MYSTERY OF THE 3 F'S SOLVED; THE FRESHMAN FARMER FROLIC

By ED TYBURSKI Now it can be told. For the everyone does so, this can be made past week every time one looked in into a real "hick" affair. Remem- the BEACON and saw the little ber that you may be the lucky one ad way own in the corner he to be elected Mr. or Miss Yokel. would glance up and look perplex- Tickets may be obtained from ed. What do The Three F's mean? the following people: He would turn to his neighbor and Marysh Mieszkowski, Elaine ask the question only to be given Turner, Eleanore Vispi, John Guis- Vol. 3, No. 21. WILKES COLLEGE, WILKES-BARRE, PA. Friday, January 14, 1949 a blank stare and a shrug of the ti, Jane Saiwoski, Carlie Thomas, shoulders. Well, to stop anycine Eugene Snee, Ralph Bolinski, Ron- from banging his head against the ald Cherry, Skinny Ennis, Rita Split Rock Lodge CUE 'N CURTAIN IN READINESS stone wall in front of Chase Hall, Zekas, Mary Ferrari, and Terry here is the news. FRESHMAN Turassini. FARMER FROLIC. Simple, isn't The other committees are as Site of February FOR PRODUCTION FEBRUARY 10-11 it? follows: Entertainment: Charles Gloman, On the last Saturday of this Blake, a newcomer to the month, January 29, the freshmen Henry Merrolli, Nancy McCague, Winter Carnival Tickets for the coming Cue 'N Marty Fred Davis, Bob Sanders, Norma Curtain production THE MALE Wilkes Theatre, is doing a good job of Wilkes will sponsor a farmer rehearsals and great things are dance. There will also be modern Carey, Ernie Davidson, Miriam students of ANIMAL, are now on sale and in Once again the can procured from any member expected of him. With Marty, music for those who don't indulge Long, Mabel Faye Richards, Steve Wilkes and their friends will jour- be As yet the or- Kaniinski, Howard Phillips. of the club. After January 30, tic- Norm, and Jack pitching gags, the in the finer arts. ney to the Split Rock Lodge for play should be a riot. chestra has not been chosen, but Publicity: Ed Tyburski, Joyce Winter Carnival kets can be exchanged for reserved the second annual seats. Each student is entitled to Bruce MacKie is doing an ex- many attractive offers have been Burohard, Bill Hart, John Saucin- which will be held on Tuesday, Feb- from various sources. as, Carl Wallison, Allen Turner, one ticket and can get same by ceptional job of portraying Mich- received ruary 1. The affair will commence student ac- student journalist. It's a Ed Bolinski, class president, Lawrence Ferraro, Nancy Ralston, with presenting his or her ael, the at 9:00 A. M. and terminate tivities pass at the box office. good role and gives Bruce an ad- an Veverly Van Horn. - has announced that orchestra a sport dance that will be held Staging of the play is scheduled would be procured before the end Decorations: Dominic Alfano, Jo vantage to use his remarkable from 9:00 P. M. until midnight. 14) 11 the He also Anne Davis, Sy Merrin, Nancy for February and at sense of timing. There's one scene of the week. stated that Everyone who was present last Temple with curtain time Bruce be charge an Fox, Larry Stanley, Jane Piekar- Irem between Paul Thomas and it would necessary to year will recall what a swell time set 8:40 p. m. because admission fee of sixty cents. ski, Charles Snyder, Arlene at that is successful largely was had by all. The fact that Jack Feeney and of Bruce's timing. Bruce and Paul There will be entertainment Plecher, Jim Mack, Danny Sad- Sporting events will be held with intermission. Performers very, Dolores Wachowski. Norm Cross are cast in this play are both rejected lovers and stay during prizes offered to the winners of while every one will he members of the freshman Refreshments: Dolly Frable, should dispel rumors that they are at home to mourn each contest. Some of the contests goes to the football rally. For class. Chet Molley, Mary Lameroux, Ed are down- transferring to Western State else which will be sponsored College. company they have a bottle, and No coats, ties, party dresses, or Wheatly, Mary Posnak, Wasil hill skiing, ice skating, ice boat- heels will be allowed. The fresh- Plekon, Barbara Hartley, Rom- As Joe Ferguson, Jack creates while they proceed to see what ing, tobaggoning, and jitterbug- quite a ferver on the campus of the bottom looks like from the men are asking all upperclassmen ayne Gromelski, Fran Heckman, ging. 'Skis can be rented cheaply, to comply to this one rule. If Shadrach Jones. a western college as he is still inside, they talk about the male and it only costs 50c to 75c for the on Some of the cracks are the entire day. remembered for his great feats animal. use of the tow for the football field. Norm will be terrific. CO-CHAIRMEN OF FRESHMAN FARMER FROLIC For those who have no transport- charge of the furniture is buses seen as Willie Myers, a current In ation of their own, will be football hero who worships his David Jones, who also plays the chartered. Shadrack Jones is in the head of the English and re- idol, Joe Ferguson. He follows Joe role of charge of transportation, him off with his department in the play. Properties servation must be made with him around, helping coat, or he just gets in the way which range from a box of flowers before noon &f January 28. The trying to sit next to Joe when Joe to a racoon coat, is under the man- fare will he about $2.00, depending wants to be alone with Ellen. He agement of Evan Sorber. Ed Gart- on how many students wish to a is lighting the stage, and Paul charter transportation. keeps reminding Joe what good ley player he, Wallie, is, and whenever Shiffer is the book holder - The affair will be restricted to to you. Sets were de- Some Joe wants to talk about love and prompter students and their friends. other topics of interest, Wallie signed by Marvin Waltes, and the of the dorm students might feel will be in the hands be always turns the conversation to construction slighted because the event will football. of Cathy Smith. held on a week day during the vaca- tion, but this was the only day that we could get. Week ends are taken by out-of-town reservations; there- Students Honor Pelton To Play fore, there was little that could be done abotit getting a week end for our affair. It is hoped that there Wilkes President For Soc. Dance will be no hard feelings, and that everyone comes. An informal dance sponsored by The picture above is of the co-chairmen of the Freshman Farmer Dr. Eugene S Far!ey was pre- Frolic. First row: Joyce Burchard, Elaine Turner, Jo Anne Davis, Dolly sented with his portrait on Wed- the Sociology Club of Wilkes Col- Feb- Frable. Second row: Ed Tnburski, Charles Gloman, Ed Boiinski, Marysh 34 To Be nesday, January 5, in honor of be- lege will be held on Friday, Mieszkowski, Dominic Alfano, Henry Merolli. Chet Molley. Seniors ing first president ruary 4 at the Hotel Redington. appointed the Reese Pelton's orchestra will fur- of Wilkes College. Presentation nish music for dancing from 9 to 1. Graduated In Feb. was made in behalf of the student Admission will be $1 per person. HISTORY PHOTO No More Beacons body by a committee of Tony Zn- Chairman of the affair, Bill La- list oftude biegalski, Jack Feeney and Edward velle, has chosen as heaI of the ia ticket committee Agnes Novack DISPLAY GIVEN Until February w Boyle, representatives of the 1947- 1 and head of publicity Ruth Lawlor. Clayton Allen Bloomburg, Jack 48 student council. Funds of that The advisors for the club are Miss IN KIRBY HALL This will be the last issue of the Wilfred Brobyn, Thomas ,Joseph student body made the congratula- Holbrook, Mr. Symonolewicz and BEACON for this semester. The Coburn, P. Joseph Danilowicz, tory gift possible. The committee Mr. Schwalch. This is to be the first dance spon- next issue will appear on Friday, William S. Davies, John Joseph said the portrait also