Jam with R&R's Best of 1993 Clip and .save this one. Our picks for the THE CHRONICLE best albums, filmsan d books ofthis year. THURSDAY. DECEMBER 9. 1993 DUKE UNIVERSITY DURHAM, NORTH CAROLINA CIRCULATION: 15,000 VOL. 89, NO. 70 Trustees to discuss UJB votes to dissolve SPE By RUSS FREYMAN Janet Dickerson, vice president rence I have ever seen." and PEGGY KRENDL for student affairs, on charges Though disorderly conduct two-tiered tuition The Undergraduate Judicial that the fraternity was denied charges generally do not war­ By MICHAEL SAUL to the trustees a 4.9 percent Board dissolved the Sigma Phi due process. Derman made the rant dissolution, the board had The administration will tuition increase for return­ Epsilon fraternity in a unani­ board's decision public Tuesday. warned the fraternity last spring propose a two-tiered under­ ing students in Trinity Col­ mous decision last month. Dickerson said she hopes to that any further infraction be­ graduate tuition structure lege. Trinity College's cur­ The board found the frater­ review the appeal and make a fore May 1994 would result in nity guilty of disorderly conduct decision before winter break. If dissolution because of SPE's ex­ that would raise millions of rent tuition rate is $16,720. tensive judicial record. dollars for Arts and Sciences Incoming Trinity students and not guilty of assault and Dickerson upholds the board's at the Board of Trustees' would face an additional battery in a 5-0 decision released decision, Derman said he will "They were in control of the meeting this weekend. $1,000 charge plus the same to the SPE president Nov. 22. appeal it to President Nan situation; all they had to do was Roy Weintraub, actingdean 4.9 percent tuition increase, The hearing was held Nov. 10. Keohane. stay out of trouble," said Engi­ ofthe faculty of Arts and Sci­ according to Weintraub's pro- Trinity senior Keith Derman, "It was far from being a fair neering senior Doug Jarrard, ences, said he will recommend See TUITION on page 18 p> SPE president, said he plans to trial." Derman said. "It was lit­ chair ofthe panel that heard the appeal the board's decision to erally the most pathetic occur­ See SPE on page 9 • Intellectual debate seeks focus By ALISON STUEBE At University gatherings rang­ life will be working together this A year after a renowned pro­ ing from meetings of the Board spring to formulate a set of rec­ fessor lambasted the of Trustees to frater­ ommendations. University for stray­ nity fireside chats, "We want to broaden that dis­ ing from its educa­ community members course and move it toward mak­ tional mission, stu­ have discussed the ing a University-wide conversa­ dents, faculty and ad­ University's mission tion, a regular and unsurprising ministrators are still and its responsibility feature of Duke life," said Peter debating how to solve to promote intellectu­ Burian, associate professor of the problem. alism. classical studies and chair ofthe At the annual "This is the liveliest intellectual climate task force. Founder's Day ad­ ongoing conversation Burian said that in February, dress last December, involving students, the committee wants to set out James B Duke pro- Win wmimon faculty and adminis­ objectives that could guide dis­ fessor oi English trators in the last 20 cussions about residential life Reynolds Price said that the years," said Tom McCoIlough, and the greek system. University had failed its students associate professor of religion. The Arts and Sciences resi­ by sustaining "a prevailing cloud Although this debate is not dential life task force has been of indifference, of frequent hos­ new, Price said, "[this is] the first charged to develop an overall tility, to a thoughtful life." time that I've been aware of vision for campus housing by the Price's remarks, coupled with people having an almost desper­ May meeting of the Board of an exhaustive report on student ate tone in their voices about it." Trustees, and the greek life task life by Will Willimon, dean ofthe To address concerns raised by force is also scheduled to pro­ Chapel, set off a maelstrom of Willimon and Price, three com­ duce a report next semester. debate last spring about intel­ mittees dealing with residential While committee leaders are lectual life on campus. life, intellectual life and greek See DEBATE on page 19 •- Psychiatrist supports Seagroves From staff and wire reports cycle and golf clubs. He testified tives. He was driven by an in­ STAFF PHOTO/THE CHRONICLE A University psychiatrist tes­ Tuesday he was terrified when tense fear for his own life," March tified Wednesday that Michael he discovered four people had said. "The idea was shoot or die." Reynolds Price has spent the last 42 years at the University. Seagroves acted in an under­ broken into his house March 18, He added that the aiming ofthe standable way when he shot teen­ but doesn't know how many shots rifle was not directed by thought, agers who broke into his garage. he fired or why he gave police "as if he was shooting at a skeet," Author, professor "All the alarm signals go off at conflicting statements. but was unconscious. once," said Dr. John March, as­ The trial began Nov. 29 and March also told Prosecutor sistant professor of child and attorneys for both sides said clos­ William Farrell that it was nor­ defines intellectual adolescent psychiatry and an ing arguments could begin mal for Seagroves tosoun d calm expert in post traumatic stress Thursday. and composed when calling 911 By IVAN SNYDER an anti-intellectual atmo­ disorder. "Mr. Seagroves was March said Seagroves' deci­ after the shooting and during his Reminiscent of a museum sphere. Price proposed drastic operating under the assumption sion to get a .22-caliber rifle and statement topolice , both ofwhich with ornate, antique furnish­ measures to remedy the cam­ he was about to be killed One later to fire it were consistent were taped and played for the ing and walls covered with pus climate, such as removing responds automatically ...it's a with reactions to stressful, life- jury- masks and paintings spanning the greek system from campus fight-flight response." or-death situations. In the 911 tape, Seagroves cor­ myriad times and cultures, and switching to a residential March was paid $200 an hour "It's absolutely characteristic rects the dispatcher's spelling of Reynolds Price's living room is college .system, causing a major by the defense for his work on the to have these little bits ofmemor y his street and his last name. almost a shine to intellectual uproar in the community. that are missing," March added. March said Seagroves voice had case, a total of "around $24,000 "exactly the same emotional tone pursuit. "For many Duke students, to $25,000," he said. Earlier in On cross-examination, March The renowned southern au­ the word 'intellectual' has an said that Seagroves knew right one sees in all trauma survi­ the trial Larry Fletcher, an inde­ vors," including rape victims. thor and James B. Duke Pro­ almost perjorative tone to it," pendent firearms expert, was from wrong, and that he inten­ fessor of English has long Price said. "I think of an intel­ paid $500 per day by the defense. tionally went to his closet to get In the police interview, he tells epitomized intellectualism. lectual as being one of the Seagroves, 37, is charged with a rifle instead of going to a tele­ a detective he firedtw o separate Last December, in his millions of human beings who manslaughter and assault in the phone to call police. bursts of gunfire, one at fleeing Founder's Day address, he ac­ pays very close attention to shootings of two teens who broke "He was not driven by the ra­ teens out his garage door. On the cused the University of having See PRICE on page 10 p> into his garage to steal a motor­ tional consideration of alterna­ See SEAGROVES on page 8 •- THE CHRONICLE THURSDAY. DECEMBER 9, 1993 World and National

Newsfile Court weighs abortion protest measures By LINDA GREENHOUSE - were motivated by a desire for The lawyer for the anti-abortion groups, Visitors lobby: The Ivory Coast's N.Y. Times News Service economic gain. Robert Blakey, a law professor at the self-proclaimed president saw WASHINGTON — The argument that Two lower federal courts, finding that University ofNotre Dame who wrote much visitors Wednesday, lobbyingto con­ abortion clinics can invoke the federal the groups' actions were aimed at driving ofthe RICO legislation while serving as a solidate his constitutional claim as racketeering law to sue violent anti-abor­ abortion clinics out of business rather Senate staff counsel, had an uphill battle the military pledged to support his tion protest groups got a receptive hear­ than making money for themselves, held in which he never found his equilibrium. rival, the prime minister. ing at the Supreme Court on Wednesday. that RICO did not apply and dismissed a The question of whether the law re­ As their past decisions indicated, the jus­ suit brought by the National Organiza­ quires economic motive, and whether it Reservation expressed: Pres tices appeared reluctant to write into the tion for Women on behalf of two abortion can apply to abortion clinic protests, has identClinton expressed reservations Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Orga­ clinics. been in the lower courts for years. Wednesday that "a full-blown crisis" nizations Act any limits that Congress But "Congress didn't say a word about This case, which began in 1986, as­ with North Korea can be averted did not put there when it passed the law economic motive" when it wrote the law, sumed particular significance eariier this and said that if conflict conies he is in 1970. sure the United States can "do what Fay Clayton, a lawyer for NOW, said at year after the Supreme Court ruled in an we need to do." The question for the Court on Wednes­ the beginning of her argument. unrelated case that federal judges did not day was whether the racketeering law, It was a simple argument that the have authority to protect abortion clinics Racist kills: The gunman who known as RICO, requires proof that the justices, well versed in RICO's intricacies from violent protests under a section of a turned a commuter rail car into a defendants — in this case, Operation from a series of Supreme Court decisions 19th-century law, the Ku Klux Klan Act, terror train brimmed with racial Rescue and a coalition of clinic protest interpreting the law broadly, appeared to that numerous federal courts had invoked hatred and targeted the suburbs groups known as the Pro-Life Action find compelling. for that purpose. because he didn't want to embarrass New York's black mayor.

