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Pay the price to A HILL OF avoid Lloyds

National Westminster Bank are threatening the Leeds University Union with an A illiGHT annual bill of £13,000 in bank charges if they continue to All three Leeds Polytechnic Rugby Union teams have bank with them. been banned by the Poly Executive after club members The Union have always went wild on a visit to Hull University. banked with Nat West and have Until the ban is lifted none of the teams will be able to never paid bank charges. Nat

Elliot Gibson play in matches under the name of Leeds Polytechnic West say they have imposed the Students Union, their budgets are frozen and their kits charge because the present have been removed. economic climate means they Nave to he more cost-concious. Club members gatecrashed against the wall and a bicycle the Hull Union leap year ball on worth £1.50 was ruined. All About £3,000 of this is the February 29th. Once inside they Leeds Poly sports teams are now handling charge paid to Lloyds lifted the trumpeter from behind banned by Hull University Bank in the Union for nightsafe while he was playing, tried to Union, and a bill will he sent to and cash-handling facilities. minute the guitarist's instru- L.P.U. for the damage caused to This has prompted the sugges- ment and tried to grab the mic- the bicycle and demanding that tion that the Union should save rophone from the 'Buys from the Leeds gatecrashers pay their money by moving from Nat Ipanema's' vocalist, according entry fees into the Leap Year West to Lloyds Bank. to those at the• ban. Had. 11.iwevcr. Union policy from February I 9s I stales that both REPORT I.loyd.s and Nat West. along with the other big clearing banks, BY ADAM LEBOR should be avoided because of Elliot Cibson, a photographer Hull Union executive member their involvements with South for Hull student paper - Hullfire' Richard Engler told Leeds Stri- Africa and Central America. was taken to hospital after a club dent that "because of the Rugby The conflict of politics against member headbutted him on the Club the whole evening was a practicalities may mean that the Jaw. He had been taking pictures disaster. They. should confide 'Avoid Lloyds' policy is pushed of a one-man strip-tease by a their childish activities to the aside. Poly Rugby player and suffered pitch." The Union has been inves- a bleeding lip. But L.P.ti. Rugby Club Cap- tigating the TSB. Co-op and Other Leeds club members tain, John Lees saw things dif- National Giro Banks as politi- restrained their team mate who ferently. He admitted that there cally sound alternatives, but for had demanded that Elliot sur- had been 'a couple of isolated more than two years now no render his film. He had agreed to incidents,' and that 'something move has been made. do so. did happen,* but he blamed Union Finance Officer Mr. Elliot told Leeds Student that these on a minority of club mem- Stephenson said that the TSB when the players left the hall bers. He claimed that the whole a nd Co-op had been they smashed beer glasses thing had been blown out of approached but they too would • Caught with pants up. proportion, and that Hull stu- incur heavy hank charges and dents had also gatecrashed the were thought to be 'unaccept- ball. able.' Mr. Stephenson went on The police were not called at to say that, despite the policy, he Jovial Jonny jumps in! any stage in the evening, and would recommend the Union according to L.P.U. President, Executive to move to Lloyds as Smiling mop-top and Paul Will he be able to manage on on many issues it is still impor- Jim Millar "a lot of it may have a money saving tactic and McCartney lookalike Jonny his own? Current Leeds Student tant that we do not become a been exaggerated. John Lees has because, being in the Union Editor Adam LeBor told Leeds mouthpiece for either institu- been very helpful and the Rugby building, they offered the great- Calvert has been elected as Student that he has "every con- tion." Club will compensate the indi- est security. Leeds Student Editor for the fidence in Jonny, I'm even lend- Both the Editor and the viduals concerned." LUU Treasurer Paul Morgan next academic year. ing him my green plastic visor Editor elect hope that more Other Poly sports teams have echoed the views of Mr. Jonny beat his nearest rival but he'll have to buy his own budding journalists will come already been affected by the ban. Stephenson in that moving to current Music Editor Mike baggy suits," forward, to work for the paper. Last week the Rugby League one of the politically acceptable Douglas by 27 votes to 17. Jenny plans to increase and team could not play at Hull and banks would be very expensive, Twenty-one year old History improve the content of the the Poly Volleyball team has an but in the light of National and English student Jenny is a paper but sees no need for any important match coming up Westminster's £13,000 charge a seasoned hack. Now in his final radical changes. He does hope there soon. move might be more realistic year he holds the post of Co- to giver more coverage to the L.P.U. Sports Secretary now than it was two years ago. Leeds colleges and Polytechnic. Craig Tallents, together with LUU President Sally Ryder BY OUR MAN tA, THE As for politics, Jonny sees Services Secretary, Andy Crad- said, "We don't have -money to TETLEY BAR WITH THE himself as being on the left but dock and Jim Millar are now throw away." She stated that WET ELBOWS sees 'impartial reporting as an negotiating with Hull University she would favour a move to News Editor with Ross Welford, essential requirement for the to allow Leeds Poly sports teams Lloyds for the interim and ast year he was Co-Features paper: back. Their actions have been added. "personally I hope the Editor with Ross Welford and He felt that Leeds Student had approved by the Poly Administ- policy is changed." the year before that he was shown its independence from ration, and Jim Millar told JENNIFER SNEESBY Co-Sports Editor with Ross both the Poly and University Leeds Studer!t that he was 'hope- Welford. Union, "while I support them ful.' 11111=11111•1■111111•RIft.

1 Red Ladder Steve. p1D2avis s DraLgtrtow 12.6— imPl-huats,..s cocr4:1 I NSIDE: to Leeds PAGE Two • MORE PLEASE! Grants demonstration "best for years" by QUORUM' ously this one forgot! Saturday's demo was the best Stewart who argued that we agreed that the demo could have This was to be the boxing champ- must light for our rights as inde- been better organised. John Erskine commented: "I attended NUS demo by col- ionship of the century, or least of pendent adults instead of being am a little disappointed at the leges in West Yorkshire for "Many Exec. members were Tuesday lunchtime. In the one treated as older school children. already down in London and so result of the demo." years. LUU Tories showed their dis- corner stood the howling Tories. Ken Livingstone. leader of there weren't enough stewards. • in the other were the raving lef- John Erskine, NUS Area the GLC. told the rally to go We were told to organise it the taste at the f1.00 'freebie' to - London by submitting a motion ties and both sides were raring to Convener was pleased with the back to their student unions way we did, though. go. Only the SDP supporters response: "The University sent with optimism as a growing One coachful of university to the OGM. it suggested that an anti-cuts march should be separated them. and what could six coaches and the Poly four movement for change was on students were dropped at the he do? Referee Man the way. organised to Blackpool, with Tee was in and Park Lane did particularly finishing point of the march control though, and he declared everyone getting a-free stick of well with one coach." Questions have been raised as and had to make their way back the match open. to the overall effectiveness of to County Hall. Sally said that rock. The demo, protesting against Round one started and the val- the drivers had been given the government's proposed cuts the march and its organisation. uable prize of NUS business was instructions where to go - obvi- ZOE SMITH in grants and the abolition of the An NUS spokesperson esti- up for grabs. The contestants mated that 10.000 people travel allowance. marched from thought so anyway. Marcus Chef attended but there was no media County Hall to a rally in Bat- threw the first punch, a body coverage. tersea Park. Misleading flats blow to the Tory Party. They were Leeds Student: A Poly Exec. member com- He told racists, he claimed, because at "Other news that day hogged mented that it was the best sup- the last Party conference they the headlines. We deliberately brochure rapped ported demo by the Poly all had discussed the repatriation of held the march on a Saturday to year. He added: "We were The brochure advertising University accommodation to immigrants. encourage trainees and F.E. extremely pleased. We had Logically then Marcus was a students to go although this first-year students is 'very misleading and contravenes three coaches arranged and had Tory because he discussed what probably did discourage many the Trades Descriptions Act', according to a University an overspill onto a forth." had happened at their confer- others." was successful in persuading the Speakers at the demo student who this week encel Still LUU OGMs are no Sally Ryder. 1..1_111 President included NUS President Neil LUU OGM to condemn University accommodation. place for sensible discussion, First year Mark Fulop Especially not when Gordon accepted an offer to live in the Nardell is around. "Don't listen to 1 University-owned Springfield the Tories Saatchi and Saatchi Mount flats before viewing sincerity" he cried. At North Lon- them. The description or the don Poly, the OGM was told, the PAY CELEBRATION Tories dissolved their society to WOMEN3 premises was innaccurate and although Mr. Fulop tried to find form a branch of the British somewhere else to live, he had Movement. That clinched it and signed up for a year in Spring- the Tories lost to the Labour Club field Mount. "They effectively amendment. wouldn't let me out," he com- The next contest was between mented. the Liberals and the SWP. The Liberals wanted to discuss local The University's policy of democracy but the SWP wanted charging for a whole year Is out to talk about the Miners' Strike. of line with that of the Private The Liberals won. Bevis Ingram Landlords/Landladies of Leeds - a self-regulating association of property owners.

Deputy President Alison Wright nos mandated h∎ the OGM to write to all first-years offered a place in converted Uni- t en spoke or the Alliance on versity accommodation asking Local Democracy, The meeting them not to sign the contract was amazed - there was some- before they have seen their fiat. one else in the S.D.P. apart from Peter Scott! Bevis gave a rousing The Alternative Prospectus and inspiring speech, a gran- produced by LUU will also state , diose historical panorama; he the unsuitability of many of the quoted Edmund Burke on Demo- • Pic: Brian Pink. University owned houses. cracy, Hyatt on Government but his academia was sadly mis- International Women's Day last week was well pie. Red, green and white ribbons. the colours of "I am trying for private placed. Paul Hubert, looked supported according to LUU Women's Action the suffragettes, svere given out during the day for accommodation next year,' said women to wear, unimpressed, and the rest of the Group. microbiologist Mark Fulop, audience shifted restlessly. It is a day on which women throughout the In the evening, a feminist film, 'A Question of -although I have applied to St. Another loser for the Liberals and world work together specifically to fight against Silence' was shown. Although disturbing in parrs, Marks flats as well." the film was well received by the mixed audience. the Labour Club amendment was oppression and sexism and to celebrate being passed. women. In the evening a party was held in the women's The University Accommoda- centre which like the film, was well attended. If at first you don't succeed, as Events organised in LUU included a display in tion Officer Mr. Davies was unavailable for comment. the proverb says, then try again. the Union extension which attracted a lot of pen- SAM KIRK And the Alliance did, when Mark ROSS WELFORD Fulop opened the fourth match with a heavyweight motion on student accommodation. Before he arrived at University our lucky Liberal had been promised a LEEDS UNION room with a sauna, six foot deep circular bath and a dozen Nubian Ihmusrry slaves with Ostrich feathers to LEEDS UNIVERSITY UNION LAST WEEK PASSED A MOTION AT ITS O.G.M. pander to his every whim. Once OPPOSING V.A.T. CHARGES ON SANITARY WEAR. FOLLOWING THIS he got here he was put in Spring- field Mount! DECISION: His dissapointment was plain for all to see, but he should feel at home in the Liberal party, with SANITARY WEAR WILL BE SOLD the other wishful thinkers. The meeting passed his motion unopposed. FREE OF V.A.T. CHARGES IN L.U.U. The fifth match was between the SWP and Symons. The crowd cheered, it knew a good scrap STATIONARY SHOP FROM when it saw one. These were two old adversaries. Brian Parkin opened with a left MONDAY 17th MARCH, 1984. hook; suspend standing orders so that we can support the min- ers and picket Leon Brit-tan's visit. The lowered prices will be as follows: Symons hit back - Parkin would picket whether the meeting dis- LILIA (10s) — 43p - 38p cussed it or not! Oh the cheek of it! Symons next called Parkin "a LILET (10s) REGULAR — 56p - 49p tucking hypocrite." He was sorry, but he was annoyed. LILET (10s) SUPER — 61p - 53p Stunned by this intricate and complicated intellectual TAMPAX (3s) SUPER — 20p - 18p approach the meeting didn't dis- cuss the miners or Leon Britten, MACHINE PRICES STAY 3 for 20p They dispersed to ponder the wisdom of Symonsism. PAGE THREE FATHER AND L.U.U. COUNCIL DAUGHTER IN LAW TAKES RIGHT TURN Independants hold the balance

