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Volume 128, Issue 28 www.rel'iew.udel.edu Frida)·, Fcbruar)· 2, 2002 Treasurer position to remain empty JAMIEABZUG leaving because I have such a high he said. " I will miss him in that presiding over eight separate bond Senior Staff Reporter regard for the people I have worked respect. " We will all have to issues and changing how the Stephen Grimble, vice president with," he said. "I have such a high work a little harder to make up for university's endowments were and university treasurer, is retiring regard for the mission of this school his loss." managed. this year after seven years of service, a nd what it tries to do for the This is Grimble's third retirement. "Steve Grimble is a proud Executive Vice President D avid students. Before working for the university he alumnus of the University of Hollowell said. "1 hate to leave that." worked at DuPont and served in the Delaware and he has undertaken Hollowell will be taking over a Grimble said that when he Air Force. each and every one o f his majority of Grimble's gr aduated from the university in R oselle said he is confident responsibilities as treasurer with the responsibilities once he is gone. 1966 he never thought he would be Hollowell will be able to handle the sort of energy, concern and love of University President D avid P ." able to serve his alma mater as he additional duties. the institution that his alumnus status Roselle stated in an e-mail message did. Hollowell said he has already had would suggest," Roselle said. that Grimble was responsible for " I l ove the campus - it is significant involvement in areas Grimble said he leaves the billing and collection of amounts beautiful - but on the other hand I under the treasurer's jurisdiction. university with respect for the due, commercial banking and feel that the only constant in life is "The plan is that Grimble will not administrators he has worked with. custodial services, borrowing, change," he said. "I feel at this time be replaced, but that I will " I had the pleasure of working insurance, investment management, in the university's history it is a permanently take over many of the with wonderful people who don't get internal auditing, projections of good time for me to leave. I am tasks," he said. the notice they deserve," he said. revenues and numerous other tasks. proud of my contribution, and the Roselle said Grimble has proved Grimble said although he is contribution of those I worked with." his wor th to the university by THE REVIEW/Rob Meletti dedicated to the university, it is time Associate Treasurer Alvin undertaking several tasks such as University Treasurer and Vice President Stephen Grimble to move on after seven years of Robertson said he will miss Grimble gaining all approvals needed for See editorial, A12 was responsible for tasks uch as internal auditing, billing service. in ·the workplace. construction and financing the and coUection, insurance and projection of revenues. " I have mixed feelings about "He was wonderful to work for," University Courtyard project, Trustee serves for Panel pushes 'eco-economy' BY JEFF LUDWIG Studem Affairs Editor A diverse and distinguished quarter century panel of speakers met Wednesday night in the Perkins Student Center TOM MONAGHAN Roselle." to discuss America's pressing Administratil'e News Editor Fischer, a member of the energy concerns, oil usage and When Robert A. Fischer Jr. finance, public affairs and responsible energy solutions for the graduated from the university in advancement and executive future to a crowd of approximately 1970 as a business administration committees, was proJTJP!ed to vice 50 people _ major, he never imagined he would chairman in 1999 and ~r · ' ~oving be asked by Gov. Sherman W. his position very seriously. Towards a Responsible Energy Tribbitt to sit on the Board of His responsibilities mostly Future" included Russell Peterson, Trustees six years later. include oversight of the school and former governor of Delaware, John " I feel like I got a great not necessarily creating policies, he Byrne, director of the university's education at the university," he said. Center for Energy and said. " I think one of the most "We don't implement a lot of Environmental Policy, Edwin L. lasting things that I took away was policies," Fischer said. " Instead, Mongan, DuPont's manager of the friends that I made and still we primarily work in collaboration environmental stewardship, Floris THE REVIEW/JeffLudwig know today." with the university to make sure Johnson , representative of the Since he joined the board as a THE REVlEW/Courtesy of Pierre Hayward Gwich'in people of northern Alaska The Union of Concerned Scientists and the Clean Air Council that the policies are fair and good." Alumnus Robert A. Fischer Jr. were two of several groups advocating alternate means of energy. 28-year-old, Fischer has used his He said his experiences in the and Thomas B. Evans Jr., former position to help the university grow has served on the university's Delaware congressman. business world - as president of Board of Trustees since 1970. The Bush administration is He said the world's largest wind into the institution it is today. Fischer Investments, vice president Panelists focused on a number of "This is a whole different world especially guilty of ignoring farm will soon go online on the of Fischer D evelopment getting to know the other members issues concerning oil needs and than when I went to environmental issues, he said, Oregon-Washington border, and a Corporation, a of the board and administrative production, car emissions, the university," he attempting to increase oil drilling in farm 10 times its size is being member of the team," he said. "Not just meeting renewable energy sources and the said. a rapidly depleting reservoir. planned in South Dakota. board of Bayhealth them, but working with them and importance of citizens in the private It is time for the country to build Fischer refuses to " American's current energy Medical Center and learning from them." sector becoming involved in give himself credit production is causing a devastating on a culture of environmentalists, the executive Fischer said he is committed to environmental policy. for this impact on the environment," he Peterson said, moving from an committee and working with the other members of The forum was multidisciplinary said. "We must tum things around." industrial revolution to an transformation. in nature, sponsored by the Sierra board of PNC Bank the bo ~nd to try and make the environmental one. deferring instead to Fortunately, he said, many - have prepared university as student-friendly as Club, Delaware Audubon society, "Herein lies the hope for all life President D avid P. citizens in the private sector have him for the task of possible. Clean Air Council, Nature Society, on earth," he said. Roselle. become concerned with these helping manage a "The board is the backbone of A laska Coalition, U nion of Peterson also spoke briefly about "[The Boa rd of issues. major univer sity, the school," he said. "We are all Concerned Scientists, Students for the necessity of decreasing the Trustees] does a This hope for a new " eco­ but he has still here for the students." the Environment, state Public emissions and wastefulness that good amount of economy" calls for a move from learned a lot from Even after 26 years on the board Interest Research Groups and exist within the automotive oversight and nuclear and fossil fuels to solar and his peers. of the university, Fischer is still National Environmental Trust. cheerleading," he wind energy sources, Peterson said. industry. "I have to say one enthusiastic about his position and "The energy we select to power Byrne further explored this idea, said, " but I think a Wind power, he said, will be the of the more the university. our civilization now will greatly which centered on environmentalJy lot of credit has to "workhorse of the environmental rewarding aspects of "I think the U of D is a pretty affect our way of life in the future," go to President revolution." my position is solid place to be," he said. Peterson said. see SPEAKERS page A4 Exhibition sends ice skaters off to Winter Olympic Games TOM MONAGHAN usually accompanies a competition. Administratil·e N<' ll'< £dilllr "My mom and her friend were there The university said goodbye and and it was good to perform for them," good luck to the Olympic katers who she said. "My mom comes to almost train at its facilities in two farewell a ll of my performances. I guess she exhibitions Saturday at the Fred Rust has spent so much money on it, she Ice Arena. wants to see the results." The highlight of the events was the Wheat's easy-going attitude seemed performance by university junior and to be in sync with the dispositions of Olympic team member .Tiffany Scott the other skaters, especially Scott and and her partner Philip Dulebohn, who Dulebohn. wrapped up the exhibition with a At the earl ier of the two routine set to Eric Clapton's c lassic performances, the CD providing the love song, " Wonderful Tonight," music to their routine began to skip. followed by a procession around the throwing off their carefully rink with all the performers. choreographed moves. Jeff Schneider, an instructor in the Showing unblinking resolve, they health and exercise science laughingly shrugged off the mishap department, said the exhibitions. and went on to perform their program which included performances from without. member of the O lympic teams from Every performance viewed by the Finland. IsraeL Russia. kraine and crowd represented the culmination of the United States. were the final countless hours of work, Schneider performances of the teams before they said. The Olympic hopefuls train on traveled to Colorado Springs to train ice for three or four hours every day, THE REV LEW/Leslie Lloyd in high-altitude environments in including time spent with a coach and Jonathon Hunt and Laura Handy, 2002 national team members in the preparation for the games. individual skating, and do senior pairs division, performed Saturday at the Fred Rust Ice Arena. Sara Wheat. a member of the 2002 approx imately an hour of outside during an ice skating performance "When first attempting a trick. you na tional team in the senio r ladies work. including weight and stamina when executi ng some of the have to do it very slowed-down. category and performer in the event, training. maneuvers. When first trying risky sometimes even from a standstill." she THE REVIEW/Leslie Lloyd said Saturday's exhibition was fun An important element in practicing tricks, Wheat said, safety is the first said. "As you get more confident. then Junior Tiffany Scott and her partner, Philip Dulebohn, because it lacked tbc pressure that is recognizing the potential for injury concern. you can really go for it.'" are 2002 olympic team members in the pairs category.

' A2 • THE REVIEW • February 2, 2002 Bingeing named public health threat

TOM MONAGHAN even music if they desire." Admim.\lratil't' News Ed;tnr Bishop said the reason college A recent study released by the binge drinking is seen as a public American Medical Association issue instead of a personal problem found binge drinking by college is because it affects more than just students is now seen as a public the person who chooses to drink. health threat, said Rich Yoast, " To make an analogy, the director of the AMA' s Office of situation with college binge Alcohol and Drug Abuse. drinking is like the situation with The study was conducted by a cigarettes," he said. random telephone survey of 80 I "There were no changes in U.S. ECONOMY RESUMES GROWTH; FED HOLDS ON 21-year-olds during a two-month policies until people realized that INTEREST RATES period. there was the capacity for harm to . WASHINGTON, D.C. - Led by soaring auto sales and a sharp The study found that 95 percent the public at large and not just the mcrease m government spending, the U.S. economy resumed growth at of the respondents believed binge individual smoker. Only then did 0.2 percent in the final three months of last year, the Commerce drinking is a serious threat to we start to see some changes." Department reported Wednesday. college students, not a " rite of The RWJ Foundation has been The unexpectedly strong number, a first estimate that will be passage." responsible for many policy revisedin coming months, suggests that the U.S. recession that began Respondents that were parents changes in the city of Newark and last spnng may have already ended. If so, it will have been the mildest of college students were most at the university since 1996, on record. concerned about their children Bishop said. With the pro s pe~t ~ for an economic rebound improving steadily, driving under the influence and • THE REVIEW/Celia Deitz Such changes include altering Federal Reserve offtcials meeting Wednesday decided not to lower the engaging in unprotected or Nmety-five percent of respondents to a study said binge drinking target for overnight interest rates. is not just a rite of passage, but a serious public health threat. the way alcohol violations are unwanted sex, Yoast said. perceived and handled in the Wednesday's meeting was the first since the beginning of last year Binge drinking, defined as binge drinking can leave in his or curb drinking binges by students. university's judicial system and at which the target was not reduced to help boost the economy. The consuming four or more drinks in her wake. Most notably, the university lowering the accepted driving Fed bas ~esponded aggressiv~ ly to the slowdown by lowering its target a sitting, has effects that ripple The Robert Wood Johnson blood alcohol concentration in the rate 11 times, for a cumulattve cut of 4.75 percentage points, to 1.75 through an entire community, the offers additional funding to any Foundation's goal is to help put an organization that offers alcohol­ city of Newark from .10 to 0.08, percent. study said. end to such destruction, he said. free events during the peak he said. John Bishop, associate vice " We basically are concerned hinging hours of 10 p.m. to 2 a.m, Bishop said the university is IMMIGRATION JUDGES SEEK INDEPENDENCE FROM president and director of the with curbing the three 'V's'­ he said. one of I 0 colleges in the nation JUSTICE DEPARTMENT Center for Counseling and Student violence, vandalism and vomit," "We have all kinds of initiatives affiliated with the RWJ ~ ASHINGTON, D.C. -The nation's immigration judges are Development, said anyone who Bishop said. for alcohol-free events, and they Foundation. asking Congress to remove their courts from the control of the Justice has walked around Newark on a Eric Norman, Student Centers are all driven by the students," he Department. Sunday morning has seen the coordinator, said the university said. "They can receive funding The National Association of Immigration Judges submitted a 20- damage a student who has been See editorial, A12 and RWJ are taking active steps to for campus media, security and page report to Congress Wednesday in which the judges expressed concern about complaints that America's "core legal values" have been compromised since the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks. This move marks the first time the judges have taken a public stand on an issue since their union was created 23 years ago. Teacher shortages alter standards The report follows a series of executive orders by Attorney General John Ashcroft limiting the judges' discretion in hundreds of cases of BY JAMIE ABZUG "Often the poorest students financially get to show them the ropes." immigrants detained after Sept. 11 and kept hearings, which normally Senior Sraff Reporter the weakest teachers, and teachers tend to go Clark said teachers are in such high demand would be open, secret. A nationwide teacher shortage has changed where the pay and conditions are better." right now that many get jobs immediately after Dan Nelson, a Justice Department spokesman, said Wednesday that the way institutions are educating and recruiting She s~i d the commission is trying to regulate graduation. the agency would not support the judges' proposal "principally teachers, officials said. the starting wages for teachers' salaries to be "Most graduates from our elementary because the immigration courts and Board of Immigration Appeals Christopher Clark, director of the university's equal throughout a state. education program get jobs right away," be said. exercise the authority of the attorney general to enforce the School of Education, said the shortage can Pay raises would then be based on "They are snapped up by recruiters and many do immigration laws of the United States." partially be attributed to the fact that many qualifications and skills, Salvador said. not attend graduate school until later on in their The . report also calls for the creation of a new agency in the current teachers are approaching retirement age. careers." execullve branch to house the j udges, one that would guarantee He said the field of teaching was popular 25 Patricia McNeill-Houston, a new teacher "independence and impartiality in the hearing process." years ago, but today there are not enough people mentor cadre for the Christina School District, The judges currently work for the Executive Office for Immigration entering the profession to keep up with the is in charge of facilitating a mentoring program Review, an arm of Justice that was created in 1983. Before that, the rising demand for educators. "Population has been that serves as a source for new teachers. judges had worked for the Immigration and Naturalization Service. "There has been an increase in the amounts The program, which was started by the of school-aged children and population has been increasing far more district two years ago, is designed to support EXCESS BLOOD DONATIONS DISCARDED AFTER SEPT. 11 increasing far more rapidly than teachers can be and encourage new teachers, she said. ATTACKS educated," Clark said. rapidly than teachers McNeill-Houston said there are WASHINGTON, D.C. - An industry report presented to the U.S. Roberta Salvador, a spokeswoman for the approximately 130 new teachers in the program, Department of Health and Human Services Thursday found that after National Commission on Teaching and can be educated." each of which has a mentor and is required to t~e Sept. II attacks, blood banks discarded supplies at nearly five America's Future, said the commission works attend monthly meetings. t1mes the usual rate and gave such mixed messages about the need for with 20 partner states, of which Delaware is not blood that donations since have plummeted. -Christopher Clark, In an effort to recruit more teachers, the one, to regulate the requirements for incoming district also has a program called Alternative In the three months since the terrorist attacks, a national sample of teachers. director of the university's School of Route for Teacher Certification, she said. 25 blood banks collected 191,000 more units of blood than average, When a state joins with the commission, it Education Participants in this program have held according to the National Blood Data Resource Center. But at least takes_ a teaching policy inventory ensuring thta positions in their fields of expertise, and now 111 ,633, or 58 percent of those units, were discarded because they certain standards are upheld, she said. remained unused and were no longer fresh after 42 days. ______:. _ _.:_• __::·•:....:... • 4 are looking to become educators, McNeill­ The results are then used as a diagnostic tool Houston said. Experts estimate the true amount of waste was far greater, because in order to check the requirements, of new The commission also believes retainment rate The program has produced teachers for high the centers sampled account for just one-third of U.S. blood teachers, many of which are mandated by state of new teachers would improve if they were demand high school subjects including math, collections. policy, Salvador said. mentored during the early phases of their science and English, she said. The report, conducted by a task force of blood centers, is the most "We have observed, according to research, careers. " I think this is a very positive program thorough measure to date of blood industry shortcomings after the that the teaching shortage is regional," she said. "In many cases, new teachers are just thrown because it provides the students with educated Sept. II attacks. · "Good and wealthy school districts do not seem into schools with little experience, right out of instructors, and lets the new teachers teach In addition to wasted blood, the report cites increased error rates in to be experiencing a shortage at all. college," she said. "New teachers need mentors things they know," McNeill-Houston said. donor screening, "donor confusion and disenchantment" and financial losses associated with collection. Karen Schoos Lipton, chief executive of the American Association of Blood Banks, said the consequences could be severe. "What we' re very concerned about is having donors look and say, "As we gather tonight, our nation is at war, our economy is in recession and the civilized world faces 'You had plenty of blood and you didn't really need all the blood for unprecedented dangers. Yet the state of our union has never been stronger." the emergency,' " she said. Much of the industry's concern has been directed at the American President George W. Bush, Jan. 29, 2002 Red Cross, which supplies 45 percent of the nation's blood and sought to stockpile blood collected after Sept. 11 for future needs. Donations plummeted quickly in the wake of the disaster, and by Response ofDelaware legislators to December, blood banks were issuing urgent calls for donors to meet seasonal demands. According to the report, in many centers fewer than 8 percent of the President Bush s State of the Union Address September donors have responded to telephone calls, reminder cards and other pleas from blood centers for repeat donations. ''Now, the tough choices "In the past year, President "President Bush has shown have to be made. Tonight Bush has proven himself to be great resolve in leading our DEADLINE EXTENDED FOR WSJ REPORTER President Bush gave us a a solid leader of our country war abroad, but we still have ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - A group claiming to have possession of glimpse of what he proposes, and the plan he outlined real obstacles to overcome Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl extended the deadline for and in a few days the budget tonight for rooting out here at borne. We must work killing him by one day Thursday. will be released and the picture terrorism and protecting our together to take the next steps In an unsigned e-mail received by Pakistani and Western media, the will become clearer. Nation is an inspiration for all in welfare reform, enact a group said that unless their demands were met, "the Amrikans We will soon find out how Americans. I am equally national energy policy and [Americans] will get what they deserve." the administration is going to pleased that he is rightly pass a real prescription drug The e-mail said the Pearl abduction was not the end and threatened fit all the things it hopes to focused on speeding a full benefit for seniors. a "real war on Arnrikans," who it said would ·'get the taste of death implement, the 10 pounds in economic recovery and The President gave a great and destructions what we got" in Afghanistan and Pakistan. their wish list into the five creating jobs for American speech tonight, but our fiscal A similar e-mail sent Wednesday said Pearl, the Journal's South pound bag. I'm eager to see workers." reality means we face tough Asian bureau chief who disappeared Jan. 23 in Karachi, would be how the President resolves the financial choices ahead." executed after 24 hours and demanded all American journalists leave many hard choices we face." Pakistan within three days or become targets. The latest e-mail gave no reason why the deadline for Pearl's killing Sen. Joseph R. Biden, Jr. Rep. Michael N. Castle Sen. Thomas R. had been extended, and no time was given for the start of the D-Del. R-Del. countdown. Jan. 29, 2002 Jan.29,2002 - compiled by Sara Funaiockfrom the L.A. Times and Washington Post wire services

< ~~'CI 'AIJI!LU, ~'" ,, ~olice ~eports I I I SHOPLIFTER CAUGHT AT rear wall of the Jewish CAR DAMAGED ON SUPERFRESH Community Center reading the KERSHAW STREET A 47-year-old man was arrested word "VAPOR," and on a Market Damage to a 1997 Honda Civic Wednesday afternoon for East Plaza sign reading the word on Ke rshaw Street was reported shoplifti ng from Superfresh o n " SEIZE," Horsman said. There Wednesday morning. New London Road, Newark Police was also paint damage done to a Horsman said $500 worth of said. Dumpster. vandalism was done some time Officer Scott Horsman said the There are no suspects and the between IOp.m. Tuesday night and suspect stole nearly $150 worth of cost of the damages has not yet 8a.m. Wednesday morning video tapes and DVDs from the been determined. Horsman said the person store. jumped on the hood of the car and Horsman said an e mployee THEFT AT HAPPY HARRY'S broke the left side mirror. observed the suspect stealing the An unide ntified person stole merchandise a nd called police $ 114.72 worth of pain reli evers - compiled by Cassy Aitken immediately. early Mond ay night from Happy Harry's on 124 E. Main St. FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY GRAFFITI DISCOVERED ON Horsman said the individual MAIN STREET took 10 bottles of Tylenol Extra Graffiti damage was discovered Strength Tablets and I 0 bottles of Rain, highs in the Sunny, highs in the Partly cloudy, highs Tuesday nig ht in Market East Aleve Caplets. upper 60s upper30s in the upper 30s Plaza on 280 E. Main St. . Horsman said no arrests have Horsman said. been made yet. - courlnr oftlw Nmimwl \\ eathcr Sen•ict' Spray paint was found on the J ' A2 • THE REVIEW • February 2, 2002 Bingeing named public health threat

