Caravan to Open Picnic Friends and Relatives Are Wel¬ Diplomas Wiu Be Given by Harold Roger Deforest, Scott Betts and Come to Attend the Ceremony

The Courier

Volume 1 Issue 25 Article 1

5-23-1968

The Courier, Volume 1, Issue 25, May 23, 1968

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By Richard Smith

Norman Ross, Chicago television receive final instructions. At 7:50 0/0 THE GREATEST and radio personality, will deliver p.m. they will proceed to the audi¬ Courier the commencement address to the torium. College of DuPage’s first gradua¬ After the processional and the Vol. I, No. 25, Weekly Publication of College of DuPage, Naperville, Illinois tion class at 8 p.m. Friday, June 7, invocation, the College of DuPage in Lyons Township High School Choir will sing a yet to be selected auditorium. song. The commencement address May 23,1968 will follow. Some 198 students will receive RusseU Whitacre, out-going stu¬ Associate of Arts degrees. dent body president, wiU make a short speech as will George Sea¬ Ross has a midnight television ton, chairman of the board of Jun¬ show, Off The Cuff, and several ior CoUege District 502. Dr. weekly radio shows. Rodney Berg, college president wUl present the class. Caravan to Open Picnic Friends and relatives are wel¬ Diplomas wiU be given by Harold Roger DeForest, Scott Betts and come to attend the ceremony. No The all-college picnic May 25 11:30 a.m. tickets have been issued. L. Bitting, vice president-admin¬ others. will start with a parade caravan istration. from Lyons parking lot to the pic¬ Meanwhile, that faculty-student A practice session will be held The graduating class wiU meet nic area at Herrick’s Lake, Bill softball game ought to be a pip. Immediately after the com¬ at 4 p.m. today, Thursday, at in the third floor corridor of the Smith, picnic chairman announced mencement exercises a reception Eastview field, LaGrange. school at 7 p.m. to don robes and Wednesday. The faculty roster, according to for the graduates wUl be held in Smith, Includes this list of fear¬ Room 154, directly across from Anyone of reputable neutrality Requests from former students some gentlemen: Roy (Question) the auditorium. who Is interested in being umpire at Lyons Township Junior College, Marks, Bob (Rock) Gresock, Gabe should call the Lyons government where such a parade has beenheld (The Babe) Hellig, Dirty Dave Six student marshalls will assist office, 354-6304. in the past, urged the tradition to Malek, King Arthur Bevins, Big 37 Students Make in the exercises. They are Judie lead the procession the 20 miles Era (The Arm) LeDuc, Bullet Bob McLuckie, Ed Hummel, Jan Grade, Thomas, Jungle Jim Love, Joltin’ Tom Scotellaro, Mary CaUaghan from Lyons. Starting line-ups will be announc¬ Joe Milligan, Charlie (Flash) Sch¬ President's List and Larry Lemkau. ed at the game which starts at Several students already have neider and Hammering Robert 2 p.m. decorated cars for the parade. Rickard. Winter Quarter Smith said he hoped others would The challengers In this first A mattress race also will enliven No Paper May 30 do the same. the affair and there’s a kissing Thirty-seven students have been annual softball game which pre¬ named to the President’s List for sumably will become a college contest scheduled. Persons wishing to join the cara¬ the winter quarter at the College of Because Memorial Day faUs on tradition are Ed Rutkowski, Jeff van should assemble In the Lyons DuPage, it was announced Wednes¬ The Courier publication date, there Posselt, Mike Muldoon, Gary John¬ More than 900 tickets have al¬ parking lot by 11:15 a.m. Police day. will be no edition published next son, Russ Whitacre, Bill Caprel, ready been distributed. will start the cars leaving at week. To make the select list a student had to maintain an average between The Courier plans to wind up 3.60 and 4. the college year, however, with an eight-page issue June 6. In the fall quarter 32 were on the list. The 37 are:

