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10-31-1968 The rsinU us Weekly, October 31, 1968 Judy Schneider Ursinus College

Alan Gold Ursinus College

John S. Picconi Ursinus College

Frederick Jacob Ursinus College

Janet Stemler Ursinus College

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Recommended Citation Schneider, Judy; Gold, Alan; Picconi, John S.; Jacob, Frederick; Stemler, Janet; Jackson, Byron; Sears, David; Novak, Alan; Griffith, Georgette; Williams, James; Herman, Rudi; Solomon, Howard; Yorgey, Kenneth; Deboy, James; Crane, Cris; Heinemeyer, Gail; and Sautter, Paul, "The rU sinus Weekly, October 31, 1968" (1968). Ursinus Weekly Newspaper. 165. https://digitalcommons.ursinus.edu/weekly/165

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This book is available at Digital Commons @ Ursinus College: https://digitalcommons.ursinus.edu/weekly/165 Volume LXVIII THummA Y, OCTOBER 31, 1968 No.3 Evaluation Favorable; Nixon Overwhelms Humphrey; ProvincialislllAssailed "v· ht d""" d R &1 d By ALAN C. GOLD ~ourse~; and the Integrated Phys- .l.l;lg wa~ .1 ren e, j ecte Last February, Ursinus College Ical SCience Course, CMP, which is . underwent a thorough-going ap- praised for the high degree of "cre- By JOHN S. PICCONI Questions b. equitable, but not acceptable praisal conducted by an evaluation ativity and imagination" involved On Tuesday, October 22, 1968, 1. Do you feel that any or all of to a majority of Americans 110 team from the Middle States Asso- in its conception. the Weekly conducted an election the three leading presidential can- c. inequitable ...... 40 ciation of Colleges and Secondary The report commends all of the poll of .the Ursinus student body. didates present vi~ble. al~rnatives d. poor in most cases 58 Schools. The nndings CYf this eval- College's academic departments. Approximately one half of the total to our p!'esent policy In Vietnam? e. stupid ...... :: :::: : 30 uation team have now been dis- with special praise for the Science student body participated in "vot- yes ...... 146 f. other (please specify) ..... 26 closed to the Weekly. and Mathematics Departments, and ing" for President, Vice-President, 0 ...... 280 6. I feel that the "political trend" According to William S. Pettit, the pre-medical program. The fac- and Senator from Pennsylvania. Do Not Know ...... 49 in the U.S. in 1968 has been decid­ Dean of the College, the evaluation ulty members at Ursinus are con- There were also six questions on 2. If you answered YES to ques- edly to the: report was entirely "complimentary gratulated for their sincere dedica- the election poll ballot. The re- tion #1, which candidate(s) does Right ...... 190 and favorable." The findings of tion to their work, and their will- suits of the poll are as follows: (do) ? Left ...... 166 the report were sufficient to place ingness to devote extra time in President Humphrey ...... 15 Do Not Know ...... 66 Ursinus on the first list of approved helping their students. The report H~bert H. H~mphr ey ...... 82 Nixon ...... 112 Do Not Care...... 40 colleges, the highest possible rank. also complimented Ursinus' physi- Richard M. NIXon ...... 154 Wallace...... 25 Write-Ins: President Dean Pettit further commented, "I cal facilities, specifically the newer Ge~rge C. Wallace .. " ...... 21 3. I like the concept of "law and Pat Paulsen ...... 16 expect wc will stay on the first list buildings. WrIte-Ins ...... 106 order " as is defined by: Eugene McCarthy ...... 42 forever, not because we are already Needs of the College Abstentions ...... " ...... 112 Humphrey ...... 72 Dick Gregory ...... 4 on it, but because we are a good As expected, the evaluation re- Total No. Ballots Cast ...... 475 Nixon ...... 140 Eldridga Cleaver ...... 2 college." Indeed, Ursinus had port pointed out several needs of Vice President Wallace ...... 