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LET THERE BE ROCK BAND 2 By Andrew Ho Contributing Writer

Th e seemingly fl imsy, plastic guitar controller should be quite familiar to most people these days who are acquainted with the concept of television, and the formula of rocking out on your TV just gets better with Harmonix’s latest, Rock Band 2. For those who may not be familiar with the genre in question, goodness forbid, rhythm games made a particularly big splash in today’s culture with the advent of Guitar Hero just a scant three years ago. Since then, fans and beginners have had more and more songs and ways to bring out their inner rock star, culminating in the Rock Band series, which incorporates a microphone for vocals, a drum set and a bass track in addition to the guitar controller, ending up with one of the best games you could fi nd at a party (unless Twister or Pictionary is your thing). To be fair though, Rock Band 2 doesn’t do much to revolutionize or change the formula its predecessor set, but adds a good bit of polish and functionality, as well as a truckload of new songs to jam to. Th e set list is quite impressive and varies with classics ranging from the 1960’s and 1970’s with Th e Who and Fleetwood Mac, up to the 1990’s and beyond with garage and grunge music from Red Hot Chili Peppers and Beastie Boys. A good injection of heavy metal and pop music comes next with Megadeth, Metallica, Modest Mouse and the like. As if this wasn’t enough, you can import all the songs from the fi rst Rock Band game and any songs you downloaded from Xbox Live, bringing the grand total up past a whopping 300 songs to shuffl e through. Th ere is plenty more for players to eagerly sink their teeth into, as not only have the tracks from Rock Band been tuned up slightly, the new tracks have plenty to off er as well. Th e guitar tracks range from easy-going for beginners, right up to blister-inducing for those diehards who’d complained that guitar tracks from Rock Band were too easy. Th ere’s now a ‘Drum Trainer’ mode as well for those upcoming drummers to practice their beats and fi lls, and the vocals are devoid of the minute yells and shouts that could make or break a band. While the graphics remain generally the same, fi lters and eff ects have been added to make each performance play out like a music video, and the number of venues to play at have been upped, with places like Beijing and Istanbul to tour. Avatar customization has also been tweaked nicely, allowing me to get my mohawked, Viking-esque guitarist on the stage and playing within minutes. Speaking of worldwide locations, the long-awaited feature of allowing play- ers to play in the ‘World Tour’ mode together through Xbox Live has been added, allowing bands to play their way across the world while unlocking rides, staff and venues, and taking steps towards international fame. Another step up from the previ- ous title is the inclusion of “Challenge Mode” and “Battle of the Bands,” modes which allow players to truly test their skills, or simply have fun, depending on their mood. As of this time, I have yet to play with the new instruments that were bundled with the special edition, but the improvements they’ve made are certainly worth looking into when they’re sold separately later on. While turning up the sound on your TV is bound to annoy your neighbors with your jam session (as you should do, of course), it’s equally Photo by Blake Israel / Student Publications advised to invite them in for a game or two. Even without any leaps and bounds made into Kyra Key, 2nd-year ME major, rocks out on the rhythm game genre, Rock Band 2 is undoubtedly on top of the game when it comes to bass guitar to Bon Jovi’s “Livin’ on a Prayer.” getting the party started. Abrams’ provides edgy, supernatural thrills

By Philip Tharp often reminiscent of Th e X - F i l s e , degrading disease, killing ev- Senior Staff Writer with a dash of mystery à la Lost, eryone on the plane and leaving and it appears as though it will re- only bones covered by a thin Th e two-hour of veal its plot through the serializa- layer of skin. Th e FBI are soon Fringe managed to hold my tion style that has regained popu- on the scene and the story in- interest throughout despite its larity in recent years (starting with troduces its main character, Ol- slightly hackneyed script and Lost and revisited by Heroes). ivia Dunham (, un- somewhat bland acting. Without careful inspection, inspired and somewhat forced). Co-creator J.J. Abrams the opening of the fi rst episode ap- Th e audience learns that she is in grabbed my attention with Lost pears as though it is taken straight a secret relationship with fellow four years ago, and although from Lost, as an airplane jolts agent John Scott (Mark Valley, his new venture in television back and forth through heavy tur- clichéd). isn’t nearly as exciting, Fringe bulence. However, before you in- It isn’t long before the action presents some cool ideas and stantly discount the show because kicks in and the two lovers are shows defi nite promise for the Lost never interested you, or fall sent to investigate a potential forthcoming season. in love with it because you need suspect. In pursuit of the mys- Th e creators reportedly had something to replace Lost until terious suspect, Agent Scott falls $10 million to work on the pi- the next season starts back up in victim to chemical components lot episode, making it the most January, Fringe quickly separates of the bioterrorism weapon in- expensive pilot in television itself from the island drama and troduced on the plane. How- history, and it shows through ventures into new territory. ever, doctors retard the advance- creative special eff ects and Th e show continues as a man ment of the disease, and the task Image Courtesy of Fox Broadcasting Network large production sets. Th e sci- on the airplane unleashes some Joshua Jackson plays a doctor’s genius son (with an I.Q. of 190) fi /mystery television show is sort of rapidly-infecting, tissue- See Fringe, page 21 in J.J. Abrams (creator of Lost) latest sci-fi thriller, Fringe.

