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ONCORDIAA Student Newspaper for the Concordia Community N Concordia College, Moorhead MN January 20,1995 Volume 92, Number 2 Concordia suffered from high number of failures first semester Heather Hauschild 1994-95 academic year, where fall." reasons. Another has been moving currently it stands at 25 percent students were asked to leave Lanning explained that part of the drop date forward from the "On the opposite end of the grading Editor Concordia College because of this jump in academic failures is 10th week to the eighth week. So spectrum, the number of Fs has their grade point average. Last due to policy changes in grading. that has perhaps put a little bit increased from 1.4 percent in he growing problem of year, there were 12 hard drops Vice President for Academic more pressure on students to make 1991, to 2.4 percent after the first student failures in after the first semester. Affairs Bob Homann explained a decision about what they want to semester of 1994-95. T academics is becoming a Approximately half the number of those changes: "We've done away do with a particular course." Concordia adheres to a process concern of faculty and drops for this year included with the incomplete except for According to available of guidance for students who may administration at Concordia members of the first-year class. extenuating circumstances, and statistics, grade distribution by be in trouble academically. College. "The number of D's and Fs where students might have been percentage of the total student Lanning said that faculty have a According to Morrie Lanning, given by faculty is up," said able to convince a faculty member body showed that after the first referral system, and if students are Dean of Students at Concordia, Lanning, "and it's been trending to give an incomplete in previous semester of 1991, 26.5 percent of in trouble individual faculty can there were 40 hard drops at the up in the last few years; and we semesters now that's not allowed grades were A's. This percentage end of the first semester during the saw an increase again this past except under narrowly described has steadily gone down, and Please see page 3 Seven dead in Let it snow, let it snow Moorhead apartment fire A cigarette left in a couch started an apartment fire Saturday that killed a single mother and her six children, said authorities who called the blaze the worst in their city's history. A preliminary autopsy indicated that all seven victims died from smoke inhalation and that the mother, identified as 31- year-old Teni Ann Carrillo, had a blood alcohol level of more than .30 — three times the legal limit Police identified the other victims as Jose Rufegio Carrillo, Jr., 10; Everardo Aguilar, 8; Lazette Francis Hernandez, 6; Tabitha Ann Hernandez, 5; Francisco Hernandez, Jr., 4; and Daniel Ron Arriaga, who would have turned 2 later this month. Carrillo and her children had moved into the apartment about three weeks ago after fire damaged their home in north Moorhead, said Norman Garcia, a neighbor who lived upstairs. The Fargo-Moorhead area reported A witness to the earlier blaze approximately six inches of snowfall said the 3-year-old playing with a during the Tuesday, Jan. 17 storm. cigarette lighter had caused that As students and staff walked to class fire. The family escaped injury. in a winter wonderland, some stopped to 'They were lucky to be alive play while others worked on. Snowmen the first time. This time no one suddenly sprung up around Concordia's was lucky," said Garcia, who was campus. among the 11 people evacuated from the fourplex near Moorhead Three sophomores thought Tuesday's State University. snowfall was the perfect time to blow off Carrillo probably dropped the some steam. Amy Thuesen, left, Matt cigarette on the couch before she Desing and Susan Lawson found time went to bed, said Moorhead Fire for a snowball fight between classes. Lt Lyle Gernand. Physical Plant employees tried 'Thinking and smoking is such combatting the losing battle of keeping a lethal combination," he said. paths clear during the storm. uAny time drinking and smoking is involved together, you up the photos by Holly L. Anderson Please see page 3 ^- the ^T 2 CONCORDIAN NEWS January 20,1995

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NHIMMN The Concordian is the recipient Bnef... journalistic "All-American" award Fisher Memorial Melanie Hoffert points to qualify for the award. desire to revive the legacy of The The Concordian finished with 935 Concordian drove him to set to be held Staff Writer points to receive the distinguished standards for the type of paper he title. The score did not qualify wanted to see produced. The past definite approach, a A memorial service is them for an "Ail-American" gave him a lot to live up to. desire to echo greatness scheduled for Tara Fisher, the award which was presented to the According to Bjerga, being aware A and the urge to go out on paper for a number of consecutive of the tradition and studying the Concordia student who was a limb can all be attributed to killed over Christmas years beginning in the 1930s and newspaper's approach to award-winning 1994 editions of vacation in an automobile continuing until 1972. The journalism led him to use The The Concordian. The 1994 accident The service will scoring system, however, was Concordian itself as a model for newspaper staff, under editor take place at 9:45 in Chapel, equivalent to the scoring system his paper style. "There are Alan Bjerga combined these Wednesday, Jan. 25 in the used when The Concordian definite echoes of those papers in elements to bring the student Centrum. received the string of "All- last year's issues." paper back into the award winning American" honors and the award "If I could change one thing legacy of excellence it held in holds an equivalent distinction of about the newspaper of that previous years. excellence. period, I would have made it more International According to Bjerga it was "to "One of my goals as The even-handed in its function as a Model Search be a paper which strives to Concordian editor during 1993- critic." Bjerga said. "But I think provide a more comprehensive 1994 academic year was a return it's better for a newspaper to be Concordian^ continually strive coming to Fargo and thoughtful treatment of its of the newspaper to die standards too liberal than too conservative. for excellence. "Quality campus," turning away from "the of excellence it held during the It makes for a better learning journalism can, and does, flourish easy rut of student politics, sports years it was an All-American level experience.*' at this college. Hopefully, this A preliminary screening scores and campus press releases newspaper,** Bjerga said. Bjerga's Bjerga would like to see the award will begin another string of event will be hosted by Palm which make for a standard, but national recognition for the Group Ltd., one of the dull, newspaper.*' Apparently his excellence that can be produced at world's largest model approach was right. The 1994 Concordia college's student scouting firms, at 6:30 p.m. editions of The Concordian has newspaper.** on Monday, Jan. 23. The earned high honors and a title Apparently, The Concordian event will take place at the which has not been captured since will continue to strive toward the Holiday Inn in Fargo. 1968 by The Concordian. As a "Quality journalism can, same excellence advocated by Finalists will be chosen, and result of a submitting issues from Bjerga. Heather Hauschild, the invited to attend the March 25, April 15, and April 22, and does, flourish at this editor of the 1994-95 newspaper International Model Search in 1994 by Bjerga, The Concordian plans to submit this year's paper Minneapolis in April. For received a "First Place with college." to the All-American contest. more information, call 1-800- Special Merit" award from the "Without a doubt Bjerga's paper MODEL-58. American Scholastic Press -Alan Bjerga exceeded the standards that this Association. This award has not newspaper has had in the past. He been captured by the paper for 22 editor, 1993-1994 The Concordian. Date Rape deserved to see The Concordian years. get this award, and I feel we have workshop to be A newspaper must have a score developed the excellence he has held of 900 out of a possible 1,000 started.*'

The YMCA of NDSU will be holding a workshop dealing with date rape issues on Student Senate approves two Wednesday, Jan. 25. The workshop is on campus, and is free to the public. Among the speakers are Tim Lee, a more budgets in Sunday night NDSU Police Chief, Carol Grimm and Tom Rohleder of the Rape and Abuse Crisis Center and Marlys Borkhuis, a NDSU counselor. For more meeting information, call the YMCA at 235-8772. Heather Hauschild Robert Smith, one item of the SA budget, this money will go of the senators. Chief of Staff budget (Donafs) towards speakers and a coupon TTiere were two organizations Editor was taken out of reserve fund book. of the week for Jan. 15-21. Hie eated debates did not monies rather than the student The revenue and allocation first organization to be honored proliferate, and in activity fee. An SOS year-to-year report for Jan. 15, presented by was the Gaming Club for their H another brief meeting of calendar, with a cost of $554, was Treasurer Corwin Hoik, showed Game-a-thon. The other "In Brief * accepts the Concordia College Student allocated from the reserve fund as an estimate of $2,131.04 in organization of the week was news releases for Senate at 6 p.m. on Jan. 15, two well as the Chief of Staff's remaining activity fee revenue. Sources for Service (SOS) for publication. If you additional budgets were reviewed budget. The emergency reserve fund, after their interest week. have anything to be and allocated towards student Smith also added that other allocations, shows a balance of Present at the Jan. 15 meeting included please call organizations. items cut from the SA Chief of $9,982.51. The report lists were: Senators Smith, Eric Wolff, Hie Student Association Chief Meghan Lulf at 299- Staff budget were things that allocations given to several Jeff Schiltgen, Rich Larsen, of Staff, Kim Donat, presented her should be picked up by the SA organizations in the year of 1994. Christian Skogen, Jim Conklin, 3826 or mail the budget request of $1,246.36 to miscellaneous fund. Due to the fact that most campus Michael Raum, Libby Vantine, release to The senate. After several cuts from the The Ad Club presented a organizations prefer to get their Courtenay Worrell Hope Dahl, Concordian, FPO 104, original budget, Donat received a budget to Senate. They received budgets out of the way as soon as Jeff Sorenson, Basir Tbreen, Eric Concordia College, final approved allocation of an allocation of $160.68, the full possible, few budgets remain to be Aleckson, and Jeff Halvorson. Moorhead,MN 56562. $217.36. amount of money requested by the appealed, which contributed to the Missing the meeting was Senator According to Senate Chair club. As listed in the Ad Club's uncharacteristically brief meeting Mike Solberg. the CONCORDIAN January 20,1995, Page 3

