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02139 ovember 27, 2001 Dining Plan Stresses Profitability, Choice By Jennifer Krishnan der, who serves as interim chair of NEWS EDITOR the Board, aid that more specific The Campu Dining Review recommendations will follow before Board has identified participation by the end of thi term. choice and financial elf-sufficiency as major goals for MIT's dining y- Dining t m 10 ing million tern in a preliminary "information The information packet also packet" that begin the task of reveals that MIT' dining y tem is rede igning MIT's dining system. losing money. Expenditure on pre- The report, which wa released pared food on campus exceeded on ovember 20, acknowledges revenues by more than 2 million "that the most important aspect of during the 2001 fiscal year. dining is that quality food be pro- "That's two million dollar that vided at a fair price," aid Jennifer you and I don't have to do other M. Farver G, co-chair of the Gradu- things," Kolenbrander aid. "It's ate Student Council Housing and important that we all under tand Community Affairs Committee and that one way or another, we pay for DEVDOOT MAJUMDAR THE TECH a member of the Campus Dining it." drummer Jonathan Wurster looks on as frontman Mac McCaughan tweaks his synthe- Board. MIT i 'alone in higher educa- sizer. See story, page 8. Special Assistant to the President and Chancellor Kirk D. Kolenbran- Dining, Page 14 MtT:dIning stats Course VI Offers Incentive to TAs expetII8S $5,726K By Helana Kadyszewski a si tants who are dedicated to the high cost of living in the $~733K STAFF REPORTER teaching, and also to provide some Boston area. Beginning this pring, the incentive for experienced T s to Department of Electrical Engineer- continue. T earn credit, pa ing and Computer cience will offer However, Ma ters of Engineer- Graduate students register their a $185 monthly stipend bonus to ing (M.Eng.) students are not eligi- TA duties as 24 units of In titute doctoral teaching assistants with at ble for the bonus. "We would offer credit hours. The duties of the TA lea t one term of teaching experi- all of our TAs a raise if we could, are highly dependent upon the class ence. but the budget does not allow it," they are assigned to, but generally Doctoral candidates who have Hennie aid. include assisting the lecturer with previously worked as a Cour e VI While the department does not grading, teaching recitation, week- TA and wish to continue are eligible anticipate a TA hortage for the ly instruction, and assi ting with for a $2035 monthly stipend instead coming terms, it realizes that it demonstrations. eXJ18D888 of the normal $1850. must maintain high teaching stan- Course VI T As said that their $875K Course VI Executive Officer and dards for the benefit of their demanding chedules merit the 24 $119K Profes or Frederick C. Hennie '55 enrolled students. Furthermore, the units of credit. $50K oversees TA appointments in the department wishes to financially "When they say 24 units, they' St044K department. He said the raise is upport its graduate students dur- SOURCE: MIT CAMPUS DINING BOARD aimed to reward qualified teaching ing their studie especially with lA, Page 17 Deutdi Says u.s. Faces More Attacks CIA Job Applications Rise By Dinsha Mistree fu Weeks FoIl wing Attacks Institute Profes or and former Director of the Central Intelligence By Aaron Du re urnes from the day of the Agency John M. Deutch '61 painted STAFF REPORTER tragedy to last Friday," Crispell a dark picture of America's terror- As the ruins of the World Trade said. "That comes down to three i m preparedness in a recent speech. Centers molder and cleanup pro- to five hundred resumes each During Tuesday' talk, which ceeds in ew York, U .. intelli- week.' filled 26-100, Deutch aid that gence and defense agencies are Crispell said that immediately America is vulnerable to all sorts of scrambling to coordinate the war in following eptember 11 the CIA terrorist activities, from cyber-terror Afghanistan and anti-terrori t mea- wa receiving 5000 resumes week- to biological attacks. Determined, sures at home. ly. "It is a huge increase from the well-financed groups are very likely However, according to officials past year in terms of the number of to threaten American security in the at the Central Intelligence gency, re ume "Crispell said. future, Deutch aid. their recruiting policies have not Deutch had silenced the audi- changed ignificantly due to the recruiting continue ence with his dire as essment, and eptember 11 attacks. The CIA has traditionally then offered a prediction: America CIA recruitment has been recruited heavily at MIT. "We're can expect one or two "catastroph- expanding steadily in recent years. looking for people with computer ic' attacks each year. However, near "Congress ha appropriated addi- skill, language skills, people with the end of the talk, Deutch apolo- tional funds to expand the CIA hard science backgrounds, and gized to the audience for having recruiting effort," said Tom engineers of all type "Crispell pre ented " ... a kind of omber pic- Crispell, a public relation official said. "We are just finishing our ture" of American preparedne s. with the CIA. "It ha been a contin- recruiting at MIT and other cam- The lecture, "Combating Cata- uing proce s that took place some- pu es around the nation. Right now strophic Terrorism," began with an time before the tragedy." we are moving into the screening explanation of the difference However, intere t in intelli- process.' between cata trophic and conven- gence-related careers ha increa ed The creening proce s at CIA

BRIAN HEMOND-THE TECH tional terrorism. Conventional ter- dramatically since eptember 11. u ually involves rigorou medical Former CIA director and MIT professor John Deutch gives a lecture rori m occur when a citizen or Applications and resume have and polygraph e aminations as entitled "Combating Catastrophiclerrorism" in 26-100. Deutch group of people attack an important flooded intelligence agencies such well as a background inve tiga- focused on the dangers he expects the United States to face in the as the CIA. coming years, and how he believes we can oppose them. Deutch, Page 18 "We have received 31,500 Recruiting, Page 17

