of the Grand Canyon I lmo9e by Mike Tarrant Montana summer, the thoughts of hiking, ing up and down canyons and maneuver­ ursday, 3/10/11, 6:08 p.m.: My brother drove this morning while I river floating, whitewater rafting and Yel­ ing over slick rocks and through tunnels. My brother and I leave Walmart with graded papers. The mountains were shim­ lowstone wandering are likely on many Despite the team getting lost on more than 140 dollars worth of mostly non-per­ mering in snow and the sky was clear. We students minds. However, it is likely the one occasion and running out of water ishable food in plastic bags in the trunk. made fast progress through the speed test majority of students share a problem - halfway through their first hike, Worelein We drive through Bozeman and west to sections of the highway. with raised 80 they are not from Bozeman and do not said the trails were interesting and difficult Norris. then south to Ennis. The sun is mile per hour limits. know where/how to begin. in a good way. starting to set. We exited the highway at Toquerdale, . There is an opportunity on campus All Outdoor Recreation trips are open We had intended to leave hours earlier five papers and a few sandwiches later, that most students likely did not know to individuals of all physical abilities. - I skipped my last class and had packed and headed east towards Hurricane where existed . ASMSU Outdoor Recreation Everyone is welcome and will be accom­ late the night before. However, my brother we refueled and switched drivers. At offers outdoor trips, seminars, workshops modated if their fitness level is not tip-top. had a late start and left Butte, 80-some Kanab, we took US-89A along the North and courses for a cheap price to help MSU The organization will be hosting three miles away. in the mid-afternoon. He had Rim of the Grand Canyon, passing the students and the public alike familiarize more trips before the end of the school picked me up, put my huge Gregory pack closed access to the North Rim at Jacob themselves with the Bozeman outdoors. year. They will be floating the Madison in his backseat and we had made more Rim. In mid-afternoon, we crossed over For the past 35 years, ASMSU Out­ River on April 9, touring Yellowstone than a few stops before we left town. the Colorado River on the east end of the door Rec. has hosted trips from the begin­ April 16 and 17 and rafting the park's We turned south on Highway 87 to Canyon and turned south, surrounded ning of fall through the end of spring. white waters April 30. Fees cover trans­ cut the comer to US-20 through Targhee by red and orange earth and bathed in Trips range in price from JO to hundreds portation, group equipment and organiza­ National Forest. Immediately as we began warm, welcome sun , while my cell phone of dollars depending on the length and tional expenses. Participants are expected to climb in elevation. snowflakes started chirped text alerts about falling snow in requirements of the tnp. The) frequent!) to bring resources for meals, clothing and falling. The snowdrifts on the side of the Boleman. go to Yellowstone for camping. hiking. other personal gear. Besides being offered road grew as well. Within the hour. we We found a mostly dry campsite at \\ hitewater rafting and other activities to e\er) MSU student, trips are also wel­ were somewhere m the middle of a white­ the mudd} and snowy Mather camp­ depending on the time of year. Accord- come to public gut:sts on a limited basis. out bhuard. driving 20 miles per hour and ground near the Grand Canyon Village ing to Outdoor Rec. President Michael Outdoor Recreation also offers ava­ fishtailing. and finished up our dinner of Top Ramen Cavaness. for the past 27 years the) have lanche seminars. kayak.ing and fly fishing We dropped into Rexburg white­ and chees) can11ed chicken in tortillas hosted a week.