Moorhead fire Concordia academics From page 1 From page 1 chances that a cigarette will drop report that a student is having contacts the student involved, and warnings, and some are dropped." poor work habits. onto a piece of furniture." problems so tutors or other means a support system is formed. The guidelines the Committee "If a student realizes that he or Fire Chief Gary Schulz said it of help can be considered. "We want to help students uses in terms of grade point she is not doing well in a class was the worst fire he knew of in The Academic Office at succeed," said Lanning. "We averages are listed in the student they ought to try and get help and Mooihead history. Concordia received 274 academic admitted students to Concordia handbook. After the first semester, if that doesn't get them on track, Tve been here 26 years, and performance referral forms from because we believe they had what first-year students need to have a they ought to consider dropping I've never had a double fatality," faculty for the first semester, it takes to be successful here. We 1.7 GPA, sophomores a 1.85, and the class if at all possible," he said. which is slightly down from last want to do everything we can to juniors and seniors a 2.0 GPA. Lanning advises. Michael Williamson, a year's 301 forms. Several forms help a student be successful. But Homann also explained that "I think we're looking at an Moorhead S tate University can be filed on the same student in in the final analysis it's the student federal rules are forcing the annual blip, a statistical blip I student who lived in a different courses if their that's going to make that effort or college to get tougher on would call it," said Homann in his neighboring building, smelled performance continues to decline. not make that effort." enforcing acceptable progress personal reaction to the numbers. smoke when be went out to warm "Even though this is good At the end of a semester, the GPA standards, and in order to "I don't think this is going to be up his car. news, we need to keep Committee of Academic keep financial aid students will part of a pattern." "I happened to look over and emphasizing the importance of the Standards processes all the grades have to stay above GPA bottom- "Students have to take saw an orange glow in the referrals being made because and determines what action should lines, which will also continue to responsibility," said Lanning. apartment and a little bit of about 25 percent of the students be taken with individual students. increase in the competitive world. "They have to realize that when smoke. So I went back inside and being dropped because of Lanning explained that there are a Both Lanning and Homann things aren't going well they called the fiie department" academic reasons didn't have any number of different actions. attribute several factors to the shouldn't just let it ride, the worst It appeared to be a minor fire referrals. And that's a concern," "Some students are taken off declining GPA and the number of thing a student can do is to let when Assistant Fire Chief Terry Lanning said. probation, some are put on drops for last semester. Motivation things ride." Beach arrived. Whenever a referral is probation, some are continued on seems to continually be a problem, Schulz said the fire itself was received, an academic counselor probation, some are given as well as personal problems and confined to the living room. The victims were found throughout the three-bedroom unit, but it was impossible to say whether they were trying to escape. There was only minor smoke damage to the rest of the building. Three of the four units were DEALS occupied and Mary Lou Escobedo, Garcia's common-law wife, said all of the apartments had smoke alarms. Schulz said the battery had been removed from a smoke detector in the hallway of the building and another inside the pleasers! burned apartment was not working. 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f- Page 4, January 20,1995 the CONCORDIAN Student Association Constitution up for revision by student body Students can vote on their constitution for the first time in 12 years

Constitution began "as soon as warranted. Knutson cited the fact appointment provisions. One revision] will greatly increase Meghan Lulf [the Judicial Council] could get on that revision has not taken place in controversial revision is election voter turnout and greatly keep the News Editor it" said justice Erick Felsch. 12 years and that "there were a lot dates for Student Senators. The students interested in what is Felsch stated he and the other four of little things that needed to be revision seeks to incorporate going on." or the first time in 12 justices, Chief Justice Katie updated" as a reason for same-day senate and presidential More than one legislative years, the Concordia Corwin and Justices Ted Horan, constitutional review. For elections. Some members of the change has been proposed. F College Student Jon Birkeland and Heather Mack, example, the revisions could Judicial Council fear that same- Besides changes dealing with Association Constitution stands to had been working on the revisions eliminate a Student Concerns day elections would force election dates, election terms will be revised. The SA Judicial every Sunday beginning after the Board that has not been in candidates to choose between also be on the ballot . The Council, working with Student first block of the first semester. existence since 1991. running for one position when amended Constitution, if ratified, Senate and the Political Affairs "We set up times that we were One of the major proposed they might be competent for both. would read "[senators] will serve Commission, has proposed going to look at specific articles constitutional changes has to do Chief Justice Katie Corwin a 12-month term from the first several changes to the document. and we published [the times] all with Campus Ministries. Article 4 says another reason she feels that Sunday in April to the last Sunday On Wednesday, Jan. 25, over campus and gave a copy to of the constitution deals explicitly same-day elections would not be in March." Concordia students will have the the senate and everybody in SA. with Campus Ministries, detailing beneficial is if this change Knutson describes the time put opportunity to vote on these If they had any suggestions or any the several changes concerning occured, senators could vote on into revising the Student changes. •concerns they could come and talk selection of Campus Ministry election by-laws,. possibly Association Constitution as "time Concordia's student body gave to us," Felsh explained. Commissioners, their terms, changing polling procedures from spent benefiting the students." To the Judicial Council the authority The list of revisions fills powers and budgets of Campus one year to the next "I don't have a say in tbe changes, students to change minor details, such as approximately five pages, and Ministries. Knutson sees these think we should have something may vote Jan. 25. The voting grammatical errors and gender- they range from a change of changes as "benefiting everyone so inconsistent with such a big times are: Knutson Center, 8 ajn.- biased wording in an election held definition to the dates of student [in the student body]" and issue," Corwin said. 6:30 pjn.; Grant Center, during Nov. 18. The proposed revisions senate elections. believes the revisions "will cause On the other side of the debate, lunch and supper. to go before voters next week deal Political Affairs Commissioner a lot less controversy." many feel that tbe change would with more significant changes. Kyle Knutson is optimistic about Not every proposed revision is benefit election procedures. Work on revision of tbe the changes and feels that they are as simple as new budgets or Knutson advocates that "[this

Kansas State University, Wichita State Concordia Speech University, the University of Nebraska- Lincoln, and the University of Wisconsin- Team Results Eau Claire. Results at Concordia's tournament were as follows:

On the weekend of January 6-7, the Sarah Jones, senior, placed 5th in 'Duo with Concordia College speech team traveled to a Tmyte Boerboom. speech tournament at the University of Nebraska at Lincoln, After driving through a Rick Purrington, sophomore, placed 5th in mild blizzard of snow and wind, and a mild Prose Interpretation. blizzard of billboards congratulating the Cornhuskers on their national championship Travis Boerboora, sophomore, placed 4th in in football, the results were as follows: Poetry Interpretation and 5th in Duo with Sarah Jones. Eric Wolffs senior, placed 1st in Informative Speaking and 5th in Impromptu Speaking. The jeesults at the Moorhead State Tournament were as follows: Sarah Jones, senior, made it to the Eric Wolflf, senior, placed 1st in Informative semifinaJs of Prose Interpretation. ^ ; Speaking, 1st in After-dinner Speaking, and 1st in Extemporaneous Speaking. Jason Edwards, junior, placed 6th in photo by Kirsten Winters Communication Analysis, Sarah Jones; senior, made it to the Richard Purrington performs in Concordia's semifinals of Prose Interpretation. speech meet last weekend. Rick Purrington, sophomore, placed 2nd in ^ Dramatic Interpretation, and 3rd in Duo Natalie DiebU junior* placed 4tfc in with Travis Boerboora. *• - ^ < Monaative Speaking, \\ -\o -

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Hey! That's our job. On the •weekend of Jaw *to*_ WlO»' Make it your's too. Tell us what you Concordia College speech team hosted ffie v^Concordia^s teara placed third overall behind* ^ know. sTalk of the Tundra speech tournament which ^ Kansas State University and the University A hot tip, a scandalous story. s Vas immediately followed by a tournament of Wfeconsin-Eau Claire. Or write a story. at Moorfeead State University, Tbe back-to- The Concordian % back tournaments were well attended by -1 F.RO. 104,299-3826 regional colleges and universities, including^ the CONCORDIAN January 20,1995, Page 5

The following referendum is being presented to the students via the Council of Commissioners. The referendum will be put to r vote on Wednesday, January 25th. As with all elections, voting will take place from 8 a.m. to 6:30 p.m. at Knutson Center and from 11 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. and 5.p.m. to 6:30 p.m. at East Complex.

