#Deep13 Contact: Roberto Kay Tel.: (800) 867­5309 Email: [email protected]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

#DEEP13 IRC CHANNEL ANNOUNCES INTENT TO SUE OVER 400 DIFFERENT PARTIES

GAYLORD, MI, December 5, 2009 – The #Deep13 IRC channel, as part of ceremonies celebrating its 11th anniversary, has announced their intent to sue over 400 different parties in an effort to upstage known lawsuit expert Jonathan Lee Riches, who is known for filing similar lawsuits against similarly large numbers of parties.

Channel spokesman RobertoKay explains that all the parties were chosen based out of a criteria of “whoever we could come up with”, highlighted by 37 Dicks (in a row), several inanimate objects, numerous fictional characters, a small number of meaningless phrases, as well as a large number of known public figures, including Mr. Riches, who was noted as the inspiration for this lawsuit.

Though no actual intent is given for the lawsuit, Mr. Kay explains that the lawsuit is not without purpose, stating that “We feel that this lawsuit sends a message to the people of this great country that, no matter how ridiculous and downright batshit some people may be, there will always be someone who will make them look normal by comparison.”

The first and last names listed in this suit were chosen to highlight their importance and significance. Skype is listed as the first name due to its failure to maintain a decent connection. Arnold Schwarzenegger is listed as the final defendant simply because he's a cop, you idiot.

The full list of parties are as follows:

