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modern «*: by Michelle A. Brown The adminstration's goal is to make the facility more modern, V "^ '' »J*f One of UWM's most popular thus serving students in a more hangouts is getting a face-lift this efficient manner. semester. With this in mind, Wilmot and The Gasthaus, a bar and grill the administration set out to get located in the basement of the the expansion approved. Union, is currently undergoing Initially, renovations were to be extensive renovations — which is finished just before the beginning both good and bad news - de­ of the 1998 fall semester. However, pending on who you talk to. due to delays at the state level - The "new" Gasthaus will have state Gov. Tommy Thompson took more dining space, a modern longer than anticipated to ap­ video and sound system, better prove the plan - the renovation didn't begin until June, and likely ventilation and new furniture and The line of cars stretches endlessly as students move in to Sandburg Halls on August 29. flooring. won't be completed until Novem­ These improvements, however, ber. are seem by some to be coming Despite the setback, Wilmot is at the expense of the table tennis optimistic and is shooting for an room, located next door to the October completion. Chancellor's appointment Gasthaus. "With the good progress the The Gasthaus' last major reno­ contractors are making right now, vation took place in the 1970s. I hope the renovation is com­ Almost 30 years later, the Union pleted in October," said Wilmot signals new beginning administration, spearheaded by "I'm very pleased with how the whole project is going," he added. Union Director Tim Wilmot, de­ by Angela McManaman initiatives position is one of the zations throughout Milwaukee, cided the Gasthaus needed a "I'm confident that the first major steps Zimpher has and we can develop these relation­ change. Many say the change is Gasthaus will offer better student taken since arriving at UWM from ships on a wide array of issues: programming and student ser­ In her first major personnel long overdue. move, UWM Chancellor Nancy Ohio State in late July. It is a step business, education, economics, "I'm glad they're refurbishing vice." she believes will define her mis­ and the community itself. So who is paying for the reno- Zimpher has appointed Barbara it," said one long-time UWM stu­ J. Faucett special assistant to the sion as UWM's sixth chancellor. "We want to make more orga­ dent who did not wish to be SEE GASTHAUS PAGE 6 chancellor for community initia­ "I have a need to extend the nizations, institutions, and indi­ named. "It's so dank in there." tives. UWM presence in the larger com­ viduals aware of what a great re­ "I'm delighted to have Barbara munity," Zimpher said. source UWM is," said Faucett. at my side," Zimpher said. "Her "In interviews with both the "I wanted to do this, other longtime familiarity with UWM (chancellor) search committee, people wanted to do this," Wisconsinites and her incredibly rich commu­ UWnSystem President Katherine Zimpher enthused. in New York nity experience will make her an Lyall, and the entire Board of Re­ "The attitude in Chapman Hall isj 'let's get to work.' We're all very News. Page 5 ideal spokesperson for UWM." gents, it was conveyed to me that Faucett echoed Zimpher's en­ one of the expectations of the new excited." Panther Card thusiasm. chancellor was to enhance the Faucett's appointment, how­ "It's a real honor and a pleasure presence of UWM in the commu­ ever, is not without controversy. safe? to work on behalf of the chancel­ nity. Several faculty members have Mosaic. Page 9 lor to bring UWM closer to the com­ "My involvement with the com­ questioned the motives behind Books and munity and vice-versa," she said. munity will define an element of her unexpected move to Faucett, who earned both a my tenure as chancellor," said Chapman Hall after 18 years as Parties! master's in education and a Zimpher. HR director. Arts. Page 16-17 bachelor's in social work from Both she and Faucett are confi­ One member of the faculty, UWM, has been with the univer­ dent it's a move in the right di­ who asked not to be named, Giveaway! sity since 1971. She was named di­ rection. speculated that Faucett's appoint­ Arts. Page 22 rector of the department of hu­ "I think UWM is viewed as an ment was in response to repeated man resources in 1980, a post she 'ivory tower' — it seems rather complaints about her manage­ Volleyball held until early August, when she aloof in the community," Faucett ment of the HR Department accepted the chancellor's pro­ said. Zimpher disagreed. rivalry Junior Tony Colvin keys posal. "Through this position we can Sports. Page 24 the Panther attack (Page 24) The creation of the community develop relationships with organi­ SEE FAUCETT ON PAGE 3 POSX NEWS

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There will also be Union Concourse from Sept. 21-25, ference on Thurs., Sept. 1 7. Work­ games, music and prizes. For more 8 a.m.-5 p.m. The display is a sym­ shops, plenaries with national and info call 225-1557. bolic gathering of incest survivors local panelists, and speakers will cen­ from around the world. ter around the conference's theme, International poet visits "Community Building and Commu­ On Sept. 14, Israeli poet Yehuda nity Organizing in Milwaukee: New Impressions of Cuba Amichai will give a poetry reading Crises, New Definitions, New Roles." On Sept 22, a delegation of Mil­ and talk in the fourth floor conference The conference takes place at the War waukee youth will recount their ex­ 1 9 . center of Golda Meir Library, 2311 E. Memorial Building, 750 N. Lincoln periences as recent attendees of the Both Hartford Ave, 7 p.m. The event is free. Memorial Dr. Early registration is ad­ first US/Cuba Friendship Confer­ h i b i t and conference For more info call 229-6121. vised. For more info call 344-3933. Union Rec­ ence. The program will begin at 7 explore the impact of the reation Center is the p.m., Central United Methodist Spanish- American War on the U.S., place to be on Sept. 18, when Church, 639 N. 25th St. For info Explore the Balkans Education Strategies Series begins Latin America and the Philippines. For the Rec Center is host to the 9-Pin call 273-1040. Richard Blau, chair of the UWM On Sept. 18, Rep. Spencer Coggs more info call 229-4257. Tap Moonlight Bowling Tournament. Film Department, will present his il­ (D-Milw.) and Sen. Alberta Darling The tourney starts at 8 p.m.; there's a lustrated lecture, "Balkan Ecstasies," (R-River Hills), will be featured speak­ Party with the chancellor Rice, beans & Indonesia $4 entry fee. Trophies and prizes will on Sept. 15. The lecture showcases ers in the first Education Strategy Se­ Join UWM's new chancellor, Dr. The Pledge of Resistance will hold be awarded to top finishers. the music, dance, and culture of ries session of the academic year. Nancy L. Zimpher, on Sept. 23 for its 10th Annual Rice & Beans Dinner Greek Macedonia. The free presen­ The event, held in the Union's some entertainment and refreshments on Sept. 18. The meal will be fol­ tation will begin at 1:30 p.m. in Curtin Alumni Fireside Lounge, will open Flower power in Spaights Plaza at 12 p.m. lowed by a "Sweatshop Fashion Hall, room 175, 3243 N. Downer with breakfast at 7:30 a.m.; the pre­ On Sept. 19, noted naturalist Ri­ Show," and a presentation by inves­ Ave. sentation runs from 8 to 9 a.m. Tick­ chard Barloga will lead a "Fall Flora tigative journalist and lecturer Allan Desperately Seeking Sailors "Polka Happiness," a permanent ets are $7. 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tasks required," she said. FAUCETT, FROM PAGE 1 I be meeting in the community?' work, but whose efforts may go give us the chance to reinforce "That is the same way I feel "The list of people and groups unrecognized. those connections." "We see this move as a natural about my a role as a woman in a grew quite sizeable. There are only She hopes to amend that in Last week marked the begin­ affiliation of one side of human job that is still largely occupied by so many hours in a day, but there her new position. ning of Chancellor Zimpher's first resources to another side," she men in this country." are so many groups and individuals "A lot of UWM individuals semester at UWM. Though too explained. "We thought it was In fact, according to Zimpher, I must meet in order to be an effec­ are active in the community, but early to measure the success of one time to make some administrative the decision to place Faucett in tive spokesperson for UWM," said we don't capture that-we don't of her first major initiatives for the consolidations. The such a position was Zimpher. talk about it I'd like to work on university, optimism seems to be move was one that a long time in the "Barbara knows this campus bet­ that," said Faucett. riding high in Chapman Hall. simply gave us the making. ter than I do, has a real interest in "Some organizations are not "We're ready to go. This is a opportunity to "I ran into Bar­ the goings-on of the community, as familiar with UWM as they new beginning for all of us," the streamline opera­ bara downtown on and is highly regarded within Mil­ should be. This initiative could new chancellor said. tions. May 8th - the day waukee. "In Barbara's my appointment "It made increasingly good sense case, it was a matter was announced on to match her talents with this posi­ Creative Community Living Services of matching talent campus. tion," said Zimpher. 1973 Celebrating 25 Years 1998 with need, which is "At that chance Faucett's professional experi­ Supporting Adults With Developmental Disabilities something I will meeting, she told ence, coupled with her history of continue to do," me she was down­ community involvement, seem to Currently Has Part Time, Full Time, 3rd Shift & Weekends Available As: said Zimpher. town for community support Zimpher's statements. Faucett ex­ Barbara Faucett service work," said Faucett held several positions be­ "Supported Living Wkrs "Community Integration Wkrs Zimpher. "From pressed surprise at fore beginning her career at UWM, Residential Coordinators "Program Managers the allegation. that moment on, I began to take including as a school teacher; a re­ "I would go back to the people stock of casual comments made cruiter for the Wisconsin Higher (some positions requre transp. & insur.) who said it and ask them to prove about Barbara's role in the com­ Education Board; a counselor with * MOST LOCATIONS ON BUS LINES* it," she replied. "For me, it was munity." the YWGAJob Corps and as a Na­ simply a wonderful opportunity I Zimpher began mapping out tional Teacher Corps Intern. **Valuable Work Experience** the specifics of a community-rela­ couldn't say 'no' to." Her volunteer activities include *Paid Training* *Great Benefits* Other faculty members have tions role during her first days in working with metro Milwaukee or­ wondered if Zimpher's decision Milwaukee. ganizations which support eco­ Call: 302-0902, Ext. 25 or was a conscious effort to place an "The idea came to me as I be­ nomic development for women and Select a job on our website & African-American woman in a gan planning my calendar in late families; housing for the homeless; apply by email prominent community-relations July, deciding how I wanted my fall children with disabilities, and inner www.execpc.com/ ~ eels/ role. to unfold," said Zimpher. city public and private schools. Creative Community Living Services, Inc. open.html Zimpher is adamant this was "When I first arrived here, I Faucett is quick to point out that P.O. Box 260 (Required: Acceptible cr/m/'na/ and driving not the case. asked my staff, faculty members of there are many members of the Watertown, Wisconsin 53094-0260 "Our actions were totally moti­ the various schools and colleges university's faculty and staff who are records and other checks.) vated by the individual and the and some students, 'Who should also heavily involved in community AAE/EOE RIDE WISCONSIN COACH