TOM MONAGHAN even music if they desire." Atlmini.\trtlli\'t! Ne"·.'i Editor Bishop said the reason college A recent study released by the binge drinking is seen as a public American Medical Association issue instead of a personal problem found binge drinking by college is because it affects more than just students is now seen as a public the person who chooses to drink. health threat. said Rich Yoast. " To make an analogy, the director of the AMA 's Office of s ituation with college binge Alcohol and Drug Abuse. drinking is like the situation with The study was conducted by a cigarettes," he said. random telephone survey of 80 I " There were no changes in U.S. ECONOMY RESUMES GROWTH; FED HOLDS ON 21-year-olds during a two-month policies until people realized that INTEREST RATES period. there was the capacity for harm to . WASJ:ILNGTON, D.C. - Led by soaring auto sales and a sharp The study found that 95 percent the public at large and not just the mcrease m government spending, the U.S. economy resumed growth at of the respondents believed binge individual smoker. Only then did 0.2 percent in the final three months of last year, the Commerce drinking is a serious threat to we start to see some changes." Department reported Wednesday. college students. not a "rite of The RWJ Foundation has been The unexpectedly strong number, a first estimate that will be passage.'' responsible for many policy revised. in coming months, suggests that the U.S. recession that began Respondents that were parents changes in the city of Newark and last spnng may have already ended. If so, it will have been the mildest of college students were most at the univers ity s ince 1996, on record. concerned a bo ut their children Bishop said. With the prospects for an economic rebound improving steadily, driving under the influence and • THE REVIEW/Celia Deitz Federal Reserve officials meeting Wednesday decided not to lower the Nmety-tive percent of respondents to a study said binge drinking Such changes include altering engaging in unprotected or the way a lcohol violations are target for overnight interest rates. unwanted sex. Yoast said. is not just a rite of passage, but a serious public health threat. perceived and handled in the Wednesday's meeting was the first since the beginning of last year Binge drinking, defined as binge drinking can leave in his or curb drinking binges by students. university's judicial system and at which the target was not reduced to help boost the economy. The consuming four or more drinks in her wake. Most notably, the university lowe ring the accepted driving Fed has ~e sponded aggressiv~ly to the slowdown by lowering its target a sitting, has effects that ripple The Robert Wood Johnson offers additional funding to any blood alcohol concentration in the rate II Urnes, for a cumulattve cut of 4.75 percentage points, to 1.75 through an entire community, the Foundation's goal is to help put an organization that offers alcohol­ city of Newark from . 10 to 0.08, percent. study said. end to such destruction, he said. free events during the peak he said. · John Bishop, associate vice " We basically are concerned hinging hours of 10 p.m. to 2 a.m, Bishop said the university is IMMIGRATION JUDGES SEEK INDEPENDENCE FROM president and director of the with curbing the three ' V 's'­ he said. one of I 0 colleges in the nation JUSTICE DEPARTMENT Center for Counseling and Student violence, vandalism and vomit," "We have all kinds of initiatives affiliated with the RWJ ~ ASHINGTON, D.C. - The nation's immigration judges are Development, said anyone who Bishop said. for alcohol-free events, and they Foundation. asking Congress to remove their courts from the control of the Justice bas walked around Newark on a Eric Norman, Student Centers are all driven by the students," he Department. Sunday morning has seen the coordinator, said the university said. "They can receive funding The National Association of Immigration Judges submitted a 20- damage a student who has been See editorial, A12 and RW J are taking active steps to for campus media, security and page report to Congress Wednesday in which the judges expressed concern about complaints that America' s "core legal values" have been compromised since the Sept. II terrorist attacks. This move marks the first time the judges have taken a public stand on an issue since their union was created 23 years ago. Teacher shortages alter standards The report follows a series of executive orders by Attorney General John Ashcroft limiting the judges' discretion in hundreds of cases of BY JAMIE ABZUG "Often the poorest students financially get to show them the ropes." immigrants detained after Sept. II and kept hearings, which normally Senior Staff Reporter the weakest teachers, and teachers tend to go Clark said teachers are in such high demand would be open, secret. A nationwide teacher shortage has changed where the pay and conditions are better." right now that many get jobs immediately after Dan Nelson, a Justice Department spokesman, said Wednesday that the way institutions are educating and recruiting She said the commission is trying to regulate graduation. the agency -:vou~d n~t support the judges' proposal "principally teachers, officials said. the starting wages for teachers' salaries to be "Most graduates from our elementary because the tmmtgratwn courts and Board of Immigration Appeals Christopher Clark, director of the university's equal throughout a state. education program get jobs right away," he said. exercise the authority of the attorney general to enforce the School of Education, said the shortage can P ay raises would then be based on "They are snapped up by recruiters and many do immigration laws of the United States." partially be attributed to the fact that many qualifications and skills, Salvador said. not attend graduate school until later on in their The report also calls for the creation of a new agency in the current teachers are approaching retirement age. careers." executive branch to house the judges, one that would guarantee He said the field of teaching was popular 25 Patricia McNeill-Houston, a new teacher "independence and impartiality in the hearing process." years ago, but today there are not enough people mentor cadre for the Christina School District, The judges currently work for the Executive Office for Immigration entering the profession to keep up with the is in charge of facilitating a mentoring program Review, an arm of Justice that was created in 1983. Before that, the rising demand for educators. "Population has been that serves as a source for new teachers. judges had worked for the Immigration and Naturalization Service. "There has been an increase in the amounts The program, which was started by the of school-aged children and population has been increasing far more district two years ago, is designed to support EXCESS BLOOD DONATIONS DISCARDED AFTER SEPT. 11 increasing far more rapidly than teachers can be and encourage new teachers, she said. ATTACKS educated," Clark said. rapidly than teachers McNeill-Houston said there are WASHINGTON, D.C. - An industry report presented to the U.S. Roberta Salvador, a spokeswoman for the approximately 130 new teachers in the program, Department of Health and Human Services Thursday found that after National Commission o n Teaching and can be educated." each of which has a mentor and is required to t~e Sept. 11 attacks, blood banks discarded supplies at nearly five America's Future, said the comn'tission works attend monthly meetings. ttmes the usual rate and gave such mixed messages about the need for with 20 partner states, of which Delaware is not blood that donations since have plummeted. - Christopher Clark, In an effort to recruit more teachers, the one, to regulate the requirements for incoming district also has a program called Alternative In the three months since the terrorist attacks, a national sample of teachers. director of the university's School of Route for Teacher Certification, she said. 25 blood banks collected 191,000 more units of blood than average, When a state joins with the commission, it Education Participants in this program have held according to the National Blood Data Resource Center. But at least takes a teaching policy inventory ensuring thta positions in their fields of expertise, and now 111 ,633, or 58 percent of those units, were discarded because they certain standards are upheld, she said. . are looking to become educators, McNeill­ remained unused and were no longer fresh after 42 days. The results are then used as a diagnostic tool Houston said. Experts estimate the true amount of waste was far greater~ because in order to check the requirements, of new The commission also believes retainment rate The program has produced teachers for high the centers sampled account for just one- third of U.S. blood teachers, many of which are mandated by state of new teachers would improve if they were demand high school subjects including math, collections. policy, Salvador said. mentored during the early phases of their science and English, she said. The report, conducted by a task force of blood centers, is the most "We have observed, according to research, careers. " I think this is a very positive program thorough measure to date of blood industry shortcomings after the that the teaching shortage is regional," she said. "In many cases, new teachers are just thrown because it provides the students with educated Sept. 11 attacks. · "Good and wealthy school districts do not seem into schools with little experience, right out of instructors, and lets the new teachers teach ln addition to wasted blood, the report cites increased error rates in to be experiencing a shortage at all. college," she said. "New teachers need mentors things they know," McNeill-Houston said. donor screening, "donor confusion and disenchantment" and financial losses associated with collection. Karen Schoos Lipton, chief executive of the American Association of Blood Banks, said the consequences could be severe. "What we're very concerned about is having donors look and say, "As we gather tonight, our nation is at war, our economy is in recession and the civiliz~d world faces 'You had plenty of blood and you didn' t really need all the blood for unprecedented dangers. Yet the state of our union has never been stronger." the emergency,' " she said. Much of the industry's concern has been dire.cted at the American President George W. Bush, Jan. 29,2002 Red Cross, which supplies 45 percent of the nation's blood and sought to stockpile blood collected after Sept. I L for future needs. Donations plummeted quickly in the wake of the disaster, and by Response ofDelaware legislators to December, blood banks were issuing urgent calls for donors to meet seasonal demands. According to the report, in many centers fewer than 8 percent of the President Bush s State of the Union Address September donors have responded to telephone calls, reminder cards and other pleas from blood centers for repeat donations. "Now, the tough choices "In the past year, President "President Bush has shown have to be made. Tonight Bush has proven himself to be great resolve in leading our DEADLINE EXTENDED FOR WSJ REPORTER President Bush gave us a a solid leader of our country war abroad, but we still have ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - A group claiming to have possession of glimpse of what he proposes, and the plan he outlined real obstacles to overcome Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl extended the deadline for and in a few days the budget tonight for rooting out here at home. We must work killing him by one day Thursday. will be released and the picture terrorism and protecting our together to take the next steps In an unsigned e-mail received by Pakistani and Western media, the will become clearer. Nation is an inspiration for all in welfare reform, enact a group said that unless their demands were met, "the Amrikans We will soon find out how Americans. I am equally national energy policy and LAmericans] will get what they deserve." the administration is going to pleased that he is rightly pass a real prescription drug The e-mail said the Pearl abduction was not the end and threatened fit all the things it hopes to focused on speeding a full benefit for seniors. a "real war on Amrikans," who it said would "get the taste of death implement, the 10 pounds in economic recovery and The President gave a great and destructions what we got" in Afghanistan and Pakistan. their wish list into the five creating jobs for American speech tonight, but our fiscal A similar e-mail sent Wednesday said Pearl, the Journal's South pound bag. I'm eager to see workers." reality means we face tough Asian bureau chief who disappeared Jan. 23 in Karachi, would be how the President resolves the financial choices ahead." executed after 24 hours and demanded all American journalists leave many bard choices we face." Pakistan within three days or become targets. The latest e-mail gave no reason why the deadline for Pearl's killing Sen. Joseph R. Biden, Jr. Rep. Michael N. Castle Sen. Thomas R. had been extended, and no time was g iven for the start of the D-Del. R-Del. countdown. Jan. 29,2002 Jan.29,2002 - compiled by Sara Funaiockfrom the L.A. Times and Washington Post wire services I SHOPLIFTER CAUGHT AT rear wall of the J e wis h CAR DAMAGED ON SUPERFRESH Community Center reading the KERSHAW STREET A 47-year-old man was arrested word "VAPOR," and on a Market Damage to a 1997 Honda Civic Wednesd ay afternoon for East Plaza sign reading the word on Kershaw Street was reported shoplifting from Superfresh on "SEIZE," Hors ma n said . There Wednesday morning. New London Road, Newark Police was also paint damage done to a Ho rs ma n said $500 worth of said. Dumpster. vanda lism was done some time Officer Scott Horsman said the There are no suspects and the between I Op.m. Tuesday night and suspect stole nearly $ 150 worth of cost of the da mages has not yet 8a.m. Wednesday morning video tapes a nd DVDs from the been determined. Hors man sa id the pers on store. jumped on the hood of the car and Hors ma n sa id a n e mployee THEFT AT HAPPY HARRY'S broke the left side mirror. observed the suspect stealing the An unide ntifie d person sto le merc handise and calle d poli ce $ 11 4.72 worth of pain re lie vers - compiled by Ca.H\' Aitken immediately. early Monday ni ght from Happy Harry's on 124 E. Main St. FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY GRAFFITI DISCOVERED ON Horsman said the individua l MAIN STREET took I 0 bottles of Tylenol Extra Graffiti damage was discovered Strength Tablets and I 0 bottles of Rain, highs in the Sunny, highs in the Partly cloudy, highs T uesday nig ht in Ma rke t East Aleve Caplets. upper 60s upper30s in the upper 30s Plaza on 280 E. Ma in S t. , Horsman said no arrests have Horsman said. been made yet. - j "OUf lt' H of ,,,.. National U't·atft,.,. s,.,,.;,.,. S pray paint was found on the ' February 2, 2002 • THE REVffiW • A3 Curtis Paper Mill Newark renews tree contract BY CASSY AITKEN City News Editor The city of Newark approved to be destructed renewal of a two-year contract with Kerns Brothers Tree Service APRIL R. SMITH as many as 3 ,000 different City Ne..-s Editor Monday night at City Council materials. meeting. Newark City Council voted He said the removal process Carol Houck, assistant city Monday to hire Astec Inc. to primarily focuses on the most administrator, said the city will remove asbestos-containing dangerous type of asbestos pay Kerns Brothers hourly for materials from the Curtis Paper friable asbestos - which is removal and pruning of trees. Mill located on Paper Mill Road crushable by hands. The contract requires that the prior to its destruction. "This is the most dangerous city pay Kerns Brothers an hourly Carol Houck, assistant city because it is easily broken down rate of $46 per person in a three­ administrator, said the State and and released into the air," he said. person crew, she said. Environmental Protection Although studies have shown Thomas Zaleski, Newark park Agency's regulations require a that exposure to asbestos can superintendent, said the work will building be checked for asbestos cause fatal diseases such as lung be done at a lower cost because it before being demolished. cancer and asbestosis, Levandoski is on contract, therefore payment She said the city has been said these are the most extreme remains the same regardless of the planning to tear down the mill cases. severity of the job. since its purchase in 1999 - this "Usually the only people THE REVIEW/Leslie Lloyd Mike Hadley, owner of Kerns is the final step. affected by asbestos are those who Astec Inc. will begin removing Brothers Tree Service, said the Tom Betley, vice president of worked with it on a day-to-day contract also stipulates that Kerns Astec Inc., said the company asbestos from the Curtis Paper basis over a long period of time," Mill mid-month, officials said. Brothers are responsible for plans to begin asbestos removal in he said. maintaining trees on Main Street. mid-February and complete the Levandoski said asbestos­ should have no worries about the The city develops specifications project by mid-March. removing companies such as removal process and should not on what they want done to the He said the removal is a Astec Inc. are closely watched by alter their daily routines during trees depending on the condition common and necessary procedure the state and the EPA, as well as the month-long procedure. they are in, he said. THE REVIEW/Celia Deitz that leads to a safe and easy on-site consultants, to ensure each " If you manage asbestos­ The amount of work Kerns The city's two-year contract with Kerns Brothers Tree Service demolition. procedural step is done safely and materials properly, it's very safe," Brothers needs to provide depends puts the service in charge of maintaining trees on Main Street. Although asbestos-containing accurately. he said. largely on weather conditions, pruning done at certain times, efficient. material is not harmful in the form "This is an extreme system of Bob Brennan, owner of This Hadley said. Houck said." "It saves me a lot of time," he of floor covering or roofing, it can checks and balances," he said. Country Store, located at the "A lot of trees on Main Street become harmful once the structure After clearing the site of any Zaleski said prior to · said. " I only have to contact corner of Paper Mill Road and are new," Houck said. "We would establishing this contract, he was [Kerns Brothers]." is ground or crushed, Betley said. asbestos-containing material, Cleveland Avenue, said he is not like to have them grow in a certain responsible for contacting various Zaleski said he is confident the David Levandoski, assistant Betley said the waste is taken to 'worried about the asbestos manner for safety and shape tree pruning and removal services, company will do a fine job director for the Office of an EPA asbestos-approved landfill removal process. reasons." accompanying each service to the because the city has been working Occupational Health and Safety at and covered with at least 24 "With today' s technology and This work would not be damaged sites for cost estimates with them for a number of years the university, said asbestos is a inches of soil. techniques, I am not scared at all," necessary every year, she said. and then determining which and has been satisfied with their naturally occurring fiber found in Levandoski said residents Brennan said. "We have to have specific service was the most cost services Mentoring month concludes JAIME CHERUNDOLO "Getting the word out that there are thing about mentoring is the realization Staff Reporter still students who need positive people in she is making a positive impact on The end of January marks the their lives really helps to get people someone's life. conclusion of National Mentoring month, involved," she said. "I just show my face in the doorway but another year of mentoring has just and his whole face lights up," she said. begun for some members of the The mentor and the student meet once university community. per week throughout the entire academic Mentor Works, a mentoring school year, she said. partnership between Brookside Christina Lucchesi, volunteer Elementary School and the university's "The mentors are coordinator for Mentor Works at College of Human Services, Education Brookside Elementary, said her primary and Public policy, saw an increased not just CHEP focus for 2002 is to improve the time the interest in the program during the past mentor and mentee spend together from month, said Thomas Dewire, volunteer employees and the development of the Resource Center. coordinator for the program. "Right now the Resource Center is a The focus of the program, Dewire graduate students bookshelf in the mentor room," Lucchesi said, is to pair volunteer university said. " I am focusing on filling it with faculty, staff and graduate students with anymore." more books, a few games and arts and children in need of academic or social craft supplies for the mentors to work improvement. - Thomas Dewire, with their men tees." The program, established in volunteer coordinator for Mentor She said she hopes the change will November 2000 with 18 volunteers, offer mentors different ideas on how to currently has more than 30, he said. Works spend time with their mentees. Dewire said the program is also Daniel Rich, former dean of CHEP making minor adjustments in the and co-originator of Mentor Works, said selection of mentors, in that volunteers there are rewards for everyone involved are now being accepted from outside in the mentoring process. Rich is now CHEP. CHEP graduate student Eleanor Meyer fulfilling the duties of the university "We are .expanding the program said she decided to join Mentor Works Provost office. campus wide," he said. "The mentors are after receiving an e-mail from the "Mentoring has tremendous benefits not just CHEP employees and graduate department of Public Administration. not only for those who are mentored," he students anymore." ''I love working with children," she said. THE REVIEW/Leslie Lloyd Lisa Moreland, policy specialist for said. "After reading the e-mail, I decided "Mentoring provides a great feeling of The scaffolding surrounding DuPont Hall has been removed. The access the Institute for Public Administration to sign up." satisfaction for the mentor by knowing road cutting through the Mall is scheduled to be removed by summer 2002. and a founder of Mentor Works, said she Meyer, who visits her mentee on you are helping someone succeed that believes increased interest in mentoring Wednesdays, said the most rewarding might other wise not be successful." comes from spreading the word. Newark Politically inclined expects Senior Brooke Mulhearn already has her foot in the door. The English and political science double major from business Horsham, Pa., became the new deputy scheduler Jan. 24 for Sen. • Thomas R. Carper, D-Del. Mulhearn said her new job at zncrease Carper's Wilmington office is a full time position that requires a BY CASSY AITKEN AND APRll.. 40-hour workweek and a long SMITH City News Editors commute. With move-in day for Spring As a deputy scheduler, Semester fast approaching, local Mulhearn said she is responsible businesses are upsizing staff and THE REV!EWIR~b Meletti for identifying events on the local, getting ready for a much­ Rainbow Books and Music on Main Street is one of many Newark state and national level important anticipated increase in sales, local businesses looking forward to increased sales for Spring Semester. for Carper to attend, as well as those events that coincide with his business owners said. Session," he said. lower number of customers during policies. Leon Barnett, general manager Powe rs s aid altho ug h the Winter Session. There are numerous invitations of Klondike Kate's on Main Street, restaurant did not lose employees He said Rainbo w cafe will per day, making it impossible for said during Winter Session over Winter Session there was a return to its regul ar hou rs once the senator to attend them all, she business slows and employee shifts decrease in customers. classes start Monday. said. are cut back as a result. "We are ready to get back into Richard Handloff, manager of Working with university "There is just less to go around the swing of things and have things the N ationa l 5 & 10 o n M ain alumna Patti Guarnieri , Carper's for everybody," he normal around here Street. said hi s store downsizes its scheduler in Washington, D.C., Mulhearn said she would wanted to get involved in politics said. ------again," he said. staf f as we ll, but for a logical and other staff members in monitor media sources at this time and Carper's support of Charter Barnett said he Owen Thorne, reaso n - many students are Wilmington, Mulhearn decides to double check their accuracy, Schools runs concurrent with her knows he is going "January is the general manager of employed there. which events are most pertinent to among other duties. personal goal. to see a lot of f Rainbow Books and " Ha lf o f our e mployees are parents coming Music o n Ma in the senator and structures his day "I was getting up at 5 a.m. to That goal, she said, is to work WOrSt month 0 students and some don' t stay fo r around them. get papers off the presses in for and aid at-risk urban children into his h N Street, said the store Winter Session," he said. establishment as a is currently putting "We iron out the details and set Wilmington and back in time for 8 through education and other t e year. 0 He said he knows the start of the the schedule," she said. "Every a.m. classes,'· she said. outlets. result of move-in other month up new displays to semeste r will be busy, but not minute of the day is monopolized." That rigorous schedule is sure For now, Mulheran said she is weekend. get ready for the nearly as busy as the start of the to continue this year for Mulhearn, happy to be where she is. "We' re gearing 1 s ta rt of Spring academic year. Mulhearn sta rted her up staff-wise, and Semester. relationship with the senator's who will work for Carper during " It takes up a large part of my rUnS a C OSe Handloff said Fall Seme ter i office during her sophomore year the day and manage her remaining time, but I'm certain I made the looking forward to SeCOnd." "We are getting the much bu ier because students are seeing everyone place a ll spruced at the university when she interned nine credits by taking night classes right decision." she said. in pursuit of residence hall room back in town," he up."' he said. " We decorations. for Carper. during the spring semester. " It isn't common to have such a She graduated to a part-time She plans to stay with the great opportunity so young and so said. - Richard Hand/off, want the annual He said he is looking forward to the end of January and the start of position in her j unior year, senator after she graduates this early." Lynn Powers, manager ofthe National S &10 renovations to be co- manager of ready in ti me for a new semester. working with Carper's May. Grotto Pizza on the returning "January is the worst month of communication director. Mul hearn said she always - Jeff Ludwig Main Street, said there was not a students.·· the year lb u iness-wisej."" Handloff decrease in shifts. Thorne said the store changes its said. "No other month ru ns a close "We actually have more people cafe hours to accommodate for the second.'' willing to wo rk duri ng W inte r A4 . THE REVIEW • February 2, 2002 Speakers oppose ANWR drilling continued from A I ··environmental footpri nt,'' or around us it's almost embarrassing she said, and many people do not negative impact on the planet, to consider it." have the money to buy them on an unfriendly sport utility vehicles and Mongan said. Johnson, a Gwich'in who everyday basis. more efficient gas/electri c hybrids. ''We believe that, ultimately, represents the indigenous people of ''You don't have to go out into He said it is important to raise clean energy northern Alaska. the woods and kill a moose or the Corporate Average Fuel products are key ------said she was caribou for food, or gather berries," Economy standards for auto to substantial "There are so honored by the Johnson said. "But we do.'' manufacturers. These standards, growth," he said. presence of Her concern lies in the fact that created in 1975. mandate specific Byrne said by many children, students, the proposed drilling site is directly mile per gallon ratios. but have been e n f o r c i n g adults and seniors on top of the Caribou calving unchanged since 1990, Byrne said. regulations and alternatives at the forum who grounds - a very sacred place in "This is the 21st century,'' he seeking new wanted to help her society. said. "We ought to move ahead." developments the around us it's protect her "I was always taught to honor the Byrne said a 40- mpg CAFE nation will have people's homeland. animals and land," she said. "The standard is a reasonable I 0-year no need to destroy almOSt " I am here to most important part of the refuge is goal to set for the industry. national treasures present the human the calving ground. THE REVIEW/Internet photo Additionally. companies should uch as the Arctic embarraSSing tO s ide of what oil "That's our future food." According to panelists, wind energy is one area of technology set a renewable portfolio, or energy National Wildlife drilling in the She urged the audience to write that must be better utilized instead of drilling for oil in ANWR. gained from environmental sources, Refuge on COnSider it." refuge is going to and call their local government beauty o f the state and create "Why develop [the Artie refuge] at 20 percent and seek the Alaska's northern do to us," she said. officials to help protect a piece of ANWR. out of greed when there are so many development of the eco-friendly slope. For example, the northern slope that is sacred to "Today, we may be facing an alternatives?" he said. fuel cell, he said. The idea of -John Byrn e, people . do not her. even sterner test," he said. "The "Let history record - say, 50 to Mongan said DuPont is currently drilling ANWR, director of the university's center realize that t he "The government has taken so proponents of drilling ANWR call I 00 years from now - that this working on creating the fuel cell which is currently for energy and environmental Gwich' in people much away." she said. " I don't want for energy independence, but generation cared, that we preserved while at the same time attempting to a highly-debated policy depend heavily on them to take this." domestic production of oil should and that we recognized that reduce carbon dioxide emissions topic in congress, ------Caribou for fo od, Evans was one of three main not be their primary focus." important decisions should be made and maintaining a renewable is absurd because Johnson said. congressional leaders who lobbied Evans urged the audience to not just for today and not just for a portfolio of JO percent. it will produce a minimal amount of Groceries such as chicken, eggs to pass the Alaska Lands Act in become involved and make a few, but - very importantly - for He said the general public's oil while multiple alternative energy and bread are expensive in Alaska, 1980, a bill to preserve the pristine difference. future generations as well." image of the chemical industry has sources remain available, he said. experienced a downhill trend and "We will be able to use [the oil that the real issue has become acquired from drilling ANWR] for a public trust. week and a half," Byrne said . 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BY STACEY CARLOUGH says. " Feng shui is a very personal art, and " Plants defi ni tely de-institutional ize the Senior News Editor how it's applied depends on what the person feel of the room," she ays. You're broke, you hate your wants to change in their life." Al so, Leuchten says spreading a little sun­ and your grades are sinking as Janice Girgenti, of Feng Shui Studios in shine always proves beneficial. in December. There's not , Pa., says feng shui can definitely "Artificial fluorescent light can drain us of about it, so pop a few more p roommates who are trying to reconcile our I ife energy, so open up your curtains dur­ back to studying that ""''-"'reo or more different personality types. ing the day:· he says. "Even regular incan­ your cell of a residence hall room, the stale air "In these situations, I tend to use astrolo­ descent bulbs would be a welcome change recirculating over your shoulders and the flu­ gy to find the elemental balance necessary for from the harsh bright florescent lights .'' orescent lights burning your eyes in their these roommates to li ve harmoniously; · she The purpose of natural objects in feng shui sockets. ays. "The five-element theory is consistent is to keep the person living in the room con­ Such is the life of a typical college student, and runs through many Asian belief systems nected with hi s or her source of power and right? Not quite. Some say the solutions to all like macrobiotics and shiatsu as well as feng individuality, he says. of these worries may rest in the simple task of shui." . "By putting natural elements in our envi­ rearranging and redecorating the living space. Girgenti says after she identifies the indi­ we're giving ourselves cue as to Welcome to the world of feng shui. the viduals' elemental signs, she works to bri ," Leuchten says. " From that ancient Chinese art that, according to expert balance to the situation. we can guide ourselves and our Mark Leuchten, looks at the fl ow of energy in "For example, if you were fire where we're meant to go." a space rather than its architectural compo­ metal, I would bring a lot of earth arrangement can al so affect well nents. space by using terra cotta pots for plants," she being and mood, along with ability to absorb Leuchten, who has been studying and says. "Other ti mes, we'd use a crystal to shift study materials, he says. practicing feng shui for more than 21 years the room's energy." "Feeling secure is very important," he and operates a feng shui studio , Wind Water Leuchten says changing the space' s con­ says. "In feng shui, you would never have the Designs in Princeton, NJ., says the focus of tent or simply working with the placement of back of a sofa facing a door, because then the philosophy is not only on the energy's objects in the room can help to maximize a when someone comes in you're surprised or invisible influence on a space. but also on that "supportive environment" and ultimately scared. energy's effects on its inhabitants. increase concentration and relaxation and "lf you sit facing the entrance, you have "The idea started with landscapes, like the even aid in harmony between warring room­ the power po ition, and you will be less di - energy and· power of mountains and valleys mates. tracted and more at ease." and has, over the years, moved indoors," he For those having trouble keeping the old Snyder says that after learning about feng says. "How the mountain grade point average up, he suggests separat­ shui, she and her roommate rearranged their and where the energy is ing the bed area from the work area. room and have found the new configuration same principles can be "We all need a good night's sleep to renew beneficial. spaces, the bottom line ourselves in a way that is not encumbered by "Now we have more of a definite personal the lives, health, well-being the every day life stresses of school," space," she says. "We each have some space who occupy those spaces:· Leuchten says. "It is not beneficial to have to call our own. It' s an illusion of privacy , but When there are two- sometimes three ­ .our books near our head all night." it helps." nervous, homesick and super-stressed college It also helps to put an object between the G irgenti says he suggests placing the desk newbies crammed into a 15-by-ll-foot resi­ bed and the remainder of the room, even if in the northeast sector of the room, which, dence hall room, feng shui experts say they it's just a plant. according to feng shui, represents knowledge. believe the "energy" will undoubtedly run "They absorb energy and create a haven or She also says it is beneficial to fill hollow .into the negative end at times. The trials and oasis," he says. room with object that put the res­ tribulations of college life, with its heart­ Leuchten also says an effective or prove motivationaL breaks, hangovers and term papers, can send alleviate tension is to surround oneself on what you want," Girgenti even the sanest co-ed running for the hills. many natural objects as possible to combat posters up in certain areas where This is why, according to feng shui gurus, the cold, cinderblock sterility of residence voids of energy or pockets of tag­ the residence hall room or college apartment halls. nant energy that' s sucking away your per on­ can be transformed into a safe haven of com­ "There's all different kinds of things you al chi." fort, peacefulness and even luck. can use," he says. ·'Water is a great natural Leuchten says the arrangement of beds is When attempting to apply the principles of element to add to an artificial space, so con­ also critically important when setting up a feng shui to living quarters, the personalities sider adding a small fountain." room according to the principles of feng shui. THE REVIEW/Leslie Lloyd and even astrological signs of the roommates art Sophomore Leigh Snyder says she agrees " You don' t want someone's feet facing The ancient Chinese of feng shui focuses upon the energy within a living area should be taken into careful account, that having natural objects. like her cactus, in into the other person's body," he ays. ''When that renders it peaceful to its inhabitants. Despite the lack of space. a residence hall Leuchten says. her Christiana East Tower room contributes someone·s feet are pointing at us all night. "t room can be arranged through these principles as an ideaJ safi1 hav~n for both edu­ - " You have to take into consideration the to a relaxing mood within the space. ~ cation and relaxation. persons living there and the space itself." he see CHINESE page A9 The mar ot-good Schwartzman-shiP

