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MEMBERS OF MENSA SINCE 1992 COVER ART BY ROB & TAMARA VOLUME 25 | ISSUE 4 | JANUARY 28-FEBRUARY 3, 2016 | FREE [2] WEEKLY ALIBI JANUARY 28-FEBRUARY 3 , 2016 I-25 & Tramway | Albuquerque, NM | 505.796.7500 | 877.272.9199 www.sandiacasino.com JANUARY 28-FEBRUARY 3, 2016 WEEKLY ALIBI [3] alibi Letters should be sent with the writer’s name, VOLUME 25 | ISSUE 4 | JANUARY 28-FEBRUARY 3 , 2016 address and daytime phone number via email to EDITORIAL [email protected]. They can also be faxed to (505) MANAGING EDITOR /COPY EDITOR: Renee Chavez (ext. 255) [email protected] 256-9651. Letters may be edited for length and FILM EDITOR: clarity, and may be published in any medium; we Devin D. O’Leary (ext. 230) [email protected] MUSIC EDITOR : regret that owing to the volume of August March (ext. 245) [email protected] correspondence we cannot reply to every letter. ARTS/LIT EDITOR: Word count limit for letters is 300 words. 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About $2,700 ENDS worth of items—including stereo equipment A and a portable defibrillator—remain unaccounted for. Prosecutors have charged WEIRD NEWS Barria with burglary while armed with a gun, felony theft and misdemeanor mischief charges. Dateline: Idaho A pair of self-confessed drug smuggling Dateline: Wisconsin VOTING ISS N W OPEN!OPPENN! AATT ALIBI.COMAALIBIBI.COMOMM “dumbasses” transporting 20 pounds of weed Cheesehead thieves in Germantown, on the BEST-O-TRONBEST-O-TRONRON DEMANDSDEMAEMANDS YOURUR PARTICIPATIONPAARTARTICIPPATION from Las Vegas, Nev., to Bozeman, Mont., northwest side of Milwaukee, have reportedly (HE’S(HE’S ALALWAYSWAYYSS WWATCHING)ATCHING)VOTINGVOTINVOTING CLOSESCLOSES 44/19/19 decided to sample their cargo. Unsurprisingly, stolen $70,000 worth of cheese from a local things went downhill from there, with the pair distribution warehouse. The extremely becoming so paranoid they called 911 to turn Wisconsin crime occurred shortly after themselves in. The Rexburg Police Department midnight of Friday, Jan. 22, at D&G in Idaho just released audio recordings of the Transportation when a 2012 Great Dane 911 call made by 22-year-old Leland Ayala- semitrailer went missing. Germantown police Doliente and 23-year-old Holland Sward early were quickly able to locate the semi-tractor last year. Police say the two men became so used to steal the 54-foot trailer and shared a paranoid while driving along Idaho’s Highway photo of the missing trailer’s logo on Facebook. 20 they thought police were following them in By 10am that day, a citizen reported seeing the unmarked cars. “Hi, uh, we’re the two trailer. Unfortunately, by the time police got dumbasses that got caught trying to bring some there, all $70,000 worth of cheese and cheese stuff through your border and all your cops are products were gone. just driving around us like a bunch of jack wagons and I’d just like for you guys to end it. If you could help me with that, we would just Dateline: Kansas A Kansas City man charged with the shooting like to get on with it,” Ayala-Doliente told the deaths of three people has married the key 911 dispatcher. The paranoid pot smoker went witness against him, putting the state’s case in on to say he saw, “a bunch of your cops driving jeopardy. Jackson County prosecutors said in around in a bunch of civilian cars not wanting court documents that they believe the marriage to pick us up.