OPINION 16■SPORTS
James Macfeon Univrasty
THURSDAY FEBRUARY 28, 1991 VOL 68, NO. 42 Bush calls cease-fire "This is not a time of euphoria or a Pentagon name for the short ground Also, on Tuesday and Wednesday the time to gloat. But it is a time of pride; fighting — began with a massive largest tank battle since World War II pride in our troops, pride in those who ground offensive Feb. 23. Within two raged between Allied troops and stood with us and pride in our nation. days of the start of the offensive, elements of the elite Iraqi Republican This is a victory for all mankind." Allied forces had moved deep into Iraq A source from the Pentagon said, and Kuwait Mi continue until Saddam meets all United Nations resolutions. Earlier in the week, Saddam announced that his troops would pull out of Kuwait City but made no promises of fulfilling the U.N. resolution. President Bush, in a televised press conference earlier in the week, called the plan "an outrage." He said he believes that it was only a Last-ditch effort to save Saddam's political power and he vowed the United States would keep fighting "with undiminished intensity." NMrraCHWMEL/THE BREEZE Other events in the last week in the Gulf: • At least 28 U.S. soldiers were killed Monday There for the ride when an Iraqi Scud missile landed on a military barracks in Dhahran, Saudi Arabia. Dozens more were Morgan Showalter, a student in JMU's Young Children's Program, braves the cold steel on the slide outside Wine-Price Tuesday. wounded or unaccounted for- The hit was the first successful Iraqi attack on an American base and caused the most Allied casualties since the war began. • Two Air Force A-10 planes destroyed 23 Iraqi tanks Tuesday, a record for the Gulf war. The tandem hit eight Republican Guard tanks and 15 tanks over >the Kuwait. - • About 500 oil wells continue to burn, giving off massive amounts of smoke. Experts believe the wells will burn for several months and perhaps longer. "Totmpimsakm,cbaiuandtBitBUii>abusu, iheuv^owidebtBdpraaixtnumpbsidykbhaueb^igamedkynasmand humanity auerarvr andqpression." • Iraqi troops continue to surrender en masse, Laurel Wlaahger«4fcr including one soldier who had been forced to fight for artsedHorDmUScHeck Jennfar ROM managing editor asst. arts editor Apr! Hefner the Iraqis while visiting his family in Iraq although MctaeUCWynt business manager business atitor Tom Spotm he was living in the United States. Reportedly Jomfcf Powel asst. business manager asst. business edJtorfkjtrynY/Wmm wearing Bermuda shorts when the Allied forces Elan Stem graphic design editor sports o&orMattWaanlewaM reached his position, he was quoted on CNN as Doraan Jaoabmm asst graphic design editor asstsports oA/orOeg Abel saying, "Where the hell have you guys been?" Wendy Warren neus editor editorial editor Joel Langey UaaCrafaba asst. neus editor • Gulf War toll as of Wednesday: pboto editor ChrlaTyree - U.S. troops killed: ,56 combat, 54 Ian Record asst. neuseditor asst. pbolo editor Vast* Hunt LaunHutcHtonb/estylaixiitor non-combat cqoy «*fcr Doreen Jacobaon Chriaty Mumfcrd asst. k/atyis editor production monogerDtnk Carbomeeu - U.S. POWs:9 r»Patao^iM^NaoJaJwte.Da Speaker protests abuse, research of animals Heather O'Neil stqffwriter Ingrid Newkirk realized 10 years ago that she was saving animals at work but killing them with every meal. While serving as a Maryland state humane officer, she investigated a farm where the animals had been abandoned and left bound in stalls. She sat waiting for the humane society truck with a pig who was bleeding from shards of a beer bottle the owners tossed in the pen on their way out. Everyday Newkirk went in search of such cruelties. But on this day, she thought of what she would cook for dinner, remembering the pork chops in her refrigerator. It suddenly hit her "I'm paying somebody else to do my cruelty for me." Newkirk has been a Vegan for 10 years — she doesn't eat meat or any other products that come from animals. And now, she is the national director and co-founder of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, visiting JMU after returning from a 24-city tour promoting her new book, "Save the Animals! 101 Easy Things You Can Do." "I knew all along that something as wrong was going on to the animals I ate as there was to the animals I tried to rescue," she said. "Deep down, the M«Tao«WBH/THEBREEZE Ingrid Newkirk, national director and co-founder of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, autographs her NEWKIRK page 7 book, "Save the Animalsl 101 Easy Things You Can Do," for students at the PC Ballroom on Monday. Postage increase affects JMU's budget charge for sending campus mail. Brookie Davis later, have to be sent first class said James Myers, JMU's assistant Overall, the departments that do because it's faster. And admissions controller. stqffwriter the most mailings are admissions, has to mail acknowledgements and "We arc looking for any possible On top of the increasing number accounting, athletics and records. personal notes to the 15,000 solution," Myers said. "We tried of budget cuts, JMU must now find "Postal mailings are the life applicants each year. hand-delivering W-2 forms." additional money for February's blood of admissions," said Alan "Public relations does not just However, accounting can't get four-cent postage increase. Cerveny, director of admissions. mean, 'How nice I can talk to you around semester billings which Before the increase, the university Although he said he wasn't sure at a college night program?'" make up two-thirds of the mail, he spent an average of $26,918 a exactly how much the department Cerveny said. It's a matter of said. Instead cuts will have to be month on postal expenses. Now, spends on mailings each year, the "keeping people informed." made in travel and supplies. the university will need an admissions department mails "Our mailings are one of the JMU's athletic departments have a additional $4,307 for postal 45,000 brochures about JMU to most important areas," he said — combined mailing budget of services. high school seniors annually. so he anticipates cuts will to come $25,200 for recruiting letters and "We did anticipate an increase in About 20,000 of those books are in different areas. brochures. rates," said Terry Woodward, mailed second or third class at the The accounting department has a "Athletics is an auxiliary unit of manager of university postal beginning of the year to prospective postal budget of about $11,000 — the university," said Brad Babcock, services. "[However,] it is not a applicants. including mail from both the assistant athletic director. It does good time for a postal increase." "Mailing them early saves cashier's office and the payroll not depend on state funds and Many departments are using considerable amounts of money," office. tuition. campus mail whenever possible to Cerveny said. "We have to mail out 7,000 to cut costs, he said. There is no But, the rest, which are mailed 8,000 tuition bills each semester," POSTAGE page 9 I ■ 4 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28,1991 Area bus service receives SGA passes bills on yellow ribbons, good rating from students safety, recycling BgftPtigh , The survey also showed: stqffwriter • 42 percent of the students polled said they rode Christine Bottz the bus because of a lack of campus parking SGA reporter Area bus service received a good rating by 63 • 35 percent of those polled said Ihey don't ride the The Student Government Association passed percent of the students who responded to a bus survey bus because they can't depend on it, while 34 percent conducted by the Public Transit Department of the bills to protect yellow ribbons tied to trees in don't ride it because they don't want to learn the support of the Allied troops, improve campus Harrisonburg. schedule The survey asked JMU students, who comprise safety and encourage recycling at its senate • 63 percent said the driver's attitude, driving and meeting Tuesday. more than 95 percent of the system's riders, to rank appearance was good A bill was passed inviting students to tie yellow many bus services as poor, fair, good or excellent. Of Knapp said that although the city gave the Center ribbons to trees around campus to show support the average 2,500 student riders per day, 611 — or 24 for Off-Campus Living the results to the survey, the for the troops in the Middle East and asking percent — of those riders responded to the survey. results were merely a reflection of the problems the campus maintenance not to disturb the ribbons. And the biggest compliments students had about center had already encountered last semester. The SGA also passed a bill that would place the bus system were that buses were convenient, and "It showed us what students were thinking the small white lights on the emergency phones on a cheaper, more efficient means of transportation than problems were," Knapp said. "The biggest [problem] campus so that they will be more noticeable. cars or walking. was just not having enough buses." Another bill that was passed would place more "I take the bus to save miles on my car," said When the administration and the city established the Shannon Smith, a junior majoring in interior design. lighting around Burruss Hall. At least two females schedule in the summer, "It was set up more for the Problems with the bus system included drivers who have been accosted and chased in this area, said time schedule for Monday, Wednesday, and Friday ran ahead of or behind their schedules — and therefore Buildings and Grounds Committee Chairman Kyle classes," Knapp said. Compton. didn't pick up students on time — and overcrowded Since the schedule did not take into account for the buses. In fact, 56 percent of the respondents said they Also, the SGA passed a bill that would place changing times of the Tuesday/Thursday class were occasionally late for class because of the buses. recycling bins in non-residential areas around schedule, adjustments had to be made last semester to "There were so many people riding that the F bus campus. get a schedule that worked for both class schedules. couldn't stay on schedule because it went up to Also at the meeting. Commuter Senator Swen Although there is a new contract presently being Hunter's Ridge and had to come back then go back up Johnson reported on a 1988 survey that polled negotiated between JMU and the city of Harrisonburg, and get Squire Hill and Ashby Crossing," said Tim student opinion on a $17 million recreation center there shouldn't be any major changes in the present Knapp, community coordinator for the Center for proposed by JMU. Johnson claimed the survey Off-Campus Living. "I think [the bus] was more SGA page 31 behind than it was ahead." BUSES page 12 Jltf" go*k&ap February 25 - March 1 Sales!! Free Samples!! Drawings for prizes daily!! Special prices on Macintosh computers IN STOCK!! Macintosh Classic $1159 . . ^ uMacintoshUTT II si $3059ACn (prices apply to limited in stock inventory only - computer sales to students, faculty, staff only) Visit both stores daily to register for drawings for fre sweatshirts, squeeze bottles, and many other daily prizes■! , THE BREEZE THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28,1991 • 5 Polfceloii Dave Fields at a fraternity house on Greek Row at 2:01 a.m. the JMU student was judicially referred for failure to police reporter Feb. 23, according to police. Several students and control a guest and providing false information to a at least one non-student had sustained facial and university official. Editor's note: This edition of Policelog does not bodily injuries. contain any student names. That's because the US. Department of Education has informed JMU that The individuals injured during the alleged fight Larceny, Falsification of Official Information releasing names may violate the protection of stu- were taken to Rockingham Memorial Hospital by • Five students were charged judicially with larce- dents' educational records outlined in federal law. friends and police where they were treated for their ny after they were discovered to be allegedly steal- The Breeze will take every measure to work with injuries and released. ing textbooks systematically from the JMU book- the university in restoring the publication of these Police closed the party but took no further action store at various times during business hours Jan. names before