BY CLARKE SPEICHER ferent. They're similar in that they both look like me and Senior MoSllic Editor also they both want something that's unattainable - a "When one man,for whatever reason, has the opportuni­ woman- and they'll go to whatever means necessary to get ty to lead an extraordinary life, he has no right to keep it to it. himself" But where they take the fucking huge left turn is that one - Jacques-Yves Cousteau character, Max, was full of Life , a tycoon, a leader, president of all the clubs, enigmatic and everybody wanted to be like Max Fischer latched onto thi credo in 1998's him. Ethan is the outcast, the fringe kid who gets made fun " Rushmore," but it could just as easily apply to the actor of and is an asshole . No one would follow him. He's a lone­ who played him, Jason Schwartzman. ly guy. "Rushmore" made Schwartzman a cult icon, but the 21- I feel bad for him in a weird way because I think he's the year-old actor has been involved in the entertainment indus­ product of years and years of torment from not being includ­ try in one way or another for hi entire life. Born to produc­ ed. Now he's fighting back like a dog trapped in a comer. er Jack Schwartzman (''Being There") and actress Talia He's so defensive , he's offensive. He's the kind of guy who Shire ("Rocky"), SchwartzmNicolas Cage, Roman an hour or two and did a couple of mind puzzles with him, Coppola ("CQ") and Sofia Coppola ("The Virgin Suicides" ') he could one day matriculate into a healthy way of living. are his cousins. At age 10. Schwartzman discovered his love for music and was a member of the band Phantom Planet Would you say you share any similar characteristics long before catching the acting bug. with him? Schwartzman make his return to the big screen today Not really. If I was more like one or the other I'd be a lit­ with "Slackers;· his first film release in three years. But the tle more like Max because I was vice president of my actor hasn' t been spending that time resting on his laurels. school's student body for a bunch of years and I tried to get Schwartzman spent mo t of last year touring with Phantom a lot of things going, but not really much like either one of Planet and recording a new album. 2002 will see the release them. of four movie tarring Schwartzman, including the inde­ pendent film "Spun" and "Simone;· the latest from director­ So you were more popular in high school? writer Andrew iccol ("Gattaca''). whose plot about a com­ I don't think my school was big enough to be popular in. puter-generated actress ha been highly guarded. I think being a teen-ager in my school was so fucked up. On Schwartzman curled up on a couch at the Four Seasons Monday. you're really in , Tuesday you fuck up, Wednesday hotel in Philadelphia to talk about his latest projects, critics you're totally rejected , Thursday you do something kind of who try to pigeonhole him and why having Cameron Diaz cool to redeem yourself and by Friday you' re right back THE REVlEWnntemet photo ride him like a bronco isn't the highl ig ht of hi s life. where you started. In my school the caste system is in con­ Twenty-one-year-old Jason Schwartzman has been involved in the entertainment industry his entire stant motion. I've had the best of both worlds. I know what life, but only recently became a cult icon following the 1998 release of ''Rushmore." J.S.: What's vour name. Clarke? it's like to get the girl , and I know what it's like to be spit on. C.S.: Yeah, Clarke. and they say, '·I was at the fucking craziest frat party, man. I No, I love that word. Ethan makes a hair doll from stray hairs left by Angela, did, like, five bong shots." And l'm like, ·'Really? Wow, that No. I know that. Do you have a last name? the girl he's in love with. What's the strangest thing sounds great." Then I think about it and then I' m like , "Wait, Would you say you' re more drawn to independent Speicher. Clarke Speicher. you 've ever done to express your love? no. it doesn't, but whatever." films? "Slackers" is independent, certainly ''Spun," Nothing. It's the strange t thing. I' ve never done anything I'm a man who likes to experience everyth.ing, so in one which was filmed on 16mm and "Rushmore," which is at Are you serious? Your name is Clarke Speicher? too crazy. I'm a simple, romantic man. way it kind of pisses me off. But, on the other hand. I sim­ least independent in spirit. Yes. ply look at the bright side. I am living my life the way I want "Spun" is definitely independent. I was fil med all on What's the craziest thing someone has ever done for to, and I know what I'm trying to achieve. 16mm and it's super lo-fi. But, no. I think a movie's a movie That's a fucking awesome name. Very strong. People would you? and it's omething you really don't think about. you j ust go kill for that name. That name is the top . Where are you A couple of girls here in Philly wrote a song for me and What attracted you to the role in ''Slackers?" for it. It's just a gut feel ing. If I read a script and it was real­ from? sang it for me at one of my concerts. It was pretty cool. I thought it would be cool to do a movie that was on the ly great, I wouldn' t not do it just because it's a big movie. The University of Delaware. opposite end of the spectrum from "Rushmore," a movie Plenty of actors like Steve Bu cemi, Owen Wilson. Johnny Dela-where? Are you at all disturbed by fan sites devoted to you? that's more for the college kid and just fucking make them Depp and all those guys do both the big movies and the lit­ I've never seen any. laugh. I wanted to mike a big, crazy comedy. a movie that tle movies. Exactly. Do you mind ifl use a tape recorder? was bombastic. spastic and physical. I just wanted to act like It's like the th ing with indie or emo music. There's all o, go ahead. Don' t you think it's time you go digital. But you know that they exist. a monkey on crack. It was an opportunity for me to experi­ these rules that ceJtain people set up and you have to obey or though? No. ment with physical comedy. And I wanted to play a villain, you·re not indie anymore and a fuck-up. Just make music. a guy who at the end of the day was just a reall y bad man. It's like typecasting mu ic. I hate rules and guidelines in Unfortunately, I don' t make enough money for such There's the Jason Schwartzman Shrine, The Jason regards to art . Just do it, have a good time and give it your extravagance. Schwartzman Love Fest, Planet Schwartz. It didn' t have anything to do with getting to make out best. Soon you will, buddy. No . I've never seen those. rmnot online too much. with James King, Laura Prepon and Cameron Diaz? o. I have a girlfriend [actress Selma Blair], and I love "Spun" has a lot of rising young actors in it, including ''Slackers" is the second movie in which you play a geeky Do you have time to fit in college with your hectic sched· her. But I thought those scenes were funny. They made me Patrick Fugit and Mena Suvari. How was that to film? outsider who pins all of his hopes a nd dreams onto an ule? chuckle. That"s the li rst time I've ever used that word in my It wa;; so cool. I learned a lot from those guys. Patrick unattainable woman. Are you afraid of being typecast? No, but I d id take some extension courses a fter whole life . Fugit is a great actor and he·s so sweet. We totall became o. not really. I have some other movie. coming out this .. Rushmore." I think a higher education is something worth dick-tight. broed-out fucking best frie n d~ . My whole goal year that arc completely different. so I'm not really won·ied. pursuing. but right now my goal are a little different. The What? C huckle? has been to work with people I can Icam from and ·· pun·· I think people want to put you under a classification. they coll ege life isn't for everyone and can ometimes destroy a That's a word you read but never say. was such a crazy time. It's basically four days in the life of want to title you because they"re un imaginative. But I don' t man. me, but I never sleep once because I'm on mcth. Every day really care what anybody thinks. I just v. ant to do mov1cs Are you embarrassed about it? Do you want to take it that are cool and fun and challenging. Do you resent missing out on that part of your life? back'! I think these characters arc rea lly similar and really dif- Every couple of weeks I'll talk to my buddies at college see STAR page A9 AS • THE REVIEW • February I . 2002

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"Slackers'' self-proclaimed "cool" Ethan (Jason Schwartzman) Screen Gems catches the guys in the act of cheating and blackmails Rating: ~'r them - unless they can help him get a date with Angela (James King), Ethan will have them expelled. This task proves to be a monumental undertaking. For starters, Ethan is a sociopath. His room is a shrine devoted to Angela, replete with burning candle . a doll made of her hair and perpetually pl ay ing video­ logue. Angela, on the other hand, is a saint. She vol­ unteers at the hospital, works at the school cafeteria . - ~ ' : . . ' ' . Jt I ~ ' I ' ~· ..... ' ' I ' ~ and attends all of her classes. ~ ' ,,..,.,_ ~-"' ~- ,..,.. ~~ . ~ ...... With all of the time Jeff spends with Angela col­ ----- lecting data for the scheme and try ing to convince her BY CLARKE SPEICHER to go out with Ethan, he ends up falling in love with Senior A1osaic Ediwr her, too. Now Angela has two jerks to choose from. "Slacker " drags the gross-out teen-comedy genre Yet, somehow, Angela begins to fall for Jeff's to a new low. It is such a numbingly vapid and ener­ "charms," causing Ethan to delve into deeper realm vating movie that even "American Pie" seems poetic of psychosis and forming a rift between Jeff and his and luminous by comparison. friends. At the core of the film 's problem are its four main The feeble plot seems secondary compared to the characters who are as irredeemable as the movie fi lmmakers· lofty goal of subversive vulgarity on par it elf. with " Freddy Got Fingered." "Slackers' " buffet of Dave (Devon Sawa). Sam (Jason Segel) and Jeff loathsome antics includes a singing penis, oral sex. (Michael C. Maronna) cheat. For four years. they nipple sucking, sadomasochism and a little fingering have pulled off a erie of schemes to en ure that they of its own. But while "Freddy Got Fingered" achieved can succeed in college without really trying. The fact a surreal profanity that at least made it somewhat fas­ that it wouJd take less time and energy to actually cinating to watch, the crudeness in "Slackers'' is, study than to plan these ridiculous heists is obviously thankfully, hardly memorable. lost on these cretins. As Sam says, their entire "col­ Equally forgettable are Sawa and King, who are lege career is a hou e of cards glued together with about as bland as white bread and just as entertaining thousands of tiny little lies.'' to watch. That house of cards threatens to collapse when the Besides the obvious question. "Why was this film made?" the biggest mystery surrounding "Slackers'' is The Gist of It why so many talented people are involved. First-time director Dewey Nicks somehow managed to trick Schwartzman unleashes a manic side not hinted at embarrassment of filmmaking. If a camera had been "Cl"Cl ~r"Cl"Cl Fast Times at Ridgemont High Cameron Diaz, Gina Gershon and former pin-up in his star-making role in " Rushmore." He provides given to a severely impaired box turtle with a very !.rC! w-t"c American Pie model Mamie Van Doren into appearing in a series of the fi lm's few laugh , but anyone who wants to retain busy schedule, it would have come up with something w-"Cl"Cl She's All That degrading fantasy sequences. ·'Freaks and Geeks'' a semblance of respect for the actor should avoid this better than " Slackers." refugee Segel and "That '70s Show's" Laura Prepon movie like a colonoscopy. Even at their silliest -ct"Cl Never Been Kissed (who appears as Angela's roommate) could have moments, the Three Stooges never reached this level Clarke Speicher is a senior Mosaic editor for The -ct Slackers illustrious careers if they avoid making any more rub­ of indignity. Review. His past reviews include "The Count of Monte bish like this. Even as far as teen flicks go, "Slackers" is an Cristo"(~~~) and "Black Hawk Down"(~~~) .

