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Volume 46 October 2, 2006 small ALK Issue 2 The Student Voice of Methodist College www.smalltalkmc.comT New International Students Welcomed by President Horseback Riding pg. 3 By Marianne Mosch Entertainment Editor President Hendricks in- Nicks and vited students, faculty and staff Needles to welcome new international Crocheting students from the class of 2010 Class at a dinner on Sept. 19. pg. 3 The tables in the Alumni Dining Room were decorated with movie equipment and flags from graduated international students’ countries. Magda Baggett, Director of the Interna- tional Program, opened the eve- ning with warm words and wel- The only comed all the guests. freshman She said that it is a plea- golfer sure to have the international students on campus and that ev- pg. 13 eryone can learn from each other. She called up every new student and they were welcomed heartily by selected members of the Methodist staff, including Dean of Students, George The International Club Class of 2010! Behind the students are ﬂags of their home Blanc. countries. The top point of the eve- ning was a presentation done by four students about their countries. The journey started in Mongolia, went to Poland and Columbia to end in Peru. The presentations showed the spe- The New Lion’s Den back cover cial side of every country. After the presentations and finger food, the faculty and staff socialized with the students, getting to know about small ALK them and their countries. Opinions...... 6T MySpace...... 7 Entertainment...... 9 Crossword...... 10 President Hendricks at the International Reception. Sports...... 12

Director of the International Student Program Magda Now with Baggett talks to Interim Vice-President for Academic crossword Affairs Wenda Johnson (right) and Dr. Lori L. Brookman puzzles and (left) Sudoku! A sample of the food served at the reception. 2 smallTALK  October 2, 2006 Volume 46, Issue 2 Eight Ball, Corner Pocket: Pool Tournament Campus Police Return

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Ashley Young R. Saunders said that he tried to News Editor choose “seasoned officers” who Methodist College were not right out of school and Campus Police were once were not “nit picky.” He said again fortified to serve at that mature and settled officers Methodist College based upon with children of their own knew the North Carolina General other children better than an in- Statute Chapter 74G “The experienced officer would. The Campus Police Act” starting officers range between the ages Sept. 1. of 30 and 50 and altogether Margina Cocozza Bedana smiles for the camera as she gets The police now on jointly make up over 70 years of Get Fired Up! law enforcement at work here at read to trot away on her horse. campus are not just previously hired security officials who Methodist. were given weapons. All of Chief Saunders says the officers today are certified, that the police here make him qualified administrators who feel safer and more conducive of Horseback Riding campus policing, which is dif- Fallon Bethel have formerly worked under the Methodist College Police ferent from mainstream law en- Jeremy Hinson lines up for a smooth hit. Contributing Writer brushing them down. Next, were forcement. He also says that it is instructions on how to saddle Department, the Fayetteville Police Department, the Hope different from an educational horses properly and how to standpoint because students at make them accept a bit, a metal Mills Police Department, the Cumberland County Sheriff’s Methodist are part of a learning Interested in horse- mouthpiece. Nolen Caudell an officer community and are given the back riding? There is no After leading the hors- Office, and the North Carolina mounts his bike as he Highway Patrol. opportunity to learn from their better place to satisfy your es to the corral, there came even prepares to take off. mistakes. curiosity than the Rockfish more instruction on the proper Chief of Police and Di- Photo by Ashley Genova Camp and Retreat Center way to mount and dismount a rector of Public Safety Wilford where novices are wel- horse. After mastering mounting come. and dismounting, we rode the At Camp Rockfish horses around the corral at a COLLEGE SPECIALS you have the opportunity canter. We wrapped up our trip to learn all of the funda- by unsaddling the horses and mentals of horse-back rid- giving them another brush ing and once competent, down. 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If the answer U.S. Department of State’s Stu- Because I knew studying nicking sound in Weaver Hall? Rams, got right on T.V. and is no, what are you waiting dent Intern Program, the CIA and homework brings stress to for? If you answer “gradua- and the FBI accept applications It is Nicks and Needles, a new showed things he had made like, st the students. I also thought it tion”, you’ll be four years no later than November 1 . If crocheting and knitting club. needle point, knitting and cro- would give late. The time to prepare a you’re looking for something in No prior experience is needed cheting items. the students self-satisfac- resume is now! The Office media, spaces are limited. So the to come. Cathy Detwiler, the What things have Nicks tion when they see that they of Career Services has a sooner you apply, the better your teacher, is happy to show any- and Needles made and what will made something themselves. wealth of information to as- chances of being accepted. one how to work the needles. they make in the future? sist you with resume writing How do you find an in- Money is tight, and I thought Here is what she had to We have already crocheted and experienced counselors ternship? Talk to your profes- this would be something nice say: dish cloths, a pair of fun fur (a are ready to help you. sors, your advisor and most im- they could do to give as gifts. How did you learn to cro- type of fuzzy yarn) flip flops and Are you planning to portantly, visit your Office of What would you say to chet and knit? fun fur scarf. In the future we do an internship this sum- Career Services. Many resourc- get more guys to come? mer? If the answer is yes, es are available to you in Career My mother-in-law taught are going to knit a pair of slip- Although Nicks and Nee- then you need to start plan- Services and a counselor will be me because it relieves stress, pers and crochet an afghan. dles meets in a girls’ dorm, I en- ning for it now. Classes, more than happy to assist with and I was a new a mother. She Nicks and Needles meets courage guys to join because it football games, clubs and your search. thought it in Weaver Hall’s lobby every does relieve stress and they will adjusting to campus life Take time from your busy would be something quiet Thursday, 7-9pm. So get your get self-satisfaction. If they think may be your focus of con- schedule to start planning for the I could do while my baby was needles ready to crochet and cern, but if you’re planning summer. Your internship may it’s a “girl” thing then they napping. knit! a summer internship, you just turn into your dream job How long have you been should when you graduate! 2006- 07 Schedule Soar with Eagles..... September Hot-air Ballooning Sailing School- Annapolis, MD Dive with Divas! October White Water Rafting, Rock Climb & Rappelling West Virginia, New York City, NY November Swimming with Manatees- Florida Deep Sea Fishing- Carolina Beach December Cross-country Skiing, Snow Shoeing, & Dog Sledding January Downhill Skiing, Snowboarding, & Tubing February Horseback Riding School Washington D.C. March Fishing, Snorkeling, & Scuba Diving Key West, Florida (Spring Break) Join the April Cassandra Wells needles her way through a scarf. Sea Kayaking, Claming, Surf Fishing Photo by Margina Cocozza-Bedana Outdoor Adventure Club Outer Banks, NC Male and Female Welcomed May Backpacking, HikingGrand Canyon Volume 46, Issue 2 Monday, October, 2006  smallTALK 5 Professor Potts Presents Poetry

kiss. By Ashley Genova Dr. Michael Colon- The chapbook’s title Editor-in-Chief nese is helping Potts with poem, “From Field to Thicket,” the revision. He frequent- is based on childhood memories ly turns to Greene and Philosophy Professor Dr. in Tennessee. Colonnese for writing Michael Potts won the Sixth An- “Granddaddy and I walked guidance. nual Mary Belle Campbell Po- from a fi eld to what we called a Potts says, “I would etry Book Publication Award for thicket,” he said. not be the poet or writer I his poetry chapbook entitled The thicket was the over- am today without their “From Field to Thicket.” He growth of a forest that pushed help.” also won the Rose Post Creative out and over a fence. Potts says that he Nonfi ction award for his essay, Potts and his grandfather writes poetry to answer “Haunted.” would have picnics and play in emotional questions that Both awards were spon- the area. logical philosophy can- sored by the North Carolina In the poem, the thicket not. Writers’ Network. On Sept. 21, “becomes a symbol of … facing “(Poetry) makes Potts read selected poems from death with my grandfather,” he the issues I study in phi- this book. said. losophy more concrete,” English professor Robin “Death is inevitable. It’s a he said. Greene introduced Potts as a tough theme to deal with,” Potts He uses poetry to published poet during the read- said. explain points in his medi- ing in Clark Hall’s Yarborough He fi nds comfort in his Prof. Michael Potts signs a copy of his chapbook at the Mallet- cal ethics class. Rodgers House. Auditorium. writings but would like his Photo by Ashley Genova Potts accompanied his po- works to “create a kind of ca- etry reading with stories of the tharsis” for readers dealing with inspiration behind the poems. similar problems. The reading was followed by a Many of Potts’ poems are reception and book signing at based on personal experience. LARGE VALUE PACK the Mallet-Rogers House. His fraternal twin brother, Jef- Many of the poems Potts fery, died hours after birth. Jef- INCLUDES: 2 LARGE 15” 1-TOPPING read address themes of mortali- fery inspired the poem “Twin” TO-GO PIZZAS & A LARGE GARLIC ty, death and change. and is the subject of Potts’ “Some people might con- award-winning essay. CHEESE BREAD OR DESSERT sider my poems a bit grim,” he Potts named the main said. “Watching Death” tells of a character of the novel he is child’s encounter with an uncle’s working on Jeffery. dead body. The novel tells the story But not all his collected of a man looking back on the poems are grim. For example, summer when he was nine and $ 99 “Kiss” tells the story of a fi rst his perfect life became tragic. ONLY 13 10% OFF OUR PIZZA, PASTA, SALAD & DESSERT BUFFET WITH YOUR COLLEGE I.D.!

