THE TUFTS DAILY Where You Read It First Thursday, December 1,1994 Vol XXM Number 53

~~ ~ Video store may replace Jumbo Scoops, ne w cafe to open in fall by JOHN O’KEEFE she’is more concerned with the that while sales in Jumbo Express Daily Editorial Board lack of student demand than she have steadily increased this year, This article is the Jinal seg- is with the fact that the store loses sales in Jumbo Scoops have fallen ment in a three-part series high- money. Off. lighting changes involving Tups According to Dining Services Breakstone said that the Din- Dining Services. figures. Jumbo Scoops averages ing Services committee still wants Beyond renovating and mak- approximately 1,000 customers to offer the ice cream service in ing changes to existing dining per week as opposed to 4,200 a some form, possibly as a part of facilities, Tufts Dining Services week in the adjacent Jumbo Ex- the conveniencestore. “We would has been hard at work throughout press convenience store. Lee at- still offer ice cream. but it will the year planning a number of tributes these numbers partly to take up less space... we want to new and original initiatives for the fact that ice cream is seasonal the future. The studendfaculty and an “impulse” item. She said see DINING, page 2 Phdo by Judy Eastwtmoh Dining Services committee has etimes 1:aking the shuttle is just a lot easier than walking. -- begun toexamine alternative uses for the Campus Center space cur- rently occupied by Jumbo Scoops, DiBiaggio details his with its early focus concentrating on the concept of a campus video store. vision for Tufts 2002 Additionally, after numerous by ANDREA GROSSMAN from the undergraduate students, discussions and studies of student Daily Editorial Board especiallythrough the Senior Sur- demand,Dining Serviceshasbeen “A student-centered Univer- vey, is instrumental in helping to given the green light from Uni- sity dedicated to preparing improve the quality of the Univer- versity administrators to begin tomorrow’sglobal citizens,” is the sity. designing a campus coffee house primary focus omniversity Presi- According to DiBiaggio, the which will open in Curtis Hall in dent John DiBiaggio’s Tuesday survey is “a relentless 20-page the fall of 1995. afternoon speech to the under- document that over 95 percent of It has recently been revealed graduate community entitled, our graduating seniors complete.” that Dining Services is consider- “Looking to the Year 2002.” In these surveys, students indi- ing phasing out or scaling back DiBiaggio began his presenta- cated that they would like im- Jumbo Scoops, the Campus tion by explaining the primary proved athletic facilities and pre- Center’s ice cream shop. Patty goal of the University’s vision fer Carmichael Dining Hall to Lee, director of Dining Services, statement, which he has been Dewick and MacPhie Dining said, “We don’t think it’s doing working on for several months Halls. well enough.” with the Board of Trustees. “We’re working not only to According toke,the ice cream He referred to the statement address both of these shortcom- shopbarely generatesenough rev- “as a catalyst... precipitating a ings identified by the undergradu- enue to cover the overhead costs. process of distillation of our ate population but to implement DavidBreakstone, co-chair of the ideas... that hasresultedinasingle similar review proceduresin ALL studendfaculty Dining Services phrasethatdescribesmuchofwhat of the schools that will enable us committee, agreed that the facil- we intend Tufts to be in the 2 1st to respond to the needs of ALL ity is insolvent. “Jumbo Scoops is century.” students,” DiBiaggio said. not financially self-sufficient, it According to DiBiaggio, the Strong math and science pro- never has been. It actually loses year 2002 was chosen as a niile- grams, a program in health sci- money,” he said. stone because it is the year of the ences, and international studies Lee stressed that Dining Ser- University’s 150th anniversary. are areas where DiBiaggio said vices wants to provide services to Included in DiBiaggio’s vision he hopes improvement will be the Tufts community but added is extensivestudent accessto tech- most extensive. that their operations are expected Daily file photo nological advances, interaction As far as improving academ- to be Lee =id that Jumbo Scoops may soon be moved and replaced by a video store. between the faculty of both the ics, DiBiaggio said that “Tufts graduate and undergraduate will continue its commitment to schools, and groundbreaking de- teaching and learning.. . teaching Colloquium discusses prize for velopments within the school’s and learning are my most impor- departments. tant academic priorities.” Now that the vision statement Though he said he wants the international relations students has been drawn up, DiBiaggio University to remain “student-cen- by ALISHA OZERI Past prize recipients have trav- the speakers made reference to said he realizesthat thereare many tered,” DiBiaggio said it is neces- Daily Staff Writer eled and researched in Vienna. Anne Borghesani, the woman for challenges that lay ahead. He said sary toconcentrate on the research On Tuesday, Nov. 29, a Jamaica, Puerto Rim, and Geneva. whom the memorial prize was he believes that quality, academ- issues as well. colloquium sponsored by the In- Fields of study include econom- named. Anne Borghesani gradu- ics, and the University’s role in Last year, Tuftsjoined28 other ternational Relations department ics, health care, nuclear energy, ated from Tufts in 1989 with a society are three areas where the universities as they were declared was held to discuss the Anne E. and religion. degree in International Relations. major challenge lies. a Research I University by the Borghesani Memorial Prize. Most ofthe recipientswho have She was committed to interna- “These are challenges that face Carnegie Foundation for the Ad- Among those in attendance were completed their projects expressed tional study and leadership. Upon all institutions of higher learn- vancement of Teaching. President John DiBiaggio; Pro- that without theBorghesani Prizc, graduating from Tufts, she had ing. It is how we respond to the DiBiaggio said he feels that it is vost Sol Gittleman, Assistant Di- they would not have had the op- hoped to pursue a legal career, but challenges that will distinguish important for Tufts to keep up rector of the International Rela- portunity to study something of died soon after. and differentiate Tufts,” he said. these standards. tions Program John Jenke, Mr. great interest to them. Provost Sol Gittleman said, Dibiaggio said that feedback “Our goal is to maintain our and Mrs. Borghesani, and the The award “offered me an op- “Global citizenship and commit- - newly achieved status as one of coordinator of the colloquium, portunity I really didn’t think I ment toother people is what Anne the world’s finest research uni- Anne Sauer. would have,” Senior International I versities.. . while continuing to The recipients of the Anne E. Relations major Carlos Cedeno see PRIZE, page 2 strengthen the unique qualities of Borghesani Memorial Prize, said. He further stated that the our teaching agenda,” DiBiaggio started in 1991, receive up to prize gave him the chance “to said. $3,000 to spend towards the cost pursue a research project that I 1 Inside I Developing The Center for of an academic project relating to have been thinking about since Viewpoints...... p. 3 Advising andTeaching (CENTA), international studies. Activities freshman year.” Stickings on the Republican revolu- the Experimental College, and that promote community service tion, part 11 of a Bonsey meditation, and Moreover, prize winners said an opposition toculture rep votingrights. research at the undergraduate level and global understanding are t!iev were also grateful to the Y I will help to prepare Tufts aca- stressed and encouraged. mrghemnisforencouraging them Weekender...... pp. I-IV. demically for the next century, Borghesani said he feels that the to learn more about a a ‘Tis the season to go shopping at DiBiaggio said. He also said that prize “exemplifiesTufts’ commit- culture, and about themselves. malls, thenew moviduniorgnbs mixed the construction of the Tisch Li- ment to citizenship.” ‘‘I had a reviews, and the Silver Jews deliver. brary will help Tufts to reach new Sauer, the program assistant academically,personally, andcul- heights in academia. who organized the colloquium, turally,” Venu Gupta, a previous Spor...... P. 7 By the time the 150th anniver- said thatMr. andMrs. Borghesani Gupta is an economics Tufts sailing ends its season, and the sary of Tufts arrives, DiBiaggio “have set a tone for the award -- majorwho used the prize lo study ice hockey squad has an unfortunate Daily rile photo international studiesand commu- GATT’s Enforcement Powers. time against the Army cadets. John DiBiaggio see DIBIAGGIO, page 2 nity service.” Throughout the colloquium, - page two THE TUFTS DAILY Thursdav. December 1.1994 THETUFTS DAILY President stresses role of diversity, fiscal responsibility DIBIAGGIO The undergraduate school is not alone in the media and capture more recognition. Marc J. Sheinkin continued from page 1 Editor-in-Chief its efforts to expand in the outside commu- Fiscal responsibility also must be ful- said that he hopes “there will little room nity, as both the dental and the medical filled, he said. When DiBiaggio tookoffice Managing Editor: Nadya Sbaiti for the concept of the university as Ivory schools are active in Saudi Arabia. two years ago, he said that the University Associate Editors: David Meyers, Tolwer -- that mythical place where intel- DiBiaggio also stressed the role of di- was in a “structural deficit.” With that defi- Michael J.W.Stickings versity within the University. “Not only is cit reduced during his tenhe, DiBiaggio Editorial Page Editor: Rachel Levine lectual pursuits always take precedence Production Managers: Leah Schwartz, Ryan Otto over practical ones.” diversity a key issue for Tufts as a univer- said he would like to “turn our attention to DiBiaggio defined a 21st century uni- sity, it is one that is of great personal inter- the capital campaign.” NEWS versity as being one that “diligently seeks est to me,” he said. “It is not enough to be a superb univer- Editors: Jessica Rasenthal, John OKeefe to contribute useful knowledge and un- The president concluded his speech by sity... it is necessary to present ourselves as Assistant Editors: Andrca Grossman. ... Karen Fipstein dertakes to prepare-students for their lives speaking about issues of implementation. such to the world,” he said. as informed, committed global citizens.” He cited the University’s academic suc- VIEWPOINTS He prided Tufts in its large number of cess, such as the 11 Fulbright Scholarships According to Kate Ryan, staff assistant Editors: Darrah Feldman, Remy Stem international students and faculty. “Our awarded to students last year, as a way to to the president, this presentation was origi- nally delivered to the Board of Trustees, FEATURES concept of citizenship must extend, not “measure the success of Tufts.” He said that Editor: Dan Tobin only beyond the University, but beyond the Tufts struggles for recognition “as a smaller but was broadened when given to the un- Assistant Editors: Laura Bernheim, community, to the nation and the world.” university next door to two of the world’s dergraduate community. Ryan noted that Annie Risbridger Through its various programs, such as most prestigious and much larger universi- “the student turnout was a tad light,” but the public policy programs in the Lincoln- ties.” “there were a lot of faculty and administra- ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT Editors: Jay Ruttenberg, Joshua Davis, Filene Center and the Tufts Environmental tors.” She continued to say that DiBiaggio Samantha Levine Programs Council, DiBiaggio said he hopes According to DiBiaggio, “clear, well- had hoped that more students would attend. that Tufts will be able to fit this definition targeted institutional communications”are “There weren’t as many students as he WEEKENDER within the next eight years. necessary for Tufts to catch the attention of would have liked,” Ryan said. Editor: Liza Cohen Production Manager: Caroline Schaefer DiBiaggio thanks Borghesmis for scholarship endowment SPORTS Editors: Doug Katz, John Tomase, PRIZE tively young and is getting bigger.” to get resources to study something that Greg Youman continued from page 1 President John DiBiaggio thanked Mr. truly interests them.” Assistant Editor: Ben Margoles is all about.” and Mrs. Borghesani for such an endow- PHOTOGRAPHY Mr. and Mrs. Borghesani said they feel ment and expressed the focus the Univer- Assistant Director of the International Editors: Judy Easterbrook, Jen McCdy that the memorial prize makes their sity has on internationalism and commu- Relations Program John Jenke said he be-. daughter’s life meaningful while giving nity service in its curriculum. “We appreci- lieves that the Borghesani Prize has strong PRODUCTION their lives “futuristic meaning.” Mr. and ate what [Mr. and Mrs. Borghesani] have ties to Tufts University as a liberal arts Layout Editors: Mark Lerman, Pratiksha Thakkar, Raquel Almeida Mrs. Borghesani, also Tufts graduates, done for the students and what it will do for institution and said he hopes that students Graphics Editor: Wenimo Poweigha maintain a connection to Tufts through the them in the future. At Tufts community will take advantage of it. Classifieds Editors:Katherine Winder incentive prize. “Now we are creating a service is a critical component of the Tufts Copy Editor: Karen Altschuller new community through our prize,” said education,” DiBiaggio said. “I think the Borghesani Prize builds on MI. Borghesani. The Borghesanis are in- JL McHenry three strengths of Tufts University as a Executive Business Director volved with the prize’s recipients and are Students interesteq in applying for the liberalarts institution. First of all, it stresses Business Manager: Dean Gendron interested in the recipients’ long term aspi- Anne E. Borghesani Memorial Prize must community service, whichis amessage that Advertising Manager: Isabel Cuervo rations and accomplishments. submit a proposal of a project to the Inter- has been delivered by President John Office Manager: Lyle Mays national Relations Program office by Jan. DiBiaggio, Sol Gittleman, and Robyn Receivables Manager: Melissa Tapply Subscriptions Manager: Ethan Goldman Mr. and Mrs. Borghesani “have forged 27,1995. Applicantsmusthaveaminimum Gittleman. Secondly, it stresses global very good relations with the prize winners. grade point average of 2.8 and be second- awareness and for 20 years sinceJean Mayer The Tufts Daily is a non-profit newspaper, published They keep in touch with students and main- semester sophomores or juniors. Students came, Tufts has stressedinternational aware- vIonday through Friday during the academic year and tain relationships with them,” Sauer said. of any major are encouraged to apply for ness. Thirdly, the prize stresses creativity iistributed free totheTuftscommunity.The Daily is entirely itudent-run; there are no paid editorial positions. The Daily the award. A selection committee chooses which is one of those features in Tufts’ IS printed at Charles River Publishing, Charlestown, MA. $65,000 has been raised thus far for the the winners and one or more students can students that makes me want to stick around, The Daily is located at the back entrance of Curtis Hall xt Tufts University. Our phone number is (617) 627-3090, Borghesani Prize. The Borghesanis said be recipients. and you see this in Tufts students all over JUT fax number is (617) 627-3910, and our e-mail address the.y are optimistic about having $100,000 the world. I hope all juniors and sopho- isTDAILY @EMERALD.TUFTS.EDU.Business hours are raised by the year 2000. Sophomore Beth Campbell commented, mores will see this as an opportunity to J:00 a.m. - 6:00 p.m., Monday through Friday, and 1:OO p.m. - 600 p.m. on Sunday. According to Sauer, “The prize is rela- “I think it’s a great opportunity for students realize a dream,” Jenke said. The policies of The Tufts Daily are established by the editorial board. Editorials appear on this page, unsigned. [ndividual editors are not necessarily responsible for, or in Curtis Hall coffee shop scheduled to open next autumn agreement with, the policies and editorials of The Tufts Daily. DINING the fallif ’95.” from mid-afternoon until late at night on The content of letters, advertisements,signed columns. continued from page 1 The Arts and Sciences administrative Sunday. :artcans and graphics does not necessarily reflect the opin- ion of The Tufts Daily editorial board. find a way to make the space financially and development departments are looking On Fridays, Dining Services plans to self-sufficient,” he said. at the project “very favorably,” Lee said. open the coffee house in the mornings but Letters to the Editor Policy Dining Services is currently looking at Noting strong support from both the Uni- to reserve the afternoons and evenings for TheTufts Daily welcomes letters from thereaders.The letters page is an open forum for campus issues and com- moving the ice cream operation in a scaled- versity president and several vice-presi- student programming and organization ac- ments about the Daily’s coverage. down format and considering options for a dents, she added that Dining Services has tivities. On Saturdays, the space would be Letters must include the writer’s name and a phone number where the writer can be reached. All letters must be ne’w operation in that space. One of the been given approval, based on her original similarly used for special events, Lee said. verified with the writer before they can be published. most popular ideas that has been suggested proposal, to begin planning for the con- In terms of menu options at the new cafe, The deadline for lettersro be considered for publication is ii campus video store. struction of the new facility. Lee said that it would feature a wide variety m the following day’s issue is 400 p.m. Due to space limitations, letters should be no longei Lee said that the video store idea seems Lee said that Student Activities Director of coffees. Other items that will likely be han 350 words. Any submissions over this length may be tohavehighstudentdemand and has“a,low Bill Stackman has been working with her served include cappuccino, espresso, hot :dited by the Daily to be consistent with the limit. Letters ;hould be accompanied by no more than eight signatures. initial investment” with a potential for a on the proposal. She emphasized that the’ chocolate, and other similar beverages. The editors reserve the right to edit letters for clarity. significantfinancial return. “Many students motivation behind the development of the Breakstone said that he foresees food ’ublication of letters is not guaranteed, but subject to the have VCRs in their rooms... videos are coffee house concept was the creation of an items on the menu such as bagels, muffins, Iiscretion of the editors. Letters should be typed or printed in letter-quality or hot,” Lee said. alternative to Hotung Cafe which has re- pastries, and donuts. Lee said that Dining iear-letter-quality mode and turned in to the Daily’s offices cently begun a transition to a pub atmo- Services was looking into other varieties of n Curtis Hall. Letters can also be sent via electronic mail tc Breakstone said that the video store sphere by serving bottled beer. “We wanted foods and snacks to be served. However, rDAILY @EMERALD.TUFTS.EDU, with all statedregu- ations regarding Letters to the Editor still applying. would likely be popular because students to have a non-alcoholic space for social she said that she doesn’t want to duplicate Letters should address the editor and not a particular would be able to use points and because it events,” Lee said. items sold at other campus locations. ndividual. While letters can be critical of an individual’s ctions, they should not attack someone‘s personality traits. iscloserthanBlockbusterVideoinMedford The Daily will not accept anonymous letters or pen Square and West Coast Video in Davis Dining Services is looking at the 1,500 Although