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THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 20,1990 VOL. 68, NO. 8 Strickler gets death sentence defile Whitlock. LanReefflL The sentence upheld a jury's July capital murder staffwriter conviction and its recommendation to sentence "The key here is that Thomas David Strickler acted Strickler to die in Virginia's electric chair. without any emotion, remorse or conscience before, Thomas David Strickler was sentenced to death Judge Thomas Wood also found sufficient evidence during or after Leann Whitlock's murder," Wood said. yesterday in the Augusta County Circuit Court for to sentence Strickler to two separate life terms for But Strickler maintained his innocence. the January murder of JMU student Leann Whillock. convictions of robbery and abduction with intent to "I don't really understand what went on here today," Strickler said before the sentence was handed down. "I have no knowledge of Whitlock being killed — at no time did she give me the impression that she was being forced." As (he sentence was announced, Strickler turned to look at his mother. Whitlock's parents, also present, sat quietly. Commonwealth Attorney A. Lee Ervin, the prosecuting attorney, said, "This kind of case demands the death penalty, especially due to the horrible treatment of the victim." At the start of the hearing, chief defense counsel William Bobbitt Jr. motioned for a continuance of the case because Strickler wanted time to circulate petitions denouncing the death penalty. Wood denied the motion. Bobbin then asked Wood to change the capital murder conviction to a lesser conviction of murder in the first degree, on the grounds that there was insufficient evidence to prove Strickler actually killed Whitlock. Suspect Ronald Lee Henderson, also charged with Whitlock's murder and facing extradition from Oregon today, also may have been involved. Whitlock died from a fractured skull after three to four blows to the head from a 69-pound rock, according to trial testimony. But Ervin argued that because of the absence of any other physical injuries, it is likely that Whitlock was CHWSTYREE/THE BREEZE

Tommy David Strickler is led out of the courtroom by police after being sentenced to death. STRICKLER page 2 Group aims to analyze, prevent sexism at JMU Christy Mgmfagjj ^— brochure infilled "Sexism in Higher concerns about sex discrimination at of last year's women's issues assistant lifestyles editor Education: the James Madison the university. committee, agrees the brochure is not a Perspective" designed to handle such But Dr. Elizabeth Ihle, affirmative response to a major problem at JMU A professor cracks a joke about "a questions. action officer, said JMU has received a but is more of a preventive measure blonde bimbo secretary." Controversy surrounding sexism has bum rap because of the coincidental designed to raise the awareness of A sign appears outside an off-campus plagued JMU over the last year, timing of these incidents. "At this students, faculty and staff in regards to fraternity house advertising a daiquiri including a sexual harassment point I know of no other institution their attitudes toward gender roles. party with the slogan "Try a Virgin," complaint against men's basketball that is doing as much as JMU as far as "Some things happen because of lack including pictures of women and coach Lefty Driesell and an Equal investigating sexism," she said. "We of awareness," she said. "We're champagne bottles. Employment Opportunity are much closer to reflecting the way interested in consciousness-raising, Are these examples of harmless Commission investigation instigated we want society to be. getting people to think. jokes — or are they sexist stereotypes, by a philosophy professor over the "The university has made a real effort "Subtle comments are made — I'm and therefore potentially damaging and filling of a tenure position. to make sure to institute policies that not saying they're said intentionally — offensive to some students at JMU? JMU also was the subject of an are as gender-free as possible," she that lend some students to ask, 'Am I The Women's Issues Committee of article in The Washington Post in said. . 1989-90 has compiled a university March, detailing student and faculty Dr. Joanne Pearson, the chairwoman SEXISM page 4 2 • TOE BREEZE THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 20,1990 Strickler. CONTINUED from page 1

conscious at the time of her death. Therefore it would be impossible for only one man to both restrain Whulock and strike her repeatedly with a rock of that size, he said. Judge Wood sided with the prosecution, saying joint perpetrators can be convicted of the capital murder of one person and that Strickler was in control of the situation from the time of the abduction to the lime of the murder. The question then became whether Strickler should be sentenced to either death or life imprisonment — and Bobbin said although Strickler had eight prior felony convictions, none involved violence. Bobbin called as a witness Dr. Janet Warren, who had performed a psychological evaluation of Strickler. She testified for the defense that Strickler grew up with an alcoholic stepfather who routinely beat and threatened Stickler's mother and caused him to run away repeatedly. She also PHOTOS BY CHRIS TYREE/THE BREEZE said Stickler's father had died mysteriously, and that Strickler had little education. Strickler has an IQ of 74, Warren testified. People with IQs of 70 can be considered mentally retarded, she said. And IQs of 100 are considered average. Tommy David Strickler, (above) Bobbitt then asked for life waves from the window of a holding imprisonment on the grounds of room before his sentencing. Esther Warren's testimony. and Edward Whitlock (left) make Ervin argued Strickler posed a future their way to the courtroom to find danger to society, since he has been the death penalty handed down to involved in crime since age 18. He their daughter's killer. also said the excessive blows to the head used in the crime justified the death penalty. He also reminded the court that witness Donna Kay Maddox Tudor testified in the July trial that Strickler said, "You can't help but feel Supreme Court, which automatically grief is "ill as fresh as it was in had joked with suspect Ronald Lee sympathy for Strickler's past. But it reviews all cases with death penalty Ju....P " Henderson after the crime, talking makes it easy to understand how sentences. But Esther Whitlock accepts that about putting "it" in a rock crusher. something like this could happen." If Strickler uses every chance for Strickler may not be executed for When Tudor asked what "it" was, Wood set the execution date for Dec. appeal, the whole appeal process could another seven to nine years. Strickler told her that "it" "was a 19 at 7 a.m., but the defense was take seven to nine years, Ervin said. "It's the system," she said. "It's up to nigger," according to Ervin. granted a stay of execution to have Esther Whitlock, Leann's mother, Strickler to appeal and the court Before sentencing Strickler, Wood time to File an appeal with the Virginia said, "The punishment was deserved for system to decide." that type of premeditated murder. The Authorities are still investigating a prosecution did an excellent job," she third suspect in the case, an unknown said. blond woman who was reportedly seen "However, today does not provide me with Henderson and Strickler the night with a sense of relief," he said. "The of the murder and near the murder site. RmfcdN22 JameMsknlMwEty To Repress alone, chequered as uuwuh abuses, the world is indebted for all toe triumphs which have been gained by reason and humanity oner error ana oppression " James Madison torrcctions Laurel Wfc*s«*r<*a*)r Jennifer Ross managing editor asa ama&orApalrleher Mdiaal K. Wyrm harness manager business arfjtrMaefMn Johnson Monday's issue of The Breeze Males were identified as members J—MM Powel as business manager asa. business oduorlomSpiii* LacCoctk designedilor sports edUortMX WawaewsM stated that in Spring 1990, tuition of Alpha Kappa Alpha fraternity. Elen Stem graphics editor asa spcraaditorGrttUni surcharges will total $60 for Wendy Warren newseduor nitoruUeduorDmMNoon Alpha Kappa Alpha is a sorority Usa Ctabbi ass news editor osst eduorial eduor Joel Larajay in-state students and $231 for and the males are not members. Card Wley asa newseduor photo aaborChss) Tysss Laura Hutchison k/atyles educr asa pbooadMorVmtm Hunt out-of-state students. In fact, these Also, two males, identified as Christy Mumford asa Msryles editor copy editor Dorian Jaoobson surcharges will be added to tuition playing darts at JM's, were not at David SchMCk at*, eduor production manogerDank Carbomau bills in Spring 1991. JM*s. The band Electric Kool Aid «p Deluca. Alan Neckownz, David WendeHten advisers Monday's issue of The Breeze played at JMs Satuiday only. The The [freeze is published Monday and Thursday mornings and distributed throughout JMU ran improperly identified caption said they had also played Mailing address is Ihe Breeze, Anthony-Seeger I lall, IMi; Harrisonburg. Virginia 22807 photographs on pages 16 and 17. on Friday. i-or advertising call 568-6*96. For ediKaial offices, call 56&3>12X Comments and complaints should be directed to Laurel Wissinger, editor. THE BREEZE THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 20,1990 »3

