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HHHB San Francisco FOGHORN THE UNIVERSITY OF SAN FRANCISCO APRIL 2, 1998 http://foghorn. usfca. edu VOLUME 94, ISSUE l6 USF Student Jailed in Kosova Crawford's non-violent resistance directed against Serbian aggression Jessica Dryden-Cook NEWS EDITOR Teresa Crawford, a University of San Francisco student, spoke last Crawford Tuesday night to the USF commu­ nity about her experience working during Spring Break on non-vio­ no Stranger lent protests in Kosova, part of the former Yugoslavia Crawford was joined by James to Activism Wiser, vice president of academic affairs, Stephen Zunes, a politics Tiffany Maleshefski professor and David Hartsough, of FOGHORN STAFF WRITER Peace Workers in San Francisco, in "I am not an activist," is how a panel discussion to inform and Teresa Crawford, describes herself. educate students on the situation "There are people who do things in Kosova and the peaceful actions without thinking and there are taken to curb the violence between people who think without doing. I the Serbians and the Albanians. want to be in the middle." As part of Peace Works, a non­ Teresa is no stranger to being in violent protest organization based the middle of things. In addition in San Francisco, Crawford and to her work with Peace Workers, five fellow Americans traveled to the organization that brought her Kosova and listened to the views to the former Yugoslavia, she has a of the Serbians and the Albanians slew of other things under her so­ on the current feuding situation of cial activist belt. trying to ethnically cleanse Kosova She already has a file stored of the Albanians. some where in the vaults ofthe se- Kosova: Page 3 Crawford: Page 3 USF: Clean Bill of Fixing Up This Old School Master plan shows how USF will look next century Les L. Shu faculty. The master plan is the completion date for the master Health until 2007 MANAGING EDITOR University's fourth since the first plan nor is it finalized. Many of Sick of looking at the same tired draft back in 1993. the proposed buildings still await Accreditors requiring a five- buildings at the University of San "We are compelled to do so ev­ funding. Francisco? Then look forward to ery 10 years," said Glenn Loomis, Construction of the new Jesuit year checkup in certain areas new structures proposed by the director of Plant Services, regard­ residence building is scheduled to begin in late Spring and will be Jeffrey H. Coleman University slated for construction ing the creation of new master However, the Western As­ completed by the fall of 1999. The EDITOR-IN-CHIEF in the coming future. plans. sociation of Schools and Col- Plant Services, along with mas­ Besides new landscaping, the nearby faculty housing along Anza Por the University of San leges (WASC) felt the Univer- ter plan architects Simon Martin- plan calls for the creation of sev­ Street on the north side of Lone Francisco, the long and im- sity was not without its faults Vegue Winkelstein Moris, dis­ eral new buildings, the renovation Mountain is also scheduled to start portant process of accredita­ and will return in 2003 to ad­ played drafts and a architectural of older structures and the shift­ construction sometime this year. tion is at an end. dress specific areas of concern. model to a small but interested ing of University departments. Xavier Hall, the Jesuit's current "If [five-year visits] hadn't And the result? Full ac­ audience comprised mainly of USF The University does not have a Master Plan: Page 5 creditation become stan­ for 10 years dard proce­ which means, "There is nothing dure... I could among other be a little dis- Two Bomb Scares Diffused things, that of surprise in the appointed USF diplomas report except that that we have tion became something of a sur­ "We found a suspicious package will continue several times they to do some of Johnson says realist farce. up at Lone Mountain that was ad­ to be accepted this again," Director of Public Safety Nate dressed to one of the vice presi­ at graduate make critical Schlegel said, two unrelated Johnson said that the two inci­ dents with no return address on schools and comments about referring to dents were it." government issues or activi­ the visit as a suspicious separate and The pack­ services like hoop to jump ties based on unrelated. age turned out student loans, through. "But packages were Friday's ac­ "There's really noth­ to be a birth­ financial aid, inadequate infor­ I think, given tivity began ing here... that would day present. grants and mation." the areas they with a phone A letter, more, making touched false alarms call in which a give any reason for which Johnson what is tech­ —Susan Prion upon, they caller with a people to be con­ said contained nically a vol­ ASSISTANT TO THE are all going Jeffrey H. Coleman disguised voice cerned beyond these "ramblings" untary pro­ ACADEMIC VICE PRESIDENT to be very EDITOR-IN-CHIEF threatened a two incidents." about death, cess critically helpful for It was a rare sight on campus, bombing at 1 was also found important. us." or so people thought, to have the p.m. -Nate Johnson but was deter­ DIRECTOR, PUBLIC SAFETY mined to be "All in all it was very sucr Specifically WASC will Saji Francisco Police "We quickly cessful," the Rev. John P. look at four areas on their re­ Department's bomb squad parked scoured the unrelated. Schlegel, S.J. said of the pro­ turn including assessment, the in front of the Lone Mountain campus, start­ In their cess. "We got our full, clean transition to a learning com- campus last Friday. ing from main campus and work­ search, Public Safety was aided by bill ofhealth for 10 years." WASC : page 4 When the team returned again ing our way out," Johnson said,re­ SFPD, police from the U.S. Postal the following Monday the situa­ calling his department's response. Bomb : page 5 San Francisco Foghorn NEWS April 2, 1998 Spring Break Brings New Habitats USF students worked to build houses for low-income families

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7,.,/...',..*-J San Francisco Foghorn NEWS April 2, 1998 NEWS BRIEFS Activism Began at Young Age From Front Page She understands her role in the sure, graduation is foremost on Mega Shuttle Shift cret service. government is to be critical and Teresa's mind. Beginning on April 6 the main campus shuttle stop will be At five years old, she passed out make improvements. Already May will mark the end of her shifted from its current location in front of Memorial Gym to a leaflets to secret service agents at a enough people don't vote and it career at USF and then she will be new location near Gleeson Library. According to Public Safety, demonstration protesting nuclear bothers her that only two percent off to Syracuse Un iversity on a full- the new location features a more level surface which will allow for power plants. are choosing the leaders of the ride fellowship towards a social sci­ better operation of the wheelchair lift. "The primary focus of the "At the Lawrence Livermore country. ence Ph.D. campus shuttle program is to provide transportation services for Labs, in front of the Department Although Teresa would like to Teresa says that her experience community members with disabilities," Director of Public Safety of Energy, I handed fliers to them," live a fairly normal life, she knows hasn't changed her on the inside, Nate Johnson said. "In addition, we ask all users to yield to com­ Teresa recalls, "I don't know if they that being involved with politics is but she is trying to figure out how munity members with disabilities when boarding the shuttle." took them, but I know I gave them more important and may not al­ to integrate her experience into her some." low that. life. From there Teresa accompanied "I would love to get married, Currently she has submitted an her mother in political activism. have two kids, my own house, a op-ed piece into The New York Ethical Cloning? They worked on political cam­ private sector job, do car pool," Times, contacted People Magazine For those who missed out on the news about cloning, April 3 paigns and ballot issues, motivated Teresa says, "But too many people and the Oprah Winfrey show, to and 4 will be your chance to catch up on what it is all about. people to vote and rallied for a do that." get them to tell the story. Experts will participate in a free public conference on the ethics of bond issue to fund a literacy pro­ Teresa says she is angry that it human cloning to be held in the Lone Mountain Campus. The con­ gram at the city library. A criminal record isn't the most took the arresting of Americans for ference, entitled "Human Cloning: Science, Ethics and Public Policy," "We sued the federal govern­ important thing that Teresa took the country's interest to be peaked will explain the history and science of cloning, debate the ethical is­ ment for Down Winders, a with her from the former Yugosla­ about the situation in the former sues and discuss the significant aspects of public policy related to the nuclear testing site in the Nevada via. Yugoslavia but at least it is getting topic. The conference hopes to create awareness about the topic. For desert." This was in response to What she will remember most covered. more information, call x6147. (Office of Public Affairs) Teresa's stepfather being diag­ are the people she met and the sto­ "We have been exploited by the nosed with cancer at 30 years of ries they told. media but in a good way," Teresa age. Both mother and daughter "I remember there was this explains, "It is cool to see my name believed it was the testing sight young woman, she was 23, and we in the paper coupled with the cov­ Japan and WWII that was contributive to his can­ asked what we could do to help erage of the region." The University of San Francisco will hold an international con­ cer and refused to keep quiet her," Teresa explains. "She said After a two day, three night stay ference on April 24 to examine Japan's brutal actions against its about it. there was nothing we could do to at a former Yugoslavian prison, the neighbors during the second World War. "Japan's War Memories: Which is why she has stayed a help." 23 year old politics major/peace Amnesia or Concealment?" will feature Asian and American schol­ politics major her entire four years But then later in the trip, the and justice studies won't be going ars and authors. The conference is sponsored by the Center for at USF. woman approached Teresa and back anytime soon. the Pacific Rim and its Kiriyama Chair for Pacific Rim Studies, Teresa attributes her intense in­ said that she was wrong, that Teresa She is not allowed back into the the Japan Policy Research Institute and the New Mexico U.S.-Ja­ terest in politics to her upbringing and her group had given her hope. country for three years as a result pan Center. Registration is required and general admission is $25. as well as a desire to bring her ex­ "Listening to people's stories of failing to register her presence For more information, call x6357. (Office of Public Affairs) periences together to make a and how conflict has invaded their within the right amount of time in change. lives is the most important thing," Prishtina. "I have to live my life in a way I Teresa says. "When Kosovo is free," Teresa want other people to live theirs," After prison, the White House, noted, "I hope we are the first ones Easing The Burden Teresa says. and around the clock media expo­ invited back." Responding to the Asian economic crisis, University President Rev. John P. Schlegel, S.J. issued a statement. "In an attempt to ease some ofthe (Asian international students') financial burden Resistance in Kosova Lead the University will implement policy changes" to be in effect until the economic crisis stabilizes. Some of the policies include identi­ fying students who need employment, allowing affected students to Arrest, Imprisonment to take summer classes at other institutions and working with graduating students to arrange special payment plans. For more From Front Page with its mission and goal as a Je­ Crawford said that although it information about the crisis, please see the Feb. 26 Foghorn issue. They attended many non-vio­ suit institute. ' was disappointing that it took six lent peace demonstrations in "The whole focus on peace and Americans getting imprisoned for Kosova and Crawford said her re­ social justice is certainly appropri­ the media to recognize the killing OFF THE HILLTOP action to the amount of people ate for USF, Jesuit education and and violence in Kosova, she was protesting was quite different from higher education in general," Wiser glad the situation there was finally seeing material in text books and said. addressed. Pleading For Justice Formal. A Doubletree Inn em­ articles. The American's efforts for "I think just the fact that infor­ The most wanted man in ployee said, "It was just a bunch "It was difficult to grasp the peace, however, were not appreci­ mation and recognition of strong Indonesia's East Timor region of drunk rich kids— they made enormity of the masses of people ated by the Serbian government. non-violence movements was re­ made a plea to stop the sell of me sick." there from pictures in a book. It's While in Kosova, working with ceived was a big success," Crawford American weapons to Indone­ —The Gonzaga Bulletin impossible to imagine 100,000 its people, they were arrested for said. sian soldiers. Constancio Pinto Gonzaga University people peacefully demonstrating failing to register with the police The media also commented on addressed the problems facing to be free," Crawford said. and spent time in a Kosova jail. how brave these young Americans East Timor to a group of stu­ Alumni Community Services They also said they brought to­ They were released last week due were to go into this situation and dents and faculty at Creighton A program made up of gether opposing people within the to aid from both American and try to generate peace and under­ University. Pinto described the alumni from Loyola same communities to coordinate International supporters. standing. Crawford, however, said torture and sufferings East Marymount University in Los strategies for non-violence and "I really got to see the impact that the bravery lies within every Timor faced after Indonesia in­ Angeles and other Jesuit insti­ gave hope to many of the protest­ that American and International person. vaded and annexed the island in tutions called Alumni for Oth­ ers there. people can play in peace move­ "People have said we were re­ ers volunteered their services in 1975. "Every day at least 15 This idea of working with other ments," Hartsough said. ally brave to do this. But bravery refurbishing two inner city people were killed," Pinto said. people to create solutions is an ef­ When they arrived in Washing­ isn't always in comparison to schools. The program, based on Pinto, who was tortured when fort that is supported by USF. ton, D.C, after their release, they someone else. Ifyou look at your­ a similar program at Santa he was 11 /years old, escaped to Wiser said the University's role in were bombarded with media cov­ self, you can live your own life Clara University, was developed the United States in 1993 be­ peace movements and the support erage of their imprisonment and bravely and I think that's what we because former LMU students cause of U.S. involvement with of non-violence protest fits in well experiences in Kosova. were doing there," Crawford said. East Timor. were interested in performing —The Creightonian community services. Besides Creighton University donating time, alumni also do­ nate money and supplies. At the Just Another Day of Theft Banned From Doubletree Inn moment, the programs serves Public Safety Report and 9 a.m. A student reported to a report of theft in progress. A sus­ Gonzaga University's annual inner city Catholic schools, but The following occurred be­ officers that he parked and secured picious male was observed at­ Spring Formal is bad. How bad may expand to other schools in tween March 9 to March 15,1998. his bicycle in front of Campion tempting to steal shoes from a pro­ is it? So bad that the university the future. Burglary . Hall. He returned to discover parts motional clinic. Officers detained has been banned from many —Los Angeles Loyolan Monday, March 9 at 4:30 p.m. of his bicycle missing. Suspect de­ and arrested the suspect after as­ hotels in downtown Spokane, Loyola Marymount University Officers responded to the Saint scription: white male adult, early certaining he had an outstanding Wash. Gonzaga is banned be­ Ignatius Church on a report of a twenties with a long "mohawk" type warrant. He was turned over to and cause of heavy damages caused Moving On Up burglary in progress. Officers de­ hair cut but not a pony tail, brown transported to Richmond Station to the hotels by mainly intoxi­ Like many other institutions, tained and arrested a suspect that and shaved on the sides, very bad by SFPD. It was later discovered the cated students. This year the the University of Portland will was responsible for taking church acne, wearing black pants with left suspect possessed stolen property. Doubletree Inn in the Spokane increase its tuition to $16,200, donations. He was turned over and pant leg raised, a red windbreaker Valley fell victim to the Spring a 5.1 percent jump from the transported to the Richmond Sta­ type jacket and sunglasses. During the week, Public Safety Formal participants. "I can only previous year. Room and board tion by San Francisco Police De­ Warrant Arrest received 505 service calls, 36 com­ describe what happened Friday is expected to increase by eight partment. Sunday.March 15 at 10:28 p.m. plaints, 63 alarm calls (all false) and night as a mob scene," said Clint percent. The tuition for UP Theft Officers responded to the Koret towed no vehicles. For more infor­ Strand, vice president for stu­ back in the 1995-96 school year Tuesday, March 10 between 8 Health and Recreation Center on mation call Public Safety at x4222. dent activities. Because of simi­ was $ 13,200. So USF, we are not Send press releases and calendar listings to: Jessica Dryden-Cook lar events that occurred in the the only one. NEWS EDITOR News Department San Francisco Foghorn past, many hotels have refused Contact us at... —The Beacon Attention: News Department Lia Steakley 415.422.6122 (MAIN) ASSISTANT NEWS EDITOR to welcome back the Spring University of Portland 2130 Fulton Street 415.422.2751 (FAX) Brian Murphy ASSISTANT NEWS EDITOR [email protected]'CA.Kl)U (E-MAIL) San Francisco, CA 94117-1080 San Francisco Foghorn NEWS April 2.1998 WASC Accredits USF for 10 years From Front Page perceptions and diversity, some­ during the visit was compiled into a formal report. munity, adult learning and a con­ thing Prion says the University "We are a better institution for having gone nection between budgeting and did just three years ago. USF was given time to re­ planning. In other areas, however, both through this process and we will continue to spond to that report and also ap­ "Their recommendations are she and Schlegel acknowledged improve as institution by addressing their five- peared at a public hearing before fairly innocuous," said Susan that the recommendations ad­ year concerns." the final letter from WASC was Prion, assistant to the academic dressed valid concerns. Both also received just before Spring vice president, who played a lead­ felt USF was on the road to meet­ —Rev. John Schlegel, S.J. Break. ing role in the accreditation pro­ ing those goals. UNIVERSITY PRESIDENT WASC is one of the six re­ cess. "There is nothing of surprise "We are really doing some of gional accrediting associations in in the report except that several the things they want us to do al­ the United States and is respon­ times they make critical com­ ready and we were fully inten- dressing their five-year con­ from WASC for an on-site visit sible for California, Hawaii, ments about issues or activities tioned to do that prior to getting cerns." last December. Guam and the Pacific Island based on inadequate informa­ this last report," Schlegel said. The process of preparing for During that visit the team met Trust Territories. tion." "We are a better institution for accreditation began back in De­ with members of the USF com­ It is based at Mills College in One example of this was a having gone through this pro­ cember, 1995. The University munity and hosted several open Oakland and conducts site visits suggestion to conduct a "campus cess and we will continue to im­ prepared a 300 page self study forums for students, faculty and at universities approximately every climate survey" to look at student prove as an institution by ad- and hosted a seven-member team staff. The information gathered eight to 10 years.

