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How do you feel THE HEALING MACHINE com- FIGHT SONG pares to HERE I COME? The new album shows my musical growth. It's a lot Out Singer Matthew Duffy more aggressive then HEREI COME. I utilize a real rock foundation on some tracks and some experi- Attempts to Rally Gay Troops mental and untraditional synths and percussion el- by Max Jimenez ements as well. I definitely approached the album and each song as a story that I share both sonically We underestimate our potential. We need to use Matthew Duffy's debut album, "Here I Come", and lyrically. created waves in clubs three years ago, helping our collective strength as gay men and women in- stead of working separately on vital issues. Also, I to usher in the electro sound that has since taken I was a big fan of your first album, but the mes- think many in the gay community are selling them- over the world's dance floors. Led by the Billboard sage in the new album is exponentially more hit Electric Shock, and then Little Bird, Duffy was selves short by being destructive with drugs and powerful. able to combine old school flava house with electro unsafe sex. madness and strong pop melodies. The seductive My goal with HEREI COMEwas to challenge my fans album established Duffy as a revolutionary artist, So would you say that we are our own #1 en- to think of the reality we lived in at the time. In not afraid to shake things up on the playground. emy? THE HEALINGMACHINE, I am asking people to look Now he returns with The Healing Machine. In it, at themselves and reflect how they are directly af· I would. Nice lead in to my new single, by the II"':.iii Hear Jimmv live ~ Duffy becomes something of an activist, taking on fecting today's reality. global issues like hate crimes, the war and the en- way. vironment. The first single, #1 Enemy - currently For more information on Matthew Duffy, visit his weeklv at Houston's It's a powerful song, Matthew. And the video is playing in heavy rotation on LOGO-TV's The Click website at www.matthewduffy.com. List - is just the first of several tracks on the al- sparking a lot of interest too! It.:"I South Beach ~ bum to address those Duffy holds responsible for the state of the world. It's where the young artist The video for the song is about injustice and stand- points his finger of blame that is surprising fans. ing up for who you are and what you believe in. It's also about struggling with your own self and those Why did you title your sophomore album THE who want to disparage you. HEALING MACHINE? When I watched it, I saw a story of redemption I was inspired by Cat Steven's song, "The Wind", and that "one love will set us free". which I cover on the album. There is a line in it that says, "I let my music take me where my heart wants Exactly I And that one love is yourself. In the end, to go." Music for me is my healing machine. you must rely on yourself to be strong and power- ful. In this second album, you tackle some hefty is- sues. What is the significance of the kiss on the fore- head? The world is spinning so fast and I'm finding that as we develop more modes of communication, we are The man represents a prophet or a life force that becoming more disconnected. In this new album, cleanses my character of hatred and shame. I explore ways we can get back to connecting with each other. In the end, the only way we can grow He is gorgeousl and ultimately heal is through each other. His name is Blake Towsley. He's an actor we discov- . Would you say the world is screwed up? ered in . Unfortunately, he is straight.

Definitely. We're stuck in a war we can't get out Your first album, HERE I COME, was a critical and of. Healthcare is a joke and we're heading to- commercial success. How will you repeat that wards a recession. Don't even get me started on with THE HEALING MACHINE? gay rights. I learned so much and continue to learn from mY We've made some important strides with gay first record. On the business side, I developed an marriage but we have also experienced some incredible understanding of the music machine and major setbacks recently. how each part· licensing, production, distribution • plays in getting your music heard and your art Yes, especially with the increase in hate crimes. seen. From my fans, I really learned so much about It's shameful. But you know, I think we as a com- how life surprises you and how lucky I am to be munity are partly to blame. making music for people.