Theta Chi house needed $30,000 in repairs

KenUmato new building, and secondly, we wanted plumbing fixtures, faucets and drains organization, but there was no stqffwriter to start from zero with that group." • Installation of a new floor in the organization to bill." Over the summer, JMU spent These repairs prepared the house for party room, maid closets and basement JMU doesn't plan to recover any of $29,839 for repairs to what used to be the arrival of Alpha Kappa Lambda bathroom and the Theia Chi house on Greek Row. fraternity, which moved into the house • Repainting the entire building. the funds spent on the repairs because The repairs were for normal wear and this semester. The reason why the university, and "in the eyes of the university, Theta tear over the past 10 years. "We not Theta Chi, paid for the repairs was Chi does not exist," Way said. brought the house back as near as Some of the major repairs included because the damage was caused over a possible to brand new," said Mike the following: 10-year span — and also because there Former Theta Chi President James Way, assistant to associate vice • Removal and replacement of all was no organization to bill. Lingberg does not believe he is president for student activities. acoustical drop ceilings and grids in the responsible for the damages to the "Had we just continued with Theta party room and hallways "They lost their charter and they lost house. "If you were to do the same Chi there [in the house], there are • The removal and replacement of their recognition, so we had 80 thing to any of the houses on the things that wouldn't have been done," the range and refrigerator in the kitchen individuals who could not be held Row, it would cost about the same he said. "Because wc moved a brand • The removal and replacement of accountable for the damages done over amount," Lingberg said. "I am new group in there, we wanted first for light switches and electrical outlets a 10-year span," Way said. "Some them to be able to move into a brand • The repair or replacement of things should have been billed to that THETA CHI page 5 SGA announces 1990-91 plans

Christine Bottz am," Heather Wiley, administrative vice president SGA reporter said in addressing the senate. Wiley said she has selected members of several The Student Government Association swore in commissions, including commissions on student new senators and announced plans for the year services, undergraduate studies and university Tuesday at the first senate meeting of the year. advancement. She also is organizing the sophomore "We're looking forward to a good year," said Kevin ring committee and the bookstore advisory Hughes, SGA president. "We've been working hard committee. so far, and we've been doing quite well." Also at the meeting: The SGA will meet with the administration soon • All committee chairperson positions are open, to talk about budget cuts, Hughes said. In the cuts, and next week the SGA will elect a chairperson pro announced last Thursday, JMU was cut less than tempore for the senate, said Pal Southall, legislative many other state universities. vice president. The SGA also is planning two teleconferences for Mark Chernisky, treasurer, said a finance students, one on racism Oct. 5 and one on safety committee will be established after a chairperson pro later in November, Hughes said. The SGA also is tern is elected. This year, the finance committee will planning a speaker on leadership. "I hope you all are as excited about this year as I SGA page 5

PHOTOS BY WVSHA HUNT/THE BREEZE Getting started

Above: SGA President Kevin Hughes speaks Tuesday night at the first SGA meeting of the semester.

Left: SGA members Franceses LoMonaco, Danny Cruce and Pat Southall socialize after the meeting. 4 * THE BREEZE THURSDW, SLWIMBEBSfctSeG-n

