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Contact us: Box 2700, Corvallis, OR 97339 541.766.3675 | corvallisadvocate.com editor calendar @corvallisadvocate.com story ideas ads } The Corvallis Advocate is a free newsweekly with a very diverse staff that accepts materials from a number of sources, therefore it should be assumed that not all staff or even the majority of staff endorse all of our published materials. Corvallis Advocate | 3 By Padma McKaye Memorial Studio’s Death Greatly Exaggerated Caffeine Confirms Dance to Stay The Just Cut and Paste the URL Edition... and, What’s a Washington? umors of renovation and removal of After talking to the dean of the College Rthe Betty Lynd Thompson Studio of Public Health and Human Sciences, of Dance in the Historic Women’s Dr. Tammy Bray, however, we found Building at OSU reached the ears of that nothing will be changed with Advocate staff a few weeks ago, and respect to the studio. Bray said, ”I do not have any plan that I could share with with the fate of the historic building anyone. There is no story in this rumor. and studio at question we jumped to It is a beautiful room, indeed.” Well, By Dave DeLuca action. In a caffeine-induced frenzy, we that’s quite an encouraging answer to scoured the land for the facts. that question. Back to our coffee. Let’s Get By Sidney Reilly Metaphysical… Forest No Longer Suspect in Dog Assaults Metaphysical Culprit Remains at Large At the Mystical Magical May Faire recent spate of dog illnesses that • Bring water; make sure your dog is A seemed to be linked to their owners hydrated especially when it’s very orvallis is a town of technology taking them for walks in McDonald warm out and logic. From da Vinci Days C Forest has had pet owners on edge • Consult your vet if there are any to HP and OSU, we worship science. all week. Indeed if you have any But there’s another side to our fair physical restrictions your friend local friends who have both dogs and city, an alternative mindset. This side should heed embraces spirituality, energy work, Facebook accounts, a Venn diagram and a whole other dimension of that is just a circle, you’ve probably Scientists from both the Vet School and thought. Whether you reside in the yin seen some panicked calls to not take the College of Forestry came together to or the yang, Robert Jon and Michael your dog to the popular area. Now OSU inspect the recent cases of dog illnesses, Swindle invite you to join them for a researchers are weighing in and seem to which many suspected were stemming day of relaxation and cleansing at think you all need to take a chill pill, not from some sort of water contamination the Mystical Magical May Faire. to get overly technical with the science continue to be welcome there.” in the forest. After a thorough jargon. investigation, which included speaking As coordinators of the event, Jon Gordon is an expert in small animal and Swindle have booked psychics, with several of the owners, they found “After reviewing these cases, we could mediums, massage therapists, aura internal medicine, and recommends the no links between the areas where the cleansers, and tarot card readers find no evidence that suggests something following standard precautions when dogs were, what they were doing, their in McDonald Forest is posing a special to appear. Notable mystical arts will walking your best friend anywhere, symptoms, or any toxins found in their include transformational color energy risk to animals,” said Jana Gordon, an systems. readings from Leslie Romine and aura assistant professor in the OSU College particularly McDonald Forest: cleansing by Jan Duke. Local Reiki of Veterinary Medicine, in a recent press In other words, feel free to take your teacher Margot Vance-Borland will release. “In light of that, the forest will • Keep your pal on a leash dog to McDonald Forest, but prepare for be offering sessions and providing remain open for public use and pets will • Avoid encounters with wildlife conspiracy theories. information about mindfulness-based Hakomi psychotherapy. Information tables, apparel makers, and craft vendors will round out the eclectic By Nathan Hermanson group on hand. Jon and Swindle will hrowdown for un and oller erby also be displaying their wares. The T F R D two make wire-wrapped gemstone Bid, Bowl, and Beer to Support Derby Dames jewelry as LM Products, Jewelry, and Gems. oller derby is a sport without equal. But is all about fight and for the true roller derby fan, a collection RSmashing together physicality the Derby Dames have that in spades. of succulents displayed in some old Not quite enough to pique your matching any mainstream contact rental skates repurposed as planters. curiosity? Jody Gonzalez, reader of sport with the speed and On Saturday, May 16, the Sick Town pets, will be located just outside to finesse of skating sports, Derby Dames, along with In a college town like ours, mainstream meet your four-legged best friends. bouts can be a spectacle the Candy Stripers Jr. sports take the spotlight and roller Jon was raised in Corvallis, and has to behold. And while Derby and Willamette derby inevitably doesn’t get its fair always seen it as a magical city. Corvallis has a dedicated Roller Derby Officials, shake. For a fairly low price and a night However, he thinks the New Age team in the Sick Town will be putting on a Bid, of genuine fun, support can be given community is not always visible. Derby Dames, their Bowl, and Beer event to this growing sport and can help the Events like this fair could change that. spectacle may be sidelined at Highland Bowl. The Derby Dames get back on their skates. “It’s time to open doors and open without outsider help. event is for all ages and Bid, Bowl, and Beer is on Saturday, minds to new possibilities and new will feature three hours of ways of both living and thinking,” he Our local Sick Town Derby bowling, brews provided by 2 May 16 from 5 to 8 p.m. at Highland said. Dames operate through a non- Towns Ciderhouse and Mazama Bowl. Tickets are $12 if purchased profit league here in Corvallis and Brewing, and a silent auction whose online through Brown Paper Tickets The Mystical Magical May Faire will their roller rink, located just off of 99W, profits will go entirely to the renovation and $15 at the door. Ticket price be held at the Elks Club at 1400 has fallen on hard times. Roof repairs includes shoe rental and bowling access. NW 9th Street on Saturday, May 23 efforts. from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Admission is are needed and the year-round skating Children aged eight and younger are free. For more information, email that would make the team even more Items up for bid include a one-hour free. Find out more about the event [email protected]. competitive requires an expansion of consultation with a building contractor, and the Sick Town Derby Dames at the rink. a 2014 DB Razorback longboard, and www.sicktownderbydames.com. 4 | Corvallis Advocate By Johnny Beaver s the tate urns AThe Just Cut Sand Paste the T URL Edition... and, What’s a Washington?

