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THE PRESIDENT EDUCATinS ATO TRATBTWr, Thls was one of the aost in^xjrtaat pollcy stateoents of the conference concentrating on the INCLUDING need for BUS to canpaign for nlnlioun standards of training to be avallable for ali students froa YTS up to Phds. In addltlon to thls the need for CONFERENCE REPORT adequate flnanclal support (not loans) was stressed as one of the nost laportant factors In PART 2 guarenteelng access to educatlon and trlanlng. The proposai by the governaent to set up City Colleges of Technology (C.T.C.s) for 16-19 year Its good to be back at (realatlvely) sunny Surrey olds educatlon was condemned as an attack on the after suf f ering the eleaients up In the arctlc princlple of comprehensive educatlon and a nove wasteland of Blackpool. l'n cirtainly glad its the away from the denocratic control of eduactlon by end of term, it should give ae a chance to get Locai Authorltles towards control by Industriai som of the vrork done that was held up by my jaunt enterprlses. up north. Anyway down to bulsness with the second halfof the conference report.. • • •n the acre general Issues affecting hlgher educatlon, support was glven to proposals whlch CHILOCARE guarenteed access for sature students (agaln with
The debate on provlslon of childcare passed Mlthout too nuch controversy. Hotions stressing the need for colieges to provide childcare CONTENTS facilitles and condennlng the UGC for not allowing PAGE its funds to be used for thls purpose were ali Letters 6 The president 1.2,3, passed without nuch oppositlon and of course with Recipe corner T AecoBBodatiooi 5 our support. T.V. Guide 10 Ents 7 Crew bit 9 Personals 9 PRINTED BY UNIVERSHT OF SURREY STUDENTS* UNION íor the future is that the total domination of CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 party political organisations at HUS conference is adequate funding as a priority and coadenning the moving it continually away from the issues that proposai to base access to tlie oature students' effect ordinary students. lUS confernce is the eleaent dépendent on prevlous earnings) as was biggest meeting of its type in the ÜK and the only policy recognlslng the rights and probìeos oí one of anywhere near i ts si ze to aeet twice a students on sandwich courses (like usi). year. Vith Conference costing Í1/4 million a year it is a drain on the national union that is alnost literaîly straining its resources to the piont where it is almost ail talk! To this end HUS needs urgent reform of its structures and I would The main issue at stake in the debate on racism recommend that future délégations fron Surrey give was that of 'no olatform' for declared racist and this a high priority in the list of things that we fascist speakers and organisations. This policy is spend ail this money to discuss. in direct contravention of the provisions in the Education act vriiich places on the Oniversity authorities the responsibility of upholding How down to the nore normal stuff freedoD of speach on cantuses. This policy of was upheld by confernence and the Î0S and college SEiAIl authorities look set for a collision course when the bill becoaes law in Septesber- Senate met on Tuesday and like everything else this term was dominated by the Issues connected A further contoversial proposai (which we voted with the Universities planning excercise. against> was the cal 1 for the aboi ition of all imigration controls on the grounds that they are The latest problem to be fed into the process is inherently racist in nature. Despite our the pay award recently granted to university opposition this was passed. In ny opinion this academic staff. Of this awrd 30% will receive no will be a policy which will cause FUS a great deal support frou the UOC. this will further compound of eabarrasaent. the university's financial position and has led to real worries that Surrey will be virtually In addition to this, conférence also passed policy bankrupt by 1990. In the neantizoe the University's in support of autonosous black organisation At the Club Caœnittee thls Vednesday I Kill bave Hopefully thlngs will now nove quickly enough for tabied the document outllning the strategy for the these new residences to be available for the start union's trading and entertalnaent services Into of the 198Ô session. Dníortunately though thls is the 1990s and a complete restructurlng of the bound to lead to more noisy building- work in the union' s management. Thls docustent Is proposlng Stag Hill Area. Wide ranging changes that will completely revise the appearance