Lee said that “[we] can’t be lames except in extreme circumstances if the Executive Square. He added that this store would square foot space on the first floor of Curtis everything to everyone,” she istressed that 3oard determines that there is a clear and present danger to he author. The Daily will not accept letters regarding the feature current release home videos and Hall, which has been used by Tufts Hillel in she “welcomes comments” from students :overage of other publications, unless their coverage itself would likely have adifferent selection from the past, as an ideal location for a campus about the menu. Lee added that customers ias become a newsworthy issue that has appeared in the the Wessell Audio-visual collection. coffee house. Lee said that the location was Iaily. The Daily will accept letters of thanks, if space would also be able to use points at the )ermits, but will not run letters whose sole purpose is to Although Breakstone said he was not perfect because of the extensive pedestrian coffee house. idvertise an event. aware of such a service at any other col- traffic inthearea. ShenotedthattheCousens The budget for the project has yet to be When writers have group affiliations or hold titles or K7sitionsrelatedtothetopicoftheirletter,theDaily willnote leges in the area, he said, “I think that it is gym and parking lot are extensively used fully established,however Lee said that she hat following the letter. This is to provide additional infor- needed ... I thinkpeople willgo toit anduse by residents, commuters, faculty, and staff. expected it to be in the neighborhood of nation and is not intended to detract from the letter. it.” Further, she stated that there are many $140,000. The financing for the cafe will Classifieds Information Both Lee and Breakstone said that the classrooms and offices in the immediate 1ikely.come from Dining Services surplus All Tufts students must submit classifieds in person, idea is still in the brainstorming process area that are not in close proximity to other funds and from the Arts and Sciences bud- xepaid with cash or check. All classifieds must be submit- ed by 3 p.m. the day before publication. Classifieds may and encouraged students to express their dining venues. Anderson, Robinson, get. She said that the budget would include ilso be bought at the Information Booth at the Campus opinions about Jumbo Scoops, the video Halligan, and Sweet Halls, as well as the funding for both interior and exterior reno- hter.All classifieds submitted by mail must be accompa- lied by a check. Classifieds may not be submitted over the store, or any other ideas for that space. Police Department and the Buildings and vations in an attempt to create an appropri- )hone. Grounds offices are near the Curtis Hall ate atmosphere for the facility. Notices and Lost & Founds are free and run on Tues- Coffee House to open next fall site. lays and Thursdays only. Notices are limited to two per week per organization and run space permitting. Notices Lee has also been working closely with Breakstone described the intended at- nust be written on Daily forms and submitted in person. a number of students and University offi- Lee said that the coffee house would mosphereof the new coffeehou.se as “cozy” rlotices cannot be used to sell merchandise or advertise cials to plan for the construction of acoffee have extensive operating hours, catering to and said that he believed the facility will be najor events. The Tufts Daily is not liable for any damages due to house at the corner of Boston and College both “the early morning coffee crowd” and ideal for student-student and student-fac- ypographical errors or misprintings except the cost of the Avenues. According to Lee, “the general students looking for a late-night “hang- ulty interaction. nsertion, which is fully refundable.We reserve the right to plan is for opening next fall.” out.”In her original proposal, Lee planned .efuse to print any classifieds which contain obscenity, are ofanovertly sexualnature,orareusedexpresslytodenigrate Breakstoneconcurred, “At this moment, to have the coffee house open from 7 a.m. “The idea is to have a feeling of being a person or group. it’s going to be done and will be opening in to 3 a.m., Monday through Thursday, and off campus, but to be on campus,” he said. Thursday, December 1,1994 THE TUFTS DAILY page three iIEWPOINTS The Spiritual Management of Time == Part I1 by Rev. Steven Bonsey as a gift from God. Money and life God‘stranscendence.Pictureyour- are entrusted to us, just as the self alone in a desert at night, un- The following Viewpoint was de- runningofahouseholdisentrusted der the canopy of stars. Think of livered as part of the Meditations to a steward or valued servant, and the immensity and the transcen- Series on Sept. 21, 1994, in we are accountable to God for the dent otherness of God. Think of Goddard Chapel. It is a continua- use we make of them. our mortal time set against God’s tion of a Viewpoint that appeared The same principle of stew- eternity,as in the imagery of Psalm in Tuesday’s Daily. ardship applies to time: we did not 90. The effect can be terrible but make it; we did not earn it; it is not beautiful, fearful yet liberating. As you may have guessed by really ours to cling to or control or There is a sense of relief in know- now, I am going to turn this story manipulate to our own ends. Our ing how great is God and how into a parable about the spiritual time in life is a gift entrusted to us trivial our personal concerns are Disagreements with management of time. But before I by God; we are charged to use it in in the scheme of the universe. The spell out this application, let me ways that are in harmony with perspective has a way of disarm- say what I mean by the spiritual God’s purposes, and in the end we ing anxiety and broadening our the new Constitution management of time. As I men- are accountable to God for the use consciousness beyond the hori- by Josh Robin knowledgethat it has been stricken tioned earlier, I have investigated we make of every minute of our zons of self. This is a good begin- from the new constitution. “Mi- models of management, found in On Nov. 6, members of the nority,” as defined by The Ameri- self-helpbooks and computerpro- “I want to outline what I hope will be a simple Tufts Lesbian, Gay and Bisexual can Heritage Dictionary, is “a grams that are aimed primarily at habit of spiritual discipline Community appeared at a Tufts corporate executives or middle- ...” group that differs, as in race, reli- ~~ Community Union [TCU] Senate gion, or ethnic background from managers. These are helpful and day. ning. meeting to petition for a represen- the larger group of which it is a havemuch to teachus, but1wanted Let me now attempt to apply Step two: “...thykingdomcome, tative. They came as the Senate part.”) a different approach, a spiritual the principle of stewardshipto the thy will be done, on earth as it is in was debating a resolution, drafted Representatives from the Pan- approach. To speak of “spiritual daily routine of managing time, heaven. ” Set aside personal goals, by TCU Treasurer Matt Stein and African Alliance, the Hispanic management,” however, is to bring keeping in mind the story from for a moment; set aside the per- SenatorClaudiaSlavin, that asked community, and the AsianlAsian- to mind a word familiar to all Mark’s gospel and also Psalm 90. sonal mission statement and think for the addition of arepresentative church-goers, a word usually ap- I want to outline what I hope will of God’s mission in the world: to from the TLGBC to be mandated “I have come to sup- plied to money; that word is “stew- be asimple habit of spiritual disci- restore all people (and all cre- in the new TCU Constitution. The port minority represen- ardship.”The concept of steward- pline - that is, of prayer - that ation) to unity with God and one Senate intends for constitution to tatives, but only if they ship teaches us that our money, may be of practical value in bring- another. Visualize what this means be voted upon by the student body like life itself, is not really our ing peace to what I have called the for ourselves and for the world, on Feb. 2 along with two amend- are envoys without possession. spiritual battleground of the cal- forpeople like the woman with the ments. A few members of the Sen- voting power.” We didn’t make it, any more endar. The routine is structured flow of blood and for people like ate asked that theissueof aTLGBC than wemadeour ownlives; money around the words of the Lord’s Jairus’ daughter. rep be presented in amendment American community all sit on the represents value that has its source Prayer. Think of it as a series of Step three: “Give us this day form, to be voted upon separately Senate and have asked for voting ultimately in the creative act of images to visualize as,yqu begin our daily bread. ” Now is the time by the student body. power on all issues contained in God. We do not really earn our the day, wherever you are - on- to consider in particular the tasks The TLGBC rep is not the only the new constitution. Although a money, any more than we earn our the bus, at your desk, or huddled and concerns of the day and to rep requested from a “minority” new section of the constitution very life, and therefore we can not over your morning coffee - by sense how our own priorities and group. (I use the word minority guaranteesthe right of all students pretend to own it. Our material saying the Lord’s Prayer to your- goals line up with God’s inten- with all due respect, with the to vote in the election of all minor- possessions, like life itself, come self. tions. And while we need to focus ity reps, the elections will take Stepone: “OurFather;whoart and be particular, we must not Josh Robin is afreshman who has Rev. Steven Bonsey is an associ- in heaven, hallowed be thy see not yet declared a majol: CONSTITUTION, page 9 ate chaplain at Tufts University. Name.... ” These words speak of see MEDITATION, page 4 , The Moral Revolution Despite yesterday’s historic GATT vote in the House of forge links with the White House certainly exemplifies and cultural decline, mostly because the people causing or Representatives, despite outgoing House Speaker Tom Clinton’s national unpopularity; however, that unpopular- presiding over that decline are seen as unreconstructed Foley’s emotionallysymbolic passing of the gavel to also- ity does not alone account for the huge Republican victory, Democrats left over from the 1960s.. The problem for outgoing Republican House leader Bob Michel -- both nor does the GOP’s admittedly successful painting of Democrats is that the party is seen as a launching pad for good signs of bipartisan potential -- analyses of last Clinton (whom I supported in 1992 as an alternative to sustained attacks on the nation’s core values.” month’s decisive “conservativerevolution” have all-too- GOP lethargy and growing extremism) as an uncompro- The American people care about taxes, health care, often avoided the cen- mising McGovernite left-winger, nor does the almost sur- welfare reform, and crime, and they want a Republican Michael Jaw.Stickings tral themeoftraditional real anti-incumbency mood that finally swept a few old- Congress to effect real change. However, the popular values and American timers out of ofice. concern over these issues does not just reflect trickle- The Reaction culture in the making of Indeed, to Clinton’s credit, his first 22 months have down selfishness.On the contrary, as political correctness that populist revolution. witnessed many unquestionable successes. Though the moves beyond insularcollege campuses and radical activ- Columnist John Leo summed it up this way in his Nov. administration remains uncommitted in Bosnia and suf- ist groups, normal Americans are, rightly, growing ever 21 piece in US.News and World Report: “Cultural and fered humiliation in Somalia,the peaceful Haiti “invasion” more concerned about the nioral health of the nation. social? These are ‘soft’ factors, off the radar screen of has brought back Aristide without the loss of a single Indeed, Americans are reluctanttogive up their income inside-the-beltway analysts who arecertain that the voters American life. NAFTA passed with bipartisan support and because they see that their tax dollars go to support illegal are either inexplicably angry or else brought to a boil by GATT, if passed by the Senate, will prove once again that, immigrants who take jobs from Americans, the National Washington problems -- healthcare, taxes, incumbency or at least in the area of trade, bipartisanship works. Endowment for the Arts and its promotion of filth, a presidential character traits.” Health care reform is virtually dead, of course, but a morally bankrupt public school system that promotes anti- To a degree -- but only alimited degree -- economic and better-than-nothingcrime bill strengthens the nation’s re- American multiculturalism,a welfare system that rewards political factors contributed to the GOP’s ascendance at solve to combat a disintegrating system of law and order, laziness and the destruction of the traditional family, and both the federal and state levels of government. Republi- and both Clinton and Gingrich remain committed to sub- health care programs that promote adolescent sex and the can moderates like Senators Bob Dole, Richard Lugar, stantial welfare reform. undermining of basic family values: in short, a popular and John Chafee, as well as anumber of states’ rights, neo- Moreover, the economy, usually a key to the degree of culture that lacks any grounding in America’s Judeo- federalist Republican governors like George W. Bush of voter discontent, continues to improve as part of a global Christian heritage. Texas and Tommy Thompson of Wisconsin, all favor the cyclical upsurge: unemployment is down to 5.8 percent (of Is it any wonder that the “silent majority” turned to the immediate implementation of their party’s conservative all major Western nations, only Japan and Switzerland Republicans in 1994? fiscal agenda (a capital gains tax cut, a balanced budget have lower numbers), and industrial production and retail Just review John Leo’s most recent column (Dec. 5),a amendment) at the expense of value-oriented, culturally sales have shown substantial growth. In relation to other review of political correctness’ greatest hits from the past divisive issues (school prayer). Western countries, America’s GDP growth over the past year. The list includes: animal liberationists who argue The moderates are right. Political survival dictates that year has been eclipsed only by Denmark. that primates (apes, gorillas, etc.) are an oppressed group the GOP, new to the role of majority party in Washington, It is not reasonable to credit the GOP victory solely to and have a right to due process; a man who sued the Bible be cautious in its promotion of issues that, like the gays in the combination of GOP-inspired, anti-Clinton sentiment (through the Oxford University Press) for oppressing the military fiasco for the Clinton administration, may and the admitted weakness of the Clinton administration blacks and gays; an olfactory rights movement that pro- undermine the relatively fragile Republican coalition of itself. No, voters are “inexplicably angry.” motes “fragrance-free”environments and somethingcalled the ReligiousRight, economic conservatives,and middle- But they are angry not just because Congress and the “multiple chemical-sensitivity-environmentalillness”; a class discontents who desire a return to law and order, state houses are reaching for their wallets and promoting a university (George Mason) that considers “thinking that a individual liberty, and the devolution of the welfare net. political culture of waste and corruption. They are angry homosexual might come on to you ... and staring at two Indeed, a proactive Republican program in Congress will because vocal elements of this country are now paralyzed homosexuals holding hands” a harassment. legitimate the new majority. in a moral vacuum of relativism, multiculturalism, and And there’s more: A professor at the University of However, JohnLeoisalsorighttopointto Washington’s anti-Americanism under the all-encompassing umbrella of Delaware who called Newton’s Principia Mathematica isolation from mainstream America -- Nixon’s “silent political correctness.Again, John Leo is right on the mark: “Newton’s rape manual”; another “scholar” who wrote of majority” -- and to decrease the emphasis on national “An outside-the-beltway analysis would go something the “assaultive pelvic pounding” of Western classical politics and Clinton’s alleged failure as president as the like this: The public is no fonder of Newt Gingrich and the music and described Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony as the primary supports of the revolution. Republican Party than it was two years ago, but it increas- The reluctance of many Democratic candidates to ingly tends to associate the Democratic Party with moral see REACTION, page 9 page four THE TUFTS DAILY Thursday, December 1,1994 Manage your time effectively in the eyes of God we are left exhausted and e&pty. I may be that “willing one thing” MEDITATION believe that these feelings can be can only be accomplished by an continued from page 3 signals of God’s desire for us. I extraordinary effort of concentra- allow our horizon to be narrowed. believe also ‘that periods of tion and repression. It may be, as Remember that we pray “give us,” nonclinical, transient depression Brueggeman says, that “the self is not “give me.” Now is the time to are often God’s way of preparing a drama of many voices that inter- be aware of any tug on the hem of us for a change in direction. act and that are endlessly under our garment. Is there someone’s Finally: “Forgive us our sins, negotiation to see bo which extent need that we might be forgetting? as weforgive thosg_whosin against this or that voice will prevail.” It Is there something that God wants us. ” In my struggles with manag- may be that the human self, and of us that we, in our inevitable ing time, I wanted to find a way of the self of God, is very much like selfish blindness, have not made bringing an effortless flow and a pluralistic community. one of our priorities? We must be unity to my life, but I have learned The bad news in this for me is ready to respond, as Jesus did, to to acknowledge that this is not to that my calendar, which is areflec- the holy distraction. And we must be. A bigreason for this is that I am tion of my will, is never going to be prepared in doing so to resist going to get things wrong; I’m be a place without conflict. The the press of the crowd around us, going to do things I shouldn’t do, good news is that my will - and even the urgings of our closest and not do things I should do, and my calendar - can be less like a friends, if need be. the people around me are going to battlefield and more like a bus- We mustbesensitive also tothe be in the same boat. tlingmarketplaceoravibranttown flow of power within and through But there may be another rea- square, with their productive hub- us, as Jesus was. This is a little son as well. It may be that the bub. harder to talk about, but it seems to u-nified,unfragmen t ed, Here then is my simple four- me that our bodies and souls and unconflicted self is a false goal. step process for the: spiritual man- psyches have ways of giving us Walter Brueggeman, the Old Tes- agement of time. Now you may be signals. In one kind of work the tament scholar, has argued that in thinking to yourself, “this is all energy flows freely: the yoke is the witness of scripture, even God new and wonderful (or not so new, easy, the effort is renewing. In is not consistent and unconflicted or not so wonderful), but how will another kind of work we feel con- in this way. On the contrary, God I ever find time to fit this into my strained;we force ourselvesalong, .speaks in a variety of voices. It already overcrowded schedule?’ I don’t have a magic answer to his. I can only tell you what I have iiscovered: it is not that I must nanage my time effectively in or- ler to have time to pray; rather, I nust pray in order to manage my ime in a way that is at all effective n the eyes of God.

