BE HELD of C. P.S Entertained the Sigma Zeta Epsi- WILL TOUR GLOBE I Crazy to Have Their Names in the Ion Fraternity Saturday Evening, Limelight

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TI 1E T OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF THE ASSGCIATED STUDENTS OF THE COLLEGE OF PUGET SOUND VOLUME I. TACOMA, WASHINGTON, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 21, 1923. NUMBER

THETAS ENTERTAIN SIGMA ZETAS AT ST PATRICK'S BOUQUETS TOURNAMENT TO PARTY C I P. S. STUDENT Virginia Craig, Mildred Gast and Inez 1iiIi, ;vith yt t-kts The Kappa Sigma Theta sorority Marion Handing are absolutely "Come Out of the Kitchon" in her hand, approached Van Dci BE HELD OF C. P.S entertained the Sigma Zeta Epsi- WILL TOUR GLOBE I crazy to have their names in the Ion fraternity Saturday evening, limelight. They left their flames Vanter and said, "You want two March 17, at the homeof Ruth in the Trail box with a penny to tickets for the play, don't you Wheeler at Steilacoom Lake, with pay for the printing. Say they Van?" Leave it to Micki. TENNIS PLAYERS2 M 1111101]iIillII a St. Patrick's party. The even- : are not vain. Oh, no! On his way with Nan Tuell to ing was spent informally, a Vir- Carlyle Horn, a member of the Ed Newell Is Appointed Tennis ginia Reel being one of the fea- What a surprise. Ben Lanpher the Theta paity, Saturday night, Manager freshman class, left Tacoma on tures. St. Pat certainly had a board the S. S. Wilipolo, of the says he went to church a few Everett Buckley was pinched—by a cop— for going too fast. The hand in the resfreshments, which William's Line, Sunday morning weeks ago. car was crowded with well known A t€nnis tournament will be held were unique. Those present were for New York. The Willpolo is a C. P. S. people (see the driver to find out who are the ternis the Misses Anna Crasper, Olive steel freighter and carries a ship- Notice! If there is any scandal for information) and they were stars. This is the plan of Ed Baicke, Evelyn Ahnquist, Juliette ment of copper from the Tacoma around school about you it will get in a hurry. ,Tust as they reached Newell, Tennis Manager. Palmer, Florence Todd, Evelyn smelter at Pt. Defiance. in this column. Please don't in- the outskirts of So. Tac. a cop It has not been definitely decid- Backus, Nar Tuell, Ruth Wheeler, Carlyle Horn was graduated suit the editor with bribes. interferred. "Well," and Mr. ed as . to scheduling meets with Hilda Scheyer, Margaret Lemmon, from the Stadium high school last Buckley as he slowed down, "if other Colleges at present. The Anita Greenlaw, Lucille Alslip, June, and William Schlegel, a mem- Anne Davis was seen at the matter depends upon how the Margaret Moore, Erma Eagan, ber of this year's graduating class Stadium opera with another girl. this isn't the limit." players show up in the tournament. Jean Van Zante, Joyce Hazelton, of Stadium, is making the trip also, We saw Erma Eagan with a This year there is a lack of tal- Joyce Glasgow, Agnes Hauge, Eli- both boys working their way. The Matt Thompson is boasting of diamond, but sorry to say it was ented tennis players compared to zabeth Anderson, Lorene Bonds. ship will go by way of Frisco and being engaged to ten girls at the past two years. It is said Charlotte McCool, Gertdue Con- the Panama Canal, and will reach once. on the wrong hand. that Dariel comes highly recom- iad, Mrs. Harry Parker, and Car- New York some time during April. mended as a tennis player. He olyn Somers: the Messrs. Tom From there, the boys expect to get We hear Carolyn Somers is very Chemistry was among one of the best in Swayze, Eric Dalberg, Bruce Blev- a boat for Europe, and upon their interested in Russia, it's people, Who is the one who worries, the Oregon College. irs, Everett Buckley, Chancy arrival there will take in all the habits and customs and intends to Who scares us almost blue, With formulas of "HCL", Brady, Melvin Olene, Wilbur Dan- sights that th European countries make a very intensive study in iel, Fred Savage, Paul Lung, Rus- have to offer. They will visit the that direction. And CaCl2's? ALPHA GAMMAS PRESENT sell Anderson, Bob Weisel, Frank battle fields of Europe and will STUN'r IN CHAPEL Brooks, James Mitchell, Allison return to the Urited States within Camp Lewis was seen in the Because of whom do all our dreams Wetmore, Merrill Ginn, Sam War- the next two ears by way of Chem. lab.J again! End with heart rendering cries, r - ren, Dighy Williams, Don Wall- Asia, thus encieling the globe. Who causes H20 to gush The Delta Alpha Gamin1 From weary Freshmen's eyes? ority presented a clever stunt in man, Charles Mentzer, Stanton The o'reat nuostion! Will Ciirt chapel during the student body Warburton, Jess Mathis, J. M. Hart get diptheria too? Coach McNeal, we know 't n assembly Thursday. The first part Reinhart, and Ted Upton. FUTURE BLU 8 ARI OUR1 - - . It thy iault Wa:; eutitled Li' of the pram FroM ll indications Howard That thou must cause such pain; ing PictuTes"t Dorothy DuBuissun Roben is Happy these spring days. Innocent G:r6 IN ii to be Care- So for thy sake, we'll all plod on, appeared