Harry Potter Comic OP 0 might b too Michelle Povinelli di Cll es the World & ation 2 true to the impact of recent anti-terrori m Opinion 4 book. legi lation on for ign tudent. Art 7 Event Calendar .13 Page 14 Page 11 Page 5 ORLD& ATIO BI VlI'ginia Resident LOS A \'GELES TIMES eptember Attacks Five .. ervicemen were injured eriou ly by • fri ndly fire" Me onday in the effort to quell a revolt by Taliban pri oners in northern By Patricia Davis hijacker and a terrori t cell in Ger- enter the United tate, pre umably Afghani tan, the Pentagon aid, and report pet i ted that a CIA oper- and Brooke A. Masters many that authorities ay pawned to take part in the plot. BinaJ hibh ative wa dead or mi ing. THE WASHlNGTO. PO T the attac . Budiman, an Indone ian also told Budiman that he wanted to The servicemen were wounded when a .. atellite-guided bomb citizen lived and studied in Ham- take part in the jihad, or holy war, in mis ed it target after the team had called in air trike in support of The FBI onday outlined a burg before coming to the nited Bo nia. orthern lliance forces Gen. Richard B. yer, chairman of the erie of connection between an tate in October 000. Budiman i charged ith helping Joint hief of taff, told reporters. Alexandria, Va., man and al Qaida Gomez' te timony revealed the a friend from Germany e ploit a They were said to be in eriou condition onday at a .. mili- terrori t linked to the ept. 11 tronge t link yet between any now-clo ed legal loophole to obtain a tary field hospital in Uzbekistan. edical team planned to move attacks, including a ertion that ashington area resident and the irginia identification card on ov. them to Land tuhl, Germany, for further treatment when their condi- hijacker ohamed tta confided hi terrori t . 4, 2000. The friend Mohammed tions stabilized, yers aid. Their identitie were not released. hatred of the United tate to him ociate of Budiman' Belfas who al 0 is an Indonesian cit- CIA poke man Bill Harlow aid he would not di cu reports that and that he helped Atta move into a acknowledge that he knew tta and izen, is listed on ome federal docu- a CIA officer or contract employee wa among the ca ualtie of the Hamburg apartment. other blam d for the attacks but ments as a contact for 0 ama bin pri on upri ing. He aid, however that the ituation at the pri on In te timony in U .. Di trict that Budiman said he hadn't poken Laden. remained uncertain and the agency wa not sure whether the individ- ourt in lexandria, an FBI agent to them ince moving to the United Budiman has told members of ual wa dead or mi sing. al 0 said that a reputed 20th hijacker tate and had nothing to do with olidarity U A, an organization - who i till at large - twice u ed the plot. helping Mu lims detained after the his a ociation ~ ith the irginia Gomez te tified that Budiman attacks, that the FBI questioned and FBI Pro ing Dl appearance man gus Budirnan, to try to enter knew Atta and Marwan 1- hehhi gave him a polygraph test about his the country both time unsucce - who flew plane into the World associations with Attaand Belfas. Of Inf ctious Disease Expert fully. Trade Center and Ram i Binal- Solidarity USA spokeswoman 'EWSDAY But pecial gent Je us Gomez shibh a Mu lim cleric living in Adisra Jittipur aid that Budiman has One of the United tate' more pre tigious infectious di ea e ci- had barely begun hi te timony at Hamburg. FBI Director Robert told the group that he and Atta "were enti ts mentioned as a candidate for the obel Prize has di appeared Budiman' detention hearing when Mueller identified Binalshibh as the acquaintances - they were students under mysterious circumstance in emphi, Tenn. the proceeding was uddenly halted. 20th hijacker who was supposed to in Germany - (and that) he had no Because Harvard University biologi t Don C. iley work Budiman wa in court for what hi be aboard the plane that crashed into affiliation with the terrorist attacks." involved uch deadly microbes a influenza mv and Ebola the FBI attorney thought wa a routine fraud. a Pennsylvania field. English, a court-appointed attor- and emphi police are pursuing hi di appearance as po ibly case unrelated to the terrorist Atta, the leader of the plot, and ney who had met with his client only linked to bioterrorism. attack . Buchanan immediately Binalshibh were roommates, and just before Monday's hearing, later illiam oerner, chief of the BI' emphi office, told po tponed the hearing until Thur - Budiman helped them move from said he was astounded to hear about reporters onday that the bioterrori m link may be a tretch. iley i day, after Budiman can get a new one apartment into another, Gomez links between Budiman and the ter- not known to ha e worked on living anthrax viru e . But oerner attorney. But before the te timony aid. Gomez also testified that rorists. said given the current atmosphere in the United tates, coupled with was halted, new details emerged BinaJshibh twice used Budimans "The charge said nothing about the baffling nature of iley' di appearance on ov. 16, the FBI is tying Budiman, 31, to some of the Washington area address to try to any of thi ," English said. not discounting the po ibility that someone targeted iley because he thought Hey might be a ource of either microbes or vital infor- mation about dangerous viruses. Wiley was one of the world's leading expert on the detailed Bush Warns Iraq On Weapons chemical mechanisms viruses use to gain entry into human cells, and on the ways human antibodies di tingui h between nasty invaders - By Ronald Brownstein ical and nuclear weapons to al- "He is putting Hussein on notice such as flu viru e - and a person's own cell and proteins. LOS ANGELES TIMES Qaida or other terrorist groups. and he has signaled where the poli- WASHINGTO "Part of the war on terror is to deny cy is heading very directly," said President Bush said onday that terrorists weapons," Bush said. Gary J. Schmitt, executive director ade Prepar for Talks Iraq and other nations that develop White House press' secretary Ari of the Project for a ew American LOS ANGELES TIMES weapons of mas destruction will Flei , peppered later with ques- Century, a Washington think tank. KOE IG WINTER, GERMANY be held accountable," his stronge t tions about Bush's remarks, said Sen. Joseph 1. Lieberman, D-Conn., fghan political leaders settled into a secluded Rhine Valley gue t warning yet that Iraqi President that the president was not signaling who has urged Bush to press for house onday and began behind-the-scenes maneuvering ahead of Saddam Hussein could be the next a broadening of the war against ter- Hussein's overthrow, welcomed the Tue day's U. .- ponsored talks on creating a transitional administra- target in the war against terrorism. rorism or delivering a new ultima- president's comments as "exactly tion for their nation. Although Bush stopped short of . tum to Iraq. the right policy direction to go in to Delegates from three of the four faction invited for talks cau- threatening military action, he said "It's a reaffirmation, a restate- protect the U.S. from another major cused with conference ho t Lakhdar Brahimi the U. . special envoy Hus ein will learn the consequences ment of long-standing American terrorist attack." for Afghanistan, and huddled in mall groups in the rooms where if he continues to block United policy," Fleischer said. Bush's sharp words followed a German hosts have them sequestered in hope that "cabin fever" will ations weapons inspectors from But several analysts said Bush's recent escalation by other adminis- force an agreement. entering Iraq. comments could signal an effort to tration officials in the rhetoric aimed "They've been talking to each other, and we are encouraging •Hus ein ... needs to let in pee- justify eventual military action at Iraq. Last week, a senior State this," U. . spokesman Ahmed Fawzi said of the impromptu negotia- tor back in his country to how us against Iraq if Hussein does not per- Department official accused Iraq, tions among delegates waiting for the last traggler, member of the that he is not developing weapons of mit the return of the U. . weapons North Korea and three other nations orthern Alliance, to arrive at the secluded Peter berg guest hou e mas destruction," Bush told inspector . In that sense, the com- of pursuing biological weapons pro- overlooking the foggy rain-dappled Rhine River near Bonn. reporters at the White House. ments might be analogous to Bush's grams. Earlier, National Security The talks originally were scheduled to begin onday. The day off More broadly Bush uggested ultimatum in September, when he Adviser Condoleezza Rice said, forced by the delayed arrival of those coming from Kabul left the rest the administration may target warned the Taliban to surrender "The world would clearly be better of the approximately 30 political figures with time on their hands. nations such as Iraq or orth Korea Osama bin Laden or "share ... (his) (oft) ... if Saddam Hussein were not that could provide chemical biolog- fate." . in power in Iraq." WEATHER The Die is Cast Situation for Noon Eastem Daylight Time, Tuesday, November 27, 2001 By Greg Lawson o~ o~ o~o~o~o~~ ~ P -,

Fortunately, it takes time for winter to fully et in. The branch of the jet 300N from the Gulf up to the ortheast is stili ufficiently to our we t that the com- ing storms will only glance us and will only be bringing rain. However, as the snowpack of the idwe t develop and strengthens, the cold boundary beneath the jet will shift farther east and our or' easters will start delivering snow. Thi should not happen for another few wee ,though. 2S0N For thi week, temperatures will remain on the warm ide, just above their climatological norms with highs in the low to mid 50 F and low in the mid to upper 0 F. Rain is likely off-and-on from ednesday into the weekend, as storms approach from our we t and southwest. inter's die has been cast though.

E tended Foreca t Weather Systems Weather Fronts Precipitation Symbols Other Symbols oda : Patchy clouds. Westerly breeze. A warm high of 58°F 14° ). Soow Rain _ Trough Fog onight: loudy with patch offog. Light northerly wind. Low 44°F (TC). H High Pressure - Showet1 - - Thunderstorm edne day: Overcast with light rain. Regional fog. High of 50°F (lO°C . ····WarmFroot "V* "V "R Low Pressure: Light Low of 40°F (4°C. . L CO Haze ~ColdFronl Modefate * .. Compiled by MIT Thur da : Patchy cloud with rain showers. High in the mid 50s F § Hurricane ** MeleOrOlogy lair .... Slatiooaty Front Heavy .. and Th.Tedt 12-14° ). Low in the upper OsF ( -10° ). *, H Page 3

Pope, President, U.S. Senators Ene gy Industry Alerted to Possible Attack on atural Gas upplies