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BUZZworthy Our most entertaining picks for your week

DVD: Risky Business: 25th Anniversary TV: House Edition Everyone’s favorite cynical and cane- It’s been too long since you’ve seen Tom dependent doctor is back for a new Cruise dance around in his underwear, and season. Tuesday, Sept. 16, marked the Warner Brothers knows it. To remedy this beginning of the fi fth season of this problem, WB has re-released this little gem to medical drama. Tensions have never celebrate the 25th anniversary of its original been higher between Wilson and release. For those unfamiliar with this eighties House due to Amber’s death. You can classic, important plot aspects include a catch House on Fox every Tuesday at Porsche, Princeton and prostitution. DVD 8 p.m. features include: commentary with Cruise, director Paul Image Courtesy of DreamWorks Pictures Brickman and Movie: Ghost Town producer Jon Ricky Gervais has been kind to television. This witty Brit is the creator of The Avnet; a Offi ce as well as Extras. So what is this funny man up to now? Starring in a new retrospective; comedy where he can see ghosts after he has died and been brought back to original screen life, that’s what! David Koepp, director of suspense fl icks Stir of Echoes and tests and the Secret Window, takes the helm in this quirky comedy. Starring alongside Gervais director’s cut of are Greg Kinnear and Tea Leoni. Ghost Town opens everywhere today, so head the fi nal scene. to the nearest theatre. Image Courtesy of Warner Bros. Image Courtesy of Fox Broadcasting Network

Album: Peter Game: Star Wars: The Force Unleashed Bjorn and John’s The Star Wars video game franchise is, let’s say, inconsistent. Though some games Seaside Rock are worthy of the Jedi (Knights of the Old Republic), others belong in the depths of Remember that Dagobah. The Force Unleashed is the newest installment to the series, and incredibly catchy attention is fi nally song with all the given to an aspect of whistling that was the Star Wars in all those universe that has commercials and been inexplicably the movie 21? glossed over in most Well, that song is games. Controlling called “Young the Force is Folks,” and the absolutely something band is Peter gamers want, and Bjorn and John. Image Courtesy of Almost Gold hopefully this game Their 2006 album will deliver. Star Wars: Writer’s Block was heralded by critics and won over many new fans thanks to the The Force Unleashed band’s pretty pop sensibilities. Catch their new album, Seaside Rock, this Sept. 23. was released Sept. 16. Image Courtesy of LucasArts