as a beguiling Turkish But, oh, alas—in vain. maid; Ruth Hoage represented ful Where T. cy Lay Their UNIOUETIAN A ffctions Ed Newell was seen running ONE WHO HAS HEARD "Sweet Adelene;" Helen Small was down the hall in a manner very a shy Indian maid; Carol Hovious t_n a------.1. t:. uiiueeuiniiig LU OJIC UI. iii uigiiiy Enter Dick Weir in full dress made a hit as "Nobody's Darling," With bold "sng-froid" a mem- and prestibe. The cause was the suit. and Beatrice Wahigren took the BOOSTING bet- of the rilkg generation at- tending the iL nious College of candy sale of the Scienticians. Postmaster—What do you want, part of a gypsy maid. The second young man? part of the program was entitled Puget Sound arnunced Friday af- The Dramatic Booster Contest is Digby W. is now contemplating Dick Weir—I came down after "Entertaining the M mister," Stella ternoon that in the course of his "on" at the College of Puget an elaborate plan of establishing my diploma. Eide taking the part of the young Sound. The students of the Col- young life he intended to make way with no less than eighteen wives. himself in Day Island. Yes, Dig, P. M.—Your diploma? daughter of the household, who en- lege of Puget Sound have taken Dick Weir—Yes, I graduated tertained the minister while her He made the statement that • he we agree with you the bus fare on a unique plan of boosting their each week must surely amount to from the Buncha Boobs corres- mother was dressing. Florence was already engaged to no less all college play "Come Out of the something. pondence school this week. Davis took the part of the preach- Kitchen," a three-act comedy by than eighteen girls, and that he en, and Ardis Fox was the mother. A. E. Thomas, based on the story was ready to take on any girl who wished to become engaged, pro- Merril Ginn won the Amateur For Sale—Assorted vegetables of Alice Duer Miller, which is to and country eggs by Matt Thomp- he given at Tacoma Theatre, vided she wasn't too particular. Championship of tennis last IDAHO TAKES COAST CHAMP- The author of these bold state- Thursday in twelve rounds with son. We want to assure prospec- Tuesday, May 1. Mrs. Lynette tive customers that the eggs are IONSHIP AGAIN Hovious, head of the Public Speak- ments went on to say that he be- several opponents. He won it on gan his carrei- as an enveigler of merit of being the most amateur- of good quality since they came ing Department of the College of from Wilkinson only last Friday. Puget Sound is director of the women's affections about four years ish. University of Idaho, Moscow, ago, and that the demands for his March 6.—The University of Idaho play. Miss Balcke, the head of the hand became so numerous that he We saw Horse Blevins slinging Clyde Kinch it still with us. won the second game of the coast : was compelled to employ a private championship series from the Uni- Domestic Science Department, has balls at Joe iVicArthur on the presented the "Boosters" with a secretary to take care of his af- diamond and we fear another David What is Ken Warner acting so versity of California by a score of fairs of the heart, so to speak. 29 to 25 at Moscow last right and splendid pennant which will be pre- and Goliath case. queer about? Suppose all the egg sented to the Winning team. The He announces he never accepts the thrown at him Friday right could thereby cinched the coast title. By actual proposal hiniself, but the contest started last Wednesday and Guy McWilliams must be plan- have given him shell shock? virtue of this, Idaho is winner of interested party contracts the en- the coast championship for the continues up to the date of the ning on being an army officer as he college play. The captains of the gagement through his secretary. has begun practising this spring. Weather Report second successive season. In regard to the marriage ques- teams are as follows: Team No. 1, He is always ordering some person Unsettled when we went to press tion, the speaker said that he in- the "Go Getters," Everett Buck- or other to be "shot" down at but a storm is expected when this icy; Team No. 2, the "Bull Dogs," tended to take a wife to his bosom Rhodes Bros. issue gets into circulation. Edith Thomas; Team No. 3, the about twice every three years, and "High Steppers," Ed Amende; that he would proceed to rid him- Team No. 4, "Speed Demons," Cleo self of them on the grounds of in- dence must be brought to light. Osborne; Team No. 5, the "Win- compatibility for divorce action. Upon investigation it was found No doubt many friends of Mat- ners," Percy James; Team No. 6, that Mr. Thompson had his Se- BATTERY TURNOUT the "Hustlers," Mary Donahue; thew Thompson, the man in the case, will be astounded to leain to cretary, Mr. Tep Upton, keep a Team No. 7, the "Bear Cats," Han- list of all affaircs, past and an- old Fretz; Team No. 8, the "Best what an end his self-conceit has lead him. The demoralizing effect ticipated. The following list of FOR LOGGER NINE Sellers," Thelma Bestler; Team No. names are published in order that 9, the "Excelsiors," Guy MeWil- of this young man on the girls of On April 20th, the Lettermen's