Patricia J. Adams, Wood Dale; College to List John J. Arney, Naperville; John L. Banks, La Grange; Larry S. Rental Quarters Bolinger, La Grange; William E. Carey, Glen Ellyn; Cynthia Chan¬ dler, Lombard; Dennis L. Clark, College of DuPage is estabUshing La Grange; Stephen Foltz, Brook¬ a Ust of Uving quarters available field; William Forrester, Glen¬ to students. Suburban residents dale Heights; Linda M. Gorgo, with rental facilities can obtain an La Grange Park. application from the Office of Stu¬ dent Activities, Administration An¬ Also Mrs. Vera Hamley, Medin- nex, Naperville. ah; Thomas R. Hanson, Brookfield; Thomas Isaacs, Glen EUyn; David Ernest LeDuc, director of stu¬ D. Jaeger, Western Springs; Ann dent activities at College of DuPage Marie Johnson, Lisle; James Kas- announced that the listing was being par, Itasca; Bryan D. Koeppl, La made as a service to students and Grange; Jeffrey M. Lachine, Elm¬ parents. Since the College is a hurst; Susan Mauk, Western community college designed to Springs; Gary E. Miller, Downers serve students who live within easy Grove; Lesley J. Moeller, Elm¬ commuting distance of the campus, hurst; Mrs. Joyce Monaghan, it maintains no dormitory or other Wheaton; Robert R. Person, Lom¬ student housing. The College as¬ bard; Warren Phelps Jr., Glen sumes no responsibility for Inde¬ EUyn. pendent housing facilities used by students, including those on the The College of DuPage student body was well re- lege pom-pom squad. Also participating were stu- rental index. presented hrTthe Lombard Lilac Parade last Sunday, dents from the Theatre Arts department The Also Robert R. Piemonte, Brook¬ May 19. Shown here are members of the out-going parade is one of the largest annual events held in field; Barbara Rubins, Western Each listing will contain the ad¬ student government in the automobile, and the col- the western suburbs. Springs; Virginia Schubert, La Grange; Walter Shifter, La Grange; dress of the rental unit, the name James Skarnulis, Justice; Jeffrey of the owner, the cost, when it can Summer Quarter L. Sorenson, La Grange Park; be seen and what facilities it offers, Carla E. Stenersen, La Grange such as kitchen, laundry, parking, Senate Rescinds Park; Randolph Stenersen, La etc. Students and parents inter¬ to Open June 14, Grange Park; David Stewart, Glen ested in acquiring a copy of the EUyn; Virginia Thiel, La Grange list can obtain one from the Office One Day Late Park; Lawrence Thompson, Naper- of Student Activities or the Ad¬ Student Speaking Ban vUle; Paul J. Trautt, Wheaton, and missions Office as soon as suf¬ The summer quarter at College John Valcarenghi, Hinsdale. ficient listings are available. of DuPage will start June 14, one By Ray Burdett day later than previously sched¬ uled, John Paris, director of ad¬ The rule banning student speak¬ President Ed Hummel addressed missions, said Wednesday. ers was rescinded and a new rule the senate, asking it to rescind the Spring Formal May 29 put into effect at the senate meet¬ rule making it necessary for all candidates for the positions of chief Glen Crest Junior High School ing May 19 at Finley Rd. The new Tickets to the social event of the The list includes places which judge and four associate judges to wiU not be available until that date. rule would permit: college year, Try to Remember, serve food and drink and are all be interviewed by the senate. He Paris said the new opening date the spring formal at Marriott located in the Chicago metroplitan said they had already been inter¬ applies to all classes, both day 1. That after roll is taken and Motor Inn, are still available at area. viewed by the executive board. and night. minutes read, individuals outside of campus offices. They are $5 the senate will be given 15 minutes The senate voted not to change the The Marriott Inn itself has About 700 students have reg¬ per couple. (collectively) to speak. rule, however, and Hummel gave several excellent restaurants. The notice that candidates will be pre¬ istered so far, about half the total Mary E. Kelly, chairman of the Stirrup Cup features several sented to the senate at the next expected for the quarter. 2. That individuals would be given formal, said Bresnahan Studio will steaks, patterned after an English another 15 minutes (collectively) at meeting. Men’s Grill. Also there is danc¬ Late registration will be at Glen take pictures during the dance the end of the meeting to speak be¬ ing at the Wind Jammer bar, Crest, 22W141 Sheehan Ave., Glen May 29. The charge is $4.95 Bob Cowan, student observerfor patterned after the inside of a fore adjournment. Ellyn, at the following times: June for two color 5x7 pictures plus the Council for Educational Pro¬ clipper ship, or perhaps a late 10- 11 - 12 and 13 from 7 to four wallet size photos. 