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Gasthaus in the months ahead, the room is being reduced in size basketball," said Winze. equally upset, until she learned SEE PAGE GASTHAUS 6 not everyone is as excited about only to give the Gasthaus a few "What other sport offers the exacdy how much of the table ten­ the renovation as Wilmot. extra feet chance to play year-round, in­ nis room would be lost in the ex­ vation? Donald Winze, a USA Table doors or outdoors, and for those pansion. "Most of the money comes out Tennis coach and table tennis di­ r who are not as big, tall and strong "Although only one table will of the Union Operations budget, rector at the state level, is upset "I'm glad they're as many of the professional sports be taken away, space in the room which is used for building upkeep, that the Gasthaus renovation require? Table tennis is a lifetime will be tighter. I just wish there was such as normal maintenance re­ means an expansion into the table refurbishing it-it's sport, and UWM has the nicest a larger space available for table pairs and renovation projects like tennis room. table tennis facility in the s&'e. tennis," said Pelzer. the Gasthaus project," said Stu­ Approximately 18 feet of the "Table tennis is also a social "However, I am pleased with dent Association President Jeff table tennis room will be allocated so dank in there" sport," remarked Winze. "Espe­ the new floor and new tables that Robb. for the Gasthaus' enlarged dining cially on a Friday or Saturday will be featured in the room. "We receive state funding as area. One tennis table will be sac­ - Anonymous student i night when the room is jammed Something good for the table ten­ well," he added. rificed in the expansion, leaving with players. Now, the room is nis room did come out of the ex­ The Student Association over­ only five tables for table tennis "Table tennis is an Olympic being made smaller, and it really pansion." sees Union Operations through enthusiasts. sport. It's the perfect sport for ticks me off." For more information on table ten­ the Union Policy Board. Winze, who frequendy visits the anyone who doesn't identify with At first, Katie Pelzer, manager nis, check out Donald Winze's website Although students can look for­ Union, doesn't understand why a major sport such as football or of the recreation center, was at www.execpc.com/~donw. ward to a "new and improved"

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By Mietra Namdari Snickers on purchase was taking longer than my Panther all the others. Something was go­ Ever since I put credit on my Card. ing down. Student ID and opened a Panther So I fol­ Moments later, Otto left the Card Gold Account, I haven't lowed Otto to counter and greeted me with a been the same - I've been para­ I HIM the Union. He relieved smile. noid. got in line at Though he was questioned by What if my Panther Card falls out the Burger the cashier, our backup plan of my pocket? What if I leave it some­ King while I worked. where? What if I forget to get it back TT W/5W TCCC took cover be­ "You're not supposed to use from the cashier after I've paid for my hind a col­ someone else's card," the cashier sub ? Would someone else, a stranger, umn. I admitted. "But since you're only get away with using my Panther Card Jane watched as buying a bag of Skitdes, I guess it with my picture on it? Otto scooped isn't that big of a deal. I had to know. up two of their "If you had been buying some­ I hand over my freshly printed 399-O0~QOOG 99 infamous thing more pricey, I would have Panther Card to my more-than- flame-broiled needed your girlfriend here to eager partner in crime. Given the Whoppers™ confirm that it was okay." nature of this assignment, we shall Student and paid with Though the UWM Bookstore know him only as "Otto." And my Panther let Otto get away with this petty *::::W«s Card. He Otto now has all of my credit in crime, they admitted it was against merely glided his back pocket. their policy. Only a marginal through the line and handed the Here's the idea: Signs and fly­ amount of slack on the part of the cashier my card. No questions asked. ers are all over campus, telling stu­ niendy purchased with your Pan­ rightful owner pictured on the Bookstore employee. Why? dents what the UWM Panther ther Card at the UWM Bookstore. card would be eligible to use it. OK, so Otto wouldn't have Card can do for them. There is a lot your Panther Cashiers who are presented with Because the cashier didn't even been able to get away with any Hungry? Have credit? Get one Card can do for you, but never a card by someone other than the bother to glance at the picture ID. major purchases. I'm beginning of those donuts that seductively mind that. The real question here owner will confiscate it and refuse If she had, I'm sure she would to feel better. chant, "eat me, eat me," as you is how much my Panther Card can use to the person who presented have noticed that, not only does We needed a harder dog to put pass through the Union. do for Otto. the card." Otto look nothing like me, he is to the test, so we headed to the Missed your mother's 50th When you first sign for your The vending machines, of not even of the same gender as I. Golda Meir Library. Otto grabbed birthday? Snail-mail a belated card, you are told: "the Panther course, were no obstacle. Even Well, the Burger King line was a book, while I waited and birthday card that you conve- Card is nontransferable. Only the Richard Simmons could get a a bit long and the cashier was busy. watched from outside the library. We'll cut her some slack and as­ Otto returned, without the sume that she was in too much of book. This time, not even the girl- a hurry to check the photo. friend excuse was enough to save Next, Otto and I hit the Ter­ him. Dining Services serves up race, located on the Union's "Yfou cannot use someone else's ground floor. card, you may only use your own," There, he decided on an apple the library employee bluntiy told turnover. But when it came time Otto. to pay, Otto realized he was short What a relief! veggie-friendly options on change. Fortunately, he had If the library allowed people to my Panther Card, and once again, use an ID other than their own, the cashier didn't so much as anyone who lost a Panther Card wiches with a Pacific theme. Three the Union's dining options with by the Vegi-Hedz glance at the photo. would face a large debt if checked- of the wraps are vegetarian and litde hesitation. But this time was different out books weren't returned. delicious! The Terrace Cafe on the The Vegi-Hedz give the thumbs We're not cutting the cashier any I was very happy with my find­ The Costa Rican has rice, black ground floor has a decent salad up to Dining Services for two new slack. ings. Otto simulated a perpetrator, beans and roasted sweet corn, bar that features fresh-looking additions to the atrium food You see, Otto was the only pa­ but only succeeded at petty smothered in a chili vegetables. Most days, the bar also court Pacific Wraps and Spuds tron in line at the time of pur­ crimes. It would take a lot of time sauce. offers fresh fruit are great ideas that make the chase. Unfortunately, the cashier and effort to steal a large sum of The L. A is a veggie On the first floor, you can en­ Union Atrium Food Court even was too busy talking with someone your "Panther" credit through wrap with bean joy a veggie Whopper at Burger more veg-friendly. who appeared to be neither an petty crime. Though you may end sprouts, radish, cucum­ King or, for the super-broke, a Spuds is an ordinary employee nor a customer, to up treating the thief and his bers, scallions, carrots bean burrito at Taco Bell. Pizza baked potato bar, check the photo ID. friends to a lunch or two, it and rice drizzled Presto always has a few slices of but for poor stu­ Next stop - the UWM Book­ shouldn't be too long before you with honey mustard veggie pizza on hand, and dent vegetarians, store. discover your Panther Card is sauce. City Subs has a re- it's a filling, This time, we had a backup missing. The San Francisco fea­ spectable healthy meal at a good plan just in case the cashier Anyone who loses their Panther tures tofu, scallions, bean veggie sub. price. You can get a baked potato checked the ID. If questioned, Card, or suspects it stolen, should sprouts, rice and a zesty The or potato wedges with a number Otto would reply that he was us­ go to Enrollment Services at chipode pepper sauce. Vegi-Hedz of meadess toppings, including ing his girlfriend's card. Mellencamp 274. There, you can Pacific Wraps is a welcome now anx­ spinach, broccoli, black beans, on­ Otto decided on a $.99 bag of receive a new card for a small fee. break from the Taco Bell Express' iously await the ions, and mushrooms. Skitdes, and I watched as he ap­ No credit will be lost in the trans­ bean burrito, their only meadess completion of the Decadent lacto-vegetarians can proached the counter. But this fer from the old card to the new. add a dollop of sour cream with offering. The Vegi-Hedz would Gasthaus, because they miss chomping on Garden Burgers chives or cheese sauce, but the ma­ like to suggest offering the 7-layer while watching their veggie hero, jority of toppings are vegan. burrito as well. Highlight your organization's workwitha feature article in the Post Mosaic,: Let us know Lisa Simpson, on the big-screen what you're doing via email at [email protected] or phone at 2294578, Next door, Pacific Wraps offers For vegetarians new to UWM, TV different tortilla-wrapped sand­ the Vegi-Hedz can recommend BWflWMUMWBWWIWWI