expresses All students Who are not allergic that sored by the Sociology Club and a to history will be interested in the Fbruary 11. E'van, John Charles Evanouskas, student appreciation of Dr. Far- large crowd is expected. Age of Exploration photographic We're very sorry, but we have to Donald Elihu Evans, John Vowler ley' efforts in enlarging Bucknell exhibition being shown in the read- study for examinations. Evans, Robert William Freeburn, University Junior College to a four- ing room on the first floor of the year institution. college library. On display since Thomas M. Gill, Peter Glowacki, Bookstore Closing Joseph Michael Hizney, John Wr. Farley thanked the present- Monday of this week, the twenty- plorations of Henry the avigator atioon committeee and the student four panel exhibition has been arid Vasco de Gama; Spain sent Frederick Holbrook, Joseph Her- body for their thoughtfulness. Veterans Accounts loaned by LIFE magazine and is Columbus and Magellon on their mann Kanner, Wesley Donald The portrait, which is a fine like- presented by the depart- voyages and became rich through History Kiesa, Jack Morgan Kloeber, Ed- ness of Dr. Farley, is hanging on ment. It will remain in the library the discovery of gold and silver in Beginning yesterday and con- win Michael Kosik, Thomas Gil- the second floor of Chase Hall at through next Friday, January 21, the New World; France settled in the top of the stairs. tinuing for the next two weeks and can be seen during regular the New World; Holland entered bert Manning. David Thomas the campus will be a bee hive of library hours. into competitkn in the East with Martin, John Walter Martin. Allen activity and serious thought. The exhibition is based on a fea- Portugal; England, under the lead- trying Miller, Thomas Joseph Those whose last names begin ture article of the March 22, 1048 ership of Queen Elizabeth and Sir Moran, Barbara Elizabeth Noble, Theta Rho Dance with the letter A to M registered in issue of LIFE, one of the series of Francis Drake, competed in the Joseph Stanley Olesky, Narcy Chase Theatre yesterday, and N to essays on the history and develop- East and West. Alexander Perkowski. Robert Louie. Leap-Year Style Z are required to register today. ment of Western culture that have Many of the originals of the ex- Perneski, Theodore Casimir Pom- Classes will end at noon on been published since April, 1947. hibits which LIFE has photograph- ianek, Charles William Schneider- January 15 for all students except In addition, this display has been ed are in the New York Public han. Donald James Snyder, Sidney A Valentine Dance, the major, those enrolled in Biology, Chemis- prepared from unpublished LIFE Library. Others can be found in Jack Weissberger, Edward ,Jan annual affair of the Theta Delta try, Physics, Engineering and material. Emphasis is placed on re- the Museum of Fine Arts, and the Wasilewski. Anthony Zabiegalski, Rho will be held at the Irem Tem- Mathematics courses. T h es e productions of paintings, drawings, Metropolitan Museum of Art. Ori- Robert J. Evans. ple Country Club on February 18. courses will terminate on Jan- engravings, etc. These are accom- ginal sources contemporary with Music will he furnished by Jack uary 19. panied by a brief running text de- CONFERENCE Melton's orchestra. "Millie" Gittens, of the college have been quoted when THEATRE scribing the spirit and impulse be- the period Gytelle Freed, ticket committee bookstore, announced that veteran hid the discoveries of the 15th possible. A theatre conference, with mem- chairman. annouunced that tickets, accounts would close today. She and 16th centuries. In the week ahead when Wilkes bers of theatre groups of all col- costing $2.40 per couple, could be also stated that students needing Events of the Age of Explora- students will be thinking overtime leges in northeastern Pennsvlva- purchased any day from 12 to 1 books for the next semester would tion has been organized in five sec- will be held on in be able to procure same beginning about final exams, they should find nia in attendance, the reception room of Chase tions, each one dealing with out- the Wilkes College campus on Hall. on January 31. Night students will standing Western nations of that it profitable to relax their minds March 12 and 13. Chairman of the The women are requested to ex- also be able to obtain their books PDFera. compression,Portugal sponsored the OCR, ex- by webperusing optimization through the exhibition. using affair isa Marvinwatermarked Walter. evaluationtend an invitation copy to the of men. CVISION after 6 p. PDFCompressor m. on the same day. 2 WILKES COLLEGE BEACON Friday, January 14, 194 of building a more just and enduring scale of values. Nonetheless we have re-learned the true meaning of the We are such stuff... iIL,-i ,:uie dignity, the uniqueness, and the priceless value of the human CHET MOLLY personality, which is the firm and unshakeable foundation of "We are such stuff as dreams VINCE MACRI Christianity. We are gaining in the understanding and toler- are made of " W. Shakespeare. Editor-in-Chief ance of ourselves and others. We are making progress in our RUSS WILLIAMS TOM ROBBINS attempt to make our economy the servant of the people We pause in our tasks to ponder Associate Editors rather than their master. Of yesterdays gone, GARFIELD DAVIS GERTRUDE WILLIAMS And the caatles of clouds we built Instead of relying on the good of necessity and hunger to Sports Editor Faculty Advisor As we wondered on. of ELEANOR KRUTE DR. CHARLES REIF obtain unremitting endeavor our working population, we are Business Manager Faculty News Editor seeking and discovering more humane incentives. The thrill of stolen kisses JOYCE BURCHARD TOM LASKY And this is our most potent weapon this day in facing the Ne'er seem to wane; Circulation Manager Cartoonist anarchistic threat of communism which is threatening to engulf And the fullness of past love EDITORIAL STAFF the world. Forever remain. Ed Wasilewski, Don Foilmer, Bill Griffith. Bill Kashatus, Art Spengler, We must all face the future with Christian love in our hearts We all have our tender mow, George Kabusk, Ed Tyburski, Miriam Ann Long, Alma Fanucci, Chet Within us bound Omichinski, Nancy McCague, Chet Molley. Bob Sanders, Joe Gries, for our fellow man . . . the common oneness that unites us all. Romayne Gromeiski, Priscilla Swartwood, Bill Hart, Bill Apfelbaum, That is the way to peace within ourselves and with others. By the threads of yesterday Art Rice, Ed Bolinski, Gene Bradley, Marty Blake, Joan Walsh. Edward Jan Wasilewski letters, We had found. EDITORIAL EDITORIAL Close our eyes and wander, Through the past; Our Fearful Youth Lift our souls with dulcet si Au Revoir Hearts beat fast. A shed soft in memory A noted magazine making a survey to find out what is on And now the time has come to close the last chapter on a tear A glow within the mind of our youth recently uncovered some interesting in- college career. We know such thoughts as the fonnation. The thoughts that crowd one's mind at partiAg are divers Are not of sin. As the author of the article points outthere is a great differ- and many. ence in the mental and psychological make-up of this genera- They are but pages from a tale, Among them is the pride and gratitude of attending an in- 'One earthly life', tion and those preceding it. stitution which is as sound as the character and integrity of the And we the authors of every 'c The latter, she goes on to point out, were always going to man who guides its destiny. And my appreciation to the many On love, or strife. build the brave new world; the form and character of the archi- fine and erudite professors who have pushed aside the curtain We will hive given a life tomor' tecture were the only problems. They were sure that they would of lifeto