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U.S. POSTAGE BULK RATE zoz<z$ I ft '993fHBMTTW PAID °^yi *a ^t8T PERMIT NO. 33 uomxS uopaoo Port Washington, Wis. FBI DOCUMENTS, pg. 3 + WAYSIDE INN CLOSED, pg. 2 + MANGELSDORFF ON CONCERTS, pg. 7 I THE FAMOUS REVOLUTIONARIES SCHOOL Are you one of the angry ones who bangs his nead against the wall while all your friends talk about "peace and love" and "reforming the system"? Then why not send away for our simple aptitude test and see if you might not have the potential to become a real revolutionary. FAMOUS REVOLUTIONARIES SCHOOL | the only correspondance school of revolution actually taught by real revolutionaries. You'll receive personal attention in your attempts to off the pig and relate through Marxist-Leninist dialectics to the oppreseed masses. Write in today. If you are one of the first 500 people to answer this ad, you'll receive a free AK-47 and 2000 rounds of ammunition. SAMPLE QUESTIONS FROM THE FAMOUS REVOLUTIONARIES SCHOOL APTITUDE TEST: Fill in the blanks: Multiple choise: a 1. "Right, The chairman of the standing committee of the Chinese People's 2. "Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Mihn/ NLF will surely" Jj|§ Communist Party is; « 1. Blaze Starr | 2. Gregory Peck 3."1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4.../ 3. Tina Turner II We don't want your fucking 4. All of the above FACULTY fL Enver Hoxha Alexander Karenskv Kin Agnew Mario Savio Charles Manson Maharishi Mahesh Yogi Nikita Khrushchev Adam Clayton Powell Tim Leary Vance Packard Bo Bolinski Amelia Earhart William Burroughs John Dos Passos &u FAMOUS REVOLUTIONARIES SCHOOL 233 E. 25th Street, Baltimore, Md. 21218 YES I want to crush the state! Rush me my aptitude test and the fre6 AK-47 while the supply lasts. name_ - ______ st. add _ state zip preferred country of exile " gl KALEIDOSCOPE 2 High!i§| g|| It's time to bring K'scope 4>ack home again; re-instituting this column is a step in that direction. We win use this space, as we have in the past, to keep you* more closely informed on what exactly it is we think we're up to, to answer some of the questions you have, to refute some of the silly charges and gossip that have focused oh K'scope for more than three years now, and to turn you on to some of the things we're intoe IffeS f&i Like for instance, Dylan's incredibly brilliant and funny book TARANTULA is finally being published, by MacMillan, and will be in bookstores about May 10. The price will be a reasonable $3.95, not quite double that of the available bootleg editions. Written in 1966, just before his near-fatal motorcycle accident, the work seems more imposing today than it did then. Even those sections that elude all attempts to impose a "meaning" on Dylan's seemingly random strings of. words offer a richness of language and image that is awesome. Get it if you can; Dylan deserves, more from us than a A.J0 Weberwursto Beer, we discovered recently, is a seasonal business, with sales up in the summer and down in the winter. And since at least half of K'scope's sales are accounted for by street vendors, we face a similar pattern. All of which is to point out that People's Beer recently confirmed what we have suspected for several months now: the winter just past was lousy. It was colder, snowier and just plain longer than .any winter of recent memory, which means people drank less beer and read fewer K'scopes (bad news, perhaps, for the bratwurst industry, but good news for the makers of cat litter). The word new is underlined in the sign on the door at the former Wayside Inn, 607 N.. The sorry state of the recent season also Broadway. It plugs the availabil accounts for the irregularity of the past few ity of Miller tap beer at "Pep's... Opening Soon...NEW Atmosphere "issues. We don't like to skip issues, or come ...Featuring Noon Lunches."The new atmosphere being planned by out late, but we do it when we have to. Better former "Barney's" proprietor late than never, and all thato Hardest hit by James Culligan appears to be designed to attract businessmen the sporadic scheduling are street sellers, many and other well-heeled people, of whom rely on the papers they sell for an more establishment than the Way side's former clientele. admittedly skimpy livelihood. To them we The rumored closing of the especially apologize, and promise to be back Wayside came as a surprise to most of the bar's regulars, a re on schedule shortly, laxed crowd which ranged from .speed