EWSDAY Criticize New Cloned Embryos WA HI GTO with the enate leadership through between cloning a human embryo in ccording to an unverified intelligence report, Osama bin Laden which all discu ion of hum n order to create a human being and h ordered retaliatory attacks on U .. natural gas upplie should he loning legi lation wa to be post- u ing laboratory technique to pro- or the Taliban' leader be killed or captured, Attorney General John unday' announcement that ci- poned until early next year and duce tern cell and other cellular Ashcroft said Monday. entists in M achusetts had begun to auld in tead pu h hard to pa a therapie to treat disease uch as The U .. oil and natural ga industry confirmed Monday that it make cloned human embryos re er- we ping ban in the waning weeks of Parkinson' , cancer or Alzheimer' , went on a higher stage of alert within the past two weeks after the berated through international cientif- thi ion. said Daniel Perry executi e director FBI ad i ed the American Petroleum Institute and other national ic, religiou and legislati e circle And in Rome onday, atican of the Alliance for ging Research. indu try group of the vague, alleged threat. Monday, culminating in words of di - authoritie wiftly and unequi ocally orne enators al 0 poke out for On ov. 17, the FBI sent e-mail to its 56 field offices aero s the approval from many and a call in the condemned A T' announcement, a tempered response. 'I trongly country - but not to state and local law enforcement officials - about U. . Senate to quickly pa legisla- spurning the idea that an 'early oppo e the use of cloning technology the alleged threat, which is being taken seriously although the agency tion banning the research. embryo" is not yet life. E en the po - to reproduce a human being," aid has not determined whether it is credible, Justice officials said. "The u e of embryos to clone i sibiJity of aving other lives cannot en. Edward Kennedy, D- ass. But The notice warned that bin Laden may have approved plans to wrong," Bush told reporters Monday. justify the production of an embryo we must al 0 protect e ential area attack natural gas supplie in the event he or Taliban leader Mullah "We should not as a ociety grow life that is de tined for destruction, the of medical research involving cloning Mohammad Omar were captured or killed. The FBI said the informa- to de troy it. It's morally wrong in vatican said in a tatement. 'If hat technology, including stern cell tion "wa from a ource of undetermined reliability." my opinion." they call in their article an 'early research. Till research hold enormous Asked about the notice Monday, Ashcroft said, "Frankly, those On Capitol Hill, Sen. Sam embryo' ... i n't human life," it promise for achieving breakthrough are the kinds of reports which we take seriously ... and we work to Brownback, R-Kan., said he would asked, "then what is?' cures for the dreaded' that touch elevate our security to alert the interested industry group , to alert law scrap a recent agreement he'd made "There i a big difference almost e ery family in America." enforcement. " Manufacturers Attracted to China Russian Court Dissolve Last Independent TV in Russia THE WASHINGTON POST With Low Wages, wro Admission MO cow By Clay Chandler The women on Mabuchi's assem- for product it export. Companies A Moscow court ordered the dissolution of TV-6, the last major THE WASHINGTON POST bly line-in Dalian are the vanguard of from Taiwan, Japan the United independent television station in Russia, a decision that could wipe DALIAN, CHINA what many experts predict will prove tate and other countrie are seeking out the only broadcast voice consistently willing to air criticism of In an eight-hour workday, to be one of the rna t important eco- to satisfy the demands of their cus- President Vladimir Putin's government. Mabuchi's production-line work- nomic developments of the 21st cen- tomers for lower prices and China, The court ruled that the station, owned largely by exiled media ers, nearly all of whom are women tury: the rise of China as a modern with its enormous pool of cheap and automobile magnate Bori Berezovsky, was financially un ound. in their early 20s, repeat the same industrial powerhouse. labor, is fast becoming a factory to It agreed with a suit filed by a minority shareholder, Lukoil petroleum motions thousands of times. It is China's emergence as a manufac- the world. company, to liquidate the finn. daunting labor that requires clear turing giant is improving living stan- Yiping Huang, an economist at The station was a refuge for journalists from another independent eyesight, nimble fingers and the dards here and helping multinational alomon Smith Barney in Hong station TV, who e owner, Vladimir Gusinsky, was forced out last ability to concentrate for hours on hold down costs. It's also roiling the Kong, cautions that China' labor spring by Gazprom the natural gas giant that is a major N'l'V share- end. But Mabuchi, like tens of global economy, sucking jobs and pool is not bottomless. The go v- holder. Gu insky fled to pain to escape corruption charge lodged thousands of other foreign manu- investment from other countries, ernment's one-child quota is bound by Putin' s government. In effect, two independent broadcast voices facturing concerns, has discovered straining political support for open to sap the country of young work- have been brought to heel this year. in China a nearly inexhaustible trade and driving down the price of er, he said. But executives at for- Although the court ruled on on narrow economic grounds - the supply of workers capable of han- tradable goods in the midst of a glob- eign manufacturing plants are not station is in debt - TV-6 employees said they su pected political dling such assignments - and al recession. concerned. maneuvering. Gazprom i partly owned by the government and willing to take them on for a frac- China's admission to the World "This is a big country, with a lot Lukoil, Russia's largest oil company, deals closely with the Kremlin tion of the pay demanded by coun- Trade Organization earlier this month of people who want to work,' said on important issues of export quotas and taxes. Lukoil officials terparts in more advanced will only add to this trend, increasing one. "I don't see that changing any- declined to comment on the suit. economies. its appeal by locking in lower duties time soon."

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Sponsored by the DEAN'S OFFICE, SCHOOL OF HUMANITIES, ARTS, AND SOCIAL SCIENCES OPINION p e ve the Student Center Reading Room T~ h reo~ arne: the ]0 of unique pace that rYe a ital purpo e for T F library the tudent community. The tudent body ucce at keeping tudent nt r. The old TE L out of the reading room prove that if tudent make pa e could then be reno- their oice heard they can pre ent proposals like this from Editorial ated thou e eral tudent going through. group which current] lack office The Tech agree with the motives of the A A to move the pace. Ho e er thi ould re ult in the 10 of at I a t part of T F library. different location for MITSFS could provide th reading TO m. The Tech b lie e that thi unique and alu- the ociety with better walk-by traffic and more room for people ble a et hould b pre erved in it current form for MIT tu- to read the books that they house. The MITSFS would benefit d nt . from a different location as they are running out of space for The r ading room i currently the only pace on ampu et their current collection of materials. Furthermore, the MITSFS a id a quiet tudy pace that can be u ed at all hour. pace is ideal for student groups that are in need of office space. Although none of the In titute librarie are open pa t midnight However, e en if we take these benefits into account, the many tuden do a ignifi ant portion of their work wen into detriment to the student body caused by the harms to the read- th morning. ulti-purpo e lounge uch as Tran itions and the ing room is too great a price to pay. Other underutilized spaces dining area of Lobdell ar not adequate ubstitute as they are on campus should be examined as possible locations for the often noi y and di tra ting place where tudents not only MITSFS library. tudy, but al 0 eat and 0 ialize. While these paces are valu- The ASA should not limit their search to the Student Cen- ble in th ir own right the reading room provide a quiet study ter including in their search non-traditional centers of student environment. group activity. Innovations in library design (such as the com- The merit of the reading room do not go unnoticed by stu- pact shelving in the Music Library) should allow the MITSFS dent . The reading room i frequently filled with students who library to fit into spaces on campus where one might not expect need pace 'quiet and freedom from di tractions to stay on task. to find a library. Along with space, major concerns for the

PRODUCTlO STAFF On ThUT day night before many problem sets are due, the MITSFS library are also security, comfort, and accessibility. dito : Gayani Til1ekeratne '03, Joel Corbo '04, r ading room i usually filled to capacity. With a continued search, the ASA can surely find a location for Joy Forsythe '04; oci te Editor: ndre La t year tudent put up trong re istance to a proposal the library that provides an improvement in regards to the latter . amo '04 hefali Oza '04; taff: Ian Lai '02, by the admini tration to use the reading room for Technology two concerns. Though the reading room provides this improve- nju anum alia '03, Eric Tung '04 Hangyul Enabled cti e Learning (TEAL, part of a Physics Depart- ment, the overall sacrifice made on student life could be mini- Chung '05, Jennifer Fang '05, lame Harvey '05, icholas R. Hoff '05, Jean Lu '05 Ed Hill ur ment project to enhance fre hman phy ic classes, which mized in other locations. ida bdul Rahim. re ulted in admini trators finding an alternate location for The ASA's proposal is incomplete because it does not