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(910) 323-4000 6 smallTALK  October 2, 2006 Volume 46, Issue 2 Tom’s Diciples: The MySpace Generation David Santiago Opinions Editor history it was when the T-M ever hit this gullible Remille’s gave us sixteen pictures on our generation of bored, Rhetoric Things sure have profiles instead of just twelve! consumer, capitalist youth. changed since 1999, when my But all joking aside, the MySpace could very well dad broke down and finally Remille Shipman true miracle of this is that in a become the primary tool, if it Opinions got Internet on the computer. isn’t already, of the corporate Sports Editor society that puts so much stock When I started out on on privacy, we now allow access machine. They are turning A Voice resurrection, there’s no the Net I got a hotmail to so much of our personal lives today’s youth into zombies, From The denying that the stand He account and AOL IM. I felt simply because that’s the cool as well as attempting a took that day changed the everything sacred and holy in this like them anyway. standards. Now this is not cool and high tech. But now thing to do. It’s even gotten to precursor to the “Big Wilderness world. And often it is those What world do not– I repeat, do not– 3) Shopping– This is a meant to offend anybody. I these are just as natural things the point where movies and TV Brother” system that David Santiago who choose to make a stand Grinds call me with nothing to say. big one. I don’t go with you I’ve been here for know of several people that to have as a postal address and shows, rather than having there threatens the nature of our for justice and what we all, In a relationship there is a shopping because I hate it. more than two years now, and have attended Methodist that a phone number. own .com web sites, now just get very existence as Americans on some level, know is My Gears mandatory once a day phone call. What makes you think I want I’ve often daydreamed about haven’t done well in high The mode of MySpace accounts. and general human rights to Throughout history right, get killed for it. If you are a really good boyfriend to hear you talk about it? what would make Methodist communication has been privacy. but if you want there have been a few who school and have turned things MySpace has done good Gandhi, who often had you can go above and beyond the 4) What I am better than it is. I want to say around in college, and I myself taken over by a web site job of making life easier for anymore information you can see that there is something the support of all of the Indian Justin Morehead call of duty. You can call several thinking– Never ask me what that I believe that Methodist started by a mystery man find me easily at www. wrong with the world, but probably would have been stalkers, police, nosey college people, still had to make his times a day, which sets the bar I am thinking about or what has the potential to be as great turned away from Duke or known as “Tom.” I am administrators, and so on. It is myspace.com/ even fewer who refuse to stand alone at times. He refused higher. Gentlemen, the bar doesn’t is on my mind. Once you ask as Duke University or Wake talking about the MySpace ithinktherforeiam. accept that this world is UNC-Chapel Hill out of high the most pointless fad that has to give in to violence. He was come back down. You have just me that question I am forced Forest University. Yes, I just school (in fact, I’m pretty phenomenon, the web site hopeless. Every now and killed for it. Martin Luther What Really Grinds My committed to a mandatory two or to lie. said that. with millions of users. Tom is then someone stands up confident that I wouldn’t have King Jr. also signed his death Gears: Being A Couple three a day phone relationship. 5) Us– This forces me I know that there are a gotten in). the apparent creator of the for what is right. Refusing sentence when opposed Ladies, if something good to take a deep look at the lot of not-so-great things about MySpace world and he to compromise, they make However, I believe injustice. has happened or something bad nonsense I am participating Methodist. And yes, I don’t see something will have to be done presides over it in an almost their stands alone and Jesus once told his You can’t be a couple in. the name of Methodist College often pay with there lives. to ease the growing pains. I cyber-theistic way. followers that if he was and remain normal. The Now for anywhere on ESPN’s College predict that increasing the Today it is not enough Jesus was persecuted, they would be simple fact is that it will turn personal space. Game Night or the Princeton abandoned by his closest standards will be one of the first to merely have a Screen Name persecuted. While most take you into a freak. I need space. Review. But I just get the things to occur in order to or E-Mail address with some friends when the guards this to mean “standing for You know that guy or We all need space. feeling that we will be one of came to arrest him. He had control growth. cute reference to some joke Jesus” literally, I also see this girl that you met last month Just because I am the premier universities in the -I believe that there will between you and your friends. to make the decision to on a much deeper level. at the beach, or the sweetie your boyfriend does South when I turn 45 or 50. stand up for himself and be a push to give our athletes Now we need an entire profile Anyone who honestly believes that you met when you came not mean that we I will not even try to see some sort of financial with pictures, personalized be forthright with no that heaven can come about, to college? Unless you have have to be that far into the future, but I’m support from those closest assistance, if not outright designs, and a song that tells that this world can become a been seeing just each other physically touching going to make my personal scholarships. I haven’t heard of people exactly what mood you to him. He had to stand better place, and that there can for a year or so don’t say you at all times. If it is a prediction on where this alone. I honestly think he any push to introduce are in right at this moment, all absolutely be an end to love that person. You don’t designated date school will be in 20 years. scholarships to Division III, but of this just to send a message was conflicted. Some may suffering and hatred and love him or her. I know this night, cuddling is Here goes… interpret his silence while I believe giving these athletes to the world, “Please stalk me everything else wrong in the because you will honestly fine. I enjoy it. But -In 20 years, I predict scholarships or more money to creepy Internet pervert!” being questioned as world often are left to stand and deeply fall in love with if it is a Wednesday that we will be well settled having some kind of play athletics would keep them Then there are alone. The question is, are you someone else next month. afternoon and there into the university status that here at Methodist. BLOGS!! Bloging, a term for symbolic meaning, but I willing? Do you dare to believe The next month, however, is is a whole couch we have been seeking. I firmly have no problem seeing it It would also give us web journals, is a path that that we can make a better world when you will find the true available, don’t sit agree with the assumption of better caliber athletes and was first blazed by the as a man who didn’t know and that holding on to this hope love you have been waiting on top of me. Don’t several figures around what to say. Is it really would probably eliminate the formerly popular Live Journal is worth the ultimate sacrifice, for. even sit right next to Methodist that we should be a need to bring in large quantities that far fetched to think The bottom line is that university. It only makes sense and Xanga web sites. But our lives? It’s not about an me. Go be of athletes. I wouldn’t be those were just amateur that maybe he was institution or political ideology, you aren’t in love. has happened, then by all means comfortable! There is a big that we take the next step working out in his head surprised to see us jump to projects compared to what the or preaching on some corner. Now the phone calls. tell me. If you need to vent that is wonderful couch! Why because it will be better for all Division II, but I’m not going whether to take his stand The telephone was would you want to be parties. And no, I don’t think almighty Tom has graced us It’s about right action, not just fine. If you heard a great joke to predict that. I wouldn’t want with. How great a day in now when he would have doing good deeds, but believing invented to allow a fast, today please tell me! Do not call cramped and hot? the acronym EMU (or Eastern to stand alone against all to go through the same four- with your whole being that accurate transfer of with nothing on your brain. I have to pick on Methodist University, which is year reclassification period that odds? Ultimately he took there is hope, knowing that information. The telephone My phone rings. something, just real quick. one of the rumored new names that stand and was killed. Chowan University is peace can come. What price was not invented to allow a “Hello?” There is a type of for Methodist) is as bad as experiencing anyway. A death he took willingly, would you be willing to pay for fast, accurate transfer of “Hey its ______(insert girl couple that is always sad. Not some people think. I refusing to give in to what -I predict that the that belief? Would you give nothing. In the name of name),” she says. really mad or even upset with personally believe it is catchy. Physician’s Assistant program was unjust. Whether or your life? each other but so sad. When -I predict that there will not you believe in the will be as big as the PGM “What’s up?” I ask. they separate for class it be a period of major program in 20 years. “Oh nothing...”–Right there! looks like someone has just rebuilding. We will have more I predict that Methodist Open 7 Days a Week  11 AM to 10 PM Stop right there! This is where taken their child away from buildings on campus that will will focus more on recruiting something is the matter. Often them or that they were resemble the Cape Fear for academic achievements, times a girl will trick us into stabbed in the stomach with a Commons and Creekside. I which is a very good thing. 910-480-0500  150 Andrews Rd. Suite 5A thinking that we are talking about steak knife. also believe that there will be a I predict the infamous something when we are really push to tear down Cumberland guy-girl ratio will be two-to- talking about nothing. “Oh, I love you so and Sanford and start anew, one at worst because of the two Here is a list of things that much.” because these buildings are reasons that I just stated. are not acceptable phone call “Oh, I love you too.” starting to show their age. You I predict that we will cap ammunition: 1)What you have or Give me a break! It’s could throw Weaver and out at maybe 4,000 in 2026. have not eaten today– I can not tell history class. You’ll see each Garber into that mix too. Lastly, I predict that this Mangoes you how much I don’t care about other in an hour. However, I wonder will still be a dry campus in Caribbean Cuisine that. I’m done with the sad about our space situation. I 2026. 2)Who you saw at the store couple now. Actually I am really haven’t been able to Agree or disagree? E- or the gas station or on the way to going to go ahead and be foresee how we are going to mail me at eshipman@hotmail. 20% Off on all meals over $6 w/ student I.D. class, etc.– I also don’t care about done with the column. handle that problem, which com or send a letter to the Excluding Delivery this. I probably don’t even know Couples, you guys grind my leads to the next prediction… editor at ashgenova@yahoo. them. If it was one of your friends gears. Act normal! -I predict that Methodist com. that I do know I probably don’t will increase academic Volume 46, Issue 2 Monday, October, 2006  smallTALK 7 Tom’s Diciples: The MySpace Generation David Santiago Opinions Editor history it was when the T-M ever hit this gullible Remille’s gave us sixteen pictures on our generation of bored, Rhetoric Things sure have profiles instead of just twelve! consumer, capitalist youth. changed since 1999, when my But all joking aside, the MySpace could very well dad broke down and finally Remille Shipman true miracle of this is that in a become the primary tool, if it Opinions got Internet on the computer. isn’t already, of the corporate Sports Editor society that puts so much stock When I started out on on privacy, we now allow access machine. They are turning A Voice resurrection, there’s no the Net I got a hotmail to so much of our personal lives today’s youth into zombies, From The denying that the stand He account and AOL IM. I felt simply because that’s the cool as well as attempting a took that day changed the everything sacred and holy in this like them anyway. standards. Now this is not cool and high tech. But now thing to do. It’s even gotten to precursor to the “Big Wilderness world. And often it is those What world do not– I repeat, do not– 3) Shopping– This is a meant to offend anybody. I these are just as natural things the point where movies and TV Brother” system that David Santiago who choose to make a stand Grinds call me with nothing to say. big one. I don’t go with you I’ve been here for know of several people that to have as a postal address and shows, rather than having there threatens the nature of our for justice and what we all, In a relationship there is a shopping because I hate it. more than two years now, and have attended Methodist that a phone number. own .com web sites, now just get very existence as Americans on some level, know is My Gears mandatory once a day phone call. What makes you think I want I’ve often daydreamed about haven’t done well in high The mode of MySpace accounts. and general human rights to Throughout history right, get killed for it. If you are a really good boyfriend to hear you talk about it? what would make Methodist communication has been privacy. but if you want there have been a few who school and have turned things MySpace has done good Gandhi, who often had you can go above and beyond the 4) What I am better than it is. I want to say around in college, and I myself taken over by a web site job of making life easier for anymore information you can see that there is something the support of all of the Indian Justin Morehead call of duty. You can call several thinking– Never ask me what that I believe that Methodist started by a mystery man find me easily at www. wrong with the world, but probably would have been stalkers, police, nosey college people, still had to make his times a day, which sets the bar I am thinking about or what has the potential to be as great turned away from Duke or known as “Tom.” I am administrators, and so on. It is myspace.com/ even fewer who refuse to stand alone at times. He refused higher. Gentlemen, the bar doesn’t is on my mind. Once you ask as Duke University or Wake talking about the MySpace ithinktherforeiam. accept that this world is UNC-Chapel Hill out of high the most pointless fad that has to give in to violence. He was come back down. You have just me that question I am forced Forest University. Yes, I just school (in fact, I’m pretty phenomenon, the web site hopeless. Every now and killed for it. Martin Luther What Really Grinds My committed to a mandatory two or to lie. said that. with millions of users. Tom is then someone stands up confident that I wouldn’t have King Jr. also signed his death Gears: Being A Couple three a day phone relationship. 