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I’m not sure I’m interested.” Return the Haitian and nothing immoral will happen to the per- sian rug. don’t test us. To guy with the PBF Anti-Skub shirt: Watch your back... I am in love with you...even if you’re going to leave me in the woods. sorry no dillon references last week frat castles are da bomb his middle name is hot sauce You always left me smiling and satisfi ed . . . TTWS Correction: TWSS gary and dillon loving it up in rm 10 why is garys door always locked? just ask dillon Palin is dropping bombs like a B-52 jake is a closet emo who thinks too much about life 20 • September 19, 2008 • Technique ENTERTAINMENT ’s Infinite Undiscovery falls short of expectations shun the real-time approach of the through dungeons are important The depth of a truly excellent game, where battles and situations aspects. However, Infinite Un- RPG is difficult to obtain in that change in response to the player’s discovery has several flaws that, relatively short amount of time, choices, it is an evolution in RPGs at times, make this gameplay less and Infinite Undiscovery is no ex- that many find unique and enter- than enjoyable. ception. taining. When given a mission with The time-consuming part of The world ofInfinite Undiscov- vague location descriptions cou- the game is that the save points ery is based upon certain humans pled with a large world map, it are spaced out in such a way that having the ability to use magic, can get discouraging retracing the the “game over” screen may elicit a due to the moon phase they were same paths looking for the nook feeling of despair when you realize born under. One group, called the or cranny you need. how long it’s been since you were Order of the Chains, seeks to dis- The battle system, since it is in last able to save. rupt this flow of magic by chain- real-time, utilizes artificial intelli- With Tri-Ace as the game de- ing the moon to the earth, send- gence for your other party mem- veloper, the lack of depth in the ing them on a collision course. A bers, which can get frustrating. storyline is quite disappointing, man named Sigmund the Libera- If Capell dies, then the player since this is the company that de- Image Courtesy of Square Enix tor is the people’s only hope. has no control over what the veloped , a gem among Square Enix’s new release Infinite Undiscovery is a beautiful game The main character of the other party members do and has RPGs. though somewhat lacking in innovation and gaming substance. game, Capell, gets tossed into this to watch how the battle pans out Square Enix, who released In- mess when he is mistakenly con- without being able to access the finite Undiscovery for the Xbox By Kristin Hanson While the game hits some high fused for Sigmund the Liberator menu or issue orders. 360, is extremely well-respected Contributing Writer points, it is obvious that Microsoft due to their mysterious identical Even when he is still alive, and well-known in the RPG com- hasn’t raised the bar quite yet for appearance. opening the menu during a battle munity. 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Fringe from page 17 search to help save Agent Scott. Strong performances save slow Kill Meanwhile the viewers are intro- duced to a mysterious corporation of saving the seemingly doomed named Massive Dynamic and agent rests on Olivia’s shoulders. learn of a disturbing trend in para- Re l e a s e Da t e : Sept. 12, 2008 Olivia needs the help of Dr. normal activity, simply referred to Di R e c t o R : Jon Avnet Walter Bishop (John Noble, well- as “the pattern.” Ge n R e : Crime, drama, mystery cast although slightly over-the- Th e most promising aspects of top), who remains in a mental in- the show are the numerous possi- Ra t i n G : R for violence, perva- stitution after admittance 17 years bilities for the plot to interweave sive language, some sexuality before. strange phenomena with a my- and brief drug use Visitation rights are only al- thology that constantly keeps the st a R R i n G : Al Pacino, Robert De lowed to immediate family, and as viewer guessing. Niro a result, Olivia seeks the help of However, the bulk of the dra- Dr. Bishop’s only remaining fam- ma revolves around actress Torv, Our take: ««««« ily, his genius son Peter (Joshua and her capability to carry a series of this magnitude is highly ques- Image Courtesy of Overture Films Jackson, fi ts well in the role). Peter By Kenny Philips is using his mental facility to make tionable. Robert De Niro and Al Pacino, NYPD partners, investigate a Staff Writer money in Iraq and is reluctant to Joshua Jackson, the only famil- crime scene in Jon Avnet’s latest crime fl ick, Righteous Kill. return home. However, with a lit- iar face in the show, provides some Robert De Niro and Al Pacino tle threatening, Olivia convinces help, but the pilot would have share the screen in Righteous Kill detectives take the case and lead of your seat cripples the surprise Peter to release his father, and the fared better had the story focused (this season’s serial crime thriller) their team. intended in the conclusion. investigation delves further into on him as the central character. as partnered New York City police Th e young Detective Perez On the positive side, the acting the strange and unknown. I have high hopes for the subse- detectives. (John Leguizamo) and Detective is astounding and the setting pro- Commissioned by the United quent episodes, and the fi nal scene Th rown into a new serial mur- Riley (Donnie Wahlburg) begin vides the right mood to place an States military in the seventies, of the pilot episode left me want- derer’s killing spree, which eerily to suspect Turk as the vigilante essential atmosphere in the minds Dr. Bishop was a leading scien- ing more, even though it ended mirrors the detectives’ personal killer. of the viewers. tist in the area of “fringe” science in a manner reminiscent of those ideals, the two partners have to Everything has been supplied Jon Avnet does a fantastic job (or pseudo- edge-of-your-seat Lost episodes. fi nd the man behind the crime. to make this movie the greatest directing lighting and camera s c i e n c e ) , Th e fi lm showcases the at- in the post-summer fi lm season; work; everything that sets fi lms performing titudes of Turk (De Niro) and however as a serial crime thriller, apart from written works is ac- research on Rooster (Pacino) as extremely the fi lm just doesn’t perform well. complished with the utmost con- a variety of tough NYPD detectives walking Th e only “action” in the fi lm fi dence and talent. paranormal the usual beat they’ve been on for is De Niro hard-loving his coro- Frankly, Righteous Kill reach- subjects, in- years: taking care of the challeng- ner girlfriend (played by Carla es its intended eff ect by putting cluding tele- ing crimes with guns, gusto, and Gugino) and a few bullets to the De Niro and Pacino together for p o r t a t i o n , investigation. heads and chests of a select sample an entire movie. Th ey have a great telepathy and Th at is, until a new serial poem of criminals. It’s not enough to get supporting cast, but they still run other science vigilante suddenly appears and the blood pumping. the show. fi ction mys- kills criminals that have escaped Th e suspense is clearly lack- I would recommend any fan of teries. Dr. through the cracks of the law. ing serious direction. Without either actor to head to the theater Bishop plans Under psychiatric evaluation for a the necessary suspense, the movie immediately, but I caution you to use his shoot-out that occurred before the doesn’t deliver as it should and the not to expect a climactic thriller k now le d g e appearance of this killer, the two inability to move you to the edge with a tour de force ending. and prior re- Image Courtesy of Fox Broadcasting Netwok 22 • September 19, 2008 • Technique ENTERTAINMENT Coen brothers’ Burn After Reading revels in ridiculousness

