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Germany, Italy and Japan don't declare wars—but they fight them. Why do they keep these wars "unofficial'"? And This Peace is a Cheat why are they fought? To get raw materials? Colonies? To relieve population pressure? John Gunther, famed corre­ by JOHN GUNTHER spondent, explodes these alibis and tells you the real reason for the wars of conquest waged by the "Have Not" nations. Author of "INSIDE EUROPE''

iw wou/duferm /efAm CLEAN CATFISH IN BED Dave saved up $1.10 to marry Patience, but all he got was trouble. A riotous short story, Lxive's Arm Is the Longest, by George Sessions Perry, author of Edgar and the Dank Morass.

I LIVE THREE LIVES-A debutante who married a rancher describes her strange three- cornered life. By Cornelia Dew. AND articles, stories, serials and cartoons. The Notre Dame Scholastic

Entered as second-class matter at Notre Dame, Indiana. Acceptance for mailinj; at special rate of postage. Section 1103, Oct. 3, 1917. Authorized June 25, 1918. Z188 Vol. 71 November 26, 1937 No. 9

EXECUTIVE BOARD OF CATHOLIC PRESS GROUP PRIEST TELLS PLIGHT HOLDS PRE-CONVENTION MEET AT N. D. OF MEXICAN CHURCH By Fred E. Sisk The members of the executive board of the Catholic Press association of One of the problems of persecution facing the Catholic Church is the cur­ the United States will hold their annual preconvention meeting at Notre Dame, rent one in Mexico. Considering this beginning Saturday, Nov. 27, and extending to Sunday, Nov. 28. The board problem. Rev. Michael de Sanctis, meets at Notre Dame this year in response to an invitation tendered by the Missionai-y Apostolic of the El Paso Very Rev. John F. O'Hara, C.S.C, .^ diocese, delivered a highly informa­ president of the University of Notre *** tive speech entitled, "The Church in Dame. Mexico," last Tuesday evening in Washington Hall. Father O'Hara will entertain the "The persecution in Mexico at members of the board at luncheon in present," Father de Sanctis began, the Faculty Dining hall, Saturday "does not appear to be a? cruel as afternoon. Later, board members will during the time of Pi-esident Calles. be the guests of Father O'Hara at However, in reality, it is more Satan­ the football game between Notre ic, because it goes to cut the sap of Dame and the University of Southern faith which the children receive from- California. the Church and through them the people of the next generation." Following the game, the executive "The Mexicans," the piiest contin­ board will begin deliberations. The ued, "defend themselves in their one board will be the guests of Father way, and if they can resist the pres­ O'Hara at dinner, and afterward will ent persecution, the faith of Mexico hold an evening session. Another will be presei-ved. In the big cities meeting will be called Sunday morn­ of Mexico where children are prohib­ ing and the final session will take ited from attending parochial schools, place Sunday afternoon. Father the sister's and priests go to the O'Hara has appointed a special com­ houses disguised as workmen to teach mittee, headed by Thomas L. Barry, and instruct the children in the prin­ director of publicity, to entertain the ciples of the Catholic religion." guests. "There were approximately 500 A preliminary meeting of the priests murdered by Calles, and we board was held at the Hotel Stevens may safely say that one-half of the PUBLICITY DIRECTOR BARRY others, who were cast into dungeons Chicago, this afternoon. The meet­ Host to Catholic Press ing was called by Vincent de Paul and unhealthy prisons were rendered Fitzpatrick, president of the Catholic useless in their ministiy. Then, we Press association, to sort out a great have to likewise consider that for deal of the important matters facing Ifalian Club Welcomes about twenty years there has been no the board at its pre-convention ses­ Freshmen Members seminai-y functioning in Mexico, and, sion. Chicago was choseft as the site therefore, we can undei"stand their for the preliminary meeting because need for priests." most of the board members will pass At a recent meeting of the Italian Father de Sanctis explained that through Chicago on their way to club, President William Di Bri- the purpose of his apostolic crusade Notre Dame. enza, a senior in the College of is to rescue the Church from perse- Science from Brooklyn, N. Y., wel­ tution in Mexico as Ireland was .';ave

FIRST ISSUE OF NOTRE DAME "LAWYER" OFF DRAMA CLUB PLANS PRESS TODAY; CAIN ARTICLE FEATURE FIRST PRESENTATION By R. J. Anton The second meeting of the newly John E. De Mots sank contentedly into the depths of his easy chair in the formed dramatic club, under the di­ comer of his room, 204 Walsh Hall, late this afternoon and exhaled a sigh of rection of Professor Thomas E. Mills, relief. The Notre Dame Latvyer was safely in the hands of its subscribers. was held Tuesday evening, in the au­ The Laivyer, a quarterly law review, has a circulation of 400. This list includes ditorium of the John F. Gushing Hall 125 student subscribers and exchang- , \ of Engineering. es with the various Law schools **' It is the hope and desire of Pro­ throughout the country. The remain­ fessor Mills to bring together the ing copies are utilized by former talent about the campus and create a Notre Dame Law students. more lively interest in dramatics. He The re\aew contains articles by the sincerely believes that there is a great students and the faculty of this and deal of dramatic talent here on the other schools. Besides these articles campus, and has expressed his desire the publication contains notes, recent to help any student who feels that he decisions, and book reviews. The stu­ is di-amatically inclined. It is the dent contributors to "Notes" are wish of Professor Mills to give the those representing the second year student experience in acting and also class while "Recent Decisions" and actual practice in managing and pre­ "Reviews" are written by iast year' senting stage productions. men. This policy of dividing the feat­ ures among the different classes is a General tryouts are to be held dur­ new innovation which has been insti­ ing the meetings in the near future. gated in an effort to give all law stu­ JOHN DE MOTS As announced last week in the dents an opportunitj'^ to contribute First "Laivyer" hits the street. Scholastic six or seven one-act plays to the periodical. will be presented during this semester with the first, "Moonshine," a drama In this issue there is an article by Prof. Campbell Speaks of the Kentucky hills, to be presented Judge William M. Cain of the Law shortly. School faculty, entitled "H. R. 4721. To Mission Crusaders Prohibiting Comment Upon the "Christianity is firmly rooted in Weight, Sufficiency, or Credibility of China now after many centuries of Mef Club Makes Plans the Evidence at the Trial of Cases tireless labor on the part of mission­ in the Federal Courts." Judge Cain aries," said Prof. T. Bowyer Camp­ With an unusually large number of was formerly on the bench of the bell in addressing the meeting of the first-year men in attendance, the supreme court of Nebraska. Notre Dame Unit of the Catholic members of the Met Club officially He answers, in this article, an Students' Mission Crusade recently in welcomed the freshmen from the met­ argument of a Kansas judge, in rela­ the auditorium of the Law Building. ropolitan area of New York into their tion to a legislative measure now Mr. Campbell, a member of the ranks at the annual Freshman smok­ before the Congress, to curb the pow­ Notre Dame faculty in the history er on Tuesday evening, Nov. 23, at ers of the federal judges. In regard department, believes that the work of 8:00 o'clock. The smoker was held in to this bill there has been a great the Catholic missionaries in the Far the north basement of the Library deal of recent comment. East will survive the struggle now and was in charge of President Ed going on between China and Japan. Condon. After introducing the fresh­ Clarence J. Ruddy, the editor-in- He said: men to the upperclassmen present, chief of the first Notre Dame Laivyer "There are today in China many President Condon laid before the has contributed "Young Men in thousands of Catholics in the well- meeting the business to be discussed. American Political History." educated and intellectual classes. And First to be considered were the "The Place of the Judiciary in the the converts among the poorer classes are making excellent Christians." plans for the club's annual Commun­ Life of the People," by Judge Walter ion breakfast, to be held Dec. 12 in B. Jones, of Montgomery, Alabama, Prof. Campbell pointed out that Christianity at first had a most diffi­ the West dining hall. William Arn­ completes the first section of the old, of New Rochelle, is in charge of issue. cult time making any headway be­ cause of the self-satisfied attitude of arrangements for the breakfast. The articles contributed by the law- the Chinese people. Although plans are not yet com­ students include: "Contempt of Jerry Green, president, announced plete for the Christmas vacation Court," by William Langley; an ar­ the opening of a drive for members and dance, it was stated that there will ticle dealing with the proposed Child appointed these men to the member­ be a departure from the usual meth­ Labor Amendment, by Joseph B. Sha- ship committee: Pat Bannon, chair­ od of selling tickets. This year they pero; "Minimum Wage Legislation," man, Maurice Leahy, Walter Gerend', will be sold on the campus. The by John De Mots; "Suretyship," by Edward Aubrey, and Charles Mor­ chairman of the committee in charge Rex E. Weaver; "The Use Tax," by row. Cancelled stamps will be col­ of the dance is Gene Vaslett, senior Carl Doozan, and "The Integrated lected in all the halls under the direc­ from Brooklyn. Bar," by John J. Lechner. tion of William Demling and Tom Carty. The Met Club, according to Presi­ An Old Clothes Committee, Roger dent Condon, may run its regular Febmarj' 15, 1890 — We wish it Huter, chairman, will collect old Christmas special train to New York, understood that all cigars sent to the clothes and magazines which will be although the customary reduced rates Staff must be free from duty. It is distributed through the local confer­ for club members will not be avail­ sometimes embarrassing to receive a ence of the St. Vincent de Paul able this year. The train, as in pre­ bill for the box sent by some enthusi­ Society. vious years, will be exclusively for astic admirer. The next meeting will be on Dec. 1. the use of Notre Dame students. THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC

GERMAN WRITER TO STUDENT BODY UNANIMOUSLY BACK PROGRAM ADDRESS FORUM TO STAMP OUT OBSCENE LITERATURE By F. G. Barreda The Notre Dame Commerce Forum announced at a general meeting on The war to cleanse the magazine racks of salacious and obscene literature November 18 that Dr. Melchior Palyi begun by the South Bend Deanery Council of the National Council of Catholic would address the members of the Women has spread throughout Indiana and is rapidly gaining national momen­ Forum on Dec, 6. His address will tum. 50,000 South Bend citizens joined Mayor George W. Freyermuth in deal with a subject relative to the jt signing the pledge to refrain from field of banking. One of the largest reading or in any way support lewd crowds in the history of the Forum magazines or the dealers who sell was present for the meeting held in them. the Hurley Hall of Commerce. Early this week volunteer students, Dr. Palyi's address is one that all working under the department of the Commerce students should not fail to prefect of religion, canvassed the attend, Charles Brosius, president, residence halls at Notre Dame seek­ said. After graduating from the ing signers for the pledges. With a Munich Graduate School of Com­ unanimous response from the student merce Dr. Palyi studied at the Uni­ body, a general boycott of aU retail­ versity of Munich from which he ers selling pornographic literature graduated with his Doctor's degree was assured. South Bend druggists in Commerce. Dr. Palyi has added a claim that they are compelled by the wide range of experience in Europe. magazine agencies to handle obscene He was first associated with a major publications mth the good. German bank. During the World Mrs. E. H. Freiburg, leader of the War he held a position in the Austro- magazine drive committee, and Mrs. Hungarian National Bank. A. P. Perley, chairman of the South Bend Deanery of the N.C.C.W., are He took up teaching among other working in conjunction with the activities follo\ving the war. In 1923 mayor, the C.Y.O., the Boy Scouts, he became an advisor of the German the city clubs, and church groups of government's Industrial Nationaliza­ all denominations in stamping out tion committee. Five years later Dr. the new racket. Decency in litera­ Palyi was the economist for the ture can only be effected by purging Deutesche Bank in Berlin, the largest G-MAN EDGAR HOOVER the magazine stands, it was declared. continental banking institution of Filth Breeds Crime. Europe. He also has had contacts For the past two weeks the Fort with Dr. Schacht and other leaders Wayne Diocesan edition of Our Siin- of German finance and politics. day Visitor has devoted the entire Candid Camera >lrfisfs front page in promoting the new In 1933 he taught in England campaign. The Most Rev. John F. while he worked at the Midland bank. Hear Bxperfs Talk Noll, D.D., Bishop of the Fort Wayne The next year he came to the United Diocese, commended the new move­ States as visiting professor at the ment whole-heartedly before the na­ University of Chicago. He has also Fifty members of the newly organ­ ized Camera club attended a meeting tional meeting of Bishops at the taught at several other middle west- Catholic University of America in em universities. At the present time held Wednesday, Nov. 17, in the John F. Gushing Hall of Engineering. Mr. Washington this month. Similar cam­ he is carrying out a major research paigns to the South Bend drive were project dealing with finance in tKfe Claus Setterlund of South Bend, pres­ ident of the Midland Camera club, announced as getting underway in Middle West. One of his books en­ several states. titled Chicago and the Credit Market was the speaker of the evening. He In a recent statement to the press, has already been published. delivered a lecture on the developing and printing of pictures. head G-man J. Edgar Hoover, direct­ A general discussion followed the or of the Federal Bureau of Investi­ talk during which the new members gation, attributed the alarming in­ Crowley Trade Talk asked questions about the work. crease of sex crimes to the reading Membership cards were distributed of sex literature badly presented At a recent meeting of the Propel- through the magazine channel. Pub­ lor Club, organization of students in­ to new members. . The officers are pleased with the great amount of in­ lic opinion should consolidate itself terested in foreign trade. President against the criminal influence which Thomas Crowley gave a talk on the terest being shown by the members. Committees were appointed to ar­ is trjring to pervert the mind of "Outlook of Foreign Trade" in which American youth. he spoke of the glorious past and the range future programs and to secure bright future of the American Mer­ able speakers. Publishers are helpless when con­ chant Marine. The winning picture of the first fronted with a unified boycott against month's contest appears on the cover indecent literature. It is expressly The club recently was awarded a of THE SCHOLASTIC. Jack Lacey, for this purpose that the new cam­ banner for past achievements, and a senior, submitted the snapshot. The paign was formulated. Rev. Richard letter from Mr. Toady, national sec­ judges for each month's contest are: J. Grimm, assistant prefect of relig­ retary of the Foreign Trade Conven­ Professor Thomas Barry, Stanley S. ion, who is in charge of the Univer­ tion, congratulating the club on their Sessler and Eugene Vaslett, editor of sity's campaign supporting the South progress was read at the meeting. THE SCHOLASTIC. Bend drive, urged the students to For future gatherings the group Submissions for the following sign the pledges and back the move­ plans to obtain certain experts on month's contest will be received up ment 100 per cent. foreign affairs to address the mem­ to December 7 at the Board of Publi­ Simultaneous action is being fol- bers. cation's Office in the Main Building. CContinned on Page 22) THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC

MUSIC OF "MODERNEERS" TO BE FEATURE UNIVERSITY RECEIVES OF COMMERCE FORUM VICTORY DANCE GIFT FROM CARDINAL By Graham Starr Fi'om Rome, Italy, recently came "Commerce Forum football dance—Columbia Athletic club, Nov. 27, 8:30- a long, slim cardboard box to the 11:30, $1.00, stag or drag" is the invitation, printed on modernistic posters campus express office addressed to placed in all the halls this week, to the students to attend the Commerce Rev. John F. O'Hara, C. S. C, Univ­ Forum's first dance. Music A\all be provided by the Notre Dame "Moderneers," ersity of Notre Dame, Notre Dame, Henry Theis, music chairman, an­ Indiana. The box contained a paschal nounced this week. Tickets can be »j, candle, four feet in length and bought from any of the officers or weighing approximately five pounds, from conunittee chairmen. Tom Rear- from His Eminence Eugenio Cardinal Pacelli, papal secretary of state. don is head of the ducat distributing committee. Jack Zerbst, who origin­ Extending from the bottom to the ated the dance posters, is in charge top of the candle are beautiful clus­ of arrangments. ters of hand-painted roses, and at the center is an accurate minature paint­ All members of the College of Com­ ing of Murillo's "Immaculate Concep­ merce faculty are invited to attend tion." as guests of the Forum. David Bolger is taking care of the dance patrons. The candle was sent by Cardinal Frank Delaney is acting as general Pacelli to the university as a token chairman over all committee chair­ of appreciation for the courtesy men. shown him at the time of his personal visit to the campus on Sunday after­ Since this is the first dance spon­ noon, October 25, 1936. sored by the Forum, its success -will Cardinal Pacelli's visit to this aflfect future dances, according to country marked the first time that a Charles Brosius, Forum president. papal secretary of state had ever Tickets will be available as late as personally come to the United States. Friday night. Those \vishing tickets At a special convocation held that may obtain them from: Sunday afternoon in Washington Hall, the university conferred the Phil Maloney, Dillon; Dick Anton, degree of Doctor of Letters on His Howard; Jim Metzler, Morrissey; Eminence during his brief stay here. Wayne Wahl, Lyons; Bob Sass, Zahm; Ed Disser, St. Edwards; Dick At the time of his visit, Cardinal Scannel, Sorin; Charles Brosius, ARTHXJR J. HUGHES Pacelli expressed sincere pleasure for Walsh; Bob Hackman, Alumni; Jim From Communism to Reconstruction. the generous welcome extended to Wrape, Cavanaugh; Jim Distel, him by the faculty and student body Freshman; Charles Magner, Badin. Lawyers To Hear Talk of the university. By Arfhur Hughes Insurance Opporfunify Confesf Lures Visifors • The Law Club will have its The Northwestern Mutual Life In­ Not limited to sectional enthusi­ surance Company, through its agent, asts, the Notre Dame-Southern Cali­ montWy social meeting in the Faculty Dining Hall at 8:00 p.m., next Tues­ Willard L. Momsen, has informed the fornia game will include foreign as university of an educational program well as American fans. From Wind­ day night, Nov. 30th. The principal speaker of the evening will be Arthur it is offering to university gi*aduates sor, Ontario comes a party including throughout the summer of 1938. Vern de Geer of the Windsor Star, J. Hughes, former President of the who will be present to cover the game Alumni Association, who will deliver The object in undertaking this for his home paper. a talk on "Reorganization of Insol­ system is to equip young men to vent Corporations." approach the field of life underwrit­ Hawaii will be represented by 17 ing from a professional standpoint. year old Michiko Ig^uchi, one of 50 Mr. Hughes instigated the fight The fundamental principles and girls from the 4-H club, all state of the Alumni Association against mathematics of life insurance will champions in cooking, who are to be Communism. Mr. Hughes, then pres­ compose the beginning curriculum, present at the game. ident of the Notre Dame Alumni As­ sociation, had a private audience with after which the advanced phases of Tomorrow's combat will be more His Holiness Pope Pius XI, at his life underwriting, involving such nor­ than the usual Saturday thrill for summer palace. Castle Gandolfo, on mal business procedure as estate Miss Primrose DuBos, daughter of Sept. 19, 1936. Mr. Hughes, in dis­ analysis, estate conservation, taxa­ Dr. Charles DuBos, French member cussing the threat of Communism tion and life insurance trusts will be of the faculty, since she will be wit­ with the Holy Father, pledged the studied. nessing a football battle for the first aid of 10,000 alumni members, the time. The company is interested primari­ faculty and student body of the Uni­ ly in residents of the Metropolitan Although football is not strange to versity to aid in the campaign against area of New York and desires appli­ them, 25 Los Angeles newsboys will Communism. cants to submit information regard­ attend the game. Indianapolis will Mr. Hughes received his Ph.B., in ing age, residence address, academic also be represented by a delegation 1911. He was valedictorian of his background and special interests to of 45 potential newspapermen. class and editor-in-chief of the Notre the main office, 347 Madison Avenue, Dame Dome. On returning to the New York. All applications must be Boston has been displaced as the University he took his Law degree in sent before December 10 to enable home of the most Harvard alumni. 1917. Since that time he has been the company to arrange personal New York has more than 7,000, the engaged in the general practice of appointments during the Christmas new alumni directory revealed. Law in Chicago. holidays. THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC

MORRISSEY - ST. ED'S AND THUS WAS BORN THE GREATEST, MOST IN DEBATE FINALS BELOVED COLLEGE SONG OF THEM ALL By Vernon Sneider "Resolved, that the National Labor Relations Board shall be empowered From Joe Doyle, city editor of the Holyoke, Mass., Transcript-Telegram, to enforce arbitration in all indus­ by way of the Notre Dame Alumnus comes the story of the "Victory March." trial disputes"—that political quest­ "Johnny Shea and Mike Shea went to Notre Dame. Johnny was captain and ion will be answered on next Tuesday shortstop of the baseball team. After graduation, Johnny went home to enter evening when Morrissey Hall's , politics. His brother Mike turned to wranglers exchange verbal blows with the church and is now Rev. Michael the St. Edward's Hall debaters at the J. Shea. John and Mike wrote the interhall debate finals in the auditor­ Stadium's New "Voice "Victory March" — Johnny writing ium of the John F. Gushing Hall of the words and Father Shea the music. Engineering at 8 p.m. Tries Lungs Tomorrow "In his school days and later when Prof. William J. Coyne, depart­ he was organist at St. Patrick's ca­ ment of speech, will ^vitness the pro­ thedral in New York, Father Shea ceedings in a double role; he will The 50,000 fans who will jam the used to take piano lessons from Prof. Notre Dame stadium tomorrow affer- William C. Hammond, one of the best noon to witness the Fighting IrisK. organists in the east—so they had tangle with the Trojans of Southern much in common. California vnW be on hand to hear a play-by-play diagnosis of the gridiron "One winter day when Father tussle. Installation this week in the Shea was in Holyoke on vacation he stadium of one of the most modem met Prof. Hammond. Father Shea loud speaker systems in the country told about the song. Mr. Hammond will provide the crowd with an ac­ wanted to hear it and invited Father curate sideline description of the 60 Shea to come down to the Second minute grid fray. Congregational Church that after­ noon at 5:00 o'clock and try it out on It was revealed by University au­ the Second church's new organ. So thorities that the complete installa­ brother Johnny Shea invited himself, tion of the loud speaker equipment Gordon Powers, BiU Kelly, and Joe would be completed before game time. Doyle to attend the private organ The system, an RCA Victor set, uses recital. three 50 watt ampliiiers to carry the CHARLES OSBOBN undistorted voice sounds within a "There were the four Irishmen, "/ hope, I hope, I hopel" surrounding radius of three miles Kelly, Doyle, Powers, and Shea, sit­ from the broadcasting point on the ting in the front row of pews. At field sidelines. the organ was Father Shea—a Prot­ judge the contest, but he -mil have estant church, mind you—and behind an eye peeled to scout possible mater­ One of the outstanding features of him, near the organ, sat Prof. Ham­ ial for his varsity debate squad. the new hook-up will be the fine clar­ mond. The only light in the church St. Ed's statesmen ^vill challenge ity of the words transmitted through was that over the keyboard of the the Morrissey claim to the trophy the scoreboard apparatus. organ. that was awarded to the latter a year "Suddenly the strains of the "Vic­ ago when Pierre de la Vergne coached This device, which will supplant the old loud speaking system, was tory March' rolled up from the organ. Morrissey to victory over 12 other Kelly, Powers, and Doyle perked up residence halls. De la Vergne piloted purchased during the past week from the Great Lakes Distributing Com­ and whispered to Johnny as to the Dillon Hall to the title in the 1935 name of the selection. And Johnny tournament. pany of South Bend. J. F. Donahue president of the firm, announced that said, 'That's going to be Notre the new purchase will assure Notre Dame's No. 1 song, but Notre Dame St. Edward's squad, winner of the doesn't know it yet.' upper bracket in the elimination Dame having the most modem stadi­ rounds that included 13 teams, will um loud speaker apparatus in the "While the stirring tune was being defend the affirmattive of the ques­ United States. played, a group of men walked into tion. Al Hanlon, Albert Schmitz, and the chancel. They looked toward the Walter Johnson will speak in that O. V. Swisher, of Chicago, com­ organ key-board and were no doubt order. John Tobin, a member of the mercial sound salSfe engineer for the given the surprise of their lives when Wranglers' club, campus debate soc­ RCA, has been busy this week super­ they sp.otted a man wearing a Roman iety, has primed the St. Ed's vising the installation of the sound collar thumping away at the keys. It speakers. device and making a technical check­ happened that one of the men—they up of the wiring and synchronization. Opposing the question will be Mor- were church deacons gathered for a J. T. Wallace, of Chicago, RCA field special meeting—^went to high school rissey's defending champions, includ­ engineer, and Allen Kester, soimd in­ ing Robert Blake, Thomas Wall, and with Father Shea, and he introduced stallation engineer for the Great the priest to his brother deacons. At Gerald Flynn, winners of the lower Lakes Distributing Company, are go­ half of the bracket. Charles Osbom, the request of Prof. Hammond, ing over the final connections of the Father Shea again played the Vic­ an associate of the Wranglers, has wiring. tutored the Morrissey team. tory March for the deacons. Promoter of speech interest and With football rivalry growing keen­ " 'You've got something there,' one sponsor of the interhall debate for er every year, Notre Dame, through of the deacons said to the brothers. more than a decade, the Wranglers' the installation of the new speaking device, has improved her claim to " 'We'll tell the world they have,* club, composed of only 13 loquacious having the most modem and the best was the reply of Kelly, Powers, and yoimg men, is again the leading spir­ equipped stadium in the country. Doyle." it of the contest. 8 THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC TWENTY LAW GRADS TO AIR NOVEL RADIO PASS BAR EXAMS FARE NEXT WEEK