5) Us– This forces me I know that there are a gotten in). the apparent creator of the for what is right. Refusing sentence when opposed Ladies, if something good to take a deep look at the lot of not-so-great things about MySpace world and he to compromise, they make However, I believe injustice. has happened or something bad nonsense I am participating Methodist. And yes, I don’t see something will have to be done presides over it in an almost their stands alone and Jesus once told his You can’t be a couple in. the name of Methodist College often pay with there lives. to ease the growing pains. I cyber-theistic way. followers that if he was and remain normal. The Now for anywhere on ESPN’s College predict that increasing the Today it is not enough Jesus was persecuted, they would be simple fact is that it will turn personal space. Game Night or the Princeton abandoned by his closest standards will be one of the first to merely have a Screen Name persecuted. While most take you into a freak. I need space. Review. But I just get the things to occur in order to or E-Mail address with some friends when the guards this to mean “standing for You know that guy or We all need space. feeling that we will be one of came to arrest him. He had control growth. cute reference to some joke Jesus” literally, I also see this girl that you met last month Just because I am the premier universities in the -I believe that there will between you and your friends. to make the decision to on a much deeper level. at the beach, or the sweetie your boyfriend does South when I turn 45 or 50. stand up for himself and be a push to give our athletes Now we need an entire profile Anyone who honestly believes that you met when you came not mean that we I will not even try to see some sort of financial with pictures, personalized be forthright with no that heaven can come about, to college? Unless you have have to be that far into the future, but I’m support from those closest assistance, if not outright designs, and a song that tells that this world can become a been seeing just each other physically touching going to make my personal scholarships. I haven’t heard of people exactly what mood you to him. He had to stand better place, and that there can for a year or so don’t say you at all times. If it is a prediction on where this alone. I honestly think he any push to introduce are in right at this moment, all absolutely be an end to love that person. You don’t designated date school will be in 20 years. scholarships to Division III, but of this just to send a message was conflicted. Some may suffering and hatred and love him or her. I know this night, cuddling is Here goes… interpret his silence while I believe giving these athletes to the world, “Please stalk me everything else wrong in the because you will honestly fine. I enjoy it. But -In 20 years, I predict scholarships or more money to creepy Internet pervert!” being questioned as world often are left to stand and deeply fall in love with if it is a Wednesday that we will be well settled having some kind of play athletics would keep them Then there are alone. The question is, are you someone else next month. afternoon and there into the university status that here at Methodist. BLOGS!! Bloging, a term for symbolic meaning, but I willing? Do you dare to believe The next month, however, is is a whole couch we have been seeking. I firmly have no problem seeing it It would also give us web journals, is a path that that we can make a better world when you will find the true available, don’t sit agree with the assumption of better caliber athletes and was first blazed by the as a man who didn’t know and that holding on to this hope love you have been waiting on top of me. Don’t several figures around what to say. Is it really would probably eliminate the formerly popular Live Journal is worth the ultimate sacrifice, for. even sit right next to Methodist that we should be a need to bring in large quantities that far fetched to think The bottom line is that university. It only makes sense and Xanga web sites. But our lives? It’s not about an me. Go be of athletes. I wouldn’t be those were just amateur that maybe he was institution or political ideology, you aren’t in love. has happened, then by all means comfortable! There is a big that we take the next step working out in his head surprised to see us jump to projects compared to what the or preaching on some corner. Now the phone calls. tell me. If you need to vent that is wonderful couch! Why because it will be better for all Division II, but I’m not going whether to take his stand The telephone was would you want to be parties. And no, I don’t think almighty Tom has graced us It’s about right action, not just fine. If you heard a great joke to predict that. I wouldn’t want with. How great a day in now when he would have doing good deeds, but believing invented to allow a fast, today please tell me! Do not call cramped and hot? the acronym EMU (or Eastern to stand alone against all to go through the same four- with your whole being that accurate transfer of with nothing on your brain. I have to pick on Methodist University, which is year reclassification period that odds? Ultimately he took there is hope, knowing that information. The telephone My phone rings. something, just real quick. one of the rumored new names that stand and was killed. Chowan University is peace can come. What price was not invented to allow a “Hello?” There is a type of for Methodist) is as bad as experiencing anyway. A death he took willingly, would you be willing to pay for fast, accurate transfer of “Hey its ______(insert girl couple that is always sad. Not some people think. I refusing to give in to what -I predict that the that belief? Would you give nothing. In the name of name),” she says. really mad or even upset with personally believe it is catchy. Physician’s Assistant program was unjust. Whether or your life? each other but so sad. When -I predict that there will not you believe in the will be as big as the PGM “What’s up?” I ask. they separate for class it be a period of major program in 20 years. “Oh nothing...”–Right there! looks like someone has just rebuilding. We will have more I predict that Methodist Open 7 Days a Week  11 AM to 10 PM Stop right there! This is where taken their child away from buildings on campus that will will focus more on recruiting something is the matter. Often them or that they were resemble the Cape Fear for academic achievements, times a girl will trick us into stabbed in the stomach with a Commons and Creekside. I which is a very good thing. 910-480-0500  150 Andrews Rd. Suite 5A thinking that we are talking about steak knife. also believe that there will be a I predict the infamous something when we are really push to tear down Cumberland guy-girl ratio will be two-to- talking about nothing. “Oh, I love you so and Sanford and start anew, one at worst because of the two Here is a list of things that much.” because these buildings are reasons that I just stated. are not acceptable phone call “Oh, I love you too.” starting to show their age. You I predict that we will cap ammunition: 1)What you have or Give me a break! It’s could throw Weaver and out at maybe 4,000 in 2026. have not eaten today– I can not tell history class. You’ll see each Garber into that mix too. Lastly, I predict that this Mangoes you how much I don’t care about other in an hour. However, I wonder will still be a dry campus in Caribbean Cuisine that. I’m done with the sad about our space situation. I 2026. 2)Who you saw at the store couple now. Actually I am really haven’t been able to Agree or disagree? E- or the gas station or on the way to going to go ahead and be foresee how we are going to mail me at eshipman@hotmail. 20% Off on all meals over $6 w/ student I.D. class, etc.– I also don’t care about done with the column. handle that problem, which com or send a letter to the Excluding Delivery this. I probably don’t even know Couples, you guys grind my leads to the next prediction… editor at ashgenova@yahoo. them. If it was one of your friends gears. Act normal! -I predict that Methodist com. that I do know I probably don’t will increase academic 8 smallTALK  October 2, 2006 Volume 46, Issue 2 Domestic Spying: Who Benefits? Jamie Livengood McClatchy-Tribune News Service communications monitored as (MCT) part of an investigation you’re Records released in June not even aware of is similarly unpleasant. Entertainment revealed that the Department of Thoroughly Defense monitored the e-mail The surveillance of of student groups at several protesters’ e-mails calls to mind The Glory colleges that coordinated another Nixon scheme: the Modern Millie protests against the Iraq war, Houston Plan. He wanted to on-campus military recruitment, suppress anti-war dissenters by and the “don’t ask, don’t tell” gaining information through Thoroughly policy applied to homosexual covert means like wiretapping, Of The War members of the armed forces, mail interception and burglary. according to a report in The Apparently, the government David Santiago is easy to get some details mixed Pleases Crowds currently relies on surreptitious Chronicle of Higher Education. Opinion Editor up until later in the film. The surveillance was wiretapping and e-mail The movie presents the Ashley Young surveillance as part of conducted after the department 4 out of 5 stars typical elements: some running News Editor received tips through Talon, a investigations into terror away from something, others suspects. Hopefully, it will take “Thoroughly Modern Mil- system that allows civilians and “Flyboys” turned out to be seeking honor for their families, lie,” was a play based in 1922 members of the military to a lesson from history and stop and the minority out to prove short of authorizing breaking a very well made movie. The about a young girl who came report suspected terrorist plot is basic world and U.S. his- something to himself and for his from Kansas to New York look- activity, and confirmed that the and entering as a legitimate race. intelligence-gathering method.tory. World War I, then referred ing for a better life. events planned by the students to as The Great War, is blazing While the beginning is Shortly after her arrival might in fact pose a threat to Of course weak, the story comes together circumstances are different. through Europe killing off entire Millie comes across Jimmy security. generations of young men. and one is able to finally con- Smith, who tells her that she Following the Sept. Nixon was merely out for nect with the characters and en- political enemies, and the The U.S. stays out of the won’t last in New York and she 11, 2001, terrorist attacks, war at this time, but many young joy the story as well as the ac- should pack up her bags and re- private citizens have been asked Department of Defense and the tion. National Security Agency are turn home. Living out of the to lessen their expectations of “Hotel Hades,” as the evil Mrs. privacy in exchange for out to stop terrorists. The problem is that stepping on the Meers called it, Millie refuses to monarch theatre presentstincreased feelings of security. Take it surrender. rights of suspected terrorists The most notable controversies Being determined to suc- have been fought over opens the door to also stepping on those of mere protesters of ceed in a world where she was warrantless wiretapping ‘Backwards’ considered an underdog, Millie the Bush administration’s Cassandra Wells programs and the continuation person get through a rough day. brawls on never giving up and of the Patriot Act. policies who are somehow Web Editor caught in the mix. Other songs tell stories, like never accepting her expected fu- Many people are Rascal Flatts’ CD “Me “Ellsworth” about an old woman ture. willing to give an inch in the The Chronicle of Higher Education included in and My Gang” has typical ele- with Alzheimer’s disease. She This play is absolutely hi- way of constitutional rights if it ments of a country CD in that forgets everything she did the larious; full of twists and turns leads to the actual prevention of its report an excerpt from one of the student e-mails under most of the songs are about sor- previous day, but she still re- which you would never expect an attack or feeling safer rows, but the whole CD is not members where she grew up in and a great show to see. by jean anouilh walking down a city street. But surveillance by the Department of Defense. A protest organizer like that. Ellsworth, Kansas. Staring in the play are Kate when the government starts One song titled ‘Back- “He Ain’t the Leavin’ Fahrner, who does a magnificent equating liberal-leaning college at the State University of New York-Albany called for his wards’ makes fun of country Kind” is about a husband who job of portraying Millie; Ronnie students with suspected music by telling how a country got shot, but the wife believes he Nelson, who plays the sly Jimmy terrorists, the line becomes fellow students to deliver a petition to the administration, song would sound played back- is with her. Smith; and many more outstand- october 5-8 blurred as to whether domestic wards: “you get your house If you want a CD with ing cast members who bring this spying is in the interest of the participate in a drum circle at a rally and ride their bikes to back, get your best friend Jack songs that tell stories, have a show to life. public or the politicians. back, get your truck back.” country song