The Council of Commissioners is recommending the following changes mainly to clarify and update the current Student Association Constitution. All bold print indicates a change from the current version. The Council supports the following changes and welcomes andy questions from students regarding the referendum. If you would like to contact a Student Association official, call 299-4507 or 4508 or stop by the Student Association offices above the P.O.s in Knutson Center. Student Association Constitution Article IV. Student Concerns Board (Entire text stricken.) January 1995 Article IV. The Campus Ministry Commission Sec. 1. The Campus Ministry Commissioners shall preside over the Campus Ministry Commission. Article I. General Structure and Powers Sec. 2. The Campus Ministry Commission shall consist of several organiza- Sec. 2. All students attending Concordia College and carrying at least three full tions as determined by the Campus Pastors, Campus Ministry Commissioners, courses per semestej shall be members of the Student Association regardless and the organization leaders. . . of race, color, creed, age, disability, gender, sexual orientation, national origin, Sec. 3. The Campus Ministry Commissioners shall be selected by the Campus or religious affiliation. Pastors, the Student Association President and Vice President, the previous Sec. 3. Any member of Student Association in an elected or appointed position CMC Commissioners, and with the approval of the Student Senate. within the executive, legislative, or judicial branch shall be referred to as a Sec. 4. The Campus Ministry Commissioners shall have a term of office of one Student Association official. year starting from the first Tuesday of April. Sec. 4. The Student Association shall provide the machinery for carrying out Sec. 5. The Campus Ministry Commission will have the power and authority to duties assigned to it under the Student Rights and Responsibilities Document, set up subcommittees as deemed necessary. and shall provide the means of advancing and effecting student concerns. Sec. 6. The Campus Ministry Commission Budget Advisory Board (CMCBAB) S^c. 5. No Student Association member shall hold more than one of the follow- shall consist of nine members. Four will be appointed by the Student ing offices simultaneously: President, Vice. President, Treasurer, Association President and the Student Senate Chair from the Student Senate Commissioner, Senator, or Justice. members^ One appointment will be made to represent each class. Three Sec. 6. appointments will be made by the Campus Ministry Commission from the stu- Cl. 1 Total membership shall be defined as all members dent body at large. The two Campus Ministry Commissioners will also serve presently in office. on the CMCBAB. Cl. 2 Voting membership shall be defined as all members pre- Sec. 7. The members of the CMCBAB will have a term of office for one acade- sent at the proceedings. mic year starting on the first day of the academic year. Article II. The Executive Branch Sec. 1. The President of Student Association C1.1. Must be a current member of Student Association and have completed Sec. 8. The Campus Ministry Commission shall be allocated their funds from at least one full semester as a member of Student Association prior to his/her the CMCBAB. The CMCBAB draw 7% of the Student Activity Fee revenue election. less the Concordian, Cobber, and Institute of German Studies percentages. C1.2. Must be duly elected and shall have a term of office for one year start- Article V. The Judicial Council ing from the first Tuesday in April. Sec. 3. Shall establish an official interpretation of the Student Association C1.7. Shall have the power to sign into effect all decisions passed by the Constitution and Bylaws through ruling on any cases pertaining to these docu- -Council of Commissioners, the Student Senate, and the Campus Ministry ments. Commission. Sec. 6. Shall rule on all cases where a student challenges Student Association government and its officials. Sec. 8. Only Concordia College personnel, students, or persons with prior Article II. The Executive Branch approval of the judicial branch shall be present at hearings. C1.8. Shall have the power of item veto over any decisions or allocations Article verification of the signatures. passed by the Council of Commissioners, the Student Senate, or a subcommit- Article VI. The Removal of Student Association Officials tee thereof. A vetoed decision must be returned to all members of the appro- Sec. 2. Removal of Elected Officials-Recall priate body within seven days of its passage accompanied by a list of reasons Cl. 1. Recall procedures may be initiated by a petition of the Student for the veto. Association members containing no less than 15 percent of the elected officials Sec. 2. The Vice-President of Student Association constituency. C1.1. Must be a current member of Student Association and have completed CI.2. Petitions must be taken before the Judicial Council for verification of at least one full semester as a member of Student Association prior to his/her the signatures. election. Cl. 3. The Judicial Council will send the recall petition to the constituency of C1. 2. Must be duly elected and shall have a term of office of one year start- the elected person for a vote. ing the first Tuesday in April. Cl. 4. If a majority of the constituents voting in the election favor the official's C1. 5. Shall administer all elections. removal from office, the elected official shall be removed from office immediate- Sec. 3. The Council of Commissioners ly and the position filled within two weeks by special election. C1.1. Must be current members of Student Association and have completed Sec. 3. Removal of Appointed Officials at least one full semester as members of Student Association pitor to their C1.1. Recall procedures may be initiated by a petition of the Student appointment. Association members containing no less than 15 percent of the Student Cl. 3. Shall be presided over by the Student Association President, who has Association membership. voting power only in case of a tie. Cl. 2. Petitions must be taken before the Student Senate for verification of Cl. 5. Shall have the power to vote on administration policy recommenda- the signatures. tions. Cl. 3. Removal of these officials will occur if a majority of the total membership Cl. 6. Each commission shall have the power to appoint sub-committee of the Senate votes for recall, effective immediately. members as they deem necessary. Cl. 4. This vacancy can be filled by a new appointment and approval of the C1. 7. The Student Business Office Treasurer, Student Senate Chairperson, appropriate officials. and the Chief Justice, shall serve as non-voting members of the Council of Cl. 5. The Student Senate shall have the power to remove the treasurer, sec- Commissioners. retary, a commissioner, or a justice from office by a majority vote of the total Article III. The Legislative Branch-Student Senate membership and to override any executive veto to remove a commissioner or a Sec. 2. Term of Office: justice by a 2/3 vote of the total membership. Cl. 1. Four members shall be elected from and by the freshmen class at large, four from and by the sophomore class at large, and four from and by the junior class at large. They shall serve a 12-month term from the first Sunday in April to the last Sunday in March. Article VII. Activity Fee Policy Cl. 2. Four Senate members representing the incoming students at Sec. 2. Student Association Reserve Fund large shall be elected in September and shall serve until the last Sunday in Cl. 2. A contribution will be made to the SARF only after the cash journals for March. that year have been closed. Cl. 3. In order for funds to be removed from the SARF, the president will make a proposal to the Student Senate which must be ratified by the Senate Article III. The Legislative Branch-Student Senate with a 2/3 majority vote of the voting membership. Sec. 8. Shall have the power to recall an official appointed by the executive Sec. 4. Senate Loans and Charitable Donations branch and approved by the Student Senate by a majority of the total member- Cl. 2. If the organization is unable to repay the full amount of the loan, any ship and to override any executive veto to remove a commissioner or justice by remaining funds of the organization controlled by Concordia College will be a 2/3 vote of the total membership. seized to cover the loan. Sec. 9. Shall have the power to enact such Bylaws as it deems necessary to Sec. 5. Student Personal Reimbursement Committee (SPRC) facilitate the operation of Student Association by a 2/3 vote of the total mem- Article VIII. Initiative, Referendum, Amendment bership. Article VI. Ratification of the Constitution Sec. 10. Shall have the power to amend the Bylaws of the Constitution by a 2/3 vote of the total membership. 6 CONCORDIAN WORLD January 20,1995 Earthquake hits Japan Japanese officials say quake measured 7.2 and killed more than 1,800 or even larger, magnitude, is when, Priest said. Scientists School maintenance personnel The Associated Press — The certain to happen, a state geologist believe the last subduction quake attended a seminar in Portland head of the 185-nation General says. off the Oregon Coast occurred on Tuesday to hear ways they can Assembly asked members And it could happen at any Jan. 26, 1700, and reached a take a piecemeal approach at Tuesday to help Japan as the time. The earthquake magnitude of 9. strengthening those structures. country recovers from an "We know we have faults all Such a quake would shake the Any large-scale projects would earthquake that killed more than over the Pacific Northwest," said struck the earth for one to four minutes, simply cost too much, officials 1,800 people. George Priest, regional state industrial port compared with 20 seconds of said. "On behalf of all member geologist for northwestern shaking in the Japan quake. The Oregon Department of states, the president of the General Oregon. "The Portland city of Kobe, Subduction quakes have occurred Transportation has done an Assembly wishes to extend his metropolitan area looks like a toppling off the Oregon Coast every 200 to inventory of state bridges to sympathy to the people and to the broken dinner plate. It's 600 years. Priest said. determine which ones are most government of Japan," General crisscrossed with faults. hundreds of Although there have been susceptible to earthquake damage. Assembly President Amara Essy "Certainly they*re able to buildings and moderate quakes in Oregon, such Some work has been done on said in a statement generate earthquakes up to the as the Scotts Mills and the the double-decker Marquam In a separate message to magnitude of 6.5." setting off Klamath Falls twin quakes of Bridge, which carries Interstate 5 Japanese Prime Minister Tomiichi Japan officials say the quake raging fires. 1993, there has not been a gigantic over the Willamette River in Murayama, U.N. Secretary- there measured 7.2, but Priest said one since 1700. Portland, to make it less General Boutros Boutros-Ghali the U.S. Geological Survey in But Yeats pointed out that there vulnerable. But there isn't money said he was "shocked and Golden, Colo., registered it at 6.8. had been no big quake in Kobe, to do much more. saddened to learn of the A study of a 60-block area of Japan, for 400 years. "It's way beyond what we're devastation and appalling loss of downtown Portland concluded Emergency management capable of," said Terry Shike, state life." that a 6.5 quake would kill 32 development at Jantzen Beach and personnel say the state is better bridge engineer. "People haven't The earthquake struck the people and injure 114. If those the Port of Portland is built on fill, prepared for a big quake than it gone through enough loss to industrial port city of Kobe, figures are expanded to apply to as are the bridges that cross the was a few years ago, but much recognize that this is probably toppling hundreds of buildings the entire Portland area, the death Willamette and Columbia rivers. more needs to be done. Building important. And we don't recognize and setting off raging fires. toll would reach 900 with another "We found some soils that can codes have been upgraded to take where it fits in the ranking of other Essy called on "member states 3,000 injured. amplify the shaking up to 200 earthquakes into account, but needs." to provide whatever assistance is In the 60-block area alone, percent, and we found soil that can many existing structures are made A similar study of county and requested by the government of damage would total $20 million. form quicksand in a process right of brick or concrete that would city bridges will be completed this Japan." The most dangerous areas are up next to the rivers," Priest said. crumble in any severe shaking. spring. Shike plans to ask the In his statement, Boutros-Ghali those that are built on fill material, Scientists believe the Japan Roger McGarrigle, chairman of Legislature .for more money for said the "United Nations stands which shakes like Jell-O and can quake was caused by ruptured the Oregon Seismic Safety Policy earthquake work, but he's not ready to respond to any request for blend with water to form faults relatively close to the Advisory Commission, said the optimistic. assistance." quicksand. surface. hope is to work out a long-term "It's only been the last seven or Oregonians who watched the *The reason Kobe is getting it The "big one" that Oregon plan to persuade owners to eight years that any of us even devastation of Tuesday's so bad is a lot of that is built on geologists talk about is a strengthen the existing buildings. knew we were susceptible to this earthquake in Japan may have fill," said Robert Yeats, a professor subduction quake that would "We can't do much about sort of thing," said David Mayer, witnessed a frighteningprevie w of geology at Oregon State occur off the coast and could reach tomorrow, but we can do a lot earthquake program manager for their own future. University. "I went to a meeting a magnitude of 8.5 or higher. about it in the next few decades," Oregon Emergency Management. The geological features there once I thought, 'Gee, I hope Both types of quakes are he said. Geologists say it's more than beneath the surface in Japan are there's not an earthquake while I'm certain to happen in Western Many schools in the state are being susceptible. It's inevitable. strikingly like those in Western here.'" Oregon. The only question is old and likely to collapse in a big "It's more likely every day," Oregon, where a quake of similar, In Portland, much of the quake. Priest said. Weekend classes Floods hit California gaining popularity mile of washing into the Pacific, and so many businesses that will conventional class hours. GUERNEVILLE, Calif. (Apf So&e containers broke open, go under financially," Hedrick TULSA, ,Okla. (AP) — Since NSU began its program — The state's downpours and creating health hazards, said Tom said. "It's a disaster. But "Weekend college" is taking the in 1988, more than 16,000 floods have created a toxic mess Daly> fire protection district everybody's helping everybody place of parties and football games students have taken weekend that was flowing into the ocean, engineer in Guerneville, about 60 and keeping their spirits up. I'm for a growing number of students college classes. About 1,500 enroll washing up on beaches and miles north of San Francisco. going to cry." in Oklahoma. each semester, she said. endangering salmon runs, uAs things get uncovered, Across the state, more than More than 3,000 students in Tulsa Junior College also officials said* then we're going to find more and 10,250 families whose homes Oklahoma are enrolled this year at began offering weekend courses Toxic fumes overcame two more different hazards/' Daly were damaged had applied for state universities and colleges in during the late 1980s, but dropped workers last Sunday as they said* "Any type of toxic material, federal aid by Sunday afternoon, what is known as "weekend them because of financial helped clean up around the being motor oil, gasoline, fuels, the Federal Emergency college." constraints. Weekend college was Russian River, which was cleaning substances, all those Management Agency said, The classes, which are held on resurrected on the Southeast polluted by household cleaners things are considered hazards if In addition, state and federal Friday nights, Saturdays and Campus four years ago with and other hazardous materials they start to mix together." disaster teams were in Sonoma Sundays, were originally geared money once used to rent carried by floodwaters. The cleanup will take weeks, County Sunday, helping people toward part-time, working classroom space. The m&x, both members of the he said. without telephone service to sign students. But school "We've done some surveys of California On$ervatfon Corps, The mess was left by storms up* They planned to send administrators say many full-time the weekend students, and a good ueated at a hospital far that have battered California>for additional teams to other hard-hit students also are signing up for percentage say if it wasn't for almost two weeks. Floods and in northern Sacramento weekend classes, the Tulsa World weekend college, they wouldn't be released mudslides have killed at least 11 Cotuity and Southern California reported Sunday. able to go to college at all," said "Tfipre are some #nfirly black , people and paused an estimated within the next few days, EEMA I "The majority of our students McKeon. ojtt slicks ia there/' OoosefvatiOB $3Q0tn*IKDn in damage. Edmonstoxt are adults," said Dr. Jeanie Oklahoma State University Rountree, dean of Northeastern recently decided to open its State University's Muskogee classroom doors on weekends. ku$$fta River, when? $& campus. "But we get others for a Spurred by its new president, ^Douglas Cboxtfy, Ore variety of reasons." James Halligan, OSU put its miles South of Bosons Northeastern State offers weekend schedule into operation fco/s ^ classes that run from 5 to 9 p.m. on this spring. Friday and 9 ajn. to 5 pjn. on "Dr. Halligan was involved after he fellou t of a Saturday. When combined with with a similar program at New night courses, students can Mexico State that was very jacke swim, complete some degrees without successful," said Jim Hromas, fbqnd prtpahe'fahk$> $p0ng6$ and disinfectant^. sheriffs setting foot in a classroom during dean of extension. sses if* r the CONCORDIAN January 20,1995, Page 7