Clinton Signs: President Clinton signed legislation Wednesday creat­ German court convicts violent neo-Nazis ing the largest free-trade zone and used the ceremony to prod other By TERRENCE PETTY Peters, 26, and Lars Christiansen, said the two may have felt emboldened nations to "seize the moment and Associated Press 20, were convicted by a state supreme by anti-foreigner sentiment in German close the deal" on liberalized global BONN, Germany — A neo-Nazi got courtinSchleswigfortheNov.23,1992, society. trading rules. life in prison Wednesday and his side­ firebombing of a Turkish apartment He mentioned last year's drive by kick 10 years for a 1992 firebombing house in Moelln, a town near Hamburg. politicians to close Germany's borders that killed three Turks. The ruling was Christiansen's 10-year sentence is the to asylum-seekers, and the residents Weather hailed as proof that Germany is serious maximum penalty for someone 21 years who cheered as extremists firebombed about locking up violent admirers of old or younger. a Rostock asylum shelter three months Adolf Hitler. Justice authorities have been accused before the Moelln attack, High: 60 • The term handed down to Michael of being too lenient with young right- Low: 42 Peters was the first life sentence for a wing extremists or handling investiga­ A spokesman for the Frankfurt Jew­ neo-Nazi assailant since a wave of right- tions so badly that acquittals were in­ ish community, Michel Friedman, said s hope... but not for us." a harsh sentence was long overdue. '"I -Franz Kafka wing attacks began in 1990. Germany evitable. has no death penalty. In his verdict, Judge Hermann Ehrich just hope it has a deterrent effect."

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By ROSE MARTELLI important as Western culture," Smith careers on a small, concentrated area, the best education we can get," said Trin­ Duke Student Government legislators said. and to expect them to change their spe­ ity sophomore Peggy Cross. Originally, heavily debated a resolution about diver­ The intent ofthe legislation is not to re­ cialties is ignorant and a waste," said the legislation suggested evaluations for sity in the undergraduate curriculum design the structures of individual ma­ Trinity freshman Brian Wise. all departments, primarily history, mu­ which narrowly passed Wednesday night. jors but to create a greater number of Some students said that rather than sic, political science, art and art history, The legislation proposes that "each de­ course offerings for students who want to ask current faculty to re-focus their areas English and philosophy. But the citation partment form a committee with student learn about non-Western perspectives, of expertise, new faculty with different of these seven departments was deleted members to evaluate the diversity ofits Grose said. concentrations should be hired. because legislators opposed naming spe­ course offerings for the major and pro­ For example, all ofthe courses offered "There's nothing wrong with demand­ cific departments in a proposal that was pose changes where necessary in order to by the philosophy department focus on ing the best professors Duke can get. intended to address all departments. provide a more global perspective." It Western philosophy, while none concern There's nothing wrong with demanding passed 32-29. non-Western philosophy, Grose said. The creators ofthe legislation, Trinity "We want to make options available sophomores Christian Grose and Jaelae and equal for everyone to make their own Editor's note Smith, said the legislation represents the choices," he said. belief of many students that the curricu­ A much debated amendment to the The Chronicle ceases daily publication for winter break with this issue. On lum does not focus enough on non-West­ legislation calls for faculty to research Monday, the newspaper will publish its biannual exam break issue enwrapped ern contributions. new areas oftheir disciplines in order to in a special four-page trustees' edition. Daily publication will resume Jan. 6. "The curriculum is too one-sided. It offer more diverse subjects. The staff of the 89th volume wishes its readers a happy New Year. says that different cultures weren't as 'Tenured faculty have spenttheirwhole

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Trinity was attentive to student needs." pending health care reforms. will become the new director of student senior Paul Hudson, president of DSG, Now that Christmas is living in Because reforms are expected to involve health services as of Jan. 1. said he was impressed with Christmas' Durham, he has begun acclimating him­ health alliances, student health's affiliation "Bill Christmas was the unanimous grasp of student issues when they met self with the University's student health with family medicine will make the antici­ first choice of everyone all along," said Dr. this summer. services. pated changes easier, Christmas said. James Michener, chief of the division of "Christmas seemed more aware ofthe Before making any changes, Christ­ Besides his numerous publications and family medicine and chair of the search realities of student life and more excited mas said he wants to see how student societal memberships, Christmas has committee that recommended Christmas. about working with students than the health works. served as the medical director at the In conversations with topstuden t health other candidates," Hudson said. One problem he wants to address im­ University ofRochester University Health centers nationwide, "[Dr. Christmas'] While at the University of Vermont mediately, however, is improving com­ Services in New York from 1980-1981, name kept on coming up as someone we Christmas served as the faculty advisor munication and working relations with director of student health atthe University should try to get for the position," for UVM rescue, a student-run ambulance specialist physicians who treat students. ofVermontfrom 1982-1993and president Michener said. squad, for 11 years. Making appointments and tracking ofthe American College HealtlvAssocia- Christmas will succeed Dr. Howard "He was very, very attuned to college records with specialists is a particular tion from 1987-1988. Eisenson, who submitted his resignation last year allowing him to concentrate on family practice, research and teaching. As the new director, Christmas said he Pickens offers improved student service wants to strengthen ties between student By ANDREW DELIA were created, students were treated versity to look into ways to solve the health and student affairs, as well as Renovations at Pickens Health Cen­ along with family practice patients, said problem. improve communication and address ter have improved student access to Jean Hanson, clinical care coordinator. "We knew several years ago that we health care reform. health services. As a result, students had to compete had to do something for the students, For the first time, the director of stu­ During the summer, Pickens officials with Durham community members for but we didn't have the room," Hanson dent health services will report to both set aside six student exam rooms staffed appointments. said. "Over the winter we found out that the division of family medicine and stu­ with physicians that specialize in stu­ In the past, students with simple ail­ there would be six exam rooms added in dent affairs. dent care. ments often had to wait hours to use the Pickens and we decided to designate "Our hope is that we will be working "We have had almost no complaints acute care clinic. Patients were seen on those as the student health modules," toward strengthening health education this year and a lot of positive feedback a first-come-first-servedbasi s according she said. and creating more collaborative relation­ from the students," said Dr. Howard to the severity ofthe ailment. Besides setting aside student exam ships with other student affairs depart­ Eisenson, director of student health ser­ "Students were having to wait too long rooms, Pickens has also created a sepa­ ments," said Janet Dickerson, vice presi­ vices. to see a doctor," said Trinity junior Beth rate student waiting area. dent for student affairs. Students at Pickens praised the new Miller, a member ofthe student health With all the changes, "It will be easier In the past, the director of student facility. "I've had a lot of bad experiences advisory committee. "Duringflu season, for students to get doctors who they services only form.ally reported to the in the past three years [at Pickens], but students were waiting two or three hours like," Hanson said. division of family medicine. this experience was great," said Engi­ with fevers to get treatment because of Pickens has also hired five new doc­ Christmas said he wants to address neering senior Andi Roddy. overcrowding." tors and initiated a direct appointment problems such as alcohol abuse, .sexually Before the new student exam rooms Student complaints prompted the Uni­ line to improve service for students. Get The Class Come Home for THE Holidays. You ve Always Wanted. THE Summit Move into your new home today and be settled before the holidays !