freeks to Journal report ers, curiosity seekers to John the (We are NOT, incidentally, about to fold» Flower Man. In fact, we haven't been close to folding for a The slightly non-establishment customers tolerated Culligan, a couple years now. We ARE, however, broke — gray haired Irish son who saw to contrary to still other persistent rumors — and would it that Bing Crosby's Irish vocal efforts got equal bill with Bo ruary, 1968. The old Barney's gladly pay homage and honor to all bearers of Diddley and Crosby, Stills, Nash The Wayside Inn was operated site is now the first floor of gifts.) and Young on the jukebox. Culli by Barney Fredericks in the "The King's IV," a three story gan usually returned the favor 700 block of N. Water street night club operated by Frank from World War II until Feb Balistreri. while ringing up the long hair's It hasn't happened in a long time, but an money in what now appears to have been a patient plan to milk offended merchant recently refused to carry any the trade just long enough to shut ter the iconoclastic hangout. more K'scopes because he, objected to\the cover of The real Barney — Barney issue No0 92, wherein an officer of the law was tributing the amount in question Fredericks — opened his first es insists that our snuggery is less depicted having both his dignity and his pee-pee tablishment in an alley between to Boy's Town. a tavern than a theatre in the N. Water and N„ Broadway in Former Milwaukeean Rober round—sell pitcher beer and hu tweaked. This time, however, and contrary to 1936. Around World War II he Bloch ("Psycho") allegedly pen manize his chintzy Formica door moved it to the N. Water street ned his earlier works in one oi with such old pub props as red what we've come to expect, the offended merchant location where it remained until the booths in^the back of the N. checked tablecloths, wooden bar was none other than Brady street's very own Age February, 1968 when Frank Bal- Water street Wayside. stools, and old brass cash re istreri bought the site and con John the Flower Man, one oi gister, maybe a pair of moose of Man, penultimate purveyors of plastic. Old verted Barney's, the adjacent Milwaukee's more interesting antlers.'* Town, I hear you calling. To them, the Bornheimer's tobacco shop and characters, used to keep his box Barney's wasn't exactly a tav the upper floors into "The es of flowers cool in an old beer ern. It attracted non-drinkers Ungreening of America Award for April. King's IV," a three floor night cooler in the rear of Barney's. • who like the people there and club. W&ggi Legend has it he went into the drinkers whose main beverage Before retiring to Florida in flower vending profession after was pitchers of watery tap beer. Historic K'scope No. 100 will occur in, the death of downtown Mil March of that year, Barney mov At the Wayside, hard boiled eggs say, six to ten weeks. We mention it now—and ed the tavern to the N. Broad waukee's original flower man, were "oeufs," mugs of Meteus way basement where it remain whose portrait graced the .Way flowed and the bartenders were will probably keep reminding you — because it side's wall (the old gray haired real people. ed until Culligan quietly posted a x will be a monster (i.e., groovy!). More we "closed for remodeling" sign and gentleman with the W.C. Fields The management of the Stone locked the doors several weeks nose). Toad, across the street from the dare not say, but...Be Prepared. ago. An unsigned "Lagniappe" col former Wayside Inn, has put out The history of the old Barney's umn in the February issue of the word that they would prefer includes the owner's fondness for . Milwaukee magazine suggested "the Marquette crowd" to the If you haven't noticed, this is a good time that Milwaukee needed more pla Father Flanagan's Boy's Town less predictable "hippie" trade. to point out that we are still offering thirteen (remember those Christmas seal ces like the Wayside. "Suffice it O'Reilly's will soon give way to stamps with the young lad perch to say that it is downtown, down a concrete expressway and Hool incredible issues of K'scope for only $1.00./ In stairs and downright packed ed on another's shoulders while igan's—with its new manage all humility, we suggest it's the best subscription the fellow beneath said, "He ain't every night from 10 o'clock to ment and dual television sets— heavy, he's my brother"?). Pen closing. And the my is just not the same.

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