E9x Picture Game Challenges.Docx
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1/ E92 ON A BRIDGE 2/ "Your E9X at the movies" 3/ Your E9x by a fountain or waterfall 4/ E9x at the beach 5/ E9X should be on a mountain road 6/ Your E9X on a roof 7/ E9X in an alley near some dumpsters 8/ e9X next to a Lamborghini or Ferrari 9/ e9x parked in a chinatown or next to an asian restaurant 10/ your E9X next to a playground 11/ Your E9X in a Mercedes dealership service lane 12/ Your E9x with a firetruck 13/ Your E9X at a doughnut shop 14/ YOUR E9X UNDERGROUND 15/ Your E9X on a boat/ferry 16/ Your E9x IN a road tunnel 17/ e9x in mcdonalds drive through 18/ E9x next to a police motorcycle 19/ A picture of your E9X next to a stadium 20/ You on a busy street, with a Sandwich board. On this sandwich board you need to have a 8x10 pic of your E9X with the words "Can you spare change for gas?" at the bottom of this pic 21/ Your E9X parked between two Priuses 22/ Take a picture of your E9X underneath another another BMW(ex. another bmw on a lift, doesn't have to be that but someway that another bmw is above yours and you can see it) 23/ your e9x parked in front of a club at night showing the line to get in. Club must be open for business with lights on. If there's no line out front, that's ok still. ANY type of club is acceptable, but I think you get the drift... 24/ Take a picture of your E9X at a gas station with gas indicator displaying 1 MILE Left (or 2 km for international subscribers) 25/ A pics. of you with a halloween mask seating in your E9X(full car pics.)in public 26/ I want a picture of YOUR E90.... with a POLICEMAN in the picture. 27/ Post your e90 outside a mexican restaurant while your eating a taco!!! 28/ girl standing next to your E9X (preferably in a bikini) holding a sign that says "I only sleep with BMW drivers!" 29/ Your BMW Next To A large Body of Water (A Lake or Ocean) 30/ Your e9x parked next to a geo metro 31/ Take a pic of your e9x in front of an old folks' home (convalescent home). You need to be able to see the signage in the pic. For extra credit, have one of the happy residents in a walker/scooter in the frame as well. 32/ POST A PHOTO OF YOU SITTING IN YOUR E9x PARKED IN FRONT OF A SUPERMARKET/DRUG STORE (TARGET/WALMART ARE OK) WITH A VISABLE SIGN OF WHERE YOU ARE SOMEWHERE IN THE PHOTO... WHILE HOLDING A BOX OF TAMPONS. PHOTO MUST BE TAKEN FROM OUTSIDE THE CAR AND THE WINDOW MUST BE DOWN TO SHOW US YOU AND THE BOX. BONUS IF YOU TAKE THE PIC WITH YOUR WIFE/GF/MISTRESS VISIBLY SITTING IN THE SEAT NEXT TO YOU (NEED TO SEE FULL FACE). MEGA EXTRA BONUS POINTS IF YOU HAVE HER IN THE CAR FOR THE PIC AND HAVE 1 OF THE TAMPONS HANGING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH LIKE YOU ARE SMOKING A CIGAR. 33/ You standing next to your E9X, on a busy road, wearing a penguin costume, and holding a sign that says "Global Warming has hurt the penguin economy. Please spare change for gas" 34/ Your e9x, i would prefer one with an N54. go to your dealer, and have your service advisor in your car, holding a sign that says "HPFP FAIL" go 35/ Your E9X at a BP station with you holding a sign that says "I <3 the Gulf 36/ Your E9X next to a pirate ship 37/ Post a pic of you and your ride, filling up at a gas station, (with the gas nozzle actually in your car), but with your car oriented 90 degrees from what is considered normal, the more obnoxious the park job, the better. The more pump spots you monopolize, the better. 38/ Showing up the competition, get your friends (or someone you really don't like, or just some random off the street) and I want to see your BMW in between 2 DIFFERENT competitors in BMW's model segment, either an Audi A4, Mercedes C-Class, Lexus IS, Cadillac CTS, you get the idea. 39/ Dress up as nerdy/geeky as possible. This may include (but is not limited to): A) Short shorts, riding very high on your waist. B) Nice shirt, tucked in to your shorty shorts. C)nerdy glasses. D)nerdy shoes,long socks E) pocket protector....You get the picture.... Park your car in a "somewhat" public place, or (very public), but just not in a closed garage, or similar. Get your (wife, girlfriend, or any willing female, hopefully attractive), to dress very....um....appealing, and "out of your league".... Pose however you like with the car, with your lady friend all-up- on-you like you are the shiz, with you displaying/holding nerd paraphernalia in the gangsta' style, but with a ruler, calculator,etc. instead of weapons, cash, liquor, as is frequently displayed by gangsta-people. 