Phillps Phonograph : Vol. 2, No. 1 September 13,1879
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Many excellent samples of oldest engineers of the New York, The world’s treatment of man and shrug their shoulder* awkwardly, each are otherwise obtained, but the Lake Erie and Western railway, ask beast has the tendency to enlarge and unable to throw forth with ease the best for any profession or any trade ed a Sun reporter as they were stand intensify had qualities, if they pre thoughts that they would express, yet come out of the places where the par ing togather on the foot board of lo P E R Y E A R . dominate. This good-natured phren commend them to use for friends. ticular trade or profession is carried comotive No. 309, rushing over the ologist could not refrain from slapping There are fine touches i;i their charac on.— N. Y. Com. Advertiser. meadows toward Rutherford Park. One Month, on trial, for 10 cts. in the face the horse whose character ters which time will mellow and bring “ I should think we were going had been so cruelly delineated, while out; perceptions, delicate as the faint A Royal Funeral. nearly a mile a minute.” 0. M. MOORE, EDITOR AKD PROPRIETOR. he had nothing but the gentlest caress est tint is to the unfolding rose ; and “ A mile a minute?” said Fraser. es for a tall, docile, sleek-limbed sor their thoughts are uoue ihe less refin The “ Kedive” is the vice-regal rul “ I doubt if you ever road a mile a REGULAR ADVERTISING RATES: rel, that pricked her ears forward and ed and beautiful that they do not flow er of Egypt-— second in rank only to minute. Few locomotives have driv 1 Col. IS in. i lwk. | 3wk» 3 in os 6 nios 1 year looked intelligent enough to under with the impetuosity of the streamlet. the Turkish Sultan, hut to all intents ing wheels over five feet, and I have One inch, $1.00 $1.50 $3.00 $5.00 $8.00 2 indies, 2.00 3.00 5.00 8.00 15.00 stand all that was being said. “ That’s We are astonished that such men are and purposes an independent monarch. my doubts if a five-foot wheeler can 3 Indies, 3.00 5.00 8.00 15.00 20.00 It was the Kedive, it will be receollect- be pushed a mile a minute. People Quar.Col.. 4.00 6.50 12.(K) 17.00 30.00 an awful good mare,” he added.— not appreciated— that ladies with real Half Col., 8.00 12.00 22.00 35.00 55.00 “ She’s as true as the sun. You cau ly good hearts and cultivated intellect ed, who a few years ago, upon the oc have a very erroneous idea of the One Col,, 16.00 20.00 35.00 60.00 100.00 see the breadth and fullness between will reward the gallant Sir Mustachio casion of the marriage of the daughter speed of railroad traius. We are not —Payments, Quarterly, in advance. the ears and eyes. You couldn’t hire Brainless with smiles an 1 attention be of our General Sherman, presented goiug now more than thirty-five miles that young lady with a vVeddiug-gift SUBSCRIPTION RATES: that inare to act mean or hurt any cause he cau fold a shawl gracefully, an hour, and very fast. Few trains 18 Months, Li advance, - $1.50 body. The eye should be full, and and handy compliments with Parisian of jewelry of enormous value— a hun make this speed. The passengers in One year, ‘ 1.00 dred thousand dollars, estimated.— Six Months, “ - .50 hazel is a good color. I like a small, elegance, while they would not conde cars would think we were going a Three Months, .25 thin ear, and want a horse to throw scend to look upou a worthier man, Now he has just buried his own mile a minute, if I was to pull out Single Copies, - .03 his ears well forward. Look out for who feels for them a reverence so “ favorite daughter,” at the age of the throttle so as to send her forty the brute who wauts to listen to all great that his every glance is worship. fifteen years. It was indeed a right miles a hour. The express trains Poch'JT, the conversation going ou behind him. The man who is bashful in the pres “ royal funeral!” make no such time as the local trains. The horse that turns back his ears un ence of ladies is their defender when This beautiful young girl, the Priu- Where we lose is with so many stops. til they almost meet at the points, the loose tongue of the slanderer would cess Hauem Reinub, died in the city of No man can staud on a platform car WHERE OUR TREASURE IS THERE WILL take my word for it is sure to do some defame them ; it is not he who boasts Alexandria, Egypt. The body was and face the wind goiug a mile a min OUR HEARTS BE ALSO. thing wrong. See that straight, ele of conquests, or dare to talk of failings removed thence to Cario, and the ute aud live, the breath would actual BT W. H. T. gant face. A horse with a dishing that exist in the imaginations alone ; ceremonies of the interment were of a ly be blown out of his body. You I wander down by the river’s side face is eowardly, and a cowardly his cheek will flush with resentment, grand description. The burial took couldn’t couut the telegraph poles go Its scenery to survey. brute is nsually vicious. Then I like his eyes flash with auger to hear the place in the Rilah Mosque. iug a mile a minute. Talk to old en And there awhile in solitude a square muzzle, with large nostrils, name of women coupled witli a The funeral cortege comprised a gineers of that rate being made wioh I watched the silvery spray. 10 let in plenty' of air to the lungs. coarse oath ; yet he who would long train ot twenty-five bullocks, a passenger train, aud he would laugl . I listen to the warbler’s notes thirty camels,and twenty large wagons Which through iny bower did roam. For the under side of the head a good die to defend them is least hon I made a mile a impute once, how Like happy spirits borne from hence horse should he well cut under the ored by the major? iy of the — and the animals and wagons were ever. 1 was an engineer then in To a celestial home. jowl, with jaw-bones broad and wide female sex. Who ever heard of a loaded with stores of bread, cooked charge of a fine six-foot wheel loco I thought of the joy of those little birds part under the throttle. So much bashful libertine? The anomaly was meats, dates, vegetables, etc., as well motive. There were a lot of rail In pleasure God has given, for the head,he continued. “ The next never seen. Ease anil elegance are his as casks of water and syrup. All road moguls on board, and the object And my hope aspired to a loftier theme— along the line or march, these goods To a peaceful home In heaven. thing to consider is the build of the requisits ; upon his lips sits flattery, was to make the best time we could. For these are the words of holy writ, animal. Never buy a loug-legged, ready to pay court to blue eyes and were distributed among the multitude They were to ring the gong when the Those heavenly words so true— stilty horse. Let him have a short black ; he is never nonplussed— he of poor people upon the route. speed was a mile a minute. I thought That where the heart’s best treasure is straight hack, and a straight rump, never blushes. For a g auce he is iu Four hundred thousand silver coins vve were making it for some time be The heart will be there too. and you’ve got a gentleman’s horse. rapture, for a simple w 1 he would were also scattered among the crowd, fore the hell rung. At length on a I strolled upon a mountain's top The withers should he high, shouldeT© professedly lay down As life?, le i it an 1 t.-ioi; thousand priest© fudevv'vM the (iown grade, with a full uead of steam, All nat uc u> behold, well set back and hftoad, but don’t is he who fills our dens with wrecks wagous, singing, offering up prayers when vve were spiuuiug along as if we And there 1 found a hermit pale get them too deep in the chest.