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▼ ETYMOLOGY LESSON just arriving, but Seminole Indians were posed to name the community “Lauderhill.” Pines, after the road and the row of invasive already there. By 1838, in the throes of the Sadkin explained that there were no hills here, pine trees that grew along it. The war with BEHIND THE NAMES Second Seminole War, the United States to which Safire replied, “There are probably no the invasive pine trees continues to this day. THE ORIGIN STORIES OF 23 BROWARD built its first stockades there, part of mili- dales in Lauderdale either!” (A dale is a valley, Plantation: Last year, as racial tensions NEIGHBORHOODS. BY JESS SWANSON tary encampments named Fort Lauderdale by the way.) Sadkin was convinced… and now flared across America, defenders of the Con-

browardpalmbeach.com ities, like children, are sometimes after Major William Lauderdale, who led you have something to tell spring breakers federate flag decided to rally at, of all places, browardpalmbeach.com named after important individu- the soldiers who constructed them. Lauder- who are lost on their way to Fort Lauderdale. Plantation Heritage Park. The coincidence als (or old-timey developers); dale died shortly after, and the fort has long Lazy Lake: Contrary to what you may was uncanny. But it turns out the city was other times, they’re just given disappeared, but if drunk spring breakers think, this community was not named after named for pretty innocuous reasons and not names that sound pleasant (bet- don’t quit with the litter and binge-drinking, a lethargic turtle. In 1946, a developer built by white, slave-owning racists. In the 1940s, Cter for marketing!). After a while, names are the soldiers might have to come back. this neighborhood of 13 homes around an potato farmer and cattle baron Frederick accepted but no longer questioned, so it’s old rock quarry. It was eventually filled with Peters bought a bunch of land from the ts | o N te ts totally possible to live your entire life with water. As legend (or Wikipedia) Everglades Plantation Co., kept the name, no idea how your hometown got its name. and then developed it. The Confederate But that’s sad – because some have re- flag-waving racists came much, much later. ally interesting backstories, especially in Pompano Beach: Pompano Beach is actu- Broward County. (If you’re from Tama- ally named after a fish called the Florida rac, you’ve really been missing out!) pompano that lives in the Atlantic Ocean. To rectify the situation, we’ve rolled These critters are silver with a blue-green up our sleeves and dug deep into the sheen. They have awkward, compressed bod-

ews | pulp c y | N ews dusty internet to share with you how ies and pudgy snouts. And they’re never as 23 Broward cities and towns got big as your dad claims after one of his fishing their names. (There are 32 munici- trips. (Usually, they’re about 17 inches.) palities in the county, but we spared Sea Ranch Lakes: This village, adjacent you the boringly named ones.) to Lauderdale-by-the-Sea, has just 670 Coconut Creek: This municipal- residents, according to the 2010 census. ity was named after the many coconut It got two-thirds of its name from the Sea ge | Night+ dA trees planted in the area by the city’s found- Ranch Hotel, the neighborhood’s land- A t ers. But there aren’t any creeks here. Given that mark hotel, and the other third from two our ancestors just decided to name things half artificial lakes within its boundaries. for the fun of it, let’s consider ourselves lucky Southwest Ranches: In 1996, Pembroke this place wasn’t called Swampy Boogertown. Pines tried to incorporate the area that is now Cooper City: Morris Cooper immigrated Southwest Ranches. Residents refused and to the United States from the Ukraine when packed the city hall, saying their neighborhood he was 18, after his father had been robbed was more rural and agricultural than Pembroke and beaten to death by a band of Russian Pines — and they wanted to keep it that way. In peasants. He worked in factories until he 1999, the homeowners’ association led its own saved enough money to open his own shirt “independence day” picnic. Residents voted company in New Jersey. When his luck on a name. Southwest Ranches won. The pic-

started to change, Cooper invested his prof- Mark Poutenis nic was a success, with the exception of Lisa, its into a Florida orange grove and acres of who once again left the potato salad at home. | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art surrounding land. Hence, Cooper City. Hallandale Beach: Sunrise: Reportedly this community Coral Springs: You might know Coral Back in the 19th Century, developer and has it, a friend looked out on the lake and told was all set to be called Sunset Village — but Springs as the place your mom drags you railroad magnate Henry Flagler couldn’t the developer that the “lake looked so lazy retirees found the name too depressing, to when you have to visit your grandma. get anyone to actually stay and live in the and peaceful.” As of 2012, the village, which is considering it a euphemism for death. The The area was named after Coral Ridge area now known as Hallandale. So Flagler surrounded on all sides by Wilton Manors, re- community was called Sunrise Golf Village in Properties, the company that developed recruited the brother-in-law of one of his portedly was up to 15 homes and 35 residents. 1961. Retirees flocked (and eventually died). the community in 1963. It’s a bit of a mis- workers. His name was Luther Halland, and Margate: Founder Jack Marquese praised Tamarac: Tamarac was named by its nomer since the nearest spring is hundreds he praised the area’s cheap land and non- this city as the “gateway to western Bro- founder (and former Seattle Seahawks of miles away, in the middle of the state. existent winters. By 1900, a dozen families ward.” When you combine the first three owner) Kenneth Behrig in the early 1960s. Dania Beach: In 1904, this area was were living in “Halland,” which was later letters of his last name (Mar) with the He named his community after Tamarac settled by a group of people with Dan- changed to Hallandale. These days, the area “gate” from “gateway,” you get Margate. Country Club in Oakland Park. The coun- ish ancestry. They called the area Mod- is known for the biggest fire-breathing Pega- Miramar: The first mayor, Robert Gor- try club had been so named because it was ello for a while but changed it to Dania sus outside of Greek mythology: a $30 million don, named this place Miramar, which the backward spelling of a car-wash chain: — after the people, not the pastry. sculpture at the Gulfstream Park racetrack. translates from Spanish as “look at sea.” Car-a-Mat. Congratulations, Tamarac; Davie: The land that is now called Davie Hollywood: Joseph Young was a real But Miramar is landlocked. So, Robert you’re basically a backward car wash.

NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW was once part of the Everglades ecosystem estate developer from California with big Gordon was not good at naming things, Weston: In the 1970s, Arthur Vining Davis New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm and mostly underwater. A developer named dreams for all the new land he was pur- as evidenced by his cat, Diarrhea Jones. began developing this area in western Bro- Robert Parsell Davie bought up a bunch chasing on the east coast of Florida. Young Oakland Park: This area north of Fort ward County. He took the first two letters of of land and built a school. Apparently the envisioned his city to be a motion-picture Lauderdale was once called Floranada (a each of his names and called the company Ar- townspeople were so grateful, they re- colony and even named the town “Holly- mix of Florida and Canada). After the great vida. The name was changed to Indian Trace, named the town after him. Too bad his name wood by the Sea” after the West Coast La- Miami Hurricane of 1926, residents came then to Weston in 1984. Either way, it remains

XX, 2012 XX, wasn’t R.P. Funkytown or else we could all La-Land. But if Jimmy Buffett has his way, to their senses and voted to rename the area Broward’s most western (and boring) city. git down to Funkytown to see the rodeo. we’ll be calling it Margaritaville by 2020. Oakland Park instead. But if they wanted Wilton Manors: Ned Willingham is consid- 20, 2016 20,

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pril ally in 1898 after deer that grazed in founding father. In 1959, as the area was be- gone with Tim Horton’s Hockeytown. which by association makes him the most the fields along the Hillsboro River. ing incorporated, Sadkin planned to call the Pembroke Pines: Sir Edward Reed was a fabulous Ned ever. Willingham’s wife’s XX–M 14-A Fort Lauderdale: The 1830s was a tumultu- area “Sunnydale.” But Sadkin’s close friend, member of the British Parliament, represent- maiden name was Felton. When you mash the

pril ous time along the New River. Settlers were New York Times journalist William Safire, ing the County of Pembroke. Reed purchased two together, you get “Wilton.” (“Manors” re- ONTH A