OPINIO STAFF TE L. The Tech urges student to resist this new attempt to include provisions for quiet, all-hours study space. The loss of dito ; Kri chnee '02, Jyoti Tibrewala '04; take over the reading room. While this time a student group the reading room is too great a price to pay for more student Columni t : Daniel L. Tortorice '02, Philip wants control 0 er the pace the potential outcome is the office space. Burrowe '04 Roy Esaki '04, Ken e mith '04 Ak hay Patil '04· taff: Basil Engwegbara G Michael Borucke '01, Kevin Choi '0 I, Christopher D. mith '01, Ja on H. Wasfy '01, Letter 10 The Editor Matt Craighead '02 Christen . Gray '04, lete." Far from it. Just in the past 7 years, I Tao Vue '04, Vivek Rao '05. Even though I am very happy for Dan, it MIT's Star Athletes remember Tracy Ho '99.who won the NCAA hurts me to see incorrect statements like yours Fir t of all, I would like to congratulate Division I ationals in Women's Air Pistol in the paper. It just shows how little people taff: Robert Dan Feldman for hi fourth place finish at the and also won the all-American title both her pay attention to the achievements of other ath- CAA Divi ion III ational Cross Country junior and senior year. Sonja Ellefson '01 was letes at MIT. I have written articles in the past, Championship ["Feldman' uccess High- the top Division III women's gymnast by her and I know that it is hard to get all the details lights ational Championship' ovember 20, sophomore year. correct, but if something is written wrong, it 2001). That i quite an achievement. Maybe you meant to say that it was the can really hurt those who are forgotten. I would like to say, however, that this was highest achievement in cross country at MIT, not "the highe t fini h ever by an MIT ath- but that' not what was written in the paper. Nora Szasz G

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African American r Fraternities and Sororities

Lecture and Book Signing 11.28.01, 6pm Massachusetts Institute of Technology Building 10 - Room 250 FREEADMISSION Limited Capacity, Please Arrive Early!

one of only a handful of lecturers speaking to students on the topic of African American fratema i m Ro pre entation will serve as the catalyst for discussions on.the importance of fraternal li e a it relate to individual organizations and also how each organization- and ind id al member can work together with the broader campus community. Students, faculty and taff ill gain va uable insight into the issues that African American fraternities and ororitie are facing at campuse across the country.

In an open and frank lecture, Ro s engages the audience in thought provoking discussion that la t wee after hi appearance. Ros illu trates his points by sharing examples and personal e perience. Ro a 15 year member of Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity, Incorporated, presents om the unique per pecti e of being young enough to relate to the issues of today' s students yet old enough to command respect.

Spon ored by: The Lambda Upsilon Chapter of Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Inc. Harvard -MIT-Wellesley College [email protected]

http://web.mit.edu o ember 27,2001 THE H Page 7 THE ARTS FILMREVIEW*** FILMREVIEW* * X

Le Fabuleux Destin d'Am8lie Poulain By Vladimir Zelevinsky AND STAFF WRITER T.-IJ: Dir cted by Jean-Pierre Jeunet Written by Jean-Pierre Jeunet and Guillaume Laurant $OR.CJ:RtIt'S Starring Audrey Tautou, Mathieu Kas ovitz, Dominique Pinon, Isabelle Nanty, Clotilde The Book that Lived $'TONt Mollet, Michel Robin By Amandeep Loomba because of the opening titles, the Quidditch ing but friendly know-it-all who would no 'm just about fed up with whatever Hol- STAFF WRITER match, Draco Malfoy, the mountain troll, Pro- doubt have wound up at IT had he not lywood is calling movies the e day . If Directed by Chris Columbus fessor nape, the forest scene and Gamekeep- attended Hogwarts Schoolof Witchcraft and you combine all of the imagination and Based on the novel by J.K. Rawling er Rubeus Hagrid, re pecti ely. Could thi be Wizardry (except perhaps that anyone can see Icreativity that went into all studio Starring Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, the movie that de troys Harry Potter? that young Emma Watson is going to grow up movie this year (Moulin Rouge excepted Emma Watson, John Cleese, To say that the mo ie is faithful to the . to be really hot. being a studio-bankrolled but still a strictly and Alan Rickman book i an under tatement. Director Chris The et, meanwhile are stunning. Sadly, auteri t vision) you will have less than RatedPG Columbus and a talented group of et-design- the camera has no time to linger in Diagon what can be seen in any minute of Amelie. ers, artists and vi ual effects mavens have Hey, the bustling main street filled with at an entirely fair comparison, perhaps, et's be up front with ourselves here: tried a hard as they can to accurately recre- wizards, goblins and animals. Likewise, the given that Jeunet is one of the world's few books and movies do not compare. ate the world described in such detail by J.K. banquet hall at Hogwarts is simply gor- true visionaries, a director who e author hip Many of us have long anticipated the Rawling. If the movie has a single outstand- geous, a cavernous and noisy space can be seen in just about any frame of any of L new Harry Potter. movie for differing ing flaw, it is this attempt to be so faithful brought to life both his movie . Jeunet worked in the genres of reasons. There are those who will disparage it to the books. In portraying a world 0 by magic and by the satirical dystopia (Delicatessen) and post- (for it is by no means an outstandingly perfect rich in specifics, Columbus finds little presence of tu- modern fairytale (The City of Lost Children) specimen of movie), and those who will love time to dwell on those magical moments dents. Even the with co-director Marc Caro (ignoring the it simply because it is Harry Potter, and that that are filled with such importance bathrooms are failed studio experiment that was Alien: Res- says something. It had one of the most prof- in the book. The pace i breakneck, ex c ep t ion a II y urrection), and the distinct feature of both of itable openings ever for a children's film, and and the screen changes from one detailed, and these movies, the feature that applie to that is simply a testament to the greatness of wondrous scene to the next hastily. look great Amelie as well, is the fact that in each of J.K. Rowling's prodigiously imaginative nov- Even at a running time of two and a while being them Jeunet creates the entire world from els. half hours, thernovie cannot demolished by a scratch, ground up singularly stylish and Some are afraid that a motion picture will possibly give full attention to full Y - g row n utterly captivating the world that is just as cast the likenesses of Harry and his friends all of the novel's rich detail mountain troll. much of a character in the movie as any and his whimsical world in stone, leaving our (left out of the .film to my The characters human being. imaginations useless when we go back to chagrin were further events and ets come The main character in Amelie is not as these cherished books or pick them up for the, relating to Harry's life at 4 together perfect- much the titular young woman (an astonishing first time. This may be the case, but you will Privet Drive before going Iy, and little on- Audrey Tautou, looking at the same time find that the filmmakers here have as much to wizardry school and most screen feels out regaJly beautiful and comically goofy, with imagination as the readers, and bring charac- of the extended action of place, the huge dark eyes, seemingly channeling Giuliet- ters and sets to life with great skill and involving Hagrid'. pet drag- exception here ta Masina) as the city of Pari , magically lit authority. Perhaps Madam Hooch (Zoe on Norbert). being some of and transformed through the ample use of dig- Wanamaker) is cheekier than you may have Nevertheless, Harry the computer- ital special effects. This is the magical never- expected, but her yellow hawk eyes and short Potter and the Sorcerer's g e n era ted land (if only anything in the Harry Potter gray hair are drawn perfectly from the origi- Stone is a film that not only imagery. In movie were half a magicall), the city that nal stories. manages to tell.the vast majori- equences such as the doe n't exist anywhere but in Jeunet' imagi- Others are afraid that the film will simply ty of the tale set forth in the Quidditch match it i nation, the place that the audience can visit for demolish the oeuvre that is Harry Potter. novel, but does so brilliantly in sometimes not hard to two transporting hours. . These folks believe there is no way to turn a most cases. The most exception- tell that you aren't look- The story would, at first glance, resemble book into a film without first tearing the book al aspect of the film by far is the ing at real people on countless romantic comedies and inspirational to pieces, setting it aflame, and tossing the casting. Virtually every charac- tho e broom tick. Then weepies made this ide of the pond: a lonely flaming mess onto the smoking' embers of ter from the book is played by again, the Quidditch pirit help others many time almost meets Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH, How the an actor who either embodies match i till 0 exciting her soulmate, and watche the ripples of her Grincb Stole Christmas or, say; Shrek (a Rawling's descriptions perfect- PETER MOUNTAIN-WARNER BROTHERS it makes the Phantom good deed move away from her and rebound movie. that has little or nothing to do with the ly (Daniel Radcliffe, for exam- Professor McGonagali (Mag- Menace pod-racing back. Another good metaphor for melie ' book ofthe same name). pie, is perfectly Potter) or gie Smith) places the sorting sequence look like a in anely elaborate kind (and not so kind) Still others fear the endlessly belched out- brings something unique and hat on the head of Harry Pot- game of che s with deeds that the film employs is the works of put of the tireless merchandising machine that stunning to the role. Profe sor ter (Daniel Radcliffe). Death. Rube Goldberg, stacking action against action fires up with the release of any children's Snape, played by Alan Rickman (whom you Elsewhere, it i alway the level of strik- and etting them off like so many falling movie. It is true that turning a character or a will remember best as the terrorist leader fac- ing detail that make the scenes work. Listen- dominoe . story into an industry can result in massive ing down Bruce Willis in Die Hard), is the ing to Harry get chewed out by potions master However it is not quite 0 simple. While amounts of disposable culture goods being most outstanding ambiguous character ever to Profe sor nape is augmented by the ubtle the world of Amelie is truly magical, the peo- instantly injected into society. However, after grace celluloid with his presence. From the sound of bubbling solutions. When Harry ple who inhabit it are perfectly normal (be seeing the film, I want to go out and buy greasy hair covering his face, to his complete- first teps onto the Quidditch field to train prepared to recognize your elf, over and everything from the Hermione Granger 36- ly unpredictable eyes, to his muted but fright- with team captain Oliver Wood ( ean Bigger- over, in any of Amelie' lonely souls), and color homework-helper highlighter set to the ening speech, Snape simply excels as one of taft), watching hi be pectacled eyes keep a there is always sadne s at the edges of bright Rubeus Hagrid hair-and-beard home care kit. the greate t antagonist ever (I mean this, firm watch on a hovering ball elicit heer romantic comedy that Amelie ultimately is. This movie doe that to you. Snape ba ically rules over this film and every- delight. Even the calligraphy on Harry s invi- Even the reason why melie her elf is an What else does the movie do to you? one in it, and everyone who will ever playa tation to attend Hogwarts is ju t right. The anonymous savior i neither lighthearted nor Well, it made me clap, cheer, snicker, yelp, villain in any movie ever). Emma Watson's only subtlety that falls short i the John whimsical' Jeunet makes it clear early on smirk, gasp and double over with laughter Hermione Granger i al 0 ideal as the annoy- Williams score (reviewed la t Tue day by how hy and in ecure she is, and how de - ...... ~-,._..-- ...... -~~~.."....,~------, uki Dorfman), which i at times and intru- perate her need i for the human contact he sive and is little more than typical, if not can't quite initiate. derivative. William ' idiosyncratic orchestral And with all thi , Amelie i till very swirls expired soon after E.T. and he has since much a Jeunet film, endlessly inventive, become the most predictable producer of sharply edited, and full of vi ual surprise in 'magical" sounding music in Hollywood every sequence. A couple of things that (given one chance to switch a name in the could be improved include a next door entire cast/crew of Harry Potter, I would painter (suffering from the same disease as swap William for Danny Elfman). amuel L. Jack on's character in Unbreak- To ay that the Harry Potter film cannot able) who e function is largely to peak pos ibly stand up to the Harry Potter novels is aloud the ubtext, and the rather di tres ing unfair. It i obvious that the e perience of read- knowledge of what happens to the characters ing the book wiJl always urpas the experience immediately after the film ends (the original of eeing the corre ponding movie. In tead, we French title, the e act time when the film is must think of the movie as an addition to the et, and the final equence all hint at that). Harry Potter world, and a olid one at that. It i The best metaphor in the movie i the one often hard to tell if the movie a n't simply that posit melie her elf a a director, made for people who have read the book bemu edly watching old movies, etting up already. . e citing part for other people to play, and Throughout the film, I found my elf asking then watching the action from the sidelines whether I wa enjoying a cene becau e the unable to participate in it directly. This ad- tory was truly engaging or imply because I ne contrasted with the wild exuberance of wanted to ee the movie s approach to all of my the re t of the film, i what give Amelie its Madame Hooch (Zoe Wanamaker) watches, favorite parts of a great book. The que tion is at emotional heft: the knowledge both of magic (Matthew Lewis) awkwardly takes to the skies. be t, moot. Who hasn t read the book? and its transience. ot Jack and Diane' ellencam Release Poli ic l Tripe