•.. . . On the heels of a book deal, cable companies take on Gingrich shows Empowerment Television, the Gingrich's college course live on WASHINGTON (AP) — conservative TV cable channel its Mind Extension-University These are indeed great times to be that was formed a year ago and channel. a House speaker with some mass carries both Gingrich's college It came up with the idea and media interests on the side. course, "Renewing American executed it all last week, airing the I think this is the first time in On the heels of a book deal that Civilization," and his weekly call- first session last Saturday. Two originally would have paid him in show, "Progress Report" more live sessions of Gingrich's history that people have been $4.5 million up front, Newt Once completed, the deal course are slated for this Saturday Gingrich is now landing some would- double NETs and morning, company spokesman able to call up on a weekly hefty new exposure for his Gingrich's potential viewership by Jim Carlson said. "It got turned televised college course and adding the channel as an optional around in a 24-hour period," he basis and question somebody weekly talk show. for-pay service for TCI's 11 said. in as high an office as the Once limited to a fledging miMion-plus households The channel reaches 26 million conservative cable channel, the nationwide. households via Jones and other speaker of the House. two Gingrich enterprises are Bob Thomson, TCI's senior cable operators, Carlson said. picking up millions of new vice president, said Thursday The for-credit course is taught viewers, thanks to deals being negotiations with NET and two by Gingrich at Reinhardt College —Bert Pines struck by at least two major cable other political channels began in in northern Georgia, and companies. the middle of last year, long before previously had been aired only via executive vice president for NET Unlike the book deal, the cable Gingrich's ascendancy, and should NET. Congressional Democrats agreements won't enrich Gingrich be completed soon. have filed an ethics complaint personally. But they'll afford the NET wasn't even the first calling for investigation into the House speaker extraordinary channel approached by TCI last fund-raising and content of the media access to deliver his summer, and Gingrich was never course. "I think this is the first time in And Pines said the network is message live and unfiltered across involved in any discussions, he Carlson said the course fit the history that people have been able also talking with other major America. said. channel's design to provide to call up on a weekly basis and companies that could eventually Democrats have accused "He's good TV; there's no college classroom programming question somebody in. as high an add 10 million more homes. Gingrich of trading his new question about it," he said. "But I but that Gingrich was by far the office as the speaker of the In addition to the ethics official power for both personal would hasten to say I suspect there most famous academic to be House," said Bert Pines, executive complaint, Democrats attacked gain and the benefit of his is a lot of public policy-makers added to its lineup. Since its first vice president for NET. Gingrich for agreeing to a $4.5 personal endeavors. But Gingrich who would produce good TV, and airing last weekend, many people "The hallmark of NET is public million advance for a two-book and his followers see what has we hope to be carrying them all." have called the company to make affairs call-ins linking America project with the publishing house happened simply as the free NET and the other political sure it stays on, he said. with Washington," he said. "And owned by media magnate Rupert market at work and proof that channels probably won't be "They key is, it's live, that way the Gingrich show epitomizes Murdoch. their conservative message is offered nationwide until near the it doesn't get edited down," he that. He is live. It's not a fancy, Gingrich has since relinquished selling. end of the year, when TCI begins said. "It's just like sitting in the taped produgjion." the advance and said he'll instead Tele-Communications Inc., the digitally compressing its current classroom." Pines said NET, which started take royalties from actual sales. nation's largest cable carrier, said channels to make room for new When finished, the TCI deal in late 1993, now reaches about 11 Gingrich and Murdoch both Thursday it is in final negotiations ones, he said. won't include any money for .NET. million households through a mix acknowledged on Thursday that to bring three new political Meanwhile, Jones Intercable But with the possibility to enter of satellite, cable and on-air they met briefly last November channels to its system by year's Inc., the nation's seventh-largest TCI's 11 million households by delivery. The TCI agreement just before the book deal was end. cable operator, wasted no time year's end, it will certainly spell an would double the potential negotiated, but both said the deal Among them is National reaching an agreement to air increased advertising base. number overnight. wasn't discussed.