''Lantana" "The Mothman Prophecies" Lions Gate Films Lakeshore Entertainment Rating: ~~~~ Rating: i?~~ "Lantana" symbolically takes its name from a bush-like "The X-Files," in its early days, was a good show. weed indigenous to AustraJia. Sharp; dense and beautiful, the But why did "The Mothman Prophecies" director '· ftlm does its namesake justice. Mark Pellington feel the need to create an unofficial The film begins as a murder mystery - the camera omi­ sequel, and bring the series back in two-hour form? nously pans through underbrush to uncover the dead body of " Mothman" draws liberally on that drama's tech­ an anonymous woman. For half of the movie. the audience is niques to tell a tale that is creepy, haunting and, like left wondering who the victim will be. a good " X-Files" episode, quite satisfying. This clever trick is one of many that director Ray What " Mothman ., Jacks in originality, it makes up Lawrence deftly unfolds over the course of this remarkable for in skill. Everyone has seen the "camera advancing film based on Andrew Bovell's Off-Broadway play, on subject like an unseen predator" shot before, as ' "Speaking in Tongues." "Lantana'' has more in common well as the "crazy guy who says bad things are going -·1 with lngmar Bergman's "Scenes from a Marriage" or P.T. to happen but who nobody believes because he is Anderson's "Magnolia" than it does with an average episode ter died eight years ago; she has felt her husband, John Knox crazy" character. But Pellington pulls all these cliche . tigate the claims but with an air of mature skepticism. of "Law & Order: SVU." Lawrence's real investigation is (Geoffrey Rush), slowly slip away from her. Now she fears elements together so well, they form something that is into the mysteries of marriage, passion, love and chance. he may be having a homosexual affair with one of her actually enjoyable to watch. The end result is a movie The tension mounts as Kline suspects the strange goings-on may be related to his wife's death two Police detective Leon Zat (Anthony LaPaglia) is falling clients. that is slow but frightening and inflected with an years earlier in a freak car accident. apart. He has a beautiful wife, Sonja (Kerry Armstrong), two "Lantana" weaves together plots and characters like a spi­ undercurrent of genuine pathos. · Unexplained phenomena, scary telephone calls and sons and successful job on the police force, but he is der's web, and there are no neat conclusions to the film's The events of the movie are based on John Keel' s long, dark synthesizer chords ensue. The ending is enshrouded in numbness. The only time he expresses emo­ multiple storyUnes. Loneliness and love's elusiveness haunt book "The Mothman Prophecies," about suppo ed fairly predictable, but that' s the idea in a movie about tion is through rage and the affair he's having with Jane.,. every frame, thanks in no small part to the powerful ensem­ paranormal events that took place in the 1960s. (Rachel Blake). "a one-night stand that happened to last two ble cast. "Lantana's" meditation on the essence of human Richard Gere passably plays the Mulder role, prophecies. nights." connections is astoundingly profound and astute. It shows Washington Post journalist John Kline , who investi­ " Mothman'' is not a masterpiece - not by a long Sonja feels a void from Leon's estrangement and seeks that, just Jike the underbrush, everyone has something to gates mysterious phenomenon in a small town. There shot. But it just might be a better way to spend two therapy from Valerie Somers (Barbara Hershey), a psychia­ hide. he meets a Scully-like character in police officer hours than watching X-File episodes back-to-back. -Diccon Hyatt trist with marital problems of her own. Ever since her daugh- - Clarke Speicher Connie Parker (Laura Linney) , who helps him inves-

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"Slackers'' self-proclaimed .. cool .. Ethan (Ja~on Sch\\art7man) S(·reen Gems catc hes the guys in the act or cheating and blackmail:-. Halin~ : :c them - unless they can help him get a date \\ ith Angela (.l ames King). Ethan will ha\'\: them e xpelled . This task proves to b..: a monumental undertaking. For starters. Ethan is a sociopath. H i~ room i~ a -;h rin..: devoted to Angela . replete with burning candle~. a Sn~ d o ll made o f her hair and perpetually playing video­ loguc. Angela. on the other hand. is a saint. She l'ol­ unteers at the h o~p it a l. work~ at the school cafct..:ria and attends all of her c lasses. With all of the time Jell spend~ with Angela col­ lecting data for the scheme and trying to convince her BY CLARKE S I'EIC IIER to go o ut with Ethan. he ends up falling in love with \"t•mor .\fow~t · l:tlaor he r. too. Now Angela has two jerks to choo~e from. · ·sla cker~ .. drag!> the gro~s-o ut teen-comedy genre Ye t. somehow. An2cla begin>. to fall for Jcrrs to ;1 new low. It i~ ~uch a numbingly vapid and e ner­ "charms:· causing Eth;n to dcll'e into deeper rcalm!­ vating movie that even ·· merican Pic .. seems poe tic of psychosis and forming a rift between Jeff and his und lumin ou~ b) comparison. friends. At the core of the film· ~ problem arc its four main The feeble plot seems secondary compared to the c haracters who arc a~ irredeemable as the movie fil mmakers· lofty goal of s ubvcr, ivc vulgarity on par itself. with "Freddy Got Finge red.·· .. Slackers· ·· buffet of Dave (Devon Sawa). Sam (Jason Segel) a nd Jeff loathsome antics includes a singing penis. oral sex. (Michael C. Maronna) cheat. For four years. they nipple s ucking. sadomasochism and a little ringcring have pulled oil a series o r schemes to ensure that they of its own. But while .. Freddy Got Fingered.. achieved can succeed in college without really try ing. The fact a surreal profanity that at least made it somewhat fas­ that it would take Jc-;~ time and e ne rgy to actually ci na ting to watch. the crudeness in .. Sia~:kcrs .. i;.. s tudy than to plan these ridiculous he ists is obvio usly thankfully. hardly memorable. lo st on th c~c cretin~. As Sam says. their enti re .. col­ Equally forgettable arc Sawa and King. who arc lege career is a house of card~ g lued together w ith abo ut as bland as white bread and just as entertaining thousands of tiny little lies:· to watc h . That house of cards threate ns to collapse whe n the Besides the obvious question. ··why was this film made?"" the biggest myste ry surrounding .. Slackers .. is The Gist of It why so many ta le nted people are involved. First-time d irector Dewey Nicks somehow managed to trick Schwartzman unleashes a manic side not hinted at embarrassment o f filmmaking. If a camera had been t'e,'c ·~'e,'c --:,'c Fast Times at Ridgemont High Cameron Diaz. Gina Gershon and former pin-up in his star-making role in '·Rushmore:· He provides given to a severely impaired box turtle with a very ·,'(<,'(·,'(-:,'( American Pie model Ma mie Van Doren into appearing in a series of the fi lm · s few laughs . but anyone who wants to retain busy schedule. it would have come up with something <,'( -:,'( -:,'( She's All Tha t degrading fantasy sequences ... Freaks a nd GeekS·· a semblance of respect for the actor sho uld avoid this better than .. Slackers:· refugee Segel and '·That "70s Show·s .. Laura Prcpon movie like a colonoscopy. Even at their silliest ,c<,'c Neve r Been Kissed (who appears as Angela· s roommate) could have moments. the Three Stooges never reached this level Clarke Speicher is a senior Mosaic editor for The -:,'( Slackers illustrious careers if they avoid making any more rub­ of indignity. Re1·iew. His past re1·iews include ''The Count of Mome bish like this . Even as fa r as teen n icks go, .. Slackers·· is an Cristo .. (~'c-:t-:t ) and "Black Hawk 0 011'11 .. ( ~'c-:t-:t ).

''Lantana'' "The Mothman Prophecies" Lions Gate Films Lakeshore Entertainment Rating: ~'c~'c~'c.'c Rating: ~'c ~'c ~'c '·Lantana.. symbolically takes its name from a bush-like .. The X-Files:· in its early days. was a good show. weed indigenous to Australia. Sharp. dense and beautiful. the But why did ·'The Mothman Prophecies·· director film docs its namesake justice. Mark Pellington feel the need to create a n unofficial The tilm begins as a murder mystery - the camera omi­ seq uel. a nd -bring the series back in two-hour form? nously pans through underbrush to uncover the dead body of .. Mothman .. draw liberally on that drama·s tech­ an anonymous woman. For half of the movie. the audience is niques to te ll a tale that is creepy. haunting and, like left wondering who the victim wi ll be. a good ·· X-Files .. episode. quite sati sfying. This clever trick is one of many that director Ray What .. Mothman .. lacks in originality. it makes up Lawrence deftly unfolds over the course of this remarkable for in skill. Everyone has seen the .. camera advancing film based on Andrew Bovell' s Off-Broadway play. on subject like an unseen predator.. hot before. as "Speaking in Tongues: · .. Lantana.. has more in common well as the .. crazy g uy w ho says bad things are going with Jn gmar Bergman·s ..Sce nes from a Marriage·· or P.T. to happen but who nobody believes because he is Anderson·s .. Magnolia.. than it does with an aver:'ige episode ter died e ight years ago. she has felt her husband. John Knox crazy"· character. But Pe ll ington pulls all these cliche . tigate the c laims but with an air of mature skepticism. of "Law & Order: svu:· Lawrence·s real in vestigation is (Geoffrey Rush). slowly sl ip away from her. O\V she fears elements together so well. they fo rm something that is The tension mounts as Kline suspects the strange into the mysteries of marriage. passion.love and chance. he may be having a homosexual affair with one of her actually enjoyable to watch. The end result is a movie Police detective Leon Zat (Anthony LaPaglia) is falling client . that is slow but frightening and inflected with an goings-on may be re lated to his w ife's death two years earlier in a freak car accident. apart. He has a beautiful wife. Sonja (Kerry Am1 trong). two ·'Lantana·· weaves together plots and characters like a spi­ undercurrent of genuine pathos. sons and successful job on the police force. but he is der·s web. and there are no neat conclusions to the film·s The events of the movie are based on Jo hn Keel's Unexplained phenomena. cary telephone calls and enshrouded in numbness. The only time he expresses emo­ multiple storylines. Loneliness and Jm·e · s elusivcnes haunt book .. The Mothman Prophecies: · about supposed long. dark ynthesizer chords ensue. The ending is fairly predictable. but that's the idea in a movie about tion is through rage and the affair he· s having with Jane.. every frame, thanks in no small part to the powerful ensem­ paranormal events that took place in the 1960s. prophecies. (Rachel Blake) ...a one-night stand that happened to last two ble e

by Kitt Parker 'BoB, w~e~ '.s Pop music is not solely used for MOM -t OAV? entertainment purposes anymore - it ~ other Carey . treWS," Vlfgin can now be used to get out of severe Records bas terminated its $81.6 mil­ punishment for an illegal deed. A 17- lion, four-album contact ~with the pop "Alternative year-old convicted of pos-sessing a diva. 1be settlement pays her $28 mil­ marijuana pipe was sentenced by a lion on top of the $21 million paid·Out Massachusetts judge to listen to when the contract was sigrted last year. I plans for Afroman's "Because I Got High" and Write a report about it. Carey is not the only one leaving a record company. Van Dalen lef;t Valentine's What do major rock stars dream of Warner Bros. afte.- 11 albmns and 25 becoming? 1be not-so-obvious answer years, Unlike Carey, thiS is the group~s - is a flavor of ice cream, but only a few choice. Day" get this lucky. The Dave MaUhews .._.bas joined with Ben and Jerry's Even though Super Bowl XXXVl to create a coffee-flavored ice cream is supposed to be about football. there . with caramel and marshmallow swirls. is a ~at deaJ of hype swroiJil(iing its 1be flavor will be wqned "One Sweet commercials. 1!1 recent years, the com­ r Whirled;· a play on the band's song mercials have ~o more and more !! "One Sweet World." DMB joins flaShy, and this year is no different. On rl Phisb (Pbish Food) and Jerry Garda Sunday, Bdtney Spears' new 90-sec­ 1,1 (Cherry Garcia) as inspirations for fla­ ond Pepsi commercial will debut. The by John vors. video, which cost an estimated $8 mil­ j"' lion, shows the history of Pepsi while Any self-respecting actor who Spears sings in tight, sexy outfits. Cheong appeared in last year's ·'Glitter" proba- . bly is hiding out for a while, but not the Retirement, or maybe her new­ star herself. Mariah Carey's new found motherhood, must have been movie "Wise Girls" made its debut at­ too much for Celine Dion because she A~~R ~~ or Nor HAV ! N~ A DA1~ oN the Sundance Film Festival. Carey has decided to become a pop princess ~AL-cNTlNE'5 ~8 ] g 1t..LB Sos ~NA u..y PDLlHI:> A plays a trashy waitress who works in a again. Her fu:st. studio album since .restaurant owned by the mob.1be ftJm 1997's "A New Day Has Come" will wA~ is waiting to be picked up for distribu­ be released in March. tion before setting

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THE REVIEW/Internet photos Fark.com and SomethingAwful.com duel in the Internet's first-ever Photoshop battle. Fark's top-10 entries include (left to right) "Let's Make a Meth Deal" by "Vegasl ," "Temptation Ireland" by "Dr. Satan" and "Golden Girls Gone Wild" by "Buddy le Christ." Farking around with Something_Hwful

BY DICCON HYATT " First of all, their readers are all morons and couldn't For the most part the sites co-exist peacefully, but as determined? Curtis had a great idea - why not call on Features Editor Photoshop a big red circle onto a picture of the presi­ with most things on the World Wide Web, the relative Wil Wheaton, the actor who played Wesley Crusher on Forget the NFL playoffs - a much more epic and dent if they had lO men working in shifts."' Photoshop skills of Fark members and Something " Star Trek: The Next Generation?" Wheaton now runs hard-fought contest occured this week, pitting two of The webmasters of Fark.com and Something Awful, Awful members turned into the subject of insults and a large Web site and works a 9-to-5 job, but he found the Internet's largest humor Web sites against one Curtis and Rich "Lowtax" debate on the forums. the time after Curtis e-mailed him to judge the duel. another in a brutal " Photoshop battle." Kyanka respective ly, post Members of each site "Forum Goons," as they are called, heeded the clari­ If you d9n' t know what a Photoshop battle is, you're photos periodically in their ·'flamed" each other with on call to action and posted their entries by the hun­ not alone - it's the fi rst of its kind. "Photoshopping" sites' forums for the public derogatory messages, and dreds. Efforts ranged from the simplistic ("That 1870s only recently entered into the English language, though to mutilate for fun and even turned their Adobe Show" posted by " RichJ7" of Fark) to the bizarre it relates to a practice that dates back to the early days entertainment. More than "We've been playing it up software into weapons of ("Linkin Park's Lobster Rodeo," posted by of photography. Essentially, Photoshopping is the art of 300,000 people visit each cutthroat Internet combat. " Nonemorenegative," of Something Awful) to the taldng an ordinary image or photograph, using Adobe site every day, posting hun­ and all, but we have a lot The rhetoric was inflam­ downright offensive ("Great Plains Tard Hunting with Photoshop to digitally manipulate the image and post­ dreds of pieces of matory, but Curtis says he Eddie Veger"' by Fark's "Aarkieboy.") ing the results on an Internet forum. Photoshop art, with mem­ of mutual respect for and Parsons remain friends, Each site sent its top- 10 entries, as determined by It was SomethingAwful.com moderator Zack bership continually rising. and the contest is entirely popular vote, to Wheaton. Fark's entries included Parsons who came up with the idea for a Photoshop bat­ "We hit a new record each other." good-natured. "Golden Girls Gone Wild" by " Buddy le Christ," tle and suggested it to Fark.com webmast~r Drew every one or two weeks." "We"re actually only "Temptation Ireland" by "Dr. Satan" (complete with a Curtis. · Curtis says. - Fark.com webmaster Drew Curtis about two hours away from pint of Guinness) and "Let's Make a Meth Deal" by "He and I talk on ICQ [instant messaging] all the Fark is dedicated to post­ each other, so we're going " Yegasl." Something Awful kept its top 10 under time," Curtis says. "And one day he was like ' Hey, ing links to bizarre news to get together and have a wraps, but displayed semifinalists such as "Fox's what do you think about a photoshop contest?' " stories, and Something beer one of these days," he 'When Good Babies go Bad' " and "Who Want to See The gauntlet had been thrown. The two powerhouses Awful provides readers with says. ·'J wouldn't even caJI Paul Reiser Mauled by German Shepherds?" of sarcasm would clash, and there could be only one an " Awful link of the day,'' it a rivalry per se. We've The finalists have been sent to Wheaton, but Curtis victor. The duel was first announced Jan. 2 1 on a~ well as video game reviews and other mi cellaneous been playing it up and all, but we have a lot of mutual says he is still judging the entries a of press time. He Something Awful. features. Curtis says "Fark"' is a euphemism he used to respect for each other." expects the to post the results as soon as Wheaton fin­ "Those filthy curs at FARK and their worthless employ to replace "fuck.'" and the title ··something They agreed on the topic "TV shows that will never ishes deliberating. brain-dead readership DARE to question Something Awful"' refers to its propensity for mocking the awful be made'" for the contest. The grand prize for the winning picture is free adver­ Awful's rightful position as the ULTIMATE PHOTO­ side of the Internet. But how should the winner of such a contest be tising space on both Something Awful and Fark. SHOP POWER HOUSE," Parsons wrote on the site. Chinese art contributes to happiness continued from B I

feels like there's something coming at us like arrows. Side-by­ side is better." Leuchten says roommates should look for an arrangement that fosters balance and equality, so one person doesn "t have more power, because that will manifest itself in daily life. The feng shui philosophy also recommends the elimination of clutter, which is tied intimately to the mind and concentration. "Clutter is a big issue." he say . "'lf your whole life is strewn across your dorm room, it's going to be hard to concentrate." After reorganizing her closet and cleaning under her bed, Snyder says, she felt renewed. "I got rid of a lot of old clothes and things I don't use any­ more," she says. "It was very cleansing." Girgenti says she agrees, and since the possibilities for rear­ ranging residence hall rooms are limited, keeping clutter down is of utmost importance. "Use storage bins as opposed to stashing it under the bed," he says. "College is tough enough - you don't want to add to the physical maladies like lack of rest you're already experiencing. " You want that chi, or life energy, to be able to flow freely instead of getting stuck in pockets of clutter around f!1e room." Not only will de-cluttering a room make it eas1er to tudy, Leuchten says, but tossing those old copies of The New York Times and dried flower from an ex just may help ward off ick­ ness. " Health is directly tied to your surroundings," he says. "And this doesn't just mean disinfecting but getting rid of old energy and old things that debilitate us emotionally. like photo of ad times or old boyfriend that we feel compelled to keep." Instead, Leuchten says, feng shui suggest keeping thing fresh in small spaces like dorms rooms. "When you get fresh flowers, there is an increa e in vitality in the room. but don't let them sit there for weeks," he says. ''Keep your dorm vital and fresh with only current newspapers;_ make sure it's supporting .who you are and who you want to be m pre­ sent. " If you did bad in a class or on a test, get rid of the book and w~ you like to WOI'k wlfll ~ papers that remind you of it." . . l,law you eajo:fed touring? ~'or are you men CryiDI to._ Despite the apparent advantages of the decoratJve philosophy. , It's been amazing. There· s only a few tanee yourself fronl tbem? not all desioner buy into the claims of feng hui . Many, in fact. · timeS jn your life when you'll be .a!:>le to I'd love to work With them.~ a busi­ believe it t;be just stripped down interior decorating. · ~J.as oadae"Not safely say you've never done anything ness Jevel they are piny talenft.d people Suzanne Stewart. associate designer at Brandywine Design in ...... ,.,.....,. . ~ like it before. I've never done anything and my goalis to wort with• many tal­ Wilmington , says she agrees with many of feng shui" s principles, lW: touring before. It's crazy. ented people as possible. like those of organization and si mplification to make life eas1er, ~ ~·=4',_.!:: but says those ideas are not o radical. . ., co; ... rltJt.;:n- Who would you say are your musiad That•s aD I have. '~'hanks a JOt for.,._ " I don"t th ink reorganizing a room or placemen~ or furnnure .No. fuck it. iDftuenc:eS? time. . has much to do with luck; · she says. "Any good des1gners knows Directiona11y l think1he band is trying That's right, bitch. Go back · to about the importance of placement and about creating areas of Hew did ...... read wllellyou told to achieve a sound comparable to 1be Delaware. Just kidding. That was a fuck­ comfort.'" diem you were aeinil to start aetiag? Flaming Lips. And then, of course, ing great interview. Stewart says using astrology i something she·s never tried. They ~ ~ve 3nd excited. there's The Beades, Elvis CosteJio, the "That would be a whole new approach:· she says. "That" . 'lbey've been pat. I wouldn't be able to Ramones. It's a conglomeration ofideas. ,Really? stretching it a bit ." " de?.Ibis witbout them. " Yeah, you asked me a lot ofq~ As for the use of natural elements in a room to increase its Do you ever feel pressure to go into I've never been asked before. You made peacefulness, Stewart again say that it is not a far departure from Do tlleJ reMit so.rt of being known as the entertainment industry because of me think. Westem design. .._. Sdnrartzalan's baod? · your familY? ··Green is a nice. warm color:· she say_. ··It represents the idea • No, well, you'd have to ask. them, but No, my family was just supportive in l'hal)ks, it W8Jl a plalsure meedDa of health. of life. That·s why it" used so often in hospitals and Whit .... •'IJ h Dlrte?" when Pbantom Planet's ·'The Guest'' general. It just so happe~ that I f~~ in you. doctor·s offices:· Y

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AlO • February 1, 2002 www.review.udel.edu Commentary JEFF GLUCK, Hens lose to Hofstra, beat VCU