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GW is an equal opportunity institution. Thursdav. December 1.1994 THE TUFTS DAILY page five FEATURES pon’t look for the Grab your sombrero for a tasty llove you want! Spanish meal on Beacon Street Dali is an excellent alternative to the usual restaurants by SUSAN HANEMANN people and paraphernalia, the three and seafood), there are some culi- Contributing Writer dining rooms which it opens into nary surprises offered. The pork Are you searching desperately provide a more relaxed, yet simi- tenderloin with blue goat cheese for an alternative to dinner with larly authentic,atmosphere. A note and mushrooms is amouth-water- the parents at Legal ... again? Be- to smokers: Dali welcomes you, ing variancefromthegarlicdishes. but only in the front dining room. Yet dinner does not stop with en- Restaurant As your menu is placed on the trees. There is a wide selection of -ceramic tile table, the food choices imported sherries of which the Review Love Codes. My favorite book on a related, but different, subject i begin. One of the advantages to a waiter will be more than happy to I tapas restaurant is the flexibility of help with the selection. The chef Women Who Love Men and the Men Who Hate Them, simply becausc I actually saw someone purchase not one, not two, but three copie hold: there is another option, and a the menu. One can order an entree offers an enticing selection of des- (one for the bathroom, one for the bedroom, one for the train). culturally diverse one at that. which runs from $14 to $18, or serts whose presentation is a de- I confess, I love to read these books. I sit on the floor at Barnes an( Tucked in the corner of Washing- choose from the wider variety of light in itself. And what dinner is Nobles and grab the one with the best title (who says you can’ ton and Beacon Streets behind two hot and cold tapas which range complete without a great cup of judge ...) and skim through chapters entitled “It’s Saturday night an( wooden tavern doors lies an au- from $3 to $7. If you are unsure coffee, capuccino, or espresso I have nothing to do,” “Making the first move? Look to his pets,” an( thentic Spanishtreat: Dali Restau- about which entree to order, you which the restaurant offers to any “Reeling in the big fish.” rant and Tapas Bar. can choose three or four tapas Spanish man’s satisfaction? I also love the personal horror and success stories about peoplc As you enter the narrow instead. The dishes are, in keeping Much of the success of Dali is named Jodi and Susan who have trouble with Bob and Gary. In thr crowded bar area, your feet scuffle with Spanish cuisine, heavily the familial tone which the own- same way that Jenny Jones is acatharsis (er... was acatharsis now tha on hardwood floors and your eyes doused in garlic and oil by the ers lend to their restaurant. Tamara it’s no longer aired at odd hours), such patheticisms remind me tha scan the busy walls decorated with chef, who is from the Canary Is- Bourso and Mario G. Leon Iriate, no matter how crummy things might seem, there’s someone far worst photos of Flamenco dancers, hand lands off the coast of Spain. native Basques from Northern out there. fans, Andalusian tiles, and a shelf The options range from Span- Spain who have been in therestau- But someone reads this stuff seriously. Over 3.5 million copie: of Sangria pitchers. After leaving ishstewstofishtolamb,andevery rant business since the early 1970s, sold on some of these hot prints! In fact, for the purposes of thic your name and probably learning month different additions to the insist that each employee leave column, I have actually taken the advice of one of these fine livres ofalong wait (whichis well worth menu are listed in the “Inspira- through the front door so that they Such are my impressions. it), you turn to the tile bar, which is tions” insert. One of the most de- can wish them a goodnight. They I confess, after a bad relationship spell, these sorts of rags coulc loaded with the day’s fresh tapas, licious recent additions isAngulas. firmly believe that the restaurant be somewhat comforting. They tend to make subtle stabs at thc Spain’s own garlic-infested ver- This Spanish delicacy is baby eel should be closed on holidays, giv- doofiness of the other gender -- nay, species (or so such books woulc sion of our conventional Ameri- sauteed in garlic and olive oil ing the employees the opportunity have us believe). can appetizers. Overhead hang served hot. Don’t be shy; Spanish to spend the time with their fami- Those great big universal accusationslike “Men like to test womer flowers, dried peppers, garlic customs allow you to soak up the lies. by saying they’ll call on Monday and waiting until Wednesday.” Bui cloves, sherry glasses, and Spain’s flavor of the dish with the warm truth of the matter is, I have found these books detrimental to self- pride-cured ham. You grab a seat peasant bread that is served with This find is at 415 Washington esteem (and hence, don’t belong in the self-help section). in the bar next to a statuesque the meal. Street, where it has been for five Two majorproblems1find with these books: First, no one can offei matador, taste a glass of Spanish Although the restaurant pro- years. Reservations are only ac- advice so general that it applies to everyone, especially on something wine, and survey thesurroundings vides authentic dishes such as cepted for parties of six or more. so personal, individual, and delicate as relationships. Secondly and until your eyes meet with the shrimp and garlic, tortilla espanol Its hours are Sunday through more significantly disgraceful and disgusting, these books overtly environs’s inspiration -- a crooked (an omelette with tomato, potato, Thursday 5:30p.m. - 10 p.m. and state that life alone sucks and subtly state that because life alone photo of Salvador Dali himself. and onion), and paella (a Spanish Friday through Saturday 5:30p.m. sucks, women are encouraged to view themselves as the victims of the Busy as the narrow bar is with rice dish with meat, vegetables, - 10:30 p.m. big, evil, mean, male society to which they are a tiny cog in the machine. It makes me cry. Tufts Amalgamates to celebrate The advice seems so positive. Be active, connect. Go out! Get involved! Don’t be shy! Be yourself! Network with friends! Be honest! Don’t get discouraged! Love yourself! You’re wonderful! tenth anniversary- next semester Who?Me? Oh, I blush. Too much, too much. You’re far too generous. by MICOL OSTOW freshmen to seniors. join at one time. The Amalgam- Yet, all of these activities are encouraged so that poor me can go Daily Staff Writer In 1989, the Amalgamates be- ates are supported by the Amal- out and find a man. What shall I do with all this spare time that could Tufts University’s oldest coed came the first musical group here gamateAlumni Association,which otherwise be spent on a hunk? The TM society in Boston? The a capella group will be celebrat- at Tufts to produce an album on establishes scholarship funds for Arlington Food Co-op? If I wanted to meet men, shouldn’t I sign up ingits tenth anniversary this spring. CD, which was entitledThe Char- people who perform in a capella for a fishing boat in Alaska or take up hunting? Yes, the Tufts Amalgamates gave treuse Album. Since then, they’ve groups. Don’t get me wrong,joining the Society for CreativeAnachronism their first concert ever in the spring produced two more, one in 1991, The Amalgamates have “al- or going to Venus to dance isn’t evil by any means. Meeting people of 1985 (and most of us still can’t and one just last year. 1993’s al- ways tried to set the pace with new and being social isn’t anything to be ashamed of either. However, make out all of the words to “Come bum is called Unexpected Guests, and innovative music. We were being told to do such things so as to meet a man is just so -- on, Eileen”!). Officially, the Amal- and is available in the bookstore the first to introduce vocal percus- freshmanesque. gamates declared this fall’sHome- currently, even as you read this sion to a capella, and we always So, “Hey, I should go to a [insert three Greek letters of your choice coming concert to be their tenth article. Officially, an albumispro- try to incorporatecurrent hits into here] party and get really drunk and meet someone who won’t becute anniversary concert, where ap- duced every other year. our performances,” Eller ex- before such a state of inebriation is reached” sort of thing. (Believe proximately 50 or so alumni The Amalgamates tour often. plained. Anyone who saw the me, most people have been there and done that, forgivableonlyduring basked in the limelight and belted Their notorious spring break tour Mates’ Homecoming show can freshman year and the first few weeks of a semester.) out a few nostalgic tunes in generally finds them in an exotic verify this statement, by recalling It’s a matter of intent. Ends and means do not match up. Activities Goddard Chapel. After the con- ClubMed locale, suchasIxtapaor freshman LizParvin’srenditionof that I might have enjoyed of their own, for their own intrinsic benefits, cert, the Mates held a gala dinner Aruba. The group recently re- Lisa Loeb’s “Stay.” become tools to aid in the hooking up process. Enjoyment of an for all of their guests, and each turned from their annual fall tour, In addition to the dates men- activity becomes asecondary benefit, even expendableto the encour- alumni was given the opportunity this year held in Philadelphia. On tioned, the Mates also tradition- aged ‘‘real’’ purpose of doing something -- meeting that Prince to sing a song from his or her era of Nov. 19, they traveled down to the ally perform during Freshman Charming. Oddly, isn’t this somewhat unfair of me to the people who Matehood. University of Pennsylvania toper- Orientation, Senior Week, and for take French Cooking classes because they want to learn how to make The Amalgamates are one of form, where they were met with several alumni shows. This Satur- wicked souffles? the oldest coeda capella groups in rave reviews. day night, they will be performing Besides, only social behavior is encouraged -- as if there is the country, and were created to The Amalgamates are entirely a show they’ve billed as “Totally . something wrong with sitting hone, watching theSeinfeld masturba- “facilitatethe need fora new, coed- student-run. The group has three M’eighties,” where they’ll sing tion episode (certainly more productive than reading one of these style of a capella here at Tufts,” officers, all of whom are elected some favoritesfrom that decadent books). Some people like doing nothing, and that is the essence of said Mate Zac Eller. Auditions are by the members. The current of- decade. This show will also be who they are. held once every semester in Sep- ficers are President Mindy Levine, featuring thehherstzumbyes as I’m inclined to say that lonely people who like to play hours of tember and April. At times, the Musical Director John Clark, and special guests. It will begin at 9:37 Tetris are better off than people who stand unwillingly in a crowd, group holds special auditions dur- Business Director Doug Gordon. p.m. in Hotung Cafe, and it sounds pretending to enjoy themselves (not too much, of course, because ing the year for specific musical This fall, seven new members promising. Anyone with a special that’s intimidating and scares the fishies away). parts. Currently, the group con- joined, setting a new record forthe affinity for old Madonna or Tears But let’s ignore this aspect of why these books suck and get to what sists of 16 people, ranging from largest amount of new Mates to for Fears classics ought to stop by! I see as the more interesting issue. Victimization. If I am alone, I am lonely. If I am a victim of my loneliness, I am entitled to company. I stop here. These self-help books almost never present the first of these Chocolate chip cookies and milk. Fudge messages. How well would a SELF-HELP book help if it told someone that they were the cause of their own problems? brownies. The Tufts Daily. Toasted No one wants to hear that they’ve been just sniveling and whining. Better to aim at avoiding hurt and damaged feelings. Better to say that marshmallows. All things craved, all wonderful. page six Thursday, December 4,1994 7