formula and have I highly recommend this Domestic spying as a demonstrate “solidarity with Earth Day.” That doesn’t “Stand” and “My wish” inspirational songs then this is play for its foot taping music and means of political advantage is are inspirational songs to help a the CD to get. energized dance numbers. thursday-saturday at 8:00 p.m. nothing new. President Nixon exactly sound hostile or kept an infamous “enemies list” threatening. sunday at 2:00 p.m. of figures who were openly A Pentagon against the Vietnam War or his spokesman told the online magazine Inside Higher Ed, reeves auditorium administration. The purpose of Americans join the Canadian, When the element of ro- the list, according to a well- “There are intelligence analysts mance was introduced, I was a out there who make the British, and French Armies. known memo from Nixon aide In this war, the 15-year- little worried that this would John Dean, was to look into judgments based on years of turn out like Titanic or Pearl experience on whether or not old airplane has become the ways of using “the available new weapon for both sides of Harbor. They were perfectly in- methodist college students, faculty andfederal machinery to screw our they need to proceed with a teresting stories, ruined by a fic- threat as verified or not the conflict. Many of the young political enemies.” American boys join up with for- tional love and deluded the his- The Bush verified.” The Department of tory. But surprisingly, that does staff Defense receives and eign militaries to fight in the administration is not gunning air. not happen. for vocal critics, and even if investigates civilian tips about The romance between the suspicious activities, but it The movie is the true sto- free with i.d. there were a personal enemies ry of a group of Americans who two characters serves as nothing list, it’s extremely unlikely that doesn’t reveal any criteria for more than a good subplot that deciding whether the tip is join the French air division and for further information, a lowly student protestor would become known as the “Lafayette fills in the gaps between battle ever end up on it and receive an credible. It’s hard to say what scenes and what the pilots ac- could land you on a watch list. Escadrille.” call 630-7483 unfortunate tax audit. However, The movie starts out at a complished for the war effort the prospect of landing in a Student protest organizers are before their own country actual- being investigated as criminalsfast pace, in a hurry to introduce database meant to stop terrorists all of the main characters. Al- ly got involved. and having your private for doing the most American “Flyboys” is an enjoyable thing they can do: exercising though the development of these characters is a little weak, and it historical account of WWI. Volume 46, Issue 2 Monday, October, 2006  smallTALK 9 Domestic Spying: Who Benefits? Jamie Livengood McClatchy-Tribune News Service communications monitored as (MCT) part of an investigation you’re Records released in June not even aware of is similarly unpleasant. Entertainment revealed that the Department of Thoroughly Defense monitored the e-mail The surveillance of of student groups at several protesters’ e-mails calls to mind The Glory colleges that coordinated another Nixon scheme: the Modern Millie protests against the Iraq war, Houston Plan. He wanted to on-campus military recruitment, suppress anti-war dissenters by and the “don’t ask, don’t tell” gaining information through Thoroughly policy applied to homosexual covert means like wiretapping, Of The War members of the armed forces, mail interception and burglary. according to a report in The Apparently, the government David Santiago is easy to get some details mixed Pleases Crowds currently relies on surreptitious Chronicle of Higher Education. Opinion Editor up until later in the film. The surveillance was wiretapping and e-mail The movie presents the Ashley Young surveillance as part of conducted after the department 4 out of 5 stars typical elements: some running News Editor received tips through Talon, a investigations into terror away from something, others suspects. Hopefully, it will take “Thoroughly Modern Mil- system that allows civilians and “Flyboys” turned out to be seeking honor for their families, lie,” was a play based in 1922 members of the military to a lesson from history and stop and the minority out to prove short of authorizing breaking a very well made movie. The about a young girl who came report suspected terrorist plot is basic world and U.S. his- something to himself and for his from Kansas to New York look- activity, and confirmed that the and entering as a legitimate race. intelligence-gathering method.tory. World War I, then referred ing for a better life. events planned by the students to as The Great War, is blazing While the beginning is Shortly after her arrival might in fact pose a threat to Of course weak, the story comes together circumstances are different. through Europe killing off entire Millie comes across Jimmy security. generations of young men. and one is able to finally con- Smith, who tells her that she Following the Sept. Nixon was merely out for nect with the characters and en- political enemies, and the The U.S. stays out of the won’t last in New York and she 11, 2001, terrorist attacks, war at this time, but many young joy the story as well as the ac- should pack up her bags and re- private citizens have been asked Department of Defense and the tion. National Security Agency are turn home. Living out of the to lessen their expectations of “Hotel Hades,” as the evil Mrs. privacy in exchange for out to stop terrorists. The problem is that stepping on the Meers called it, Millie refuses to monarch theatre presentstincreased feelings of security. Take it surrender. rights of suspected terrorists The most notable controversies Being determined to suc- have been fought over opens the door to also stepping on those of mere protesters of ceed in a world where she was warrantless wiretapping ‘Backwards’ considered an underdog, Millie the Bush administration’s Cassandra Wells programs and the continuation person get through a rough day. brawls on never giving up and of the Patriot Act. policies who are somehow Web Editor caught in the mix. Other songs tell stories, like never accepting her expected fu- Many people are Rascal Flatts’ CD “Me “Ellsworth” about an old woman ture. willing to give an inch in the The Chronicle of Higher Education included in and My Gang” has typical ele- with Alzheimer’s disease. She This play is absolutely hi- way of constitutional rights if it ments of a country CD in that forgets everything she did the larious; full of twists and turns leads to the actual prevention of its report an excerpt from one of the student e-mails under most of the songs are about sor- previous day, but she still re- which you would never expect an attack or feeling safer rows, but the whole CD is not members where she grew up in and a great show to see. by jean anouilh walking down a city street. But surveillance by the Department of Defense. A protest organizer like that. Ellsworth, Kansas. Staring in the play are Kate when the government starts One song titled ‘Back- “He Ain’t the Leavin’ Fahrner, who does a magnificent equating liberal-leaning college at the State University of New York-Albany called for his wards’ makes fun of country Kind” is about a husband who job of portraying Millie; Ronnie students with suspected music by telling how a country got shot, but the wife believes he Nelson, who plays the sly Jimmy terrorists, the line becomes fellow students to deliver a petition to the administration, song would sound played back- is with her. Smith; and many more outstand- october 5-8 blurred as to whether domestic wards: “you get your house If you want a CD with ing cast members who bring this spying is in the interest of the participate in a drum circle at a rally and ride their bikes to back, get your best friend Jack songs that tell stories, have a show to life. public or the politicians. back, get your truck back.” country song formula and have I highly recommend this Domestic spying as a demonstrate “solidarity with Earth Day.” That doesn’t “Stand” and “My wish” inspirational songs then this is play for its foot taping music and means of political advantage is are inspirational songs to help a the CD to get. energized dance numbers. thursday-saturday at 8:00 p.m. nothing new. President Nixon exactly sound hostile or kept an infamous “enemies list” threatening. sunday at 2:00 p.m. of figures who were openly A Pentagon against the Vietnam War or his spokesman told the online magazine Inside Higher Ed, reeves auditorium administration. The purpose of Americans join the Canadian, When the element of ro- the list, according to a well- “There are intelligence analysts mance was introduced, I was a out there who make the British, and French Armies. known memo from Nixon aide In this war, the 15-year- little worried that this would John Dean, was to look into judgments based on years of turn out like Titanic or Pearl experience on whether or not old airplane has become the ways of using “the available new weapon for both sides of Harbor. They were perfectly in- methodist college students, faculty andfederal machinery to screw our they need to proceed with a teresting stories, ruined by a fic- threat as verified or not the conflict. Many of the young political enemies.” American boys join up with for- tional love and deluded the his- The Bush verified.” The Department of tory. But surprisingly, that does staff Defense receives and eign militaries to fight in the administration is not gunning air. not happen. for vocal critics, and even if investigates civilian tips about The romance between the suspicious activities, but it The movie is the true sto- free with i.d. there were a personal enemies ry of a group of Americans who two characters serves as nothing list, it’s extremely unlikely that doesn’t reveal any criteria for more than a good subplot that deciding whether the tip is join the French air division and for further information, a lowly student protestor would become known as the “Lafayette fills in the gaps between battle ever end up on it and receive an credible. It’s hard to say what scenes and what the pilots ac- could land you on a watch list. Escadrille.” call 630-7483 unfortunate tax audit. However, The movie starts out at a complished for the war effort the prospect of landing in a Student protest organizers are before their own country actual- being investigated as criminalsfast pace, in a hurry to introduce database meant to stop terrorists all of the main characters. Al- ly got involved. and having your private for doing the most American “Flyboys” is an enjoyable thing they can do: exercising though the development of these characters is a little weak, and it historical account of WWI. 10smallTALK  October 2, 2006 Volume 46, Issue 2 Danity Kane Looks A Quotation Quiz For Couch Potatoes question your integrity, but Holly Warren integrity, but you’re a journal- 5. ... “Everybody Hates ford kids, we can’t afford stupid DallasNews.com you’re a journalist.” Promising ist.” Chris”? kids.” 3. b. Keith Mars: (MCT) c. “I’ve got a secret, a a. “Their case is fuzzy d. “Oh god, we’re not Ferron A. Grant Free to be ... a couch po- good one” and circumstantial.” going to have to hug or anything, “Who’s your daddy?” Advertising Manager 4. c. Rory Gilmore: would like to dance to “Touch-tato. The CW _ the love child of d. “Thought a ridicu- b. “Driver picks the are we?” the WB and UPN _ takes over lous accusation deserved a ri- music, shotgun shuts his cake- “Oy with the poodles already.” They have hit the scene. ing my Body” or cry to “Ride the airwaves Wednesday. See diculous response.” hole.” ANSWERS 5. c. Julius Rock: “Tu- for You”. tors are expensive, y’all just Who has? The newest product how much you know about those 3. ... “Veronica Mars”? c. “Tutors are expen- 1. c. Dean Wincester: shows you won’t admit you gonna have to work harder. We of the reality show “Making the a. “I’m not exactly sive, y’all just gonna have to “Hey, no chick-flick moments.” watch and play Match the quaking in my stylish, yet af- work harder. We can barely af- 2. b. Lex Luthor: “I’d can barely afford kids, we can’t Band”, Danity Kane has just re- Quote: The CW edition. fordable boots, but there’s defi- afford stupid kids.” leased their new album “Danity Which quote is from... nitely something unnatural go- Kane”. ing on here.” The “Show Stoppers” 1. ... “Supernatural”? b. “Who’s your Dad- a. “Yeah, but that kind are clearly P Diddy’s creation; dy?” of love can get me arrested.” c. “OK, so, don’t wait the CD made a debut at #1. The b. “From eight to nine, up and remember only 2 or 3 girls, D. Woods, Aubrey, Dawn, we brainstormed on how to crack heads at the most, they eat Shannon and Aundrea, with their overthrow Kim Jong Il. From all the good cereal.” new hit CD featuring their me- nine to ten, we deleted the re- d. “Yeah, as obvious as cords of the black voters of lodious voices are crying “Hold a man wearing sunglass with a Florida. So after that was all dog selling pencils.” Me Down”. donkey shows.” “Danity Kane” has 4. ... “Gilmore Girls”? My favorites are “Ride c. “Hey, no chick-flick a. “Flat?” “Just as God for You” and “Stay with Me” al- shocked some who were expect-moments.” made me.” another reality show disaster. though the instrumental of “Stay ing d. “Body parts in boxes b. “You’re humming and poisoned cows... this isn’t with Me” sounds a lot like that of The group may actually have a Metallica?” singing career lasting longer normal.” c. “Oy with the poodles Rihanna’s “Unfaithful”. Danity 2. ... “Smallville”? than a year. already.” Kane’s songs appeal to a large a. “Hi, everybody! Say d. “See that attitude variety of pop fans whether you repressed homosexuality.” right there, that’s why I always b. “I’d question your got the extra cookie.” Ancient “Antigone” Gets A Moder n Translation Sudoku By Michael Mepham Israel Sepulveda In the story, Antigone Level: 1 2 3 4 Donate plasma Contributing Writer wants a proper burial for her One might think the Greek brother Polynices. 