BY CRAIG SHERMAN strong play from the bench in their "We have some good speed, and Sports Editnr 75-70 win. early on we didn't need to execute Going into a season not knowing Sophomore guard Mike Ames anything," he said. "[Slattery] was what kind of competition lies ahead said the team felt confident coming able to break things down and with is always tough. into Wednesday's game. his penetration, he was able to free The Delaware men's basketball "We knew from the start that we up a lot of shooters." team no longer has that luxury, as it were going to win," he said. "I The first half continued to go enters the backstretch of its season. can't explain how we' ve been play­ back and forth until Ames bit a The team will face all of its ing lately, but the atmosphere com­ jumper to tie the score at 30-30 Colonial Athletic Association rivals ing in was we knew we were with 6:30 left. for the second time. focused." Starting with about nine min­ Saturday night, the Hens limped Early in the game, the Hens were utes remaining in the first half, The Soccer into Hofstra after dropping their led by junior forward Maurice Delaware outscored VCU 22-11, previous game at home to Towson. Sessoms and freshman guard Mike including seven points from junior Unfortunately, their losing ways Slattery. guard Austen Rowland. Diaries continued, as they dropped their The two accounted for nine of The Hens went into halftime up fifth conference game 74-67. Delaware's first 13 points as the 43-39 with several factors that ONDON - Dear Everyone Delaware fell behind 24-6 early Hens jumped out to a 13-11 lead to played into their advantage. Back in the States, on, and trailed 37-23 at halftime. start the game. Delaware shot 17-of-34 from the [!J What's up? England is a The Hens did make a game of it, Ames said he was impressed field, along with nine assists and cool, cool place, but some­ outscoring the Pride 26-16 in the with Slattery's performance. six steals to go along with only five times a little confusing. first I 0 minutes of the second half. "He knows exactly were he needs turnovers. For example, when you order take­ However, -Delaware was unable to be on the court," Ames said. Ames said keeping the number out, they yell "take away?" at you, and to keep its momentum through the "You can't tell he's a freshman. of turnovers and steals at the same that doesn't make any sense at first. rest of the half, and with the loss, This guy just wants to run the show level was also important. Also, when you order a lemonade the Hens have lost four of their last and be a part of a good team." "That was key, and I think we , here, they give you a Sprite. Plus, they five games. The Rams also started out should attribute that to the point put corn on everything - even pizza! Wednesday night, Delaware strong, hitting seven of their first guards," he said. "They did a good But you know what the weirdest played host to Virginia eight shots to take a 19-17 lead with job at setting up the offense, run­ thing is? They only have one exciting Commonwealth (14-7, 6-4 CAA), a 13 :30 left in the half. ning the plays and not trying· to sport that everyone follows - soccer, team that defeated the Hens 68-57 Hens head coach David force anything." also known as football, of course. two weeks earlier. Henderson said that toward the Entering the second half, the I' ve had a month to think about this, This time, though, the outcome beginning of the game, he was not Hens reverted back to whit had and I have to admit, it's pretty inter­ was completely different, as the concerned with the Rams' strong worked well, giving the ball back to esting on some levels. Hens (9-11, 5-5 CAA) had a bal­ shooting. Sessoms, who scored three of the THE REVIEW/Ben Thoma Take our football, for example: We anced scoring attack and received team's ftrst four baskets to help Junior guard Vohn Hunter attempts a shot against VCU have 31 teams based around huge met­ Delaware take a 51-46 with 15 min­ Wednesday night. The Hens beat the Rams 75-70. ropolitan areas, for the most part. utes left in the game. If you live in Delaware, you have to However, it was the freshmen mance of Smith, who played his in which the team played the entire root for teams Fke Philly or Baltimore, that evening that played the biggest first real action of the year in place 40 minutes. but they're not really your teams. role, especially forwards Calvin of injured sophomore forward "We had nine assists in the first Here, the country is so small that Smith and Mark Curry, who scored Robin Weott. half," he said, "and it showed we basically every town has a team. a combined six straight points for Though he only scored six were making plays with one anoth­ Some are in the top league, the the Hens, giving them a 61-55 lead points·, Smith grabbed three er." Premier League, but others are the with nine minut~s lqft. rebounds and delivered a sense of If the team can come away with equivalent of an AA Minor League The Rams dtd not want to go excitement for Delaware's interior another win Saturday, Henderson baseball team. home with a loss, aS they connected defense over his 20 minutes of said, it will show that it is moving But get ~his - these teams play on five second-half three-pointers, game action. in the right direction. each other! and only trailed 65-64. After the game, "I don't want to get The crappy team could easily knock It was again Sessoms to the res­ Smith's teammates said ahead of my self," he off the equivalent of the Yankees if cue, as he converted two free they appreciated the MEN's said. "But I want to see they had a good day. throws to give Delaware a 67-66 freshman's performance. BASKETBALL us get another effort Can you imagine how exciting it lead with 3:07 left. This proved to Sessoms said Smith's because we haven't would be to see the Blue Rocks knock be the last lead change of the game. play was not a surprise -==~---::=--- been able to come back the Florida Marlins out of a big tour­ Sessoms led the team with I8 and said he knew he was Hens 67 after a great effort like nament? Delaware would go crazy! points and five rebounds, while always capable of that Hofstra 74 ...., this." It gets better- they have about five Ames hit for 15 points and level of play. Sessoms said the key leagues here, from the Premier League Rowland finished with 11 points. ''He played great, he VCU 70 for Delaware to contin- to First Division to Second Division With 1:36 left, Slattery again was able to grab some Hens 75 ...,. ue to win is its team- and so on down to the Nationwide made his presence felt when he hit rebounds, and he played ------work. League. a jump shot to give the Hens a 69- great defense," he said. "He did "We made the extra pass to peo- So let's say there's a really crappy 66lead. everything we needed tonight." pie, and helped on defense," he team, like the aforementioned Marlins, From that point on, the game Henderson said the team played said. "[n the games we lost we in the Premier League. came down to free throws and after excellent basketball from start to haven't played as a team, and Well, each year, the bottom three two by Rowland with 6.3 seconds finish. tonight we did and we won the teams in each league get kicked out, or left, the Hens earned their fifth con­ "It was great to see our big men game." relegated, to the next lower league. ference win. get involved early," he said. "And Tomorrow, the Hens will look to And consequently, the top three THE REVIEW /Ben Thoma With all that occurred we had so many kids step up make it two in a row as they host ,teams in each of the bottom leagues Junior forward Maurice Sessoms looks for room to shoot Wednesday night, there was one tonight." Old Dominion at 7:30 p.m. in the get to move up. around a Virginia Commonwealth defender. overwhelming factor- the perfor- Henderson said this win was one Bob Carpenter Center. This way, even the Blue Rocks could eventually make the major leagues. • • So, is this good or bad? Well, at first, it seems pretty stupid Delaware extends g streak to six that if your team was in the Premier ·League and it had a bad year, it would 'be kicked out. BY BETH ISKOE can play and we know what we have to do the l mean, by now, the Chicago Bulls Managing Sports Editor second half of the season." would have gone from winning the Playing three games in five days sounds like On Tuesday night, the Hens came out fast to Premier League all the way down to a hard task. Playing three games in five days take a 20-5 lead, which was too much for Penn playing Delaware. that include the middle contest going into dou­ (5-11) to come back from. How embarrassing! ble overtime sounds even more difficult. Martin said she was pleased that the team But halfway through my trip here, · This scenario is exactly what the Delaware started out strong. things changed. women's basketball team experienced and "Tonight was a total team effort and defi­ One day, I visited the stadium of a overcame, winning all three games. nitely a good win," she said, "because a lot of London Premier League team called The Hens (14-4, 7-2 CAA) played the first of teams would have come out flat after such an Arsenal. the three games last Thursday night, when they emotional roller coaster game. I got a little carried away and went on the road to face conference foe Drexel "I thought we showed a lot of character bought an Arsenal jacket, which I (10-8, 3-6) and came away with a 77-59 victo­ tonight by getting the job done." immediately started wearing. ry. Davis agreed the team did not overlook the Well, the response I've gotten is The second Delaware victory came Sunday Quakers. amazing from people on the street. afternoon at home in an 80-77 double overtime "I think everyone was up for this game," she Suddenly, every Brit is coming up victory over CAA rival William and Mary. said. to me on the street or in the Tube sta­ On Tuesday night, the Hens recovered fast '1 think [Penn] expected us to be tired, but tions and making some sort of com­ enough to win their sixth straight game, this we all came out with a spark and which got the ment. time defeating Penn 79-58. whole team up." It's not as if I was wearing a Delaware head coach Tina Martin said she Delaware led 39-28 at intermission, but the Yankees jacket and someone said, was worried about how the Hens would Quakers managed to pull to within seven points "Yankees suck." respond after playing the double-overtime when it trailed 44-37 with about 16 minutes These comments are incredibly game. remaining. complex - people will come up to me "It's not just the physical activity," she said, However, the Hens responded by later going· and. without saying hello, ask how I "it's also the mental stress of going through on ~ 16-1 run and held Penn without a field goal feel about some goal the team scored something like that. for nine minutes, which secured the victory. the night before. '1 knew some of our players would be tired. Martin said the team did not panic when the At the airport on my way to a week­ It could be very easy for a team not to come out Quakers made their run. end trip a few days ago, the man at the prepared. I thought [the team] did a really good TilE REVIEW/Ben Thoma "It definitely makes you focu more when check-in counter asked me the usual job of getting up for the game and executing." Senior forward Christina Rible and two William and Mary players watch the ball sail the lead goes to single digits," she said. questions: Last Thursday against Drexel, Delaware had towards the basket Sunday. The Hens defeated the Tribe 80-77 in double overtime. "We did a good job of maintaining the lead a five-point lead at halftime and went on a 10-3 and we were basically in control the entire "Ha this bag been out of your pos­ missed a jumper with seven seconds remaining, Delaware is now tied with James Madison for se sion?" run to open the second half to lead by 12. game." However, the Dragons stayed close and only and the game went into overtime. second in the conference, trailing only Old Davis was one of four Delaware players in No. The lead changed hands four times in the Dominion. " Has anyone asked you to carry trailed by nine with about six minutes remain­ double-figures. She had 21 points to go along ing. flfSt overtime period. Martin said she is pleased with with five steals. anything for them?" The Tribe held a 69-67 advantage the Hens' current standing in the 0. The Hens responded by outscoring the Rible recorded her eighth double-double of Dragons 11-3 in the next three minutes, which with I :52 remaining, but two more conference. the season as she fmished with I 0 points and 12 ''Is Arsenal going to get close to the Sailer free-throws tied the score at WOMEN'S "I would never have guessed we title this year?" sealed the victory. rebounds. Senior forward Christina Rible scored 20 69-69 with 45 seconds left to send BASKETBALL would be in this position.'' she said. Dellegrotti said she was glad to see Davis Huh? the game into double-overtime. "Now it's a matter of us trying to So while the English only have one points and 12 rebounds, and junior guard Alison step up. Delaware never trailed in the sec- _W_&_M---...... ,...... ,...-~ build on that. good sport (cricket is too complicated Trapp contributed 22 points to lead Delaware. 77 20 "Lindsay had a good game tonight,'' she In Sunday's double-overtime thriller. the ond overtime, and held a 77-71 edge T "Every game is going to come said. "She stepped up and hit some shots, she and rugby is only semi-popular). I with 2:41 remaining. .H~ens~~~~8~0~~....,~ down to probably the last three or gue s it's exciting enough to be inter­ Hens led 28-26 at halftime, and were up by as played well. many as eight points in the second half. William and Mary cut its deficit -Penn 79 four minutes, and it's going to come She has been struggling a little bit. but she ested in while I'm here. to 79-77 with 14 seconds left, but down to who executes better.,. But when I get back to the states, However, William and Mary (8-10, 2-7) stayed stuck with it and came through tonight.'' close and fmally took the lead with eight min­ Trapp hit a free-throw to give the Hens 58 ...,.. Delaware senior forward The Hens look to continue their conference home of four major sports. coll ege ath­ Hens a 80-77 lead. Lindsay Davis said the fact that the letics and lemonade, I'll be grateful to utes remaining. success when they host UNC Wilmington The Tribe's three-point attempt at the buzzer Hens have only lost two conference games this tonight at 7 p.m. and Virginia Commonwealth be home. The Tribe kept their advantage until Delaware freshman forward Julie Sailer hit two fell shott. securing Delaware's victory. season may have been a surprise to the other Sunday at I p.m. Trapp scored a team-high 19 points and conference teams. Previously this season. Delaware defeated Jeff Gluck is a senior sports editor for free-throws with I :20 remaining to tie the score Rible added 15 points (including career point "We are definitely shocking some teams ... UNC Wilmington 56-54 in overtime. and lost The Re1•iew. Send comments to at 61-6 1. I 000) and II rebounds to pace the Hens. she said. · 62-57 to Virginia Commonwealth. }lllxluck@ udel. edu. Hens senior guard Megan Dellegrotti had a chance to win the game in regulation but he By winning those two conference gan1es. "We know what's out there and we know we February I, 2002 • THE REVIEW • A 11 Hockey improves to l9-3-1

BY JOEL SHElNGOLD where more hockey awaited them wanted to continue to play as well as past six games. Sta(f R<'prmn Saturday night. they have been playing going into this Penn State and Delaware have With perhaps the biggest gmnes of Delaware took control of the game weekend's contest against No. I Penn proven to be the American Collegiate the season only a week away, the from the start by again using its com- State (19-l-l ). Hockey Association powerhouses. Delaware ice hockey team continued manding offense to gain the lead and As it currently stands, Delaware is The two squads have only met one its dominance by earning two more its solid defense to keep it. ranked No. 2 in the country, traiJing time this season prior to this weekends impressive victories this past week­ Scoring for the Hens on Saturday only the Nittany Lions in the American contest. end. night was the combination Collegiate Hockey Penn State defeated the Hens by The Hens· (19-3- 1) weekend-long of junior defensemen Association rankings. scores of 5-3 and 3-2 back m journey started on Friday evening as Adam Lewis and Paul "We are both mentally November. they traveled to West Chester Tilch, who taJlied for the ICE and physically prepared," These defeats have only seemed to University. second night in a row. HOCKEY Falvey said. "We have a fuel Delaware's ftre, as it has only When the puck hit the ice. Sophomore forward legitimate chance of win- practiced harder and played better Delaware shocked West Chester with Peter Arhangelsky lit the ------ning both games." since then. its usual overwhelming offense and lamp twice on Saturday. Hens 4 ....-: FaJvey said the rest of The puck hits the ice in State strong defense. Another Delaware West Chester 1 the Hens are excited for College tonight at 9:15 p.m. and Sophomore center Chris Ferazzoli score came from its this weekend's contests. tomorrow afternoon at 3:30p.m. Jed the Hens· offensive attack by scor­ newest addition, Nick Hens 5 ·-..: and said they are eager and An amazing display of athletic tal­ ing twice. Razzi, who transferred Villanova 0 ready to win. ent and determination is promised as Ferazzoli was backed up by junior onto the team. Penn State's leading goaJ the two teams battle for the top rank­ defenseman Paul Tilch, who scored Saturday's starting goalie for the scorer goes by the alias of Glenn Zuck, ing. once, and by freshman forward Nick Hens was junior Lance Rosenberg, who this season bas a totaJ of 19 goaJs After the series against the Nittany Burke. who aJso hit the back of the net who held Villanova scoreless and and 23 assists. Lions, The Hens return home to face one time. paved the way for a 5-0 shutout victo- The Hens' defense will have the Westfield State Feb. 9. Hens goaJie Adam Barbour held ry. daunting task of containing Zuck, who On Feb. I 0, Delaware travels to West Chester to only one goal, which " Both of our goalies played this past weekend aJone scored four Annapolis to take on the Naval resulted in Delaware skating away extremely well," said sophomore cap- points and registered three assists to Academy. with a 4-1 victory. tain Ryan Falvey. "Our defense also lead the way for two more Penn State The Hens then come home Feb. 15 After Friday night's match-up in played extremely well." victories. and 16 to play West Vtrginia in their West Chester, the Hens continued their FaJvey said this week of practice Meanwhile, Delaware's continued last series before the ACHA champi­ road trip by traveling to Villanova, was big for the Hens because they stellar play has earned it victories in its onships begin.

THE REViEW/File Photo Delaware divers practice before a competition earlier this sea­ son. Last weekend, both the men and women's swimming and diving teams defeated Loyola. ' { ·. Hens swimmers ., coast in victories ,, ~.. I,~.,

over host Loyola '• , ..... r ' '~i""! BY CHRIS GILLIN diving competltiOn, Van Deusen Sraf! Reporrer broke Nell Rose Foreman's three- Even with an altered line-up, the year-old record, the third record Delaware men's and women's Van Deusen has set this year. swimming and diving teams were With little to expect from able to dominate Loyola Saturday Loyola, the Hens were able to afternoon. switch their lineup and try their Both teams changed their usual luck in events they usually don't line-ups to Jet the swimmers try swim. ., out new events. Although Delaware still was not The men's team (4-6) broke out able to take it easy this meet, it of its current two-meet losing was able to take a lighter approach streak by beating the Greyhounds than usual. 130.5-106.5, for the 13th consecu- Junior Sandy Stephens, a mem- tive time. ber of the w inning 400-yard med- Uelaware was led by senior cap- ley relay tea m, said it was an tain Bryan Kahner, who won the enjoyable meet to have late in the 1000-yard freestyle (10:03.15), the season. 1 00-yard freestyle ( 48.30) and the "This was a fun meet to swim," • I 400-yard medley relay (3:19.59). she said. "We did a Jot of switching Kahner said he was pleased with to the line-up that let people swim the team' s performance against events they might not usually be Loyola, who swam better than the able to." Hens had expected. One swimmer who was able to "They had some really fast benefit from the changes made was swimmers," be said. "There were THE REVIEW/File Photos freshman Sara Stephens. some good races. This meet came Stephens was able to display her Sophomore centers Chris Ferazzoli (left) and Dan Howard (right) skate up the ice with the puck during a game earlier this season. down to the second half and we I • Delaware is 19-3-1 this year, and is coming off a 4-1 win over West Chester and a 5-0 victory over Villanova. versatility by capturing the 200- really stepped up." yard breaststroke (2:25.84), an . Delaware also received multiple event she was not accustomed to wins from junior Lavar Larks, who swimming. ., won both the ]-meter (226.50) and Her time in the breaststroke was 3-meter (235.95) diving events. good enough for her to qualify to Also capturing events for the Hens gain valuable experience swim at the conference champi­ ~ •. Hens was junior Kevin Weisser, onships. of (l :08.12). who won the 500-yard freestyle " It was my best time ever in the '~' Even with no official Also, ·two fifth-place finishes rounded out the (4:49.89) and swam a leg for the 200 breast," she said. "I was meet on the men's side, the first by junior winning 400-yard med­ thrilled to get such a Brandon Nesbitt in the 500-meter (1 :08.60), and ley relay team. good time." scoring, Delaware the second by freshman Michael Yost in the Junior Rick Dressel SWIMMING AND The Hens also received weight throw (45-5 114). won the 50-yard wins from sophomore keeps improving and In the first meet on the women's side, senior freestyle (22. 73) and DIVING Erin Colbert, who won captain Aimee Alexander placed 16th in the swam in the 400-yard the 200-yard backstroke .· 3,000-meter run (10:00.64) and freshman Kristin medley relay and fresh- (2:13.84) and sopho­ preparing for spring Frustillo finished 30th in the preliminaries of the man Alex Skacel, was the final more Jill Fitzgerald in the 100- member of the winning 400-yard 60-meter dash (8.17). . yard freestyle t :~ Also, junior Jennie Chiller placed seventh in medley relay team. (55.05). BY STEVE GERMANN Senior captain Eric Youngblood Staff Reporter the 20-lb. weight throw (47-1 3/4). Other Delaware first-place fin­ This weekend proved to be an eventful one, as On Sunday, the women were led by sopho­ said his performance in this meet ishers were freshman Andrea Rossi helped restore his confidence. the Delaware men and women's indoor track more Tyechia Smith, who placed first in the 400 in the 50-yard freestyle (25.46), "This was my best meet of the team showcased numerous individual accom­ meters (1 :00.12). sophomore Lindsay Mathers in the year," he said. "I had some season plishments. Smith also came incredibly close to breaking 200-yard butterfly (2: 14.44) and Last Friday and Saturday, the Hens competed the school recqrd of 59.29. best times. sophomore Meghan Petry in the " I felt really good after this in the Penn State National Open and then partic­ Smith said she was excited about her perfor­ I ,000-yard freestyle ( I 0:36.50). meet because I bad been strug­ ipated in the Prince George Invitational in mance at Sunday's invitational. In addition, freshma n Kristin Landover, Md. on Sunday. "I have been training for a long time," she gling." Avioli and sophomore Rebecca Delaware now finds itself less Although no official scoring took place at said, "so I was pretty happy that I ran so well." Caldwell were part of the winning than a month away from the either of these meets, members of both teams Also for the women's team, freshman 400-yard medley relay team. Colonial Athletic Association were still given the ability to place in individual Kristin Tunell came in second in the pole vault Senior Amy Spooner just man­ Conference Championship Meet. e vents. (8-ll 3/4) , and freshman Sara Sievers placed aged to score a victory, tying in the Although the team has a little In the first meet, junior Jon DiNozzi third place in the 400-meter run 200-yard individual medley more improving to do before then, again placed first in the pole vault, (1 :01.81). (2: 19.44). Youngblood said he feels its win clearing a height of (I 5-9) at Penn Delaware women's bead coach Sara Stephens said she feels the against Loyola should help put it State's Horace Ashe nfelter Indoor INDOOR Susan McGrath-Powell said she felt team has been getting progressive­ back on track after a rough couple Track Stadium. TRACK both of the meets went well and said ly better, improving on its past per­ Other standouts on the men's side she is pleased with the team's season weeks. formances every time it swims. "The team bas been struggling," fro m Friday and Saturday's meet so far. " All we have left to do now is he said. "This win should fuel us, .. include senior Butch Patrick, who pl aced 11th in ''The Penn State meet was a lot more compet­ concentrate on training hard and to it'll help bring our spirits back up the preliminaries of the 60-meter dash (7.02). itive than what we're used to running in," she stay healthy unti I confere nces," now." Delaware men's bead coach Jim Fischer said said. "It was a positive experience for all of us." she said. The women's team was once the Penn State meet featured high-caliber partic­ Delaware will next compete tomorrow and The Hens will travel to again able to pull off a win with ipants . Sunday when it hosts the Thomson Invitational Washing to n, D .C. to face little challenge from the opposi­ " We sent three guys up to Penn State and they at the Delaware Field House. Georgetown Feb. 9. tion. got to experience a natio nal type of competi ­ Fischer said this weekend's invitational will The me n's tea m looks to contin­ Thanks to II victories. the Hens tion,'· he said. be the highlight of the indoor season. ue to build on its momentum and (7-5) nearly doubled up first-time The Hens gave their entire team the opportu­ Approximately 20 teams will be competing, avenge a late season loss to the opponent Loyola 156.5-82.5. nity to compete as they traveled to the Prince Fischer said, including Penn State, Delaware Hoyas last year. while the wo men's Senior Jennifer Haus was one of George Invitational Sunday afternoon. State, Millers ville and Shippensburg. team looks to improve its times to two multiple winne rs for For the men. graduate student Michael Reh E ven without a conference meet this winter, close out the season. Delaware. winning the 200-yard Jed the way with a third place finish in the high the Hens will continue to face strong competition Sandy Stephens said the team i freestyle ( I :57 .28) and the 400- jump with a season's best height of 6-4. Feb. 8 when they host Delaware Invitational #4. ready for its final meet of the sea­ - J yard medley relay (4:05.94). Reh said he was pleased with his showing This meet includes teams from Villanova, son. For junior Julie Van Deusen, a LaSall e, Monmouth, Lincoln, New Jersey and " We are all pretty pumped up to over the weekend. pe rfect season got even better. Catholic. swim well at Georgetown:· she ·'1 was very happy with my performance at Van Deusen improved he r Delaware will also participate in the Princeton said . "T hi s has been the hardest this point in the season,"' he said. "I hope to try record to 18-0 with wins in both and get a per onal best since this is my last sea­ Invitational Feb. 16 and the Seton Hall year of training since r ve been THE REViEW/File Photo the ] -meter (266. 70 ) and 3-meter Invitational Feb. 23. here. son." A member of the indoor track team pre­ (261 .68) diving events. Al l these meets lead up to the lC4A ·'I think we are all ready for con­ Other to p finishes include j unior Peter Lenz, pares to distance herself from the rest of With he r score in the !-me ter who placed second in the 500 meters with a time Cha mpionships in Bosto n March 2 and 3. the pack during a meet earlier this season. ferences.·· A12 February 1, 2002