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Beck the malls with lots of money: a ni€Q guide to rocking around the holiday shopping scene by LIZA COHEN This Massachusetts mall with a Daily Editorial Board you are feeling brave, or have an does not cover up the fact that it s we prepare for the home Florida atmosphere has a store for insatiable desire to get trampled, the lacks any quality shops. Most stores stretch of the fall semester every occasion, with a particularly basement is an excellent source for in Copley can be found elsewhere, and our thoughts turn to good selection of menswear shops. great buys, particularly on expensive as it offers nothing new and unusual and winter vacation, It would be difficult not to find the name-brand clothing. But if you are for gift hunters. Copley’s best use the sudden and severe drop in perfect holiday gift in one of not up to the challenge or have money may be for a relaxing dinner or stiff temperature and the recent to burn, the regular Filene’s upstairs drink after a hard day of shopping. resurgence of smiling Santa Clauses is a first-rate department store. However, Copley’s younger everywherecan only equal one thing: Downtown Crossing also is home sister, The Shops at Prudential, is it is time to shop. to many individud street carts, where a more modem and updated version No matter how much that four- vendors offer good deals on ided of the urban mall. The very trendy letter word may invoke fear in some gifts such as flowers and jewelry. mall can be accessed from Boylston individuals, it is a necessary function If you strike out at Downtown Street and Back Bay through for everyone, unless your last name Crossing, a stroll down the famed covered walkways, which could be happens to be Scrooge or Grinch. Newbury Street could provide the very beneficial in a white Christmas. Butas theFestivalofLightsmarcheg perfect gift solution. The long street Although smallerthan most malls on, and Christmas Day loom%, offers a collection of standard and with only 70 stores, The Shops at ominously in the future, gift-giving eclectic shops. Be prepared to spend Prudential is very classy, and its preparations become an i some big bucks however, as Newbury selection of shops may provide the Tufts’ excellent location Street shop owners tend to pay for ideal gift for that relative or friend proximity to many fin their prime location by passing high tha& has everything. Check out prices on to their customers. Cranes Paper Makers and the Warner establishments (read: lots 0’ malls) makes this sometimeslaborious task Even the urban sophistication of Brothers store. relatively painless. If you have a pair is the original Filene’s, with its downtown Boston is not immune to For some shoppers, tight budgets of comfortableshoes, agood amount infamous bargain basement. the mall phenomena. A stone’s throw and big families make price, not ofpatience, andacredit card, holiday The basement is not for the faint away from Newbury Street, Copley convenience, their top priority. If shopping in Boston could be an of heart or amateur shoppers, as Plaza has been a long standing staple you have the time and the wheels, almost fun exercise. ready consumers line up before the of the Boston mall scene. While then you might want to head out of Copley is a beautiful complex in a town to do the bulk of your shopping. The MBTA can get you to almost store opens in order to get the first Dick of the marked down items. If great location, its ritzy atmosphere Remember that New Hampshire, any shopping venue in the greater with its state motto “Live Free or Boston area. Oneoftheclosestmajor Die,” has no sales tax, so a run for malls to Medford is the the border could be a money saver. Cambridgeside Galleria, And when saving money is a accessible by the bus and green line. priority, one cannot help thinking of Popular among Tufts students, the “0’ word ... outlets. There are Cambridgesideis a typical American number of outlet malls in the area, mall. It has 120 stores that range in including the recently-opened size and specialty from Filene’s to Worcester Fashion Outlet. Still Harley Davidson Motor Clothing under construction, this upscale outlet mall offers five levels of parking and two levels of shops, includinga big Sports Authority and a Saks Fifth Avenue clearing house. However for the serious outlet shopper, the great state of Maine is 0.An hour on 1-95

attitudes and skateboards. But ifcrowds and foodcourts are your cup of tea, than the Natick Mall should be on your Christmas hit list. The recently-opened mall is veryclean and trendy, with 170shops outlet shopping, with the 24-hour and ample parking. The mall is home L.L.Bean store at the center of this to all the usual players, with an shopper’s paradise. This outlet shopping mecca is well worth the apparent emphasis on shoe stores scenic road trip it requires. (there are 16). One lap around the Natick Mall is a mile long, so a few Whether you are a card canying times aroundcould save you atrip to member of shoppers anonymous or Cousens. After a heavy holiday are allergic to the very smell of a shopping workout, treat yourself at mall, the holidays present an the gigantic foodcourt on the second unavoidablebut not impossibletask. level. With the right attitude,clevermoney Another winner on the tour of management, and a little luck, holiday shopping could be (gasp) suburban malls is the Burlington .Phnln ..- .- -,hv - Iiidv --, ---Fartarhmnk -. - -. . Mall in the fine town of Burlington. Shoppers brave holiday crowds at the Cambridgeside Galleria. fun. Fa, la, la, la, la, la ,la, la. .i page I1 THETUFTS DAILY Thursday, December 1,1994 ‘ WEEKENDER Ignoring bioethics, ‘Junior’ delivers by MICHAEL J.W. STICKINGS sarcasm and wit and the klutzy Branagh and maestro James Daily Editorial Board Emma Thompson’s shyness and Ivory. And Pamela Reed Forget bioethics. Forget occasional feminist rant. (Schwarzenegger’s partner in Prag City eompilation is morality. Forget nature. Morning sickness, pickles and Kindergarten Cop), as quite diverse13 splendid Forget God. Junior-- thelatest ice cream, heightened sex drive, DeVito’s ex-wife loosely by JAY RUTTENBERG Arnold S chw arzenegger, raging emotional vicissitudes -- connected with Aerosmith, Daily Editorial Board Danny DeVito money-making Reitman and his screenwriters brings enough tough, sardonic Hey Drag City, a new compilation featuring 15 vehicle directed by Ivan shove it all in, every imaginable bite to prevent a total relapse bands associated with Chicago’s Drag City record Reitman -- avoids such stereotype about pregnancy and into drippy cutesiness. label, works spectacularly as a sampler of some of nagging matters and instead the female species. Yet the But is it all possible? A today’s most innovative music. relies on some charming hilarious basic premise, as well as pregnant man? Scientists, The Drag City label itself has already colnfmed comedy and the unimaginable the constant presence of the physicians, and medical its place in indie rock as one of the brightest of the image of a pregnant Arnie to “radiant” Arnie, prevent such researchers all say yes -- bright, offering an untraditionally eclectic lift it beyond the pitiful ranks overworked cliches from ruining hypotheticallyand with a strong collection of bands. The groups that talent scout of most mainstream the fun. caveat: it would be rather Dan Koretzky has assembled are mostly diverse Hollywood movies of its kind. There are the trite problems, of dangerous, for the man and the and play in different styles from one another. From the Ghostbusters- course. Emma Thompson’s child. Junior, needless to say, Hence, there is no definitive Drag City “sound,” inspired opening to the aw- English researcher is a bit too also says yes, but without much a trait most other independent labels tend to bear. shucks-it-all-turns-out-alright much the goofy, spacey bionerd. regard for the fundamental This is represented well by the music on HeyDrag ending, Junior is a nice, The bad guy -- an evil dean, no questions such a procedure City. warmhearted film. After this less -- is never developed beyond would beg: Is this ethical? Is The first three songs, by Palace Brothers, Red summer’s much-maligned but the obvious superficialities, this really necessary’? Red Meat, and Pavement, are worth the price of vastly entertaining True Lies, remains largely a character To make comedy -- of admission alone. Palace Brothers, acountry combo S c h warzeneg ger ret urns without motivation or purpose course, without distinction of from Louisville, continuously surpass the current successfully to the irresistible other than to be in everyone’s good or bad comedy -- any old faux country-western so popular among both deadpan humor of Twins and way, and is dispensed with rather absurdity will do, even a hillbillies and yuppies. The band’s lovely “For the Kindergarten Cop,and proves quickly and nonchalantly. The potentially realistic one like Mekons et al” kicks the album off in a soft, hazy that he’s getting better and ethically questionable bioresearch male pregnancy. And for the fashion. This song is appropriately followed by better at these low-action, company, with which DeVito will sake of comedy, Junior may be Red Red Meat’s “Make You Gone,” a sublime low-adrenaline roles. make millions, is never adequately forgiven such moral trespasses. country-ish track from the aspiring Chicago It was one thing, though, presented. And everything else But as any sort of guide into quartet. to believe that he : -i DeVito just manages to fall nicely, indeed this troubling yet fascinating Pavement, which released most of its early could be brothers, quite quietly, into Reitman’s realm of modern medicine, records on Drag City before the band eventually another to watch him go commercilal-framework. Junior ends up a barren switched to the larger Matador label with its first through the various stages of But not to worry. Junior is a commercial exploration. full-length album, contributes (big surprise) an pregnancy and birth. Yet, his likeable actor -- and character- Even the controversial issue excellent song with “Nail Clinic.” Evoking a switch -from dispassionate= driEen movie. Scbwmnegger, of experimenting on oneself is spacey image complete with trippy synth effects Austrian medical researcher finding a’good deal of c6medy in given only brief and launching off the tune, “Nail Clinic” sounds most working on anewfertilitydrug hormonal androgyny, gives a fine insubstantial treatment, though like the non-album work Pavement has done in to hormone-raging, performance. DeVito is as funny the screenwriters, for some Peel Sessions or on its Garrulous 7”. It seems to effeminate, expecting as ever. Thompson brings unknown reason, seem to think be a relatively new song, making a fine addition to “mother”is a brilliant comedic measurable credibility and that this issue deserves even the band’s increasingly dazzling repertoire. turn. Schwarzenegger is wonderful sensitivity to her mor.erecognitionthan the much Therest of the compilation likewise showcases consistently funny, balancing character, proving that there is more revolutionary debate over more to her than hubby Kenneth several successful cuts. Royal Trux, for years both theNapoleonic DeVito’s see FILM, page III championed as the label’s most significant act, offers its nasty spin on Rolling Stones-esque blues withadownrightsleazynumber. The selected song, one of the album’s finest, features horns, a sludgy guitar, and dirty vocals. It is one of Royal Scene and Heard Trux’s better songs, which can range from banal to superb. Fruitcake offer one of the record’s biggest surprises with“Ike,” agreat lengthytrack including an elegant instrumental section. Other standouts include King Kong’s super-happy, cartoonish “Funky Future Train” and Silver Jews’ sloppy yet marvelous “Famous Eyes.” The Red Krayola, an old band apparently rejected in the ’70s for being a bit too weird, donates “Columbia,” which begins with an extended drum solo and transforms into ii virtual funk piece. Singer Mayo Thompson’s bizarre voice, which can sometimes grow slightly irritating, makes only a limited appearance on this track and thus does not grow stale. The only tunes that really falter on Hey Drag Cig are Buinout’s “Scott Free,” which is harder than most of the other songs and ignores the subtlety that many of the other bands utilize, as well as Mantis’ vulgarly dull “199(7)1”. While Smog’s “Your Face” heavily reminisces the Flaming Lips and Desert Storm’s “New Trition” could easily be a Pixies song, they both remain enjoyable numbers. Although Hey Drag City compiles works by some of today’s better rock artists, most of the featured bands have longer, more complete releases worth checking out. On the other hand, for admirers of thelabel’s catalogue, this collection is a must-have. ..

