The Daily Confusion
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August 22, 2003 THE TECH Page 9 17:00 20:00 17:00 — Burton-Conner — Upper- 20:00 — Burton-Conner — Burton- classmen at Burton Conner are enjoy- Conner eats ice cream sundaes with ing the “suite” life. all the trimmings. 17:00 — German House — Bored? 20:00 — EAsT camPUS — Le Teur German TV is never boring. German de Fred. house has German TV channels and 20:03 — Baker House — MIT is like people who love to speak German. unprotected sex. You’re glad you got Saturday, August 23 10:47 — Random Hall — What’s the “What’s that shiny building across 17:00 — EAsT camPUS — Join a will- in but sorry you came. fun in being the world’s smallest the street?? I wonder if they have any ful Coalition of the Ten Halls of East 20:15 — Burton-Conner — Tired of nuclear power without a little prolifer- food or interesting people to talk to Campus to address the terrible threat walking around all day? Just want to 00:00 ation? We’ll be here all day adding to me! Hmmm...” that hunger and lack of barbeque sit down and relax a little? Our upper- 00:00 — EAsT camPUS — After 64 our arsenal. 13:47 — Random Hall — Hmmmm... pose to Freedom loving people. classmen enjoy the “suite life” years of mounting tension all diplo- Looks like we were just added to the 17:15 — EAsT camPUS — Rooftop 20:28 — French House — Looking matic ties with West Campus have 11:00 Axis of Evil. War of Agression vs. Senior House. for a game of Set? been severed. Economic sanctions 11:00 — French House — Vous Only water can kill you. 20:30 — EAsT camPUS — Would are in force and all travel to the avez peut-être déjà vu le campus de 14:00 17:23 — MacGregor — Tours. ALL you rather watch a movie made in region has been banned. MIT, mais voilà une occasion de le 14:00 — French House — Afternoon NIGHT LONG. Oh baby. (and by night 1997 or eat deserts made this 00:01 — Senior Haus — Emma and voir en français ! Bilingual campus of Baking! we mean late evening time, from evening? We thought so. Dave talk about every form of sexual tours throughout the day. (Meet in 14:00 — French House — Un après- around 5 to 10 or so) 20:40 — Senior Haus — Dan shows deviance that there is. LMF Kitchen, New House 6, 5th midi à la fournée? Est-ce que vous 17:32 — French House — Alloutte, us how slutty Haus officers can be. floor) aimez bouffer les choses cuites au gentille allouette… 20:47 — Random Hall — On the 01:00 11:00 — German House — There is four et faire des pagailles dans la cui- 17:33 — French House — Allouette, other hand, the museum doesn’t 01:00 — MacGregor — It’s 1 am. still enough Kaiserschmarrn (German sine? Quelle chance, nous aussi! je te plumerai ! make a bad backdrop for a movie Do you know where your SINGLE is? Pancakes) for late risers. Venez pendant tout l’après-midi nous screen. Introducing... the Random 01:00 — Senior Haus — We’re patri- 11:01 — German House — Es gibt aider à préparer et partager nos créa- 18:00 Hall Roofdeck Movie Series! It’s the ots. Watch Paulo beat us up. noch genug German Pancakes tions sucrées. La Cuisine de LMF. 18:00 — Burton-Conner — Not over Ian Holm movie marathon! 01:00 — German House — “Das (Kaiserschmarrn) fuer die, die spaet 14:00 — Senior Haus — Tireswing- the summer movie binge yet? Neither 20:47 — Random Hall — In our first Experiment” geht weiter. Deutscher aufwachen. Kommen Sie und essen! ing lessons. Twist, shout, wrap your- are we. featured movie, The Fellowship of the Film, mit dem Deutschen Haus. Neues Haus, Haus Sechs, Erster self up. Skilled trainers (read: crusty 18:00 — German House — The Ger- Ring, Ian plays an eleventy-one year Neues Haus, Haus Sechs, Erster Stock. alums) will see to your safety as you man TV is still on at German House! old hobbit who likes to have really big Stock. 11:17 — Random Hall — Your par- learn to do things your insurance Sehen Sie fern mit uns. New House, birthday parties. Oh, yeah, and 01:00 — Baker House — You know ents need to refill the car anyways… company wouldn’t cover. house 6, 2nd floor. there’s something about some kinda what’s cool? Baker. Random Hall is next door to the gas 14:00 — German House — In the 18:00 — EAsT camPUS — Preview evil evil tall people and the fate of station… mood for some good German polka? Course 25 (metallurgy) at the Discov- the world. 