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6 browardpalmbeach.com miaminewtimes.com | CONTENTS | LETTERS | RIPTIDE | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM | CAFE | MUSIC | MUSIC | CAFE | FILM NIGHT+DAY| STAGE| ART | METRO | | RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | tage | a rt | Film D ish m usi C New Times Broward-palm B each MIAMI NEW TIMES odd Glaser steps onto the Sea Tabby, a wood- we’re machines,” he explains. “If someone calls for this, we’ll Amid an unparalleled housing boom fueled in part by foreign trimmed 1938 Mathis Trumpy yacht docked off get ’em in something else.” cash, developers like Glaser are ripping down Miami Beach’s Allison Island, a spit of land in Biscayne Bay just As the sun dips below the horizon, Glaser’s boat glides along older homes at an unprecedented rate. Before 2011, less than north of the Fontainebleau hotel. As he sits at a the glittering waterfront. The developer points out other aging a half-dozen homeowners per year sent in applications to de- table toward the back, he calls out for a Johnnie homes he suspects will soon crumble under a wrecking ball. molish their pre-1942 houses. But in 2012 and 2013, residents TWalker. An older, fully uniformed gentleman he introduces “There’s a very good chance a house like this will get asked for permission to tear down 24 of them. A whopping as Captain Andy quickly delivers the liquor in a glass. knocked down,” he says, passing a ’50s-era home. “That 38 applied for demolition permits in 2014, and last year, 34 Towering behind the 61-foot luxury vessel is Glaser’s one’s going to get bulldozed, no doubt,” he says, pointing over property owners submitted requests to raze old homes. In new home, a massive eight-bedroom, two-story house the bay at another. “No one’s going to buy that house for $10 their place, spec houses boasting everything from water slides with 12-foot-tall, floor-to-ceiling windows and gleam- million with the air conditioning on the roof.” to fingerprint-access wine rooms have been erected and then ing onyx-marble bathrooms. When Glaser bought the The 52-year-old is unassuming in a pair of Asics, blue jeans, sold, often to cash buyers with no plans to move in. M ONTH

property in 2014 for $3.8 million, a squat one-story 1950s a long-sleeved black T-shirt, and a faded red ball cap from To preservationists, it’s a troubling trend in a city famed for A pril

home faced the water. Nantucket, where his family spends two and a half months its architecture, from turn-of-the-century Mediterranean-style XX–M

Glaser struggles to remember what the exterior looked like of the year. The developer might not be a household name, gems to the world-renowned Art Deco District. Longtime resi- 14-A and can’t say anything about the interior, because he never but he has become the biggest local player in a booming trend dents, meanwhile, have been spurred into fights and lawsuits ONTH went inside. Instead, he did what he has done to dozens of in Miami Beach: buying up older houses, knocking them over what they see as a hostile takeover by absentee specula- pril other properties all over Miami Beach: He ripped the house down, and in their place, erecting luxury “spec” homes that tors who routinely bend city rules. The feds have become so 20, 2016 down within weeks of closing and began building a new are built to sell without having identified a particular buyer. concerned by the trend that they’ve begun tracking all cash XX, 2008 megapad, which is now listed for $13.9 million. Over the past five years, Glaser says he has built about 28 sales of more than $1 million in Miami-Dade County. And Unlike the others, this one isn’t for sale, he says. Glaser sprawling new houses on the Beach. He won’t say exactly they have good reason — the recently leaked Panama Papers plans to move into the 8,500-square-foot home on Tax Day how much he’s made in the process but acknowledges, “My laid bare how many cash purchases are made by politicians with his wife and four children. “We list everything because partners and I have done very well.” and oligarchs tied to corruption. >> p8

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Dirty or not, the huge sums of money flowing into the city have changed both the way it looks and the type of buyer it attracts. “We became very famous for our style of architecture,” says William Cary, a former Miami Beach planning director who retired

miaminewtimes.com in 2014. “And like so many places that became browardpalmbeach.com popular, we became the victim of our own popularity. All of a sudden, these wonderful, low-scale, gracious, tropical, single-family residential neighborhoods were rediscov- ered by people who had a lot more money.” But developers such as Glaser scoff at

ts | o N te ts those concerns. He says that the vast major- ity of developers are bringing legit buyers to town and that the boom is good for property values. If a few unwanted, older houses are lost in the process, well, that’s just the market. “Nobody’s complaining when they’re selling,” Glaser says.

ne of Glaser’s earliest memories is ews | pulp c y | N ews cruising North Bay Road with his parents — a hairdresser and a home- Omaker — and staring open-mouthed at the beautiful mansions lining the celebrity-oc- cupied stretch. Even today, he can still spout Photos by Karli Evans off the addresses of his two favorites: 5446 Developer Todd Glaser has become one

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t once belonged to the Bee Gees’ Robin Gibb. booming “spec” mansion business, building That he would later own both houses — and 28 new houses in the past five years. He says in fact would tear one of them down — would he and his family will soon move into this never have crossed his mind as a working-class eight-bedroom mansion in Miami Beach. kid from Bay Harbor Islands. He’s always been To build the dream house, he demolished a a hustler, though. Back in high-school shop one-story home from the 1950s. class, he carved the block letters of his father’s name, Kenneth, and gave it to his dad to dis- those superrich buyers was a growing hun- play at the Americana Hotel, where he cut hair. ger for waterfront property — or at least for His customers liked it so much that Glaser luxury digs in which to park their money. offered to make the nameplates for $5 a letter. By 2014, that trickle had become a full- “I always made money somehow,” he says. on torrent of cash pouring into the Beach Glaser’s mom, a Baltimore native, and as foreign buyers from Venezuela, Russia,

| music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art dad, who is from Chicago, landed in Mi- Colombia, Italy, and France snapped up ami shortly before he was born. His family anything they could — the more luxuri- never owned the apartments they lived ous the better. “So many people came in — Glaser says his father was a lifelong in and bought because they wanted the renter who on his deathbed still wor- money out of their countries,” he says. ried about how to provide for his wife. Although Glaser says he saw a slowdown

| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | After graduating from Miami Beach High in foreign buyers beginning in early 2015, he in 1982, Glaser skipped college because his believes their purchases gave U.S. buyers confi- family couldn’t afford it. Instead, he took dence to invest in real estate again. “They really a job as a waiter at Bal Harbour’s Regency year. Things picked back up just before In 2009, Glaser completely remodeled helped the economy in South Florida and built a Hotel and often worked private events World War II and then again came to a halt as Robin Gibb’s house. Three years later, he strong foundation,” he says of foreign investors. for owner Lou Brandt and his friends. building materials were diverted to wartime snatched up the other home that had caught Developers began competing to build the Glaser’s life changed, though, after a efforts. The advent of air conditioning in the his eye so many years ago. “As a kid growing most eye-catching spec mansions possible tragic fire killed more than 80 people at late ’40s made Miami Beach a year-round up in Miami Beach, as a hairdresser’s son, to attract all of that cash. This past January, the Las Vegas MGM Grand in 1980. Soon, resort town, and builders began developing these were the most unbelievable homes one listed a $34 million home with a 42-foot Florida passed a law requiring hotels and hotels and motels to meet rising demand. to me on the street,” Glaser recalls. But water slide connecting the second-story MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm other public lodging facilities to have fire The Beach fell on hard economic times walking in as an adult, it was “the biggest family room to the pool. A $43 million spec sprinklers installed. Smelling an opportu- in the mid-’70s, but as art deco grew in letdown of my life — low ceilings, chopped- pad in Bal Harbour came on the market in nity, Glaser took up a family friend’s offer popularity, developers began buying up up, 1970s.” It had to come down. He de- December with a full Miami-rich-guy starter and became a fire sprinkler engineer. the older hotel properties and restoring molished the house and built a new one. kit: a 55-foot yacht, a Jaguar, and a Warhol. Business boomed, and by the time he was them to suit the modern guest. By the ’90s, Glaser has always had a talent for tim- Glaser hasn’t gone quite so overboard. But 25, he was able to purchase his first home, a Glaser was in on the early days of the lat- ing, and in 2006 he felt the winds shifting. he does take care to add special touches to all

XX, 2008 XX, two-bedroom Key West-style wood-frame est boom — and he took full advantage. He unloaded a glut of properties and mostly of his properties, like making sure multiple

20, 2016 20, in Coconut Grove. Not long after, a neighbor Throughout the ’80s and most of the went on hiatus — just in time for Miami’s refrigerators at each house are equipped with

ONTH put her home on the market. Glaser made ’90s, real estate wasn’t his full-time gig. The worst property bust in decades. As the high-quality icemakers that churn out vari- pril a deal with her, renovated the home, and restless entrepreneur still worked in the fire subprime housing bubble exploded nation- ous shapes to meet every buyer’s preferences.