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I Quit science. they made a liar Forty-one-year-old Tim Norgren Thanks to a fancy windmill erected at out of me!) that lets E.E. Wilson Wildlife Area just outside of When talking about trade talks that (possibly a Timothy, or a people report mass bee Corvallis, trout will be able to breathe were going on behind closed doors, Timothocles... we may never know) deaths so they can respond and much easier in the accompanying the COTUS (I’m running with this filled a barrel full of cement and investigate. It’s easy to use and the pond. At least until the hundreds of pseudo-dyslexia thing, deal with locked his arm to it up in Portland. anglers that flock there every year trick page totally fails to scale for people them into biting hooks that rip through it) was like, “Hey, folks, chill out. The goal? 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Corvallis Advocate | 5 By Nathan Hermanson Les Miserables – Buy This Ticket Defies Community Theater Expectations... Only Two Weekends Left orvallis has proved to be a hub (Aimee Valencia), Javert reunites people confidence to be brave enough Cof theatrical talent and the with his old love… I mean, his old and to trust me enough to make them Majestic’s latest production of Les prisoner, and Valjean takes custody look good.” Miserables stands as a testament to of Fantine’s daughter. It’s all that. interesting, well-sung, and incredibly Reynales was hesitant to take on the moving. play, despite it being a lifelong goal Victor Hugo’s story of revolution and of hers, but a moment orchestrated redemption has staying power. Just From there, the story explodes by vocal director Bonnie Kousoulakis over 150 years old, Les Mis has seen outwards and tackles the June proved to be her inspiration. adaptation after adaptation and even Rebellion in France, headed by love- “Bonnie put on a show, last year a reinvention into a musical in 1980. stricken Marius (Joshua Lounsbury) Photos by Scobel Wiggins Its popularity reached a fever pitch and fiery Enjolras (Brad Strickler). around this time, featuring her voice in 2012 with a Tom Hooper-directed By the end, audience members will students,” said Reynales. “The first film adaptation of the musical, and it have risen to their feet as the full cast half was full of selections from her remains a mainstay on theater stages takes the stage, joined by the choir voice students and the second half nationwide. tucked away above the audience, and was all Les Mis. Several people who belts out their song of revolution. made it into the show, I saw that Lucky for us, the team at the night. I got chills, I cried. All of them Majestic, the 60-plus member cast, The indisputable quality of the are looking at me like, ‘Are you going a full orchestra, and the even larger ensemble in its entirety allow this to direct this?’ After that night, I just production crew, have put together show to defy all preconceived notions thought we could.” an adaptation worthy of standing of the “community theater” label. alongside any of its siblings. When you are handling such a large Reynales, who has directed plays at group of people, there will usually the Majestic for over 20 years, called Les Miserables follows the story of be a few weak links hidden within Les Mis her “biggest, most difficult Jean Valjean (Joseph C. Battrick), the crowd. While arguments could production yet.” Needing nearly a convict who has served a 19-year be made about this particular cast, 200 people to make this play run sentence for stealing a loaf of bread. I’ll take the bold route and say that definitely makes it big, but it is even Upon his release at the hands of from end to end, this cast is stellar. more inspiring when you consider policeman Javert (Robert Allen), Battrick’s Valjean is just as conflicted that it is 200 Corvallisites doing it all. Valjean finds the world untrusting of and powerful as you would hope and a former convict. After being taken in “Our goal here is to keep it he has an excellent Javert to bounce by a bishop, he resorts to thievery to community theater,” said Reynales. off of in Allen. The two leaders of get his comeuppance on a world that “By definition, community theater the revolution, Marius and Enjolras, has tossed him aside. Karma reigns is the people within a community are portrayed brilliantly by Joshua supreme, though, as he is caught putting on a show. This is our Lounsbury and Brad Strickler and returned to the bishop, who then playhouse. And it’s all volunteer. respectively, and they steal the stage professionalism as the reason why. holds his fate in his hands. Even those who want to make a as soon as they enter the story. “I try to behave like a professional living doing this. They all will work In a life-changing moment, the bishop And damn, do they all sing well. theater [director],” said Reynales. here, because they know it’s an even lets him go. From then on, Valjean playing ground.” swears to make something of his life. Beyond that, the physical aspects, “I have this comportment, I have From there, the story picks up steam: lighting, stage design, and even the these rules, we have this respect for Les Miserables will continue its run Valjean becomes mayor of a town, costume design are all fantastic. It all each other. That’s my style. I have over the next two weekends, ending on tragic mother Fantine (Katie Smith) feels like something big, something a good reputation of taking care of May 24. Tickets are $20 for students, grows ill and resorts to prostitution important. And director Mary everybody and making sure it runs members, and seniors, and $25 for to provide for her daughter Cosette Jeanne Reynales names her need for like a machine which helps to give everyone else.