Tacoma and vicinity has no limit. an example may be set for other Last week Coach McNeal issued hams; Team No. 10, the "Ban- girls and they may be warned of S Club is planning an excursion to We are appealing to the Society a call for a turnout of pitchers nerettes," Erma Eagan. impending danger : Henrietta Burton where the Men's Glee Club for the Supi-ession of Vice and the Every Wednesday the result Sherwood, Margery Davisson, Mar- and catchers for the baseball team. are going to give a concert. Ar- W. C. T. U. for aid in abolish- of the different teams will be an- gery Anderson, Nip Parkin, Gladys Those who answered the call were iangements have beer made to ing the home-wrecking influences nounced. Brown, Inez Micki, Ruth Wheeler, "Horse" Blevins, Don Wellman, charter a boat which will leave of this man on the Flower of the Juliette Palmer, Jean Van Zante, and Van De Vanter. Municipal Dock at five o'clock to Nation. Womanhood must remain Mrs. Lynette Hovious and Miss unscathed even if capital punish- Erma Eagan, Anline Hageness, One of Coach MeNeal's favorite take the party to Burton. The sports is baseball. With the ma- program at Burton includes one Alberta Black were among those ment is the only remedy for this Grisdale Crosby, Virginia Craig, who journeyed to Seattle Saturday contagion. Mildred Blair, Mary Anderson, terial that is in the College , he of "Fretz's Famous Clam Bakes." sees no reason why a fair team This alone will be worth the price to See the presentation of Bernard In order to supress and evil the Alice Olson, Kay Chester, and Mar- garet Lemmon. could not be turned out this year. of the excursion. Shaw's "Pygmalion". details of all incriminating cvi-

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rru P A Irni and conquest of the meital and .. 1LJ4 I 1-t i[ spiritual element in this lofe. )i i 'u !i m 'i hc Student Body (f C011ege of Puget Sound Another important step is mark- . ------ ed by the spread of universal edu- 'itbljshcd weekly during the school year by the Associated Students cation. This is really the very be- STOK 'i he College of Puget Sou ginning of True Civilization, the T.4/'\A. BQOA\V.4Y AT ELEVENTH - . third phase of human progress. ditcr (Poone. M. 2154) ...... rnoebe Nicholson Today we are on the very thresh- ---- - Associate Editor ...... Dorothy Wallace old of this period. 'Tis but yes- i r , i i" is r' ii Business Manager ...... Ed Amende terday that we outgrew the Bar- J tJ! I oil oiiege Circulation Manager ...... Ed. Newell ba'ic Stage, and even today baric T Fret" conditions exist in our complex .,i+hl e f ics U . See us .i-oout ...... aio . social world. The recent World News ...... Carolyn Somers war, and the uses of modern Your Haberdashery (hapel and Alumni ...... Ermine Warren Science. are evidences. of this. Yes- Religious Activities ...... Stanley McKee terday we had slavery in our midst. OUR MEN'S STORE IS A Humor . •...... Mary Donahue Today we are striving to rid our- YOUNG MEN'S STORE Organizations and Locals ...... Hilda Scheyer selves of polygamy, autocracy, teiiographers • ...... Ida Belle Convis and Margery Davisson militarism, class exploitation, and Chock full ofgood looking--- I acuity Ath iser ...... Miss eneau debaucheries of barbarous self-in- - - .------dulgenc:.We are:lowlyandpatn-. , SPRING SHIRTS SPRING NECKWEAR SPEAKING OF LG1SLATURES true civilizatior. Complete civi- NEW COLLARS lization will arrive only with the NEV SVEATERS Met of us like to corgratulate ourselves on the great progress full socialization of man. i SPRING HOSIERY we have made since the days of our fore-fathers. And we are usually What: Is Christianity? SPRING UNDERWEAR justified in this. Christianity is the belief in and I Yet some of the old Blue Laws, of early New England days, the practice of the philosophy and : A Fine Store To Trade With seem ALMOST as reasonable as the Van de Mark bill passed by the teachings of Jesus Christ as exem- . Kansas State Legislature prohibiting the use of motor cars for recre plified in His life and during His ation by students in State Colleges. Students ai'e not permitted to ministry on eirth. It recognizes drive a car -for pleasure at any time or any place while registered God as the one Supreme Being of SAXOPHONES AND ALL BAND AND ORCHESTRA INSTRU in school. the ur.iverse with Christ as His . MENTS AT — fullest revelation to man, accepting ATHLETIC EDITION OF TRAIL Him as the guiding force of life. TACOMA M I - The man who has faith in Christ, Commerce St. Tacoma, Wash. Two weeks from today, April 3 an Atliletic Edition of the Trail and through this faith endeavors will he pulished. This edition will be edited under the direction of to emuiate HiS life by living ac- Coach McNeal and Athletic Manager Harold Fretz. They promise us cording to His precepts, and who . Pennsylvania Tennis Balls gives the light and love of Jes- a number of cuts and other special features. ct your Groceries 1923-50c us to his fellow-man in the best 1922-35c at , I and broadest way that he can— Bathing Caps, 25c and up that man is a true Christian. He C. W. fl0' ELL S Easter Eg Dyes, '5c 2ii 