14-A flipped it for a profit. He never stopped. sprinkler industry and also owned a clothing ally, Miami-Dade’s own market tanked, He installs an elevator in nearly every home XX–M Entering the real-estate market, Gla- store called Animal Farm and a popular line with houses losing three-quarters of their but has bigger plans for future projects. “I’m pril

A ser was diving into a business that’s been of streetwear called Pervert that was worn value and condo towers left abandoned. dying to put an escalator in a house,” he says. ONTH

M changing the face of Miami since its very be- by celebrities such as Janet Jackson. In 1997, Five years later, he smelled a new oppor- “I’ve never seen a house with an escalator.” ginning. Miami Beach’s boom and bust real- he went full-time into development — and tunity brewing. Banks still weren’t lending To build all of those new luxury won- estate cycles began with a peak in land prices eventually had the chance to get his hands on freely, but Glaser partnered with investors derlands, developers have had to knock who had cash to finance deals. And among down older Beach houses. 88 in 1925, although they crashed the following those houses he had dreamed about as a kid. >> p10 browardpalmbeach.com | CONTENTS | PULP NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM DISH MUSIC NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH A PRIL 14-A PRIL 20, 2016

9 McMansions Gone Wild from p8 room with an abrasive cleaner, he waited eight years until he found the only remain- From an economic standpoint, Glaser ing Cuban guy in Miami with the mold to says, it just makes sense to buy properties for make the tiles and the skill to reproduce the land and then build something new. He the pale-red painted design on each one. estimates it costs $22,000 to knock down a “We loved the house and wanted 6,000-square-foot home, versus $240,000 to bring it back to the way it was to surgically gut it. To rebuild a shell of a in the ’30s,” Bienstock says.

miaminewtimes.com home of the same size runs about $440,000, Lindemann is the son of George Linde-

browardpalmbeach.com he says. With a budget of $3.5 million, for 7 mann Sr., a contact lens and cell-phone com- percent more, “you can have a brand-new pany tycoon whose net worth is estimated at house.” For a home to be worth saving, he $2.6 billion. George Jr. and his two siblings needs it to have great bones, high ceilings, grew up in the New York area and attended large rooms, and, ideally, in these times of school at Manhattan’s Lycée Français, a bilin- sea-level rise, a location above flood level. gual French private school that boasts alumni Glaser laughs at the idea of many homes such as novelist Danielle Steel and Strokes ts | o N te ts in Miami Beach being labeled historic, con- frontman Julian Casablancas. After graduat- trasting the city with spots like Rome or even ing from Brown University in 1986, George New York. He points to the 1960s as a time Jr. became a highly ranked equestrian with when much of the Beach’s historic archi- Olympic hopes. Instead, in 1995, a federal tecture was torn down to build high-rises. jury convicted him for his role in the killing “They knocked down all these beau- of a failed show horse named Charisma with tiful oceanfront Mediterranean es- hopes of collecting the insurance money. tates,” Glaser says. “That’s when Miami Court records and testimony suggest

ews | pulp c y | N ews Beach should have gotten tough.” George Jr. was frustrated with the horse’s performance and wanted it gone. A couple ne Friday morning last October, of weeks before Christmas Day 1990, a Miami Beach Police Officer Rob- hit man who said he had been hired by ert Mitchell was dispatched to a Lindemann popped into a bar in Green- Odisturbance at a home in the posh Sunset wich, Connecticut. He later testified he Islands neighborhood. He was assigned liked to get drunk before doing the deed. ge | Night+ dA

A to the department’s violent crimes/homi- Gin and tonic was his drink of choice. t cide bureau, but this was no brutal murder. Fueled by the alcohol, the hit man crept It wasn’t even much of a disturbance. onto the Lindemanns’ horse farm and at- It was a fight between neigh- tached one alligator clip to Charisma’s ear bors about a Styrofoam cup. and another to its rectum. When he plugged The day was windy, and the cup had blown in an attached cord, an electric current shot onto Terry Bienstock’s property from the through the horse’s body, and Charisma col- construction site next door, where 51-year-old lapsed dead. The method left little physical millionaire George Lindemann Jr. had torn evidence, leading most insurance adjusters to down a 1930s home to erect a 7,200-square- believe the horse had died of colic. The killing foot pad. Bienstock took the cup and placed was discovered only after the feds stumbled it on the hood of a construction vehicle. Then upon the hit man while investigating the the superintendent of the site called the cops. disappearance of candy heiress Helen Brach. It was a comical moment for police to get (Lindemann had no involvement in that case.) | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art involved, but it came during a dead-serious Lindemann was convicted of wire fraud war between neighbors who had spent two related to the horse’s killing and served years duking it out in court about the property about 19 months in federal prison. line. Just three weeks earlier, the dispute had By all accounts, Lindemann made a new gone to a six-day trial in front of a Miami-Dade name for himself in Miami Beach, becoming

| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | Circuit Court judge. Stakes were high: Bien- president of the board of the Bass Museum stock estimated he had spent three-quarters of Art in 2008, a position he still holds. In of a million dollars on legal fees, and Linde- 2013, the Miami Beach Chamber of Com- mann had spent $6.4 million on the property. merce gave him a Better Beach Citizen As longtime neighbors clash with wealthy Award in the category of Citizen at-Large. newcomers amid Miami Beach’s real-estate “Since moving to Miami Beach in 1996, boom, few stories better illustrate the sim- I have worked diligently to be a responsible mering tension — and the absurdities of the and productive member of our community collision of money and power at work — than through my professional, philanthropic, the fight between Bienstock and his neighbor. and civic efforts,” Lindemann said in an

MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI Originally from New York, Bienstock email. “Rather than be defined by a pain- New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm is a 61-year-old former Comcast attorney ful chapter of my life 25 years ago, I strive with bushy salt-and-pepper eyebrows and to be the best person I can be today.” the booming and self-assured voice of a As the sun sets over the bay on a recent TV news pundit. He moved to Miami out afternoon, Bienstock sits poolside recount- of law school in 1978 and lived for a few ing his beefs with Lindemann’s construc-

XX, 2008 XX, years with his wife in Brickell. But as they tion project. He claims the installation of a

20, 2016 20, grew older, the couple wanted something seawall next door caused $60,000 worth of

ONTH waterfront and family-friendly. Drawn to damage to his home, which took six months pril the character of the 1937 home, they bought to repair. (Bienstock later dropped his claim the property on Sunset Island III in 1986. because his homeowners insurance covered 14-A XX–M Since then, Bienstock has obsessed over the cost.) Frequently, he says, his cars were pril restoring the house to its former glory, adorn- covered in concrete dust, which had to be A ONTH

M ing his air-conditioning vents with covers scraped off instead of rinsed so the concrete in the same design as the trim around his wouldn’t set. And, annoyingly, there had been fireplace. When a contractor ruined the another incident involving Styrofoam when original hand-painted Cuban tile in his living a group of workers next door had cut >> p12 10 10 browardpalmbeach.com | CONTENTS | PULP NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM DISH MUSIC NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH A PRIL 14-A PRIL 20, 2016

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large pieces, sending pebbles of debris flying into Bienstock’s pool. (A spokeswoman for Lindemann suggested he wasn’t to blame for the debris, indicating city roadwork contributed to the problem.) The two neigh- bors couldn’t agree on the shared property

miaminewtimes.com line and proper setbacks, and each filed browardpalmbeach.com suit against the other in September 2013. This past February, Circuit Court Judge Jerald Bagley sided with Bienstock, mean- ing that parts of Lindemann’s property, such as the seawall and the driveway, were over the property line. Portions of the house

ts | o N te ts were also too close to the property line. Lindemann’s attorneys were granted a rehearing, which has been scheduled for the end of April. In the meantime, the judge’s ruling has been stayed. “My intent was to Searching for build a pretty dream home for myself and my four kids,” Lindemann told New Times. places where Bienstock says his conflict isn’t an isolated incident. As huge homes are rising across Mi- ews | pulp c y | N ews ami Beach, residents are getting fed up with Photos by Karli Evans absentee owners and constant construction. “These are not residents building their own homes. When they were originally built, they were custom homes — you bought the lot and then you built the house you wanted to live in,”

ge | Night+ dA cool Bienstock says. “Now they are all developers A t people building spec homes, marketing them overseas meet? to people who are not going to live here.” n a tour of his Sunset Islands neigh- borhood, Bienstock pulls up to a new Follow us at BrowardNTStreet luxury home with huge windows. ORiding in the back seat is Daniel Ciraldo, a family friend who grew up in Sunset Islands and is now a historic preservation officer with the Miami Design Preservation League. Ciraldo points at the middle of the second floor, where the untinted windows offer a clear view of a bed. Just to the left, tucked into the

| music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art corner, the bathroom is visible from the street. “You can see the toilet!” he says. To critics like Ciraldo and Bienstock, it’s the perfect illustration that these houses aren’t re- ally meant as homes to raise families or to retire — or even to live — but rather as investments. Miami Beach native Sheryl Gold (top) and her neighbors fought to give their neighborhood

| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | Detractors of the Beach’s megahouse boom north of 17th Street a historic designation. Gold’s home in the Palm View Historic District have two major complaints: Residents like was built in 1946. She hopes to sell the house to a buyer who appreciates its historic charm. Bienstock say the homes are too intrusive, too large, and too out-of-character with the rest More than half of all local sales were known as the “Boob God,” purchased a 1920s of the city. And preservationists like Ciraldo made in cash in January, according to the estate on Star Island with intentions to knock say priceless history is being lost when Miami Association of Realtors, a rate double it down. The couple wanted to build some- homes are wrecked for the new structures. the national average. Last year, foreign thing that looked more like a Greek temple. As Bienstock zips through the neighbor- buyers in particular snatched up 10,600 Retired planning director William Cary hood, he points out homes that have been properties worth a combined $6.1 billion. remembers the Hochsteins’ architect swing- scheduled for demolition. “This is going to Heavier criticism of the industry is likely ing open the door to the planning department MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm be taken down... They just applied to have to come, thanks to the Panama Papers leak. with the blueprints tucked under his arm. this taken down... This is an original house Among those exposed in leaked docu- “I said to him, because I knew it was that they got approval to take down... That ments from a Panamanian firm that sets up coming: ‘Don’t even walk in the door,’ ” one’s for sale to be taken down,” he narrates. offshore shell companies were numerous Cary recalls. “ ‘You’re proposing to de- Most of them, he says, will never be lived frauds such as Miami Beach father-son duo molish one of the most architecturally in. “It’s a place to park your millions. They’re Mauricio Cohen Assor and Leon Cohen- significant houses in the city.’ Of course, I

XX, 2008 XX, being sold off paper,” he says, sometimes to Levy. The documents suggest the two, who had no authority to stop anything on it.”