the next Policelog. because the individuals involved showed no appar- 25 to Feb. 1. ent desire to press charges. Two of the five students were charged with falsifi- Campus police reported the following: cation of official information. Tampering With A Motor Vehicle Grand Larceny, Petty Larceny, Possession of • A Jeep parked in N-lot apparently was moved Grand Larceny Burglary Tools, Tampering With A Motor from its space into the middle of the lot by an un- • $3,000 worth of door fixtures was reported miss- Vehicle known person or persons at 2:28 a.m. Feb. 22. ing sometime between 7 a.m. Jan. 2 and 1 p.m. • Two students were charged with grand larceny, Feb. 19 from the prime contractor's inventory at the petty larceny, possession of burglary tools and tam- Unauthorized Entry/ Use of Breeze Burruss Hall construction site. pering with a motor vehicle after they were ob- Equipment • A pair of Llitz brand 10x40 binoculars were re- served by a campus police officer allegedly attempt- • A student publishing an underground newspaper ported missing or stolen from Shenandoah ! louse ing to break into cars in X-tot at 4:08 a.m. Feb. 26. was discovered using Breeze equipment at 1:59 sometime between 5 p.m. Oct. 31 and 5 p.m. Jan. The officer called for assistance and a second offi- a.m. Feb. 26 after being forbidden to do so by 31. cer found a third male hiding in a car from which the Breeze staff. The binoculars are valued at $750. three allegedly were stealing a stereo when police The student was issued a judicial referral for un- • A Kenwood brand FM/AM stereo cassette player arrived. authorized entry and use of the equipment. apparently was stolen from a vehicle parked in Z-lot Police served search warrants on two of the three sometime between 11 and 11:42 p.m. Feb. 19. students rooms. Missing property from previous lar- DIP/Presentation of False Identification, The stereo was discovered missing by an officer cenies of bikes and motor vehicles totaling into the Failure to Control a Guest, Providing False who was patrolling the lot and saw that the car had thousands of dollars reportedly were recovered Information to a University Official been broken into. from the rooms. • A student was found sleeping in the McGraw- The stereo is valued at $300 and damage to the A vehicle parked in X-lot which was discovered at Long Hall kitchen by a resident adviser at 5:23 a.m. car has not been estimated. 6 a.m. Feb. 26 to have sustained damage to its Feb. 22. According to police, the student was intoxi- • An Ascent brand EX model mountain bike with a door locks and interior dome light has been linked cated and presented a false Florida driver's license. white, gray and yellow seat apparently was stolen to the thefts. Police discovered that the student was visiting a from in front of the Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity JMU student who lived in the hall, and that student house sometime between 8 p.m. Feb. 22 and 9 Disturbance/Fight Call supported the other's identity claim. • At least two separate fights allegedly broke out The student was arrested and incarcerated, and POLICELOG page 9 jmiimm nr SQUIRE HILL Your Off Campus New Dining Option HOUSING HEADQUARTERS Opening March 12 Pool & Clubhouse Full Size Washer & Dryer Mrs. Greens will begin Tennis Court Fully Equipped Kitchen serving Breakfast in the Wall-to-WaH Carpet U4 3 Bedroom Units Shenandoah Room (Chandler Small Pets Allowed 10-12 Month Leases Hall) from 7:30 -10:00 a.m., Monday - Friday. Townhouses and Garden Apartments A continental style menu will be offered Available highlighted by a variety of 9 different kinds of Fresh Baked Bagels & Fresh Ground Gourmet Coffees. Prices will be a la carte. An I.D. Punch will be valued at $2.00 toward purchase. Food from Home, Flex, Cash or Checks also accepted. 434-2228 6 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28,1991 Diabetic Alert Day: JMU's Counseling Center is sponsoring "Diabetic Alert Day" on March 18 in the Highlands Room of Entertainment Tidbits the Warren Campus Center. Entertainment magazine ranked the top 10 television shows for the week of Feb. 11 through 17. The center will offer a variety of literature and CBS" The Very Best of The Ed Sutivan Show topped the list with 32.8 million viewersThe survey videotape showings throughout the day. A series of also ranked the bottom five programs, and placed Fox's Against the Law in last place with 4.7 programs also will be conducted from 3 to 5 p.m. and will address different aspects of dealing with diabetes. million viewers. Listed betow are the complete results compiled by Nielsen Media Research. For more information, call Dr. Raymond Studwcll at x6552. TOP 10 m -. CURRENT VIEWERS RANK (kimMora) 1 39.8 The Very Bast of The Ed Suit/an Show (CBS) _324 flttMKiMiCBS) _3L9 Cheers (NBC) 318 America's Funniest People (ABC) BOTTOM FIVE _5_ -3QJ Full House (ABC) CURRENT VIEWERS _fi_ _3QJ2 America's Funniest Home Videos (ABC) RANK (In mUons) _7_ _29J Family Mattets (ABC) SQ 1A Comic Strip Live (fox) _B_ ?8S Roseanne (ABC) Si -L3 Totally Hidden Video (Fox) _a_ _2&a Empty Nest (WC) HE. 7,3 UndorCover (ARC) UL _2&S A Different World (N3C) 93_ -&B Sunday's Best (NBC) S4_ Al Against the Law (Fox) Source: Ehfartahmanfmagaane, Match 1991 EL1£N STERN/THE BREEZE Faculty Senate offers workshop: JMU's Faculty Senate is sponsoring a workshop titled "Mediation in the Workplace" March 26 from Economic news good: Donald Ayer, lawyer for a man caught with co- 8:30 a.m. to noon in the Piedmont Room of the Tuesday brought a round of upbeat economic caine in a suitcase, said the tactic can violate the Warren Campus Center. news. Top economists surveyed this month by the Constitution's protection against unreasonable Workshop leaders are Professors Rex M. Fuller and National Association of Business Economists pre- searches. William D. Kimsey of the Center for Mediation. Call dict an end to the recession by the third quarter. the Department of Human Communication at x6228 Consumer confidence inched up Warthog pair sets record: in order to make your reservations. Enrollment is in February, says business re- AROUND THE GLOBE £ An Air Force A-10 "Warthog" limited to 25. search group The Conference tandem blew away 23 Iraqi tanks' Board. And the price of gas o in one day of flying Tuesday. The Faculty assistance offers seminar: dropped 3 cents to $1,106 per hits over Iraq and Kuwait by The Faculty Assistance Program is sponsoring their gallon for self-serve unleaded Capt Eric "Fish" Salomonson, second spring seminar, "Cultivating the Affective regular. 28, and 1st Lt. John "Karl" Learning Experience", March 22 in the Moody Hall Marks, 26, included eight Repub- Lounge. Lunch will be served at noon, and the Superpower relations fragile: lican Guard tanks. Lt. Col. Gene presentation will follow at 12:45 p.m. in Moody Hall The Soviet Union's latest diplo- Renuart, 41, commander of the Room 101. matic effort to save face — and 76th Tactical Fighter Squadron, The seminar will feature S. James Kurtz from (he power — for Saddam prompted called it a single-day Gulf war Department of Music. For more information or a debate Tuesday on its motives. ^ SHOID 2HZ OMilOHV record. registration form, contact the Faculty Assistance "Soviet generals, seeing the Office in Wilson Hall Room 207. noose tightening around Saddam Hussein, tried to 28 confirmed dead in Al-Khobar: cut the rope . . . sabotaging" the war, said Sven The death loll from an Iraqi Scud attack on a Research semester offered to students: Kraemer of the American Security Council. Soviet U.S. military barracks in Al-Khobar, Saudi Ara- President Mikhail Gorbachev on Tuesday said su- The DOE Science and Engineering Research bia, hit 28 Tuesday. More than 100 wounded re- Semester is offering college juniors and seniors the perpower relations are "very fragile." mained hospitalized. The corrugated steel building opportunity to do hands-on research with some of the — home to the 475th Quartermaster Group from nation's top scientists at one of six national research Keating figure up for ruling: Farrell, Pa., that arrived in the city days ago — laboratories during the academic year. The Senate ethics committee Wednesday is ex- was demolished Monday evening when it took a The U.S. Department of Energy, DOE, is pected to recommend Senate action against only direct hit from a Scud missile warhead. sponsoring the program and offer appointments to Alan Cranston, D-Calif., one of five senators ac- cused of improperly pressuring regulators on be- about 350 students each year. World trade talks resume: half of S&L figure Charles Keating Jr. The com- For more information, call Donna Prokop, program International negotiations aimed at liberalizing mittee is expected to issue milder discipline — manager, at (202) 586-8949. world trade resumed Tuesday, nearly three months letters of reprimand — to the other four. after they broke down because of a rift over farm subsidies. Arthur Dunkel, director-general of the Breeze Newsfile is offered when space permits to Court looks at searches: General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade, said the publicize information on job opportunities and Random police searches of bus travelers — a so-called Uruguay Round was "back on track" but campus and area activities. To have information weapon in the drug war — came under scrutiny gave no indication how long the talks would take. reviewed for publication, call 568-6127 or send before the Supreme Court Tuesday. U.S. Justice information to the news editor, do The Breeze, Department lawyer Kenneth Starr said the search- Anthony-Seeger Hall, JMU, Harrisonburg, Va., ©Copyright 1991, USA TODAY/Apple College es on buses and trains were a legitimate tool. But 22807. Information Network THEBREEZETHURSCW, FEBRUARY 28,1991 • 7 Newkirk- CONTINUED from page 3 other company is Gillette." She said PETA concentration camps ... life unworthy of life." Their campaigns have included "National Dump Gillette motive, she said, is grant money. majority of us are decent, basically compassionate Days," when people are asked to bring their Gillette A clip from 70 hours of video taken in laboratory at people." The public does not know the truth about products back for refunds in protest of its treatment of the University of Pennsylvania showed experiments commercial meat industry processes, and if it did, animals. on monkeys. One baboon, conscious and struggling, would not condone the practices, she said. with her head cemented into a metal helmet and her The truth is what our adversaries are most afraid Newkirk said companies have claimed animal appendages strapped to a table, had her head thrust at a of," she said. testing is required by law. However, she said PETA 60-degrce angle at a course of up to 1,000 Gs. Newkirk spoke on Monday night in the PC has been through all the federal regulations, "and I can Newkirk said a force of IS Gs could kill a human Ballroom about PETA's role in a number of animal assure you that they are not required — no animal test being. rights issues such as factory farming, cosmetics and She said the university defended the experiments as products testing, and animal experimentation. studies to determine the effects of head injuries on One of Newkirk's goals is to see laws prohibiting "We already know in our primates and that the U.S. government was giving cruelty to animals extended to the factory farming the University of Pennsylvania a million dollars a industry. She showed a videotape depicting cattle, hearts and in our minds year to continue. pigs and chickens suffering under extremely restricted that there is something "Think what good that money could have done if it conditions in factory farms. had been given for direct care to families who had "Before we become vegetarians, we already know in wrong with what goes on somebody with a head injury," Newkirk said. our hearts and in our minds that there is something in the slaughter houses." "Nothing of any value ever came out of these wrong with what goes on in the slaughter houses, in experiments." the stockyards and in the transport trucks," Newkirk — Ingrid Newkirk The National Institute of Health closed the lab said. director of PETA down after the Secretary of Health and Human Though PETA does not have the funds to wage Services viewed the videotapes, she said. massive advertising campaigns, Newkirk said they do Some students attended Newkirk's presentation to manage to keep people's attention through sit-ins and is required for a possible product of cosmetics in this reaffirm their convictions about animal cruelty or to demonstrations picked up by the news media. country." learn more about becoming a vegetarian. Newkirk said that PETA sent its own undercover In a pocket guide to "cruelty-free shopping," PETA Sophomore Angie Duff has been a vegetarian for a investigators into a facility in Philadelphia has listed more than 300 companies that distribute year and a half, and attended the presentation because responsible for testing cosmetics and household products which have not been tested on animals. she thinks individuals can make a difference. "I wish products for more than 200 companies. The more people would think that way," she said. "Maybe investigators videotaped drastic testing procedures, and Beyond the fur industry and cosmetics companies, we could do something if we all tried to make a little Newkirk said her tapes led cosmetics and toy PETA also has begun its attack on university bit of a difference." companies to use alternative testing methods. Still, experimentation. "University experimenters are no Newkirk would agree, pointing out that instead of other companies refused to yield. guardians of the. truth," Newkirk said. "In many just sending $20 to an animal protection society, "Today we have a major campaign against L'Oreal, universities all across the country there are peoples people should make conscientious decisions about which has refused to budge," Newkirk said. 