6th Ave. Tacoma NEARING THE END I ;5lt betlJaWOfhisihir.g (Meditations of a Senior) . with the recognition of its full Just nearing the (nd things look rather queer, transcendency over the material • "A Square Meal When the thing we have worked for is coming so neat', aspect of existence. "'""" .. . and a Fair Dc-al. . . ! When you think of California you thmk of : , . ' The trail We have come was a long toilsome road, flowers; whenou think ef llowcrs KAY STREE'I RESTA1 RA T But once 'round the corner we'll drop some of the load. _ think of the Where Everybody Eats : :' AUTOCRACY çOMI'ETES WITH CALIFORNIA FLORISTS J. G. Lund, Prop. We though when we started we'd never get through, . AIRlSM . iis So. Kay St. Tacoma Our brains sure were muddled with everything new, j Main 7732 907 Pacific. Ave. When two years were gone "e'd accomplished a pile. ing i Dr. Harvey, who "Why not tak€ it 'easy and Itdown for arhilel" 2412 . 70 J.a 0 C : . i. Wednetdav, the — ' ' ciples which are Hoyt, The Dougfrnut 11mg j IF YOU&COIEGI : There's not such a snap if you find it worth while, Qompej1I r civilization are Cakes' Cookies and DoughnutM So stick to your job and go on with a smile, TEACHES "-') TO I autocracy a altruism. p our Lunch 1oom. Always Open But one thing that gets us .... we think is immense, The history of government. tI f' ID I J. P. LESHER, Prop. To think we were through when we've only commenced! church, and school has been a i-c.eaci UOOQ DOOKS G. S. history of the gradual. decline of has done something worth autocracy Wii tii( growth of While ODERN CLEANERS democracy j the altruistic HERE ARE A FEW— I 11 AND DYERS . . . spirit. In geverninents, under the I SERMONETTES FROM THE OX- Soon we see him entering into the autocratic rule, the king had su- The Americanization of Ed- Club Rate $2 a month. One Day Service FORD CLUB Stone Age, in which period he has preme power. In the church the ward Bok. . ''c cafl for and Deliver ipling's Complete Poems. '-,.-'*..-- irnPlementsofstone suPreme authority was vested in [ tuILu'e ""i u",". e •5C 'C5CU UU U the Pope, ard in the school, the Van Loon's story of VIUflhILtU. make use of fire in cooking, rnanu- schoolmaster was absolute. In all %YeII's Outline of History. Culture is a word of various facturing of implements and in three of these branches there has Thomson's Outline of Science. and unlimited meanings, but thru- boatmaking. His artistic expres- been a gradual tendency toward For Sale At- E Only a few days cut this discourse I shall use it sion is vented in his stone carving more democratic principles. Mr. THE GOOD BOOK SHOP LEFT I synonymously with the word civi- and picture writing. Then we see Harvey thinks it will be a long lization. In order to make this primitive man take a great step I to take advantage of the sell- time before people will be entire- K. [J & CO'S. ing out of all subject more clearly understood forward when he enters the Iron 1 freed from autocracy because 9th and Broadway BTJRNSIDE HATS & CAPS I it will be my endeavor to place Age, during which period he dis- Ithere always will be some self- before you a mental picture of the covers how to make iron and bronze constituted autocrats. In student progress of civilization—brief sur- implements. government, he believes the use '—"—"—'--"'—"""''"' - CHAS. F. LEWIS CO. I vey. The beginning of agriculture of the secret ballot would facilitate You will fimi here an assort- Successors to Staple, Dependable Anthropologists tell us that the marks another progressive step a majority rule. If students could ment of : BURNSIDE HAT SHOP course of human progress is di- rvlerchandise at Prices that are : during this period which we call leal11 to prefer ore another in light. 948 Pacific Ave. 'vided into three phases, the first barbarism. Man learns to till the honor the problem would be a small FRED JENSEN of which is savagery. This is the oi1 and raise stock. Through bar- one. . Furnishing Boy5 lowest state of human life where tering he soon improvises cur- ______I man is governed by animal in- rency to suit his needs. Gesture ' flowers stircts. His methods of living and language gives way to a larger OREGON STUDENT PLANS TO of gaining a livelihood are crude. vocabulary, and picture writirg de- TOUR EUROPE ON BICYCLE Phone Main 5 "The Colftge Florist' ------velops into phonetic signs. But Ith Ave. and M St. Phone M 41 there is another significant fact T H ENGLE, Grocer , . . University of Oregon._—WTith a ' about this period. Man commences Sta le and Fancy Groceries PA rAfQPnn1 J tJtJIJAIU. j, j sketch-book and a note-book, a Diret'tnrvj to prey on his fellow men. since sense of color and a desire to see Fouth th and Sprague Tacona this seems to be an easier means . ST()P N ShOP Vienna. Edoar Bohlman a sonh- "' Burton E. Lemley, D. D. S. making a livelihood than farm- omore mo So. 11th St. ing. Mar, and his society as a 1004 FidIity I3uiIdng campus the begirning of next term whole, is ruled by a dominating Good food at reasonable Tacoma. Waib. for Europe. He plans to bicycle 1TellJttoller with CANDY from prices spirit, a lust and a love of corn- over Italy, Spain, France, Ger- Diseases of the gums bat. His only conscious spirit o many, and Austria as his inclina- I 913 Broadway McIntosh & O'Neill --.