Ian Record Petty Larceny comply with the request of a hall staff member. police reporter • A wicker basket containing blue silk flowers reportedly was stolen from the Alpha Sigma Tau Capias Arrest sorority house sometime between 12:01 a.m. • Non-student Albert R. Michael, 20, of Linville. Campus police reported the following: and 1 a.m. Sept. 15. The basket is valued at was arrested on an outstanding bench warrant $70. outside McGraw-Long Hall at 12:21 a.m. Sept. 14. Assault and Battery Michael was arrested after he was reportedly • Non-student Darell L. Crawford, 19, of Staun- Destruction of Public Property observed leaving McGraw-Long Hall with another man, police said. ton, was charged with assault and battery follow- • Holes were found in the wall ol basement ing an incident at the Warren Campus Center at re si room of Anthony-Seeger Hall at 1:42 p.m. A capias arrest is an arrest for an outstanding 12:30 a.m. Sept. 16. Sept. 12. The holes may have been peepholes. warrant, issued at an earlier date by a judge. Of- Crawford was arrested upon identification by a The holes were sealed upon discovery. ten, capias arrests take place after the subject is JMU student witness as one of a number of non- questioned for another offense. students who allegedly assaulted JMU students Indecent Exposure at a sorority event. • An unknown male wearing a trench coat al- Driving Under the Influence, Operating with Campus police are investigating. legedly exposed himself to a female student at a Suspended License the south end of J-lot at 11 p.m. Sept. 12. • Non-student Preston J. Fitzgerald, 25. of Harri- sonburg, was charged with driving under the influ- Grand Larceny Recovered Stolen Property ence in F-lot at 1:33 a.m. Sept. 15. Fitzgerald also • A Sony car stereo was apparently stolen from • A Toshiba portable television, recovered by was charged with operating a vehicle with a sus- a car parked in X-lot sometime between 12:01 campus police Aug. 30. was claimed by the pended license. a.m. Sept. 10 and 2:30 p.m. Sept. 15. The stereo house manager of the Alpha Sigma Alpha sorori- is valued at $250. ty house at 1:30 p.m. Sept. 14. Driving Under the Influence • A Sony tape deck and Peavy amplifier appar- • A sign reported stolen from Mary Baldwin Col- • Student Brian C. Sites, of Winchester, was ently were stolen from the party room of the Sig- lege was found by a JMU employee in the Sigma charged with driving under the influence on Duke ma Phi Epsilon house sometime between 10 Pi fraternity house at 11:40 a.m. Sept. 14. The Drive West at 12:16 a.m. Sept. 15. p.m. Sept. 15 and 4 p.m. Sept. 16. The items are sign was returned to Mary Baldwin College se- • Student Lorie A. Knox, 21, of Silver Spring, valued at a total of $570. curity officials. Md., was charged with driving under the influence on Bluestone Drive at 1:55 a.m. Sept. 15. Disorderly Conduct, Non-Compliance with • Student Richmond F. Stevenson, 20, of Burke, Petty Larceny, Underage Consumption an Official Request was charged with driving under the influence on • A JMU student was charged judicially with • A JMU student was charged judicially with Bluestone Drive at 12:55 p.m. Sept. 15. petty larceny after the student was allegedly disorderly conduct for allegedly harassing a fe- found in possession of a JMU sign at the Stadi- male resident in Chappelear Hall at 1:35 a.m. um plaza at 2 a.m. Sept. 16. The student also Sept. 15. Number of drunk in public charges since Aug. 25: was charged with underage consumption. The student also was charged with refusing to 39 Sexism CONTINUED from page I JMU. female, she was blonde, and she didn't never have a problem.'" It is occurrences of incidents such as know the answer." And Soenksen thinks it is the duty equally valued as compared to others, this one Pearson said the committee Ihlc said these incidents were related of professors not to abuse their am 1 taken seriously?"' she said. hopes the brochure may help to curtail. to the committee from students positions of power. "Like it or not, "Some students are being made to feel This same professor "got so much involved in a series of workshops on professors are role models for less capable because of these altitudes. glee out of talking about how sexism. She also said she thinks these students," he said. "As a role model "We are concerned that these subtle Muslims beat their wives," the siudcnt professors mean such comments as you are perpetuating a mind set that is things happening in the university said. "The next day he came in and said jokes and do not see them as damaging antiquated by making (sexist] setting may cause some women not to that if we thought the Muslims were or humiliating to students. comments." perform to their full potential," bad, we should hear about the A professor can make a comment as When told of the adverti semen i for Pearson said. Christians. a joke in class and noi realize ii has an the "Try a Virgin" party, Soenksen According to Ihlc, 55 percent of "The next day he came in and anti-female bias, Ihle said. "So the way said, "It's stupid. The bottom line is JMU students are women. "The apologized," she said. "He said he he means it and how (the student] it's offensive. university knows [sexism] is an never would have tolerated ihe same perceives it can be totally different." "Just substitute the word 'nigger' — important issue to them," she said. remarks about blacks. But 1 remember Dr. Roger Soenksen, an associate that's hurtful," he said. "You may Females also held about 60 percent of thinking, 'Who cares?' His apology professor of communication, said he mean it as a joke, but what it does is the top positions in university meant nothing to me because of all the volunteered to be on the women's perpetuate an attitude that simply has organizations last year. other things he had already said," committee because, "I realize it no place in our society." One junior English major, who Ihlc and Pearson agree professors shouldn't be limited in terms of Ihle thinks now is the time to asked not to be named, said she was may be unaware of the offensiveness of participation — there were lots of address sexism as an issue at JMU. subjected to the "blatant" sexist their remarks. males on it. As an enlightened "Mary Washington College has been attitudes of a professor who taught her "Many times it's inadvertent," individual, I can see there is always a doing a study on race and gender, Gov. History 101 class. Pearson said. "Other limes it's more need for improvement" [L. Douglas] Wilder has been "On all tests I didn't miss a single subtle, basic feelings they were never. Soenksen said he thinks sexism is encouraging it," she said. The objective question, but on the made aware of." more prevalent in personal altitudes university wants to make sure identification and essay, he look off The brochure cited several other than a quality firmly entrenched in the students have the support necessary for lots of points so I ended up with Cs," incidents Pearson and Ihlc say have university structure. "When I look at them to pursue studies here. the student said. "So I went to him occurred over the last two to five years the institution of Madison, I don't Soenksen agrees the time to address about one essay, and he said he took at JMU. think there's rampant sexism going on. the issue of bias is now. "I've watched off over 20 points because I didn't use One professor warned his female "However, I do hear of incidents that my wife come home frustrated, and I a specific adjective he wanted used in students they would not be able to make you want to sensitize people as have two daughters," he said. "I want the essay. make it through his class on the to the nature of what they're saying," them to go into situations that are "But he told me not to worry about memorization of facts like they did in he said. more open and tolerant so they don't my grade because 1 was 'very bright — high school, according to the brochure. "Madison has always been very have to fight like a lot of female for a girl,' and he was sure I could The same professor asked a student progressive," he said. "This pamphlet faculty members have had to," he said. bring it up in the future." she said. to put her hand down in response to is one way we're saying, We don'i SEXISM page 5 The professor no longer leaches at his question because she was "a have a problem — lei's make sure wc Tr*tt*EGETHURSCW, StTTEIv1BERf20#99f> * 5 __——_ Sexism Theta Chi We're SGA CONTINUED from page 3 CONTINUED from page 4 CONTINUED from page 3 Concerned responsible for my room, and anything "I've had a student in one of my examine value card programs, the else is beyond my control." About classes say [another student] made a student banking committee and sexist slur to a female student," he financial aid advisory committee. Theta Chi was never asked by the Yesterday's said. "I told her to lodge a complaint." • Several bills concerning university to contribute to the News procedure for petitions and restoration, either financially or by referendums and the SGA book helping with the work. "We're in an atmosphere where sale arc outstanding from last year, Way's initial request of $30,000 for individuals can go to the EEOC openly You read the said Jason Mclntosh, a commuter repairs was approved by the and lodge complaints — that's a newspaper for the senator. The bills will be voted on administration and sent to JMil's healthy atmosphere," Soenksen said. during next week's SGA meeting. physical plant. latest news today. "In an institution this large, our • The SGA also plans to start a But the paper news long-term record [on sexist problems] After the project was approved, the is very good." conservation committee to start university invited several construction is printed on can programs such as adopt-a-lakc, companies to bid on the cost of the and should be used "We have a perfect microcosm in where students can help take care project, and the company with the again. Last year, which to educate people," Soenksen of Newman Lake. lowest bid was PJ.'s Remodeling, of • Representatives from the more than one third said. "If we are able to inform them Harrisonburg. about sexism, we've accomplished a University Program Board, The original bid from the contractors of all U.S. lot. That's important knowledge to University Class Organization, the was $32,000, according to James newsprint was possess." Commuter Student Council and Auckland, the chief engineer. It was Inter-Hall Council also announced later reduced to $29,000. recycled. And that Sexism against women isn't the only their plans for the year. Funds for the restoration of the nurnber is growing concern of the committee. The In some residence halls, not brochure also addresses bias against house came from the students living every day. enough people ran for senator, on campus the past semester, said Jim males participating in activities Soulhall said after the meeting. If Recycling is the one traditionally perceived as feminine, McConnel, the director of residence there were only two people life. All students living on campus pay such as dancing. But Ihle said finding way we can all give running, the election was opened $1024 a semester for rent. All that incidents of sexism against males was something back. again. If there was only one money, about $10 million, is then put more difficult. person running, that person was Consult your local into a general budget for the Office of A letter from JMU President Ronald appointed senator. Residence Life. yellow pages for Carrier and two related articles on Wise Hall has no senator yet, "That pot is established by students the nearest female and racial bias accompany the Southall said. Students interested paying for their room rents, and those recycling agency. committee's brochure, which was sent in being Wise Hall senator should room rents support the Office of to faculty members. contact Southall. 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Budget cuts and apathy Last Thursday, the state announced another round of budget cuts for state-supported colleg- es and universities. JMU lost an additional $3.96 million, bringing the total amount of cuts and reversions this year to about $11 million — or almost 11.2 percent of JMU's budget for the academic year. And the students — the very people who ulti- mately suffer the most in terms of quality of edu- cation — thus far have remained silent. From a campus community where students find reason to complain about everything from toilet paper to lack of parking to long lines at D- hall, this silence is deafening. What does this say about our priorities? JMU President Ronald Carrier said JMU was careful to try to preserve the classroom, mean- ing the cuts were made in places that would have the least direct impact on students. The announced cuts hit the faculty and staff particularly hard. Faculty members, who will lose scheduled pay raises, and staff members, who are faced with the prospect of losing their jobs, absorbed a major part of the cuts. Other areas Flicking fleas on first downs affected by the budget are equipment funding, The skies were clear, Matt took my defense. individual department budgets arid maintenance the temperature brisk, and "Don't be so hard on her," on the physical plant. the pungent aroma of burn- he said. "Do you know all Do any of the students realize the implications ing leaves pierced the air. the ins and outs of field of losing $11 million? MY WORD Maybe it's hard for students to understand that Perfect football weather, hockey?" no matter where the cuts were made, everyone in other words. -Laurel Wissinger So there. suffers. Immediately, faculty and staff will bear Nevermind the fact we "Don't listen to him," the brunt of the budget cuts. But those effects — were huddled around a console television inside a cli- Sue said, linking arms with me and leaning in to potentially fewer and larger classes — have di- mate-controlled environment — the weather was a whisper. "Us girls have to stick together in this. I'll rect impact on the students. nice backdrop. Instant atmosphere for the Denver explain it to you. Right now the Broncos have posses- It's hard to explain the lack of student re- Broncos vs. Kansas City Chiefs game on Monday sion of the ball. John El way is at the helm — sponse. Even the prospect of paying an addi- Night Football. whoops, they went offsides! — so dial's a 5-yard pen- tional $46 to $141 in a tuition surcharge — a di- I like football. In fact, I love football — not only alty, but they get to keep the down. Oh look! He's go- rect result of the budget crisis — has left the watching the game itself, but also seeing males attach ing to throw the ball — wait — that's an incomplete student body disinterested. a level of emotional intensity to a favorite team that pass! But they're ruling it a fumble? Unfair! He never But imagine the protest if the budget cuts had had a grasp on the ball!" limited the variety of dressings on the salad bar rivals the bonding experience women gain through Amazing. Sue was a regular Frank Gifford. or eliminated cable television. childbirth. I swear I've seen men suffer physical pains Virginia Tech students protested faculty and and postpartum depression after their team loses. I asked her how she knew so much about the game. staff layoffs, and George Mason University has But I don't understand football. I do know the dif- Turns out Sue cheered in high school, too. But their already announced it will turn off lights in parking ference between offense and defense — one tries to football coach required the cheerleaders to take a lots to save money. JMU was lucky — we fared score, the other attempts to keep the opposing team course on the rules of the sport, while we only had to better budgetwise than a lot of other state from scoring. Handy facts I learned thanks to cheer- know what lime the team bus left and which color schools, so the incentive for student concern ing in high school — it would have looked pretty stu- sweater to wear. isn't quite so high. pid to be rooting for a touchdown when the other Anyway — I caught on, quickly learning the cor- But this complete silence from the student team had the ball. rect lingo and terminology for a variety of positions body as a whole is inexcusable. Write your SGA But the technicalities of the game escape me. And and plays. My goal this week is to work the phrase representative — or even your state senator — I made the mistake of mentioning that to a room "flea flicker" into at least two conversations. It's the and make your voice heard in the issue. Let least I owe Rich after he spent 10 minutes and four them know the students care. filled mostly with men — not because I intentionally wanted to sound like a ding dong, mind you, but be- slo-mo replays trying to explain it to me. cause I was genuinely interested in learning. In the second quarter, Elway handed the ball off to "What do you mean? You've got to be kidding a running back, who pitched it back to Elway, who me," Barton said when I asked him to explain the passed it to a receiver. "Bingo!" Rich yelled. "I called game to me. He looked at me like I'd just announced that! I called that back in the first quarter!" I didn't know the first letter of the alphabet or The football festivities lasted until the half, when editor LAUREL WISSINGER couldn't count to five. "Teams have four downs to go the pizza ran out and someone pointed out all the managing editor JENNIFER ROSE 10 yards, and they aim for the endzone. What else do really good commercials were shown in the first half. editorial editor DAVID NOON you want to know?" My favorite commercial is the "Bo Knows" ad for asst. editorial editor JOEL LANGLEY How many points for a home run? Nike. The way I figure, I only have about 10 more iinun nun mimiimiHiH'i nun SiuA«ttkidding- sports to master until I get my own-commercial.

