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This week has been the most important week of the year for the student movement. From November 4 t~ to lOtb , Mike Tipping, VP Education and I are in Ottawa at our federal lobby group, the Canadian Alliance of Student Association's (CASA) annual Lobby Conference. For the week, the eighteen member schools of CASA as well as eight provincial partners and five observer schools are meeting with over 140 members of Parliament, the Senate, and senior bureaucrats. This is the third consecutive year that this conference has taken place and in the past two days we have seen the benefits of this consistent pressure for changes to the post secondary education system in Canada . For the first time, members of the Bloc have expressed support for a Pan-Canadian Accord and dedicated transfer. This is a huge step for a party dedicated to ensuring special deals for Quebec on any Pan­ Canadian issue. We have also seen the New Democratic Party agree that the money that the Canadian Millennium Scholarship Foundation provides to students must stay in the system, and that the Foundation is probably the most efficient way to deliver that money directly to students. This again is an example of what CASA has been able to do to shift the policies of a party. The NDP has consistently denounced the foundation since its inception .

Tuesday saw the culmination of CASA's media stunt . The picture below shows a map of Canada made up of the paper feet that students across the country have been signing since September. Each foot expresses a student's barrier to post secondary education. The Media Stunt was extremely successful , gai ni ng t he at tenti on of all the major TV KIT KAT PIZZA and newsprint media outlets . The media stunt was OONAIRS - SUBS - SEAFOOD 429-3223 or 425-2229 preceded by a press conference hosted by CASA ' s 2314 Gottingen St., Halifax National Director Phil Ouellette and I in the Press Buy a 16" pizza Gallery of the House of Commons. w/works for $13.99, The reminder of the week promises to be just as get 9" garlic fingers productive as Monday and Tuesday have been. I will for $1.00 provide an update on the next few days in next week's 16" pepperont pizza for article. $9.25 or 2 for $16.99 2 med pizzas See you around campus . Stop by, or call anytime, w/3 toppings Ezra Edelstein $14.99 DSU President 3 small donairs Room 222 SUB for $7.99 plus tax [email protected] rny.dsu.ca I www.dsu.ca Gazette Volunteer Meetings Every Monday at 5:30, Room 312, Dal SUB A tattered photo, or a sword with a jeweled hiH JEss McDIARMID Copy Editor

have only one memory of my Editor-In-Chief A •staff contributor" is a member of the paper defined as I grandfather in the flesh. I was a person who has had three volunteer articles, or photo­ Rafal Andronowski young, maybe two or three, and graphs of reasonable length, and/or substance published in my father was carrying me into the l!dalgazette.ca three different issues within the current publishing year. house where he was raised in Salm­ The Gazette is the official written record of Dalhousie Uni· on Arm, B.C. An incredibly tall old Copy Editor versiry since 1868 and is open to participation from all stu· man stood behind a table, wearing dents. It is published weekly during the academic year by Jess McDiarmid the Dallwusc Gazette Publishing Society. a suit, looking very stern, and I was copy •dala1 te.ca very afraid. The Gazette is a student-run pubUcation. Its primary pur· He was a WWII veteran. He vol­ pose is to report fairly and objectively on issues of impor· unteered in 1939, and went to war News Editors tance and interest to the students of Dalhousie University, to provide an open forum for the free expression and ex­ when he was 30, leaving behind a Reid Southwick change of ideas, and to stimulate meaningful debate on wife and child. He was a captain, Dawn MacPhee issues that affect or would otherwise be of interest to the and one of the oldest in his com­ student body and/or sociery in general. newsiU 1 .a pany - the men, mostly 18 or 19, Views expressed in the Hot or Not feature, Top lO listing, called him "Old Man." He served for and opinions section are solely those of the contributing the entire war, landing at Normandy Opinions Editor writers, and do not necessarily represent the views of The on D-Day, fighting his way across li Dong Gazette or its staff. Views expressed in the Streeter feature Europe to Germany. He was in Bel­ are solely those of the person being quoted, and not fhe oplnions'rodalgazette.ca Gazette's writers or staff. All quotes attributed to Joey Ryba gium when he found out his second in the Streeter feature ofthjs paper are written, in good hu­ child- my father- had been born mour, by staff, and do not necessarily represent the views of weeks before. Arts & Culture Editors Joey Ryba. This publication is intended for readers \8 years He came home after the war Saman Jafarian of age or older. The views of our writers are not the explicit views of Dalhousie University. with "shrapnel in his ass" and life laura Tretheway carried on. He went to Vancouver to arts'a d; All students of Dalhousie University, as well as any inter­ get the shrapnel taken out, started ested partjes on or off-campus, are invited to contribute up a hardware store and went duck­ to any section of the newspaper. Please contact the appro­ hunting with his friends. Sports Editors priate editor for submission guidelines, or drop by for our weekly volunteer meetings every Monday at 5:30 p.m. in My grandfather died not long af­ Joey Ryba room 312 of the Dal SUB. The Gazette reserves the right to ter I saw him in the dining room of Colleen Cosgrove edit and reprint all submissions, and will not publish mate­ the house in Salmon Arm. rial deemed by its editorial board to be discriminatory, rac­ sports(il,dalgdzette ca ist, sexist, homophobic or libellous. Opinions expressed in A few years later, my father took submitted letters are solely those of the authors. Editorials my brother and I down to the base­ in The Gazette are signed and represent the opinions of the ment and opened a big plywood Photo Editor writet(S), not necessarily those of The Gazette staff, Edito­ box. Inside were my grandfather's John Packman rial Board, publisher, or Dalhousie Universiry. medals from the war, two swords [email protected] with engraved blades and jeweled hilts, and other relics of his service. I CONTAOING US Office Manager don't remember being that interest­ department once, which sent back rawer, the civilian death toll higher. ed in the stuff at the time, aside from all the documents on him. Neither have the veterans of these Barry Knight 6136 University Avenue info :?·dalgazette. ca the swords, but we were quiet and He enlisted in 1915, when he was later wars been dubbed so enthu­ office,.-Qidalgazette.ca Halifax, Nova Scotia www.dalgazette.ca grave, because we could tell, some­ 18 years old. He died the next year. siastically heroes. Some veterans 83H 412 how, that this was a serious thing. His medical record says he was a who carne home from Vietnam were Sextaat Editor Over the years, more memora­ healthy man, a bit on the thin side, welcomed with rotten vegetables, General Inquiries Aclwltising ~a~Prtes bilia surfaced, and sometimes dis­ who worked as a printer before he name-calling, discrimination and Jean-Francois Nowlan (902) 494 - 2507 (902) 494 - 6532 advertisingi\>'dalgazelte.ca appeared. My brother lent a friend became a soldier. His service record violence. Furthermore, wars after sextant@daLca some boots, which, unfortunately, says he was AWOL for a few weeks 1945 haven't had the same tremen­ were lost, and turned out to be the right before he died, but no one dous impact on the public. Canada CONTRIBUTORS FOR THIS lSSUE ~ boots my grandfather had worn in knows where he went. His death has never again imposed conscrip­ All contributions in this issue of The Gazette were made by the staff listed above and the march across Europe. record says only that he died, in tion, rations or launched a war effort the following contributors: Katie May, Jen Bond, Angelka Blenldl, Anneke foster, I read letters that he'd written France. There is a photo of him, too. like it did during the world wars. Aaron Gillis, Neal Cody, Kate Robertson, Stephen Goldbloom, lAura Berton, home, where the cheerfulness is He was a kid, looking painfully stern Consequently, wars have largely Andrew Bernardo, CbrisUoa Stefanski, Karyn Haag, Anna fong, Hugh Wallace, forced as he curses the rain and the under a white baby face, three years become something distant and am­ Catherine Holloway and Philip Carpenter. mud and the trenches. He jokes too, younger than I am today. biguous to most Canadians - cer­ though, telling his family that the I think of him once in a while and tainly for most university students. Contributor meetings take place every Monday at 5:30p.m. in Room 312 of the Jerries were putting on birthday I hope he had a good time wherever And with ever-fewer veterans here Dalhousie SUB starting the first week of the academic year. We need writers, parades for him, when in fact they he went when he was AWOL, and to remind us, it's easy to forget. photographers, illustrators, readers and Ideas. If you can contribute any of these, were German POWs on their way also that he got laid at least once be­ But we can't. We can't forget please drop us a line or come by the office. to camps. In the last letter, written fore he died. those who died nearly 100 years ago right before he got the shrapnel in And I think, too, of how many to protect Canada, and we can't for­ his ass and went from Germany to people have died or got shrapnel get those who died 30 years ago in a hospital in England, he tells his in the ass for their country, and it the jungle for a cause unknown, and sister that he reckons war isn't really amazes me. we can't forget those who died yes­ for him - he's probably just a civil­ But the number of people who terday in Afghanistan. Nor can we ian at heart. were there in WWI and WWII dwin­ forget those who have come home. Gazette There's another veteran, my great dles. There are just three WWI vets The least we can do from our com­ - or maybe great-great - uncle, left alive, and 219,761 who fought paratively easy lives is honour those Are you a writer? Photographer? a young man named Donald, who in WWII. Those who remember best who have fought, and sometimes fought in WWI. On rare occasions are going to be gone soon. died, for us. Illustrator? A reader? my father still runs into people who And wars that have followed To do that, we need only remem­ remember fighting overseas with WWI and WWII have not had the ber, through a tattered photo or a Come to our meetings: my grandfather, but no one knows same unwavering public support as sword with a jeweled hilt, a newspa­ Mondays, 5:30 pm, Dal SUB much about Donald. My mother the big ones - the reasons for the per clipping or a letter. sent his service number in to some bloodshed get cloudier, the images And they will live forever. 420-9999 6112 Quinpool Rd. @Vernon St. 5er.ving Halifax Peninsula & Fairmount