—"—..—..--,,—"—..—"—.,—"— morality is that "might makes tion leads him—a tramp de luxe. — right," and "pleasure is for the Cream, Candies, Confections and I Drugs, Stationery, Perfumes, He will ship out from Portland as 'ountain Lunch "_••_•_ I good." I Films, Magazines, Prescrip- i a deck-hand, going by way of tions, School Supplies, Candies DR. H. L. DAVIS The second important phase of Panama to New York—a trip of Dentist civilization which is held by many about four weeks. From there he : HICKS DRUG Co. anthropologists as being the be- will go on across. Cor. K St. and 6th Room 1003 Fidelity Bldg. Tacom* ginning of civilization, is Semi- Patronize L civilization. This phase is char- ,—"—"—.—"—"—.—.—"—.,—.— acterized by the irvention of writ- YOU'LL FIND ing and keeping of historic re- our HART15ONS Dr. Carl E. Wilbur This period reveals the IT PAYS TO rR fOA M DENTIST awakening of man's social con- 'B 1889!DIAMONDS sciousness, when he ebgins to think FINE Ronrn 903 Phone Main 3163 PATRONIZE Fidelity Bldg. Tacoma. Wash. about his place in the social group. .IrRELl 11246 10 AMW —..—..—..—.—..—.—.—.--..—".- I This is the beginning of the con- OUR ADVERTISERS Advertisers &

Ambitions of Familiar B. B. I Figures YANSWS CONCTINARY Horse Blevins—To make chairs h Ave. ()J0 for the standing army in back of Candies Lunches Cigars KEsG) the chapel. Prof—If you don't stop talking Joe McArthur—To be a mechanic . Rho=...BrotIler$ Soda Fountain I will take your name. and mend the break of day...... 11.. T DLLY ney1:oIu - 1 uuu Wilbur Daniel—To be a teacher have another one promised me. and teach the pupfls of her eyes. I —C--.F—S- Ed Amende—To be a burglar and Brooks—Why do all the boys break into a hearty laugh. Men Who Know the Value call Miss Wahlgren "Bea"? Harry Enochs—To look for Public Sales Christine—'Cause they've all feathers on the wings of an aero- We I-:t purchasei 12, 000 : been stung I guess. plane. pair of U. S. Army Munson Vas Olene—To have a good time last shoe,, izes 51/j, to 12, Ads holding the hands of a clock. which was the entire surplus There's a Reason—For Schilpp's Don Weilman—To be an ex- stock of one of the largest U. white tie. plorer and find the end of a perfect S. Government shoe contractors. Your Nose Knows—The new per- day. . This shoe is guaranteed 100 . fume "Butturic Acid." Frank Brooks—To be an er:gin- percent solid leather, color, : Keep Smiling—Mrs. Gulick's eer and build a bridge across his dark tan, bellows tongue, dirt Motto. nose. and water prooL The actual Your Old Favorite—Prof. Davis. Jesse Mathis—To be a doctor and i'lue of this sho, is $6.00. The Flavor Lasts—Ruth Wheeler cure the panes of a window. Owing to this tremendous buy Vaii Dervanter—To kill time by . and Charles Brady. we can c,fFer same to the pub- Roll Your Own—Horse Blevins. murdering the calendar. lic at $2.95. More You Eat, More You Want The Coach—To catch a wink Send correct size. Pay post. —Scientician's Candy. from the eye of a needle. , 10, man on dolivery or send mon- Mor.ey Talks—John Julayco. —C—P—S- ,. cy order. If shoes are not as Follow the Crowds—To the Jeanne 1(esslej is one of the represented we will cheerfully bravest girls in college. She had 1 refund your money promptly I Dean's Office. upon request. Over a Million Bottles a Year- her hair bobbed last week. —C—P—s- NATIONAL BAY STATE Crosby and Co. Clothing for men and young men that has been lifted from Cemetery Notes —C—P—S- the commonplace by expert hand-tailoring; that will fit and re- SHOE COMPANY r. 296 Broathvay, New York, N. Y. Manring—You must think I am tain its shape throughout its entire season of wear, because it I .. _..-.._._1_.__ ._-c_...__..-:__. ... This tomb is the grave of Louis i Legu1ir IJIIOIILX4LIt)I1 UUL&NtU. has beer. made as good clothing should be made. Cruver Lindseth—That's because you're Who died from eating his wife's Made from fabrics chosen for quality and dependability of such a good dresser. bread. weave—for character of pattern and appropriate colorings. 11 Expert Automobile Repair work CPS Chevrolets a speciality. And now his darling old Gladys Clothing with the finer embellishments of style and needlework. Ford and aemi—Gon' to the party? Oils, Gi'ease and Accessories Is also declining, it is said. taping and lining which lift the garment from a mere utility to a sheer luxury. WILLIAMS & CIIRISTNER 'er? Here lies Helen G. King Stein-Block Clothing is not expensive—certainly not if you Tacoma Rumbaugh—I dunno. Depends So young and so fair - .--.- upon the kinda punch they have. measure by length of service and personal satisfaction. Sizes She was frightened to death 34 to 50. Priced. $35 to $50. —C—P----s- By the rats in her hair. :----- Ed—I got two orders this af- The Home of Bettec Flowers ' ternoon when I went out after ad- Grisdale Crosby is gone vertisements. His spirit has flown; Suits with an Extra Pair of Phoebe—What were they? Many have died, from the same Ed—Get out and stay out. 