ter is blown way out of proportion Re l e a s e Da t e : Sept. 12, 2008 and makes very little comprehen- Di r e c t o r : Joel and Ethan Coen sible sense. Ge n r e : Crime/Comedy Litzke and Feldheimer seem to have absolutely no clue what the Ra t i n g : Rated R for pervasive hell is going on for most of the language, some sexual content film and find themselves break- and violence ing and entering, talking to the St a rr i n g : George Clooney, Russian Embassy, calling strang- Brad Pitt, Frances McDormand ers in the middle of the night and and John Malkovich becoming romantically involved ««««« with cheating scum (who are in- Our take: cidentally cheating on their cheat- ing scum). By Jennifer Aldoretta Although this new film is cer- Assistant Entertainment Editor tainly far more light-hearted than No Country, it will not disappoint Last Friday, Joel and Ethan the viewer by any means. Coen released their latest soon- With a cast filled with such to-be hit, Burn After Reading. highly-respected actors and ac- The film showcases such talents as tresses, it comes as no surprise George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Tilda that the performances are well Swinton and Frances McDor- above par. While all characters mand. were played quite well, it must be After the Coens’ Oscar winner, said that Pitt is by far the most en- No Country for Old Men, Burn tertaining in the film. After Reading was undoubtedly He is the perfect stereotype of anticipated by Coen fans and crit- a personal trainer—overwhelm- ics alike. ingly upbeat and chipper with less Image Courtesy of Focus Features The film follows two Hardbod- than half a brain in his head. And ies fitness center employees, Linda unlike nearly every other charac- by greed, infidelity and paranoia. criminal act going horribly awry happen. These occurrences pro- Litzke (McDormand) and Chad ter in the film, most of whom fall Despite this, it is unbelievably holds strong. vide a whole lot of nobody-knows- Feldheimer (Pitt), who find them- into the cheating-scum-cheating- funny, and even more so in retro- While Burn After Reading is a what-the-hell-is-going-on and not selves in way over their heads after on-their-cheating-scum category, spect. great film, it is also a double-edged enough plot development. discovering a CD in the gym lock- Feldheimer is actually a decent As is typical with Coen films, sword. The utter confusion and But don’t let my slight nay- er room that contains the memoirs human being. the writing and directing are both ridiculousness is one of its most saying keep you from the theatre. of former CIA agent Osborne Cox Pitt seems so natural in this very pervasive. The close-up shots, obvious strengths but also the Any fan of the Coen legacy will (played by John Malkovich). goofy role that seeing his charac- the distinct camera angles and the biggest flaw. At times, the writing be sure to enjoy Burn After Read- A completely ridiculous series ter wearing a suit in a few scenes dark comedy all point to Joel and is so out of control and the char- ing. Its kooky characters and silly of events ensues as a result of this feels uncomfortably unnatural. Ethan Coen, and the common acters appear to be so out of the situations will be sure to grip your discovery, and every event thereaf- Burn After Reading is fueled Coen theme of a seemingly simple loop that nothing seems to really attention from beginning to end.

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