and runnlng of the Union. If you RUGBY Cl^yg would llke a copy please come and see se and watch out for détails of further discussions on thls document. As will know If you have read the letters in Bare Facts this week, or indeed if you were around on campus on Saturday night there were .several Snr.TFTTSS RfìOM disturbances caused on campus this weekend by people associated wlth the Itugby club dlnner. Cars As mentloned at the GM, because of the fact that were moved, property destroyed, securlty staff we have to make ready for the dlsruptlon of our intlmidated and assulted as were nuoerous other offices by the building wori. we will be clearing members of the University causlng conplalnts fron the societies roon over the vacation. Its present everyone,students, staff Trade Unions and contents will be transfeíred to the gallery. but securlty. As you can see from the letter by the anything that isn't labled will be dlsposed of chalrperson of the rugby club this behavlour is -you have been warned. not condoned ñor Is it typical of the membershlp of the club. In causlng these disturbances the FRE5 DISCO people concerned will in no way be allowed to hide behlnd the name of the Students' Union or the In azDongst your fancy dress do reœnber, as rugby club and disclplinary action will be taken always, to bring you club cards. This tine agalnst those people involved as individuale. In Industrial years who bave wrltten in will be this respect the Union and the rugby club will be guarenteed access to the disco until lOpm, so If co-operating to see that thls Is done. some one Justps the queue in front of you reoember that they've probably come a lot further that you FI SALLY and taken a lot more trouble to attend the event than if they lived locally! I Will be away (on holiday -my first three days of the year!) from Friday untll Thursday of ne*t week. Folloeing a meeting with the University Secretary this week It appears that the new residences we Enjoy Easter and good luck with your révision... have been cali lag for this term will be going ahead as soon as possible. Thls Is due to the fact ïo recipe this week as l've wrltten far too such that £2,3 million can be nade available through al ready and everyone else appears to be on that bórrowiag on the residences account, although this bandwagon alreadyt....see you next tern. lay require a £1.50 pw increase in campus rents. It aleo appears that if these residences are to Jeff Nsist). contaln any enhanced facilitles ained at PGA. UVE ENTS. DISCO EQUINOX FRIDAYICTAPR. ARTY TICKETS £250 LOWER BAR VICE PRFSinFWT COMMUNITY ACTION ACCOMMODATION Alrlght laaaaaaas, During the first week of tern the«ere two wetlngs arruiged to gire 70U Inforaatlon concerniog With the end of tera approaching, tbe partles that vere tenancies off site. organised during tbe tera for tbe Yomens club and for tbe The InfonutlOD glven at tbese aeetiogs Is very old people Involved in the visltlng scheme have been and Inportaut and vili nake life • lot easler for you. gone.. The old peoples party «as accordlng to reports SoBebody from the Borough Councll wlll be attendlng successful vltb everybody having a good time, the only to glve the A-Z of hov to fili in a Houslng Benefit bltch being tbe moving of tbe furniture back aftervard's. fora. Tbe meeting «111 take place on Wedoesday 29th of Next term, there vili be a ne« foraat for Monday Aprii In LTh G at 2pa and repeated agaln at 4pB. eetings. The icusslon «111 be on subjects Involvlng I sIKtngly advlse ali first years to attend C.A. Tbe first meeting next concerna the mentally handlcapped and peoples reactolns tovards tbem. As al- imUGS vays anyone is welcome. The Kaval Drug squad «111 be cmlng to the University Ne« project leaders are desperately needed as the on Hay ISth nezt tera. Last year tfals event proved change-over tlae should be now. The old peoples to be very popular and Inforaatlve. Look cut for visltlng scheme has a new project leader as has the the place and tiae next tera. kids project. Ae of yet , none of the other pos- Itlons bave been fllled. If they have would the old GUIISS project leaders please let ne knov soon. We need flve students to do a short tour on the Have a good Easter. 