—•*■ 8 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 20,1990 Don't misinterpret Saddam and the Mid East For the last time. This is the Middle East. This is of view, you can still make comparisons. You could Saddam Hussein. This is the Middle East on Saddam call Saddam the Arab world lead man on Hussein. Crackle, Crackle, Crackle. Any questions? anti-westernism. Now that the Arab world no longer Now some say that the United Stales has no place has the Ayatollah to point out the spiritual way, it is deciding the fate of one tiny country. I am of the PURPLE DAZE up to any old Arab leader to show it. opinion that every nation has the right to its own Did you notice that early on in the crisis it was a policy of government — be it fascist, communist, or -Allen Weinstock game of mullah-in-the-middle, with many Arab democratic. I do not approve of the first two, but it is countries refusing to take a stand against Saddam (I up to the people of each country to decide — and miss the point. should exclude Egypt since it was at least a little fight and die if must be — for the system they wish Saddam Hussein is not mad. Power mad perhaps, unhappy at the turn of events). These countries said it to be governed under. but not insane. Crazy as a fox or crazy as Hitler, but was "an Arab problem" that required an "Arab When the citizens attempt to transform their not crazy as an impulsive lunatic. Hitler frightened solution." government, it is an exercise of the will of the people with the thought that he would use new Isn't that interesting? So I guess you would people. When another country tries to transform technology, the bomber, to devastate their cities. consider World War II a "European problem" or another's government or envelop another it is an act Saddam, modem man dial he is, is using the threat of perhaps a "Jewish problem." Only now are the of tyranny. I think that in this age we have to view chemical weapons to try to cow us. countries of the Middle East beginning to realize that the world as a matrix, with maplincs in indelible ink William Shirers "The Nightmare Years" makes it facing an Iraq that would encompass Kuwait and and sacrosanct borders. If Vietnam and Afghanistan clear lhal either the British or French governments Saudi Arabia as well is a very tenuous thing. taught us anything, it showed that the age of could have stopped Hitler had they acted with more I value the support of those staunch defenders of imperialism is over. In order to preserve world order, resolve at first. Docs anyone sense the similarity freedom, namely Syria, and those mild-tempered, it is in the best interests of all countries to stand between Hitler's call for a united German people, with religiously tolerant patriots, namely Iran, but let us united and say that the lime when nation fights nation the German populace of Czechoslovakia and Austria, not lose focus in the euphoria of combined world is over. and Saddam's call for pan-Arabism? opinion and action. Let us not, as we did when Iran I realize that if Kuwait didn't have oil, our Saddam points out that Kuwait was just an artificial was the villain of the day, invest a temporary ally humanitarian instincts would not prevail. But whether creation of the west's — an interesting point, since it with virtues and morals it does not possess. our intentions are altruistic or not, let us make it a is on this same point of view one that could claim They say the public forgets most of what it sees in basis for further world action. Iraq also is an artificial creation and doesn't have true a television commercial, much less the bitter lessons Polls have shown most Americans favor U.S. nationhood either. Iraq was created by the British in of a war fought 45 years ago. History gives us little intervention in the Middle East. I'm having a problem 1924. Historical claims to territory ring false when time to redo things that should have been done. Let with the way the public perceives the showdown. the claims come from one whose country has not yet us not forget. Let us continue to act since we have Mu.si think it is America saying that oil prices arc existed 100 years. been granted the opportunity, and never look back at high enough. Some think the United Suites is Hexing Some say the Hitler analogy is not applicable wasted opportunities. its superpower might. Others think it is America's because Hitler was just the lead man of a general leashing of a dangerous mad dog. All these views surge of fascism. Even if you subscribe to this point Allen Weinstock is a senior majoring in biology.