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A wooden fish-shaped plaque hangs on the wall. Its inscription reads: June 17, 1977, 42 lbs. Family photos line the window ledge beside the single bed; a navy blue legion cap rests on the dresser. John "Bud" Campbell leans back in his dark green armchair, adjust­ ing it with a remote control while his wheelchair sits by the door of his room in the Camp Hill Veterans' Me­ morial Building. Ever since his younger brother couldn't pronounce the word "broth­ er" as a child, he's been known as Bud, except for the years he spent in the army. CASA chair Edelstein said he's concerned the government will leave a multimillion-dollar "hole" "What would you like to hear?" in the post-secondary education (PSE) funding system if it doesn't renew the Canadian Millennium the 82-year-old asks quietly, refer­ Scholarship Foundation. Fhol af~. Ard now ring to the stories he accumulated during almost five years of service in WWII. A bright red poppy is pinned to his beige button-down shirt, over CASA presses feds for his heart. He thinks back to when war was declared and how he drove around scholarships renewal his hometown of Gaspe, Que., with his friends in an old standard-trans­ BRENDAN BOHN Prime Minister Stephen Harper on mission truck, singing of their loy­ News Contributor Nov. 8, giving the student leaders a alty to the British flag. prime spot to push their policy pro­ "[We were] singing and mak­ he federal government has not posals, but the meeting took place ing noise, so happy we were at war, T yet committed to renewing the several hours after deadline. which is a stupid sentiment to have," Canadian Millennium Scholarship The CMSF renewal is just one he says. "I don't think we were brave. Foundation, reports the Dalhou­ CASA's top five priorities. The group I think, in a lot of cases, we were just John "Bud" Campbell's graduation photo from Sandhurst, a Royal Military sie Student Union's national lobby is also lobbying for the establish­ College In southern England. foolish." group. ment of a dedicated transfer of Campbell enlisted in the Ca­ ing the hazardous experiences ... It sian for the sport. He married his Members of the Canadian Alli­ funding for PSE, a review of student nadian Army in 1940, when he was was still an education." childhood sweetheart, Mary, who ance of Student Associations (CASAl financial assistance, support for un­ 16 years old, just like his father had From the time he joined until his died three years ago. had spent six days on Parliament Hill derrepresented groups such as low­ duringWWI. return home, Campbell served at a The couple had five children and at press time as part of the group's income and aboriginal students, "I lied and told them I was 18," training camp in southern England Campbell ended up in Halifax when annual lobby conference. CASA and development of a pan-Canadi­ he says- this was common practice and studied tank warfare at Sand­ three of them started university chair Ezra Edelstein said he's been an accord on PSE. The accord would in a small English loyalist city such hurst, the Royal Military College. here. His son Dan teaches law part pressing party leaders to support, serve the same role as the Canada as Gaspe. "I started out as a private and time atDal. among other things, the renewal of Health Act does for health care, out­ "We thought it was the best thing ended up as a captain," he says, Campbell says he shares his sto­ the Millennium Scholarship Foun­ lining universal PSE values that in­ that ever happened," he recalls. "We clearing his throat. ''All my military ries because history is always impor­ dation (MSF). So far, the NDP and form federal funding. felt sorry for those who failed their life I was in courses. But I didn't tant-he doesn't want people to for­ the Bloc Quebecois have signaled Edelstein said he's received a lot medical tests and everything else. choose them. I was sent to them." get. His voice shaking with emotion, that they're on board, said Edelstein, of support from federal officials on They saw all their friends driving Camp Hill recreational therapist Campbell's mind transports him but the Conservatives haven't yet. establishing an accord. "Today was a home in uniforms, and them still at Danielle Taylor, who graduated from back to days of wartime destruction. The MSF, which expires in 2009, fantastic day for students on Parlia­ home with their parents." Dalhousie in 1999, says she spent a "A German plane ... bombed a distributes roughly $325 million in ment Hill," he said in a phone inter­ Clearing his throat at inter­ lot of time with Campbell when he theatre filled with children on a Sun­ bursaries and scholarships through­ view on Nov. 7. vals when his voice gets too raspy, moved in last December. day afternoon. We were called out out Canada each year, and has pro­ CASA national director Phillippe Campbell describes his service over­ The hospital is home to roughly to see if we could help. That night, vided Dal students with more than Ouellette said government policy seas. He left high school to join the 175 veterans. Taylor says Campbell is we went back to the barracks, blood $4.7 million in awards since 1999. has often reflected the group's agen­ army in Newfoundland where he one of few who doesn't mind talking running out of our boots, carrying Edelstein said he's concerned da. "You can make a difference, and stayed until 1943, when he was sent about his war experiences. She says the broken bodies," he says. the government will leave a mul­ you do have an impact on Canada's to military college in Britain. While that's probably because he signed "Anybody who says they weren't timillion-dollar "hole" in the post­ direction in terms of its universities in England, he travelled to Scotland up when he was so young and served afraid is a liar," he says. "Everybody's secondary education (PSE) funding and colleges" said Ouellette. "CASA on leave. He laughs hoarsely as he for nearly five years. afraid." system if it doesn't renew the MSF. is the strongest student lobbying or­ remembers how he enticed several "Those veterans seem to be more His most vivid memory is not of He stressed the need for immedi­ ganization in Canada." bagpipers to play "The Campbells willing to talk because that was their some battle on foreign soil, but of ate action, because provinces often Oullette stressed that CASA is a are Comin'" after a drunken night in whole career," she says. coming home with tears streaming plan their spending on post-sec­ "member-driven organization" and Edinburgh. After the war, Campbell served down his face to hear his family call ondary education several months in that students themselves were lob­ He says he doesn't regret spend­ for a year .in Germany and then vol­ him "Buddy" again. advance. bying in approximately 150 meet­ ing his teenage years serving in the unteered on Canada's Pacific coast. "I was always proud to be Ca­ "The biggest challenge is getting ings with top government officials army during a war. When his service ended, he went nadian," Campbell says. "A country access to the Conservative Party," and decision makers throughout the "I knew what I was doing," he home to Gaspe to work in a fishing that's good enough to live in is good says Edelstein. conference, which was slated to end says. "It was an experience, includ- camp, where he discovered a pas- enough to fight for." CASA representatives met with on Nov. 10. Student Employment Centre