20, 2016 20, people who buy the properties sight unseen. were convicted in 2010 of conspiring to That’s because in Miami Beach, single-

ONTH Activists and the government have pushed defraud the IRS and filing false tax returns, family homes are given historical designation pril back. The feds announced earlier this year used the fake companies to shield property only if the homeowner initiates the process. In

14-A they would require title insurance companies from the IRS, including a nine-bedroom the case of the Hochsteins, Ciraldo’s organiza- XX–M to report the true buyers of properties pur- waterfront mansion on North Bay Road. tion, the Miami Design Preservation League, pril

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M provision was targeted at only two markets in fights in court and city hall have become more against the couple’s wishes. But city commis- the Unites States — Manhattan and Miami- regular. The most notable came in late 2012, sioners eventually sided with the owners. Dade County — in an attempt to crack down after The Real Housewives of Miami star Lisa “That made it very clear to preserva- 1212 on money laundering through real estate. Hochstein and her husband, a plastic surgeon tionists that the city commission was not browardpalmbeach.com going to prevent the demolition of histori- we need to start with information, miaminewtimes.com cally significant homes,” Cary says. which is something we don’t have.” Even Glaser agrees there’s not enough Rosen Gonzalez contrasts Miami Beach incentive for property owners to have their with other coastal communities that place home historically designated. When it’s time more value on their history. “If you look to sell, the designation can often mean a lower at a place like Saint-Tropez, it looks the asking price because the buyer won’t be able same way it did when Brigitte Bardot was to make significant changes to the exterior. floating around on a yacht in the ’60s, “There’s no benefit,” he says. “If I come in... and there’s a reason for that,” she says. and the house is historic, I’m not buying it.” Cary, meanwhile, says he’d like to see the

But Glaser does push back against city crack down on loopholes in the preserva- | MUSIC | CAFE | FILM NIGHT+DAY| STAGE| ART | METRO | | RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | critics like Ciraldo and Cary. He says tion laws and the size restrictions on existing | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | most of the houses he tears down are houses. “What’s happening now is so much badly outdated or just plain ugly, “one- pressure is being put on the city commis- story 1950 or 1960 horrible homes.” sioners by this very, very large money that “Everybody perceives me as the guy it’s now changing the balance,” he says. building modern homes, but everybody Although the city offers a tax abate- forgot I saved Cher’s house, I saved Robin ment program for homeowners who Gibb’s house, the Carl Fisher house,” Gla- remodel instead of demolish, it’s not ser says. “I’ve probably saved more historic always the most cost-efficient method. homes than anybody in Miami Beach.” Rosen Gonzalez says the city needs to find He says he always asks for proof that new ways to incentivize preservation. cash buyers have money in a U.S. bank “We have to be friendly to people before selling his properties. He also who want to restore homes, not just to takes issue with the idea that the homes people who want to destroy homes,” she are destined to sit empty as oversized says. “It’s definitely changing the face investment vehicles. These days, he of Miami Beach. The question is, what says, the majority of his buyers are re- do people want? Is it architecture? Be- locating to Miami Beach full-time. cause we’re losing our cityscapes.” “The last 15 houses I’ve sold, maybe Another proposal could make it more one has been for a family only living here difficult to demolish a home in Miami tage | a rt | Film D ish m usi C part-time. We’re building homes that fit a Beach. City commissioners are consid- family for people who are going to stay,” he ering a move to require that all house says. “That’s why the houses are bigger.” demolitions, not just for homes built be- Ciraldo isn’t so sure. The overdevelop- fore 1942, receive approval from a panel ment of residential areas, he worries, will similar to the city’s Design Review Board. eventually make Miami Beach unlivable. That change would need to be placed “If we don’t have the right zoning, these on the ballot for voters to approve. islands are literally going to be continuous Giving whole neighborhoods a historic construction projects, and it’s really go- designation is another option, although ing to affect the quality of life,” he says. not many of them exist in the city. In 1999, Miami Beach native Sheryl Gold and her s Captain Andy pilots the Sea Tabby neighbors had their area just north of around Biscayne Bay, Glaser points 17th Street designated as the Palm View out houses he’s built and sold to a Historic District, meaning their homes who’sA who of celebrity clients — Billy Joel, could be renovated or enlarged, but not

Lil Wayne, A-Rod, Hulk Hogan. For the demolished. Their neighborhood is “a New Times Broward-palm B each most part, he doesn’t mind being tagged model for how this can work without de- as a spec builder or the face behind the molishing what’s valuable,” she says. so-called McMansions. The market is al- “This hasn’t happened in a vac- ways changing, he says, and he’ll be there uum,” Gold adds. “It’s because resi- to capitalize on it when it does. That’s one dents have been very, very vocal about reason Glaser has been selling off the last what it takes to protect this.” MIAMI NEW TIMES of his waterfront properties, now prefer- For Gold, her concern is not about the style ring to snatch up “dry” real estate inland. of the McMansions. She takes issue mostly “All the copycat people are coming in with the scale of the houses and the fact that behind me and doing what I was doing,” so many are built as speculation, rather than Glaser says. “I’m the one who made the to meet a new resident’s needs. “These are market, so I can’t chase the market.” spec houses by developers hoping their vi- No one knows what the future holds for Mi- sion of what Miami Beach is supposed to be ami Beach’s topsy-turvy housing market. The in the future will appeal to a buyer,” she says. Panama Papers might just herald the begin- Bienstock says the debate really ning of the end of the latest cash-driven boom, comes down to one question: Will his and local politicians and activists are pushing neighborhood continue to be a place M ONTH changes that might make demolitions tougher. he can live or will it become a series of A pril

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Food trucks will offer also continue the party with a Downtown free beverages provided by Gramps and City Skate at night that will feature some Red Bull, with tons of giveaways from local bonus prizes. The event is free and open to affiliates like Cigar City and PBR Miami. all longboard skaters regardless of skill and Even Uber will host free local rides. Infor- will begin at 3 p.m. Saturday on Fort Lauder- mation on special RSD releases is available dale Beach at Las Olas Boulevard and A1A. at recordstoreday.com/SpecialReleases. Visit the Facebook event page. ABEL FOLGAR RSD2016 starts at 8 a.m. and goes until 10 p.m. Saturday at Radio-Active Records, 845 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, with the afterparty across county lines at Gramps SUN 4/17 in Wynwood. Call 954-762-9488, or visit ▼ radio-active-records.tumblr.com. 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Though it’s not tied to a Correspondent’s Dinner, that Rush Lim- traditional Japanese holiday, the park’s largest baugh’s “kidneys [should] fail” and that the | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art annual event celebrating the first buds of porcine talk-show host should be water- spring has become a tradition of its own with boarded, chances are the agency of her for- a roster of engaging events taking place mer employ now has a file on her. And why throughout the weekend. The normally se- shouldn’t they? Sykes has been a provoca- rene gardens transform into a booming hub teur on issues of race, gender, sexuality, for- for samurai-sword-fighting performances, eign policy, and domestic issues for her taiko drumming with Ronin Taiko and Fushu entire standup career. She publicly came Daiko drummers, Japanese dance perfor- out as gay in 2008 and today is married to a mances, plant sales, craft vendors, Japanese French woman who birthed two Caucasian street fair food vendors, Kirin beer gardens, children; she recently told an interviewer sake stations, children’s activities, and an an- that she’s even “a minority in my own ime costume and fashion-show contest. The home!” A cast member of hit TV shows popular costume contest that has gone on for ranging from Curb Your Enthusiasm to five years and counting happens on Saturday, Showtime’s House of Lies, Sykes will fea- with prizes from Tate’s Comics and the Mori- ture in her current tour a slate of new mate-