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•yriNM-i1*1 is an accident waiting to happen. ^% the past two months of mild temperatures aiid moderate snow fall, students in the Fargo- Moorhead area have to admit that winter is fell abundantly on the Red River x the past week and caused problems. ^:^^VM&«^|:dijfHcuH to keep up with ongoing ^ , Isnow^fall, C^ntordia College sidewalks, roadways atidT' parking lots jreuiaitt a pedestrian and motorist hazard. Several routes to residence halls and academic buildings are only partially cleared of snow. A handful of walkways are not cleared at all. Not only does trudging through the snow become a hassle, but with inches of ice beneath, it becomes a danger. The steps leading into some entry ways around campus have an inch or two of ice before the door. As students attempt to open the door to their hall, they could possibly slip on the steps. The people speak &#; We also have several students attending Concordia •••, who use wheelchairs, and the extra snow makes it all terms, encompassing many importantly, I wanted to show my Sunday marks factors — "physical, emotional, respect to King, hopefully learn the more challenging for these students to get around psychological, familial and the Something and motivate myself in on campus easily* For those students walking with the 22nd woman's age" — related to her the process. crutches, knee braces, and with the aid of canes, ice well-being. Since 1973 over Upon leaving Rutstein's and snow compacted on the sidewalks of the college anniversary of 30,000,000 legal abortions have presentation I was very been performed in the United disappointed and questioned why makes the possibility of further injury greater. Roe v. Wade States. I even bothered to go. I am not Parking lots consistently pose a problem for this How many of you think a sure what makes me more school as congested lots make snow removal Are you thankful to be alive woman has the right to terminate a disappointed: the Concordia today? I am, and I hope you are. impossible. Piles build up in and around lots, creating a pregnancy because of any community for making the My youngest daughter is two and physical, emotional, or familial mistake of choosing this speaker lack of visibility which increases the odds of an a half months old. She can't inconvenience? If not, shouldn't to commemorate the Holiday, or accident. answer verbally, yet to my wife we work to change the law? I the speaker himself. Mr. Rutstein The solutions to this problem are not simple, and I, when she smiles, she would enjoy talking with you. If had horrendous speaking skills appears thankful to be alive. If we .Physical Plant personnel cannot possibly keep up with you think a woman does have that that included staring at his watch ended her life today, we would be right, I would enjoy talking with numerous times during the speech their day-to-day work load and the constant removal of guilty of infanticide. There are you, too. And for everyone under and awkward pauses. He didn't snow and ice around campus. Therefore, temporary laws protecting her right to live. the age of 22, remember, your even mention King until the very winter workers would be a benefit to both students and However, we could have ended mother could have legally end of the speech and it was her life three months ago while staff in order to keep Concordia on the safe side. And terminated your life prior to birth. seemingly to give him (Rutstein) she was still a fetus: She didn't Are you thankful to be alive? If some sort of credit Considering Students looking to earn a little extra cash and pay off obtain the legal right to live until so, maybe you should thank your the fact that he was advertised as Christmas debts or save for a spring break trip, could she was born. Does it make sense Mom. interviewing King four times, and likewise reap the rewards. More gravel or salt should that legal protection of her life Bill Todt the purpose of his visit was to began only after she was born, and be added to the walkways around campus to decrease Assistant Professor, Biology honor him, his speech did very not minutes (hours, days, weeks, little of that. There was little the amount of ice, .. etc.) before birth? What suddenly motivational content or advice on By taking action early, we can avoid accidents changed her from a mass of tissue how to face the future. Instead, for before they happen. that could be removed by the Concordia almost forty minutes we listened choice of another person, to a ;f'4&K • &**• -^ V- / s - \—Heather Bauschild* editor to an infomercial about how great human protected by the law? No needs to he was because he had '¥*& anatomical changes necessary for (supposedly) overcome his her survival developed in those reevaluate who prejudice and had written such last few days in utero. is hired as a great books. the CONCORDIAN Sunday marks the 22nd If Concordia wants better Heather Hauschild, editor in chief Kirsten Winters, photo assistant anniversary of Roe v. Wade, the attendance at these events, we Michael Raum, associate editor Erik Hunziker, graphic artist and speaker Supreme Courts' decision need to reevaluate who we hire as Sarung Pbang, business manager production director overturning the rights of When I saw Mr. Nathan speakers. I can understand the Rhett Marsten, advertising manager Darrell Ehrlick, copy editor individual states to restrict Nathan Quello, ad sales Rutstein as the advertised speaker difficulty and pressure to hire a Tammy Christiansen, copy editor abortion procedures. Roe u Wade John Thompson, ad sales Jen Knutson, typist to celebrate the Martin Luther speaker for this holiday. Yet, I am made it legal for physicians to kill Dustin Rossow, ad sales Frances Baconguis, ad production King Jr. Holiday, I was unsure as still disappointed that this was fetuses. If the fetus is a threat to Meghan Lulf, news editor director to whether or not I wanted to go. how Concordia chose to celebrate "the preservation of the life or Paula Fannemel, features editor Julie Kearns, ad designer Thoughts of last years speaker for such as important figure in our Josh Buchholz, sports editor health of the mother" she can have Anna Lisa Ekola, circulation director the King Holiday had left negative history. Shana Heinricy, arts & entertainment an abortion anytime, even in the memories. Yet, I figuredthi s was a editor Cathy McMullen, faculty advisor last trimester. To the Supreme Corleen Smith new year, a new speaker, and iftost Holly L. Anderson, photo editor Paul J. Dovret publisher Court, health is defined in broad junior Editorial & Letter Policies

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Life's like that Carmen luggage and an airplane, or from the interstate. not only to meet people, but to Why shouldn't the train be any excitement. Across the countryside, farms read, contemplate and doze as different? Ramson We heard the were scattered upon hills and well. 1 realize it takes imagination train; the along narrow routes. Some old More people seem to be and an open mind to able to apprehensive barns of weathered wood sagged. realizing these advantages of die appreciate the railroad system. excitement Other barns, some with red paint train, since travel on Amtrak has Spoon-fed entertainment it is not Continual mounted. The and green shingles, stood tall upon risen for nine years, according to Maybe that's why, in this modern Examination buzz of bases of boulders. The land was the National Association of society of flashy entertainment, conversation divided into squares of color: Railroad Passengers (NARP). some people aren't able to green, black, gold, brown, appreciate Amtrak. y choice, I traveled by increased; Other strengths of Amtrak cited by appearing like a patchwork quilt The view, the company, the train - and I wasn't porters repeated, "Stay back, stay NARP include its energy thrown carelessly upon a lumpy room and comfort: these are disappointed. Rather, my back, away from the tracks, effeciency, which has, and B please." I found myself inching bed. Since I sat in the second continues to, improve. reasons why I will travel again by adventure aboard Amtrak made story of Amtrak's massive train, train, and why it will never bone me recognize its value as a closer to the tracks. Then the train Amtrak is safer than cars. "On my view seemed limitless. me. transportational resource. filled the darkness, filled every a per-mile basis, motorists are I appreciated the freedon riding When I visited my roomate in comer of my view, looming two eight times more likely to be the rails provided, for I could walk Ohio during the second week of stories and wider and longer than I killed than Amtrak passengers," from car to car, to the restroom or Christmas vacation, I took the could see, larger than the NARP said. to the lounge, where four guys train for the first time, an eagerly darkness. ***** picked and played their guitars. awaited trip. Approaching the When I climbed aboard, I My trip wasn't perect I even depot at 5:35 a.m., I trembled as entered a miniscule universe of What a variety of people! the tracks beside me shook with muffled quiet and dimness. Tiny Monks with brown beards and the oncoming locomotive which lights, as in a movie theatre, robes, among other such colorful shot through the darkness, guided me past sleeping bodies. people, provided entertainment suddenly immense, monstrously As my eyes adjusted, all seemed more "real" than anything I had I realize that it takes blinding, powerful. The lightning dimly dark blue, like dusk. The viewed on TV the first week of of its headlights passed; the chairs, more like recliners than vacation. I met Tom, a home imagination and an open thunder of its mass shook with a airplane seats, offered a pillow attendent for the handicapped and storm that vibrated the earth. This and footrest elderly, from Montana. We talked train didn't chug; it flew. I would And then we began to move. about books and camping and mind to be able to soon be upon a powerful beast, The gentle rocking calmed me, as worked on a crossword puzzle heading east to Chicago, then to a parent rocks a baby to sleep: together. appreciate the railroad Toledo. side to side, swaying gentle While some may consider such As the Empire B uilder, rocking. The rolling, rolling fellow passengers detrimental to system Amtrak's northwest train, neared, forward chugging rumbled train travel, I thought they its lights pierced the darkness. I onward, faster, faster. improved the experience. This stood on the wooden platform ***** trip offered a unique chance to As the train sliced through the meet people I don't normally For those under rocks

Mama be inhibited by rock number one. for Hillary is usually based on the The very same values and Gingrich. Of Rock number one is the mere fact that she speaks. I am characteristics that can make a Eric course, if the mysterious rock that makes still amazed by how many people man a "leader** make a woman a rock under Hillary a word that starts with continue to whine about the fact "bitch/' I finnly believe that the Wolff which you **B" and rhymes with *Vitch," that she was never elected. Since nation will get used to Newt live is even and yet somehow makes Newt a when is freedom of expression a Gingrich which may only make it bigger than word that starts with MLM and right granted only by elections. more difficult for us to ever get Circular rock number rhymes with "feeder," If you Any female hoping to fuifill used to someone like Hillary, Contemplation two, you're doubt the powers of rock number the demands of rock number three Some may believe this is a move not sure who one, I offer a simple question: will have to first come out from in the right direction. I see it as a Newt what name would be given to a under rock number two and retreat to living life under the t has recently occurred to me Gingrich is, female version of Newt Gingrich? confront a society still living wrong rocks. that a significant portion of or Connie Chung, and possibly Although "hideous" springs to under rock number one. Newt's society lives under a rock, I even Hillary Clinton, and I am mind, I have little doubt that it feelings toward Hillary are I incredibly surprised you are even would be the same word Newt emblematic of an entire nation's will refer to this rock a$ n>ck number one. Likewise, while a reading this column. This leads and many other Americans views toward women aspiring to significant number of Concordia me to rock number three- associate with Hillary. influence the affairs of the worldL students live under this same Rock number three is located I observe the power of rock rock, many also live under a on Concordia's campus, north of number one every time I hear different rock (rock number two), the bell tower, south of Old Main, people talk about Hillary, every and there exists a rock under east-southeast of Knutson, west- time I see tributes to Jacqueline which every student is supposed northwest of Lorentzsen, and Kennedy Onassis, and every time to live (rock number three). hundreds of students pass it every I keep the television oq a few If you have been living under day. This rock mentions minutes past Nightline. America, We are still rock number two, then it will be something about influencing the despite ideals to which we give news to you that new Speaker of affairs of the world* Fulfilling the Up service, still wants a first lady the House Newt .Gingrich's (R- demands of rock number three is with elegance (silence) and grace uncomfortable GA) mother told the nation (while difficult if you are living under (ignorance). Our hypocrisy intending to whisper to Connie rock number two. reaches beyond the White House Chung) that Newt thinks that First As a general rule of thumb, it to female leaders in the when females find Lady Hillary Clinton is a word is hard to influence the unknown. classroom, professors and that starts with UB" and rhymes However, among those who have students. We are still their voices. with "witch." Newt doesn't deny freed themselves from rock uncomfortable when females find making such remarks and feels number two, many will be ready their voice. If I express contempt thai Connie took advantage of and willing to pursue the goals of for Newt, I am supposed to base it rock number three, but they will on what he U saying. Contempt Page 10, January 20,1995 the CONCORDIANDIAN 1 Concordia needs to adapt to multiculturism