reveal its great human drama. To write this book. find jobs, success and happiness, if only they worked hard Is it infamous then to re-leaf I shall always cherish the many friendships campus life For another look? enough. It never occured to them that they would not strive has afforded. mightily toward their goals. They never doubted that the Upon the sweetest, tenderett There are also the lingering memories of the quiet thought struggle was wort every ounce of effort, or that they couldn't moments fulness of silent winter day; the light heartedness of spring; Of them all, take over the store, or corporation, or the country, for its own a and the soberness of autumn on the campus. Of memories that we made, betterment. They lusted for activity and responsibility. They lived Fondly do I recall meeting the girl I someday hope to call heard of frustration and futility, but did not believe in it. But to recall? y own. Following this such as dret' glowing account the author observes that Orchids too for the grand way in which the editors Hank Yes, "We are stuff here is relatively of are made of", little that now. Young people today she Anderson, Ted Wolfe, and Vince Macri made possible these have If fools are we, says, very littie initiative or imagination about their own articles. So long as the stuff for dre lives. our young men and women have the aims and made, Tat I earnestly hope the readers of this column have enjoyed aspiratioru of the middle-aged and the old. They are obsessed Fools we'll be. these articles as much as I enjoyed writing them for you. with the need for. . . security. Now till we meet again, perhaps on other pages, may She looks to the future with forboding when she observes Providence bless you and all your enterprises with health, suc- the heirs of the traditions of past generations who appear fear- cess and happiness. Special College ful, cautious and faint of heart. Edward Jan Wasilewski Well! Well! Well! Rates Maybe we had all, better grab a slow boat to China. But EDITORIAL it does seem the author has overlooked some very important aspects of the situation. We're Asking For It! What appears to be fear, caution and faintness of heart TIME among our youth can be merely a healthy skepticism . . . a $5.40 under h 20-a-copy nrw conscientious effort on their part to avoid the mistakes of the The college newspaper's success depends upon two things stand price - Si .50 und.t ft past-and to select the best solutions to their present and future amount of censorship and quality of the contents. We feel r.gutar i-yet problems on the basis of considered judgment. that we are holding almost a free rein concerning the policy of subscription pris What appears as a lack of ambition and initiative so char- the paper. But what about the contents? Are we printing the right when you subscribe acteristic in the past is but an introduction of morals and ethics through us at the Spe. into economic as well as social life. material? Our "Letters to the Editor" column has been slightly cial College Rate of only'S.00 If there seems to be an abnormal desire for securityWho anemic recently, and we are not sure what the lack of letters is to blame? After living through the worst depression and the means. Should we pat ourselves on our backs or try to drum most devastating war in history, and faced with the grim pros- up more student interest in the BEACON? pect of an even more terrible war, young people are just a pro- Just exactly what does the BEACON mean to you, the LIFE we duct of an age of insecurity such as the world has never seen. reader? It should man plenty to you. It should mean your $5.65 under ths 20f-o-copy n.w& Hence the added drive for some sort of security among our representation and your chance to get a bird's eye view of the stand price - $1 25 under the youth. campus activities. It should be more than merely a printed r.gulor i-,s&t( There is a growing realization however among them that bulletin board. It is your paper! subscription 4ricS seeks security as end in itself is a self defeating process; that We of the BEACON staff are not psychic. We do not dis- you subscribe it constitutes a negalion of the rest of the personality. At cover what you like or dislike about the paper by simply shut- when all through us at the Spe- events they know that in a changing world security comes only ting our eyes, folding our legs and making like yogis. Our cial College Rate of only from preparing oneself for a better job or position of increasing hopes are that we publish a paper worthy of praise. However, worth. to do that, we need your help. One is tempted to point to the fact of the eternal conflict be- We take this opportunity to ask for complaints, suggestions TERAN' tween the young and old. Always the older generation claims and ideas for the BEACON. Whether it be in letter form or a Make your the younger is going to the dogsand fast! "Why back in the personal message, we will appreciate your concern. dollars itr.ch good old days"And so it goes We are asking for it! The next move is up to you. furtherby taking advantage now of But the situation is too serious for that. We are all of us Tom Robbins these money-saving, special rates - gripped in an era of great transformation, with all its inherent uncertainty, suspicion and misunderstanding. througtt'" The whole scale of values of communities and the nations EYEGLASSES Enter your oi'der today, CRAFTSMEN Reasonable Price - Latest Styles as handed down from the past have been shakened and are DR. AARON S. LISSES MILLIE GITTENS in the process of changeso that hardly any individual is ENGRAVERS OPTOMETRIST 20 Simon Long aldg. Phone 3-3794 COLLEGE BOOK STORE sure of even what is right and wrong. North State St. 54 S. Main St., Wilkes-Barre We must all, old and young alike, set ourselves to the task Phone 3-3151 (2nd FloorOver Sun Ray) PDF compression, OCR, web optimization using a watermarked evaluation copy of CVISION PDFCompressor y. January 14, 1949 WILKES COLLEGE BEACON 3

men learn the desires of their con- Yale Theologian Small Business' * stituents. In this way Congress i BOROW[D LINES influenced to keep small business in Leads Discussion MISCELLANEA mind. By RUSS WILLIAMS By Case Presented Pressure is not only brought by BILL GRIFFITH direct mail and by the press, but by On' Religion Trend Last Monday evening the Eco- radio as well. In addition, the or- 'Faculty Failings' which appears n-omics Club of Wilkes College pre- ganization presents its view-s before in the Observer demonstrates the Congressional Hearings. The The cafeteria seems to be becom- sented another of its programs teacher's dilemna. Parts of it fol- current increase in religious dealing At present, the biggest aim of ott ing quite a busy trading center. with economic subjects. Mr. the lOW activities the American college Robert A. small businessman is to have campus can Everyone seems to be carrying a Meixell, district Man- taxa- [I' se's brand new at teaching, be traced to students ager of tion equalized between asking basic questions about "the chance boolt of a stack of tickets Luzerne and Lackawanna business he lacks experience. for one thing or anotner. one per- Counties for the National Federa- ilouses. Taxes should be paid on an U been meanings and ends of lii e" accord- he's teaching all his life, son I noticed was approachee -to tion of Small Business, Inc., evalu- individual basis f-or each store in a he's in a rut. ing to Professor Clarence 1). Shedd, ated community, just Merreil Clement buy some chances; he did. Immedi- the function of his organiza- as each indepen- If he does all the talking in Stephen Prof essor ti'on. dent merchant does, Mr. Meixell of Christian Methods' at Yale Uni- ately alter signing -the chance book class, he's in love with the sound he whipped out tickets br a stu- The National Federation of Small said. The audience was told that the of his own voice. versity. Business is 'Natch' Bill, as it is known in the While religious attitudes cannot dent-sponsored iance. l'he fellow an association of small If he leaves the discussion to who took tne chances spent a businessmen, nationwide. Organiz- House, deals with this question and others, he's just too lazy for words. be acurately measured, Prof. Shedd ed in legislation is impending. said, in quarter; the solicitor had to come San Mateo, California in 1943, If he writes books, he's neglect- recent surveys several col- it already Mr. Meixell's discourse was well leges showed that the war caused through with two dollars for the boasts a membership of ing his teaching. as,ice tickets. 