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The postal budget varies with each The Student Government sport. "The full scholarship sports use Association divides student more," Babcock said. Those sports organizations into two types: front-end include men's and women's basketball, budgeted organizations, such as the football and baseball. University Program Board and the "We've cut in team travel and the Bluestone; and the recognized clubs, number of home games," he said. such as EARTH and Intervarsity "Every coach's budget has been cut." Campus Ministry. The Records Office, on the other hand, is funded through the education Only the 13 front-end budgeted and general budget — so 65 percent of organizations receive money on a its budget comes from tax money scheduled yearly basis from the SGA. provided by the state and 35 percent The recognized organizations, of which comes from other revenue, including there arc more than 100, must raise tuition, said Terry Knight, budget funds for their expenses. director. Most front-end budgeted The Records Office was given a organizations request about $60 for budget of $20,569 at the beginning of first-class mailings. the fiscal year, said Sherry Hood, director of records. Some organizations request more — "We spend all of that plus some, but last year the Bluestone asked for it's hard to estimate how much we send $1,035 and the UPB requested for out a month," she said. "We mail out $800. These requests include special final grades, midterm grades, diplomas, mailings like bulk and express and monthly transcripts to some mailings. students." Next year these organizations will The records department mails 1,500 ask for the 16 percent more, but the to 4,000 transcripts monthly. SGA will have "the same amount of The budget meetings for next year money to divide between the 13 have just begun and decisions about organizations," said Mark Hynes, individual mailing budgets have not chairman of the SGA finance been decided. subcommittee. Policelog CONTINUED/ran page 5 apparently were stolen from a vehicle parked in Z-tot sometime between house sometime between 8 p.m. Feb. 11:30 a.m. Feb. 22 and 7:45 p.m. Feb. 22 and 9 a.m. Feb. 23. 23. • The following items were apparently A window was pried open in order to stolen from the Music Building some- gain entry to the vehicle, according to time between 10:30 p.m. Feb. 16 and police. The stereo is valued at $115 12:15 p.m. Feb. 18: a 20" Piasti brand and the value of the amplifier has not cymbal, 16" Zildjian brand cymbal, two been estimated. 14" Zildjian brand "high hat" cymbals • A green Geneviecy De Paris brand (one stamped with the word "bottom" umbrella with black inscriptions appar- and the other with'the word "top"), a ently was stolen from Keezell Hall 12" Zildjian brand cymbal, a 10" Zildji- sometime between 7 and 8:15 p.m. an brand splash-type cymbal, a snare Feb. 19. The umbrella is valued at drum with a white top cover and clear bottom, a black wooden snare drum $45. case and a black cymbal case. The stolen instruments and cases Destruction of Public Property are valued at $680. • A sink was ripped from the wall in • A Sony brand AM/FM Walkman the Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity house with clock and the initials "LLM" in- party room restroom at 2:40 a.m. Feb. scribed on it apparently was stolen 24. from the basement of Carrier Library at The sink was destroyed, the party 4 p.m. Feb. 25. room floor was covered with water and The walkman is valued at $200. the hot and cold water pipes for the sink were broken off at the wall and Petty Larceny were unable to be turned off as a re- sult of the damage done to the sink. • A telephone was removed from a Damage to the bathroom and party student room in Hoffman Hall at 1:09 room has not been estimated. 150 S. Main Street, Downtown Harrison burg am. Feb. 27. Hours: Mon.-Thurs. & Sat 9-5:30, Fri. 9-9 / Sun. 12-5 • A Spalding brand basketball appar- • A dry chemical fire extinguisher was ently was stolen from the basketball set off In the Alpha Chi Omega sorority court north of the campus police sta- house which set off a fire alarm at 2:37 tion sometime between 5 and 6 p.m. a.m. Feb. 24. • A mirror was damaged in a rest- Feb. 22. The basketball is valued $35. room in Hanson Hall sometime be- • A Sherwood brand AM/FM cassette pull-out style car stereo and amplifier POUCELOG page 14 10 • TOE BREEZE THURSCW, FEBRUARY 28,1991 Denial isn't M, TiS T;S m the answer A letter addressed to members ot the faculty senate from James Dyke, state secretary of education, brought angry responses from many JMU professors. It's an understandable response, considering some of the comments contained in Dyke's letter. While Dyke is in a difficult situation, especially considering the most recent round of 5* W* M;CtORY W1L budget cuts, he shifts most of the blame back to HpT fcW TO SooH ML *m JMU and faculty members. - WKJUP o I come fere, At the same time Dyke and Virginia Gov. L. ' l'tt fo*e Douglas Wilder are asking for suggestions and input from universities to make the cuts as OTT... painless as possible, the letter takes that very faculty opinion and questions and turns them around. People should not ask for other's opinions if they're not going to take them into consideration. "To the extent that faculty resists any changes proposed by their administration to adjust to new challenges, then the problem rests with the institution," reads one excerpt from his letter. Yes, any proposed changes require time for Dave's Look at the 'Art of Tipping' adjustment — but that shouldn't imply that JMU TODAY'S ETIQUETTE coins, some of which were is responsible for the problems. Dyke alleges that some faculty members are TOPIC IS: How to Tip. actually breath mints. given reduced class loads because of their To get "first-class" ser- '"Bob,'" we'd say. "You "ineptness," that resources within departments vice, you have to know AT WIT'S END owe more than that." are misused because of an "old-boy network," how to tip. "My name isn't 'Bob'" and that facutly across an entire department are Look at Prince Charles. Dave Barry he'd say. "It's Art." teaching only two classes. Everywhere he goes, he' "We know that," we'd That professors have their teaching loads gets the "red-carpet treatment," and do you know say. "We're changing your name to protect you from lightened because of incompetence is a why? Because he knows how to "take care" of peo- embarrassment when this anecdote appears in the subjective conclusion. Phi Beta Kappa, the ple. The first thing he does, when he lands in a for- newspaper years from now." nation's oldest and most prestigious honor eign country, is shake hands with the foreign head of So we see that being a bad tipper can come back to society, identified faculty workload as a problem at JMU — and a serious enough one that the bid state and quietly slip him a couple of folded bills. haunt you. Also when you die you go to Bad Tipper for a chapter was rejected. Likewise, when famous musical artists perform at the Hell, where you spend eternity buried up to your So for Dyke to say that JMU doesn't have a White House, they do their very best, because they neck in hot coals and every few minutes a devil wear- problem — that the budget cuts won't have an know that President Bush will slip a crisp new dollar ing a cummerbund comes around and says, "Would impact on the quality of education the institution into the jar on the While House piano. you care for some FRESH GROUND PEPPER? Ha- can provide — is absurd. If you would like to have the same kind of "savoir- hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha." Granted, in belt-tightening times everyone faire" (literally, "ear size") as these two sophisticated TIPPING IN FANCY HOTELS: At a fancy hotel must pull together, because there are no easy men, you need to follow these Recommended Tip- you should be prepared to tip basically your life sav- answers or solutions. But to pass — rather than ping Guidelines: ings. The instant you arrive, uniformed men will sur- accept or share — the blame is inexcusable. TIPPING IN RESTAURANTS: The key to suc- round your car and greet you in an aggressive manner cessful restaurant tipping is to avoid being in a large while snatching your luggage, which they'll give to group where everybody "chips in" to pay the bill, be- other men, who'll give it to OTHER men, until you All Breeze house editorials represent cause you'll have a huge embarrassing argument with have been assisted by enough uniformed men to form the opinion of the members of the people pulling out pens, paper, calculators, sextants, the Yugoslavian army, all of who will have to be editorial board. etc. and saying things like, "Well, my salad DEFI- tipped if you ever hope to see your underwear again. NITELY did not have as much shredded carrot as Also you're expected to tip the bellperson one dol- Editorial cartoons are solely the Marge's." Also there will always be somebody who lar for every minute he spends lecturing you on the opinion of the Individual artist. wants to leave a pathetic. Up. You know the kind of various features of your room, such as where the win- person I mean. I mean a person who's never satisfied dow is, how you work the light switch, etc. A really with the service; a person who, if he had a heart at- informative bellperson will find so many room fea- tack and the waiter saved his life via emergency tures to tell you about ("And down here, you have open-heart surgery right there on the table, would your floor") that he may well elect to spend the night complain that the waiter used the wrong knife. with you. Janes M»ton twenty Some people are just cheap. I used to go to lunch My most terrifying hotel-tipping experience oc- with a group of newspaper reporters, including one curred when a book publisher put me up for a night at editor LAUREL WISSINGER whom I'll call "Bob." When the bill came, we'd each a gymnasium-sized suite in an extremely fancy hotel managing editor JENNIFER ROSE throw in an appropriate amount of money, except for in Beverly Hills, the kind of hotel where everywhere editorial editor JOEL LANGLEY "Bob," who'd very reluctantly put in a few smallish BARRY page 11 THE BREEZE THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28,1991 • 11 Letters to the Editor Gulf war shows force of 'mighty' only fight the good Tight and rid the world of evil traumatized by combat? Have you ever seen the scars of U.S. — Bush should go for more contrary to our interests, for no one can interpret the someone who has been cruelly tortured? Have you ever will of God better than George Bush and his loyal been to a funeral where the people were crying and To the editor: henchmen, a group that includes the heaven-sent Billy screaming for peace? Well I have. I grew up in a country at After the