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Volume 46, Issue 2 Monday, October, 2006  smallTALK 11 Danity Kane Looks A Quotation Quiz For Couch Potatoes question your integrity, but Holly Warren integrity, but you’re a journal- 5. ... “Everybody Hates ford kids, we can’t afford stupid DallasNews.com you’re a journalist.” Promising ist.” Chris”? kids.” 3. b. Keith Mars: (MCT) c. “I’ve got a secret, a a. “Their case is fuzzy d. “Oh god, we’re not Ferron A. Grant Free to be ... a couch po- good one” and circumstantial.” going to have to hug or anything, “Who’s your daddy?” Advertising Manager 4. c. Rory Gilmore: would like to dance to “Touch-tato. The CW _ the love child of d. “Thought a ridicu- b. “Driver picks the are we?” the WB and UPN _ takes over lous accusation deserved a ri- music, shotgun shuts his cake- “Oy with the poodles already.” They have hit the scene. ing my Body” or cry to “Ride the airwaves Wednesday. See diculous response.” hole.” ANSWERS 5. c. Julius Rock: “Tu- for You”. tors are expensive, y’all just Who has? The newest product how much you know about those 3. ... “Veronica Mars”? c. “Tutors are expen- 1. c. Dean Wincester: shows you won’t admit you gonna have to work harder. We of the reality show “Making the a. “I’m not exactly sive, y’all just gonna have to “Hey, no chick-flick moments.” watch and play Match the quaking in my stylish, yet af- work harder. We can barely af- 2. b. Lex Luthor: “I’d can barely afford kids, we can’t Band”, Danity Kane has just re- Quote: The CW edition. fordable boots, but there’s defi- afford stupid kids.” leased their new album “Danity Which quote is from... nitely something unnatural go- Kane”. ing on here.” The “Show Stoppers” 1. ... “Supernatural”? b. “Who’s your Dad- a. “Yeah, but that kind are clearly P Diddy’s creation; dy?” of love can get me arrested.” c. “OK, so, don’t wait the CD made a debut at #1. The b. “From eight to nine, up and remember only 2 or 3 girls, D. Woods, Aubrey, Dawn, we brainstormed on how to crack heads at the most, they eat Shannon and Aundrea, with their overthrow Kim Jong Il. From all the good cereal.” new hit CD featuring their me- nine to ten, we deleted the re- d. “Yeah, as obvious as cords of the black voters of lodious voices are crying “Hold a man wearing sunglass with a Florida. So after that was all dog selling pencils.” Me Down”. donkey shows.” “Danity Kane” has 4. ... “Gilmore Girls”? My favorites are “Ride c. “Hey, no chick-flick a. “Flat?” “Just as God for You” and “Stay with Me” al- shocked some who were expect-moments.” made me.” another reality show disaster. though the instrumental of “Stay ing d. “Body parts in boxes b. “You’re humming and poisoned cows... this isn’t with Me” sounds a lot like that of The group may actually have a Metallica?” singing career lasting longer normal.” c. “Oy with the poodles Rihanna’s “Unfaithful”. Danity 2. ... “Smallville”? than a year. already.” Kane’s songs appeal to a large a. “Hi, everybody! Say d. “See that attitude variety of pop fans whether you repressed homosexuality.” right there, that’s why I always b. “I’d question your got the extra cookie.” Ancient “Antigone” Gets A Moder n Translation Sudoku By Michael Mepham Israel Sepulveda In the story, Antigone Level: 1 2 3 4 Donate plasma Contributing Writer wants a proper burial for her One might think the Greek brother Polynices. Creon will play “Antigone” would be bor- not allow a burial for Polynices, ing and hard to follow, but the but Antigone tries to bury the Your fill up could help new translation and actors rec- corpse because of her love and ommend this play. Dr. Paul Wil- loyalty. someone have a son, the director, has translated Freshman Debra “Antigone” into his version that Deklein plays Antigone. Senior is more contemporary in scene Laura Lester, a Mass Commu- and subject. “Antigone” opens nications major, plays Ismene, regular life. on Oct. 5 in the Reeves Audito- Antigone’s sister. Freshman rium and plays through Oct. 8. Brogden Heidenreich, a Com- Dr. Robert Bloodworth, puter Science major, plays Hae- GET A $ BONUSBONUS recently retired chair of Mass mon. Senior Patricia Blalock, a Mass Communications major, 0010 Communication department at Methodist College, brings his plays the Nurse. Senior Mela- First Time Donors talents to the role of Creon, An- nie Gibson, a Mass Commu- Present this coupon on your first visit. tigone’s uncle and King of The- nications major, speaks for the chorus. Sophomore Samantha bes. Bloodworth acted in the na- Solution to Monday’s puzzle 9/26/06 Donate plasma. tional soap opera “As the World Gamble, a Special Education Complete the grid ReceiveReceive up up to to $00.00 $200 It’s easy & simple. 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All rights reserved. 12smallTALK  October 2, 2006 Volume 46, Issue 2 Speight Tees it High to Upcoming Sports Sports Make Methodist Golf Events Speight TeesTeam it High to UpcomingFootball Sports Byron Lowe Oct. 7 vs. Averett 1 p.m. * Umoh Aids in Corner StaffMake Writer Methodist Golf Oct. 14 vs. Ferrum 1 p.m. * EventsJV Football SportsSoccer Methodist College boasts Oct. 8 vs. Louisburg College JV 2 p.m. Worker’s a top notch golf program known Team Football Resurgence as the PGMByron (Professional Lowe Golf Oct.Men’s 7 vs.Soccer Averett 1 p.m. * Management),Staff Writer which currently Oct. 147 vs. vs. Christopher Ferrum 1 p.m. Newport * 2:30 p.m.* Umoh Aids in Corner educates 310 students working Oct. 9 vs. N.C. Wesleyan (Rescheduled Corner day impact the golf world. Some want to own their own golf game)JV 4 Footballp.m.* Jameson Jones Oct. 11 vs. St. Mary’s 3:30 p.m. Soccer courses,Methodist others will College become boasts in- Oct. 8 vs. Louisburg College JV 2 p.m. Staff Writer Worker’s astructors, top notch and golf some program want known to be Oct. 14 vs. Shenandoah 12 p.m.* PGAas the professionals. PGM (Professional Golf PGA logo from the Professional Golf Association. Men’s Soccer Resurgence Corner Worker’s Corner These individuals have Takes the Green Flag Management), which currently Methodist PGM logo from Methodist College website WOct.omen’s 7 vs. ChristopherSoccer Newport 2:30 p.m.* theeducates desire 310to compete. students A working total of Corner 99 students tried out for only 10 Oct. 97 vs. N.C.Christopher Wesleyan Newport (Rescheduled 12 p.m.* Hey everyone! I bet manyday impact the golf world. Some Oct. 14 vs. Bluefield 3 p.m. availablewant to spots own on their the golf own team’s golf wards the top ten scorers made with Speight’s work ethic. Con- game) 4 p.m.* of you Jameson are wondering Jones where I15 man roster. the team. ley feels that Speight’s will Oct. 11 vs. St. Mary’s 3:30 p.m. have been the last ten monthscourses, others will become in- Staff Writer structors,With and try some outs want over, to the be Speight finished an im- qualify in several up coming Oct.Volleyball 14 vs. Shenandoah 12 p.m.* since I left the smallTalk staffMethodist College Men’s Golf pressive fourth with the scores: tournaments. and to be honest with you guys,PGA professionals. PGA logo from the Professional Golf Association. Oct. 10 vs. NC Wesleyan 7 p.m.* Corner Worker’s Cornerteam These had only individuals 15 members, have 68, 70, 72, and 70 to make a to- Speight is majoring in TakesI have the been Green a lot Flag of differentthree seniors, two juniors, nine talMethodist of 280 (+ PGM 4), said logo head from coach Methodist Business College Management, website with a 1HUT RPRVW omen’s1339_MC 9/8/06 Soccer 2:51 PM Page 1 (Black plate) Quarterback Tony Bartee attemps a pass while three places including the race track. the desire to compete. A total of * USA South Conference match Guilford defenders attempt to hit him. Lineman Barry 99sophomores, students tried and outone for freshman. only 10 Steve Conley. concentration in Professional Oct. 7 vs. Christopher Newport 12 p.m.* HeyOf course, everyone! I have I bet had many to Josh Speight from Conley said that Speight Golf Management. Oct. 14 vs. Bluefield 3 p.m. Bigbie is not far behind. Photo by Spencer Hardwick take care of the academics sinceavailable spots on the golf team’s wards the top ten scorers made with Speight’s work ethic. Con- of you are wondering where I15Gloucester man roster. Point, Va., is the only thehas team. a great personality and He proclaimed that he is being a student at good ol’ Meth-freshman to make the team for ley feels that Speight’s will have been the last ten months With try outs over, the showsSpeight humility finished and respect. an im- excited, proud and honored to 1/0 Ime Umoh. Photo and Soccer Logo from Monarchs Co should be everyone’s num-Fall, 2006. Conley said that these traits of qualify in several up coming Volleyball since I left the smallTalk staffMethodist College Men’s Golf pressive fourth with the scores: tournaments.be a member of the golf team. Online andber toone be honest priority with along you guys, with So what were the require- Speight along with his skills Also, that he will continue to Oct. 10 vs. NC Wesleyan 7 p.m.* working a number of SACteam had only 15 members, 68, 70, 72, and 70 to make a to- Speight is majoring in Methodist I have been a lot of differentthreements seniors,to make two the juniors, team? nine Stu- talmake of 280him (+a welcomed4), said head member coach work hard to improve his skills. STUDENT DISCOUNT Quarterback Tony Bartee attemps a pass while three events in which I have been for-dents who tried out were re- of the golf team. Conley himself Business Management, with a 1HUT RPRV 1339_MC 9/8/06 2:51 PM Page 1 (Black plate) Byron Lowe places including the race track. sophomores, and one freshman. Steve Conley. concentration in Professional * USA South Conference match Guilford defenders attempt to hit him. Lineman Barry Staff Writer tunateOf enough course, to I work have withhad to aquired to play four rounds of a scouted and recruited Speight, Bigbie is not far behind. Photo by Spencer Hardwick great group of individuals and Josh Speight from Conley said that Speight Golf Management. Comes Short in take care of the academics sinceparGloucester 69 – 6,200 Point, yards, Va., isand the after- only hasand so a far great says personalityhe is impressed and with a great leader in Duane He proclaimed that he is The 2006 Methodist Mon- pressed with Umoh, but also being a student at good ol’ Meth-freshman to make the team for ALL DAY – Grooms. shows humility and respect. excited, proud and honored to 1/0 arch Men’sIme SoccerUmoh. teamPhoto seemsand Soccer with Logo the team from as Monarchs a whole. Co should be everyone’s num-Fall, 2006. Conley said that these traits of to have no recollection for last He feels the upperclass- Now, that was in the past, be a member of the golf team. Inter-State Brawl Online ber one priority along with So what were the require- Speight along with his skills Also, that he will continue to season’s team, which had a los- men have shown very good workingtoday I am a ready number to go of “Boogi- SAC Lady Monarchs EVERY DAY none Methodist ty! Boogity! Boogity!” and startments to make the team? Stu- make him a welcomed member work hard to improve his skills. STUDENT DISCOUNT ing record of 7 – 12 – 1. This leadership and that the freshmen events in which I have been for-dents who tried out were re- of the golf team. Conley himself Remille Shipman convert on fourth down, giving year’s team Byron is 8 – Lowe 1 this season. have made an impact on the doing this column once again. Sports Editor Staff Writer tunate enough to work with aquired to play four rounds of a scouted and recruited Speight, the Bishops the ability to run the The team this year added team. great As group many of of individuals you are pon- and Comes Short in dering there with a cup of cof-par 69 – 6,200 yards, and after- and so far says he is impressed Methodist’s first road clock out and secure the victory. 13 newThe freshmen 2006 Methodist along with Mon- the pressedUmoh’ withs hobbies Umoh, and but inter- also with a great leader in Duane Struggle Against ALL DAY – game of the 2006 season ended Neither team scored in the experience of the returning play- ests include playing soccer, Grooms.fee, “what have you been doing $ 99 $ 99 arch Men’s Soccer team seems with the team as a whole. on the racing side of things while with the team in a hole. first quarter, but N.C. Wesleyan toers. have This no has recollection led to a winning for last hangingHe outfeels with the friends, upperclass- and Now, that was in the past, Inter-Statebroke open Brawl the scoring on a 59- combination. spending time with his girl- away from smallTalk?” 5 7 The Monarchs’ intentions season’s team, which had a los- men have shown very good today I am ready to go “Boogi- Lady Monarchs EVERY DAY none The answer to the ques- 5" x 6" to start the USA South portion of yard run by Teron Bush with ing recordThe current of 7 – leading 12 – 1. scorer This leadershipfriend. He and is that majoring the freshmen in fi- ty! Boogity! Boogity!” and start MEDIUM PIZZA LARGE PIZZA Remille Shipman 6:11 left in the half. Methodist on the team is a freshman. nance. tion my friends include many Averett Cougars its schedule against North Caro- convert on fourth down, giving year’s team is 8 – 1 this season. have made an impact on the doing this column once again. Byron Lowe court advantage did not show at 1-TOPPING 1-TOPPING lina WesleyanSports on Editor the right foot answered with an eight-yard run Forward Ime Umoh, born things,As from many working of you a arenumber pon- the Bishops the ability to run the The team this year added team. of races to being honored by the Staff Writer Wednesday’s game against Av- fell by the wayside in the fourth clockby junior out halfbackand secure Mike the Hillvictory. two 13in Baltimore,new freshmen Md., along is making with thean Umoh’s hobbies and inter- dering there with a cup of cof- erett. Methodist’s first road minutes before halftime. The impressive showing on the Meth- Love sports? North Carolina Region of the Struggle Against quartergame of of the a tight2006 game season on ended Sept. Neither team scored in the experience of the returning play- ests include playing soccer, fee, “what have you been doing On Sept. 20, the Lady Averett had a solid offense $ 99 $ 99 23. Methodist led 9-7 going into Monarchs missed the extra point odist College soccer field. Ac- Love to write? Sportson the racing Car side Club of ofthings America while with the team in a hole. first quarter, but N.C. Wesleyan ers. This has led to a winning hanging out with friends, and (SCCA), I never thought this Monarch Volleyball team fell to led by freshman Samantha Kir- the fourth quarter and forced the brokeattempt, open but themade scoring up for on it a with 59- combination.cording to Monarchs Online, spending time with his girl- away from smallTalk?” the visiting Averett College in by with 15 kills, and Kasey Car- No5 coupon required!7 The Monarchs’ intentions a field goal by senior Patrick Umoh leads the team in goals Then join the passion would be so rewarding 5" x 6" Bishops to punt on the first play The answer to the ques- 5" x 6" to start the USA South portion of yard run by Teron Bush with The current leading scorer friend. He is majoring in fi- after just a short period of only three straight sets: 30 – 20, 30 – penter with 33 assists. The Mon- of the fourth quarter. The ball hit Larkin with 4:25 left in the third with 5, points with 11, and shots nance.SmallTalk staff where tion my friends include many Averett Cougars MEDIUM PIZZA LARGE PIZZA its schedule against North Caro- 6:11 left in the half. Methodist on the team is a freshman. 