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Camp Director ATCOGas Camp Lone Cloud, owned and operated by Scouts Canada is seeking the services of a Camp Nov15 6:00- 7:30 pm Director. !his island camp is located on th~ outsk~rts of Hali~ax and provides a unique camping Sexton Campus, Common Room oppo~umty for youth ages 8-16. The mag1c of th1s camp Will provide you with a life changing expenence. SWAP Working Holidays Nov16 For more information on these and other exciting summer job opportunities 3:30 - 5:00 pm please visit www.dal.ca/sec ' SUB. Room 307 IWJ DALHOUSIE 4th Floor • Student Union Building • 446-6136 University Avenue • Tel: (902) 494-3537 \!7 UNIVERSITY To access job postings go to www.dal.cajsec Survey to investigate Flu Shot Clinics sexual diversity on campus TIRED OF ER WAITS? DAwN MAcPHEE Assistant News Editor wo Dalhousie professors are de­ Medical Tsigning an online survey to learn The about the experiences of members of the LGTBQ community on cam­ Clinics pus. Charlotte Loppie and Marion Family Walk·in or Call Brown have called their study the Rainbow Climate Survey, because "Rainbow" is used as an inclusive Focus Sameday Appointments term for all aspects of sexual diver­ sity including lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgendered, queer, question­ ing, two-spirited and inter-sexed people. 420-6060 "What we're trying to do is get a for all locations sense of what are the issues among staff, faculty and students in the Halifax Professional Centre, 5991 Spring Garden Road rainbow community here at Dal," says Loppie, assistant professor of Man to Fri 8:30am-9:00pm • Sat, Sun, Holidays 11 am-5pm health and human performance and co-investigator of the survey. Other Locations: Joseph Howe Dr. • Sackville • Dartmouth "And then where do we need to go from here in terms of providing bet­ ter services and reducing barriers?" www.thefamilyfocus.ca Loppie received a $4,000 faculty research and development grant in October to conduct the study. She is "The whole idea is to take the temperature of Dalhousie so that we can then talk about it widely," now working on an application for says Marion Brown, co-investigator of the Rainbow Climate Survey. the ethics review board, due Nov. 14, People hide who they are because vey will likely reveal that people are and hopes to run the survey in the they fear harassment, discrimina- experiencing various levels of op- winter of 2007. tion or violence, or if they've come pression and homophobia at Dal. "Students seem to have a bet­ out, they experience those things Thornhill is a former staff member ter sense of the inappropriateness regularly, says Brown. of the Halifax-based Lesbian Gay of homophobia," says Loppie. "But Susan Rankin, professor at Bisexual Youth Project, a group that a lot of times they still don't really Pennsylvania State University in provides support and services to EUROPE ON A BUDGET grasp the idea that human beings the U.S., developed the Campus LGTBQ young people in Nova Sea- Wednesday, November 15, 7pm are diverse with respect to sexual­ Climate Assessment Survey. Rankin tia. Travel CUTS/The Adventure Travel Company, 1589 Barrington Street ity." has granted Loppie and Brown per- "I think any information we can Loppie's co-investigator, Brown, mission to use the survey at Dal. It get that discusses the experiences of SWAP WORKING HOLIDAYS is a professor in Dal's school of so­ allows respondents to participate gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgen- Thursday, November 16, 3:30pm cial work. Both are members of anonymously online. dered people in the school is going Room 307, DalSUB Allies at Dal, a group that aims to "The whole idea is to take the to be useful in promoting a more in- support members of the Rainbow temperature of Dalhousie so that elusive environment," says Thorn- THAILAND, VIETNAM & CAMBODIA community at the university. They we can then talk about it widely," hill. It could give people a better Thursday, November 16, 7pm are working closely with the Allies says Brown. The survey will also be understanding of those issues and Travel CUTS/The Adventure Travel Company, 1589 Barrington Street Steering Committee for the dura­ open to people who are committed concerns so they can start making tion of this project. to working alongside the Rainbow changes, she says. BACKPACKING DOWN UNDER "This assumption that there's community, Brown says. Instead Loppie also hopes the survey Monday, November 20, 7pm this wonderful, equal sharing of of sharing personal experiences, will reveal information needed to Travel CUTS/The Adventure Travel Company, 1589 Barrington Street ideas and experiences at university people can share situations they ob- make social change. gets shut down quite quickly when serve on campus. "It's just about achieving social you talk to lesbian, gay, bisexual and Jackie Thornhill, a second-year justice and equality for everyone, Please RSVP: visit www.travelcuts.com and click transgender people," says Brown. social work student, says the sur- regardless of their sexuality." "Travel Talks" on the rJ menu. Students left standing on city buses LISA WEIGHTON News Contributor

ome days, Victoria Leger is lucky Senough to find an empty seat on the No. 1 Spring Garden Rd. bus. But more often than not, she's left standing. "I surf down the road 80 per cent of the time," she says, laughing. Leger, a second-year biology stu­ Stressed out vvith dent at Dalhousie, says she's noticed school vvork? Maybe an increase in Metro Transit users on it's your reading. the popular No. 1 route, which runs from the Halifax Shopping Centre to downtown, passing by Dal campus. "Lately, it's been pretty busy," she Are you on college or university and struggling to read - it's not that you can't read, but it shouldn't be says. "I've been standing up a lot." as tough as it is. It should be more enjoyable. It should be The Annapolis Valley, N.S., na­ easter to absorb. It's holding you back and you know it. tive says she isn't used to squeez­ ing into cramped buses. Where she Research proves our SpeiiRead program works-with powerful comes from, "there is only one bus," results. Our program is not tut,oring. It is an intensive, comprehensive program that develops reading skills she says. The No. 1 bus route has seen an increase of passengers in the last year. f'\ot . iv • s, Wayne LeBlanc has been driving logically and without guesswork. Metro Transit buses for 20 years, and prices and Sunday shopping. many people get on, and how many Call us and find out how our program for university and college estimates rider-ship has increased To accommodate Sunday shop­ people get off, and how they pay at pers, Metro Transit introduced four every stop," he says, adding that he students will help you with your studies. So by the time you by at least 20 per cent on most bus graduate you have changed more than the letters after your name. routes in the last year new routes. Metro Transit spokes­ hasn't had one on his bus recently. "You [students] load me up ev­ person Laurie Patterson says the Two years ago, says LeBlanc, Call us today and find out more. eryday," says LeBlanc. He drives the agency hasn't received any com­ Metro Transit downsized the No. 1 (902} 453-4113 No. 1 five days a week, and says on plaints of overcrowding and it service from running every eight Sarnh Arnold Dorector doesn't have any immediate plans minutes to every 15 minutes. He www.spellread.com one afternoon, he had close to 90 [email protected] passengers, with 50 of them stand­ to increase the current service. But says service should go back to run­ ing. she says officials make schedul­ ning every eight. John Dwyer has also driven the ing adjustments every four months Dal student Leger rides the bus at least once a day. She takes it to '=)/ No.1 route for two decades. He says - the next adjustment is slated for Our mission. he loads between 25 and 30 people Feb. 18 school, the mall and grocery stores. skilled, confident readers. SpellRead LeBlanc says city officials, She says she sometimes finds it dif­ at a time, or however many riders fit ------~---1'51----- behind the yellow line painted near known as load counters, ride buses ficult to get off at her stop. Halif: · earn.fno the entrance. He attributes the in­ for about two months to get an "There really should be another CentreJ crease of transit users to rising gas idea of rider-ship. "They count how bus," she says. Harbour sludge to be thing of past city

MEGHAN Low dumping harmful substances such Staff Contributor as metals into the harbour, he says. Jerry McKinlay, Halifax Harbour eople will be able to swim in the Watershed Coalition coordinator, PBedford Basin and Northwest says despite HRM's efforts to edu­ Arm within a year once new water cate the public about substances treatment plants are finally built, that are harmful to flush down the city of Halifax predicts. drains, the city will never be able to "People have been enthusiastic prevent the discharge of hazardous about the project for decades, but materials entirely. He says he doubts there is even more support now that the project will make the harbour the project is underway," says James clean enough to go swimming be­ Campbell, project manager for Hal­ cause the treatment plants will not ifax Regional Municipality (HRM) Roughly 181 million litres of untreated water currently pour into the Halifax harbour every day. P~oto Joh PackmJn remove all ofthe pollution and dan­ corporate communications. He says "In a city like Halifax during the its ecosystem will continue to be Dartmouth plant should be finished gerous sediment will remain at the people will be able to enjoy more 21st century, we shouldn't be dump­ damaged, the report predicts. by August 2007. The Herring Cove bottom of the harbour. activities on the waterfront because ing sewage into the harbour," says Cote says the new plants will project will wrap up in August 2008. "Halifax is doing the best it can it will lose its offensive smell. Raymond Cote, a Dalhousie envi­ give the harbour a better level of Campbell says the treatment under the current circumstances," The first phase of the Halifax ronmental studies professor. environmental protection. Human plants are designed exclusively to says McKinlay. Harbour Solutions Project began Roughly $181-million litres of waste will be met by a filter and set­ treat human waste. He says people The city is overburdened with in November 2003. Today, three untreated water pour into the Hali­ tling system before going into the must be cautious when disposing of the $333-million cost of the project advanced water treatment plants fax harbour every day. The Harbour harbour. The resulting sludge will toxic materials and remember not and the provincial and federal gov­ are under construction in Halifax, Solutions Project Environmental also require treatment and could be to put pharmaceuticals and various ernments are only paying a small Dartmouth and Herring Cove. For Screening Report notes poor water used as fertilizer, though experts are oils down the toilet or sink. part of the bill, he says. the next two weeks, the intersec­ quality, bacterial contamination still considering the safety of this Corporate cooperation will be "The feds and province have not tion of Barrington St. and Inglis St. and foul odour as significant effects possibility. essential for the new treatment come through on the level of fund­ is closed for ongoing construction of the pollution. Without regional Completion of the Halifax plant systems to work, says Campbell. ing they should have, given the im­ of the Halifax plant. sewage treatment, the harbour and is scheduled for April 2007, and the Companies will need to refrain from portance of this project." From The Gazette archives Uni-briefs