30th and Slst of March and also the Ist Aprii, if you can help out for SOalns please coae and HYWEL.. see ae GAT SOC Although there Is soae doubt concemlng tbe valldlty KA6 COLUMN of last veeks letter concemlng the freedoa of expresslon of our ovn sexuallty, the Issues It Dear Raggers, ralsed are very valld. This term vas a fairly inactlve one for Wben I first arrlved at this Unlveràlty ve had a RAG events, but I hope to make the summer one active flourlshlng Gay Soc and people dld not feel they and lively one. Sventa being discussed at the moaent bad to hlde their sexual tendencles froa the rest are, 2 RAG Raids (Brighton fc Sheffield), Summee Revue, of the student populstlon. The Union's policy for Cbristmas Dlsco(?) and Drink a Pub Dry. Any one vho has the foraatlon of Gay Soc is that it is a constltuted any Ideas (silly or not) for RAG to do vould they please club and society «hether or not there are ten let me knov via the p/h. Interested aeabers. The main charity has been chosen for next At the beginning of tfals year there «ere several years RAG and it's Save The Children Fund. The smaller people «ho «ere Interested In Jolnlng tbe Gay Soc charlties are stili to be decided so anyone «ith but as far as I kne« It dld not exlst anyaore. charlties they support would like to let me knov and Gay and Lesblan Liberation Is an issue at the «e'il conslder them. forefrcmt of the student aoveaent at tbls time. l'd like to tbenk ali the people vho've been If anyone Is Interested In becoalng Involved «Itfa Involved in RAG over the last term: Nlck C., Nick P., this llberatlon aoveaent tfaen please get In touch Corln, Glenn, Ruth, Mark, Martin, Miss Wiplasb Cheers CREDITS Last veek at Xastilt! IlILast BF l'il bave to do for a monthl11 !HHoorayyl!lOnly 4 veeks to some exams!!!!! WANM^ JOBÌÌÌ Boooooo ni! Ah, veli never aind, on vith the lovely,lovely( (e) Neil Klnnock) eredita. Flrstly, last veeks stuffers, lots of The followlng union posts are currently vacant. If you 'ea, aaazing. So, thanks to:Dogbreatfa(?),Adii,John,Steve «ould like to take a blgger interest In the affairs Jez,Dave the Artist,Anne,Gnoae,Sally,Heèen,Tina or of the union, you should see Caroline for a nomination Christine?,Hlck,Mole 1/13,Peter,March Alehsandrovich fora or see any Union officiai. Ostrovlch(I thlnk?). Sugar Puff,Ed,Julia,Alvln.ae and Tbe Union Treasurer Dimblè. ALso thanks to Steve for developlng the f^otos Deputy treasurer last veek.And flnally on the stuffing side :farty Tbe Cbairperson nolses to ali those «ho dldn't do any!!!And any Deputy Chalrperson societies «ho «ant to volunteer, come on do«nMttI The Nus Secratary No« on to todays creda.,not a lot of people bere Tbe Industriai Year Officer Inforaatlon Officer Just R*b,Be,DlBbl« .Andy,Simon,Siaon's friend,Klnk,Paill and anyone else «ho carne In aftervards. Bare Facts editor (probably very soon) So, a big fare«ell to you ali for 4 veeks. Can you Engineering Faculty Officer survive vithout us ve aak? YESSS cornea back the resound OH Reps to Educatlon CMusittee -Ing ansverll GM Reps to Welfare coanittee GM Reps to Ents coaalttee "Lay up those pages " sez Dimble. Voaens Officer "vili It flt", sez I Rag Hag Editor "Course It veli" ee sez And vhat happens, I get this space at the bottoa. Everyone else «111 be reslgnlng fairly soon, so keep So, vhat do I do - your eyes open for other interesting high pald (sic) posts. I filis it dcm't I!!n ACCOMMODATION Th* alUc4tiea pel ley for tb< Aetdmle Yiar Oetebar 19S7-<8 fax sew b*M ipprovcd by Che Studant AeccvodctUD Coaaitt«*. lb* follovin« «tadmi •T* «liclblc'eo apply iox a pUc* la Unlvtralty Aceeavdatloa but thi* applieatloB Joe* a9t (oarantce a plaet. Welcome back fellov tipstersTIP, S Appllcatien can ba aada by ttudaati who vili ba: 1* SaeoBd Taar 'overieai' Dodariraduata», l.t. ebeaa payini fall ovaraaat I would like to start by reminding fa at. everyone, especlaly PC's and those final year UG's that will be here, that the PGA "Spring Equinox 2 Saeond Taar L 4 IS undartradoatat who ara se tba Ruaalas Coana aad vlw Party" is being held on Friday XO April (during the vili ba avay frea ttareb 1987. Easter Hols). A JAZZ BAND sodOISCO along wltb FOOD 3 Second Taar nitie undartraduataa. will be provided. Tickets are available from the trading desk and stall in the Union at lunchtime. i Saeond Taar andaritaduataa who ara Court Ceaittaa Qffieara. 5 flaesDd Taar Danea Studiaa uDdartraduataa. 6 Third Taar I. t 18 oadargraduataa. On the Wednesday 8 April the PGA is holding its ANNUAL SPORTS DAT. Everyone is welcoDe 7* Third and Fisal Taat undargraduataa. and if you wish to enter a team contact the SPORTS 8* Fnrtb aad Ploal Taar undartraduata*. OFFICER, Simon Lyton. The events tobe held include, 9 Third Taar K.Coc uadartraduataa. 1. Indoor Football 10* 'Orartaai' peatfraduata atadaata U tba Sacead »r Third Taar. 2. Indoor Hockey 11 Saeend Taar poitgraduata atudaata in Kadieal Pbyaiea or Clialcal 3. Volleyball •locbMiitry. 