apparent initial success of Operation Desert Graham. We must rise to the occasion, illuminate the war and believe me, what I experienced is minimal Storm, we would like to encourage the public not to thousand-points-of-light, encourage our leader to compared to the suffering I saw around me. stop their support of the president but to push for him follow God's will as he interprets it and allow the Lord War is not a sophisticated technological game. War is to extend U. S. foreign policy to all ends of the globe. to guide the foot of our foreign policy into the Hopefully the war will show us just how mighty we are fleeing your house with nowhere to go. War is seeing posterior of the world. your hometown destroyed. War is having your family torn and that we can easily invade, subdue and fabricate a Greg Czyszczon John Fennel new country that is more agreeable to our own values. apart forever. War is when your father is dead, your brother sophomore sophomore We should no longer pick and choose our enemies by is dead, your boyfriend is dead, your neighbor is dead. War history physics such nebulous quantities as how much influence they is having no food, no water, no home, no hope. have over our economy but choose them for more What is war? Don't ask your history professor, ask a concrete ideals like the American way of life — a People for Gulf war should first 6-year-old Iraqi looking for his father. Don't ask a lifestyle that makes excess in style and conformity the politician, ask a a mother trying to protect her baby from a cutting edge. The cries of "Free Kuwait!" should be consider truth about what war is bomb. Don't ask a military expert, ask a soldier who has extended to "Free Thailand!" and the rest of the Third To the editor: seen his buddies massacred. Don't ask a defense contractor, World that does not meet our criteria of what an You say you support the war. but do you know what ask a wounded girl who is screaming in pain. Don't ask exploited nation should be. The United States now has war is? Have you ever had a machine gun pointed at your your government, ask a wife who is looking through a pile the ability to dominate the world, and we should pursue stomach? Have you ever had a bomb explode in front of of mutilated bodies for her husband. Don't ask me, ask this as we are destined. your house? Have you ever had military patrols marching yourself when your loved one doesn't come home. Our unquestioned leader has managed to confront down your street? Have you ever been hijacked by 17 year good and evil, choose good, and in doing so, harness olds carrying explosives in their hands? Have you ever had Rebecca Logan the will of Ood to successfully "kick Saddam's ass." your neighbor blown to pieces while she was waiting for sophomore Why stop there? With God guiding our sword, we can the school bus? Have you ever talked to a soldier political science/international affairs Sexual orientation article requires recently added sexual orientation to its "including but of abortion — overpopulation, starvation, handicapped not limited to" list children, lack of birth control, etc. — can all equally be some 'clarification and correction' Many thanks to Dr. Carrier and the Commission on given as reasons to kill people at any stage of development, To the editor: Community. conception to old age. John Parmelee's article, "JMU institutes sexual Bethany Bryson If someone cannot handle the "social stigma that single orientation clause," on February 11, 1991, requires chairperson, political action committee mothers endure," then it must be all right to kill the child, clarification and correction. ._ Harmony even if the mother became single through divorce or death. If Primarily, JMU has not added sexual orientation to "its senior a family falls on hard times and can no longer feed their list of groups protected from discrimination." At this sociology children, then it must be all right to kill them. If the point JMU doesn't even have such a list. We simply population exceeds a certain point, then we will have to kill follow state and federal law regarding discrimination and off some people. sometimes post notices to that affect. Difference between abortion and These absurdities are the results of Miss Beggs' logic. What we do have is a general dedication to equality and Abortion is wrong and cannot be justified anymore than the diversity as expressed by the Commission on veal not as large as student thinks torturous production of veal can. Community's mission statement. To the editor: She concludes by saying, "Don't try to take away my But the commission doesn't have a non-discrimination I feel a need to respond to Stacey Beggs' letter in the Feb. freedom, and I won't take away yours." But, Miss Beggs, statement either. It is a commission with a mission 21 issue of The Breeze. you were trying to have veal removed from D-hall, which which "seeks to foster equality...and values individual On the issue of veal, I understand the Animal Rights would limit the choice of anyone who sees nothing wrong differences including, but not limited to, race, gender, Coalition protest to help end this inhumane procedure. with veal production. creed, age, culture, national origin, disability and sexual However, the difference between veal and abortion is not as With the legality of abortion, 1.6 million children a year orientation." large as Miss Beggs believes. do not have the choice to choose life. That is why I and Harmony strongly supports the commission and Dr. Miss Beggs compares a woman to the young cow being others like myself want to remove the freedom to kill Carrier in their work toward creating an affirming raised for veal. She says, "If we are denied choice, we are like innocent children. We must speak for the 20 million voices community of diversity and equality. that young cow trapped in a tight cage at the whim of our that will never have the chance, and we must do it before 20 The late breaking news is...JMU has added sexual 'owners.'" Actually, she has described the plight of the million more are silenced. orientation to its list of unacceptable forms of unborn, not the women. Who has really been denied choice? harassment. This is the subject which Mr. Parmelee's The child who is denied life. Ken Vick article is intended to address. The pro-abortionists are concerned only with giving publicity chairman for First Right or JMU JMU's policy was expanded from sexual harassment to women the right to choose death for their children. Nearly junior include all forms of harassment last year and most every reason given by Miss Beggs to support the "necessity" political science/history Barry. CONTINUED/rompage 10 him the smallest bill I had left, which was a five. nore the people knocking on my door, bringing me you turn there are men wearing tuxedos and you feel Moments after he left, ANOTHER hotel person God knows what. obliged to hand them money, even though the only came around and this one, for some reason, had: I was terrified that they'd become violent. "OK, apparent service they perform is to make you ner- strawberries. I happen to HATE strawberries, but MR. BARRY," they'd shout, using a bullhorn. "WE vous. So I tipped my way desperately through the this person had a tastefully arranged plate of them on KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE. WE HAVE A LIVE lobby, thrusting money at everything in my path, in- a rolling cart and I felt I had no choice but to give PONY OUT HERE FOR YOU AND IF YOU cluding the floral arrangements and I made it to my her what was now the smallest bill in my wallet, DONT COME OUT AND TIP US. WE'RE GOING room and finally the bellperson left and I thought I namely: a twenty. TO SHOVE IT UNDER THE DOOR." was safe. So now I had spent $25 for ice, which was melting So we see the importance of proper tipping eti- But immediately there was a knock at the door and and strawberries, which were being eaten by small, quette. I certainly hope that this information has been it was yet another hotel person, announcing that he tuxedo-wearing flies; and of course word was helpful and that before you move along to the next had brought me some ice. I didn't need ice, but here spreading like wildfire among the hotel staff that if article, you remember to show your appreciation for was this tuxedo-wearing person holding a silver ice you wanted to make big money, you could take virtu- all the work I've done by... HEY! COME BACK bucket that cost more than my car and I didn't want ally any random object up to the luxury suite. I spent HERE! to look cheap, so I pulled out my wallet and gave the rest of the evening huddled in bed, Dying to ig- ©The Miami Herald 12 • THE BREEZE THURSDAf, FEBRUARY 28,1991 First Presbyterian Church The next Breeze will be published Harrisonburg, Va Thursday, March 14 Is now recruiting for the following positions 1 next Breeze will be pub" 1. One nursery worker for Sundays from 8:15 am -12:15 pm. Salary is $24.75 a Sunday. IMMEDIATE OPENING. 2. Three (3) Youth Advisors for Sunday evenings from 6:15 pm - 8:15 pm plus planning sessions and special occasions. Salary is $130.00 a month. Positions open in Sept. 1991 but interviews will occur in April. Call 434-6551 for an application for either of these positions. Buses— CONTINUED/rom page 4 Bus Service Bus service survey results are from 611 people poled RESERVE OFFICERS' TRAINING CORPS out of the 2,500+ average riders each day. Harrisonburg City Transit initiated tie survey. How often do you ride the bus? *=> every day 62% o several days a week 31% » less than one day a week 4% «p maybe one day every 3 weeks 4% Where do you live? * Hunter's Ridge 37% «> Ashby Crossings 11% <=> Squire Hill 8% o Olde Mill village 19% o Other 24% How often have you been late to YOUR FIRST STEP TOWARD SUCCESS IS THE ONE class because of the bus? YOU COULD TAKE THIS SUMMER. o never 44% At Army ROTC Camp Challenge you'll learn good 63% o excellent 14% ELLEN STERN/THE BREEZE Contact: schedule, according to Melodic Malicr, Major Mike Davis coordinator of the Center of Off-Campus Living. Bridgeforth Stadium "Service will be at least what we RMF207 have now," Maher said. "We're not looking at any major changes. x6264 THE BREEZE THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28,1991 • 13 Food Mart provides students' grocery needs Brookfe Davis stqffwriter The Red Apple Deli, formerly Mr. Flip's, is now "Food Mart." Earlier this semester, Mayank "Mike" Menlha and his family reopened the store on South Main Street, located next to the experimental theater. "Sometimes the opportunity comes to you. Whether you take it or not is up to you," Mcntha said, adding that he usually works about 12 hours a day. The Mcntha family began negotiating in October with the Holly man Oil Corp., former owners of the property. The building was free once before, but the family had "different priorities" then, Mentha said. When Mentha opened the store in early January, there was practically nothing on the shelves. Mentha took his time ordering products because he wanted to see what his customers — 95 percent of whom are students — desired. Now, the store is filled with products such as beer, wine and cigarettes from wholesalers. "Basically, I've had eight years in this business so I know what to do," Mentha said, adding that he continually keeps track of the best-selling items in the store. The Harrisonburg Food Mart is the Mentha family's third convenience store. They own two others in their hometown of Luray. "Harrisonburg is a bigger place, a city," Mentha said. "If you want to grow, grow in a city." However, city life is not a foreign concept to Mentha. The first 18 years of his life were spent in TEE MORRB/THE BREEZE Bombay, India. "It's like New York City," he said, Mayank "Mike" Mentha sells kegs and other convenience items in Food Mart, located next to the experimental theater on South Main Street. Students compose 95 percent of his business. adding that even though his father was already established in the United States, the move here from me. He talks to everybody." things as selling to minors. India was a difficult adjustment. Mentha, not only has a vision of his future store, "I miss my friends and the social life in India but he also would like to continue his education at "I know that crossing die police can mean the end most," Mentha said. JMU. He is a finance major and has completed four of your business