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Anthropdogy A" 2OA Physical Anthropdogy ...... TT ...... 140p.m...... Bailey A"118A AfricanCultUres 845-1030 a.m...... Bastian A" 182A Human Physique ...... TT ...... 6-930p.m...... Art and Art History FAH lA Introduction to the History of Art .... FAH 5IV19OA Introduction to FAH 5W190AB 19th Century Art ...... MW...... 1430 p.m...... McCleUan FAH 175A Boston Architecture .... Astronomy AST 9A Planets and Stars ...... Biology BIO 41A BIO 46A BIO 115A BIO 134 Chemical Engineering CHE lA Chemical EngineeringI ...... TBA ...... Meldon CHE 194A BiopharmaceuticalFmcess and Project Chemistry CHEM lA Chemical Fundamentals ...... CHEM 3A Accelerated General Chemistry ...... TBA ...... Dewald CHEM 51A Organic Chemistry I (Lecture) ...... MTWT ...... 8:45-10:30 a.m...... J arret CHEM 53A Organic ChemistryI (laboratory) ...... Child Study CS 120A Evaluation of theYoung Child ...... TI' ...... CS 135A cs 143AD cs 143AE CS 153A CS 16lA CS 178A Creative Movement and Body language ...... MW ...... 4-7:30 p.m...... Pastemack CS 19OA Deviations in Development and Learning ...... TI' ...... 4-7:30 p.m...... Zeller College of Special Studies CSS 140A Child Care Design Institute ...... Okls CSS 142A Institute for Assessment and Instruction Meltzer CSS 16lA The New England Epidemiology Institute Chinese CHNS W2A Intensive Elementary Chinese ...... M"R ...... 8:45 a.m.-12:05 p.m...... KwonNang , Civil & Environ. Engineering CEE 172A Fate and Transpon of EnvironmentalContaminants _..._...... Chudyk CEE 102A ES SA Classics CIS 91A9lAS Community Health CH 107A CH 108A Drama DR 13M DR 195A Economics EC lA EC 2A EC 3A EC 1lA EC 12A EC 3ON192A EC 70A EC 192A Education ED 14OAS ED 162A ED 163A ED 184A ED 208AS ED 249A ED 255A Electrical Engineering EE 107A EE 227A Es 3A/AN English ENG 5A ENG 51A ENG 6lA ENG 91A ENG 9lAB ENG 132A ...... ENG 19lA e: MethodsandP ENG l9lAB Experimental College EXP 58A and Culture ...... TI' French FR lA FR 3A FR 2% FR 92A FR92AB Geology GEO lA ...... Geman GER3A - GER 44 GER 94A CER 130A German Drama (In English Translation) ...... hfV7 ...... 69:30p.m...... Nelson GER 177A Northern Romantic Tradition in German Art and literature ...... _._..._.....6930 p.m...... Salter History HIST 121A ...... _._MW...... 6-930 p.m...... Iaurent HIST 195A ...... 'IT...... 6930 p.m. .. HIST 195AB Rebels with and without a Cause: Amen ...... MW...... 4-7:30 p.m. .. HIST 197A History of American Foreign Policy ...... MW...... 1430p.m...... Gendlin HIST 197AB The Civil War Era, 1860-1877 ...... TI'...... 1-4:30p.m...... Kelly Italian ITAL lA Elementary Italian I ...... 'IT...... 6-930p.m...... cossu Japanese JPN W2A Intensive ElementaryJapanese ...... MTWlT ...... 8:45 a.m.-12:05 p.m SaneHewitt Mathematics MATH 5A - Introduction to Calculus ...... M?WT ...... 845-1030a.m...... Isles MATH6A Introduction to Finite Mathematics ...... MlWTF ...... 1045 a.m.-1 MATH 1lA Calculus I ...... M"R ...... 910-1030 a. MATH 12A Calculus 11 ...... MATH 38A Tbne Blocks MW ...... Mon &Wed MTWT ...... Mon, Tu, Wed, & Th MlT...... Mon, Tu, & Th lT ...... Tu & Th M"F. .. Mon, Tu, Wed, Th, & Fri 'm ...... Mon, Wed, & Th 'IWT ...... Tu, Wed, & Th Thursday, December 1,1994 COURSE LISTINGS Page c 35 Course Schedule

MATH 46A tinear Agebra ...... MechanicalEngineering ES 7A lhermodynamics...... ME 108A Modem Quality Control ...... ME 126A Computer Integrated ME 149A ComputationalModeling in lhermal Manufacturing ...... MW ...... 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m...... MaMO ME l5OA Applied Mathematics ...... M'IT ...... 4:15-6:30 p.m. Music MUS 15A Music in the U.SA ...... MW ...... 6430p.m MUS 65A African Music and Dance Ensemble ...... 'IT 6-930 p.m...... Locke (kCUpatioM1lher;lpy on 83A ...... "F ...... 830-11:30 Philosopligy PHIL 33A ...... 'IWT ...... 10 a.m.-12:1 PHIL 5w195A ...... 6-99 p.m...... McConneU Physics PHY LUAN Introductory Physics ...... MTWT ...... 1045 a.m.-1 PHYlWAN General Physics ...... MTWT ...... 10:45 a.m.-1 Political Science PS 25A 'IT ...... 1-430pm. . PS 41A 'IT ...... 6-930 p.m...... Mgne PS 46A MW ...... 6-930 p.m...... PS 5lA International Relations ...... PS 155A Psychokgy Psy lA Introduction to Psychology ...... Psy 1U PSI 14A Psyrhology of Molesence ...... PSY28A Cognitive Psychology ...... Psy 38A Research Methods in Clinical Psychology Psy 106A Research Methods in Clinical Psychology ...... MW ...... 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m...... Harder Psy 1964 Psy3lA Religr,on REL 43A 6930 p.m...... Hunter Russian RUS 192A Sociok)gy SOC 30A soc IllAS Varieties of Sexual Behavior ...... SOC 120A Sociology of War and Peace ...... 6-930 p.m...... SOC 14oA SOC 149A An and Mists: sociologicalPerspectives ...... M'IT ...... 10 a.m.-12:15 p.m...... Ennis Spanish SPN lA Elementary Spanish I ...... MW ...... 6-930 p.m...... Mederos SPN 3A Intermediate Spanish I ...... 'IT ...... 6-930 p.m SPN 22A Composition and Conversation SPN 9U Latin American Women Writers ...... SPN 102A ktin American Short Story ...... Urban and Environmental Po,licy UEP 161A Writing and Public Speaking .... UEP 293A Biotechnology and Society ...... Twelve-Week Session: May 24 - August 11 Ci& Environ. Engineering CE 19W Environmental Management Institute CE 179CS CE 194C Community Health CH 18oc/l81C Community Health Internship and Internship Seminar ...... Electrical Engineering EE 152C Crystaline Materials Laboratory ...... Experimental Cout:ge W99c Peace and Justice Studies PJS lOOA Political Scierice PS 99c ...... hanged ...... Seasholes Soc./Urban & Environ. Policy SOC l0lC ...... W ...... 6930p.m...... Ennk Urban and EnvironmentalPolicy UEP 291C ...... Second Session: July 5 - August 11 American Studies AMER 192B Growing Up Ethnic in the United States ...... 'IT ...... 4-730p.m...... Wu Ant hropoloigy AMH 1198 A" 149B Art and An History FAH 28 Introduction to the History of An ...... MW ...... 9 a.m.-1 FAH 54B/l90B FAH 1858 FAH 19OB Astronomy AST 108 Biolcigy BIO 88 Human Heredity ...... MTWT ...... 1045 a.m.-12:30 p.m...... Siege1 BIO 1OB ...... Ellmore BIO 1048 BIO 1168 Chemical Engineering CHE 28 ...... Chemisy CHEM 28 CHEM 52B ...... 845-1030 a.m. . CHEM 548 Child Study CS 1418 CS 143B Child Life: The Child in Health Care ...... 'IT ...... 1430p.m CS 143BA Family and Child Development in CrossCultural Perspective ...... 'IT ...... 4-730 p.m...... Greenhum CS 14388 Teaching Science & Mathematics: An Integrated & Develop. Approach ..... 'IT ...... 9 a.m.- ...... Alexander CS 143BC Children's Play and the Developing Imagination ...... MW ...... 6-930 ...... Scarlett CS 143BD ...... Brawer CS l5lB CS 191B Emotional Problems ofYoung Children ...... CS 1998 Civil& Environ. Engineering ES 9B ES 95B Entrepreneurship: Discovering Engineering Classics CIS 92/192BS The Rise of the Greeks ...... Drarna DR 1OB Beginning Acting ...... Economics EC 1B Introductory Macroeconomics EC 28 ...... 845-1030 a.m EC 78 EC 118 EC 138 EC 608 International Economics. EC 928 Education ED 1138 ED 1308 Continued on tbe ba& COURSE LISTINGS Thursday, December 1,1994

Second Session: July 5 - August 11 continued Education (con't) ED 1406.5 ED 1428 ED 1628 Electrical Engineering EE 193B EE 194B EE 194BA English ENG 5B ENG llBA ENG llBB ENG 758 Twentiethcentury Poetry ENG 91B ENG 191BA ENG 14OB French FR 28 FR 48 FR 328 FR 458 French Society through Comedy and Satire ...... MW ...... 1430 p.m...... Simches Gem GER 85B History HIS llB :HIST 478 HISlOOB Historical Marxism. MIST 1708 HIST 19780 Old Sturbridge Village Field School in Historic Archaeology ...... Arranged Italian BTAL 1B Elementary Italian I ...... MW ...... 6-930 p.m...... Bafoni-Licata Mathematics MATH 48 Fundamental Mathematics ...... M'IPIT ...... 1045a.m.-12:30 p.m...... Apaloo IUATH 5B MATH 78 MATH llB MATH 128 IrlATH 138 Music MUS 16B MUS 408 l"lR 958 OTS 2938 PHIL 1B PHIL 248 Introduction to Ethics ...... M"T ...... 1045a.m.-12:30 p.m...... Ckpp PHIL 91B Existentialism ...... IT ...... 6-930 p.m...... McConneU Physics PHY 28 1045a.m.-12:30 p.m...... Pappu PHY 68 Physics for Humanists. PHY 128 Political Science PS 1OB PS 1218 PS 1388 Psychology PSY 1B Introduction to Psychology F'SY 138 PSY 29B/l29B Human Neuropsychology...... MW ...... 6-930 p.m...... ORourke PSY31B Statistics for Behavioral Sciences ...... 10 a.m.-12:15 p.m...... Thomsen PSY71B Introduction to Clinical Methods ..... PSY 80B Pqrhology of Music ...... PSY 1198 Family Dynamics and Therapy ...... MW ...... Religion EL 1Bs Introduction to World Religions ...... MW ...... 6-930 p.m...... Hunter Russian R.US ll8B Sociology SOC 40B SOC 149B SOC 149BA Spanish SPN 28 Elementary Spanish 11 SPN 48 Urban and EnvironmentalPolicy LTP 2938 International Environ World literature WL 150B Literature of Chaos ...... MlT ...... 10 a.m.-12:15 p.m...... Alonso