3. That individuals would be able gram, also spoke before the senate. night drink in the Firehouse Tav- 9 p.m., and June 14 from 9 a.m. to to speak after a motion is made and He spoke of the Importance and en, with its authentic 1890 fire 3 p.m. and 7 to 9 p.m. These reg¬ Marriott Motor Inn is five miles before it is voted on as long as it future of the council, and suggested istration times will be open to both east of Rte. 45 (Manneheim Rd.) engine. pertains to the motion. The chair the senate think of students to be on students and the general public. No on Higgins Rd. and the Northwest would determine the amount of time next years council. The Sheraton O’ Hare Motor Hotel appointment is necessary. Tollway. the individual could speak. on Mannheim between Higgins and The senate also decided that they A directory of fine eating places Touhy has the Brass Rail restaur¬ would post in The Courier the times There will be a student center at The senate also disbanded the ant. Glen Crest this summer. Food ser¬ has been compiled by Miss Kelly Student HandbookCommitteeform¬ and places where they can be vice wUl be available there also. for those who plan to splurge. ed at the last meeting. reached. THE COURIER, May 23, 1968. Page 2 Deans List Expands Music-Theater LITTLE MAN ON CAMPUS Class to Present to 101 for 2nd Quarter " “ "" X The Dean’s List at College of Original Musical ville; David L. Knapp, La Grange; DuPage jumped to 101 for the Kenneth Kosan, Western Springs. winter quarter compared with 87 in The College of DuPage music the fall quarter. To make the list theater class will wind up its year Elaine Latzke, Brookfield; Ruth- a student had a grade point aver¬ with an original musical, "Road to anne Lina, Winfield; Kathleen Lo¬ age of between 3.20 and 3.59. River City,” at 8 p.m. Saturday, gan, Downers Grove; David Love, June 8, in Maryknoll Auditorium. North Riverside; Steve Maddux, The students are: Wheaton; Merle Mayr, La Grange The action takes place in and Park; Christine McGowan, La Thomas L. Andrlik, Western around the train to River City, Grange; Barry Melton, Lisle; Lois Springs; Bruce G. Armstrong, Iowa, and borrows this theme from C. MUler, La Grange; A. James Downers Grove; AllanL. Barsema, the famous musical "The Music Montague, Lisle; Dennis J. Mullen Naperville; Susan E. Becker Man”. Wheaton; Pamela L. Neal, La Brookfield; Allen J. Bishop, Cic¬ Grange Park; David Nelson, La ero; Sharon L. Block, La Grange- The music is from some of Grange Park; Carol Newman, La Mary P. Bobak, Lisle; Mary Bro- Broadway’s most famous musicals: Grange; Donald J. O’Brien, La kin, Bridgeview; Kenneth Bruhn, "The Music Man”, "Guys and Grange; Ray Orlando, Glen Ellyn; Brookfield; Mart R. Brumke, Villa Dolls”, "West Side Story”, "My Howard J. Palmer Jr., Downers Park; Lawrence R. Bullman, La Fair Lady”, "Camelot”, "Bye, Grove; John Paolinetti, Hinsdale; Grange; Deborah Burt, Lombard; Bye, Birdie”, "Oliver”, "The Beverly Peterson, La Grange. George Ceferin, La Grange; Diane Fantastics”, "South Pacific”, Cherry, Western Springs. "The Unsinkable Molly Brown”, Also Patricia K. Petersen, La and others. Grange; Raymond Phelan, Hins¬ Joseph Cikan, Brookfield; Wil¬ dale; Victoria M. Pilgrim, Villa Each scene will spotlight dif¬ liam Coletta,ClarendonHills; Ken¬ Park; Patricia P1 a ge m an, Hins¬ neth Crooks, La Grange; James W. ferent members of the class with dale; Frank Pond, Brookfield; Davis, Lombard; David A. Dench, original words, music, and dance. Douglas K. Raguse, Oak Brook; Bensenville; Candace A. Denning, The students are under the direc¬ Jack Randles, Lombard; Cather¬ tion of P. J. Regan and Pete Kent, Downers Grove; Donna Dittman, ine M. Rapp, Downers Grove; Vic¬ co - student directors. Instructor Brookfield; Ronald Douglass, Clar¬ toria E. Rossi, La Grange; Karen endon Hills; Susan G. Dudley, Lisle; for the course is Dr. Carl Lambert. Scheck, Downers Grove; Gayle J. William D. Eagan, Bensenville; Schulz, La Grange; Kurt E. Selin, 11 It isn't for moneythat one goes INTO TEACHING Intermission entertainment will Robert A. Edmunds, Bensenville; La Grange; Alva Settle, La Grange; the CONTRARY, I FINP A PEEP A PRDfOlNP fBKSOfR SATlSFACTCN- be provided by the College of Du¬ Jean Faynor, Brookfield; Karen Edward C. Shea, La Grange; David Page athletic department. A group Ferguson, La Grange. Shelton, Elmhurst; Joel R. Shroff, of dancers will stage routines to Addison. Theatre Classes current popular songs, under