in India because I lived for nearly However; Mentha was able to arrange for his semesters at the Northern Virginia Community three years in Bangladesh and took frequent trips to then-girlfriend, now wife, Darshana [pronounced College in Alexandria. Transferring to George Mason India," he said. "Darsh-naJ to follow him across the Atlantic to University and later JMU, Mentha stopped "about 40 Mcntha also has decided to begin selling kegs. Northern Virginia. Last week they celebrated their credits short of a degree" to pursue his interests in the About two weeks after he began running the store, first anniversary and a baby is due later this year. convenience store. "someone came and asked me if I sold kegs. So, I Mentha spends most of his free time with his "Being a student, I can relate to [the customers]," decided that [kegs] probably have a market here," family. Tm busy and it's hard [to meet new people]," Mentha said, adding that he knows what items are Mentha said. "I decided to sell the kegs." he said. Most of the new people the 26 year old meets currently popular and what items are not. "This is a In addition, customers may purchase Chevron gas are the customers in the store. student store." from Food Mart. "It's a service," Mentha said, adding "He's real friendly — he's always really nice to me Paul McCoy, a junior international business major, that three out of every 10 customers obtain gasoline. when I come in," said Kathy Alcorn, a senior biology said that "maybe as a result of his growing up in Of the three who do purchase gas, "one will buy major. The people that used to work there ignored India, he comes across as very strict about such something else in the store." Second Harrisonburg bike classic set for April ChrigWpjrj the interests of the James Madison Race Director Mitchell Slaymaker, stqffwriter "The $4,000 difference between the Cycling Team. Casey Ford, a 1990 the service manager at Mark's Bike races has little to do with the The Harrisonburg Cycling Classic is JMU graduate, promoted the event and Shop is promoting the 1991 race. He recession," Slaymaker said. becoming an annual event in produced a $10,000 prize list. has amassed $6,000 in prize money. "It has more to do with the way the downtown Harrisonburg. Last year, 501 racers were in the Coors Brewery - Shenandoah — race was run last year." This year's event — to be held on classic. This year, Slaymaker is through Dodd Distributors Inc. — Any profits from the Harrisonburg April 20 — will follow 1990's hoping for more than that. First place First American and Rockingham Cycling Classic will go to the United inaugural race. winners in each of the four races can Mutual Insurance remain as the The race was initiated last year in expect to receive about $200. primary sponsors. CYCLING page 15 14 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28,1991 GREEN SOUTH MAIN LAUNDRY 1596 South Main Street (Mick or Mack Complex) Our Family Is Happy To Provide The Best Coin Laundry Possible. Modem — Clean — Lowest Prices — Best Value Automotive Services performed by OUR FEATURES HAVE VALUE! 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Feb. 24. • According to police, an unknown person discharged a dry chemical fire extinguisher in Eagle Hall which acti- vated a fire alarm at 10:50 p.m. Feb. 22. Damage to the fire extinguisher is estimated at $10. Destruction of Private Property Village • An unknown person attempted to break into a vending machine at the New College ot Business construction site sometime between 5 p.m. Feb. 20 and 7 a.m. Feb. 21. An easy 10 Trespass Arrests • Four non-student guests of a resi- dent in Huffman Hall were charged with trespassing at 2:10 a.m. Feb. 23 minute walk when they returned to the resident's room after being told to leave following a personal dispute between the resi- to campus. dent and them at 11:22 p.m. Feb. 22. The four non-students were arrested (No hills to climb or for the trespassing violation, according to police. interstate to cross) Unauthorized Solicitation • Four women were reported to be selling perfume at sororities on Greek CALL TODAY! UNITS ALMOST GONE! Row at 3 p.m. Feb. 24. Two of the women were located in F-lot after the incident was reported and were Olde Mill Village Offers: warned to stay off the campus. •Furnished 4 bedroom apartments Only a Few Unauthorized Solicitation/ •A desk in every room Trespass Notice Select Issued •Two full bathrooms • Two Towson State University stu- •Large utility room with full size Rooms Left! dents selling T-shirts in residence halls were issued trespass notices at 8:07 washer and dryer p.m. Feb. 26. A trespass notice is merely a notice •Fully equipped kitchen including of trespassing regulations, and no microwave and dishwasher Plus: charges are involved. •Spacious living area •Lighted parking lot Harassing Phone Calls •Deadbolts and doorviewers on ALL •Basketball court • A resident in Eagle Hall received a series of harassing phone calls in the apartments •Sunbathing area morning hours for a two-week period from Feb. 5 to 19. The caller's identity has been determined and the individu- al was issued a judicial referral. 434-1876 ^Berkeley f*2mgl of Harrisonbuq? 11 and Gardens® Number of drunk in public charges since Jan. 1: 51 Cycling THE BREEZE THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28,1991 • 15 CONTINUED from page 13 the association with a healthy event," Way. Last year, about $600 was Costs of 1991 Harrisonburg Cycling Classic said Henley Carter, the general donated manager of Dodd Distributing. "It's "This is the variable," Slaymaker Mechanical Prize 1st good for the community. It allows us said. "If the race breaks even, the to make a worthwhile contribution. United Way gets no money. If we lose production "We've been involved with [a bicycle money, then I don't know. The budget race in] Summon for five years now. is set well enough after last year so we Each year the quality of the races just should be prepared. Last year, we improves and improves," he said. turned a profit, but T-shirt sales were Promotion However, the race requires a large overestimated and the snow slowed us amount of cash. This year's event down." requires approximately $16,000 to In comparison, Harrisonburg's produce. The race must pay for proposed sister race, the mechanical costs, which include a race Charlottesville/ Centel Criterium, now announcer, stage and photo finish total faces hesitant sponsorship. This race, $2,400. to be held on April 21, would follow Furthermore, the city and police will the Harrisonburg race to create a full also receive a total of $2,100 from the weekend of racing. But the Criterium race. Promotion, publicity and the has no confirmed sponsorship yet, U.S. Cycling Federation licensing for while Slaymaker secured his sponsors Trade, US. each rider also quickly absorb money last October. such as for the race. "The recession is certainly part of aoVeftisements Cycling it," said Ruth Stornetta, promoter of Federation The amount of sponsorship, which the Charlottesville race. "People are is different from money that the race being a little more conservative." Mriiistralive P^ has to pay, totals $7,500. The The race is "75 percent probable" she addition of racer's entry fees which said, even though "there is nothing range from $20 to $25 is expected to firm yet." Total startup cost $16,390 produce $6,500 to help defray the cost of the race. This combines for Stornetta is presently awaiting UOHbWJHCCBSQWT>€bH±A $14,000. confirmation from Coors — which is Other costs comes from trade and sponsoring this race through Kirtley and mail race announcements together officially sponsored before any barter agreements. For example, race Distributing — and Centel Cellular to attract more racers, increase mailings can be distributed. sponsor the Daily News-Record is Co. The Charlottesville and publicity and reduce individual costs, Why sponsor a bike race^ offering two full-page advertisements Harrisonburg races plan to advertise but the Criterium must first be "As a sponsor, we like the exposure. free of charge. '(^y^-^^M^ ^tilj^^ -^551^ "^^uM^ —(): "Vft» ^*x "'II1 25 W. Water Street Future leaders lack 564-0077 business knowledge MartcLaid entry-level jobs; that same year, USA Today/ U.S. companies spent about $45 Apple College Info Network billion in direct training efforts, up 12 percent from 1988, according to FIRST Business leaders, concerned that Training magazine, a journal for the nation's schools are not corporate educators. adequately preparing students to enter FRIDAY the work force, have embarked on "Weakened education means a high-profile campaigns to help weakened work force, weakened restructure the learning process in international economic competitive- FUNFEST secondary schools. ness, a weakened U.S. standard of They cite 40 percent high school living and a weakened democracy," Downtown Harrisonburg f dropout rates in many urban schools Akers told the College Board and a process that graduates National Forum in November. Retail Shops open 'til thousands of functional illiterates each year. Of particular importance to 9 p.m. Perhaps more than ever before, business are several trends that point corporate leaders, like IBM to the need for a better-educated Free Music at Chairman John F. Akers and Texaco population. They include: T.O. Armadillo*• Inc. Chairman James W. Kinnear, ' • A U.S. economy that continues are putting their weight behind to move away from its traditional after 10 p.m. programs to improve schools. The assembly line orientation to a reason, they say, is simple: The service-based economy where tasks future of their work force — and have become more computerized. ultimately their business — is at It's Acoustic Rock stake. • The "baby bust" generation has A 1989 report on education by the left U.S. businesses with a smaller and if sHOT!!! F Business Roundtable, a group of 200 pool of labor. Minorities, the fastest chief executives, estimated that 60 growing segment of the labor percent of all high school graduates population, lend to have the fewest '—K«. "l" have not been adequately prepared for educational opportunities. 16 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28,1991 It's a BIRD, it's a PLANE, it's a TITMOUSE? ^ Bird watching class offers stu The early morning mist wraps Massanctta Springs in a Class enrollment is limited to 12 students, the seating hazy stillness — until the serene countryside silence is capacity of the university van Ziegenfuss uses to take students broken by the distant call of a bird. out to woods, ponds and. pastures. Cm those field days, the 12 It's not a loud disruption, but the noise immediately catches students and Ziegenfuss meet at 7 a.m. behind Miller Hall to the ears and attention of students standing by the roadside. begin the .trip that takes them over back roads crisscrossing the "What's singing back there Eric?" asks Dr. Charles countryside. Ziegenfuss. Without hesitation, Eric Morefield identifies the Massanetta Springs and the titmouse is the first stop this bird as a titmouse. morning. But even as the one bird is calling, another sound In Birdwatching 101 — or Biology 305, to be exact — this diverts the students. scene is repeated many times for three hours every Tuesday and "There's a kingfisher out there," Ziegenfuss says, scanning Thursday morning. Learning to identify birds by sound, sight the lake shore with his binoculars. "Hear that rattle? That's and silhouette is all part of the ornithology class. part of his vocalization, or song signature. A lot of birds sing The class, which fulfills an elective in the biology but not all have signatures." department, is taught through both lecture and field excursions. Students take turns peering through the binoculars set on a Lectures give an overview of topics such as basic anatomy and tripod to watch the kingfisher enjoy his breakfast, a fish he physiology, migration, song and call, behavior and nesting caught by briefly submerging his head underwater. Perched on cycles. "I try to hit the highlights, to give students a good a wooden dock, the bird violently shakes his head up and down working background about birds," Ziegenfuss says. as the hapless fish flops around. Ziegenfuss is licensed to catch and band birds, so students In addition to observing the birds, the students pay close also have the chance to examine them up close. "As much as attention to Ziegenfuss' ongoing conversation. Anything you can lecture or spot birds through binoculars, I think Ziegenfuss comments on — in this case a story about an actually catching and seeing the birds gives students a hands-on education," he says. All birds are released. 