100,000. It is considered the hope received and served to stimulate If he never publishes, he never students to become increasingly the thinking processes on questions of i niis little scene me for retention -of the small busi- had any thought worth printing. religious. He termed "most sur- started importance to the small business- prising" the finding that in present thinking about roe s tuuent-spon- nessmen's place in the American 11 he hangs around after class, economy. In the fear that capital man in America's economy. he's looking for apples. beliefs arid attitudes toward the sured activities wnich are going church, the veterans do not differ to be held next month anb the cost is becoming centralized in fewer El' he makes speedy exits, he's hands, Mr. Meixell dramatically from non-veterans. br attenuing same. 1' ebruary I, explained that got a case of studentphobia. legislation is necessary to equalize Don't Forget To Make 'ihe surveys also show that vet- we start off with tne Winter Car- Note: The nival at bpiit itock competition between businessmen Observer reprinted erans participate in campus reli- Lodge with a Reservations 'Fculty Findings" from Vol. 33 tentative assessment of 2.2b per and large corporations. gious work to the same extent as Legislation is screened in Wash- tif the American Association of non-veterans. However, because or to cover transportation aliu meal. Uinversity Professors Bulletin. 'Irns function is worth all it costs ington by a staff of top-flight an- For Transportation To The their maturity, veterans have a dis- alysts. Mr. Ralph Berger, considered Irofessor Harold A. Larrabee of proportio'iately large share of tne ii last year's experience is a criter- Union College is the author. ion. February 4, we have tne oci- htat the dean of Washington loby- Winter Carnival leadership of the student religious heads staff. The results of * * * programs. ology Aubs iniormal Dance at the ists, this Attention Reuington at $i.0o per that thesn analyses are mailed to the in- Price is $1.25 Per Person student teachers! The present situation is com- - dividual member in his respective Edinboro -S. gives you the rignt to walk in the T. C.'s The Spectator posed of neither great revivals of community. The merchant, on being l3rjnted htis answer uoor; it also will give you a won- to the question religion nor students clamoring for of the legislation of im- rWhat would you like derful opportunity tO' acquaint informed most" in its religious help, the Yale theologian portance, casts a ballot which re- 'Inquiring Reporter" column: declared. "Rather", he affirmed, yourself With your len-ow stuuents. Irene iHE MALE AIJYIAL will be pre- flects his decision on the question Kellog"I would like for- "there is a widespread wistfulness presented. The ballot finds its way ty -nine strait jackets my sentec at the Irem Temple on for sixth about religion that is evidenced by to Washington where our Congress- graders." quite unusual responsiveness to any tebruary 10 and 11. here is where * * new and well directed initiative in you will get a break. iNo admission The Bucknelian reports one that, the field of religionwhether cur- charge to -students - if you go "Dad, you got me into a peck of "Cne of the finest stories ever to ricular or extracurricular." - by yourself; one ticket to each trouble at school today." "How "Re- ppear in The Squirl (the college There are, according to Profesor student upon presentation of Ac- come?", his father inquired. TAKE UPffO5 MONTHS mgazine) is Mark McCoilough's Shedd, many discouragements and tivities Card, lake someone not in member", the boy said, "the time graphic "Pains of Birth", which plenty of room for pioneering in school and the charge will be $1.00 I asked you how much a million TO PAY WITH iE als with the birth of a boy's mor- the campus religious activities. but still cheaper than taking your dollars was?" "Yes", Dad answer- MERCHANDISE al conscience when he is alone in "There must be a several-fold girl to the movie and seeing your ed. "Well", replied the child, "he-Il- a :ar with a girl." increase in the number of competent friends in a stage play is a lot uva lot is not **the **rigtht answer." c,upcn6. - I might add that only 1400 copies and trained university religious more in-teresting and enjoyable. On - be sold on the Bucknell camp- workers; the churches must stop February 18, Theta Delta Rho (for- Best of luck on the examinations. nd that the price has been wasting their energies in denomin- merly WOW) will sponsor a semi- d to 30 cents. Tough. ational squabbles. formal Valentine - $2.40 pet' cou- * * * "Together", he continued, '.'they ple. All of these admission charges he Maroon and Gold of B. S. T. must do battle against the secu- plus the fixed charges, that is, erinted this joke in a recent larism that has taken over our so- soda and ice cream ç?) after the issu: cial order and our college life in the affair add up to a considerable sum Feel Shopworn? LillyJim taught me something past three decades. For the choice in the coin of -the realm. I do not iow today! of our day is not between the isms want -to miss any of these activi- lillyIs that right? that the accidents of history have ties and I am sure you will all want Lilly.No, but it's loads of fun! created but between religion and to attend them, too. So put 'em Shop Refreshed * * * irreligion." (requests for money) in a box, tie Roi,zgh and rugged as it may be, it with a ribbon and present it to ere's a poem from the Michigan your wife, parents or favorite sib- lings (yes, I had Psych. 100) or tate News: - We know you will be missing out on the MANY RADIO fun. It unwise I To criticize JOBS OPEN! Oh for the days of the Activity Our fellow-man. Fee - never had to worry about Before becoming Many lobs in radio for College- the admission charge and some- trained men and women. The thing was always on. Over-b old, Notional Academy of Broadcasting going Last Remember, Sir, offers on accelerated course in s-emes-ter the school had one whole We all came radio for 16 weeks beginning in campus activity - the BEACON From the same February, March or June, 1949. cabaret party. Some students are Mold. working very hard to bring about Nevertheless, NATIONAL ACADEMY of BROADCASTING activities which will offer enjoy- In spite of mothers, 3338 16Th St, N. W. able opportunities for fellowship Some are mouldier Washington 10, D.C. among the whole student body. Than others. The coming semester promises to offer many student - sponsored extra-curricular activities which, I think, most students believe to JORDAN be a very important part of col-