the Jeanne Fey, La Grange; Larry direction of Mrs. Mary Sanders, Fields, Hinsdale; Donna Filip, Readers Theatre, Kenneth Smalley, Western to Present Series dance instructor at the College of Westmont; Lynn Francik, Claren¬ Springs; ZayN. Smith, Palos Park; DuPage. don Hills; KarolinaD. Frazon, Hin¬ Michael Soto, Elmhurst; Edward A series of programs open to sdale; Joseph J. Gabriel, Wheaton; New Art Form, S. Spalding, Wood Dale; Mrs. Bon¬ students and faculty are being plan¬ Tickets may be purchased from Glenn Galeckl, La Grange. ned by students in Mrs, Jodie nie Steen, La Grange; James Swit- the class members or at the door. Briggs’ Oral Interpretation and alski, Argo; Elizabeth Tarmichael, At Lyons June 2 Admission is by activity ticket or Also Armando Giacometti Jr., Glen Ellyn; David A. Thomas, La Introduction to the Theatre classes. $1.00. Addison; Nancy GUI, Lombard; Grange; Thomas Vana, Downers Students from Mrs. Jodie Briggs’ John R. Golden, Wheaton; Roy Hal¬ Grove; Robert Vasicek, Addison; On May 29 at 8:30 a.m. In the Oral Interpretation class will pre¬ ford, La Grange; Patricia A. Hat- Judith Vlazny, Western Springs; Student Lounge at Lyons, George sent a Readers Theatre perfor¬ maker, Downers Grove; Michael Judith Wall, Western Springs; Tim¬ McCaUum’s short story "The Song mance of "The Brick and the Rose” YR Club to Man C aruso Sang* ’ wiU be presented as Haws, La Grange; Lawrence G. othy E. West, Western Springs; by Lewis John Carlino at 2:30p.m. Readers Theatre by James Cerny, Haynes, Lisle; Paul D. Johnson, Mrs. Sandra Williams, La Grange; Sunday, June 2, in the Community James Gansberg, Thomas Hahn, Carnival Booth Bridgeview; Shirley C. Johnson, Scott A. Woeltje, Lombard; Val¬ Room at Lyons. The public is in¬ Bruce Holecek, Charles Maxwell, vited; no admission will be charg¬ Western Springs; Dennis N. Kane, erie Worman, Glen EUyn; Martha Michael Mullen Ed Nieman, Jack ed. Hinsdale; MaryE. Kelly, La Grange J. Wyatt, Clarendon Hills, and Mrs. The College of DuPage Young Park; Thomas H. KUngbeil, Naper¬ AUce Yoder, Wheaton. Phillips, Elmer Rude, Bonnie Republicans will man a booth at Steen, and Wenonah Wise. There are 10 actors who portray the Glen Ellyn Jaycee’s carnival 46 characters. The play is an at¬ May 28 through June 1. Paul The Courier is a weekly publication by students of the College At 8:30 a.m. June 10, Lee Schmidt tempt to recreate highly selective Johnson, sophmore. La Grange, and Linda Swanson will be the read¬ fragments of a slum boy’s life. It who arranged for the club to par¬ of DuPage with administrative offices in Naperville, Ill Editor¬ ers for an hour program treating is done through a series of ex- ticipate, said they expect their ial offices are in Glen Hill, 799 Roosevelt Rd., Glen Ellyn Tele¬ booth to give the college needed phone 858-2150. the life and works of William Shake¬ pressionistic vocal collages in speare. This will be given in the which sould and voice are used publicity and also to make money Publication personnel include: EDITOR, T. Dennis O’Sul¬ Community Room at Lyons for the exclusive of physical action. for future club activities. livan; SPORTS EDITOR, Scott Betts; CHIEF PHOTOGRAPH¬ coUege Shakespeare class and any ER, Jim Cmolik. Faculty adviser is Gordon Richmond. other persons. In the past few years there has The club will be running a game News copy and pictures may be delivered to the Courier been much experimentation both of chance. office. The deadline is 10 p.m. Tuesday. Last week B. J. Robertson, Pete on the campuses and in profes¬ Hadley, Judy Beull, and Lee sional theatre with Readers Thea¬ All money taken In will be divided Schmidt read Sartre’s "No Exit’’ tre. This new art form is chal¬ between the Jaycee’s and the for students in world literature lenging to the performers and ex¬ groups running the booths. The class. citing for the audience. Jaycee’s receive one third and the It Ends June 11 group receives two thirds. Cuttings from "Dylan" are to be Appearing in "The Brick and The last day of classes for all presented in the Community Room the Rose” are George Luvisi, Lee The carnival will be open frm students, Including those graduat¬ from 10:30 to 11:20 on June 10 and Schmidt, B. J. Robertson, Karen 6 to 10 p.m. on Tuesday, Wed¬ ing June 7, will be Tuesday, June 11 by Mike Jones, Marianne Bardy, Nichols, Judy Buell, Pete Hadley, nesday and Friday, and from 10 Letters 11, It was announced by John Paris, Linda Swanson, Chris Beard, Russ a.m. to 10 p.m. on Thursday and Cynthia Chandler, Pete Hadley, director of admissions. Scott Firth, and Linda Swanson. Whltacre, and Dave McCarthy. Saturday.