-long Ctah Canyon camping and t) mg lessons, wilderness medicine knuckled and hours behind schedule. I as the sun dropped around 6:30 p.m. We trip. Lisa Woerlem, an MSU student. went courses and a bic)cle and ski workshop had barely driven in months, as I had been attempted to organize our packs for the on their most recent Utah trip over spring throughout the year. Because there are without a car for the previous year. and following day, locked the car and crawled break. only a few more weeks of class left, most my brother joked there was no better way into the tent for the night. " It was well organized and a good op­ of these tutorials are done for the school to get behind the wheel again. I turned up Saturday, 3/12/ 11 , 12:10 p.m: portunity for people who don't have their year. However it is not too early to start the iPod; we settled in and merged onto Finally, we started down the own gear. l would definitely recommend thinking about incorporating these op­ J-15 at Idaho Falls, headed for a Super 8 Grandview trail on the eastern end of it; good price too. I got to know some fun portunities into your college experience Motel in Lehi, Utah. the South Rini of the Grand Canyon. We people who were also interested in hiking next year. Friday, 3/11/11, 12:45 p.m.: had broken camp late after a breakfast and camping." said Woerlein. The group For more information on how to sign We had pulled up to our hotel a few of oatmeal and coffee and had driven drove to Canyon lands, Arches National up for these trips or anything else regard­ minutes before 2:00 a.m. the night before. to the Backcountry Office to organize Parks and around the Colorado River rec­ ing ASMSU Outdoor Recreation, visit We had checked in, brushed our teeth and transportation to the trailhead. After talking with a ranger, we parked our car reation area where they hiked and camped their website at www.montana.edu/out­ promptly passed out. Our noble intentions in the main lots by the visitor center and for five night , two of which were spent in doorrecreation or talk to an employee in were thwarted by sleeping through a few paid $35 to travel a dozen or so miles to a motel. the Outdoor Recreation Center. which is snooze cycles of the alarm and we didn't the trailhead in a white taxi minivan. The Cavanes said the trip, "ran very located on W. Lincoln Street between the get back on 1- 15 until 9:30 a.m., after driver told us that on average, one person smoothly. . [due to I the usual great intramural fields and Roskie Hall. eating continental breakfast waffles and dies in the park every month. He also said weather, spectacular scenery, super watching morning news about the earth­ there was absolutely no water below the recreational opportunities and awesome quake and tsunami that had just struck nm ... TO BE CONTINUED. can1araderie." Japan. THE ASMSU EXPONENT I April 7, 2011 14 C9 Entertainment Editor: Sabre Moore entertainment@exponent. montana. edu 'Waiting For Superman' Explores Education Issues Vanessa Naive or a nation that proclaims to leave contends that the biggest obstacle in the the government and nation face looming no child behind. America does education system is teachers' utuons pro­ budget cut - that ma) hamper the ) stem S) Everyone has even more. Fso at alanning mtes The Leader· tecung sub-par teachers in the stem ship Institute will present "Wa1t1ng For Da' id Guggenheim reminds us "While leadership 1s not the ke) theme Supern1an:· a documenlar} that e\plores throughout the film that the schools' "stan­ a dream, but ofthts film. b) bringrng I! to MSU and this socioeconomic issue, on Wednesda). dardized statistics" all have names: An­ showmg students and the general public a April 13 . "Waiting for Superman" won thon). Francisco. Bianca. Dais) and Em­ our schools are problem 111 our societ) and ''hat must be the Audience Award at the 20 I 0 Sun­ il).\\ hose stones make up the foundation done to ti' it. the MSL Leadership In~ti­ dance Film Festi\al and also received the of the film. Despite politicians· promises. failing them. tute hopes to spark the fire of leadership Best Documentar} Feature at the Critic's our education lacks in compari~on to other that resides in all of us. to help change the Choice Movie Awards. \\Oriel powers. Out of the top 30 countries state of education in Amenca,'' aid Kob) "Everyone has a dream. but our in the world for education. we are mnked Bernard of the Leaden.hip lnsutute. schools are failing them." the trailer 25th for math. and 2 lst for science takes a look at an issue that most Ameri­ The movie will be sho,,ing in the Pro­ claims. B) using animation. pop culture The Leadership Institute chose this cans take for granted. Reform of the pub­ crastinator Theatre at 7 p.m on Wednes­ tncks and heartfelt stories. the movie film as one of ns documentaries because it lic school s) stem is pivotal. especial I) as da). April 13. Adm1~s1011 ts tree.