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I was surfing the 'net the other day, and came across a site called Fratpad, which features a bunch of really hot guys that all live together, and spend most of their time naked Dear Diva: and having jack-off contests. During the con- tests, one guy circulates among them squirting I just got back from Acapulco today and had lube on their dicks while they continue to jack- such a good time I just had to write the Diva off, and they all urge each other to cum, since and tell you about my adventure. It might real- the one that cums first gets to shoot his load on ly be classified as an escapade, but it was fun. the guy that's still workin' at it. I came across Lots of drinking and fucking and for the most another site called Amateur Straight Guys.com part it was a regular Mexico experience until I that shows videos of what we're told are ran in to Fausto. He was dark, tall, young (22), straight dudes performing solo and in pairs and and liked to party. He took me to this little groups. I guess what I'm curious about, Diva, establishment called Luna de Diablo and we is why these supposed straight men are all rented a room and proceeded to get playing with themselves and each other for the freaky ...well what I thought was freaky. After camera and a gay audience. I mean, when I about ten minutes in the room, there was a was younger there's no way a "straight" man knock on the door and in came a gentleman would ever allow photographic evidence that with a hose and a bottle of tequila. Fausto he'd been gay, even once. Yet, here are all brought the man to the bed where I was and, these dudes - most of whom swear they've got with a grin, knelt on the bed. Before I knew it girlfriends and only do it with women - blowing he was sucking my cock and the man with the each other, etc. Don't get me wrong, I adore bottle of tequila was shoving the hose up it.... I just don't believe these guys are really Fausto's ass. Three minutes later the man left straight ... with an empty bottle and the hose and Fausto jumps up and yells out FUCK ME. I plunged my Questioning in Cuero rock hard cock in his ass and, like a geyser, his ass was shooting tequila all over me. It was Dear Chupacabra: quite messy but I came within seconds. Have you ever heard of such a thing? I can certainly understand your contusion, but what you have to remember is that there are three factors Doing the Tequila Tango involved in these sites - youth, sex and money - that make it virtually impossible for any of the participants Dear Tango Boy: to categorize themselves as gay, straight or bt, Youth, in that the men that you're viewing are of an age that You brought back so many memories with the tale of they think of nothing else but sex 24/7; sex, we've your encounter with Fausto - both because Acapulco already mentioned and they simply can't get enough has always been beddy beddy good to me AND of it; and, money, because they are either paid for because I've done the Tequila TWO-Stepwith the their exploits or own a share of the site that you have handsome and hunky scwhinger myself. Though he now bookmarked on your desktop. When I was their and I never checked into Luna de Diablo (his taste age, I think I masturbated at least six or seven times always seems to be a great deal more extravagant a day, and would have probably gone home with a when we're together,) we managed to scandalize peahen if I thought I could get off. And, in my youth, hotels all up and down the bay, from the Pierre if you had offered me a couple of hundred dollars just Marques to Las Brisas, and in fact were the cause of to lie around, watch porn and jack-off....well, you one chambermaid's early retirement due to health would have been my best friend for life. I would ven- problems - the senora had a massive stroke, you see, ture to say that these men are, in fact, straight, and when she walked in on Fausto, me and the entire will go on to marriage and family at some point in the Mexican National soccer team using the bidet for a future. But for now, the lure of easy money and fre- wading pool. Similarly, we've never done the Tequila quent orgasms makes their sexual orientation Back Door - the act which you describe - because we ambiguous, to say the least. And all the better for always figured it would be infinitely more fun and cer- those of us that, like you, love nothing more than the tainly more intoxicating to drink it, rather than use it sight of a straight man blowing his load to aid us In as a make-shift douche. No, our Two-Step involved blowing our own. z \WI at Heaven in Houston.