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ocal surrealist Cyrus Peery’s first your attention right away.” Lmemories include being taken to his mother’s painting class, where he said, Peery is as comfortable sculpting as he “Ladies would pick me up and put me is drawing or painting. “Give me steel, on their lap, and then I got to play with give me wood—give me anything—I their canvas.” An avid drawer, Peery will manipulate it. [Sculpture], for me, also “did theater forever.” is more of [a process of] getting rid of the tools which aren’t necessary. So, Nowadays, Peery draws his inspiration when I carve a piece of wood,I know from local musician Gabriel Surley how to carve it because I’ve broken and sometimes performs alongside his every tool that I could.” Peery now musical muse, painting and crafting forges his own wood-working chisels a work of art while the audience and attributes his metal-working skills looks on. Peery’s experience with to an internship at Teledyne Wah performative art made him a great Chang. “I learned all metals known to choice to kick off this year’s Window man—radioactive or not—I just know on Art process, during which he spent what sh*t’s made out of!” three days constructing a piece in the Footwise storefront downtown before Perennially upbeat and beaming with disassembling the piece to make room creative energy, Peery said, for him, for the next artist. Peery was on hand the creative process usually ends in “a to talk about his creative process with pleasant surprise.” passers-by. Corvallis Arts Center guy, [and] very versatile.” that reflected the Harrisburg assistant director Hester Coucke noted community, history, and cultural After having been arrested once “while Peery’s skill in designing theater The Arts Center had been seeking an flavor. Besides requiring that “the taking a risk on a piece of art,” Peery sets, and said that his Window on artist to produce “rural storefront” region’s history and flavor be reflected co-founded the Corvallis Graffiti Art creation was “a great sculptural pieces for downtown Harrisburg in the piece,” she said Peery has a “fair Collective, and raised funds for a local piece, made of very basic materials windows, and Peery was selected to amount of latitude.” Coucke said that graffiti wall. Peery fought to convince and painted very effectively.” Coucke ply his trade. Coucke offered Peery the Peery “understands very well that community stakeholders that, without described Peery as a “very intriguing commission to make an installation something you drive by needs to grab a sanctioned space for graffiti, “Young

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8 | Corvallis Advocate people were just going to [spray graffiti] somewhere else!” The popularity and regular use of the graffiti wall— situated on Western Avenue—supports Education that uses every tool Peery’s estimation that hundreds of community walls have been spared vandalism since its erection. Progressive and Proven Collin Daggett of Beekman’s Antiques We combine the latest techniques and technologies said the graffiti wall behind his with time proven methods; all in an environment business is a positive project. Daggett’s that meets each child’s individual needs local customers “love to look at the wall,” and he expects to make that We Become Family space available “for the foreseeable Even before school starts, our teachers meet future.” with students and parents in their homes; we also maintain enough staff to genuinely Asked to describe a recent inspiration, respond as needs arise. Peery recounted “a 70-pound piece of wood—I carved shark teeth into it. It looked like a shark to me. Then I set it Academically Rich on fire. I do tiki and totem pole stuff, Zion students exceed national standards in all and then I light them on fire.” subjects, we use standardized testing every fall; the ITBS/CogAT (Iowa Tests of Basic Skills), for grades 1-8. Asked if he’d sell artwork, Peery replied, “I’m so damn poor, I’m pulling out of trashcans. That’s the way it Pre-k – 8th Grade: works. Anyone who wants to buy my Convenient in town location Christian education that welcomes all stuff can buy my stuff.” But only before Peery sets it on fire. 2800 NW Tyler Ave I Corvallis, OR 97330 See Peery’s work at the Thursday, May (541) 753-7503 I zioncorvallis.com 21 Arts Walk at the Corvallis Advocate www.facebook.com/zionlscorvallis Loft, 425 SW Madison Avenue, upstairs over Einstein’s Bagels with an entrance just west of the bagel shop. The free Drop-by tours every Friday or by appointment any day exhibit is open from 4 to 8 p.m.

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The Sick Town Derby Dames (WRD’s Yoga for Recovery. Live Well Landscape. Moreland Auditorium, adult league) will take over Highland Bowl for Studio, 971 Spruce Ave. 12:30 – 1:45 p.m. 2015 Spring Musical: Les 1101 Main St., Philomath. 5 – 7 p.m. An James Warren’s Story Time a night of bowling, beer, and a silent auction. For recovery from substance abuse, eating Misérables. The Majestic Theatre, opening reception for artists Tom Allen, for Kids. Imagine Coffee, 5460 SW Bring the entire family to enjoy three hours disorders, codependency. By donation. For 115 SW 2nd St. 7:30 p.m. Cost: $25 ($20 Carolee Clark, and Sue Harrell. Their paintings Philomath Blvd. 10 a.m. Free. For info, visit of bowling and a silent auction; shoe rental is info, visit www.livewellstudio.com. for students, seniors, and members). Les will be on exhibit at the Benton County http://imaginecoffee.net. included in the ticket price. Proceeds will help Misérables is an epic and uplifting story Historical Museum through June 27. For info, the restoration of the historic rink on Highway 2015 Spring Musical: Les about the survival of the human spirit. call Mark Tolonen at 541-929-6230. Living Harmoniously with 99 