By Eric C emi STAFF WRITER

ohn ellen camp late t , Cutting Heads really pushes the boundary on hi work. It's just too bad that it pushe the boundary lower. Probably a ign that ellencamp really needs to rethink hi career, this unin piring album provides the Ii tener with nothing to enjoy. II ongs lacked any quality, and they all sounded imi- larly bad; no track stood out a being e pe- cially worthwhile. One unique a pect of thi album i that ellen camp u ed thi CD a a means to propagate hi anti-racism campaign. This i probably the main rea on that the album wa so poor: he spent all his time thinking about politic and forgot to include orne good music. lthough we hould all applaud him for hi efforts, the u e of song to pread a political mes age was a bad idea in this case. He would have been better erved by going on televi ion and making speeches about hi idea to get the attention of the whole world. Thi i one of the main perks about being a famous mu ician; you can go to the airwaves and ay whatever you want about any ubject and have people believe you and ay that you are an expert in that field; all becau e you can ing. But for ellencamp to actually propagate his me age through the music i ju t flat out wrong, not because one shouldn't u emu ic for such pur- po es (as historically many singers have used their mu ic to spread a mes age) but one hould not produce mediocre garbage to spread that mes age ote: the old ingers of the pa t were able to convey their mes age because their music did not uck.) ellencamp' attempt to surprise li teners with politically charged low quality music rather than the mindle good- ounding music they were expecting to hear hould probably serve as a wake-up call to hi fan, record company and him elf alike that maybe he should have really thought through what he wa trying to accomplish with this thing. If this is really the best ellencamp can do then his musical career as we know it i finished. Anyone paying fifteen dollars for thi album is paying fifteen dollars too much. In fact, even if the CD were free, it would still co t listeners the time it would take to li ten to it not to mention the accompanying pain and agony. surprise is .found on the title track, which include the rapper Chuck D mixing it up with a solo freestyle act in the middle of the song. This abrupt change of pace is a sud- den une pee ted jolt that seems to take away from the rest of the song, which actually i not that bad in that it ounds pretty much li e ellencamp's more traditional ound. One song for example, "Crazy I land ' is By Naveen SunkavaJly minute piece that draws the audience in with a Southern California's 'Rilo Kiley opened pretty much a speech about what ellencarnp and Devdoot Majumdar hypnotic synthesizer line and climaxes to a the eveningwith a set of songs from their lat- thinks merica is all about, set to music. STAFF WRITERS lifting harmony. The folksy "Florida's on est album, Take Offs and Landings. Fresh off While he must have spent a lot of time think- Superchunk; Aereogramme, Rilo Kiley Fire" and an acoustic version of "Low from a tour with the Breeders, lead singer ing about what he was going to ay, he cer- Somerville Theatre Branches" (off their Come Pick Me Up Jenny Lewis's performance was understand- tainly could have put some more effort into Wednesday, 'ovember 21,2001 album) were also highlights. ably less than diva but nevertheless entertain- developing the music. It ounds like he forgot The best moment of the evening belonged ing. The band's melody-rich, slow-rock how to do roc and roll altogether and 0 ore than a decade in the business, to the mellow country song "Phone Sex," with repertoire silenced the movie theater-turned- instead opted for some country. The ong was Chapel Hill, orth Carolina's its eerie harmony, "Plane crash footage on club as they sailed through their mellow over- bad enough to make one think maybe ellen- uperchunk has progressed quite a TV, I know that could be me .... " Despite tones. camp i actually trying to do a cro over into M bit since their early glory days of being written well before September 11, the A less than enthusiastic crowd and a less country, but there i still hope that ellen- lo-f indie punk-rock. Their eighth and latest song, which is about maintaining a long-dis- than enthusiastic performance set Rilo Kiley camp can get his act together for the future, if CD, Here's to Shutting Up is a collection of tance relationship, was still all the more into the category of adequate opening band. he till has one after this devastation. In fact, pop ong - a fact that may come as a disap- poignant and resonated with the audience. Despite their beckoningly sweet singing and throughout the entire album his traditional pointment to veteran hardcore fans of the The few songs on Here's to Shutting Up memorable melodies, their performance fell rock and roll style is completely mis ing as he group. But if last Wednesday's concert is any that don't hold their own with the rest of the short of their last in the Boston area. pre ent a style that involves low-paced bal- indication uperchunk can till deliver a album were ruefully apparent in concert. The second opening act, Aereogramme, lads. The way he copies his drumline and gui- powerful set of song and engage an audience Coincidentally, these songs happened to be are three angry bearded Scotsmen who play. tar chords from what he wa doing in the ju t as well as they could a decade ago. the ones that ounded most like the uper- art-rock in the vein of Sonic Youth and Mog- eighties just adds lack of originality on top of La t ednesday at the omerville Theatre chunk of old, uch as "Out on the Wing' and wai. Aereogramme bassist Campbell Me eil the ong's lack of quality. uperchunk played the songs off their latest Rainy treets." The band played the songs trudged in downing a beer and looked like.he ure one may say that ellencamp's CD with the passion that has come to charac- with conviction but they just weren't interest- was about to keel over at any moment during music before like" in't that America' and terize their live performance . What the con- ing musically. the set. But somehow he managed to keep a mall Town' were al 0 reflection of el- cert lacked in the vi ceral punk-rock energy of Another drawback was the lead vocal of steady groove for guitarist and lead singer lencamp' opinions on ociety, and of course their younger day , the band made up for with Mac McCaughan, who ounds better on Craig B., who spent most of the time singing that is correct. However, such earlier music their depth of emotion and subtlety of expres- recordings than live. Mcflaughan, who sings in a high frail tenor over noise-like textures. was actually good and it really did not matter sion. Ithough mo t in the theater stood in a high di tinctive voice found him elf Every now and then however, Craig B. would what the lyrics were discussing. Mel1encamp throughout the entire et this could very well stretching for the high notes throughout the unexpectedly explode into horrifying gut- ju t celebrated his fiftieth birthday a few have been a concert at which everyone sat evening and at time he was imply over- wrenching screams over heavy metal riffs wee ago, and let's hope that he doe not down and just absorbed the music. whelmed by the three-guitar attack of the accompanied by blinding and flashing flood ta e that to mean he has a right to produce t their best, uperchunk played perfectly band. lights. old-people kind of music. constructed pure pop song . "Late Century For tho e fans with a yeami~ for instant The band eemed to know their music is an o in general, forgive good 01' John Dream, the opening song and single off gratification Superchunk did offer a few acquired taste, as Craig B. urged members of ougar for hi heinou mistake of relea ing Here' to Sh tting Up, set the tone. The mel- bones from their early punk rock day . ' Slack the audience to at least "buy some popcorn' if this collection of B- ide and do not purcha e low and lu h song with the throbbing bass line otherfucker' their fir t big hit, made an they didn t want to purchase their merchan- this one. In a long enough career, even the and under tated vocals recalled the splendor appearance in the encore and the song 'Tie a dise. Aereogramme' debut CD Story in White- be t have to lip up a few time and thi is of ew Order at their best. "What Do You Rope to the Back of the Bus was positively and the lead accompanying ingle "Zionist certainly one of ellencamp s errors. Look Forward To?' is a prawling eight menacing in delivery. Timing' hit U.S. tore on Oct. 9. THE ARTS THE H Page 9 OPERA PREVIEW Coyote's Dinner: A Homeqroum Opera MIT Wind Ensemble 1bPresent WorldPremiere Ofa Comic Opera on a ative American Theme