'Cor. K and So. thSta. Main 2655 cause Trousers for the Young ! So Gris lies he but not alone. When I study Pol. Sci. get the same old thrill Fellows I Maynard Peter' says people in a - ..--. r ! A nice haircut and shave is J As that far time when I was the cemetery ar on the dead level. , what puts th polish to young '6. Suits of Norfolk and sports models that appe& forainart C - - - 'ur pearairc That I chewed up a pill. Pres. Wright (pointing out appearance and perfect fitting lines, and are developed of ser- c -P -S - viceable mntei'ial. S[XTH AVE. BARBER SHOP places of interest) : "That's the 4 The Perfect Girl Th College Barber ; morgue.” Shown in grays, tans and heather mixtures in all sizes. I SHE doesn't open the conversa- Priced $25, $30 and 2409 6th Ave. Tacoma, Wn. Elinor Kendrick: "Rather a dead $35. tion with, "I'll bet you don't know place, is it not —lst(Broadway) Floor. who this is," when she calls IN OTHER COLLEGES you 6. up. To be continued. SHE doesn't imagine any refer- 1ie Jut*) rL Class at Willamette ence to alcohol is inherently hum- 'v.on the .lee banner in the 15th orous. WITH THE CAMPUS uual fhman glee held at the SHE never, never had a longing JOKESTERS I rmory -'1 March 9. The seniors WASHINGTON TOOL AND HARDWARE CO. to be an authoress, poetess or sing- 7d sophomores took the second er. HE— I ;!'l third places z-espectively. SHE doesn't attempt to con- "In the gloaming, Oh my darling, When thc lights are dim and low, For Fine 'Come Out of the Kitchen" is Vey the idea of her sophistication by nonchalant references to The That your face is powder painted . The play selected by the Juniors Firs, The Red Front or to Tait's. How am I to know? : . r'd the faculty o Willamette to 1C Goods SHE doesn't make the Twice a month I have to bundle .t, preseited on t'.e junioi \veel:. details of what fine time she had Every coat that I possess vat. "Ee7bodys doing it." with Tom or Jack or Dick the topic of To the cleaners. Won't you darling conversation for the evening when Love me more and powder less?" SPALDING AGENTS 'i'e wom'?n of the University of you take her out. SHE— . 1.iscgon iot their debate to 0. A. 10th and Pacific Ave. SHE doesn't use cosmetics to the "In the gloaming, Om my darling, (H March6 b;: a vote of 2 to I extent that when you kiss her you Youcanbetyourlifelknow . painter's colic. That your cheeks are sharp with f1ixty dollars a month is the SHE doesn't have any ambition whiskers , v - cage cost of 1iir.g for a stud- to be a Barbara Tho' you do not tell me so. at i;he U. of 0., it is reported La Marr, Ger- "\ fik aldine Farrar or Mrs. Pat Camp- If I powder, I must do it ji j3 t: the University paper. bell. SHE doesn't even have the faint- ? •' TKES OiAT011E'AL TIONORS O\)X ed\ O\\S est idea of the contents of "Snappy Lather more, I'll powder less." 11 Stories" or "Whiz Bang," or other —Anon. Southwestern Collegian Fnterh a sta' & torical con- vank k o '?a heap books. % te.J for tke first trt, Evansville SHE doesn't insart Dilly: "How does the mooi affect taok second hcnors in the French C&ego phrases in her conversation. a:ual coLtest of tii.e indiana State thafry?:Not SHE doesn t order fancy sundaes at all. It only af- thaori2ai Assoc ato, held at . DICKSON BROS. CO. with unpronounceable names. fects the un-tied. Wabasi ColIeg, Crawfordsville SI-TIE doesn't have . microscopic Orange inWana or Febraary 23. Hermau yebrows or ear-rings a foot long. J. Stratton took the honors foi SE doesn't want to drive your Frosh: "Where are you going?" Lvarisville, defeatbig Butler Col- adilldc or Packard. Senior : "To the deaf, dumb and Earii:a. Coege, Purdue FOR QUALITY and SERVICE QUICK SHOE REPAIRING SHE doesn't pretend to be the blind asylum." University, Wahiali Cilege anT goto confidante" of every girl in school. Frosh: "What for?" I'rnak1iL Cdlege. '- SHE doesn't expect you to say Senior: "To get a couple of SMITH & GREGORY Srnttoi. was coach2d by Mrs . with flowers and repeat it with chaperones." Jeilkins Franklin, professoc • 3111 So.Ilth St Main 1447 i1,'y andy every time you call. of Oral English at Evansville, who —Upper Iowa Collegian SHE doesn't tell her girl friends l.n• produced many forensic lead- all your ravings. Pastor: "Don't you think I touch- trs. Shc is the first woman to be HoW many are there of these ccl rather deeply this morning?" r1!nitt(•d t Delta Sigma Rho, the BUCKLEY KING COMPANY girls? Deacon: "I don't know. I have ,,..„-',. 1 Fn:I FUNERAL DIRECTORS —C—P—S- n't counted up yet." I 73().32 St. Helens Av. Carolyn Somers—You should —Southern California Trojan I The gi:l:,' giee dub of Hamlinc Thange your style of dancing. TACOMA,WASHINGTON Ji~:vcr:.ity- began their annual tour Stan Warburton (anxiously)—In Jack: "Where was the Declara- I of t:a Northern States in Minne- what way? tion of Independence si gned?" a..jta ()i rarch 3. Sixteen glib Carolyn Somers—Step on ray Jill: "At the bottom." ?ak1'oc\• 'L kcv; TVst'c r•'-o i-nrY . t1.': tr. left foot once in awhile. —Upper Iowa Collegian