10 YEARS AGO THIS WEEK ... CANADIAN CAMPUS SHORTS was a first-year business student from Maryland. He had no history Dal employee charged Simon Fraser student union im­ of heart trouble, and had been cap­ Linda Hall, a former financial peached tain of his high school basketball services clerk at Dalhousie, was Over 700 Simon Fraser students team and played rugby. charged with fraud over $5,000 af- voted in favour of impeaching the Atomate's friends left flowers ter a routine internal audit revealed seven-member executive of their outside of his campus residence over $100,000 was missing from the student union at a special general room, describing him as a quiet university books. A team of exter­ meeting on Oct. 25. and warm person who everyone nal forensic auditors confirmed the The seven executives of the Si­ loved. findings, saying a phony firm was mon Fraser Student Society (SFSS), created in Saint John, N.B., to send dubbed the "Group of Seven" by Possible SMU strike invoices to the university, where campus media, say the special gen­ The Saint Mary's University the invoices were mysteriously ap­ eral meeting (SGM) was invalid and Faculty Union says it may strike proved. have filed papers with the Supreme early next year if it can't come to an Court of British Columbia to have agreement with the university's ad­ Grad society under fire the impeachments overturned. ministration. The Dalhousie Graduate Stu­ In July, the executive fired a The province appointed a me­ dents' Association (DAGS) faced union employee after an internal diator last month, and negotiations a lawsuit from a former employee investigation. The executives say are scheduled to begin on Nov. 14. who claimed she had been wrong­ they are unable to disclose the The faculty union, represent­ fully dismissed. Former Grad House reasons for the termination due to ing 256 professors, wants a four manager Zdena Cerny filed an their collective agreement with the per cent raise every year for three $80,000 suit against DAGS, which staff union. years, while the administration has said the suit had the potential to A campus organization called offered a 1.75 per cent raise. bankrupt the society. Students for a Democratic Univer­ Professors say their main con­ The Gazette reported that the sity gathered enough signatures cerns going into the negotiations federal government was conducting to hold the SGM, proposing that are salaries and benefits, retire­ an audit of DAGS, following allega­ the executive be ousted and that ment and class sizes. tions that a council member im­ changes be made to the society's properly distributed funds. DAGS financial bylaws. The president of SOUTH OF THE BORDER received the money in question in the SFSS is accused of breaking the form of a federal grant for em- bylaws, policies and the union's U.S. satellite college planned fer ployee salaries. constitution, mis-spending tens of Valley thousands of dollars, and encour­ Municipal staff members in An­ 20 YEARS AGO THIS WEEK .•. aging slandering of the former em­ napolis Royal, N.S., have been ne­ ployee. gotiating with officials from God­ NSCAD strike eads smaller amounts from hospitals and advised against creating a French The SFSS's bank account is fro­ dard College in Vermont to bring a Nova Scotia College of Art and research centres. law school in New Brunswick for zen and president Shawn Hunsdale satellite campus to the Nova Scotia Design students returned to class Labs in Dal's Sir Charles Tupper economic reasons. If a program has resigned, but he maintains that town, but proposed provincial reg­ after a 20-day professor strike end­ Medical Building were the source of were to be created, the report ad­ the SGM that impeached him was ulations could halt those plans. ed with the signing of a new collec­ 8,840 kg of radioactive waste dur­ vised it be formed as an extension invalid. The Department of Education tive agreement. ing the previous year. The waste of the law school at UNB in Fred­ In an open letter to the campus will introduce new rules in the The agreement, which was the was incinerated in the Tupper base­ ericton to cut costs. Instruction of community, Simon Fraser Univer­ spring requiring any new univer­ faculty's first, included "substantial" ment and dumped in local landfills. English common law in the French sity President Michael Stevenson sities to undergo a review and ap­ concessions from the administra­ Dal officials said residual radiation language wasn't available anywhere advised students to respect the proval process. The province says tion on job security, grievance and readings were indistinguishable else in Canada. results of their student union's the new rules would protect stu­ arbitration procedures, and peer from background levels. SGM until the B.C. Supreme Court dents and the integrity of post-sec­ review. Tigerettes victorious rules on the court challenge by the ondary education. 30 YEARS AGO THIS WEEK ... A late-game penalty shot by Group of Seven. Town officials are upset with the Universities produce most nudear ------· - rookie Pam Dickey put the Dal­ The recent SGM marks the first government's intervention, saying waste Moncton students want law school housie University Tigerettes field time since 1996 that an SFSS gener­ it should support the venture. ''A A consultant's report to the Giles Beaulieu, the secretaire hockey team up 1-0 as they went on al meeting has reached the required community is trying to help itself. provincial government found that generale of the Universite de Monc­ to defeat the University of Toronto 500-person quorum. At that meet­ The province should be supporting Halifax universities produce over 90 ton student union, announced that Blues and clinch the CWlAU Field ing 10 years ago, SFSS President us," town manager Amery Boyer per cent of radioactive waste in the he would seek the support of other Hockey Championship. Kristjan Arnason and Treasurer told The Chronicle-Herald. metro area. maritime schools to establish a This was the first time a CWIAU Frank Karabotsos were impeached The Goddard campus would of­ Porter Dillon found that Halifax French law school in Moncton. tournament was held in Atlantic for downloading pornography onto fer bachelor and master's degrees in SFSS computers. universities produced 11,000 kg of Beaulieu was responding to a Canada, and only the second year arts, education and environmental nuclear waste, compared with just report by the Maritime Provincial that a field hockey championship studies, and could contribute up to 500 kg from the armed services and Higher Education Commission that was held at the national level. Acadia student dies during game $400,000 to the local economy, said Acadia student Jimmy Atomate Boyer. 18, died on Oct. 8 of a suspected A year could pass before the heart attack during a pick-up bas­ province informs the town of its ketball game. decision, said Boyer. His friends immediately began CPR and an ambulance arrived Sources: The Daily News, 'nze within minutes, but Atomate was Peak (Simon Fraser), 'flze \kmity (U pronounced dead at the hospital. ofT), Wikipcdia.org, 71ze Chronicle­ Born in the Congo, Atomate Herald. Opinions Editor: li Dong Contact: [email protected] Sunday shopping isn't worth HOLLAND COLLEGE~ compromising democracy Open House Wednesday, BRENDAN OSBERG 1 Opinions Contributor November 15,