anthropologist and the missionary. They are part of an audience at the viewing of the Coyote' Dinner hilariou story of Iktome and Coyote, and Music by Charles Shadle the action of the opera con ists, e sentially, Libretto by Michael Ouellette of interruption to the story of Iktome and The MIT Wind Ensemble Coyote. Directed by Fred Harris Soloists Mary Tsien '02, Graham Wright G, D Opera that tands part Bill Cutter, Philip Lima, Carlos Archuleta, What began as an innocent discussion Hillary Nicholson, Mary Anne Lanier between Shadle and Wind Ensemble Director Kresge Auditorium Fred Harris last April about a 20-minute work 8:00 p.m., Friday, November 30th, 2001 for a couple voices and percussion players eem to have grown, in the last six months, his year could be dubbed the 'Year into a one-hour opera for seven soloists and of the Opera at MIT. In not-too-dis- full wind ensemble. tant memory lie the debut of Insti- An opera for singers and wind ensemble? tute Profes or John Harbison's The Who's heard of an opera whose orchestra By Daniel J. Dock T only they could and would, letting us eaves- Great Gatsby at the etropolitan Opera has no strings? Harris' life as the director of STAFF WRITER drop on their fraternal ring-a-ding congre .' Company, and just la t month, we witne sed the MIT Wind Ensemble eems to be one he - they drank on stage, Three men on-stage with microphone and Resurrection by the Media Lab' Tod e citing challenge after another, and this is smoked, and epitomized what is drinks talking about this and that throw in a Machover open at the Boston Lyric Opera. about as unique as they come. Though he known today as politically incorrect, song here and there, and you have an act for the This Friday, the Wind En emble with both has commissioned many works for wind T but they were loved and revered as ages. Until now the magic that went on at the tudent and profe sional soloists, will give ensemble, this opera is twice as long, he kings of their time. Sands could only be heard in the memorie of the premiere of Coyote's Dinner, an original says, than the next-longest work, Roman As the world awaits the release of Oceans those in attendance. The Rat Pack Live At The opera written by Lecturer harle had le and Odes, by Michael Weinstein. And it's even 11, a remake of a Rat Pack classic, Capitol Sands is a recording of a September, 1963 Rat Senior Lecturer Michael Ouellette from the more interesting and bizarre than a 20- Records has decided to release a pair of Pack performance in the Copa Room that Music and Theater Arts department. minute work called The Reckoning by Ken featuring forty year old gems by whisks the listener back to simpler times and The one-hour, one-act comic opera is actu- Amos which features an instrument called Frank, Dean, and Sammy: The first, Eee-O: into a state of pure enjoyment. The audience ally a play within a play, based on a ative the waterp . ne (according to Harris, it's a 11, is a collection of never leaves Frank, Dean, American folk tory. It is set on a reservation tub of water with many metal prongs that already beloved classics. and Sammy's command, and the characters in the opera - an anthro- stick out, reminiscent of baseball's World The second, The Rat from Dean's opener "Drink: pologist, her assistant, a missionary, and his Series trophy). Pack Live at the Sands, to me only with thine eyes / wife - are watching the performance of a consists of a previously I don't care / The sun don't ative American folk story featuring three cceptance a Constant truggle unreleased recording of a shine / I love Vegas," to the character : Iktome, his wife, and their friend If the world since September 11 has pre- performance in the Copa group's closing' The Old- Coyote, a master seducer. sented a difficult climate for arts organiza- Room at the Sands. est Established (permanent Coyote's Dinner is a instructive on ative tions, one can only imagine the brick walls Eee-O-11, the title of Floating Crap Game In American stereotypes as it is funny. In an that await the composers of today and tomor- the closing track of the, ewYork)". interview, Shadle, who wrote the music to the row. As more and more cutbacks face the arts, - album, is an anthology of The Rat Pack Live At opera and who is himself of ative American they will probably fall back upon tho e works eighteen already well- The Sands is an unaltered descent commented on the stereotypes about that will attract the biggest audience and shy known and beloved clas- recording, including every- ative merican that Coyote's Dinner tries away from performing new mu ic, especially sics. Including such tracks thing from mixed drinks to to address. On the liberal side of the pectrum long contemporary works such as Coyote's as "Ain't That A Kick In wise cracks, dialogue and you have Caucasians, who view the ative Dinner, as they unfortunately tend to draw The Head" by Dean Mar- impre sions. Despite the Americans as being part of a "wonderful gold- smaller audiences and often cost much more .tin, "You Make Me Feel So Young" by Frank seemingly impromptu seamless performance, en age, in harmony with nature." In short, to stage than tandard in the orchestral and Sinatra, and "The Birth Of The Blues" by the show had a specific formula: Martin first, these people subscribe to the idea of "the operatic canon. Sammy Davis, Jr. then Sinatra, then Martin out again pushing the noble savage, a romantic myth that we want to This climate arguably puts a greater bur- The duets are the gems on this album, fea- "Lunch Cart," then Martin would offer Sinatra have about primitive culture.' den on people like Harris to continue to fur- turing "Me And My Shadow" by Sinatra and a liquid salad or liquid sandwich, then some Equally preposterous, and patronizing, ther new mu ic. "If we are concerned about Davis, and "Sam's Song" by Davis and Martin. tomfoolery between Sinatra and Martin, which is the view of tl]e people on the conserva- the audience for music of tomorro we must The two duets show a bit of the playful side of would be interrupted by Davis. Davis would tive end of the spectrum, which is often give great attention to the composers of the Rat Pack and are beau- then go solo for a while, associated with Christianity, or at least its today," he remarks. And as much of a novelty tiful in their simplicity. with a reprisal from Sina- zealots. hadle explain thi view of ati e the first performance of a work is, it i only The' album contains a nice tra and Martin, who return Americans as "savages who need to be res- repeat performances of the work that will mesh of Rat Pack classics to sing a few songs. They cued." Though the viewpoints completely allow it to become accepted. and, unlike most Rat Pack would then introduce any oppo e of each other, said Ouellette, the "Helping the birthing process of a new collections, does not dignitaries in the audience, librettist, they both reach the arne conclu- piece i inherently rewarding," says Harris. exclude or minimize the and then the big closing sion, which is that "nobody's willing to 'However the deeper reward comes once the role of Davis. song. From this simple for- look at these people simply as people. ' One piece has gone out into the world, so to speak, This album is highly mula came the greatest side want them to wear headdre se and and grown up on its own via multiple perfor- recommended, and would stage show in Vegas - dance around totem pole , and the other mances, recordings, etc. The role of the con- further any music collec- performed twice nightly. side wants to proselytize them. ductor hould be to shepherd the pieces tion that lacks the Rat The Rat Pack Live At Returning to Coyote's Dinner, we see beyond the initial performance." Pack essentials. Although, The Sands provides the these two themes represented by two charac- The initial performance, however, should if the reader already has a listener a glimpse forty ters at the ative American reservation, the prove to be an exciting affair. respectable Rat Pack col- years into the past at a lection, Eee-O-11 presents different era from simply no new material - it is merely a conglomera- the subjects of their wisecracks to the music tion of eighteen classics. created. Besides old c la ic such as ". Maybe Frank. Maybe "Vol are" by Martin and "Luck Be A Lady" Sammy," the message that laid prominent on by Sinatra the duets and ongs sung by all Work for the marquee of the Sands casino in . members of the Rat Pack offer 'great addi- Bill Zehme, a well-known biographer of Frank tions to any music collection. Sinatra, wrote, "What's playing in the Copa Simply put Eee-O-11 is for people who Business Office. Room? I'll tell you what's playing the Copa have no Rat Pack in their music collection Room: three grown boys in formal wear, with and The Rat Pack Live At The Sand i a must [email protected] microphones, making hay and hey-hey, as for any erious music collector.