40/ Your E9x in a parking lot surrounded by shopping carts (8 cart minimum) and all of them pointed towards your car. 41/ Lets see you and your most impressive parallel park job. The spot should be so tight that your palms should sweat while you park. 42/ E46, E36, E9x or what ever combo E30, E36, E46 rolling on a highway or a road together.. extra bonus points if they are all the same color 43/ A picture of you E9X Going thru a Mcdonald's Drive thru backwards(Preferably a Mcdonald's but if not any run of mill fast food restaurant will work ex. taco bell, BK) 44/ Park your e9x in a way that you block the exit in a public parking lot!! the photo should defenitely have to include angry drivers wanting to get out 45/ Your E9X Parked between 2 emergency service vehicles with their emergency lights on 46/ Your E9X next to another E9X of the same model (i.e. 4 door next to 4 door, coupe next to coupe) and color. 47/ Your E9X outside of a non-community college Campus where the university sign is present (not generic road sign) 48/ A foto of your e9x filled with balloons of various colors. it must be completely full!! also you have to do it yourself dont go buy full baloons!! fill them yourselves (add foto of that too). START BLOWING!!!! 49/ The worlds longest traffic jam happened a couple of months ago outside of Beijing. It was 60 miles long. I personally hate traffic so much. But the worst is waiting in traffic so bad that it it "stand still..." so show me a picture of your e90 in stand till traffic (Rush Hour on the 101, waiting for a train, drawbridge, whatever, just make it so that your car is stuck in so much traffic that you have time to get out and take a picture of it. Also, be careful and don't get run over. This isn't frogger 50/ A pic of your E9X "for sale" - put one or two "for sale" signs on your car that read "Global warming hurts the penguin economy, car must go" [inside joke] and park it out in front of a shopping center's parking lot close to the main road.... and put some crazy low price on it..... (Bonus points if you're express705 in a penguin costume 51/ Your E90 outside of a racetrack 52/ Dogs!!". A picture of your e9x with yours or any dog sitting on the drivers position (seat belt on please, one paw on the wheel). for all of you that has a dog this should be easy, for the rest, go out and find a dog!! 53/ "airport" A picture of your e9x next to an airport, BUT the foto must include an aircraft landing or taking off (this means part of th plane or the whole plane should be on air. (and no toys!!!) this is not too hard you just have to park your car in a way that the picture can include the runway and wait for the plane.. timing is everything good luck 54/ Your e9x parked like an offroad vehicle. Its called flex. But you only have to have a minimum of 12". And no rhino ramps. Thats cheating, your car has to be on an immovable object. Careful not to scrape your bumper! 55/ YOUR E9X DECORATED LIKE YOU JUST GOT MARRIED. AND UDUD'S GIRLFRIEND NEEDS TO POST HER FACE ON HERE. FIND UDUB. 56/ this is a who can do it fast challenge cause i cant think of anything else right now!! but it will require to make a couple of stops!! ok, a photo of your e9x with a Gloria Jeans coffee on the top, outside a starbucks 57/ You and your car getting your drink on (no <21 yrs or driving after the picture, so it better be in your driveway). I want to see your e9X, a bottle of tequila (cheaper the better), tequila rolling down the hood into your mouth. 58/ I want to see you dressed in a business suit standing over a homeless person (Friend dressed as one) in an 'alley like setting'. Looking down at the homeless person and dropping your BMW keys into his/her cup.