15, 30 – 26. archs did not help themselves by Just a Student I.D. quarter. on goal with 14 as of Sep 24. you can cover your things,two years from that working I have a beennumber in- Byron Lowe court advantage did not show at 1-TOPPING 1-TOPPING anlina unidentified Wesleyan on Monarch the right player foot answered with an eight-yard run Forward Ime Umoh, born This was unlike the Mon- rackingWednesday’s up a total game of 25 against errors. Av- In and N.C. Wesleyan recovered on Methodist’s defense Umoh was scouted and re- favorite Methodist ofvolved races in to the being SCCA. honored by the Staff Writer fell by the wayside in the fourth by junior halfback Mike Hill two in Baltimore, Md., is making an Before I got involved, I archs, who were previously four theerett. losing effort Sara Yeatman the Methodist five-yard line. played well against N.C. Wes- cruited by Justin Terranova, the CollegeLove sports sports? teams North Carolina Region of the had seven kills, 2 aces, and 13 quarter of a tight game on Sept. minutes before halftime. The impressive showing on the Meth- was just a regular spectator who and oneOn at Sept.home. 20, This the was Lady the Averett had a solid offense Bishops quarterback Cedric leyan, yielding only 314 total headodist coachCollege for soccerthe men’s field. soccer Ac- and haveLove theto write? freedom Sports Car Club of America digs, Ashleigh Sutton also had 23. Methodist led 9-7 going into Monarchs missed the extra point to talk about other did not see his first race in per-Monarchs’Monarch Volleyball last home team game fell until to led by freshman Samantha Kir- Townsend passed to Mish Gil- yards.attempt, However, but made its upoffense for it again with cordingteam. to Monarchs Online, (SCCA), I never thought this Oct. 10; in between they play seven kills. Assists leaders for Campus Delivery the fourth quarter and forced the struggled as the team only man- Terranova spoke highly of sports that do not get son until 2002 when I attended the visiting Averett College in by with 15 kills, and Kasey Car- No coupon required! Bishopsliam to to give punt N.C. on the Wesleyan first play a a field goal by senior Patrick Umoh leads the team in goals Then join the passion would be so rewarding nine away games. And so far the Monarchs were Tiffany Zell- 5" x 6" aged 182 total yards. Hill led the Umoh, stating how he was not enough coverage. afterthe VIR just 500 a short who periodonly saw of onlymo- three straight sets: 30 – 20, 30 – penter with 33 assists. The Mon- 13-9of the lead fourth with quarter. 13:50 toThe play. ball The hit Larkin with 4:25 left in the third with 5, points with 11, and shots SmallTalk staff where this season the Monarchs appear archshart with did not13, helpand themselvesKaty Flaherty by Bishops later added a two-point Monarch rushing attack with 112 only impressed with his athletic youCome can by cover the Student your twotorsports years when that it I havewas on been televi- in-15, 30 – 26. Just a Student I.D. an unidentified Monarch player quarter. on goal with 14 as of Sep 24. sion. to be a different team when they rackingwith 11. up a total of 25 errors. In Photo Courtesy of 822-0580 conversion to make the score yards on 15 carries. ability, but also his intelligence favoriteMedia of Methodistfice in the volved in the SCCA. This was unlike the Mon- “We are a young team, and N.C. Wesleyan recovered on Methodist’s defense Umoh was scouted and re- After going to that race, playarchs, away who fromwere Methodistpreviously Col-four the losing effort Sara Yeatman Monarchs Online 15-9. After traveling to Virginia cruitedand good by character. Justin Terranova, the CollegeBerns to sports find out teams more. Before I got involved, I and we will work on ball control (or visit any Fayetteville location) the Methodist five-yard line. played well against N.C. Wes- Next meeting with be my passion increased to a high andlege, one where at home. they haveThis awas record the had seven kills, 2 aces, and 13 Methodist rallied in the leyan,to face yielding the Wasps only of Emory314 total & head coachTerranova for the also men’s added soccer that and have the freedom was just a regular spectator who of one win and six losses. and movement for the next The Monarchs had five Bishops quarterback Cedric Umoh brings competitiveness Oct. 3 at 4 p.m. in the level where I knew somehow Monarchs’ last home game until digs, Ashleigh Sutton also had fourth quarter as its offense yards.Henry However, on Sept. its 30, offense Methodist again team. to talk about other did not see his first race in per- Methodist has a record of game. Also, cut down on our freshmen in the starting line up Expires 5/31/07.Va lid at participating locations. Delivery areaCampus and charges may vary. Delivery Townsend passed to Mish Gil- will return home to face USA and a desire to win. Student Development Oct. 10; in between they play seven kills. Assists leaders for Not valid on Stuffed Crust or with other offers. © 2006 Pizza Hut, Inc. TRPRV1339_MC liamdrove to down give to N.C. N.C. Wesleyan Wesleyan a struggled as the team only man- Terranova spoke highly of sports that do not get Continuedson until 2002 on p. when 14, see I attended at five wins and eight losses for own errors.” said head coach against Averett. South rival Averett on Oct. 7. Terranova is not only im- Office. Hope to see the VIR 500 who only saw mo-nine away games. And so far the Monarchs were Tiffany Zell- 13-9territory. lead However, with 13:50 they to play. failed The to aged 182 total yards. Hill led the Umoh, stating how he was not enough coverage. CWC the season as of Sept. 25. Home hartEddie with Matthews 13, and after Katy the Flaherty game. Comeyou there! by the Student torsports when it was on televi-this season the Monarchs appear Bishops later added a two-point Monarch rushing attack with 112 only impressed with his athletic to be a different team when they with 11. 822-0580 yards on 15 carries. ability, but also his intelligence Media office in the sion. Photo Courtesy of conversion to make the score play away from Methodist Col- “We are a young team, Monarchs Online 15-9. After traveling to Virginia and good character. Berns to find out more. After going to that race, (or visit any Fayetteville location) my passion increased to a high lege, where they have a record and we will work on ball control Methodist rallied in the to face the Wasps of Emory & Terranova also added that Next meeting with be and movement for the next The Monarchs had five Oct. 3 at 4 p.m. in the level where I knew somehow of one win and six losses. fourth quarter as its offense Henry on Sept. 30, Methodist Umoh brings competitiveness Methodist has a record of game. Also, cut down on our freshmen in the starting line up Expires 5/31/07.Va lid at participating locations. Delivery area and charges may vary. Student Development Not valid on Stuffed Crust or with other offers. © 2006 Pizza Hut, Inc. TRPRV1339_MC drove down to N.C. Wesleyan will return home to face USA and a desire to win. Continued on p. 14, see at five wins and eight losses for own errors.” said head coach against Averett. territory. However, they failed to South rival Averett on Oct. 7. Terranova is not only im- Office. Hope to see Eddie Matthews after the game. you there! CWC the season as of Sept. 25. Home Volume 46, Issue 2 Monday, October, 2006  smallTALK 13 Speight Tees it High to Upcoming Sports Sports Make Methodist Golf Events Speight TeesTeam it High to UpcomingFootball Sports Byron Lowe Oct. 7 vs. Averett 1 p.m. * Umoh Aids in Corner StaffMake Writer Methodist Golf Oct. 14 vs. Ferrum 1 p.m. * EventsJV Football SportsSoccer Methodist College boasts Oct. 8 vs. Louisburg College JV 2 p.m. Worker’s a top notch golf program known Team Football Resurgence as the PGMByron (Professional Lowe Golf Oct.Men’s 7 vs.Soccer Averett 1 p.m. * Management),Staff Writer which currently Oct. 147 vs. vs. Christopher Ferrum 1 p.m. Newport * 2:30 p.m.* Umoh Aids in Corner educates 310 students working Oct. 9 vs. N.C. Wesleyan (Rescheduled Corner day impact the golf world. Some want to own their own golf game)JV 4 Footballp.m.* Jameson Jones Oct. 11 vs. St. Mary’s 3:30 p.m. Soccer courses,Methodist others will College become boasts in- Oct. 8 vs. Louisburg College JV 2 p.m. Staff Writer Worker’s astructors, top notch and golf some program want known to be Oct. 14 vs. Shenandoah 12 p.m.* PGAas the professionals. PGM (Professional Golf PGA logo from the Professional Golf Association. Men’s Soccer Resurgence Corner Worker’s Corner These individuals have Takes the Green Flag Management), which currently Methodist PGM logo from Methodist College website WOct.omen’s 7 vs. ChristopherSoccer Newport 2:30 p.m.* theeducates desire 310to compete. students A working total of Corner 99 students tried out for only 10 Oct. 97 vs. N.C.Christopher Wesleyan Newport (Rescheduled 12 p.m.* Hey everyone! I bet manyday impact the golf world. Some Oct. 14 vs. Bluefield 3 p.m. availablewant to spots own on their the golf own team’s golf wards the top ten scorers made with Speight’s work ethic. Con- game) 4 p.m.* of you Jameson are wondering Jones where I15 man roster. the team. ley feels that Speight’s will Oct. 11 vs. St. Mary’s 3:30 p.m. have been the last ten monthscourses, others will become in- Staff Writer structors,With and try some outs want over, to the be Speight finished an im- qualify in several up coming Oct.Volleyball 14 vs. Shenandoah 12 p.m.* since I left the smallTalk staffMethodist College Men’s Golf pressive fourth with the scores: tournaments. and to be honest with you guys,PGA professionals. PGA logo from the Professional Golf Association. Oct. 10 vs. NC Wesleyan 7 p.m.* Corner Worker’s Cornerteam These had only individuals 15 members, have 68, 70, 72, and 70 to make a to- Speight is majoring in TakesI have the been Green a lot Flag of differentthree seniors, two juniors, nine talMethodist of 280 (+ PGM 4), said logo head from coach Methodist Business College Management, website with a 1HUT RPRVW omen’s1339_MC 9/8/06 Soccer 2:51 PM Page 1 (Black plate) Quarterback Tony Bartee attemps a pass while three places including the race track. the desire to compete. A total of * USA South Conference match Guilford defenders attempt to hit him. Lineman Barry 99sophomores, students tried and outone for freshman. only 10 Steve Conley. concentration in Professional Oct. 7 vs. Christopher Newport 12 p.m.* HeyOf course, everyone! I have I bet had many to Josh Speight from Conley said that Speight Golf Management. Oct. 14 vs. Bluefield 3 p.m. Bigbie is not far behind. Photo by Spencer Hardwick take care of the academics sinceavailable spots on the golf team’s wards the top ten scorers made with Speight’s work ethic. Con- of you are wondering where I15Gloucester man roster. Point, Va., is the only thehas team. a great personality and He proclaimed that he is being a student at good ol’ Meth-freshman to make the team for ley feels that Speight’s will have been the last ten months With try outs over, the showsSpeight humility finished and respect. an im- excited, proud and honored to 1/0 Ime Umoh. Photo and Soccer Logo from Monarchs Co should be everyone’s num-Fall, 2006. Conley said that these traits of qualify in several up coming Volleyball since I left the smallTalk staffMethodist College Men’s Golf pressive fourth with the scores: tournaments.be a member of the golf team. Online andber toone be honest priority with along you guys, with So what were the require- Speight along with his skills Also, that he will continue to Oct. 10 vs. NC Wesleyan 7 p.m.* working a number of SACteam had only 15 members, 68, 70, 72, and 70 to make a to- Speight is majoring in Methodist I have been a lot of differentthreements seniors,to make two the juniors, team? nine Stu- talmake of 280him (+a welcomed4), said head member coach work hard to improve his skills. STUDENT DISCOUNT Quarterback Tony Bartee attemps a pass while three events in which I have been for-dents who tried out were re- of the golf team. Conley himself Business Management, with a 1HUT RPRV 1339_MC 9/8/06 2:51 PM Page 1 (Black plate) Byron Lowe places including the race track. sophomores, and one freshman. Steve Conley. concentration in Professional * USA South Conference match Guilford defenders attempt to hit him. Lineman Barry Staff Writer tunateOf enough course, to I work have withhad to aquired to play four rounds of a scouted and recruited Speight, Bigbie is not far behind. Photo by Spencer Hardwick great group of individuals and Josh Speight from Conley said that Speight Golf Management. Comes Short in take care of the academics sinceparGloucester 69 – 6,200 Point, yards, Va., isand the after- only hasand so a far great says personalityhe is impressed and with a great leader in Duane He proclaimed that he is The 2006 Methodist Mon- pressed with Umoh, but also being a student at good ol’ Meth-freshman to make the team for ALL DAY – Grooms. shows humility and respect. excited, proud and honored to 1/0 arch Men’sIme SoccerUmoh. teamPhoto seemsand Soccer with Logo the team from as Monarchs a whole. Co should be everyone’s num-Fall, 2006. Conley said that these traits of to have no recollection for last He feels the upperclass- Now, that was in the past, be a member of the golf team. Inter-State Brawl Online ber one priority along with So what were the require- Speight along with his skills Also, that he will continue to season’s team, which had a los- men have shown very good workingtoday I am a ready number to go of “Boogi- SAC Lady Monarchs EVERY DAY none Methodist ty! Boogity! Boogity!” and startments to make the team? Stu- make him a welcomed member work hard to improve his skills. STUDENT DISCOUNT ing record of 7 – 12 – 1. This leadership and that the freshmen events in which I have been for-dents who tried out were re- of the golf team. Conley himself Remille Shipman convert on fourth down, giving year’s team Byron is 8 – Lowe 1 this season. have made an impact on the doing this column once again. Sports Editor Staff Writer tunate enough to work with aquired to play four rounds of a scouted and recruited Speight, the Bishops the ability to run the The team this year added team. great As group many of of individuals you are pon- and Comes Short in dering there with a cup of cof-par 69 – 6,200 yards, and after- and so far says he is impressed Methodist’s first road clock out and secure the victory. 