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This summer's theme: Tufts in Talloires Other French in Annecy (fuly) The Global Environment programs: France Before France: Archeological he cornerstone Talloires progr- am... - - May 19 -June 30 Dig of Roman Ruins T six weeks in the beautiful French Alps ... Hiking in the French Alps select two courses from a wide array of Participate in a multi-disciplinary exciting credit-bearing offerings... taught by examination of our global environment For more information contact: Tufts faculty... courses in French language, and the decisions that will affect its Tufts University European Center, literature, and cinema; Economics; History; health and our future. 108 Packard Avenue, and Environmental Studies. or call us at 627-3290 Thursday, December 1,1994 THE TUFTS DAILY page WEEKENDER Silver Jew frontman David Berman offers his insights by JAY RUTTENBERG Daily Editorial Board that we get off on interpreting the songs, or There is acertain mystically enchanted reinterpreting them, which is basically what quality embodied by almost all songs you do when you’re playing live.... I mean, if played by the Silver Jews. A loosely con- I got together with Bob and Steve we would figured band consisting of four musicians never play any ofthe songs on Starlite Walker geographicallyspreadoutacrossthecoun- or any other song we’d ever heard before. try, three of the Jews are also members of We’d just sit down and start writing songs.” Pavement. Although this animosity towards concerts Until the recent release of the group’s may demolish the Silver Jews’ chances of a studio produced Sfarlite Walker LP, it tour promoting thenew album, Berman hardly seemed as if this surreal, sloppy quality wants, or expects, his group to gain the was due to the band’s excessively low- mainstream success that could potentially budget home made recordings. The Jews’ result if he employs such traditional philoso- first full length album, although soni- phies. “I don’t really have any big career cally improved with refinedsong writing, plans,” the musician said. “I really don’t like still offers this quirky edge that sharply the rock world, especially the indie rock distinguishes the band from almost all world is really distasteful tome. Most ofwhat others. I learned from watching what happened in This leisurely, light-toned yet spiritu- the periphery of the lives of my friends, I find ally rebellious sound is probably a better a really unappealing world. I’d like to see if quality for the Jews to be known for than I could keep recording and still have my own merely as a group with members of Pave- world. ... I neverevenlikedrockandrolluntil ment in it which records really cheaply. I was, like, 15. It’s always scared me.” In the past the band has frequently been The fact that Berman’s fellow Jews are all pigeon-holed in this fashion. members of Pavement, perhaps the most Although perhaps not favorable, this successful indie band to cross over to the image was somewhat accurate. Among mainstream in recent years,may playa factor all of indie rock’s popular basement re- in sending some commercial recognition the corders, none produce records as shab- Silver Jews’ way. Berman, who originally bily as the Silver Jews used to. For a few attempted to hide the fact that his partners in years the band releaseda select number of crime were in the more popular band by singles and EPs that sounded more like songwriting duties for this record.” largely due to fie Silver Jews’ insistence giving Mdkmus the moniker ‘‘Hazel FigU- practice tapes than polished products. This alteration in the band’s approach on remaining casual while recording the rine-” remains for the Jews Io be The group’s music, unconventional]y to songwriting is what partially heralded album at Memphis’s Easley Recording treated as a Pavement side project. played off the cuff into a hand held tape the changed recording style. “It seems studio. Most of the music was still drawn “The way we see it is that You can Just recorder, was received to both significant sort of obvious to eventually go into a from the session’s first take, and the vo- as Pavement a side project Of underground acclaim and befuddlement. studio,” Berman said. “With this [album] cals rarely took more than a few attempts. Jews- a successfulside project* In spite of the current hipness lo-fi re- we had the opportunity of going to a “We like to have fun the whole time, albeit.Butitdoesn’tmakean~sensetoanYof cording has encountered, the Silver Jews studio, so I had to take it. Plus, this record it’s not a work thing, so it’s hard for us to because I think the sortOf Steve abandoned its old methods and entered was written out beforehand, unlike the go over and over and over things again. es with Pavementare totally differentones an actual studio for the new Starlite other stuff which was sort of written on We try to capture the essence of the mo- than SilverJews. I think we like it’s a Walker. completely different process.” As of now, the Silver Jews are still of implies a lack of f seriousness to it,” probably best known with Pavement, althou a lot of ways I think ably clean new relea as intensity and sin- icofSilverJewsthan change. Led by sing use the music is really Berman, who is theon in Pavement, the Si1 cessarily an audience. If then it’s all the better.” ofsinger/guitarist St mer Bob Nastanovich, and, r up the fact that his drummer Steve West. y three long-time friends With Starlite Walker, the songs were eating or anything like that. enjoying playing concerts. ‘‘There Seems who happened to also play in Pavement, writtenbyBermanprevioustothealbum’s “They were just the sounds from a to be something strange or perverted, for Berman is changinghis to separate recording, a contrast to the Jews’ earlier room, someone in a real room in a real me,aboutplayingmusicinfrontofpeople, the Jews from its more popular sister band. material which workedalmost likes hap- moment of time. Not like a record which and havingpeoplewatchyoumakemusic. Presently cutting a record with musicians hazard musical dialoguebetweenBeman isallchoreographedaheadoftime, which I still can’t get used to the idea. ... If you other thanMalkmus,Nastanovich,and West, and Malkmus. ‘‘There’s something is sort of self-consciously playedout with lookat music, there’sthewritingpartofit, Berman to have a master plan as to about writing by yourself where you’re an audience in mind ... I guess the home and there’s the recording part of it, and how to deflect the ‘Onstant Pavement‘Om- able to design what you want and con- recordings mean a lot to me as far as a there’s the playing part of it. I just happen p~~ok“ns,aw:“h~~~~/~~~~~)~~~~~; struct a song that’s fun, so I’m gonna do book of snapshots would, from your past to not like the playing live part. I don’t that for a while,” Berman said on the life. The[new] recordmeansa lot tomeas think it necessarily has to be integral to -if it comesout-- phone from Northampton, where the some sort ofmore highly realizedproject, being a musician.” the fact that they’renotin the bandanymore. Texas-bred renaissance Jew is teaching, like a story you edited 30 times.” This feeling does not stem from stage And then the next record, when they’re back, writing, drawing cartoons, and complet- A collection of 11 tracks featuring the fright, but rather from Berman’s reluc- focus On how back* And then ing his graduate work in English at the band’s relaxed combination of conven- tancy to reproduce previously recorded hopefully the fourth record, when they’re University of Massachusetts. “I think I tional rock, post punk, and country, all songs, which he noted felt “faked” on the still there, willbe theone thatjust gets treated havea different lyrical interest than Steve with a strong lyrical emphasis, Starlite few occasions when the banddid play live. like a record. So I’m really looking forward [Malkmus] does at this point in life. So I Walkerdoesnotlosethehomebakedcharm “It seems strange to play the songs again. to that fourth record.” wasn’t reallv interested in sharing the found on the urevious recordings. This is The first timeis the fun time. I don’t know Movie fails to answer moral question, yet manages to entertain the masses FILM dent -- beyond nature, outside nature’s Given the light,commercial flair ofthe predictably, reconcile). As well, by high- continued from page II inherent restrictions of biology. movie, One might think such a drawback lighting the innate biological differences male pregnancy. This is subtext, of course, and it is irrelevant, a focus on bioethics unneces- between male and female, and by arguing Indeed, the ease with which the film- unlikely that Reitman actually seeks to sary. However, it is precisely the commer- that both are essential elements in relation- makers accept male pregnancy as just present an anti-naturalphilosophy of lib- cia1 appeal of the film -- the fact that the ships and parenthood, the movie, no doubt - another step in the great and noble eralism to his mass audience. However, mass audience will not discriminate so unwittingly, promotestraditionalgender-typ- progressofscienceisa tad disturbing.We the lack of Concern for the contemporary readily-- that requiresat leasta basic level ing within the context of traditional family have learned, to Einstein’s anger, that debate surrounding bioethics and - of responsibility and maturity. structures. God does, at times, play dice with the bioresearch doesdetract from the movie’s Though Jiiniorreflectssononchalantly Still, despite the unwillingness (and/or universe. But is it right for man to turn overall sensitivity to the subject it has the devotion to scientific progress of we inability) of the filmmakers to confront the nature on its head and pronounce that sought toexp1ore. Junior, after all, is not goodmodern liberals,otherpoliticalcon- serious debates and consequences of the is- biology is no longer a limitation to the asatireand thusdoesnotretain theliberty troversies bring the movie to the brink of Sues they purposely raise forthe sake ofeasy 3 impulsive, and often irresponsible,quest to exaggerate Or ignore relevant and Per- schizophrenia. Thompson’s feminist re- comedy, Junior can be excused its dramatic of science? tinent issues. searcher, between fits of painful awk- transgressions. Reitman and company have Jlinior, again, says yes -- with humor, Indeed, the movie’s greatestdrawback wardness, spouts anti-male jargon with put together a Schwarzenegger-DeVitove- to be sure, but also with a certain serious- is not the underdevelopmentof character the ease of a constipated, premenstrual hiclethat is funny and sincere,and that alone ness and senseofpurpose. And with that or plot, but the gross irresponsibility it Catherine MacKinnon. And savesthemoviefromtritenessand theafore- (im)moral determination, the movie is takes in coming down on one side of a Schwarzenegger even throws in a “this is mentioned ignorance of ethical consider- -- characteristic of our liberal age and our difficult moral issue without ever consid- my body” pro-choice line meant to elicit ations. liberal ideals, for Junior accepts scien- ering the debate itself. DeVito’s few mis- raucous laughter. Junior is a strong, warm comedy, one of tific “progress” by disregarding meta- givings are considerate, but Yet, the movie also celebrates the het- &hefunnier American mainstream movies in physical truths and by isolating man in a Schwarzenegger’s maternal instincts erosexual nuclear family by stressing the quite mme time. But just be thankful that non-natural moral realm. In other words, quickly restrain any further examination need for children to have, where possible, Junior is not the final word in ethics. modern (liberal) man is nature-transcen- of the morality of his condition. a two-parentupbringing(DeVitoandReed, Page Iv THE TUFTS DAILY Thursday, December 1,1994

(19+,$7) 472 Mass. Ave., THETAM THEWANG CENTER MUSEUMOF SCIENCE Central Sq. 497-0576. Little John, Butterscott, BostonGS Ballet presents its Now until January 1, Mazes, Jennifer Jackson, Johnny annual holiday treat, The an interactive exhibit Conc~fts PARADISE Polonsky. 1648 Beacon St., Nutcracker. Look out for featuring a 3,000 sq. ft. walk John Wesley Harding and Brookline. 277-0982. those dancing sugar plum throughmaze with8ft. walls. AVALON Rob Wasserman. 967 fairies. 270 Tremont Street. Also, Our Weakening Web, Letters to Cleo with Dirt Comm. Ave. 35 1-2526. T.T. THE BEAR’S call 695-9650 for special an exhibit about the natural Merchants and Gravel Pit. Kiss Army, Bad Mother group rates. process of extinction, and (18+, 6pm door, $12 day THERAT Seed, the Favourites. 10 how the impact of humans of.) COLONIALTHEATRE affects this process and the - Stickmen, Screw Tape, Bark Brookline St. 492-BEAR like a Dog, Teaze. Balcony: Winner of seven Tony planet. Call 723-2500 for HOUSEOF BLUES Mezz. (19+,$7) 528 Comm. awards, Kiss of the Spider info about admission and Don’t miss Jumpin’ Bones. Ave, 536-2750 Woman will be in Boston exhibits. 96 Winthrop St., Harvard, through December 25. 106 49 1-BLUE. THETAM Boylston Street, call 426- Peter Calo Band. 1648 The atre 9366 for more information. JOHNNY Ds Beacon St. 277-0982 FiLs Gus plays a 21+ show. 17 THE AMERICANREP- ASSEMBLYSQUARE ERTORY THEATRE Holland St., Davis Sq. T.T. THE BEAR’S Pagemaster; Junior; Low Adapted from the trilogy by Heretix, Inhale Mary, 23 Down Dirty Shame; Swan LQCAL186 Aeschylus, the A.R.T. Princess; Lion King; The Skidoo, Nectarine. 10 presents The Reggae night with Eek-a- Brookline S t. in Cambridge, Professional; Swan Mouse. 186 Harvard St., Oresteria:Agem em no n, Princess; Star Trek 492-BEAR. The Libation Bearers, and 35 1-2680. Museurns Generations;Interview with WALLACECIVIC CEN- The Eumenides, running the Vampire; The Santa through January 8. The THEINSTITUTEOFCON-Clause; Stargate; Miracle MIDDLEEAST TER Oresteia is the only Downstairs: Expanding TEMPORARY ART on34thStreet;Puly Fiction. Dan’zig with Type 0 daramatic trilogy that Man, The Daddys, Grinning Twolegends, lOOartists,one Rt.93 at Assembly Square, Negative and Godflesh. for remains intact from ancient Broadly, and Dan Rocket. incredible exhibition. At the shows change Friday, call more info call (508)345- times: don’t miss thisexciting (19+,$6) 472 Mass. Ave., ICA until Jan.8, Elvis + 628-7000. tale of love, betrayal,and Central Sq. 497-0576. 7593. Marilyn: 2 x immortal, assassinations. At the Loeb featuring the work of HARVARDSQUARE Comedy Drama Center, 64 Brattle Warhol, Haring and more. PARADISE Street, Cambridge. Call547- Pulp Fiction;Hoop Dreams: Tish Hinojosa and Butch NICK’SCOMEDY STOP 955 Boylston Street. call The Professional; The 8300 for tickets. 266-5 151. E_ - Hancoc k. 967 As Seen on Comic Strip Shawshank Redemption; Commonwealth Ave., 35 1- Live, Paul D’Angelo. 100 The Last Seduction; Rocky 2526. Warrenton St. 482-0930 ISABELLASTEWART Horror Picture Show. CHARLESPLAYHOUSE GARDNER Church St. Shows change THERAT STAGEI1 Th museum, built in the style Friday, call 864-4580 for Sextiles, Plush, and Luau. Shear Madness is now the of a 15th century Venetian times. (19+) 528 Commonwealth longest-running non-musical palace, houses more than Ave., 536-2750. Concerts in American theater. This 2000 objects. Currently on FRESHPOND murder-mystery uses its display through December Frankenstein; Pagemaster; THETAM JOHNNY D’s audience as sleuths and 3 1, New Works By Denise Junior; Low Down Dirty Check out guitar sensation participants __ always a Lynn Saner andTodd Mack. Monster Mike when Marika. 280 in the Fenway, Shame; Swan Princess;Lion reliable treat. 74 Warrenton 556- 140 1. King; Star Trek 1648 Beacon St. 277-0982 he to Davis- l7 St., Boston. Call426-5225 Holland St. 776-2004 Generations; Stargate; for info. Interview with the Vampire, T.T. THE BEAR’S The Santa Clause, Miracle The Authority, Signs of Life, LOCAL186 MUSEUMOF FINEARTS on34thSt. FreshPondMall, -_--.. and Perfect Sex. 10 Big Catholic Guilt, Opium Cambridge. Shows change Brookline St. in Cambridge, Grand Ilusions: Four Centuries of Still Life- Friday, call 661-2900 for 492-BEAR. times. moreinfo. ATRE Painting features the work - of Renoir, Gauguin, and The NY Times says “this JANUS THEATRE THEMIDDLE EAST show simply sparks with fun Millet, Printed Allegories: and music!” So don’t miss Durer to Picasso, an exhibit Bullets oyer Broadway: 57 Downstairs: MaxCreekand featuring prints that JFK St. Harvard Square, Lorcerts Jiggle the Hand. (19+, $8/ Yiddle with a Fiddle. 12 Holyoke Street, Harvard represent allegorical 536-2870. AXIS $9) 472 Mass. Ave. in subjects. Now through JOHNNY Ds Cambridge. 497-0576. Square, call 496-8400 for tickets__ and more January 8, the MFA’s annual Don’t miss Evil Gal. Call information. display of 18th Ventian 776-2004 for info. ORFHEUM THEATRE Christmas creche, 25 Lyle Lovett and his Large polychromed terra cotta LOCAL186 Band rock the figures from the Nativity, Orpheum. (7:30, $27.5 0, THEATRELOBBY 0 Swirlies, Spell, and Luau. each standing 12 inches in $22.50) The popular musical- height.Cal1 267-9300 for 186 HWmd St. Call 351- comedy Nunsense has been 2680 for more info. details on all exhibits; THERAT running for years in Boston, admission to the museum is and is currently housed in THEMIDDLE EAST Chuck, Chinstrap, Wiggle free with a Tufts ID; the _- this charming North End MFA has extended its Downstairs: Bailter Space, Worm, Boo g ieman. Ba1cony:Jim Majorowski Theater. Call 227-9872 for Sunday hours during the Quivvver, Sexpod, Serum. info. holiday season. (19+,$8/!§9)Upstairs:Fuzzy (9pm, 19+,$7) 528 Comm. and Steve Westfield. Ave., 536-2750. 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by JOHN HACKER brings records galore Senior Staff Writer by BILL COPELAND any more playoff games with a Talk about jumping into the Daily Editorial Board combinedscoreof 150points.This fire. Tuesday night in Milwaukee, was also the reason for the new The Jumbo ice hockey squad thePhoenix Suns set a team record handchecking rule, which has with 12three-pointers. On thesame sloweddown thegame by increas- ing fouls. The league apparently wanted to see more performances pg-. This Week like Reggie Miller’s against the . in the NBA Knicks, when his shooting (and wasted little time in challenging his fights with Spike Lee) brought quality opponents, with predict- night,Charlotte hit sevenoutof 12 the Pacers to the verge of the Fi- able results. Tufts opened its sea- (58 percent) from downtown. On nals. son on a very low note, losing to a Nov. 8, Joe Dumars tied an NBA Unfortunately, the new rule strong Hamilton squad, 7-0, and record by nailing ten treys. It seems trivializes the shot. Now aperfor- the Division I Cadets of Army, 10- like this is a great year for shoot- mance like Miller’s will be ex- 1. Tufts did bounce back to tie ers. pected. Dumars’s record will be Suffolk,3-3, in agame the Jumbos Daily fit ,Jhoro Actually, it is due to a new broken soon, andDan Majerle will thoroughly dominated. The Jumbo ice hockey team has started off this season with two three-point line. Following the probably match the Suns’ record Tufts was never in its first game losses and a tie. Knicks’ run to the Finals, the NBA singlehandedly. against Hamilton. The Continen- decided to increase scoring by In 1961, when Roger Maris set tals bombarded the Brown and Outcome was not a foregone con- less than a minute after Ryan’s moving in the line from 23’8” at thehomerunrecord with61 home Blue, outshooting Tufts, 34- 14. chsion. Tufts needed to accom- tally. Suffolk completed the come- the top of the key to a uniform 22’. runs, there was a major contro- SeniorgoaltenderBunkMcMahon plish something positive in their back with 34 seconds left in regu- Scores have gone up, and all is versy over the fact that his team went the distance in net for the first league game of the season. A lation. This time Matt O’Keefe good. played 162 games as opposed to Jumbos, turning aside27 of the 34 tie wasn’t necessarily what they scored, salvaging a point for the Well, maybe not. While less 154 for Ruth. An asterisk was shots. His efforts were not nearly wanted, but it was better than no Rams and stealing a win from the than two feet seems like it would placed on his home run record, enough. points at all. Jumbos. not make much of a difference, it and, although it has since been Thenextgamewasmuch worse. Suffolkregisteredtheonlygoal The game went into overtime, is huge. Centers like PatrickEwing dropped, his record is still slightly The Jumbos faced Army and this of the first Stanza. Tufts evened which Tufts dominated. The Jum- take shots from above the top of tainted. one had “mismatch” written all thegame midway through the sec- bos landed six shots on goal in the the key all the time. Now, Ewing is As opposed to the home run over it from the start. The Cadets ond period on a tally by junior extra session, but ended UP with virtually taking threes. record, this is a wholly new statis- marched roughshod over Tufts, Marc Gouthro, with assists being nothing to show for their efforts. In theNBA, the three-pointline tic. If Maris was hitting homeruns withsenior Matt Ryan scoring the passed out by freshman Rich Suffolk went shotless in OT. is supposed to be a great distance. in a 280-foot ballpark, then he lone Jumbo goal of the 10-1 loss. LaFauci and senior Marty McMahon stopped 22 of25 Suf- A mediocre shooter should be vir- would have deserved the asterisk. Despite the scores, senior as- Morrison. Senior Geoff Keniry folk shots for the game. Ram tually incapable of hitting a bomb. However, he wasplaying the same sistant captain Massimo Federico gave the Jumbos the lead two min- netminder John Gilpatrick was It is a special shot, one which game, so the record stands. said that “Hamilton was a better Utes later with his first goal of the much busier at his end of the ice, should require amazing talent. On the other hand, Joe Dumars team than Army.” Season, making the score 2-1 for turningaside44of47Jumboshots. Manute Bo1 should not be able to is not taking the same shot that Netminding duties were split Tufts. hit three in a row. Larry Bird took. He is taking a among the three goalies for Tufts, Midway through the tbiGP~$-‘ The Jumbos’ first home game The NBA wanted to increase shot that many players can hit and with McMahon handling the first riod, senior Matt Ryan increaser was last night versus St. Michael’s scoring. However, scoring should have hitall season.Thus, therecord period and freshmen Shawn the Jumbo lead to 3-1 with his ofVermont.Theirnexttwogames not be judged by the number of should be separate. The three-point LothropandJustinRishel tending second goal of the season, with are on the road against Assump- points on the board. The NBA records set from this year forward the nets in the second and third junior Dave O’Reilly picking up tion and Bentley before returning could easily increase scoring by should6e refe3ed to as the 19442 periods, respectively. McMahon an assist. home on Thuisday; Dec: 8’for a simply doubling the value of each and-After records. This will keep saved ten of the 14 shots he faced, But before the Jumbos could home clash with the University of shot. That way Shaq could get 60 the old records intact, while keep- Lothrop kicked aside eight of 12, get too comfortable in the unfa- Massachusetts-Dartmouth. They points per game. Wow, that would ingtheintegrity of the new records. and Rishel handled four of five. miliar position of having a two- are currently in a streak of five The new three-point line fails be exciting. Last Saturday’s game against goal lead, theRamsanswered back. league games, and need at least ~ The NBA changed the line so Suffolkwasafairtest for the Jum- Dan Myers cut theTufts lead to 3- two wins in the next four to be in that the Knicks would not have see NBA, page 11 bos,andtheirfirstgame wherethe 2 on his second goal of the game good shape in the league.