and will allow the Sick Town Derby Dames, Misérables. The Majestic Theatre, The true modern classic is based on Victor Bats Worshop. Sage Gardens, 485 Candy Stripers Junior Derby, and the WRD 115 SW 2nd St. 2:30 p.m. Cost: $25 ($20 Hugo’s novel and features one of the most Benefit Auction: Art Is SW Country Club Dr., Corvallis 10 a.m. Cost: Officials to return to full-time skating. For a for students, seniors, and members). Les memorable scores of all time. For info, visit Wild. The Vue, 517 SW 2nd St. 5:30 $10 - $15 sliding scale. Learn about these sneak-peek at the items up for auction, visit Misérables is an epic and uplifting story www.majestic.org/2015-spring-musical-les- p.m. Cost: $25. An art auction fundraiser guardians of the garden. Each participant has http://willametterollerderby.schoolauction. about the survival of the human spirit. miserables. for Chintimini Wildlife Center. For info, visit a chance to win a bat house to take home. net/boutnovember2014/homepages/show. For The true modern classic is based on Victor blankartiswild2015.com. For info and to register, visit http://www. info, call Diana Paris at 541-961-5834. Hugo’s novel and features one of the most Tribal Style Bellydance. Odd corvallisenvironmentalcenter.org/eci/events/ memorable scores of all time. For info, visit Fellows Hall, 223 SW 2nd St. 7:30 – 8:30 p.m. George Mann Concert. workshops/. Dicemasters. MattCave, 425 SE www.majestic.org/2015-spring-musical-les- Cost: $10 per class for series; $12 for drop-ins. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship, Social Hall, Jackson St., Albany. 5 p.m. Every Saturday. miserables. Everyone is welcome. The class is open to all 2945 NW Circle Blvd. 7:30 p.m. Requested Vultures and Owls of North DiceMasters is an all-new, cross-brand ages and levels (teens dance for free). donation: $5 to $10. New York labor singer/ America. Chintimini Wildlife Center, 311 offering utilizing WizKids Games’ proprietary Blues Jam. Calapooia Brewing, 140 songwriter returns to Oregon with his new CD NW Lewisburg Ave. 10 a.m. – 2 p.m. Free. See Dice Building Game platform where players NW Hill St., Albany. 4 p.m. Every Sunday. Get Imagine Slightly Rebellious. “Portraits” and songs of the IWW. A tabling free-flying raptors. Gain a new understanding collect and assemble their “team” of out, get in, and get some on ya! For info, visit Coffee, 5460 SW Philomath Blvd. 7:30 – 9 and soapbox opportunity for local activist for how they affect the environments around character dice and battle in head-to-head http://calapooiabrewing.com/blog/live-music- p.m. Rock music. For info, visit http:// organizations. Bring handouts and petitions. them. Learn what steps you can take to game play. For info, visit www.ilovespidey. and-events. imaginecoffee.net. For info, contact [email protected]. protect habitats for these wild predators and com/heroclix.html. Relax and Recharge. Willamette Wild Hog in the Woods. 2015 Spring Musical: Les to encourage their survival in our area. For Wellness Center, 6735 SW Country Club Dr. 2015 Spring Musical: Les Calapooia Brewing, 140 NW Hill St., Albany. Misérables. The Majestic Theatre, info, contact 541-745-5324 or Heeschz64@ 5 – 6 p.m. Learn practical stress management 7:30 p.m. Kickin’ stringband music! For info, 115 SW 2nd St. 7:30 p.m. Cost: $25 ($20 gmail.com. Misérables. The Majestic Theatre, techniques for use in daily life to relax, visit http://calapooiabrewing.com/blog/live- 115 SW 2nd St. 7:30 p.m. Cost: $25 ($20 for students, seniors, and members). Les Create & Play. The Arts Center recharge, and remain centered within. music-and-events. Misérables is an epic and uplifting story for students, seniors, and members). Les For info, call 541-929-5555 or visit www. Gallery, 700 SW Madison Ave. 12:30 – 4 Misérables is an epic and uplifting story about the survival of the human spirit. p.m. Art activities for all ages. From 12:30 to fitnessover50.info/programming.html. Miss Massive Snowflake. The true modern classic is based on Victor about the survival of the human spirit. Bombs Away Café, 2527 NW Monroe 2:30 p.m., Jen Galvin will lead the making of Hugo’s novel and features one of the most The true modern classic is based on Victor Ave. 8:30 p.m. Cost: $1 to $5. Legendary trading cards using a variety of media. From Monday, May 18 memorable scores of all time. For info, visit Hugo’s novel and features one of the most songstress/musician brings classic folk rock 2:30 to 4:30 p.m., Lill Ahrens will show how memorable scores of all time. For info, visit Employment Workshop: www.majestic.org/2015-spring-musical-les- to make pop-up cards. Art materials supplied and bluesy jazz back to BAC with special miserables. www.majestic.org/2015-spring-musical-les- Interviews. Corvallis Public Library, friends. For info, visit www.bombsawaycafe. at no charge. For info, contact Cynthia@ theartscenter.net. miserables. 645 NW Monroe Ave. 1 – 2 p.m. Bobbi Becker, com. David Burroughs on Guitar. employment specialist from Goodwill Job Imagine Coffee, 5460 SW Philomath NaNoWriMo Book Release Pete Kosak. Imagine Coffee, 5460 SW Connection, is leading this workshop on Buckin’ Thursday Western Blvd. 7:30 – 9 p.m. For info, visit http:// Philomath Blvd. 7:30 – 9 p.m. Folk guitar and Party. Corvallis Public Library, 645 NW interviewing. For info, call Bobbi at 541-758- Night. Jack Okole’s Bar & Grill, 140 NW imaginecoffee.net. vocals. For info, visit http://imaginecoffee.net. 3rd St. 10 p.m. Cover: $2. For ages 21 and Monroe Ave. 2 – 3:30 p.m. A celebration 8111. of the second annual library published older. The premier Western night. For info, visit Flashback Friday. Jack Okole’s Bar NW Outlaws. Calapooia Brewing, Five Stones Sangha: Mindful www.facebook.com/jackokoles. & Grill, 140 NW 3rd St. 9 p.m. Country music anthology: National Novel Writing Month 140 NW Hill St., Albany. 