4. Tug of war other events such as table tennis, dartsand the Plaai* aaa leparata iafonaatioa abaac cooearaisi Saaaioaal Kaaidaoca. tiddly wink high Jusqi wlllalso be Included. Plaai* nota that aIIoeati«na vili ba aada threu$bOBt all Coarta of Ratidtnea on tha aaio Uaivaraity Caapua aad will loelada aeeoMWdation Senate sat on the 24 March and a few at Batel Fara. points relavent to PG's were raised. Senate agreed Application Forat ara now available for eollaetloa froa tha that for the 87/88 academic year all 1st year research AecoModatien Office. Tha coapleted foru awat ba tatamad to tha PG's,all overseas PG's and some taught HSc PG's will AccoBKdetioD Office before the laat day of tera - Fridar 27 Hareh get University Accomodation. It was'Stressed that 1987. some perspective PG's did not accept places offered A liaited nuaber of taUi will be given by the Aecoa^atloo Office because there was no guarantee of University Staff concerning looking for off-aita accoaaodation. Plaaaa vateb accomodation and that offsite accomodation was too 'Bare Facta' and your notice board for detalla of tiae aad placa. expenslve.lt was also decided that the University should make a bigger effort In trying to attract more PG's to Surrey University,bearing in mind that more accomodation would have to be provided. Senate MORE ON Prof WHITF agreed that Research Officers registered for a part- Last week I wrote an article tactfully titled time PhD should be allowed to submit their Thesis "BRAIN SWAP TALK AT SURREY" (by the Ed team).! would for examination In 3 years and not 4 years as present. first like to'correct this articles inaccurracies. The financial status of the University was also a)Prof.White did not swap the heads of two chimps, discussed, not very pleasant in the short to medium but used the blood supply of one chimp to supply ano- term. See Jef's column for more detail or contact me. ther chimps isolated brain. b)The brain is used not only for the growth of The recipe today Is with the mood of the brain cells from foetuses (?) but for the growth of Easter hol's, EGGS. In particular,Fried egg sarnies. cells from Just about anywhere in the body due to the Take two slices of bread and butter. Fry your egg brain being what has become known as in "Immunologically in a little oil, till the egg white (albumin) goes privileged" site.This has Implications for the prod- hard and the yolk is still soft.Place the egg between uction of those hormones used in work such as cancer re- the two slices of bread and squash GENTLY, then eat. search vhich could now be produced in isolated brain Be carefull of the yellow stuff, it ouzes out all factories. over the place. Bon appetite! c)nie two headed alsatlons were the work of a Russian scientist ia 1905. As this is the last Bare Facts this term, d)Bavlng spoken to concerned members of staff,ad- untill the next term, clao. missions have been made about a certain amount of sec recy,due to fears of "trouble" from the ALF aad others. e)Prof.White did in fact speak at the VOL dept. of PGA PRESIDENT Physiology despite the denial of this made over the phone to our representatives and the UCL sabbatical officers. PS. I would like to thank the Mens Hockey 3rd Team f)Jeff Nash,apparently did not inform the ALF. for winning their Ist hockey match in 18 months, O.K.,having got that out of the way yepeeee I obtained an Invite for a talk given by Prof White at the Royal Postgraduate Medical School where all were - Wordtrackyjuicynobblenipplytoolthingy welccme to attend and there were no accompanying see- urity arr^gements (and no trouble-antfAls in Hammersmith Yes, once again the wònders of modem printing not Guildford). ^ bring you yet another wordtracky-thingywotsit. Prof.White came across as a knowledgeable and So all you literary genlusesis out there, get your humane person with quite a dry sense of humour and not the mad sadistic scientist type that I had been led to expect by members of the Psychology dept. who were pre- V w £ sent at the talk given here. 20 words liar A Anyone interested in finding out about this some- 0 words Sane M what tedious subject drop a note for Andy In" UPB A and O 5 c 1 I'll get you the relevant papers. Try to find the hidden 12 letter word for a night with a jar of vaseline Sir, In the early hours of Sunday 22nd March, three current dstudents and one foraer student of the University appeared unlnvited on a floor level in Battersea court. When asked to leave by soae of tbe residente of that floor, a dlsturbance folloved during which tvo residente vere assaulted, one receiving facial cuta, tbe other having clothing torn Other residente «ere