02:00 11:30 — Simmons Hall — Cookie 14:00 — Bexxxley — No aceptare er Metallurgy seminar. Professor 02:37 — Senior Haus — ::required Making! Who will make the best Sim- tus religiones moneteistas; mues- Scooter and his top students will 21:00 making-fun-of-religion-that-isn’t-Chris- mons-esque cookie? trame el camino a Nazaret y introduce students to the art and sci- 21:00 — Burton-Conner — The tianity gag:: Did Allah promise you 50 11:59 — French House — It’s still abofeteare a tu salvador con una ence of forming metal to your will. movie is playing and the ice cream is virgins? Well, you won’t find them in the morning, but it’s already hot. In trucha. 18:01 — EAsT camPUS — EC has melting. Senior Haus. Paris, citizens cool off by running 14:13 — Senior Haus — Did you fun with tapioca and a kiddie pool. 21:00 — Next House — PLAY through public fountains. Boston know? The need for blood is unend- Sponsored by EC spinoff, Ping Ping UNFAIR - And party Mardi Gras style. 04:00 has lots of fountains, and we at La ing. Donate blood. One single dona- Chai. Hang out, eat, play some volleyball or 04:37 — Senior Haus — This state- Maison Française know lots about tion, possibly two, maybe three. 18:10 — French House — Ten grab some beads, hop up on a table ment is not a complete statement. It them. Heart: more than 50 units of blood. points for anyone who can squeeze and grind to beats you can actually is part of the previous statement. Optimal blood supply:1,100 dona- another plate into our dish rack. dance to. 12:00 tions received daily. 18:15 — Burton-Conner — Want to 21:00 — Russian House — Russian 06:00 12:00 — French House — Les 14:30 — Senior Haus — 72 Movies see what makes Burton-Conner differ- Cartoons. 06:13 — Senior Haus — Argentina: français étaient les premiers of Hours! The Dyslexic Fest! The little ent from all the other dorms? 21:00 — Senior Haus — Blue Velvet the Biggest country in South America européens en Amérique du Nord. German engine that couldn’t will be 18:17 — Random Hall — Had your - What kind of beer you drink, neigh- Club Meeting. Presided by Paulo. Venez assister dans une tradition de playing after every movie! It’s ubiqui- fill of the Institute already? Did you bor? / Heineken / Heineken? Fuck 06:15 — Senior Haus — Pot pie, conquêtes en découvrant (et en con- tous! and you will see it or be EVIS- know that Cream + Milk + Sugar + that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon! motherfucker. quérant) les fontaines de Boston CERATED by the dark Fixin’s + N2 = mmm.... ice 21:00 — Senior Haus — We don’t avec La Maison Française! Wear lord!!11!!@!@!21! creeeam.... really eat babies. Plenty of perfectly 07:00 shoes that can get wet. (Rendez-vous 14:30 — German House — Gruess 18:19 — EAsT camPUS — Ever had normal, everyday type out-door cook- out food to be had in the Senior 07:00 — Senior Haus — Did you escaliers du centre des étudiants) Gott! tapioca pearls in your pants? Want Haus courtyard. Vegetarian/Vegan know you can buy human placenta on 12:00 — French House — The 14:33 — French House — Already some? options always available. the Internet? You can also get some French were the first Europeans in homesick? 18:23 — Senior Haus — A friendly 21:00 — German House — Germans cigarettes from us for the low low North America. Participate in a long 14:34 — French House — Hungry? game of “catch the shaven, greased like all sorts of high-tech stuff. Like price of $0/cancer stick. tradition of conquest by discovering 14:40 — Senior Haus — Big Lebows- piglet.” Bring your own piglet; we lasers and the Museum of Science! 07:00 — Bexxxley — 7 am, as good (and conquering) the fountains of ki - One big man, so little time. don’t like to share. 21:00 — New House — Wanna wind a time as any to drown yourself in the Boston with La Maison Française! 14:41 — Senior Haus — Women-only 18:30 — Simmons Hall — An infor- down from the day??? Charles. Wear shoes that can get wet. (Meet event- Piss for Accuracy Contest. mal group of Sims will be leaving on Student Center steps) Hopefully in the President’s House. from the Simmons lobby for a walk 21:06 — EAsT camPUS — Where’s the satellite??? It’s in the water!!! 08:00 12:00 — Senior Haus — It fits on through Boston, probably the North 21:30 — Senior Haus — 5,000 08:00 — French House — Sssssh. your back, it’s good for a snack, it’s 15:00 End, in search of sweet treats, din- Bouncy Balls off the Roof! Crucify! Your roommates are probably still chalk chalk chalk. Come hang out in 15:00 — German House — Germans ner, or whatever else we may be Crucify! Crucify! You Shall die.