University Union Council Mark said: "It's a shame that and Human Rights. swung to the right when the right wing Tories, standing as Outgoing LUU External results of the fifteen open so-called apolitical candidates Affairs Secretary, Matt Tee, have been elected." places were declared on criticised the NUS ballot for The other members elected producing the same motions Wednesday. were: Brooks, Gitlin, Mathews, each year: The Conservatives have Mercer, Patel, Roberts, "Government economic pol- increased their places on the Samuels, Schmidt, Tolk, Ryan, icy has now been discussed for council from last year's total of Richards, Powell, McCabe and the past three years - other issues eight to a new total of thirteen. Amour. could now be discussed." With an estimated eight inde- Jonathan Knight was elected He was, however, satisfied pendent members and fourteen as Disciplinary Tribunal chair- with the motions which had been Labour club members, the person and Paul Morgan as prioritised and hoped that the Tories hope that they can push ()GM speaker. New Deal for Students' and Sex- for centrist policies by siding ism and the Sexual Exploitation with the independents. • The NUS conference would be discussed. Marcus Killick, a member of priorities ballot was mistakenly GILL WEBBER the Federation of Conservative held with the elections and so students told Leeds Student: they had to be scrapped. Four We hope that we will be able to hundred more ballot papers support the independents and were then printed for the ()GM ROSS DYE they will support us in putting where the ballot was eventually Last weeks issue of "Leeds Student' car- student issues above the party held. ried a report of the LUU Conservative Pic. courtesy of Yorkshire Post Ltd political ones." Assocwtions Annual General meeting. Subjects such as Battery eggs The report stated incorrectly thus Rose Peter Collin Jones and his daughter Barbara Anne Jones Only one candidate was voted and Decriminalisation of can- in outright and that was Mark Dye had hem elected to the committee. In graduated together last week from Leeds Polytechnic. They nabis stood side by side with the het this was a printing error and Rats were both awarded BAs in Economics and Public Policy and Coates, the official Labour club Dye was erected. New Deal for students and law respectively. candidate, who bad a clear win Further Education, but top with 67 first preference votes. priority was eventually given to Although pleased to be elected, Sexism and Sexual exploitation ROUGH DEAL Pay For PRESIDENT PETE FOR FINE ART Stay An unemployed woman, Pat- Deputy President of Park Lane the Youth Training scheme." ricia Walsh, has told LUU Exec. students Union, Pete Cheung Pete wants to obtain A motion condemning the scrapping of the Annual Fine that she can't pay the accommo- has been elected unopposed as increased support from the Art Exhibition in the Parkinson Court was given unani- dation bill she was sent for her next years President. National Union of Students: mous support in Union Council last week. two month stay at the Womans Pete, a committed socialist, ..Because F.E. colleges are low Centre. The exhibition which used to w ill take up his post in the next financial contributers to the Although the head of the Fine Although she will probably he academic year. He was organisation, they are neg- he organised by the Fine Art Arts department intends to able to pay eventually by claim- - department has been gradually big her rent back from the -delighted to win and says he lected. I will fight to change organise a summer exhibition squeezed out of the Gallery's Council, the matter of why a hopes to improve on the good that and ensure equal rep- for Fourth year finalists, the timetable, and the Gallery itself •i ainall who is nut a member of work that has been done by this resentation." students claim that this is not put under University Senate enoueli. LC( was allovied to stay at all years' President, Steve Har- He sees the planned merger rather than departmental con- has caused concern in the Uni- between Park greaves: "1 want a better Lane and Kitson trol last year. Their main argument is that versity. Informed and more involved Colleges as a cost cutting exer- all future exhibition entries will The conditions under which Union membership in all cam- cise by Leeds City Council and be censored by the Head of the the University rent the Centre to paigns for students. I could warned that if it went ahead: Department and two members the Union are that it may only be also lithe to see more co- -ne will need to campaign to of the Senate. They argue that used by LUU card holders and •operntion between institutions safeguard courses and facilities Poly this censorship would not only that it should not be used for of Further and Higher F.daca- at both colleges." he on artistic merit but also on long-term stays. tion on major issues, such as SAEEDA KHANUfsi political content. University Accommodation ...... ----•---••-- ...... • • - Bursar Mr. Harry Davis in a let- As a protest. the Fine Art stu- Equality ter to President Sally Ryder said dents have organised their own that the running of the Centre exhibition in the Parkinson PRIZE CROSSWORD The Polytechnic Students Union Court from the 19th to the 23rd "needs greater vigilance" and g are hoping to open up a debate unless things were tightened up r 6 4 March which is open to all the II On racism with a special week members of the department. the "accommodation may be 41 withdrawn." devoted to the subject, starting on LUU President, Sally Ryder, i• Wednesday. The present arrangement is that supported this action. She told any woman, with or without a The week, entitled ' Leeds Poly Leeds Student: "The success of Union card, can get the key from students against racism', will the Union Arts exhibition • the Porters if they need to use the it contain speeches. discussion reflects the demand. In this case Centre. A spokesperson for the • panels. videos and a disco, it is inappropriate for purely Women's Centre told Leeds be opened next Monday academics to select which pic- • ill Student, "Personally I think it with Tommy Shepherd from tures should be shown." *4 IS- should be for all women." III lil NUS and speakers from the The Fine Art department was A Special Exec. Meeting will Commission for Racial Equality unavailable for comment at the be held next week to discus how and the Equal Opportunities time of going to press. the Centre should he run in the 4 ub commission. ,j 111 1 JOHN SMITH GILL WEBBER future. JENNIFER SNEESBY

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PAGE FOUR £1,800 raised for local charities Education Week

Students passing through the PA A Merrion Centre this week will have noticed the Exhibition being run by Leeds Education Alliance. Along with the City. Council's own 'Come to Col- lege' exhibition in the Bond Street Centre. it is bringing to public attention the problems faced by education as a result of HWORDS:A JOANNA KEARNEYAl Government and council pol- icy. All the Educational Unions PHOTO: DAVID FRENCH have made a contibution A day when students, dressed in a colourful way and including N.U.S. mostly drunk get the chance to dominate the Leeds shop- John Erskine, West York- pers' scene in an attempt to sell Rag Mags and make shire Area Convenor told money for local charities - that was Saturday, which saw Leeds Student, "It's really the traditional Rag Parade start to Rag Week. important that we work with The parade followed the trade unions and community The weather, as usual on this bodies in this way to promote event. was cold and wet - route along Briggate. via the and defend education." although this did not stop some Headrow, down Park Row and The exhibition is just one of the participants in the event across Boar Lane. The police part of the Education turning out in the bare were out in force (and fives. that Rag's prospects were now Alliance's education week, the minimum of dress. and sixes), keeping the streets Earlier attempts by the slightly better. and they might highlight Has Thursday's meet- The floats assembled at the clear of traffic and pedestrians police to withdraw all offen- avoid having to close down as ing addressed by Michael Quarry carpark at 1.00 p.m. while slaves. clowns, cocktail sive weapons proved to have reported in Leeds Student last Meadowcroft (Liberal). Giles where they were subjected to waitresses, doctors, sub- been unsuccessful as flour and week. Radice (Labour) and George police investigations for such aquatists jumped off the floats egg fights broke out on some of Weilden (Conservative). offensive weapons as eggs. and ran through the streets the floats. "We still need more people A full report will appear nest flour, shaving foam and water into pubs, shops and hashing The Rag Parade raised over though." she commented, week. bombs (all. of course. carefully on car windows, ensuring that 1,800. "even if it is just going along to ED MURROW hidden). nobody escaped buying a Rag A spokesperson for Rag said a Rag event."

LUU's Conservative Associa- Club - a right wing organisation thought of gassing jews. I totally pased an amendment to an tion this week passed a motion to which some Conservative deplore racism in the party." NUS Conference motion which distancing themselves from the Party MPs belong. There have Marcus Killick, one of the condemned the Tory Party far right Monday Club. been a number of resignations proposers of the motion com- leadership for failing to take The motion, passed by 23 from the Club recently because mented: "I am delighted that seriously reports which prove votes to two, re-emphasised the of the blatant racism within the LUUCA has come out against there is racism in the party. Party's stand against racism and group. the racist element in our party. The motion angered many resolved to refrain from inviting There are no racists in our Tories, particularly Killick who any member of the Monday Guy Roberts, an LUU Tory group.- told the meeting: -1 find it sick- Club to come to speak and to who was a Monday Club Fascists maybe, but no ening that as a member of the ban all M.C. publicity_ member told Leeds Student: "I racists!" he joked. Conservative Party 1 am auto- This move shows the group's left the Monday club after the There is an obvious feeling in matically labelled racist." concern over recent adverse Chairman of the Young Mon- the Union about racism in the media coverage of the Monday day Club asked me what I Tory Party. Tuesday's OGM !OE SMITH FORUM * FORUM *FORUM *FORUM * s Britain a nation of animal avers. L.U.U. Animal Aid Society examines the emotive issue of animal ri• hts.