- lege life. These 1871 extra-curricular Est. activities can not and will not be THE a success unless they are sup- Men's Furnishings and ported by each and every one of Hats of Quality u. Personal Finance Co., here I come! ** ** BOSTON STORE ** Sudden thought: Our streets must have been very dark before 9 West Market Street th advent of neon signs. (That's Wilkes-Barre, Pa. an enlightening statement!) Men's Shop ** ** Prayer for Examinations FOR YOUR Oh, Goddess Minerva, hail and hear Guide me Jan. 21 of this year; has everything for the Another semester of World HIT TUNES Literature, college man's needs. Is something that I cannot picture! from ties to suits. Be sure to pick up your reserved LAZARUS seat tickets for THE MALE ANI- MAL in Chase Lounge, February Plus 1 FOWLER, RECORD CENTER 7 to 11. Please do not wait until State TaZ Ask for it either way.. . both DICK the last minute or you shall be trade-marks mean the same thin,g All The Newest Popular sitting in a corner of the hem AND Recordings By Your Temple the evening of February BOTTLED UNDER AUTHORITY Of' THE COCA-COLA COMPANY BY WALKER Favorite Artists 10th. Wilkes-Barre Coca-Cola Bottling Company * * * * LAZARUS LOWER FLOOR Educational Note: The small boy PDF compression, OCR, web optimization usingcame home a watermarkedfrom school and blurted, evaluation copy of CVISION© 1949,PDFCompressor The Coco-Colo Company 4 WILKES COLLEGE BEACON Friday, January 14. Volunteer Blood IIIlIIIIIIIIHIHhIIIIIIlIlIIIIIlIUhIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIJIIiiiiiiiiiiiiii,ii Campus Merry-Co-Round Donors Needed A BOOKWORM'S VIEW by marty blake By TOM ROBBINS A plan t benefit both Wilkes IUhIIIIlIflhIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIlIlIIIIIIIIHhIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIlIIItIIiiiiIiiiiiiiiUii. Picking the remnants of my Dempsey, Jess Willard and Al College and Wyoming Valley is The pessimists are currently overwhelming power of radio- bruised and battered anatomy of Flora some of the greatest well under way. The need for blood digging shafts into the earth. activity. the St. Stephen's names in in They yon mat at fistiana But the donors is a very real one and expect a war soon, and they The text of the story is not punc- Grappling Parlor, I brushed Noi- tenth round, the referee, Agnes want to escape the atom bomb. tuated with Wilkes has the opportunity to be exclamation points, man (Crusher) Cross from my Berry, discovered that Muriel had The auth'or of No Place to Hide, nor is it printed in capital letters. back, picked up my right arm and stuffed her boxing gloves with the first educational institution in Dr. David Bradley, is not a pessi- Yet the quiet, matter-of-fact style trudged wearily out of the hail. chop sticks and rice paddies this area that can safeguard itself mist, neither is he an optimist. His of David Bradley is impressi've Smiling craftily to my self, I So Muriel was disqualified and help save lives of local citizens. purpose in writing No Place to and unforgettable. aloud, "Aba. Methinks I Taking the first banana boat back Hide, the story stated That isproviding YOU pitch in of the Bikini atom Surprisingly enough, Dr. Brad- have a wonderful plot for a story. to the states, Muriel landed in bomb tests, was to state objec- ley finds time and help!! for injecting humor I shall relate to one and all the Frisco and started an immediate tively and factually the power and into his daily entries. But smashing and ultra-dramatic story run on the bank A rumor had Under the plan explained to Mr. after effects of the "bomb." underlying the humor is the stark of Muriel Finnegan, girl bone- started that Muriel was sched- Reese Pelton by local Red Cross Dr. Bradley received his medical realism of danger to humanity if you who fol- crusher Those of uled to wrestle Clark Gable that officials, hospital technicians will degree at Harvard University the "bomb" is used extensively in low the catch-as-catch-can sport night and every one wanted to after visit the campus and take small graduating earlier a future "total" war. must have come across Muriel bet on the Great Lover But from Dart- Geiger is an important character In fact, only two weeks ago she Muriel hrew Gable in one round, samples of blood of students volun- mouth. He also attended St. John's in the story. But geiger is not a threw Tony Zabigeiski in 2:54 at thus causing the famous San teering to 'help. The samples are College, in England, where he person; geiger is an "it." It is an studied English I'awnee's Town Hall Arena Francisco Earthquake By typed at the hospital and member- and history. He active and dangerous, though in- Oh, is. a goil Muriel, now Muriel's fame was widespread set out as a free-lance writer but there ship cards, naming the blood type tangible, bullet and forms the basis the bone crusher How many Her next match was in Kansas gave up that occupation in favor of radio-activity. and The geigers are times have I been seen gloating City where she tangled with the RH factor are sent to the don- of medicine. the fearsome weapons of the atom in my press row waiting 'for the Missouri Champion, Harry S. or. In addition, lists of the donors Soon after the atom bomb was bomb w'hich are prevalent long herald to come forth with his After pinning him with a GOP and their type are sent to Wilkes dropped on Hiroshima, Dr. Brad- after, no one knows how long, the ley was assigned to trumpet in hand announcing My hold, she moved to Chicago where and the Red Cross. the Manhattan explosion has died away. There are Darling Muriel Ye Herald she was scheduled to meet Mrs. District of atomic energy research. various kinds of The value of the service then be- geigers, and Dr. would clamber into the ring, blow O'Leary's Cow It was a tight He was trained for the specific Bradley explains each of them his trumpet and sing out in a rauc- squeeze, but she came through the comes apparentt In case of any job of testing the radio-activity at carefully and completely.. ous voice the following immortal winner, in two quarts and three type of emergency involving in- the Bikini test. One point which many leaders The words pints of the third round Her jury to any member of the student book is written in diary of the world do not seem to under- a goil named Muriel next stop was Pittsburgh where form, a day-by-day account of the I know body or his family, a call to the stand is clear; no longer can the Finnegan went two minutes with Andy Mel- test from several months before to problems of the world iffice would safely be Tonight she is wrestling Joe lon and some bird named Carnegie bring someone with almost a year after the last bomb solved by force. If a weapon as McGinnigan By now people all over the 'the same type of blood to the hos- was dropped. It is written in a powerful as the atom bomb is used, Poor old Joe, He's going to get country were trying to promote pital quickly. Only when called straightforward manner, and Dr. it may likely be the first and fatal pinned again her So Muriel's next stop upon does the donor contribute Bradley does n'ot pull any punches step towards the physical destruc- Harrah for Muriel Finnegan, was New York, the town that blood; and if in poor p'hysical con- in exposing the d'angerous and tion of the human race. She'll winagain. was stolen from the Indians dition at the time he is not allowed You may wonder how ('Cleveland variety, that is) to do so. Muriel got her start in the wrest- She was just in time to catch a The Red Cross gets frequent ling game Well, it was athis guy named Dewey in one of his calls from the local hospitals for Davis S , - was a poor under- off-.moments They met in donors. Here is the second half of away She Predicts privileged little girl living a de- the 'Garden (In Dewey's Flower the two-fold purpose of the pro- solute life on Fifth Avenue in Garden) But Muriel emerged gram. In cases of emergency re- (continued from last issue) October July New York City He father victorious and Dewey went back ferred to the Red Cross through With the season half over, A. L. was a struggling young banker to politics By now she was the hospital, donors are picked from Mayor Luther Kniffen receives Rummer