Dear Editor:

I’d like to express my new found enthusiasm for The Courier. For a while I was at the point when I could find interest only In "The Sunday s Picnic-Where The Action Will Be Press Box”, and that wasn’t really because I’m very crazy about Unit 1. College of DuPage - Administration Offices sports, but because I enjoyed the 29W235 Ferry Road, Naperville, Ill. 60540 verbal blows Scott Betts and Terry Unit 2. Administration Annex Kopitke dealt each other. Now I 29W235 Ferry Road, Naperville, Ill. 60540 Unit 3. Lyons Township High School look forward to each issue for a 100 S. Brainard, LaGrange, Ill. 60525 different reason. Unit 4. Hinsdale Central High School 55th & Grant Streets, Hinsdale, Ill. 60521 The Courier has lately shown it¬ Unit 5.\Plentywood Farm Reamurant l^tkS. Church Road, bensenville, Ill. 60106 self to be a newspaper which gen¬ Unit 6. National College of Chiropractic uinely cares not only about the 200 East^RQOsevelt/Lombard, Ill. 60148 "pressing” problems at C of D, Unit 7. Finley Roadt (gee whiz, the Chaparrals lost 426 Finley Road.^qmbard, HI. 60148 Unit 8. Maryknoll Sen; another one) but also the real is¬ lSl