farmers. What can the aver- the vast majority of the gen- age animal rights campaigner eral public. Once people are achieve in the face of such shown the cruelty involved in Britain is a nation of ani- formidable opposition. the testing of cosmetics, the Petitions and demonstra- intensive methods of farm mal lovers! tions are all very well, but production and the manufac- So goes the popular those people that members turing of fur coats there are myth, yet the hens con- seek to convince are unlikely very few who do not oppose it fined in battery cages and to be moved. Their very unequivocably. involvement in the vile busi- rabbits whos eyes have • ness of animal exploitation VICTORY Rabbits blinded for beauty. been burnt out in cosmetic affirms their character as Assured in the knowledge introducing non-battery eggs boycott of those products testing might not agree. sadistic torturers. Those who that the majority of people in the university canteens. which are reliant on animal Since its formation just are impervious to the suffer- give their moral support to abuse, that the success of BLOOD animal rights must hinge. over a year ago, LUU Animal ing of other creatures are the cause, the animal rights It's a real fight that can and Aid society has joined in hardly likely to listen to com- campaigner has good reason Those who trade in the will be won. The only ques- many local and national cam- passionate pleas of moral to be hopeful and can confi- exploitation of animals might tion is when. The answer to paigns against wide ranging arguments. dently foresee victory - with not resort to moral or com- aspects of animal abuse. The the fulfilment of two objec- passionate arguments, but that depends upon the com- torture and suffering that our OPTIMISTIC tives. they will certainly respond to mitment and perserverence society forces animals to The struggle for animal lib- The first is that of bringing financial reasoning. Their of those who are campaign- endure is so widespread that eration is therefore not an to the public's attention the own concern is for money - ing, and the sense of respon- it's very easy to become dis- easy one. So why are animal our money, blood money! As sibility of those to whom 'If domestic animals were campaign is directed. heartened and wonder rights campaigners so soon as they start losing this kept under the conditions The committed campaig- whether it can ever be ended. determined to continue, and money their methods will endured by battery hens their very quickly be changed. ners will continue to play their why are so many optimistic owners would be prosecuted FORMIDABLE Alternative methods of part, the rest is up to the indi- that it will eventually be for cruelty'. Exploiting animals has achieved? production do exist, and are vidual and his conscience. become big business, bring- The answer lies in the atrocities committed in their becoming increasingly popu- But as a nation of animal lov- ing vast profits for producers, over-whelming support, all name, and the second is in lar. It is in the formation of ers surely it can't take too cosmetic firms and greedy be it as yet unmotivated, of bringing about the realisation these products, and the long. that every one of us has the power to do something posi- tive to bring it to an end. The LUU Animal Aid Society has been active in tackling the first of these objectives in the past year, with leafleting and demonstrations. Moves are also under way to give stu- dents the chance to make their own active contribution to the campaign. The CTS shop from next term will be stocking non-animal tested toiletries and a resolution has Battery farmed cattle. been submitted with a view to • Battery arme• pigs. PAGE FFVE

THE GAS PEOPLE WORKING FOR TOMORROW'S WORLD TODAY

If your home uses gas — and the chances are it TOMORROW'S WORLD will, since British Gas is the largest single supplier Yesterday, the gas people solved what would of heat in Britain — then you are benefiting from have been today's problems, and we've given you yesterday's planning and investment in advanced just a few examples. But you may be more interested technology by the gas people. in the work we're doing today to solve tomorrow's. Yesterday's research anticipated the needs of For instance, in readiness for the time when today's customers, and some of the developments Britain's indigenous supplies of natural gas begin to produced by the gas people were revolutionary. decline, and nobody knows when that will be, the gas Did you know, for instance, that the gas people people have already developed the technology for helped to pioneer the technology for transporting producing substitute natural gas from coal. The gas across the world's oceans — gas which would results of this pioneering work are being viewed with otherwise be wastefully flared-off? This was done great interest in many parts of the world. Whichever by cooling the gas into liquid form at minus 160°C feedstock is available at a competitive price, however, and carrying it in specially designed tankers. The the gas people intend to have the technology to transportation of LNG is now a major world trade. produce a substitute natural gas from it. And because gas will still be there for The gas people also saw opportunities in newly tomorrow's customers, the gas people are helping to available gas-making feedstocks and developed the develop a new generation of appliances for to- Catalytic Rich Gas process for making gas from oil, morrow's low-energy homes. They are starting to rather than coal. Advances like these underpinned apply ways of recuperating waste heat in industrial the transformation of an ageing industry into a and commercial applications by using gas engine- highly competitive and rapidly expanding modern driven heat pumps. These reverse the normal business. process by which heat flows from a high temperature The gas people went on to exploit the natural gas to a lower and so can consume less energy than they which they had helped to discover around our deliver! The gas people are even looking at new ways shores. To achieve this they constructed a network of to avoid traffic congestion — by replacing underground high pressure steel pipelines to the underground gas pipes without the need for digging highest standards. A great deal of money and tech- up the road! nical expertise were expended in devising a means of Much more is going on besides, so if you'd like to inspecting these pipelines, and a sophisticated find out about today's high-tech gas industry write electronic and mechanical device called an to the Public Relations Department, British Gas, 'intelligent pig' was developed. It works inside the Rivermill House, 152 Grosvenor Road, London pipeline while the gas is still flowing. SW IV ill_ Gas WONDERFUEL GAS FROM THE GAS PEOPLE- WORKING FOR TOMORROW'S WORLD TODAY PLEA—FOR DIALOGUE Dear Editor I write in the naive belief that replying to Khadir Amour's outburst might result in responsible political dialogue rather than backbiting THE EDITOR, LEEDS STUDEN and misinformation. Mr. Amour has freely admitted to me that it is his 155 WOODHOUSE LANE, LEEDS 6 policy to reproduce the words Zionism and Racism as often as possible in the Union in the hope that they will become synonymous, (All contributions must be received by In Israel the right of Universal suffrage is enshrined by law, and the Tuesday before publication) Arabs who live within Israel are equal before the law, Israel is the first country in the Middle East to give Arab women the vote. It is the only The Editor reserves the right to edit letters democracy in the Middle East and was the first anti-colonial move- for reasons of space or otherwise. ment in Me region. Auempts to strike at Israel's roots are an attempt by the enemies of .sovereignty withi the Jewish people to deprive it of its homeland and n the community of nations. (lf the 150 countries that voted in the U.N. in 1975 that 'Zionism is a form of Racism' only 30 were liberal democracies. If the Arab and Dear Editor press is fine as lung as we say what is I Soviet blocs were to ally again they could equally label Iraq a liberal We are writing to express our free) generally forcing. an extremely democracy. amazement and sadness concerning narrow view on what is a very wide BOYS AA to anti-semitism: the Concise Oxford Dictionary defines an the recent reaction to someone variety of people and interests. Dear Editor Once again we see that Leeds Uni- anti-s•mite as a person 'hostile to Jews'. .4rab apologists have often dressing up in drag in aid of charity. Such protests belittle and pettily 11 versity Rugby onion Club has been claimed that since they are a Semitic people, they cannot be anti- We are amazed by the complete the wider issues of sex discrimirta- 5 accused 'notorious' and blamed for SeMinC. Anti-semitism means nothing else but anti-Jewish. and the lack of any sense of humour and Chun, Women need support, not to 12 the ills of the world. Isn't it about history offews in Arab countries is testimony enough to the validity of saddened by the pathetic reasons alienate the majority ol the Union time that Leeds Student found out Arab anti-semitism. offered by the protest. as the two examples cited have the facts before jumping on the It is ironic that Mr. Amour suggests that Zionists hair no argument. An insult to woman? II that's an done. bandwagon and labelling a group of I have asked him on countless times to discuss the Middle East, both insult to women then what is women Their stand is too radical for the I peopk? 'finally and informally and he has refused. dressing up in men's clothes? majority and does little to arouse E The fights at the Polytechnic would like' to ask hint again in the pages of Leeds Student in the Is wearing their coats. shirts, jac- sympathy. Please don't continue to reported on last weeks paper, did hope that we can replace witch-hunting. personal attacks and misin- kets and having short hair an insult add scorn to the cause of women's include students from the Univer- formation with a meaningful dialogue on a subject Mat means so much to men? The protestors arc quick to rights by demeaning the basic issues sity, and one involved was a member to Mr. ,4mour, myself and many tither members of LUU. criticise but slow to offer an alterna- through puerile and trivial demon- E of the Rugby Club, but does a single Yours sincerely tive way of raising money. strations. member of the club make that club Is it their aim in life to be forever Yours faithfully MARCUS SHEFF notorious? negative about anything faintly CAROLINE ROBERTSON. KIM To blame the whole club is unjus- regarding sex? Trying to ban what WATSON, ANNABELL HAW- tifiable and I feel an apology is due to most people would consider a harm- KINS. SARAH JOHNSON. the other members of the club. They STEELEYE SPAN FANS less gesture. trying to ban three SARAH SI.EE, ALISON RUS. major. national publications (a free SELL. o ere not out in force of numbers and Dear Editor 1 he strength and clarity of Mad- if they should be blamed for the * * * * * We feel that Justin Hunt's review day Priors voice, accompanied by fighting then a larger number of of Steeleye Span's concert was both four talented singer/musicians was players should he thanked for pre- petty and unjustified. an unforgettable experience. Many MILLIONS venting the trouble. In the very first paragraph Hunt's of the audience showed their Dear Editor raise for Rag at least as much money -2 There have been occasions w hen belief that Muddy is 'dependent on enjoyment by dancing with On page two of the Friday 9th as Richard Sturgeon has done. their presence has nut instigated but drink to sustain her performance' enthusiasm and demanding two March issue of Leeds Student Of course however the money is 0 prevented fighting. when she took only the occasional encores. Graham Moore. the President of the raised it must be done in such a Since the start of last term, the sip from a half-pint beer glass is While we appreciate that Leeds Gay Society is quoted as saying manner that will nut offend anyone. B Rugby Club have taken steps to curb totally unfair. Student is circulated free for the "There are millions of other ways to Good luck Graham! the more boisterous elements and hits criticism of the lapels on her benefit of students we question raise money for charity." Love a have made efforts to represent the suit for being far too big and to say whether writing of the standard We defy Graham Moore to use University in a favourable manner, that 'her hair kept falling into her shown by Justin Hunt is worth print- one of these •millions' of ways and THE RAG COMMITTEE which perhaps, is more than can be sweaty mouth.' is trilling in the ing at all! * * * * said for many other members of our extreme and grammatically incor- Yours sincerely a lnion. rect. How many of you suffer from a NICK WARD Just because the Rugby Club sweaty mouth? SUE LOVELL ANNOYED aren't the epitome of 'student Intel- Dear Editor stunt, a fairly harmless and boring It FMS Priestley must conduct one, is actually used for good ends ligensia' it does not give Leeds Stu- Dear Editor dent or anyone else the right to place the war against sexism on behalf of i.e. charity, then you make women a In response to Mark Lindsay's accusation that I made a personal blame without ensuring what is all women. would she please hear appear mean and foolish for typos- attack upon him in my criticism of Tory policy, I would like to point es reported is both correct and unpre- two things in mind? ing such trivia. out that it was his manifesto and literature which inspired my letter. judiced. I happen to take the issue of South Africa very seriously, and as long jokes. Some women can cope with a seer- 1. Rising to the bail of sexist g Yours sincerely as Mark continues to support racist recruitment on this campus he can tain amount of sexism and learn to such as a grown man thinking it ALISON WRIGITI expect to be personally attacked i verbally) by me. funny to dress up as a woman, low- concentrate on wider issues such as E. Deputy President E. t .U. ers you and all feminists to being the teaching women not to pose for DEBORAH ,IOFFE butt of those jokes. Far better to boob photos, but to respect them- treat such matters on women's selves a bit more. terms - with the disdain they Yours out of temper with the a. ANTI- deserve. sister-hood. WILD CONCLUSIONS 2. Some jokes between sexes are '2 Dear Editor N US. The resolution to 'affiliate to necessary. and if this particular JULIA KAY RA CISTS It's a pity Elaine Beech had to the appropriate national campaign' * * * * jump so wildly to conclusion that we was intended to ensure support for -- sT1 Dear Editor deliberately inserted a loosely- the as yet nameless campaign. I am writing to express my disgust worded resolution in the OGM We fail to see the connection the comments made by Mr. Mar- Rights Fight at motion on sanitary wear in order to between sanitary wear and biased cus Sheff and others at Tuesdays affiliate to some un-named anti- political statements about Dear Editor Feminists and Women in general U.G.M. To suggest that the ('onser- nuclear, pro-feminist organisation. Greenhorn Common. The motion Members of Gay Soc and have had to fight hard to gain just vative Parry is not only racist but is We are surprised that Elaine was passed has a merely practical Womens Action Group may per- some of the rights and freedoms they inherently racist is a disgraceful and unable to discover our names - benefit. and sought also to widen sonally find Richard Sturgeon's need, and they still have to put up unforgivable insult to all nzembers we're sure the General Secretary people's consciousness of the vari- stunt offensive and they are quite with a lot but I don't see that this C and supporters of the Conservtuive would have provided them. How- ous different levels in which sexual entitled to this view; various people gives them the special right to have Party. ever, it's even more surprising that discrimination operates in this can he found in the Union who anything banned because they find it The Conservafive Party is not a she could not submit an amend- country. object to CND badges or Tory man- o ffensive. racist party. a fact made abundantly ment or oppose it herself. This We would like to hope that the ifestoes. or maroon v-neck junipers Yours sincerely clear at last October's Party Confer- would have resolved the highly motion on sanitary wear was passed but I trust that none of them will be ence. There are, it must be admitted. GILES BUCK dubious hypothesis that many peo- unopposed, not because it was a banned. sortie members of the Party who do ple who speak at OGMs were too 'clever trick' for this was not the hold racist views, just us there are embarrassed to contend the resolu- intention. but rather because the members of the Labour Party who tion. We have never noticed certain people present at the OGM recog- hold racist views. Racists have no members of the Tory party to be nised and opposed the discrimina- GUTSY place in British polities. reticent in opposing motions - nor tion against women which this Dear Editor they are worried because Richard is Leeds University Union Conser- a in proving themselves to he motion highlighted. In reply to Libby Priestley's letter more feminine than them. if they vative Association has a strongly chauvenistic. Yours sincerely of 9/3/84, I would like to express my are so against men's treatment of anti-racist stance. This was under- Though the campaign to remove feelings, as a female about the char- women why do they try so hard to lined on Monday when the Associa- VAT on sanitary wear no longer DEB JOFFE & ERICA HIORNS ity raising efforts of Richard look masculine? Perhaps Aileen tion voted not to invite members of exists, there are moves to relaunch Proposer and Seconder of the Lt I.: Sturgeon. He strikes me as being McGloughlin should try and ban all the Monday Club to speak at its it very soon with the support of the OGM motion on sanitary wear. some one with a lot of guts who is women wearing trousers or Scots- meetings_ prepared to make a fool of himself men with kilts from the Union. I hope that Mr. Sheff will recon- in order to help raise money For And by the way. where did you sider his Cimunents and apologise worthy causes. get some of those lovely outfits publicly for his disgraceful He should he applauded not Richard? I must borrow some OPINION .. OPINION . threatened with a tribunal. The only sometime. Yours Sint efOly Lert moan about money £40 publicity money fur all candidates fur women I have spoken to who Lind Yours sincerely 0 MICHAEL SIMMONDS five executive posts. £2.5 per candidate fur five other posts. This year his action offensive are the Womens B I Member L.U.U. Conservative that came to a grand total of £1,135. Action Group themselves. Maybe P ATT !SON (Miss) Association ) And for what? some peupk might think. large number of photographs cif a small number of people staring down from every noticeboard, tree, pillar. spare piece of vertical space - Look at me! Look at me! Self-indulgent, sickening, (mall) UNIYIRSITT 11211 unnecesary. The minority who actually take any interest in these elections know when they are happening and only need to read and compare manifes- tos to make up their mind. Phonographs and twee little slogans are O.G.M irrekvant - and in any case very ineffective in comparison with cream TUESDAY 20th MARCH, 1984 cakes. Cream cakes - now that was an excellent idea. Or being a candidate - Riley Smith Hall * 1.00p.m. — wills no intention of winning. going in for it o ith the primary motor sciea -rtf.or toll years in a row - the be 1. GRANTS DEMO. 5. LIVERPOOL CITY COUNCIL dLiselligmdlinualitsoionintepuf limieyeistUulighl thtsrwrriintinang the 2. RAG 6. J. SMITH OF OSMONDTHORPE It is surprising really that other people do not take advantage of system in the same way, 1111 the place with them.selves for two weeks. 3. YORKSHIRE MINERS STRIKE 7. UGC LETTER TO VICE Wouldn't it be colourful if every member of the university joined in inthilis haups pny. democ dreds of thousands of pounds. 4. BATTERY EGGS CHANCELLORS r posterscaptincesanoarcrrhety.-111,iodun. lin 8. ACID RAIN But maybe they would change the system then. R WATERHOUSE