8 p.m. Southern flashback with DJ Jess. For info, visit www. 2014: A Collection of Excerpts from Writers metal bluegrass. For info, visit http:// Meditation. Friends Meeting House, Friday, May 15 facebook.com/jackokoles. in Corvallis, Oregon. Join the newly published calapooiabrewing.com/blog/live-music-and- 3311 NW Polk Ave. 5:30 – 7 p.m. Five authors, learn more about NaNoWriMo, and Stones Sangha meets regularly every week events. Insight Meditation Group. Mayhem Fridays. Riley’s Billiards find out how you can get published in the to practice meditations and strengthen Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Corvallis, Bar & Grill, 124 SW Broadalbin St., Albany. anthology next year. For info, call Bonnie at Ship of Fools. Cloud & Kelly’s Public mindfulness. For info, call 541-760-9760 or 2945 NW Circle Blvd. 10:30 a.m. Free. A 9 p.m. Featuring DJ Clint. For info, call 541- 541-766-6965. House, 126 SW 1st St. 9 p.m. The Grateful visit www.fivestonessangha.org. small, friendly meditation group practicing in 926-2838 or visit www.facebook.com/pages/ Dead cover band sails into C&K’s harbor. Pu’uwai O Ke Kuawa Heart the Insight Meditation (Theravada Buddhist) Rileys-Billiards-Bar-Grill/420896604690340. The Wizard of Oz. The Whiteside For info, visit http://cloudandkellys.com/ tradition. Everyone is welcome. For info, Theatre, 361 SW Madison Ave. 3 p.m. Advance music_and_nightlife. of the Valley Hula. First Baptist contact [email protected]. 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For info, visit http:// Saturday: 10 a.m. – 2 p.m. Free; donations info or reservations, contact reservations@ gmail.com. locallygrown.org/home. accepted. Throughout the month expect whitesidetheatre.org with name, any special Corvallis Guitar Society arrangements, and the number in the group. Thursday, May 21 Corvallis Farmers’ Market. changes in the exhibits to showcase the Meeting. Gracewinds Music NW Jackson Ave. and NW 1st St. 9 a.m. – 1 large body of works of Jerry and George Choreography by Lessons Loft, 137 SW 3rd St. 7 – 9 p.m. Corvallis Arts Walk. The Arts p.m. Saturdays and Wednesdays. Runs Andrus. The last two Saturdays of May will Alexandra Schaefers. The Arts First Mondays. Free; donations accepted. Center, 700 SW Madison Ave. 4 – 8 p.m. Free. focus on George’s work which includes film through Nov. 25. Features fresh, locally Center, Corrine Woodman Gallery, 700 SW Established to promote classical guitar Third Thursdays. A monthly art crawl that making, photography, music composition, grown, locally produced dairy, meat, Madison Ave. 12 – 5 p.m. Tuesday through and related styles in the central Willamette and inventions. His film, Dancing Rainbows, tours Corvallis’ fine art galleries (as well as and farm goods. For info, visit http:// Saturday. Runs through May 23. Schaefers Valley area, the meetings are an won the PDX Film Fest in 2007. Look for non-gallery artistic events) and utilizes a locallygrown.org/home. celebrates the beauty of ordinary moments opportunity to meet fellow guitarists as surprises, possibly a visit from the man rotating group of fine dining businesses for Fun-with-the-Animals Work by combining poetry and visual art. For info, well as perform and listen to guitar music final destinations. The Arts Center is a great himself. For info, call 541-967-7122 or visit visit http://theartscenter.net. Party. Lighthouse Farm Sanctuary, 36831 www.armuseum.com/history-inspectors. in a supportive environment. May’s meeting place for a first art-viewing stop, utilizing The Majestic Reader’s will feature members of the Guitar Society their off-street parking. For info, visit http:// Richardson Gap Rd., Scio. Wednesdays: Something Old, Something 10 a.m. – 12 p.m.; Saturdays: 10 a.m. – 1 Theater. The Majestic Theatre, 115 SW Board performing duet, ensemble, and theartscenter.net or www.facebook.com/ p.m. Free. For all ages and abilities. Work Blue. Benton County Historical Museum, 2nd Ave. 3 – 5 p.m. and 7 – 9 p.m. Cost: $10 solo compositions. The society is open to CorvallisArtsWalk?fref=nf. parties provide the sanctuary’s abused, 1101 Main St., Philomath. Tuesday through ($8 for students and seniors). Last Sundays. all ages and abilities. For info, visit www. abandoned, or neglected farm animals Saturday: 10 a.m. – 4:30 p.m. Runs through The company will offer a production in the corvallisguitarsociety.org. Meet the Author: Molly Oct. 24. The exhibition showcases artifacts with clean water, bedding, and living “reader’s theater” style: trained actors, with First Alternative Gloss. Troubadour Music Center, 521 from the combined Horner Museum and Ukulele Cabaret. conditions. No RSVP required; just show scripts in hand, make the play come alive South Store, 1007 SE 3rd St. 7 – 9 p.m. First SW 2nd St. 7 p.m. Stop by for a reading and Benton County Historical Society artifact up wearing farm apparel and boots. For through vocal talent, facial expressions, Fridays. Free. This is an open mic and sing- signing of Gloss’ Falling from Horses. For info, info, contact 503-394-4486 or volunteer@ collections, with an emphasis on the color and minimal staging. Reader’s theater plays blue. Sub-themes include blue in nature, art, along for ukulele players of all ages and visit www.grassrootsbookstore.com. lighthousefarmsanctuary.org. are a fun, accessible way to experience skill levels. Songbooks and instruction are fashion, school colors, uniforms, decorative contemporary works by famous modern Rough Jazz. Calapooia Brewing, 140 Albany Historic Carousel arts, and more. The museum has also provided. Bring snacks to share. Hosted by playwrights that might not otherwise be NW Hill St., Albany. 7 p.m. For info, visit http:// borrowed something new: man-made blue Suz Doyle and Jeanne Holmes of the Wallop and Museum. 