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Tuesday, November 27 this business strategy also be replicated in other contexts? free. Room: E40-391. Sponsor: Laboratory for Energy and the Environment. 10:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m. - MIT Glass Lab Holiday Sale. Get your holiday gift shopping done early with fabu- 12:00 p.m. - 1:00 p.m. - Finals Preparation. Rnal exams are approaching; learn how to best prepare for lous hand-erafted glassware .. free. Room: Lobby 10. Sponsor: Materials Science and Engineering. exams and final projects, minimize stress and finish strong .. free. Room: W2Q-407. Sponsor: Learning 11:00 a.m. - 3:00 p.m. - Japanese Tea Ceremony Lessons, The Japanese Tea Ceremony Lessons take Strategies. . place on Tuesdays at McCormick Hall (320 Memorial Drive). Come anytime between 11 A.M. - 3 P.M. The 12:00 p.m. - 1:30 p.m. - Overview Of Purchasing On The Web Quick Start. This demo integrates all fee is $3 for students, $5 for others. New students are welcome at any time during the semester. 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Dibner Institute Lunchtime Colloqui- N42 Demo Center. Sponsor: Information Systems. um. free. Room: E56-100. Sponsor: Dibner Institute. 12:10 p.m. - 1:10 p.m. - Physical Oceanography Sack Lunch Seminar. "Internal Tide Generation on a 12:00 p.m. - 1:00 p.m. - Microsoft Word User Group. The MIT Microsoft User Group (WUG) is for people Corrugated Coast" free. Room: 54-915. Sponsor: Physical Oceanography. at MIT, from beginners to experts, whoare using or interested in learning to use Microsoft Word word pro- 2:30 p.m. - 5:00 p.m. - spouseS&partners@mit: Ice Skating on the Frog Pond. Join us for ice skating on cessing software .. free. Room: N42 Demo Center. Sponsor: Information Systems. the Boston Common. The entrance fee is $3 (children under 13 years are free), and you can rent skates 12:00 p.m. -1:00 p.m. - New Features in Word 2002 Quick Start. Discover the new enhancements to for $5. If you don't want to skate, you can just come and watch. 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Department of Mathematics. 4:15 p.m. - 5:15 p.m. - Chirality transformations propagating on bacterial flagella. Refreshments will be 5:00 p.m. - 7:00 p.m. - Leaders in Innovation. Shaping the Mobile World. free. Room: Wong Auditorium, served at 3:30 PM i Room 2-349 .. free. Room: Room 2-338. Sponsor: Physical Mathematics Seminar. Tang Center. Sponsor: Office of Corporate Relations/ll.P. Department of Mathematics. 6:00 p.m. - 8:00 p.m. - The Divine Nine: The History of African American Fraternities. Lawrence Calvin 4:15 p.m. - 5:30 p.m. - GTL Seminar. Microturbopump Update. free. Room: 31-161. Sponsor: Gas Tur- Ross, Jr. bine Laboratory. author of 4:30 p.m. - 5:30 p.m. - "Differential function spaces and the topological index on manifolds with cor- "The Divine Nine: The History of African American Fraternities and Sororities." Lecture and Book Signing: ners II". Organizers: M. Hopkins, R. Melrose, H. Miller and I.M. Singer. free. Room: 2-131. Sponsor: 11.28.01, 6pm. FREEADMISSION. Limited Capacity, Please Arrive Early.. free. Room: MIT, 10-250. Spon- Topology and Analysis of Manifolds with Comers. Department of Mathematics. sor: Alpha Kappa Alpha - Lambda Upsilon. 5:30 p.m: - 7:30 p.rn, - Inventing Modern America - Book Release and Panel Discussion. Please join 7:00 p.m. - 9:00 p.m. - MIT Objectivist Club general meeting. The MIT Objectivist Club's general meet- us as we celebrate the publication of Inventing Modern America (MIT Press, 2001) with a book ings. We discuss topics in philosophy and how they relate to different aspects of our world today. This release party and panel discussion 'about invention featuring some of America's leading inventors and term, we will also be having weekly study sessions, probably in epistemology, the philosophy of knowl- innovators. Guests will include: Doug Engelhart Computer visionary, and inventor of the computer edge .. free. Room: 10-280 (Oct. 3), 4-144 (Oct. 10-Dec. 12). Sponsor: MIT Objectivist Club. mouse. 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Sponsor: HST. ernments at all levels have been seeking more effective and efficient regulatory approaches to involve 4:15 p.m. - 5:30 p.m. - Oil Consumption Mechanisms and the Effects of Engine Operating Conditions in the business community in improving their environmental performance. But, to date, neither the regula- a Production Spark Ignition Engine. Fall 2001 Sloan Automotive Laboratory/Energy Systems Seminar tory policy debate nor analyses of alternative regulatory approaches has included a systematic assess- Series. free. Room: 31-161. Sponsor: Sloan Automotive Laboratory. ment of the benefits to corporate agents of significantly enhanced environmental performance. What is 4:15 p.rn. - 5:15 p.m. - Assessing The Benefits of Demand Information Sharing in a Simple Supply needed is a better understanding of the strategic opportunities and benefits for industry arising from Chain. ORC Fall Seminar Series. Seminar followed by reception in E40-106 .. free. Room: E56-270. 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Each educational screen- requirements, etc., and one category that involves companies that have actively pursued superior envi- ing is preceded by an introduction and followed by a small discussion. ALL MOVIES HAVE ENGLISH SUBTI- ronmental performance programs as part of their overall corporate competitive strategy. Are there any TLES. Details are announced on the IFilm web page at http://www.mit.edu/-jJilm .. free. Room: 4-231. examples of firms gaining competitive market advantage from such actions? If so, to what extent may Sponsor: Graduate Student Council, International RIm Club. MIT Dining System Requires Subsidies Dining, from Page 1 I'm fairly happy with the Din- tion in ub idizing dining," olen- ing Board recent report' an- brander aid. inghka said. "It capture mo t of the he packet recommends that the common en e' element I con ider y tern be om finan ially elf- uf- ritical." The e include optional fi ient in it operation providing participation direct financial feed- dire t feedback to pro ider through back for vendor and e tensive tu- participant e penditure . dent feedback. That ba trong implication " Deora al 0 aid there are more Kolenbrander aid. olid action tep that need to be outlined. ' High costs attributed to variety The packet is 'not as detailed as Kolenbrander aid that the wide orne are going to hope," she aid. range of dining option on campus People had high expectation for increase co t for endors and the tangible re ults ... but this i a good In titute itself. Aramark pends a starting step." great deal of time and energy try- Mansinghka hoped for better ing to provide many food options," clarification on community dining. which i an expen ive endeavor, 'I wish the tatement regarding the Kolenbrander aid. He suggested lack of an understanding of commu- that T might need "a contraction nity had been stronger, ' Mansingh- in the range of ervices something ka aid. He al 0 aid the packet like a Lobdell can provide." needed more specific examples of IT al 0 pent more than 1 dining experiment . million on per onal cooking last Kolenbrander said that when year. The e expen e include Director of Campus Dining Richard kitchen renovation and utility D. Berlin III '[came] out with five costs. plans, [people expected] the Campus Data for the food trucks were not Dining Board to come up with a included in the information packet sixth plan that you could line up because they were not available to point by point." Instead, the board the board. chose to "redefine the vision of what However, Kolenbrander aid the dining at MIT is," Kolenbrander food trucks "stand as a powerful said. example of the benefit of many vendors, strong competition, and amark contract expires soon clear accountability paths." Aramark currently holds two contracts for campus dining service, tudent reactions mixed covering all the prepared food on Undergraduate so cratron campus, but the contract expires at Committee on Student Life co-chair the end of this academic year. Parul Deora '04 said the main con- "The odds of Aramark or any cerns she had heard from students other company controlling that were "the possible threat to existing much of MIT dining [in the future] communitie , the mandatory plan, are very small," Kolenbrander said. and the quality of service." He said MIT would have to "All three of those concerns come up with a new system incor- were addre sed [by the board], with porating more accountability for the support of personal cooking and vendors, but "it has to be attractive the stand that mandatory is not to the vendor, too." acceptable," she said. "I think we will get some strong The packet also emphasized the bids" from other vendors, Kolen- lack of a strong definition of "com- brander said. munity" with regards to dining. Farver said students could expect "There is no shared understand- to see significant changes to campus ing of community ... but it has been dining as early as fall of 2002. used to justify significant changes" The board plans to gather feed- at MIT, Kolenbrander said. back from the community during Vikash K. Mansinghka '04, who the Independent Activities Period, started a petition against the pro- Farver said. posed mandatory meal plan earlier The packet can be found at this term, was pleased with the .