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No material printed herein may be reproduced Letters to the Editor without prior permission of the Editor-in-Chief. Subscriptions are thirty-five dollars per year. Thoughtful Suggestion blasted for the pathetic "heroine Dear Editor: chic" look on the models in his ads? Your recent article on the hate SUBMISSION POLICY I remember. I also remember writ­ Of Truths in Literature crime at Lone Mountain was admi­ • ColumnsfortheOpinionsectionand ing letters decrying the unfair im­ rable in many ways. However, it left lettersto the Editorare gladly accepted ages on our buses, Muni stops and There is only one truth. the "quota" system of author me and many others feeling pow­ from students, faculty, staffan d alumni. televisions. The purpose of education is selection? • ^//materials must be signed and erless to respond to the careless, Why, then, do we now have a to teach someone the process of Teachers need to choose the includeyourprintedname.address thoughtless act of the crime itself. virtual C.K. celebration in our finding this truth. authors that are going to help and telephone number forverification. bookstore? How ironic! Please pass When all the rhetorical dust their students understand the A few years ago, a paper in • Please include your University Status (class standingortide). the Estee Lauder. has settled regarding the San world that we all live in. Colorado responded to a hate crime against a Jewish family by • We reserve the right to edit materials Francisco School District's plan It should not be a situation printing a Star of David captioned submitted. Allsubmissionsbecomethe Pat French Swendsen to mandate a "quota" of tradi­ where a book is chosen because with the words "Not in MY town" property ofthe San Franasco Foghorn. Fromm Institute student. tionally underrepresented au­ of some characteristic ofthe au­ • Columnsofnotmorethan700words in large letters. Residents used this thors, we must come back to the thor. should be submitted by 5 p.m. on the image to respond to the demoral­ purpose of education. "It is time to try and under­ Fridaybeforepublication. Correct me if I'm Wrong... izing crime by taping the star to Truth knows no gender, race, stand dead, white males. • Lettersof350wordsorlessshouldbe Dear Editor: windows in their homes, busi­ submitted by5p.m.ontheMonday or socioeconomic lines. Ummm, let's try this I was shocked and dismayed nesses and cars. beforepublication. Learning does. Shakespear guy." that the impending doom of the Would the Foghorn consider • Shorter letters which get to the point Speak to the students where Choose books because of have a greater chance ofbeing Jesuit order seemed right around printing such a banner with an in­ they are. If something is so be­ their content and their value. published than long, rambling the corner. By the title, "The Fall yond their experience, they will If adding more minority au­ verted triangle captioned with diatribes. of the Jesuits," I assumed that the not get anything from the lit­ thors deprives the students of "Not in MY school" for members • Anonymouslettersarcprintcdatthe Jesuits had begun a campaign to erature that they read. some piece of literature that of the University of San Francisco discretion ofthe Editor-in-Chief. distribute condoms to the devel­ community to respond to the Lone • Ifpossible, material should be But it is also important to sheds insight into the human oping world in an attempt to curb Mountain incident and show sup­ submitted on discfanyformat acknowledge that learning condition, the students have global overpopulation and starva­ port for the diversity and tolerance Macintosh/PC). needs to also move beyond been wronged. tion, or had been caught enjoying that has been questioned by many • Editorialsarcwrittenbymembersof where the students are now. It is wrong to mandate that thefog/wrneditorialstaff. Madonna's "Like a Prayer" video in in light ofthe incident's aftermath? Education is not a process of any percentage be chosen from a mescaline induced stupor. Then sharing the familiar as much as any group (even white men). This is an opportunity for the I read the opinion column. USF staff, faculty and students to state and federal levels. Over the it is using the familiar to stretch It is over simplistic to think As it turns out, the Jesuits are voice their conscience in light of the mind of the student. that any mandated number can years, I have placed nearly 500 stu­ blindly walking toward the preci­ this terrible incident. dents in public agency internships. What does this all mean to solve this problem pice because they have ceased to If it is a question of paying for an The following should give you an use a pronoun when referring to ad to run, I would be willing to con­ idea of the variety of placements God. Mr. Ambuul's article, albeit tribute to a fund for this purpose. available. Biology majors have showing us his uncanny knack for We Surrender Sincerely, worked in the U.S. Food and Drug hyperbole and even a flair for the Administration and Environmen­ April 1,1998 the Foghorns office; not even a thematic (Pride goeth before the Bruce S. Ito tal Science majors for the U.S. Geo­ Surrender is not an ea:.y real awning, making the pain fall), has some problems with its MBA candidate logical Survey; Communication word. It can, however, be filled that much worse. facts and logic: McLaren School of Business. majors have interned at the Peace with honor and dignity. Therefore, I have ordered "The Church has survived for Corps; Business majors have The battle has been long and the complete and uncondi­ 2000 years precisely because it has worked in the Harvey Rose Ac­ hard fought. It has claimed tional surrender of all Foghorn never backed down from the counting Office for the city of San many victims; it troops and sup­ Internships Be Praised truth." Apparently, the Spanish In­ Francisco; Economics majors have has taken its toll. plies associated Dear Editor: quisition and witch burning's were worked for the Bureau of Alcohol, But it has been, with this engage­ I was delighted to see your front a matter of the Church sticking to Tobacco and Firearms in the U.S. from the moment ment, effective page article on internships in the its guns in matters of faith and Treasury Department; and Politics the first volley was on May 8, 1998. last edition ofthe Foghorn. Indeed, morals. If Mr. Ambuul's statement majors have worked as interns for launched, an hon­ It is my hope internships offer students terrific was correct, why did the Pope just Senators and Congress members, orable encounter, that the inter­ opportunities to broaden horizons apologize for the Church's actions, in the state Judiciary system, for filled with mutual vening time may and taste career possibilities, as the or rather, lack thereof during the members of the San Francisco respect for talent be used con­ students you quoted pointed out. holocaust? The Church did such a Board of Supervisors and in the in battle, despite structively, Even though one of the students poor job of sticking to its guns that San Francisco Mayor's Office, just almost impen­ building a foun­ who commented on the value of his an apology was issued scant de­ to name a few. Many students in etrable differences dation of trust internship is currently in my intern­ cade, rather than centuries after the the Public Administration Intern­ in ideology. between our two ship class, I'm afraid you neglected fact. Never say never. ship class have been offered pay­ The Battle of sides, and allow­ to mention that particular intern­ Mr. Ambuul presents himself as ing jobs at the end of their intern­ the Green Awnings, long to be ing for the venting of any re­ ship class (Politics 396) and the an upright, righteous Catholic. ship experience, in fact, some of remembered in lore and legend, maining frustrations. Public Service Program it serves. Why, then, was he so surprised my current interns are being super­ is fast approaching its culmina­ My simple requests are for Politics 396 ,the Public Admin­ when he went to Mass and he was vised by former interns! tion. the fair treatment of the istration Internship class is open to out of step with the priest and the In these early morning Foghorn's dedicated soldiers all students and all majors, al­ congregation when they used hours, the forces of Plant Ser­ and that I might keep my pen, though most of the students who Roberta Ann Johnson "God" instead of "He" or "Him"? vices, led by General Glenn for it is truly mightier than the take the course are usually Politics Professor, Politics Did he not get the memo? Or had Loomis, have landed a decisive sword. majors. When I interview each stu­ he not been at Mass for a while? blow, striking at the heart ofour Honorably yours, dent before they register for the Bookstore's Conscience The last time I checked, bailing out operation. class, I work with them to find an Dear Editor: on Mass was a mortal sin. Despite our best efforts to Jeffrey H. Coleman appropriate internship in the pub­ Doesn't anyone remember Mr. Ambuul chastises the Jesuits prevent just such an occurrence, Editor-in-Chief lic sector based on their interests, when there was a tizzy over Calvin for using the term "God", "in an age an awning now hangs outside San Francisco Foghorn skills and career goals. The public Klein's lack of taste, judgement, where people know God less and sector includes agencies on the city, social conscience, etc., and he was Letters: Page 8 San Francisco Foghorn OPINION April 2, 1998 One Mistake, One Game, Big Press Benj Barsotti THESOAPBOXXX Kelly just found out that Bran­ hy David f. Gudelunas ployers will value our diplomas don was cheating on her with one and that tourists won't be confused of his sultry reporters (newspaper tween the University of San Fran­ media guru Jeff Coleman). by our USF T-shirts. Faculty pub­ Get A Job life is all sex, sex, sex, let me assure cisco and the University of Califor­ Even more impressively USA lishing also means that grad Midterms are over (can I get a you) and Kelly was feeling a bit nia at San Francisco. Today ran a USF story on the front schools will recognize and respect hallelujah). down. After all, she thought Bran­ You see the latter has a medical page of their Sports section. Heck, the professors who recommend us It is a little too early to start pro­ don really loved her. school and the former, well, we we even got to further aca­ crastinating for finals. What is the But, as in every Aaron Spelling don't. more than the demic pursuits. proper slacker to do? schlock fest, life must go on. So, Except for the fact that they let traditional 10 Students Well, as I watch my bank bal­ Kelly went to work at the neigh­ Brenda leave "90210," I don't place column inches Heck, we even got have also been ance decrease steadily, I am re­ borhood health clinic where she any blame on the obviously good- that USA Today doing their part minded that it is almost time to punches the clock like any other humored individuals who write typically allows more than the tradi­ to help connect start looking for that summer job. self-respecting California Univer­ such a mind-numbing program for stories like tional 10 column USF to the I almost forgot, for some of us sity graduate, and (cue dramatic, week after week. war and signifi­ inches that USA community. this summer job isn't going to be a heart-pounding, love-inducing cant natural di­ It seems fitting that this particu­ Today typically al­ Last week it summer job. We are going to have music) Kelly is lar "90210" epi- sasters. What seemed as if to get jobs, real jobs. Real 9-5, introduced to sode ran several next, a USF lows for stories like Teresa working everyday,-no-more- the new medi­ weeks before infograph? One spring-break-or-6-week-Christ­ What struck me war and significant Crawford was cal intern. USF was can only hope. natural disasters. on every news mas-breaks job. Aside from the about this amazingly thrusted into While I program — Because ofthe amazingly positive fact that predictable encoun­ the local and could care less and for good response that I received from my last "90210" re­ national media about basket­ reason. Her de­ column about things to do before mains one of ter between the spotlight. ball, I am impressed that people termination and commitment midterms, I decided to write another the most insip­ heart-broken and You see USF have been reminded that USF is made all of us look good. one about getting a job (I have my idly attractive sweetly innocent has a basketball neither a medical school or a Uni­ Of course the point here isn't loyal listeners to take care of). shows on tele­ Kelly and the hunky team and versity in South Florida. that USF needs to specialize in (Oh, and as long as I am using vision, what UCSF, well, USF's increasing prominence is public relations. What USF needs parenthetical references, I have a struck me medical wunderkid is they don't. reflected off the court as well. to do is excel — and when that small confession to make. Maybe about this that he was an intern Granted I was lucky enough to spend happens people and the press no­ it wasn't such an overwhelming amazingly pre­ from "the University USF never spring break in London and when tice. It happens when we win response to my last column. No dictable en­ passed round I was visiting a friend of mine I no­ championships, devote ourselves one actually said anything about it counter be­ of San Francisco." one in the ticed that he was reading a book to social activism and invest in at all. Maybe it was because they tween the NCAA tourna­ written by one of my professors scholarship. were out procrastinating so well.) heart-broken ment, but we from the Communications depart­ Hopefully in the future even 10. Finish this column. All of and sweetly innocent Kelly and the definitely managed to make it into ment. It was a nice feeling to say Aaron Spelling serials Will be able these hints and tips are only useful hunky medical wunderkid is that the news budgets at numerous rather nonchalantly that the au­ to talk about the University of San when used in conjunction with he was an intern from "the Univer­ publications. thor was not only my teacher but Francisco without confusing us each other. If you only use one or sity of San Francisco." The San Francisco Chronicle nn a very accessible fixture on cam­ with our neighbors. two, you might still end up with Either USF is doing more than a front page story on the USF bas­ pus. I can just see Brandon and Steve- time to go out looking for a job, I originally expected in the base­ ketball legacy (and, in true Strong name-recognition, how­ O frolicking in Harney Plaza or a and worse yet, working! ment of Lone Mountain or the Chronicle fashion spelled Presi­ ever, means more than just brag­ Padre cameo on "Sunset Beach". 9. Shave. This direction is for Spelling research team was too dent Schlegel's name wrong) and ging rights (either academic or ath­ The possibilities are endless. the men mostly (otherwise I would busy contriving new plot twists for the Examiner also gave USF more letic) with our friends. The fact just be part of this patriarchy that Amanda and company over at than adequate coverage (and that USF is more than just a David J. Gudelunas is junior media oppresses women by telling them "Melrose Place" to distinguish be- quoted Foghorn EIC and general strange acronym means that em­ studies major. that they have to shave). There is nothing wrong with a woman shaving, but only if she decides to do it for herself. by Bruce Harland 8. Go on a fact finding mission. Conversations on Justice Go to Golden Gate Park and ask In Arkansas they have their Just as the Lord would want it. trict Attorney, we would be vio­ years of age or older. Perhaps some of the people sunning them­ own kind of justice; it's kind of a Pastor Pacifist Do you think lating God's orders if we didn't do there is a better way to bring jus­ selves with a joint in hand what fire and brimstone type of justice. that maybe that's too harsh? God, what was just by giving these boys tice to Arkansas. Pastor Pacifist is they put on their resume. Avoid An eye for eye and a tooth for a is a God of mercy as well as jus­ death sentences. right, these boys need our love, these comments at all costs. tooth type of justice. And, appar­ tice. And what these boy's need Concerned Citizens: Okay, so not our anger. 7. Take a nap. You have to be ently, now, since a man from Ar­ now, more than anything is love, let's get this straight. We can't District Attorney. You bleeding well rested before you can start kansas has occupied the White rather than our hatred. lynch them, but we can execute hearts are all the same. You don't doing anything worthwhile. House, the United States Justice District Attorney. With all due them. Well the sooner the better, 6. Start building a resume. Go Department shares that same respect Pastor Pacifist, I have a job since we need to put this most out and join clubs, get internships, sense of justice. For justice to be to do. I don't have time to specu­ evil episode behind us. The Con­ 'That is most cer­ display all those leadership talents carried out in the razorback state, late. It is clear to me that God is a cerned Citizens of Arkansas are that you have been hiding. If you it dtles not matter how old you God of justice; and the stories of thirsty for justice. Can we pub­ tainly right. I are really ambitious you can join are, just who you are. the Bible, especially the Old Tes­ licly execute these boys? wouldn't hesitate to the Foghorn—the most prestigious And you can be sure that the tament are clear on this matter, Bleeding Heart Civil Libertar­ call these boys evil. group on campus (it guarantees at least an extra $2-3 per hour) District Attorney's office is busy isn't that right Reverend Revenge? ian: I'm sorry Concerned Citi­ Maybe even pos­ at work finding a suitable pun­ Reverend Revenge. That is most zens, Mr. District Attorney, and 5. Work on your resume. If your ishment for those two little boys certainly right. I wouldn't hesitate Mr. Reverend Revenge, but the sessed by the devil resume isn't perfect, your chances of age 11 and 13. We can only guess to call these boys evil. Maybe even law is clear: these boys cannot be itself." getting the job just plummet. Put lots the conversation: possessed by the devil it­ executed, since they are under and lots of work into it. Prepare dif­ Concerned Citizens: These self. A sort of the age of 14, and are not con­ ferent ones for different situations. boys are murderers. Is a lynching incarnation sidered adults. 4. Go and work out. This pro­ possible? ofthe devil. Concerned Citizens: What want to punish anyone. That's the vides the important double benefit District Attorney. Now, let's be The devil's kind of stupid law is that? reason these boys did what they of reducing stress while also help­ reasonable folks. We can't lynch children. t Then we'll wait three years did. What do you recommend ing you to perfect that "young, ath­ two boys. That is not a legal form That's what for the 11 year and a year that we do Mr. Bleeding Heart? letic go getter" type that businesses of punishment. Please rest as­ these boys are. for the 13 year old. And, Give them detention? Reverend are looking for. sured, however, that we are try­ And you have then, we'll see justice Revenge: These boys need help. 3. Go to the library. You don't ing, pushing, arguing and doing said it Mr. Dis­ brought to the state of They need help getting to their have to actually do anything there, everything that we can do to Arkansas. maker, so he can exact some di­ but they might ask you on your bring these boys to swift jus­ Bleeding Heart. I'm vine punishment; and send these interview whether or not you have tice—Arkansas style. sorry the law states devils, these monsters, to where ever been there. Some businesses And that means that these boys can they belong—hell! have started asking you actual the electric only receive the Concerned Citizens: Preach on questions about it (as ifyou would chair. death penalty, if Reverend Revenge, preach on! lie if this was an important thing). the crime was District Attorney. I'm afraid 2. Go shopping. Let's face it, you committed when that Mr. Bleeding Heart is right, have got to look good for your in­ they were 14 folks. But I have some connec­ terview. Besides, you haven't had tions in Washington. Maybe Miss to get dressed for a job interview Janet Reno can prosecute these since last year and your clothes re­ boys under the Federal statues, flect how long ago that was. and then they would rot in 1. Find some sage individual prison. How does that sound? who knows all the ins and outs of H\. JL MStJULK J. IJ fCL J Reverend Revenge: Rotting is getting jobs. Then hope that he (or good, although God prefers she as the case may be) is kind stoning. enough to write a column provid­ ing you with all the information Bruce Harland is a senior philoso­ that you need to get that dream job phy major. (... would you like fries with that?). 8 San Francisco Foghorn OPINION April 2, 1998 Brad Battles Inflation Problems by David Zulaica THE WEEKLY RANT I remember going though world has lead us to believe). A nowadays. In fact, just about ev­ that accused them of such behav­ Loyola High School, seeing all my Still, this is only the beginning. erybody at Loyola and in the ior. But these aren't the only schoolmates stressing about their I mean, how far away is it when a classes I've taken here at USF has schools guilty of grade inflation. What it grades and their averages. Being a Doctorate won't get you a "de­ received their fair share of As (if More and more are giving away A's college prepatory high school, cent" job? Will you need two Doc­ not an A+). Does this mean that in order to make their institution grades were important because torates? I know it sounds ridicu­ an average grade is an A? look better. Takes that's what determined what lous, but it's getting closer to that Grade curves, extra credit, and But the more A's that are given The Foghorn is a running a story multiple-choice questions are but away, the more there will be in ex­ this week on a University of San a few of the causes of this grade istence. The more there are out Francisco student named Teresa inflation. I know this because I've there, the less yours will account With the lack of high paying jobs out there, Crawford. Why her? Because she used these same things and de­ for. It's a simple fact. In the same was arrested in Kosovo, Serbia for most turn to a higher degree in order to obtain a pended on them in order to coast way that the dollar and just about the dubious cause of not report­ satisfying employment opportunity. my way through "education." I'm every other monetary unit has in­ ing her whereabouts to the Serbian the student with "lots of potential, flated due to it's abundance, so police. What, you may ask was she but doesn't apply himself." These will a grade. What's next, an A++? doing there, in such an obvious school you went to. I had conver­ time. things are that very reason why I (Oops, nevermind. I've already dangerous area? For those of you sations with classmates that "Okay David, this is kinda hard don't "apply myself." There is no seen a'few of those.) This is get­ who don't know, Kosovo is the site would shock me. to swallow. How can you be so need to. Unlike most of you out ting to be ridiculous. It is impos­ of a massive non-violent uprising "I didn't get a 4.0! My parents sure of this?" there, I am perfectly content with sible for everyone to be "above av­ for basic human rights under an are gonna kill me and I'm not It's very simple, reader. It's the my B-'s (which according to a erage." We all know that for a fact. oppressive government. gonna get accepted anywhere!" same reason that a phone call no proper grade scale, still constitutes So why is it that so many around She was there helping people. "Well, what was your G.P.A.?" longer costs a nickel; it's the same Not demonstrating, or trying to be "A 3.7... that sucks!" reason that a soda no longer costs a typical American, butting in on I couldn't believe hearing this a quarter. The reason is quite But the more A's that are given away, the more every international dispute. No, answer coming out ofmy friend's simple: inflation. she was there to listen to both sides mouth back then. It startled me Last time I checked the charts, there will be in existence. The more there are of the Kosovo issue. Gee, what a that such an average wasn't good a C grade meant that your work out there, the less yours will account for. radical idea. enough. But what really made my was average with the rest of the Anyhow, she, and the rest of her mouth drop was that the major­ class. In other words, you were not group were arrested and sentenced ity of students at Loyola felt the doing poorly at all. On the other a slightly above average grade). me are considered "above aver­ to jail for 10 days, all within the same way about their G.P.A.'s. To hand, you were equated with the But there is another reason age?" I think our education sys­ course of a two hour period, ac­ them, only a 4.0 would do. intelligence of your classmates. In why grades don't count for what tem should reconstruct it's grad­ cording to Crawford. With the lack of high paying addition, a B grade was just they used to. Many teachers and ing system to more accurately re­ What's really bothering about jobs out there, most turn to a slightly above average, and an A professors are more apt to hand­ flect what is average and what this, and is something that both higher degree in order to obtain a grade constituted excellent work ing out higher marks in order to isn't. We should also refrain from Crawford and an unidentified Fog­ satisfying employment opportu­ that surpassed your classmates. improve the averages of their adding an insane amount of stress horn staff member said is that it nity. The days are gone when a Unfortunately, our grading classes and to maintain both their on a grade. I mean, what good is took the arrest and detention of a B.A. would mean a plentiful sal­ system at the University of San "integrity" and that of the school/ $100,000 a year if it means. few Americans in order for there ary. Nowadays, you need a Mas­ Francisco and in the rest of the university they teach at. I remem­ to be full international attention to ters Degree or a Doctorate to live United States does not follow this ber reading articles that con­ David Zulaica is a sophomore me­ this issue. comfortably. (Or that's what the standard. It's very easy to score an cerned Stanford and Cal, articles dia studies major. Sure, there was some television news coverage and papers would print page 13 stories on how the years by changing every time the which does not move on its own situation was going, what demon­ society had a different view. It stuck accord is called a vegetable. "I'd like Letters to the Editor (cont.) strations were happening and how From Page 6 means I can sit in a Mass which to the truth."Tell that to Galileo. The Pope Pious salad to go..." the people of Kosovo were setting uses English rather than Latin. Church has survived not because it Mr. Ambuul was right on one less." It seems that "God" just does up parallel governments in order Without change, there is stagna­ always "stuck to its guns", rather, it account, though: not bring enough to mind, while to try and peacefully persuade the tion. Does Mr. Ambuul want the has survived because it has evolved. "It is a small issue." It is a mole­ "He" or "Him" is much more spe­ Serbian government to give the Church to become as quaint as the "There is an infinitude of angles hill. By the title of the article, I cific. Remember, a pronoun takes the ethnic Albanians basic human Amish? Have we reached the point at which one can fall down, but only thought it was Mount Everest or K2. place of a noun, making it more ge­ rights. where the Church can say it no one at which one stands." Wrong on The Jesuits are not falling down a neric, not the other way around. On the average though, the longer has the need to keep up with two points: 1) Ever heard of lean­ slippery slope that will lead us all Mr. Ambuul also reprimands Clinton sex scandal attracted far society? Judging by the legions of ing? 2) In order to learn to walk, one into the 4th ring of Dante's Inferno. the Jesuit's"(break) from tradition more media attention (which by young men who cannot wait to must first learn to fall. I would Not when we have Mr. Ambuul to to appease small liberal factions the way, a lady actually said she had grow up and become priests, I much rather see a Church that is save the day. outside of the Church." Challeng­ consensual sex with him). would dare say that point has not capable of movement than one ing or breaking traditions is not I mean, the killing of 80 civil­ been reached. Mr. Ambuul asserts which prides itself on being an im­ Jason Magee always bad. Sometimes, it's even ians, all unarmed, doesn't attract "The Church did not last for 2000 movable object. A living thing Class of'93 called "progress." I like progress* It attention? The last time the U.S. did that (in Vietnam), the interna­ tional community condemned us. How come it takes something, anything involving Americans to bring attention to a situation? Well, there's no real answer to that, but here's an idea, how about, Obviusly, since it takes U.S. citizens to bring attention to something, we create another agency like the Peace Corps, except with a twist. This organization would actu­ ally try to get arrested, and that good leeders way, international attention would always be focused on trouble areas. I know it's a crazy idea, but it just might work. Think about it, wherever there was a situation that involved are neaded. people being killed, maimed, op­ USF Media Council announces that applications are being accepted pressed or just in a shitty situation, for the following student media positions for the 1998-1999 academic year: we could have a group of Ameri­ cans ready to go, who could fly in, break a few laws and then bring Editor-in-Chief Editor General Manager international attention to the situ­ San Francisco Foghorn Ignatian Literary Magazine KDNZ880 AM ation. Sure, a few people might get killed in the process, but it would Eligibility requirements: all be in the name of peace and in­ 1. Undergraduate student currently enrolled In Arts and Science, Business, or Nursing at USF; and ternational attention. 2. At least one year of related experiences on the staff of a college publication or broadcasting medium; and Sure, it's a crazy idea, and 3. Meet the University's Eligibility Requirements for Participation In Student Activities as printed on page 152 of the 1997-1998 Fogcutter Student Handbook. probably no one in their right mind would consider it, but af­ Application Packet: ter the incident in Kosovo, it may Pick up an application packet liom the Circulation Desk at Gleeson library. be the only idea that feasible enough to solve the situation Deadline: peacefully. Of course, if that fails, The deadline for applications is S p.m., Thursday, April 16,1998. the world can always resort to All application materials must be submitted to the Dean's Office, Gleeson library. sending in the International Interviews will be held in Li le April. Force (IFOR) again. Making Art From A Needle George Sanchez So here you go USF, an inside view of what it's FOGHORN STAFF WRITER like to get a tattoo. The weak of heart should stop They come in every size, shape and design reading here. imaginable. From butterflies to hotrod flames, On February 14th (funny, this isn't how I envi­ tribal designs to the sacred heart, tattoo's are ar­ sioned myself spending Valentines), Reed and I guable one of the oldest known forms of art as walked a couple blocks east of USF tb Everlasting well as setf expression. Tattoo, located at 1939 McAllister. Originating from the dregs of society, tattoos Everlasting Tattoo is known throughout the have been becoming a trend whose popularity has City's tattoo community as one the best, special­ begun to reach its peak since the early nineties. izing in custom designs and old English letter­ As David, a tattoo artist from Goldfield's Origi­ ing. nal Broadway Tattoo, told me "[Tattoos] have As I later found out, shops are rated by the qual­ come and gone and come and gone so much that ity of their work (duh!!), the experience of each VICTOR ETIENNE it isn't a trend anymore". artists and their affordability. From deltoids to necks, tattoo's are everywhere. So it seems, but it is nevertheless a piece of art Reed had made an appointment earlier«this As David of Goldfield's parlor says, "[Tattoo's] many students here at the University of San Fran­ week to meet with Iggy, the artist which would have come and gone and come and gone so much cisco have thought about getting, if they don't al­ "ink" Reed up. Once we reached our destination, that it isn't a trend anymore." Troy of Everlasting ready have one. we walked into the small tattoo studio and took a Tattoo adds, 'Tn my opinion, custom designs are One such student is Reed Milnes, a freshman seat at the waiting bench. the thing when it comes to tattoo's. The more original, the more unique, the better. Anything is English major, whom I accompanied to get one As we waited, I asked Reed what kind of tattoo possible." These USF students demonstrate this of his own. Tattoo: Page 12 new focus quite well.