10 THE UWM POST SEPTEMBER 9, 1998 New York/Wisconsin activists lead national effort the tactics of Jason Turner are dra- that hopefully you can help us to street vendors off the street. day we want Giuliani and Clinton FROM PAGE 5 conian and full-fledged assaults stop this madness that's going on. And in perhaps his boldest and all those who oppose us, to Kate Ludwig, representing against all working and poor "Let Governor Tommy Thomp­ move, Giuliani has told organiz­ know that we won't bow down to AJRC, opened the rally by declar­ people. We support you - we are son know what's really going on. ers of the Million Youth March their tyranny. We won't be ing the exportation of W-2 from you." He doesn't see what's going on in that their permit was to be denied crushed. We will rise and fight for Wisconsin to New York a continu­ Tara Young, representing Milwaukee. He just sees a litde bit, for Sept. 5. our rights." ation of a broad, nation-wide at­ Women in Poverty, spoke of some and that's not right The Million Youth March, to The speakers and protestors tack on related social programs. of the effects of W-2 she's seen. Workfairness co-founder Larry have been held in Harlem, is be­ addressed otirer issues, including "The only ones who are benefit­ "In Milwaukee, Women are go­ Holmes also criticized W-2 and ing organized by African and police brutality, U.S. political pris­ ting (from W-2) are the corpora­ ing homeless everyday, children Workfare. Latino leaders and youth to "take oners, racism, sexism, and the tions," said Ludwig. "In Wiscon­ are starving because there is no Holmes said, "The government back control of our lives, our cul­ United States' bombings of Sudan sin we know that W-2 is just one food in the house. Women are has covered up what has hap­ ture, our economy, and of our and Afghanistan. pact that's being forced upon the struggling to work to find what­ pened to millions of people who community." Banners and signs reading people by the ruling class to cap­ ever they can just in order to sur­ have been dumped like garbage A special emphasis of the "Jobs Not War - U.S. Out of Af­ ture a poolof low-wage workers. vive. Children are dying. We have off of welfare over the last two march is its denouncement of rica and the Middle East," "Free Wisconsin is now home to one of four children that died because years. Misery and poverty are go­ police brutality and murder. Mumia — We Demand a New the most lucrative corporate wel­ their mom had to go out and work ing up astronomically. These moves by Giuliani and Trial," "Down With U.S. Imperi­ fare programs in the country. and there was no one at home to "They cover it up and they lie odiers in his administration were alism," and "G.E. Is Poisoning Our "We are, officially, the human take care of them. This is a seri­ about it. They lie about it in Wash­ denounced as racist, cowardly, Rivers," were easily spotted amidst experimental state. We have W-2; ous problem in Milwaukee and ington. They lie about it in Wis­ and an attack on die poor and the the sea of protestors. prison labor; charter and school we're trying to fight it to the best consin. They lie about it east west, youtii. Various speakers addressed choice; chemical castration; out­ of our ability. nordi and south and the biggest Mason addressed this by saying, these issues. lawing homelessness; police mur­ "We try to help women find dif­ liar is that liar over there in City "I support the Million Youth VondoraJordan said, "Clinton, dering our youth; and foster care ferent types of resources to sur­ Hall who likes to tell poor people March and I suspect everybody Gingrich, and Giuliani say there reforms that snatch children vive. But it's hard because a lot of how there is not something wrong else here does too. Be proud that is no money for the poor. They within 90 days, all occurring in women have lost hope because with die system - there's some­ your Black and Latino youth is say there is no money for jobs, one of the most hypersegregated they don't have any ability to do thing wrong with you." going to be out there standing up health care, or child care. cities in this country, Milwaukee, anything. They're homeless, they Besides denouncing W-2 and for their rights. And we refuse to "But they have billions of dol­ Wisconsin. don't know where they're going Workfare, speakers criticized re­ let Giuliani tell us where we can't lars to build and deploy bombs "The poor and working class of to sleep at night at all. cent moves by Mayor Rudy march. So I want to see you all out around the world. They continue Wisconsin want you to know, and "So it's a big struggle in Milwau­ Giuliani to end methadone treat­ there." everybody in this city to know, that kee and we're just here today, so ment for heroin addicts and take He concluded by saying, "To­ SEE PROTEST PAGE 29