et me first appeal to the masses by , 12- 7 p.m. L making a confession: I like Sunday Job opportunities and shopping. Having two days on the weekend to go out and get groceries, I the College offering stamps, and finish other miscella­ their program of neous little errands would make life a choice are the top two lot easier and more convenient. reasons students 1 But the law forbids it- at least choose Holland in principle - because lawmakers I decided that 'ova Scotians would College. benefit from having one day a week when people could withdraw from · WHAT ARE THE CHOICES? the daily compulsion to fuel com­ mercial consumption and instead Policing, culinary go to the beach, take a walk in the I arts, paramedicine, park or hang out with the family. human services, Although that law technically hasn't been overturned, on Oct. 4 bioscience, trades, Justice Peter Richard ruled that the technology, government can't target some busi­ commercial diving, nesses for opening on Sunday and You may ask: "What right does the government have to restrict my right to do business not others. Since the government on Sunday?• l n journalism ... over 70 I . 8 has said that it's unwilling to pros­ doesn't hold water here either. To be honest, I've come to regret programs m ecute all retailers for being open on In matters oflaw, there are some that choice on a number of Sundays Centres. Sunday, they are no longer pros­ things that fall under the category of when we were out of eggs, and if ecuting any retailers, hence, making personal choice, and others that fall we had the vote again, I'd probably its legality only de facto. under public consensus. Commer­ change my mind. Some people have made the cial economics tend to fall into the But that's not the point. The II objection that this law amounts to latter category. Take laws regarding point is that the issue received a fair religious imperialism. "Why not the discrimination, for example. People vote, and it was rejected. The fact HOLLAND Jewish Sabbath of Saturday, or the who are sexist, racist, homophobic, that it's happening anyway makes COLLEGE student Sabbath of Monday morn­ or otherwise bigoted have a right to it pretty obvious that the provincial ing?" they say. choose who they associate with in government was pining to bring in The fact that the day stores are their free time, regardless of how re­ Sunday shopping- presumably for closed happens to fall on the Chris­ pugnant the rest of us may find the the economic effect it would have. I, tian Sabbath is definitely a relic of criteria for their choices. however, tend to think that econom­ religious politics that used to guide The law has no place telling ics should serve human interests our governments, but that's not you who to choose as your friends. and not the other way around. what it represents anymore. It's just Butthe law can and does tell you Nevertheless, the government a convenient day that forces us all to who to hire at your business and thought an open referendum would dial-back the relentless bombard­ who to serve at your restaurant pass and would give them the le­ ment of marketing. and that's everyone. Period. If you gitimacy they wanted to change the Like Christmas and Easter, there break that law, arguing for personal law. There's nothing wrong with that. Ir------. are a lot of traditions that have roots choice will get you nowhere at your So they took the gamble and held BDDK- I in religious folklore but are almost human rights trial. the vote, it was defeated, and they I entirely secular today. (If you think This is because the economy quickly tried to convince us all that that Christmas is still a religious is an intertwined network that in­ it was a "non-binding plebiscite" (so I ~IJ!~ BUCKS!. holiday I will suggest an experi­ volves all of us. By the same token, forget about it as soon as possible). II!J-1 f CDUfDN 1 ment: this December, carry a score­ Sunday shopping represents a large Now, after a couple of months, I card with you. Every time you are portion (1/7, to be precise) of our a few companies have taken it to I I exposed to imagery of Jesus or the economy. Whether you open your court and all of a sudden, Sunday /fDR 2D91i DFF ANY nativity scene, make a mark on one business on that day or not will af­ shopping has crept in the back door. I MA~lliGRAfHIC NDVEL! I side; every time you see Santa Claus fect whether other business owners Meanwhile, the government has handing out toys to eager young open their stores to compete against been content to sit back and watch I I consumers, make a mark on the you, and whether your employees it all happen. I DNE CDUPDN PER PER6DN 1 other side. There vvill be no contest. will have the same day off as the rest o what exactly was that vote, EXPIRES NDU. 15m, 2DD6 But, of course. there are other besides a mockery ofsuffrage?To me of the people in their family. 5262 Sackville St • downtown I objections to the laws against Sun­ Sunday shopping is not a matter it seems like betting $100 on black at I day shopping aside from religious of inalienable personal liberty. It's a the roulette table, and then trying to OVENTURE~ 425-2'140 I patronage. You may ask. "What right dismiss the wager when the marble I THE COMIC BOOK6H0f6! ______stranueadventures.com .. matter of public policy that needs to .. ____ _ does the government have to restrict be put to a vote. lands on red. Rodney MacDonald my right to do business on Sunday?" That's why we had a vote, and and the provincial government need This is an argument I've heard sev­ I voted against it, as did more than to acknowledge that they lost that eral times, but the libertarian appeal 50 per cent of my fellow citizens. bet, and it's time to ante up. [email protected] Department stores vs. veterans who have a special appreciation for our on our efforts and lectured that "we are"taking up too much space" veterans. Unfortunately, the articles must not forget our own backyard." Did anyone else have the dis­ point out that this wasn't an isolated For all it's judgement on our tinct displeasure of reading about a incident. choice of who to help, the article department store manager kicking Having just lost a grandfather unfortunately never mentioned that out a veteran who was distribut­ who fought in W\IVII I am quite we intentionally met up that day 'lng poppies ("Montreal store kicks aware that our veterans- at least of with another group speaking out out veteran selling poppies" by that generation - are not going to tor local poverty, and that this group rhe Canadian Press)? If that wasn't be with us much longer. The "space" was significantly larger. It thus failed enough, add the fact that the man­ these veterans take up is going to he to point out that, although we repre­ ager had authorized it a few day~ free soon enough. sented the global majority, we were prior and that the veteran had been Until then, is treating them with definitely the protesting minority. at that location each ;-.;ovember for the dignity they are due too much to Instead the article implied that more than 25 years. Does that make ask? more attention is given to the Third anyone else sick to the stomach? World rather than home. I beg to • Designed primarily for non-busmess undergraduates differ. If 1.3 billion Canadians (four I'm pleased to say that basic hu­ David Gentili • For careers in Management, Finance and Accounting times our population) didn't have man decency seems to have won • Extremely high co·op and permanent placement the day ("Poppy seller back at gro­ access to clean water, there would cery store" by The Canadian Press). Parcelling the attention to poverty be quite a stir. The fact of the mat­ To learn more about the MMPA Program, ter is that places like rural Africa get I am disturbed that some manag­ On the International Day for the attend our information session· ers and corporate executives could Eradication of Poverty, friends and I little "real" attention. even consider such an action. Not took to the streets to raise awareness That said, I agree with the fact Tuesday, November 21, 2006 11·30 om - 1;30 pm only does it show how amoral these towards challenges abroad. In re.tc­ that we have problems at home, but Council Chambers, 2nd Floor, SUB, Dalhousie Umvers1ty managers and executives can he, tion, Tize Gazette:s editor-in·chief although Tlze Gazette:~ editor may it implies that they didn't expect a published an article titled, ";-.;o seed think that being altrutstic is coun www.rotman.utoronto.ca/mmpa backlash - and by extension \\ere ever grew from the outside in .. 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Well, why don't you stop parking between Fountain House . , - ~ and the Dunn building? There is a sparklingly beautiful alternative, ··, Flu Shot ClinicS and that money that's coming our way is the means of healing this sore. If you've noticed that Dalhou­ TIRED OF ER WAITS? sie is getting an extra $1.5 million from Santa Claus this year, then you should take a peek at the most of­ fensive piece of tarmac since strip Cars are ugly and parking lots are worse in that they are the cesspool where we keep our dirty malls. Medical little gasoli ne habit. ~~ P; The Nuzzled between those two edi­ fices- the Dunn and Howe Hall­ and you can do that if you're going tion of quiet. Perhaps the undergrad Clinics is Dr. Seuss's nightmare of all night­ to drive to school. is an ignoble savage, but we're still Family mares. The Lorax, that honourable Straight to the point: share the human and we'll benefit from some Walk ·in or Call little thing, is rolling cartwheels in wPalth and make everyone feel greenery and maybe will be better its grave, just disgusted with us. Be­ great. Plant a garden and hide your able to grow into the superpowers tween two perfectly nice pieces of garage. of academia t11at you want us to be: ocus Sameday Appointments humankind's ability to build is an Gardens are highly inclusive. professionals-in-waiting! equally exemplary piece of human­ !"hose people who need to drive to Loosen the purse strings a bit kind's ability to destroy. the university because of accessi­ and tear up some asphalt. There We want to be that classic, ver­ bility problems would enjoy a gar­ might be bedrock underneath it, but dant, ivy-covered East Coast univer­ den that is llatter and safer than the we're the same people who built the 420-6060 sity, and yet parking takes priority often uneven ron crete just as much pyramids and I think your cash is up for all locations over parks. A "great seat of learn­ as anyone el e. ;'llature, after all, was to the challenge. Even you, in your ing" such as ours can't be taken se­ the original inventor of the ground, bureaucratic aloofness, would grow Halifax Professional Centre, 5991 Spring Garden Road riously if we go ahead and condone and nature still does ground better fond of idle ambles through a garden consumption and consumerism, than we do. A garden between the that would symbolize our grandeur. 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Editors' picks of the week Imagining the end Final Fantasy's Owen Pallett on suidde and gay art