Sincerely, Kirby Bivans, La Grange Park. Taking Early Final THE COURIER, May 23,1968. Page 3 SENATE REPORT Can (iet Involved

fore and after each meeting, and With Red Tape y Mary Bobak a limited amount of time before offtcal voting on a by-law, In which By Dan Tumpach CARRERA MOTORS 3y this time, fellow students, you to bring up any point that he feels ay be wondering whether you elect- pertinent to the discussion. Pretty soon, youjfcanbet, rumors 1 a government, or a bunch of will start circulating that all you Presents the All New tatus-seeking politlcans when you This column, though, is meant to have to do Is fill out a form and you lected your Senate. Let me assure communicate with the students on a can take your finals early. Before TRIUMPH ou that the latter Is not the case, person - to - person basis, so I you start figuring what to do with ough In light of some of the by- would like to point out a few Ideas an extra week off, here’s the red TR-250 ws passed In our second session of my own. tape involved. n May 12, this might have appeared be true. The particular by-law This newest by-law gives you, the First, you must get the proper which I am referring pertins student, an opportunity to person- form from the administrative of¬ the subject of student partlci- nally address your Senate, and I fices in the various facilities. Sound atlon In Senate meetings. urge you to take advantage of it, A easy? Read on. government Is only as good as the This ruling was a major error on people It represents. Show us, by Then, If you think your reason he part of the College of DuPage attending our open sessions, and by Is valid enough, you must get the enate. This ruling was passed giving us your ideas, that you are written approval of the Instructor. ather hastily, and when reconsid- Interested in your school. Help us You must also attach a document, red at our last meeting on May make C. of D. a school you want to for example, from an employer, to give evidence of said validity. Last, 9, was rescinded. work for, Instead of a convenient place to study. Now, for those who you must sent the request, the We feel that you should and will be are Interested In attending, the next attachment, and a check or money -Iven an opportunity to express your Senate session will be held at the order ($5.00 per exam) to the pinions to the Senate. This newest Finley Road unit, on Friday, May Registrar’s Office no less than two y-law enables you to do exactly 24, at 5:00 p.m. weeks prior to the date the test Is his. In accordance with this rule, requested. tudents will be accorded time be- I hope to see you there. From then on It’s out of your hands. Final approval must come from an official sounding group known as The Academic Regula¬ tions Committee. Strange Things Happen, • 6 Cylinder Engine But, don’t worry-if your request • Power Disc Brakes is denied you get your five bucks back. • Fully Independent Suspension Says Finley Director' • Radial Ply Tires Buy Your Sports Car from the Team That Builds By Felice Verive IRC Issues Them for the Pros. Strange and humorous things hap¬ Some of the teachers have a tough June 1 Deadline pen every day to the "Directors” time, too, especially the younger- CARRERA MOTORS of the Finley Rd. unit. Miss Carol looking ones. Once a man came in Materials borrowed from the Livingstone and Mrs. Donna Zwler- to get tickets for the picnic. Mrs. Instructional Resources Center 30 E. St. Charles lein are College of DuPage secre¬ Zwlerlein asked for his activity this quarter, or any preceding taries who know about everything ticket. The man looked in his wal¬ quarter, are due on Friday, June LOMBARD, ILL. that goes on at Finley and who make let, but didn’t have one. So she re¬ 7. Failure to return materials by 629-5060 sure everything gets done. They fused to give him the tickets until this date will result In grades and TEAM &1L-MV>' Jarrera see a panorama of college life from he got one. He turned out to be a transcripts being withheld until the the viewpoint of both student and teacher. obligations to the IRC are cleared, teacher. it was announced Wednesday. It’s often embarrassing to Mrs. “It’s fascinating,” says Mrs. Zwlerlein especially when she indi Zwlerlein. "With all the students, gnantly tells a teacher she thinks Is professors and the coffepot, there is a student to stop rummaging around no end to the strange requests or in the desks. calamities that arise.” But the real spice of Finley used to Spring Students come Into her office to be Mr. Marion Chase’s drama class. borrow everything from pencils and Mrs. Zwlerlein woqld hear some¬ paper to books out the lost and found thing like, "Get out and stay out!” to use during an open book test. followed by the crash of a door One student even took the table she slamming. Not knowing It was a was typing on right out from under class, she would always look to see her. Mrs. Zwlerlein still doesn’t who was getting kicked out of class. know why that happened except the student mumbled something about Now, the drama class is no longer his speech class. around, but there is no end to the weird things students and teachers Another time, a student came In do. Mrs. Zwlerlein wouldn’t trade * and asked for something he could her job for the world. Besides, use to pry the fender of his motor¬ she says, these College of DuPage cycle out of the wall. Someone incidents make good stories to tell had told him that If he drove It fast her children. enough, the bike would go through the wall. So he tried out this theory on the Finley building, but was NIU Invites Berg luckily unsuccessful. To Inaugural Rites Other times, It Is car trouble. One week, three different students Dr. Rodney Berg, president of College of DuPage, has been in¬ 4 came In asking for wire hangers because they locked their keys In vited to serve as an official dele¬ the car. gate at the May 24 Inauguration of Dr. Rhoten A. Smith as president <*> Then there was the time the man of Northern Illinois University, De came to read the water meter, and Kalb. no one knew where it was. After a long, uproarious search, the meter Dr. Smith, who will be Northern <%y $ was finally located In the back of Illinois University’s sixth presi¬ the typing room. dent, will be Inaugurated at 10:30 a.m. In the Field House of the University.

Come Watch The Wild One Lead... m*y Z9J96& THE HAPPY HUMPERS 9:00- 1:00 to victory in the Mattress Race May 26 at Herrick's lake at the College of mrfoJTRIon DuPage Picnic m\e\ THE HUMPERS ARE: The Wild One Dr. Schmultz Chase-'er Mr. Dillins $5.00 coupk Pinky 2.55 Slugs THE COURIER, May 23,1968. Page 4 PRESS BOX

By Scott Betts

Is baseball a game anymore? Do players play because they love the game? In college It Is a game. But, Is that where the game ends and big business comes In?

Scene: The clubhouse of a major league team. We see a reporter glancing hesitantly Into the players’ dressing room, pen In hand, his fingers sweating. He slowly puts one foot through the door and waits for lightning to strike. His face registers surprise when no shock comes and, his face relaxing, he steps boldly Into the room. Cautious¬ ly he approaches a rather large man who Is counting money. The reporter speaks, his voice cracking with fear.

“Excuse me. Slugger. Uh, my boss sent me down here to get an Interview with you. Slugger? Slugger?”

The player finishes counting the money, sticks the roll In his pocket and turns around, His face Is hard, his eyes cold. “Interview, huh? Well.I don’t know. How much does It pay?”

“You mean how much do we pay you? Uh, er, well, we.... uh, usually don’t have to pay for Interviews. Nobody ever asked for money before.” The reporter cringes In fear.