SAY, WASN'T THAT •••Calvin Klein model and adult video entertainer extraordinaire Brant James, revealing what lay beneath his CK's at Heaven in Houston; Euroflake in Silverlake Gregory Gray, splashily popping CLASSIC some selections from his new accoustic CD TWT at JR's Bar & Grill, again in Houston; the inimitable Regina Dane, doling out the bucks and We Deliver 12 Years Ago, This Week in Texas Video memberships to the Best Chests and Best Buns in the Body Our coverman 12 years ago This Week in Texas Contest at the , once was not only someone that everyone wanted to again in Houston; Lady Victoria Lust and Ruby get their hands on, he was someone that had laid Stone, presenting the life-like statuettes at the his hands on just"''- Vickie and Dickie Awards at the Brazos River about every hot hunk Bottom, also and again in Houston; Layla' Larue, in the Dallas-Ft. capturing the Diva Search Semi-Finals award and Worth Metroplex. His $300 in cash in the presence of Ray "Drop of name was Andrew Golden Sun" Shafer and the enormouslv-endowed Coats - DOCTOR Scott Free at some club that we didn't name Andrew Coats, because of a typo in San Antonio; Michael T, thank you very much wearing the hell out of the gong on Karaoke Night - and he was a much at Auntie Mame's in Austin; Brett "the Taz" sought after chiro- Fowler, Chris Witt, Mark Kirby and James practor that volun- Demotier, pre-celebrating the 15th Anniversary of teered his time giving JR's in Dallas; super-sexy suds man Zak treatment to people Hamilton, blowing out the candles on his nat- living with AIDS laversary blintz at Crews Inn, still in Dallas; Mark through the auspices Mazer, beautifully greeting the masses at the door of the Nelson-Tebedo of Throckmorton Mining Company, yet still in Community Clinic. In addition, the hirsute hunk Dallas; and Yolanda Jones, Howard Okon, was deeply involved in the Stonewall Professional Sandy Myers and Raye Cooper, birthday slap- and Business Association, the Federal Club of the ping the booty of butchadon'tlookadayover29 Joe Human Rights Campaign and the Dallas Gay & Elliott at Jugs, once and yet and still again in Lesbian Alliance. But, gee, based on James Dallas. Franklin's fab photos of the good doctor, we all thought he was just another pretty face .... Did you know that, in 1995, two of the top four

And for those of us that weren't being touched by Dr. Coats, our time was most likely occupied in the pursuit of pleasures of a different variety, including enjoying the wall-to-wall music, men and magic at Village Station in Dallas; hitting the deck after work for the new, lower happy spots in the 1996 Miss Gay America pageant were hour prices at Moby Dick, held by Texans, namely First Alternate Lauren also in Dallas; viewing the Taylor of Austin and Third Alternate Kofi of assets of "Uncut" Houston? Or, that the 25th annual event was held International Mr. Leather in Little Rock, Arkansas? And that the First Rip Stone at Wild Club in Alternate was Linda Carrero of Silver Springs, San Antonio; and laughing Maryland? Or, that the winner of the once signifi- and giggling at the cant event was the lovely Kerri Nichols of Charlotte, dynamic duo of Kofi and North Carolina? Well, now you do. lindsy love as the duel- ing divas emceed the Boy And that's the way it was, This Week in Texas Bar Amateur Strip contest 1995 ...

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I E Guess what, kids? All of the furor C1-IerThe Intem tums out to be entirely well-founded. Not only is this a hot skin flick, it's also a laugh-out-Ioud look at Alexander Mann, the egomaniac head d a thriving pom rompany-played by in a performance as sharp sa Botox needle. Young Benny (Ben Andrews) wanders into the Trojan offices in response to an ad looking for interns, and despite no previous experience, is soon making coffee runs, typing ernails that Alexander dictates and picking up dry-cleaning. In between enands, he watches in horror as the prissy Alexander waves his anns at his uncler1ings, fires a bewildered production assistant right before a big scene (a flip-flop fuel< between my new crush Jonathan vargas and Jason Ridge that's thankfully not brief) and enlists his size-queen assistant (cock hungry bottom Olristian Cruz, a new addition to the Lucas Exdusives stable) to track down a big dick for bigger sales. Few blue movies beg to be watched with friends rather than guys fra11 craiglist.com willing to come over and jerk off with you, IxJt TQriy Dimarco's script is a spot-on satire about office poIitics-ind sexual harassment. Although your friends might not appre:iat tight your pants will get over the bonus scene with pounded by Ray Star, before Star shoots his load down And that's not to mention the adorable-and stearny--eIlCOl the sbaight employees (lach Randall and Jinvny) liquid Spanish Ry. light, funny and hot as~~ that liveS U,P Thank you for taking time to meet with me. on some fun dates since then! Have you ever visited our great State of You are one of the more successful guys in Texas before? the Lucas lineup, how is it to be out in the When I was younger. One of my Aunts lived just public and be recognized? outside of Houston in Sugarland so I visited there It is fun! I just moved to a new apartment building and visited the sugar mills and Galveston on a few recently and got a messageon myspace.com a few occasions. days later from a neighbor in the building who had With everything being bigger in Texas, it recognized me and wanted to welcome me to the comes as a shock to me to find out that you building! I thought that was pretty funny. aren't from here! Where are you originally Does your family know what you do? from? They actually