503 W 1st Ave. 10 performed here. For info or tickets, visit calapooiabrewing.com/blog/live-music-and- pigment from the Oregon State University Sisters. For info, call 541-753-8530. a.m. – 4 p.m. Monday through Saturday. https://majesticreaderstheater.wordpress. events. Department of Chemistry. In the lobby, view finished animals and com. Reiki Healing Circle. 8285 watch the painters work on a number of Whiteside Theatre Tour. Whiteside Theatre, NW Wynoochee Dr. 7:30 – 9:30 p.m. First Audubon Society of animals and other hand-crafted projects. In 361 SW Madison Ave. 12 – 1 p.m. First Corvallis Community Thursdays. Donation: $5 to $10. All students Corvallis General Meeting. the carving studio, see and touch over two Mondays. Cost: $5 (free for members). All Drum Circle. 101 NW 23rd St. and interested parties welcome. For info, Dennis Hall, First Presbyterian Church, dozen carvings in progress. For info, visit tours start promptly. Once a tour enters the 7 – 8 p.m. First Saturdays. All ages and call 541-754-3595. 114 SW 8th St. 7 – 8:30 p.m. For the final 2014-’15 ASC program, speaker Bridget Callahan will present “Celebrating the 50th Heroclix: Snips & Snails & & Kelly’s Public House, 126 SW 1st St. 9 p.m. welcome. No audition required. Director: Wednesday, May 20 Anniversary of the Wilderness Act – Successes A night of historic literature appreciation. James Moursund. Cost: $50 per term or $5 Puppy Dog Tails. Matt’s Cavalcade and New Opportunities.” For info, contact For info, visit http://cloudandkellys.com/ per week. For info, contact 541-740-6068 Amore Music Series. First United of Comics, 2075 NW Buchanan Ave. 5:30 – 8 [email protected]. p.m. Every Monday. For info, visit www. music_and_nightlife. or [email protected], or visit www. Methodist Church, 1165 NW Monroe Ave. ilovespidey.com/heroclix.html. corvalliscommunitychoir.us. 12:15 p.m. Donations appreciated. Organist 2015 Spring Musical: Les Craig Hanson performs music of Hans Leo Tuesday, May 19 The Majestic Theatre, Hoolyeh International Folk 2 Step Tuesdays. Riley’s Billiards Bar Hassler. For info, contact [email protected]. Misérables. & Grill, 124 SW Broadalbin St., Albany. 7 – 11 115 SW 2nd St. 7:30 p.m. Cost: $25 ($20 1180 SW 25th Ave., Albany. 7 Change Your Age: Ease Dance. p.m. Free. A night of down-home fun. For info, for students, seniors, and members). Les p.m. Every Monday. Cost: $4. For info, contact Those Aches and Pains. Mr. Bill’s Trivia Night. call 541-926-2838. Misérables is an epic and uplifting story 541-967-8017 or [email protected]. Yoga Center of Corvallis, 111 NW 2nd St. Murphy’s Restaurant & Lounge, 2740 SW 3rd St. 7 – 10 p.m. The fun begins with a tuxedo- about the survival of the human spirit. 12 – 12:45 p.m. Runs Tuesdays through Celtic Jam. Imagine Coffee, 5460 SW Prenatal Yoga. Live Well Studio, 971 June 9. Cost: $10 per class or $40 for clad Mr. Bill inviting everyone to form a team The true modern classic is based on Victor Spruce Ave. 7 – 8:15 p.m. Every Monday. Philomath Blvd. 7:30 – 9 p.m. Every Tuesday. and play trivia “Mr. Bill’s” style. For info, visit Hugo’s novel and features one of the most series. For people of all fitness levels whose Free. For info, visit http://imaginecoffee.net. Drop-in. Cost: $50 for 30-day intro offer. For activities are less enjoyable or possible due www.mrbillstrivia.com/index.html. memorable scores of all time. For info, visit info, visit www.livewellstudio.com. to discomfort, or who are concerned with Timba Tuesday. Impulse Bar & Cheap Night at the Darkside www.majestic.org/2015-spring-musical-les- posture or want to experience increased Grill, 1425 NW Monroe Ave. 7:30 p.m. No miserables. West African Dance Class. Cinema. Darkside Cinema, 215 SW 4th Odd Fellows Hall, 223 SW 2nd St. 7:15 – 8:15 flexibility, ease, and coordination as they cover. Join the Rumbanana Salsa Group every move through the day. For info, contact Marg Tuesday night after Rumbanana’s classes at St. Cost: $7 for all shows on Wednesday (and Free Range Open Mic. Cloud p.m. Mondays. Cost: $15 ($48 for four classes, every day before 6 p.m.). Bring a container for & Kelly’s Public House, 126 SW 1st St. 8 p.m. $10 for students). High-energy rhythms live Bartosek at 541-286-4678 or margbartosek@ Impulse Bar & Grill. A Cuban dance party held gmail.com. each week featuring the awesome music of discounted prices on popcorn. For info, visit A new, free-roving open mic night. For info, drumming. Some basic moves and dance http://darksidecinema.com/index.html. visit http://cloudandkellys.com/music_and_ sequences will be taught by Fode, one of Cuba. Those under 21 can be at Impulse until Teen Yoga. Live Well Studio, 971 Spruce 10 p.m. For info, visit www.rumbanana.org. nightlife. Guinea’s best dancers. All dance levels Ave. 4 p.m. All teens welcome, all levels. Free. 2015 Spring Musical: Les welcome. For info, call 541-754-0521. For info, visit www.livewellstudio.com. Trivia Night. Applebee’s, 1915 NE Misérables. The Majestic Theatre, Curtis Monette. Bombs Away Café, 2527 NW Monroe Ave. 8:30 p.m. For over Imagine Coffee, 5460 4 Acre St. 9 – 11 p.m. Every Tuesday. “What 115 SW 2nd St. 7:30 p.m. Cost: $25 ($20 Bryson Skaar. Corvallis Community Choir 10 years, this local guitar legend has been SW Philomath Blvd. 7:30 p.m. Every Monday. Do You Know?” trivia. Seven rounds with for students, seniors, and members). Les Free. For info, visit http://imaginecoffee.net. Rehearsals. Unitarian Universalist 10 questions per round. Different categories Misérables is an epic and uplifting story looping, singing, and shredding with friends Fellowship, 2945 NW Circle Blvd. 7 – 9 weekly. For info, visit www.facebook.com/ about the survival of the human spirit. from audiophilia at Bombs Away Cafe. For Dead Author Reading. Cloud p.m. Runs through June 9. Newcomers ApplebeesCorvallisOR. The true modern classic is based on Victor info, visit www.bombsawaycafe.com.