Darrell Ehrlick May Seminars, many of which people. When ideas and heritages message like this: Christ was explore and promote are shared, not only does Christ, but we are Christians. Guest Columnist multiculturalism. understanding occur, but usually a Christianity, in doctrine, is question is haunting the I would venture to say that greater appreciation for our inclusive - that means inclusive of The Latin word Concordia community, many Cobbers have participated personal heritage as well. all peoples and cultures. "Concordia" A and in this young year we in these programs while still Yes, we are a college funded by The Latin word "Concordia" are searching for an answer (and maintaining their beliefs and the ELCA. Big deal. We have a means agreement, unity and means no, it's not 'tastes great' vs. 'less affiliation to the church, thus close affiliation with a religious harmony in the context of human agreement, unity filling'). Whether or not everyone showing that it is possible to denomination, but that does not relations. What better place could is aware, it is not an issue like understand and promote have to mean that we are an there be to promote cultural and harmony in intervisitation or alcohol with multiculturalism and still maintain exclusive club of Lutherans (I harmony and understanding? It the context of which the administration and a Christian identity. Which leads know - I'm a Methodist). means a sort of harmony of the human relations. faculty are grappling. The issue is me to ask why we are making Please don't misunderstand heart and mind. Somewhere along whether or not Concordia can such a big fuss out of all this, as if me, my name is not the Reverend the line we have forgotten what maintain a close affiliation with these two issues were at war with Darrell Ehrlick, but I cannot see our name means. the church while still promoting each other? the issue here. I would like to Concordia seems to fear that if multiculturalism. It is certainly true that suggest that the Christian God of we allow different cultural beliefs There is a prevailing belief that Concordia was founded by Minnesota Lutherans is the same to be represented it will somehow and Gentiles alike. Now, if I may these are opposites between which Scandinavian Lutherans who God of Southern Baptists and the negate the church's role or identity draw another assumption, I think Concordia must choose. wanted to educate their children, Russian Orthodox. at Concordia. that Jesus not only appreciated, This issue has received much but that was the 1890s. This is the If we must have any church Maybe the problem lies not in but promoted multiculturalism. attention from faculty and 1990s; the world has become a identity, it should be an our status and affiliation with the I hope that the Concordia students. We have had much smaller place. We can't ecumenical Christian identity. church, but maybe in its definition community will re-examine its symposiums, lectures and shrug off our cultural and Maybe we should forget that we of what the role of a Christian stance on multiculturalism and programs offered to us which deal historical past, nor is that what I are Lutherans or Methodists or should be. Is it acceptance and religious identity. This is not to with these issues; some as recently am advocating .The historical past, Baptists and remember that we are understanding, or is it an exclusive say that we should cast off the as last week's speech on racism by however, should be something all part of the same church: club? church's vitality, but college is a Nathan Rutstein. that enriches the college, not Christ's. If this college professes We know that while Jesus was time of learning, exploring and Concordia prides itself on something that hinders those a Christian belief, then we should living he was a traveler who understanding. The real issue we offering many different foreign people who are unlike the heed these words - "one Lord, one wandered from place to place should examine is what the languages and cultural studies. majority from coming here. faith." (Ephesians 4:5) spreading the gospel. Jesus purpose of Concordia is, and how We also own the Language Concordia has a rich heritage that If we keep this identity, we preached to people in high places being a Christian relates to that Villages, not to mention the strong should be exchanged with other must be careful to not send a and those in low places: both Jews foreign exchange program and purpose. Super Bowl reflections: this one is different

next to last in even belong in the Super Bowl, incredible Steve Young off the we don' t have to watch the the NFL, will but I disagree. If this team is so field and get a few breaks over the Buffalo Bills get stomped by the Jon go out on the bad, how did they defeat a very course of the game, they have a Dallas Cowboys again. Like field in front good Miami Dolphins team and good chance at winning. everyone else, I hope that this Brislin of millions then go into the backyard of the Now, I know I am going to year's Super Bowl resembles the against the Pittsburgh Steelers and leave all catch a lot of flack for this, but Giants-Bills matchup of a few 9 high, mighty the fans wondering what had gone someone has to cheer for the years ago, not the San Francisco- Where the and wrong? underdog. I truly believe that the Denver game a while back. i "unbeatable" But how can this team of no game might not be the blowout I will depart by making my Pendulum San Francisco names compete against the power everyone foresees. prediction for next year's Super Rests 22 49ers. This is packed 49ers? Against athletes One of the few benefits of Bowl winner the New England the proverbial e have come to the like Jerry Rice, Steve Young and having such an unbalanced Patriots. You heard it here first. David and Goliath matchup. time in late January John Taylor, they can only hope to matchup in the big game is the Have a happy Super Bowl Sunday that represents a Across the nation and the continue their playoff streak of lack of pre-game hype that usually and don't eat too many Doritos at W world, people of all ages will upsetting their opponents. Let's your party. turning point in the year: the accompanies the two weeks prior Super Bowl. This magical, and I gather around big screens with face it - this is a Cinderella team to kickoff. Maybe no one thinks it mean magical, Sunday is but a few chips, dips and pop in hopes of with nothing to keep them from is worth the time to talk about; days away. Could the seeing a great contest decided in the top but themselves. I contend which, I am sure you will agree, is circumstances be any better? Tbe the last few seconds. Will we get that if they play their game, don't a welcome change. Oh, I almost lowly San Diego Chargers, picked that? Some say San Diego doesn't make mistakes, keep the forgot, there is one more benefit:

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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRIVE DRUNK. the January 20,1995 CONCORDIAN FEATURES 11 The buildings of Concordia College were named after someone... but who were they? Stephanie Carlblom same in 1910 during an epidemic of the spiritual dimension of a of scarlet fever. Concordia education. In 1937 he Staff Writer Mother Fjelstad retired in the wrote, "Concordia aspires to send spring of 1930 after 33 years as out saved and sanctified men and o see the strong Norwegian the Concordia College matron. women to serve the Holy Lutheran heritage of The "Hymn to Concordia" was Christian Church, the Communion T Concordia College, one dedicated to Helga Fjelstad at the of Saints and to reflect Christ in must only take a walk Fortieth Anniversary all relations with their around the campus. Scattered Homecoming celebration the fcllowmen." throughout are the namesakes of following year. It was in his nature to extend some people who left their mark The cornerstone of Fjelstad his concern beyond the campus on the college and its Hall was laid Oct. 31, 1937. Miss borders. When former students development. Many of the Fjelstad was present for the went overseas in World War II, buildings are named for people ceremony, but passed away before Ylvisaker corresponded with who, in one way or another, were the building was completed in them. associated with the college-some March of the following year. The students loved him, and were instructors, others were dedicated the 1941 Cobber Annual financial contributors. Another famous name around to him. He told them in a But who were these people? Concordia is that of Dr. Carl B. Concordian interview, What did they contribute to the Ylvisaker. Ylvisaker was a "Thousands of young men and college? This is a brief look into professor in the Religion women throughout the world the lives of some of Concordia's department from 1925-1945. He would give everything for your memorable figures: Helga also served as a counselor, tennis chance. Be thankful, and make the Fjelstad, Frida R. Nilsen, Nels coach, and college most of your college years." Mugaas, and Carl B. Ylvisaker. recruiter/fundraiser. Ylvisaker died unexpectedly in Dr. Carroll Engelhardt, author 1945 after a bout of pneumonia. In the summer of 1895, Helga of the Concordia history, "On He was only 49 years old. The Fjelstad was hired as the director Firm Foundation Grounded," said library, named in his honor, was of the kitchen staff, including the that Ylvisaker was credited for completed in 1955. cooks, the girls who earned their keeping the college open during board by waiting tables, and the the Great Depression in the 1930s. Frida R. Nilsen came to boys who earned theirs by Along with other members of the Concordia in 1929 as an assistant scrubbing floors and washing college faculty, often he would professor of English. She was on dishes. Those were her official preach at surrounding leave from her position as the duties. It was Fjelstad's unofficial congregations. The college was principal of a girl's school in duties that earned her the extremely dependent upon the Honan, China. Originally, she was nickname of "Mother" Fjelstad. congregations for monetary only going to be here for one year, In "Cobber Chronicle," Erling support and students. but because of the violence in Rolfsrud described how Mother Ylvisaker was a dynamic China during the 1920s, she was photo by Holly L. Anderson Fjelstad often converted the preacher and had a "tremendous advised not to return. bakery to an "inner sanctuary" for following among the In an article for the Alumni Dr. Carl B. Ylvisaker students. Anyone in need of congregations in the territory. That News, Thomas Christenson wrote appointed the new president, he would be satisfying. She believed counseling or consoling was was an important contribution to that at the time she was in China, was bombarded with complaints strongly in a Christian education. welcome. The lovesick and the college in tough times," said there were gangs of bandits about the lights out at 10:30 policy Engelhardt wrote that the 1963 homesick alike would come to EngelhardL roaming the countryside. On clear for women. Also at that time, there Cobber was dedicated to Nilsen, Mother Fjelstad. A cup of hot Ylvisaker was born in moonlit nights, these gangs would was a curfew for women at 7:30 "who exemplified the Christian coffee and freshly baked cookies Robbinsdale, Minn, on Jan. 13, raid villages and settlements. p.m. on weeknights and 10:00 liberal arts because 'hers was a were always available in this 1896. He came from a reputable, Years later Nilsen remarked, "I am p.m. on weekends. Knutson responsible vocation, a spiritual sanctuary. pious family. Ylvisaker was also a still not able to think of a moonlit abolished the lights out policy and ministry.'" Mother Fjelstad was a giving very pious man. night as romantic." relaxed the curfew to 10:00 p.m. The north lounge of Fjelstad and compassionate woman, In 1938, Ylvisaker wrote a Nilsen had received an on weekdays and 11:00 p.m. on Hall was renamed the Frida Nilsen always willing to help students in series of articles for the amazing education. She earned a weekends for first-year women, Lounge in 1962 when she retired any way possible. At Concordian on problems modern bachelor's degree in English from and 11:00 p.m. and midnight for after 33 years at Concordia. Thanksgiving time, if students college students must face. The St. Olaf in Northfield, Minn., and upperclass women. were unable to return home for the articles centered upon dancing, later a degree in zoology as she All of this was much to the The name Nels Mugaas might holiday, Mother Fjelstad card-playing, and secret societies. was preparing for her mission dismay of Frida Nilsen, wrote not sound familiar to most occasionally prepared a He looked upon them as sinful, a work abroad. Besides her Engelhardt, who told Knutson Concordia students today, but to Thanksgiving feast for them. typical attitude for Norwegian undergraduate studies at SL Olaf, "that he knew nothing of female Cobbers during the 30s and 40s he Rolfsrud also wrote that when American Lutherans of his time. Nilsen studied at the University of physiology and that abolition of was a part of the woodwork, so to the Concordia Choir returned to Dancing, he wrote, spurred "early, Minnesota in Minneapolis, the curfew would ruin the health speak. He had a sprite-like quality campus from their first tour of unnatural, and abnormal Columbia University in New York of Cobber coeds." in his short stature and twinkling central North Dakota in 1923, stimulation of the sex instinct." City, Oxford University in Nilsen was an inspiration to eyes and mischievous grin that Mother Fjelstad had a grand meal It was this very conservative England, and in Peking, China. teachers, students and writers. made people love him. waiting for them. Even homeless attitude that prevailed throughout Nilsen was multi-lingual, Nilsen provided some needy Born in Voss, Norway in 1872, people were given a meal-but not Concordia, and one of the reasons speaking languages such as students with scholarships in Mugaas emigrated to the United without first receiving a lecture on the surrounding congregations Chinese, which she learned while memory of her parents. In States when he was about 20 years the proper Christian life. saw fit to contribute money to the living in Honan. addition, she tutored English to old. He settled in Twin Valley, During an outbreak of typhoid college. Moreover, Nilsen was an foreign students. Minn., where he was the general in 1899, Mother Fjelstad took As a promoter, Ylvisaker accomplished author of several She was also remembered for manager of an orphanage. charge and brought them meals believed Concordia to be a articles and short stories. She was the dinner parties she would host Upon coming to Concordia, and kept them company during "College of Destiny." He wrote the author of a number of books in her apartment. And when Mugaas was employed as a their convalescence. She did the numerous pamphlets on the nature including "Eyes of students would graduate, she butcher, custodian, and watchman Understanding," the biography of would follow their careers with during his years here. He lived in Concordia student Viola Eid; letters of encouragement and a room in the boys dormitory. His "Letters of Longing," a collection praise. room became a refuge for some of and translation of letters between Frida Nilsen worked at the students. If ever any of the her parents before their marriage; Concordia for a time in the 30s, residents needed advice, Mugaas Be thankful, and make the and "Growing up in the 40s, and 50s, when many would be sure to lend his. Parsonage," a collection of her believed that a college education For many years, Mugaas most of your college years. childhood memories. was wasted on women. Nilsen's served as Concordia's unofficial From 1930-1939 Nilsen served life is certainly a testament to the loan officer. Mugaas loaned as the Dean of Women. She was contrary. She was a very important hundreds of dollars to any guy Dr. Carl B. Ylvisaker known for her strict enforcement influence on the school, both who needed cash for anything of the rules and a strong believer academically and spiritually. from a date to a tuition payment. in the policies for women. Nilsen had a very strong faith Very little of the money was ever Engelhardt wrote that in 1951 in God, believing that nothing when Dr. Joseph Knutson was accomplished outside of faith Please see page 13 Page 12, January 20,1995 the CONCORDIAN