LAuRA TRETHEWEY Assistant Arts Editor

nter "Final Fantasy" into Google Eand immediately these two words will return thousands of fan pages, in-depth guides and extra­ neous information devoted to the phenomenally popular Japanese video game. But buried in all the exorbitant detritus is a web page by violinist Owen Pallett, whose solo project goes by the same name. Since Pallett created Final Fan­ tasy in 2004, reporters have ques­ tioned the band's referential title. Few interviews, however, actually reveal Pallett's feelings toward the namesake. delivers the "real deal". "I say the exact same thing every time someone asks me that, it's just that people write different things every time," he says, somewhat tes­ Jaded, but not bitter tily. "I don't like Final Fantasy video Cuff the Duke 'makes music for fun' games." KATE ROBERTSON After the label disbanded, Cuff the But Pallett's reasons for using Staff Contributor Duke turned to 's Hardwood the name are more complicated Records to release its second record then he initially admits. "I named ords like "authentic" and "gen­ in 2005. it in tribute to the game because I W uine" are always suspicious The band is much happier on its feel the game is representative of when applied to anyone in the music new label, which Petti says is unique a lot of things about Japanese cul­ industry, but 's Cuff the Duke because it's an indie label supported ture that I'm interested in," he says. is the real deal. by Universal Records. "It's nice be­ "Japanese culture is appealing to me "We've been going at it for like, cause we get the perks of being on a because of its interesting attitude six years now, so we've always just major, but remain completely inde­ toward suicide and melodrama." thought of being ourselves," says pendent," he says. As a member of the gay art com­ guitarist and vocalist . Petti say that after six years in munity, Pallet says the Japanese "We're not arrogant, we're not power­ the business being juggled by labels, view of suicide is particularly rel­ hungry, we're not out to make hits, Cuff the Duke might be jaded, but evant to modern homosexuality. you know? If we had a hit, it would not bitter. He refers to a melodramatic epi­ just be a fluke." Musicians become bitter when sode in Yukio Mishima's book, Con­ Cuff the Duke returns to the Gra­ high expectations of a record's suc­ fessions of a Mask, in which the gay wood Nov. 15, following an Orientation cess aren't met, says Petti, and it's narrator masturbates to St. Sebas­ Week show with Pilate and Uncut. important to remember the band tian dying while being penetrated Final Fantasy modernizes classical music. Chris McCluskey, Dalhousie Stu­ makes music because it's fun. by arrows. dent Union vice president (student "We're lucky that we go to Hali­ This metaphor for men dying by uses only a sampler and violin to cializing classical music into a re­ life), says he booked another Cuff fax and play to people who know our penetration alludes to the self-de­ recreate the lush sounds of a string corded format. the Duke show because the band was songs. A lot of people would love to structive lifestyle adopted by some quartet and the wide range of in­ While classical music is tradi­ popular with first-year students and have that, and they don't." gay men, who engage in promiscu­ struments from his album. "The tionally heard in a live setting, Pal­ he wanted everyone to get a chance Part of the band's difficulty is that ous, unprotected sex and assume whole point is that I'm travelling lett reconstructs that expectation. to see it. they combine genres, like indie rock, they'll die young. around, playing the whole thing on ''I'm deliberately trying to update the The Orientation Week show was country, rock and folk, which makes Pallett says this despondent and [a borrowed] violin," he says. "How string quartet to be primarily a form alcohol-free, says McCluskey. "And them hard to classify, Petti says. dramatic outlook on life permeates much can I embarrass myself before that can exist in recorded media." the band is a drinking band if I've "We're always kind of just running through contemporary gay art. "All I finally disappear and lose it all?" In modernizing classical music, ever heard one." around the outside of the circle." the gay art that's being made is pre­ Ben Pearlman, who booked Fi­ Pallett still works within the Japa­ The upcoming show will be the But the band appeals to a wide dicted by [Yukio] Mishima," he says. nal Fantasy's Nov. 18 show in Hall­ nese influences of melodramatic fourth time Cuff the Duke plays Hal­ variety of people. "[This] has a lot of bearing on the fax, says Pallett's performances are self-destruction. "When someone ifax this year. Despite its suburban "There was a guy who came to way that homosexuals look at the definitely intriguing. "I'm a big fan sits down and writes new music that Ontario roots, Petti says the band is see us play who was in his early 20's, world, which is without remorse of watching solo performers who is destined for recorded media as musically influenced and inspired and he came to the show with his and with no sense of ethics." use looping in their live shows," he opposed to live performances, you by East Coast artists. dad, because his dad was a big Cuff This self-destructive approach says. "It's neat to watch one person have to be really good at aping the Petti says Halifax's Murderecords the Duke fan," says Petti. "I was like, to art is explicitly present in Pallett's on a big stage create so much sound classics and I am an excellent mimic was the first label he was loyal to 'That's fucking awesome!' Cuff the own work as well as his live perfor­ using one instrument." of classical music" he says. - he consistently bought records Duke was a father-son outing. We all thought that was pretty wicked." mances. Pallett's newest album, He Poos "[But] I'm actually trying to kill released by the company in its hey Classically trained as a pianist Clouds, is also a fitting example ofhs orchestral music." day. and violinist, Pallett incorporates self-sabotage in action. "Basically Cuff the Duke's first record, Life Cuff the Duke plays with Their Stories for Minimum Wage, came out Majesties and the Superfantastics, this background into his music, but the entire album is meant to be a Final Fantasy plays at St. Mat­ thew's United Church on Nov. lB. Tick­ in 2002 on Toronto's Three Gut Re­ Wednesday, Nov. 15, at the Grawood. also attempts to desecrate classical modernization of all things classi­ ets on sale at CD Plus on Barrington cords, which also carries artists such The show starts at 9 p.m., tickets are music's respected status. cal," he says. The album achieves as the Constantines and Jim Guthrie. $4. 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itchell Wiebe is one of Halifax's M more curious artists. His per­ sonality fits the typecast of many artsy folks: he is quiet, unassuming and rather eccentric. He's also a tal­ SIDE A: DAYTJME SONGS I Susan Zaka.lb I Staff Contributor ented musician, painter and street As students, most of you are probably unfamiliar with the concept of performer. daytime, or morning at least, and definitely averse to the idea of waking Wiebe seems content to multi­ up. Why spend the day doing things that can be done at 2 a.m. when there task. His band City Field has a for­ isn't any daylight to hurt your poor, delicate eyes? midable following in Halifax, his art Wake up and go to class, you lazy bastards. Sunshine is good for you! has been profiled in The Globe and Mail, and his most recent painting, Super Furry Animals- "Hello Sunshine" "Digital Dragon meets Analogue Built To Spill- "In the Morning" Unicorn," is displayed above the ele­ ...And You WiU Know Us By The Trail Of Dead-"Days of Being Wild" vators in the arts and social sciences The Beatles -"Good Day Sunshine" building at Dal. The Polyphonic Spree-"Light and Day" I first met Wiebe this past sum­ Smashing Pumpkins- "Today" mer, during an outdoor film festival The Velvet Underground-"Sunday Morning" when I hired him and his friend, U2- "Beautiful Day" Selwyn Sharples, to design a movie Radiohead- "Morning Bell" screen. When I ran into Wiebe again Wham- "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" during the Pop Explosion, he told me to drop by a garage party, in a venue tucked between the Marquee SIDE 8: NIGHT SONGS I Saman Jafarfan I Arts Editor and Staples on Gottingen St. Wake up? That would suggest I went to sleep! All university students I didn't know it was a costume know that the night is for partying and day is for sleeping. party, but apparently everyone else Or, if you're like me, you study. did. In a brown jacket and jeans, I Studying is cool too, right? looked like a Gap ad lost in the reg­ istrar office at NSCAD. Parked near The Sleepless Nights - "Godspeed You Deathwolf" the entrance of the garage was a Built To Spill- "Made Up Dreams" white van that screened old movies Controller. Controller-"Sleep Over It" from a projector on the dashboard. The Beatles -"Golden Slumbers" No one seemed to watch the mov­ Stars-"One More Night" ies, although there were people in Smashing Pumpkins -"Tonight Tonight" the van. Weezer-"You Won't Get With Me Tonight" Huge pieces of machinery, which U2- "11 O'Clock Tick Tock" dripped wet paint, hung from the Thorn Yorke- "And It Rained All Night" rafters of the garage. There was a Dog Day-"Sleeping On Couches" wagon filled with juice and jars with Wiebe describes his band's sound as a "dark swing through a punk slash new wave ocean." doorknobs inside them. People cau­ After the performance, I asked His work can be seen around tiously circled the garage the way Sharples the genesis of the song, the city. The other night, I went to one wanders a museum. "Human Confetti." He gave me a Video Difference, where I noticed Weibe and Sharples didn't hit confused look, as though he hadn't a bunch of bizarre-looking paint­ the stage - or cage, rather - until remembered singing it at all. Shar­ ings on the walls. Above the drama Review quarter to one. The group is aptly ples' reaction wasn't that surprising section there's one called "Hidden called Zebras in a Cage Filled with though - considering all his music Donkey Donkey." Another is called .. - - Zombies, and consists of six mem­ is entirely improvised. "Velvet Laughter Makes Tears of an Marie Antoinette bers who play music behind a fence. Weibe describes the band's Owl" - each followed by the name At one point Sharples, who had been sound as a "dark swing through a Mitchell Wiebe. banging away on a jembe, took the punk slash new wave ocean." His While Zebras in a Cage with microphone and burst into a solo ideal show, he says with little hesita­ Zombies may not be for everyone, that went, "Human confetti, keep it tion, would be "a comic book rock Wiebe's ubiquitous and original con­ steady/ Human confetti, no one is show with the cutouts dancing on tributions to the Halifax art commu­ ready/ Human confetti!" stage." nity stack the odds in his favour. Sex with Hugh No beating around the bush: pubic hair hygiene