• Skype • Blacula • Susan "DeRaptor" Morgan • Feetnutbutter • Pootertoots • Hoobies • Fafferty • omega • Face stabbing spies • PEZ • SyFy channel • Bonnie Hammer • p3ubz • IronF • MST Home Game • Tommy Wiseau • The Internet • Johnathan Lee Riches • The Empire • The Jedi Knights • Daylight Savings Time • The Jay Leno Show, Weeknights at 10PM • Cakefarts • www.GOOGLE.com • Geiko Gecko, The • RobertoKay, Or Rob • Root beer • Meal worms • The number 42 • The batman symbol • The infinity sign (due to laziness) • The Seattle Washington Skyline • Water • Snuggies • Top Ramen • Sandy Frank • SOL Base • Robert Plank • Hillary Anna Perez • Bob Ishmael • Vibrators • Snakes on a Plane • MSTies Anonymous, Inc. • Adam Bozarth • Baby Jesus Buttplug • Computer keyboards • Wi­Fi • Queen Elizabeth 11 • Marky Mark • The Funky Bunch • NASA • Dolemite • Master Shake • Mark Dacascos • Antonio Sabato Jr • Brooklyn Dodgers • George Washington's Wooden Teeth • InternetTengu • Pokey • Gumby • Pregnant Optimus Prime • Comcast • www.TWITTER.com • Pepe Le Pew • Opie Cunningham • Google Wave • Matt Damon • Slapnuts • Fred Figglehorn • McLovin • Dark Albinos • CallipyG • UrbanD • Imhotep • Angry Video Game Nerd • Linksys • Verizon • Android • Apple • Eagle 1 • Library of Congress, The • Frank Stallone • George and Louise Jefferson • The Rocky Horror Picture Show • The City of Philadelphia • The Detroit Lions, 2008­2009 Roster • The Parliament Funkadelic • Vanilla Ice • Balloon Doggies • AYDS • H1N1 "Swine" Flu • Lamers bus service • The town of Gaylord, MI • Rhino­Man • Ted Dansen • Colon Movie Film For Theaters • The City of Boston • Lite Brite • The Fog • The Room • Brooklyn Bridge • Oreo Cookies • Otis Elevators • Dave Thomas of Wendys • Kernel Sanders • Gorton's Fisherman • Web 2.0 • The Grimace • The Hamburglar • The Energizer Bunny • Enemas • 7­Eleven • 8­Twelve • Colon Blow • Sherlock Holmes • Science & Industry • Bill Nye the Science Guy • Rocket Crowbar • Carmen Sandiego • Robert Stack • Assy McGee • MC Chris • MC Pee Pants • The Furry Fandom • Harlem Globetrotters ­­ The 1972 Roster • www.STEAMPOWERED.com • The Justice League • Trojan Condoms • Soy Sauce Ninja • ERNEST • BORGNIN • E • Heavy Weapons Guy • RobertoKay's New Icon • derp • President Garfield • waqas • www.PUROSEXO.com • David Colon • Hobbiton Tours • Bilbo Baggins • Michael Moore • www.ZOMBO.com • Qrow3000 • George W Bush • Hewlett Packard • The Eifel Tower • Planet of the Apes • Antarctica • Anne Frank • Anne Frank's Dairy • Pillowpants • Quik Stop Entertainment • National Hokay Leage "NHL" • YouTube • Micro Soft • The SMTP Protocol • Internet Relay Chat • 2400 baud Modems • Jouva Moufette • Derrick Comedy • Pigs! • Cavity Creeps • Jupiter Jack • SoulGeek.com • Mighty Putty • Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator • Tom Kurze • Hoverround • MexicanCupid.org • DarKrow • Troy P. Cundiff • Derek Zoolander • Pop 'n' Fresh • Rudolph Red Nosed Reindeer, The • Raydon • Rob's Ex­Employer • John's Ex... all of them! • Timmyling • Starlink­IRC • Jacob Resh • TimmyBigHands • Ron Paul • Pawn Ral • Jeff Goldblum • Bobbo Loshlo • Brok Lesnar • Bob's Mummy • Darcula • Your Mom • Poland • Poland Spring: What it means to be from Maine • The Commonwealth of Maine • Beds • Zap Rowsdower • Shatner's Mountain • Dethklok • Scooby­Doo • Little Kuriboh • Calvin­Crowe • Chuck Norris • Chuck Norris's berd • The fist behind Churk Norris's berrd • The Bird • The Word • Bababooey • fdgd • jasoN • The Sex Pistols • #BotTestLab • Events • KatLady • Queen • Queen Latifah • Queef • Ultimate Warrior • Twilight • Macho Man Randy Savage • Slim Jim • /b/ • Numa Numa Guy • Everyone who refuses to touch my penis • The fuckin' tugboat • Captain Comic • Captain Planet • Barf • Fiber Optics • J­List • Jay Jay the Jetplane • Guy who parked his car on top of the curb • Ted Turner • Blue Screen of Death • Blue's Clues • The color Blue • Blue Man Group • "The Color Purple", the novel, film, and musical • Satin • Satan • That Guy With the Glasses • Pokey man? Pokey with the man and the