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Brendan Cosgrove lowed to a 'T' here. FOGHORN STAFF WRITER The band, however, pulls it off with enough Officially, the band Suicide Machines formed energy and conviction to keep things fun and in 1991 in Detroit, Michigan. But, as far as I can exciting throughout all thirty-five minutes. The figure, their story really begins in Washington, energy of the rhythm section is maintained in This week Scenester is DC, in 1980. the lyrics as well. Rather than falling into the going to give everyone In the fall of 1980, the nation's capital saw "I'm such a dork" or "Why doesn't she like me?" a few general enter­ the rise of one the most cliche characterized by many bands ofthe same important punk bands genre, the Suicide Machines choose to sinj; tainment tips. Get ever, Minor Threat. about topics that are both personal and politi­ ready for some fun. Championing ideals of cal. Firstly, be sure to clean living and social Following their idols, they sing about the check out "Sex, Drugs awareness, they gained a injustices around them and internal struggles. following throughout the "Battle Hymns" also finds the Machines ex­ and Rock 'n Roll" this country with incredibly ploring their hardcore tastes-a little more, with weekend in Cross­ fast and furious punk several songs of straight-ahead thrash. roads. The College rock, thrash (which later Particularly furious is "DDT," an insanely fast Players Second Stage evolved into the more metal influenced off­ three-chord classic about world pollution, shoot), hardcore. the album in'the typical manner, a short, which includes a part where the singer screams Production should be The second chapter in the Suicide happy ska introduction before raging into a "Destroy our world!" seven times in a row. Not a rollicking good time. Machine's story lies on the opposite end of sea of distorted guitars and throaty vocals the most academic or arty music, but it sure is Snaps to anyone who the country in the East Bay, where out of the about being alone in the world. The typical fun to sing along to. ashes ofthe early San Francisco punk scene a ska-punk formula, a happy, clean verse fol­ can make Dear Tiffany Although they usually keep the two styles new club and a new attitude emerged in Ber­ lowed by a fast and distorted chorus, is fol- separate, the band is at their best when they laugh on-stage. The keley at 924 Gilman combine them. "Con­ real drama will then be Street. Four punks fused" is a perfect ex­ when Dear Tiffany and from the area formed ample; the song starts Operation Ivy, an in­ out in ska protesting her French boyfriend credibly creative corporate abuses, gets fight after the show. band that blended the faster and angrier, and LoLo, by the way, is punk rock of the Bay climaxes in a thrash the director. Seriously, Area with English chorus. ska, a la the Specials Songs like these Scenester thinks you and the Clash. are the ones that should go (if for no The group gener­ stuck in my head and other reason so that ated a legendary kept the album Dear Tiffany doesn't amount of energy on memorable. Their stage and in the studio, creativity and energy whine all next week). which has since in­ makes them a re­ The show starts at 8 spired hundreds of markably fun band p.m. tonight, tomorrow bands and thousands and separates them and Saturday and of people. from the scores of This week, the Sui­ punk and ska bands admission is less than cide Machines release around them. a pack of cigarettes. their new CD, "Battle So go on, indulge Next, this month Hymns," which blends yourself. Go buy the their chief influences, marks the debut of the thing, play it in your Operation Ivy's ska- room, and jump Teletubbies on PBS. A punk and the hardcore around a bit. I guar­ fad among both British of Minor Threat, antee you'll feel better tykes and club kids seamlessly. ROBERT ALFORD/HOLLYWOOD RECORDS afterwards. Or at the "Someone" begins The Suicide Machines release "Battle Hymns," a delightful mix of ska and punk. very least, younger. (who, by the way, dress alike), the Teletubbies are the most strange creatures A Not So Fleeting Tribute Album you will ever witness. They are basically big Mick Fleetwood, of Fleetwood Mac, produces a musical 'Legacy' Barney-like freaks with Phuong Tran televisions implanted of musical artists, each perform­ of all time. It remained at num­ Such well-known groups such FOGHORN STAFF WRITER in their tummies who ing a song off the original album, ber one on the U.S. charts for 31 as Tonic, Matchbox20, The Cran­ After thirty years, one of the track-by-track. speak in strange weeks, winning a Grammy for Al­ berries, and Goo Goo Dolls as greatest bands in rock and roll is Released in 1977, Rumours pro­ bum of the Year in 1977. well as musicians Elton John, syllables. Scenester back and strong as ever. Many vided us with several classic songs, Legacy, produced by Mick Duncan Sheik, Shawn Colvin, isn't sure what kids would even argue that they have among them four Top Ten hits: Go Fleetwood, was released on March and Jewel, each offer their own learn from this particu­ never been away. Your Own Way, Dreams, Don't 24th. Packed to the brim with new interpretation of a song from Since Stop, and You Make Loving Fun. and already popular musicians, Rumours. lar program, but it their forma­ Selling over 25 million copies, the tribute album celebrates Mick Fleetwood said, certainly makes for a tion in the it is the third best selling album Fleetwood Mac's classic album. "Rumours seems to have an end­ nice afternoon of late 60s, less life, one that has translated demented bliss. Fleetwood fully to a younger generation. Mac has Finally, Scenester "From an artistic point of sold over 70 view, I wanted very much for ev­ suggests that people million al- eryone working on this project to attend tonight's b u m s feel incredibly free creatively. My worldwide. The musical lineup of ASUSF Source film "In involvement was to encourage talents Mick Fleetwood, John that. and Out." While McVie, Christine McVie, Stevie "Within Fleetwood Mac, al­ Scenester does not Nicks, and Lindsey Buckingham lowing ourselves to be free musi­ endorse the way this has sold five multi-platinum al­ cally was the golden rule. The bums in the U.S. film deals with queer concept of this tribute gels auto­ The band is back together matically with our philosophy of representations, we once again, ironically on the musical adventure, freedom, and are thrilled that the twenty year anniversary of expression." Source is sponsoring a Rumours, one of the most influ­ This, of course, can be both ential and innovative albums of LGB film series on good and bad. their career. Thursdays throughout Many of the musicians opted Fleetwood Mac has released, to change the songs quite a bit, this month. Films start through Reprise Records, The sometimes too much. at 9:30 p.m. in Harney Dance, with new as well as clas­ All in all, though, the tribute sic songs. They are also going on 235. gives a fresh new look at tour throughout the U.S. To top Rumours, one of the most amaz­ Scenester, in fact, it all off, Atlantic Records has ing albums of all time. Each mu­ now released Legacy, a tribute al­ thinks it would be very sician put their all into the songs, bum to Fleetwood Mac's and the result is truly a magnifi­ hip. Rumours, featuring a wide array cent tribute to Fleetwood Mac. San Francisco Foghorn OCENE April 2, 1998 11 Get Your Castle Rockin' Alexandra Haines looses her mother and her lover, SCENE EDITOR flees the Nazi's in Europe and You know Armstrong and tours the world performing for Goodman and Holiday and the USO. With Spring just around Fitzgerald. Coltrane and Charles She goes from the top of the the corner, it would be and Smith and Gillespie, but do world to being down and out. you recall the most famous jazz Jones' strong background in wise for you studious performer of all? theater helps her out in this role. students to get out, Well She herself performs both interna­ enjoy the air, the tionally and nationally and does maybe not weather, and most of all the most fa­ work as an actress, dancer, singer, mous, but writer and teacher. the sunshine. Despite certainly a Actually, her own life mirrors what you might think, diva in her Hunter's in a way. USF has some of the own right, is When Hunter's music career sunniest spots to study, Alberta faded in the 1950's at the insur- Hunter. gence of rock and roll, she became if you know where to And now playing at the Theater a nurse to pay the bills and help the look. So we saved you Rhinoceros is a celebration of sick. the trouble and staked Hunter's life. Jones helps those in need as out all the greatest It comes in the form ofthe play well. She founded and directs "The "My Castle's Rockin'," which is as Medea Project: Theater for Incar­ spots filled with sun­ much a play as a live show. cerated Women," which works to shine. This is a must for all hep cats raise self-esteem in incarcerated looking to bone up on their jazz women. history. Also, just as Hunter had her In front of Glesson Furthermore, it is the perfect lover Lottie either at her side or on Library play to see with about four of your her mind to help her through the Here we found the sun friends. Dress swank and actress tough times, Jones has Mwongozi to be around almost the Rhodessa Jones and pianist Rudi A. on stage, backing her up at every Mwongozi will not only deliver a step and every number. entire day. The steps good show, but a good concert as He sits faithfully at the keyboard make for some fine well. pounding out the tunes as Jones sitting, and there are Jones descends from the stage sings them. His expertise is jazz (or always people around. during some of her numbers to African American classical music) tease the audience, work the crowd, and plays gospel, blues, hip hop So socialize a little! and shake her money maker. and Caribbean music. The audience, for their part, gets The music is enlivening but so The Quad across from to clap, whistle, holler and gener­ is the story. ally relive Hunter's shows. Just when Hunter's ready to give the Library, adjacent The play reflects Hunter's entire up on her life and happiness, the to St. Ignatius Church career from the time she ran away blues really do end and life isn't Again, the sun stayed from Memphis to earn $10 a week over until the fat lady stops sing­ for most of the day, and singing in a Chicago 'sportin ing. house,' to her rival as a singer at the For a swinging evening, head the wooden benches age of 82. down to Theater Rhinoceros on are fine for studying, Jones took on an incredible Sixteenth between South Van Ness and ocassionally a challenge when she took on Larry and Mission before April 18. For passerby will show up Parr's script. 12 to 19 green backs you'll get a "My Castle's a Rockin'" is a great show, a good concert and a with their dog. Nice one woman show. So over the quick history lesson. Shows run distraction material. course of two hours, Jones ages STEVE SAVAGE/SAVAGE PHOTOGRAPHY Wednesday through Sunday, call Rhodessa Jones and Rudi A. Mwongozi keep the audience rockin'. from 12 to 82, sings, acts, dances, 861-5079 for times and tickets. Harney Plaza Probably the best known sunny spot on Burning in Me — St. Elmo's Fire campus. Here there are always friendly faces Marina Cook who have recently moved in together; the lems as a result. and plenty of good FOGHORN STAFF WRITER former is pressuring the latter to marry him Despite the seemingly impassable ob­ cheer. Thursdays are "St. Elmo's Fire", the classic 1987 movie so that he will be forced to abandon his un­ stacles that arise because ofthe characters' starring a myriad of popular actors, not faithful way of life. difficulties in their relationships with one especially nice, be­ only is a wonderfully entertaining and Kevin, the confi­ another or others, they always find a way cause Dead Hour funny picture, but is also a film that will dante of Alec, is, to to overcome these dilemmas through help­ beckons some of the never grow old as it embodies issues that make matters more ing one another as friends; for friendship the every young adult complex, madly in is indeed the most important thing in their hottest music acts can relate to. love with Leslie. Be­ lives. around. A definite must! The protagonists, re­ cause Kevin cannot Whether they offer each other a tempo­ cent graduates from reveal his secret to rary solution, such as ignoring a troubled Benches outside college, are a close knit anyone, his friends reality for a brief moment to remember group of friends that believe he is gay as what is fundamentally important, or actu­ Parina Near Harney continually struggle to he shows no interest ally frying to mentally or physically work This is a great sunny in any other women. come to terms with out the problem, they all must realize that spot as well. There are their identities as Another com­ the tough experiences are what makes the adults who must pre­ plexity that arises person stronger and is what provides the in­ picnic tables here, and pare to meet the challenges of going out between the friends dividual with the means of getting through small stone table-like into the real world. is the relationship life. things, it gets a little Each character, in his or her own way, is between Billy and Wendy. Not only is this film an excellent one be­ windy here though. forced to realize that life is not just one big Wendy, despite her conservative person­ cause it involves serious yet sometimes party as it was in college, but is a serious ality, is in love with Billy, who is a wild guy amusing issues that everyone can relate to, thing that requires a high level of maturity that loves women and a great party. Billy, it is a classic 80's movie that involves all the The English Garden and responsibility. however, is extremely irresponsible. He is great fashions and music reminiscent ofthe between Gillson Hall Although each individual must figure married and has a daughter who he cannot decade. and Phelan Hall out their personal means of obtaining this, provide for since he can't keep a job. The ASUSF SOURCE will be showing the friends are clearly always there for each Kirby and Jules, rather than being ro­ "St. Elmo's Fire" (for free) on Tuesday, April While it usually isn't other, despite the rough times they encoun­ mantically involved with their immediate 7, so whether you've seen it many times or sunny here for that long ter along the way. friends, have other problems. never before, it is a movie not to be missed. because the giant trees The group of friends consists of Kirby Kirby is obsessed with Dale (Andie (Emilio Estevez), Alec (Judd Nelson), Billy McDowell), an older and beautiful woman shade this quaint (Rob Lowe), Kevin (Andrew McCarthy), who is studying to become a doctdr. He goes St. Elmo's Fire garden, the moments Jules (Demi Moore), Leslie (Allie Sheedy) to extreme lengths to impress her, even if it when you can catch the and Wendy (Mare Winningham). appears that he will not succeed. • Featuring all those lovable charac­ sun peeking through The bond between these people is strong Jules struggles to accept the fact that she ters from the 80's. since they have been involved in many ex­ has been isolated from her father; however • Rated R are definately worth it, periences as friends, lovers, and enemies. she cannot do so in a healthy way and there­ • Playing in Harney 235 @ 9 o'clock so stop and smell the for FREE! For example, Alec and Leslie are lovers fore has a series of financial and drug prob­ roses! Relief 12 San Francisco Foghorn SCENE April 2, 1998 The Art, the Pain, the Joy—Tattoos A personal account ofthe ways and means of tattooing in San Francisco