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PAGE 12 THE UWM POST SEPTEMBER 9, 1998 Etta gets down, lifts music up Do your friends and Etta James up seven-minute cover of Life, Love & the Blues Marvin Gaye's classic PRIVATE MUSIC "Make Me Wanna Holler." Etta's version is neighbors act like In her latest album, Life, a lament on the state of Love, & the Blues, Grammy- urban poverty, and is winning R&B legend Etta doused with disco-esque James proves that she guitar work. this? knows a thing or two The tide cut is an un­ about all three. plugged, dark tale about From the first cut, Etta's troubled past, in­ "Born Under a Bad Sign," fused with wisdom about Etta makes it clear she's a how life, love and the downright authority on blues always go hand-in- the blues. The searing gui­ hand. tars ripping through the Etta gets down and background never under­ dirty with "Hoochie cut this badass woman's Coochie Gal." Her band voice. matches the virtuosity of This is her first all-blues album endary musician still going strong, her voice with their expert riffing in a discography dating back to Etta James will recruit a whole new and filling in with hot improvising. 1955. It is also her first producing generation of listeners and blues This album is a spectacular effort Hardcore blues fans will aficionados with this new CD. The achievement for Etta James and welcome this must-have to their sound is modern, urban and edgy, proof that both she as a musician, collection. Etta sounds like she's but holds true to the blues tradi­ and the blues as a musical form, sung the blues all her life. tion. are truly timeless. But like BB King, another leg­ "Inner City Blues" is a funked- -Robin Lickel Amy Brenneman, Nastassja Kinski and Catherine Keener from Gramercy Pictures' Your Friends & Neighbors No more Your Friends & Neighbors with each other is like watching Jason Patric, Ben Stiller, Nastassja an emotional car crash. At times, Kinski it is embarrassing to watch due to NEA? GRAMERCY PICTURES the serious nature of the dialogue. Recently, there has In one of the opening scenes, been no discussion In his sophomore effort, Jerry sums it up best when he tells at all from conser­ writer/director Neil LaBute has his students, "When it comes vatives in Congress crafted an interesting, though down to it it's all about sex." about cutting somewhat disturbing tale of six And that's where communica­ money from the lives that tragically intertwine. tion problems lead these six. National Endow­ ment for the Arts. Jerry (Ben Stiller) is a theater Jerry confides to a co-worker professor who lives with his girl­ that he would prefer to copulate Have they actually friend Terri (Catherine Keener), with himself than with Mary, after come around to the an advertising copywriter. Their the two share an ill-fated tryst. And average person's relationship begins to unravel - Terri starts sleeping with Cheri for way of thinking, because she exists only to serve the sole purpose of not being the and decided that herself, and he has the annoying only one not sleeping behind federal support for habit of critically analyzing every someone's back. the creative arts is single movement - as Jerry's eye important, after all? Cary has a dark, twisted sexual gravitates toward Mary (Amy past that he is always willing to We think not. Brenneman). Mary happens to be share, no matter how brutal the the wife of Jerry's so-called best details. This makes for the film's Actually, they're friend, Barry (Aaron Eckert). best scene, and one you'll have to- just laying low, Meanwhile, Terri meets Cheri see to believe. watting for the next (Nastassja Kinski), an artist assis­ None of these characters could controversial Piss- tant at a local art gallery. Their even remotely be described as a on-Christ or Naked relationship soon becomes more good person, but they make for Homosexual Man than platonic. painting to use as a great comedy. bludgeon upon our Adding more turmoil to their Be forewarned; these laughs collective con­ lives is Jerry and Barry's friend, are not of the "feel good" variety. science. Cary (Jason Patric). He is a self- The real comedy is the pure centered egomaniac who lives to shock value of how these people However, the feder­ exact revenge on anyone who treat each other. The dialogue is ally-funded artist crosses him, no matter how slight so brutal, it is sometimes uncom­ has become more the cross may be. fortable to watch the characters' media-savvy, and The problem with these char­ interactions. now rips on major acters is their inability to effec­ institutions in a Your Friends & Neighbors is not much more subtle tively communicate with anyone for the easily offended. I'd recom­ manner. but themselves. That is what mend the film to anyone who makes this movie so enjoyable. doesn't fall into this category. The UWM Post Watching the characters interact -Eric LaRose SEPTEMBER 9,1998 THE UWM POST 13 The Big Hit soundtrack playing in the back­ Mark Wahlberg, Lou Diamond ground, a series of surprises be­ Phillips, Christina Applegate fall Melvin and his new girl­ COLUMBIA/TRISTAR A big hit it's not friend. After an in-house shootout where Melvin and his What do you get when you bring ten enemies all by himself! No turns out to be spunkier than fiancee break up, a car chase fea­ together four hit men (a sensitive way! turing a minivan, and a chase Maaloxaholic, an obsessive masturba- r they'd bargained for. Also, her After they "synchronize" and through a forest whose trees tor, a cocky hedonistic sadist, and a father has just gone bankrupt! kill everyone, the four return to "All right, gentlemen, have no roots and just fall over, guy with muscles), a somewhat amus­ Now what's Melvin gonna do? Boss, a big scary man with a low Melvin almost dies. ing script a typical action plot, and a Brilliant one that Melvin is, scary voice. Cisco, now his enemy, almost lot of guns? synchronize!" he brings her to his fiancee's That was supposed to be house while her parents are vis­ dies two or three times before he A movie with a personality disor­ Melvin's last job; he finally real­ finally does. der. Aqudlitylinefromd iting. This certainly makes for ized he couldn't keep bringing some wild and crazy scenes. The acting is atrocious. The If The Big Hit is supposed to be home chopped-up bodies in gar­ movie thdt Lisd just script is weak. The production funny, it falls a litde short. And if it's Somehow, the abductor and bage bags without his fiancee no­ the abducted fall in love in just isn't bad. What's most disap­ not a comedy, it's way too laughable. pldin didn't like dll ticing. a few short days, sharing a cli­ pointing is that the cool Wyclef Mark Wahlberg stars with Lou Dia­ But to get out of the debt that thdt much. mactic moment stuffing a song isn't even in the damn mond Phillips, Antonio Sabato Jr., the gold-digging bimbo got him chicken. movie! Bokeem Woodbine, and Christina into, he takes one last job with his With the Terminator -Lisa Ridgely Applegate in this "action comedy" pal Cisco (Phillips), the sadistic about the trials and tribulations of life one and an outside boss. as a mass murderer. 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The UWM Post Last Day For Full Refund On Course Books Is ' JVilVl AT THE UNION STATION 10 AM-2 PM September 19, 1998 Get it here. VM 22?-4578 Sponsored by Beer Capitol and Hansen's Beverages 14 THE UWM POST SEPTEMBER 9, 1998 Music, music, music, sounds, noise, etc. Deejay Punk-Roc wave, along with the new-found old school hip-hop are also mak­ easily hold its own against any of Chicken Eye popularity of bands like Culture ing a comeback, a return that is the industrial/ electronic/ heavy INDEPENDIENTE/AIRDOG Club and Frankie Goes To Holly­ wholeheartedly welcome. Lead­ metal groups currentiy on the mu­ wood. ing the way is Brooklyn-based sic scene. They do an incredible Many revivalists are talking Whatever. Deejay Punk-Roc. cover of New Order's "Blue Mon­ about the return of disco and new Breakdancing, beatbox, and His new CD, Chicken Eye doesn't day" that will have you thrashing around wherever you might be. However, this CD is not perfect It lacks a certain voice that all groups should have...their own. Welcome Back Students! Most of the songs sound like someone else. The song "Fiend" Now that school's back in full swing, it's time for that perfect part-time bears a striking resemblance to Faith No More, "Platinum" job! We have a job that can offer flexibility, job satisfaction, great have great singles for V100 and all sounds like a very heavy interpre­ pay, and an excellent opportunity to work with young children! the other so called hip-hop sta­ tation of Depeche Mode, and sev­ We are hiring entry-level line therapists to work with autistic children in tions. eral of the other tracks could be It's just as well, because then placed on the newest Stabbing their home. If interested, you will gain valuable experience implement­ Puff Daddy would have to come Westward without anyone know­ ing the effective home-based therapy methods of Dr. Ivar Lovaas. up with his own ideas. Either that ing the difference. or sample this album. Orgy does do a good job, but / FLEXIBLE SCHEDULES! 6 12 hrs./wk 2 3 hr. shifts Using phat beats, Punk-Roc cre­ they sound too much like every­ ates some of his most diverse mu­ body else. / $7/HOUR PLUS PAID TRAVEL TIME! Refer a friend/earn extra cash! sic in tracks like the jazzy "Rockin' Five years ago this would have / PAID TRAINING! No experience necessary! It" or the scratch-heavy "No Mean- been the best thing since Nine / ONLY ONE YEAR OF COLLEGE IS REQUIRED! ing." Inch Nails' Pretty Hate Machine. • GREAT EXPERIENCE TO ADD TO YOUR RESUME! I tried to find his stuff in the Don't get me wrong, this is a great mega-huge Rasputin's record CD. store in Berkeley without any suc­ But Orgy's timing isjust a little off. We have openings in the Milwaukee Area. cess. -Eric LaRose I'm surprised, considering he Call today for an application! has gotten props from Jam Mas­ Crystal Method ter Jay of Run DMC and recendy "Keep Hope Alive " toured with Prodigy. CITY OF ANGELS Wisconsin Early Autism Project I think his obscurity is only go­ ing to be temporary. A 12-inch with remixes of really If Deejay Punk-Roc's "Dead great songs is always welcome. (414) 479-9798 Husband" doesn't have you Especially when drum and bass breakdancing in Sam Goody, pioneer, BT, retools the original check your pulse. You're already product. In fact BT does such a at the pearly gates. good job of switching "Keep Hope Decks and a beatbox, that's all Alive" into drum "n'bass while he needs to rock the house. So staying true to the "Vegas' version, bust a move down to the record that it keeps its natural freshness. store already and pick up Chicken Another jungelist, AK1200, Eye. turns this techno-heavy song into -Pete Menting an entirely different track. His "Wild Ride" is more acid house with a swinging feel to it that turns into a fast drum "n' bass anthem complete with tornado sirens. While BT's track is the big rea­ son to buy this, ART200 shouldn't be overlooked. "Keep Hope Alive" is ready for club-land. -Pete Menting

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Show World Samantha Wilton Barnhardt and Mimi's ST. MARTIN'S complaining PRESS prevents them from finding Wilton happiness and Barnhardt's third creates conflict­ novel, Show World, ing emotions in is the story of a the reader. One woman whose big doesn't know dreams come whether to pity crashing down for these around her. women, or feel Samantha Flint that they get grows up in Mis­ what they de­ souri, bored to serve. Brace yourself for the lyrical wrath of KID ROCK. death and craving Barnhardt action in the real explores the Atlantic Records and The UWM Post invite world. Her family seamier sides of you to hear his new release, cramps her style Washington and she dreams of D.C. and L.A. Devil Without A Cause a vibrant adult­ and the ways hood. that people can at the She goes to fall into danger- Smith College in ous, self-de­ Massachusetts and structive traps. KID ROCK Listening Party meets Mimi, a Though vivid strong, indepen­ and engaging, Treat yourself to free pizza and soda and listen to KID ROCK'S dent spirit who sets these worlds innovative mix of rock, funk, hip-hop and freestylin' rap. out to show her the are nothing world. new or original Atlantic Records and The UWM Post present: They start out in to readers. New York, where Show World The KID ROCK Listening Party Samantha fancies drags in parts herself a writer. and the motiva­ Tuesday, September 15,1998 New York gives her iMM'&%$& g^f^S $&&$ .$&8R£W- & tion for Union E 309 the first taste of big Samantha's 4 p.m. city life. constant mov­ Next stop is Washington D.C., ing is not clarified, leaving the Come early as there is a limited supply of cassette samplers, where she goes to work for a sena­ out of control, thanks to bad rela­ reader feeling confused and ma­ posters and stickers. tor. The reader enjoys an insider's tionships with the opposite sex, nipulated. glimpse of Capitol Hill, while family problems, alcoholism and -Nathan Atkinson Samantha gets caught up in the drug abuse. Wilton Barnhardt will visit Harry temptations and immorality of Barnhardt does a good job of W. Schwartz bookstore at 2559 N. big-time politics. depicting Samantha's struggles to Downer Ave., Friday, Sept. 11 at 8 She ends up in L.A., working find happiness - struggles that al­ p. m. He will read from Show World for Mimi. Her life begins to spiral ways come up short and sign copies of his book.