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sheets [four feet by eight feet] and then melt browardpalmbeach.com Look up! the surface with hand-held heat guns to ▼ Art achieve detail and texture. Individual sections are then suspended from the ceiling and con- nected to each other, forming large gestures through the space. Most of this work takes on an environmental quality, much like being in Upward! a cave or under the surface of turbulent wa- ter.” Lighting — from white to blue to green At new FAT Village gal- and so on — slowly illuminates the pieces. lery ArtsUP, art is on the But the installations are only part of the | Contents | pulp | news | experience at ArtsUP. Ramsay also con- | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | ceiling, and events are on sidered the business model of FAT Village, the floor. BY ANDREA RICHARD which has success with events such as a monthly art walk. “So I divided the space rtsUP is the latest addition into two,” he says. The floor space func- to the increasingly popular tions as a venue that can be rented out for FAT Village in downtown special events or be used for programming Fort Lauderdale. This unique that relates to the work seen above. The gallery brings high-quality art does not infringe upon events as a typi- art installations to a new level — specifi- cal gallery’s walls could. So far, ArtsUP has cally,A the level that starts at 12 feet overhead Artwork by Jamey Grimes integrated yoga classes and art photography and goes up to the much-higher ceiling. a year ago. “This is not a result of me saying, ‘I times it’s blue with some puffs. It’s so large workshops as part of its programming. Neil Ramsay, founder and director of the want an art space or an art gallery,’ ” he explains. in here, it almost feels like you are outside.” Ramsay says that exhibiting artists — there space, notes that his idea is “ambitious.” “This is a result of being in the warehouse dis- Since opening the spot in January, Ram- will be about five per year — are involved n ight+Day | “I’m creating an opportunity or envi- trict, looking at this warehouse, and combining say has invited artists to create and install in various aspects of any show, from plan- ronment for magic to happen,” he says. my appreciation for architecture and my edu- massive aerial displays, best viewed by ning happenings on the floor to coordinat- Ramsay teaches visual-arts marketing for cation in economics, and to me, the space was leaning back as though gazing at the sky. ing the business side of things. He seems artists in the architecture department at Flor- underutilized, so I sought to find a solution.” Currently on display are works by Alabama- to relish his role as a coach and facilita- ida International University. ArtsUP is his nod When he initially explored the ware- based artist Jamey Grimes. Wash is a series tor rather than as a micromanager. As he s to “look up,” a trending phenomenon in archi- house, which spans more than 5,000 of suspended sculptures constructed of cor- says, “I let people experiment and fail.” tage tecture circles. The concept is often hashtagged square feet, he didn’t notice the floor rugated plastic sheets that reference move- on social-media photographs as a way to plan; instead, he saw the volume. ments of water and a sweep of color. The use of [email protected] capture the idea of seeing above, as one would “At first, I called this place the Art Sky Chal- synthetic materials is intentionally juxtaposed | Art | Film | observe the scale of a building or major struc- lenge,” he reflects. “The sky is always a chang- against natural subject matter, explains Grimes. Wash ture. Locally, Ramsay is a pioneer of the trend. ing work of art, so in this vast space, I thought, “Corrugated plastic sheets are commonly On display through May 2016 at ArtsUP He says the idea of opening his own space Why don’t we create a sky — the sky should used for real estate or political signs,” says Concepts, 521 NW First Ave., Fort came to him when he visited FAT Village about change in here. Sometimes it’s gray; some- Grimes. “I cut organic patterns out of large Lauderdale. Visit ArtsUPconcepts.com. D ish | m usi C | NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH New Times Broward-palm B each M ONTH A XX–M pril 14-A ONTH pril XX, 2008 20, 2016

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browardpalmbeach.com In The Jungle Book, Disney builds a better blockbuster.

BY BILGE EBIRI In keeping with t he spirit of Kipling, the structure is largely episodic. That choice ere’s about as convincing an could result in tedium onscreen, but it argument as I can imagine works here, giving us ample opportunity to

ts | o N te ts for the existence of the mod- luxuriate in the cast’s star personas. Mur- ern Hollywood blockbuster. ray’s bear is a riff on his usual scheming Disney and Jon Favreau’s The layabout; Johansson’s snake vamps it up as HJungle Book reinvigorates an oft-told tale she slithers and hypnotizes; and Walken with star power, technology, and calculated gets to be a goofily intimidating mob boss. charm. It’s been billed as a live-action re- (Louie was a character invented for the 1967 make (it’s too good to be called a “reboot”) Disney version and was memorably voiced of the 1967 Walt Disney animated classic in that film by Louis Prima.) We even get based on Rudyard Kipling’s 1894 stories. some songs: Walken reprises a revised ver- ews | pulp c y | N ews Of course, Disney has already given us a sion of the classic “I Wanna Be Like You” live-action version in 1994, with Rudyard and Murray of “The Bare Necessities.” Kipling’s the Jungle Book, an Indiana Jones- But the true wonder of The Jungle Book © Disney ified take that bore little resemblance to lies in what might be called its very block- liant practitioner, Steven Spielberg. But the The film has a stirring storybook grandeur.

Night+ dA either the animated film or the original buster-ness — the way it fully immerses us in film has a stirring storybook grandeur as well, tales. And perhaps the best Jungle Book out this world, utilizing state-of-the-art effects particularly in its rhapsodic portraits of animal off a cliff. It happens swiftly, suddenly, and

ge | there might still be Alexander and Zoltan (the talking, emoting animals look amazing togetherness, which in turn helps sell all that without any melodrama: You can imagine A

t Korda’s magical and odd 1942 film star- and real) and juggling levity, menace, and dialogue about unity and the power of the pack. that the filmmakers and the studio don’t want ring young Indian actor Sabu; that one sweep. As a director, Favreau has over the These franchise movies usually have to be to upset younger viewers too much by focus- was even less faithful to Kipling. Over the years proven himself adept at staying close to all things to all viewers: fun for the kids, gritty ing too closely on death. Yet the offhand cru- years, there’s been a Russian adaptation, the action while still finding brief moments of for the grownups, snarky for the teens. Very elty of this character’s speedy dispatch has a an anime series, a Chuck Jones cartoon, pictorial grace; that’s one reason why his Iron often, that results in an inchoate sprawl of real sting too. If only all blockbusters could plus a brace of sequels and sorta-sequels. Man set the tone for the Marvel movie-verse. competing tones and set pieces. But The Jun- be this exciting, engrossing, and beautiful. Oh, and apparently Warner Bros. is work- He does something similar here. As Mow- gle Book is fast and light. It manages to be just ing on its own iteration, due in 2018. gli runs through dense fields and forests, scary enough to make us feel the danger of The Jungle Book In other words, there’s no real need for the camera often stays so close to the boy’s solitude in the middle of a massive jungle, but Starring Bill Murray, Ben Kingsley, Idris Elba, another Jungle Book, which makes this point-of-view that we don’t always see what’s never indulgent or gratuitous. At one pivotal Lupita Nyong’o, Scarlett Johansson, Giancarlo Esposito, Neel Sethi, and Christopher Walken. new one’s job even harder. The story itself pursuing him — a classic tactic Favreau and point, Shere Khan kills a major character by Directed by Jon Favreau. Written by Justin Marks. isn’t too dramatically different from that others probably learned from its most bril- biting into and then quickly casting the body 105 minutes. Rated PG. Opens Friday, April 15. in the familiar Disney animated film. Our hero Mowgli (Neel Sethi, delightfully viva- | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | Art | s | Art film | music dish cious and chatty) is a young boy who’s been raised by a family of wolves since the black montage — a sunny, Earth, Wind & Fire-scored provoke old-timer Eddie’s grumpy lecture on panther Bagheera (voiced by Ben Kings- ley) found him abandoned in the woods. Bob and Weave paean to Chicago glories like deep-dish pizza neologisms. The smack talk is much sharper Living as a wolf isn’t easy: Mowgli grows The latest Barbershop is a and Oprah that soon turns into a disaster reel and funnier between the gray panther and up slowly, can’t resist the temptation to cut below. of the gun violence that has plagued the city. One-Stop (J.B. Smoove), whose innumerable use tools, and has to make into instinct the Calvin is determined to stay in the battle-weary side hustles — VD testing, dental work, coun- things that wolves just know, like never to BY MELISSA ANDERSON neighborhood, though; to keep solvent, he has seling, real estate — prove the freshest gags. stray from the pack. Togetherness is the expanded his onetime all-male sanctum to But the film too often relies on rote ser- wolves’ mantra: They gather to recite the he effortless charisma of Ice Cube and include a ladies’ monizing when tackling the city’s scourge of Law of the Jungle (“The strength of the pack Cedric the Entertainer, the headliners salon overseen by shootings, a grave topic that The Next Cut is is the wolf, and the strength of the wolf is of the first two Barbershop movies THE FILM green-ringleted simply too feeble to examine with any real the pack”) in the evening, and Bagheera’s T(released in 2002 and 2004), helped keep RELIES ON ROTE Angie (Regina depth or meaning. (Though wildly uneven, voiceover tells us: “If he was going to sur- those overplotted comedies buoyant. Cube SERMONIZING Hall). Yet the last year’s Chi-Raq, directed by Lee’s cousin vive, he was going to need a people — a and Cedric are back as Calvin and Eddie in WHEN TACKLING coed space only Spike, at least pulses with unalloyed fury and NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW

New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm people to protect him.” That’s not people, Barbershop: The Next Cut, but even their enor- intensifies the pain about the metropolis’ rising death toll.) but a people. Superheroes be damned, THE CITY’S mous appeal can’t rescue the third installment Mars/Venus di- After trying to keep his 14-year-old son on this is a communitarian blockbuster. SCOURGE OF That communal i mpulse is threat- in the franchise. Nor can director Malcolm D. SHOOTINGS. vide: “The only the straight and narrow, Calvin concludes, ened when loner tiger Shere Khan (Idris Lee, who’s overseen an impressive number of man you can trust “We gotta fix our problems ourselves.” The Elba) arrives and demands that Mowgli breezy productions: The Best Man (1999) and is the man upstairs,” fumes stylist Bree declaration typifies the boot-strapping con-

XX, 2012 XX, be turned over to him, or else. The tiger’s its 2013 sequel, Undercover Brother (2002), (Margot Bingham), one of several lines servatism that dominates all of the Barber-

20, 2016 20, vendetta is personal: “Does my face not and Roll Bounce (2005). Scripted by black-ish suggesting a T.D. Jakes homily. shop movies but, offered as a solution to an

ONTH remind you of what a grown man can do?” creator Kenya Barris and Tracy Oliver, The Next The intragender feuds are just as frac- intractable problem, sounds especially glib. pril he sneers, displaying his scarred mug. To Cut is glutted even more than its predecessors tious. Bree often clashes with coworker Draya protect the wolves, Bagheera agrees to 14-A with ancient fellas-versus-females debates, (Nicki Minaj), a weave specialist who must [email protected] XX–M take Mowgli back to a distant human vil- ungainly sociopolitical commentary, and Top also contend with some serious side eye from pril lage. Along the way, Mowgli runs into Kaa A ONTH 40 superstars trying to diversify their brands. Terri (Eve, whose acting career was launched Barbershop: The Next Cut

M the python (Scarlett Johansson), Baloo “Lately, we’ve been having trouble,” Cal- with the first Barbershop but may end with the Starring Ice Cube, Cedric the Entertainer, Regina the bear (Bill Murray), and King Louie Hall, Anthony Anderson, Eve, J.B. Smoove, vin, owner of the South Side shop that bears third). The reigning hip-hop queen appears (Christopher Walken), a Gigantopithecus Common, and Nicki Minaj. Directed by Malcolm his name, says in voice-over in the opening contractually obliged to say fleek, if only to D. Lee. Written by Kenya Barris and Tracy Oliver. lording over a small army of monkeys. 1818 browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com

▼ Dish In-and-Out BBQ North Lauderdale’s Burning Oak makes getting slow-smoked barbecue on-the-go easy. BY NICOLE DANNA | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | ow here’s something you don’t | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | see every day: drive-through barbecue. But there it is, a window at the west side of the Burning Oak’s red stucco Nbuilding, which once housed a Fish & Hook. Today, customers can roll through and order massive smoked turkey legs, plat- ters of beef brisket, pulled-pork sand- wiches, and even barbecue-spiced rock shrimp — all without leaving the car. America. Ironically, the only item on Burning Oak’s menu that can’t be ordered from your Kia happens to be a burger. The brisket burger is a meaty monstrosity of four ounces of brisket layered atop an eight-ounce beef patty — a hulking creation that stands several inches

tall, a literal tower of meat that teeters be- tage | a rt | Film dish m usi C tween two Kaiser buns. With all that meat, the sandwich can take up to 15 minutes to prepare — too long for a busy drive- “WHEN WE through lunch rush. FIRST OPENED According to co-owner Craig THE FOOD Young, the burger TRUCK, IT WAS is even better when Photo by CandaceWest.com MORE ABOUT topped with a scoop food-truck proprietors to make the tran- fry up sweet and tangy beneath a spicy Brisket burger: A literal tower of meat. OUR PASSION of the house mac ’n’ sition to a store in a few short years. blend. It hardens into a thick shell, allow- FOR GOOD cheese. Face it: You “When we f irst opened the food truck, it ing the tomatoes to stay tender and juicy, It’s best to eat these with your hands, ripping don’t want that in was more about our passion for good bar- enough so that you almost don’t need the meat from bone with just your teeth like some BARBECUE. your car, and eat- becue. The truck was a hobby,” says Young, homemade chipotle mayo dipping sauce. ravenous caveman. The fat will run like a greasy THE TRUCK ing it while driving who left a career in banking to work the Young also isn’t afraid to share his fi- river down your hands and wrists, but it’s worth WAS A HOBBY.” would be a hazard truck — and now restaurant — full-time. “As nal secret: apple juice. It’s sprayed on it for just a few minutes of unbridled meat- New Times Broward-palm B each worse than texting. time went on, it went from a hobby to a real the meat once every hour throughout eating, and no one will question your manners. NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH Young, who opened the Burning Oak business, and eventually we decided to go the smoking process, its sugary juice While plenty of longtime South Florida with friend and business partner Julio Vil- all out and open a full-service restaurant.” adding an extra touch of flavor. barbecue joints are still known for the “best” larreal in early March, should know. He Like most Florida barbecue chefs to The Burning Oak specialties include ribs, pulled pork, or brisket, the Burning Oak is created the burger, and it has been one sprout up in recent years, Young and Vil- smoky St. Louis-style spare ribs. The res- quietly competing for its own such title. Above of the most popular menu items so far. larreal consider themselves barbecue taurant goes through 100 racks a day, long, all, its mission: to deliver thoughtful, high- The two locals developed their take on lovers first and restaurateurs second. Af- flat bones served dry, carrying pork marbled quality barbecue to an area of Broward that Southern ’cue when they began serving ter years of trial and error and research, with fat. Like any good spare rib, the meat could use a little more meat. With a few quirky in 2013 from a food truck, Legend’s BBQ. the pair have come up with a few secret won’t fall from the bone, but the outer cooking techniques, Young and Villarreal are The name was a reference to the three steps that help ensure that their ’cue layer will give a satisfying “pop” as you bite living out that mission well without relying “legendary” meats (chicken, beef, and comes out different from all the rest. in, revealing tender pink meat below. on the regional trappings of big-shot barbe- pork) that have been feeding the world’s It starts with the wood, oak sourced from There are also very South Florida, cue cities. Think inspiration, not imitation. population for thousands of years. Georgia. It lends the perfect smoky essence, mojo-infused pulled pork and jerk-spiced And, thanks to that drive-through win- When the business went from hobby says Young, a flavor so intense they honored chicken, each offering a hint of Caribbean dow, now getting good barbecue in west to full-time job after a successful first year, their establishment with its name. While tang. Order both with a combo meal, and get Broward is even easier than you’d imagine. Young and Villarreal decided to expand the beef brisket cooks low and slow over- the macaroni ’n’ cheese side. A four-cheese “It doesn’t take 20 years of experi- from the bright-red wood cabin on wheels night, prep and cook for the ribs, chicken, blend of two types of cheddar, Swiss, and ence to know what’s right and wrong,” with a custom-built smoker on deck to a turkey, and pork begin at 5 a.m. each day, American forms a smooth, butter-based says Young. “It takes passion, dedica- M ONTH A