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t's Wednesday. March 30. and I am cheap to purchase music on iTune ? All sipping on m) tea at a coffee shop, of their music is free. They run a popu­ I avidly searching for information on lar blog, thehood.internet.com in which BAKERY * Open for Breakfast and Lunch The Hood Internet to write this article. you can stream and download all of their However, I am continually distracted by remix tapes and individual songs. CAKES * A19 kind for BirthdChicago-based pro' ided to bu) at the door for either 517 service & repair for production duo, most famous for their or '.!O, according to the Web site Subaru, Toyota, Honda remi\es of popular hip-hop songs'' ith rndie-rock music. Who else thinks of mixing Dead Prez'' ith Grizzly Bear'J I 587-2286 I ~~h~c~~e?!~~~ can personally anest to the simply brilliant remixes The Hood Internet produces. Too THE ASMSU EXPONENT I April 7, 2011 15 Entertainment This Is Boring With Hats at the Filling Station Randall Blrnr

Disclaimer: While i11ten-1ew111g This ls Boring With Hats it became mcreasingly appare111 (in fact they even warned me) that rhey are. in fact, a joke band, so there is 110 discerning between the facts they told me about themselves and the outright lies they said for their own amusement.

ward winning local playwright April 9. Two opening bands: Donnie Evil Keith "Boring" Suta (keyboards, (lead by local Chris Donohue) and The Two friends reconcile their differences by hugging ii out I _Image by Adrian Lucas Dear Aspen, vocals). MSU graduate student Autumn Winter Sadness Collective (from A I have a friend who is constantly telling me about all the expensive trips he has taken, Eben "Hat" Howard (bass). MSU graduate Portland) will start the night out before all the celebrities hes met and a/I the crazy things hes done. I didn't mind the stories alumni Sarah " Hat" Jackson (keyboards, This is Boring with Hats will take the until I heard them 100 times and they became a constant reminder of how unexciting my French horn, stylophone) - all three are stage for their second live performance own life is. How do I tell him J've heard it all without causing a problem? DJs on KGLT - and Cactus Records that will no doubt amuse and dazzle their Sincerely, owner Ryan "Hat" Cassavaugh (drums) audience. Frustrated 011 Ferguson St. make up the "Joke" band called This is This time it will not just be Beatles Boring with Hats. covers, but any great rock song from irst, kudos for not having told two-week trip to New York and casual en­ With the exception of Cassavaugh, the sixties and seventies will fall victim him off already. Even if the friend counter with Chelsea Handler, he may not who studied music in college, none of (gracious victim) to their carefree and Fmeans well. we all get tired of be as good of a friend as you think. It may them have bad any extensive music les­ "look how awesome I am" stories. I'm be that he sees you as a captive audience, sons, just a passion for the art. In fact, impressed that you've made it this far Howard had never even played the bass without blowing up. This obviously before he joined the band. means you care about the person enough One day in February of last year, Suta The love of music to respect their feelings. Approach the called up Howard out of the blue and That being said, it does need to be asked, "Eben, can you learn Lo play the brought up. Although keeping your mouth situation tactfully, bass by April 23?" is, if anything, shut can seem like a good idea (after all, Howard: "That seems frighteningly no one relishes the idea of being the one and don't be specific. Why?" infectious. to rain on someone else's parade) it can Suta: "Because that's when our first also take a strain on the friendship. afraid to tell the show is you're in a band now, by the way As I've advised before, open and - and we already have a gig!" honest communication is vital. When you That show was The Beatles Night at don't allow yourself to be honest with whole truth. the Filling Stanon. This is Boring with whimsical musical style. If you have ever others, it can take a toll on you, and them. and telling these stories can make him feel Hats closed out the evening's proceedings wanted to see Blue Oyster Cult's "(Don't You'll find