The retirement of Vice Presi­ What ' s more, much of the dent and University Treasurer power at the university is being Never let go, Stephen Grimble has fo llowed consolidated into fewer and the trend of administrators leav­ fewer hands. ing the university like passengers In the future, it may prove YoU Dee ... from a sinking problematic that ship. .------:-----.-~--....., other administra­ First, Timo­ tors have been thy F. Brooks, forced to take on Thomas an overload of Dilorenzo and duties. Melvin Schi­ Presumably, avell i left, and each official their duties should already be were assumed working to hi s or by other admin­ her capacity. istrators. Piling on more Roland responsibilities Smith, vice may stretch these president for individuals too ------Student Life, is thin , making it the most recent impossible for to announce his them to give the retirement, attention they -- -·- - ~ \a handing over once could to <.:.... :~ ·_- - . ( (" .r; his responsibili­ their designated­ ~ ties to Universi­ tasks. ty President Furthermore, David P. what is to keep Roselle. remaining offi­ For a univer­ cials from grow­ sity so concerned with its image ing tired of their duties and leav­ and so focused on moving for­ ing the university themselves? ward, many administrators seem Even if students are not famil­ to be seeking greener pastures. iar with the administrators who It almost seems as though the are leaving the university, their more progress the university absence will most likely affect makes, the farther we fall behind. all of us.

" ..- .... -·~ - - -- THE REVIEW I John Cheong

A study released by the Ameri­ There are, however, important can Medical Association recently steps that should follow this classi­ classified binge drinking as a pub­ fication if the AMA hopes to make lic health risk. any real changes in young people's Where's the money coming from? The classifica­ behavior. tion is nothing It is almost more than a vali­ hypocritical to components of the educational system. tions, cannot be _considered a secure enough dation of what recognize that Without creating jobs to grow the economy, investment on which to risk one's economic everyone already binge drinking is the president said the trend of negative eco­ livelihood in their post-working years. knows - drink­ a problem but do nomic growth cannot be reversed. He 's right. Even a well-diversified portfolio would see ing affects more nothing else to He's also right in his desire to incorporate a substantial loss if other companies suffer a fate than just the per­ solve it. prescription drug program into Medicare for similar to that of Enron. It seems risky to allow son engaging in There may be seniors. I couldn't agree more with his remarks individuals to invest money in personal the behavior. simple steps to on passing a patient's bill of rights. Bush' s accounts that should be paying benefits to cur­ What the decrease the fre­ I sat at home like most politically conscien­ desire to give uninsured workers the ability to rent retirees. AMA hopes to quency of binge tious Americans Tuesday night and· watched buy health insurance is a perfectly worthwhile So with negative cash flow , a push for accomplish by drinking - post President George W . Bush' s fi rst official State expense. accelerated tax cuts and the president' s plan this classifica­ more warning of the Union address to a joint session of He also said he wants to work with Congress for what seems like a partial privatization of tion , however, is labels on beer Congress. to pass legislation to clean up the environment, Social Security - I can' t see how it all adds not as clear. While the president' s speechwriters most protect Social Security and ensure retirement up. packaging, for It's obviously ·····~11Dil&Mtw example, or reex- likely spent weeks tailoring every word to per­ security. These are all important initiatives. We need to invest America' s financial a good idea to amine the way fect Bush's message, one overlying thing resources in all of the areas the president men­ educate people, products are mar­ deeply troubled me. Like any college student tioned during the State of the Union - educa­ particularly keted and sold. It wasn' t the principles of the address that tion, prescription drugs and health care. young people, More impor­ bothered me. I fully agree that the focus of living on a fixed budget But like any college student living on a about the dangers tantly, ban com­ Bush's administration must be to seek out ter­ fixed budget knows, you can' t afford every­ of binge drink­ mercials for alco­ rorists and sponsoring states that would attack knows, you can't afford thing you'd like to do and have. It just doesn't ing. hol from televi­ America in an instant. I recognize this country work. But if people sion just like must be vigilant in its efforts to protect its way everything you'd like to President Bush surely knows this. It is the want to endanger their health, it's cigarette ads are prohibited. of life. nature of politics. Congress spends nearly all their concern - after all, we can Though there may be no solu­ But when Bus h trans itioned from his do and have. It just its time debating over the allocation of the regulate where and when people tion to the problem of binge drink­ wartime political agenda to his plan for stimu­ scarce financial resources the country collects can smoke, but we can' t stop them ing, simply calling it a health risk lating the economy and ending the recession, I doesn't work. every year through taxes. from doing it. will not do any good. couldn't help but second-guess his remarks. When the budget calls for spending that far Bush plans to send his budget to Congress What President Bush didn't really elaborate exceeds the federal government's revenue, the with the largest increase in defense spending in on Tuesday night is how he plans to pay for it nation runs a deficit. Deficits add to the debt, 20 years. America already spends $350 billion. all. He acknowledged that America would have and the interest on America's own debt is And after Sept. 1 1, maybe more money is to run a budget deficit to cover costs - pri­ already so great. needed. marily because of the enormous costs from Running huge deficits to bankroll govern­ The president also wants to extend unem­ waging a war against terror. That seems fair, as ment spending while simultaneously slashing ployment benefits for Americans who lost their nations must often engage in such practices taxes is irresponsible. jobs in the recession. The administration is during times of war. I understand Bush believes the best way to perfectly correct in wanting to help citizens in But even after he recognized that Congress stimulating economic growth is to return this time of economic loss. would have to pile more on to. the national money to taxpayers and allow them to invest it Touting recent bipartisan education reform debt, he pushed for accelerating his tax cuts. in bu iness. legislation to "leave no child behind," Bush With a rising budget deficit, he wants to fur­ But when so many government services are stood as all members of Congress laughed as ther shrink the amount of money flowing into too under-funded or nonexistent, doesn't it he praised Sen. Ted Kennedy . There' s no Washington, D.C. seem prudent to use money to pay for the doubt the public education system needed more Bush also said he wants to protect Social things that Americans want and deserve? money. Without quality schools staffed by Security and retirement accounts by allowing To borrow a sound byte President Bush used first-class teachers, the children of today can­ for individual accounts. I assume this to mean during his first debate during the 2000 cam­ not be trained to lead America in the future. the type Americans can invest in the stock paign , " That just sounds like more fuzzy Bush then elaborated on his plans for market, Washington math to me." improving education, explaining how more With a federal investigation over Enron top­ Doesn' t it? money is needed for Head Start programs and ping the headlines last month, it seems to me improved teacher training - two essential that retirement portfolios, especially those Steve Rubenstein is the editor in chief of The dominated by stock holdings in public corpora- Review. Send comments to [email protected].

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Administration

The retire ment of Vice Presi­ What 's more, muc h of the dent and niversit v Treasurer power at the university is being Never let go, Stephen Grimble hi1s followed con sol ida ted into fewer a nd the trend o f administrators leav­ fewer hand . . ing the university like passengers In the future. it may prove YoU Dee ... from a sinkin!.! problemati c tha t ship. - .------. other administra­ Fir ·t. Timo­ to rs h ave been thy F. Brooks. forced to take on Th o m as an overload o f Dilorenzo a nd duties. Mel v in Schi - Pres umabl y . avelli left. a nd each offi c ial their duties Review This: sho uld already be were assumed workinc to his or by other admin­ Where have all the he r cap~c it y . istrators. administrators gone? Piling on more Roland res pon ibilities Smith . vice Three high-level may stretch these (c . president for posts have been individuals too -··------·-·- Student Life. is thin . making it -- the most recent effectively eliminat­ impossible for to announce his the m to give the r e t irement. ed. attentio; they handin c over once could to his respo nsibili- their des ignated- ties to Universi- tasks. - t y Pres ident Furthermore, David P . what is to keep Roselle. re m a inin g offi­ For a univer- cials fro..; grow- sity so concerned with its image ing tired of their duties anlleav­ and so focused on moving fo r­ ing the uni versity themselves? ward, many administrators\eem Even if students are not famil­ to be seeking greener pastures. iar with the administrators who It almost seems as though the arc leaving the university . their more progre s the unive rsity absence will most like ly a ffect makes. the farther we fall behind. all of us.

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THE REVlEW I John Cheong Binge drinking .... A study released by the Ameri­ There are. however. importa nt can Medical Association recently steps that should follow this classi­ classified binge drinking as a pub­ fi cation if the AMA hopes to make lic health ri sk. any real changes in young people· s Where 's the money coming from? The classifica­ behavior. tion i no thing ' It is a lmost more than a vali­ hypoc ritical to components of the educational syste m . tions. cannot be considered a secure enough dation of what recognize that Without creating jobs to grow the economy. inve tmcnt on which to ri sk one·s economic everyone already binge drinking is the president said the tre nd of negati ve eco­ li velihood in their post-working years. knows - drink- a problem but do nomic growth cannot be reversed. He's right. Even a well-diversified portfolio would ee ing affects more '' nothing else to Speakeasy He's also right in his desire to incorporate a substantial loss if other companies suffer a fate prescription drug program into Medicare fo r It than just the per­ solve it. 3000 similar to that of Enron. seems ri sky to allow son engaging in Review This: There may be seniors. I couldn' t agree more with his remarks individuals to invest money in personal the behavior. H th~ AMA labels s imple steps to on passing a patient's bill of rig hts. Bush's account that hould be paying benefits to cur­ What the decrease the fre­ I sat at home like most politically conscien­ desire to give uninsured workers the ability to rent retirees. AMA hopes to bU,.ge drinKing as a quency of binge tious Americans Tuesday nig ht a nd watched buy health insurance is a perfectly worthwhile So w ith negative cash flow , a push for accomplish by public health risk, the drinking - post President George W . Bush's first official State expense. accelerated tax cuts and the preside nt's plan this class ifica­ more warning of the Union address to a joint sess ion of He also said he wants to work with Congress for what seems like a partial privatization of tion. however. is governnaentshould labels on bee'f Con!lrc .. . to pa s ~ l e gi ~ l a ti o n to clean up the en\'iro nmcnt. Soci::ll Security - I can't see how it a ll adds not as clear. packaging. for While the pres ident ·s ·peec hwriter most protect Social Security a nd en ure retirement up. It's obviously ' do something about example. or reex­ likely spent weeks tailoring every word to per­ security. The e are all important initiati ves. W e need to invest America's financial a good idea to it. amine the way fect Bush's message. o ne overl yi ng thing resources in all of the areas the president men­ educate people. products are mar- deeply troubled me. Like any college student tioned during the State of the Union - educa­ particularl y keted and sold. It wasn't the principles o f the address that tion. prescription drugs and health care. young people , More impor­ bothered me. 1 fully agree that the focus of living on a fixed budget But like a ny college student living on a about the dangers tantly , ban com­ Bush· admini tra tion must be to seek out ter­ fixed budget knows. you can't afford every­ of binge drink­ mercials for alco- rorists and sponsoring states that would attack knows, you can't afford thing you' d like to do and have. It just doesn' t America in an in tant. I recognize this country work. mg. '------....J hoi from te levi­ But if people s ion j ust like must be vigi lant in its efforts to protect its way everything you'd like to Preside nt Bu h s urely knows this. It is the want to endanger their health. it's cigarette ads are prohibited. of life . nature o f politics. Congress spends nearly a ll their concern - after all. we can Though there may be no solu­ But when Bush transi t ioned fro m hi s do and have. It just its time debating over the allocation of the regulate whe re and when people tion to the problem of bi nge drink­ wartime political agenda to his plan for stimu­ doesn't work. scarce fi nancial resources the country collects can smoke . but we can·t stop them ing. simply calling it a health risk lating the economy and e nding the recession. I every year through taxes. from doing it. will not do any good. couldn' t help but second-guess his remarks. When the budget call s for spendinc that far Bush plans to se nd hi s budget to Congress What President Bush didn't really e laborate exceeds the federal governme nt 's revenue, the with the largest increase in defe n e pending in on T uesday night is how he plans to pay for it natio n runs a deficit. Defic its add to the debt, 20 years. America already spends $350 billion. all. He acknowledged that America would have a nd the interest on America's o ~ n debt is A nd afte r Sept. II . maybe mo re money is to run a budget deficit to cover costs - pri­ already so great. needed. ma rily because o f the e no rmous costs fro m Running huge deficits to bankroll govern­ The president also wants to extend unem­ waging a war against terror. That seems fair. as ment spending while simulta neously slashing ployment benefits for Americans who lost their nations m us t often e ngage in s uch practices taxes is irresponsible. WHERE TO WRITE: jobs in the recession. The administration is during times of war. I understand Bush be lieves the best way to The Review perfectly correct in wanting to he lp citizens in But even after he recognized that Congress stimulating economic g rowth is to return 250 Perkins Student Center thi time of econo mic loss. would have to pile m o r ~ o n to the nattona l money to taxpayers and aT!o w the m to invest it Touting recent bipartisan education reform de bt, he pus hed for accelerating his tax c ut s. in busi ness. Newark, DE 19716 legislatio n to "leave no ch il d behind ," Bush With a rising budget deficit. he wants to fur­ But when so many governme nt services are Fax:302-831-1396 stood as all members of Congress laughed as ther shrink the amount of money flowing into too unde r-funded or no nex iste nt. doesn't it he praised Sen. Ted Ke nnedy . There's no Washingto n. 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thing wonderf ully witty ... it's not. pace of li fe in outhern Delaware. which "{Sussex County] is like any other part is rapidly changing. JenLemos of the state you'll ever visit -full of Sussex County is growing at twice the intelligent, sympathetic people trying to ra te o f. New Castle County. probably make what they can out of life and enjoy becau e property taxes are among the Lemos Lane themselves at the same time. lowest on the East Coast. It's also evident "The next time you make a trip to the that increasing development difficulties beach during the summer, remember that upstate have pushed businesses down­ Two years ago. one of my first opinion the re are locals down there who have state. columns for The Review encouraged the brains, thoughts and feelings, too ... you The major conflicts between the coun­ uni versity community to reconsider its might even try talking to one." ties - sprawl vs. conservation. industry tereotypical views of Sussex County and I was so naive in my youth. vs. agriculture, urban vs. rura l - are recognize my home area for its unique The fact is, the reconciliation of the ha rdl y unique to Dela ware, but suc h a charm. northern and southern portions of the strong division based on location sets our .. / do not know how to pluck a chick­ state may be beyond simple education and state apart from many others . New en ,"' I wrote. " /have nel'er gone cow tip­ exposure. The southern portion of the tate is Cast l. e De la­ ping. and 1 do not celebrate my birthday While I tend to think of southern constantly criticized for its emphasis on or any other occasion by firing a shotgun Delaware as ju t Sussex County, upstaters agriculture, poultry and rural li festy le. I County in my front yard. And I d o not , by any draw the line at the C&D canal - any­ can't count the number of times my means, own a tractor. thing below it, including a portion of New hometown has been the subject of scorn where? "Classmates, co-workers, professors­ Castle County, is labeled "Slower by even my clo est friends. everyone seems to think his joke about Lower." If common courtesy won ' t solve th is poultry products or cornfields is some- Though the term is used to poke fun at rivalry, what's the sol ution? rural intellect. it actually refers to the Frankly, I believe that there is on ly one way for the northern and southern por­ tions of the state to fully resolve this conflict - not deal with each other at all. That' s ri ght - I think the South should secede. The logistics of suc h a venture are a bit tricky, requiring careful consideration by a panel of informed citizens. It would be simplest to draw the divi­ sion at the canal, but that might be prob­ lematic if Kent County continues to dis­ associate itself with Sussex and ride the coattails of New Castle. Kent is welcome to join the dissention. but if necessary, the residents of Sussex County will do it on our own. Sussex What should then be done with the newly independent southern portion County becomes a problem - should we join Maryland or seek ratification as the 51 st state? Though a n internal state di v ision would be an unprecedented move. we may still learn from history. Kent North and South Carolina were origi­ County nally one royal colony before being divided , and North and South Dakota were the same territory until a di pute over the proposed capital led to two new states. Make no mistake - I am not suggest­ ing that we become "South Delaware.'' That would be a step in the wrong direction, as it would carry the same con­ notation as West Virginia - whose state cently offered in my previous op11110n sons why southern Delaware deserves slogan may as well be, "That other Vir­ column on this subject are not impossible derision. ginia.'· - just difficult to enforce. Strangely enough, that writer altered •• No, if this plan were to work, it would fmagjne what kind of progress could be his perceptions somewhat after we began require a fresh start for a new state - made if we ac ually recognized and val­ dating and now claims to enjoy his visits ratification, a new Constitution and tbe ued both ends of the state for what they downstate. whole works. have to offer. Perhaps my original advice was not so I usually wouldn't advocate such dras­ This was my thinking, two years ago. naive after all. New Sussex tic measures, but it seems that, with the That first column was packaged on the lack of sympathy on either side for the Opinion page with the opposing view­ l en Lemos is the news layout editor for other, we are left with few alternatives. point of another editor, who cited events The Review. Send comments to jenle­ Of course. the suggestions I so inno- like the State Fair and NASCAR as rea- mos@ udel.edu. 'Sex sells' even annoying Net advertisements

a In days aluminum siding. I glanced uneasily around were there to sing the praises of these mini­ of old, my bedroom. cameras in leavi ng the m and their families Stacey Carlough peeping Then it presented me with the only obvious robbery free for three month now, and going toms had solution to ensure my complete home security strong. to climb - miniature cameras. Or, clearly they, in their vulnerable female Rise Up and Smile trees with They could be placed anywhere and every­ state, needed these cameras more than anyone binocu- where within and around the home, ensuring and were simply present in the ad to demon­ lars in your complete surveillance capabilities at all strate that necessity. tow if times, day and night. But oh no. I believe their prescience in they wished to catch a glimpse of a curvy Only $29.99 -order now! Order a few! said advertisement was much more insidious. neighborhood girl in her slip and garters. Never again would you lay quivering under I think while the text of the advertisements A fear of heights and the ever-present risk your down comforter as your spouse nudged was pitching these gizmos as home security of broken limbs probably served as a power­ you to "Go see what that noise was." cameras, the graphics were pitching an entire­ ful deterrent. These days, voyeurism has No longer would have to rely on pesky , ly differe nt product - spy on your neigh­ never been easier and is being marketed in an old-fashioned hearing to know when someone bors! entirely different fashion. was at your door. Or bette r yet, spy on your female neigh­ As any mild-mannered information high­ bors and who knows ; maybe they ' ll get way surfer will tell you, the Internet is a dan­ naked. gerou place. There is always the risk of com­ The use of the female form in advertising ing face to face with a roadblock along your The exploitation of is nothing new. Sex sells and so advertisers travels. continue to employ it, however subtly or evi­ You may get redirected to some porn site women in these adver­ dently, in their advertisement . by accident, or you may mi stype the Web However. the exploitation of women in address of your grandmother" s homepage and tisements is even more these advertisements is even more devious end up on the David Hasselhoff fan club and exploitative for the very fact of what is page. devious and exploitative implied but never said. Tho ·e fla hing ba nner headlines abut Obviously, the marketing geniuses behind punching monkeys and flipping over cups for the very fact of what these ads knows they can' t get away with bla­ may frustrate you till you end up screaming tantly promoting these cameras as a voyeur' s and throwing the whole darned contraption is implied but never dream come true, but they can hint at it. out the window. To equate a miniature camera, so small it But there is no hang-up, slow connection said. can be hidden almost a nywhere with very or run-time error quite as annoying as the sexua li zed images of women, is not only inescapable pop-up advertisement. creepy but seems to almost encourage sea­ They are the bane of point-and-clickers' soned lechers and would be voyeurs every­ exi tences everywhe re, and while most are Then, the advertisement changed. A volup­ where. easy to ignore and close without a second tuous girl languis hed in the now colorful If the intent was truly to allow a famil y to thoug ht , one such adverti ement struck my background of my monitor. She fizzled away feel safe in their home, why not picture a bur­ interest recently. and was replaced by another female, in an glar. dressed in blac k complete with s ki The black box of the advertisement super­ equally suggesti ve , unaware-that-she-was­ mask, being catered away by police? impo ed over the Web page I had been view­ being-looked-at position. Or at least a shot of some happily secure ing presented me with ominous statements Obviously these women had been stalked family like in tho e Slomin Shield commer­ like. " Do you fe e l safe alo ne in your home at some point in their live and were there to cials. late at ni ght?" testify to the amazing results achieved with In the background it pictured the da rk out­ their own miniature cameras. Stacey Carlough is a senior nell"s editor ide of a pos h upper-middle class home, There was so doubt that these women were for Th e Re1·iew. Send comments to emoprnc­ s hadows wavering menacingly agains t the there as prior victims of house break-ins and [email protected]. THE REVIEW I John Cheong