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Love is a Racket paints Jeffty as a flawed human John Ridley being, struggling to get out of a ALFRED A. KNOPF The Post talks Love with author Ridley bad situation. After abandoning his dream of becoming a screen­ Love is a Racket is the story of writer, Jeffty's only goal is to get Jeffty, a writer who dreamed of did happen," he remembers. rich quick before he winds up being a big-time screenwriter but While growing up in Milwau­ dead. ends up an alcoholic, obsessive kee and attending Homestead Ridley shows us Hollywood isn't gambler and con man looking for High School in Mequon, Ridley always as glamorous as it seems. one big score to start a new life. never thought of being a writer. Many people's lives are ruined by This is Milwaukee native John He moved to New York and failures and lost dreams. Ridley's second novel. His first, studied East Asian Languages and His novel is powerful in its de­ Stray Dogs, became the Oliver Cultures at NYU. He moved away piction of the sleazier, tragic side Stone film, U-Turn. because, "I wanted new inputs of Hollywood and how addictions Ridley describes Jeffry as a "hy­ into life. New York was an eye- can ultimately destroy a person. perbolic version of myself when I opening experience." Ridley is currently at work on first started writing in Hollywood. Ridley moved to L.A. in 1990. his third novel, due in 1999. He is "The story is about a lot of "I had a lot of time on my also writing for the new NBC se­ things I saw when I first came to hands," he says, "and I wanted to ries, Trinity. His other television Hollywood; struggling writers and do something. So I started writing credits include: Martin, The Fresh the gambling scene in Vegas," says film scripts. Prince of Bel-Air, and The John Ridley. "It sort of just happened - be­ Larroquette Show. The novel opens with the ing a writer -1 didn't come with a Ridley encourages young, aspir­ sound ofJeffty' s fingers breaking. game plan." ing writers "to finish what you start He is being roughed up by a Love is a Racket exposes writing. If you want to be a writer bookie, Dumas, and his thug, Ty, Hollywood's "other" side, one of you actually have get into writing." as a reminder that his payment is struggling writers and actors and -Nathan Atkinson past due. actresses who never make it big Ridley will read from Love is a We follow Jeffty through a se­ and end up on hard times. Racket on Wednesday, Sept. 9, at 7 ries of cons to get out of debt He Ridley doesn't attempt to por­ p.m., Harry W Schwartz', 2559 N catches up with Nellis, a friend tray Jeffty as a hero. Instead, he Downer Ave. from his past who is a junkie gam­ bling expert. He takes Nellis to See what everyone is talking about! For a 10 minute video sneak preview of Las Vegas to exploit Nellis' Zen­ like poker system and parlay a few "Let's Talk About Sex" go to tvww.broadcast.com, Thursday, Sept, 10 (12n-12mid only), thousand dollars into the thirty- Only on broadcast.com, the leading broadcaster on the Internet, grand he owes Dumas. This fails, and fails miserably. He then meets Mona on the street, and cleans her up to use her for the con of a lifetime. Along the way, we learn of Jeffty's one true ambition; to be­ come a screenwriter. some of the experiences Jeffty did. I went through being a screen­ Ridley says he went through "There were a lot of experiences writer, early failures that actually

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Lindholm Fine Art, 3955 N. Prospect Norrie Cox Goodtime Jazz with Sept. 20 at the Elmbrook Church, ART Ave. For more info, call 964-6220. special guest Jack Meilahn will rock 777 S. Barker Rd. For tickets, call 229- The Hong Kong film Fallen Angels the Bavarian Inn on Wednesday, Sept. 4308. will run Sept. 17-19 at the Union The­ "Artists of Hispanic Heritage," an 9. Reserve your place at 964-0300. atre. For more info, call 229-5900. UWM's Institute of Visual Arts exhibition of artwork in a variety of Soprano Valerie Errante will per­ (inova) opens five new exhibitions on media and styles by Latino artists liv­ Andreas Delfs conducts the MSO's form German art songs from the Mark your calendars for the Gay Sept. 11. ^ ing and working in southeastern Wis­ season opener with a performance of Munich school on Friday, Sept. 25 at and Lesbian Film Festival, Sept. 24- In Gallery One, 3253 N. Downer consin opens at the Union Art Gal­ Puccini's Turandot , opening Friday, UWM's Fine Arts Recital Hall, 2400 26 and Oct. 1-3 in the Union Theatre. Ave., Milwaukee photographer Tom lery, 2200 E. Kenwood Blvd., on Sept. Sept. 11, running through Sunday, E. Kenwood Blvd. For more info, call the film depart­ Bamberger's black and white land­ 25. For more info, call 229-6310. Sept. 13. Soprano Allessandra Marc ment at 229-6015. scape photography blurs the line be­ aspires to top Aretha Franklin's cover tween land and sky. French concep­ An exhibit of maps, atlases and of aria "Nessun dorma." Find out if tual artist Jean-Luc Vilmouth shows THEATRE books from the American Geographi­ she pulls it off. For tickets, call 291- installations based on his experience LITERARY cal Society Collection dealing with 7605. living in Venezuela. Japanese artist the Spanish-American War and its 1981 's Tony Award winner for Best Yoshimoto Nara shows "Cup Kids," Milwaukee's own John Ridley will time period continues at the Golda The Coffee House, 631 N 19th cel­ Play Amadeus opens Wednesday, Sept. seven large cups with children's read from his latest noir novel, Love Meir Library, 2311 E. Hartford Ave., ebrates the beginning of their 32nd 9 at the Milwaukee Repertory heads sticking over the over the edge. is a Racket, at Schwartz Bookshop on through Oct. 1. season with their annual Sampler Theater's Powerhouse Theatre. For Downer, 2559 N Downer Ave., on In Gallery Two, Mitchell 154, 3203 Concert on Saturday, Sept. 12, featur­ tickets, call 224-9490. Wednesday, Sept. 9. (See book review N. Downer Ave., Chicago artist D'nell Alicia Gzechowski: New Season... New ing Brennan Cornwell, Matt and interview in this issue) On Fri­ Larson transforms the gallery space's Art runs through Oct. 8 at Tony Johnston, the Mambo Surfers and A "close encounter of the Wiscon­ day, Sept. 11, Wilton Barnhardt will hard edges into softness, suggesting Folliard Gallery, 233 N. Milwaukee, Harvey Taylor. For more info, call 299- sin kind" opens with Resident Alien, read from his latest, Show World (also a bodily presence instead of an archi­ St. For more info, call 273-7311. 9598. at the Steimke Theatre on Friday, tectural one. Sept. 18. For tickets, call the Milwau­ reviewed in this issue). Madison na­ kee Repertory Theater at 224-9490. tive Lorrie Moore will read from her In Gallery Three, 2400 E. "Flash to Trash," an exhibition of Mezzo-soprano Cynthia Stiehl, ac- new book of short stories, Birds of Kenwood Bd., Doug Ischar's multi­ by local photographers going America, on Wednesday, Sept. 23. For media sculpture explores the cultural to ex- Renaissance creations of the individual, particu­ Ifatek more info, call 332-1181. larly a gay male in a heterosexual so­ ciety. At Schwartz' in Shorewood, 4093 For more info on exhibitions at Post Arts Calendar N Oakland Ave., poet Karen Holden inova, call 229-5070. will share her new book of poems, / Ching, on Thursday, September 10. tremes, p r e - The Milwaukee Art Museum's first sentsjack and fill in the Acclaimed Oprah Book Club fave continues through Oc­ Edwidge Denticat will visit to read exhibition of its sculpture collection companied by pianist Richard Studio Theatre of the Broadway The­ tober 19 at ARTcentric & Valenti De­ from her latest, The Farming of Bones, in more than 30 years will open on Cumming, will perform a Concert of atre Center, 158 N. Broadway, sign Gallery, 217 N Broadway. For on Friday Sept. 18. On Tuesday, Sept. Sept. 11. It will include works by American Songs, with selections by through Sept. 20. For tickets, call 281- more info, call 220-9660. 22, Milwaukee native Kathleen Anne Rodin, Giacometti, Moore, Lachaise, Copland, Roren and Cumming in the 7800. Barrett will present her third Cream Hesse and Puryear. For more info, call An exhibit of American Art Pottery Fine Arts Recital Hall, 2400 E. City Mystery, Milwaukee Autumns Can 224-3200. continues at the Villa Terrace Deco­ Kenwood Blvd., on Friday, Sept. 18 at The Skylight Opera Theatre will Be Lethal. Trinidadian-born Andre rative Arts Museum, 2220 N. Terrace 12:30 p.m. The concert is free and open its 1998-99 season with Gilbert Alexis will from his new novel, Child­ John Lennon's artwork visits Mil­ Ave. For more info, call 271-3656. open to the public. & Sullivan's The Pirates of Penzance, waukee for a showing at the Grand opening Friday, Sept. 25. For tickets, hood on Tuesday, Sept. 29. For more info, call 963-3111. Avenue Mall's Plankinton Arcade, Gallery 218, 218 S. 2nd St., is seek­ At Dinero's Swing Club, 4177 S call 291-7800. from Sept. 10-13. For more info, call ing artists for "Sculpture Milwaukee," Howell Ave., Jump City will play on 800-477-5630. a special showing of sculpture by area Saturday, Sept. 19. For more info, call Tribe Theatre, the only rock op­ Egyptologist Barbara Mertz will artists. The showing is open to pro­ 281-3768. era company in the Midwest, is hold­ speak at Milwaukee Public Library's A benefit exhibition of paintings fessional artists working in any me­ ing auditions for their rendition of Centennial Hall, 733 N. Eighth featuring Milwaukee area streets and dium. For more info, call 643-1732. The Irish Cultural Center, 2133 W "Who's Tommy," to be titled "Speed Street, about her latest book, The Ape houses by artist Eva Jacobs opens at Wisconsin Ave., hosts the annual Half- Chess Witch." Principal roles are for Who Guards The Balance, on Thursday, the Central Library, 814 W. Wiscon­ Way to St. Patrick's Day Celebration men and women, and no experience Sept. 24. For more info, call 278-2700. sin Ave., on Sept. 12. For more info, on Saturday, Sept. 19. Funny/naughty is necessary for extras and stage crew call 286-3031. MUSIC singer Finbar McCarthy and pipe positions. Auditions will be held at One of America's most famous po­ band The Billy Mitchell Pipers are Thai Joe's on Monday, Sept. 28. For litical satirists, PJ. O'Rourke, will visit "Constant Cravings," ajuried show UWM students will groove to the among entertainers to perform. more info, call 264-4058. Schwartz Bookshop in Brookfield, about art, food and our ambivalent funkendisco tunage of Gyration on 17145 W. Bluemound Rd., on relationship to both, continues Wednesday, Sept. 9 on Spaights Plaza The UWM Band presents its 2nd Wednesday, Sept. 30, to talk about his through Sept. 18 at Constance at noon. 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PAGE 24 THE UWM POST SEPTEMBER 9, 1998 Men's soccer close, but no cigar UWM-Marquette By Charles Rozewicz (0-1) fell to the Northwestern via a penalty kick. Wildcats (1-0) by a score of 3-2 in The lead didn't last long, As the saying goes, close only their regular season home-opener though, when a Panther miscue counts in horseshoes and hand gre­ at Engelmann Field. caused an own-goal and tied the The home team took the lead game for the Wildcats. The Pan­ rivalry makes nades. The UWM men's soccer team ther attack made a comeback can attest to the truth in that saying. early in the game as sophomore when junior midfielder Tony Wednesday night, the Panthers midfielder Blake Bostwick scored Colvin scored the go-ahead goal off an assist from Bostwick. women's FOOD SERVICE Unfortunately, the valiant effort made by senior goalkeeper Matt St. John's Home, a premier east side retirement Schmidt couldn't hold off the community, has part-time positions available with Wildcats' offense. volleyball history flexible hours and some weekends. Waitstaff positions Northwestern forward John Cantwell scored on a breakaway available working in our independent living dining off an assist by midfielder Peden By Steve Koenig that makes it so intense? Well, it's room. Also available are positions working in our Young to tie the contest no mystery to Panther head coach kitchen preparing food, setting tables, transporting The Wildcats put the final nail It's Milwaukee's answer to the Kathy Litzau. food and clean-up work. in the coffin when midfielder Packers vs. the Cowboys. "It's a rivalry between two Customer service skills a must! Food service David Mooradain scored with the Ever since 1975, the women's schools in the same state," she help of an assist from midfielder said. "In a match between such experience preferable but will train. St. John's pro­ volleyball teams of UWM and Frank Lawson late in the game. Marquette have squared off in schools, they want the bragging vides excellent wages and benefits and is located on Even this early in the season, some memorable matches, many rights. It's been that way all bus route #30. the Panther offense looked im­ of which showed a lot of intensity along." Please apply in person Monday-Friday 8am-4pm. pressive. They out-hustled the op­ on both sides. And the two teams have been ponent with 18 shots on goal com­ The first recorded contest be­ represented well through the St. John's Home of Milwaukee pared to the Wildcats' 11. tween the two schools was on Oc­ years. Panther fans have gone in droves to the Old Marquette Gym 1850 North Prospect Avenue The next challenge awaiting the tober 30, 1975, when the Panthers men's soccer team comes to Engel­ to root for their team, while Milwaukee, Wl 53202 beat the team then known as the mann Field when they host the Pan­ Warriors two games-to-none. Marquette fans have flocked to the Klotsche Center to cheer the 272-2022 ther Invitational. Through the years the Panthers Golden Eagles. In some matches EOE/ADA The Panthers will play have defeated Marquette 29 times, at the MU gym, band members Vanderbilt at 3 p.m. on while the team now known as the pounded a bass drum each time Saturday, Sept. 12 and Golden Eagles have won 12 times. Marquette made a big play. New Mexico at 3:00 p.m. There has even been a tie in the on Sunday the 13th. series. Admission is free. So what is it about the rivalry SEE RIVALRY, NEXT PAGE