distressed at the aggressive, ItiBidatlng behaviour of the intruderà. The 4 intrudere bad been attendlng a function of the university rugby club. Tbe fact that they vere assoclated «ith the rugby club vas proclaimed during tbe diaturbance, as if, in some nanner, explalning or Justifying their behaviour. To the majority of rugby club members vho vould find sucb unprovoked violence agalnst fellow students deplor- able, it must be a cause of concern that tbe "Rugby Club" is perceived to be responsible for sucb incidente and that sucb a large and vital sporting club should be held in contempi by many of the student body. Surely tbe officerà and aeabers of tbe Last week, Bare Facts recleved a letter subaltted club should dissociate thenselves unequivocally (or so we thougbt) by Kark Sblpway. ünfortunately tbis froB this aggressive behaviour and expel those ' was not the case, as we found ogt after ìHJbllcation. involved from the club, (or if they are or becoae I would like to take this ooportunity to apologise fomer students, from attendlng club functlons in to Mark on behalf of the BF editorial board, and hope the future) for brlnging the club into disrepute. the person responsible will also apologise. In future ali letters to Bare Facts must be Yours, accoapanied by the sender's LIBRARY r.Aì?s niTMByg or the Jeff Keer, letter will BOT be printed! Warden, Battersae Court. M. Stockbridge. Dear Editor, Dear Editor, Ittls «ith great sadness that I «rite this On Friday evening I witnessed a sickening letter vith regard to the incidente on University campus sight in euch bad taste that I feit obliged to write. last Saturday night. I «111 start by saying that I am Six Ben including senbers of the Conservative Society, personally dlsgusted and very u{>set by tbe vandalism and one girl, dressed in Masi uniforme marched into the the bodily assaults and the general bad taste of union and presented tbemselves at the bar. behavionr of a fev persons hiding under the banner of I have few iiocds for such people except to % the Rugby Club. I find It very hard to apologize in say that X suggest they visit the several fcelocaust their b«ätalf «ben I feel that they have no place in this museuM I saw last ^ar in Israel, study tbe film footagi club, but apologise I must, and do to protect the good and the pictures and reality of Nazism before they name of the Rugby Club and the majority of people «itbin «Bbark on future "Jolly evenings" of gutless behaviour. the club. D.Poster Five people have been reported to me for the Dear Editor, majority of tbe incidente on Saturday night out of a Is there anyone out there wbo could answer club dinner of over sixty people ( present players and for Boat Club's use of the union ainibuses at the old boys).Tbese flve people have «recked the clubs weekend? ¿ood Image, caused the damage Usted in the letters and Ve (USBÂSES) had one booked froa 3.30pm caused consideral^le annoyance to fello« Student. which was the time they were due to return. Apparently Ihe Club unequivocally dissociate themselves they knew this. At 4.30pa - one and a bali hours late - vlth this shaneful behaviour and have taken tbe follo«ln{ they bad still not returned. The house officer was kind immediate steps: enough to give us another minibus which enabled us to l.lbose members vho are still present at get to London Just as the show we were taking part in the university have been expelled from the was starting. Club fortbvltb. On mentioning this to people I got 2.The Club dinner «111 be stopped ( a dinner indifférence froa the Sports Office and "Oh no not the that has been «ith the club Alnce 1968) Boat Club * from everyone else. 3.All damage Is to be payed from those indiv- Isn't it time something was done. Minibuses iduáis and not the club. are very important and useful Union ammenity and so 4.Those membra concemed «111 be throvn off need to be properly controlied. tour and aoney «Itbeld for the damages Tours, almost pi*«ed off. caused. John Dash. Wltb specific references to these letters (Driver of ÜSBASES) subBltted to khe Edltor I vould like to reply. Flrstly to Jeff Eeer, I bope you vili understand the bopeless- Dear Editor, ness of the clubs' posltlon vhen such individuáis bidè In response to the letter in last veeks B.F. under the banner of the Rugby Club to cause aindless concemlng gay lib, I vould like to reassure people that damage. To the residente of Mole 1 I am sorry and vili this Union and the National Union of Students takes the make sure you are reimbursed fftlly. To Joe Kilroy, I issue of gay rights very serlously. One of the motions belleve