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THURSDAY, DECEMBER 9, 1993 THE CHRONICLE Military history section takes notes from TV lecturer By MATT FRAMPTON hall at Duke, was moved into a state-of- Other students said TV teaching has schools. When some ofthe students enrolled in the-art TV studio on campus. "Hopefully this has been worth enough History 149 walked into their section The lectures are being broadcast live to "I really like it. If you miss anything, to the other schools to justify the inconve­ during the first week of the semester, UNC-Asheville, UNC-Chapel Hill and you can go down to the library and watch nience to us," Roland said. they were greeted not by their professor Wake Forest, where students can ask the tape again," said Trinity junior Eric Students at .all of the participating but by their teaching assistant and a Roland questions by microphone. Bobo. SCllQGis were told they could use the videotape. Only 44 students could fit in the TV This IS the nrst time a professor has professor's office hours, but most stu­ History professor Alex Roland is teach­ studio at Duke, so many oftlie students taught a class on camera at the University. dents have relied on teaching assistants, ing his popular military history class enrolled in the class had to watch video­ "Looking over the first of the teacher Roland said. using video tape this fall. He became tapes ofthe lectures in two other sections. evaluations, I have been fairly surprised," "I haven't really had a chance to talk to involved with the project when Richard Student reaction to this innovative Roland said. "I expected most students the professor, but it isn't necessarily a Kohn, a professor at the University of teaching method has been mixed. would dislike this manner of teaching. problem, I just have more interaction North Carolina at Chapel Hill, asked "On the first day I walked in and saw a But many seem to think the TA in the with the TA," Bobo said. "It's done on my him to teach the class on the UNC tele­ TA and a television," said Trinity junior class has made all the difference." own time." vision network. Once Roland agreed to Noel Miquiabas, a student in one ofthe Although student opinion has been Some students in the non-live video­ teach the class, the course, originally videotape sections. "I didn't pay $20,000 mixed at Duke, Roland said there have tape sections said they did not feel com­ scheduled to take place in a large lecture to watch a memorex ofthe class." been advantages to students at other fortable having to depend on a TA. "If I had a question in class, the best th_ TA could do was hit rewind," Miquiabas said. Organic chemistry class gets new teacher Others see a panoply of technological By ROBB CARROLL experienced lecturer," said Alvin difficulty for some students," Baldwin possibilities. This form of teaching will Organic chemistry had an extra twist Crumbliss, chair of the chemistry de­ said. Tou spend most of a semester get­ provide a collection of tapes that can act forstudentsinRichardPolniaszek'sclass partment. ting used to a particular lecturing style as an archive, said Richard White, dean this fall. With two weeks left in the Baldwin said that at the beginning of and sometimes it's difficult to change." of Trinity College. semester, they got a new teacher. the semester he had offered to t,ake over Students agree that the change has "We're always talking about how we Polniaszek, an assistant professor of the class if Polniaszek needed to leave not really affected their performance in are behind in technology and about the chemistry, left his position late last for another job. Baldwin and Polniaszek the class. "I think that Dr. Baldwin did a problem of class availability. We have to month to pursue a job in industry, leav­ collaborated on the class syllabus good job of teachingth e last few lectures," decide if we are going to expand the class ing his 300 students with a substitute "I told him that if the right position said Trinity sophomore Marc Harvey. to meet the need, or keep it personal. This lecturer for the last four classes. came along and leaving before the end of "In my opinion, it hasn't hurt us at will allow us to do both," White said. Polniaszek had been looking for work the semester was a condition of employ­ all," said Trinity sophomore Lee Yet Roland said he finds interaction since he was denied tenure by the Univer­ ment that I would help him out," Baldwin Bernhard. more difficultonthenetworksystem, and sity last spring. He took a position that said. Baldwin and Polniaszek asked The chemistry department often uses he said teaching on camera can be a bit began Dec. 1 at the Bristol-Myers Squibb James Bonk, director of undergraduate substitute lecturers, so many students constraining. pharmaceutical company in New Jersey, studies for the chemistry department, are accustomed to learning from differ­ He said however that he was elated by leaving his last four classes to be taught and Crumbliss for permission to make ent teachers, Bonk said. the technology he was able to utilize in by chemistry professor Steven Baldwin. the change. Polniaszek plans to return Dec. 17 to the studio, particularly an overhead cam­ "We have smoothed the transition by "It hasn't been difficult for me to move assist in grading final exams and as­ era that allowed him to project books, turning the class over to Dr. Baldwin, an into the class, but there may have been signing grades for the class. writing and photos to the class.

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The seminars will focus on the teens were running away, despite raised would go toward AIDS programs in student body ($5 for seniors and $12-15 for students' own needs and concerns, said medical evidence showing the bullet the community and at the Medical Center. underclassmen) or would be asked to give an Trinity sophomore Amie Myers, co-direc­ wounds ail were in the back. March John was not available for the concert, optional contribution. tor of the organization. supported Seagroves testimony by but the students were undaunted. They "We believe Duke sponsoring a concert "It will be very interactive—definitely reminding the jury that the shots made plans for another concert this year in Cameron is a really important state­ not lectures," Myers said. entered the back at oblique angles, and sold T-shirts, raising $1,200 for an ment that Duke is taking responsibility CARE is involved in one more project: a implying that the defendant shot the organization that sponsors a home to for the issue [of AIDS]," King said. comprehensive "youth statement" that is intruders more from the side than house AIDS patients while they receive The proposal was rejected by senior being written in collaboration with other directly in the rear. treatment at the Medical Center. class president Kevin Maillard because North Carolina colleges and universities. In other proceedings Wednesday, The Conference for AIDS Research and the concert is traditionally free to se­ The two page statement will focus on Seagroves' wife Meribeth testified Education, as the group is called, has now niors, King said. However, CARE is plan­ students' opinions about the field of AIDS that four policeofficers who were inher grown to about twenty students. CARE ning to hold a referendum next semester research and education and what needs house after the shooting "said they members have been working on several to determine senior's opinions on the to be changed or enhanced in the future, would have done the same thing." projects for this year, including: matter. Maillard was unavailable forcom- King said. Mrs. Seagroves wasn't at home • the benefit concert, to be held in ment. The statement will be mailed to the when the shooting occurred, but Cameron Indoor Stadium; Another option, which CARE members student governments of as many schools drove up shortly afterward. ' education of Triangle area high have discussed with students at the Uni­ as possible, he said. Before the psychiatrist began tes­ school students about AIDS prevention; versity ofNorth Carolina at Chapel Hill, Many universities are not involved timony, a Durham man jumped from • a collaborative statement from stu­ is to have the concert at UNC-CH. enough with AIDS issues because of res­ the spectator's section and walked dents at N.C. schools expressing their The most immediate event CARE is ervations, said Trinity junior Liz Griff, toward the front of the courtroom, views on what is being done about AIDS; planning is a benefit dinner featuring a youth statement co-coordinator. saying in a loud voice, "I cannot • a benefit dinner on Feb. 11. live band on Feb. 11. Most ofthe food has "There are a lot of schools that don't allow this to happen." The jury was "It's very exciting to hear such enthusi­ been donated by Durham businesses. want to deal with condom use and sexual not in the room at the time. astic and energetic plans," said Linda Ticket prices will be around $20, but activity on campus," Griff said. The man, Curtis Gatewood, was Carl, coordinator of health education. CARE will solicit donations by sororities, The statement will be presented to hustled out of the courtroom by lhsteadofholdingtheirownconcert,CARE fraternities, and other living groups to Kristine Gebbe, President Clinton's na­ sheriffs deputies and later was held has recently suggested working with the subsidize tickets for .students. The student tional AIDS policy coordinator. CARE in contempt of court by Superior senior class to make the senior concert a cost should be around $12, King said. has invited Gebbe to come to campus next Court Judge J.B. Men. benefit event, with the money from ticket CARE also has plans to bring Medical semester to accept the statement and Thejudge gave him a suspended sales going toward AIDS care and educa­ Center doctors into Durham area high speak to students from the University tion. Seniors would either be expected to pay schools in April to teach students about and from Durham area high schools.