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For those of you who are less informed lhan I am, are a lot of fun to watch when you put bags on their I'll let you in on some very pertinent information. feet, and they make a fantastic noise when you stick I turned on my radio the other day, hoping to catch their tail in a fan. (These tests were done in a controlled, scientific environment. Kids, don't try this the latest update on the happenings in the Persian READ IT ANYWAY Gulf, and instead I learned something much more at home with your own cat.) Don't get me wrong, I'm not totally against cats. I important -Laura Hutchison September is National Cat Health Awareness like kittens. Kittens are cute, furry, cuddly little Month. It is already Sept. 20, and most of you should rodents — they at least acknowledge your existence and can be fun to play with. But cats are just like probably be ashamed of yourselves. I know I am. And when you call to a cat or try to play with it people — at adulthood, they become inconsiderate, We have wasted 20 whole days on insignificant when it feels like doing something else, it looks at apathetic, greedy and unresponsive. That's when they doings like studying, reading, writing papers and you as if to say, "Drop dead, buddy." working when we could have been doing something Cats are lazy and serve no useful purpose. You can't should be shown the back door. See ya. I'm not saying that if you have a cat you should important like picking fleas off our felines. even leave them outside by themselves because they'll Couldn't they have found some other cause to go and get themselves stuck in a tree. You would treat it poorly. I just don't understand why anyone celebrate during September — like Hang Your Cat By think that after generations and generations of cats (all would want to own one of these animals when you Its Tail From A Tree Month, for example? with nine lives), one old cat would pass on the could have a dog instead. In case you haven't gotten the point yet, I don't like message that before a cat climbs a tree it should be Dogs are great. Sure, they drool a lot and act cats. One of my greatest regrets in life is that the guy sure that it has a good way to get back down. lobotomized at times, but you'll never find as much who wrote "101 Uses For a Dead Cat" could only They won't bark and protect you if your house is loyalty and intelligence in any other domesticated animal. Dogs also let you know you have been come up with 101. being broken into — in fact, they would probably try You cat lovers can stop steaming now, because cats to help just to be mean. missed. When I left for school this year, my dog don't like me any more than I like them. As a matter Cats are moody and spoiled. One of my best friends Whinney went into my room and trashed it — just to of fact, cats hate me. (1 only feel a great dislike for has a cat, and it refuses to drink water out of a bowl. let me know how much she missed me. My dog also writes me letters. (Actually, my dog them.) It will dehydrate itself unless it has fresh water, every I went in to this whole cat thing with an open morning, served out of a cup. dictates the letters to my mom and my mom types mind. I figured that cats couldn't be all that different This same cat is totally antisocial. When someone them up and mails them to us.) I never heard of a cat writing to someone. So there! from dogs, but boy was 1 wrong. new comes to the apartment, the cat hides under the I really am not advocating the mistreatment of any Cats have a serious attitude problem. They walk bed. This is the cat's favorite place to hang out. I animal. I just don't like cats. But if for some reason around with their tails and noses stuck up in the air happen to think it should hang out there all the time you have one, treat it well and give it lots of love. like they own the whole world. Somehow they seem — and bring the rest of that useless species with it. And buy it a dog to play with. to forget who fills whose food dish each morning. I've heard that certain Oriental restaurants complain They think people were put on this earth for the that cats don't barbecue well. But practice makes sole purpose of feeding them and scratching them perfect, and if at first you don't succeed ... Junior Laura Hutchison does not and never will own a behind the ears when they feel like being pelted. Cats do have their strong points. For example, they cat.