From page 9 He told me "that the new generation of art­ The day after, Reed described the pain as "... a If you want to keep up he was getting and why. ists can do anything. Historically, it used to be fingernail digging deep, down, into my skin. with Scenester, then "I'm getting 'Trust' in Old English lettering that only 1 out of 100 of all tattooers was an art­ "Looking back, it really didn't hurt, but at the check out these across my back. ist. Now the ratio is that 99 out of 100 are all moment it hurt like hell." upcoming shows and "It's a reminder for me, almost a religious artists." With a final thought he told me "the pain was thing. Something to keep me on the straight and He explained to me that more than ever addicting, like a rush of adrenaline." buy your tickets now narrow." tattoo's have become an artform, that the tradi­ Two and a half hours later and three hundred at BASS 510.762.2277 He also told me that he had been thinking tional designs (think old school here: a heart with dollars poorer, Reed was finished. about this for some time. He took into consid­ an arrow through it, an anchor, a battleship) are Tattooed across his back, from shoulder blade eration (Hey, all you thinking about tattoos, read slowly fading away. to shoulder blade, in Old English lettering was Crash Worship this part!!) the fact that it had to be a design of He also explained to me how he felt about the the word "Trust." Maritime Hall his own, something he won't regret ten years recent popularity. He had been given strict and straight forward April 1 down the line, something he wouldn't be "The pop explosion with tattoos has to do instructions on how to take care of it for the next ashamed of. completely with the youth of today, because couple days. It made sense to been so strict, after He also told me he did his research" to find youth dictates popular culture. There are a lot of all this was a lifelong investment. Mono w/Special Guest this place. After talking to people, visiting differ­ people who get them just to get them. You know, He was supposed to keep it covered with a Bimbo's 365 Club ent shops and calling around, he ended up here. designs like spider man or those stupid butter- bandage for six to eight hours, wash it with soap April 3 While we waited, I took a look around the and keep neosporin on it for at least five days. room. It wasn't filthy, dark, or dirty like the old David, at Goldfield's, and Troy, at Everlasting, stereotypical tattoo parlors were. both gave me some tips about what to look for New Morty Show w/ This place was clean, probably cleaner than with an artist when you get a tattoo (once again, Brooklyn Bums most rooms on the sixth floor of Gillson hall. all you thinking about getting one, check this list Bimbo's 365 Club It was well lit with various decorations on the out): wall, mostly punk murals or abstract art. 1. Make sure rubber gloves are worn by the April 4 Behind the counter there were pictures of vari­ artists for the entire procedure ous customers as well as the staff. 2. Make sure the needles are all disposable, Curve A couple posters caught my eye. and if the needles aren't, make sure the auto­ Slim's One said "Bold will Hold" referring to the Ink, claves (sterilizers) are FDA approved and the other said "Yes, It will Hurt." That needed 3. Make sure they use disposable caps for April 8 no explanation. ink tubes There was also a list of rules on the wall, which 4. Also, find out about their sanitation prac­ Fillmore Sessions w/ is common practice with most tattoo parlors. tices i.e. how often do they clean their studio. Gun & Doll Show, Those rules were: These questions are vital to your safety. If the 1. No smoking or getting hammered artist or tattooer isn't careful, you could get in­ Action Plus 2. You must be 18 to get a tattoo fected and run the chance of transmitting