eactive thantobe orthodox " gt'ng tr for : I al 1S1tthfl, to be Chns the frut , and the rvl A H NJ c: ( ' E3 t Fraternities — Soror ties - Societies Jesus Christ. He keeps one's -- ci 3 WILL active. It is a law of SOl'hMOE Nl REMOVAL SALE 1. AMPHICTYON PHILOMATHEAN LITERARY psychology that we must not only Be sure ad turn oul Cor ' ' . SOCIETY go into spiritual training, but we Thursday. 'The sophomores ar must stay there. going to put on their stunts. Ojj(1S'' (lj ii The Amphictycns were clevefly _____ in threc parts. : L'S!' ()iia/i/v : entertained by their new members Philo had a very interesting St. am fully aware that these few These wi aI1 Monday evening, March 12th, with Patrick's Day program last Mon- thoughts and quotations will give a First "A Visit to 1h2 Boys' Dorm;" a program entitled, "New Daf- day evening. The program was as very faint • idea of the man and second "The Faculty Out ior --AT— What he said in the half hour that Walk;" tEtci "The Mirage." Sound - fodils." The society is well follows: pleased with its new talent. The Shamrock Superstitions . I heard him. Every word could be good, don't they? But to see is 1 numbers presented were: . Miss Murland heard distinctly throughout the hail to be1iev! RlI)( ( JI) PRJ( 1 I Bustin' In . Maynard Stowe St. Patrick, Himself .. Mr. Upton a from his presence as well as - Following the Footsteps . Impromptu, Irish Confetti . his speech one felt the manliness Only five per cent f the millions Olive Bestler . • Mr. Notter of Christ himself. He spoke of dollars invested i oil stocks anU 1 (1 1 Piano Solo Joyce Glasgow Song, "My Wild Irish Rose" . . . sympathetically to those who did unit invetm2nt cnpanie ever IUä fleC I_Jo What Amphic Means to Me ...... Mr. Thompson not know Jesus, for at one time, bear return, accorihg to Pro-. 914 Pacific Ave. ...... Hilda Melin The Difference Between an Irish- he himself did not believe in His fessor A. E. Sedwick of the geol-. to save. But He must not ogy department c' the University Planting New Daffodils • ...... man and a Frenchman, Mr. Ernst h 1-9i -- .-c klice Bowers Impromptu, The Shamrock ". Reading ...... Joyce Hazelton ...... Miss Grace Fuller L Opportunities in Amphc Irish ViTakes ...... Miss Rogers I DRIVING THE SNAKES FROM (IELAND Harold Manning Reading, "Good Mornin' to Ye" j Good St. Patrick, so they say, Signs of Spring . . . . Irene Owens ...• .....Miss K. Fuller :j Walked into the woods one summer day. Books Amphic Song ...... Society Song, "Come Back to Erin". . . . He spied a serpent long and greeI. I Pantomime ...... Elsie Clevenger Miss Davisson, Miss McWillams : The largest one he'd ever seen. Fountain Pens Farce, Kissing the Blariey Store Eversharp LAMBDA SIGMA CIII Miss Osborne, Miss Johnson, Mr. . Pencils The saint would not have cared a rap, Norris, Mr. Hunt If ., thistle sat Loose Leaf Books After a short business meeting BUtM;.Sfl;ke ; With glossy head, the girls of the Sorority departed THE SCIENCE CLUB Curled right upon a shamrock bed. TYPE WKITE1S for the home of Miss Lulia Landis Sold, Repaired, Ren- who has been ill for several weeks. The Science Club at its last Now old Saint Pat was good and kind, ted. Special rates to The sorority had a delightful time meeting enjoyed a very delightful A braver man you ne'er could find, students. making friends with "Jazz" and "a evening at the home of Mr. Everett He said to the snake, as he looked him c ...... queer sort of goldfish." Julia was Buckley. After a most enjoyable "Will you please, sir snake, get off ±az c., pleased to see the girls and the dinner the club listened to the M.R. MARTIN & Co. Sorority sincerely hopes she will i-coding of the following papers: The snake coiled up, stuck out his 926 Pacific Ave. , Opposte Tenth he with them soon. Plant Secretions ...Harold Fretz Rolled his eyes and thus begun, Hei-editai'y Characteristics of the "This shamrock is as soft and green THE KAIPA SIGMA THETA Chinese ...... Fra± Brooks As any Irishman I've seen, SORORiTY Production of Chloriiie ...... And really 'tiE quite good to eat, Everett Buckley So I'll stay right here and sleep. STUDENTS The Kappa Sigma Theta Soror- Adjustment of Vital Organs thru ity will enjoy a Shakespearean Exercise ...... Ed Amende Now good St. Pat, indignant man, We Can Save You Money program: Matt Thompson coitributed sev- Issued a great edict and ban Ou Your Shoes His Sonnets . . . . Gertrude Conrad oral vocal nirnbers to the pro- Forbidding the existence of any rq:tilt- H Macbeth ...... Nan Tuell gram. Throughout the extent of the Shan' :. - - GIVE US A TRIAL Mid-Summer Night's Dream .... Due to thE 'acancy left by our I , . . . . . Florerce Todd former presiq rit, Newell Stone, But little good this edict (lj(l, Pettit-Mills Shoe Co. Music ...... Evelyn Ahnquist who has joint the woking ranks The snakes-4ived on although forbid. Taming of the Shrew ...... i 6th Avenue & Fife St. at ile sne1te Mr. Everett Buck- On every tuft of shamrock green, . . . Margaret Lemmon ley was eiected,to fill the vacancy. A coiling snake was always seen. ---- Hamlet ...... Juliette Palmer FIRST-CLASS SHOE REPAIR Mr. Percy James was elected vice Stunt, Romeo and Juliette . . . Ask for "S & H" Green Stamps president. And so Saint Patrick, good old priest, Lorene Bonds, Joyce Hazelton, Said to his monks, "This crime mus: c..