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12 | Corvallis Advocate Tuesday, May 19 Wednesday, May 20 Community Movie Night Les Miserables Monday, May 18 Darkside Cinema, 215 SW 4th St. Majestic Theatre, 115 SW 2nd St. Thursday, May 21 Bryson Skaar 7 p.m. Free 7:30 p.m. $25 ($20 for students, Curtis Monette Hitchcock returns to the Darkside for like the seniors, members) Imagine Coffee, 5460 SW Philomath Bombs Away Café, 2527 NW Monroe zillionth time. In this suspenseful episode of Some people have criticized my harsh take on Blvd. 7:30 p.m. Free Ave. 8:30 p.m. Free CMNYK it’s Murder! (1930), one of the earliest Les Mis as a musical in this section last week. Bryson and his band of jazz-playing bon vivants Hitchcock talkies to exhibit some of his later Please let me be clear; I also hate The Sound of Can you believe Corvallis’ own multi-talented are the swingingest cats in the valley, not trademark directing style, screened in all its not- Music with the burning passion of a thousand axe-master has been melting faces with his counting me and my wife. Hint, hint. These quite-remastered glory. With innovative direction dying stars, and yet I still enjoyed the hell out of it looping peddle for over 10 years now? You can, dudes know how to bust out that traditional and crisp cinematography, it’s another classic when the Majestic players put it on recently. So I huh? Way to not play along, Corvallis. You can be jazz that is sorely lacking in pretty much film on the big screen with deranged and often strongly recommend you give this show a chance a real d*ck that way sometimes… Anyway, Curtis offensive pre-show newsreels and other oddities. everyone’s lives. Bryson is like Oscar Peterson in and you’ll probably love it. I have the utmost Monette is a beast on the stage, and a gentleman Community Movie Night is more vital to this town confidence in the Majestic troupe’s ability to pull in the swimming pool. And he plays for free. Ben Folds’ body, and I’m not ashamed to admit than the fire department. There I said it. Wait, this off and pull out all the stops. Check out page Which makes him way more of a bargain than that those are exactly the type of dudes my wife what? Oh, they put out fires, not start them? 6 for Nathan Hermanson’s full review of this play. any of the other fabulous deals on local music I’ve and I would love to swing with. Hint, hint again. Interesting. 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he summer months, which a hell of a cast. Matt Dillon, Melissa Thistorically were a TV graveyard, Leo, Toby Jones, Carla Gugino and are here at last. But unlike the first Terence Howard headline a hot cast six decades of TV, we now live in a in this “event series” (read: show time where the summer is not meant they doubt will last past one season) Darkside Cinema Films for 5/15/-5/21/2015 for enjoying the great outdoors, mystery. Please call or log on for show times but for barricading yourself in the bedroom and binging on small 5/21 MCFARLAND USA —PG A rousing crowd pleaser about an screen excellence. Without further Between (Netflix) – Just as the underdog track team that can proudly takes its place networks can do their best to among these other fine sports films. ado, here’s all the shows that matter that will be premiering this summer. impersonate the online specialties, EVERY SECRET THING —R Elizabeth Banks, traditionally known the online specialties will attempt for her comedic stylings, turns in an understated and Don’t get stuck exercising, camping intriguing turn as Detective Nancy Porter. or hiking in our lush valley. There’s to impersonate the network. For this boob tube to be gazed upon. Canadian-produced thriller, about SONG OF THE SEA —PG Boasts narrative depth commensurate with its visual beauty, adding up to an animated saga a town in quarantine after a virus overflowing with family-friendly riches. 99% ON RT! 5/8 ­— Already Started wipes out everyone over 21, Netflix CLOUDS OF SILS MARIA —R A veteran actress comes Grace and Frankie (Netflix) – will actually roll out the episodes face-to-face with an uncomfortable reflection of herself This is a new show that actually one week at a time instead of their when she agrees to take part in a revival of the play that premiered this past Friday, but it’s a launched her career 20 years earlier. Juliette Binoche. popular instant gratification method powerhouse and sure to be on the of dumping the whole season WELCOME TO ME —R When Alice Klieg wins the Mega-Millions tips of tongues come award time. lottery, she immediately quits her psychiatric meds and simultaneously. Stars Jennette buys her own talk show. . Since it’s a Netflix offering, the whole McCurdy. first season can be viewed anytime. avoided cancellation after year DARKSIDE Cinema Stars Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, Sam 5/25 one, so it needs some help. Stars 4th & Madison • Corvallis Waterston and Martin Sheen. Texas Rising (History) – The History Scoot McNairy and Lee Pace. darksidecinema.com Channel has already proven their (541) 752-4161 5/11 ­— Already Started original narrative programming 6/1 Girl Meets World (Disney) – This bona fides to me with their excellent The Whispers (ABC) – An alien execrable piece of nostalgia Vikings and Klondike, so I’m invasion show about aliens who AmerAmer Dream, Dream, free free delivery2 delivery2 1x3 -- Page Page 1 1- Composite -violation Composite premiered its second definitely on board for this action- turn children on their parents. Eh… season this past week. 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Moone Boy (Hulu) – I hate that Hulu DREAM PIZZA 5/28 and Netflix buy up existing shows, Aquarius (NBC) – A period drama 6/4 DREAM PIZZA re-air them and then call them DREAM PIZZA that follows a 1960s LA cop Hannibal (NBC) – This NBC (in name “originals.” This is a nice, if not overly infiltrating the Manson family, starring only, it’s a foreign production) show sentimental British show that already David Duchovny? Sounds great. is one of the absolute best on TV, finished its run across the pond. On NBC? You had me then you lost and showcases a potential for the The third and final season gets its me. NBC is quite literally incapable idiot box that I think snuck up on Hulu premiere this month. Stars the of creating a television program I a lot of people. I thought it should incredibly popular Chris O’Dowd. give a fig about at this point. Pass. have ended after the mind-blowing 5/14 NBC is trying to go all Netflix/Hulu/ second season, but that doesn’t Maron (IFC) – The almost mythically Amazon with this one and send all 13 mean I’m not excited to