HUGH WALLACE Sex Contributor

anding strips, lightning bolts L and pleasure patches are just a few of many shapes that can be molded from one's pubic hair. ANGEUCA BLENICH to her first child, Maria Theresa. In our modern culture there's an StaffContributor Her lifestyle becomes increasingly emphasis on cleanliness, and as a restricted, and by the end of the result pubic hair - and most other In her latest film, Marie An­ film she is dedicated to her duties body hair, for that matter- is con­ just above the clitoral hood to any­ sonal standpoint, the hygienic and toinette, director Sofia Coppola to her husband and the people of sidered dirty or gross. where on the mons, thus forming attractive appeal of, at the very least, takes her audience into the French France. We've developed various strat­ a defined strip. This pattern is usu­ trimming back the verge. aristocratic world of privilege in a Coppola's attention to details, egies, manifestos and guidelines ally accomplished with a razor. I'm It is practically common knowl­ modern and stylistic way. Coppola's ranging from the period costumes toward the perfect selection and guessing the 'landing' label comes edge that body hair can cause smells approach to Antoinette's story is an to the stunning scenery, is exqui­ maintenance of our favourite crotch from an implication that females that aren't always agreeable. It seems unconventional and courageous site and maintained throughout topiary. with these patterns are 'landing' or like common courtesy to make your attempt to make an historical piece the movie. Unfortunately, most of the onus 'guiding' something. genital area as pleasant as possible. fresh, artistic and hip. The minimalist dialogue is an­ to shave falls on women. Men, for The 'Brazilian,' on the other I'm not talking about shaving or The film begins as Antoinette other brilliant aspect - it allows the most part, are only expected to hand, is usually the complete re­ waxing it all off, but a simple mow­ fulfills her duties as a princess the viewer to observe royalty's ri­ 'trim' their pubes. I find this excep­ moval of all groin hair, often ac­ ing does nicely. and marries the heir to the French diculous customs. Throughout the tionally hilarious. complished via waxing at a salon. I Trimming can be accomplished throne, Prince Louis XVI, at the story, various scenes demonstrate It's funny that the segregation don't know where the name comes in many ways - scissors and clip­ young age of 15. the idiotic restraints placed upon and subjugation of women extends from for this pattern but I'm sure it's pers are the simplest way. Grab your Trapped in a loveless marriage monarchs in the bubble-like atmo­ into the realm of pubic hair cultiva­ a great story. kitchen scissors and go nuts. and Jiving in a palace filled by peo­ sphere ofVersailles. tion. Actually, not so much funny as I'd like to stress that these pat­ Scissors are very versatile. You ple obsessed with gossip and per­ Kirsten Dunst portrays Antoi­ it is sick and disgusting- a true ex­ terns and practices of crotch topiary can make your hairs as long or as sonal affairs, Antoinette turns to a nette in an understanding but cool ample of the paternal influence that creation are not at all exclusive to short as you want. Clippers, on the life of excess. From her extravagant manner, allowing one to envy and still overrides individuality. That females- I'm sure at least one man other hand, usually work on one parties to the couture fashion she pity her simultaneously. said, I'll now discuss pubic hair to­ out there has participated in the joys level and give your pubic hairs a wears, Antoinette is portrayed as With a stellar soundtrack of piaries in detail. of hair removal. nice American lawn feel -all short an immature girl with more fortune contemporary and classical mu­ According to freebeautytips. I'm not saying shaving, waxing and unitary but pleasing to the eye and power then she can handle. sic, Coppola lifts Marie Antoinette com, the most common pubic hair or otherwise sculpting your furry and nose. One begins to empathi7.e with above the teen pop status it has patterns for females are the 'landing bits is mandatory. nor am I suggest­ So whether you are choosing Antoinette, however, near the mid­ been given while still maintaining strip' and the 'Brazilian.' ing that you aren't attractive unless to trim, wax or simply go full bush, dle of the film, when she gives birth a humourous tone. The landing strip is a neat line you partake in these activities. But I remember that your partner's nose of shortened hair that extends from would like to highlight, from a per- may be in jeopardy. Wandertust in Paris Words of wisdom on wine, le metro and French Audience reaction: A the confused technician, the non­ Stage presence: A­ committal audience members ALYCOY ing French, people usually respond­ way, too. Sound: C stopped what they were doing Arts Contributor ed in English, no matter how hard I I suggest going to the obvious Get-it-on-ability: A­ when MclGel and his band began tried the accent. places such as the Eiffel Tower and Sense of humour: A+ to play. While the singer's growing feU in love in Paris. It wasn't with When I finally made it to the the Louvre. Expect to wait in an out­ reputation on the East Coast might I a person in Paris - I took the nearby hotel, I found my room was rageously long line for the Tower Musician Jon McKie! thought have contributed to the audience's Chunnel from London to the most tiny, but exactly what I needed for and to pay roughly €12 to go all the it was funny when the Grawood's reaction, my sense was that the romantic city in the world alone. I my little adventure. way to the top. Get to the museums sound guy accidentally cranked rowdy young crowd was taken a fell in love with the city itself. The underground subway sys­ at least an hour before they close. I the fake smoke machine for the bit by surprise. These were not The Chunnel is a fast and cheap tem in Paris is very elaborate, but learned that-you guessed it- the opening act, Jason Bajada. When McKiel's usual fans, but they were way to get to Paris. It took me right straightforward. It's the best way by hard way. he got on stage himself, McKie! was impressed. into the Gare du Nord train station, far to get around the city. Remem­ A few more sage words of ad­ relaxed and full of energy. "Give me The band has a laid-back style which is connected to the subway. ber to hold onto your subway ticket vice: tips are included for cabs, do lots of smoke," he joked. and distinct sound. Unique instru­ Hotels close to the train station, because you need to put it in the the riverboat tour, wear a Canadian Fake smoke was just the begin­ ments are thrown into many of the such as where I stayed, are a prime turnstile on your way out. I had to flag or pin on your bag and bring ning. As we all know, the spread out songs with ease and the lyrics are location close to cafes and stores. Jearn that the hard way. adapters for electric plugs. seating style of the Grawood is far thoughtful and original. Despite its close proximity, I Also always carry a map of 'le Drink lots of wine. Experience from intimate. The acoustics were Best of all, McKie! let the tech­ couldn't find my hotel and had to metro,' because signs only indicate everything you can, and try your shit, as usual, and not conducive to nical snags slide off his back and ask for directions in French. I was the last stop on the line. And, the best to talk in French. Every trip to the music at all. made the most of our ridiculous pretty nervous talking to someone doors of the train don't open auto­ Paris is over too soon - especially But despite the bar design and student bar for the first time. After my attempts, matically in Paris-you have to un­ if you run out of euros, which is very and consequent failures, at speak- lock a latch. I learned that the hard easy to do. HOLLAND COLLEGE Open House Wednesday, November 15, 12- 7 p.m. Job opportunities and the College offering their program of choice are the tap two reasons students choose Holland College. WHAT ARE TilE CHOICRS? Policing, culinary The Epicurious Student arts, paramedicine, human services, To cork or not to cork? bioscience, trades, - no one will open up a slightly ANDREW BERNARDO tige of pulling them from bottles be­ technology, tainted bottle and wonder why the Culinary Connoisseur fore serving. But times have changed. Recent flavours of the wine are numb or commercial diving, why it tastes off, which could turn ontrary to popular belief, the studies show that as much as 25 journalism..• over 70 them off the wine. presence of a cork in a bottle of per cent of all wine enclosed with a programs in 8 C Many wine enthusiasts cling wine doesn't make the wine better cork could be ruined. And alterna­ to the belief that cork lets wine Centres. -in fact, it does the opposite. tives such as screw tops are nearly breathe and mature better than any When it comes to wine stoppers, 100 per cent effective in preventing other form of sealing. This is mostly consumers suffer from nostalgia. taint in wine. There are two winners in the a myth. Back in the day, "chateau screw-top" screw-top equation: wineries, which The air left in the space between II was the cheap stuff, and real wine no longer have to worry about losing the stopper and the liquid is more came with a cork. HOLLAND customers due to off-tasting wine, and than enough to oxygenize wine But out of every 10 corked COLLEGE consumers, who can open a bottle of -for an ideal cork to preserve wine bottles of wine, one is tainted. wine confidently, knowing that it's the for 20 years, it would have to seal Surprised? Maybe not, but if you way the wine-maker intended. . out oxygen. Screw-tops guarantee walked into a grocery store to get Big-name wines from Australia that airless environment. milk knowing that 10 per cent of 1t and New Zealand have led the way Corks are too quickly equated was spoiled before you even bought in screw tops. launching the un­ with quality, and practicality is the it, you might be fairly reticent about traditional stoppers in the North trade off. Hather than playing Rus­ the purchase. American market. These vintners sian roulette with corks, try twist­ Most wine drinkers embrace the guarantee nothing is left to chance tops. idea of corks and the archaic pres- Sports Ed1tor: Joey Ryba AsSIStant Editor: Colleen Cosgrove Contact: [email protected] Runners head to Plains of Abraham for nationals