you are taking action vith pólice against the on tbe top of the agenda at the NUS conference vas individual and all I can say is that the club vili try ccmcemed vith the rights of gay men and lesblans. The and contact tbe individua- to pay for the full damages conference unanimously supported a caq)algn for the you have llsted. equallty of homosexuals and heterosexuals in la« and to May I end this letter by sayftng that as have an NUS conference for lesblans and gay men. This Chairaan I have vorked ali year vith a committee vho bave Union does hold current policy on gay lib. but if any- dedlcated hasd vork and considerable time to the running body vould like to update this, or find out exactly of this club and I aa sad to see such hard vork left in «hat «as passed at conference please contact ne or any tatters by a fev people I can describe only as ex-memberc other aembers of the délégation. Also, this Union does have provislMt for a gay society, but it seems to bave fallen Into dlsrepalr through lack of interest. If you David Foster vould like this society to refora, please contact ae or Rugby Club Chatraan Heatber Taylor. Slaon Cash. JUdlMdLE'S CURUm Enough of these girly recipes fron Jeff or Paul. This one Is for a well Industrial Ingredients: 1 Lb of Curry powder (extra hot) 1 tin of tomatoes Tomato Puree 1 Lb Meat (Chicken works well) Vegetable oil Bread Additional spices i.e. Cuain powier, Chilli powder, cayenne pepper etc Butter A squirt of lemon Juice A slice of lemon A paper umbrella (obtainable from the bar) First fry most of the curry powder and the other spices In the oil with a squirt of lemon Juice. Try not to use too nuch oil, the result should be more of a paste, lOT a solution! Fancy Dress Free Disco.. Add the tomatoes and a squirt of the puree and reheat The end of tern Free Disco is tbls Thursday 26th March and to make it a little more interesting than usual Cut up the meat and fry in a frying pan, sprinkling it's going to be in Fancy Bress ...your marvellous curry powder over it as It frys. when this Is done add costumes/outfits can be based on any theme and to give the neat to the sauce you prepared earlier and simmer you an incentive these will be prizes for the most for about one hour. original or amusing costumes. The No-Wave Society bave the Lower Bar so if you fancy something more alternative you can bop downstairs Instead.... 9ext, the toast: C»et the bread and a toaster. Bext stick the bread in The bar extension will be 12.45am and the usual fire the toaster, and allow it tc become toasted to a limit will be in operation so get there early satisfactory degree (a light crispy, golden brown, not If the fire alarm goes off please proceed to the nearest black). Kemove the toast, and spread butter as fire exit..there will be stewards in those popular required. green bibs 4>o direct you so please assist them. Finally, chuck the curry onto the toast, stick it on a Finally enjoy the disco and have a lovely Easter. plate, and serve with a slice of lenon and a little Helen paper umbrella. Don't forget to have 10 gallons of xxxxxxxx lager handy. PS The Blackpool conference was very illuminatingl!! 11 ! (BF note: not only does she expect us to type her col. If you try this then please send in a report at the but also puts crt*py Jokes on the bottom....crazy!!) beginning of next ter». « • • Dimble & Jez TRENDY THINGS TO SAY AT THEM ON THE STREETS" SWSS (Socialist Workers Students Society) phrase. I an a little doubtful If this NÜS CONFERENCE is the wa^ In which Surrey students would like to combat the Governments "ADTONOMOUSLY" policies on education. Most overworked word used at conference "FOLLOW IHE EXAMPLE OF OUR FRENCH but very trendy and usually greeted with COMRADES" rapturous applause. See " FIOTT THEM ON THE STREETS". "TOKENISTIC" Second most trendy and overused word. Usually applied to the National Executive for putting forward policies which do not advocate revolution or mass social imrest. UNTRENDY THINGS TO SAY "WAITING FOR KINNCXJK" Also applied to the National Executive when AT NUS CONFERENCE not carrying out above policy. "I WOULD LIKE TO HOVE STANDING ORDER "I AM A CONSERVATIVE" 405c TO SUSPEND STANDING ORDERS SO THAT Oh Dear!\ not such a good idea, greeted wltb loud boos and hisses and usually I CAN MAKE A SHORT STATMENT " followed by more very untrendy things to Yawn \! this was nearly as overworked say. as above. This means that this person wants to Interupt conference and waste "I SUPPORT STUDENT LOANS" its tine, to give statements on such urgent Enough said. topics as the boll on their right bum "MAN" cheek.'