COLLEGE OF DUPAGE baseball team poses for La Grange; Allen Lehuta, Elmhurst; Donald Pankow, Slugger Is remarkably docile. “No money, huh? Well, I guess ! picture: (FRONT ROW: left to right) Don Bozovsky, Lombard; Kenneth Boerman, La Grange; Robert can do it for my fans. Alright, shoot.” Oakbrook; William Caprel, La Grange; Richard Clements, Palatine; Richard Mertes, Hinsdale; Legoretta, Glen Ellyn; Robert Behn, Downers Grove; Thomas Ekenberg, Lombard; Thomas Hahn, La The reporter, overjoyed at his good fortune, grabs his paper and Lee Weems, Downers Grove; Edward Rusch, Justice; Grange; Scott Firth, Clarendon Hills; Robert Burgess, pen. “You’ve recently gone 10-11 In the last three games, Slugger. Michael McDarrah, Lombard; and Walter Brandt, Hickory Hills, and Coach Robert Smith, La Grange. Have you done anything to bring this surge on. You know, change Elmhurst. (BACK ROW: left to right) Glenn Mills, your stance or something like that?”

Slugger laughs. “Naw, nothin’ like that. It’s getting near the end Jonkheer Chosen of the season. I figure if I finish good the boys upstairs might up my paycheck a little next year.” Trojans Hand DuPage All-State in B-Ball “Oh, you mean the proverbial salary push.”

Perry Jonkheer, star guard for Slugger has a blank look in his eyes. “Salary push! Who said Fifth Straight Setback the College of DuPage basketball anything about a salary push? I’m a team man! I wanta help the club, team, was picked for the All State that’s all. We gotta chance to take it all, you know,” for three or four Innings and then Continuing in their losing ways Junior College basketball team by someone makes an error and that the CoUege of DuPage Chaparrals' the Illinois Junior College coaches. “But Slugger, you’re in last place, 52 games out of first with only error leads to more boots.” Smith dropped their fifth consecutive ball Perry, who averaged 24.9 points 10 games left to play.” stated that the team has been game to the Rock Valley Trojans, a game for the Chaparrals, was 10-1 in a skid that has lasted for weak up the middle all season one of twelve players chosen for the “So what! I’m still a team player!” two weeks. Before the DuPage and that this is where most of honor. squad fell victim to a severe case the errors occur. Even after The reporter scratches his pad a couple of times. changing shortstops and second- of error making that has figured Jonkheer hit on 49% of his shots basemen the miscues still persist. to a large extent in their last five from the field and made 66% of his “What made you decide to become a baseball player, Slugger?” defeats, the DuPage Roadrunners DuPAGE free-throws. Perry led the team were holding a respectable 8-4 AB R H in virtually every category the “It’s better than working in a factory, ain’t it?” record. However, the Chaparrals’ Caprel 5 1 1 past season. record now stands at an 8-9 mark Weems 5 0 2 “Well.uh.I guess so.” for the season and 4-4 in the con¬ Clements 2 0 0 ference. The Roadrunners will Ekenberg 3 0 0 “Darn right it is! Money’s damn good, too. I made 100 grand this have a chance to come out with Phelen 4 0 2 year, you know.” a .500 season if they can defeat Merters 4 0 1 DuPage Hosted Prairie State and a 5-4 reocrd “That’s as much as the President of the United States makes, 3 0 0 in conference competition. Behn Slugger.” Legoretta 4 0 1 Tennis Meet Rock Valley’s Trojans got off to Hahn 3 0 0 “What’s the President got to do with it? I thought you wanted to a quick lead when they scored The Northern Illinois Junior Col¬ interview me?” three times in the third frame. 33 1 7 lege Conference Tennis Meet was As has been the case in the last hosted by the College of DuPage “I thought I did,” the reporter mumbles, five defeats and error started the ROCK VALLEY AB R H Friday, May 17. It didn’t turn out rally and once again an error this too good for the host school but, Anderson 5 1 1 “What did you say?” time by the shortstop Billy Caprel, all in all, it was an excellent 2 1 got the opposition’s spree under¬ Schrader 2 tournament. There was no team Freden 5 3 3 “Nothing, Slugger. Listen, you must love baseball, or else you way. With two on (one via the competition. Only individual tro¬ wouldn’t be playing it, right? That’s the main reason you play base¬ Dailey 3 1 2 error) Rock Valley firstbasemen phies were handed out. ball, isn’t it? Because you love the game?” F reden hit a single driving In both Allen 3 1 0 runners and then came home on K. Anderson 3 0 0 Ed Williams, of Blackhawk J.C. “Yeh, I guess so. But, money never hurt nobody, eh?” 4 0 0 a nassed ball. Mullvain took the number one singles event DuPage’s only score came in the Trapp 4 1 1 by beating Howard Schmidt of Mor- The reporter, his pad still blank, glances helplessly around the left and was driven home by Lee Emersen 3 1 1 ton 6-3, 4-6, 6-3. Jim Elliot of room. “What would you say to a young kid about to enter the majors? Weems after Caprel had stolen Slokun 0 0 0 Rock Valley took honors in the With your experience, your word might mean a lot.” second base. The Trojans came Culvey 1 0 0 second singles event, whipping back with two runs in their half G. Anderson 1 0 0 Dave Beck of Thornton 6-0, 6-3, Slugger thinks a moment. 'I’d guess I’d tell him to swing for the of the fifth and five more In the fences. That’s where the money is. Home run hitters make the most sixth to round out the rout. 30 10 9 Dave Beck of Thornton 6-0, 6-3. dough.” After the contest College of Du¬ The Sauk Valley doubles team of Page baseball coach Bob Smith R H E John Wilkinson and Dave Hekms The reporter slumps on the bench. He rubs a sweaty palm across said that he was very displeased DuPage 000 010 000 1 7 6 defeated Rock Valley’s Bruce Carl- his face. “Slugger, you’ve been In this leaguefor 10 years now. What with the way his team performed. Rock V. 003 025 OOx 10 7 2 son and Craig Swenson 7-5, 6-3 would you say was the greatest moment in your career?” “It seems that we play good ball to take the doubles championship.