38 Other notable write-ins for Pres­ achieved a place on the first list as the College, such as a new and im- Edmund Muskie ...... 170 4. I feel that the Senate should irlent included one vote for Dr. early as 1890, and has held high proved library, and greater living Spiro T. Agnew ...... 194 have ratiiied President Johnson's Ridge, Dean Whatley, Howard Cas­ ranking ever since. space for women students. How- Curtis Lemay ...... 17 nomin&.tion of Justice Abe Fortas sel, Russ, Abe Lincoln, James Bald­ Prior to the three-day evaluation ever, there was nothing which the Write-Ins ...... 36 as Chief Justice of the Supreme win, George McGovern. Write-ins tour of the College, Ursinus sub- evaluation team found lacking at Abstentions...... 58 Court: for Vice President included one mitted a 200-page report to the Ursinus that was not also included Total No. Ballots Cast...... 475 Yes ...... 202 vo~ for head

"9 i1l.o. Apifl Ci.JuJ BEARS RIP GARNET IN HOMECOMING GAME "9.a.JUl $..o.lllcto.d (i.iJ en -eap..I.ai.nA AFTER HUMI ATIN DEFEAT AT MUHLENBERG After more than two weeks of By JIM WILLIAMS tends to be a low scoring affair. practice, nearly all the boys who Ursinus met and conquered Muhlenberg disprov2d this theory came out for this year's basketball Swarthmore by a 28-0 score last on October 19, combining a run­ squad are still practicing. Of a Saturday, much to the glee of the ning game that gained 310 yards total of twenty-nve players, four old grads present for Homecoming. and occasional passes to humiliate are returning letterm~n. Besides Capitalizing on every Garnet error, Ursinus, 45-6. co-captains Dave Gillespie and a tough UC defen:-,e and a hard­ The Mules opened the scoring Steve Gane, Chuck Williams and nosed rushing attack led the way early that rainy Satu, day. Recov­ Marc Zimmerman also played var­ to the first home victory in two ering a UC fumble, quarterback sity basketball for Ursin us last sea­ years. Randy Uhrich tossed a 26-yard son. Gillespie, a varsity man for Swarthmore opene.J the first per­ pass to Carl Evans for a touch­ the past three years, and Zimmer­ iod with two long drives toward dov.ll. Missing the kick, Muhlen­ man are probably the tallest men the UC g021. TackiE' Mike Shelley berg led 6-0 13 seconds into the on the squad. According to Gil­ ended the first drivl: dropping Gar­ first qU..lrter. lespie, the squad is shorter but net quarterback Mike O'Neal on After stopping a UC drive at faster than last year's team. Of the UC 7. Later, the stout Bear their goal, MuhlenMrg marched the three varsity starters who grad­ defense held Swarthmore on the the length of the field to score. uated last June (Ed Schaal, Bob UC 1. Uhrich ran for 2 points, boosting Compton, and Mike Pollock), two Bears Score First their lead to 14-0. Later in the were over six feet; Compton stood The Bears scored their first of first half the Mule;; again halted around 6·3", while PoJlock towered four touchdowns after dumping the Beal s' offense near the goal, over everyone at 6'6". The lack of Swarthmore's punter on the Garnet took possession of the ball and height doesn't discourage Gillespie, 31. Taking possession, Pete Shu­ drove to score. The score, 20-0. however. "We're shorter but fast­ man threw a scree;1 pass to Joe The Allentown squad took advan­ er," says the co-captain, "and a little more dedicated (than last Corvaia for 8 yards. Jim Roe car­ tage of an Ursinus penalty to score Dave Grau and Jeff Totterweich watch a defending goalie blocks shot. ried for two first downs to the late in the first half. Uhrich year's team) because we are short." Garnet 1, and Shuman scored. JV Players Move Up crossed the goal from the UC 10. Soccer T D f t d B M I JV players who will be moving Early in the second quarter, Ursin­ The Mules now held a 27-0 edge. • eam e ea e y u es us led 7-0. up to the varsity this year