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• PAGE SEVEN EP The 60's was an era of riots, demonstrations and revolt - economic prosperity served ANNABEL McGOLDRICK checks to broaden political debate and theatre wanted to take her left-wing credentials with the part in this revolution of RED LADDER THEATRE ideas. As it was, conventional COLLECTIVE theatre changed little so the 'alternative' emerged in the shape of fringe theatre. Those this was the most commonly need theatre taken to them involved in the Fringe had lit- used prop. The plays changed when there are already plenty tle classical training, scripts to full scale shows like 'Taking of theatres suffering from lack were generally written by the our Time,' which depicted of support? company as a whole and they episodes in working class his- 'Many people feel intimi- were concerned with basic tory. This set the style for a lot dated by somewhere like the socialist ideals. of fringe theatre which said, Playhouse - but it doesn't Although this may be a 'Well we lost that one com- mean they don't want live fairly stereotyped view of rades but we'll do better next theatre as enough people work-shop theatre it is fair to time.' have told us after say a show say that many companies 'Our approach now is much in a working mens club.' hoped to invoke a reaction more realistic. For a start we How does this identifica- that would ultimately change realise that it was the working tion of a specific kind of audi- society for the better. classes who put the Conser- ence effect their shows - and vative government in power. do they have anything to offer In terms of the show, how- to a non-theatre audience like ever, they're simply much students? "Yli u can't "Shows specifically for more fun nowadays.' working mens clubs have a b reative COSINESS lot to overcome - they need to 'Back in the early 80's we create their own space which d means a design commit- began to take a lot more risks ment; then you need to real- e with our music so that it no Vi'MA.Jit ise that people are not there longer merely reflected the lirar cosiness of our shows but specifically to see Red Lad- der, they've come for a drink, The Red Ladder theatre would stand up by itself. For company was a prominent example, our last show was a member of the fringe move- full scale Busby Berkly musi- ment, so when I was asked to cal - with four people!' go along and meet them I had Seeing would have been visions of people dressed in believing on that account! But maoist suits spending most how does Busby Berkly fit of theirtime locked in political into a political ideology; in debate over the intentions of other words has their work spends less on Arts than any their performance. lost all political direction? other country in Europe - Being 'true socialists' I ' All theatre is political' Germany spends eight times didn't expect them to partake because people are receiving more than Britain. But apart from the overall in the consumption of ineb- attitudes and ideas. You can't level it's where the money riating substances - because be creative and objective.' goes - smaller companies 'it's not conducive to good You see, we're a group of receive an ever decreasing political thinking.' Were my individuals who had a certain set of beliefs that informs our share. Did you know that the intentions Politically Sound RSC received more to pay off work but it's not the reason enough for them to talk to its deficit than the whole of me? How wrong l was, the for doing the theory - this means we don't draw specific British Fringe received!" first thing we did was go to Being so near to this hal- conclusions but try to pro- the pub) and in true workshop patch of land com- voke discussion.' lowed style, Red Ladder spoke in a to see their friend and to be taking place in Danderhall, monly known to us all as That all seems fair enough, collective-no voice was heard entertained. And live enter- Dalkeith near Edinburgh from Leeds University, I wondered but if the emphasis has above the rest. tainment nowadays needs to 1 9th - 26th August." if Red Ladder had any connec- changed so much is it not The first thing t wanted to be of an ever increasing stan- With all this talk of 'alterna- tions with the University. unfair to attract people by know was how Red Ladder dard because TV exposes tive' and hints of commercial- Two voices could be heard using the name Red Ladder? changed over the last 16 everyone to sophisticated ism being a dirty word, I won- above the rest; Richard Has- I was wrong again - years? drama. dered where their money well and Nick Owen (adminis- 'Because we still maintain the 'I think we've come a long As regards students - came from - man cannot live trators) knew all about it: same general purpose of tak- way since our 'Agitprop' "they're not a breed apart" by bread alone! This question "College has so much to ing professional theatre to a days, of a group of lawyers (contrary to common belief) got an interesting reaction; offer you outside your course, working class audience - an and doctors committed to "but as an audience they're they all screamed "scream". there's the opportunity to do audience that's not used to socialism and freedom of the usually very quiet." "Most of our funding anything you want," and then live theatre. When we per- working class. The plays then "We tend not to perform in comes from the Arts Council there was one voice, Nick "I form our shows entirely in were very simplistic, focus- colleges so much because of Great Britain, but that's was doing Biochemistry but Arts Centres we will no longer sing on a single issue like they have so much other about half of what we need to acting was my vocation, so I trade union legislation.' be called Red Ladder.' theatre available - if they want do what they ask for. They got on and did it - oh, can I say 'In 1976 'Agitprop' moved PLAYHOUSE an alternative they are cap- expect us to find financial thank you to Professor Main- from London to Yorkshire and able of providing it for them- backing from companies but waring for his help in my pur- became 'Red Ladder' because But why do some people selves. none of them are interested suit of my acting career." Our emphasis is on taking And then there were two: shows to new venues, explor- it "The opportunities are there ing different areas and establ- We rialise it was at the University - make use of ishing new contacts." them." I had the feeling that I'd the working Sensitive, committed, heard this sort of thing classes who put thoughtful, warm ... - adjec- before. Was this not what the tives which can be applied to fringe had been attempting to T s in the members of Red Ladder do for the last twenty years, . po Collective - the rest is up to but ended up becoming a you to judge from a perfor- conscience wiper for the mance. middle classes (or middle ANNABEL McGOLDRICK class establishment in itself) as our work is not prestigious The Edinburgh Fringe Festi- enough for them. val was surely an example of And as for York Arts - that's that. a joke, last year we got "We agree entirely" - but £400.00, it's ridiculous when "it's wrong to generalise you consider that we do about fringe companies about 60% of our work in the because they're so broadly region." (Perhaps this has based now, in fact there's to something to do with big pro- be a Fringe fringe. jects like Opera North taking a big proportion of government SOCIALISM finances) - they went on to say Midlothian Council have roughly the same thing but in asked us to help organise a a more roundabout way. celebratory fe.;;Vval of social- "Arts funding is a massive ism, in the hope that most of political issue at the moment" the audience will be local and (as is the survival of the poor really enjoy themselves. It's in this country) "Yet Britain