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Krill spent her senior year last opened their season by splitting .266. RIVALRY, FROM PAGE 24 year at UWM after three at their first two matches at the The Panthers bounced back to Marquette. George Mason Tournament in sweep George Mason in their sec­ Women's soccer Last year, the Panthers had a This year, both teams lost their Fairfax, Virginia. ond match, 15-11, 15-8, 15-3. chance to beat the Golden Eagles top players. The Panthers will be First-up was Maryland-Balti­ Schurla had 11 kills for the Pan­ wins opener in for the 30th time in series history. without Trudy VandeBerg, their more County, a team that finished thers, while Laura Dallenbach had It looked as if it would happen, as all-time leaders in kills, while 26-9 a year ago. 11 digs to go along with the 17 the Panthers took two of the first Marquette will miss Martha The Panthers started out with she had against UMBC. huge upset three games 15-9, 8-15, and 15-6. Meyer, one of VandeBerg's a good hitting attack, taking the Schneider had 32 assists, and The visiting Panthers (1-0) But then momentum shifted former teammates from Waupun first two games 15-10 and 15-9. Malterer and Julie Yankus each came from behind to defeat the Marquette's way, and the Golden High School. But the Retrivers fought hard had ten digs for the Panthers, who 8th-ranked Nebraska Cornhusk- Eagles blanked the Panthers in Nonetheless, Litzau is wary of and came back to take the final hit .237 for the match. ers (0-1) by a score of 2-1 Friday game four. Marquette's attack. three games 15-10, 15-12, and 15- Natal Torres-Tirado led the Pa­ night in Lincoln. The Panthers In the rubber game, the Pan­ "They use a swing offense," she 13. triots with ten kills and 11 digs, dealt the Huskers their first home thers kept said. On a positive note, Katie while Daniela Pastore had 29 as­ defeat since the 1995 season in a Photo by Gay Dineen Marquette "You Schneider finished with 69 assists, sists. Mason hit .072 for the match. thrilling double overtime match. at bay most n ev e r giving her 2,319 for her career, The Panthers played Texas Tech Sophomore defender Fanta of the way, know surpassing the previous mark of andLibery this past Saturday. Results Cooper's goal during the last with MU who ' s 2,308, set by Kari Naber. of those matches and the Marquette minute of regulation tied the transfer going Ericka Malterer and Sue match will be in future issues of the game for the Panthers. K e e 1 y n to hit Raschka had 18 kills, while Becky Post. During the second overtime, Krill help­ t h e Hornik and Chrissy Schurla each Next Friday and Saturday the Pan­ sophomore forward Danielle ing their ball, had 17. Schurla also had nine thers travel to Ames, Iowa, for the Iowa Alberg scored off an assist from cause. and blocks. State Tournament. Joining the Pan­ freshman midfielder Karen Kraus But af­ their Lisa Cline had 27 kills to lead thers will be Montana, Chicago State, to give UWM their first victory of ter the tempo UMBC, which had a hitting per­ and Indiana-Purdue-Indianapolis. the young season. Panthers keeps centage of .242. The Panthers hit took a 12- oppo­ Now featuring all the 11 lead in nents DOWNTOWN Pro and College guess- the rally- Seafood Kitchen Football games score ing." game, The Now Hiring full or part time Marquette two HOSTS Serving Sunday Brunch came away teams SERVERS starting September 6 with the will last four meet at BARTENDERS points, de­ t h e Flexible Hours Free Pizza and Beer nying what Klotsche Competitive Pay specials during the would Center Apply in person Monday Night games have been to setde Sunday-Thursday 2-5pm Litzau's matters 5 0th o n Weeknight Food and coaching Tue s - 113 EAST JUNEAU AVENUE Drink Specials victoiy. day, (JUNEAU AT THE RIVER) starting October 6 "Mar­ Junior setter Katie Schneider needs just 59 S e p - MILWAUKEE, quette assists to become UWM's career leader tember Wl 53202 8th, at wanted to RESTAURANT 289-0700 Available for rental for prove something to Keelyn, I 7:00 PM. [email protected] your next party think," Li tzau said. Riverhouse Restaurant Call or email for details "They wanted to show her that Game recap 1122 N.Edison St. wwwjestatirantour.com/theliarp Milwaukee, Wl 53202 they could still do the job, and This past Friday, the Panthers they did."