announces the standings kicking around on a measly $340,- the undisputed champ She their files. Donors are under no ob- hundred's of complaints from in the Wyoming Valley Confer- 000 a year And her motitor, could take on the best of them ligation to contribute in any par- Kingston residents about the balls ence: "Plains High School won ab her mother, had to worry all day And she did 'Gorgeous George ticular instance, but it is expected the Clown sluggers are hitting onto over Kingston, which beat Market Meyers long, cashing the old man's Frank Anderson ... Whittaker that Whatever possible they will Street. decisively. Meyers defeated New- checks topay for her 314 fur coats Chambers and all the little cooperate. Physical examination is port, which won over Plains by Poor Muriel When she was Pumkins Red Arrow given before each donation. August one point. Berwick and GAR tied. fourteen, the family dispatched Pinky Pinkowski David Jones A full-scale enrollment program, Summer football practice begins. Therefore, Newport is leading Tanky the her to Mrs. Glihoole's Finishing and Sol Schiffman Her second on a purely volunteer basis, will be Celmar is reported to be conference by 3 11/16 points." School for Proper Young Ladies success was complete. inaugurated at the beginning of slipping. He is striking out only And they really finished her You might wonder why we are the next semester. A future edition ten men per game. November Properly Finding that writing about Muriel Well, of the BEACON will carry details The Colonel football team fin- she could not live even a bare here's the answer Next week of the plan. It is expected that September ishes with a record of six wins, existence on a lowly allowance of she's going to come to the West volunteers will sign application George Ralston is worried over two losses and one tie. Ralston only 2,900 fish a week (Say did Side Armory to display 'her talents cards and then divided into groups 'his football team thi's year. "We've apologizes to Igoe Twilks. you ever live on 2,,000 fish a And her opponent Yep, of twenty for typing. Volunteers lost two third-string guards from week? Gets your diet kinda one- you guessed it the Original may sign immediately, if they de- last year. which will weaken the December sided, doesn't it?), she decided to Tiger of the Susquehanna sire, by filling out one of the cards team considerably. We'll have to Verl Heap develops into an out- take a slow boat to China Whirling Earl Wolfe. at Mr. Pelton's off ice. work Jard to win in every game." standing star with the Wilkes- It was here in the land of the Igoe Twilks tries to talk Ralston Barre Barons, and Marty Blake Mandolin (I mean Mandarin) that PIORKOWSKI SCORES FOR WILKES into playing a six-game schedule tells about the time he played on she first came in contact with the this year. pointing out that the the same team with Heap in the wrestling game She took a Colonels won six games in each navy. Effie Welsh makes some rickshay by mistake, and when the of the past three years. Says daring predictions: that Christmas coolie wanted to be paid, she Twilks: "Coach, you can guarantee will fall on December 25 and Inde- promptly refused. He became very yourself a perfect season by pendence Day on July 4. He will indignant and threatened to box scheduling the six you're fated to close his column with the immor- her ears And this was the win and not making any provisions tal words: "Don't say we didn't cause of the famous Boxer Re- for losses." Ralston ignores the tell you." bellion in China which also star- tip aid scheduled a nine-game red such famous figures as Jack schedule. - Sensational - 20th The New WAGNER-NICHOLS Wilkes To Oppose Microdisc Recorder CENTURY JEWELERS 30 of high fidel- Emlbosses minutes Guaranteed - - - ity permanent recording on a 4% Lycoming Quintet inch vinylite plastic disc. Less than Wcxtchmaldng 1'7c for a full half hour of record- Diamonds ing. W-N records can be played on Disappointed over their 52-51 the new LP phonographs. Perfect loss to the Scranton Royals Wed- Watches for starting an album of the world's nesday night, George Ralston's Jewelry great music, speeches, radio pro- Colonel c'agers will make another grams, etc. Very simple operation. attempt to annex their seventh vic- Room 1104-1105Phone 2-2131 $159.95. For further information: tory of the season when they op- Deposit & Savings Bank Bldg. 594 Simon Long Building or call pose the Lycoming College five to- Kingston 7-8328. morrow night at the YMCA at 8 p. m. The varsity game will be preceded by a OUR contest between the VISIT Jayvee teams of both schools. This game will start at 7. DEEMER & Co. SIt°1' The Lycomin'g team, which comes here tomorrow night, boasts School and Office a good deal of offensive power. The Supplies FOR SMART bulk of their scoring 'is done by Forwards Gray and Sowers and COLLEGE CLOTHES Jim Perotto, a guard. In the game GIFTS AND against Mansfield Tuesday night, which STATIONERY Joe Piorkowski, Colonel forward (10) is shown scoring a goal at Lycoming lost, 68-&4, these THE HUB the start of the second quarter against Triple Cities last Saturday night three men scored a total of 39 k.NI SNOWITZ IROS. at the Kings'ton High School gym. Making a futile attempt to preven't points. The team showed its high- scoring ability in So. Main St., Wilkes-Barre the score is Tom Kobylarz (6), Triple Cities forward. a recent game Watching the play are Guard Bill Walling of Triple Cities (12) and when it won over National Agri- Wilkes-Barre, Pa. PDF compression, OCR,Phil webSekerchak optimization (2), Wilkes forward. using The refereea watermarked is Dave Evans. evaluationcultural School, copy by a score of of CVISION 84-47. PDFCompressor Friday, January 14, 1949 WILIS COLLEGE BEACON 5 GETTING READY FOR SEMINARY Wilkes Mermen Meet Lycorning

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The initial meet for the Wilkes College Mermen will be held at BEACON SPORTS EDITOR Lycoming College Saturday, Janu- ary 22. The team will undergo SEKERCHAK STOPPED game, and though they lost the strenuous practice under the strict The inevitable happened last ball several times because of some surveilance of coaches Flack and Saturday night when the Triple loose ball-handling, they played a Karambelas in order to be in top Cities five came to town not so fine game on the whole. Pinky Pin- shape for their first inter-collegiate much intent on beating the Wilkes kowski made a fine guard and his encounter. College team as on stopping its nimble play kept the team at top Las:t Saturday morning the en- high-scoring demon, fiery Phil Sek- speed at all times. tire team was present in the office erchak. When the smoke had clear- Leo Skordinski, Bill Snee, Cy of George Ralston, where after a ed the lads from Endicott, N. Y., Kovaichick, Nick Jula and Bob short discussion, they voted un- found that they had accomplished Morris all showed a good deal of animously in their desire to con- the task of putting the damper on offensive ability with some fancy tinue the team. One of the most ex- the outrageous goingson of foxy shooting. Skordinski in particular tensive practices held so far took Philip, but that, sad to relate, had had his eye on the basket, scoring place last Tesday at the Wilkes- lost the game in the process. 