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It's not a life choice some­ Price was a senior, agreed that it was not "If I didn't care passionately about this In addition to his 40-year writing ca­ one makes in the sixth grade to be some difficult to acquire alcohol off campus place, I wouldn't even bother to open my reer, Price collaborated with another na­ bookwormy, nerdy person who derives no during the 1950s. He also said although mouth," he said. tive Carolinian, James Taylor on joy fromlife. " alcohol was forbidden, fraternities found During his childhood, Price began sub­ "Copperline." He was also a co-writer for Price pursued his own intellectual devel­ ways around the rules. consciously to amass knowledge. Fasci­ Taylor's new album. opment as an undergraduate at the Univer­ Contrary to Applewhite and Chappell, nated with his relatives' stories about the As a teacher, Price has helped students sity in 1951. Apart fromhi s four years at Price said he had an "extremely wide" old South, Price cites his family's "gift for nurture their own intellectual goals. As a Oxford as a Rhodes scholar, Price has spent circle of friends and never saw people narrative language" as a major influence freshman English instructor in 1958, one his career in the gothic wonderland. drinking on campus. on his interest in writing and learning. of Price's first students was 16-year old In his essay, "Welcome to High Cul­ Applewhite and Chappell met Price Often, Price's mother would order him to A.B. Duke scholar Anne Tyler, the author ture," Fred Chappell, an English profes­ one night in 1955 when they staggered go outside and play with the other chil­ of "An Accidental Tourist." Price contin­ sor at the University ofNorth Carolina at into his room drunk. Chappell later wrote dren, but he was so intrigued by the ues to teach classes on Milton and cre­ Greensboro who went tocolleg e with Price, that he expected Price to greet them with, stories being told that he would sneak ative writing. described Price's dorm room as "an en­ "Hello, jerks. Welcome to High Culture." back in and listen to the adults reminisce. In 1984 Price's outlook on life changed tirely different univeree." In contrast to Instead, Chappell found Price to be Price's intellectual interests served as dramatically when doctors discovered a the Playboy pinups on the walls of fresh­ polite and amiable, and was so impressed a source of stability during his childhood, 10-inch highly malignant tumor running man rooms, Chappell remembers repro­ by him that he began asking Price to edit because his father's job as a travelling along his spinal cord. ductions of Botticelli, Blake, and Matisse his writing. salesman forced his family to move from Price underwent radiation treatment to adorning Price's walls. Price used his college experiences to town to towni n North Carolina. In every kill the tumor which resulted in paraplegia The University's atmosphere has help him write his Founder's Day speech. school he attended, Price fed his "terrific Three years later, doctors removed the tu­ changed a great deal since Price was an Alcohol has a devastating effect students appetite" for learning and reading. mor using a new type of surgery, but Price undergraduate. Not only has the under­ because it decreases their hunger for "Without having any consciousness of still does not have use ofhis legs. Changes graduate population almost doubled since knowledge, he said. it at all and without having anybody in have occurred in both mind and body. the 1950s, but when Price was an under­ "It was certainly no garden of Eden of the family making a decision to train up "Once the immediate shock has passed, graduate, alcohol was illegal on campus. intellectual serenity back then, but there somebody to be a writer or a teacher, I I wish someone had said to me, "You are Price, who was a member of Phi Delta really was a gigantic change. It was a was probably born with some genetic no longer Reynolds Price. Who do you Theta, said his fraternity had social events sober place," Price said. bent for using the English language in an want to be?' Your only real choice is to but that alcohol was never a part ofthem . The residential system at the Univer­ interestingnarrative fashion," Price said. invent a whole new life." Chappell said many students drank sity needs tob e overhauled, he said. Fra­ By the time he was a junior in high "A Whole New Life" is exactly what during the 50s, but it just did not happen ternities are not "innately wicked," but he school Price knew he wanted to pursue Price has titled his new autobiographical in Price's circle of friends. wonders why they have exclusive rights two professions—writing and teaching. account ofhis ordeal with spinal cancer, "That's one of the things a fraternity over prime pieces of campus real estate. His break as a writer came at the end of due out next spring. was good for—a place to keep your bottle. "Getting rid of fraternities is by no his senior year during writer Eudora Although Price's means of mobility have No one went dry who wanted to drink means a priority," Price said. "My priority Welty's visit tocampus . changed, his pursuit of intellectualism back then," Chappell .said. "Reynolds was is getting a sane, civilized and encourag­ After reading the firstshor t story Price has not. He has merely decided toexpan d the kind of person the fraternitiesuse d to ing system of residential life." wrote, Welty asked him if she could show his intellectual shrine toinclud e his life­ bring in to raise their GPA up so they Price said his criticism last year on it to her agent. Her agent immediately long home—Duke University.

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Merging Network Communications resources are allocated, Campbell said. said jokingly. and the Telecommunications Department could prove "This is a large corporation and it simply takes time The visiting committee also stressed the need to to be difficult, he said. to plan for changes and implement them," he said. increase funding for personnel to manage the The visiting committee stressed that the University Keohane said she hopes not to thwart upcoming University's computing services. should move forward with completing DukeNet as computing initiatives, but decisions will need to be "In each ofthe five major areas ofthe institution, the quickly as possible. In May, the Board of Trustees made on a case by case basis before the new adminis­ proportion of total computing funding being allocated to approved the extension of DukeNet to campus buildings trator is appointed. personnel costs is significantly below the industry stan­ not already connected. The project, which will cost $4.06 "The most difficult thing this year is deciding what dard," according to the visiting committee's report. million, is scheduled to be completed by September. we can move forward with," she said. The University's fragmented and uncoordinated com­ But beyondDukeNet's installation, fundingfor main­ Improvements to the University's electronic mail sys­ puting structure also needs substantial improvement, tenance and improvements has yet to be decided. tem, which the visiting committee strongly criticized, according to the committee. The committee's technical suggestions centered on are making progress, Campbell said. Keohane allocated "There is a huge awareness that we need to have a the relationship between mainframe and distributing $300,000 to the project earlier this year, he said. reformed organization," Campbell said. "I don't think computing. The search fora chief informations officer comes four we are going to encounter tremendous road blocks." "I was less impressed with the comments on the years after the University received a near-failing grade Palmer disagreed, saying the relative autonomy and technical side," Palmer said. "[The committee] was not for computing from the Southern Association of Col­ territorial nature of different units might thwart reor­ quite up to date on things." leges and Schools Accreditation Review. The association ranked the University's computing "well below average" in November 1988, placing it in the 20th to 25th percentile among 100-125 research universities. Since the accreditation, the University has begun installing DukeNet, a fiber-optic computer communi­ >y Good Reading Makes cation network into dorms and academic buildings as well as expanding public clusters for students. The University spends less ofits money on comput­ ing support than most institutions of higher learning, according to the visiting committee's report. "" Great Gifts The University spent about 3 percent ofits funding' SACRED CLOWNS in 1991-92 on central computing expenses, below a by Tony Hillerman standard of about 4.5 percent. The visiting committee also criticized the University's Harper Collins, $23.00 purchasing pattern. In this budgeting system each Jim Chee and Joe Leaphorn search for the link between the murder of a Pueblo department and school is treated as a separate entity. "There has never been a budget line for [comput­ tribal official, the death of a school teacher, and the loss of an invaluable Pueblo ing,]" said Richard Palmer, professor of physics and tribal memento in Hillerman's latest superb mystery. member ofthe University's most recent computing task force. "In the past, a number of senior leaders have not had the vision to see the importance of computing." 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Each appeal for part-time sta­ Trustees must weigh impact of tuition hike date for declaration of part-time status is tus made after the deadline is considered Once again, the Board ofTrustees is The two-tiered system, however, does also printed each semester on the sheet of with full knowledge of and sensitivity to those appeals which have gone before. pondering a massive tuition hike. On have merit. It conveniently hits pro­ registration information sent to students in the Trinity College of Arts and Sci­ Only extraordinary circumstances can the table is a proposal to raise millions spective students and their parents who ences, as well as in the information pro­ justify an exception toth e deadline. While of dollars by creating a two-tiered un­ have no voice in the process of deter­ vided by the Office ofthe Registrar. some individuals feel this policy is harsh, dergraduate tuition structure: return­ mining tuition. Yet, while they have no Two issues have shaped the uts intent is to be fair to all students. ing students would face a 4.9 percent power to influence tuition decisions, University's policy on part-time status, During orientation sessions for stu­ increase in tuition, while incoming stu­ . they at least have the power to go else­ one academic and one fiscal. In 1987 a dents preparing to study abroad, stu­ dents would be saddled with a $1,000 where. Returning students, feel com­ task force on part-time status was estab­ dents .are specifically reminded that al­ charge above the 4.9 percent tuition hike. pelled to remain at Duke to complete lished by the provost to examine the in­ though they are away from Duke, they Members of the Class of 1994 paid their degrees. fluence on campus intellectual life of hav­ will have to adhere to regulations and $13,760 for the 1990-91 academicyear; The administration will introduce, ing part-time degree students living in deadlines that apply to all students. Re­ this year, they will pay $16,720—an at the trustees' request, a long-term the dormitories. As a result of the task cently, printed information from the of­ increase of nearly 22 percent (inflation tuition policy. This policy will outline force's findings, a policy was adopted by fice of foreign academic programs has during that period was less than 13 the principles that will guide tuition the University allowing undergraduates called particular attention to events and percent). Next year, returning students decisions in the future. While such a to declare part-time status only in their deadlines that will occur during a could pay more than $17,440. Theques- policy is certainly a step in the right last semester, and restricting part-time student's absence from campus, includ­ tion that students .and parents already direction, it will be worthless unless students from living in University hous­ ing the deadline for declaration of part- ask, and one that the trustees must real parameters limiting tuition in­ ing. This remains the current policy, al­ time "status. address, is whether or not a Duke edu­ creases are set. though some see the availability of part- Students consideringapplyingfor part- cation has improved so significantly The University should tie tuition in­ time status as contradictory to the time status should make them aware over the last four years so as to justify creases to some independent index, such University's challenge to students to cre­ that part-time status will make them such increases. as the Consumer Price Index, to estab­ ate a strong liberal arts curriculum dur­ inelegible for housing on campus and lish stability in the system. Rather than ing their entire undergraduate experi­ ineligible for annual academic honors. To many students, a Duke degree is ence, taking advantage ofthe wide vari­ creating its own number, the Univer­ The senior year offers the best opportu­ exorbitantly overpriced consideringthe ety of courses offered. nity to engage in independant study, par­ sity should determine a range in which education they receive here. Inordi­ The second issue is a fiscal one. As ticipate in honors programs, and study in nately large classes, inaccessible pro­ increases can fall. A family sending a stated in the Bulletin, "So that the num­ small, interactive classes atthe graduate fessors and indifferent administrators child to Duke should be able to gauge ber of part-time students can be taken level. Students should seize these oppor­ combine with regular, above-inflation tu- with relative accuracy how much tu­ into account in enrollment and budget tunities as a capstone to their University ition will cost in four years. decisions, seniors must plan ahead and experience. Some administrators and trustees The cost of higher education, in both register their intention to be part-time point to Duke's low tuition when com­ private and public institutions nation­ one year in advance of the semester of pared to other elite universities such as wide, is spiralling out of control. The part-time status," Since tuition dollars Martina Bryant Stanford and Harvard. If Duke intends wealthy will be able to afford tuition, no contribute significantly to the operating Associate Dean, Trinity College to compete with these universities, they matter how much it increases; the lower budget ofthe institution, in planning the argue, it must raise its tuition to compa­ middle class will qualify for federal and budget it is necessary to know the num­ Sharon Grimes rable levels. This "keeping up with the institutional aid that will cover the in­ ber of full-time students for the upcoming Interim Assistant Dean, Trinity College Joneses" argument shows the creases. But the middle class, too rich to year. Accordingly, the University requires University's insecurity as an institu­ qualify for aid but too poor to afford students to declare their intent well in and eight others tion. Duke can and should be willing to tuition, may find itself squeezed out of stand on its own when necessary. Its higher education. Bible teaches acceptance, not prejudice tuition should reflect the needs of its Is a couple of thousand bucks really community, not the competition. worth it? I am writing in response to recent let­ beginning to accept women as equals, ters about homosexuality and religion. I and it has been several years since the cannot understand those who condemn idea of women as property has been dis­ On the record homosexuality as a sin. It is worthy to go missed. This same progression of thought through and quote the Bible, but it is should apply to all people. Duke is a very funny university—it has no soul. It's always looking at what the important to put its writings in the con­ I was raised with a Christian back­ competition is doing. text of the times. ground, of which I am proud, but I was The Bible was written hundreds of taught that God is caring and compas­ Zoology professor Steve Vogel, on the University's priorities years ago in times when homosexuality sionate and that we should treat our was neither accepted nor discussed. De­ neighbors as ourselves. We must demon­ spite all the discussion about homosexu­ strate understanding and compassion for THE CHRONICLE ality today, our society has yet to under­ all people, regardless of gender, religion, stand it. How then could these people be race, nationality, or sexual preference. Peggy Krendl, Editor expected to understand something that No one of us wants to be persecuted or Michael Saul, Executive Editor was never discussed? personally attacked; therefore, we should Bany Eriksen, General Manager As many people still are today, they were not attack others in this way. We are a Chris Myers, Editorial Page Editor scared of what they did not understand. community, and these prejudices are di­ Geoffrey Green, University Editor Alison Stuebe, University Editor We must keep in mind that the writ­ visive. We must learn to accept each Dave Royster, Sports Editor Scott Halpern, Medical Center Editor ings in the Bible are its' authors interpre­ other's differences and realize that these Carol Venable, Arts Editor Rebecca Christie, City & State Editor tations ofthe events. The Bible is a dy­ differences will make us a stronger com­ Jennifer Greeson, Senior Editor Amy Reed, Senior Editor namic work; it is progressive in its mes­ munity, and a stronger society. Paul Orsulak, Photography Editor Chad Sturgill, Photography Editor sage just as any other great work oflitera- Jonathan Herzog, Graphics Editor Sue Newsome, Advertising Manager ture. Consider the role of women today Catherine North Alan Welch, Production Manager Jen Soininen, Student Advertising Manager Bob Gilbreath, Business Manager Sharon Morgan, Billing & Credit Manager versus Biblical times. Yet society is now Engineering '96 Kathy McCue, Creative Services Manager