include Chuck Wolfe, Bob Keene, Bob Later in that perIod the Bears Mule Selim began a drive from their own 37. interceptedd:~~:v~n~:~~Pkill a Bear pass during the And Delaware As Grau Is In-JU red Clarke, and Dean Stewart. Two Quarterback Shuman moved the third quarter. Uhrich fumbled the players from last year's JV squad, team to the Garnet 25 on a long ball, but tackle Paul Borrell re­ By HOWARD SOLOMON I~wo we~ks. The rest of the squad Dave Jacob and Tom Roth, are not gain by Greg Adams and a 15-yard covered and scored the touchdown. Last Saturday amidst the rain IS phYSIcally sound for the Dela­ returning this season. As for penalty against the visitors. From With the score 33-0 Mule head and the mud, Urs'inus College's soc- ware game, with possibly Rusty Freshmen, Gillespie calls this there, he completed a pass to coach Ray Whispel1 sent in his re­ cer team dropped its third consec- Adams or Denn~ ?alabreese slated year's turnout one of the best UC Adams for the touchdown. Cerg's Selim intercepted averted an epset by dominating the half was played on evpn terms WIth UCC's head basketball coach, is a 21-0 lead halfway through the another UC pass on the Bear 22. second half, as they put together neither team able to stir their athletic director. third period. Third-strbg quarterback Bill Ev­ one goal in the third period and nets. Th~ Delaware game marked Gillespie commented that probab­ Tony Shober intercepted a Gar­ ans directed the final Mule touch­ ta1lied three times in the final per- the first .tlme that the U. C. socc~r ly none of the plp.yers will be cut net toss on the Swarthmore 16. down drive. iod to defe:lt Ursin'ls. team faIled to score a goal thIS since both the Varsity and the Jun­ Shuman then quickly passed to Fe­ Ursinus executed a desperate 68- season. ior Varsity each carry twelve or lix Narog for the touchdown. The yard scoring drive as the game This Friday, the Ursin us College On Saturday, the Ursinus soccer thirteen players. He added, how­ team plays the Alumni. Although s,·ore, 28-0. closed. With 24 seconds left Jack soccer team plays host to the Uni­ ever, that each squad will be down the contest is not .. conference The Bears attempted a final drive Addicks caught a Pete Shuman versity of Delaware. The Ursinus to eleven players by mid-season, as game, the Bedrs hvlla to put to­ late in the final period. Guard Bob pass in the end zone. The final hopes of snapping their .losing those players who see little action gether two consecutive sharp Scappa intercepted a pass, and score, Muhlenberg 45, Ursinus 6. streak will be somewhat dimmed usuall}' quit. halves agamst the Alumni in order Tough Competition Shuman completed tc Narog on The Standings by the ab1ence of halfback Dave to iron out the probiem of jncon­ As for competition, "Everybody the Garnet 34. The drive ended as MAC Southern CoI\ege Division Grau. Grau suffered an injury to sistency-a problem which has cost is going to be tough," said Gilles­ a UC back fumbled and Swarth- Franklin & Marshall ..... 4 0 his ankle In practice and will be the Bears two ball games this year. pie. The reason for such a large more recovered. Western Maryland ...... 3 0 out of the lineup for a week to number of good teams is that many Roe Honored Lebanon Valley ...... 3 1 of last year's weaker teams were Freshman halfback Jim Roe was Johns Hopkins ...... 3 1 composed mainly of freshmen and awarded the Kenneth E. Walker Muhlenbe!"g ...... 3 2 The Inside Track: sophomores. Gillespie cited Swarth­ Memorial Trophy after the game PMC ...... 1 2 more, Muhlenberg, and Drexel as for his efforts that afternoon. Roe Swarthmore ...... 1 2 examples. This year the Bears intercepted a pass; "3cored a touch­ Dickinson ...... 1 4. . AND DREXEL must also take a long road trip to down, and ran for 67 yards. URSINUS ...... 