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Come and be on the RIGHTS MEETING sian' by Dr Paul Hammered 730p m. committee- and have a boogey, Doe- Tuesday, 20th Marcel in the Long Room. Beckett Park. Wednes- bias Bar. Emmanuel Church. Gay, March 21st, 7.30 p.m. PAKISTAN WEEK LU.U. CONSERVATIVES GERMAN SOC. kG.NI. - Igo, to 23rd March, andel:laion in the Monday, 19th March in P.R.R 1.00 Monday. March 19th, at 1_00 p.m in Union plus: p Evening trip to the circus. Tues- the German. department. All mem- Monday 19th. Islamic talk on 'Islam day. 20th March Tomes social in the bers please attend, and Science by Safeem Hassan:, 7,00 Bricklayers Arriti [behind St Marts). GAY SOC • New Arts Building. Thursday 22nd, Tones pub crawl. Thursday 22nd, Drama and Comedy, starts at 630 p-m_ at Woodim Bookstall in the Union Extension 1.0D 50-5D in the Union Building, 7.00 p.m. to 2_00 p.m. Wednesday, 21st March. Friday 23rd. Palstan Dny LGt9. 700 LABOUR CLUB SOCIAL Tuesday, 20th March. Synposium prn. FREE food EVENING 'Gays and the Medical Profession'. March 18th. 800 p.m to 17.00 mid- LT. Clarendon Wing thew maternity PHILOSOPHY SOC night R.H. Evans Lounge Korn 6..50phy worth defending?' a hospital). '0' floor. 7.30 p.m. ▪ Ph1 Sling:by and the Works_ Focal and talk by Jonathan Ree (Middlesex BUNAC dont. Members Cl 00, non-mar tees Polyt in the Philosophy Dept. 7.30 El .S3. Work America orientation ntten• Wednesday. 21st March. All dance compulsory For W.A.P. wee. welcome. RAG nirsday. 21st Match. 7.00 Tem. R.H sundry, 18th March, Beane Loung L.U.U. INDIAN SOC A.G.M. Sponsored e. FREE wine. cheese Walk along the Meanwooa Valley and film To elect the new committee. Wed- Trait sponsor loran from the Rag nesday. 21st March. OSA lounge, LU.U. INTERNATIONAL SOC office No deposit or Minimum Soon- 5 30 p.m. See Notice board. The theosophical soc - where are 504-ship required PARACHUTE CLUB A.G.M. they? What do they believe? A telt on LEEDS UNITED SOC the theosophy by the ex-pen. sec Wednesday, 21st March, 1.15 p m. Friday, tem March, fil (U.K.) on Thursday. 22nd Match at Committee ROOM A If you're a m show in the Doubles Bat. 7.30 p.m 'One of Leeds' 7.15 p.m. in the AS-I. Evens 14-nongo_ member come Stang and vier.. for the greaten wins of the season.' Gigs AO welcomel new i.. nueltiee, Saturday 17th. meet in the Pack MANAGEMENT SOC hoarse. 1 00 p.m. for the Grimsby AIESEC Another au.laimed Cocktail party. QOM& NATURAL DISA cl-SS Present 'Mind your own business - March 10th, B.00 p.m, to '11.00 p.m. Monday 19th, AG.M. 7.30 p.m. in At the Dortmunder. Bair Keller, Met- How to eel up a successful small bus Blenheim Terrace. Very cheap czck- OSA Lounge - for full details see don Centre Wednesday. 21st March. these' area by Mike Walker 2 31'1o tnitcl notice board- Pow and the lest Tuba Babies f3.00/C2.50. ELBOW CLUB 19th, 21st and 24th March, The Sat- ASSINATION CLUB Melobl, Leads Bridge (off Bca iated Bride. starts 7.15 p to Dortmender Belt Keller. Nlernon Lane). Xero Sting y and the Works LUNCHTIME MUSIC IN - Centre 16th March. Annie the Sunday funddune Only 60p. LEEDS Stockbroker. Social Workers and Organ music at the Town Hall, 20th Surfing Dave, C2 70 including laud THE EAGLE. NORTH STREET March at 1,05 p in. Kart ilochreither Pete Gailpia's Jazz and Wires Mewl playing a selection of Pepping, LEEDS COSMO CLUB LU_U. MUSIC SOC seiturdav, 1 7th Marsh, Stinker Davis Friday, 161It March. Music of San- GRAND THEATRE Brahma, Sect) and Monet On Wednesday, 21st March at 730 - and his Alligator Shoes Band. tana. °tango Reinhardt Larry Cadton Opera North Season until 24th Chember Music at the City Art Ost in the Great Hall. Symphony Adt ir.n brdere 10.00 p.m. £1.50 etc. p.m. March ia/1r, Wednesday, 21st March at LOS Orchestra. Programme of Walton `.em FREE r you're a student) 73rd March, Orpheus and Eurydice, p.m. Haler, Thomas (soprano) and THE ASTORIA. ROUNDHAY Crown httpenni. Moran Flute Con- etens 7_18 rem. Keith Swallow fel anot, A programme LEEDS UNIVERSITY EVENTS ROAD 1 ,-11-1 N.-. n F'veNentlitkety in Roots. FLS.H, 830 7th Chy Jan Band play tract and e.m. Tickets from the inc,sk in me doctelancf jazz every 1 ilesrlay Admis- - I triton, Jurrilei 74f in FR'F' SOUTHERN 1Film Society AFRICA-THE LU.U. FILM SOL Friday. 16th Meek Wfintreslay. The cleahrtOS with the peasant rebellion. cif story the teerea„-e, awing the hired assessins. corruption, mytho- Enialieh oil VVar, logy, nocraphitia voodoo and viol. ( TIME TO ACT! Tuesday, North 20t" Antonia Das ence " Moore, a Brarirar 'Exhibitions

- SIX NORTH V URKStiIRE v 1 Pt• slay to r ARTISTS Nedoescley : L. exhibition of oils water colours. An 1 0.00 4,rn to 3,30 p rn. drawings and wood carvings. To be held on Wednesd a y, 21st March ham LEEDS UNIVERSITY 730 p.m. in the Music Room, Bodine- GALLERY esn Mall. CITY ART GALLERY, T HEADROW Until 24th Mtrrh Peter Welch. Poe- m EaDcat of Town

BRADIFOPID teL.A1 Huu.t The tong Second WOW March 19thn0tti. March with t I „ . 'Carey aliaseltsen Home a docurnen- An Blakey and Orchestra Janne The tee/ film Akita the camp. 8.15 pen. main area is the City Centre Queen's and The Loaded 11111z an extract from Hell - ik:kets vary from 03,00 to £S.00 &Ibis) at Wet 7.00 13.m and.-an he bought in 1.1.,:d5 from Bar rim THEATRE ROYAL Monday, 19th March. Relative Stem- -, - 64ill a new poree . WED 21 MARCH 84 Cowper- With Roe Pianist's Gee. 2,30 r • day Matinee at 4.00 n 2.30.pm onwards ARTS CENTRE_ YORK 1801 and 17th March. Nola Rae in and spoorsorcd :1+1 British Riad, S Whittle. Cann'o'n, ordinated hr the Anti-Apartheid Movement. one-woman show. Co Catholic Inrothec for listernanolial Ri.lan Upper Cote. her Bruish Youth Council. British Defence and .4id hind, Committee, \ettiohal I +lion f Sti,, Exhibitiods: Penny Greenae Hand- End Loans to South Africa, Liberation, Namibia Support Committee, United Nations Association, War on Want moven rugs Mozambique Angola OF ..--,-...-.. BRADFORD BRADFORD MUSEUM WITERNATIONAL JAZZ PHOTOGRAPHY SEE 'POLITICS SECTION FOR DETAILS Phore FESTIVAL 1964 Until th March Hackney's ThelaafiveLotganised by the Countll BMA& PAGE TEN p Ltip 1 I F tg_ SIMPLE MINDS Refectory It was a hot, crushed night in the University Sauna. and Simple Minds held court over their subjects. Eleven num- bers and a taped intro kept the front rows plunging for an hour and a half, while the band sparkled in the rain of ERIC BARDON & BAZ Yap Wreckless (although sweat from the roof. MURPHY he's now dropped thaLlitle, and how long will it be before Neither record player nor Tartan Bar TV can give enough power to Surfin' becomes just plain the music of Simple Minds. It It's confusing when the pow- Dave?) still knows how to that is designed for a live atmos- ers (would) be decide murder a guitar and bury a phere, and it takes that that Thursday has been put decent song. perhaps he's atmoshpere to bring their forward to Tuesday for a iving Quiet Riot lessons? qualities of ability, emotion, change, and so baffle all the R on't get me wrong but and superiority spectacularly punters to make the that's the job of Eric's work, rescheduled Thursday bop a into focus. unlike the present Pretty-Boy Jim Kerr is a bright figure- quiet affair, Even I, who Watch-the-Quiffs Not-the- head, On television, when thought I had a finger on the Riffs syndrome (sorry NME - he's there and you're not, his pulse of the union only heard stole a line there !) Wreck less about it through a friend! So parading and posing may is an OUTOFTIJNEBONAFIDE instead of having a quiet seem laughable. But in the LOON (works well as a flesh he is mesmeric, captur- drink and then going to stuff tongue-twister) and even ing and holding the a;tention; my face at a pancake party in with his mate on keyboards he is as fascinating for the St. Marks I was led by my he is still raunchy and unre- boogie shoes down to the audience as a candle is for a fined - compare and contrast moth. Swaying, leaping and ravages of a Thursday bop. to Simple Minds) who aren't swaggering, he is the spice of Just as I was beginning to at all simple) - the man is enjoy myself (I even got a this band's performance. Rock and whatever, and just Evidently. Simple Minds request played!) along came to prove it Surfin' was there ol' Wreckless to save rnefrom are not'in step with a conven- and he would just love Eric to tional promotional tour: they getting addicted - I kicked the band out a little ditty for him. habit at the end of last term - only played four numbers Asa final note just to waste from their album, while play- and put an end to everyone's a few line, I've never seen ing six from their earlier mas- fun! Yes Wreckless is one of a anyone look so horrified as few highly talented people terpiece, 'New Gold Dream ' young Kate, don't do it dear, who can force entertainment This was no bad thing for the • Simple Minds. Pic Ed. Hart life's too short and it does virgins of a Minds' gig, but out of a noise that sends par- nothing for your looks and was a little unfortunate for numbers, is my main reason real let down of the evening. ents up the wall when their we are all down the THUR- those who saw their 1982 for questioning their choice of In all, the concert was a fine young off-spring buy that all TUESDAY bop to look pretty, tour. Much of that tour has set.) success. Simple Minds are a important first electric guitar. aren't we? been duplicated in this one, The concert rose to its group of dedicated profes- Like one's first fuck it's all and so, in the repeated songs, highest point with the rendi- sionals who are far more con- part of growing upl NIGEL HOLTBY some of the freshness and tion of New Gold Dream', cerned with their live image magic has been left behind. and then crashed immedi- than with their success on For their fans, perhaps they ately afterwards, when it was vinyl. They have probably are a little too prolific. Simple realised that there was to be clocked up more live dates Minds have so many good no encore - a decision which than most bands of the same numbers to choose from that both surprised and annoyed age. They appear to spend they are bound to disappoint me, and which puzzles me most of their time on the road, and the results are showing Brainless some people with the omis- still. With no support band, I IQ Fforde Greene sion of a favourite. (My own had expected an extra long proof of the maxim that prac- tice makes perfect. Sitting through IQ's set, I was getting the impression; unsated desire to hear 'Love session; but this was not be. "Well, here's yet another very ordinary progressive rock Song', one of their best live However, this was the only IAN WINTER band, jumping on the bandwagon." But during the