do! I tried to keep it under wraps as I was born in Cleveland, Ohio and lived there until long as I could by telling them that I was in NYC freshman year of High School. After that I spent my working as a regular model, but after a few months High School years in Fayetteville, North Carolina the jig was up. I am lucky to be blessedwith a very and LosAngeles. I currently reside in liberal, open-minded family. They back me in what and I love it! I do and often brag about me to co-workers and Great! we will be glad to welcome you to our friends (laughs) state. So, How did you get into the adult In The Intern you play the office nerd. What industry? were you like growing up? I was living in a "model House" in Orlando for I was a total nerd! I had to wear hand me down about a month when someone online suggested clothes becausewe didn't have much money and I that I should send in my pictures to Lucas could count all of my friends on one hand. Luckily Entertainment and I did. The very next day I got an things have IBO'd since then! email from them letting me know that Michael What is the best advice you could give to Lucas happened to be in Florida for an appearance anyone wanting to do porn? and we scheduled an interview. My interview went If you ask established porn star out there, the AMAZING, and I was pretty much signed on the majority will tell you don't do it for the money. You spot and flown to NYCa month later to begin my can get money a million other ways and porn isn't new life as Ben Andrews. an easy out. Porn stays around FOREVERso make So what is your favorite movie that you have sure it is really something you want out there. You done with Lucas Entertainment? have to go into this knowing you are totally com- Definitely The INtern,it took the longest to film, but fortable with this being a part of the rest of your has had the best critic and fan response, so I am life. really proud of it. We're dying to know, Boxers or Briefs? Who has been your favorite costar that you It depends. Usually Boxers, cause I have more have worked with? room for movement but I will wear briefs if I know That's a hard one, they've all had something about they are going to be seen. them that I liked, but my favorites have probably Outside the porn industry, what are you pas- been the guys I filmed with in Budapest. Those sionate about? boys are smoking hot! Right now I am pretty passionate about the fash- Can you share any embarrassing or funny ion industry. I usually like to spend my days chillax- moments that happen while on set? in' at my apartment, with my dog Pierre and watch- The funniest moments to me are usually farts from ing movie, and wasting time on the internet. the bottoms. We usually get at least one per movie. How many movies have you done for Lucas (laughs) Entertainment? We sure love the blooper scenes. Do you I just finished filming my eighth movie entitled watch yourself in videos? "Gigolo". Not so much. I have watched the acting scenes in Now for a totally no porn related question - The Intern but haven't really watched my sex what superhero would you be and why? scenes. That's a hard one! I guess Mystique form X-Men. I You have an amazing "member" when did think it would be crazy cool to be able to morph you first realize you were as big as you are? into anybody! There was no one specific moment when I realized So do you have one ultimate sexual fantasy I was bigger than the rest. I just gradually noticed th~tyou have not been able to fulfill yet? after being told by each guy I messed around with Gosh, I have pretty much done it all. I haven't that I was big and that I wasn't seeing anyone big- messed around with Antonio Sabato Jr. but that IS ger than me. I am still waiting to! I often get asked still on my list, I guess. . in interviews what the showers in High School were Thanks so much for taking the time to talk like, but unfortunately we didn't shower in High with us! In closing can you tell us about School, most these days don't. some of your upcoming projects to look out Are you the relationship type? for? . ". I'" ln editing It really depends. I am Definitely not the commit- The aforementioned movie Gigo 0 IS I I right now and should be available soon and I a,; ment type, I like my freedom. I haven't been in a have a dildo coming out soon, so keep an eye 0 . relationship since Christ,as 2006 but I have been

today's generation of gay men and Women who are coming out earlier than ever before. Ja waited until after college to come out "be- cause at the time, there was no prografnmin~ that spoke to me as a gay man. This was be! fore Bravo's Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and Showtime's Queer As Folk. If I had found a ractd show that validated my feelings, I would have busted out of that closet a lot sooner!"

Clear Channel is the second major media and entertainment company to introduce program- ming specifically targeted to the LGBT commu- nity. Last year, Viacom launched the first gay television channel, LOGO. The station has ex- perienced a slow beginning, but with promising new programming being introduced this year, it appears to be on an upswing.