Fillmore 3. A non-refundable deposit is required to VICTOR ETIENNE Hepatitis B or tetanus. April 11 make an appointment Spring is always in bloom for Eden. And to answer everyone's question about 4. This shop's minimum is $50 and a charge getting AIDS, a survey from 1981-1991 found of $120 per hour that no one in North America has ever con­ Mark Eitzel 5. Our friendly and courteous staff is here to flies. tracted the AIDS virus through professional tat­ Great American Music help you. Ifyou have any questions, please ask. "And then there are those that come in for tooing. Hall Next to these rules was also a portfolio of each custom designs. In my opinion, custom designs Finally, avoid homemade tattoos and tattoo artist. are the thing when it comes to tattoos. The more guns. They are often dirty, unsafe, are usually April 13 I was amazed at how intricate their artwork original, the more unique, the better. Any thing the type of tattoos people regret getting. was. The designs were awesome and the detail is possible. If you are unhappy with your sketch (pre- "Stick it to the Man was excellent. "A tattoo has got to be something that has drawing of a tattoo) from an artist, just go find I saw tattoo's ranging from a portrait of Che Day" w/Criminals, deep meaning to you. Afterall, it is a part of you another artist. If you don't and end up with a Guevara, red devils, clowns and even a carica­ for the rest of you life. And if you talk to people tattoo you aren't happy with, you have only Missing link, Bobby Joe ture of a greaser with the title "Sick Boy" under who have got them, they can tell you how at­ three options: Ebola & the Children underneath it (I think it is safe to assume this tached they are [not literally] and what each one 1) Live with it (harsh, isn't it?) MacNuggits, Astrolloyd was a Social Distortion fan). means to them." 2) Get it covered up by another tattoo. Then Reed's artist showed up and the waiting After talking a little while longer, I went back 3) Removal through laser surgery. Slim's was over. to check on Reed. This last option is expensive and due to the April 15 Reed talked about the design with Iggy (the As I walked to Iggy's studio in the back, I could nature of skin resurfacing, it often takes more artist who was gonna work on Reed). Iggy hear the droning noise of the ink gun. Reed had than one trip to the doctor. Mudhoney sketched the design for Reed and they both been in there for over an hour now, so I was going Well USF, there you have it. agreed on it. to see some results. Some people think tattoos are gross. Others Slim's The artist then went to the back to prep all My first instinct was to feel sorry for Reed don't. April 17 his tools. Within fifteen minutes of waiting, Reed when I saw him. I could see the pain in his eye It's really just a matter of opinion, but now was sitting in Iggy's chair and the tattooing be­ and everytime his lip curled I knew he was hurt­ you know what to look for. gan. ing. Damon & Naomi w/ If you are really thinking about a tattoo, put While Reed was getting his tattoo, I got the Sorry to write this, but Reed you were also a lot of thought into which parlor you are go­ Maskai Batoh & chance to speak with Troy Denning, one of green. ing to and what design you are getting. After Kurihara Everlasting's artists. I didn't have to ask him if it hurt. all, it is going to last the rest of your life. April 18

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Lee "Scratch" Perry VICTOR ETIENNE Maritime Hall Tattoo's are no longer the stereotypical anchor, heart or dancing girl. Original artwork and personal significance are the most important features. May 1 San Francisco Foghorn SCENE April 2, 1998 13 Barrio Celebrates 25 Years Festivities to honor culture, tradition, heritage

Dennis Marazan Scenester always wants FOGHORN STAFF WRITER to know what everyone hree words to describe being involved with else is doing, to the TBarrio: stress, stress, stress. Not only were we putting out point of being annoying, Mind you, I only danced once, so I had it relatively another show for USF, but we were so Scenester asks: easy. Still, other people's vibes are very contagious and also representing the Filipino I found myself feeling their pain. "What is your favor­ community at large. It was a good kind of pain though. We knew that ite place to go club­ we were not only putting out yet another show for bing?" the University of San Francisco, but we were also rep­ resenting our organization and the Filipino commu­ nity at large.

As it was also our 25th annual Barrio, we recog­ RENA PERRAKIS nized that we were also carrying on a rich tradition. Barrio Fiesta participants performed beautifully and A quarter century—that's a lot of dances and a lot of extravagently traditional dances for packed audiences acts to follow. in the Gershwin Theater last Friday and Saturday night. No pressure. Really, no pressure. Personally, I consider it a small miracle that the show turned out as magnificently as it did. 'Baja Cantina" I could have sworn that in the • Hilary Carno and Erin days prior, we were not,as ready as we could have been. Everything Naegele, Freshman looked just fine, but that was it— just fine. It was an entirely different story once showtime rolled around. Ev­ erything was on point—the dance suites and the skits clicked together perfectly. I remember standing around with the others watching the show via the video editor's monitors, cheering every detail of every dance. Performers would shake their heads afterwards and mention "San Jose Live" something they thought could have • Patricia Castillo, been better, but we didn't notice Freshman what went wrong—and we really didn't care. As far as we could see, everything was perfect. Perhaps we didn't really know our own talents and abilities. Perhaps there is something to what my grandfa­ ther mentioned to me some years ago—that everytime people perform a traditional dance, ances­ tral spirits de­ scend and guide the dancers' Annua feet. I would 2^th l like to think that it was "Avalon" ^)5arno somehow a • Sunny Lee, Freshman combination of ^=>F*i e s t a both. There was definitely someone watching over us then. In retrospect this year's Barrio was one ofthe best, if not the all-time best. I want to do it all over again next year, even if it means having to top a hard act to follow.

Perhaps there is something to what my grandfather mentioned to 'Etchalon" (Alameda) me some years ago—that • Cara E. Scarver, everytime people perform a tradi­ Sophomore tional dance, ancestral spirits descend and guide the dancers' RENA PERRAKIS feet. Barrio Fiesta included the traditional Tinikling and Singkil dances, as well as several dance suites inspired by Filipino tradi­ tion, Filipino traditions with a Muslim influence, and tribal dances.

"Velvet Lounge" • Mieka McCarthy, Freshman 14 San Francisco Foghorn SCENE April 2, 1998

The Source presents Dear Tiffany: Dear Tiffany, written by I love my boyfriend and I love his family. We Tiffany Maleshefski have been together for a about a year and a half April 2, 1998 now, and I have always felt comfortable and en­ joyed the company of his mom and dad. How­ Dear Tiffany, ever, recently I feel that his mom is rivaling for J have been unable to maintain focus this se­ his attention. Okay, to be blunt, she wants him. mester. My dad is sick at home. He has a very She constantly tries to dominate him with her treatable form of cancer, so it looks like he is go­ overbearing thought control mannerisms. When­ ing to pull through this. However, he has always ever he kisses me, she whines that she needs a been healthy and it kills me to think of him hav­ Tuesday, April 7 • 9pm kiss too. Whenever he refers to me, using a pet ing to go through this. I recently learned that he name like "sweetie," you can bet to sure she's and my mom will not be able to make it to my Harney 235 • Free screeching from the next room why she isn't his graduation in May because he will be in the sweetie. The problem is, we can't just get rid of middle of a treatment. Now I am not sure ifl her because my boyfriend still lives at home. We even want to go to the ceremony. My family is ASUSF presents are moving in together at the end ofthe semester, too far to visit frequently, so since he has been ill but I am afraid lam going to haul off and hit her I haven't been able to see him. Mainly, lam con­ before then. I have never been a big fan of Freud cerned about how moody I am and I seem to with ranting rotum until now. I live in an Oedipus Complex. Insert forget things all the time. Do you think this is mom as wanting to kill girlfriend for her son and related to my dad? Public Safety Jjjpiil 7 f you have my situation. Instruct me on keeping the family peace. Sincerely, Dizzy for Dad Sincerely, Menacing Mother Dear Dizzy for Dad, Parking, Safety, and Security Of course your moods are related to your Dear Menacing Mother, Dad. Hey, this is a new thing for you to have Just grin and bear it kiddo. You said you two to go through. It probably consumes your will be in a place of your own soon, so try to thoughts more than you think. I know the McLaren 251 12:30pm Free Food stay away from your beau's place until then. If running joke on campus is "ha, ha, 12 free ses­ you have an apartment, try to spend more time sions at the Counseling Center," but is talk­ there. Ifyou don't and you can't stay away from ing to someone a really bad idea? Ifyou can't your boyfriend then your weekends will be visit home, phone calls and e-mail have prob­ NOW spent with Mommy Dearest watching your ev­ ably left you feeling pretty isolated. Talk to ery move. Talk to your boyfriend and tell him other family members for support and I am ACCEPTING that your turning grey from the stress of think­ sure your friends are there with supportive ing that his mom wants to sleep with him. shoulders to lean on. And most importantly APPLICATIONS Hopefully, he'll understand and better yet, cry. If you are upset then you have to let it maybe his eyes will be opened to her wicked out. Even the toughest of the tough need a ways. I wouldn't recommend keeping these Kleenex now and then. And for God's sake go FOR W99 COMMITTEE MEMBERS feelings penned up though or you might kill to your graduation, for yourself and for your the woman, never mind hit her. parents.