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EXPLOITATION

The top 10 media exploitation stories of 1993. If you read only one column the rest of this year, make it this one. page 3

R&R's top 15 books of 1993 are revealed just in time for the holidays! Now you'll know what to read while you're on break, page 4

MOVIES

A recap of all the best in film this past year, including the Freewater Top 10 list, page 5 In The Piano, Holly Hunter and Harvey Keitel turn in powerful performances, page 9

Lots of lists of the best albums of the year, pages 6,7,8 The No Alternative compilation and the Kate Bush album reviewed within, page 10 PAGE 2 / THE CHRONICLE R&R WEEKLY MAGAZINE THURSDAY. DECEMBER 9, 1993 EDITOR'S NOTE Maryln Schwartz New Times in the Old South Or Why Scarlett's in Therapy and Tara's Going Condo

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by Jay Mandel they possibly be dumber than Beavis and Butthead? As the good name of hip-hop. Quite frankly, Snoop Doggy a side note, some parents whose son set fire to the Dogg has a little more leeway. He never defined himself I have a minor confession to make. It's not one that family home while watching B&B have filed suit against in role model terms. 2PAC, on the other hand, has a will distinguish me from the majority of tax-paying MTV (for one count of God Knows What). Only four current single entitled "Keep Ya Head Up" that pays citizens, nor will it jeopardize my chances in the 2016 words of advice for the parents: Parental Supervision. homage to the courage and perseverence of black presidential elections, nor will it even cost me my Huh, huh. women. It also discourages rape, irresponsible sex and position as a campus journalist. restriction of reproductive rights. "Innocent until proven I like smutty, muckraking, banana 8. Waco, Texas Another guilty" without a doubt, but we've got a potential yellow, morally questionable jour­ toughy. Nothing really Hypocrite of the Millenium Award here. The smut nalism. In fact, I love it. Give me all that funny about a factor plays a part only in the framing of this story. Maury Povich or give me death. blown up compound Black male violence is a white American drug. Try Show me Lady Di or make me cry. and scores of dead doing an expose of Motley Crue or Guns N Roses as a And a little blood won't hurt either. Americans. Suffice it to Newsweek cover story and you'd be laughed out of The dirtier the better, the more vio­ say, however, that the journalism. lent the better, the more inner circle, Branch Davidians and multinational conspiracy vou can get, the FBI made perfect 4. Heidi Fleiss $10,000 a night call girls. A black book the better!! dancing partners. Guns, filled with the names of many Hollywood power play­ Rescue 911, A Current Affair, unnecessary violence ers. This one is just too good to believe. Initially, I felt Cops. These are my staples. They and brainwashing have slightly ambivalent about the Fleiss revelations. I be­ are to my college existence what found infinite points of lieve, however, that the best is yet to come. Made for TV pain pills are to Michael Jackson. A entry into both Christi­ movies are just the tip of the iceberg here. We're talking bittersweet addiction. anity and the Federal Barbara Walters, revelations from all the major tab­ So here are some reflections on Government. Also give loids, studio scandals, tales of sordid sex parties, maybe the best ofthe worst of 1993. Occa­ the NRA some tangen­ even a special issue of People Magazine. High poten­ sionally I might interrupt the purely 11K great gloved one tial credit for this one. tial. Look for it in '94. fantastical and voyeuristic with some hardhitting criti­ 7. Joey Buttafuoco To be totally honest, this is really 3. The Menendez Brothers I had the remarkable cal analysis. Don't mind me, I'm just trying to maintain last year's story. I just love saying that name, though. privilege of going to high school with Eric Menendez. a little dignity. Buttafiioco, Buttafiioco, Buttafuoco. Great, great stuff. And no, I happen to like my parents very much, thanks. Incidentally, this story has a nice little twist that is Personal attachments aside, I've got to take these boys 10. The Program The Academy Award nominee for reminiscent of a Smut Story later in our list. Several Best Picture, The Program,, most of which was filmed to task. If you're going to kill your parents, for Christ's months ago, Joey's wife Maiy Jo said, "If I really sake, don't buy a Porsche and 15 restaurants the next at an illustrious American research university, insti­ believed Joey Buttafuoco had an affair with Amy Fisher, gated a string of highway deaths a couple of months day. Motive, guys, motive. Now you're trying to plead I'd cut his testicles off." Now that Fisher has been child abuse. That's like Charles Manson pleading san­ ago. Attempting to imitate a scene from the film in sentenced for attempting to rub Mary Jo out, and Joey which football players lie in the middle of an interstate ity at his parole hearing. The swastika on your forehead has admitted sleeping with Fisher, pleading guilty to is a little distracting, Chuck. Sorry, I don't buy it. as an exhibition of bra very/mental incompetency, two statutory rape, we could get several more made-for-TV midwestern teenagers are fatally hit by automobiles. 2. Michael Jackson I have very little insight here. movies out of this beauty. Not to mention a squeaky Money Grubbing Parents vs. One Very Weird Dude. Hmmm. In no way is this a funny or pleasurable story. voiced Buttafuoco. Keep your fingers crossed. It's really impossible to tastefully extract humor from The operative question: If Michael Jackson goes to 6. Bill Clinton's haircut Bill Clinton has a $200 haircut prison, does he get to bring his monkey, Bubbles? And this anecdote so I'm not going to try. Let me just say that aboard Air Force One, delays a couple of planes at the these kids needed a major league CAT scan and that how will animal rights activists respond? Los Angeles airport and suddenly it's a national scan­ 1. John and Lorena Bobbit What can one say? Husband football coaches need to chill out a little bit. Really, dal. Only in America. The guy looks good, cut him folks, it's just a game. rapes wife. Wife cuts penis off. Penis in the bushes. some slack. Besides, we got another really great name Man in pain. Male castration nightmare. Female re­ 9. Beavis and Butthead Only one word: cool. MTV's out ofthis story. The Belgian barber's name? Cristophe. venge fantasy. And, for once, a sex criminal gets what rather brilliant and utterly self-referential take on the Cristophe of Beverly Hills, no less. Wonderful. 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So in accor- _^^_^___^__ THE VANISHING (Tim Krabbe) How Kingsolver sucks dance with tradition far can the individual push himself the marrow fromth e (and our editor's de­ toward committing an act of evil? Can conservative wing's mands) we wish to he coldly distill the chlorofom, kidnap family values man­ present our choices the victim and murder like it was natu­ tra by making the for "The Best Books ral? Can he murder again? These are case for single moth­ of 1993." While no questions Krabbe dissects with razor ers, interracial list is ever complete, sharp precision by skinning the mask adoption and com- we urge — no, de­ off a good father and husband to reveal m u n i t y . mand — you to pe­ a bogeyman that haunts and haunts Kingsolver's in­ ruse the following until yourbackis soaking wet and your sight, humor, and works. spine is tingling with fear. in-touch-with-real- ity approach shows THE ROBBER THE VIRGIN SUICIDES (Jeffrey once and for all that BRIDE (Margaret Eugenides) Enough twenty-something the likes of Rush Atwood) With her generational references to last your Limbaugh are characteristic ability three minute attention