see what popular and influential standup episodes to NBC.com immediately. they’re gonna do with this third, likely comedian Mark Maron’s darkly Will it work? Nope. I’m still psyched final, tilt. Stars the incomparable Free Delivery! funny show gets a third season that to see Duchovny as Mulder again Mads Mikkelsen, Hugh Dancy and next year, though. Laurence Fishburne. CAMPUS 757-1713 promises excellent guest turns from • more of his talented friends and Free2525 Delivery!NW Monroe 5/31 6/5 CAMPUS • 757-1713 fellow comedians. Ken Marino and FreeDOWNTOWN Delivery! • 753-7373 the incredibly talented Mary Lynn Halt and Catch Fire (AMC) – The Sense8 (Netflix) – A number in the 2525214 NW SW Monroe 2nd second season of this surprising little title isn’t the only thing to hate CAMPUSDOWNTOWN• 757-1713 753-7373 Rajskub are the names I’m most • excited about. Stars Mark Maron. drama has me pretty excited. This about this dull-looking sci-fi effort 2525214 NW SW Monroe 2nd show is like Silicon Valley, in the 80s, from the Wachowskis (who you DOWNTOWN • 753-7373 Wayward Pines (Fox) – I’m not sure with none of the comedy. That’s think would still be smarting from 214 SW 2nd if it’s the title, premise or network of a terrible way to describe such an Jupiter Ascending). In fairness, this show that makes me not want excellent production, so just trust Netflix has delivered way more often to watch it so much, but it is sporting me and give it a try. This narrowly than they’ve failed with their true 14 | Corvallis Advocate originals. Worth giving a shot. Stars world of author Eric Jonrosh, played Jamie Clayton and Max Riemelt. by . Stars , Kristen Wiig, Will Ferrell, Michael 6/6 Sheen, Michael Kenneth Williams Power (Starz) – Not to be confused and Val Kilmer. with the fun and ambitious Powers, this is the second season of rapper 7/12 50 Cent’s show about a club owner Masters of Sex (Showtime) – This moonlighting as a drug kingpin in critically acclaimed sex romp brings New York. It’s also fun and ambitious. insist that we just bareknuckle box off a decade-old fighting robots back Michael Sheen and Lizzy Surprisingly strong production values each other. Stars Ashley Tisdale and show. I’ve actually seen these robots Caplan, maybe TV’s best pair of and a bite carry this one. Stars Omari George Wendt. Can’t believe I just being worked on at the Techshop stars, for more drama and sex and Hardwicke. typed that. in San Francisco. This could be cool, sex and sex… but I’m not holding my breath. 6/12 6/17 Defiance (Syfy) – Despite its Deutschland ’83 (Sundance) – The Brink (HBO) – HBO, Jack Black, Ray Donovan (Showtime) – My problems, this is one of the best thing Sundance’s last offering in original TV Tim Robbins, political comedy favorite thriller/family drama on Syfy has ever produced. Third season was The Red Road, which is actually involving international politics. Yes, TV. Liev Shreiber is a beast. And boasts a new caliber of actor, the pretty great. Here they’ve bought please. This show looks great, and as Eddie Marsan is also a scene stealer brilliant TV vet Lee Tergesen, and a German production that’s a Cold previously stated, HBO doesn’t have in this show returning for a third big surprises. Starring Grant Bowler, War spy thriller. It looks amazing. And a lot of misses. Stars Jack Black, Tim season. Stars Live Schreiber, Paula Julie Benz, Graham Greene and it’s in German. Robbins and Pablo Schreiber. Malcomson and Jon Voight. Stephanie Leonidas. 6/19 True Detective (HBO) – I think 7/17 Orange is the New Black (Netflix) Killjoys (Syfy) – A sci-fi joint about everyone can pretty much agree Wet Hot American Summer: First Day – The numbers don’t quite back it a ship full of salty bounty hunters this is the most highly anticipated of Camp (Netflix) – Maybe summer’s up, but this feels like Netflix’s hottest getting into trouble across the second season maybe ever. New most anticipated project. A TV show, right? Season three is back galaxy. It’s got a bit of Cowboy story, new characters, new darkness. prequel to the brilliant film could with no delay and expectations are Bebop mixed with a bit of Firefly. I’m Stars Colin Farrell, Rachel McAdams, only be great, right? I’m holding my high for this overachieving prison cautiously pessimistic. Which means Vince Vaughn and Taylor Kitsch. breath. Stars Ken Marino, Paul Rudd, comedy. But you already know this, I’ll reserve my bad review until after I imagine. Stars Taylor Schilling, Laura I’ve watched the first 10 minutes. 6/23 Michael Showalter and everybody Prepon and Kate Mulgrew. Stars Thom Allison, Aaron Ashmore Another Period (Comedy Central) else. and Tamsen McDonough. – Created by the crazy talented 6/13 Natasha Leºgero and Riki Lindhome, 8/5 Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell 6/21 this period spoof of Downton Abbey Mr. Robinson (NBC) – Ugh. This looks (BBC America) – This miniseries, Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Adult mixed with Keeping Up with the terrible, but I love the star. He needs based on the book by Susanna Swim) – The final season of this Kardashians looks utterly bananas. a vehicle that won’t suck, like this Clarke, is one of the most exciting inexplicably long-toothed animated Stars Natasha Legero, Riki Lindhome clear clunker about a high school things happening this summer. The trailblazer begins. If you watch it, you and Paget Brewster. music teacher. Stars Craig Robinson. book is a historical fantasy classic, already know. If you don’t, there’s and that’s a genre that can pay no way you’re starting now. 7/8 8/25 off huge when done right. Think Key & Peele (Comedy Central) One Public Morals (TNT) – A period cop The Prestige. Stars the great Eddie Ballers (HBO) – HBO basically only of the best sketch shows on TV is drama from Ed Burns, who also stars. Marsan as Mr. Norrell. makes great shows, and the Rock back for an extended season four This could be great, but Burns was looks like he’ll be right at home in this run. Stars Key and Peele, duh. sort of unspectacular in Mob City 6/16 vehicle about pro athletes and their last year for TNT, which looked a lot Clipped (TBS) – A sitcom, on a hijinks. I’m in. Stars Dwayne Johnson. The Spoils Before Dying (IFC) – A channel that only makes terrible sequel to the bizarre and completely like this one. Burns is a hard boiled sitcoms, about a barbershop. If Battlebots (ABC) – A snapshot of the hilarious Spoils of Babylon takes us copper on the NYPD Vice Division in you’re excited for this show, I must desperation of the networks. Dusting back to the twisted booze-soaked the 1960s.

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