"Not everyone on the show is gay," laughed Car- Ryan & Caroline

oline Hand, the "Grace" sidekick to Ryan Jay's "Will" on PRIDE Radio with Ryan & Caroline. Have you checked out Popular radio person- The pair embraces their sitcom label. They are alities Ryan Jay and Caroline Hands' new show even introduced on the show as radio's Will &1 PRIDERadio with Ryan Et Caroline? Grace. "I'm the token straight girl. Behind ev-l ery great woman is a gay man." I The program is an innovative radio talk show formatted for FM stations across America, fea- Hand's token role is more instrumental than she turing interviews with celebrities, music artists, may let on. Women and gay men often share l fashion gurus, travel experts, authors; gossip the same perspective and sharing the co-host from leading Hollywood correspondents; cover- responsibilities widens the audience to both age of entertainment and topical news, movie gays and straights. reviews, and lifestyle trends. Listeners can also call in to share their coming out stories. "One of the things I love best about our show is that while we're designed for the gay com- Until now, Clear Channel's Pride radio has been, munity', we've found a very mainstream audi- as described by Jared Cohen, Coordinator for ence, ' notes Jay. "It just goes to show you en- Clear Channel Content Research and Develop- tertainment is a two way street. Just as the gay ment, "a musically driven channel that you can community embraces movies and shows with shake to." heterosexual themes, q.ur show appeals to ev- eryone who appreciates'great entertainment." "We are committed to developing new tal- ent," Mr. Cohen confirms. "Ryan and Caroline As today's radio audiences are predominantly are radio's Will & Grace and Pride reflects their female - 60% of radio listeners are women - and unique sensibility, celebrating pop culture and according to recent Gallop polls, women are all things entertainment." more accepting of the homosexual lifestyle; 1 this synergy is an important element for tapping CO-hosts, and real-life best friends, Ryan Jay into the highly sought after 18 and over female I and Caroline Hand met as producers at the mu- demographic. sic television channel, VH1. Between them, they have produced for Bravo, MTV, Showtime "I love being a part of a gay show," and The Jerry Springer Show. Their first venture "The gay community has very together was the movie review blog, WeSeeMov- taste. History shows that trendS ies.com, a site they continue to produce. We- sparking in the gay community SeeMovies.com brought them to the attention ing to the greater public. We' of Cohen, who noted the pair's chemistry and those boundaries a bit qu felt their relate-ability and quirkiness would be Suitable for the new LGBT radio show he was developing_

"The time feels right to launch a radio program for our community and those who support us," declared Mr. Jay, a gay man who .haiL,sfrom Mil· waukee, Wisconsin. He notes bemg msplred by

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~ 'ze the lyrics to their songs. Of course, though we love during the course of the conversation, were asked why go and ogle Eddiefrom afar. Which is better than a kick we were circling the lot, since there were still a few con- in the rubber parts, but still not quite as much of him ~IIthings of the lipstick and lashes variety, we really go venient spacesin which to park our land barge right by as we'd like to admire....ahem. to Charlie'sto see NachaType and the gang...well, we really go in hopes of seeing swell schwinger Christian the front club's rear entrance. We shared with B & J that we knew the comely cutie holding up the lamp- Over at Rain, the umbrellas and other props are being schwinging,but since he stood us up for our last cover hOtosessionwe've begun to think that he's even more post, at which point Bill dashed off in his direction and unloaded even as we speak for this weekend's MissGay Austin US of A pageant being presented by Rain and ~f a tease than he is onstage and have given up virtu- the hunk started running. What, we asked Juanita, JEMSProductions, and the mimics of the femme variety ally all hope of ever being able to fluff him. Which is a could that be all about. We were told that the man we shame, 'cause when we fluff a guy...well, suffice it to are coming out of the woodwork in joyous anticipation were just sure that we knew was a (gasp) and say,they never forget it. Just ask DG.... of the singularly sensational event. Why, we ran into that Bill just won't allow such activity when he's on the ~ Amaya Iman and Nadine Hughes - along with someone job. Well, at least now we know why we knew by the name of Tag A. Long - who were completely Big 0 TEA him....ahem. Wheneverwe get to feeling just a Tad Martin-ish frisky, we always head over to Alternatives of New Fine Arts So, we were at JR's the other Thursday evening, trying TfXAS A . on Mockingbird, not to take the chill out of our bones by downing multiple If numbers of refreshing adult beverages (hey, they call only because we them HOT toddies, ya know) and happened upon one Capital CiTEA know that they have a huge, really of our dearest friends and most often object of our las- Trumormongers are mongering that a certain Lavaca big assortment of civious desires Josh, having a lively libation or two after libation lounge big wig is out of town enjoying the fall gay goodies to help a too-too-lonq day at work. He was palled-up with a colors outside the Capital City, but upon arising from us deal with our jovial gent by the name of Gilbert, who we had never . our cot in the back room of OCH and stumbling to the friskiness, but also met, so naturally we spent a few moments getting real- bar for our breakfast the other day, we noticed glib Glen because they have chatting away with someone that looked very much like a huge, really big the missing pe/uca. Sure enough, once we'd downed beau by the name sufficient potent potables to clear our minds and our of Paul on hand to vision, we realized that the dapper dude that held Glen JW help us select the in such rapt attention was none other than David .