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Professor CHRISTI E ORTIZ DMSE-MIT (http://web .mit.edu/ cortiz/www /) Page 1 Deutch Doubts U.S. Anti-Terrorism Plan Deutch, from Page 1 ha e a moti tion that fo use on defen e her a th Federal Interested in Japanese culture? per on repre enting a go ernment in Bureau of In tigation focu e on order to rna e politi al gain , judicial pro edure. He aid that Want to spend next summer l.n Japan Deutch said. the e department mu t ha e orne America i no dealing with cat- over eeing power to unify their for free? a trophic terrori m, he aid, where re pecti e effort, but he added that the attack are again t perpetrated 'we re not well equipped to do it." again t a ociety via weapon of hile noting that the Office of rna de truction. These attac are Homeland ecurity had been creat- The Kawamura Visiting Fellowship Program might be for you. Each carried out by international organi- ed for thi p cific purpose Deutch year students from MIT and Harvard are given the opportunity for zation who have a new array of explained that money i needed to a five-week, all expenses-paid summer visit to Japan to learn ways to disrupt 0 iety. upport thi new department. Right about Japanese culture. Features of the Program include: Howe er, Deutch aid that the now, the Office of Homeland ecu- combination of analytical effort , rity i unlikely to make a large dif- human agent and technical tool ference Deutch aid, ince there is ~. Meetings with government representatives and staff in "can be quite powerful." E en if all no budget authority and thus no the Program's partner companies: Kawamura Electric, of the e methods are practiced, taff. howe er thi 'will not give us 100 Deutch said that another big Ando Cloisonne, and CoTech International percent protection. problem is that there is no intellec- ~. Travel to Tokyo, Kyoto, and other areas of Japan tual background or precedence for Deutch outline goal for T such an organization. As a re ult, ~ Opportunity to live with a Japanese family fter di cu ing what America not only does the Office of Home- mu t do to combat terrorism, land ecurity not have the mean to Open to undergraduates and graduate students (preference given to Deutch gave MIT four goal to unify the variou intelligence and juniors and seniors,' and to students who have not been to Japan) focus on. The fir t three were law enforcement branche , but also Proficiency in Japanese not required specifically addre sed to MIT' sci- the office has no clear goal. ence departments, calling for greater Deutch al 0 addressed the rela- study of biological technology, tively new anti-terrorism bill, also Come to the a amura Information Presentation on development of better protection for known as the Patriots Act. Outlining information infrastructure, and certain components such as the abil- Wednesday, November 28, 4:30 p.m. developing aviation security. ity to get foreign student and facu1ty The fourth goal, which Deutch information more easily and the Room 4-231 called the most important, involved ability to get businesses to hand revitalizing efforts on studying for- over databases to the government eign countrie . Deutch aid that for tracing terrorist activity, Deutch Unable to attend? MIT has a great ability to contribute declared that such powerful tools Contact Dean Andy Eisenmann [email protected], 3-8444 or to all four national interests. are going to be misused and exploit- Eric Thorsen [email protected] 3-7364 ed. However he made it clear that or visit the CoTech website: www.cotech.co.jp Security agencies must cooperate such powers were now required, Deutch explained that combating saying that America "must fight terror characterizes how our govern- [terrorism] in every way possible." ment should work. However, he said that the U.S. government is not U.S. must focus on roots ofterror organized for this at all. In order to combat terrorism, Deutch proposed a series of Deutch said, the U.S. government ways to make America more effec- has a responsibility to understand tive at combating terrorism, starting the dynamics that drive other com- by integrating the intelligence agen- munities and groups. He said that cies. Deutch explained that the CIA, the massive poverty and frustration the ational Security Agency and festering in many nations around the the Defense Intelligence Agency world must be understood. How Do HAVE You Measure the Growth A NICE of A Child? DAY! ;'

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AARO D. MiHALIK-THE TECH Helana Kadyszewski '03 goes up for a layup during the MIT swimmers and divers defeated Wellesley last Tuesday, 189-11.0. Women's Basketball game against Regis College on Tuesday. MIT defeated The Pride, 70-36.

Ureo I G HOME EVENTS Tue day, ovember 27 Women Basketball . Anna ria College, 6:00 p.m. Women' Ice Hockey v . Southern aine 7:30 p.m, en's Ba ketball v . Framingham tate :00 p.m.

bur day ovember 29 en' Ice Hockey v . Bryant College, 7:00 p.m.

rtda ember 30 en's Basketball . RPI. 7:00 p.m. omen' Ice Hockey s. alve Regina, 7:30 p.m.

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