Dean Thomas F. Konop was quite By Robert Sheppard pleased to hear that the graduated "Campus Roundup," a program members of last year's class Avere under the direction of Jerry Hogan, faring so well with the Bar Examin­ is one of several promising new pro­ ations tendered them in their respec­ Malicious tongues say he's the only grams that will originate in the tive states. Out of 27 students grad­ Irishman here who can walk under­ campus studio this week. This pro­ uated from the Law school last June neath the brass rail in the Caf with­ gram, which is in the nature of a 24 took Bar Examinations. out stooping. Standing five feet seven variety hour, will include songs, in­ Twenty prospective barristers have (his own estimate) in his new shoes, strumental solos, dialogue sketches, gained passing grades on their quiz. John Joseph Deane, Milwaukee's gift and two minute skits. to the Irish, indignantly denies this. One of the remaining four is still Anyone interested in participating waiting to hear the result of his test. Answers to the call of "Diz," but has earned the appellation, "Oscar in future productions of this program Three did not take an examination. should get in touch with Jerry Hogan "Computing our figures on a basis Deane" by Father Farley in his morning round-up in Sorin sub. Was in Morrissey Hall. This program mil of 20 out of 24 passing grades we be aired at 4:15 Tuesday afternoon. find that 83 per cent of the aspirants quite a whiz as a fullback on the Marquette high school outfit, and still Another new program awaited with were successful," Dean Konop said. interest is "Periscope." This will be a "If we assume that the unknowTi broadcast of campus news. Edward quantity, the fate of the twenty-fourth O'Connor, junior in the department student, is favorable, then we find of English, will be the commentator. that the percentage of the passing This program will be on the air every 'quizees' mounts to the admirable fig­ Thursday afternoon at 4:45. ure of 87 per cent." Opening program of the week will Five out of every six men in last be "Campus Parade," Monday after­ year's graduating class have passed noon at 4:10. This is another new their bar examinations on their first program. Norbert Alexsis, director attempt. That this is a fine record is of the program, will interview stu­ further illustrated when we realize dents on questions relative to colleg­ that these men took their examina­ iate life. tions in such states as New York, The regular faculty talk Monday Indiana, Illinois, Ohio, Colorado, evening at 7:15 will be made this Michigan, Arkansas, Wisconsin, and week by the Rev. Arthur Hope, Missouri. C.S.C. Father Hope will explain the In the State of New York one stu­ background of Father Badin's labors dent, Anthony W. Brick, took and in northern Indiana. In a future passed his examination. In Illinois talk the character and work of Fath­ Francis A. Dunn, Arthur R. Martin, er Badin will be discussed. and Anthony T. Scolaro; Indiana, Other regular programs of the Archibald G. Graham, who led his delights to show his roomie how he week include: Tuesday at 7:45, "The class with an average of 93.48%, scored a touchdo\\Ti way back when Little Jamboree"; Wednesday at 4:15 Harry T. Grube, a special student, (odds are that the roomie won't last "Man in the Tower," with Redmond Caesar J. Kalman, Guy H. McMich- till Christmas). Duggan, and at 7:15 a skit by Jack ael, Eobert D. Malarney, Edward" A. Did some quarterbacking on Bill Solan and company; Thursday at Olczak, John M. Pilarski, Maurice M. Cemey's "B" outfit in his sophomore 7:45 the department of music pro­ Tulchinsky, and Jo'hn Whiteleather, year, and was bound for the land of gram; and Friday at 8:15 the sports also a special student. milk and honey on a 60-yard sprint program with Steve Miller. Wisconsin, Robert C. Albert, and against Purdue when he tried to out­ James H. Levi; Ohio, Glenn A. Blake; guess the safety man and was out­ Law building, where he's a budding Colorado, Arthur C. Gregory; Michi­ guessed in turn. The shock was so law student, in his bearskin wrap. gan, Marvin A. Krueger; and Mis­ great that he hung up his spikes and Give him two long ears and a tail souri, Peter P. Viviano. took to philosophy and the classics. and he would be another bunny. Some Got himself elected president of fellows claim he's the original "Bear­ Patricians by wholesale handshaking skin," but Mr. Withey thought he Gurian Works in Print and a hour treatise on Aeschylus. was a pretty fair writer. Heading the list of three articles With the political bee in his head, Likes to read Collier's and see pic­ appearing in the Oct 8 issue of the Diz took the stump as candidate for tures like the "Prisoner of Zenda" Commonweal is "Stalin's Purge," senior class treasurer. In some mys­ because he has a yen for the days \\nritten by Dr. Waldemar Gurian of terious manner he always managed when knighthood was in flower and the department of politics in the to be the sole survivor of his party damsels were always in need of res­ University. —tagging down at the end of the cue. Thinks that these time are too Dr. Gurian has also TtTitten a sec­ line like a political ghost haunting prosaic, and would like to retreat to ond article dealing- with the Bolshe­ the victors. an attic with a loaf of bread and a vistic State Union in Russia which is Took up a he-man's vocation of volume or two of St. Thomas. in the-current issue-of-the Common­ wrestling beer kegs by day during Made quite a reputation for him­ weal. the summer and as playground super­ self by learning a whole philosophy Since his arrival on the campus, visor for the Luther Burbank park course the day before exams, and now Dr. Gurian has also written an ar­ at night. Kept this up until a young his friends wonder if he can hit the ticle for the October issue of the lady squawked, and then, being an comprehensive in like fashion. Most quarterly Dublin Review and the irrepressible gentleman, he complied. of them don't think so, for 'lightning December number of Foreign Affairs. Diz can be seen every day, coTd or doesn't. . . .' Affairs. fair, striding from Sorin hall to the For a little fellow, he's okay. THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC

DR. DU BOS SPEAKS By Harold A. Williams THE WEEK TO BOOKMEN

"Staring" ters from a social bureau in New Last week the Bookmen discarded Those fun-loving, insouciant Com­ York, the New York Public Library, their books and went to a new and merce boys are at it again. Having the Gamma Kappa Delta girls of unusual source for men interested in nothing to do in one class since the Northwestern, and an old maid from literature. Extemporaneous talks by fly-catching season has passed, a Arkansas. The social statistics bu­ members featured the meeting of last group of the more mischievous Com­ reau wanted a survey on where the Wednesday night in the Law Build­ merce boys have invented a game Notre Dame boys went after dances; ing. called "Staring." There is only one the New York Public Library wanted The members who spoke confined rule to the game: As soon as the a copy of the Feb. 12, issue of the their discussions mainly to books they class bell rings those playing the 1922 SCHOLASTIC; the Gamma Kaps game have to stare at a spot on the wanted fifty boys for their dance aft­ ceiling. The one that stares the long­ er the Northwestern game; and the est, of course, Avins the game. The old maid from Arkansas wanted a Commerce boys say that it isn't as picture of the SCHOLASTIC staff. But easy as it sounds because one Ithe these were all topped by a letter re­ Commerce boys didn't say "one," they ceived the other day. It was from the said "you") must take into considera­ United Brewers Industrial Foimda- tion stern professorial squints, sore tion, who wrote, "We believe you and necks, and the temptation of looking your readers will be vitally interested out the window or falling asleep. in a striking effort at self-regulation of the brewing industry to the pub­ One fellow it is claimed, has sat lic." With the letter they enclosed the through 12 classes, a matter of some "Brewers Code of Practice." This is ten hours, without taking his eyes printed on expensive, water-marked off the spot on the ceiling. That's stationery in old English type with a what we call determination. An in­ few illuminated letters thrown in for domitable fellow like that is just good measure. Unfortunately, the bound to succeed in the world. Brewers' Code of Practice is too long BOOKMAN WILLIAMS to reprint, but just to give you an Didn't go to Gamma Kappa Delta • idea what a beautiful and solemn Celebration piece of prose it is, we'll reproduce Eecently a Sophomore, for reasons had recently read or to establish the the first few lines of the code, "The philosophy of contemporary authors. unknown to us, was asked to stay out Brewing Industry of the United of the dining halls for a week. For As the limited time would not permit States, custodian of an art and sci­ all the members to speak, it was de­ a week, the disciplined Sophomore ence practiced since the beginning of ate in the Caf. The day that his week cided that the rest of the talks would recorded history, in convention as­ be earned over to some meeting in was up the Sophomore decided to sembled. . ." celebrate his return to the dining the near future. hall. He celebrated by going down­ Gene is still trying to figure out President Hal Williams announced town for dinner. why the United Brewers Industrial that Dr. Charles DuBos would speak Foundation sent the Brewers' Code at the next meeting. Dr. DuBos, Mr. Eells of Practice to the SCHOLASTIC. newest addition to the faculty of the • English Department, is an eminent On one of those crowded Friday Fi'ench critic and writer. nights at Rosie's, Professor Eells, his Record wife, and young daughter, age 5, A new record for tardiness, we be­ John Walsh, club librarian, an­ were sitting at a table in the back lieve, was established last Wednes­ nounces the arrival of some excellent room waiting ( as one always does at day when Bill Tunney strolled into a new books, including "Kristin Lav- Rosie's) for their spaghetti. After 3:15 class held in room 109 of the ransdatter," by Sigred Undset, win­ five or six minutes, the little girl be­ Commerce Building at one and one ner of Nobel Prize of 1936. came impatient and began to wander half minutes past four. around the room. A Notre Dame stu­ dent began talking to her and after New C/ub Orgonized two minutes of animated conversa­ Soj-in Hall Another new club made its appear­ tion on his part, the little girl smiled Sorin Hall made a Boston paper ance on the Notre Dame campus this and said "Okay." She dashed back to the other day for the first time since week, when the Upper Peninsula club her father, climbed up on his lap, and 1902 when a member of the now de­ received a charter. The club held its whispered something in his ear. At funct Sorin Hall Literary and first meeting a week ago last Tues­ first the professor scowled, then he Dramatic Society fell off the roof of day, Nov. 16. As they had an attend­ smiled, and then he laughed. He Sorin and landed on an English pro­ ance of 2-5 students, the members whispered something to his daughter, fessor's open umbrella. No Sorin man decided to elect their officers and she smiled and said "Okay." The fell off the roof the other day nor did chose Robert LeMire, as president. little girl skipped back to the Notre they revive the Sorin Hall Literary Other officers selected at this meeting Dame student and said, "My Daddy and Dramatic Society, but a Boston were John Foley, vice-president, and said it was okay to go to the show sports writer, striving for local color George Nolan, secretary-treasurer. tonight because he isn't going to in a football story on Notre Dame, The club is made up of men who throw a surprise quiz tomorrow wrote reverently and knowingly of live in the northern part of the State morning in Money and Banking." "the Golden Dome of Sorin Hall." of Michigan, which is commonly Mail known as the "Upper Peninsula." Gene Vaslett, the editor of the • This section has been represented, by SCHOLASTIC, receives more than his Tomorroiv some of Notre Dame's outstanding share of peculiar requests and con­ We hope that it rains tomorrow athletes including such men as George tributions in the mail. During the just so the boys from California will Gipp, Nick Vairo, Larry Danbom, •^•'st few weeks he has received let­ feel at home. and Ed Simonich. 10 THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC

DOME WORKERS BUSY COLLEGE PARADE CALENDAR IN OFF-SEASON TOO By John A. Callaghan Friday, November 26 Purtibus Purtribus Meeting, SCHOLASTIC editorial staff While other University publica­ Pueribus kissibus 6:30 p.m., general staff, 7:00 p.m. tions' workers are putting out their Sweeta girlorum •weekly, montWy, or quarterly stints, Girlibus likibus Saturday, November 27 it may seem to some that the 14 Wanta somorum. Football, Notre Dame vs. Univer­ members of the Dome staff are lying sity of Southern California, stadium, idle waiting until April rolls around Girlibus paterbis 1:30 p.m.; Movie, Washington hall, to begin their work. But this is not Enter parlorum "The Gorgeous Hussy," first show for so. Since the second week of school Kick pueribus freshmen only, 6:40, second show, these upperclassmen, after fixing up Exit duorum. 8:20 p.m.; Commerce Forum Victory "what shows in the picture," have dance, Columbia Athletic Club, 9:00 to 11:30 p.m. Nightibus dai-kibus Nonus lamporum Sunday, November 28 Jumpibus f encibus Student Masses, Sacred Heart Pantibus torum. church, 6, 7, 8, 9, a.m.; Meeting St. —Exchane. Vincent de Paul Society, Knights of Colimibus Chambers, Walsh Hall, DafiBnitions 11:00 a.m.; Devotions, Sacred Heart Hun—^What lover call each other. church, 7:00 and 7:30 p.m. Register—The person who puts the red marks on schedule cards. Monday, November 29 Mat—^Veiy angry. Meeting, Academy of Science, Bi­ Graphic—What a policeman directs. ology Building auditorium, 7:45; Surge—a kind of jersey. Meeting, Patricians; Meeting, Serv­ Topaz—^to walk by. er's club. Sacred Heart church, 7:45 Crest—^The edge of a piece of toast. p.m.; Meeting, Economic Eound Table EDITOR FRANK EEPPENHAGEN Hollow—^What people saj'^ to each at Eose Marie Tea Eoom, South Only six more montJis. other when they meet. Bend 6:30 p.m. Delete—^The cream of society. found their way over to Walsh base­ Avail—^What a lady wears on her hat. Tuesday, November SO ment for their scheduled five-minute —Exchane. Meeting,' Knights of Columbus, sittings. Ideal Walsh Hall Chambers, 8:00 p.m. Then came a flood of proofs. We swore up and down that we Wednesday, December 1 WTiich one to return became the ques­ wouldn't write this but it takes up Meeting, Bookmen, Law Building, tion of the day. Some were sent space. So we are the 189th college home to receive the parental choice; column to use the following descrip­ 7:45 p.m.; Meeting, Wranglers, rec­ others were submitted to the candid tion of the ideal college date. reation room. Law Building, 7:45 straw vote of the members of the p.m. dorm. Still others Avere subjected to 1. She doesn't eat much. the cruel test of fate: "heads or 2. She's good looking. tails?" But finally the choices were 3. She doesn't each much. Cfcicogoons Pick Band made, and the proofs were returned 4. She dances well. to the Dome. 5: She doesn't eat much. December 27 is the date set for the annual Christmas formal spon­ Yes, the Dome is the University Jottings yearbook, and it takes just one year sored by the Notre Dame Chicago Conversation piece: First Senior: Club, at the Drake Hotel. John Buck­ in which to produce it, too. Editor- Busy? Second ditto: You busy? First in-Chief Frank Eeppenhagen, Buffalo, ley, president of the organization, ditto: No. Second ditto: Then let's go and William Eiley, general chairman N. y., and Managing Editor James to classn . . . Duquesne coeds are Raaf, St. Clair, Mo., are three weeks for the dance, announced that Jack unanimous in declaring that they Russell and his orchestra will provide ahead of thsir own schedule, so efii- would regard a man refusing to go ciently are they keeping up with the music for the occasion, which will to war as a coward, while men stu­ be presented in a unique cabaret themselves. No more junior and sen­ dents prefer to be "living cowards ior pictures can be taken after next style. The tickets will be three doll­ than dead heroes." The Duquesne ars ($3.50 at the door) and may be week, so the few who have not had Duke, student publication, conducted pictures taken are asked to appear in obtained from all hall representa­ the poll. ... If all the students who tives. the Doms room in Walsh hall some eat in our dining halls were laid end time from 1:30 to 5:00 p.m., Monday to end they would reach. . . . Over­ The Chicago Club will meet Nov­ to Friday inclusive. heard: He calls his girl Geometry, she ember 30 in the Badin Hall Rec, at The members of the Dome staff is so plain and solid. . . . Swiped: which time final arrangements for the come from all over the country, and He's so rich that he doesn't know Ms holiday activities, as well as a plan represent several colleges of the Uni­ son is in college. . . . for securing a Christmas poor fund, versity. The complete staff, an­ will be decided upon. nounced this week by Eeppenhagen, Juke Wohlfarth from burdened Numbered among the future club is as follows: Badin: "I come from Pittsburgh activities will be a communion break­ Francis Kroeger, South Bend, art where dances are naturally good, but fast on Dec. 5, and a handball tour­ editor; John Starkie, Topeka, Eans., even Pitt couldn't put one over like nament for members only, which has snapshot editor. Section editors: our Cotillion. Ask DiMatten; he been postponed until after the Christ­ Mark Mitchell, Chicago; Robert knows. See that tux? Well, it's go­ mas vacation. All club members are Parks, Rice Lake, Wis.; Robert Shep- ing places . , . this evening . . . about urged to participate in these various (Continued on Page 23) a quarter to nine. ..." activities. THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC II IN THE JUGGLER VEIN

Samplers Stymied. is no escape forward but a daring The Meanest Man Again. A manufacturer of expensive plan comes to a mind into which dar­ The man who gives his little boy a typing paper is running an ad which ing plans pop with the frequency of nickel to go to bed without supper, offers readers 100 sheets free for rain in South Bend. He dashes back steals it from him during the night merely sending in an attached cou­ and up into the stands—^up past the and then makes him go without pon. It was read with avid eyes by 40th. row, the 50th., until the score­ breakfast for losing the nickel. one of us and the scissors clipped board halts his progress. Behind him around in nothing flat. Then a per­ the leering enemy crush and maim New Form of Criticism. bodies in their chase after him. He tinent little parenthesized sentence Freshman (looking at picture of sprang up to deflate the triumph of now turns to face them. A smile quirks his lips (The kind of smile that Senior's best girl) "Boy, she must be getting something for nothing. "Stu­ awfizlly rich." dents, and those outside the U.S., always goes with a jutting chin, dim­ pled cheeks, baby-blue eyes, and enclose $.50)." My, how those man­ Concept (out of the Ark). ufacturers are catching on! slightly ruflled, blonde, curly hair). You can see that something is defi­ "Do you smoke?" "No." Cotton Crusade. nitely afoot. Yes indeed, for off he goes to the right dashing down "Do you drink?" About a week ago some thirty thi'ough the crowd: adoring maidens "No." sorority gals of Northwestern gave bending their backs to make a plat­ "Well, then, do you eat hay?" up wearing silk stockings and went form for him to run on. He nears "Of course not." back to the cotton variety. They the last row of seats and it begins to "Boy, you're not a fit companion were going to show the Japanese that look as though he's going to make it for man or beast." they couldn't invade China without and justify our spending of the two- paying dearly for it. Now we find bits. But what's that? Two uni­ Short ones. that the dear things have repented formed figures have leaped at him Something we never expected to and have gone back to silk. ("It's a and have knocked him to the very nasty scuff on the vanity, isn't it find in a philosophy book: "Honesty hard concrete. A voice growls in his is the best policy where the police girls, when the boys begin to say, ear, "Where ya going, buddy—and "Who's the schoolmarm?"). force is efficient.". . . . The South how'd you get by the gateman in the Bend individual who told "The Man first place?" The gun goes off ending on the Street" that a Ehodes scholar Thumbnail Descriptions. the game. Fadeout with the tear- was a civil engineer working his way (Thanks to a contributor). Gene stained face of the hero in a close- through college. . . . Another t3n«)- Dolan (Deadpan) . . . Bill Condon up. (Somewhere along the line we graphical error, this one from the (Inflation) . . . John Donnely (De­ think we were cheated). (Continued on Page 22) flation) ... Ed Simonich (The One- Man Gang) . . . Dick Foley (Tailor Made) . . . Hal Williams (Dimples) . . . Jack Mahoney (Jitters).

Cavanaugh Capers. sv^ PI m The following announcement was made necessary in Cavanaugh one night recently: "Fellows, the tele­ phone company appreciates the num­ ¥EHQm ber of calls you're making, but they request that you quit calling under­ takers and sending them to unsus­ pecting people." Another of the cubs has been call­ ing up people by the name of Wolf; tells the person on the other end of the wire that he's the third little pig and isn't afraid of the big bad wolf. We'll wait for them to pull the old one about the bird seed and then get up a petition.

Scenario. One minute to play. The hated enemy is ahead 6-0. Our hero goes in as his team gets the ball on their ten-yard line. Huzzahs ai'ise from the crowd. He'll pull this game out of the fire, egad. The ball is snapped. There is much razzle-dazzle but the ball finally reaches the "game-out-of- the-fire" puller who is now standing back in the end zone. (It is a double reverse with a triple spinner, you see). From his spot in the end zone "And it's a bargain too, I hear they're even having a football game he sees the enemy charge him. There betiveen the sabers and the foils!" 12 THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC

THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC There is in this country today no unified collegiate press. Individual collegiate publications have brought Disce Quasi Semper Victurus Vive Quasi Cras Moriiurus about many movements, or aided many movements, Founded 1867 through vigorous editorial campaigns. If individual pub­ REV. L. V. BROUGHAL, C.S.C Faculty Adviser lications could do this what could hundreds of publica­ EUGENE F. VASLETT Editor-in-Chief tions campaigning along similar lines and along Catholic LOUIS DA PRA—• Managing Editor lines accomplish? We earnestly believe that a unified Catholic college press could be a great constructive force. Deparlmenial Editors We present this contribution to the executive committee. HAROLD WILLIAMS. The Week A powerful organization such as this could set in motion JOHN CALLAGHAN_. -College Parade JOHN F. CLIFFORD- -Splinters from the Press Box such a plan. We hope they will consider it for what it THOMAS HEALY In ihe Juggler Vein is worth and aid in making the Catholic college press a vital force in Catholic and national circles. News Staff VINCENT DECOURSEY. .News Editor GEORGE HAITHCOCK -Assistant News Editor FREDERICK SISK GRAHAM STARR ROBERT SHEPPAHD -VERNON SNEIDER The New Crusade JOSEPH MILLER. .THOMAS MARKER ROM THE very moment of its founding Notre Dame JAMES DEMPSEY .JOHN KOHN has always stood at the forefront of all drives, cru­ WILLIAM C. FAY FRUCTUOSO BARREDA F sades, and reforms which were motivated by public JAMES GORMAN RICHARD ANTON JAMES HUFNAGEL welfare. On this campus was sown the largest and most influential Catholic drive against alcoholic beverages and Sports Staff the evils of tobacco smoking. Its whole cry was for tem­ MARK J. MITCHELL. -Sports Editor perance; its methods differed from the prohibitionists. FREDERICK DIGBY Assistant Sports Editor NICK LAMBERTO CHARLES CALLAHAN It made a plea to common sense; the other appealed to ANDREW M. CROWE .WILUAM A. DONNELLY penal statutes. ANDREW F. WILSON. ROBERT VOELKER CLARENCE SHEEHAN ED BRENNAN Again, when the Legion of Decency was growing out EDDIE HUFF of its swaddling clothes and making insistent and right­ Art Staff eous demands for the purification of the cinema, Notre GEORGE ELMORE. -Art Editor Dame led the way. TOM POWERS —ED KORT Today, Notre Dame again assumes the forefront of Member Catholic School Press Association and Member of Associated Collerfate Press, Distributor of Colleciate Digest another drive. This is the drive to rid the newsstand of all that type of literature which appeals only to the low and the debased emotions. Notre Dame has been fortu­ THE SCHOLASTIC is published 26 times during the school year at the University of Notre Dame. Address manuscripts to editor, 237 Walsh nate in that it has not any need, as do other retailers, Hall, Notre Dame, Indiana. to purchase magazines by the block-system, the good with the bad. Vol. 71 November 26. 1937 No. 9 Now, through the medium of pledge cards, the Uni­ versity asks you to co-operate ^vith this latest drive, a drive which was started in South Bend under the auspices Contribution of the National Council of Catholic Women. Public opin­ ion helped to clean up the cinema and the theatre, and AST WEEK this page carried an editorial comment- overwhelming public opinion will aid to eradicate lewd in on the lethargy of the Catholic college press. It L and filthy literature which today clogs up our newsstand, carried rather a serious indictment of the apparent list- and aid in ridding the nation of a moral poison. Educat­ lessness of the hundreds of Catholic publications being ors and psychologists tell us that a great deal of our issued from the various Catholic institutions of higher crime today is traceable to the reading of low literature. learning. Mention was made of the move, an embryonic move, to rectify this lackadaisical attitude. You can help a lot in this crusade. Sign your pledge Tomorrow, as if in answer to that editorial, the execu­ card. You do not only aid in ridding the newsstand of tive committee of the Catholic Press association -will con­ filthy magazines, but you will also aid in a positive fash­ vene here at Notre Dame in a pre-convention meeting to ion by encouraging the reading of good literature. This discuss important business. For the publications of this must be a consumers' crusade as the retailers are prac­ University we welcome them and if we do not seem too tically helpless as a result of the block-system. Concerted presimiptuous we would like to offer a constructive sug­ action will drive salacious literature off the market, clean gestion to them in connection %vith this young movement up the newsstand, and help immensely in reducing crime. that we made mention of last week. Notre Dame has always stood in the forefront of Would it not be possible, threugh the medium of this these drives and crusades because the student body has potent organization, the Catholic Press association, to stood up with the University. Again, the University work for the improvement of the Catholic college press? appeals to the student body for support and aid. Do not To be more explicit, could machinery be set in motion to fall down in this supremely useful and beneficial drive. bring about a unified Catholic college press? At present Indecency will remain only as long as people will tolerate the publications of Catholic colleges are imified in spirit. it. It is evident that people in general, and Catholics in They are all working under the ideals and practices of particular, no longer tolerate it. It is time for quick, Catholicism, but, they are not imified in a manner that decisive action. The women'of South Bend have pointed would make them the constructive force they could be the way. Let us not be so ungentlemanly as to let them in the collegiate and national picture of this country. down. THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC 13

All the Perfume By William Cullen Fay « The light wind chased the scrape eyes in their talk. English had been the charge was gone. The hands of Paul Conley's footsteps through forgotten. were holding in gasping sides and the the darkness to the lake where the shouts were whispers. scuif filtered the soft slap of the Of course they'd lost. Pitt was too water. Paul Conley was young — good. He knew Pitt was too good. Why didn't they stop cheering? twenty-two was very young for a They should have known Pitt was too The gun puff at the end left him baf­ graduate assistant—and Paul Conley good. Their cheering throughout the fled, slightly angered that he had per­ was troubled. He was a stranger first half bothered him. His binocu­ mitted himself to hope. As the even after seven weeks at Notre lars had followed the play; he had jostling crowd punched him down the Dame; he was a stranger where there seen the ease with which Pitt stopped runway and through the exit, he were no strangers. He had expected the oif ense; he had noted the strained waited for the students to voice his his strangeness to wither as his famil­ desperate pitch of the defense. Gold­ own disappointment. But mostly they iarity with the campus blossomed; berg, always slashing, always threat­ were silent. "If that class hadn't but, instead, he found his strangeness ening, and always a last blue jersey clicked? . . . but they were certainly increasing, day by day. to stem the advance. in there pitchin'!" They were prais­ ing Hercules, too. Hercules had At the half his mind was made up. played great ball. But Hercules had The tide was slipping away fi-om Nor was he experiencing the pleas­ failed, too. Pitt had gone through Notre Dame. Pitt would break ure in his teaching which he had an­ him at the end. . . . ticipated. Of all his classes the eight through, perhaps soon, perhaps later. o'clock that morning had been the Still, he felt differently. He had been most disappointing. Granted the stu­ watching Hercules with his wild He had planned to re-read Mac­ dent were looking ahead to the after­ charge, realizing that the fierceness beth that night, but for once Shake­ noon and the Pitt game, still an in­ speare held no pleasure. The picture teresting lecture should have drawn of Hoffman galloping to the five-yard them from their lethargy. But when line hobbled up and down on the he read Lycidas, they yawned; when Encore frontispiece. The whistling in the he quoted Macaulay, they writhed in hall and the splash from the shower- "She is taking French she tcUs mc room irritated him. They were going their seats. And I wonder in dismau If 'twill last until vacation— downtown to the shows just as Pcste! jc nc parlc 7>as franca is. though they had won. Not that they Even Hercules had failed him. should sit around and brood, but the (Hercules was the mental nickname I can manage, with attent'on whistling. . . . he applied to the big lineman in seat And a dictionary, too. 4. The frisky little Irishman in 5 To interpret all her phrases— Finally he set the book aside, and was Puck.) Even Hercules had been ilia foi, otti! Co^nprcnez vous? tossing on his topcoat he tramped off the one boy in the class to feel the Will she, when she finds my knoiolrdge across the campus. Lake St. Joseph tragedy of Lady Macbeth's remarks, Is a sham, a thing untrue. lay charred in the darkness. He had "All the perfumes in Arabia will not Sou at parting, kind or cruel, never circled the lake; and, acting on sweeten this little hand." A boy with "Au rcvoir. D.." or "Adieu"? impulse, he began to grope along the that perception had depth; he was a winding path. joy to work with. Unconsciously, he —D.V.C. excused Hercules. You couldn't blame The disappointment of the day him for day-dreaming — he'd prob­ trailed with him. Hercules fumbling ably been thinking about Goldberg. of the charge must eventually spend for the definitions of Metaphysical it. Yet, he found himself hoping that Poet, Hercules who had felt the trag­ somehow the charge might be re­ edy of Macbeth. Again he saw Her­ The "1-2-3-4-5 — BEEE.\AAATTTT charged. cules knocked backwards and the PITT" roared intermittently from The touchdown in the third quarter white shirt pounding on and on to the walks below the window hadn't had startled him. Didn't they know fall across the goal line. helped the class to concentrate, they were tired. But the missed either. exti-a point brought apprehension. As Why was he a sti-anger in this they lined up to kick off he sensed place? Why was he brooding while Perhaps his lectures hadn't been that the string was run out— the others were downtown. He was entirely faulty. The thought failed stretched to the last strand, to be disappointed in Hercules; the others to soothe—^he didn't know that the sure; but there just wasn't enough were proud of him. "All the per­ older profs filibustered on game-day- string. The stands were roaring at fume," Hercules had once said. mornings, that two years hence he a miracle. He watched the players himself would filibuster. Now, he punch fist in palm, heard them shout. The night was lifting and the stars was disturbed. The quietness of the But each shout found them drawn lowering down. "All the perfume," night did not soothe. The stars were more compactly; then the backs were Hercules had said. The Dome was far flung friends, and the moon was shouting from the end zones . . . and clear in the night. Unconsciously, he noncommital. . . . the white shii-t dove through. paraphrased, "No, nor could all the last quarter in the world erase the The pre-game tenseness, the will to Why didn't they stop cheering. The memory of those gallant first three." win, was all new. At New Haven, tide was coming in, now; and the Now, disappointment was gone. the game was the interesting prelude white shirts were surging and break­ The stars were close friends. And to the dance. Here, these boys had ing over the blue wall like a savage the moon was hooked fast in a wanted to win. It had been in their surf. Hercules was lunging now; tumbling puff of jet. !4 THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC ATHLETICS

IRISH GRIDDERS MEET STRONG TROJAN OUTFIT RELEASE PLANS FOR TO CLOSE SUCCESSFUL FIFTIETH SEASON HALL CAGE LEAGUE By Fred Digby •

The Irish of Notre Dame close their 1937 football season tomorrow after­ By Clarence T. Sheehan noon when they meet the Trojans of Southern California. This twelfth consecutive game between the two teams represents the oldest intersectional The Interhall Basketball season rivalry between a Pacific Coast school and a school from another section of will open immediately after the the country. Christmas holidays, according to an announcement made today by Mr. The records of the two teams give John A. Scannell, head of the depart­ the Irish the edge over the Trojans. OLD TIMERS RETURN ment of physical education. As in The latter have won three games, other years there will be a league for lost three, and tied two. The Irish FOR TROJAN GAME both heavy\veight and lightweight have dropped only two games, tied cagers. Sixteen teams ai'e expected one, and number the strong Minne­ to enter each league. This will be the sota, Army, and Northwestern teams Members of Notre Dame athletic largest turnout in the history of In­ among their %ictims. teams from 1905 to 1910 have been terhall basketball. invited to return and help celebrate This, however, is no basis for com­ the completion of the 50th anniver­ Practice sessions will get underway parison between the two teams, for sary of Notre Dame football at the on Monday, Nov. 29. The candidates the records Avere almost the same last Irish-Trojan contest here tomorrow. year and, though they were out­ for the Freshman Hall teams will re­ played, the Trojans tied the Irish 13 As most followers of Noti*e Dame port to their coaches immediately to 13. The same thing may quite pos­ are aware, the Fighting Irish took after night prayer in the gymnasium. sibly occur again this year, for the the field in a football game for the A complete practice schedule which Irish have shown in game after game first time against Michigan on Nov. covers the period until the Christmas that they lack scoring power. 23, 1887. This progenitor of modern holidays, has been prepared and each Notre Dame teams lost its first en­ coach will acquaint his team with its gagement 8 to 0, but showed the warmup dates. Wolverines that same spirit which has characterized its successors ever The heavy snow which fell over the since. week-end prevented any activity in the Soccer Loop or in the Touch Among the old timers who have Football tournament. received invitations for tomorrow's game are such Notre Dame men as The Interhall basketball coaches "Cap" Edwards, Don Hamilton, are, in the heavyweight division: "Pete" Vaughan, Peter G. Dwyer, Freshman, Schulz; Zahm, Conrad; George Philbrook, Billy Ryan, Joseph Cavanagh, Nardone; Bro^vnson, Thei- Collins, Samuel M. Dolan, Albert M. sen; Carroll, Bums; Badin, Kell; Old Kelly, Luke L. Kelly, Edwin J. Infirmary, O'Hara; Off-Campus, To- Lynch, Robert L. Matthews, and nelli; St. Edward's, Kolander; How­ William C. Schmitt, all members of ard, DoUard; Morrissey, Kovalcik; the 1909 team; Lyons, McCabe; Alumni, Malesweski; "Gus" Dorais, who played in 1910, Dillon, Rogenski; Walsh, Conrad; TROJAN COACH JONES was forced to decline the invitation Sorin, Dahar. Out of the West. . . . because liis team, Detroit, plays Du- quesne tomorrow. In the lightweight division, the fol­ The games between these two lowing coaches are assigned: Fresh­ Of the 1905 outfit, those who are man, Kolander; Zahm, Dahar; Cav- teams, however, have usually been expected include Robei-t Bracken, high scoring affairs. A previous aver­ anaugh, Dollard; Brovvnson, Rogen­ Dominic Callicrate, William Draper, ski; Carroll, McCabe; Badin, Male- age of 24 points a game marks this Arthur Funk, Lawi-ence McNerny, battle as a potential scoring thriller. sewski; Old Infirmary, Kovalcik; Off- and Thomas McAvoy. Most of these Campus, Schantz; Howard, Schulz; men also played in 1906, but addi­ Morrissey, Nardone; Lyons, Kell; Eight of the first Irish eleven will tional members of the 1906 squad see service for the last time in the Alumni, Theisen; Dillon, Bums; are Ray J. Scanlon and Oscar D. Walsh, O'Hara; Sorin, Hofer. Southern California game. All the Hutzell. first string linemen except the tackles will be lost. Len Skoglund, Joe Euetz, Returning members of the 1907 Pat McCarty, Joe Kuharich, and and 1908 teams include John F. Ber- Chuck Sweeney will all be plajdng teling, Henry Burdick, Albert Mertes, series, having defeated the Trojans 6 their last game. In the backfield Paul McDonald, Robert Paine, Ulric of the 11 times. The Trojans have Andy Puplis, Jack McCarthy, and Ruell, and Thomas H. Sullivan. won four games. Last year's tie was the first in the series. Nevin McCormick will be toting the Besides Dorais, 1910 men invited ball for the last time. are Walter A. Clinnin, Charles F. Tomorrow will be homecoming day Notre Dame holds an edge in the Crowley, William C. Martin, Chester for the members of Notre Dame ath­ (Continued on Column 3) (Contimied on Page 19) letic teams from 1905 to 1910. THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC 15 NOTRE DAME FOURTH IRISH BASKETEERS OPEN AGAINST COLUMBIA: IN CROSS COUNTRY KEOGAN'S SQUAD STRONG FAVORITES