1 4 • Western Pennsylvania to play Jun­ On a rain-soaked field, football Haverford ...... 0 4 iata and Dickinson. The games will be played on successive nights MAKES EIGHTEEN which will make the prospect of a ATTENTION! MIKE'S By RUDI HERMAN pionship, all UC runners looked double victory all the more diffi­ AILING CLUB strong and tremendv'.lsly speedy as cult. Although the Bears do not Barber Shop With awesome brutahty, Ursinus they took 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, open their official schedule until On October 26 the Ursinus Sail­ CC continued its onslaught toward 6th, 8th, and 9th: seven out of the December 1 when they play Haver­ an MAC championship. Opposi­ ing Club's A team beat Haverford 476 Main Street first ten finishE:rs. D~exel was cast ford, they will play their first in a regatta held on the SchuylkiJI. tion came against the UC power along the wayside in a tremE"ndous scrimmage on November 7 against Although the B tc'1m lost their only to be completely annihilated. 20-35 swamp by UCCC men. St. Francis De Sails, a relatively races, the A team, 3kippered by CLUB 1000 UC traveled to PMC and came It seems that there young men new college located near AJlentown. Bob Lem:m, Commodore of the home looking like the true cham­ are on their way to IJeralded great­ This wTlter make3 no predictions BaJlroom Available for Receptions, pions they are. Bruce Albert, soph Club, took a first and a second for Dances, Meetings, Banquets, Shows, ness. They to winning that on the outcome of this basketball a total of 6 points. Haverford's A etc. - From 50 to 500 sensation, ran away from the MAC cherished MAC CC trophy this season. Initead, he will only teJl team took a first in one race and champion Ton Sayres and beat him year. Till it is thpirs, they will the reader that Ursinus netmen 40-44 mGR ST., POTTSTOWN did not finish the oth~r for 4 points. by 42 seconds. Sayres had to keep continue to drive their desire and have finidt.ed third, !lecond, and The club's next Regatta will be Phone 323-9750 looking arr,und because John Rus­ bodies to the peak of excellence. second the past three seasons in held at Annapolis. sell, Dave Trishman, Tom Mc {or­ Look for future victories from our Southern Division of the MAC. row, Rudi Herman, aJld Bob Masa­ • • • ALMA'S HAIRSTYLING undefeated harrier~. They will Two years ago the Dean defeated • kowski we"e right behind him. At bave no regrets this year. But to .Muhlenberg but lost to Drexel in RAY GURZYNSKI 6th and Main the end of the race. the score was quote Coa;;h Ray Gurzynski on the the play-offb. Last !>eason the sit­ The comment about you in the Phone 489-2011 21-35 favor Ursinus, snd thus re­ topic of the unbelievable CC team uation wos reversed; Ursinus last issue of the Weekly was a venge was sweet as UC had defeat­ he develooed: '''''ell, take them topped Drexel, only to lose to Muh­ Mon., Thur ., Fri. .. 9 a.m. - 8 p.m. ed the team who had defeated them complimen~ and not nn insult. We Tues., Wed ...... 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. one at a time-vit'tI'TY after vic­ lenberg. Hence, in legard to those in the 19~7 lAC championship two teams, "ne mi~ht say that "we never insult winners. Sat...... 8 a.m .. 2 p.m. tory!" race. owe them both one." On the fo\!owin~ aturday, U MARTHA SEZ traveled to Philadelphia to run COMPUTER DATING Drexel, and the rr.agic number SPECK'S DRIVE-IN changed to 1 : eigilteen straight I'm dizzy fo~ you! Let our large uale computer find Gracious Country Dining Since 1798 victories. When the race started YOUR ideal date. 