Stop in UC 402 to pick up an application due April 17 Tiffany Maleshefski is recovering from her heroine days as a Calvin Klein model and moving on to her comedic acting career phase, and her views do not necessarily reflect those ofthe Foghorn. Send your spare flexi money, canned foods, directors' and casting agents' numbers, questions and comments to [email protected] USF'. Everyone Invited LG.BJ, _. Cut this out! Club °"' P"6pm Wallet size! (Formerly Identity) Hayes Healy formal Lounge Important phone numbers the SOURCE presents to remember: I he 3PCJ Annual Astrology: x6122 taster Lqq Hunt Look for eggs everywhere. Calendar: x6122

Thursday.April 9th Sports: x6122 12:30pm-1:30pm Info line: x6122 Or stop by and see us next to Campus Ministry ksanSan Franciscotran Foghorn SCENE April 2, 1998 15 the source presents part of the lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgendered film series

Arie\riess (March 21 - ApriADHlI 191) HaDDHappyv * harney 235 Birthday! Guess what you get? No, Libra (September 23 - October 22) not a present. A special dedication I'm sorry. I kind of suck this week. 9:30pm from the greatest rock star of all I have been trying to write inno­ time. Yup, Pat Benatar, good guess. vating things for all the signs, and free Actually, the entire theme to Star now I am blanking at Libra. I guess Scene this week is off the Pat I have been feeling kind of down Benetar album, Best Shots. This this week. Ya know, getting upset week, live according to the song, at the world, stressed about "All Fired Up." Because hey, aren't school... sometimes I get de­ you uber excited that you are the pressed. Oh look what I just did. I center of everyone's world because wasted your time dwelling on me. we are celebrating the day you were Which reminds me of a Pat born? So get "stupid I mean out­ Benetar song, "We're running in OUT rageous and stay away from me if the shadows ofthe night, so baby your contagious." take my hand, it'll be all right." Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Hey Scorpio (October 23 - November Taurus, have you ever noticed that 21) Hey, I know I always am teas­ 1km are cordially invited to the all your freakin' horoscopes are ing you swinging Scorpios about the same? Like, they are always your notorious reputations for be­ 7th Annual All University Community about you being moody and in­ ing such horny little devils. When decisive. You always want to hit was the last time you were able to people, but yet at the same time think without three or four fanta­ Presidents Ball you want to love people too? Well, sies spasmodically riding your brain your special Pat Benetar song is waves? Pat Benetar and I will tell you Saturday, April 18, 1998 "Love Is a Battlefield. "We are that making any type of promises 9:00pm-l :00am young, heartache to heartache we in the dark is not a smart thing. University Center stand. No promises, no demands." "The dark," in this case being a stark I'm not really sure how this will metaphor for a bedroom type set­ help you in the long run, but there ting. Or dark being the unconscious is no reason why you shouldn't of your brain, thus leading you to pick a good song to be the sym­ live your life according to your fan­ bol of your life. tasies. Sorry, but you can't live your Gemini (May 21 - June 20) Gemini life this way. Everyone wakes up are you ever not in love? Geez, I from fantasies eventually. wish I knew your secret. But guess Sagittarius (November 22 - Decem­ what, super sexy Pat Benetar does. ber 21) Again, I am unable to com­ In her song "We Live for Love" she pose an articulated insight from contemplates the same issues that Pat Benetar for your astrological perpetuate the daily lives of reading. Sometimes we just have to 3 Floors of entertainment realize that our heroes can't do ev­ Gemini's. She struggles with the including DJ and karaoke. demands of love and how one erything. Hey, Pat Benetar is only must overcome emotional barri­ human. Sometimes she can't ex­ Light snacks and beverages available cades in order to lead successful plain in the form of a song all of emotional squabbles. Pat Benetar life's problems and then provide an answer. But that's okay. Don't cry. is your prophet and you are her deadline to file dedicated follower. If you live by Find the strength within yourself her words you will never be un­ to grapple with your problems and april 8 happy. Buy her new CD remember that Pat Benetar would 5pm Innamorata and live the life you have written a song for it, but have been too scared to explore. maybe couldn't find the right gui­ Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Some­ tar rift to execute the song. times relationships are about as Capricorn (December 22 - January asusf announces fun as putting your tongue in a 20) Hey goat boys and girls. I gotta paper shredding machine. And cut it short this week. Spent too r* I P r t i r •% n then, it gets to the point that every much time on other signs. Must love song on the radio begins to conserve space. Must warn though make you want to make little inci­ of impending apocalypse. Not to for senate positions sions in various parts of your body worry. "We will be invincible." Re­ with a razor blade. My advice to member "The Legend of Bille Jean" now available'Qo ?QQ you is to listen to the song "One (with Christian Slater). Love" by Pat Benetar and realize, Aquarius (January 20 - February 70~ 7 7 ifyou are missing that one love you 18) If Pat Benetar, the coolest chick this side of the Mississippi were to encountered way back when, or at asusf, uc 402 even now, screw feelings of habit dedicate a song to you, it would no in exchange for feelings of authen­ doubt be, "Fire and Ice." "Fire and for more information ticity. ice, you come on like a flame and call x2156 Leo (July 23 - August 22) "You are then you turn a cold shoulder." a heartbreaker, dream maker, love Yeah, you hate getting pigeonholed taker. Don't you mess around with into being consistent, but maybe it The College Playersi .econa ^tage presents me oh no." I'm just kidding. The last is for your own good. Sometimes thing you are is a heartbreaker be­ order in life is a good thing. I mean cause no hearts are around to break. it is okay to wear tight sweaters one You think there are, but that is the day and loose shirts the next. But irony in this situation. In your world it is not okay to be happy and people are flocking to your door­ peppy on the way to the shower, step like gum sticks to the bottom and then tear your roommates face r of your shoe. But then you scrape off for playing music too loud once cCXdruqs the sole of your shoe compulsively you exit the shower. Do you see ock n Rol to get the gum off, which is, much what I mean? Yeah, me neither. in the same way people scrape to get Pisces (February 19 - March 20) «J (A Study of the Play) you off of them. Well, the saying goes, "You are a real Virgo (August 23 - September 22) tough cookie, with a long history. Have you thought about the state Breaking little hearts like the one in Thursday! Fridayn & Saturday me." So are you going to stand for ofthe world lately? It kind of sucks. April 2i3-,u And while we live in the micro­ this crap? Are you going to continue cosm USF, it seems to get more to let people march all over you with Crossroads Cafe flpm $3 traumatic every time we are ex­ their brand knew steel-toed boots posed to the "News at 10" on Fox. from Villains? Or are you going to Unfortunately, I can't find a'Pat say, hey ya big jerk "Hit Me With Benetar song to fit your reading Your Best Shot." I don't have to take like I did with the other signs. But this from you or from anybody. This Darning: Some language and situatioE appropriate for I am urging you to reflect on this mode of thought is particular effec­ adult audiences only and may be off" and to understand that you and a tive for work situations when your few of your friends is all it takes to boss asks you to do something get things done. unpleasurable. 16 San Francisco Foghorn SCENE April 2, 1998 Fortysomething and Still Rockin5

Tiffany Maleshefski "Shadows ofthe Night," off her 1982 al­ FOGHORN STAFF WRITER bum, "Get Nervous" was received with It must be really hard to be the greatest roars and applause, and the only thing to rock star of all time when you are in your say is that she's awesome. The chick knows late 40s. So how does Pat Benetar make it how to sing. She was one of the few artists look so astoundingly easy? I have seen that sounds better live than re­ Last Sunday, March 22, the Fillmore corded. hosted the adorable The energy within her 115 lb. frame is Benetar, on tour for amazing. her recent album Innamorata. In addition to be­ cjfanp ing the greatest night From the second she came of my life, Benetar on stage, she knew what m 4V proved to her fans that she had to do. "rock" is no battlefield for this 80s scene stealing queen, but rather an occupation she takes seriously and suc­ cessfully. She's simultaneously elegant, hardcore, Known for her tough girl image and chart and polite. topping singles like, "Hit Me With Your Best From the second she came on stage, she Shot,' "Heartbreaker," and "Invincible" knew what she had to do. Please people with (Theme from 'The Legend of Billie Jean'), the monster singles they wanted to hear, pro­ Benetar has stuck her guitar pick in other mote Innamorata, let Neil Geraldo her lead projects as well. Big band, blues and jazz guitarist/husband of 17 years play his stuff, are all genres that can include Benetar and sing some big band stuff, yet not leave any­ Innamorata promises to mix her old stuff one bored. with the new, making a musical stew that Bored? Hardly. makes the mouth water. Benetar is so charismatic it is highly un­ Unlike other tours when Benetar chose likely anyone left dissatisfied. not to sing sqngs off old albums, the Like I said earlier, ifyou like her old stuff, Innamorata tour promises a sample of ev­ you'll like Innamorata. It doesn't have quite erything, and the fans serve as a great visual the bite of "Get Nervous" or "Seven the Hard aid for this sample. Way," but the rough edges forgotten in her The Fillmore was splashed with fab fash­ big band albums returns. ions ranging from trailer park trash to Mar­ If you hate her big band stuff because it tini sipping Financial District yupsters. CMC INTERNATIONAL RECORDS neglects songs about sex and stupid men, Pat Benetar has been rocking audiences since 1979. When I used the restroom I feared getting you'll learn to like it. my ass pummeled by the plethora of Jerry Her voice is like the smoothest silk scarf Springer show candidates who weren't afraid to grace your neck. you still have doubts ajrush out to buy gen filled rifts and charmed the daylights out to flaunt tiny leather vests on their size triple Even in songs that seem to have a lot of Innamorata or any of her CDs from 79-88 of everyone there. She gives hope to the fu­ M breasts. studio support like "We Live for Love" and and b) go see her live. ture of female rock stars. Not all the Fiona Yet when Benetar took the stage, much "Heartbreaker" Benetar proves it isn't a She demonstrates with extreme precision Apple and Sheryl Crow crap out there, I'm like the mosaic we call America, all differ­ Casio keyboard, but her voice that reaches why she won a Grammy award for four con­ talking real female rock stars. All this and ences were put aside to chant "Pat, Pat, Pat" for those soprano notes. secutive years. she has a 13 and 4 year old daughter. and scream out requests. She is the definition of rock star and if Benetar shook the Fillmore with estro­ And to reiterate, she is just so freakin' cool. 'Sex, Drugs and Rock & RolP j