yourself using this person as by shocking and humoring the spectators Fear) The Reaper" sung with a mock Peter a scapegoat for your feelings, and taking good about himself. Ultimately, the friendship should be by going against the nom1 of rock and Lorre voice then this is your show. other things out on them when it's unde­ worth enough that you can be honest with­ punk-based cover bands with their, as Suta To get a taste of what is in store, visit served. out ruining it. Friendships that center on puts it. "minimalist electro-pop" interpre­ http://www.youtube.com/user/thisisbor­ Remember to be kind. This person is complete honest) can be hard, especially tations of classic rock songs. mgwithhats for highlights of last year's your friend, and you cared about them when the topic of conversation is not a They bad planned 1t to be just a one­ perfomrnnce. enough to write in to an advice column. pleasant one. However. these types of gig thing. e>.pecting most people to be put In the ·devil ma) care· tradition of the Approach the situation tactfully. and don't friendships are the most rewarding. and off b) their "mash mg up and ruining" of band. come on down to the Filling Station be afraid to tell the whole truth. If hearing this type of honesty allows you to truly beloved rock songs. This. of course. was (:?.005 North Rouse Ave.) on April 9 and his stories is mak.ing you depressed and knO\\ the person. If you can be honest and not the case Love of music is not any­ lose yourself in the fun The doors will angf). you have the right to pre\ent this. take the good Y.ith the bad, )'OU.II have a thmg if not rnfectious. and soon e\eryone open at 8 p.m .. and the music will start at A true friend wouldn't want to make you fnendship that can \\ithstand anything. in the bar \\as in on the joke. laughing and 9 p.m. The cover charge is $5. unhappy It's like!) that he doesn't C\Cn realize his storytelling is affecting ) ou. Or take a drink evef) time they tell a caIT) ing on w 1th their rh) thm. If he docs realize this, and continues story, pretl) soon. you'll be so drunk )OU The) were asked to headline a night of to bore you with the intimate details of his won't even care. Or be able to hear them. music at the Filling Statlon on Saturday. ways that material culture found while doing experimental archaeology can help archaeologists scientifically approach Other intractable problems CREATE YOUR OWN STORY APRIL 7- APRIL 14 TUESDAY, APRIL 12; Compiled by Moriah Ellig 6:30 PM S orts BOZEMAN PUBLIC LIBRARY classes. 7 ·30-8. 30 p.m. Taught by Brian Montana Storyteller, Bill Chambers will be and Amanda Knick. Register at http://vigi­ MEN'S TENNIS VS. IDAHO STATE visiting the Children 's Library to tell stories lanteswing.com/posts/. FRIDAY, APRIL 8; and Tall Tales as part of our National Ongoing Library Week #Create Your Own Stary• 10:00 AM events. ASMSU BOZEMAN, MT SENATE Bill Chambers grew up on tall tales, and WOMEN'S TENNIS VS. IDAHO now he tells his own. He's visited schools MEETINGS and libraries across Montana, telling THURSDAYS, STATE THE EXIT GALLERY - CAll FOR FRIDAY, APRIL 8; fantastic tales of giants and dragons, and 6PM SUBMISSIONS handy-men too! For more information about SUB 236 2:00 PM this and other National Library Week EXIT GALLERY - SUB BOZEMAN, MT events, call 582-2404. The Exit Gallery is now accepting applica­ COUNTRY tions for exhibitions during the fall 201 1 MEN'S TENNIS VS. PORTLAND Age Group: All Ages WESTERN AND SWING semester. If accepted, artists or groups of STATE Venue: Bozeman Public Library DANCING artists have the opportunity to show their Address: 626 East Main Bozeman, MT work m a two week solo exhibition with SATURDAY, APRIL 9; 59715 FRIDAYS, 9 PM - MIDNIGHT paid advertising and reception. This oppor­ SOB BARN (BEHIND N. HEDGES) 10:00 PM Phone: 582 2404 tunity to expose your artwork to MSU and BOZEMAN, MT the Bozeman community is open to artists working in any media. MCMF PRESENTS MIKE REYNOLDS LIFE DRAWING SESSION MEN'S TRACK MSU OPEN MONDAYS; 6 - 9 PM Daytime phone: 406. 994. 