0 o o BIRDS page 18 Q O Article by Laurel Wisslnger Photos by Chris Tyree THE BREEZE THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28,1991 • 17 *J HMgyaSMttttMlgMiGasKSj ...... ;::-.;...... udents unique opportunities Clockwise from bottom left: Dr. Ziegenfus*, Eric Moref ield, and Doug Kidd try to follow the flight path of a bird; Mary-Kathryn Knauf identifies a bird's species; Doug Kidd peers through binoculars; two ducks glide over Lake Shenandoah; Dr. Ziegenfuss helps Stephanie Shepherd recognize a bird call. ii I 18 • THE BREEZE THURSIW, FEBRUARY 28,1991 Birds CONTINUED from page 17 varieties. It's always a challenge to spot something osprey's dying when its lalons became embedded in different." fish that pulled it underwater — is fair game on a As the van bounces up and down the dirt roads, test. Ziegenfuss periodically pulls off to the shoulder when "It's how I keep them on their toes," says he notices a high congregation of birds. Ziegenfuss, a math and computer science professor Sometimes, the stop results in a new bird for who's been teaching ornithology for 14 years. "I don't students to add to their lists of have-seens. Other have any attendance policy, but they know if they stops are less productive. miss a class they're responsible for whatever I said "There are days when we don't see anything we that morning." haven't seen several limes before, and that gets But staying awake at a time when most of their frustrating at times," Pearson says. "It's hard to know peers are hitting the snooze button on their alarm when you're going to luck out and see something clocks doesn't pose a problem for the students in the new." class. But the times students get to see a unique or rare species are well worth the lime spent. "Sure, it's early, but it's also interesting so you Ziegenfuss conducts extensive research for several really want to get up and go," says junior scientific organizations. He recently took students on Mary-Kathryn Knauf, a biology major concentrating a trip to Nags Head, N.C., with him to further expose in animal behavior. "Some of my friends joke around them to different birds and habitats. when they find out I'm taking this class and say, Knauf was one of the five students who participated "What have you seen, maybe two birds?' in the optional class field trip several weeks ago. One "They're amazed when I tell them I can identify 30 of her most powerful memories is seeing an or 40 species, some only by briefly hearing them." immature bald eagle. "I've never seen anything like In addition to impressing friends, many of the that up here in the mountains," she says. "It was a students claim the class has given them a greater wonderful experience." sensitivity for their surroundings. "You notice all Junior John Fondacaro says the "coolest bird" he's kinds of things you wouldn't normally pay any seen so far is a red-tailed hawk. "They're birds of attention to," says junior Joanne Pearson. "Like when prey," he says. "They eat rabbits and other small I'm walking to class, I'm constantly listening for animals, instead of bird seed." birds I can identify." Fondacaro, who plans to be a veterinarian, says the Pearson compares the class to a game, saying it's a experience banding birds will help him with his Challenge to find unique species of birds. "At first all future profession. "You get used to handling you see are ducks and you think everything looks animals," he says. "It's not the same as working with exactly the same," she says. "But then you become a dog or cat — this is good preparation for anything I CWWTYRBR/IHE BREEZE more attuned to the subtle differences in species and might have to deal with." Tom Ruszkowski watches a kingfisher eating. "THANKS'' From the Men's Basketball team to JMU Students and Faculty/Staff for your Enthusiasm and Support this season. You were Great. A Class Act! Now We need your help at the CAA Tournament to "make the Richmond Coliseum seem like the Convo!" With Your Support, We can go to the NCAA's!! JMU vs. Navy -12:00 p.m., Sat., March 2 Semifinals At 3:00 p.m., Sun., March 3 Championship at 7:30 p.m., Mon., March 4 Ticket Prices Students - $5.00 at the Door Adults - $10.00 or $12.00 See You at the Richmond Coliseum! March 2,3, 4 From Coach Lefty Driesell & The JMU Team THE BREEZE THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28,1991 • 19 f * 'Colour'Jam Award-winning bands 'rock the house' at GWU JayCfcyte Dance Squad wore the audience out I extra by extending the openings to a Calhoun to be a more than capable staffwriter saw Living Colour in a small, couple of songs and changing some drummer. crowded, hard-core venue two years arrangements. While this didn't always Then the audience got a bonus treat. Living Colour and Urban Dance ago, and I may have expected too much work, it is a good idea for "Open Since it was their last gig together, the Squad rocked the house Sunday night from the much larger Smith Center. Letter." This song showed the full members of Urban Dance Squad joined at the Smith Center at George Either way, the crowd energy died range of Glover's very soulful voice Living Colour on stage for one final Washington University in down throughout the show, and it and allowed Reid to show the best of jam, a festive ending to an excellent Washington, D.C. seemed to wear off on singer Glover, both worlds in his playing — ability show. Supporting its second Epic release, who at times seemed uninspired or and feel. Openers Urban Dance Squad proved "Time's Up," Living Colour is touring annoyed. Whatever lack of energy existed for to be better than anyone could have mid-size venues around die country to But Reid was a constant spark, the middle part of the set was totally ever imagined, probably earning the spread the band's special version of SHITH CENTER ftSHILCQ22imE distinction of the first rap band to ever hard rock. This stellar show, with I inspire moshing. Rapper Rude Boy special guests Urban Dance Squad, GUU PROGRAM BOARD GENRDM Remington proved to be the most rolled into D.C. and proceeded to show PRESENTS charismatic performer of the evening, that the two bands actually deserved the stealing the show during the final jam. Grammy awards they received. LIMING COLOUR While Glover concentrated on singing. Remington went out of his way to Opening with "Type," the first HSTRTU single off Living Colour's latest endear himself to the crowd and was album, the band wasted no time TftUftSH163 01Q0RBT55S 3/91 quite successful. And despite the getting the festivities started. The unique nature of UDS as a rap band, opening number set the tone for the SUN FEB 2H. 1991 8:QQFH $20.00 Rude Boy proved himself to be the entire show, with frenetic guitar work proving dial he is indeed one ot the erased toward the end. When the band hardest rapper this side of Ice-T. from Vernon Reid and inspired vocals best new guitarists in rock today. began to dig into the excellent "Vivid" UDS also gave (he audience the treat by Corey Glover. This song, like Reid's flaming leads and crunching riffs album with the songs "I Want To of hearing several songs off of the band's next album in addition to much of the new album, draws more drove the band through songs such as Know" and "Desperate People," the current hits "Brainstorm on the UDS," from speed metal than the band's debut "History Lesson," "Middle Man" and crowd and the band became energized. "Prayer For My Demo," "No Kid" and release, "Vivid." As a result, the crowd "Information Overload." Reid also Even bassist Muzz Skillings, whose "Deeper Shade of Soul." was immediately set into motion, proved he has more than just speed on playing was impeccable but energy jumping and moving as much as the songs such as "Love Rears Its Ugly was lacking, became invigorated. Guitarist DNA proved to be much packed conditions would allow. Head" and "Open Letter (To a The band closed with the heaviest better live than on tape and bassist Spending little time on audience Landlord)," one of the highlights of the number in its repertoire, "Time's Up," Silly Sil provided a solid base for the banter, Living Colour blazed through show. and returned to do an inspired tunes. The highlight of the show was three numbers before the crowd even performance of the 1988 hit "Cult of the fast and frenetic closing number knew what hit them. "Open Letter" was one of the songs Personality." During this number "Fastlane," a song that typified the But the crowd never really got into that made the range of Glover's voice Glover became so energetic he dove entire set's wall of sound. Urban Dance the show as much as I would have evident. During the live show. Living into the crowd — delighting all. The Squad — a fresh, new sound to watch expected. Perhaps it was because Urban Colour decided to give the fans a little preceding drum solo showed Will out for in the years to come. Movicwateh Graduate returns to direct play Trurv Herbert Theatre, known throughout Pennsylvania for its high THURSDAY theatre reporter caliber. JMU graduate Scott McClelland's reality is only a "Rockabye," the first of Beckett's plays McClelland "dream of most actors and directors," he said. is staging at JMU, is a "stylized piece, hypnotic and Grafton-Stovall Theatre McClelland is returning to JMU as a successful weird." Peg Sinclair, a member of McClelland's • Herbie the Love Bug (G) — 7, 9:30 owner and operator of his own theatre in Erie, Pa. He company, portrays a dying woman. will produce two one-act Samuel Beckett plays in The play takes place in the elderly woman's mind. Valley Mall Loews Theatres Theatre II after Spring Break. She does not speak, but a tape of her voice is played • Home Alone (PG) —1:40, 3:40. 5:40, 7:40, 9:40 • Silence of the Lamb (R) — 2, 4:30, 7. 9:30 Before he graduated in 1984, McClelland both as she reacts to her situation. • Dance* with Wolves (PG-13) — 1:30, 5, 8:30 directed and acted in theatre productions as well as Dr. Thomas King, professor of theatre and • Sleeping with the Enemy (R) — 1:30, 3:30, 5:30 majored in communication arts. He was the co-creator McClelland's mentor, will be acting in "Ohio 7:30, 9:30 of "Morbid Comics," a controversial comic strip Impromptu," concerning "recurring images" and lost Loews Theatres featured in 1982-83 issues of The Breeze. love. Dr. Thomas Arthur, head of the Department of Following graduation, McClelland acted in Chicago • King Ralph (PG) — 7:15, 9:30 Theatre and Dance, will also play a role in "Ohio." • Awakenings (PG-13) — 9:30 in a Steppcnwolf production and later appeared in the King and McClelland currently are working to bring • The Never Ending Story Part II (PG) — 7:30 television show, "Crime Story." McClelland toured Michael McClure's "The Beard" to JMU. McClelland • White Fang (PG) — 7, 9:10 in the Broadway production of "Biloxi Blues" and i. then decided to create his own theatre, Roadhouse MCCLELLAND page 26 '/' 20 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28,1991 # ^ ©. •/,->' JZ2«hL a ~Y ■"" / T) "*» - * y / / rrO••- ?> •r' r '^U K' Rub-a-dub-dub, Relax in your own tub! FREE CABLE! —With 4 signed leases per unit by March 1,1991 - (5 hook-ups, includes each bedroom and the living room) Includes HBO, Home Team Sports, MTV, VH1, CNN, C-SPAN, ESPN, Major Networks, etc. In addition to the full-size The Commons bathtubs, The Commons Phase *r 11 Apartment Phase II I & II (48 new units) offers two PURCEll complete baths with full-length PARK JAMES are now MADISON mirrors, studio lighting, and large UNIVERSITY renting...FAS77 vanity in each unit! 