Jumbo sailors end season,e Mendelblatt finishes third by DOUGLAS KATZ petition picked up. With two races Mendelblattandcrewenough time turing top American collegiate mid-race). Daily Editorial Board left, the Jumbos were poised for a to make up for the lost ground. sailors and their Japanese coun- Bischol‘l‘iindcrewmate Sacura After completely dominating runatthetitle,asMendelblatt had The Jumbos captured the last terparts, was held over the week- Kishimoto fared well on the first collegiate sailing last season, the positioned himself (and his crew race of the event,, but as coach end in Newport Beach, Califor- a’nd third dny of the regatta. But Tufts Jumbos returned to earth this of Scott Carson and James LegIerputitbest,“Itwastoolittle, nia.Theregattais held in alternat- heavy windson theseconddayput Flowerdew) within four points of too late.”Tufts finished third with ing years in Japan and America. the Jumbos at a disadvantage to cox. 38 points, six behind the first place Representing the Jumbos were the heavier Navy and Kings Point In the moments leading to the Cox, and three behind Davis, juniorSenetBischoff,seniorLaura boats. Both Navy (51 points) and penultimaterace,theJumbos’ boat Mendelblatt’s childhood and col- Dunn, and sophomore Katie Kings Point (64 points) pulled crossed the start line before the legiaterival. McDowell. Bischoffskipperedthe away from the Jumbos, as the pastfall. Atonepoint in theseason gun and had to circle back. The Jumbo sailors competed in an- A division boat, while Dunn and Brown and Blue (87 points) ac- the Brown and Blue were within now heavy winds made the race a other far away regatta last week- McDowell traded off the helm of cepted a thii (1 pliice finish. one point of the top-ranked Navy quick one, which did not allow end. The Goodwill Regatta, fea- the B division boat (sometimes in McDowcll and Dunn, the sec- third Midshipmen, but after several ondand placetinishersat the , near-misses inNovembertheJum- National Singlehands,found them- bos settled for a third place rank- selves in ;in unl’uiniliar position ing at the end of the season. during the thvcc-day fegatta -- in “[The season] was a tiny bit the same boat. With two of the frustrating,” noted head coach Ken nation’s top skippers in the same Legler, “but no team will do as boat, one c:iii see the obvious ques- well as last year’s.” tion -- Who is going to bc at the The team’s third place ranking helm? The answer -- both. may be disappointing by Jumbo McDowcll and Dunn took turns ’ standards, but the squad remains- ;it the helm, of’ten changing roles the best in New England and will in inid-racc.tlepcndingon the way be one of the favorites to capture the race \v;i\ progressing. linish- the national championship come ing in the IO^ IS out of 35 boats, spring. the pair mari;ipc.d to finish second Before Thanksgiving, it ap- aniong woiiic‘ii in the regatta. peared that the Jumbos could make The l’irst pl:ice finishers were a run at Navy, but Midshipman “familiartothe Jumbos -- St. Mary’s Ryan Cox’s dominating perfor- of Maryland. The Tufts women’s manceattheNational SloopCham- team has chased its rival from St. pionships sealed the Jumbos’ fate. Mary’s all season, and this second The regatta, held in Florida, boiled place finish put bookends on a down to a three-way race between season that saw the Jumbos play second tidclle to St. Mary’s all Cox, Harvard’s Brett Davis, and year. the Jumbos’ number one sailor -- With the fall season over, coach senior Mark Mendelblatt. Legler is looking forward to the Light winds plagued the sailors Phot0 courtesy of Ken Legler throughout,but towards theendof The Tufts sailine team slipped to a third-place ranking this season. see SAILING, page 8 the event the winds and the com-

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interest). These books exist be- cause people like to skirt the re- Come to Bentley sponsibility of making their own lives into something that matters to them. Summ!!, An amusing and tangential ex- this ample of this type af victimized irresponsibility?In San Francisco, it was reported thatherview with explore ‘acareer in a Vampire has been linked to a stabbing. A woman says a boy- friend stabbed her and drank her Accounting, blood two days after they saw the film. Blaming the film for this character’s clearly asocial (and take home wacko) behavior is about as irre- and sponsible as one can get. Direction and purpose should not be a result of another person’s this mmento. presence. This is the great failing of these books. My life is crud The Bentley College Minority Scholars mentor relationships. Deadline for because someone else is not here Summer Institute in Accountancy. applications is February 1, 1995 and to make it meaningful. Bentley College, So basically, de*wreaders -- business specialty sch female readers seeking men, when applicants for a unique to send the coupon or in doubt about the fact that there all-expenses paid call 1/800/442-4723 are no men in your life, avoid the .’ program. The program self-help section. If you want to is designed to provide academically stay warm, buy an electric blan- competitive minority ket. students (sophomores and juniors), who have Season ends no prior accounting with a solid foundati SAILING principles. Upon completion, each continued from page 7 I ADDRESS I participant will be given 3 undergraduate spring regattas. academic credits and a $2.000 stioend. I cm STATE I This intense learning program runs I ZIP PHONE I ‘We’ve gotten into all the ma- from mid-June through jUly and involves I Mail to: Hentley Graduate School of hsiness. Admission I Offce,175 Forest St., Waltham. MA 021544705. jor regattas we wanted,” he said. a number of visits to corporations and I Ann: Minority Scholars Summer Institute. I ‘We’re the top team in New En- firms, creating opportuniies to develop L J ------gland, and one of the favorites for the Nationals. The team is devel- oping a work-out plan for all of our sailors. Last winter we worked on our team racing strategies. The WALTHAM. MA 02154-4705 winter before that, we had a sports psychologist work with the team, so this year1 decided that the team should try to improve its physical Do you ever read the Quote of the Dlay? Do you ever wonder where we get them? To be honest, we either get fitness.” them from a book of quotations, or from what we hear around the office. Even we are willing to admit that this is a lame system, and we’d like to hear some of your suggestions for Quote of the Day. Submit them by mail, All of that hard work should phone, or e-mail to the Daily, and be sure to leave the name of the person being quoted and your name as well pay off for the Jumbos, who are - you’ll get credit for it below the quote. So if you hear something sublime or ridiculous today while strolling looking to regain the number one through the quad, write it down and send it in. We’ll use it! ‘ spot in collegiate sailing come I v 1- I spring.

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Re-evaluate minority representative voting _- CONSTITUTION graduation.Those who fear anelit- those who form laws to Prevent continued from page 3 ist governing body, a Senate that is them from formingdiscriminatory I place within the respective cul- comprisedsolely of members from opinions. tural centers and representatives one raceor nationality wherethose The mission statement of the will be elected with purpose of in the minority will become less new Constitution reads: “As the doing just that; being a delegate important and their views will be representative body of the TCU, fromaspecificconimunityoncam- unaddressed, should come to real- student government deals with all pus. ize that this is equality; this is aspects of student life; dl of the I have come to support minor- becoming an active and important branches arecommittedto enhanc- ity representativesbut only if they member ofsociety, this is practic- ing student life at Tufts.” How- are envoys without voting power. ing democracy. 1do not, at all, say, ever, the Senate should come to The idea of “double representa- “ktthe majority rule and the mi- realize and practice that as long as prescnl5 tion,” an attempt by supporters to nority listen.”I say, “Letthe repre- no physical law-breaking is com- create an equal society, does just sentatives represent the student mitted, the best service possible the opposite; it creates an environ- body’s views and ideas.” from government is leaving soci- ment of inequality. Instead of On another topic: Members of ety separate,observing “handsoff’ showing a community who is “in the TLGBC in particular have politics and not infringing on the the minority” on campus that the asked the TCU Senate to ,over- lives of private individuals. governing body cares about them, step their limits as a true govern- The TCU Senate should not A Festiva/ it, in reality, is patronizing them; it ing body. At the Nov. 6 meeting of take it upon itself to raise the self- LL shows them what man can achieve the TCU Senate, a representative esteem and comfort level of stu- 2f South Asian based not on his work or character, ofthe Lesbian, Gay, and Bisexual dents, but rather should concern Dance: Arun E Preeth. but on his nationality,race, or sexu- community said,“Therearemany, itself primarily with funding, Bhangra, Ciarba Uarma ality. Instead of bringing the cam- many gays, bisexuals, and hbi- safety, and, to a small extent, jus- pus together as a cohesive unit, ans on this campus who don’t feel tice as it relates to criminal action. Dandia Raas these measures divide us and force comfortableeno~ghto‘come out’ Private individuals should create us to judge on secondary terms. and it is partly the responsibility of a society where the homophobe is The Mission Statement of the the Senate... to help them.” the pariah and is looked down revised constitution reads: “The I am vehemently against those upon. By a governing body ob- Where: Macphie Pub, Tufts University mission of the Tufts Community whojudge and discriminateon the serving equality and democracy, Union Government is to represent When: December 3rd, 1994 . basisofsexuality;thosewhohinder society will come to realize that 9 p.m. -1 a.m. the undergraduate student body.” man from finding and achieving race, religion, nationality, gender, However, this representation the most amount of happiness. sexuality, etc. should not be used Price: $3 per ticket / $4 at the door should be based solely on year ot However, I am also opposed to in the determination of integrity. 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Americans, in short, defend the .. at St. Louis University who said Dole and Gingrich now have noble ideals of the American that “the Christian image of Jesus the opportunity to make the GOP Revolution and their Anglo-Eu- on thecross is always mde.”And, the party of mainstream Ameri- ropean, Judeo-Christian heritage. and, and ... Can morality. In 1996, the Repub- But they now need a party __ a Political ComctneSS is a fad, licanshave theopportunity tochal- political voice--that return to Yes, but the fad is beginning to lenge the Clinton administration’s the basic values ofchurch, family, infect the established institutions record on moral issues and to Set community,and individualrespon- of everyday Americans. It’s one before the people acandidatewho sibility. Whether the GOP suc- I Advertise with thing to set up a nihilistic World willlooktoreversetheinfusionof ceeds in being that party will be Civilizations requirement and to political correctness and its few the great test of the 1994 revolu- I the Tufts Daily. tear down the Religion Depart- loud proponents into society. tion. In More self deprecation than vou can handle.. . fi 1 Because we said so. 1 I 0 Column, by fay Ruttenberg,‘ every Wednesday I