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Tracv Guise time of day. remodeling only once, in 1987. stqffwriter Check-approval tables staffed by temporary workers Sarb is happy with the location. are set up at the beginning of each semester to speed "It works well with the students because of its The JMU Bookstore — every student's been there. the sale of books. central location," she said. "People come to visit here It's where students go to buy books, pens, paper, While the bookstore sometimes doesn't have and see their friends' dorm, where they eat, and then birthday and note cards forgotten until the last enough of some books, books often are relumed, too. they come to the bookstore. It's a focal point for the minute, sweatshirts, boxers or gum. But only less than 1 percent of books are returned — campus." But at the beginning of the semester, students about 1/2 percent, according to Sarb. Lack of space isn't a big problem yet, though mainly go to the bookstore Tor books. She said books are returned for a variety of reasons. finding different uses for the available space may be Bookstore director Patty Sarb said the bookstore "Sometimes [students are] told they need a book but necessary in the near future as the interest in doesn't establish the prices on textbooks. Rather, later they see an opportunity where they can share computers increases. The bookstore will need more publishers set their own prices. "Our intent is not to with someone else. space to devote to computer displays as more students make a profit," Sarb said. "We just try to cover the "Sometimes they buy a new book and later realize become interested in owning their own computers. costs of shipping the books here." there's an old copy floating around within reach," Sarb said the addition of Books Etc. helped The bookstore doesn't operate on a profit basis — Sarb said. considerably, allowing the store to move all revenue the store generates is returned to pay for This often is the case with English books, the most miscellaneous reading material there to free up needed remodeling costs, carpeting, registers and oihcr frequently returned books. Students will buy a copy space. The store is located where the campus branch expenses for the general upkeep of the store. of a paperback novel and later find an older brother or of First American Bank used to be in the union. The bookstore sometimes doesn't have all the sister has a copy of it at home. What's the most popular selling item in the books students need in stock because class And for the most part you won't have a hard lime bookstore? Hats. enrollments change from day to day at the start of the returning your books. "I think we have a really liberal "People must buy them for friends because I don't semester, and the bookstore simply can't keep up refund policy," Sarb said. If the books haven't been see that many on campus," Sarb said. Basic JMU with the constantly changing demand for books. But written in and are in "like-new" shape, you'll get a attire follows closely behind — items like the gray the store tries to stay on lop of things by keeping in full refund — with the receipt, of course. heavy weave JMU sweatshirt touch with the registrar's office. Book wholesalers determine the prices the "During orientation I think everyone comes in and "Books are ordered based on actual enrollment bookstore can pay students who want to sell books buys a T-shirt and a decal — if not at orientation, figures." Sarb said. The number of people enrolled in back to the store at the end of the semester. then it's the first week of school," Sarb said. a class can change from spring to fall because of "We can get the books from the wholesaler for half Leeper said a good portion of clothing sales come overrides being issued or more spaces opened. price — for the same price that we are paying from prospective students visiting campus. "They "We had a situation this year where there were I(K) students [for their books]," Leeper said. "The want a T-shirt, sweatshirt or an undergraduate more people in the class as of the first week than had wholesale companies tend to dictate the prices we can catalogue — they pick one up to get an idea of what been enrolled the week before," she said. pay." He said the store can't pay students more for courses are offered at JMU." The bookstore hires more students for the start of their books than it pays wholesalers for the books in Junior Elizabeth Roussel, a political science major, the semester. "We hire them just for the rush because the first place. doesn't spend much time at the bookstore — she we're super busy," said Frances Armentroul, manager Sarb said in the last academic year, 62 percent of mainly goes just to buy and sell her books. "It's of the bookstore. the store's sales were from textbooks alone. This crowded, but they do a good job of gcuing people in Although the bookstore always is busy, the busiest figure only includes new or used books purchased at and out of there pretty quickly. times of the year are the start of the semester. Parents' the bookstore — not books purchased at Books Etc. "Overall I think it's a decent bookstore." Day, Homecoming, football games and exam weeks. One thing many students might not know is that The bookstore is open Monday and Wednesday from Devon Leeper, assistant director of the bookstore, the bookstore used to be in Gibbons Dining Hall. 8 am. to 7 p.m.; Tuesday, Thursday and Friday from said Monday and Tuesday seem to be the busiest days Not until the early 1970s did the bookstore move to 8 a.m. to S p.m.; and Saturday from 10 a.m. to 4 •-•