Alexandra Haines Not even a College Player, she SCENE EDITOR has not been in a show since her This is a rather twisted affair in­ high school days (ifyou don't count volving an on-campus odd couple, her stint as karaoke MC at last year's sex, drugs, rock and roll, and a cast President's Ball). of other misfits. She has, however, been dating The affair culminates in the pro­ Martini since Halloween 1996. She duction of convinced the director of her talents COMPUTER RENTAL "Sex, Drugs by showing old high school perfor­ & INTERNET ACCESS and Rock mances caught on video tape and Bring this coupon to the Kinko's listed below and receive and Roll," the part was hers. 50% off on-site Mac & IBM Rental and Internet Access. playing this While Martini championed the weekend "Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll" (Thursday, script for tackling the issues of Friday and "homelessness, poverty and not be­ kinko's Saturday) in LAURENT MARTINI ing able to live up to artistic poten­ Crossroads. 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Kinko's requires written permission from the copyright holder in order to reproduce any copyrighted materials. cember, has done anything and ev­ Stone made a movie of Bogosian's pieces for himself to perform, while 1 AAA550 1 upen *,4 Hours • ASK aDout nee pickup ana aenvery |EXPO^| erything for the College Players (ex­ piece "Talk Radio," and cast the Laurent on the other hand has them cept costumes and make-up) since playwright as the star. performed by an equal mix of men —• he started in the Fall of 1995. He did and women. Although Bogosian writes al­ GREAT JOB not want to cut the College Players most all the monologues that make In one monologue Maleshefski out of his life cold turkey, so he had up his individual pieces of works for plays a lawyer. The dialogue had to Working parents with two teens need help decided to ween himself off the ad­ himself, Martini has divided them be changed sufficiently to make it M-F, 3-6 p.m. Aj-guet.oWashBKj.on diction by directing this one last among the eight cast members. clear that the lawyer wasn't trying show. The monologues follow a com­ to be a man, but was indeed a strong er Adult presence in house 3 Grocery shop What attracted him to the mon theme, that of sex, drugs and woman with all the vices of her °reoare swnoie dinners Bl Light housecJeanmg Player's in the first place was the rock and roll. male counterparts. show"The Miser,"and Martini adds Now that explains everything Likewise each of the monologues $150taeek IT 403-3006 jokingly, "I was attracted to Bill about the affair except the odd have been infused with new life be­ [Allard] sexually." couple. cause each actor"didn't do it accord­ This type of humor is also what Cast in two of the monologues ing to Bogosian, but how they really attracted Martini to the "Sex, Drugs is The Foghorn's own Tiffany thought the character was." and Rock and Roll" script. Maleshefski. Bogosian tans are going to see an Written by Eric Bogosian, it is a Although she jokes that she got array of interpretations of his work Recycle! collection of 1 1 monologues. cast because "I slept with the direc­ this weekend. Bogosian has several works pub­ tor," fvlaleshefski is bursting with Tickets are only $3 for students The trees will thank you. lished all ofthe same format. talent in her own right. and $5 general admission.. Red Roses and Petrol The Shotgun Pleasanton. Guest appearances by from 8 to 9 p.m. KUSF is at 90.3 on APRIL 2 Players and Diaspora Productions John Taylor &. Emerald, "Mantis", your FM dial. So crank it all the way presents Red Roses and Petrol. This The Deeply Irish Dancers and the to the left. Thursday west coast premiere bv Joseph Highland Dancers. Tickets are $10 Palo Alto Players Tickets are now O'Connor and directed by Patrick for adults and $6 for children 12 and Open Mic Fruitful Grounds, the 'J*3 I - available for the Palo Alto Player's Dooley is about what happens within under. For more information, call coffee shop on Fulton that is not musical Babe at the Lucie Stern a family when their lines of commu­ Joyce Taylor at (408) 578-6148. Starbucks, will present an open mic Theater. This warm and whimsical nication disintegrate despite desper­ featuring Sonny Fairley, a classic jazz musical comedy celebrating parent­ ate attempts to preserve the appear­ artist, tonight at 8:30 p.m. For more APRIL 6 hood with music and lyrics by ance of civility. Performances will be information, call 221-1876. Fruitful Richard Maltby and David Shire and held Thursdays through Saturdays, Grounds is located at 1813 Fulton book by Sybille Pearson, previews on April 3rd through the 26th at the 450 Monday Street. Geary Studio Theatre. Tickets are $12 LGBT The next USF Lesbian/Gay/ Friday, April 24th and runs through Bookmaking with Ferns Oooh! This Thursdays and Sundays and $15 Bisexual/Transgendered Alliance May 10th at this popular Palo Alto should be fun! Learn to make a book Fridays and Saturdays. For more meeting will be held today at 6 p.m. venue. Performances will take place with thread, paper and glue. Deco­ information or reservations, call in the Hayes-Healy formal lounge. Wednesdays through Saturdays with rate it with ferns that are flourishing (510)655-0813. All are welcome. curtain time at 8 p.m. and Sunday, from this year's plentiful rainfall. April 26th and May 10th at 2:30 p.m. Human Cloning Human Cloning Sounds like kindergarten, doesn't it? Tickets are $15 for the Friday preview APRIL 7 This is held at the Randall Museum, performance, $17-$ 19 for regular Science, Ethics and Public Policy, a conference sponsored by the College 199 Museum Way, from 10 a.m. to performances, and $21 for the Tuesday noon. It's $7 a person. Is it worth it? opening night gala on April 25th. For of Arts and Sciences and the Fleishhacker Chair in Philosophy will Public Safety ASUSF is presenting a You be the judge. $7 to me means a all ticket services, please call (650) public safety open forum today at used CD. 329-0891. be held today and tomorrow in Lone Mountain room 148 There will be 12:30 p.m. in McLaren 251. Come The Randall Museum Go to the In and Out Today at 9:30 p.m. the two seminar tonight at 7 p.m. two ask questions and tell public safety Randall Museum today and never get Source will be presenting the film "In tomorrow with one at 9:30 a.m. and how you think they are doing. By the lost again. This beginners class will and Out" as part of their special one at 1:00 p.m. These Eight expert way, there will be free food. teach the basics of compass opera­ LGBT Film Series in Harney 235. The speakers on the topic will be sure to St Elmo's Fire It's all about drugs, tion and map reading. The price is $7 social that was planned for that provide an three interesting semi- Georgetown and the 80's. What more a person. For more information, call evening has been postponed because do you need? Go see St. Elmo's Fire 5549600. the movie starts later then we had tonight at 9 p.m. in Harney 235 as expected. Ifyou have any questions, KDNZ An event like no other will be APRIL 4 presented by the Source. call the LGBT hotline at x5914. taking place tonight on the KDNZ Senate Join Senate as they meet to airwaves. Jennifer M. LeBarre, the Tom, Dick and Harry The Source Saturday discuss issues. Yes, that's right, issues. manager at World Fare will be concert series presents "Tom, Dick & Exploratorium The San Francisc What issues? Attend and find out. 6 joining Brent Lau and Catherine Harry" today in Harney Plaza at Exploritorium presents a special film p.m. in UC413. Mifsud on their weekly show, the 12:30. and sound event, "Movements for Wednesday Evening Hump tonight Movies", featuring live improvisa­ from 8 to 10 p.m. Students will have Wanna Run For Office? Today is the tional music for experimental films APRIL 8 first day ASUSF Election applications the opportunity to ask any questions performed by the unusual sound they may have about what goes on at will be available. If you're interested, producing group Mobius Operandi, Wednesday pick one up today in UC 402. World Fare, including questions tonight and tomorrow in the Stanford Music Some person who about the staff, the prices, the hours Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll College Exploritorium's McBean Theater at 2 we don't know is famous or not of operation, and the quality and named Sandor Salgo will speak on Players' Second Stage presents "Sex, p.m. This event is free with admis­ nutritional value ofthe food. All great Russian composers, including Drugs, and Rock & Roll" tonight and sion to the museum, located at 3601 students with questions should call Lyon Street. For more information, Tchaikovsky, Scriabin and tomorrow and Saturday nights in the the interview hotline at x5876. call 563-7337. Rachmaninoff. The presentation Crossroads Cafe at 8 p.m. Questions must be called into this will feature musical examples by number by 8:00 a.m. this morning. If 0) Black Student Union USF's Black Stanford Music Department faculty you have further questions about this APRIL 3 Student Union will present its third member Frederick Weldy on piano event, call the KDNZ voice mail at annual step show today at 2 p.m. in tonight at 7:30 p.m. in the x5877. Friday Memorial Gvm. Campbell Recital Hall. Tickets cost 0) Stanford Music Stanford University's $25. For more information, call Alcoholics Anonymous An Attitude Department of Music, in celebrating APRIL 5 (650) 725-2787. Adjustment Meeting of Alcoholics its 50th Anniversary, will present a Anonymous will now be meeting KUSF KUSF will present "Filipino "Musicircus" from 7 to 11 p.m. Sunday daily from 6:15 a.m. to 7:15 a.m. Migrations: 16th Century to the tonight at the Braun Music Center. behind St. Ignatious Church in the Daylight Savings! Hey, what time is Present" with James Sobredo. This is The musical carnival will feature over new conference room. All are o it? 10 o'clock? No! You're late! It's 11. a presentation of USF and 300 musicians from the Stanford welcome! u. Remember, turn your clocks forward Kasamahan, broadcasted tonight community. Along with music will 1 hour. Hey, it also be games and food vendors. gives you a good Prizes will be awarded for attendees excuse to be who dress up as famous musicians. tired. The event is free and it is open to the public. For more information, call Student Mass (650) 723-3811. Possible costume The weekly ideas: Billy Idol, Mozart, Milli Vanilli, student mass will Vanilla Ice and with a couple of be held tonight, friends, you can all go as Gwar. as usual, in St. Ignatius Church. The San Francisco Early Music Join Campus Society The San Francisco Early Ministry Music Society presents Arcangeli afterwards for Baroque Strings in a concert featur­ cookies in lower ing J.S. Bach's Brandenburg Concer­ Phelan Hall. tos as well as concertos by Telemann and Handel. Performances are Stanford Music tonight at 8 p.m. at All Saints' Today at 2:30 at Episcopal Church, 555 Waverly Ave. the Campbell in Palo Alto and tomorrow at St. • Recital Hall, John's Presbyterian Church, 2727 Tiffany Kuo, College Ave. in Berkeley. Tickets are pianist, will be on sale at the door, $20 for general performing admission, $17 for seniors and works by Compiled by... members and $10 for students, or by Beethoven, Berg, Brian Murphy calling the SFEMS box office at (510) Boulez and Liszt. The Scene Calendar is a 528-1725. Admission is weekly listing of events at free, so why not? Poisonous Mushrooms Poisonous and around USF. For further Mushrooms is the topic of a lecture information, call To have an event listed by William Freedman, member and (650)723-3811. in the Scene Calendar, past president of the Mycological mail (e- or snail-) or bring Society of San Francisco. 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415.422.6122 the general public. For more infor­ the Amador EXPLORATORIUM AND MOBIL'S OPERANDI 2130 Fulton Street mation about this lecture, call 239- Theater located W eicrl Picterof the?*Jc San Francisco group Mobius Operandi creates live, improvisational music San Francisco, CA 94117 3580. at 1155 Santa for 10 to 15 short films at the Exploratorium. Their instruments range from electro-acoustic sound Rita Road, [email protected] sculptures and vocals to cake pans, toys, bicycle springs, sheet metal and other everyday objects. 18 San Francisco Foghorn SPORTSWEEK April 2, 1998 Buller, Battle at Benedetti for WCC Lead Gossert From Back Page we're playing," said sophomore define how the rest of the WCC outfielder Pat Walsh, who leads the schedule will play out. But as is the team in runs scored with 42. "We Shut Down case with the WCC, no team is ever pretty much have to do the things really out of the running. that we've been doing and as long St. Mary's "For everybody in the WCC, it's as we don't beat ourselves we going to come down to the wire," said should be fine." From Back Page senior pitcher Sean Buller. "There In the last eight games between son when San Francisco closed out isn't that perennial power. It's defi­ the two teams since the '96 season, with four straight series victories. nitely going to come down to the last Pepperdine has won six, but his­ "It's good for our record to win week's in May. We just need to come tory really has no effect on this those series," said freshman third out against young Dons baseman Gregg Omori. "But it's Pepperdine and team. also important that we get the con­ win one game at WCC Baseball Standings "We know fidence to roll into the weekend a time." WCC Overall they're, a really (with Pepperdine)." W L W I No matter San Francisco 12 3 24 10 good team," After two close non-conference what Buller says, Pepperdine ID 2 20 14 said Walsh. "We losses to Sacramento State on St. Loyola Marymount 6 3 16 15 respect them, San Francisco San Diego 7 5 1? 19 Patrick's Day, USF traveled to has emerged as Santa Clara 7 8 17 15 but we don't Gonzaga where the Dons cruised the new peren­ Saint Mary's 1 6 4 12 fear them." to three WCC victories. Portland 2 a 6 IS nial power. Even v Santa Clara Gonzaga l n • 3 22 "We knew we needed some though the Dons is the two-time sweeps," said sophomore outfielder are young and defending Pat Walsh. "We knew we couldn't inexperienced, they have climbed to WCC champion, but Pepperdine is lose those games because it would the top ofthe WCC ladder and proved the league's most consistent win­ come back to haunt us later." themselves capable ofbeing a power­ ner. The Waves have won the WCC Following a frustrating loss to house over the next few seasons, with crown in eight of the past 13 sea­ #19 Washington on Mar. 25, where only two seniors on the roster. sons and have finished in second the Huskies overcame a 4-3 deficit If Pepperdine wants the WCC place in four other seasons. in the seventh inning enroute to a title for itself they will have to go Pepperdine also won the national 9-4 win, San Francisco swept a through San Francisco to get it. championship in 1992. double-header with St. Mary's in "We just have to play our game The Dons have won eight of Moraga on Mar. 28. The victories and really not worry about who their last nine WCC games, all set a new school record for con­ against the bottom three teams in secutive WCC wins at nine. the league. The Hilltoppers did Freshman Chris Gossert (6-0, take two out of three against both 2.95 ERA) and juniorSean Buller (6- San Diego and Santa Clara earlier 1,3.95 ERA) threw complete games in the season, but the Pepperdine to thwart St. Mary's, by scores of 6-2 series will be the Dons' first signifi­ and 7-1. The streak, however, was cant WCC challenge. Dons Freshman Sensation Gregg Omori leads the WCC with eight snapped the next day when USF fell The key for the Dons this week­ homeruns and 43 runs batted in. His .381 batting average is tops on the 3-1 to the Gaels in the final game of end will be pitching. In order for the team and fourth in the league. His bat will be key against Pepperdine. the series despite freshman Chris Waves' big bats to be silenced, se­ Thogersen's complete game effort. nior Sean Buller, and two freshmen, "We just weren't executing," Chris Gossert and Chris Thogersen "We know (Pepperdine) is a really good team. said Walsh about the game on Sun­ will have to deliver. Buller (6-1) We respect them, but we don't fear them." day. "It probably helped us out for starts the first game on Saturday —Pat Walsh this upcoming weekend, though, hoping to add to his team-leading because we were able to learn from USF OUTFIELDER ON THE UPSTART DONS' four complete games. BIG WEEKEND SERIES WITH PEPPERDINE the mistakes we made." "There's no adjustments to be On Mar. 14 and 15 the Dia­ made," said Buller. "So I'm just go­ mond Dons swept Portland at ing to go out there and do the same Thogersen (4-2) opens Sunday hard in practice," said Walsh. "The Benedetti, 7-4,17-4, and closed out things I've been doing against against the Waves' Brad Tucker (5- biggest thing is to work on the the series with a stunning 7-6 vic­ Pepperdine." 0,3.21 ERA) to close out the series. mental side. I'm not really going to tory when Tony Hurtado crushed Gossert (6-0) follows in the In addition, the Dons' bats need change anything. I'm just going to a homerun in the bottom of the nightcap putting his undefeated to return for the huge Pepperdine go out there and keep swinging." 14th inning to end the game. record on the line. series. Three of the four big hitters The series against Pepperdine "Our confidence is really up USE SPORTS INFORMATION "I hope to do pretty much what for USF struggled last week with opens Saturday, Apr. 4 at 11:00am there especially after going into St. Dons Shortstop David Meliah was I've been doing the last few weeks," Gregg Omori going 2 for 12 (.167), with a doubleheader at Benedetti Mary's and Gonzaga, winning named WCC Player ofthe Week said Gossert, "just being success­ Tony Hurtado going 3 for 15 (.200), Diamond. The third and final those series and sweeping Port­ on March 23, the third Don to win ful and mentally prepared for each and Pat Walsh going 3 for 16 (. 188). game in the series will be Sunday, land," said Buller. that award this season. pitch of the game." "We've really been working Apr. 5 beginning at 1:00pm. "Brutality" of Sport Unites Rugby Team From Back Page Kane. "(They) have given us a lot of led player tries to pass the ball back cated team. experience. Kevin has gotten us to to a teammate. f "We were a mess in the begin­ play together, to play our positions, "Rugby is going to war every Saturday...It makes "People ask me why we do it," ning," said Kane. "We've come a and to play rugby the right way. He's you close. It's very powerful and you don't said Kane of the violence of rugby. long way from there." got us working on skills and our forget that." "We come back (from each game) Past efforts to create a rugby understanding of the game." and we are all injured. (But) once team at USF have failed, but a num­ With the manpower and the —Ray Kane the adrenaline starts pumping, you ber of factors allowed this team to knowledge of its foreign contin­ SOPHOMORE RUGBY PLAYER don't feel anything. be the trailblazer. A core of 15-20 gent, the team lacked only funding. "I love it," said Kane. "It's a fun players have given stability to the However, the team was able to line game to play." team, and a small group of inter­ up sponsorship from two busi­ you will be fine." other out. It makes you close. It's very The Dons will need that attitude national students with rugby expe­ nesses, Countrywide Loans and Pat The brutality of the sport is powerful and you don't forget that. this weekend. In a tournament fea­ rience have taken the roles of teach­ O'Shea's Pub, and require only $50 unmistakeable. Unlike American "It's a major team sport," he con­ turing Cal, Stanford, and UC-Davis, ing the game to their teammates. dues from its players. football, the players wear no pads tinued. "The core 20 (players) are three of last season's national colle­ "The foreign guys are the ones The process of learning the game and the tackling is nearly as intense really tight." giate final four, USF's main compe­ who help coaching," said Kane. was difficult for the American play­ (though hitting is disallowed). "There is a lot more camarade­ tition this weekend is still the game Also instrumental was the sup­ ers, but most were helped by their Concussions are common and rie than in any other sport," said of rugby itself. port of co-Head Coaches Kevin experience other sports. the injuries mount after each game. Tower. "Through all the brutality, "In the course of one game you Barth and Bill Edmonds, who were "It's very similar to football," said "It's a two-day sport," said Kane. you still feel better at the end. Get­ can see how much we learn," said able to link the USF squad with the sophomore Brian Olmes, who was "Saturday you play the game and ting through (the game) is hard, but Kane, who said that the Dons' 62-0 rugby team from the Olympic Club a star wrestler in high school and Sunday you recover from your in­ getting to the end is such a great loss to UC-Davis actually brought in the City. Edmonds coaches the also played lacrosse. "There is a lot juries. Injuries come with rugby. It's reeling. It's amazing." compliments from people who Olympic Club and Barth is a player of contact and skill. You have to use the nature of the game." The imagery of war and protect­ know rugby." It was actually a pretty for the team, and the USF team has your wits." Ironically, however, it is the very ing each other is not just ma­ good showing for a first-year team." both practiced and played against Indeed, even a former USF bas­ brutality of the sport which is what chismo—it is part of the game. In one season, in six short the Olympic Club. In addition, ketball player believes rugby might draws the players in and gives them Unlike American football, there are months since the team's first make­ Edmonds once played for the All have a leg up on the traditional the sense of teamwork which is no real stoppages of play. Once a shift practice in October, USF is pre­ Blacks, a rugby club from New American sports. unique to rugby. player is tackled, he attempts to hold paring to face the nation's best Zealand regarded as one ofthe best "It's more rewarding for me," "Rugby is going to war every Sat­ on to the ball while his teammates rugby teams. rugby teams in history. said senior Ryan Rutherford. urday with a group of people," said form a wall in front of him, called a "All the support (we need) "They don't have a lot of time, but "Rugby is such a brutal game, but Kane. "When you go to war together, ruck, literally shielding him from comes from within the team," said in practice they are very helpful," said (if you can take it) and play hard, you are constantly helping each charging opponents while the tack­ Rutherford. San Francisco Foghorn SPORTSWEEK April 2, 1998 19