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In a prelude to the cham- KING OF PRUS~UA MALL Serviee Station THURSDAY, OCTOBER 31, 1968 THE URSIN US WEEKLY PAGE FIVE Bearettes and West Chester Magicians, Homecoming B CT 7\ T t fJll. d And R~ J ~ Whatley a ttle .l.lere llex .J.lturs ay ByKENYORGEY The maintenance staff is going to put a new sign on the By GAll. HEINEMEYER door of a small office on the first floor of Bomberger Hall. The Effie Bryant Evans Hockey Field will be the scene of a fast and The sign will read something like this: RICHARD J. WHAT­ furious hockey game as the Bear­ LEY - Dean of Men, Football Coach, and MAGICIAN! In­ ettes of Ursinus square off against deed, "magician" is the only term one can use to describe the girls from West Ohester on Thursday, November 7. These two Whatley after watching the Ursinus-Swarthmore game last teams are recognized as two of the Saturday. In one week Whatley managed to build a winning best squads in the country with Urllinus constantly placing the ma­ team from the demoralized remnants of the Muhlenberg jority of its team members on the game. Perhaps the critics of Whatley will say that the vic­ All-College Teams. Coach of the Bearettes, Miss Eleanor Snell, ex­ tory was due to the players' efforts alone, but this reporter pects the game to be a hard fought, is inclined to disagree. True, the players did an excellent job exciting contest, characteristic of the previous Ursinus-West Chester against the Garnet. True, the Bears might have been in­ clashes. spired by a large homecoming crowd. But regardless of these factors, Whatley is still the man most responsible for the Bear Coaching the squad from West Chester State College is one of victory over Swarthmore. Miss Snell's own proteges, Miss Vonnie Gros. Miss Gros has long Perhaps even the critics would agree had they seen the been a member of the United States previous week's contest at Muhlenberg. In that game the team along with our own Miss Mules used their third string offense to score their final touch­ Boyd, coach of the junior varsity squad. During the past five years down in riding to a 45-6 victory over the Bears. The Bears that Miss Gros has coached the were lucky to score against Muhlenberg's second string de­ West Chester team, the games with fense in the last two minutes of the game. The truth is that Ursinus have been a display of top­ the Bears looked like an intramural squad playing the game notch field hockey. Miss Snell pre­ dicted that this year's game would for laughs. Seven days later the Bears were home to meet be no exception. Swarthmore on a wind-swept Patterson Field. Seven days Snell's girls have free-for· all during contest with Wilson. later . . . and the Bears looked like a football team again! Ursinus will field basically the Scoring in the first few seconds of the second quarter, Ursinus same team that battled West Ches­ ter last year. Three Varsity start­ FJowers lire StiJJ Undefeated never relinquished the lead. The final score was the nicest ers graduated, and a fourth, Karen lis I.T.F.L. Enters Fourtll Week: thing that could happen to the Bruin Club scoreboard; the Day, is presently in the hospital for Bears won their first home game in two years! treatment of her leg. Co-captain Beta Sig Upsets Sig Rllo. J2-7 Gwen Steigleman will head the Ur­ Choosing a recipient for the Kenneth Walker Memorial sinus attack along with the other By JIM DEBOY The Electric Flowers are mak­ ing a runaway with the Dorm Divi­ trophy was a nearly impossible task. There were only about members of the strong forward With only two weeks remaining twenty or so individual stars for UC. The S.P.I.C. (Swarth­ line. The defense is spear-headed in the Intramural Touch Football sion honors. They currently enjoy by the other co-captain and goalie, season, only the Electric Flowers a two game lead over their nearest more Pass-Interception Club) gained five new members - Kim Brown, in addition to the full­ can boast of an unblemished record, rivals, Brodbeck, 4-2, who were Woody Robinson, Jim Roe, Tony Pacenta, Jim Shober, and backs and halfbacks who constantly six wins without a single defeat. simply overpowered