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It Must Be Alpha Chi Inductions Vol Blackburn College Nickelback-bashing and To find out more about ‘Like’ us on ‘Follow’ us To learn how to cope Carlinville, IL mainstream rock? See L.E.G.O. Day on campus flip Facebook! on Twitter! with anxiety read “Talk To page 6 to learn more to page 2 Tim” on page 4 Oldest College Newspaper Blackburn ’Burnian @BCBurnian in Illinois, since 1881 Dr. Bray in a Tie: It Must be Alpha Chi Inductions Vol. 9, No. 5 Nov. 2013 Got Candy? by Kayla Koyne and Michelle Lee by Jessica Clements On Saturday, Oct. 26 the There haven’t been so Rotary Club hosted their 74th many smart people in one annual Halloween parade. A place since the latest episode crowd of people lined up from of “The Big Bang Theory.” On the Carlinville Plaza to the Oct. 27, Alpha Chi welcomed east side of the square to watch 11 new students into its Illinois local businesses, clubs and Beta Chapter. Alpha Chi is a organizations show off their national honor society reserved floats and costumes. for students ranking in the Sophomore Blackburn top tenth percentile of their student and co-president graduating class. In addition to of Blackburn’s Habitat for the GPA requirements, eligible Humanity chapter Allie Matt candidates must be of junior or was shocked by the large senior standing. turnout. “I wasn’t expecting Prior to the ceremony, so many people there! I was Dr. Comerford hosted a PHOTO COURTESY OF PR in the parade for Habitat for standing dinner in Mahan for Professor Roy Graham gives a speech at the Alpha Chi ceremony on Oct. 27. Humanity and we ran out of the inductees, their families, candy fast! It was crazy!” and faculty members. Haley Welch. remarks. Traditionally, Graham’s speech, Dr. Reid Just about every participant The president personally As Alpha Chi sponsors, Dr. the keynote speaker of the led inductees up to the stage. was dressed for this year’s congratulated each inductee Bray and Dr. Reid conducted ceremony is a new faculty Each inductee lit their candle theme: Superhero Celebration. and visited with their families. the ceremony in Clegg member, but Dr. Bray invited and recited the Alpha Chi There were your typical comic Inductees included Brianna Memorial Chapel. Previously English Professor Roy pledge. It was at that point that book heroes and villains, but Bednar, Hailey Bodiford, Hope inducted members Lexi Graham to give a speech. each member was officially some participants got creative Coston, Katelyn Gilbreth, Bilbruck and Marissa Watson Graham’s address covered the inducted. Blackburn Voices by using real life superheroes. Kayla Koyne, Heather Kyle, presented the invocation and history of Blackburn, the Work led attendees in the song “Hail Soldiers, firemen and police Lindsey Leach, Michelle Lee, benediction while Dr. Bray Program and the importance of to Alpha Chi” to conclude the officers were some of the Jacob Maag, Dylan Parkin and gave opening and closing academic achievement. After evening. unique heroes represented. Student Senate Hosts Parents’ Weekend The Game of Life: A Rigged Game by Matt Renaud by Kayla Koyne In the classic Hasbro sexuality had on many areas Company’s “Game of Life,” in your life. Sophomore Edia On Oct. 26, Blackburn you live your life based on the Mushundusi ran the education opened its doors to students’ draw of a card and spin of a center and was quick to deny parents. According to Student wheel. Your skill in living a education to anyone who was Senate President Jacob successful life is secondary to not heterosexual. Sophomore Maag, over 75 guests took your skill to pick the Doctor Natasha Anthony wouldn’t part in Parents’ Weekend. Career Card. The Game house anyone of Latino descent The weekend began with of Life, held on Oct. 24 in (and other minorities) whether a free concert featuring Demuzio Campus Center, was they had money or not. She Lucas Carpenter in Bothwell similar to Hasbro’s classic closed the housing station and Auditorium on Friday night. game but differed in a major even called security on those Many parents and students PHOTO COURTESY OF PR way—in Blackburn’s Game willing to fight for their rights. filed in to enjoy Carpenter’s Allison Williams and Hayley Haynes participate in the Parents’ Weekend of Life, you’re affected by Jail was no better. Freshman unique performance. Duo Game. prejudice. Trey Sibley acted as the sheriff Saturday kicked off with they enjoyed seeing floats and The game started at 6 and was quick to release photos with Barney as students and her mother Gina Baldner. creative costumes and catching p.m., and students quickly Caucasians while he detained enjoyed brunch provided in Parents’ Weekend came to a candy thrown by parade lined up