13 newThe freshmen 2006 Methodist along with Mon- the pressedUmoh’ withs hobbies Umoh, and but inter- also with a great leader in Duane Struggle Against ALL DAY – game of the 2006 season ended Neither team scored in the experience of the returning play- ests include playing soccer, Grooms.fee, “what have you been doing $ 99 $ 99 arch Men’s Soccer team seems with the team as a whole. on the racing side of things while with the team in a hole. first quarter, but N.C. Wesleyan toers. have This no has recollection led to a winning for last hangingHe outfeels with the friends, upperclass- and Now, that was in the past, Inter-Statebroke open Brawl the scoring on a 59- combination. spending time with his girl- away from smallTalk?” 5 7 The Monarchs’ intentions season’s team, which had a los- men have shown very good today I am ready to go “Boogi- Lady Monarchs EVERY DAY none The answer to the ques- 5" x 6" to start the USA South portion of yard run by Teron Bush with ing recordThe current of 7 – leading 12 – 1. scorer This leadershipfriend. He and is that majoring the freshmen in fi- ty! Boogity! Boogity!” and start MEDIUM PIZZA LARGE PIZZA Remille Shipman 6:11 left in the half. Methodist on the team is a freshman. nance. tion my friends include many Averett Cougars its schedule against North Caro- convert on fourth down, giving year’s team is 8 – 1 this season. have made an impact on the doing this column once again. 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After going to that race, (or visit any Fayetteville location) my passion increased to a high lege, where they have a record and we will work on ball control Methodist rallied in the to face the Wasps of Emory & Terranova also added that Next meeting with be and movement for the next The Monarchs had five Oct. 3 at 4 p.m. in the level where I knew somehow of one win and six losses. fourth quarter as its offense Henry on Sept. 30, Methodist Umoh brings competitiveness Methodist has a record of game. Also, cut down on our freshmen in the starting line up Expires 5/31/07.Va lid at participating locations. Delivery area and charges may vary. Student Development Not valid on Stuffed Crust or with other offers. © 2006 Pizza Hut, Inc. TRPRV1339_MC drove down to N.C. Wesleyan will return home to face USA and a desire to win. Continued on p. 14, see at five wins and eight losses for own errors.” said head coach against Averett. territory. However, they failed to South rival Averett on Oct. 7. Terranova is not only im- Office. Hope to see Eddie Matthews after the game. you there! CWC the season as of Sept. 25. Home 14smallTALK  October 2, 2006 Volume 46, Issue 2 CW Golf legend Byron Nelson dies at 94 A Victorious Night To Continued from p. 12 Brad Townsend and Bill a 12-year-old caddie at Fort noke ranch he purchased with that I wanted to be in- Nichols Worth’s Glen Garden Country first wife, Louise. volved in motorsports not just The Dallas Morning News Club, to his 39 years as venera- For the next 60 years, Remember For Saints,Fans from a spectator aspect to may- (MCT) ble host of Irving’s EDS Byron he remained a beloved golf fix- be in a career of some type. Nelson Championship. ture, first as an occasional player After the mentioned first To national golf fans (he played in his last Masters in and historians, he was Lord By- 1966), then as a TV analyst night scrambling away from a event that I worked in 2004, I Golf icon Byron Nel- Ohm Youngmisuk have had the great honor and ron, owner of two of golf’s old- (1957-76) and by giving his New York Daily News relentless pass rush that sacked son, a man revered for his be- est and most exalted records. name to the struggling Dallas him five times. pleasure to work eight SCCA nevolence and humility as much (MCT) events and four pro races in the During the 1945 season, he Open starting in 1968. And when he was able to as his on-course accomplish- amassed a tour-record 18 victo- Since then, the tourna- get the ball away, his receivers two plus years that I have ment, died Tuesday at his Roa- dawned on the whites of a cor- ries. More mind-boggling were ment has raised more than $94 repeatedly dropped balls. noke, Texas, ranch. He was 94. his record 11 straight wins that million for the Salesmanship Long before Steve Glea- Warrick Dunn, who ner worker. Nelson’s wife, Peggy, Through the willingness season – dwarfing the tour’s Club’s Youth and Family Cen- son blocked Atlanta’s first punt came in averaging 133 yards a returned from a Bible study class next-best streak, six. ters – nearly 10 percent of the and Curtis Deloatch fell on the game for Atlanta, had no holes to work these events, I was hon-about 12:30 p.m. and found her ored back in January 2006 with “The golf world suf- PGA Tour’s combined charity ball for a Saints touchdown, set- to run through, mustering just husband on the back porch, ac- fered a devastating loss with the donations. ting off a delirious and deafen- 44 yards on the ground. Rookie of the Year in Flagging cording to longtime friend and Photo courtesy of MCT Campus and Communications by the passing of a true gentleman, By- “He was an amazing ing roar, one of the biggest par- New Orleans also blocked business manager Jon Bradley. ron Nelson,” PGA Tour com- man and an example for all of ties New Orleans ever has a Morten Andersen field goal at- North Carolina Region. By re- “He had been gone ceiving this award from my missioner Tim Finchem said. us,” Salesmanship Club of Dal- thrown was well underway. tempt in the second quarter. awhile,” Bradley said. He said “He was a legend who tran- las president Lawrence M. Wes- swing. ment of all. Black and gold Saints The party started be- great mentor, Chuck Stanley, Nelson told him that her hus- As wood-shafted clubs “For many, Byron will who is also my chief at the VIR scended generations and was son said. “Because of Byron’s jerseys lined Bourbon Street all fore noon as the city prepared band had slept well the previous loved and respected by everyone association with our club, we were converted to steel, Nelson be remembered for his incredi- the way to Poydras Street, where for the enormous dome to re- events, I want to not only do night, was feeling good and may became the first notable player ble record as a professional golf- more for the region but the en- who knew him. have been able to help thousands fans brought traffic to a com- open its doors amid a Super have been headed to his golf “Our players, young of children and families.” to incorporate his feet and legs er, including winning 11 tourna- plete halt in front of the Super- Bowl-like atmosphere. tire SCCA organization as cart, perhaps to do some wood- for extra power. Even today, the ments in a row,” said eight-time means of thanking them for and old, looked to Byron as the Nelson retired well be- dome hours before kickoff. U2 and Green Day played working in his shop. consummate role model of our fore contemporaries such as U.S. Golf Association’s club- major champion Tom Watson, “You could come down prior to kickoff and former Pres- what they have done to help me “He was active until testing apparatus is dubbed “Iron Nelson’s longtime friend and explore this passion more. sport.” Sam Snead and Ben Hogan here this week and feel like it ident George Bush performed the last second,” Bradley said. Nelson earned five ma- (both, like Nelson, born in Byron.” protege. “But he will be most re- was Mardi Gras or spring break the coin toss. Now folks, it is your turn To Texas golf fans, But to peers, friends membered for the genuineness to determine what motorsports jor championships among his 52 1912), so most of today’s fans or the Super Bowl,” Saints quar- New Orleans product and Photo courtesy of MCT Campus Nelson was a home-grown insti- tour victories. The latter total never got to see him play. and even fans who met him in and gentleness he brought to all terback Drew Brees said. Dallas Mavericks coach Avery events I should discuss in my tution. His golf life was a folk passing, Nelson the person tran- those around him. Corner Worker’s Column this ranks sixth in tour history, de- Yet Nelson’s swing is The Saints and pro Johnson walked into the Saints’ tale that spanned nine decades _ spite the fact that Nelson retired eternally famous. Many call him scended the golf legend. That football are back in New Or- locker room prior to the game to year. from when he learned to play as may be his most towering attain- It can be anything from at age 34 in 1946 _ to the Roa- the father of the modern golf leans. talk to the players. conditions inside for seven little footage (understand) the And maybe for the first “We are proud to use days. the Chase for the Nextel Cup true devastation of block after and drag racing to different se- time since Hurricane Katrina, a this occasion to announce to the Bathroom facilities over- block after block,” Saints run- Monarch sense of normalcy returned to entire world that we are open for flowed, the heat and stench were ries that you want to know about ning back Deuce McAllister that you may have overheard Sports Trivia the ravaged Crescent City as business,” said Saints vice presi- unbearable and the building said. “Just the total destruction, from various conversations and McClatchy-Tribune News Service 2.) Tony Boselli, a well. dent Rita Benson-LeBlanc. came apart while frustrated ref- you see people that are suffering (MCT) tackle, was the first-round pick Riding a tidal wave of Some fans sprinted in ugees threatened to riot. articles. Mania! and it is here in America. That is If you have any ideas, by the Jacksonville Jaguars in emotion fueled by an entire re- through the gates to see the new According to dome of- usually something you see nor- QUESTIONS: the regular NFL draft in 1995 gion, the Saints improved to a artificial turf, surrounded by ficials, 10 people died during feel free to share those thoughts 1.) What do comedian mally in a Third World country by sending me an email at and the first-round pick by the Ashley Genova stunning 3-0 by dominating the new electronic scoreboards. the ordeal before dome evacuees that doesn’t have the resources Craig Kilborn, former host of Houston Texans in the 2002 Editor-in-Chief Atlanta Falcons, 23-3, on Mon- Several others went from wait- were sent to Texas and other [email protected]. ``The Late Late Show’’ on CBS, that we have.” From these ideas, I will develop NFL expansion draft. day night. ing for hours in line to get into states. The city has rallied and NASCAR racing legend For over three hours, the dome to waiting in line to One man allegedly com- my topics for this column and if Richard Petty have in common? around the Saints, however, sell- there are not any responses, I 3.) The four New York Soon the mascot of 70,003 filled the refurbished Su- purchase Saints jerseys or T- mitted suicide by jumping from ing out an entire season’s worth Jets defensive linemen were: Methodist College will have a perdome with an ear-splitting shirts. a balcony. will throw something out de- 2.) Tony Boselli has of games for the first time in the pending on the time of the year Mark Gastineau and Joe Klecko name. Cheer and Dance Coach roar. At Gate C, the first 150 Once the waters reced- franchise’s 40-year history. been a first-round pick twice. at defensive end, and Abdul Sa- Melissa Hay started a name the And the Saints responded fans allowed in were firemen, ed and it was deemed that the and what is happening in the By whom? “As I look back on the racing world. laam and Marty Lyons at defen- monarch contest. Students sub- by playing as if they had a year’s policemen, national guardsmen dome was salvageable, 850 men last 12 months . . . I feel like we sive tackle. mitted ideas for names until worth of frustration to take out and other first responders who and women went to work on a Until next time my friends, 3.) The New York Sack threw a Hail Mary pass and I will see you at the races. Sept. 18. on the Falcons (2-1). worked tirelessly during and af- massive, $185 million recon- someone showed up to catch it,” Exchange chased quarterbacks 4.) That was Jim Still- Hay said that three Less than two minutes ter Katrina to help the Gulf re- struction project that will con- former NFL commissioner Paul without mercy during the 1980s. wagon, who played the position names are now being considard into the game, the Saints blocked gion recover from the nation’s tinue even after Monday night’s Tagliabue said of the reconstruc- Name the four defensive line- of middle guard for Ohio State by campus administration. The rookie punter Michael Koenen’s most devastating natural disas- game. tion. men. in 1970. Monarch’s new name will be punt inside the Atlanta 20. ter. The rebuilding of the And then shortly after announced at homecoming be- The ball rolled into the They walked in under a dome has sparked some contro- Tagliabue spoke, the Saints took 4.) Who was the first col- 5.) It was Martin St. fore the kick-off. end zone where the former Gi- downpour of confetti, while versy considering that just six to the field as their home fans lege football player to win the Louis of the Tampa Bay Light- Homecoming will be ant Deloatch pounced on it to many others gave the uniformed miles away, the devastated Low- greeted them with a deafening Outland Trophy and Lombardi ning. He accumulated 94 points Nov. 4. The football game will give New Orleans the early men and women a warm ova- er Ninth Ward remains a ghost roar for the first time since Ka- Award in the same season? in the 2003-04 season. (Remem- be at 1pm and the dance will be lead. tion. town littered by rubble and hun- trina changed everything here. ber, there was no NHL season at 9pm. The Saints added their “There were a lot of dreds of abandoned and de- Chants of “Who dat” filled the Photos from MCT 5.) Who won the last for 2004-05.) second touchdown when Devery bad things that went on in here stroyed homes. dome. Campus Hart Memorial Trophy (or MVP Henderson completed a reverse as a shelter,” said Josh Rutledge, Hours before Monday’s “People will always re- award) before the infamous BONUS QUERY I: by taking a handoff from rookie a Mississippi fireman who made game, only a handful of people member this day,” said Kerry strike/lockout of 