by the Flowers Bob Scappa. Greg Adams and Felix N arog snagged touch­ just last Thursday, 20-0. Third apply pressure to the opposing for­ In compiling such an outstanding down passes from Pete Shuman. John Stewart and Jim Roe wards. log, the Flowers offense has a­ place is occupied by the JJO's while massed a total of 93 points while the Day Study is deeply entrenched picked up some important yardage for the Bears in key sit­ Last year's match ended in a the defense has allowed the oppo­ in last place, owning an 0-6 log. uations. Tom Branca and Ed Fisher were showing their scoreless tie, this year, however, sition a paltry 18 points. The As I see it, the Frat Division teeth on some tackles that almost knocked the teeth out of a things promise to be different as Flowers' win skein, however, was title could go down to the wire and few Swarthmore players. Jack Addicks played well on pass the strong Ursinus team hopes to imperiled last Wednesday, October not be decided until the last day of defeat West Chester and continue 16, in the likeness of a formidable the season, November 6. How­ defense, and Greg Tacey 'mag~ed a pass in the fourth quar­ their domination Of collegiate JJO team. At the end of regulation ever, not so in the Dorm Division. ter that was about four feet above his head. And there were hockey. From the opening bully play, both teams were deadlocked If things go as expected, the seem­ more-more outstanding players for Ursinus. The player's to the closing whistle the game 6-al1. However, under the Intra­ ingly invincible Flowers will win name which appears the most in this paragraph, however, is promises to be the highlight of this mural Football Rules all ties must their division in a walk, unless that of Jim Roe. year's outstanding hockey season be run off. The four down playoff Brodbeck catches fire and wins all as the girls shoot for their eighth would determine the victor. In of their remaining games. straight undefeated season. other words, the winner oi the Below are the team standings as Roe seems to have what the politicians refer to as char­ game would be that team which of Thursday, October 24 and other isma. Maybe the reason is that he is a freshman who plays accrued most yardage on four con­ vital team statistics: regularly. Maybe it's that he runs with a particular flare secutive offensive plays. The Frat Division whenever he gets the ball. Maybe it's that he has his own Flowers won by totaling 30 yards Team cheering section in the stands. Or maybe it's just the fact Del Valley's QB to the JJO's 9. W L % The surprise game of the week, Sig Rho ...... 4 1 .800 that he's good! We won't argue about what makes him pop­ APES ...... 3 1 .750 ular; we'll just congratulate him on winning the Walker tro­ IS M T0 W h~ednes~ay,

will make their initiation a most 000 lives per year in Vietnam. Ev­ bombing, the North Vietnamese enjoyable one. eryone, be he hawk or dove, should would not shoot down any more GREEK GLEANINGS be praying for an end to this war American planes. Now analyze Phi Alpha Psi Murphy and Joe Miller of APO. IN MY OPINION of attrition that has been going on that for hidden meaning. Yes Ursinus there really is a We're still waiting for Jill to model (Continued from Page 3, Col. 2) all too long in that Southeast Asjan Look magazine; Sept 17, 1968; p. Phi PSI ar.d we finally made the her London mini skir ts. Candee's liam F. Buckley, in his book The country. Recently, U.S. officials 10: "Practically any eatable will do. Gleanings! We, feeling fabulous, fl ipped over a fi sh tank. Have fun Unmaking of a Mayor, put it suc­ have heightened their senses in an A University of Illinois undergrad­ offer a f&.nfare for the Ferocious but remember that old Ursinus cinctly when he wrote the "Booing attempt to detect any signs of re­ uate earns $900 a year peddling Fifteen--Chris