}OEYRYBA Sports Editor

he best runners from Dal's men's Tand women's cross-country teams are set to compete at the Ca­ nadian Interuniversity Sport (CIS) championship at Laval University in Quebec City on Nov. ll. Janice Ashworth, Caroline Mc­ Innes and Rebecca Walker are the top three runners on the women's Ashley Aitken is aiming to qualify for the 2007 World Championship. / Photo· '>ick Pearce team. In the Atlantic University Sport (AUS) championship at St. EX. on Oct. 28, Mcinnes and Ashworth finished first and second, and Walk­ 'Sleepy' Dal swimmer er came in fifth. Coach Dan Hennigar says it was a huge confidence booster for Mc­ looks for spot at worlds Innes to win at the AUs. He says Mc­ COLLEEN COSGROVE school at Dal she plans to move Innes now knows she can run with Assistant Sports Editor back to Bermuda where everything elite runners like Ashworth, who fin­ is more laid back. ished second at the Cis in 2005. al swimmer Ashley Aitken is "The weather is the obvious "I think we'll see another big D always so relaxed before a race one," says Aitken. "But the people race from (Mcinnes]." says Hen­ that she looks like she's asleep. But too, it's not as laid back in Canada nigar. "Exactly where she finishes, the veteran's mellow approach to and it's a completely different atmo­ nobody will know until the race is swimming and life works in her fa ­ sphere here ... everyone is more se­ over. She's somebody who's ready to vour. rious about swimming and life." step up and one thing I can predict "Don't stress out, just get it After four years at Dal, Aitken without question is it will be her best done," says Aitken. "I try not to con­ says she tries not to take things too Cis ever." centrate on just one thing and get seriously and keeps a good balance Mcinnes says it was exciting to a little bit of everything ... you have between school, swimming and a finish first at the AUs. She says Ash­ to get out and have fun, otherwise social life. worth and Walker are great team­ Caroline Mdnnes (l) and Russell Christie (R) are looking to crack the top you will grow to hate everything else Head Coach David Fry has five at Cis at laval. ' Photo: N•ck Pear(e mates and the whole team is looking you're doing." coached both Aitken and her older forward to the nationals. Dal's top trio. Christie and Jewer this year. I was kind of looking for For Aitken, just getting it done is sister Kira, who represented Bermu­ "Our team is a lot faster than any finished first and second and Corbit maybe my fourth or fifth year, so it a way of life and her own personal da in the 2002 Olympics in Athens. of us anticipated," says Mcinnes. finished fifth at AUs. was really good." mantra that she carries through "It's usually a really exciting ex­ "It's really nice to see everybody Hennigar says Christie and }ew­ Christie says his teammates }ew­ school and sport. perience [coaching high-calibre moving up." er are working well together in the er and Corbit are very dedicated to "I don't go up to the starting athletes] and really gratifying," says Hennigar says Ashworth is get­ races. competing and training. block until a second before the Fry. "They are easy to coach and ting better with each race, and will "(Christie] is just looking very "They kick my butt in workouts race," says Aitken. "The coaches are easy to communicate with." be at her best at the Cis. strong right now, but [Jewer] is com­ all the time," says Christie. "I seem to always pissed off and want me to Fry says he's grown used to Walker has been spectacular all ing on in every race," says Hennigar. be able to eek out better races, some­ concentrate more, but that's just the Aitken's laid back attitude toward season, says Hennigar. A few years "I think certainly that those two are times. It's great to run with them." way I am, and so far it has worked." swimming and says he knows that ago, Walker wouldn't have made the ready to compete with that elite She hopes to represent her na­ she will "show up" to each race no team, and now she's keeping pace group and again, it's a wide open The men's team is aiming to fin­ tive Bermuda at the World Swim­ matter how at ease she looks sec­ with an impressive group of run­ competition this year at the CIS ish in the top five and Christie says ming Championship in Australia in onds before she enters the water. ners. championship." he thinks the team can crack it. March2007. "I don't worry about that any­ The nationals are a showcase of Chrisite says he didn't expect to Hennigar says the CIS course, "I have to drop a second in my more," says Fry. "When it comes the best runners in the country. Mc­ win the AUS individual title because which runs over the Plains of Abra­ 100-m fly and half a second in 50-m to crunch time, she gets it done ... Innes says the Tigers have to stay fo­ it's only his second year of eligibility, ham, is tough but fair. As far as win­ fly," says Aitken. "I have to qualify by she has a really easy-going attitude cused and not be intimidated by the but says it felt good. ning the race is concerned, he says February." when it comes to all things in life. competition. "I always wanted to win AUs it's going to come down to which Along with her goal of making I am used to it and I have a lot of On the men's side, Russell Chris­ sometime in my university career," runner has the character to "go for the required time for world champi­ confidence in her and know that tie, Rob }ewer and John Corbit are he says. "I didn't expect it to happen it" in the last portion of the race. onship, Aitken is thinking about at­ when it comes to race time, she is Each Dal runner will have an tending medical school in the U.K. prepared." individual race plan and will work to become a doctor. This year Dal hosts the Atlantic together with their teammates, says "I really have no clue [what I University Sport (AUS) and Canadi­ Hennigar. want to do after graduation]." says an Interuniversity Sport (CIS) cham­ "With the field as big as it is, it's Aitken. "I want to travel for a few pionships. Fry says he expects both a matter of people getting out there years first and then possibly pursue the men's and the women's team to and finding the right place for them­ becoming a doctor." take the AUS championship again, selves and being able to take advan­ Aitken, in her fourth year of ki­ and place somewhere in the top 10 tage of their strengths," he says. nesiology, says after she finishes at Cis in March. Athletes of the week

LAUREN DORRINGTON SWIMMING SWIMMING

Lauren Darrington led the way Doug Young kept the Tigers in the during Oat's first home meet of hunt at the Nov. 4 meet, winning the season on Nov. 4. She cap­ gold in two individual events, the tured gold medals in the 200-m 200-m individual medley and the individual medley and 100-m 200-m breaststroke. During the 400- freestyle, helping the Tigers to a m medley relay, the veteran led the dominating 67-point win over Tigers to another gold medal finish, UNB and a 75-point victory over paving the way for a 35-point win Mt. A. The veteran also swam the over UNB and an unprecedented breaststroke portion for the 400- 72-point win over Mt. A. Young is a m medley relay team, which won fourth-year sociology student from the gold medal. Darrington is a Grand Lake, N.S. trurd-year sociology student from Uxbridge, Ont.

Volunteer Meetings Ga Z ette Every Monday at 5:30, Room 312, Dal SUB E 0 L A s A G u s 0 8 A R EXTANT DALHOUSIE ' S OFFICIAL ENGINEERING NEWSPAPER EnginBEERing lime poverty in rural Ghana grinding by hand Come on out to the common ROSALIE H ANLON or walking?" And I room (under the gym, next to the ow long did it take to make your haven't even started weight room, across from the ping PB sandwich today? I'll bet we've cooking yet. Before I pong room, somewhat near the T­ H all got it down to under a minute, giv­ start cooking I need room) or to the Dunn building 3rd en that most of us buy our bread pre­ water and firewood. floor for cheep beer ALL AFTER­ cut and I've only seen peanut butter But the water is one NOON!!! Call it a pre-drink for the in a jar. The following is an account kilometre away, and T-room. from Danny Howard, one of Engi­ the firewood is three For those of you that are unaware neers Without Borders' volunteers, kilometres away. And of what engiBEERing is, let's get you who lived in Ghana for four months. all I have to fetch up to speed. It is one example of how time is a these is a cloth on my Originating from the late 1800's, massive limitation for women living head and a sturdy but to a larger group, and soon enough a group of engineering students in rural areas of Ghana. worn-out body." people were gathering. These gath­ were very thirsty on a Friday after­ ''I'm a woman in rural Ghana This time pov­ erings sometimes turned into card noon. These students decided to and I'm preparing ground nut soup. I erty, also termed en­ Water for the World with SuperNOVA camp August 2006 games, sometimes sing-a-longs, but start up a place on campus where have a bunch of peanuts straight off ergy poverty, leads to none the less .. . THERE WAS $2 beer they could satisfy this thirst, and at a the farm. Now I start the agricultural women being unable to generate Education is an important step ALL AFTERNOON, EVERY FRIDAY!! fair price. Well, this small group grew processing. First I shell them. Then their own incomes and gain educa­ toward poverty alleviation, one that I roast them over the fire. I spread tion. Comparing the difference be­ EWE works on in Canada and over­ them out on the floor of my com­ tween the time and energy demands seas by working to alleviate time pov­ Well, if Dal won't allow pound and roll a stick over them on a rypical western family to that of erty through access to technologies. to get the husks off. I put them in a a rural African family to meet their If you would like to become involved large basin and go outside my com­ basic needs is the basis for EWE's with our High School Outreach pro­ pub crawls ... pound. Hopefully there is a breeze newest High School Outreach pre­ gram contact us at [email protected]. Or if CHRISTOPHER DAVIS the time. because I'm going to separate the sentation, Energy Matters. you would like to help support this Sextant Contributor Why am I busting out this story husks from the peanuts by pour­ EWE's High School Outreach and other EWE projects, come out from last year? Because it's that time ing the mixture from the basin held program consists of interactive edu­ to the Pogue on Tuesday night (Nov From the archives of year again - the homecoming high over my head to a second ba­ cational presentations to students 14th) for our annual Open Mic fund­ Cape Breton University Engi­ for Capers that's even bigger than sin on the ground. The lighter husks in schools across the country. In raiser. Best band wins $100! neering Society hosts a 527 person Thanksgiving - CBU's Engineering will blow away in the wind while Water for the World students learn Pub Crawl! pub crawl! This Friday, November the peanuts will fall to the basin. about water distribution and sani­ What is Engineers Without Borders? The Cape Breton University Engi­ lOth, every bar in Sydney will be Then I will start the arduous task of tization in Canada and rural Africa EWE is a national, non-gov­ neering Society held their 2nd Annual packed with hundreds of engineer­ grinding the peanuts by hand un­ while building a water filter. Food ernmental organization that works November Long Weekend pub crawl ing students from all over Nova Sco­ til I get my long sought-after paste. for Thought meanwhile has the stu­ overseas and in Canada promoting on November 12th, 2005. A turnout of tia. So, if you still don't know what Hopefully instead of doing this last dents taking the husks off rice (not sustainable development. Only six 527 CBU students and friends lined the you're up to this weekend, join the task by hand, I'll have access to me­ as easy as it sounds) and learning years old, it has sent hundreds of streets of downtown Sydney, NS that rest of Nova Scotia: drinking Sydney chanical equipment to do it. But this about agricultural subsidies that university students overseas and en­ night. That's nearly double the atten­ dry in what is rapidly becoming this equipment might be a 10-kilometre permit Canadian farmers to be paid gaged thousands across the country. dance of last year's pub crawl, which province's only annual regional pub walk away, which begs the question: more than other farmers for the For more information go to vvww. was "one of the largest in Sydney" at crawl. "which is more labour-intensive: same products. ewb.ca. I ! a trip to meet TENACIOUS D

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