at the administrator’s racial minorities for extended Ding. Next was the “Duo” close with a Stoddard Bonfire participants. After the parade, desk where they were assigned periods of time. “You ain’t Game in which parents and in the Jewell Quad. Students students and their parents had a racial group, sex, career white, boy, so just watch your students’ knowledge of the and parents huddled around the option to attend a Fall type and sexuality. They then mouth,” was one of the many other was put to the test. Correct the firepit to cook hot dogs Choir Concert in Bothwell moved on to the bank, which taunts Sibley threw at the and sometimes not-so-correct and roast marshmallows for Auditorium. allotted an amount of money inmates. answers to questions such as s’mores. Afterwards, Student to each individual depending Senior Justina Smiley “How tall is your parent?” and Overall Parents’ Weekend Senate hosted a Trivia Night. on their career type. Nothing managed and directed the “How many significant others was a resounding success and Eight teams participated in seemed amiss for students Game of Life. “I read a quote has your student had?” drew provided a great opportunity this competition. Questions fortunate enough to be labeled that says experience is the laughs from the teams and the for parents and students on Disney, Blackburn history “white.” Housing was easy to worst teacher. You get the crowd. “My favorite event was to bond. Jacob Maag said, and U.S. Presidents kept afford, schooling was cheap test before you get the lesson. probably the Duo Game,” said “Parents’ Weekend 2013 teams on their toes. After and readily available and Although this was a game, sophomore Secondary Math was a great success thanks ten rounds of ten questions Caucasians were treated with people got a glimpse of how Education major Debbie Rule. to the efforts of many people and an exciting tie breaker more respect in general. it feels to walk in another “My mom and I found out how across campus. Student Senate for third place, Trivia Night The focus of the game person’s shoes and see how much we really don’t know looks forward to planning came to an end. The winning quickly shifted from the they are mistreated because about each other.” this event every year and is team included DJ Rudd, Jake conquest of money-making to of who they are and what Just after 6 p.m. parents already working on Parents’ DeRousse, Tavi Wallace, Paul the biased treatment towards they look like,” said Smiley. and students watched the Weekend 2014 in the hopes Kline and his mother Shirley certain individuals. It quickly The game was very effective Halloween parade on the that even more families may Kline and Morgan Baldner participate.” became apparent what affect in showing students how real Carlinville Square. There ethnicity, sex, career and prejudice is in today’s society. News 2 • The ’Burnian [email protected] Nov. 2013 BUSTED! Bad Beaver Behavior Campus Kitty by Michelle Lee by Rachael Lancey On the weekends of Throughout the first few October 18-20th and weeks of October a gray November 1st-3rd, a number and white cat showed up on of incidents occured. Most campus and made himself at altercations that take place home. This visitor managed on campus are handled by to befriend students all over the Campus Community & campus. Safety Department. Director It is not uncommon for of Campus Safety Tim neighborhood pets such as Reents provided the incident dogs and cats to make their descriptions below: way through campus and Oct. 18 at 7:55 p.m., become a part of the daily life. security checked on the welfare However, most animals don’t PHOTO COURTESY OF RACHAEL LANCEY of a student who accidentally stay long and usually leave Sydney Walsh holding the cat fondly known as ‘Thomas’ or ‘Diego.’ dialed 911. within a few days. This feline Oct. 19 at 9:40 p.m., was determined to become an security reported a broken official resident of Blackburn. he was going to be adopted by window in the Olin greenhouse. PHOTO COURTESY OF MICHELLE LEE He stayed close to Graham a Blackburn professor. These Oct. 20 at 1:30 a.m., a poisoning. in the early morning hours on Hall at first and gradually rumors proved to be false and student received an offense for Nov. 2 at 1:10 p.m., Saturday Oct. 19. According worked his way up to exploring he was taken to the Adopt- underage drinking. security recovered a small to Macoupin County Court the entire campus. He could be a-Pet shelter in Benld in the Oct. 20 at 2:40 a.m., a glass smoking pipe that Records, the arrestee is found lounging on top of cars, third week of October by Peer subject received an offense for “smelled like burnt cannabis.” a 20-year-old male.
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