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That's Valley Mall Loews Theatres students spend most of their day writing, when my friends are there for me." • Flatliners (R) — 2, 4:30, 7, 9:15 practicing or listening to music. Sophomore Nolan Morris is another musician • Men at Work (PG-13) — 1:30. Although the 300 music majors at JMU each who is wrestling with a busy schedule between 3:30, 5:30, 7:30, 9:30 have unique personalities, their schedules have music and outside activities. • Funny About Love (PG-13)— 1:45, one similarity — no free time. Morris has been playing the viola since sixth 3:45, 5:45, 7:45, 9:45 Music majors use their instrument every grade and enjoys every moment he gets to play. • Wild at Heart(R) — 1:30, 4. 7, 9:30 possible moment, even when they're not He keeps his 15 pound viola in his room and practicing scales. tries to avoid lugging it around campus. Loews Theatres "Music lets me express myself any way I "As long as I don't have to carry my books • Ghost (PG-13) — 7, 9:25 want," sophomore Lisa Gibbs said. "I get the with me when I go to the music building, I'm Senior Tom Colucia ala • Dark Man (R) — 7:30, 9:30 most fulfillment out of playing an instrument. OK," Morris said. insight into majoring in m • Navy Seals (R) — 7, 9:15 Gibbs said being born into a family of Morris also has a busy class schedule. snare drum and participate musicians encouraged her to begin playing the "I have to take lessons, orchestra and ensemble Royal Dukes during his fi bassoon and piano early in life, and she easily just like everyone else," he said. "The drum line is diffei chose music as her major. Music Theory is a difficult class for Morris. of the band," he said. "Yoi "You pull music apart and try to analyze what it SATURDAY If the different sections of Gibbs' bassoon were and can bang on just abou lined up, they would stretch about nine feet — is and why it's written that specific way." need to practice." quite a load to carry across campus. Along with Morris said he is a lot more confident as a Colucia also calls the m Grafton-Stovall Theatre its size, the SI 1,000 price tag of the instrument music major today than during his freshman year. "I would go over to the m • The Hunt for Red October (PG) - also is a burden. "I didn't feel like I fit in," Morris said, "but the morning, in between r 7, 9:30 "My parents almost had to mortgage the house this year it's a lot easier to go up and talk to go back again until late at just so we could afford a new bassoon!" Gibbs people who look familiar to you." practiced for his lessons, e Valley Mall Loews Theatres said. Morris learned that to be a music major, one band as much as he could • Flatliners (R) — 2, 4:30, 7, 9:15 Gibbs is challenged by required music classes must, "Be prepared to work hard, count on the Colucia is now pursuing • Men at Work (PG-13) — 1:30. like Ear Training, Theory, Orchestra and people around you and never ever give up!" 3:30, 5:30, 7:30, 9:30 military, but he still tries I • Funny About Love (PG-13) — Ensemble. Music majors are required to lake Aside from the pressure of maintaining a 2.5 music major friends. 1:45, 3:45, 5:45, 7:45. 9:45 approximately 85 hours of music courses, GPA requirement for his $1,000 music "It's hard to be close to • Wild at Heart(R) — 1:30. 4. 7. leaving little room for liberal studies. scholarship, Morris also is a resident adviser for in the same environment l 9:30 Students also are expected to spend one to five two wings of Eagle Hall. be," he said. "But with ev hours daily practicing for their lessons, "I try to visit all of my residents at least twice through together, we will Loews Theatres ensembles and orchestra. a week just to see how they're doing," Morris friends." • Ghost (PG-13) — 4. 7. 9:25 Gibbs fulfills some of her applied music said. • Dark Man (R) —3:30. 5:30, 7:30 requirements by participating in a woodwind 9:30 Morris plans to go into seminary and possibly • Navy Seals (R) — 3:30, 7, 9:15 quintet and accompanying six different musicians become a minister of music and youth. I ,\ I THE BREEZE THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 20,1990 '13 -4

a also can give some in music. He played the ipated in the Marching his first two years at JMU. jifferent than any other part "You practice separately about anything when you - i he music building "home." he music building early in een my regular classes, and »te at night." Colucia ws, ensemble and marching ould during his busy day. suing a career in the lies to hold on to his

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Michete Sflverman two days their meals consist of pizza, Another change will take place later Breakfast doesn't have to be a stqffwriter beer and candy bars. in the semester at D-hall. Currently, sit-down ordeal of bacon and eggs. On She also added that although many the number of calories per serving is your way to class, cat a piece of fruit. "I was scared," junior Michelle students are conscious of their weight posted at the food line. Soon, the If you can talk and chew gum at the Fastiggi said as she remembered talk of and are in active exercise programs, percentage of calorics from fat also same lime, eating an apple while the "freshman IS," a unique and often "you can't compensate exercise for will be posted. walking lo class isn't any more true notion that new students will gain poor nutrition." At Mrs. Greens, the hoi entree has difficult. as much as IS pounds during their first JMU's Food Services works hard to been eliminated, and concentration is If you're not awake enough 10 chew, year of college. plan nutritious meals. "The philosopy being placed on the extended salad bar. have a glass of juice. Your body has From her first day at JMU, Fastiggi of food services is that we provide a Two percent milk also will be been at rest and it needs energy lo siari made a commitment to eat healthy and nutritious option," Garand said. available. the day. By eating even a small piece maintain her weight. By loading her "Everything on the menu is not going Though eating healthy lakes a little of fruit, you will be giving your body ~h plate with vegetables and shying away to be nutritious, but there is always a extra thought, it is not impossible. just enough energy to keep you from meats and fried foods, Fastiggi better choice." conscious until lunch. accomplished her goal. Several changes have been made this Breakfast If you prefer bread in the mornings, For some, choosing healthy meals is year to make eating on campus even Many students find it hard enough choose a plain bread such as a bagel or as much of a task as a calculus healthier than in the past The first getting out of bed for an 8 a.m. class; English muffin and go easy on the problem — but it doesn't have to be if obvious change is that D-hall now is a the last thing you want to do upon butter. you know what is available on campus self-service operation. The advantage waking is put food into your dry Despite healthy-sounding names like and how to make healthy choices. here is you can take only what you mouth. honey oat bran, apple or blueberry, With six on-campus dining options, a want to eat, use less gravy or skip the Perhaps you'd rather catch a few muffins are loaded with eggs and heavy nutritious choice is always available french fries. more Z's than fix a bowl of cereal. shortenings. Keep away from and eating healthy doesn't have to be a Unlike last semester, the desserts are We've been told since our grade school doughnuts — they're loaded with fat challenge. now found at the end of the line, days that breakfast is the most and empty calorics. JMU Food Services nutritionist hopefully making them less tempting. important meal of the day. "When you eat a high-fat or Michele G a rand sees two problems Juices now are available during all Then why do so many of us skip it? high-sugar breakfast, you're setting with the typical college student's diet three meals instead of only at If you're a "breakfast-makes-me-sick," youi taste buds for high fat and high First, it's high in fat breakfast And, in response to students' Tm-just-not-hungry" or "l-don'l-havc- sugar for the day," Garand said. Second, it's inconsistent. One day requests, D-hall now provides lime" person, you're not alone — but students eat healthy food and the next . decaffeinated soft drinks. there is an alternative. HEALTHY EATING page 16 ^^~^mm