--. Anita Greenlaw The shamrock soon will be unknown, Saturday evening a delightful Y. V. C. -.- Unless some remedy is shown." One of the most complete informal party was given at the lines of home of Miss Ruth Wheeler. The An open discussion led by Miss "Now good Saint Patrick," said Ofl evening was speit in progressive Esther Graham took the place of "Please put a stop to all this bunk. FOUNTAIN PENS games, Cootie and Bunco. the regular meeting of the Y. W. Take your magic wand, old man, And The Theta vaudeville will be C. A. Tuesday morning. -Many And chase the snakes out, if you can." EVEI{ SHARPS April 4th and all the girls are points of interest were brought up welcomed Wednesday afternoon at and each girl had a chance to cx- In the City "A pretty good idea, Mike, four o'clock in the chapel. press her opinion. Get me my Harley-Davidson bike, And I'll jazz out to the snake hang-out Shaw Supply Co., Inc. PROFESSOR HANAWALT have no strength to stand. And kill them all in the very first bout,' 1015 Pacific Ave. HEARS JOHN S. MOTT It may seem that Jesus used KODAK FINISHING harsh language in speaking to the So Patrick took his magic stick, t I (Editor's Note: Professor Han- man who hid his single talent, hay- A dinner bell and a good sized brick, r, awalt gives us this report of the ing failed to use it, and that his And out into the woods he went, address of John S. Mott, deliver- end should have been made des- Oii deadly murder he was bent. COR FElT ed before the all-university assem- truction. But what is death ? Death bly at the University of Washing- is separation from vitality. He approached the haunts of the vanemo;3 ton on Thursday, March 15, at One may go about doing wrong On whom he had issued his terrible ban. 9:00 a. m.) conscientiously, for feelings often He parked his bike beside a tree, : Furnishings The position of Mr. Mott as gen- deceive. These rules are given for Not far from the angry, raging sea. eral secretary of the Internation- a guide: Ask of yourself: "Have FOR I a! Committee of the Y. M. C. A., I a l)ian for the culture of my Holding his wand high over his head, is no doubt well known to all col- spiritual forces?". "Am I fol- He reap his bell, to wake the dead. : i YOUNG MEN I loge students. Meany Hail was fill- lowing and working my plan?" If The snages in terror fell to their knees. . ed with university students. On a negative answer is given, it And trembling, cried, "Mercy, please!" the large platform sat members of should cause alarm. - Davis' Mens Shop the faculty and visiting delegates There are two views prevalent But the old Saint bellowed thunderuusiv : 942 Pacific Ave. i to the Conference of Religious and which *are both erroneous. The "Forward march into the sea! - Moral Education in Schools of first is the so called "necessity of If you don't do as I command, .- Higher Learning. SOViL,, wild oats". Mr. Mott said I'll peg this brick that's in my hand." i Mr. Mott sl)oke of the danger in he had not been visiting colleges F . C. Jonas ( Son failing to cultivate the spiritual and universities all over the world The snakes well knew what 'twas ti: bt l:t 2503 6th Ave., Main 2899 forces within us. Said he, "The during thirty-five years for noth- By an Irish brick from an Irish mit. - wages of the sins of omission are ing. The wrecks of human lives So they hid a fond goodbye, T as deadly as of the sins ' of com- caused by this theory are found And with colored hankies their tears did I mission. There will follow a grad- everywhere. ; ual destruction and loss of the The second notion is that char- The music master gave the key, : spiritual processes." actor becomes fixed and the case To some old Irish melody, : This he illustrated by his obser- is hopeless. This is equally un- And soon the snakes had all joined hands. . vations on the path of a cyclone in true, for all the cases he has seen, In an Irish jig across the sands. . Iowa. When the storm reached he has never yet seen one that was the timber of Turkey River, it hopeless. Old Saint Pat when they approached the sca, bent and twisted some trees, while It is the voice of science as Made a spring-board from a cocoanut tree, I others were snapped off. On ex- well as of the Bible that says, And commanded the reptiles, by waving his stek - amination of the latter, he found "Remember now thy Creator in To make a good dive or he'd heave his briJ:. - that in each case, internal decay the days of thy youth, while the : TRY ONE OF HEMING'S had already taken place. So it is So each one balanced upon the board, HAIR CUTS evil days come not, nor the years with men who neglect their ethic- draw nigh when thou shall say, And dove right in without a word. 'I have no pleasure in them.'" And good Saint Patrick, after all the flips. : Fashion Barber Shop I I timeofstre::cornes,it Contentedly said, "That's sure the snake's hips Sixth and K Street Said Goethe, "An idle life is able that they fall, for their spirit death anticipated." Drummond —Eleanore Kanri:. ual muscles become flahhy and th cv id. "It is more necessary to be