span. Who bumbling miscre­ to pin emotion to pa­ couldn't fall in love with a novel that ants. per like butterflies to makes reference to the TV Indian that paste-board, Atwood cried as he paddled his canoe through MEMORIES explores love, a polluted stream. Oh, how it will THAT SMELL friendship, treach­ make you pine for Marlin Perkins and LIKE GASOLINE (DavidWojnarowitz) Hugethemes ery, sex and death Jim of Mutual of Omaha's "Wild King­ like love, death, politics and disease are compacted with the devotion of dom." into an emotional booster shot that rocks whatever any good hobbyist. hold you thought you had on personal identity. CONDUCT UNBECOMING (Randy EINSTEIN'SDREAMS(AlanLightman)Fiveyears Shilts) Thoroughly researched and vividly reported, 36 VIEWS OF MOUNT FUJI (Cathy N. Davidson) into the 20th century a young patent clerk finds Shilts conducts his own search and destroy mission Professor Davidson found herself in Japan. You himself on the verge of redefining physics, particu­ ofthe United States military's ban on homosexuals. can find her in 304 F Allen Building. This autobio­ larly aspects ofthe fourth dimension. As he formu­ Coercion, entrapment and witch hunts — talk about graphical account of life in a foreign country is an lates his theory, his dreams become surreal vignettes your government engaging, insightful read that moves like lightning exploring our limited conceptions of time. It seems waste. as one epiphany follows another. Fascinating and Man has become enslaved by the ticking ofthe clock. often moving, this work examines culture and And the sound emanating from its innards is that of A TIDEWATER // ' i 1 I i .1 m identity from the most intimate perspective. If her the bomb of our own self-destruction. Read this MORNING (William classes are anything like this book register immedi­ novel, it's time to emancipate yourself. Styron) Cancer. Sla­ ately. very. World War II. t ' ,i KITCHEN (Banana Yoshimoto) Dear Diary: My Three threads of loss WHAT IS FOUND THERE (Adrienne Rich) If drag queen father owns a gay bar in downtown Tokyo and emotional tur­ you saw Rich on campus in November you should and insists on being called "Mom." And you thought moil that weave the have already bought your copy. If not, pick up this the Bradys' homelife was interesting. souls of the Virginia truly inspired collection of essays and rediscover Tidewater to the the beauty of words. Rich even has a section for ON THE PULSE OF MORNING (Maya Angelou) physical environ­ those of you who think you hate poetry. Now, go At Bill Clinton's inauguration Angelou may have ment and to each buy her poetry. stirred more than our collective conscience. She other. History and may have also reinvigorated this country's interest in irony never seemed WRITTEN ON THE BODY (Jeanette Winterson) poetry. If that's the case, SHE deserves to be presi­ so real. Or tragic. "4 iaewate ii] This is Winterson's worst book — self-indulgent dent. and sloppy past page forty. But dammit, it's still DAYS OF GRACE Winterson and the author of THE PASSION and ANGELS IN AMERICA: MILLENIUM AP­ (Arthur Ashe and Moraine SEXING THE CHERRY is still one ofthe most vital PROACHES (Tony Kushner) Ifyou can't make it to Arnold Rampersad) voices in modern lit. I'd even buy an American car Broadway to see this play do the next best thing and Ashe first had to deal with the prejudice of race. if she wrote the ad copy. read the script. It's AIDS, denial of sexuality and Then he had to deal with the prejudice of AIDS. And

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DECEMBER 9. 1993 Bootsy says, "I always listen t< Ted's Creme de la Creme from1993 : If this sounds good also check out... the Roof Off, 1974-1980; BossTon, I Was Razed Round lowship, Innercity Griots; Guru, Jazzmatazz Black Folks (but they did not no it) Liz Phair, Exile in GuyviUe Ice Cube, Lethal Injection PJ Harvey, 4-Track Demos I've heard her most Just received this one yesterday, but you know that In describing her greatness, hyperbole is virtually aptly described as a one the shit is dope. Yet again, the Cube is in a league ofhis impossible. This collection of her latest material, in its woman Rolling Stones. own when it comes to "hardcore" Hip-Hop. He pro­ virgin, stripped down form, seethes with emotional A truly empowering duced this one himself so the beats are phat, and the intensity. I'd gladly lick her legs until kingdom come. "feminist" manifesto, album contains (It's a reference to a song, really.) full of pain, remorse and an 11 minute ver­ If this sounds good also check sexual passion. 18 bril­ sion of Parlia­ out. .MeccaKormalJorred Up; Mecca liantly honest tracks, (his Alissa's Sensual Seven ment's "Bop Gun" Normal, Flood Plain; PJ Harvey, Rid album is eminently ac­ with George Clin­ 1. Idaho- Year After Year of Me; Spore, Spore cessible for both the XX ton. Warning: 2. Smashing Pumpkins-Siamese Dream and the XY. Eminently 3. Liz Phair-Exile in GuyviUe Still misogynist Ornette Coleman Boxed Set, essential too. Ifyou buy 4. Fugazi-/n on the Kill Taker as hell, why you Beauty is a Rare Thing one album this year... 5. Sebadoh-Bubble and Scrape gotta be like that? With six discs, this is quite an 6. Red House Painters-fled House Painters I If this sounds good also check out...Belly, Star, Cure, investment, but it pays off enormous If this sounds 7. 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Pearljam-Vs. Bishop ep; Madder Rose, Bring it Down; Smashing no-one what will take care of you; Roger Manning, tain multitudinous bonus tracks. Elvis: the king. 7. Digable Plane Pumpkins, Siamese Dream Roger Manning If this sounds good also check out...Velvet 8.KingKong-Fu Underground, Live MCMXCIII; Tom Waits. The are humpin') De La Soul, Buhloone Mindstate Polvo, Today's Active Lifestyles Rlack Rider An absolutely joyful experience. This album simul­ Unconventional guitar tunings and shifting rhythms taneously provokes sadness at the state of the world define the lush and dense sound of Polvo. There is a Dog Faced Hermans, Hum of Life while promoting a vision of a potentially multicultural strange, indefinable beauty to their compositions. From Firstly, this I and harmonious human kingdom. If everyone could Chapel Hill, the guitar emphasis of their sound is album is cer­ listen to this, everything would come eN FoCUS, and typical of Triangle rock, but their sound is truly unique. tainly not for what a wonderful world it would be. If this sounds good also check out...The Archers of everyone. This If this sounds good also check out.. Justin Warfield, Loaf, Icky Mettle; Superchunk, "on the mouth" Scottish band My Field Trip to Planet 9; Jungle Brothers, /. Beez Wit playsafascinat- I the Remedy, A Tribe Called Quest, Midnight Marauders Funkadelic, One Nation Under a Groove ing brand of I 1993 was a great year punk. From the I Digable Planets, for re-issues and this may powerful and I reachin' (a new refuta­ be the mightiest of them impassioned | tion of time and space) all. The title says it all. female vocalist, The brilliance of this Funk, groove and a po­ to the driving Jazz/Hip Hop amalgam litical treatise all in one. rhythms, to the L cannot be overstated. It Funkadelic's most con­ manic bursts of I basically deserves the sistently strong album trumpet, this al- C same kudos as the De La it even contains the gui­ bum seethes with anger at the male continuum of album, as a truly revolu­ tar god classic power and the horrors it has wrought. My personal tionary manifesto for a Brain." Definately get favorite of 1993. world of positive vibe. If this one, just for the funk If this sounds good also check out...Unwound, Fake you can't dig these plan­ of it. ets then you have no groove, indisputably. Train; Chris Knox, Meat; William S. Burroughs, Spare If this sounds good also check out... Parliament, Tear Ass Annie and other Tales nwa