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chose a building at the corner of West McNab tinually permeates the air on this block. and the occasional hunk of homemade corn- XX–M Road and SW 81st Street, at the Shoppes of There are also the rubs, one each for pork bread, used to add texture and a touch of [email protected] 14-A McNab in North Lauderdale. The location — and beef. The key here is balance — neither sweet in place of the usual bread crumbs. pril with no barbecue restaurants for nearly ten too salty nor too sweet — a blend of 12 spices Come Thursday, the best option is to get The Burning Oak ONTH

miles in each direction — was intentional. that infuses the meats for up to an hour in line for Flintstones-sized oak-smoked 8006 W. McNab Road, North Lauderdale. Open 10 20, 2016 But the drive-through window wasn’t. through a thick coating of yellow Hellman’s beef ribs, served two per order with two a.m. to 9 p.m. Sunday through Thursday and 10 a.m. XX, 2008 “Just a happy accident,” says deli mustard. It may seem like a question- sides and a thick slice of cornbread. The last to 11 p.m. Friday and Saturday. Call 954-933-1944. Young. “We decided to keep it.” able practice, but Young swears it helps meat to cook that day, it is unloaded from Today, it’s one of the many things that the seasoning permeate the meat faster. the smoker around 1 p.m. Fattier than pork Fried green tomatoes $5 St. Louis ribs $12/$21 (half or full rack) set this barbecuing duo apart from other, The shrimp and beef rubs are also used ribs, each two-pound Brontosaurus-like Mac ’n’ cheese $5 more established ’cue joints. The duo to form the base of the coating for the fried bone comes out crusted in a thick red sea- Beef rib $25 (two ribs, two sides, and cornbread) Peanut butter pie $4 also stands as one of just a handful of area green tomatoes, thick-cut beefy ones that soning, delivering a salt-and-pepper bite. 1919 | SMALL PLATES | dish a unique texture and is one of the few products she sources straight from Brazil. ▼ Dish The final touch: a dozen or so fresh-laid eggs from Regina’s own chickens, their golden yolks cooking to a pale yellow over ▼ FAVORITE DISH the simmering bean and meat mixture. “This is a very traditional dish where I FEIJÃO TROPEIRO AT come from,” says Regina. “It is a reminder of my home and a familiar comfort food for my browardpalmbeach.com

browardpalmbeach.com REGINA’S FARM Brazilian guests who miss it as much as I do.” If you’re fond of Brazilian fare, forget the Regina’s Farm is located at 1101 Middle Americanized steakhouses, rodízio restau- St., Fort Lauderdale. The all-you-can- rants, and churrascarias of South Florida. eat dinner is $25 per person, served three When it comes to finding some of the more Saturdays per month by reservation only traditional of this South American coun- (weather dependent). All profits benefit

ts | o N te ts try’s rustic dishes, nothing quite compares the Las Olas Worship Center. Reservations to Regina’s Farm in Fort Lauderdale. can be made Tuesday through Friday from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. by calling 954-465-1900 or online via Facebook.com. NICOLE DANNA

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t changed hands, with previous owner Sally Parsons moving on to “the next phase of life.” “It has been a great ride, and I am so blessed to have been part of the craft- beer movement in South Florida,” Par- Courtesy of Regina’s Farm sons says. “To be able to be part of so Brazilian food, in the heart of Fort Lauderdale. many people’s brewing adventures and their growth, I can’t express any more Several days a week, Regina and Elizeu gratitude. I now see people who learned Silva — along with their two sons — open to brew open up and work for brewer- the gates to their property in Sailboat Bend ies, and I feel like a proud mama.” for a series of pop-up dinners, multicourse The company sent out an email meals the family matriarch who oversees in March sharing the news and offi-

film | Art | s | Art | music dish film each feast has named Fazendinha da Re- cially passed the torch on March 25. | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | gina — Portuguese for Regina’s Farm. Bx Beer Depot is now fronted by Of the many dishes served during Ben and Kem Smith-Meyers. each family-style meal cooked at Regina’s “We were blessed,” Kem says, stand- wood-fired outdoor kitchen, perhaps ing inside their new business. “We had to the best dish is one typical of the Brazil- fight for it... We came at the right time.” ian province from which she hails, a large Kem brings years of experience in business inland state known as Minas Gerais. administration while Ben — a transplant from The dish is called feijão tropeiro, one Michigan four years ago — is an avid home- you’ll find cooked in small, roadside, open- brewer, having brewed up north with his father air kitchens similar to Regina’s across for more than a decade. It’s this hobby turned much of southeastern Brazil. A basic meal passion that moved him to buy Bx Beer Depot. consisting of beans cooked with garlic, But don’t expect it to stay onions, pork sausage, eggs, and cassava where it is for much longer. flour, it’s hearty and filling fare from a “We want to move our location in two region of the country best-known for its to three months,” Ben said. “Somewhere NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm farming way of life. Often consumed by that is more open to what we’re doing.” traveling cattle ranchers, known in Brazil “For this location,” Kem added, “we as “tropeiros,” Regina says today many are restricted to one event a month.” consider it Brazilian comfort food. They’ve hinted at another location in Lake Here, the dish is cooked in a massive steel Worth or somewhere in Boynton Beach. pot over wood-burning heat; it’s enough to feed Before that move, there are some initial

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BY FALYN FREYMAN | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | BY ANGEL MELENDEZ | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | am Hunt is the kind of 31-year-old he big names need no intro- Southern charmer you bring home to duction: Blake Shelton, Dierks your mom. At his first-ever Grammys redS carpet this past year, he donned a tailored, Bentley, and Tim McGraw will draw the biggest crowds of baby-pink suit that hugged his six-foot-four Tortuga 2016. But it’s the little former athlete’s frame, his thick brown hair Tguys, the wildcard acts at the massive, annual slicked back into a modest pompadour in the country-music beach party, that will provide style of “Suit & Tie”-era Justin Timberlake. the surprise thrills. Though most are rela- He pens songs inspired by stories growing tive newcomers, several of the artists on this up hunting and fishing on his family’s land in the list, including Cam, Muddy Magnolias, and small town of Cedartown, Georgia, population Ryan Hurd, have experience singing and/ less than 10,000, and calls his grandfathers on or writing for huge stars. Their names might not be familiar yet, but these eight acts sure both sides “two strong men of great integrity.” as hell know how to put on a good show. On the platinum-selling single “Take 6. Cam. 1:30 p.m. Friday, Tortuga Stage. Your Time,” off his debut album Monte- After a star-making performance at this vallo, Hunt insists, “I don’t wanna steal your year’s Academy of Country Music Awards, freedom/I don’t wanna change your mind.” Cam (born Camaron Marvel Ochs) won’t His voice between choruses is low and soft, tage | a rt | Film D ish Music be flying under the radar much longer. She more of a mumbled, spoken confession performed an acoustic version of her single than melodic, down-home storytelling. “Burning House” and blew the crowd away. In short, Sam Hunt is a modern country heart- The 31-year-old throb whose journey from college quarterback to California native and Nashville songwriter to genre-crossing industry IT’S THE former Miley Cyrus “it” boy has shifted into a hyperspeed over the songwriter satisfies LITTLE GUYS past couple of years as he went from penning the hunger for pop- WHO WILL songs for Kenny Chesney and Keith Urban to country outside of PROVIDE THE the boys club that being named the American Music Awards’ SURPRISE makes up the head- New Artist of the Year in 2015 and sharing the THRILLS. liners. With a sound Grammy stage with Carrie Underwood in 2016. that’s a mix of Dolly “That was my first time being at the Gram- Parton and Katy Perry and a genre- mys, and obviously performing at the Gram- bending debut LP, Untamed, Cam is mys, so that was really cool, and I’m glad that NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH on the threshold of superstardom. I was able to perform with someone I’m such New Times Broward-palm B each Photo by Dustin Cohen 5. Drew Baldridge.11:30 a.m. Sunday, Tortuga a big fan of,” Hunt says shortly after return- Stage. On his current hit single, “Dance With Ballerini’s debut album, The First Time, is a Elle King, queen of a rowdy country style. ing from another big first — a small string Ya,” Drew Baldridge does his best impres- girl-power, pop-country ditty torn straight of performances and meetings in Europe. sion of a country-music Robert Palmer with a from the pages of a frustrated woman’s di- gospel, and Southern rock and have toured Though his star seemingly rose rapidly, Hunt serious twang. Despite his country trappings, ary. Following the blueprint left behind by with the likes of the Zac Brown Band and has been plugging away in the traditional Nash- Baldridge is a product of pop music through T-Swift’s country ghost but with a more Gary Clark Jr. The antithesis of bro-country, ville style over the course of nearly a decade. and through, having grown up listening to both confident swagger, 22-year-old Ballerini Muddy Magnolias are a can’t-miss act. He first picked up the guitar in college, where Backstreet Boys and Michael Jackson, in ad- channels the lyrical strength and radio- 1. Ryan Hurd. 2:30 p.m. Friday, Sunrise Stage. dition to country stalwarts Alabama and Eric friendly harmonies of her heroes the Dixie Blending rugged good looks and enough he taught himself to play and began writing his Church. Describing his music as “fun, real, Chicks and Shania Twain. Though some songwriting chops to pen hits for Blake own songs after football practices. After an un- and positive,” Baldridge injects every facet of might find her approach heavy-handed, Shelton and Tim McGraw and other stars, successful stint in NFL training camp, Hunt took himself — an honest, God-loving, small-town even when using metaphors as on “Peter Ryan Hurd is on the cusp of breaking out. He the plunge and moved to Nashville, where his boy who really loves dancing — into each song. Pan,” Ballerini doesn’t waste time get- might have only one five-song EP, Panorama, music career began in earnest. Years into writ- 4. Elle King. 4:30 p.m. Sunday, Sunrise Stage. ting to the point. Whether the subject is to his name, but that’s far from the extent of ing songs for big stars behind the scenes, Hunt’s Elle King is the sort of singer/songwriter the divorce of her parents (“Secondhand his arsenal. The excitement of seeing Hurd first record was finally released by MCA Nash- who wields heartbreak like a gleaming pistol. Smoke”) or the pain women endure to look at Tortuga extends from the limitless pos- ville in 2014. Montevallo became the first debut Born in Los Angeles and raised in Ohio, King good (“Stilettos”), Ballerini dresses it all in sibilities of his set and the obvious potential M country record to have all of its singles peak ONTH has a sound that was forged on the road, as sparkling robes and catchy sing-alongs. of a young singer/songwriter hungry to es- on the Top 40 of the Billboard Hot 100 chart. A pril she hopped among London, Malibu, Mem- 2. Muddy Magnolias. 12:30 p.m. Saturday, tablish himself on the strength of his tender Despite all of his recent success, the new XX–M

