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Feather and teepees Aditya Chakrabortty Bradley Wiggins Artists for Obama How we made No Doubt go rogue How wealth shapes votes Why I’d never dope By Jonathan Jones We’re Going on a Bear Hunt Tuesday 06.11.12 Tuesday Drawing a line Can Adbusters change the way we think about economics? IST-ONE ILLUSTRATION ILLUSTRATION 12A Shortcuts Hall (right) denies he said ‘It’s not working’ while watching the closing scene of Uncle Vanya Drama averse to stopping performances in mid-sentence to berate noisy mem- Peter Hall: the bers of the audience, did not come down into the stalls in search of loudest mutter the culprit. Then we would really in theatre history have had a night to remember. Speaking to the London Evening Standard yesterday, Hall denied he had been criticis- et’s get one thing clear. It ing the production, saying he L wasn’t a “heckle”, which had briefl y fallen asleep and was is the word the Telegraph “disorientated” when he woke used to headline its story about up. “I am mortifi ed that I uninten- Peter Hall’s curious response tionally disrupted the fi nal scene to the starry Uncle Vanya that of Uncle Vanya and I have sent a opened at the Vaudeville theatre personal note to Laura Carmichael in London’s West End on Friday. off ering my apologies,” he said. But it was extremely loud, and Hall, who is 81, has spent a it came in the play’s closing lifetime sitting in the stalls at moments when the saintly Sonya dress rehearsals making notes and (played by Laura Carmichael) tries off ering views of performances. to convince Vanya (Ken Stott) He has directed Uncle Vanya many that life is worth living. Hall, in an times, and as recently as 2008 in aisle seat in the third row of the a well-received production. He stalls, had decided it wasn’t. must know the play better than “It’s not working, it’s just not her at the opening, so television of a production that, as Michael any person alive. working,” he kept saying through may have been on Hall’s mind. Billington said in his Guardian “To clear it up,” tweeted the minute or so that Sonya’s Those fi nal few minutes of the review, may be a bit too respect- one member of the fi rst-night impossibly delicate fi nal speech play, with Sonya intoning “Life ful of this great but extremely audience, “Peter Hall wasn’t takes. The Telegraph also quotes must go on” and Hall respond- familiar play for its own good. heckling, he was muttering loudly him as saying: “I could be at ing “No, please stop now” (or Carmichael soldiered on with- about it not working.” That home watching television,” but words to that eff ect), were excru- out skipping a beat – indeed, her seems to me exactly right. He was from my seat in the row behind ciatingly embarrassing, but also performance generally was excel- fretting to himself about aspects Hall, I heard it as: “It’s just like fantastically theatrical. It seems lent – but Stott looked furious at of the production not working something on television.” Lifeless unlikely that this concluding what turned out to be a pretty and worrying how they could be and two-dimensional, in other soliloquy has ever been done as perfunctory curtain call. At that improved, but doing so loud enough words. Carmichael came to prom- a two-hander. It was, indeed, far moment, the cast would not have for his voice to carry up to the dress inence in Downton Abbey, and more arresting theatrically than known that Britain’s most distin- circle. It may have been the loudest there were lots of photographers anything we had witnessed in guished director was responsible. mutter in theatrical history. outside the Vaudeville to catch the previous two and a half hours Thank goodness Stott, who is not Stephen Moss Modern languages “nambawan pikinini bilong Misis skru bilong han (screw belong susok man (shoe sock man) Kwin” – the number one child arm) – elbow – urbanite Do you speak belonging to Mrs Queen. gras bilong het (grass belong frok-bel (frog belly) – obese person Tok Pisin is a creole language head) – hair emti tin (empty tin) – person Tok Pisin? and is the most widely spokenpo e in mausau gras (mouth grass) who speaks nonsense Papua New Guinea . Tok iss derived – moustachemo fl at taia (fl at tire) – exhausted from the English word talklk and grasg bilong fes (grass belong person rince Charles and the Pisin from pidgin. 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Red-letter day One of Rebekah Brooks’ texts Thunderclap – a social media tool that Shorter to David Cameron read: “Will co-ordinates simultaneous tweets and love ‘working together’”. So Facebook updates – is signing up UK cuts what’s with the weird quote users for a mass reminder about the marks? Sarcasm? A bizarre two-minute silence on Remembrance euphemism? Puzzling. Day. More info at britishlegion.org.uk 2 The Guardian 06.11.12 Music colonial image of the “Savage Indian”. Author Sherman Alexie Pass notes A bad attack tweeted that the band turned No 3,275 “500 years of colonialism into of feather and a silly dance song and fashion Kim teepee syndrome show”. The video was pulled almost immediately and the Dotcom group released a statement saying that diversity and “consideration o you think I’m looking for other cultures” was important Age: 38 IN NUMBERS ‘D hot?” sings Gwen Stefani to them. Appearance: Like a small black bouncy castle. on No Doubt’s new single “We call this the ‘leather, That’s a very unkind remark. There are a lot Looking Hot. If the reaction to feather, teepee and tomahawks’ of overweight people who struggle with low the video is anything to go by, the syndrome,” says Barrie Cox- self-esteem. I think Dotcom might be one of the answer is most defi nitely a “not”. Dacre, executive director of the other ones. In the clip, Stefani plays a International North American What makes you say that? He is a fl amboyant Native American princess in a Indian Association UK. “A lot fi lesharing tycoon who lives in a mansion in variety of culturally question- of people think they can put an New Zealand surrounded by giant photographs David Cameron’s able garb ( feathered headdress, inaccurate plastic bonnet on and of himself . “low key” trip tasselled tribal dress, moccasin some grease paint and that’s OK, to the Gulf has He’s probably just shy. It would have to be the boots). We see her emoting in a but it’s not.” been criticised for kind of shyness that makes you drive around teepee, getting handcuff ed to a For Stefani, the line between a promoting arms deals in a pink Cadillac convertible and a Rolls-Royce wall by cowboys and generally Madonna-like pop culture magpie to undemocratic with the numberplate “GOD”. Because those are making like a blonde Pocahontas and plain old cultural naivety has regimes. What Dotcom’s cars, or at least they were until they in a Roy Rogers-inspired Vogue been a fi ne one. As the blog Laist exactly is at stake? were seized in a police raid in January that was shoot. points out , the singer has got into later ruled to be illegal. Village People and Adam Ant trouble with her use of bindis as Poor chap. All this must have dented his may have used similar visuals a fashion accessory (in the video £6bn morale. He appears to be coping. He has just without problems, but that was for Just A Girl from 1995) and the Value of potential announced plans to replace his old site 30-odd years ago. It seems obvi- troupe of slave-like Harajuku deals to Britain Megaupload with a new one called Mega . ous that in 2012 the band would Girls she used in the visuals for He also intends to sue the US government and catch fl a k for their inaccurate and her 2004 solo album Love Angel the Hollywood fi lm studios and, when he insensitive appropriation of Native Music Baby. Comic Margaret 60 wins, spend the settlement on installing a American culture. Hours after it Cho likened them to a “minstrel Potential sales of fi bre-optic cable across the Pacifi c Ocean in premiered (and two days into Na- show”, while MAD TV parodied Typhoon fi ghter order to supply every house in New Zealand jets to United Arab tive American History month) the the trend with a Stefani lookalike with free broadband.