R.A.s: Can't live with them — can't live without them

Being a residence assistant is more than meets the eye Ashbach considers herself as a Anne Robinson go-between for the school and the Staff Writer students. During R.A. training, she learned how to pick out oncordia students know problem situations and the who their residential available resources. Some of the C assistant is. What they issues staff are trained to deal with may not know is why they have an are suicide, eating disorders and R.A. depression, she said. "We want to help students take "If a student comes to us advantage of the different kinds of (staff) and we are unable to help learning, the sorts of things you we can at least refer them to can take with you in the real someone else who can help," world," said Diane Wolter, hall Ashbach said. director of Bogstad R.A.s are also responsible for Manor/Bogstad East. making sure students understand Residence hall staff serve two college residence hall policies. main purposes: to foster a sense of "I am part of a communication community and to carry out link between students and hall administrative duties, Wolter said. directors and college policies that The residence hall staff are affect them," said Rachael Post, a responsible for making living on R.A. in Brown Hall. campus an educational To foster a sense of experience. Residence hall life is community, R.A.s are required to meant to teach life skills such as do social and educational learning how to fit in and how to programming. deal with people, Wokers said. Earlier this fall Ashbach Arlene Ashbach, a sophomore planned a hayride and bonfire for submitted photo majoring in Political Science and the women on her floor and their Alexa Dolan and Rachael Post at R.A. training minoring in International dates. For the Christmas season they each had secret Santas and Relations, is a residential assistant have to stay here (on campus) and "The common perception is members. later on this spring a date rape in Park Region. Because mostly don't want to bond, so R.A.s are at R.A.s are always disciplinarians, "You really get to know your prevention session, she said. first year students live in Park a disadvantage," he said. nothing more than cops," Schmidt floor well. You bond and get to "I like knowing my Region, a major aspect of her job "I think programming is said. "When I have asked for a know the staff because you work programming is successful when is being a support system, she essentially a good idea, but it is beer can people have said, 'Yes, together and have the same everyone has a good time," said. hard to carry out because people officer.'" problems," Ashbach said. "It is Ashbach said. "This is a transition between have busy lives," Post said. Ashbach said she is treated good experience dealing with Programming tends to be more high school and college for them. Residence hall staff are also differently by different people. people and problems that come difficult in Brown because the I am there (to supervise, guide) expected to be positive role Her friends treat her the same, her up." students are sophomores or older, but not like a parent," Ashbach models and enforce policy. floor treats her as a friend. People "I like responsibility, I always said Christoph Schmidt, hall said. "I spend a lot of time talking Discipline is one of Ashbach's who tend to break policy do not have. Being expected to come manager of Brown Hall. to the girls on my floor. It is not least favorite duties. invite her over as much as they through motivates me," Schmidt like R.A. to resident, but as one "There is a mix of people who "When it comes to writing would normally and do not tell her said. person talking to another. Tbey want to be independent and don't people up, it catches you off what they are doing. There are 63 R.A.s on campus. come to me as a friend," she said. like rules," Schmidt said. "They guard," Ashbach said. "It is one of "Other students, especially first They are paid a salary which goes those things where I get into the year students, hear you are the towards tuition. They also have situation and don't want to do it R.A. and say 'you have to watch the opportunity to work desk but have to." out around her or she will bust shifts. "The unexpected is the you,' " Ashbach said. "Busting Part of Wolter's job is selecting This is a transition between high toughest part of the job," Schmidt people does not give me a power R.A.s and hall managers. She said. trip." looks for the qualities of school and college for them. I am When he knocks on a door to Ashbach said upperclass wannness, approachability, self- take disciplinary action, often he students also see her as someone knowledge, self-confidence, there (to supervise, guide) but doesn't know how many people who is out to bust them. They tend flexibility and genuineness, she not like a parent. are in there or how drunk they are, to be people who have a reason for said. Schmidt said. a R.A. to bust them. Wolter said students who work "I don't get a power trip from "People don't look at it as your as residence hall staff learn a sense Arlene Ashbach enforcing policy but it is my job job. They look at it as if you of their own potential. Park Region Resident Assistant and I know I could lose my job if changed your ideas or became a 4They tend to be surprised at I don't," Schmidt said. new person—The R.A," Post said. how much they can do," Wolter Because R.A.s do have to For Ashbach, the best part of said. enforce policy, they can be being an R.A. is getting to know alienated by their peers. her floor and the other staff

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Stephanie Carlblom plant was named in his honor. "Four short years-and in them some souls must be helped to be From page 11 There are many more people stabilized, some to grow, some to payed back. Mugaas ensured lhat who dedicated their work and be bom for the first time. Yes, in a number of students were able to lives to Concordia College. They Jesus1 name it must be done; afford to continue their education have all made it the institution it is without his name the work cannot TOMACELLFS at Concordia. Thomas Christenson today, rich in tradition and even be begun. It must come wrote that he was especially "dedicated to the Christian life." through regular instructions, partial to anyone who came from through definite religious classes, The feelings of Mother i 1 Twin Valley orphanage, and he Fjelstad, Dr. Carl B. Ylvisaker, through extra-curricular activities, would take him under his wing. Nels Mugaas, and most likely through social contacts, through Large Extra Pepperoni One of Mugaas1 prized many more that have come and campus conversation-it [the holy possessions was his Ford V-8. He gone over the years, can probably spirit] must drip constantly so the and Extra Cheese Pizza owned one of the few "horseless be summed up in what Frida atmosphere is charged with Great carriages" during the 1930s on Nilsen wrote in 1937: Light" for campus, and he never failed to lend his services. However, the borrower would have to drive, and $7.29 Mugaas would ride along. expires 2I3W5 Stanley Grunsten ('40) I I remembered Mugaas well. "I can remember vividly the times I JCPenney helped Nels fumigate his room. Bed bugs had quite a honeymoon Check out our new in Nels* bed, and oh, how mad he Styling Salon would get!" Despite his occasional pasta and subs! unwanted visitors, Mugaas appeared to have thought himself Great Perm Sale! quite the ladies' man of the through January 28, 1995 campus. Engelhardt wrote that many times he was seen with a TOMACELLVS PIZZA young coed on each arm as he f walked through campus. Monday*Saturday 11 am-1 am • Sunday Noon-Midnight Evidently he did have an effect on Dine In • Carry Out • Delivery the spinsters of the community, for 20% off Perm nearly every Sunday was spent at Moorhead South Fargo 1 includes haircut ladies homes for dinner. 233-3333 298-3333 Mugaas had a great sense of humor, and no one was exempt from his joking-even the administration received its fair share of tricks (and criticism) from him. Restaurant Management The students dedicated the Call for more details! 1947 Cobber to Mugaas out of love and appreciation. Grunsten said, "No one will ever know the JCPenney Styling Salon JCPenney Styling Salon Can You Manage love and concern Nels had for his West Acres Shopping Center 2502 University Dr. South boys." 282-9750 Fargo 237-6311 This? Mugaas retired in 1947. Upon HOURS: Mon.-Thurs. 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. completion in 1989, the physical Mon.-Sat 8:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Fri. 8:30 a.m.-6 p.m. Sun. 12 p.m.-6 p.m. Sat. 8:30 a.m.-5 p.m.