phis, and New York. This musical vagabond Sunrise Stage. Brooklyn-native R&B song- voice and heartfelt, pop-country tunes. 14-A country star admits the shift into a fast-paced, and her raspy, rowdy style borrow from the writer Jessy Wilson and aspiring guitarist/ highly visible lifestyle hasn’t always been easy. ONTH garage fuzz of the White Stripes, the blues- singer Kallie North from Mississippi via [email protected] pril rock of the Black Keys, and the street-smart Texas met by chance in Nashville and almost “Home is always home,” he says when asked 20, 2016 whether life on the road takes a toll. “Not being XX, 2008 rebellion of Amy Winehouse. In her live immediately joined forces in the studio. Com- Tortuga Music Festival able to go back to Cedartown and see those shows, paired with the banjo-happy antics of bining their powerhouse voices and equally Featuring Blake Shelton, Tim McGraw, Dierks Mumford and Sons, King is a whirlwind of strong personalities, Muddy Magnolias was Bentley, Sam Hunt, Thomas Rhett, and more. people and experience all those things, all those sounds and perhaps one of the most original born, and so was their first blues-rock banger Friday, April 15, to Sunday, April 17, along Fort elements that made it home, you know, that can Lauderdale Beach, 1100 Seabreeze Blvd., Fort be a bit of a bummer sometimes, when months acts taking the stage at this year’s Tortuga. of a single, “American Woman.” Since their Lauderdale. Single-day tickets start at $100; 3. Kelsea Ballerini. 3:30 p.m. Saturday, Tor- inception, North and Wilson have expanded three-day general-admission tickets start and months go by and I haven’t had a chance to tuga Stage. “Xo,” the opening cut off Kelsea their musical palette to incorporate folk, at $199. Visit tortugamusicfestival.com. go back. But if I was going to sacrifice >> p24 23 23 New American Dreamboat from p23

that time spent at home for anything, I would defi- nitely want it to be for music. So I don’t complain.” Hunt seems adamant about staying true to his country roots. Though his R&B-tinged, oftentimes brooding style allows for opportunities to stand out in country and to cross over into other areas of the music industry, it’s his Southern roots and browardpalmbeach.com

browardpalmbeach.com strong family ties that help keep him grounded. Many of his band and crew were close friends before “the whole music thing,” says Hunt. “It’s a lot easier to stay on the beaten path and stay focused and stay grounded when you have those people around who would be your buddies if you were doing anything, whatever you might be do- ing in life... We can hold each other accountable that way, so it’s a lot easier to keep your head on straight when you’re out in all this craziness.” Apart from a close-knit inner circle, memories from back home and traces from his former life as an athlete inform Hunt’s music and lifestyle choices. Of his grandfathers, with whom he was very close, Hunt says, “I take them on as memories. I’m able to use that as something to reflect on when the going gets tough… Memories like that are good to carry around with you.” NIGHT+DAY | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | | PULP CONTENTS | NEWS NIGHT+DAY

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DISH | FILM | ART | STAGE | | STAGE | MUSIC DISH FILM ART Courtesy of UMG Nashville Homeboy Hunt: “Home is always home.”

And for a strapping young country star with a decidedly edgier, urban style, staying fit is actu- ally more about quality of life than fitting a certain image. In his free time, Hunt enjoys jumping in on the occasional “pickup basketball game down at the Y” and bumps “upbeat hip-hop music” when he trains at the gym. He mentions he might enjoy collaborating with someone in the style of rising R&B artist Torey Lanez at some point in the future, though right now he’s focused on his own projects. “I’m still sort of trying to find the direction I want to take with the next record as a whole,”

NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW he says. Though there’s no release date as of NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM yet, Hunt expects something late this year or early next. “Regardless of when it’s finished, I’m excited about being back in the studio and back writing songs, because it’s hard for me to do two things at once — I didn’t do a lot of writing

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Forget the JW: It sounds like some sort of mangled fact that he’s dabbled in practically every musi- flower. Over time, it’s kind of come to feel | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | cal form, be it prog, blues, folk, classical, world, like it represents us in a way that, women | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | jazz, or, yes, plain old rock ’n’ roll. There’s are beautiful, but everyone’s flawed. Us also that band Genesis, for which he made in particular, we have this tough side key contributions through much of the ’70s. to us and this anti-girly thing most of Never mind that he’s chatting on the the time. It fits our personalities. phone from a hotel room in Seattle at 9 On your first single, is the phrase “grown-ass a.m. — by most accounts, unreasonably American woman” a response to the stereo- early for your average touring musician. typical good-ol’-boy mentality of country? “Oh, we’ve been up since 5:30 this morn- JW: We wrote that song one day, and ing,” the genial guitarist says. “I used to it was the way we were feeling. We didn’t be up at the crack of midday, but now I get mean for it to be some sort of big state- up early. There’s a lot to do, and it usually ment toward anyone in particular. We were starts at 6 a.m. That’s just how it goes.” Photo by Andrea Behrends just feeling really strong and really — On Hackett’s to-do list for today: re- member, fellow guitarist Steve Howe, Muddy Magnolias, courtesy of Muddy Waters. Both: Powerful. hearsals for the launch of his latest tour, for the equally short-lived GTR. JW: A lot of women that we’ve per- dubbed “Acolyte to Wolflight with Genesis “I love that music can exist without rules relationship, Muddy Magnolias’ Kallie formed in front of really attached to it, Revisited.” Simply translated, it spans the and can go anywhere,” he says. “There are North and Jessy Wilson are already that so that’s why we made the T-shirt. entirety of his musical backstory, beginning so many schools of thought on that, and I’ve couple finishing each other’s sentences. A lot of the media coverage of the with a broad overview of his prolific solo learned from all of them and contributed to Their paths first crossed in Nashville, band seems to hint at a feminist slant. career, from his first album, Voyage of the many of them. As long as you feel it, that’s the both searching for that big break, and KN: Definitely. It comes from that tage | a rt | Film D ish Music Acolyte, to his most recent opus, Wolflight, main thing for me. Something that holds me their instant connection set everything in one song and one article. Elle magazine released last year. The second set retraces and just won’t go away. Something that taps me motion. North’s Southern roots meshed was a big honor for us, and they chose his work with Genesis, with whom he was on the shoulder, and says, ‘What about me?’ ” seamlessly with Wilson’s independent to write about that, and at the time, we inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of That intangible, inherent energy driving Brooklyn spirit, resulting in a cohesive only had one song available... We’re so Fame in 2010 and whose work he’s kept Hackett’s music-making has remained consis- powerhouse of soulful blues rock. happy to be a part of that conversation, alive for the better part of the past 20 years. tent throughout his prolific career, despite wild The duo recently visited Miami as but that’s only one part of our music. “It’s an attempt to show the full breadth shifts in trends and his eventual transition back openers for Gary Clark Jr. and make a Describe a typical set, for those of the material, from the very early days to solo work. “In the ’70s, it was the album’s return to South Florida this week to play unfamiliar with your style. to the very latest things,” he says. “But time, and in the ’80s, you had people making Tortuga. Ahead of their show, we chat- JW: People there will be able to rock with I’m still developing and working with a collection of singles,” he says. “I was more ted about their chance first encounter us, because our music is very Southern. There’s other people and trying different genres. interested in making albums.” LEE ZIMMERMAN and the resulting effusive friendship that not necessarily country like the way country I do that like some guys change stage informs all of their music. This interview music stands right now. But with Kallie’s roots outfits. I love working in unfamiliar ar- Muddy Magnolias has been edited for brevity and clarity. being in Mississippi and Texas and then you eas and going into total immersion.” 12:30 P.M. SATURDAY, APRIL 16, AT TORTUGA New Times: Where does the name think about all of the soul music and R&B and That’s an understatement. Hackett’s MUSIC FESTIVAL ALONG FORT LAUDERDALE BEACH, “Muddy Magnolias” come from? the blues, pretty much everything originated collaborations have been among the 1100 SEABREEZE BLVD., FORT LAUDERDALE. Kallie North: The name “Muddy” came in the South in general. 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