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King Ralph does all these Material Issue man can be found to occupy the vacant throne. wonderful things, accentuating the difference "The Only Time" That would be John Goodman as Ralph Jones — between the refined and silly English and decent, known affectionately to honest Americans. Nine Inch Nails his subjects as King Ralph. Goodman has made a tlmvtnat'''futures presents "Subversive" Ralph is a Las Vegas living playing the average The Poets lounge lizard when we King Ralph unsophisticated guy. His first meet him. He hasn't characters are all naive, "Love Rears Its Ugly Head" had a day job in four *^^^^ "Poor" honest and sensitive but living Colour years. ultimately triumphant Wrapped in a blue silk Director: David Ward against the odds. "Cubik" Ca»u John Goodman, Camille Codurri, dinner jacket, he croons Sadly for Goodman, this 808 State between strip-acts. How Peter O' Toolc, John Hurt movie is not even funny very ... American. Review by Morgan Ashton when placed in its own "I Touch Myself' Ralph must learn the broad category of humor. TheDiVlnyis complex lifestyle of a modern king. He must learn There is a love interest, of course. Ralph falls for how to drink tea, how to treat servants like dirt and an ex-stripper (Camille Codurri), to the chagrin of his "Right Here Right Now" how to have fun — tastefully. royal secretary (OToole) and the delight of a sinister Jesus Jones Got that. Now let's pretend that writer/director noble (Hurt), who wants the crown for himself. David Ward and Universal Pictures actually got John Being the lone sensible one in a crowd of "Tragedy For You" Hurt and Peter OToole to lend their support, as well tea-sipping fancy-pants, only Ralph can see her real Front 242 as much needed upper-class British lilts to this empty worth. six-pack of a movie. The movie could have been recast and rctitled with "Cardinal Drive" . To add to our befuddled and now brain-dead fun, only a few plot changes and Roseanne Barr as the RunwestyRun let's pretend that in the country that gave us Sid lead. "Roseanne goes to Piccadilly," anyone? Vicious, soccer riots and the Harrier jump-jet — most "I got to get out of here," says an exasperated "Reach The Rock" people wear bowler hats, sniff at American Ralph after another kingly screw-up. Midway Havana 3AM "colonials" and are, let's face it, real wusses. through the movie, I felt the same way. COURTESY WXJM STOP BY AND SEE WHAT OUR COPY CENTER HAS TO OFFER! FEATURING: Low Prices!! On campus convenience! Reductions! Fast service! Enlargements! Transparencies! Flyers! Newsletters! Resumes! Duplicate/ Binding capabilities! —ropnearsr Posters! Fluorescent Paper! Convenient hours! We accept Accounts. 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JMU held the Spiders to Tuesday night at the Robins Center just 30 percent from the floor but in Richmond, the old proverb rang were unable to shoot the ball true. themselves. The Dukes managed JMU lost for the first time since only 39 percent from the field and Dec. 1, sending its record to 23-3 were unable to sink one three-point and 10-1 in the CAA. The Spiders shot, characteristically a staple of improved to 22-3 and 11-1 in JMU play. conference play. The Spiders' top shooter Ginny JMU head coach Shelia Moorman Norton was stymied by the Dukes felt that the loss could be viewed in tough first-half defense, managing to a positive light, as a team make only two of 11 shots from the motivation for the upcoming CAA field. Norton's backcourt mate, Amy tournament Mallon picked up the slack however, "Sometimes during the season you scoring 10 points and grabbing nine need a wake-up call," she said, "and rebounds in the half. JMU's Vicki for us maybe this is just what the Harris led the Dukes offensively the doctor prescribed, because we really first half with 8, allowing JMU to have not played consistently for a head into the locker room with a OWSTYREE/THE BREEZE couple of weeks now." STREAK-ENDER page 24 Kerri Gilmore drives to the hoop against the Patriots earlier in the year. Men's team: three wins to the NCAAs Greg Aba ^_ assistant sports editor It's tournament time. And three games in three days are what stand in between the JMU men's basketball team and a trip to the 64-team NCAA tournament. The Dukes, who have not made a trip to the big show since 1983, will need to win the Colonial Athletic Association tournament this weekend in Richmond for an invite. Their regular season record (19-8, 12-2) is unlikely to impress many NCAA voters. "This is what we've been preparing for all season," JMU head coach Lefty Driesell said Tuesday. "This is a big tournament for us, if we win this well get to the NCAA — that's what everybody wants, we've got seven ' ELLEN STERN/THE BREEZE MOMENTUM page 24 24 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28,1991 Momentum — CONTINUED from page 23 Annapolis earlier this season. In that seniors and they realize they need to game, JMU had to come back from an win this to go." eight-point second half deficit to escape The Dukes got a big boost of with an 81-80 win. momentum Saturday when the team "We're not looking past Navy," pulled out a dramatic, 75-74 Driesell said. "That's the first game and buzzer-beating win at George Mason to that's the one you worry about" clinch their second straight regular Fifth-year Navy head coach Pete season title. Herrmann said the key for his team to "We've pulled out a lot of close upset JMU will be to contain their games this year," Driesell said. "I deep front line of Chancellor Nichols, think it's good that we've won the Billy Coles, Jeff Chambers, Barry close games because most of the Brown, Jon Fedor and Troy Bostic. tournament games are close. I think "Steve [Hood] is going to get his we've gotten a lot of great experience points," Herrmann said. "Their inside that way." depth is a major concern for us Close games, however, have been especially Chancellor Nichols, but the focus of criticism toward Dricscll's they can go to so many other people." squad. Picked unanimously to win the Although the Richmond Coliseum conference, many expected the Dukes holds an obvious geographical edge for to simply breeze through CAA play. the second-seeded Spiders, William & Earlier this season, JMU point guard Mary head coach Chuck Swenson Fess Irvin voiced his displeasure at views the Dukes as the favorite. such thinking. "I think that there's a lot of parity in "I think for people to think we our league, and I wouldn't be surprised should win by IS or 20 points is to see upsets, but I still like JMU as wrong, because any team that gets five the favorite," he said. "Let's face it, players fired up and motivated to come they've only lost two games all year out and play you hard, they're going to and for the most part they did dominate make it a game," he said. the conference." Navy head coach Pete Herrmann, JMU does has experience on the whose team the Dukes face noon on Coliseum's floor. The Dukes won the Saturday in the tournament's first Richmond Times-Dispatch Invitational round, agreed with Irvin. therein December with double-figure "That's the way it was when we had wins over VCU and Virginia Tech. David Robinson," Herrmann said. "We "We're used to playing on that floor played a lot of close games because and we had two really good games when you're the biggest game on there, so if we get enough JMU people someone's schedule they're always up coming, then we could out-yell to play you." Richmond," Driesell said. "They've Although the Dukes romped 106-86 only got 2,000 students, we've got over Navy Feb. 19 at the Convocation 10,000 so we ought to have a lot more CMOS TYUBE/THE BREEZE Center, the going was much tougher in students than they do." JMU's Steve Hood finishes off on a fast break against Navy earlier In the season while teammate Chancellor Nichols looks on. Streak-ender_ CONTINUED from page 23 it seemed like they seemed fresher than sank both her free throws and the and we still have a lot of unfinished slim 24-22 lead at the break. we did at that point." Spiders won 52-47. business ahead of us." - Norton and the Spiders came out UR head coach Stephanie Gaitley "As a coach I obviously wanted to hit fired up in the second half. The senior said getting the offensive boards was a the three and go into overtime," forward was on fire, scoring 10 points big part of the Spider strategy. Moorman said. "But I think Kerri made Richmond (52) in the first 10:00, while the Dukes "We told our kids that a lot of our a good choice, the only thing she didn't D. Barnes. 3-11 0-0 6, J. Jones 0-5 1-2 struggled to find their shot. JMU was game was going to be dictated by who do was finish the shot." 1, Norton 8-23 2-3 18, Poulsen 0-0 0-0 unable to score from the floor for six was aggressive on the boards," Gaitley Gilmore said, "We had a problem on 0. Sherbenske 0-0 2-2 2. Doyle 0-1 0-0 minutes but managed to convert most .said. the outlet, and when I turned around I 0, Mallon 10-18 2-2 22, Bartuska 1-4 1-5 3. Totals 22-62 8-14—52. of their shots from the line, enough for The Dukes never let Richmond get didn't see anybody open. I was the one a one-point lead going into the final away, however, and had a last-second to go in and take the layup, and it just James Madison (47) 10:00. shot at winning the ball game. With didn't fall." McCracken 3-5 0-0 6. Hardison 2-3 0-0 The Spiders continued to outrebound 16 seconds left to go in the game, the The Dukes play their final game at 4, Gilmore 2-7 0-0 4. Harris 6-14 3-4 IS. the Dukes, and in the end Moorman Dukes were down by two, 49-47, and home Friday when they face conference E. Jones 3-6 0-1 6, Schuler 1-11 2-2 4, felt this strength was what won the Norton, a 75 percent free-throw foe William* Mary. If the JMU wins Cruthird 1-4 3-4 5. Michealsen 1-6 0-0 3. Totals 19-56 8-11—47. game. shooter, was at the line. She missed Friday, the seeding for the CAA "I told the kids after the game if I had the second half of a one and one tournament will be determined by a Halftime— JMU 24. Richmond 22. to point out one thing that won the opportunity, and the Dukes had the coin toss. The team who wins the coin Three-pointers—JMU 1-7 (Schuler 0-4, game for (Richmond), it was their ball and a chance to tie it up. toss will get an automatic bye and will Michealsen 1-3); Richmond 0-2 (Jones offensive rebounding down the Point guard Kerri Gilmore was not have to play until the second day 0-2). Rebounds—Richmond 47 (Mallon stretch," she said. unable to get the three-point shot off, of the tournament 15); JMU 37 (Cruthird 8). Assists— "I felt like we did a decent job on the and drove under the basket for the "Win, lose, or draw this was a great Richmond 14 (Mallon 4); JMU 13 boards until the tail end of the game," layup but was unable to score. game for us," Moorman said. "We're (Gilmore, Schuler 3). Fouled out—None. Moorman said. "The last few minutes Gilmore fouled UR's Julie Scherbenske not ashamed to lose to a good program Total fouls— JMU IS. Richmond 10. however they really did go after it and with seven seconds left. Scherbenske like Richmond on their home court, A—1.293. t»- ■ THE BREEZE THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28,1991 • 25 Savo $25 ISiH'ks on Any Kike! , I IIM.IIA; HVSERVE. \OI i - A -. . Big Time repeats as THIS NOTE 18 OBVIOUSLY NOT LEGAL TENDER Intramural Champs B-Fine picks up women's title '$25 off any regular Eddie Gray Harrison burg, VA Robinson helped quell the rally by priced bike in stock! 433-0323 stqffwriter (expires 3/2/91) going coast-to-coast for a dunk in the It was another Big Time win in the second half. BRING THIS SN295744S men's division of intramural basketball COUPON Several members of Big Time played c last weekend. together on last year's team, but the 1 JSFi A^ST 25 *v.. For the second straight year, the emergence of five new players caused HUMY-IIVI ICIItl KICKS m team named Big Time won the the team to re-evaluate its strategy. championship, defeating Eight Ball "We have a lot of new members," 72-66 on Feb. 24. Harrod said, "so it took us four or five Entering Sunday's contest with a games to come together as a unit perfect 7-0 mark. Big Time was paced "Once we started playing together we by team captain Tracy Harrod, Dwight started playing well," he said. fin you TIRED of being Robinson and Chris Parrott Parrou led Harris agreed, "With five new all scorers with 21 points, a total that players, it was a matter of getting to another © in the ©/^\© included four three-pointers. know each other to bring it together." to your Landlord???