Crane, Anne Culp, saying "We're getting too serious." and hissing is pretty conventional ciprocation on the part of the N.V. sandwiches; milk and doughnuts Debbie Dahlberg, Pat Griffin, Pat Thomas, whose pink undershorts behavior in America, particularly to the newest U.S. de-escalation net a Middlebury College entre­ Guest, Janet Knipe, Pam Lawrence, were in the washer? APES .. . at political meetings; it is the overtures. Although I agree there preneur $65 a week; a student at Janet Lippincott, Sharyn Negus, Thanx . . . great mixer . . . means, the only one democratically is some detectable evidence of a Ursinus College pockets an easy Ann Petn;bon, Cheryl Stewart , Joy chugging pitchers and we won! avaiJable to everyone regardless of softening :n the N.V. position, some $240 a year on sticky buns.... " Thawley, Peggy Vanderlin, Linda Vote for Phi Psi's Homecoming race, color, or creed, of expressing of the gestures made by the N.V. Parting political shot: Hubert Ware, Sandy Wood AND our new Queens-Barb Bru~go--APES and disapproval or' a particular point-­ and interpreted as meaningful by Humphrey appears to me to be the Ihonorary sister, Joan Storer. Holly ZelJl- ZX. Finally, our pride though the tradition is that hav­ our government are rather ridicu­ kind of a candidate who suffers a Stauffer One echoes with the is complete with the long awaited ing booed, one quiets down and lis­ lous. Take, for example, that ex­ double hernia just trying to be nice ghosts of summer past and a fall return of dear "Betchen" from Ger­ tens, at least until the candidate clusive television interview with to the voter. well underway. Kap and Brew re- many. ROAR! provokes a fresh boo." Xuan Thuy, Hanoi's ambassador at PAUL SAUTTER turned black and blue from their •••• Don't Shoot! the Paris peace talks, on a recent globe-tI'otiing tour of Europe and Delta Mu Sigma At the present time we are Huntley-Brinkley report. The NBC For ALL Your Printing Needs from a summer of dodging Italian No, you're not seeing things! spending $30 billion and losing 10,- correspondent conducting the inter­ Call 323-7775 (not a toll call) "paparazzi" not to mention little These are the Delta Mu Sigma view, after a series of questions SMALE'S PRINTERY old conductors. Mary, how was Greek Gleanings. and answers, finally asked the most your trip out west? 'Betsy-the Vic and Alfie got pinned. Vic important question of the evening. 785 N. Charlctte Street Julia Child of Phi Psi. Bourgart- seems happy but still not satisfied. Xuan Thuy, pausing a moment for Pottstown, Pa. cheez, it's a cop! Congratulations Alfie is upset over Tank's I-A re­ effect, announced soberly and firmly Owned & Operated by an Ursinus . . . engaged . . . Maureen classification. Grec got in Jefferson Ski Buffs do it! that in return for a halt in the Alumnus-Harold L. Smale, '53 Med school; now he's trying for .E'",., ...S Janet. Goner's caught the love bug. Maison Martha King of Prussia Enclosed Mall .. ,.,. ~ j I'd bet ~50 on it. Rudloff started c t ' d f P 2 C 1 1) to teach school, but doesn't seem MARTHA SEZ- ( on Il~ue rom. age , o. to be getting across to his pet pu- funny ties and mismatched. socks il Sally. Dorfman found Wanda HAND - MADE PONCHOS for 10 days supposed to achIeve a p, . K unit that will last for 4 e ? the Witch over at Lansdale: eyes UNUSUAL DESIGNS ORDERS TAKEN y . . y ars. had a problem at our rushmg par- Here agam, the door 18 open for ty te f f ' d ould something constructive. Stop wor- ;. a quar ; rom arlen . w . b t try' to ' .... t th relieve Gary s woes. Schmidt has rymg a ou mg l'u e . , . b t f h ' th' I "th f t bh t reopened hiS datmg serYlce u ro~ m. eIr pace; . e ac a seems to have a lot of trouble get- an mcommg freshman IS at the bot- t' h' M' h k' g off a t f h b mg IS own. ax IS sam om. 0 t11 e heap ecomes all to. ob- summer sumpI an d IS. socia. Ily '1..ua t- vhlO~s a too soon, even WIthout ting .600, 3 dates out of 5 attempts. We set the scene, azmg. K t t S· C't to Wh t h Id be d . to uss may s op a pnng 1 y a s ou one IS en- pick up his Homecoming date. No- the choice is yours. courage each freshman class and vack is still tr ing to find where each freshman to be a part of Ur- th ti . Y . t f I th t th . e ac on IS. smus, 0 ee . a ey can m Congratulations to our new ~omtee ;aYf corrtrr!ute to the sch.