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BACK IN THE 20* CENTURY AS PEOPLE'S OLD TVsr n Strategic plan deserves EVERY HOME HAD A SET BROKE DOWN, EVERYONE LIKE THIS. THEN THE WAS LIKE, "1 DON'T WANT TV NETWORKS ALL TO BUY A TV THAT'LL BE DEC1DED TO SWITCH, OYER TO "HIGH k OBSOLETE IN JUST A overhaul DEFINITION" P^ykX\ FEW YEARS!" Chancellor Nancy L. Zimpher has had a busy first month at UWM, TV SIGNALS, WHICH and has already started the boat rocking with the announcement of THESE her intention to develop a new "University Mission" over the next six SETS COULDN'T months. Her plans include canvassing a wide variety of university con­ RECEIVE stituents, including faculty, staff and students, as well as employees of the university, businesses in the local area, Milwaukee-area corpora­ BUT AT FIRST, HIGH DEFINITION BV THE TIME COSTS tions, nonprofits, and community organizations, and alumni. DAD, CAN 1 READ "^fts TVs WEREN'T AVAILABLE; THEN, CAME DOWN, MOST GULLIVER'S TRAVELS »2l\v Her recognition of the fact that UWM's place in Milwaukee as well WHEN THEy DID COME OUT, ONLY AMERICANS HAD TONIGHT?, THE RICH COULD AFFORD THEM KICKED THE HABIT as in academce is ill-defined is quite an accomplishment after only five OF WATCHING TV. AS LONG AS weeks in town. tV0U FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK The university is drifting, and a clearly laid-out, strategically ap­ FIRST. proached planning process is what we need. It's important to note that three major planning processes already have taken place this decade - the faculty and administration had com­ peting strategic planning processes, and their was also a Program Ar­ ray Review which assessed the quality and performance of our various academic programs. None of these processes, however, were completed with most uni­ versity interests having a true investment in the results. U-PASS not perfect prise that these affirmative action de­ The official strategic planning process, for example, had barely any LETTERS cisions caused so little uproar among student input at all. American white males. I suppose he ; .Dear Editor: Dr. Zimpher has recognized that a credible product can only be felt we accepted them because we delivered by a credible process, that involves all of the university's ac­ "Injustice" remembered knew we were guilty and deserving Jam writing to express my opin­ of punishment. It is time that this com­ tors. ions regarding the U-Pass. Dear Editor: placency end. Americans of all Good luck with this "University Mission" process, Dr. Zimpher. I w#uld first like to iterate that I classes who believe in truejustice feet the U-Pass is an indispensable Last week, retired Supreme Court should stand up and demand that dis­ asset for maarjy UWM students. The Justice Louis Powel died of pneumo­ crimination be ended &nce and for U-Pass prograrrioallows students who Kudos to a bunch of people nia at the age of 90. I will always re­ all. live outside of reasonable walking member Justice Powel as the swing Through the political process, In a continuation of the positive vibes in this week's editorials, we distance from the catnpus to attend vote on the court that was responsible through political-protest, and through want to show our appreciation for a spate of good occurrences: this university. Also, the U-Pass en­ for one of the greatest injustices in organizations such as the American ables students who live e'lofeto cam­ a) Thanks to the Athletic Department and the Student Association the history of this country. Civil Rights Coalition based in Sacra- pus but do not have their ovyfi: trans­ for bringing men's basketball home. Men's basketball games will be Since the civil rights laws were ment#;;we must stand up together and portation, to visit other location* in played in the Klotsche Center this year, which should help increase passed in 1964 establishing the right demand an end to this filthy legacy the Greater Milwaukee area (without attendance and raise the visibility for what is, overall, a very successful of all people to equal justice under of "Justice" Louis Powel. the fear of using all of their pizza; §th.e law, there had been those who athletic program. Although men's basketball has had a couple of rough money for bus fares). years, conference championships and tournament appearances are attempted to use these laws as a cpver Jeff Burhans Although I feel the U-Pass is a great for indicting racism and discrimina­ becoming the norm for soccer and volleyball, to name two. Thanks program, I believe some improvement tion against white males. , also to the decision-makers for ensuring that all home games in all U.S. complicity exposed can exist. Quietly, programs and policies sports will be free this year to UWM students. Go support Panther Ath­ Perhaps the biggest ftaw of the began to sprout up all over the coun­ letics! current U-Pass program is the final try giving prefer60

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By Zak Mazur EMPTA, a chemical used to pre­ pare VX nerve gas, US and other You wake up one day with flu-like "The Stand," for real intelligence agencies believe symptoms. Nevertheless, you go other facilities, located in some of about your daily business - there are Khartoum's residential neighbor­ bills to pay and meetings to attend. city is in a panic. For every individual confrontations with Iraq over they prevent UNSCOM inspectors hoods, were producing WMD. That night, your symptoms appear to infected with the germ, at least ten weapons inspections. from fulfilling their duties? What These facilities are heavily recede and you begin to feel the natu­ panic-stricken people begin to suffer Richard Butler, Chairman of guarded, but alas, destroying ral high that comes when one suc­ are they hiding? from acute psychosomatic pain. As them would cost far too many ci­ cessfully beats a bug with one's rug­ the United Nations Special Com­ Iraq's most recent defiance they besiege local hospitals, demand­ vilian lives. ged immune system. • mission, who is in charge of rid­ makes a mockery of US policy, ing medical attention, medical sup­ The next day you go about your ding Iraq of its WMD capabilities, British policy, and of all the coun­ US foreign policy is in bad plies are running out. Outside, angry shape nearly ten years after the usual routine. But late that night, you mobs riot -- demanding better care recendy told reporters that, "we tries that worked so hard to save wake up gasping for air as you choke- for their loved ones. are doing no disarmament work" Iraq from US and British air end of the Cold War. Efforts to to-death on the thick mucus that fills because of Iraq's refusal to coop­ strikes last autumn. It makes a contain Saddam Hussein's Iraq your lungs. You morbidly think to Scenarios like this one have erate with UN inspectors. mockery of the UN Security are seemingly ineffectual; harm­ yourself, "I quit smoking years ago," been discussed in recent months In fact, on August 5, the Iraqis Council's will, and of Kofi ing only civilians with whom we as a frightened spouse or friend fran­ declared that they would allow Annan's commendable media­ have no gripe, yet leaving Saddam tically dials 911. as US law enforcement officers, germ warfare experts, and medi­ only long-term inspections of pre­ tion efforts last year. and his loyal clan of Tikritis to The ambulance seems to take for­ plunder and terrorize the coun- ever as your mind grimly repeats Pub­ cal doctors have been asked to viously inspected sights. This new, Worst off, however, it allows try. lic Enemy's refrain that "911 is a describe the sort of terror that illegally-imposed condition by Iraq to continue producing WMD. joke." would ensue following a biologi­ Iraq on the inspectors forbids in­ This is the same Iraq that used About one thousand miles The ambulance finally arrives. The cal attack on US soil. Unfortu­ spections of any new suspected chemical weapons on Iranian sol­ away, in North Africa, Libya is sus­ paramedics apologize for being late, nately some scenarios are even sights; meaning the UN would not diers during the Iran-Iraq war; the pected of having built the world's and explain that thousands of similar bleaker, such as the prospect of be allowed to inspect any new and same Iraq that used chemical largest chemical and biological cases are occurring throughout metro dealing with communicable bio­ suspicious facilities. weapons on Kurdish civilians in weapons facility, located beneath Milwaukee, leaving paramedics and logical weapons that spread from On August 16, the Iraqis again the northern Iraqi village of a mountain somewhere in the Sa­ hospital staff completely over­ hara desert whelmed. victim-to victim, producing per­ upped the ante by declaring that Halabja; and the same Iraq that Later, as you gasp for air in an over­ haps a national epidemic. inspectors could not return to any vowed to burn half of Israel with ^leanwhile, Colonel Qaddafi crowded hospital, you learn that you This is hardly a far-fetched sce­ specific, previously-visited sight, as chemical weapons. has yet to hand-over two Libyan are suffering from no ordinary bug. nario. One needs only to recall any such sight is now coined a It doesn't take a rocket scien­ intelligence operatives - believed Rather, you chose a really bad day to the botched sarin nerve gas attack "military area." tist to realize that Iraq might again to be responsible for the bomb­ shop at the Grand Avenue mall. Ap­ on a Tokyo subway in March 1995, Excluding all military sights use WMD against its enemies. ing of Pan-Am Flight 103 - to an parently, that day, some terrorist did killing 12 and injuring several would essentially gut the most Moreover, I'd be willing to bet international court after years of the unthinkable, something so hor­ thousand, to be reminded that the important part of the inspections. that Saddam Hussein hates Ameri­ intimating that he would agree to rible you thought nobody would ac­ "new" terrorism is already here. such a compromise. tually do it. But "they" did it. "They" But that is not the end of Iraq's cans a lot more than he hates released anthrax spores into the mall's The worst-case scenarios con­ most recent defiance. Iraq has also Kurds! To believe the United States ventilation system, infecting thou­ jured up by professionals from denied access to information If you're not scared yet, how can rally the world community to sands of innocent people with an­ various fields often involve shady, about equipment used for test does it make you feel to know that our side in order to battle terror­ thrax. small, hitherto unheard of terror­ launching their Samoud missile. Iraqi scientists have been impli­ ism, and the states that sponsor it, As you lay there, you morosely ist groups lacking a state sponsor. Simultaneously, the Iraqis cated in helping the Sudanese - is pure hubris if the Clinton joke to yourself that it would have While international or local barred inspectors from a location with funding from Osama bin administration's top foreign af­ been funny had these terrorists merely home-grown terrorist groups are where missile parts have been Laden — to create their own fairs officials cannot so much as blasted "Anthrax" over the mall's a threat, the specter of state spon­ tagged and scored. chemical weapons? coherently rebut rancorous Ohio speakers, instead of wafting anthrax sored weapons of mass destruc­ State college students. spores through the ventilation system. The question begs to be asked: Whether or not the "pharma­ Instead, we are left conjure up Though you aren't aware (as you're tion (WMD) is also very real. Con­ If Iraq is free of WMD and the ceutical" factory was helping to dead or barely clinging to life), your sider the most recent round of ability to produce them, why do create WMD by manufacturing doomsday scenarios and wait