15 points to quality as high man Barre "Y" when the entire team lit seems that what the Triple of the evening. Bill Snee, with 12 undertook a complete workout. The Cities manager forgot was that the counters, was runner-up to Leo. coaches are now stressing physical Wilkes team had a few other lads condition as the prime factor in the who could hit the basket with an- KINK'S. MANSFIELD any successful swimmer, SERVE WARNING Here are Norman Cromak (wearing helmet) and George McMahon makeup of noying frequency, and while the going through a workout in preparation for tonight's meet against and they plan to hold an organized New York staters were clinging to If it hadn't been known before. Wyoming Seminary grapplers. Tie meet will be staged at the Wyo- practice six days a week during the Philip like so much glue the other .it was certainly established last ming Seminary gym at 7 p. m. remainder of the swim season. Wilkes cagers had a high old time Tuesday night that it will be no Cromak, from Forty Fort, wrestles in the 14pound cLass, while fattening their scoring averages. picnic for our Colonels on the McMahon, from Wilkes-Barre, is a 165-pounder. Charlie Jackson and Joe Piorkow- nights of January 22 and February Thomas decisioned Hughes, 8-3. ski in particular carried on in the 5 when the Wilkes team opposes 145 lb. class - Cromak pinned role usually handled by Sekerchak, Mansfield STC and King's College, WILKES GRAPPLERS SHOW POWER Davenport in 4:19. both boys scoring 11 points. Jack- respectively. The Mountaineers Cromak decisioned Kagan, 6-3. son scored all his points in the showed that they have something 155 lb. class - Wallison threw second half, and had the Wilkes on the ball by trouncing Lycoming IN FIRST INTRA - SQ UAD EVENT Morrin in 2:29. fans in a frenzy of sexcitement by 68-M, while King's surprised a Stevens pinned Lilly in 6:41. when he dumped four field goals lot of folks by shellackine the fav- Stevens pinned Wallison in 4:3U. SECOND PLACE MEDALS through the hoop without a miss ored Bloomsburg SPC team. FIRST AND ARE AWARDED 165 lb. class - McMahon pin- in the last quarter. In the entire Bob Patton, Ken Perschau and ned Stanley ip 4:57. second half Charlie shot only eight Ted Randon, three Wilkes-Barre Spectators, filling one end of St. Stephen's gym, witnessed 175 lb. class* - Lasky decision- times and came through on five of boys, led the way for MansfieH ed Morse, 911.. them. with 14, 12 and 11 points respect some thrilling muscle manipula tion last Friday afternoon as the Unlimited class - Cross de- Sekerchak seemed to have been ively. For King's, the high-scoring Wilkes wrestlers sharpened up for a tough wrestling season. cisioned Blake, 13-8. rattled somewhat by the exception- twins. Bob Mulvey and Tom Mp- Vince Macri was head timekeep- ally close guarding Triple Cities Laughlin, had another field day, For weeks the boys had been to be in competition. training and trying to get into The tourney was competently er. He was ssisted by George subjected him to, so that even when garnering 18 points eo'h. Yinr' Lewis, and Walt Hendershot. he got a reasonably good opportun- had little trouble with Bloomsburg. condition for the event, and when handled by Coach Cromwell Tho- ity for a shot, he missed. The heart- winning as they pleased, 63-47. It the time finally came, each man mas and Chemistry instructor, breaker of the evening caine when will be remembered (though we put on a great performance, Joseph Markowitz. The affair ran Paul Huff fed Phil beautifully hate to mention it) that the score whether he was a regular wrestler smoothly except for one casualty who right under the basket only to see on the Wilkes-Bloomsburg game, or just a sportsman wanted the referee. Bob Waters, doing a ATTEND THE him miss the lay-up. The thorough- played December 20, was 69-37, splendid job of refereeing, was ness of the job Triple Cities did is the Colonels on the wrong end. WILKES-WYOMING SEM with in the country last year and was trapped between the wall and two horn out by the statistics of the Therefore, all you Wilkes fans Pennsylvania's highest scorer with game, which show that Sekerchak who are feeling rather pessimistic 133 points. He performed for Wash- wrestlers, Cromak and Kagan; his WRESTLING shot no less than 18 times and about that February 5 date with ington and Jefferson. Lee Sala is body cushioned the wrestlers from didn't click once. As usual, how- the Kinrsmn are to be forgiven. one of the best young middle- the wall, but Waters received a MATCH ever, Phil was hot on the foul line, It would seem that you are not weights in the boxing game, and blow that caused a nosebleed. making good on four out of six. without justification. More sad Arnold Galiffa was Army's quarter- Norm Cross took over and refer- TONIGHT DRAGON, ISBAN SHINE news will come tomorrow night, back last year. As for Musial, we eed the remaining bouts. Lanky Ben Dragon started for when Mansfield and King's oppose don't think anybody needs to be The results were as follows: AT 7:00 P. M. Wilkes but didn't stay in very long, each other in the King's gym. told who he is.. .Lycoming College, 121 lb. class - Brown decisioned and it wasn't until the second half Which ever way that one goes, it which meets the Wilkes basketball Ennis, 10-4. IN THE that Ben got a chance to display will provide no comfort for the team tomorrow night at the YMCA, 128 lb. class - Sadvary de- his wares. He was all over the floor Colonels, since the boys have to recently swamped National Agri- cisioned Karembelas. SEMINARY GYM 136 lb. class Thomas decis- throughout most of the second half, play both teams. cultural College, 84-47 . . . After - ioned Turner, 4-0. playing a bang-up game. (And SHORT SHOTS seeing Marty Blake perform when we say "all over the floor" Though the folks from Wilkes- against Cruser Cross in the recent we're speaking literally, to a great Barre and vicinity pride themselves intramural wrestling meet, Igoe degree. Ben's aggressive style of on the imposing list of outstand- Twilks is dickering with the man- Wilkes College Swimming Schedule '49 play is reminiscent of the reckless in athletes (Trippi, George Young, ager of the Angel for a bout be- type of ball Don Casey and Bill the Skladanys, Cstellani, etc.) tween Blake and the crowd-pleas- Harvey played for the Colonels last sent into the sporting world from ing Angel. Blake did not fare so Sat., Jan. 29Lycoming College 7:3O p. m.A year.) this area, they might have to take well against Cross, who is a cap- Fri., Feb. 4Lycoming College H It was a very rough game for a back seat to the small town of able grappler, but Twilks thinks the first three periods and didn't Donora, Pa., on that score. Stan he might do better against the An- Sat., Feb. 5Wyoming Seminary really settle into a contest of has- Musial, Dan Towler, Lee Sala and gel. "Not only that", said T'wilks Sat., Feb. 12Wyoming Seminary lethall skill until the last qtrarter, Arnold Galiffa all hail from Don- when interviewed recently, "but Wed., Feb. 23University of Scranton H when the accent was on court fin- ora. Towler was one of the out- Marty would be the prettier of the esse rather than rough-and-tumble. standing college football players two." Sat., March 5University of Scranton A It was here that the Colonels pull ed away from the New Yorkers, scoring 26 points to the Triple WILKES COLLEGE BASKETBALL SQUAD Cities 13. By way of contrast, the Colonels scored only 28 points in the first three periods, when the scrambling game played by both teams kept t'he score down. Classiest performer on the Triple Cities roster was a clever perform- er named Bob Isban, who displayed a varied assortment of shots which were good enough to make him the high scorer of the evesing with 12 points. He was a hard man to guard, being capable of getting his shots away from some rather un- usual positions. He accounted for 14 points in the first game Wilkes played against Triple Cities and scored 11 points when the teams met in the invitational tournament. RINKYDINKS SHOW ABILITY In the reserve game the Wilkes Jayveesalso known as the "Rim- kydinks"showed a lot of class in Shown are the members of the 1948-'49 Wilkes College Basketball team. First row, left to right: Francis Pinkowski, Leo Skordinski, defeating the Triple Cities Jayvees Joe Swartwood (co-cap.tain), Paul Huff (co-captain), William Snee, Cyril Kovalchick, Bill Pickett, Russell Bartle. Second row: Richard by a 47-32 count. The Wilkes re- Scripp, student manager; Coach George Ralston, Nick Jula, Albert Casner, John Strojny, Philip Sekerchak, Charles Jackson, Alexander Molash, PDFserves compression, played a hard-driving, OCR,alert Robert web Morris, optimization Edward Witek, Tomusing Miller, a assistant watermarked coach; Charles evaluation Knapp, student manager. copy of CVISION PDFCompressor 6 WILKES COLLEGE BEACON Friday, January 14, 1949 that it is a vital part of their edu- "So you like that idea for pre- Connections For cation." marriage education, do you? Well, Intercollegiate News * * * I have only one thing to say. You New regulations liberalizing late know where the University of Your Collections privileges for all women residents Nevada is, don't you? You guessed By TOM ROBBINS regularly scheduled assenThlied on the Hamline University campus it.Reno!" However, in rare cases excuses were put into effect recently at all By JOE GRIES The time for finals is drawing have been accepted for religious near, students, so bend an ear this three residences for women. Most Album of the chapel where it was a matter of of the revisions were done on a week way for a minute while we try to conscience. In Boogie Woogie (Columbia C- soothe your aching heads. No won- junior and senior college basis with 44) Columbia presents an album "What's that, my good man? freshmen and sophomores included S S der your heads are aching! Any- You say you come from Nomen- that it believes to be the most sig- body would who tried to cram so in the first group and upperclass- Include Milk in nificant boogie - woogie records allowedist,an and that Bathless men in the second group. Residents much knowledge into such a small Groggins is your best friend? I'm made during the past decade. space . . . So much for chatter, now listed inthe first classification now Boogie-woogie, which in my opin- sorry, butWhat's that? You say may have 10. one o'clock privileges Your Daily Lunch" for some news. you have a "matter of conscience, ion has just about attained its top Immediate dishonorable dismissal a semester. Upperclassmen may in American music, is one of the too? Those excuses are all very have 18 "ones" a semester. Seniors WOODLAWN FARM DAIRY CO. from the University for the use of well, but I'm afraid that you will oldest of the Jazz forms. The art prepared cheating materials or for may have five two o'clock privi- of Boogie-Woogie (if it can be just have to go to assemblies leges a semester. conspiring to use such materials, Next case!" called an art) started in the last and a grade of "F" on the course * * * "Ah, those lucky women. I won- century when its insistent beats for a student observed in the act of der if the 19 year old seniors snub were played on the old type piano Out-of-classroom activities, once spontaneous, unpremeditated cheat- looked upon as frills and loafing, the 1.9 year old freshmen. Oh to the accompaniment of verbal ing are the punshments inflicted on yeah? Well anyway, it doesn't shouts. Somewhat in the Cab Callo- are now being recognized through- "cheaters" at the University of out the nation as a vital part of sound too fair." way style. Houston. * * * PUPPIES The bad name this form of music college education, says Dr. Daryl 'Gosh, honest, professor, I wasn't Chase, dean of students at Utah A new course, designed for young COCKER SPANIELS, has may be due to the poor orch- cheating. I was just analyzing his estrations and arrangers' cliches. State Agricultural College. Dean women who expect to marry soon DALMATIANS handwriting." after graduation, is now being off- J can also say that the present * * * Chase recently returned from a A. K. C. Registered popularity of boogie-woogie can be ered in the School of Home Eco- Best Bloodlines in Marked absent from chapel on three weeks trip throughout the America credited to the adaptation of noniics at the University of Neva- $50.00 its or more east in which he searched for in- $35.00 and basic figures to large bands. three occasions, forty-four da. The subjects for the course are Columbia in making this students at the College of Puget formation pertaining to the make- expected to help a student acquire * album, Sound were recently barred from up of a THE is going back to the roots of this perfect union building. the appreciation, understanding ROBBINS KENNELS classes. 'Was out by music and, It pointed Dean "Well what do you know! Look and skills necessary for successful Broadheadsville-Tannersville presents either soloists John D. Regester that or small Jam Groups going on there religious be- at all those students heading for personal, family, and community RoadPhone Saylorsburg 265 merry way and disregarding any liefs were no excuse for missing the cafeteria. I guess they realize living today. type of notes. In other words here is real improvised boogie-woogie, untouched by any style. The first two sides feature Harry James, then a young Texan, in WOO-WOO THIS GREAT NEW and BOO-WOO. Harry absorbed the principles of this music at a very early age while playing the lrums in a circus band. He is help- ed on one side by Albert Ammons, MODERN CIGARETTE FACTORY exponent of the Chicago school of boogie-woogie, and on the other side by Pete Johnson, connoisseur to meet the increasing demand for the Milder cigarette of the Kansas City school. The rest of the artists in the from smokers all over America - album, Pete Johnson, Albert Am- mons, Meade Lux Lewis and Joe Turner are all artists in their own right. The one feature I like in present- ing this album is the recording of boogie-woogie by the Count of the Red BankCount Basie. This was the first record ever to be made by his present rhythm section and Most modern Lester Young and contains not only methods and best some brilliant playing, but the ex- equipment traordinary singing of Jimmy - Rushing, who has since become one all laboratory of the leading vocalists of the controlled country. * * * Every in Am wondering if it would be step the THE manufacture of right to tell you that I'M IN ELECTRIC DETECTOR MOOD FOR LOVE by Freddie EVERY CUISTEOhELD Chesterfields Gardner. Here is a record that is is scientifically ready to be spun and give you a laboratory lot of fun for it contains a real controlled sax solo to the background of a concert orchestra. Didn't know if it would be right, MOIETURE CONTENT though it is a bit might, and I know you'll think it's not too tight be- cause all cookies baked by Perry Como are good, and in this case we take you to FAR AWAY PLACES. * * * (JO1OTA) 'Tis true that- Morty Nevins, accordionist with the Three Suns, plans to manufac- ture his own accordion called the THREE SUNS ACCORDION. Sammy Kaye is shooting in the low 70's in his golf game. Tony Martin is now on the set in his new pic- ture BAGDALD. Vaughn Monroe now has the Moon Men. Stan Ken- ton won't admit that television is here. Duke Ellington has re-issued IN A SENTIMENTAL MOOD on Victor. * * * Swap Shop- Vester Vercoe would like to get hold of YOU TOOK MY LOVE by Tommy Dorsey on a Victor label. Who knows maybe you can talk him into giving you a new Kaiser auto for this disc. What do you say you look through your old records for this chunk of wax and you'll not only make Vester happy, but also yours truly? Marty Blake, the voice, wants to mooch the record MINNIE THE MOOCHER from one of you une- pecting souls. He said that he will pay good. In his language that probably means enough fight tick- ets for the rest of your natural life. This disc is by Cab CaUoway, so Copyright 1949, LzoGOT & Ms ToBAcco PDFhow aboutcompression, looking for it-? OCR, web optimization using a watermarked evaluation copy of CVISION PDFCompressor