\I perfect items to Green, whose chic chemise certainly could have been abuzz about the evening of satire, pantomime-and the make that friskiness dance (as Naomi Sims used to say) that's bringing illu- something to be sionists in from the four corners of the globe. What even more excited impressed us even more than the glam gals' enthusi- about. Of course, Paul is such a devastatingly dee-lish asm, however, was the simple fact that Nadine Hughes dude - with sufficient appendages to keep us busy for was toting a copy of our very own magazine, in addi- hours on end - that we don't even have to be frisky tion to the enormous LV duffel bag in which she stows before we get to the famed erotique...he puts us right both her make-up and her current boyfriend. Meaning, in the mood just by looking at his tab form. We caught of course, that the girl's got everything she needs for a up with the mischievous macho man just the other fun-filled night on the town. And isn't that a comfort. night, canoodling with the elfin Ken, who's just about at the right height to explore all of Paul's hidden treas- Iy good and acquainted with each other. Seems the Speaking of comfort, that's exactly what you'll be in ures...which lends itself to the purchase of all sorts of dapper dudes had made a special point of visiting the when you're sporting a trendy top from Lobo, the gay goodies, now doesn't it? If you'll excuse us, we're club that night just to see the alluring Edna Jean Guadalupe beautique that's making a name for itself for jonesing for a heapin' helpin' of Paul....we'li be back... Robinson and her awesome Angels, and Gilbert was so more reasons than the enormous selection of intimate impressed with the show that he vowed to come back lubricants that it stocks. Yes, babies, now when you Okay, while we were coming back from our fix, we each and every night to see what other fab fetes he drop in for a video and other personal stimulants, you drove through the Round-up parking lot 'cause we could experience. Seems he'd never been to a gay bar can pick out virtually an entire wardrobe so that you Sworewe knew the handsome hunk in short-shorts and mistaken for a fall foliage display. We opted not to shredded tank that was standing 'neath the streetlight before...which certainly surprised the hell out of us.... interrupt the cozy convo, primarily because we were can hit 4th Street and lure home something a little more and, after circling several times to assure ourselves that way too focused on the ice cubes melting in our drink, animate than the latest Chi Chi Larue video for a little we knew him, ran into the lug of the lot, Bill, having a Meanwhile, down at Mickey's, we ran into two of our but we know that whatever was being shared was done nighttime activity.... rather significant conversation with the club's dance very dearest friends in the whole world, Courtland and with the style and grace that Glen and OCHare famous maven, Juanita. We stopped to visit with them and, for. So, we spent the next several hours trying to con- Finally, the Newcomer show at Charlie's has been the vince Party Patty to tuck us in...which seemed to cause springboard for a the liquor dispenser no end of uncertainty and discom- host of the best illu- fort - probably becausethe last time he tucked us in, he sionists of the drag wasn't seen in public again for the course of a very long queen variety for weekend. But, he seemed satisfied....Gaea knows we almost as many were. years as there have been drag queens, So, we went to Rainbow Cattle Company to see about and one look at hiring-on as a door person becausewe've decided that Bambi - one of the it'd be too fagulous to be able to spend even more time contestants in a with Eddiethan we do in our dreams, but once we saw recent racy revue - the competition for the coveted cover spot we realized can tell you that the that any hope that we had of admiring the buffed bum; look, if not the tal- in the Wranglers of incoming patrons while also being ent, of these lip- able to commit their addressesto memory was proba- synchers is improv- Luke, and discovered that Courtland was having a bly way too much to hope for. So, we just have to go ing faster than most Birthday Bashat the club dubbed Stranger in the Night, in, have our ID checked like the rest of the world and of them can memo- sories for ourselves, but there is no doubt that the sonally experienced all of that entertainment, we can and that Luke was going to jump out of a cake wearing Bethmeister is just about the hottest thing to hit Our tell you that whatever is good for Cody is very good for only his birthday suit, naturally....oh, that was two Town since the summer. And those same ones of you us, indeed.... queer quips in a row - we're on a roll, honeys. At any rate, we made sure we were at the party, 'cause there's that know us also know that when we find a man nothing we love more than some lude Luke, and we attractive as we do Andrew it's because we wanna lick Justdown the road at the Saint, we are just as pleased hung around with Ivana and the gang and made extra him from head to toe with stops at important and sig- as pumps to report that our very dear friend Tersa sure that we gave Courtland all of the birthday swats nificant parts in between. So, now you know what we Matthews has won the Goddessof Texas at Large pag- that he so richly deserves. 