ball comes out • Ren Hoek • Stimpson J. Cat • Cousin Sven • Don't Whiz On The Electric Fence • Oliver! Based on the Novel by Charles Dickens • Charles Dickins • Charles' Dick • Dr. Tran • Hickory Smoked Horse Buttholes • Patriotic Cowboy Hat • The Mighty Boosh • Charlie's Angels • Powdered Toast Man • The ENTER Key • Steve Jobs • moot • That place where I put that thing that time • The Mutants of Plundar • Thundercats • John Hodgman • New Wave • New Wave Jacket • Old Greg • Eels • Member's Only • Old Spice • Devo • P=NP • PCP • Bob Dole • ET • PHP • TCP/IP • HTTP • UDP • LMNOP • ICP • *pee* • One Warrior Nation • Nation of Violence • nWo • oMu • Hulk Hogan's yet to be named nWo rehash • Main Event Mafia • bWo • lWo • nWo 2000 • nWo Purple • nWo Japan • Your Grandmother • Clayton Biggsby: Black­White Supremacist • Cunnilingus Rice • Dave Chappelle • Rick James • Cocaine • Weed • Lack of Weed • 4:19 • 4:21 •  (the Apple logo) • Party Liquor • Doc Hammer • Jackson Publick • Doctor Detroit: With songs by Devo, Cutting Crew, and Haircut 100 • Sony • Captain Sunshine • The Number 20 • Dick Hyman • Dick Hill • Dick Dawson • Dick Jauron • Dick Smith Ford Dealership • Dick Russel • Dick Cavett • Dick Togo • Dick Beardsley • Dick Jones • Dick Dastardly • Dick Assman • Dick Armey • Dick Corp • Dick Morris.com • Dick Blick • Dick Miller • Dick Phone • Dick Anderson • Dick Weiner • Dick Byrd • Dick's Sporting Goods • Dick Butkus • Dick Wolf • Dick Grayson • Dick Van Dyke • Dick Van Patten • Dick Phitzwell • Dick Inya • Dick Nixon • Dick Cheney • Dick Vitale • Dick Clark • Dick Tracy • Dick Trickle • Dick York • Dick Sargent • DIC • 30 Helens • Wong Burger • Over 9000 Penises • Droppo • Zeppo Marx • The one called Larry • Abe Vigoda • Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green pea­ness. • Mrs. Pell's Fish Sticks • Orson Welles • Anne Hiro • CrowTRobot2 • Pinky and the Brain • Raymond Burr • Aaron Burr • Delta Burke • The Garlon • The Galactoids • Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law • Mentok: The Mind Taker (OOOOOWWEEEEEEOOOOOP!) • Manute Bol • Muggsy Bogues • Betty • Tonguey • Galacticus • Universal Serial Bus • Liberty Medical • Wilford Brimley's Diabeetusbeetusbeetusbeetus • These are my testing supplies • These are my testing supplies • CALL LIBERTY! • Gaia • Capcom • www.CLOWNPENIS.fart • The reanimated corpse of Billy Mays here for OxyClean! • Walt Disney • CTRL+ALT+DEL (the webcomic) • Pikachu • A Barrel Roll • Captain Picard • CP • Cheese Pizza • Chris Hansen • Pedobear • Sentroid XCI • PhilCon • AnthroCon • DragonCon • GatewayCon • Yawning • Senator Ted Stevens, R­Alaska • Ol' Silvah Dollah' • The Midnight Riduh • Reddit • George Lowe • Ghostbusters • Freddy Krueger • T­Pain • Joey's Nissan Cube • Joey's Scion xB • Dr. Henry Killinger (and his Magic Murder Bag) • Russell Crowe: Fightin' Around The World • Tugger • Kaientai • Weiner Man • Digg • Yahoo! • MSTManos • www.mst3000.org • ForrestCrow Forums • ShittyBase • ShitPhone • ShitPickle • by Shit • F­OhShit • Eddie Vedder • www.EXCITE.com • Choots • Babelfish • Charlie Brown • Charlie Brown's • MST Apes • Day jobs • Telemarketers • SCO • Marty McFly • Captain Kangaroo • Happy Fun Ball • Compuserve • The DeLorean • Mister McGoo • Mysteria.net IRC • Pete's Dragon • ZIRC • TonicBH's Dreamcast which might have DVD support • Sentroid's ass might have DVD support • THE Twitter • Twatter • I Twatted • I love lamp. • Download More Ram • Booze • Boobs • Boost Mobile. Where y'at, dawg? • Dogs • Cats • Fish • Ferrets • Pet Rocks • Barthur • Auto­Cannbalization • AutoZone • Duralast (built to last) • The LiveJournal • Free Money • The Rock • Come on. You know you want it. *chuckle* • Hi. I'm Dolph Ziggler. • The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien • The Office • GRENADE! • Uwe Boll • Ivory Soap • Liquid Chicken • Scott Steiner's Recliners • Aqua Fresh • Castrol GTX • Hamburger Time • V for Vendetta • Richard Ramirez: The Night­Stalker • and Arnold Schwarzenegger

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