! This is a NO no:: use the word person. "I AM YOUR NOLS CANDIDATE AT THIS ELECTICW" (National Union of Labour Students) This usually means that this person will be The interesting facta(t) were piroduced. and typed by your elected. As one delegate pointed out "A friendly NUS delegate Sim Colours nominations and Budgetsi These must be in by ODEON. SKOH ROAD the end of this term. Screen 1 - 'JHE GOLOUa OF MOMIgf - Flash, stylish, but not superficial sequel to the great "Ihe Hustler' with Sport and Leisures All articles to Sally Edie or myself Paul Newman playing 'Fast' Eddie again, only ^is time a.s.a.p. he's teaching cocky Tbm (Jruise the secrets of pool excellence. Hifiiily rated film from Martin Scorsese, Sports Hall Openlng hours» In the holidays, the Sporte director of After Hours, T^i Driver, Mean St3»ets etc. Ball will be open from 9.00 a.m. - 10.00 p.m. It will Times - Sun 4.35 7.15 ^eek 2.15 (5.00) 8.00 be closed frosi the 16th - 22nd April inclusive. Screen 2 - CROGODILB DUNDEE - Mho? Times - Sun ^Jeek 2.25 (5.15) 8.10 Aerobica 8 Lunchtimes? Next week: Tue. 3lBt, Thür. 2nd, Frl. 3rd. Screen 3 - THE NAHE OF 'iHE ROSS - Sean Conneiy in a Folioving week: Tue. 7th, Thür. 9th. horribly authentic looking adaptation of Ifaberto Eco's best selling monastic nystery. Not as good as the book then, starting again next term. but interesting in it's own ri^it. Lacks a certain spaile. Eveningsi Wed. 5.IS p.m. Sports Hall Times - Sun ^i-.lO 7.00 rfeek 2.05 (4.50) 7.^5 throughout holiday. (Note the closure period) OANKON. JOODBRIPgE ROAD Cannoni - QilLDRSH OF A LESSBR GOD - Ihe excellent William Hurt In a nim adaptatlon of the stage play. It doesn't quite have the forcefulness of the play, but this story of a teacher and his deaf pupil is stili worth seeing, and may clinch a couple of Oscars. fjcxpW fe^iE^ Times - Sun ^+.15 7.00 vieek 2.00 kA5 7M Cannon 2 - SCANNERS plus SHIVERS - Cashing in on Tt-a Fly's critical and box office success, this is a double bill of a couple of Cronenberg's earlier films, mi rOR SALE & WUNTEP of interesting ideas but amateurish nonetheless. Scann- ers is the story of people who can make your head ex- Por Sale; Garrard Record Deck, new cartridge. £20 plode just by thinking about it, and Shivers is a very Contact Danny Green via Stage Crew silly film about a parasite that crawls in and out of WàMt^d : Coiq;>le to share house, 2Smlns walk from univers- people's orifices. ïhe Fly is miles better. Buzz Buzz. -ity. £90pm. Non-smokers only, avaliable from Times Sun - Scanners 4.00 7.50 Shivers 6.00 25th Aprii. Contact Andy on Ext 2591 or Week - Scanners 4.25 8.20 Shivers 2.30 6.25 Gulldford 65745 Till next term Pete 'n* Rtil. 1 Gray & blue^sea. Green'^lose your inflight meal Brown- oh no pooed my pants A CRITICAL ANALYSIS 2 appears must be a misprint. It should be dissappe -ars (BF typists!!) (BF-watcb It pal!) 3 no lieyou'vè heard, we're not dreaming! QF LAST WEEKS HEAVY POEM 4 Youre hardly going to crash into a cloud are you ( what do these atty farty types take us for!) 1- A bit bli*dy late perhaps-should be 2nd verse! Here, in his own words (he even w»ote itl> are th*. 2 A reH*natcion of the crash for these passengers thou^ts of one, 1st year engineering student of this 3 t and the co-pilot who misled it the first timet fair uàiverslty on last weeks HEAVY poem (go search for your copy to iully appreciate this piece of evmp I would like to say finally that although the above precis) comments may be slightly frivoloxis the poem was well Line lleanlng(!) reoieved. 1 In a plane crashing towards the sea (wowt) 2 fhe wtite is the surf breaking over the planes Well there you go folks and you thought all engineers were wings. stupid, and here's your proof. Another BF Scoop!I 3 Chatter is the pilots teeth as he speaks onfte interccM .as the sea is coldI Drone is the engines Bare Facts now give you the opportunity to send flooding woth water (learnt that in lectures last in your aazing poetical scribblings. So, you week) budding poets out there go away, scribble, come 4 In these situations you either watch your life back, pop them in the BF Box and see your work in go by or crap your pants print. PERS0HAL5 NOTICES * For Sale Contact Lenses £80 never been used. Selling * Cblneae Soc. Thanks to Chem-Eng Dept. for a very 'cos I get ptifed off with being able to see all the c