2004-05 in the What was the non-Arabic name Reggie Bush and scoring on an the trip to see his beloved Saints could be seen for blocks as a Bruce, a 43-year-old taxi driver. NHL? of New York Jets defensive 11-yard run. play. “Hopefully, today it will few construction workers and ANSWERS: tackle and New York Sack Ex- The dance team dances with John Carney added three help people get through all Red Cross volunteers surveyed 1.) The No. 43 _ Rich- change member Abdul Salaam, the Monarch. From left to right, field goals. that.” the damage. ard Petty emblazoned it on his who played for the resurgent Hady Brzys, Jessica Hilburn, The Saints’ defense and While the dome may “I don’t think people incomparable race car, and team in the 1980s? Barbara Hext-Davis, and Kira special teams were stifling. QB have saved 30,000 lives, people really talking about it or people Kilborn wore No. 43 on his jer- BONUS ANSWER I: Holmes. Photo by Melanie Michael Vick spent the entire suffered through unimaginable seeing a couple of snapshots or a sey as a basketball player for Salaam’s non-Arabic name was Gibson Montana State. Larry Faulk. Volume 46, Issue 2 Monday, October, 2006  smallTALK 15 CW Golf legend Byron Nelson dies at 94 A Victorious Night To Continued from p. 12 Brad Townsend and Bill a 12-year-old caddie at Fort noke ranch he purchased with that I wanted to be in- Nichols Worth’s Glen Garden Country first wife, Louise. volved in motorsports not just The Dallas Morning News Club, to his 39 years as venera- For the next 60 years, Remember For Saints,Fans from a spectator aspect to may- (MCT) ble host of Irving’s EDS Byron he remained a beloved golf fix- be in a career of some type. Nelson Championship. ture, first as an occasional player After the mentioned first To national golf fans (he played in his last Masters in and historians, he was Lord By- 1966), then as a TV analyst night scrambling away from a event that I worked in 2004, I Golf icon Byron Nel- Ohm Youngmisuk have had the great honor and ron, owner of two of golf’s old- (1957-76) and by giving his New York Daily News relentless pass rush that sacked son, a man revered for his be- est and most exalted records. name to the struggling Dallas him five times. pleasure to work eight SCCA nevolence and humility as much (MCT) events and four pro races in the During the 1945 season, he Open starting in 1968. And when he was able to as his on-course accomplish- amassed a tour-record 18 victo- Since then, the tourna- get the ball away, his receivers two plus years that I have ment, died Tuesday at his Roa- dawned on the whites of a cor- ries. More mind-boggling were ment has raised more than $94 repeatedly dropped balls. noke, Texas, ranch. He was 94. his record 11 straight wins that million for the Salesmanship Long before Steve Glea- Warrick Dunn, who ner worker. Nelson’s wife, Peggy, Through the willingness season – dwarfing the tour’s Club’s Youth and Family Cen- son blocked Atlanta’s first punt came in averaging 133 yards a returned from a Bible study class next-best streak, six. ters – nearly 10 percent of the and Curtis Deloatch fell on the game for Atlanta, had no holes to work these events, I was hon-about 12:30 p.m. and found her ored back in January 2006 with “The golf world suf- PGA Tour’s combined charity ball for a Saints touchdown, set- to run through, mustering just husband on the back porch, ac- fered a devastating loss with the donations. ting off a delirious and deafen- 44 yards on the ground. Rookie of the Year in Flagging cording to longtime friend and Photo courtesy of MCT Campus and Communications by the passing of a true gentleman, By- “He was an amazing ing roar, one of the biggest par- New Orleans also blocked business manager Jon Bradley. ron Nelson,” PGA Tour com- man and an example for all of ties New Orleans ever has a Morten Andersen field goal at- North Carolina Region. By re- “He had been gone ceiving this award from my missioner Tim Finchem said. us,” Salesmanship Club of Dal- thrown was well underway. tempt in the second quarter. awhile,” Bradley said. He said “He was a legend who tran- las president Lawrence M. Wes- swing. ment of all. Black and gold Saints The party started be- great mentor, Chuck Stanley, Nelson told him that her hus- As wood-shafted clubs “For many, Byron will who is also my chief at the VIR scended generations and was son said. “Because of Byron’s jerseys lined Bourbon Street all fore noon as the city prepared band had slept well the previous loved and respected by everyone association with our club, we were converted to steel, Nelson be remembered for his incredi- the way to Poydras Street, where for the enormous dome to re- events, I want to not only do night, was feeling good and may became the first notable player ble record as a professional golf- more for the region but the en- who knew him. have been able to help thousands fans brought traffic to a com- open its doors amid a Super have been headed to his golf “Our players, young of children and families.” to incorporate his feet and legs er, including winning 11 tourna- plete halt in front of the Super- Bowl-like atmosphere. tire SCCA organization as cart, perhaps to do some wood- for extra power. Even today, the ments in a row,” said eight-time means of thanking them for and old, looked to Byron as the Nelson retired well be- dome hours before kickoff. U2 and Green Day played working in his shop. consummate role model of our fore contemporaries such as U.S. Golf Association’s club- major champion Tom Watson, “You could come down prior to kickoff and former Pres- what they have done to help me “He was active until testing apparatus is dubbed “Iron Nelson’s longtime friend and explore this passion more. sport.” Sam Snead and Ben Hogan here this week and feel like it ident George Bush performed the last second,” Bradley said. Nelson earned five ma- (both, like Nelson, born in Byron.” protege. “But he will be most re- was Mardi Gras or spring break the coin toss. Now folks, it is your turn To Texas golf fans, But to peers, friends membered for the genuineness to determine what motorsports jor championships among his 52 1912), so most of today’s fans or the Super Bowl,” Saints quar- New Orleans product and Photo courtesy of MCT Campus Nelson was a home-grown insti- tour victories. The latter total never got to see him play. and even fans who met him in and gentleness he brought to all terback Drew Brees said. Dallas Mavericks coach Avery events I should discuss in my tution. His golf life was a folk passing, Nelson the person tran- those around him. Corner Worker’s Column this ranks sixth in tour history, de- Yet Nelson’s swing is The Saints and pro Johnson walked into the Saints’ tale that spanned nine decades _ spite the fact that Nelson retired eternally famous. Many call him scended the golf legend. That football are back in New Or- locker room prior to the game to year. from when he learned to play as may be his most towering attain- It can be anything from at age 34 in 1946 _ to the Roa- the father of the modern golf leans. talk to the players. conditions inside for seven little footage (understand) the And maybe for the first “We are proud to use days. the Chase for the Nextel Cup true devastation of block after and drag racing to different se- time since Hurricane Katrina, a this occasion to announce to the Bathroom facilities over- block after block,” Saints run- Monarch sense of normalcy returned to entire world that we are open for flowed, the heat and stench were ries that you want to know about ning back Deuce McAllister that you may have overheard Sports Trivia the ravaged Crescent City as business,” said Saints vice presi- unbearable and the building said. “Just the total destruction, from various conversations and McClatchy-Tribune News Service 2.) Tony Boselli, a well. dent Rita Benson-LeBlanc. came apart while frustrated ref- you see people that are suffering (MCT) tackle, was the first-round pick Riding a tidal wave of Some fans sprinted in ugees threatened to riot. articles. Mania! and it is here in America. That is If you have any ideas, by the Jacksonville Jaguars in emotion fueled by an entire re- through the gates to see the new According to dome of- usually something you see nor- QUESTIONS: the regular NFL draft in 1995 gion, the Saints improved to a artificial turf, surrounded by ficials, 10 people died during feel free to share those thoughts 1.) What do comedian mally in a Third World country by sending me an email at and the first-round pick by the Ashley Genova stunning 3-0 by dominating the new electronic scoreboards. the ordeal before dome evacuees that doesn’t have the resources Craig Kilborn, former host of Houston Texans in the 2002 Editor-in-Chief Atlanta Falcons, 23-3, on Mon- Several others went from wait- were sent to Texas and other [email protected]. ``The Late Late Show’’ on CBS, that we have.” From these ideas, I will develop NFL expansion draft. day night. ing for hours in line to get into states. The city has rallied and NASCAR racing legend For over three hours, the dome to waiting in line to One man allegedly com- my topics for this column and if Richard Petty have in common? around the Saints, however, sell- there are not any responses, I 3.) The four New York Soon the mascot of 70,003 filled the refurbished Su- purchase Saints jerseys or T- mitted suicide by jumping from ing out an entire season’s worth Jets defensive linemen were: Methodist College will have a perdome with an ear-splitting shirts. a balcony. will throw something out de- 2.) Tony Boselli has of games for the first time in the pending on the time of the year Mark Gastineau and Joe Klecko name. Cheer and Dance Coach roar. At Gate C, the first 150 Once the waters reced- franchise’s 40-year history. been a first-round pick twice. at defensive end, and Abdul Sa- Melissa Hay started a name the And the Saints responded fans allowed in were firemen, ed and it was deemed that the and what is happening in the By whom? “As I look back on the racing world. laam and Marty Lyons at defen- monarch contest. Students sub- by playing as if they had a year’s policemen, national guardsmen dome was salvageable, 850 men last 12 months . . . I feel like we sive tackle. mitted ideas for names until worth of frustration to take out and other first responders who and women went to work on a Until next time my friends, 3.) The New York Sack threw a Hail Mary pass and I will see you at the races. Sept. 18. on the Falcons (2-1). worked tirelessly during and af- massive, $185 million recon- someone showed up to catch it,” Exchange chased quarterbacks 4.) That was Jim Still- Hay said that three Less than two minutes ter Katrina to help the Gulf re- struction project that will con- former NFL commissioner Paul without mercy during the 1980s. wagon, who played the position names are now being considard into the game, the Saints blocked gion recover from the nation’s tinue even after Monday night’s Tagliabue said of the reconstruc- Name the four defensive line- of middle guard for Ohio State by campus administration. The rookie punter Michael Koenen’s most devastating natural disas- game. tion. men. in 1970. Monarch’s new name will be punt inside the Atlanta 20. ter. The rebuilding of the And then shortly after announced at homecoming be- The ball rolled into the They walked in under a dome has sparked some contro- Tagliabue spoke, the Saints took 4.) Who was the first col- 5.) It was Martin St. fore the kick-off. end zone where the former Gi- downpour of confetti, while versy considering that just six to the field as their home fans lege football player to win the Louis of the Tampa Bay Light- Homecoming will be ant Deloatch pounced on it to many others gave the uniformed miles away, the devastated Low- greeted them with a deafening Outland Trophy and Lombardi ning. He accumulated 94 points Nov. 4. The football game will give New Orleans the early men and women a warm ova- er Ninth Ward remains a ghost roar for the first time since Ka- Award in the same season? in the 2003-04 season. (Remem- be at 1pm and the dance will be lead. tion. town littered by rubble and hun- trina changed everything here. ber, there was no NHL season at 9pm. The Saints added their “There were a lot of dreds of abandoned and de- Chants of “Who dat” filled the Photos from MCT 5.) Who won the last for 2004-05.) second touchdown when Devery bad things that went on in here stroyed homes. dome. Campus Hart Memorial Trophy (or MVP Henderson completed a reverse as a shelter,” said Josh Rutledge, Hours before Monday’s “People will always re- award) before the infamous BONUS QUERY I: by taking a handoff from rookie a Mississippi fireman who made game, only a handful of people member this day,” said Kerry strike/lockout of 2004-05 in the What was the non-Arabic name Reggie Bush and scoring on an the trip to see his beloved Saints could be seen for blocks as a Bruce, a 43-year-old taxi driver. NHL? of New York Jets defensive 11-yard run. play. “Hopefully, today it will few construction workers and ANSWERS: tackle and New York Sack Ex- The dance team dances with John Carney added three help people get through all Red Cross volunteers surveyed 1.) The No. 43 _ Rich- change member Abdul Salaam, the Monarch. From left to right, field goals. that.” the damage. ard Petty emblazoned it on his who played for the resurgent Hady Brzys, Jessica Hilburn, The Saints’ defense and While the dome may “I don’t think people incomparable race car, and team in the 1980s? Barbara Hext-Davis, and Kira special teams were stifling. QB have saved 30,000 lives, people really talking about it or people Kilborn wore No. 43 on his jer- BONUS ANSWER I: Holmes. Photo by Melanie Michael Vick spent the entire suffered through unimaginable seeing a couple of snapshots or a sey as a basketball player for Salaam’s non-Arabic name was Gibson Montana State. Larry Faulk. 16smallTALK  October 2, 2006 Volume 46, Issue 2 an all new lion’s den Photos by David Santiago

LaToya Robertson and Rashidah Jamison are student workers who cook at the grill.

Heather Gilray, Sara Packard, Ashley Young enjoy the new booths and food at the Lion’s Den.

The renovated Lion’s Den now has three vendors: Grill 155, Subconnection, and Seattle’s Best Coffee House. The look of the den is also new, with cafe style tables and cushioned booths.

HOURS: Monday- Thursday 7:00 a.m.-10:00 p.m.

Friday 7:00 a.m.-4:00 p.m.

Chris Coat and Ben Gray check out the new Sunday 7:00 p.m.-10:00 p.m. menu.

Maxim Vershinin tops a drink off with some whipped cream. Students wait in line to order food from one of the three vendors.