By Charles Callahan Competing in its only meet of the season, Notre Dame's unofficial team There's snow on the ground and the season of the year when the Fighting placed fourth in the twelfth annual Irish move indoors to continue carrying on their athletic fame is almost here. running of the Central Intercollegi­ Five evenings hence—^next Wednesday to be exact—^the 1937-38 Notre Dame ate cross country meet held on the basketball campaign begins. The opponent is Columbia College from Dubuque. Michigan State course at East Lan­ —^ The first five has Ail-Americans sing last Monday morning. Indiana, without question the most formidable ^^^ TUCV CilV Johnny Molr and Paul Nowak, plus collegiate cross country team in the 50 Trier SAY Captain Ray Meyer on the front line nation, retained its championship . , , -.x ^ at forward, center and forward re- with a low score of 27 points, while Appropnately enough, Notre Michigan State, which had success­ Dame's Irish marched to victory in fully defended its I.C.4.A. champion­ Dyche stadium yesterday on the feet ship a week previously, scored 47 of a lad named Charley Sweeney. He points to take the runner-up position. snatched a blocked punt out of the Wisconsin's previously undefeated wintry air and took a few hurried team nosed out Notre Dame by 82 but unmolested steps to a touchdown to 84, while Butler was fifth with which defeated Northwestem's Wild­ 127. • cats, 7 to 0, on a field fringed by snow and 45,000 wel chilled spectat­ Jimmy Smith, Indiana's lanky col­ ors."—Irving Vaughn in the Chicago ored star battled it out with his team Sunday THbune. mate, little Tommy Deckard, and won "Sweeney—Charles Aloysius Swee­ in the last few yards in 20:15. Al­ ney—told it to Northwestern today. though Jim Whittaker of Ohio State edged out Mel Trutt of Indiana for "The Fighting Irish of Notre third place, Indiana was given the Dame conquered their Big Ten arch­ first thi-ee places in the team score rival, Northwestern, 7 to 0, in freez­ because Ohio State had not entered ing, windswept Dyche stadium, and a full team. Charlie Fenske, N.C.- it was Sweeney of Bloomington, 111., A.A. mile champion from Wisconsin, hero of Notre Dame's triumph over fought off the powerful finishing Navy and Minnesota, who scored. It sprint of Greg Rice, Notre Dame's was Sweeney also, who on three other N.C.A.A. two mile champion, to beat occasions, contributed defensive gems him by a foot for fifth place. Waite which helped keep the desperate and Frey of Michigan State finished Wildcats, playing their final game of seventh and eighth, wliile Jones, an the season, from scoring."—^Associat­ unhei'alded but brilliant star from ed Press account in Youngstown the small college of Earlham, beat Vindicator. out Steve Szumachowski of the Irish team for ninth place. With the ex­ "Since the opening game of the ception of Whittaker, all of the first year Notre Dame hasn't scored more eight men had placed fifth or better than one touchdown per game and in either the mile or the two mile of Saturday's affair was no exception; the N.C.A.A. championship at Berke­ but that one touchdown, scored by ley, California last June. "Chuck" Sweeney after Alec Shellogg GUARD TOMMY JORDAN blocked Bemie Jefferson's punt, was Starts Wednesday night. All of the runners were hampered enough to defeat Northwestern yes­ by the severely cold weather and by terday afternoon at Dyche stadium, spectively. Cool Tommy Wukovits the poor condition of the course the final score being 7 to 0."—Tom and alert Tommy Jordan hold down which was slippery with snow and Le Strange in the Philadelphia the guard berths. hazardous with mud that had hard­ Bulletin. ened unevenly. Notre Dame was fur­ Behind this group there is a pres­ ther hampered by its lack of the pre­ "For the third time this season ent second-string quintet composed liminary competition necessai-y for a "Chuck" Sweeney took it upon him­ of diminutive Mike Crowe and ball- big meet, and by the absence of Gene self to insure victory for Notre Dame stealing Ed SadowsM at the forward Gormley, its third man, who was un­ Fighting Irish, this time at the ex­ posts, sophomore Mark Ertel at cen­ fortunately called home last Saturday pense of Northwestern; by scoring ter, and the scrappy "Duke" Du- because of the very serious illness of the lone touchdown of the game after charme and sophomore Gene Klier in his mother. Coach John Nicholson, a blocked kick in the second quarter the back court positions. who asserted that he had never seen yesterday at Dyche stadium."—Unit­ a more formidable collection of col­ ed Press report in Topeka Capital. Space keep us from giving much legiate cross country stars assembled mention to the other members of the squad. It's a shame to list them tmder for one meet, was not disappointed "Charles Sweeney, Notre Dame's a heading of also being on the squad with his team's showing. Several of right end, yesterday chalked up —^but, what can we do. Therefore, the individual runners, however, felt Northwestem's name alongside those here they are: forwards — Carson that they should have given more of Mitmesota and Navy on his list Wagner, O'Connor, and Walker; cen­ worthy performances. The five men of personal Arlctorles, for he snatched ters— Ellis, and Shields; guards — who competed for Notre Dame were a blocked punt out of the air to score Oberbrennan, Gaglione, and Smith. Greg Rice, Steve Szumachowski, John the touchdown that was responsible Francis, Curtis Hestor, and Bill Don­ for Notre Dame's 7 to 0 victory."— Remember, next Wednesday night I nelly, St. Louis Times-Star. See you there! 16 THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC VARSITY FINISH LAST INTRODUCING ^y Mark J. Mitchell WEEK OF PRACTICE

Patrick Francis McCarty will play his last game as Notre Dame Varsity Continuing the policy he inaugu­ center against Southern California, tomorrow. In so doing he will close a rated after the Pitt game, Elmer college football career which saw him rise from mediocrity to a position in Layden decreed Monday a day of which he has already merited All-American honors. His play this year par­ rest for his "one-touchdown" varsity, hoping that the U. S. C. game wU ticularly on defense, has been of such quality that it caused many of the old result in a victory. His hope is well- timers to harken back to the days of Jack Robinson, Tom Yarr, and even the founded, as the Army and Northwest­ immortal Adam Walsh. ern victories followed practice-free He was bom in Toledo, Ohio on Dec. 30, 191.5 in the same house his family Mondays. lives in today. His mother was German and his father Irish, and they must Tuesday the boys had a look at have given Pat a good start. For today he towers 6 feet two and a half inches some of the U.S.C. formations de­ skyAvard and depresses the machine marked "No Springs—Honest Weight" signed to shake loose agile Ambrose until the hand wavers about the 200 mark. Schindler, ace Trojan back. Inci­ dentally the players may just as well accustom themselves to the presence of officials, because in last year's game blocking by the whistle-tooters was a great factor on the Trojan side. It will be recalled that Larry Danbom was completely taken out of a play on a neat block by one of the officials, a touchdown resulting for U.S.C. All of the varsity players should be in fine condition for Satui-day's game, although Shellogg and Pat Mc­ Carty are sporting "shiners" as me­ mentos of the Northwestern game. Last year U.S.C. used eleven for- fations, from any one of which a score might have resulted, so Elmer is hoping the team gets over its one- touchdown business for a change.

he taped them up and started against Army, again playing most of the game. Northwestern saw him still \vith the first string until the fourth quarter when he had to be led from the field because of a deep gash over his left eye. In connection A\ath this an inter­ esting anecdote is told. Of course every one in the stands remarked how dirty some of "them Northwest- em fellers" must be. But Pat's ver­ sion is this: He says, "I was tackling Don Heap when Beinor rushed over .p^.^- f^itf^fiff'^'^^-^' to help me. I saw him leave his feet His high school record at Central Catholic in Toledo speaks for the early and dive right toward my head. I still can't understand why I didn't brilliance and versatility of this latest Fighting Irish pivot man. He partici­ duck." pated in football, basketball, and baseball. In the first of these sports he was captain and all-city center in 1933, his senior year. The same year he received Pat will be out there tomorrow all-tournament honors in basketball. wearing a specially designed head- guard something akin to that of Joe At Notre Dame he was just another lineman for two years. In third year Ruetz, and playing his heart out to he understudied Fred Mundee, and did it so well that at the end of the season show that he deserves that Ail-Amer­ he found himself the possessor of a gold "N.D." in recognition of his efforts. ican honor card he received after the The past summer he occupied himself with the care and tending of a large Ai'my game. When the shades length­ five-ton steam roller for the Lucas County (Ohio) Engineering department. en and the crowd wends its way out This undoubtedly accustomed him to dealing with large objects, and may of the stadium, Pat will walk oif the account for no small portion of his success against such forward walls as old Cartier sod for the last time. But before this takes place we can prom­ those of Minnesota, Pittsburgh, Army, and Northwestern. ise you that the Trojans will know For this season has been successful, almost entirely, from the McCarty they played a ball game against a viewpoint. He played almost every minute up until the Pitt game, when he real center and Fighting Irishman— had to leave the field in the second half because of two broken ribs. However, Patrick Francis McCarty. THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC 17 FENCERS SEEK POLISH Great Games, Wierd Plays, Thrill Finishes AS OPENER NEARS Have Marked Irish-Southern Cal. Series By Bill Donnelly After five weeks of diligent prac­ tice, Coach Pedro de Landero has his Anything may happen tomorrow i dictive reversal of the score which the 1938 fencing team fairly well lined afternoon when Notre Dame meets Los Angeles sports writers had pre­ up. The round-robin tournaments, Southern California in the twelfth dicted. which have been held for the past consecutive game of one of the crazi­ Southern California scored two two weeks, have sho\vn more promis­ est and most thrill-making rivalries touchdowns and a field goal in the ing material than was originally ex­ in the history of football. final quarter of the 1931 game to win pected. The Irish won three of the first 16-14 and break Notre Dame's string Especially promising are Jim Gra­ four games by one-point margins, of 26 victories. It was Hunk Ander­ ham and Charlie Colgan, who are overwhelmed a favored U. S. C. team son's first defeat as head football candidates for the epee posts, while to win the national championship in coach at Notre Dame, but after that Captain Zerbst, Mahoney and Guerin the last game Rockne coached, lost showed better than usual form in the three games under Hunk Anderson, early epee-bouts. Vic Mercado, the who was apparently Jonahed by the boy from Woodhaven, Long Island, Trojans, won two games for Elmer has proven to be a real foil-man, win­ Layden, and also played last year. ning nine of his first ten matches. Each battle has been ideal for the Captain Zerbst still seems to be the spectator who does not fully appre­ best sabre man on the squad. Al­ ciate the technical excellence of an though he was victorious in matches impregnable defense; with a total of with Sal Scarlata, Donovan, Gavan, 135 points for Notre Dame and 131 Graham and Michelson, all of the for Southern California, there has boys gave him severe competition. been an average of over 24 points a Marchy Schwartz Veteran Sal Scarlata has failed to game. show his usual efficiency because a the Trojans never let up on him. In heavy academic schedule keeps him In 1926 Notre Dame traveled to the next encounter they won by a from the necessary practice. Even so, 14-0 score, and in 1933 they brought the saber event will be the strongest a little fellow named "Cotton" War- section of the Notre Dame aggrega­ burton to Notre Dame to lead his tion, with Zerbst and Scarlata as the team to a 19-0 victory. only two letter men in this group. Of the other, Mercado, Graham and Mike Layden scored both touch­ Colgan have had varsity experience downs of the 1934 game to give against outside opponents. This is brother Elmer his first -dctory over the smallest group of experienced Southern California. In 1935 WaUy men that has reported for fencing Fromhart scored on a touchdown pass posts in four years. and intercepted a Trojan pass for a 73 yard runback. Bill Shakespeare, The freshmen fencers are whipping also plajdng his last game for the into shape, although individual bouts Irish, threw two touchdown passes have shown that they will need plen­ and scored on a seven yard end run. ty of practice before they can face The final score was 20-13. actual competition. Michelson, a Fate had evidently decreed that ten freshman sabre man, has been out­ l^?sSSa^--!r^ standing in his fights with the more games without a tie was enough, and last year it practically moved moxm- experienced members of the squad. Sclnoartz Tries Right Tackle The sophomores are developing grad­ tains to keep the Trojans on even ually with the recent intra-squad terms with an Irish team that scored Los Angeles for the first game of 19 first downs to the Trojan's one practice, but if the 1938 team wishes the series. With his team trailing to better last year's record of four which resulted from a penalty. The 12-7 after 58 minutes of play. Art first Trojan touchdown was due to a victories, three defeats, and one tie, Parisien entered the game at quar­ there will have to be some vast im­ lateral pass that bore much closer terback for the Irish, ran once him­ resemblance to a forward fumble. provements. self, called two running plays, and A rather severe schedule which will Southern California not only re­ threw two left-handed passes, the ceived a tremendous break when include the University of Chicago, second of which completed an 80-yard Northwestern, Washington U., the march for the \\inning touchdown. University of St. Louis and Wiscon­ Thus, the very first game of the sin faces the almost green Irish about series was given a story-book ending. the second week in January. In the meantime, the freshmen are The next game, played at Soldier's to be drilled in fundamentals and Field in Chicago, was won again by calisthenics to loosen up those muscles a Notre Dame pass and the failure of which are not usually brought into Southern California to kick the extra play in other athletics. While the point; the score was 7-6. In 1928 the freshmen are learning the art of Trojans overpowered the Irish, 27-14, lunging, parrjdng and retreating. in the least favorable season Eockne Coach de Landero and his assistants ever experienced. Notre Dame's 13-12 Chuck Jashivhich are looking for individual talent; victory in 1929 won a national cham­ they have been encouraging speciali­ pionship before the largest crowd "Bud" Langley broke up an Irish zation, Avith the hope that by means ever to see a football game—^112,912 touchdown by intercepting a pass on of intra - squad tournaments thev paid admissions in Soldier's Field. his own one yard line, but the referee might give the men a fair substitute Bucky O'Connor starred in 1930's ran perfect interference for the for- for actual competitive experience. 27-0 slaughter of the Trojans, a vin­ (Continued on Page 22) 18 THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC

IRISH, ILLINI B-TEAMS SPLINTERS FROM THE PRESS BOX TIE 6 TO 6 IN SNOW

By John F. Clifford It is just exactly six of one and The curtain drops tomorx-ow on the 1937 football panorama, closing one half-a-dozen of the other so far as of the most bruising, battle-marred seasons in the game's history. In this the combined varsity and "B" teams extravaganza of collegiate atliletics Mr. John Q. Public was privileged to see of Notre Dame and Illinois are con­ some of the best games he may ever hope to witness. There were fourth- cerned. Earlier in the season the two varsity squads splashed to a score­ quarter rallies; there were first quarter up-sets. There were the usual number less tie at Champaign and last Sat­ of good teams mediocre teams, and disappointing teams—^there was every­ urday afternoon the "B" squads shiv- thing anticipated before the season got under way. But what made this season vered amid the snow flakes and skid­ different fi-om those of the past four or five years was the shift in the locale ded to a touchdown apiece on Cartier of undefeated teams from the Mid-West to the Atlantic and Pacific seaboards. Field. And yet this is not surprising. Fordham, Pittsburgh, California and Santa Offensive activities were generally Clara have been on their way up the ladder for several years, and only one or confined to mushing back and forth two bad steps have caused them to miss a rung and drop. They've stepped between the 40 yard lines. Illinois carefully this year, but there still remain Duke for Pittsburgh, a bad team scored midway in the first quarter with which to end an heretofore undefeated season; and N.Y.U. for Fordham, when Amacher, lUini fullback slipped the Rams remembering only too well what happened to their Rose Bowl hopes through right tackle and ran 35 yards last j^ear after this game. to the Irish five where his attempt at a Christiana failed, and he flopped. V The ball rolled into the end zone where Fourier, the Illini right end, This shift of potential National Champs from the Mid-West to the East and fell on it for a touchdown. Far West does not mean that better football is played in these localities. What Notre Dame scored near the close has happened is that such teams as Notre Dame, Minnesota, Northwestern, and of the second quarter. Olsen blocked Ohio State lined themselves up against the toughest opposition possible, and an Illini punt and recovered the ball marching tooth-and-nail into every game, it became impossible for them to on the Illinois eight-yard line. John­ ride rough-shod over the opposition. Every inch of ground was paid for dearly nie McMahon banged through for a —consider the goal-line stands the Irish met this year. No teana "wallops" touchdown on his second shot at right another—note the scores of the last seven Notre Dame games. That such a tackle. policy is commendable (or even reasonable) is open to dispute. But indisput­ Illinois chose to kick off and Paul able is the fact that if any team sporting such a schedule should remain un­ Morrison, Irish halfback, gave the defeated through the season, it would be unanimously acclaimed National seals and penguins a thrill when he Champ. And now the "last scene of all that ends this strange eventful history" ran back 66 yards to the Illini 24, —the Trojans of Southern California versus the Irish of Notre Dame. It is but the half ended before the Irish could put the ball in play. fitting that the denouement for the season should be an intersectional clash. Not the best on the Coast, but representative, Southern Cal will show the Mid- The second half produced nothing West what the Far West has—or has not. To-morrow's show may be a tragedy, but red noses. Neither team threat­ perhaps a comedy, but certainly no farce. ened until the last two minutes when the Irish backs got their snowshoes under control to penetrate to the V Illini 18. We have held off any attempt at praising the work of Chuck Sweeney in ' The lineups: the past weeks, feeling that anything further said in this column would be Notre Dame (6) Illinois (6) superfluous. However, his work at Northwestern last week demands recogni­ Arboit 1..E Schou'da Shellogg KT Dremann tion. We won't elaborate on the fact that he is the best end seen at Notre Zuendel L.G Fee Dame since Wayne Millner's day; we need not proclaim him the classiest line Adamonis C Hayes Karr .R.G Porter man in the Mid-West—^that is generally conceded. But let it be proclaimed Albert R.T Fiegenbaiun Kelley R.E Fourier that any Ail-American committee omitting the name of Charles Alexander Tuck Q.B Huston Sweeney from its first team cannot consider its selection for 1937 acceptable Riffle .R.H Thistlewood Mandjiak : Ii.H. White by this department. Archer F.B Amacher Officials—Referee, Forest Wood; Umpire, V Mike Layden; Head Linesman, Frank Hogan; Field Judge, Charles Hafron. One final fling for Steve Miller. Equipping himself with the latest thing in Substitutions—^Notre Dame: Biagi. O'Neil, shock absorbers (On sale this week by the FLM Enterprise, Inc.) Steve bends Fitzgerald, Rogenski, Olson, Sullivan, Broscoe, Kelleher, McMahon, Morrison, Green, Kerwin, a wary orh on the national football program and ventures the following pre­ Nardone, Dahar. dictions for all youse guys. Batting for .823 last week and .752 to date Mr. Illinois: Cahn, Favo, Horton, Sexton, Miller looks good with: Hayes, Murphy, Buechel, Hardy, Shinkoff, Engelmen, More, Brovelli. NOTRE DAME 14; SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA 0 The Mellon Institute News an­ Holy Cross over Boston College nounces that Harry L. Wunderly, Michigan State over San Francisco Ph.D. in Chemistry, '37, is now a Stanford over Columbia Texas Christian over So. Methodist part time assistant to Dr. E. G. King Pittsburgh over Duke Navy over Army on the Cork Fellowship. Georgia Tech over Georgia Oklahoma A & M over Centenary. P. G. M.: Mr. Farley will be glad Nebraska over Kansas State Tulane over Missouri Fordham over N.Y.U. to know of the increased poundage Alabama Poly over Florida going out to home towns Monday Baylor over Rice morning. THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC 19

SHELLOGG AND SWEENEY COMBINE TO DEFEAT On fhe Bnemhs' Trail NORTHWESTERN 7-0, BEFORE 44,000 TO DATE: SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA h a s de­ By Andrew F. Wilson feated College of the Pacific 40-0, has been defeated by Washington The 1937 Irish football team continued its record-breaking, seldom-scoring 7-0, has defeated Ohio State 13-12, offense, and equally record-breaking shutout defense by beating Northwestern and Oregon 34-14, has been de­ Saturday at Dyche Stadium, 7-0. After Al Shellogg shot past Fred Vanzo to feated by California 20-6, has smack Jefferson's goal-line punt up in the air. Chuck Sweeney cut over to his played to a tie with Washington left to gi-ab the ball and score from State 0-0, has been defeated by three yards out, in the second Stanford 7-6, and has played Ore­ gon State to a tie 12-12. quarter. BRUSHING UP After a brief flurry in the middle THIS WEEK: of the first quarter when Northwest­ By Ed Brennan SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA plays ern banged through for three first Trojan coach, Howard Harding Notre Dame. downs and 45 yards to the Notre Jones, is now completing his 26th Dame 36-yard line, Skoglund, Sween­ year as a football mentor in 'major ey, Beinor, Shellogg, Ruetz, Kuharich league college football.' For many OLD TIMERS and especially McCarty had the Pur­ years, Jones has centered his offen­ (Continued from Page H) ple offense well restricted. Heap did sive strength around one man, and put a 12- and a 10-yard run together this season it is Ambrose Schindler, McGrath, Torgus H. Oaas, and John at the start of the second half for star running back. As a result, the T. Stansfield. two first downs, but this march Trojan slogan seems to be, 'as Schin­ In addition to these football men, stopped dead on the Notre Dame 40 dler goes, so go the Trojans. . . .' with an incomplete pass and end run athletes who participated in other by Jefferson that failed to gain. Southern California places a great sports will probably attend. Many of deal of confidence in its line. Prac­ the baseball players have, since they Notre Dame played a careful, hard, tically all the scoring done at their graduated, had careers-in major and wise game against a big tough team. expense this year has been on passes minor leagues. These include such The only obvious innovations in the that an unseasoned backfield let go well known personages as Harry A. Irish attack were more than usual over their heads. . . . Curtiss, Otto Koepping, Carl Cent- employment of running plays from livre, Bernard E. Daniels, and Bert punt formation with Andy Puplis Ohio State counted twice against Daniels. back, and a forward-lateral pass them on passes; Oregon chalked up Track men from this period ex­ which Stevenson, Skoglund and Pu­ two touchdowns in the first half, one pected are Rev. Michael L. Moriarity, plis worked for eight yards in the for 80 yards; Stanford likewise, present director of Catholic charities third quarter. scored its 7-6 vnn via the air, and in Cleveland; James Wasson; Fred Oregon State also put two passes Steei-s, member of the Board of Lay Northwestern was completely in­ over the Trojan goal. . . . Trustees and secretary of the Central effectual in the second half, having Getting back to Schindler, once A.A.U.; Forrest C. Smithson; Forest shown signs of crumbling under pres­ more. He is regarded as one of the Fletcher; Clarence Cripe; James sure in the opening quarters. After hardest running backs that has come O'Leary; Leroy Keach; John W. taking McCarty's long second-half out of the west in a long time. Schin- Murphy; Dr. J. H. Roth; John W. kjckoff on the goal line, the Wildcats dler's athletic abilities do not end Roach; and John J. Scales. pushed up 60 yards in their last dis­ with football, for on the track team play of hard mnning. Jefferson, who he is a broad jumper, high jumper, Additional baseball stars are John never was himself after Shellogg and and high hurdler. He is tied for in­ F. Shea, who with his brother Rev. Sweeney combined to block his punt dividual scoring honors with Vic Bot- Michael Shea, wrote the "Victory and score the game's only touchdown, tari, California ace, both speedsters March"; Edwin D. Bonham, G. A. kicked weakly from Notre Dame 40 having crossed the goal line eight Farabaugh, Frank A. McCarthy, Coe to the 22. Puplis went back in punt times. . . . C. McKenna, Samuel O'Gorman, Wil­ formation, and for the fifth or sixth liam E. Perce, Wendell T. Phillips, time started wide to the right. North- According to Davis J. Walsh, In­ Anthony J. Stopper, and C. L. U, western's strong side, protected by ternational News Sports Editor, Pitts­ Clemens. Number One End Kovatch and Num­ burgh is due to take it on the chin ber One Backer Up Vanzo. This time tomorrow when the mighty Panthers It is understood that any men who Kuharich, Thesing and McCormick meet the Duke Blue Devils. . . . may have inadvertently been omitted did their blocking perfectly, knocking from the list to whom invitations in both Vanzo and Kovatch. Andy Army and Navy will renew their were sent, are to consider themselves easily cut back away from Jefferson, rivaliy for the 38th time on Satur­ invited just as the others. defensively the weakest man in the day. . . . Wildcat secondary, and headed diag­ Bob Hoffman, sophomore fullback, cided to play a hunch, and start him onally up the field to his left. Safe­ is responsible for the bulk of the Tro­ against Ohio State. Jones apparent­ ty-man Heap moved over with him, jan's blocking on offense, and he has ly had an unknown ace in the hole, managed to force him too close to earned the reputation on the coast as for Morgan's great blocking in that the sideline for effective faking, and one of the hardest hitting secondary game was one of the chief factors in "knocked him off balance on the defense men. . . . the success of the Trojan's running Northwestern 34-yard line after a 44- attack. Needless to say. Red's asso­ yard run, the longest gain of the day. Red Morgan, Southern Cal's regu­ lar right half back, was so low in his ciation with the goof squad is a thing It settled Northwestern into a defen­ of the past. . . . sive role for the rest of the after­ football standing last year, that he noon, and made Notre Dame's job of was on the second team of the goof Marshall Goldberg's mother and sustaining a seven-point lead much squad. He started this season the father are the proprietors of a mov­ •easier. same way, but Howard Jones, after ing picture theater in Davis-Elkins, seeing Red perform one . night, de- West Virginia. ... 20 THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC

Don Notre Dame Helmets for Last Time Tomorrow

These are the Faces that Launched, Sailed, and are Bringing to Harbor Another Great Irish Football Team

LEX SKOGLUND JOE ZWT:RS ANDY PUPLIS CHUCK" SAVEENEY

JACK MCCARTHY 'BUNNY" MCCOEMICK

COACH ELMER LAYDEN

JOE KUHABICH PAT MCCARTY JOE RUETZ "CHUCK" O'REILLY THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC 21

// That Sail the Seas //

By James Dempsey

Symbol is the term given to a vis­ pointed him United States trade uith the German delegates. He was ible object representing to the mind commissioner to South America to also chairman of the first civilian the semblance which is not shown but make a report on banking and cred­ delegation to enter Germany after realized by association with it. In its there for the Department of Com­ the war, representing the allied and 1930, Edward Nash Hurley gave merce. On his return from there in associated governments. Remaining $200,000 to the University of Notre 1914, his book entitled Banking and in Paris xmtil February 1911, he Dame for the construction of a com­ Credit in Argentina, Brazil, Chile, served as a member of the Supreme merce building. The bronze clipper and Pern was published. Besides be­ Economic Council of the Interna­ which surmounts the commerce build­ ing very valuable in promoting trade tional Labor Commission. ing is the sj^ibol the University used relations between the United States to show its appreciation of his gift. and the southern continent, his work Within a few weeks after his This symbol was chosen because of was so valuable that he was selected return, he mapped out a comprehen- Mr. Hurley's great record of achieve­ as first vice-president of the Federal sice scheme for a permanent Amer­ ment which he made as chairman of Trade Commission. Later, after mak­ ican merchant marine. On July 29, the United States Shipping Board ing a success of the commission, he 1919, his resignation from the Ship­ during the World War. was appointed chairman. He resigned ping Board was accepted. Under his in February, 1917. direction, America's shipbuilding in­ Edward Nash Hurley was born at dustry had become the foremost in Galesburg, Illinois on July 31, 1864. In May of the same year, after the the world and its merchant marine After attending public schools in his United States had entered the World the second. native town until he was fourteen War, he became a member of the Red years old, he then entered the employ Cross War Council under Heniy P. For his brilliant record of achieve­ of the Chicago, Burlington & Quincy Davison, helping to formulate the ment in public service, he received railroad. While there, he held vari­ Red Cross War program and organ­ the American Distinguished Service ous shop positions and later became izing the first campaign for $100,- Medal, the decorations of commander locomotive engineer. In 1888, he was 000,000 which was to be used by the of the Legion of Honor of France, employed as a traveling salesman for organization. the Order of Ta Sho Cha Ho of the United States Metallic Packing China and was made Grand Officer Company of Philadelphia. Only a Then, as a climax to his brilliant of the Crown of Italy. He was also few years elapsed before he was career, he was appointed chairman of honored by the University of Notre made manager of that company. the United States Shipping Board on Dame which awarded an LL.D. de­ July 24, 1917. In this position, it was gree and the Laetare Medal to him Together with Henry J. Kimman, his duty to produce the needed ton­ and by the conferring of the D.C.L inventor of a portable piston air drill, nage without which the allied powers degree upon him in 1920 by Rnox he invented the portable pneumatic could not carry on the war. As pres­ College. hammer. The Standard Pneumatic ident of the Emergency Fleet Cor­ Tool Company of Chicago, Illinois, poration, by Oct. 15 of that year he On Nov. 14, 1933, death climaxed was organized by him in 1896 to had 393 American vessels afloat his spectacular career. He died of manufacture the hammer and the ready for action. By buying Japan­ leucocythaemia, an excess of white drill. It was one of the pioneer cor­ ese and Chinese ships, by repairing corpuscles in the blood, at the Passa- porations for manufacturing pneu­ the captured German and Austrian vant hospital in Chicago. Edward matic tools in the world. Starting sea-crafts and by seizing idle Dutch Nash Hurley was buried the follow­ without any capital, the first tools vessels that were found in American ing day in Calvary Cemetery at were made in a bam in Lawndale— ports, he was able to build up the Evanston, Illinois. a suburb of Chicago. Though the greatest merchant fleet America has tools were successful when they were ever had. Ninety-six ships were The University of Notre Dame will placed on the market, the small in­ launched on a single day, July 4, always remember Mr. Hurley as one come received from them forced him 1918, a feat unparalleled in the of her benefactors while the world to sell the English patent rights for world's history. On August 5, 1918, will remember him as a great manu­ $125,000. This provided capital for he announced that the shipping board facturer, author and a leader among the American business. In a few was producing ships faster than the men. years, Mr. Hurley made enough mon­ German submarines could sink them. ey so that he was able to sell his And at another time, he promised to holdings for a substantial sum and have 25,000,000 tons of an American retire to his estate at Wheaton, merchant marine ready by 1920 if Their traditional "yes" and ''no" Illinois. the war was to continue that long. intelligence tests were graded by an electric machine that defies flattery Five days after the Armistice was or red apples and doesn't believe the The year 1906 saw him organizing first hundred papers are the hardest. the Hurley Machine Company of signed, he went to Europe to study Chicago for the purpose of manufac­ ocean transportation conditions turing floor scrapers for dressing abroad and to formulate plans for hardwood floors and to introduce the the use of idle German ships in Ger­ This attraction of likes is most Thor electric washing machine, the man ports to bring home American pronounced in the matter of physical Thor electric ironing machine and troops and to carry food supplies to traits, with blondes being attracted to the Thor electric vacuum cleaner into Germany. With Marshal Foch, gen­ blondes, athletic men favoring ath­ the home. In 1913, President Wood- eralissimo of the allied armies, Hur­ letically inclined women, and men of row Wilson recognizing his achieve­ ley went to Treve, Germany, where sedentary inclinations finding small ments in the industrial field, ap­ the shipping agreement was perfected women to their liking. 22 THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC

From file Fifes ITALIAN CLUB MEETS forgot his own material presence on (Continued from Page 1) the field. At another time Ed Beinor February 1, 1890 — Our friend recovered a punt that had brushed John wants to know if those roosters against Ambrose Schindler before can't be choked off and let the quiet deavor b}' the accompanying music bouncing into the end zone. Schindler denizens of Sorin Hall have a good of Peter Alonzi, a sophomore in the slammed his helmet to the ground in night's rest. College of Commerce, and Thomas disgust at his own carelessness, but Febmaiy 15, 1890—There was a Delra. circumstantial evidence has no value "bear" dance on the lawn last Tues­ Di Brienza plans to repeat many in football and the referee's eyes had day; two walking beggars attended of the Club's activities of former been elsewhere. The final score of by two bears entei-tained the boys years, dinners, inter-club activities, the mad game was 13-13. with the dance and wi-estling match. and outstanding Italian features will The hat was passed around. be included in this year's curriculum. Di Brienza is aided in his work by JUGGLER VEIN officers Harold Rizzi, Frank Gagli- one, and John Julian. Mr. Eizzi is (Conthmed from Page 11) He'll Hulf vice-president, Mr. Gaglione has charge of the club's funds, and Mr. Lead (S.D.) Daily Call: "Fair tomor­ and He'll Pulf Julian takes care of all secretarial row with no increase in temptation." work. . . . A 1 ew field for those intellectu­ als who are always complaining about SOUTHERN CAL HISTORY the scarcity of courses open for elec- (Continued from Page 17) tives — "Pogonology" — the study of beards or a treatise on the subject... tunate Trojan when he became so A spiked bed has been suggested for absorbed in the proximity of Lang- John Schwartzel who is beating out ley's feet to the sidelines that he all contenders for "the laziest man in school"... Possible expulsion faces those caught removing silverware from the dining hall. Found in the Specializing in the ex­ dining hall: One spoon with the em­ amination of the eye. barrassing label "South Bend Coun­ try Club." . . . Picture of comfort: ... not when you Dick MoUer sitting in a tub full of hot water reading one of the old GO by South DR. E. J. CAIN authors. Shore Line OPTOMETRIST Successor To STUDENTS SUPPORT PLAN (Continued from Page 5) # Old Man Winter can do Rogers his worst, and still you get lowed in surrounding communities. there on time via South Until the magazine people put a stop Shore Line. You just step Prompt Lens or Frame repair to their tendency of offering moral service in our oion laboratory. aboard a fast electric train poison from the printed page, their and forg-et all about traf­ circulation figures are in store for a sudden collapse. American families fic or highways, straight 212 S. Michisan St. can no longer tolerate photographs of through to your destination. Phone 4-8211 nakedness parading under the dis­ In the winter, more than guised term of "art." ever, you save time and money when you travel by The heat is on and will not be South Shore Line. turned off. At present plans are be­ ing contemplated for fostering the new campaign on "The Catholic Devoted exclusively to the exam­ Hour." This is the largest religious CHICAGO, SOUTH SHORE & ination of the eye and the program on the air and is carried SOUTH BEND RAILROAD making of fine glasses. through 56 stations on a coast-to- coast network every Sunday at five o'clock. Intelligent service ONE WAV Reliability Phone 4-3601 Hours 10 to 5 RATES 34 years' experience are our endorsements.

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