LETTERS, FROM PACE 26 use taxpayer's money to fund 6,493 Endangered List may not cry wolf full-time federal employees assigned to handling foreign arms deals (and Wisconsin^ wolves roamed our succumb to the wishes of the US arms By Rep. Spencer Black packs naturally migrated from Despite the success of the plan, manufacturers who in the last two entire state. As many as 5,000 Minnesota back into their tradi­ the future of our wolves is not yet years spent $51 million of taxpayers The survival of the timber wolf wolves once called Wisconsin's tional habitat in Wisconsin's out of the woods. Improving pub­ money for lobbying Washington for is a success story in Wisconsin. forests and prairies home. Then, north woods. lic education programs about more taxpayer's money to arm the Thirty-eight years ago, when between 1865 and 1957, the state No wolves were ever trans­ wolves is one of the major jobs of world), we will continue to see the the Wisconsin Conservation De­ placed cash bounties on dead ported into Wisconsin but these the recovery program. Volunteer Pol Pots of the world killing more and partment announced that there wolves to protect hunting and the voyagers started the state's new programs will provide education more people. were no longer any breeding large amount of business it brings population. A recovery plan was on wolves and assist with wolf When you give weapons to des­ to Wisconsin. Along with this started by the Wisconsin Depart­ population locations; winter wolf perately poor people you are creat­ wolves in our state, they were not bounty, habitat destruction and ment of Natural Resources (DNR) howling and tracking surveys; vac­ ing an environment which will lead "crying wolf." The timber wolf, disease all took their toll and to much violence and death. Rather which was native to Wisconsin, in 1989 to help bring back a cination of wolves against diseases; than giving arms to dictators and hu­ joined a long list of native animals forced the wolves to leave our sta*c healthy population of wolves. Be­ cooperative management with man rights violators, perhaps the like the elk, moose, fish, wild tur­ by 1960. cause of this population growth, private landowners; and wolf habi­ American people need to demand key and passenger pigeons that After the Endangered Species the Wisconsin DNR Wolf Advisory tat protection. Thanks to the En­ that their money be used for the ba­ were driven out of our state. Law passed in the early 1970s, the Committee has begun to reclassify dangered Species Law and some sic needs of mankind. If people's ba­ Now, thanks to a lot of hard timber wolf was declared endan­ wolves from endangered to threat­ hard work, Wisconsin has a grow­ sic needs are met, they will not have work and the Endangered Species gered by both the federal govern­ ened. The federal government ing population of wolves. The to deal with armed dictators such as ment and the state of Wisconsin. plans to remove the wolves from endangered species lfst may not Pol Pot. Sometimes silence can be Law, Wisconsin's wolf population With the protection of the law, the protection under the Endangered be crying wolf in the future, but if deadly. may no longer be listed as endan­ gered. population of wolves grew in Species Act and Wisconsin may you are lucky, you may hear the de-list the animals when their howl of a wolf in Wisconsin's wil­ Don Timmerman Before Europeans settled in neighboring states. Some of these Casa Maria Catholic Worker House population reaches 300. derness. of Hospitality 28 THE UWM POST SEPTEMBER 9, 1998

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98 COFFEE CRAWL/POKER RUN OFFICIAL ENTRY SHEET Z-TECA Seven days of party in one night m % x i c A * <; w i 1.1

la) 4:00-6:00 pm. Free admission and pick up Wild Card at UWM Women's Soccer vs. Illinois State on campus behind Architecture Building. Big fun!

lb) 4:30-6:00 (1st Stop, entry forms & first card stapled to form) Also if desired Dinner at 15% off - music by DJ & MC Hazel Knutt - picked up at the corner of Kenwood and Oakland at Z-Teca

2) 600-7:00 (2nd Stop and card stapled to form) walk toward Sentry, Dinner 25% off & enjoy Jamie Edlers Guitar at Ror/s Cafe

3) 7:00-8:00 (3rd Stop & card stapled to form) walk toward Sentry #15 bus with UPass, Laura Mohan Poetry, 1208 East Brady Street at Brewed Awakenings

4) 8:00-9:00 {4th Stop & card stapled to form) Walk across the street for a little juicing and jamming at Zero Degrees, Jazz by Quarter After Nine

5) 9:00-10:00 (5th Stop & card stapled to form) Walk east toward lake to Prospect Ave. Hop on the #30 Downer bus (not the #30 Maryland). Go to 2551 N. Downer Ave. The music's getting hotter with Rachel Raven at Starbucks Cafe

6) 10:00 walk or ride the bus #30 (again, boring) Let's play poker for prizes and win/listen to some kick-ass rock and roll with the US Project till you can't take it anymore at The Union.

7) Bedtime, or the late show -- That's a lot of coffee! Saturday morning wake up - and HI be darned, all that and no freaking hangover!

Poker Run: A playing card is picked up at each of the five scheduled stops and turned in at the end. You are playing five card stud poker. This event including busses is wheelchair accessible, and guides for the blind or visually impaired wis be provided by calling DAG at UWM {414) 229-6669.

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works on projects such as a 37-AFSCME, with 120,000 union PROTEST, FROM PAGE 10 Workfare No," "Jobs Not War," INTERNS, FROM PACE 22 Bookswap, fighting oil drilling in members, voiced support for and "No Justice-No Peace," filled Alaska, and Hunger 8c Workfare workers. White pointed the air. fields of journalism, communica­ Homelessness. to strangle Iraq with vicious sanc­ out how Workfare workers are be­ Speakers proclaimed that the tions, business, marketing, fi­ Wendy Multauf, a former tions. They have money for jet fight­ ing used to bust unions. event was just one of many spir­ nance, and graphic design. WISPIRG intern, said she "met a ers and war ships to attack defense­ By using workfare workers to ited protests that will continue The Student Association has lot of great people working with less countries. The missiles dropped do traditional union jobs at or until the attacks on the poor are availabilities for internships in WISPIRG. And it was great be­ on Afghanistan and Sudan cost L».;1OW minimum wage, living stopped. the areas of media, policy re­ cause we were all working toward more than $75 million. Money for wages for everyone are being low­ An unannounced speaker search, women's issues, the same goal." jobs, not for war." ered, White said. She said this closed the rally by calling for soli- multicultural issues, and many Students interested in intern­ Mariza Rosado, of the Comite needs to be fought against to pro­ darity among all oppressed others. ing for credit can call the Post at Puerto Rico '98 and Parents Against tect all workers' right to a living peoples. He echoed the senti­ WISPIRG, which has a well- 229-4578, the SA at 229-4366, or Police Brutality expressed support wage. ments of many at the protest by developed internship program, WISPIRG at 229-4875. for Workfare workers and de­ After the rally, protestors saying, "I'm here because my life nounced 100 years of U.S. colonial­ marched around City Hall. The is on the line." ism in Puerto Rico. contingent took up a full city PLYMOUTH CHURCH "We're here to fight this to the Brenda White of District Council block while chants of "Jobs Yes - end and win," said Young. UNITED CHURCH OF CHRIST

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