-.11i1=Mk. ..••••■•■ 111■•••■ ...=•=111. penultimate song, an amazing transformation took place: the vocalist raised the level of performance to pure theatre. The last song, 'The Enemy Smacks' a story of drug abuse - was so vividly and painfully relived that it makes you wonder if he's actually been through such a CgTABIT) situation himself. This moment of pure magic had the audience entranced, and the song looks set to become a 58/62 FRANCIS STREET classic of the new progressive rock era. The man behind the red, white and blue face paint, Tel: 623619 Pete Nicholls, took the audience on a trip of their own with his original style of mime. Dressed all in black, he delivered stories of pain and anguish, which coalesced perfectly with the mood of the music. There was a wide variation of musical themes and moods within the fairly lengthy numbers. This was just as well, with most of the numbers on or around the ten minutes mark. During the early part of the gig, the band gave the impression of being one more of the rising multitude of progressive rock bands cashing in on the revival. The extensive use of keyboard riffs, the characteristic guitar solos, and the vocalist's pant, all seemed to lead them up the well-trodden path that was first taken by Genesis in the early '70's. Many people would say that on tonight's perfor- mance, they are very similar to Marillion; but for me, they came over more as a band, rather than as a vocalist with backing musicians - as is the case with Marillion. Whether or not you call this type of music progressive is another question altogether. The style seems to be very stationary at the moment, as if the bands are reliv- ing times of better days gone by. In fact this seemed to be echoed by the slightly older average age of the gather- ing, which less than half-filled the Fforde Greene. The small audience are obviously the main reason why the Fforde Greene is closing down. Very sad! On the evidence of tonight's performance, IQ have the potential to make it big, and not only in the Marquee Club in London, where they command a substantial cult following. All that they need are more of the amazing theatrics, and a little originality and direction. 5, Ex, 5 - the support band - had the odds stacked against them before they even took the stage. It was their first gig, playing a variation of punk, to a partisan COMING SOON: The Yessir Band, Little progressive rock audience. What they lacked through weak vocals, they made up for in their original use of Chick and Contraband keyboards, in what seemed a punk set up. With YOU CAN HIRE ANY ROOM FOR YOUR PARTY improved vocals, this band could do pretty well on the local music scene. AT THE COSMO CLUB ANDY ROBBINS S S SSNAKEPAGE EL EVEN

LUXURY •s6unpinw uoser FIAT LUX 'Blue Emotion' and 'Winter' The Warehouse certainly conveyed some sort of atmosphere so if you're Fiat Lux struck me as a more into 'atmospheres' then than competent band, but you'd probably like Fiat Lux. where was the star quality? Sebastian the lead singer had Ian Nelson, younger brother a fine time standing at the of Bill, is their keyboards front of the band but did little player and as with his brother to put the group across. Ian Fiat Lux may never break out Nelson seemed to be the of 'cult' status. The set was 'serious young musician' of varied but only the two sing- the group occasionally grab- les, 'Photography' and 'Sec- bing a saxophone or clarinet rets' seemed to stand out. when he wasn't playing his keyboards. When he didn't 'Mood Music' of the first have time to play the sax- order, Fiat Lux had all the little ophone or clarinet the same sound effects, most notably noise still managed to come in 'Secrets', but there out from his keyboards - very seemed to be no backbone to clever. Fiat Lux will probably their music - the result of leav- write theme music for TN, or ing the drums and bass to a turn producers - as live per- • Whitesnake machine? - could be. formers their ability is limited. WHITESNAKE Queens Hall Whitesnake are undoub- tedly men of quantity. Many drumkits, many guitars, and many pounds of excess flab. If you would rather be kicked in the stomach by a horse then e , HAWKWIND ence (man) - eve,: the crowd see Whitesnake. But hurry, BradfordWHODOSII University lived up to expectations there's already a queue at Well, hippies have long hair (quote from one trendy hair- the stables. right? WRONG - the ultimate cut to another: "God, this CECIL WARD-ROB1NSON hippy band, Hawkwind, are place is full of freaks and now led by a Mohican!? (or at weirdos" - look who's talk- least a hippy with a mohican). ing!) The atmosphere was Not only this but this particu- just right, full of exotic lar Mohican haircut glows aromas from such far-away bright orange in ultra-violet places as Morocco and Leba- light. Nik Turner, the front- non - had it been any better, it man and saxophonist (no would have been too much. CRUCIFIXIONDIRT D & V ANTI-SECT CRUCIFIX Bierkeller Oh wow! (man). it's not rude) has traded in his Californian hardcore ecstasists M (multi-millions of) BILL AND BEN THE FLOWER- flowing locks for the (death-dead) C (corporation-cops) were sent back at the POT MEN aforementioned atrocity. border, though apparently for no more sinister a reason Apart from this visual than their lack of money, leaving a hole in this cabaret excitement, the lighting used that demanded two of their U.K. equivalents to fill. to illuminate Turner and his Dirt are one of the new veneration hardcore groups cronies can be described as that steer clear of the traditional identi-Crass head down, little less than an optical mach 2 and look out anything that might be in the way assault. The effects of exces- onslaught. Admittedly, there was a large Motorhead sive use of strobes were influence in the skull banners and the 400 a day wasted - mindblowing (man) ef..pe- larynx Kilminster vocal style of the male singer, but this clay since we had been trad- was balanced by the slower structured passages and the itionally prepared for such a high, piercing interjections of his companion. hippy gathering! Though on occasions they meandered too far from the This particular gathering point for their own good, the quality of their perfor- was to celebrate the 'Earth mance was enough to stamp 'success' on the evening no Ritual' (the title of the forth- matter how their successors fared. coming new album from our D & V turned success into triumph. D: drums; a vital, far-out friends). However, ever-changing, rhythmic, unobrusive backdrop. Flaw- this fact did not preclude the less despite seven stitches in one hand. V: voice; a half- performance of many of our chanting, half-singing, wholly absorbing, articulate old favourites, although we foreground. regret only not being treated Antisect, the second of the two replacments, proved a to a truncated version of definite step down from this. Make that a flight of steps, 'Motorway City' and the tire- though I'm sure that I am in a minority of one in thinking some exhumation of the old so. A predictable sequence of uniformly fast songs money-spinning ditty 'Wash- interspersed with the, no doubt sincere and committed, ing Machine' (released as a sloganeering to the converted. On the their own they single whenever the boys are would have been excellent, but they were beaten into a short of a bob or three!) poor 4th place by the competition. Despite these momentary All the way from S.F. U.S A., Crucifix were something lapses, as usual "they were else again. There is more to the difference than the fact bloody amazing" (John) . that they play twice as fast as any of the U.K. groups and Although there had been are more economical with their song writing, about much talk of a revival of the twelve songs in twenty minutes. Crucifix present pure original line-up (and even unadulterated thrash for the precise number of seconds possibly the inclusion of that anyone can stand it. Lemmy, now Motorhead's They probably played 'Indo-China' and 'No Limbs', but chief arbiter of bad taste) the there was no practical way of distinguishing one from rumours were unfounded. the other. If there were, the spell would have been Perhaps the most conspicu- broken. ous by his absence was Bob Crucifix came. The assembled leathers formed a melee Calvert, now said to be doing like the supporters club at a Poly Disco Crucifix fine in one of those 'hotels' went. staffed by men in white Pathetic? No. Perfect. coats. GORDON TAYLOR All in all it was an experi- PAGE TWELVE

ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE Gluck stands between the Opera North formal baroque style of Mon- teverdi and the more fluid Grand Theatre Gluck's Orpheus and style of Mozart. But the opera Eurydice could not be consi- contains some fine arias and dered as one of the major good chorus pieces. I came to this opera early in • Gluck's Orpheus and Eurydice operas. A minor work it is, but a delightful one. life through the unforgettable Based on the Orpheus voice of Kathleen Ferrier, and TIM WOOD (available on the Celtic Music ley (flute), Eileen Fitzpatrick myths, it tells of his love for I was pleased by what I saw at (fiddle), Tom Napper (banjo) Trinity and All Saints Col- Label). his wife Eurydice and how he Opera North. His style cannot easily be and Karen Tweed (piano). lege enters Hades to bring her Considering that the set described or categorised The interlude was quite back. The myth ends in fail- was made on a limited Two weeks ago Trinity and All except to say that his songs lively and even resulted in a ure, but Gluck. to suit popular budget, and that this is a work Saints College in Horsforth range from strong heart-felt fair bit of audience participa- taste, gave it a happy ending. that does well on a lavish hosted the first of what will ballads such as Freeman, to tion, especially after Eileen treatment, it was a fair hopefully be a series of up-tempo songs that contain Fitzpatrick took to the floor- moody love song. attempt. informal concerts based on a a distinct American flavour and managed to persuade For all those who couldn't I wasn't sure about the god folk theme. On this occasion such as One Nite Stands, to several of her colleagues to make it hopefully you'll look Amor at first appearing as a the guest artist was a Leeds- well performed versions of dance as well. out for it this extremely periwigged explorer, or of based singer/songwriter cal- established compositions by Then back to the second set worthwhile performer in the the chorus dressed as mod- led Tim Wood. artists like Dire Straits and Ry by Tim, which consisted of future. And to TASC ten out of ern Greek peasants. But they Held in the auditorium, a Cooder, in particular Romeo several sing-a-long songs, ten for arranging such a suc- are not major criticisms. fair number of students and Juliet. turned out for the gig. Most of anti-nuclear compositions cessful informal concert Felicity Palmer, as His overall performance and some excellent jaz- which was greatly enhanced Orpheus, was tremendous, these were TASC students was very relaxed and coupled but there were a few from the z/blues orientated material. by the venue and superb and in time her voice will with his lively yet dry sense of Here his superb acoustic lighting effects. develop richer tone colours. Polytechnic. Many of the stu- humour, he managed to cap- dents were probably unfamil- guitar accompaniment only Hopefully with a little more She provided complete tivate the audience within the iar to the folk scene in Leeds complemented his perfor- publicity in the Poly and Uni- commitment to the role. first few songs. but I'm sure they were pleas- mance. Suffice to say that his versity more students will be She was given fine vocal antly surprised by the enter- During the interval, there music struck me as a refresh- able to enjoy these nights out support by Patricia Rozario as tainment that followed. was a change in mood when ing change to the middle-of- and perhaps the ENTS com- Eurydice, and Cathryn Pope Tim, being no stranger to several Leeds-based musi- the-road singer/songwriter mittees will now encourage as the god Amor. the folk scene, played an cians played some traditional idiom. Tim concluded the more evenings of this kind One might safely assume excellent first half, including Irish . The musi- night after several encores, within the Poly and Univer- that it was another success many songs from his own cians included Des Hurley one of which remains vividly sity, and make them more for a company which appears album Getting Your Own (fiddle), Dave Bulmer in my mind, called 'My Heart accessible. to be on the right track. Back - well worth a listen (piano-accordion), Key Hur- is Like a Danger Zone', a soft, K.T. PAUL SEWARD HEADING THE CUE 'Our last player needs no introduction, the Benson Who's the greatest of them all: and Hedges champion, the Jameson champion, the STEVE DAVIS, World Snooker Lada Classics champion, Champion, spoke to Angus the first man to make a 147 break on television and the Hamblin and Melina Gold-Buret first man to regain his title at the Crucible Theatre, right to play. including Paul ball perfectly positioned for Sheffield, Ladies and Gent- Chipman from the University the next. Colour after colour lemen, the world champ- Snooker Club. drops into the pocket. We ion, Steve Davis.' 'Even lost the toss', was the asked him what makes him comment of Tony Moss, the continue in the game: "I've This is how renowned first combatant, as he walked referee John Smythe intro- away from the referee to fetch duced the best snooker player 'I strive for perfection.. his cue. It seemed to sum up my game is based on in the world last Thursday in the night for them all. "I strive the Raven Theatre. for perfection," said Steve cutting our any error'. PERFECTION Davis in our pre-match inter- loved the game since I was a view, "My game is based on lad. When actually playing I Pitted against him in this cutting out any error. Erratic, want to win but competing is exhibition match were seven inspirational shots like Hur- the thing: after that winning is local players from the West ricane Higgins plays are too an anti-climax, although I am Riding, who had won through dangerous." as sick as a dog when I lose. I or you don't play well," he MILLIONAIRE knockout competitions in Perfection he nearly is! will retire at some stage, but tells us. their own clubs to earn the Every shot leaves the white at the moment I still enjoy the Steve Davis, however, has big games. I feel I am more certainly taken to cues. This enthusiastic than most others IRRITATED man who would have liked to have been a musician and at my level." While we are interviewing, was going to have been an Steve Davis, who says the a man walks up to Steve and accountant before he became pinnacle of his career was asks for his autograph. He a professional player, is the appearing on television with likes this attention and millionaire. His Morecambe and Wise and doesn't get irritated by it. "I first snooker Cannon and Ball (because like to sign autographs in one tips to budding prodigies: be "then I knew I had made it"), group half way through the aware of how very tough it is, has the appearance of a cal- exhibition otherwise I am you have to have 100% dedi- low and nervous youth. As signing them all night. You cation, keep your head still soon as he starts playing this always get someone who throughout the shot, buy your evaporates and we are left can't wait though. The favour- own cue and get used to it, but above all - look twice with the snooker player calm ite line is 'I've got a train to before crossing the road! and in control. "You need to catch,' I usually ask them if be a bit nervous beforehand they are allergic to queues. A.P.P. HAMBLIN M. GOLDBERB PAGE THIRTEEN TERMS OF ENDEARMENT common to all women A.B.C. through a study of the related The publicity handout problems of the two women accompanying the preview of of different generations. this film stated; "It's a story Neither of the characters about love expressed in very know what will make them musical terms." Very promis- happy, Aurora in particular. ing, but it looked like another When her grandchildren all-American soap opera to finally start calling her me: you know, the sort of film 'granny' as opposed to 'Mrs. that has people like Dustin Greenway' as their 'term of Hoffman or Alan Alda in it and endearment' she is overjoyed usually involves a broken where once she would have marriage somewhere along been horrified, and yet she the line, I expected the worst. still proves her youth with the 'Terms of Endearment' sets astronaut. out to present a serious sub- It is unquestionably very ject in a comic manner. It worthy film, it reeks of quality focuses on life from a solely without being exceptionally female point of view. Set in funny or pulling too hard on the American mid-west the the heart strings. Maybe I just story revolves around the didn't fall for the sweetmeat relationship between a of American drama. But I felt defensively ageing mother, it was simply more of the Aurora, (Shirley Maclaine) same, another variation on a and her daughter. Emma well worn theme. Go and see (Debra Winger). for yourselves . „ The film follows them TIM/ TOM through thirty years of squabbles, silences and doomed relationships. Aurora objects to Emma's choice of husband, while at the same time refuses to have an affair of her own with her next door neighbour, former astronaut Garrett Breedlove (Jack Nicholson). Almost immediately both mother and daughter are shaken from their complacent lifestyles and the main body of the film is concerned with what fol- lows as a result. The films seems to attempt to illustrate the problems KEEN BUT NERVOUS 1948 Keen But Nervous Theatre Co. Ralph Thoresby Community Theatre The Keen But Nervous Theatre Company testify to two major facts: firstly, that there are undeniable hypocrisies and contradictions present in the British mentality, and secondly that there are a group of actors producing the satire to cut through this mentality. The 'alternative' label, already so hackneyed and con- ventional, tends to invoke a certain air of unease these days, having suffered at the hands of poor scripts and bad FILM COMP. actors who insult their audiences in the name of the Wanna he a champion? story of disaster, despair and avante garde and progressive theatre. Such suspicions Wanna see the fantastic new pain ... of a nation holding its proved to be totally unapplicable to 1948. film Champions starring breath ... and of a trium- Taking its name from the year in which Orwell wrote John Hurt? phant victory so richly the book that is mentioned every time you turn on the If you answered yes then all deserved. radio the show took the form of a cabaret, each act being you have to do is enter the Question: What was the a sharp tongued disection of one of the many wonderful simple competition below to name of the horse on which British institutions. win one of an AMAZING 100 Bob Champion won the In the course of the evening the audience were kept tickets to see a SPECIAL Grand National? firmly squirming in their seats not only by the astute screening of Champions at Answer: ...... observations on the not-so-subtle art of sex (compared to the Odeon Cinema, The Name: ...... Rubick's cube - the only people who can do it cheat) but also for fear of being seen by a member of the cast. Headrow next Friday night at Address: ...... 10.45 p.m. Similar platitudes were produced throughout the hard The film is based on the hitting show, such as the working-class lad made good true story of Bob Champion Entries to be in by Tuesday deriding the proles, and the true-blue Tory talking on conquered adversity to lunchtime and the winners wonderful national quality of tolerance. You can only win the Grand National, It's a will be announced next week. tolerate what you dislike, but this is painful and so after a long time tolerating all those foreign types (or rather stereotypes) the British quality of tolerance was quite exhausted and so we conquered the work and created AND AGAIN our 'tolerant' Empire. Koyaanisqatsi is a film with a the following question: The Police, politicians, and every type of class were message. Its point is that the Koyaanisqatsi is presented subject to the same treatment, and though a few of the modern world cannot cope by Francis Ford Coppola. sketches fell flat they were far in excess made up for by with all that man is doing to it. Which oscar-winning film did the others and their fiercely derisive humour. In the sec- The film tells us this in a uni- he direct starring Marlon ond half of the show we came up to date with the 1984 show, and somehow it seemed as though nothing had que way: it has no plot, no Brando? narrative, and no actors - it is Answers to the Leeds Stu- changed. purely a collection of images dent Office in the University put to a musical score. They Union by Tuesday 20th, CARL HINDMARCH are both breathtaking and please. startling, and you can see them by entering our compet- ition. LEEDS 111 Calverley Street The film is showing three times on 5th April, and we are PLAYHOUSE WI 442111 giving away ten prizes of a double guest ticket each, the first three of which have the sound track album of Ends Sat 17 March, TANZI" AND 'ALICE', FROM Koyaanisqatsi thrown in for JUST £7.00! Offer ends FOR ONE WEEK TRAFFORD TANZI 1 7 March ROY ANTHONY good measure. Just answer by Claire I uclitiaai KINNEAR JOYCE REDMAN in QUAYLE Best entertainment I have seen FILM in years' (HALIFAX COURIER/ Tonight at 11 15pm THE CLANDESTINE MARRIAGE Fri Sat 7 30pm ONE FROM THE b► David Ganint and Gentge Colman - 01S'i QUAYLE From 22 March HEART (15) Directed h.) ArS111 RESULTS The World Premiere of a now 1 Directed by Francis Ford Coppola ti's-1‘stilits/Wir,t II %11111SZ:i1HIN musical "A masterpiece . As the end all The winners in the 'Never Cry 1 ❑ , m. you want to do is watch it over ,1%, • 1. :NI (1,4N Aimhemuids liil • 111 Wolf competition were . ALICE cmitwfai wine.ds Ida Jr, .11.1 thio. Ata hr:tit it 1.• by Richard Scott & Anthony Phillips again' NME. , . In, a Itlalptunl KELVIN BROWN • ■•th ■.•■•41 11 *3■• It a It AND COPPOLADA CLARE NANKIVELL SEATS E2-ES.50 LAST CHANCE TO THIS - ITS STILL or.so. pro. ^, ro0 IAIN SELLARS SUBSCRIBE' SEE 5 SHOWS 11.1. on. ...Kg loo,, Mow., , CAROLYN GOFF INCLUDING 'TRAFFORD ONLY f1.50! ...11 041 10 01 ns.. lf MM. 1101 4 Th....1” a Opera ft...., 1.6106 0.t. Gorki olkhooKO .14 SO DAVE RAWES , PAUL ANNIS n Pelson at tku Office ark-ri 40 00am 7 .1001,, BOOK enclosing LNds Come in to collect your tick- NOW Credt'' I Card a" I:CIlmerII (O5321L4!913415 1 fa 4405/1 ets. .1 PAGE FOURTEEN ROYAL YORKS HEAD OF RIVER RACE

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The University Boat Club the first VIII took the head at a 'crabs' meant that the crew also finished a creditable turned up with some promis- striking rate of 46 for the first finished in third place . third, while the ladies' rowed ing clubs in this event. While two minutes, a bad attack of The novice men's team well also. ATHLETICS HOS 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 The athletics season opened with the University hosting RUGBY LADIES a Challenge Shied meeting at Cleckheaton on Sunday. LADIES R.U.F.C. line gave hooker Jo Clements The award for the best female went to the University's Loughborough Tourna- the opportunity to score the Tania Phillpots who came third in the Long Jump and second try. Swansea's points won the high jump. ment were scored through a suc- Valuable points were earned by Sarah Burrows who Leeds ...... 0 cessful penalty move, but marked her debut with second place in the high jump, 5th Keele ...... 0 Leeds scored enough points place in the long jump and a fine leg in the 200m relay. to get through to the semi- Leeds 8 PERSONAL BEST Swansea ...... 4 finals, where they again met Magor. Although the men's award went to an athlete from Leeds ...... 0 Sports Manchester University, Ossie Onuma must surely have Loughborough ...... 14 been close with personal bests in the high and long The Magor game was a Photographers jumps, along with points in the Javelin, 300m and 200m reproduction of the Keele relay. On Sunday, the Leeds Ladies' Tournament, and although needed. Althetes S. Hall, J. Markham, Annette James and Clare RUFC took part in the Annual Leeds seemed to have the Harvey helped Leeds to third place behind Lough- Whitbread Tournament at edge on Magor tactically, See Huw in the borough and Leeds City hopefully a good sign for the Loughborough, along with they were unable to score any UAUs at Crystal Palace next term. fourteen other teams. points, even though ten Leeds Student minutes extra time was Finally, thanks must go.to J. French-Hodges respons- played_ Again, the penalty office. ible for this well organised event. Pooled with Swansea and Keele, it was by no means an kicks were to be the deciding MIKE GIBSON easy task. Keele forwards factor, and thanks to Carol were at full strength, but Wherwood and Jackie Theo- resulted in another three tries Leeds kept their play tight and dore, Leeds were now PHOTO B.P.S.A. before half-time with the managed to stave them off, through to the final, where score at 18-6. A second Trent although it meant that the they met Loughborough. CAPTION semi-final try and a penalty saw them Leeds backs had little posses- Drained of energy and lack- creep back to 18-14. But then sion. ing in enthusiasm, Leeds COMPETITION Leeds Poly ...... 28 player-coach Burke struck were consequently unable to Trent Poly ...... 14 with two tries, the first, a well The second game against prevent the Loughborough Entries to be handed worked move, the second a fly-half from scoring three Leeds Poly reached the Swansea was a good display dashing run to the posts. tries, one of which was con- in by Tuesday B.P.S.A. final with an excel- of rugby, with hard tackling, The final is to be played at verted. lent performance against a good scrummaging, and lunchtime to the Crow Flat on Wednesday, strong Trent side. tt was a accurate handling amongst 21st March and will be Leeds Student balanced game until Burke's the Leeds backs. The first try A good result for Leeds, against Huddersfield Poly. Office or score in the corner. A brilliant was scored by Cath Murphy, who can be proud of having Poly Newsdesk succession of back moves HENRY SHARP and a line-out close to the try reached the final.