~~I, pledges, Woody, John, Carl, Dave, ms a 0 s~en. ng on~, POSSI y and Kirk. Pledgemaster Pacenta four, years m hibernatIOn. Keep the bOnOre, the bluebooks, the iden­ tification signs, the step shows. Evaluation Favorable These all help the freshmen to get (Continued from Page 1, Col. 2) to know each oiher and the college. such as civil rights. But get rid oi the junk-the socks, The report also suggests that the in-the-room-by-8 :30 rule, the Ursinus should "strive for broader squads, bowing, the intimidatory geographical distribution" of its Inglish J.reather® meetings, etc.-and replace them student body. However, Dean Pet­ tit asserts that Ursinus tries to ad­ For men who want to be where the with things, perhaps intramural action is. Very schussy. Very mas;, mit students on the basis of differ­ sports, meetings or something sim­ cullne. ALL-PURPOSE LOTION. ilar in which the freshmen could ent competencies and different spe­ $2.50, $4.00. $6,50, From the com­ learn about the history, people, and cialties, in addition to (and some­ plete array 01 ENGLISH LEATHER organizations of Ursinus, maybe times at the expense of) different men's toiletries. even a freshman class trip or pic­ geographical backgrounds. A " 0000 Of MlM COM'MY. INC.. NOUHYALE. N I 076>'1 nic, all of which would do more Finally, the report congratulates than just debase or degrade the the Deans of the College for their outstanding accomplishments and students. Schrader's Ursinus, happily, does not have dedication, and particularly recog­ the problems with fraternities or nizes Richard J. Whatley, Dean of Atlantic Station orientation that it had in the past Men, for the capable execution of or that other schools now have. his duties. 460 Main St. Collegeville, Pa There are no longer any "soph Ursinus College was last evalu­ Official Inspection Station rulers." Physical hazing is illegal. ated by the Middle States Associa­ The fraternities do not set the tion in 1957. pattern of life for the entire cam­ Expert Shoe Repair Service COLLEGEVILLE BAKERY pus, since the number of indepen­ FOR THOSE TASTY TREATS dent students is kept reasonably Lots of Mileage Left in Your Old Shoes-Have Them Repaired at Birthday Cakes Delivered to large in relation to the non-inde­ LEN'S SHOE REP AIR SHOP pendents. This still does not mean, Students Upon Request - $3.00 Main Street Cullegeville though, that there is no room for 489-287l L. E. Knoeller, Prop. improvement in both areas. The New Shoes & Jack Parcell Sneakers development of the "mature, think­ Dye All Fabric Shoes Any Color ing Ursinus individual" we hear so BUDGETING? much about is retarded by the ex­ FRANK JONES A special checking account istence of these puerile anachron­ will help control expenses. The Complete The original by Clarks of England, one isms. Are-evaluation oi their Sporting Goods Store Collegeville Office place and purpose on the Ursinus 228 W. Main St., Norristown, Pa. Provident National Bank of the best selling casuals of all time. campus is sorely needed. Order your Ursinus Jacket thru Member F.Dl.C. Sincerely, Rugged brushed leather uppers, with DICK SYKES JEFF KARPINSKI genuine crepe soles. In sand shag. $15.95. 275-5373 Campus Representative Real Estate - Insurance Sales ~ Rentals D's PIZZA-RAMA THE TOWNE FLORIST ROBERT N. GOTfSHALL Every style on open display. 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