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10) Superchunk On The Mouth My buddy Josh has this theory about Superchunk: "They're a totally Ameri­ can band. I mean, ifyou were to hop in the car and do the Kerouac thi you'd want On The Mouth in the tape deck." Whatever that means, I certainly agree with \^^R( Mothership Outer space chariot bearing Star him. Child and Funkenstein back to Earth when it 9) Fugazi In On The Killtaker deserves a global splanking. While they often sound the same, I figureyou'v e got to run with a good thing. And this is as good as its getting 4) Silver Jews Arizona Record (except for 13 Songs & Repeater). All comparisons to When I was in high school, I was in a band called past work aside, this is a rollicking album by any Ballistic Midget. We wrote songs in homage to beans, standard. Self-righteous? Maybe. Righteous? No doubt. sadomasochism, ourselves, and Rudy Ray Moore (the "Avenging Disco Godfather"). Then we recorded the 8) Roy Hargrove Of Kindred Souls whole moronic spew with a $20 tape player from K- I know nothing about jazz, but I know what I like, and Mart. We were sort of like the Silver Jews, except we this is sure likable. Hargrove's trumpet is understated sucked really bad. They write cool songs called "House yet powerful, and of the Bats" and "Bar Scene From Star Wars" and his band has the record on crappy equipment and really crank my Kate's Eight skills to paythe fid­ tractor. dler. You can . Smashing Pumpkins-Siamese Dream groove to this, or 3) Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream 1) Dinosaur I . The Breeders-Last Splash resttothis,ornurse Somehow critics always I Jr. Where Yoa | . FugazU/fi on the Kill Taker a broken heart back tend to focus on Billy I Been? . Archers of Loaf-My Mettle to health to this. Corgan's "demons" I J. Mascis .and ' . Led Zeppelin-Boxed Set when discussing his I company make the natural transformation into b . Pearljam-Vs. 7) Unrest Isabel band. How much more for a modern age: the guitar is still brutal, the rhythm . Digable Planets-Heachin' Bishop Ep revealing it would be to section still meaty, but these monsters can be sensitive, . King Kong- Funny Farm {...forwhen the pigs Not to take away focus on Corgan's ex­ too. There's chimes, timpani... hell, Mascis even sings re humpin') from their other'93 pressive guitar, Jimmy falsetto. Progressing from good to better to the per­ release Perfect Chamberlain's more fectly-evolved rock and roll beat, Dinosaur Jr. proves Teeth, but this is than solid drumming, that maturation doesn't mean extinction. such a compact primer in the ways of Unrest. Irony and the glorious songwriting, hip cultural allusions ("Teenage Suicide"); ethereality and the sexually ["Wednesday & Proud"); annoying, droning noise ambiguent vocals that leave you swimming through an ("Wharton Hockey Club"); and occasional perfection innocent nightmare. Sometimes bands get huge for a ("Yes She Is My Skinhead Girl"). The other three tunes reason. round out their sometimes limited but always fascinat­ ing repertoire. 2) Archers of Loaf Icky Mettle Best debut album ofthe year, best shows ofthe year...oh 6) The Breeders Last Splash Kim Deal in tube socks is bad enough, but I almost lose it when she sings "bang, bang" on "Divine Hammer." Rat's Divine Nine Perhaps "Cannonball" is the single of the year? All told, as catchy as a cold. 1. PJ Harvey-flid of Me 2. Smashing Pumpkins-Siamese Dream 5) Pavement Westing (by musket and sextant) 3. Cypress Hil\-Black Sunday 4. Fugazi-/n on the Kill Taker "History," wrote Marx, "occurs twice: the first time as tragedy, the second as farce." Where does that leave 5. Tom Waits-T/ie Black Rider Westing, a collection of hard to find Pavement Eps and 6. Neneh Cherry-Homebrew singles? Simply as further evidence that they are the 7. Liz Phair-aExiie in GuyviUe most innovative new band of this young decade. If this 8. Gum-Jazzmatazz ain't revolutionary, I don't know what is. 9. No Alternative Compilation