Slugger rubs his jaw and stands up. After a few moments of deep JUAN AND JOHN WHIP DUPAGE concentration, he says, “I guess it was the time I hit that home run with two men aboard and drilled a Wonderful Juan Marichal and for a sick kid in the hospital. Yeh, that was something.” hammerin’ John Henry Hollowell Lee Weems fastball over the cen- Trial Shuttle Bus terfield fence, a good 400 feet combined their rather dubious tal¬ A smile from the reporter brightens the room. He is about to away. Hollowell faced Wee ms again ents to help the Stateville Stars Service Assured burst out something when Slugger continues. romp to an easy 16-9 victory over in the sixth, this time with the bases full of gray uniforms. John There will be shuttle bus ser¬ the College of DuPage Saturday, “I got a five thousand dollar bonus for that. Man, the old bank book Henry promptly smacked another vice for students at the College of May 18 in a game played at the really jumped.” round-tripper that sent Weems to DuPage during the summer quar¬ Stateville Prison in, you guessed the showers and brought on Bob ter, John Paris, director of ad¬ it, Stateville. The reporter stands up, curses once, and leaves the room. Slugger, Behn. Behn was rocked for two missions, said Wednesday. The fictitious and oftenfrlghten- his face screwed up questioningly, reaches in his pocket for his roll more runs in the seventh when ing names of the inmates seemed of bills. He begins to count, slowly. Stateville catcher George Terrel Paris said final contracts have to have a sobering effect on the lined a homer with a mate aboard. not yet been drawn because certain Chaparrals as the Green and Gold The Chaparrals committed nine legal requirements must be met blew a nine run lead and went errors in the game. Rick Mertes down to their sixth setback of the drove in four runs for DuPage with season. Marichal came on in the The buses wiii leave the Lisle 'Baliad of A Soldier' to End Film Series third after the C of D squad had two singles and a triple. DuPage fared little better Mon¬ and the Glen Ellyn train stations on poured across nine runs in three either half - hour or hourly sched- The College of DuPage 1968 in recent years, “Ballad of A innings. Juan proceeded to blank day against a strong Wright team ules, Paris said. This will give Foreign Film Program will end Soldier” is the story of a teen-age the Green and Gold the rest of the as the Chaparrals dropped their third conference battle 7-0. students who have access to the May 24 with the showing of the fighter and his naive idea of war. way. C.B.&Q. and the Chicago North- Russian film “Ballad of A Soldier” Three Wright h u r 1 e r s held Du John Henry, who was to be parol¬ western the opportunity to use the at g p.m. t„ the Maryknoll College A $1.00 admission charge will be ed two days later, celebrated in Page to only four hits while Bob service. A nominal fee will be Auditorium, Rte. 53, Glen Ellyn, made at the door for suburban fine style by belting two home runs, Behn, who went all the way, yielded charged. Tickets must be pur- residents. No charge will be made both in the 11 run sixth inning that eight safties and all seven runs. chased in advance and no change praised by American critics as for College of DuPage faculty, saw the Stars grab a 14-9 lead. Lee Weems went two-for-four for will be available on the bus. one of the finest European films students and staff. Big John came to bat in that sixth the Chaparrals.