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LUXURY CONDO retarialServices) AAA WORD PRO- HEY SINGING JEWS Happened Today) Lavallee Female roommate wanted, non- You fast running, fellowship getting, Apts Available CESSING Want to sing in a Hebrew A Capella Help Me, ILost Life smoker, mature, quiet and respon- Great condition within walking dis- My righteous living, storytelling, R. Kelly Choir? If interested - call Jessica at It's nn a small black computer disk sible to share lux. condo apt. 2.3 tance to campus and T in Davis Sq. listening, orange juice drinking, GRAD SCHOOL APPLICATIONS 629-8203. that I left in Eaton before Thanksgiv- miles from Tufts. Own room, own Rents are always reasonable, call EXPERTLY NPED(Law, cheezits eating, lawyer aspiring, bathrm, mod kit, nautilus rm, pool, day or night. Ask for Lina or Camillo :ng. It says Typable" on the front and PAIN IN THE A--!Ill We all love you Medical, Business) Friendly long-haired gray cat, sauna, swirl pool. NexttoT. Covered at 625-7530. Off-campus living is has my name and the wrong phone and wish you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY, "*396-1124"' good with children, needs stable number on the back. 1'11 buy you a pkg. 24 hr security. Laundry, w/w the best. home with loving people. Born Au- - Peace, your housemates - Jesse, carpet. $420/mo incl everything but Are your grad school applications new one. Call me PLEASE, 629- piled high on your desk? Are you gust 7, 1993, has had shots. Call 1 Jayson. John, Ancy, and Lyle. (Mark 5lectricitv. Central heat/AC. Safe One bedroom available (Jan. 1, YOGE. Tool) wondering how you;re going to fit all Andrea at 391 -5509. area. Avail Jan 1.321-3795. 1995 or sooner) your info into those tiny spaces? Are inabeautifulsunnyd bedroomapati- HELP1 you concerned where you'll find the Afternoons and Evenings I've lost my Tufts Library Book on 3,4,5 and 6 BDRMS FOR RENT ment. Call 391-8463. tine to do it all before the deadlines? Small package delivery. Our experi- Wth pkg space. WID. Very close to November 15 in either Olin or Is your Personal Statement and Re- enced drivers earn $10 to $15 per Carmichael. It's an oversized green Tufts. Avail from June 1,1995 to May sume professionally typeset and la- hour. You must be dependable and 1996. Call Danny at 396-0303. book by Heron about Joan Miro. If serprintedon high qualitypaper? No have a reliable vehicle. No sellir,g found Dlease call 629-8080.Thanks. Denise - needto fret- Call FRANat396-1 124 391-3836. Happy Birthday1 Hope you have a Rooms Available a specialist in making your applica- fabulous day - We love youll Love Two bedrooms in largeWest Medford tions, personal statement, and re- Part time Eves and Weekends home with prof. family. Avail. as of sume as appealing as possible. We need 4 energetic telemarketers Jan. $295 includes all utilities. Partly who need to eam $10 to $12 per JORDANA furnished. Bus 5 min to Tufts and "'RESUMES" hour. Guaranteedhourlysalary. plus Happy Half-Birthday. since you can't commuterrailnearby.Call 396-7005. LASERNPESET commissionsand bonus's. You must General be available at least 3 evenings per ' have a Birthday personal! I miss Ride to Chicago $25.00 396-1 124 1 Bedrm. Avail. for Spring '95 week from to 9 pm. SAT and SUN ' you1 Let's do lunch someday, okay? Leaving Thursday December 22 ImpressiveLaser Typeset Resumes, 6 1 furnished bedrm. Share apt. w/3 mornings are optional. Immediate Notice Love, Amy Sharedrivingandgasexpense.Mus! featuring computer storage for future females. Great location on Curtis updating. Your choice of typestyles. earnings while you train. Located 1' Ave.2 min. walktocampus. Washed drive standard transmission. Cal Denise 641 -3368 for more info. includingbold, italics, bullets, etc. on two blocks form Tufts College, we ! Happy 2Mh! I'm so sad I can't spend Dryer. Parking. Non-smoker pre- Strathmore paper. Have your cover are directly on the "T" and we have ferred. Rent negotiable. Call Dana at your birthday with you, but you are Ineed a ride to Philadelphia letters done by us to match your off-street parking. 391 -3836. The History Department 666-6674. welcomes all ..stiiitheboot,and Iwanttohearevery On December 23rd or 24th. 1'11 help Resume! Oneday service avail. 5 min from Tufts. (Member of PARW: Child Care Needed to a lecture by Prof. Carole Levin, * :TMI detail on e-mail tOmOrrOWl I love pay for gas and tolls. Please call Seeking non-smoker Arlington: After kindergarten care entitled "Elizabeth I: personal and !)YOU and miss you1 Love, Tracy. (617) 391-5297 and leave a mes- Professional Assocof ResumeWrit- foron room in athree bedroomapart- ers. Call for FREE 'Resume/Cover needed for our daughter. Flexible historical subect. Inaugural presen- ment. New paint throughout, large sage. I. .. Letter Guidelines"). days and hours. Can start immedi- tation in the History Department's kitchen, full bath, basement storage, Also, word processing or typing of ately or next Semester. Car and ref- Lecture Series. Refreshments wld, on street parking. Just north of student papers, grad school applica- erences needed. Call Dottie at 646- served. East Hall lounge Monday Davis Sq. off College Ave. Rent, tions, personal statements, theses, 4261. Dec. 5,5pm. $275/month. Share with two gradu- multiple letters, tapes transcribed, ate students. Available now. 776- laser printing. Faxservice.etc. CALL Child Care Cafe A 7436. Services FRANCES AT 396-1124 AAA RE- 3 or 4 afternoons weekly throughout tonight, 5-8pm. Remis Sculpture SUME SERVICE December and 2 afternoons weekly court.Games, coffee.crayons, good- A beautiful room throughout 2nd semester. Miles and ies, and the music of Tan Swafford. in a very modem 3 brm. apt. practi- Kiera are 5 yrs and 16 months old. Meet the artists whose work is at the 1: 1: Events cally on campus. WID, microwave, TYPING, ETC. THE PROCESSED We are in Arlington close to bus Koppelman Gallery. It's free. parking, nice and quiet. Available CRUISE SHIPS NOW HIRING .I: WORD 395-0004 station. Please contact Sham at Jan. 1st. You must see it. Call 625- Eam up to $2.000+/month working Professionally prepared student pa- 648-2465. Jed Speare-Sheila Pepe: 6408,k 776-5185. on Cruise Ships or Land Tour com- pers, distinctive resumes ahd cover Final exhibtionforthese MFAcandi- '' Premed Interview Workshop panies. World travel. No experi- letters, tape transcription, mailing dates For premed students currently Need Reliable,Fun-loving Sitter in the joint School of the Mu- ap- Somervilie ence necessary. For more informa- lists, etc. All work is spell checked Wth car for 2 great boys, ages and seum of Fine Arts~TuftsUniversity plying: Friday, December 2, 1230 8 f - winter hill, near Broadway, 4 rooms, tion call 1-206-634-0468 ext. and proofread with FREE report IO. 2 or 3 days/wk, 3 to 6pm. Win- Degree program. Opening reception: 130 pm., Zamparelli Room, Cam-, 1st floor, 1 or2 bedrooms large mod- C50353. cover. One-stop business center of- [pus Center. chester, 729-9351. Thursday, Dec. 1. 5:004:00pm. in em living room, largecabinets, eat in fering: Faxservice,copies, business Ihe Koppelman Gallery. kitchen. tile bath. Great apt. Handy ATENTION ALL STUDEECTSI cards, binding, private mailboxes, b- I SINNER111 For 1995 Summer toeverylhing,must beseen,$550.00 Over$5billion m privatesectorgrants mail forwarding. notary, lamination, Counselors sought for unique, pres- Vienna Tablell t: Does that word make you cringe?! mo. no util. 625-2079, after 4 pm 8 scholarships is now available. All Well, how come71 Room 209 cam- passport photos, packagingand ship- tigiousco-edchildren'scamp. Spec- All Seniors invited to Vienna Table i; daily. students are eligible regardless of tacular, pristine location, coastal this week -don't forget1 Tomorrow !(" pus center p.m. tonitell ping. Conveniently located at 422 - 8 grades, income. or parents' income. Salem Street (RouteGO). CALL395- Maine on both fresh lake and ocean. 3-5pm at the Gittleman's house, Pro- 1 West Com. next to Tufts let us help. for more info call: 1-800- om4 Specialists needed for 30 activities: lessors Row. Come for dessert, cof- 3 bdrm apts. available for 95-96aca- 959-1605 x F50351. ' ji Twist Naked If You Want trip leaders. equestrians, photogra- 'ee + conversation1 See you there ... demic year modern bath, large PARNSPRING BREAK phers, WSI swimmers; tennis, gym- .?SADDIBACCHUS Twister touma- kitchen, woodwork floors w/d. front LEARN FRENCH THE FUN WAY In the Bahamas or Florida Keys nastics, basketball, baseball, la- The Ple-Medical Society -1 - ment Friday, Dec 2 at 9:30 in the and back porches. Apts very clean Professor Veronique Courtois is of- where the party never ends spend it crosse, golf, riflery. and sailing in- s holding its first general meeting. -$commons. Come with a team or and brigM in excellent condition. fering 3 French noncredit seminars on your own private yacht one week alone. Gift certificateto Papa Razzi. structors; archers, fisherman, % Parking available. Formore info call. io a limited number of motivated only $385.00 per person including kayakers, canoeists, naturalists, HaveCelebrate fun + Be World Safe AIDS DAY CDs and pizza for the winners. 776-5467 owner. enemetic students: French for busi- food and much more. Organizers go marine biologists, visual, musical, page twelve THE TUFTS DAILY Thursday, Decemlber 1,1994

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Today Mandatory. Pearson 104.9:OO pm Yearbook Meeting - everyone welcome. Japanese Culture Club Hayes House, 7:OO p.m. Important General Meeting, Everyone Welcome. DramalDance Department Eaton 206, 9:30 p.m. Our Sneakers, Our Selves. Balch Arena Theater, 8:OO p.m. Ski Club Mandatory Meeting for all trips, all Tufts Democrats welcome. General meeting. New memberswelcome. Eaton 201, 9:30 p.m. ..*. Large Conference Room, 7:OO p.m. Perfect Sex at TT the Bear's Place Chaplain's Table Tonight, early show for yourconvenience. "Religion, Ethics, and International Central Square, 9:15 p.m. relations." Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson MacPhie Conference Room, 5:OO-7:00 p.m. Tomorrow Noon Hour Concert Bach, Britten, Purcell. Tufts Chamber ARTS HOUSE Singers and Men's Ensemble. MOI! MOI! MOI! Moha's gallery. Goddard Chapel, 12:30-1:00 p.m. 37 Sawyer Ave, 7:OO - 9:OO p.m.

Speech and debate Society Vienna Table General meeting. For seniors invited this week. Miner 10, 7:OO p.m. Gittleman's house, Prof. Row, 3:OO-5:OO p.m. Tufts Art Gallery Cafe A. Programs Abroad Remis Sculpture Court, 5:00-8:00 p.m. Study Abroad Information Meeting. Braker 001, 2:30 p.m. GUS Gwat Johnny D's, 21+. Chinese Culture Club Johnny D's, 1O:oO p.m. DUMPLING PARTY! !! Start House, 6:OO p.m. Caribbean Club - All Welcome FoxTrot by Bill Amend Lecture: Race, Revolution, & Future of Tufts Film Series Cuba. Movie: Splash, Only $2. lor, KMOW, FOR SOMEWE Eaton 201, 7:OO p.m. Barnum 008, 9:30 & Midnight. WHO CLAIMS TO BE SO Goo0 AT PHTSlC5... Phi Sigma Sigma Alcohol and Health Education I Penny Drive Benefitting National Kidney Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) Meeting. Foundation. Anderson Hall Rm. 212,7:oO - 8:30 p.m. Campus Center, 1030 - 4:30 p.m. SADD/BACCHUS The Pre-Medical Society SADDIBACCHUS TwisterToumament. First General Meeting. Commons, 9:30 p.m. Eaton 202, 8:OO p.m. Programs Abroad Tufts Association of South Asians Un American a Paris PAS4 Mugar Hall, 2:30 - 5:OO p.m. Important Organizational Meeting - Weather Report DILBERTB by Scott Adarns I TODAY TOMORROW IT'S AL5O INCOMPAT- AND THOSE RED BLOTCHES IBLE WITH ALL OTHER ON YOUR HANDS- THAT'S ACCORDING TO MY ONLINE COMPUTERS AND ALL BECAUSE OUR BOX IS Q DATABASE, OUR PRODUCT OTHER SOFTWARE MADE OF POI50N IVY. ISN'T COMPATIBLE WITH INCLUDING OUR OWN Groovy Tubular (partly cloudy) YOUR COMPUTER High:43; Low:32 High:%; Low34

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