Louis Galian J-^ mfim Karri SMMMMA WCW^^^RC. y*^ USF Golf Among Best at STANDINGS March Madness Koret Flag Football Makes Memories WCC Championships Rambling Wreck of USF should look back fondly on Kendrick Tech 3 0 their NCAA tournament experience, Laces Out 1 0 Foghorn Staff Report well ahead of third-place Gonzaga. and tenth place, respectively. lgorots 1 I but there wil] always be a nagging The men's squad was only 12 The men's squad placed three Jeet 1 1 notion of what might have been. The USF women's golf team strokes off the winning score of freshmen in the top 13, paced by The Scrubs 1 1 Despite Utah's run to the title finished second to Pepperdine in 869 by champion Santa Clara. REFC 1 I Chad Thompson, whose score of APALSA 0 3 game, the Dons very well could have the West Coast Conference golf Lady Dons senior Maria 219 was only four shots back and beaten the Utes in the first round. championship on Tuesday, while Borjesson made the WCC all-con­ earned him in a sixth-place tie and Koret Indoor Soccer The Dons were outplaying the Utes the USF men's team finished in a ference team by shooting a 229,13 all-conference honors. A-Team 5 in the second half and had gobbled fourth-place tie. shots off the winning pace and Matt Larson finished tied for The Phoenix 5 up much of Utah's 23-point lead, The women's team, last year's good for fourth place in the indi­ Colchoneros 5 pulling to within eight points. Then, ninth, only one stroke behind Th­ Fresh Peppers 4 WCC champs, finished 52 strokes vidual standings. Freshman ompson, and Fernando Gomez The Illegals 4 a few costly turnovers squandered behind Pepperdine (891-943) in Natalie Nakamura and senior An­ shot a 221, landing him in a 13th F.C. Tear Away 3 away the Dons' momentum. the three-day event, but did finish drea Dunning finished in eighth place tie. Natural Born Players 3 USF played well in stretches, but Coral Reefers 2 Happy Hamsters Utd. 2 M.J. Nodilo disappeared, Zerrick Food Here 1 Campbell looked nervous, and the The Tortfeasors 1 Dons inexplicably were not all that Bulldogs 0 The Funk 0 persistent about getting the ball to The Mix Ups 0 Hakeem Ward inside. All in all a great experience, but the Dons were SPORTSWEEK Koret Volleyball w a much better team than they The Beach Bums 5 showed in Boise. Hilltoppers 4 1.0 Other notes, quotes, and com­ PWO 3 2.0 Re-direct 2 3.0 ments from the NCAA tourney.... Rollin' Deep II 1 4.0 • My new idol: Rick Majerus. Zoot 0 5.0 • No better than Damian Koret Men's Basketball Cantrell, but had a national stage and W L GB a ridiculous dance: Mark Madsen. Blues & Bruise 5 0 — • Take that Phil Mathews: Jamal We're Tall 4 1 1.0 Festering Soars 4 1 1.0 Cobbs, shooting 4-5 from three- Thursday Bricks 4 1 1.0 point range against Utah. Different Strokes 3 2 2.0 • Make sure the back door Fighting Illini 3 2 2.0 Peninsula Players 2 3 3.0 doesn't hit your ass on the way out: Very Fine Chillers 2 3 3.0 Overrated Princeton, gone in the Village Bicycles 2 3 3.0 second round. Educated Fools 2 3 3.0 Bout It Bout It 0 5 5.0 • Spoiled fans will be calling for Above The Trim 0 5 5.0 him to be fired after his first loss Koret Women's Basketball next season: Tubby Smith. W L GB • Somehow, I'd bet this guy is a Wildcats 4 0 — jerk: Scott Padgett. Underground 3 1 1.0 • Norm McDonald, recently Court Jesters 2 2 2.0 Reign 1 3 3.0 fired from his Weekend Update gig The Blue Meanies 0 4 4.0 on Saturday Night Live, plays a pretty mean power forward: Utah's Alex Jensen. • Speaking of look-alikes: If we Recycle never had to seem him grow up, I'd swear that Kevin Arnold turned or we'll into Bryce Drew of Valparaiso. • Thank God Duke didn't make the Final Four, thus sparing us more find nauseating stories about how big his heart it: Steve Wojciechowski. you! •Hell, I'm 5'10" and will dive for loose balls— does that mean I can play for Duke?: Wojo was the rea­ son that the Blue Devils lost to Ken­ MEXICO OR HAWAII tucky in the South Regional Final. ONLY $250 R/T. • Much better than he played in the tournament: Stanford's Kris Other worldwide destinations cheap. ONLY TERRORISTS CAN GET YOU Weems. THERE CHEAPER! Air Tech (212) 219- • Much worse than he played in 7000. 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CLOSED THURSDAY APRIL 2,1998 http://foghorn.usfca.edu/sports VOLUME 94, ISSUE l6 Dons Surge to WCC Lead 12-3 USF Dons Host Last Wee sweeps Pilots, Weekend Baseball USF (8 inn) 7 USF St. Mary's i Showdown vs. Portland 4 Zags for first St. Mary's 3 USF 17 USF ' i place in WCC Pepperdine Portland 4 Jeff Match Jeff Match USF (14 inn) 7 Men's ASSISTANT SPORTSWEEK EDITOR ASSISTANT SPORTSWEEK EDITOR Portland 6 Basketball Picked to finish fifth in the Utah 85 After sweeping Portland and Sacramento St. 12 preseason standings by the con­ USF ' 68 Gonzaga over Spring Break and USF* 11 grabbing two of three games ference coaches, USF baseball from St. Mary's last weekend, the has surprised everyone by Sacramento St. 10 Women's Golf West Coast Conference-leading storming the West Coast Con­ USF 9 Pepperdine 891 San Francisco Dons host sec­ ference and sits in first place af­ USF (11 inn) 12 USF 943 ond-place Pepperdine this week­ ter 15 games (12-3). With its 21 Gonzaga 9 Gonzaga 1072 Santa Clara 1072 end in a clash of WCC titans at newcomers, the Dons are rack­ USF 9 Benedetti Diamond. ing up the runs on offense and Gonzaga 2 Men's Golf Pepperdine enters the series stifling the opposition with solid Santa Clara 869 pitching. USF 8 with a six-game winning streak San Diego 876 while the Dons have a little mo­ But Pepperdine is coming to Gonzaga 5 Saint Mary's 878 mentum of their own, posting town Saturday and this Washington 9 San Francisco 881 wins in nine of their last ten weekend's series is the biggest USF 4 Pepperdine 881 Portland 905 WCC games. one yet for USF and should be USF 6 LMU 915 USF (12-3) leads the confer­ one of the most intense in the St. Mary's 2 Gonzaga 965 ence by half a game over the WCC this season. Waves (10-2) and hopes to add The matchup pits the WCC's to that margin in the first of two top two teams, with 10-2 series on the season between the Pepperdine trailing USF by only two teams. half a game in the conference "There's no adjustments to be The Dons have now won nine standings. made. We just need to come straight series against WCC op­ USF SPORTS INFORMATION At the midpoint ofthe WCC ponents dating back to last sea- Senior Ace Sean Buller looks to add to his team-leading four season, this weekend's series will out against Pepperdine and Saint Mary's: Page 18 complete games against Pepperdine on Saturday. Battle: Page 18 win one game at a time." —Sean Buller DONS SENIOR PITCHER ON THIS WEEKEND'S SERIES WITH PEPPERDINE USF Rugby Teams Up for War Louis Galian more Ray Kane. rect USF rugby after many failed attempts. SPORTSWEEK EDITOR Numbers The team has already fought two battles, Club Sports Director Mike Armstrong One scrum and ruck at a time, the USF losing 62-6 to UC-Davis and 42-3 to San pledged support if the USF senior could rugby team has laid the foundation for Jose St. However, for those who know recruit enough players, and after Domingo long-lasting program. Now a recognized rugby, it has been a meteoric rise for USF posted flyers throughout campus last Sep­ Number of wins needed by USF club sport, the rugby squad travels to a pres­ rugby despite the lopsided scores. tember, a loyal core of players readily en­ baseball to break school's record of tigious tournament this weekend at UC- They might have lost a few battles, but listed. Santa Barbara to butt heads with the 32 wins set in 1971. Twenty-five in some ways, they have already won the And though most didn't know exactly nation's best. war. what they were getting into, months of games remain on the schedule. Literally. No draft was necessary for team captain practice have molded a skilled and dedi- "Rugby is like going to war," said sopho­ Mike Domingo, who attempted to resur­ Rough: Page 18 Briefly The USF Men's Basketball team Dons' Magical Run Ends in Boise held its awards banquet on Mar. 24 at Gabbiano's restaurant in the Utah bounces City. Seniors Hakeem Ward and Damian Cantrell were named USF in NCAA the Dons' co-Most Valuable first round Players, after leading USF to the The Dons lost in the first round NCAA tournament and the WCC ofthe NCAA tournament to Utah, title. Other award winners were: 85-68, ending San Francisco's best season in years at 19-11. The game Captain's Award Jamal Cobbs (Sr.) marked their first NCAA appear­ Most Inspirational M.J. Nodilo (Sr.) ance since 1982. Defender of the Year Hakeem Ward led the Dons Zerrick Campbell (Sr.) with 16 points and Jamal Cobbs Most Improved Ra'oof Sadat (Fr.) scored 16. Michael Doleac of Utah and Mark Nees (Sr.) led all scorers with 27 points. The Dons, despite a gritty ef­ fort, were clearly nervous and did not play their best basketball. Baseball Still, USF made a run midway through the second half to cut a vs. Pepperdine (DH) 23-point Utah lead to eight points. Apr. 4 @ 11 am The Utes' size and free throw vs. Pepperdine Apr. 5 @ 1 pm shooting proved too much, how­ ever, as Doleac finished 15-17 vs. Southern Utah from the free throw line. The USF loss marked the fi­ Apr. 9@2pm nal appearance for Dons seniors JAMKS TEDFORD/FOGHORN Zerrick Campbell, Damian * Completion of halted game started on The Dons' Faithful Fans made the 12-hour trek to Boise, braving tempramental bus drivers, obnoxious Cantrell, Cobbs, Mark Nees, M.J. 1/30/98 Utah fans, and the Idaho anti-culture. Nodilo and Ward.