Ô.SOaa Cathsoc Mass - Quiet Centre Maybe now It's time I ended, Just in case I have offended SUBDAY 5th APR71. Anyones artistic taste, And let this paper go to waste. 11.15aa Cathsoc Mass - Quiet Centre So goodbye from the first year crew, SUHDAY i^th iPPfr, Who write poems much better than you But if you think I'm a lousy poet, 11.ISaa Cathsoc Mass - Quiet Centre Feel free to screw this up and throw it. SUSDAY APpTi, 11.15am Cathsoc Mass - Quiet (^ntre yours poetically Jez the poet 10 TUESDAY BORIS VAdi'S 19.30 BBCl FILM: The Time Machine - Film version of H.G.Wells' immortal tale. Very good Indeed. 21.00 BBC2 Fawlty Towers - Absolulety ecellently well ^ICK ^ casual comedy from sunny Devon. Basil, as the long-legged John Cleese, is brilliantly VV:ONDERFUL funny, as is Manuel, who plays a spaniah ".Nr ' waiter. 21.30 BBC2 Moonlighting - Gotta put this in. 8ATÜHDAY 2Sth MARCH — TV GUIDE 2äv30'C4 FIUI: The Blues Brothers - I like this. It's 11.50 BBCl diversity Boat Race - Difficult to say who'7 good, and everybody should watch it then?' going to win, but as Dimble pointed out, we'd all know what is going on...I think. V Oxford aad Cambridge are the obvious favourites. Wonder if they'll sink... WEDKESDAY ^ 14.30 ITV FIUI: Gremlins - One of a number of good 19.30 BBCl Camberwick Green - Another viclt to Jolly films specially chosen for your delectation. old Trumptonshire. Nice } The food mixer scene, where one of the 21.00 BBC2 Tbe Goodies little creatures accldently falls la and is 22.30 C4 The Rocky Horror Picture Show - "Excellent, nicely liquidised, is especially tMteful. ace, fabbo, brilliant, tbe accolades never 22.00 ITV FILM: Alien - or A L I B N , stop pouring on this thing. Great! If as it is otherwise known. Ends with a you've never seen it before, then do so, g^eat scene with Sigourney Weaver fending well worth a look. off a Dirty Old Alien in her underwear. s- 33.30 C4 The Twilight Zone - Two episodes from tbls THURSDAY vintage late-night.series. Excellent stuff! 17.05 BBCl Blue Peter - New girl Caron goeb off to the dirty mac area of London to be a centre SUNDAY ^ page model for a day. See how aìfp gets on. 14.30 ITV FIIM: Pluet of the Apes - The original in today's programme... f f film from whence more films and a TV series 18.00 BBC2 Star.Trek - Captain James T. Kirk'and his were developed. Worth a look, especially M'••BO boldly go where no man\hae gone before^ .since it>. is the only programme here that's ' ' ••«tf'n^s week, they're on the planet Diffirt. * actually on next week. The odd one out, as ^ Spöck declares that there is no life on ""4* ' ¿it were-, the planet, whereupon Captain Kirk is 22.00 BBCl FILM: Sil.ent Running - Scl-fl weepie about •r molested by a strange plant-like being, ' a tree pJ.antatlon in tbe region of Saturn. which accidently gets beamed up by Scotty. --- The crew are told they are returning hc»e Captain K. cannot stand being away from ^ to Earth, a barren treeless place. All are the plant and even has to sleep wltb it, ' happy 'cept one, who together wltb the until Spöck beats it in a game of chess, three rpbots, Eughie, Dewey and Louie plots and ad everyone happily ever after. a plan to save the trees. Hopefully this 19.30 BBCl Top of the Pops - The charts are thrown wl will finish in time for away in favour of tbe much more progressive 23.30 C4 The Twilight Zone - Two more episodes from sounds of bands like Orville and bis -the classic Sci-fi series. K, ^ Friends and Pinky and Perky. Should be good, MONDAY 21 .po BBC2 Monty Python - And now for something 11.00 BBCl Breakfast Time - A muchly sensible time of completely different. Yellowing humour from tbe team. Most interesting. "day to put this on. Every day this week.«^ 22.30"ITV FÏLM: Psycho II - The only sequel ever to 19.00 BBCl Kiddies Half Hour - Half an hour of some of be anything near as good as the original. the best loved kiddies progs.... Including Magic Roundabout at ig.OOT FRIDAY Tbe Womb1es at 19.05, 19.30 BBCl Trumpton - Final part in the Trumptonsfaire The Clangers at 19.10, trilogy...well, sort of, anyway. Roobarb at 19.15, (well, I like it 21.00 BBC2 The Black Adder - Which is better, the first anyway.) series? Or the second? Or maybe the Tom and Jerry at 19.20. forthcoming third series will be better * 'still. Who knows? Every day tfals week. 19.30 BBCl Chigley - Continuing the theme... This week, Well, that's all for the TV Guide this term, now for IX'» coming to* you I.IVBII! tbe sneak preview promised.,.. 20.00 C4 Boris'Vade's Cookery Programme - Culinary Boris Vade's Secret Recipe - Fish t Chips expert Boris Vade shows you how to make mouth watering recipes with nothing more Frying tonitel! You will need: than 8 H£KE COf^S WORM. »"UL ASK HIM WHAt He THINKS 6Y OAVE COUCH ÖF i OeciO&O TO TREAT MysCLP TO A NKW MAT HEV, VMORM . Dû VOÜ V HKE MY NEW H>T ? 'StlKÚííi i i