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Luke Pedersen Concordia out-rebounded the Olcs 59-27 (32-12 on the offensive Sports Writer glass). Becca Wold led the team in scoring with 15 points, while Ann hen it comes to the Mehrkens had 13 pointy and 11 Lady Cobbers boards. Leah Sonstelie added 11 W points and ten boards respectively. basketball team, the "Our team as a whole played more things change the more they really well," said Mindy Schirm. remain the same. Concordia keeps "We were patient offensively and on winning despite its continued let everything fall into place. effort to find the right line-up Defensively, our press was just too combinations to help reach their much for them tonight." full potential. Things have started St. Mary's came to town to come together in recent games Monday, and the Lady Cobbers as the Cobs have won six of their proved to be rather rude hosts as last eight games. they destroyed the Cardinals 95- After destroying a sorely 48. The Cobs were on fire in the overmatched St. Olaf squad on first half, hitting on 63 percent of Wednesday night, Concordia their shots, and led 43-23 at the improved its record to 10-4 (7-2 in half. the MIAC). The Cobs are in third place behind St. Benedict and The Cobbers continued their pressure defense in the second Gustavus. The team travels to photo by Holly L. Anderson half, and maintained a hot touch Bethel tomorrow, before hosting Mindy Schirm (right) and Becca Wold celebrate a Lady Cobber score against St. Olaf. SL Thomas on Wednesday. from the field, finishing the game shooting 57 percent from the floor. Concordia opened the game pressure caused them problems comfortable 40-22 halftime lead rebounded Macalester 53-39. slowly, scoring only six points in The Cobs were led by Mehrkens and Holly Zollar with 16 and 12 [38 turnovers], and we were able and cruised in the second half. "We expected a close ball the first 4:00. The Lady Cobbers points each. Jodi Tulibaski and to get some easy baskets. We The Lady Cobbers had solid game, but our pressure defense thereafter outscored the Oles 49- really played well." performances from their post and our post players took over," 12 to take a 55-16 halftime lead. Wold scored 11 and ten points respectively. Last Saturday the team traveled players as Mehrkens and Tulibaski said Kohler. "We've been The Cobbers held St. Olaf to 20 to Macalester, where they took dominated inside. Mehrkens had rebounding a lot better in recent v percent shooting in the first half, "Coming in we felt SL Mary's care of the Scots 82-61. Concordia 22 points and pulled in nine games, and...doing a much better and 29 percent for the game. was a much better team than their opened a double-digit lead early, rebounds. Tulibaski scored 16 and job of taking care of the ball." The Cobs continued to record indicated, and we didn't and maintained it throughout the grabbed 11 boards for the game. dominate in the second stanza and really know what to expect," said game. The Cobbers took a The Cobbers, as a team, out- coasted to an easy 94-37 victory. Head Coach Bob Kohler. "Our Cobbers run win streak to four games Luke Pedersen performance from its post players, Nelson and Brad Keenan Sports Writer dominated play inside scoring 17 and 11 points apiece in the first Everything is coming together half. for the Running Cobbers this Concordia outscored the Cards season; even injuries to a number 22-8 to open the second stanza, of players hasn't slowed them and continued to dominate the down. The team went 3-0 on their game on both ends of the court. recent road trip to keep them in Nick Guida put the Cobs at the second place in the MIAC behind century mark with his finger-roll undefeated SL Thomas. lay-up with 0:35 remaining. Todd With Wednesday's win over SL Tedrow's 3-point play in the last Olaf, Concordia's record stands at 0:03 capped the 103-58 Cobber 10-3 (7-2 in the MIAC). The victory. Cobbers have reeled off victories in seven of their last eight games Keenan led the Cobs with 27 and will host Bethel in a 3:00 p.m. points and ten rebounds, while matchup tomorrow. Nelson finished with 19 points and eight boards. Northrop was "We aren't at full strength, so also in double figures, scoring ten we need to have other players step points in the winning cause. up and the team's really Concordia shot 67 percent form responded," said head coach the floor,hittin g 40 of 60 attempts. Duane Siverson. "We're really In the meantime, the Cobs' banged up right now (Kurt defense held the Cardinals to 35 Motschenbacher/ shoulder; Jessie percent for the game. Williams/ foot; Matt Northrop/ both hip flexers; and Brett Inniger/ Last Saturday, the Cobs faced a hamstring).** Macalester team that was winlcss in the conference, and they stayed Motschenbacher injured his that way as Concordia walloped shoulder (separated) last week the Scots 111-79. The Cobs look against Augsburg and hasn't an early lead and held a 53-26 played since. Williams, Northrop advantage at the half. The team and Inniger have been able to play continued to shoot well from the despite not being at full strength. photo by Holly erson field, hitting on 61 percent of their Concordia finished their three- Kenny Nelson (54) and Tony Weick work on post moves during a recent practice- The attempts. game road trip with a solid win Running Cobbers will host Bethel at 3:00 p.m. tomorrow. against SL Olaf. In the first half Concordia got big games from neither team was able to take a Inniger and Keenan. Inniger shot comfortable lead until the Cobbers Inniger ' iced the game for The Cobs hit eight 3-pointers in to a 5-0 lead to open the game, but well from the outside, scoring 29 went on a 9-1 run to close the first Concordia, connecting on five of the game to loosen up the Oles1 then Concordia scored 12 points, while Keenan pumped in half. The Cobs added to their 41- six free throws in the closing zone, which enabled Concordia to unanswered points to take the lead 24 points and 13 rebounds. Nelson 33 halftime lead early in the minute for the 80-69 win. Innigcr get the ball inside more in the forgoofdat 12-5. added another 11 points as the Cobs opened a three game road second stanza and maintained a paced the Cobbers with 22 points, second half. The Cobs went on an 11 point swing, which ended at St. Olaf. double-digit advantage throughout while Kenny Nelson pumped in Monday, the Cobbers traveled run midway through the half to the remainder of the contest. 17. Williams added 11 points to to St. Mary's for a showdown with take a 31-17 lead. Concordia led round out the double-digit scorers. the Cardinals. St. Mary's jumped 51-35 at the half, and got a strong •rt the CONCORDIAN January 20,1995, Page 15 Cobs drop two games to Augsburg Skaters look to rebound with home series versus St. Johns Josh Buchholz Sports Editor oing into last weekend's series with Augsburg, the G Concordia hockey team was looking to recapture the momentum they had going into the semester break, when they swept two straight conference scries and jumped out to a 4-0 conference mark. The Auggies had different thoughts, and swept the Cobbers in a weekend series, winning 7-2 on Friday night and 7-4 on Saturday afternoon. It Eric Christensen Shannon Lindsay Greg Salvevold marked the second weekend in a Chad Zimmerman row Concordia had been swept. The Cobbers had spotted the the game. a scoreless second period for the game...and we didn't get many focused. It should carry over into Auggies a 4-0 lead by five The second game of the series Cobbers pushed the Augsburg bounces. I think we hit four or the games this weekend. We minutes into the second period on started well for the Cobbers, as margin to 7-3. The score five posts," he added. know we have to play better than Friday's game and were never Kosobud tallied his first goal of remained that way until The Cobbers are going to have last weekend to beat St. John's," able to overcome the deficit. the season just 30 seconds into the Christensen scored late in the third to find their defensive game this Zimmerman stated. Augsburg's Chad Vukich got the game. Lindsay and Salvevold to make the score 7-4. Brekke and weekend, when a tough St. John's Zimmerman sees this series as Auggie's going in the first with assisted on the play as the Cobs Matt Fabian assisted on team visits Moorhead for a two one of the biggest series of the two goals, at 9:20 and 16:24 of the jumped out to an early 1-0 lead. Christensen's goal. game series. The Johnnies have season. "Now is the time when period. Two more goals early in Augsburg's Mike LeDuc Augsburg outshot Concordia many returning players from last we really have to come together the second period, just 11 seconds answered for the home team at 40-28 for the game. Zinger made year's team that advanced to the and focus on what we have to do. apart, put the Auggies up for good. 5:19 of the first to tie the game, 33 saves for the Cobbers. conference playoffs, and should We have to play up to our Cobber forward Greg Salvevold and the Auggies took the lead at 2- The sweep dropped the Cobs to be a tough challenge for potential," he said. "We [St. finally got the Cobbers on the 1 two minutes later. Lindsay tied 5-8 on the season and 4-2 in the Concordia. John's and Concordia] are both in board late in the second period, the game at 9:01 with an MIAC, while Augsburg improved "[St. John's] plays really well the same boat. After this weekend scoring a shorthanded goal at the unassisted goal, his tenth of the to 8-4-1 and 5-2-1 in ^thc defensively, and they are a well we only have ten more conference 16:18 mark to make the score 4-1 season. After a third Augsburg conference. disciplined team. We need to play games left This series is going to going into the second goal, Josh Brekke once again tied Defenseman Chad Zimmerman good hockey all weekend to beat be crucial for our playoff chances. intermission. the game on a power play goal, acknowledged that the Cobbers them," said Zimmerman. "There They need to win and we do too, Augsburg responded in the with assists going to Eric didn't play well last weekend, and will be two real intense hockey so it should be quite a battle," third, scoring two more goals Christensen and Todd Hashbarger. continued a trend of playing poor teams. We should match up real Zimmerman added. before Shannon Lindsay scored The Auggies took the lead f

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