CROSS COUNTRY ... CROSS COUNTRY CROSS COUNTRY ... CRO On Saturday the University sponsored by Nike. gruelling hills make it among cross country club travelled The course is a very scenic the toughest two miles in to Durham for the popular one following the river up England. annual Cathedral Relays. around the Cathedral, but the Leeds had an excellent turnout of five men's teams of six and three ladies' teams of three. With several key run- ners missing the men never had any chance of winning this year. Paul Collins had run well, producing the fastest time of the Leeds team. CONSOLATION A crack ladies' team of Sue Spencer, Hannah Gregzor- korzvizch, and Cheryl Wallis were up at the front of the pack all the way round, but in the end were pushed into 4th place. Sue had some consola- tion, as she won the prize for the fastest lap of the day. On the previous Wednes- Dick of Jack Maitland - individual day, Leeds clinched the Escafeld League title at Har- rogate. In addition to this, Jack Maitland, who has run consistently well throughout the season, has achieved the individual league title. ROBIN HUDSON

PAGE FIFTEEN LOUGHBORO Loss SOCCER possession, were able to was converted at the sec- Leeds Uni 1st XI ...... 2 suppress the Lough- ond attempt after keeper L'boro 1st XI ...... 1 borough attacks and con- Johnson's miraculous struct the most threatening parry had been ruled out Loughborough, still riding moves. for encroachment. high after their UAU After a half-time call Loughborough, pride Championship victory at from skipper Kavanagh for still stung, continued to the Hawthorns, were a containing approach, mount vigorous assaults. brought firmly down to Leeds defended well. With However, with Kavanagh Earth by a depleted Leeds the visitors lacking incen- and Birch stalwart in side. tive around the box, Leeds defence, Leeds held onto a The home team, display- were able to dispossess, famous victory. ing immense endeavour break early, and spring the and appetite for success Loughborough offside ATTITUDES from the outset, soon had trap. On the hour, another This success, allied to Loughborough reeling. through ball from Conning Leeds' table-topping posi- Wide options provided by found Walsh on the left, tion in the NUL, is con- Walsh and Akendeinde and with the Lough- founded by the inexplic- were well exploited by the borough sweeper, Speak, able lack of commitment Leeds midfield. Long balls stumbling badly, the Leeds and poor attitude associ- finally paid off when Con- striker proceeded to 'nut- ated with some of the ning released Akendeinde, meg' the keeper and put club's senior members who drove home from the Leeds two up. (including British Univer- edge of the box. sity representatives). MIRACULOUS THREATENING Perhaps next season, Loughborough's speedy Leeds, with an equally high Loughborough, for all reply can only be attri- standard of ability, will be their resources, were sin- buted to a lack of concent- able to get into a more gularly lacking in compos- ration on behalf of Leeds. consistent unit. ure for much of the first An attacking flurry resulted half, and Leeds, although in Hooke handling on the J. J. FALLON surrendering much of the line. The resultant penalty S. M. CONNING

in the 100m fly from Ann Chaplain. The 400m med- ley relay came second and a fifth place was gained for the 400m freestyle relay. Leeds Poly Ladies team LEEDS COPE IN finished in second place with an overall team plac- ing of fifth. Special thanks THE DEEP END to stand-in coach Grant The National Student events. Leeds showed that Massey. Swimming Champion- they were a force to be ships were held at Cardiff reckoned with and points and 33 teams competed were gained by Sue Mac- from all over the country. kay in the 400m freestyle The racing started late and Caroline Quinn in the on Friday night with the 100m and 200m back- MORE long distance events of stroke, 400 metres and upwards. The medley team gained VARIED Dave Chaplin gained the the one and only first place first point and he impres- for Leeds of the Champ- SPORTS sively won his heat of the ionships with excellent 1500 metres but he could swims from E. Quinn, B. only finish in eighth place. Fox, A. Chaplain and G. REPORTS Statham. FORMIDABLE TEAM PLEASE FIFTH PLACE POLY SPIKE ON The competition con- Leeds Poly Mens Volleyball team played host to the tinued on Saturday after- Further successes for BPSA semi-final and final last Saturday. Leeds were noon with the spring Leeds followed on Sunday **** *** * *********** ************************** ** * easily the favourites having won the competition six times in the last seven years. The semi-final match with Hatfield Poly gave Leeds no problem and they PHOTO CAPTION COMPETITION won 3-0, 15-7, 15-11, and 15-7. The Hatfield team remained to cheer on Wol- verhampton Poly who met Leeds in the final. The game was close but Leeds managed to win the first set 1 6-14.

DELIGHT Wolverhampton played equally well to the delight of their adopted supporters and took the second set 16-14. Both teams provided an excellent display of Volleyball. In the third set Leeds stormed ahead to win by an astonishing 15-1, they began to think that the title was theirs but Wolves fought back and snatched the next set 17-15. It was now two sets all with the deciding set to play. Accurate serving from the Leeds Captain Mark Jones and their setter Keith Shields began this last set for the Poly who pulled out all the stops to regain the BPSA title. * ENTERTAINMENT 41 41 * A tired Wolves team finally conceded to Leeds

* 41 who won 15-8. A mention must be given to Ian

11116 41 George who 'entertained' the crowd in his inimit- * AND WIN AN L.P. it able way but unfortunately at the cost of receiving *• FIND A SUITABLE CAPTION FOR PHOTO it two yellow and one red card from the referee. • OF YOUR CHOICE * YVONNE HINDS * * * * * * 1r 1r * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

O.G.M. Tuesday 20th March, 1984 Leeds Student Riley Smith Hall * 1.00p.m. Motions on: Grants Demo; Rag; Yorkshire Miners Strike; Battery Eggs; Liverpool City Council; J. Smith of Osmondthorpe; UGC Letter to the Vice Chancellors: Acid Rain. Sports * BRING YOUR UNION CARD *

RUGBY POLY RUGBY UNION Leeds Poly 1st XI and 3rd XI VICTORY have quietly made their way to the BPSA finals. Leeds Poly RUGBY LEAGUE 1st XI no longer play in the LEEDS POLY 42 NUL because of the inferior HULL UNIV. 22 oppostion. A fourth team has been created this season, with all three teams (except Leeds were assured of a place the 1st XI) taking part in the in the top three with an impressive victory over the NUL. The recent results once formidable Hull. against Leeds Univesity have put an end to their league Leeds scored eight tries hopes and also the myth that during the match, with five of they can compete against the them in an exciting first half. best. A confident first try was HUME AND CURTIS scored by Clane crashing over in the corner, followed by the first of Sharp's four tries. On the stroke of half- time, Sharp got his hat-trick RUGBY with a brilliant run down the length of the field. LEAGUE MOMENTUM A strong Leeds pack domi- The backs with a wealth of The score was: With the introduction of LEEDS UNIV 36 nated the tight and loose, possession, performed well Leeds Uni 2nd XV 18 substitutes in the second NEWCASTLE POLY 7 with second row Andy Clark although tending to kick Ilkley 2nd XV 0 half, Leeds seemded to lose and Gel Cole outstanding. away good running ball. some momentum as Hull hit The game was well-balanced back with three tries. How- and there were three quick well supported by effective ever, this was not enough - tries by Alan, Nick Johnson son ran the length of the field Volleyball blocking from the whole the game had been made safe and 'livewire' Ian Poynton to score a second try. Pres- team. Leeds ran out comfort- in the first half by Ciane and Sharp. which brought the score at sure continued and Dave A confident Leeds team able 15-6 winners. half-time to Leeds 24, New- Capstick eventually burst travelled to York with the The team boosted in REORGANISATION castle 7. through the solid Newcastle knowledge of having only defence by the fine tackling The second half saw a new defence to score Leeds' final one defeat out of seven. York fought back well whet' performances of Young, Pic- resolve by the Newcastle try. As he crossed the line, he In the first set York found no Leeds temporarily lost their kering, Roades, Atkinson, team. They attacked Leeds was kicked by a member of answer to Leed's fast attacks. concentration, winning the and Chester. strongly, and only resolute the Newcastle team which Good first passes from Leeds set 15-10. However, reorgan- The win puts Leeds in a defence held them at bay until caused referee John Wals- produced some wide, attack- isation and intelligent play confident mood for next the breakthrough came for worth to award an eight-point ing play with Steve Williams saw Leeds romp home to vic- week's BPSA semi-final Leeds halfway through the try. consistently hitting winning tory. against Trent Poly. second half, when Nick John- NOONE smashes. The Captain was ANDY DUXBURY HENRY SHARP

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Socities, private parties (Events * * * * * Guppy who's going to fish you out this * * * * * Geordie Paul • It wasn't ugly but you are. D.J.) Ring 488170. time? Love Braclays Charles. Happy 21st birthday Love Twid- Death to the vermin wallies - Chain sore P.& Where the buzz - A Londoner. * * * * * * * * * dles. Charlie. * * * * * NIGHTUNE Nick, how about eloping this weekend ... * * * * * Dear Shifty Bugger - Formal on Friday? Need someone to talk to and for Info. 8.00 to Twickenham perhaps??? Another close shave • the barber of Seville Canadians, Frogs. The Arab contingent * * * * * P.m. to 8.00 a.m. Every night of term - * * * * has struck againi YAHOW Peril, Flexi-Horn: where will it all Switched to third year medic Ali? completely confidential_ 442602. Is Alun doing a Good Loci Guide? * * * * * end?? Happy Birthday Stant * * * * * * * * * Puritan Party at Hillel Sat 17th 8.30 p.m. * * * * * Rob would have liked a gale Blowing, in his * * * * * Alun Davies, Slough's answer to the Niag• * * * * * P.S. Mr. Total is all flip and no flop. room, but all he had was Karen Why eat junk? Delicious vegetarian food are Falls, Sorry Barry I thought It was a sausage) - * * * * * It was cool at 55. cooked fresh daily at the Wharfs St. cafe. * * * * * Seville. Cavity Compo where would you be with- * * * * * Open 12.00 - 4.00 Mon to Sat and Sat even- Wanted. Portable Potty. Apply Alun D * * * * out your leather and studs?) Jackie underneath the purple cloak Once ing 7.00 9.00 Sri Lanken evening every Ridgeway. Nobody's hero. they are all at the PUTILVTI * * * * * again please John. Sat in March * * * Or * Party at Hillel Sat, 17th 8.30 p.m. Mind your head Trevor - here comes Zoe. * * * * * * * * * * Alpha kill Paul - same specifications- * * * * * * * * * To Porky Barnett. 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