'Cause there's nothing we did while we waited for our beverage..... eant and will be representing the club and the city at love more - other than lude Luke - than a birthday swat the upcoming Miss Gay USof A at Large pageant being on a bare bum....as it were.... When we wait for beverages at the Annex, we often do held at the divine dance hall next week. She and a so in the company of the one and only La Rick, mostly bevv of beauteous and big belles will be vying for a Finally, between because he's the go-to guy for just about anything you crown that has been worn by the likes of Whitney the friskiness could ever imagine possessing. During our most recent paige, Kofi and Kelexis Davenport, and sweeties let us and the lude bout of waiting - well, it was packed in there, babies· tell you it's a crown that's so big that it can be spotted Luke experi- we asked LRfor something that has been the object of for at least six miles...'cause, well, ya know....they gotta ences, we were our desire for have a big crown to sorta balance out the whole look, doncha know. We are also pleased to report that the really in the as long as the cruisy crossroads of SA come to us because of the club's divine dude and big wig of the managerial type mood for some- we've been hard work and dedication of these two packed pard- Mike looked absolutely stunning in his dance belt and thing a little going to the ners, and from what we've heard through the grapevine club, namely Stilettoes during the club's recent Switch Night, though kinky .... some- are just the beginning of even more marvy changes to honcho of the the fabric on that dance belt was stretched to within an thing with some come to the Strip. ink on it, and head variety, inch of its life....well, that's whatcha get when you try to pack so much talent into so little space....ahem. were just too- Joe, whose Finally, now that cooler temperatures have descended legs alone - too happy to on South Texas, our minds turn to thoughts of curling While we're on the subject of talent, Mr. Jenny McCall find a perfect all three of up before the fire with a stiff drink and some Dick, but them - have continues to pack the crowds into Essencefor both her example of for those without a fireplace or a place to comfortably been known Essence of Talent competition on Mondays and the some kinky ink curl it's great to know that you can find both of those Jenny McCallshow on WedneSdays. When asked what in the guise of to cause us tantalizing temptations at the 2015 on San Pedro. Yes, Tony over at severe bouts it was that made the shows such a hit with River City Woody's. Tony was hangin' with his best bud, Robert, of light-head- shakers of the moving variety like Jim and Tommy, the and - we are delighted to report - sporting some edness and LadyJenny replied, "Well....you know girl.. ..we just give nummy nips 'neath his chartreuse chemise, thanks to k nee - ~ . __ the cold front that dropped temperatures in the weakedness. Now granted, lately we've been extolling Metroplex. Between the tats and the nips, we thought the virtues of the dreamy Draven and the ribald Ruben we'd found Nirvana, and are hoping that Mr. T will find but, since variety is the spice of life, we often like to go it in his heart to consider the proposition that we made for something a little blonder - and that's our Joe. We to him ...namely, that he move-in to our sweet also like to go for something a little bigger....and that's swankienda and remain completely nude in our bed for definitely our Joe. It's just a shame that only the BJ the rest of our lives. We'll keep you posted as to his shots are a buck fifty .... response.... Speaking of BJ's, you can imagine how much demand Alamo CilEA there is for one for Cody over at the X-ing, what with When you want to see beautiful and trendy people, one his 52 inches of entertainment and all, and the line to of the best places to do it is at the Bonham Exchange provide same is always so long that the powers that be downtown - and not just because there's a plethora of pleasing and pulchritudinous punks staffing the fire sta- honeys, Dick and drink overflow at the Monte Vista tion next door, madhouse, and people come from far and wide to par- either. No, honeys, take of both. Why, even lovely ladies such as Mary, the people what they want." Which, at least in the case the BX is just Tracy and CeCe- who usually go for things more femi- of Bob Fogg's newest boy toy, means dolling up perfect- loaded with a studly nine - can't deny the power of Dick and often drop into ly stunning men in drag and having them pantomime and stupendous the club to be near it. And considering how very much for the audience's approval. Of course, we've heard staff that gives one these glorious gals love other glam gals, that's power- that Bob-o puts all of his boy toys in drag, but that's a so much to do while ful indeed.... waiting for a per- whole 'nother story, honeys. fectly poured potent potable. We reported to you just last week about the new door Space CilEA Why, just the other dude at the Heat, Chris, who so capably handles the So, we're at JR's the other night, because it's the night while waiting over-flowing crowds that descend on the party palace Number One Gay Bar in Houston AND because they for a round of bev- each and every night of the week. Now, though we've were having an extra special and super-revealing inti- erages, we had the given him our seal of approval, you know the man is mate apparel Male Uwear fashion show, and - in addi- opportunity to ogle, dOing!something right when longtime staffer and quiet tion to a horde of horny hunks - we espied our next leer and otherwise barkeep Lonnie says he's okay - which our