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thing wonderjull1• witty ... it's not. pace o f life in southern Delaware. which "{Sussex County/ is like any other part is rapidly chang ing. JenLemos of the sta te you'll ever visit - jitll of Sussex County is growing at twice the intelligent, sympathetic people trying to rate of New Castle Coun ty. probably make what thev can out of life and enjoy because property taxes are among the Lemos Lane themsell·es at the same time . lowest on the East Coast. It's also evident "Th e next time you make a trip to the that increasing developme nt diffic ulties beach during the summer. remember that ups tate have pushe d bus inesses d o wn­ Two years ago. o ne of my first opinion there are locals down there who have state . columns for The Review e ncouraged the brains, thoughts and feelings. too ... you The major connic ts between the coun­ university community to reconsider its might even try talking to one.'' ties - spraw l vs. conse rvation. industry stereotypical views of Sussex County and I was so naive in my youth. vs. agriculture, urban vs. rura l - are recogni ze m y home area for its unique The fact is, the reconciliation of the hardly unique to De laware, but s uch a charm. northern and southern portions of the strong division based on location sets our .. / do not know how to pluck a chick­ state may be beyond simple education a nd state apart from ma ny others . en:· I wrote. " I hm•e ne1•er gone cow tip­ exposure. The southern portion of the s ta te is Dela­ ping. and I do nor celebrate my birthday While I tend to think of southern constantly c ritic ized for its emphasis on or any other occasion by firing a shotgun Delaware as just Sussex County, upstaters agriculture, poultry and rura l lifestyle. I in my fron t yard. And I do not. by any draw the line at the C&D canal - any­ can ' t count the number of times m y means. on·n a tractor. thing below it. including a portion of New ho metown has been the subject of scorn where? "Classmates, co-workers, professors - Castle County. is labele d ·· Slower by even my closest fri ends. e1•eryone seems to think his joke about Lower.'' If common courtesy won' t solve this poultry products or cornfields is some- Though the term is used to poke fun at ri valry, what's the solution? rural intellect. it actually refers to the Frankly. 1 believe that the re is o nl y one way for the northe rn and southern por­ tions of the state to fully resolve this conflict - not deal with each othe r at all. That's right - I think the South should secede. ~ The logistics of such a venture are a bit tricky . r~quirin g careful consideratio n by a panel of informed c itizens. It would be simplest to draw the divi­ sion at the canal, but that might be prob­ lematic if Kent County continues to dis­ associate itself with Sussex and ride the coattails of New Castle. ~, Kent is welcome to join the dissention. but if necessary, the residents of Sussex ... County will do it on our own. j Sussex \ Wha t should then be done with the u newly indepe ndent southern portion c County becomes a problem - should we join ~ Maryland or seek ratification as the 51st state? y\ Thoug h an internal s tate di v ision would be an unprecedented move. we may still learn from history. Kent ~\; North and South Carolina were origi­ County nall y one royal colo n y before bei'ilg divided. and North and South Dakota were the same territory until a dispute over the proposed capital led to two new states. Make no mistake - I am not suggest­ ing that we become "South Delaware ... That would be a s tep in the wrong direction, as it would carry the same con­ notation as West Virginia - whose state cently offered in my previous opm10n sons why southern De laware deserves slogan may as we ll be. ·'That other Vir­ column on this subject are not impossible derision . g inia ... - just diffi cult to enforce. Stra ngely e nough. that writer altered No, if this plan were to work, it would Imagine what kind of progress could be his perceptions somewhat after we began require a fresh start for a new state - made if we actually recognized and val­ dating and now claims to enjoy hi s visits ratification, a new Constitution and the ued both e nds of the state for what they downstate. whole works. have to offer. Perhaps my original advice was not so I usually wouldn' t advocate such dras­ Thi was my thinking, two years ago. naive after all. New Sussex tic measures, but it seems that. with the That first column was packaged on the lack of sympathy on either side for the Opinion page with the opposing view­ l en Lemos is the news layout editor for other. we are left with few a lte rnatives. point of anothe r editor, who cited events The Review. Send comme nts to jenle­ Of course. the sugges tions I so inno- like the State Fair and NASCAR as rea- mos@ udel.edu. 'Sex sells' even annoying Net advertisements

In days aluminum siding. I glanced uneasily around were there to sing the praises of these mtm­ of old , my bedroom. cameras in leaving the m and their fami lies Stacey Carlough peepin g The n it presented me with the only obvious robbery free for three months now. and going toms had solution to ensure my complete home security strong . to climb - miniature cameras. Or, clearly they . in their vu lne rable female Rise Up and Smlle trees with They could be placed anywhere and e very­ state , needed these camera more than anyone binocu - where within and around the home, ensuring and were simply present in the ad to demon­ lars in your complete s urveillance capabilities at all strate that necessity. tow if times , day and night. But oh no. I believe the ir prescience in they wished to catch a g limpse of a c urvy Only $29.99 - order now! Order a few! said advertiseme nt was much more insidious. neighborhood g irl in her slip and garters. Never again would you lay quivering under l think while the text of the advertisements A fear of heights and the ever-present risk your down comforter as your spouse nudged was pitching these g izmos as home security of broken limbs probably served as a power­ you to "Go see what that noise was." came ras. the graphics we re pitching an e ntire­ ful deterrent. These days , voyeuris m has No longer would have to re ly o n pesky. ly different product - spy on your ne ig h­ neve r been easier and is being marketed in an old-fashioned hearing to know when someone bor ! e ntire ly different fashion. was at your door. Or bette r yet. spy o n your female neig h­ As any mild-mannered information high­ bors and w ho knows: may be they'll get way surfer will te ll you , the Internet is a dan­ naked. gerous place . There is a lways the risk of com­ The use o f the female form in advertising ing face to face with a roadblock along your The exploitation of is nothing ne w. Sex sells and so advertisers travels . continue to e mploy it, however subtly or evi­ You may get redirected to some porn site women in these adver­ dently. in their advertisements. by acc ident, or you may mistype the W e b Howe ve r , the exploita tio n of women in address of your grandmother's home page and tisements is even more these adve rtisements is even more de vious end up on the D avid Hasselhoff fa n c lub and e xploitative for the very fact of what is page. devious and exploitative implied but never said. Those flas hing banne r headlines abut Obvious ly, the marketing geniuses behind punc hing monkeys a nd flipping over cups for the very fact of what these ads knows ihey can't get away with bla­ may frustrate you ti II you e nd up screaming tantly promoting these cameras as a voyeur' s and throwing the whole darned contraption is implied but never dream come true , but they can hint at it. out the window. To equate a miniature camera, so sma ll it But there is no hang -up, slow connection said. can be hidde n a lmost a nywhe re with ve ry or run-time e rror quite as annoying as the sex ua lized images o f women. is not only inescapable po p-up advertiseme nt. creepy but seems to a lmost e ncourage sea­ They are the bane of po int-and-clic ke rs· soned lechers and would be voyeurs every­ existe nces eve rvwhere. and while most are Then. the advertisement cha nged . A volup­ where . easy to ig no re a nd c lose without a second tuous g irl la ng uis he d in the now colorful lf the inte nt was truly to allow a fa mily to thoug ht. o ne suc h ad vertiseme nt struc k my background of my monitor. She fizzled away feel safe in the ir home. why not picture a bur­ inte rest recently . a nd was replaced by another fema le . in an g la r . dressed in blac k c omple te w ith s ki The b lack box of the adve rtisement super­ equally s uggesti ve . unaw a re-that-s he -was­ mask , being catered away by police? imposed over the We b page I had been vie w­ be ing-looked-at position. Or at least a shot of some happily secure ing presented me with ominous s ta te me nts Obviously these women had been sta lked family like in those Slomin Shie ld commer­ like . ·' Do you feel safe alone in your home at some point in their li ves and were the re to c ials. late at ni ght?" testi fy to the amazing results achieved with In the backgro und it pi ctured the dark out­ the ir own miniature cameras. Stace1· Carlough is a senior nen·s editor · ide of a pos h uppe r- middle c las · home , There was so doubt that these women were for The Rel'iew. Send comlltents to emoprnc­ s hadows waveri ng me nac ing ly a g ainst the there as prior victims of house break-ins and ss@yahoo .com . THE REVIEW I John Cheong

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Earn top dol hours per month until March and then cal and Community College in Dover 7122 Join us for our second annual one-day con­ 136 ew London Rd .- 4bdrl4prs, 2 112 ar. Please apply in person at 4732 Lime­ increases as the event date approaches. The stone Rd in Pike Creek Shopping Center. individual may choose to head up a commit­ ference featuri ng nationall y known speak­ baths, cntrl ac, wid, dw. brand new home , lg ers, practical workshops and our KIDS Caii892-Beeffor directions. tee or work aJone. Please respond to the fol­ clsts, deck, yd, off-st prking. inc. lwn care, COUNT Awards luncheon. For more infor­ avail 611 102 $ 1600/mo + util 738-7400 lowing e-mail address: northeastwaterfesti­ Need computer Help? Have Questions? Travel [email protected]. mation call 302-83!-4966 5 yrs experience troubleshooting, diag­ 138 ew London Rd .- 3 bdrl3 prs, 2 baths International House of Philadelphia will cntrl ac. wid, deck. yard, incl. lwn care. nosing hard and software computer trou­ ASSE International Student Exchange Pro­ bles. All systems supported. Low hourly grams (ASSE) is looking for enthusiastic host the Delaware Valley College Fair for Avail. 611102. off-st prking, full size closets. International Students on February 6, 2002 $ 11 901mo + util. 738-7400. Rates. Call now 302-737-4914. Ask for people in the community who like working Don or leave message. with young people and learning about dif­ from 4pm to 6pm. The event, sponsored by the Phil adelph ia Area International Educa­ 92 & 94 Wilbur St. - 4 bdrl4 prs. w/d, 3 nrs. ferent culture. When you become an ASSE Wanted: Student seeking experience in area representative, you provide a valuable tors Network (PAl EN), will take place at ceiling fans, $ 16001mo + uti I., avail. 611102. International House . 3701 Chestnut St. in lwn cr incl. 738-7400. advertising. This individual will coordi­ opportunity to outstanding high school nate all publicity for the North East exchange students who want to experience Philadelphia. The College Fair wi ll focus on providing international or ESL student with 400 Elkton Rd. - large efficiency, wid, cntrl Water Festival Association (NEWFA). the American way of life for either a NEWFA is a group that organizes the semester or academic year. By fi nding information and resources for applying for ale. yard. $4951mo. incl. all uti I.. avail. admission to an undergraduate or graduate 611102 738-7400. annual North East Water Festival in homes for these students with local families, North East, M.D. The event is scheduled you bring an international flavor to your program at a Delaware Valley College. Admiss ion representatives from the follow­ for July 12, 13, and 14 2002. The Water community! ASSE area representatives Apartment for Rent. Recently renovated. I ing schools will be hand: Arcadia Universi­ Festival takes place to give non-profit and receive training, are reimbursed for expens­ blk from campus. Call for more info 12pm- ty, The An Institute of Philadelphia, Bradley civic groups in the region an opportunity 9pm 302-684-2956. es and enjoy friendships with people from Academy for Visual Arts. Delaware County to raise funds for their group. The event all over the world. ASSE invites you to join Community College. Drexel University. Hur ry! Townhouses still available for typically brings 12-15,000 people to the Acapulco Cancun our family of area representatives. Please town of North East to partake in exhibits, call (845) 832-0224 or 1-800-677-2773 to Harcum College. Immaculata College. La June 2002 move in call - Main Street Jamaica Bahamas Salle University, Millersville University, shows, competitions, great food, enter­ Court @ 368-4748 for details. find out how to get started on your exciting Moravian College, Rowan University, Rut­ tainment, live music, rides, and demon· Florida international adventure. gers University, St. Joseph's University. 2. 3. 4 Bdr Houses wid. parking. walk to strations of Upper Chesapeake Bay waterman skills and traditions. Publicize OperaDelaware, The Delaware Symphony Ursinus College, Villanova University. campus no pets 73 1-7000. Jason~~302~~186S Widener University. For more information the event by means of print advertising, and the Grand Opera House present Morgan on the College Fair. please call International radio, TV, nyers, etc. There is an adver­ Mike@ 302-598-2009 State University Choir - Special Event Cel­ Madison Drive TH avail. for rent, $8501mo House's Resident Programs Office at (21 5) 3BR . I BA. W/0 . Call 376-0181. tising budget but an effort should be ebrates Black History Month. made to obtain as much donated publicity Morgan State University Choir Nathan 895-6552. as possible. Target should be 40% Cecil Caner, Conductor. Wednesday, February 3 Bdrm. 1.5 bath hou eon Kells Ave. 4 per­ Film Maker Jeff Banie presenL~ a multi­ County, 60% out of region. This is a vol­ 20, 2002 at The Grand Opera House, 818 N. son permit. All appliances. Avail 6/ l/02 media slide show and discussion on the pro­ Market Street, Wilmington, DE. Tickets are $ 1360/mo Call302-239-9305. unteer position with opportunities to net­ posed exploration and development by the work with key people in the advertising $33-37 which are available online at petroleum indu try on the coastal plain of www.operadel.org or by calling The Grand industry. Time commitment varies from the Arctic National Wi ldlife Refuge in Alas­ 2-3 hours per month until March and Box Offi ce at 1-800-37-GRAND. Led for arr ington, avail. Spring semester or Fal ka on Thursday. Febmary 7th. 7pm at The the past 29 years by acclaimed conductor ' 02, Call Danny @ 420-6398. then increases as the event date Promote Trfp1 ot Delaware University of Delaware Trabant University a pproaches. The individual may choose Nathan Carter. the Choir's repertoire spans Movie Theater. A free event presented by Earn Cash and Go Free several centuries and includes classical, to head up a committee or work alone. the Alaska Wilderness League. UD Students .. , Call for .._11!!1 gospel and contemporary popular music. yard- $ 1400. Call (302) 834-3026. Please r espond to the following e-mail for the Environment. Delaware Sierra Club. address: Information and reservations: The choir is also noted for its emphasis on preserving the heritage of the spiritual, espe­ and Delaware Audubon Society Contact [email protected]. Counney: [email protected] cially in the historic practices of perfor­ 800-648-4849 mance. Pay for Spring Break in just 3 days. Tele- ew Castle County Paramedics along with Sponsors: The Delaware Chapter of the phone operators needed for valentine gift Odessa Fire Company wi ll be holding a free delivery. Call J ackie at Boyd's Flowers. www.ststravel.com Morgan State University Alumni. MBN A Foundation. and Metropolitan Wilmington Child Passenger afety eat Inspection on 421-2900. February 16. 2002. at Odessa Fire Company Place your classified ad here! Urban League. Station /I~. Boyd's Comer. Motor vehicle Boatmg & Fishing Superstore now hmng $2/Une but only $1/line for UD The City of Newark Parks and Recreation is crashe. remain the leading cause of death ad seasonal Ff & PT sales associates. Day, staff and students injury to children in Delaware. Paramedics vening, and weekend shifts avail Sections include: For Rent, currently looking for performers for its 2002 Madison Dr. Townhouse 4 person. 3 bd rm events. Anyone interested in perfom1ing t and Firefighters will inspect your car scat S7 .50/hr start. Apply @ Eastern Marine, for correct installation, recalls. and to make wlbonus rm in finished ba~cmen t. central Rt. 72, Newark 453-7327. Roommates, Help Wanted, the Spring Concet1 Series. Newark Nite . AIC. WID . one of the nicest on Madison Announcements, plus more! Liberty Day, 4th of July Fireworks, and sure your child is riding safely in your vehi­ $ 75/mo + util Avail6/ l 378-1963. cle. You are encouraged to bring your child. ~as hiers needed for evening & weekend Call for a price quote today! Community Day. should submit a demo ~hifts. $7/hr. Apply @ Eastern Ma rine, with a cover letter to the Recreation !Rt. 72, Newark 453-7327. 302-831-2771 The Review 831-2771 Premi- placement. Call (302) 83 1 - 1398 as necessary. Classified Ad Rates urns Bold: one time charge The Review is not If you are sending Business Hours Advertisin2 Policy University Rates: of $2.00 reponsible for ads faxed payment via mai I ( tudents, faculty, staff) without please address your Monday .... lO am- 5pm The Re,·ieH' reserves t Boxing: One time follow- up. envelobes :Review Tuesday.. .. 10 am- 3pm right to refuse any ads $ 1.00 per line *Email your ad to ATfN: Classifieds Wednesday.] 0 am - 5pm that are of an improper reviewclassy@ 250 Perkins Stu, Cen. Thursday .. lO am - 5pm or Local Rates: Placin2 Your Ad yahoo.com to receive University of Delaware Friday ...... ] 0 am - 3pm inappropriate time, There are four ways an electronic Ad Newark, DE 19716 place or manner. The $2.00 per line to place an ad at The Request. ideas and opinions of Review: Deadlines Our Policy advertisements -UD rates are for * Walk-ins appearing in thi personal use only *Call and request a For Tuesday's issue: We are glad to have publication are not form All ads must be prepaid Friday at 3 p.m. you advertise with The necessarily those of Th -All rates are per by the corresponding Review. Refunds will Review 's- staff or the insertion * Fax a copy of the ad deadlines before place­ For Friday's issue: not be given for ads University. · to (302) 831-1396 to ment can occur. Tuesday at 3 p.m. that are cancelled Questions, Comments, -Cash or Check receive form by fax. before the last run or input may be only (please follow up your All payments must be Interested in Display date.We advise you to directed to the faxes with a phone call accompanied by your Advertisin2? place your ads accord­ advettising department -No credit cards to ensure placement) Ad Request form for ingly and rerun them at Th e Revielv. accepted Community Bulletin For Rent For Rent Travel Travel Board