^ "I'd say we played really well," For Big Time, the championship Harrod said. "Chris shot well and capped off an excellent season. Come to ... Dwight was able to penetrate and make "We've played well all season," some shots in the paint." Harrod said. "Since we had no big Big Time started off the scoring with man, the guards were important. They a basket by Harrod and never looked came through in the end." back, though at times Eight Ball made it close with inspired play by Dave In the women's final, B-Fine defeated McCloud and McCarthy Gause, who Fred 40-25 for the championship. anor combined for 26 points. Susan Ferrcl led B-Finc with 12 points "Eight Ball was the toughest team to and Sylvette Brown netted 10. The beat," senior team member Jermel game was close until Jodi Yingling, T0WNH0USES Harris said. Harris also was a member who led Fred with 12 points, was of last year's championship squad. injured with 6:00 left. Vvith only £\J owner-managed "We needed to pick up our defense "We didn't play as well as we usually units, you'll get the for this game. That was the key to do," team captain Brown said. "We like PERSONAL PROPERTY stopping them," he said. to run, but we were kind of lazy." MANAGEMENT SERVICES Big Time seemed to be in control at B-Fine finished the season 6-0, you deserve... and you'll still get all the half, leading 28-IS, but Eight Ball winning one game by forfeit the benefits of a large complex bounced back with the help of two "It was a good game. We rebounded including: three-pointers bv John Perez and a very well and were getting some flurry of points by McCloud. scoring inside," Brown said. •Pool •Wd^itRoom •Tennis Court •RirtyRoom ~andMore!! Tourney time in the Convo Model Open (Unit 1211) Tues. - Saturday 3*6 JMU looking forward or by appointment to home court edge 5 • 4 Bedroom LvnneOuHand tournament. Rt.33 • Furnished staffwnter "I thought this (Tuesday's game) □ □ • 21/2 Baths Because Richmond has already was a positive night for women's Highs Oo* • 91/2 & 12 mo. leases finished its conference season with basketball and for the CAA," an 11-1 record and the teams have Moorman said. "This type of • Pets Accepted split the season series, the No. 1 competition and atmosphere is Madism Manor • City Bus Service seed would be determined by a flip of something we'd like to see night in Townhouscs • $175-$200/mo (private rooms) a coin. That first seed in the CAA While many JMU students are • Water, Sewer, Trash included women's tournament is very sunning and funning next week, Old Furnace Rd. • Roommate Locating Service significant because since the league Harrisonburg will be the spring has only seven members, that team break destination of Colonial receives a first round bye. Athletic Association women's Despite Tuesday's loss at basketball players. call 433*7062 or come by NOW Richmond, JMU head coach Shelia For the second time since 1984, Moorman does not feel the loss will HOME-COURT page 31 MN Partnership 1211 Old Furnace Rd. hurt their chances of winning the 26 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28,1991 HOWARD JOHNSON $ 33.95 1 "The Luray Legend, Here in Harrisonburg" Thurs., Fri., Sat. All You Can Eat Seafood 434-6771 Q Open 7 Days a Week for Lunch and Dinner 605 Port Reoublic Rd. IP Jlltf Save Exotic Drinks! • Call 564-1493 • Major Credit Cards Accepted HamsonDurg, VA Mon-Thurs 11am-2pm & 4pm-9:30pm • Fri 11am-2pm & 4pm-10:30pmr expires March 31, 1991 Sat 12noon-10:30pm»Sun 12noon-9:30pm McClelland CONTINUED from page 19 said it is "probably the most controversial play in exsistsnee." When produced in San Francisco, "The Beard" prompted the arrest of the people involved with the show. A PROFILE ASSOCIATES PRODUCTION Scott McClelland believes JMU provided him with a "great advantage" in his field in that theatre students here have the rare opportunity in Theatre II to go through the entire process of producing a play and watching their work bloom. Scott McClelland's staging of WIN6TON6 "Rockabye" and "Ohio Impromptu" 3259 M ST. N.W., GEORGETOWN, D.C. 20007 will be performed in Theatre II at 7 •** 202-333-3150*** p.m. on March 11 and 12. The cost is $2 and proceeds go to the Stratford Players. we're throwing a party James Madison University 8REAK Drive SPR/M PART? and you're invited! is < welcomed h Winstons is Monday Night available for private March 4th parties 8 pm 'til ? +*+ safe 202-333-3150 pri WIN6TON& Brea\l 3295 M ST. N.W., GEORGETOWN, P.O. 20007 ^^ THE BREEZE THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28,1991 • 27 UYONE 6-OZ. PKG. MR. TURKEY OVEN ROASTED TURKEY BREAST OR Smoked Turkey Breast GET ONE FREE! BUY ONE 8-02. BAG Kroger Tortilla Chips »SHA HUNT/THE BREEZE JMU starter Larry Mitchell gave up four hits and five runs — two of which GET ONE were earned in an 8-3 loss to GW. Mitchell also committed two errors. FREE! Strong pitching helps NONRETURNABLE BOTTLE. CAFFEINE FREE DIET PEPSI, CAFFEINE FREE PEPSI, GW edge Dukes 8-3 Diet Pepsi or Pepsi Cola George Washington University on the mound. He stuck out five, 2-Liter stymied the JMU men's baseball team walked one and allowed five hits and 8-3 on the strength of pitcher Bill three runs, all of which were earned. Anderson's performance. . JMU's lone offensive brightspot was Anderson (2-1) struck out 10 and Kevin Sisk who went four for four, walked none, limiting the Dukes to with three doubles and one run batted just three hits in the first six innings. in. Brian Morabito also collected an 99* The right-hander went the distance, RBI. CHILLED giving up all three earned runs. In his The Dukes' Gary Campell knocked $ last start against N.C. State, Anderson the last run across the plate with a Kroger 19 lost 2-1. pinch-hit double in the eigth inning. Orange Juice <^ In four innings, the Colonials The Dukes travel to Liberty oz i touched JMU starter Larry Mitchell Thursday for a 3 p.m. game against the (0-2) for four hits and five runs — Flames. only two of which were earned. JMU JMU then will hit the road Friday for Star-Kist committed three errors in the first five 10 days on a swing to South and North Chunk Light Tuna 6.125-oz innings, allowing GW to jump out to Carolina during Spring Break. The 65 a 7-0 lead. Dukes will play two games at Mitchell did not improve his Winthrop, one at North Carolina, two situation, committing two throwing at Campbell, three at UNC-Charlotte Kroger errors himself. He was chased in the and one at Davidson. Sandwich Bread 24-oz. fourth after loading the bases on a JMU will return home on March 12 59 single and two walks. He finished the to play Towson State at 3 p.m. WASHINGTON EXTRA FANCY day with two strikeouts and three walks. Mitchell, however, was charged Lincscorc R H E Granny Smith with only two earned runs. Chris Slonaker pitched five innings GW 010 240 100—8 9 2 Apples ib. 69 of relief, the longest stint of his career JMU 000 000 120—3 9 3 28 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28,1991 Get the best PIZZA in town ...delivered... at the best Price!!! 433-3776 **•* Sony, no checks : * » :-' I ] i ~ i FOURSUR FOURSUR FOURSUR PIZZA 433-3776 PIZZA 433-3776 PIZZA 433-3776 * * • * * * * * any small any medium any large _ one item %eitem oo on* item 99 pizza 99 pizza « pizza $4 +tax $5 +tax $6 +tax Poitt /bract: ■.r~\'. 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Matt THE BREEZE THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28,1991 • 31 i i Home-court_ going to be a positive motivator at CONTINUED from page 25 the two top teams in the league, scoring with 13.3 points per game, this point," Harris said. "And when Moorman feels the gap in the level and Schuler is close behind with the CAA women's tournament will you play on your home court you of competition in the conference is 13.2 points per game. Last year's be held at the Convocation Center have that much confidence." closing. CAA Rookie of the Year, Brandy March 7-9. The last time JMU was The Dukes will most likely be "I think everybody's getting Cruthird, will help the Dukes on the the host, the Dukes earned an NCAA challenged for the championship by better," Moorman said. "It's been a boards, averaging 6.9 per game and berth, beating American 74-62 in the both Richmond and George Mason. slow climb for some of the other chips in an average of nine points finals. GMU is in third place in the league conference members and I feel very per game. The Dukes, 23-3, 10-1 in the with a 7-5 conference record. Both positive at this point. We're getting Harris also feels the loss at CAA, will need a win in their times Madison has faced the Patriots better and better all the way down Richmond can be turned into a season finale against William & this season, they have had to the league as time goes by." positive force for the Dukes, an Mary Friday night at the Convo and struggle for the win. The Dukes The Dukes will be led by senior added incentive beyond playing on a bit of luck to capture the escaped with a six-point win at forwards Vicki Harris and Paula their home court. tournament's top seed. home and pulled away in the final Schuler. Harris leads JMU in "I think (the Richmond loss) is While the Dukes and the Spiders are minutes at GMU, 54-45. SGA CONTlNUED/rom page 4 was an inaccurate measure of the entire student-body's opinion. The survey asked 135 students which 'Dear JOdZl Students: existing recreation facilities were most important to them and what they thought were the greatest problems Are you looking for "*&&' place to live? hunters 'Ridge Communities is the with the facilities. Fifty percent of the choice of most students for their off-campus housing needs Because Planters students surveyed said they supported Ridge offers morel building a new recreation center. Johnson claimed only users of the • Choice of two, four or five bedroom apartments and the ultimate in existing facilities were surveyed. student housing ■ Olunters Ridge Townhouses. Since the survey was not random, it did not accurately reflect student • Refrigerator with ice maker, dishwasher, washer and dryer, ceiling opinion, Johnson said. And since the survey was done in 1988, it does not fans, mini-blinds in each apartment. represent the opinion of students who are at JMU now and what they would • Sand volleyball and basketball courts. support in JMU's current situation, Johnson also claimed. • One of the closest location to the JtMlI campus. The survey only asked what students felt about existing facilities and if they • Monthly cleaning service included in your rent. would make use of a recreational complex located across the highway. It • Security service. should have asked students if they would support building a $17 million • Ample parking. recreation center that would be paid for with student fees, Johnson said. • On-site management and maintenance services to handle your every Also at the meeting, SGA need. Legislative Vice President Pat Southall said there are three commuter senator • ft limited number of new townhouse units available. positions open. Anyone interested in Olunters 'Ridge offers everything for less! Our rents are less than a lot of other these positions should contact apartments that do not offer as much. Southall. There will be an open forum to If you are interested in living in the best, please give us a call at 454-5150 or discuss SGA election rules on the stop by to see otour models. We are located nejet to tfoward Johnsons on Tort Mezzanine of the Warren Campus RepublicMi Rpad. Center Thursday from 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. All people who are interested in flurry, Olunters Ridge is leasing fast! the SGA election should attend. Administrative Vice President Sincerp, Heather Wiley announced some of the results of a recent survey on problems with the JMU Post Office. The overall perception of service was fair, Wiley said. Students said the worst problem !Hunters Ridge Management Association was slow service — it can take two to three days for campus mail to reach their boxes. 32 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28,1991 ENJOY A 30 CocaCoia die! Coke and the Oynarmc RiDDon device Delivery areas limited to ensure sate driving. are registered trademarks ot The Coca-Cola Company ©1991 Domino's Pizza. Inc. S ITS TIME FOR DOMINO'S PIZZA: ...AND WIN A TRIP TO THE ACC TOURNAMENT! Domino s Pizza has teamed up with divi Cok *to offer a 30c six pack of did Coke* in 12 o: cans when you order any large pizza with your favorite toppings at the regular price' Call now , this offer ends Marc!. 10' ♦ No Coupon needed for 30C Diet Coke offer ♦ See specially marked Domino's Pizza boxes for ACC entry forms ♦ Not good with any other offer NOW OPEN 22 Terri Drive 31 Miller Circle 433-3111 433-2300 Expires 3/21/91 FOR LUNCH Expires 3/21/91 —1 "1 Hunger Fighter! Late Night Special* W^ $2.00 Off. 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