Cruise new husband strutting his rather packed pouch on the espy the breathtak-~J!9~ at the Main Avenue megaplex have taken to providing Cameraphoto of the two certainly attests to. A huge, packed pouch revealing stage. Babies,we haven't lust- ing beauty of the seating for those of the wetted lip set. They've also really big thanks and kudos for a job well done go out ed after anyone as much as we're doing for this hunk in one and only Bud bearer Bethany and her beauteous taken to serving up buck well drinks every Friday until to Heat honchos Randyand Petefor the perfectly pleas- a very long time, so we naturally approached our very and buff barback Andrew. Now those of you that know 11 prn, which means thatthose wet lips are gonna be ing landscaping job that they've done to the four cor- good friend Kofi - she of the lipstick and lashes set - to us know that when we find a woman attractive it's usu- even more moist than they already are - which, of ners of our own Beverly Beach. Yes, honeys, those beg, implore and otherwise supplicate ourselves for an ally because we want her clothes or makeup or acces- course, is a good thing for Cody. And since we've per- stunning and oh-so-phellic palm trees that now grace introduction. Being the busy hostess and emcee that that first night that we jUst so thrilled, pleased and otherwise delighted to find pair by the name of pulled him out of the hUsbandnumber four, Davier, at the Montrose Mining Kerim and Joe that gutter, cleaned him up company revealing those qualities that attracted us to made us revisit Linda and slapped a T-back on him in the first place. Davier has always had the seem- Blair's exorcism, and him. We followed him ingly innate ability to clad himself in clothing that just helped us to realize that around the club - which, naturally accentuates all of his best features, as it were, too much beef in a diet come to think of it, is and he proved it once again by modeling in that special isn't good for those try- why he divorced us - way that he has a pair of Man Power briefs that left vir- ing to fit into the 40 and snapped a few fab tually nothing to the imagination. Of course, Davier regular Armanis that are photos of him, soze ya could wear a gaft, dance belt and a caftan from Omar ~~.Ihanging in their closet. could have an idea of the Tent-Maker and leave virtually nothing to the imag- Oh, trust sweeties, we just how fabulous the ination, but that's why we love him...and why he was ate we ate very life of a penile projec- number four...immediately after Hunter, but before well quite filling, don- tionist really is. In the Giovani and Fernando.... cha know. Even went first photo, Fernando she is, however, she back for seconds.... reigns supreme as the was unable to arrange it After all that, we were feeling really kewl and really hip okay, thirds. Oh, biggest and buffest icon for us...which meant, of and really urbane, so we dashed over to the hippest, ~,~ .tr·alright, we pigged out, course, that we were coolest and most fine. Is that what you wanted to hear? forced to troll by the urbane urban video dressing room in hopes lounge on the planet, Out in the Gay Southwest, we ran into our very dear of insinuating ourselves Meteor, for a mass of friend Kameron di Santi - he of the tastes great, less- rather forcefully into the marvy martinis and filling variety - at Crystal the other night, and spent some mingling with the quite a bit of time finding out what the caliente cutie trendy masses. Not has been doing with himself (ahem) since he graced the surprisingly, we ran into cover of our magazine. trend-setter and man- Seems the hot tamale about-town Toddicus, has developed quite a slurping down a succes- few admirers ....so sion of fluted frappes many, in fact, that and doing what a fab they've dubbed them- fella with 847 My Space selves Kameron's Posse friends does so well - and have taken a reli- networks, baby. He gious vow never to demonstrated his abili- leave his side. Not for a moment. Which can be really embarrassing when nature calls, of course, but rather fes- tive and fun when the one that's glued himself and other vital organs, to your side is the we're absolutely certain that he's the man that we'll be spending the rest of our lives with ...or, at least a very long weekend on South Padre....

ties in that arena by introducing us to two dee-lish dudes by the name of Max and Jorge that almost - we said almost, honeys - made us forget all about our new husband, the Male Uwear model. Of course, that might JR's with thoughts of have had something to do with the frappes that Todd- long (tee hee) week- ° kept handing us, but who are we to question the nat- ends on South Padre, ural comeliness of Max and Jorge...or, the frappes for we decided that we that matter. hunky hombre in the black T-shirt standing above really needed to dance- Kameron in our Cruise Camera photo. Now, THAT'S a off a few of the urges We're a little bit country, we admit it....one can't, after hottie that we'd break the law for, babies...ya know, so that were just bubbling all, live in Texas and not find tight Wranglers, big the possecould ride out after us....and cuff us....and tie and oozing to the sur- Ropersand stunning Stetsons appealing after a while. us down...ya know... face, so off to SoBe did So, on those nights when we wanna paddle up with a we trot for a little relief. real man, we always head over to the Brazos River Speaking of getting tied-down, that's exactly what a Almost immediately Bottom - the BRB, to those in the know - to see just rather tasty morsel of male pulchritude by the name of upon entering, we spot- how much beef we can rassle up for the evening. 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