Sublease lg. 1-hedrm Town Court apt. Pa~· Your T ution Part Time- J>T oppor­ Sup.:n·i.,or for Community bent' at City of Thru ca rl~· Aug. Rl·nt is $578 if pd before tunities Hail with growin~ telecom I utili­ 1e\\ark. Department of Parb & Recreation. \ T · ·oXCROH TOW:\.IOlJSES TWO first nf each month. Includes heat. hot t~· company l ook in~ to expand in the a rea. SPRING BBEIIK 120 El~ton Road. PO Box 390. Ncwarl... DE BDR:\IS A \ ",\IL. \\',\LK TO U of D water. J66-1872 or :\[email protected] L nlimitcd ~rowt h potential. set your o wn 197 15-0.190. rnr additional information. SHORT TER:\1 LEASE r\ \'All.! 1.0\\' hours. work with great people! Interest­ plea'c ,·all the :-.il.'\lar~ Par~' a11J Rc.:r.:ation RATES!! -t56-921\7 Three houses on East Park !'lace for rent ed '~ Call Ka r en (302) 559-69-18 Oftic.: at J02-.,66-7060. (#221. #J02. & #30-t) . .-\11 h~n· e A/C: W / D: Hm> 1Apb Jan. Jun. S.:p "lk CD :169-1188. Water a nd Lawn cutting inlcuded. Som e Lice nse C lerks needed for a n authorized 1\lerchanh · Attic - 111.: Stat.:·' L:.lr!!t:>l h:n·c Diswashers & Deck. # 221 • 4 person IDE a nd :\ID State Park license agent. Sea­ Indoor Gara!!c Sak ' Wh' ,h;tr.: a bedroom'' I ha\'.: man\' reno- $ 1300 #302- .J person $ 1-100/mo (Heat ~onal FT & PT. Da~· . e,·e ning. & weekend Extra in\'ent(1r) ., Cleaned your allic r.:cent- ' at~d 4 BR To\\ nhou'c' on Madison Dri"c inlcudedl. #30-J- 3 per son $ 1200/mo Call ~hift~ aYail. $7 50/hr. A pply cg Eastern 1~,., Purcha'>c ,pace at the Merchant· , Allie W t D. D'W . NC. bco:lh:nt condition /\,·ail­ 376-0975! :\Iarine. Rt. 72. :\'ewark -153-7327 and Gl.'ncral Puhlic Gara!!t: Sak and ma~e able 6-1-02$1080 plw. uti I J0hn BatNchcr mone) on ~our c~ tra;... 1\l erdtam;..· Allie I i' 454 -~698. 4 BdrTownhou,c. w rD.Colle!!.: Park. Cnder!!raduate >tudents needed to contact ,chcdukd for Saturda\. F.:h D . :!00~. from $925/mo .. call Bill @ 49-1--4096 alumni. pare nt>. and friend. of the Uni'-c"i­ 9am to ~pm. Merch:ult>· Allie II i> ;.ched­ _, Hou'c' 7.' 1-57:'4 E. Clc,clam.L 4 per>on. t~ to update record' and gain fi nancial >up­ ulcd for Saturdav. !\larch 30.2002. from . I .400 . Chapel. 4 pt:N>IL 'S 1 .100 Thomp­ port. Swdcnt' mu't h;" c command of 9amto 2pm. Boih l.'\l.'nt<, will he held at the 'on.i l hi~ L>ri ;\Liml' per. <:.LnO. l:.rH.?.Ii:..h J,uH.!.Ua!!.(:. b~ u~..M1 oncntc.:J. ,md Rdl<>huth Bc.td1 C.u11cntion Hall. 2~1) "o~k well '~ ith\llhcr>~ Shift; are Sun 2-5. Rehoboth Avenue. The co,t of a lOx 10 ;\ladi, on DR. 4 BR T.H . Wa,hcr & Drvcr. Sun 6-9. and :\lon-Thur> 6-9. Starting pay i' space for each C\ cnt io; 50 and include;. on.: A'ail6 I per mo. Caii994-3304 : Help Wanted 59 ~5 I I S7 hr. Contact Dan Mo"er @ , _, l -4R59 o re­ Community Bulletin table p.:r :;pace. Spac.: i> limited. Rc,ena­ -.UW: (@II#£#@ ®Qit.·lr-4!lt®.$#4i'»'.#CMO'f®'t'itVifH") mail danmo~er @ udel.cdu linn!' arc accepted on a fir!->1 cornc. fir!'t ~crv~ Free parkin~ ! Don't share a hdr.. rent fraternities-Sororities Board basi>. For rc,cn·ation' or additional infor­ these Madison Dr. townhouses. 4bd/2bth. .-\sst. :\lanager positio ns a,·ail. Fast ~row­ Clubs-Student G roups mation call the Rchnhoth-Dewc\ Beach \V/1). W/ W carpel. dw. central air. ample ·ng compa ny. Paid training. Flex Sched­ Earn $ 1.000-$2.000 this semester with the Wamed: Student seeking experience in Chamber of Commerce at :>0~-227- 2~ -':> nr parkin~. all units ha\'e decks. 12 mo.leasc ule. Call KHin -t5-t-8955. 800-4-II-I:<2lJ.e.\t. II. starting June & July. $ 1100+ulil.. call eaS)' Campus fundraiser .com three hour ad\'ertis ine. This individual will coordinate fundraising ennt. Does not inYoiYe credit all publicity for the North East Water Festi­ Earle .-\nderson 368-7072 before IOpm. Delaware Women·' Conference card a pplications. Fund raising dates are val Association (NEWFA). 1EWFA is a Regi>tn NOW'! Rc!!i,tration i;. cun·cnth tilling quick!~· . so calltoda~· ! Contact group that organizes the annual North Ea;..t ALL :'\EW studio. 10 min. from campus open for the 18th an'nual Delaware · Campusfundraiser.com at 888-923-3238. Water Festival in North Ea. t. MD. The on D,\ RT Route. incl. heat & hot water \\'omen·, conference "Relca,in!! the Power or ,·isil Campusfundraiser.com . event is scheduled for July 12. 13. and 14 primte entrance fr. $.199 7.l7-3110. lfC~ W ithin" to he held Saturda'. March 2. 2002 2002. The Water Festival takes place to [~] • Bene Town • Betur &nJice at the Cni\'er,it' or Dclawtlr.:·, Cla\'ton Hall :vlature >tudent for ocea,ional care of dis­ give non-profit and civic groups in the For the nic·.:,t hou,e;. on i\ladi,on. Call 239- from Sam to Afta Januar; bt ·tblecl child in our home . Prefer Spec. Ed. Futon- Fruit\\ Ood Frame Extra Hca\\· i\lat­ Don't Be BLUE in 2002! region an opportunity to raise funds for thl'ir 3:-iSpm. J 1-'67. re!!i$trat ion i' $50. ll1e co' t of the conft:r­ major but will con;.iclcr relevant li fe exp. tre>s Excellent Condition. 275.00 or'be>t group. The event typically b rin g~ 12- Creative Travel II encc include>: <:Onttnl'ntaJ brc·akfa,l. >it­ w/di,abled >ibling> or involn·ment in pro­ offer. Call Bill302 -7.~ 1 -9 1 1 9. 15.000 people to the town of 'ort h East to Hou'c' :'\ladi,on. Chapel. Choate. down luncheon.thr..:e \\Of~>l10p> to choo;..e gram> for the di;abkd. Ref. required. The Sid Bum partake in exhibits. ho ws. competitions. Annabel it:. Call 239-1367. from 42 offered. ~ e' note lct·turc and a-cce» S 12/hr. Call Bob at 302-457-3319 o r page at PT£Sent great food. entertainment. I ive music. ride~. to cxhihitor>. hool.. ;ak and craft '""''area>. .-\n Alternatiw To Dorm Life! 1&2 B/R 302-247-9253 . and demonstrations of Upper Che>apeake ~- Ba,- waterman skills and tradition>. The The kevnotc addrc" will he !!i' en bv Erica pts w/Garages .-\\·ailable For immediate ..... ~ · : ' I . ·. . ' · r! - Jon!!. I);:,,.,cJiim: author t>f "fear o(Fh inc" relemarketers- $8 to $ 10/hr- :\lain St. & Future OccupanQ·-Qualified Pets Wel­ person selected will publicitc the event by and-"What do w'omen W:mt: Bread Ro, e,­ elling wall maps to schools & libraries. 2.002. means of print advertising . radio. TV. n~ ers. come. Call 368-2357. S.:\ Pol\ cr." Child care a'ail;tbk . For more lcxible Hrs. Call547-0316. $250 A Dr\ Y POTE"'TIAL BARTE"'D- Every other Wed. & Sat. & etc. There is an advertisin!! bud!!et hut an infornwtion. ,.j,jt W\\\\ .dcb.t\,arc,,omcn.orc 1\'G. TRAI"'ING PRO\'IDED. President's Day• effort should be made to obtain ;, much . Chap. Cbc .-\\e. Pro,peel 1\ \'t:. ~- 3. 4.: or contact tht.' Dd;m arc Ccunmi"ion li•r ~ Student to do hou;..c \\ork. -1--:'ihr> \\Ccklv. 1-800-293-3985 ext. 20-t Jan. 26, 30 donated publ icity as po>sible. Target 'hould h.:druom hm"e' .<69- I ~88. Women at 761 -8005 1\ lu;.. t be hid1h moti,ated. Hocke,;.in area. Feb. 9, 13,18, 23, 27 be -1-0'!t Cecil County. 60'k out of region Salar) to be decidcd.139-4166. ATTE:'IITION! Becom e a professional (Baltimore. Delaware. Chester Count). PA. $53 Wed/$63• Sat SAVE THE DATE' Kid> Count in Philadelphia. Southern NJ. etc.). Thi' i' a Bartende r! Hands on i\lixology Program Ind. tNnsportation. lifo lix & extr.l$. Delaware Conkrl'tll'c rhe Roadhouse Steak Joint is looking for • Dipolma/Job Assistance. Starts Febru­ s....•s,.,,.,.,.~-~4+• volunteer position with opportunitie' to net­ 400 Elkton Rd .- 3 hdr apt. 4pr-. off-~t pr~­ A venue for t\ ctiurr ,\ th an~IIH.! Ath C)l."aC\ jSClf-moti\· :~t cd. fast paced indi,•idua ls for 0tMf' TTlps lnclwk: work w ith key people in the ad\'crtising ing.\\ d.d\\.S,25mo+util.i\,ail.6 1'02. ary 18th a t Newark Best Western Hotel. Wed .. :\1 arch 20. 2()()2 at Dcl;;\\:lrc Tech~li ­ ~ener. line cook. hostess. and bartender Punuuuwney Phil • indu,try. Time commitment varic' from 2-J 7.'8-7400. For info & FREE brochure 1-800-33J- cal and Clllllll1U11il\ Colk!!c in Do,cr posit inns. 10 mins from l 'D. Earn top d ol­ Groundhog Day ...... Feb, 2 . .. , $65• hours per month until Marc h and then 7122 The Blue M:m Group .. Mar. 9 ... $105 Join u' fi>r 11Ur , ... e;,nd am~ual onc-da\ con­ lar. Please a ppl~· in person at -1732 Lime­ increa,es as the event elate approach<.'>. Thl.' 136 1'\c·\\ Lond<>n Rd. - 4hJr 4pr,_ ~ I ~ NYC Special...... Ma.r. II . . $28 F'tonc Rd in Pike C reek S hopping Center . individual may choose to head up a commit­ fcr.:nc·c katuring nat iOIJalh I.. no" n >ixa ~ ­ bath,.c·ntrl ac." d. tl\\. hrand Ill'\\ homl.'. I!! Gsrgoyles in Man!-.2ttan - cr,_ practicall\or~'hnp' and our KIDS Call 892-Becf for directions. tee or work alone. Please respond to the fol­ d'"· de-c~.~ d. <>f'f.,t pr~ing. inc I\\ n care.­ Walkmg Tour ...... Mar. ~4 .. S 129 COUi'!T ,\\\ard' lun.chcnn. f-or more infor­ The Lion King ...... Ma.r. 16 .. $49 lowin!! e-mail address: northca!-1\\ah.:rfc,ti­ ,J,ail6 I 02 ':.16(~1 1110 +uti! DH-7400 mation c·all .\02-X.\ l-49h6 !\ced computer Hdp? H :we Questions? Travel National Zoo & Lunch. Mar 30 .. $39 val@'yahoo.eom . 5 ~ r~ expe rie nce troubleshooting. di:tg­ •H4< lnc.l-..siorn C411 To Be ll£!dcJ To E-Mtril J.\K :'\,·" Lnndt>n lr hlcs. All s~· st ems supported. Ltm houri~· Qr:um (ASSE) is look in!! for enthu,~l>li ,,j1 6. 2002 Ral<·s. C all no" 302-737-491 -J. Ask for people in the commtmity who like \\Orl..ing r.:hru~1n '>1190 mo +uti!. 73!-i-74(l<1. atiler ttlpt ull ar wltlt frnm4pm t(1 6pm. The l.'\cnt . 'IW;1,<>rcd h} non or lea\ c message. with young people and lcaming about dif­ - -.or.at!Yetravellno.c:om the Phtladelphta ,\rca lntc·rnaliOIWI I: duc·a­ ferent culture. When you become an ASSE 92 <' 94 \\ ilhur St. - 4 hdr 4 P"·" d. 3 11". lOf' N t: l\\\lf~ t P.\ IEI\:1. \\illta~c place at \\'anted : S tudent seeking ext>e rience in area representati\e. )OU pro' ide a valuahk ec·1lln~ lath. II>( H) mo + uti!..'" ad. 6• I 02. lntcrnatumal Hnu,c . .'70 1 Che,tnut . 1. in :~dvertisin g. T his indi\·idual will coordi­ opportunity to out>tanding high >chool '" n md. 7 -'X-7400. l'hiladelphia. The Cnlkgc Fair" ill ft>cu' nn c·~ nate all publicity for the ~orlh East exchange ' tudent~ who want to experience pro' iding llllcrnatltmal nr ESL ' tutknl> \lllh \Yater Fcsti\al Association (NEWFA). the American way of life for cit her a 4ll() f-.l~ton Rd.- lar!!.: clfit·l.:nc' ." 'd . .:tllrl inti>nnation llrl'l'' fi.,r appl) Ill~ f(ll' :\E\\'FA is a group that organizes the scmc,ter or academic year. By finding a c·. \art!. ':.49) 1111>. in.:!. allutil:. ;I\ all. a<.lmiv.. iun tfl an unt.kn.!raduatc: (tf ~raduatc annual :\nrth East Water Festival in homes for these student' with local familil.''­ 6 I (12 738-7400. program at a Deh1" !\orlh East. i\ID. The nent is scheduled you bring an international fla,1•r to ytlllr ar~ Vall.:~ c,,fk·~,· Admi:--,ion rl.~ p n:,~n t ati\C~ from the lo lln,,­ for .luh 12. 13. and 14 2002. T he Water community' ASSE area rcpre,cnt ati'c' t\panm.:nt lor Rl.'nt. Rc·cl.'nil~ rl' l1 ll\ atl.'d . I in!! ,chonJ, \\ill he hand: .\ r.cadia l i11i\l.'f'l Fcsti\·altr more· info 12pm- '' ~The i\rt Jn,lltute of l'htl.tddphia. Bradk~ ci,·k ~rnups in the region an op porlunit~ C> and enjoy friend,hi p;.. with peopk frnm 9pm .'02-684 - ~956. ,\c';Jdcm' for \ 'i,ual :\rt>. Dda\\ arc' C ~ou to j(•in Cnmmutiit' Cnlk>:c.DrL'\t:l L'nt\l.'r II \'. · t~· pi ca lly brings 12-15.0110 people to the our family of area reprc;..cntati,e>. Plca't' Burn! Ttm nhou'c' 'till a\ ailable for Acapulco Cancun Harcum C;>lk.:c.lmi1Wnllat:l Collc!!c'.' l a tuwn uf :\orth Elartcd on \'OUr ex pet' 73 1-7000. Jason @ 3U2 -456-1865 \\'itkn.:t Fur 111<'1<: mh>rni:llton a nd the Grand Opera Hou>c pre,cnt Morgan l ' ni,~r, il\ . the en-nt hy m eans of 1>rint ach·crtising. Mike@ 302-598-2009 nn ttk· Cnlk[!.: Fa1i·. pka'l.' call lntl.'rnatlnl1al radio. T\'. flH~ ,-~. etc. Then· is an adver­ State Uni\-cr,it y Choir - Sp.:cial E' cnt C cl­ :'\ htdi,t>n Dri'.: TH a\ ;ti I. f1>r r.:nt. ~ ~)0 1 mo Hnu,c·, J~1.111 1' Officl.' .lt i2l:'il tising budgl'i but an dTort should he ebrat.:s Black Hi;..tor\' Month . .\ fiR . I B·\ . \\' D Call >76-0ll\1 . Xn Kdl' .-\\.:. 4 per­ Film :'\la~cT Jell Barne prc":nh a multl­ Cu unt~. 1\0''r nut of region. Thi' is a ,·oJ­ 20. 2002 at The Grand Opera Htlll,t:. XI X :-.J . ,,,., p.:rmll .-\ll applt.tnc·c·'· ,\,,ul h I 02 llll.'Lfla ... tu_k -.IH~\\ .md di..,l.'tl''"'n nu thl' pln­ untcer pos itinn "ith opportunities to ncl­ Market Street. \\'ilmim:tnn. DE. Tid.ct' ;ne : 1 '"o 11111 C.di •o2 2 ''I •no:;_ Jll''\.'d l'\pfoT;II HIII anJ tk'\ dop111C:I II h~ the \\nrJ.. "ith kc~ people in the ad,ertising S3J-37 which arc'" aifabk <'nlitl<' at pt.•trPil'lllll lntlu ... tr~ on till' coa,t.ll pl.tin of W\\" .operadd .11rg or h ~ calling Th.: Gr;1nd indu,tn . ·rime cnnnnitmenl \arie' from the ,\rdlt' '\.IIH•n.li \\ lidhk Rdn.:c 111 .\ J.t, 2-.' hml" per munth until 'larch and Bt> \ Office at l-SOO-J7-GRi\I'\D. I.c·d !nr !...1 "" I hnr,d;J\. h~hru; l l'\ "'I h. 7 p~1 at I he· then itu:rea;..e' a;. tht• t'\Cnt date Promote Trips at Delaware th<· pa't 29 year' h~ acclaimed n>mluctor l 'lllll'l'll\ o! ikb\\,lrl' j·l.lh.lllll.l11\l'f'll\ apprnad1cs. The indh idualm a~ c.·hoosc 1athan Carter.the Choir·, rep.:rt,ire 'l''"h Earn Cash and Go Free \)o\ ll' l'lic'< IIL'I \ fl\'l' c' \ CI1lpll''l'lllt:d h~· tu head up a committee or work a lnne. ,c,·eral ccnturie' and include•, d;J»ical. tlw \I,I,LI \\ tltkllll'» I ,·;~cue·. l ' J) Student> Call for details!!! g.o:-.pcl mld cnn tcmporar~ pt,pular nHhH..'_ l'lca'c rc,pond In the fullom ing •·-mail h>1 the· l-tl\ ll<>lln lc'l1l. J)d.l'; .1rc StLTI.I ('luh. The choir i> al">llntcd lor it' c·mpha"' 1111 addn•": Information ond reservations: ~ tnd l)~..·l.t\\ otH' \uduho11 ~t ,ciel\ ( 'nnt.h.:l nurthca't" atcrft•,ti' al0 ~alwo .co m . pre, .:n ·tng the hcritag.: of the· 'Jlintual. '''!"-' (\HIIllll'\ ,IHl\\ l,mdlrt udd.cdt; 800-648-4849 ,·iall~ 111 the hi,toric prac·uc,•, ol l"'rli>r­ l'a_, fm· Spring llreaJ.. in j u't 3 da~·s. 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' and R L'crl.'.tll{'ll I' wa,nnal VI' & PT ,ale' as;..m·iat<·'· Da~. staff and students 1111111' I» dnldl<'ll 111 lkl.l;,,lrc· l'.n.lllll'dl<'' '\ening. and " ceJ..cnd <,hifts ;I\ ail curn:ntf~ l oo~ing fur pt..-rfnnncr-.. for lh 2002 \l.nll""lll1 lo~ l\nhtHI,e4 pcr,ol1. 'bdnn Sections include: For Rent, .md f trd t~h l l'l' "rll nhp~..·ct 'nut '-·.u ...c. tt $7 5fi/Ju· 'tart. A ppl~ Cii Ea,lcrn :'\larim·. C\...:nh. An)OilC inh.:n:~ll.'d Ill fl\:rtornun~ t \\ hnnth nn 111 IJ nhhl·d h;l'.. l." llll.'"lll. LL'ntr.tl Ruommates. Help Wanted, h u l."t u r~..·~..· t ttP..t.d l.. tt tnu . rc~o.:.tll ..... tnd h 1 Kl. 72. '\e\\ark .JSJ-7.127. the Spring Concert Sa1e,. "'''" arh Nitc. "'·'"l.' 'tiiC \tllll ~..· htld '' !HIIIl!.! '~tlt•h 1ft \OUr \t.'lll· \ ( . \\ I J. ""'-' nl the 111\·,·,ttlll .\1.1111'"11 Announcements, plus more! Lihen' D~v . 4th of Juh hn:\\orJ.., ..md '>· ,_, 111n, Uill \ \,nih I \7~ J<)(,\ cJ.: , .tHI .Ill' l'lh."Ollt.l~'l.':J hi bt·IU~ ~P lll d tlld . ·,L,hil'r- needed fur evening & \H·ckcnd Call for a price qtwt(' today! Cnmniunit\ Dav. , honid 'uhnut a dcn1" hilh. $7/h r. Appl~ @' E:.-tt·rn 1\larine. "ith a nl\·cr k ticr tu tlw Rt.'-crc·ati