1828 AND PHILIP AABERG E-mail address: asmsuexhibits@montana. SATURDAY, APRIL 9; SUNDAY, APRIL 1O ; HAYNES HALL RM 233 edu Toke the opportunity to improve your 11 :30 AM 3:00 PM drawing skills. Whether you are a novice BOZEMAN, MT REYNOLDS HALL or experienced artists the experience is a The 2nd season of the Montana Chamber fun and fulfilling chance to improve your WOMEN'S TRACK MSU OPEN Music Society continues in April with Muir technique and learn from others! Open to SATURDAY, APRIL 9; Quartet cellist and MCMS Artistic Director all MSU students, $5 admission. Community 11:30AM Michael Reynolds and pianist Philip Aa­ berg performing the complete Bach Gambo BOZEMAN, MT LINDY HOP CLASSES Sonatas. 6 CONSECUTIVE TUESDAYS TAKE BACK THE NIGHT MARCH Tickets may be purchased at Cactus (BEGINNING APRIL 5) WEDNESDAY, APRIL 13; Records and ERA Landmark Realty on East ROMNEY GYM DANCE STUDIO 6:00 PM Film & Main St. in Bozeman; prices are $25 for Classes will start on time, so please arrive SUB BALLROOM D adults and $15 for students and seniors. a few minutes early to change shoes and MSU's VOICE Center, Students Against For more information about MCMS, ematl register. If you are not sure which class is Sexual Assault, the Help Center, Men Stofr Michael Reynolds at [email protected] Theater r right for you, please email vigilanteswing@ ping Rape, the Women's Center and QSA gmail.com. All classes are $40 for six present our annual Take Back the Night weeks ($30 with a student ID) if registered March and Rock Against Rape event! )om THE KING AND I and poid m advance. The cost at the door us in Ballroom D of the Strand Union Build­ SATURDAY, APRIL 9; is $50 ($40 with student ID) . ing at 6 p.m. for the Speak Out. 8:00 PM Music THE DULCIE THEATRE LINDY FUNDAMENTALS II BAHA'I CHILDREN'S CLASSES An English widow and her young son ar­ MSU CHAMBER CONCERT This class is an extension of Lindy WEDNESDAY, APRIL 13; rive at the Royal Palace in Bangkok in the THE ELLEN THEATRE Fundamentals, Part I. Learn all the funda­ 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM year 1862, having been summoned by the SATURDAY, APRIL 9; mental lindy hop turns and some partner SOB BARN King of Siam to serve as tutor to his many For about the price of a movie, music lovers charleston moves. By the end of the class children and wives. Westerners consider The Baha'i Campus Club offers classes for can enjoy the acclaimed MSU Chamber you should feel very comfortable transition­ the King a barbarian, and he seeks Anna's children, from the ages of 4 ta 10, every Orchestra under the direction of Maestro ing between six and eight count swing assistance in changing his image, if not Wednesday evening, at 5:00 p.m. in the Shuichi Komiyama, in the beautiful setting dancing moves! Open to students who his ways. With both firmly rooted in their SOB Barn (next to the Family and Graduate of The Ellen Theatre. have already taken Part I, or have learned respective traditions and values, Anna and the swing out and lindy circle. 6:30-7:30 Housing Office). The classes are one hour long and are taught by at least two adults. the King grow to understand and respect Tickets for this must-see musical event p.m. Taught by Amanda and Brian Knick. one another in this truly unique love story. Register at http://vigilanteswing.com/ are only $ 15. 00, with a discount to just long and are taught by at least 2 adults. $ 10 00 for MSU students with ID kids 17 posts/. BUILDING PHARAOH'S SHIP: SAIL Price(s). and under and seniors, ages 55 and up. LIKE AN EGYPTIAN $15 -Adult INTERMEDIATE LINDY HOP THURSDAY, APRIL 7; $ 12 - College Student/Senior Citizen (60 To purchase tickets online please visit www. We all get stuck in a rut sometimes. This and over) 6:00 PM theellentheatre.com or you may call the class is all about improvising and connect­ MUSEUM OF THE ROCKIES $9 - Youth ( 17 and under) Ellen box office at 585-5885. Refreshments ing to the music with your whole body. $0 - Season Tickets MOR and Archaeological Institute of will be available in the lobby beginning at Learn some sweet footwork variations and Age Group. 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I grew up in Scotts Mills, Oregon and will be graduating this spring with degrees in Environmental Biology and Organismal Biology. I enjoy drawing in my spare time; pencil is my medium since it can be easily fixed whenever I mess up. Drawing has been a great way to help me relieve the stresses due to school.

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