16 • THE BREEZE THURSD/V, SEPTEMBER 20,1990 Healthy Eating . CONTINUED from page 15 China Inn and leave the macaroni salad to swim in Dinner its pool of cnolestrol-saturated mayonnaise. Lite One, which should open later this semester, Lunch O'Deli's also is a good place to gel a healthy is a good choice because it contains a hot entree that As you head to the new Commons, you and your sandwich. All the meats are extra lean and the meets American Heart Association recommendations friends decide lo eat lunch at PC Dukes. mozzarella cheese is made from part-skim milk. A for a meal low in calories, fat and salt. Many people think Dukes food is unhealthy turkey sandwich on whole wheat with a salad would D-hall is usually a good choice because it always because most of it is fried, but nutritious choices are make a tasty nutritious lunch. offers at least one healthy option. Chicken, the available. Healthier options include the grilled healthier choice over red meat, can almost always be chicken breast sandwich, fruit, yogurt, turkey found in one form or another. sandwich and salads or clear-based soups. All the vegetables at D-hall, unless noted on the Take precaution with the salads. The chef salad menu, are prepared without added salt or fat. The with either ham or turkey contains two ounces of salad bars found at every line are filled with low-fat meat and almost two ounces of cheese. The meatless cottage cheese and fruit packed in juice rather than salad contains three ounces of mozzarella and Cheddar heavy sugar syrup. Knowing these few facts can cheeses. Although cheeses contains calcium, they help you design healthy meals. also are full of fat — so eat them sparingly. At the Steak House, the chicken is the healthier Then comes the salad dressing. Maybe you'll choice over the steak. Also, loss the onion rings and choose the diet Italian dressing, but for those who head for the salad bar. Sharing the dessert with a just have to have Ranch, use only half the container buddy also is a good idea. If you prefer not to eat to cut down on some of the fat. one of the items included with the meal, just tell the Pizza is another favorite. Although the pizza server to not bring it out contains whole-milk cheeses, it's still a better choice than the typical hamburger and french fries. A slice The key pointer to remember is that anything in of pizza with a vegetable topping, a side salad and an excess is bad — yes, there can be too much of a apple make a nutritious lunch. good thing. Think moderation and remember to be Skip the packaged chips and chocolate-covered creative. granola bars that line the register. Likewise, avoid Don't eat the same foods all the time, you're the Little Debbies that soon appear as Big Thighs. IAN RECORD/THE BREEZE probably leaving out some important nutrients and Just say no! will end up binging on fatty foods from your Another healthy choice for lunch is Mrs. Greens. Sometimes time can be a restraint, making it boredom. The key here is to make a nutritious salad. Fresh difficult to get a healthy meal. Senior Bronchi Finn has classes from 11 a.m. until 2 p.m., so lunch is vegetables complemented with lowfal cottage cheese If you leam the basic ways to cut fat and pick and beans for calcium and protein is the best choice. not a sit-down occassion. To compensate, she cats fruit on the way to classes and then hits Dukes for a nutritious foods for your meals, eating healthy Skip the bacon bits and ham chunks and dive into anywhere on campus can be easy. the green peppers. Save the Chinese noodles for small salad at the end of her long stretch.

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Dukes ace tough CAA test 2-1 at U of R TomSpefas center of the penalty box where midfielder John goal. assistant business editor Stroud sent a shot that richocheted off Spider JMU's Ricky Engelfried took a long pass from defenders. JMU sweeper Chris Greyard, who had midfield, coralled it, turned and fired on Burklis who RICHMOND — The JMU men's soccer team moved up for the corner, found himself at the right had come out of the goal. The shot barreled off survived a strong test from the Richmond Spiders spot at the right time and sent a flare past Richmond Burklis' chest, but K.P. Wawrzyniak was there to last night, winning 2-1 on the road and remaining goalkeeper Roland Burklis. y send the ball past two sliding Spider defenders for undefeated in Colonial Athletic Assocation play. "I got the rebound, I just took it, and I knocked it his sixth goal of the year. The Dukes' strong defensive play set the tone for in," Greyard said. "It feels excellent." Richmond got back in the game after the Dukes' the game, shutting down the high scoring Richmond Grcyard's prcsense, however, was felt most goal as JMU seemed to relax a bit. The Spiders' offense. Coming in to last night, the Spiders had strongly on the defensive side. He won balls all freshman George Dcamaley converted a pass and beat scored 24 goals in their first seven games, led by night long in the air and on the ground, at one point JMU goalie Russ Fant with about four minutes left British freshman Leigh Cowlishaw who has already winning four balls in a row on consecutive plays in the game to tighten the score to 2-1. scored 10 goals this season. from Richmond forwards. "The second half we let down a little bit," Martin "I thought we played well," JMU head coach Tom Behind support from its boisterous crowd, said. "I'll give credit to Richmond, they came on... Martin said. "I wouldn't say we schooled them, but Richmond came out strong in the second half. The It's just a great win for us." we controlled an awful lot of stuff in the first half." Spiders used their speed up front to challenge the The Dukes played without the field leadership of JMU got on the board first, with just 19 seconds JMU goal, but time and time again the Dukes' senior midfielder Mike Caficro, who sat out with a left in the first half when they capitalized on a corner steady defense was up to the challenge. bruised foot. opportunity. With a little over over 10 minutes left in the The win upped the Dukes record to 6-2 (4-0) while The Dukes' Scott Davis sent the cross to the game, the Dukes picked up an important insurance the Spiders fell to 5-3 (0-1). Colonials rally in last three games, Dukes fall to .500

RpfrKfliser "They weren't doing anything super steffwriter well." On the Madison side, Milligan was After falling into a "vicious cycle," pleased with Aimee Kozlowski's 22 as head coach Catherine Milligan digs and eight kills, saying that "she described it, the JMU women's played focused." volleyball team was forced to play Focus, though, wasn't the key word for the Dukes. In the middle of the catch up and eventually fell to George Washington University last night. second game after falling behind by nine points, communication broke The JMU squad came out loose, down. Milligan wants to work this winning the first game 17-15. GW mental aspect of her teams' game. took contfol then, jumping to early "We're going to work on slaying leads in the next three games and focused throughout a five-game taking them all (15-10, 15-9, 15-11.) match," she said. Part of the problem starting the final Not all the news was bad for the three games was inconsistency. Dukes. Freshman Amber Jaunrubenis "We weren't making it happen," •41 and junior Molly Ball had 39 and 32 Milligan said. "We would for a couple assists, respectively. points, and then we'd go to sleep for a couple points." Senior Christy Glover had nine kills JMU had one of its naps during the and 15 digs. And junior Elizabeth Dean final four points of the match. chipped in seven kills and eight Passing broke down and the back blocks. setters couldn't handle the Colonial Even with the end result being a Tracy Webster's serve. loss, Milligan highly praised her Milligan said the Colonials' serving team's effort after losing early points was tougher than she expected. On the in the final three games. serves that closed the contest, Webster "You have to be able to come back "was serving the weak spot - where the from being behind because it happens a setter is penetrating out of," Milligan lot in volleyball," she said. said. The Dukes have a chancee to go But overall Milligan wasn't above the .500 plateau again this particularly impressed with the George weekend when they compete in the WSHA HUNT/THE BREEZE Washington attack. Towson State Invitational. Their next JMU's Amber Jaunrubenis (2), Aimee Kozlowski (8) and Christy Glover "I don't think GW beat us, I think home contest will be Sept. 28 against (spiking) work the net in last night's match against George Washington. we beat ourselves," Milligan said. La Salle. 5B mi

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