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This year and set him loose in a recording sludio. marked the return of one of rock's most Barkmarket: They caress the mosl deli­ underrated bands. Their best effort to date. cate recesses of the heart like no one 3. Monster Magnet - Superjudge What do else. you get when you cross Black Sabbath 7. Cathedral - The Ethereal Mirror and Kiss? A sex-crazed hypochondriac Vknow, there's nothing that makes your that wears makeup? Um...yeah...but you insides tingle like the fear of annihilation. also get the musical zygote for an amazing Yep, the primordial crawl ofthis dismal outfit headed by Dave Wyndorf. Their platter and a bowl of Wheaties is ali major label debut is one ofthe year's most need to start the day right...eve n if! don't innovative doses of fist-through-ribcage know what the hell "ethereal" means. magic. By Steve Marlin 6. Death - Individual Thought Patterns 2. My Sister's Machine - WaBBower In­ The characteristic throatiness of head credible name. Incredible band. Incred- Bruce Hornsby is back from the Dead and sounding better Death guy Chuck Schuldiner is enough lo ible sophomore effort. This combination than ever. The singer and keyboard player who first made scare the living hell out of any respirating SPECIAL TO R&R of relentless power and uncompromising a name for himself with the ballad "The Way It Is," recently mammal. Yet. when deciphered, the iyr- Power Tools emotion can subtract years from your life, played a show at Ovens Auditorium in Charlotte to promote ics reflect an unbelievable insight and creativity that you just can't shake a Includes "Inside Of Me," the song ofl993. his new album "Harbor lights." scepter at. 1. Tod • Undertow "This is necessary!" These guys rule. Period. Hfii! This was the Virginia native's first road trek without his former backing band, the Range, and his first since his celebrated excursion with the Grateful Dead (he played more by Joe Neisser, Jazz Director at WXDU than 100 shows with the band after the death of keyboardist Brent Mydland.) Over the last three years, Hornsby has also The Billy Tipton Memorial Saxophone Quartet, Saxhottse Adopting as their namesake Billy Tipton, the female sax player who played on more than forty albums with artists including Bob spent her life in a male persona in order to get work as a big band musician, these four players are unified into an excellent ensemble. Dylan, Bonnie Raitt, Don Henley, and many others. The album features great arrangements of original compositions as well as several traditional and klezmer pieces. AH the music is anchored by a rock steady rhythm, and each ofthe players is terrific. The driving force behind the band is Amy Denio, veteran of The wild, free form show lasted nearly three hours, several progressive campaigns. This is engaging, accessible, progressive jazz at its best. bouncing from genre to genre— exploring pop, rock, jazz, blues, and gospel. Backed by a new seven piece band, Sandy Weston / Melba liston, Volcano Blues Reunited 25 years after their first round of historic collaborations, this team has Hornsby played a good mix of songs from all four of his produced brilliantly again. Randy Weston has become a true master of all pan-African music. Here as on his other recent releases, albums and added almost a dozen audience requests by Weston adds a mid-size band of world-class players. The overall effect is a bit like listening to Thelonious Monk and Duke Ellington other artists. The highlight ofthe concert was covers ofthe with Olatunji. Also in the mix is Texas family blues manjohnny "Clyde" Copeland. Melba Liston does the arrangements and the band Grateful Dead's "Aiko-Aiko" and "Not Fade Away." More is directed by Talib Kibwe. It would be very difficult to overrate this recording. than 100 fans took Hornby's invitation to dance on stage as Son Sa, Somewhere Else Unfortunately for us. Sun Ra has gone on somewhere else, and he will not be returning. This is a release he played the accordion while standing on top ofhis piano. of a 1988 recording with the usual mix of strange and wonderful sounds. The band includes John Ore, James Spaulding, John The party atmosphere and the band's extended jam solos Gilmore, Billy Higgins, Don Cherry, and many more. This is as good a document of the late Sun Ra as I have heard. repeatedly brought the crowd to their feet. Roy Hargrove, OtKindredSoots We have heard a lot about the "young lions," the up and coming generation with the chops and respect for tradition bred by formal training. Roy Hargrove has stepped forward as the best ofthe bunch with this record, establishing Hornsby maintained the pace with more covers and other his own voice and style. The compositions and arrangements let it be known that Hargrove is not content to "re-bop" the standards, popular songs including "The Valley Road," and "Every Little although he remains very much in the straight-ahead tradition. Recorded live at several ofthe nation's best jazz venues, the sound Kiss." Based on his warm rapport with the audience, it's no is excellent. Look forward to more from Roy Hargrove. surprise why Bruce Hornsby is one ofthe most in-demand keyboard players and a solo artist with tremendous potential Bill Frisell, Have a little Faith One ofthe most interesting guitarists out there today, Frisell is joined by four other top progressive for long-term success. ffltn players to create a really fun band. Don Byron (clarinet, Bass clarinet), Guy Kucevsek (accordion), Kermit Driscoll (bass), and joey Baron (drums) have all been at the top oftheir craft for several years. The record does not disappoint, although it may take a few listenings to grow on you. it's an album of covers by artists as diverse as Aaron Copeland. Madonna, Sonny Rollins, Charles Ives, Bob Dylanjohn Philip Sousa, and more. Sparse, unhurried interpretations with both mellow and noisy moments (mostly mellow). The Madonna track "live to Tell" must be heard to be believed, and Copeland's "Billy the Kid Suite" is a winner. Iffi]

Robert Earl Keen, A Bigger Piece of Sky Aie Remember the "new Bob Dylan" tag critics pegged John Prine My Top 5 with? The same small minded folks would have lumped Keen in with that crowd. Like Prine, Keen deserves much better. salutes byjohn Howie (the really cool tail guy at Poindexter's Records) Added bonus: released on Durham's own Sugarhill Records. Liz Phair, Exile in Goyville Monomen, Bent Pages Sure it's been overhyped but this is an incredibly moving, Import only compilation of all those hard to find Monomen Mike Smith wonderfully complex record. singles. Amazing Coop cover makes this package an absolute Big Star, Colombia! Live ia Missouri must. This '93 reunion show won the "least likely to succeed" award Junior Brown, Gttlt with it Dexter Sapp when it was first planned. It ended up winning the "best reunion Earnest Tubb meets Buddy Guy. Killer honky tonk and blues gig of '93" award from yours truly. Surprisingly awesome. about as far removed from mainstream country as it gets. SKI and Amina Pilgrim

Winners of the 1993 Cultural Diversity Visual Arts Contest THURSDAY, DECEMBER 9. 1993 R&R WEEKLY MAGAZINE THE CHRONICLE / PAGE 9 MOVIES The year's films end on a high note with The Piano it gives an authenticity to the character. know enough about Ada's past to truly understand or THEPUiNO Anna Paquin, as Ada's young daughter Flora, has really bond with her. We never know exactly why she Miramax great rapport with Hunter. She is always at her mother's decided to stop talking as a child. Second, I was never side because she must translate her sign language. convinced that the relationship between Ada and Baines by Julie Freeman Paquin proves herself a masterful, versatile child ac­ was such a great love affair since it began in such a Because The Piano had already won awards for Best tress. She is able to convey enthusiasm and childish sordid way, Baines knew how badly Ada wanted her Picture and Best Actress at Cannes last spring, there stubbornness as well as great rage and 1 piano back and he took advantage of her. She did go was tremendous buzz about this film in America prior along with the plan, though. Their relationship to its opening. Now that it has arrived, many of the progresses from coercion into passion too fast to be critics have hailed it as a masterpiece. I'm not ready to believable or compelling. One minute Baines is requir­ go that far, but I do think it's one of the very best films ing her to remove articles of clothing, against her of 1993. wishes. The next minute she's running back to him. Written and directed by New Zealander Jane Cam­ Voyeurism, not surprisingly, plays out as a theme in pion, The Piano follows a nineteenth-century Scottish this film about sexual obsession and possession. Every­ woman and heryoung daughter to New Zealand where one seems to be watching everyone else. Baines lust­ the mother has been promised in an arranged marriage fully observes Ada playing the piano. Ada's daughter to a settler. Ada, a pianist, has been mute since child­ and husband each observe Ada's and Baines' sexual hood. She arrives with her beloved piano but her games through the cracks ofthe cabin, with disastrous betrothed, Stewart, leaves it by the ocean. Another results. The filmgoer is the ultimate voyeur, privy to settler, Baines, buys the piano from Stewart and gradu­ all. ally barters the ivory keys to Adain exchange for sexual Visually, the film is haunting. Cinematographer favors. In the process, Ada becomes entranced by Stuart Dryburgh should be commended. Most poignant Baines. is the image of Ada and Flora standing alone on a SPECIAL TO R&R Campion has made some unorthodox casting choices. desolate beach next to the piano, with grey skies and Holly Hunter cant find the words to express her feelings In her lead roles are two Americans, Holly Hunter and ferocious waves in the backdrop. Dryburgh and Cam­ Harvey Keitel. Hunter plays Ada, a woman who will Harvey Keitel pulls off his role as Baines surpris­ pion have chosen not to depict a pastoral, romantic New not speak; she instead expresses herself through sign ingly well, even down to the Scottish accent. He re­ Zealand, but rather a rustic, bleak frontier. These settlers language and by playing the piano. At first I found her mains a somewhat sympathetic character despite the live modestly, amidst a swampy wilderness, where they silence and signing difficult to watch, but soon ad­ sordid arrangement into which he lures Ada. New seem to be continually sinking into gruesome mud. justed. I always thought of Hunter as having rather soft, Zealander Sam Neill has traditionally played the hand­ The film also contains a few scenes of unexpected and cute features. Here, her features seems hardened, but some lead, but here plays Ada's distant, sexually frus­ intense violence. Let me just say that one ofthe incidents appropriately so. Her long hair is slicked down and trated husband, Stewart. From the outset, we can sense occurs at sea and that my jaw dropped for about a distinctly parted, which also toughens her appearance. trouble when he abandons Ada's piano and agrees to let minute. It's beautifully shot but highly disturbing. A character who does not speak demands that the Ada give Baines piano lessons. But nothing prepares us Overall, I enjoyed The Piano very much. Despite actress be particularly expressive. Hunter succeeds, for his brutality, which surfaces later. some weaknesses in the script, the film is compelling with the help of make-up and hair. She should also be The actors seem to have done a good job, but there and complex, something of which too few films today commended for playing the piano in the film herself as are problems with the script. First, we don't really can boast. I3J]

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The Beastie Boys contribute a raw and want your sexuality," making both a serious VARIOUS ARTISTS KATE BUSH raucous "It's the New Style," bouncing the commentary on the refusal to hear the fe­ No Alternative The Red Shoes beats off your wall, off your head and back male voice in the original biblical verse and Arista Records Columbia into your speakers before you know what hit a spoof of the lullaby-like music accompa­ by Jeff Jackson you. Kim Deal and the Breeders belt out a by Susan B.A. Somers-Willett nying it. Nothing brings out the worst in rock stars desperate live version of "Iris" from their It seems that every Kate Bush album car­ But such ironies are lost when Bush takes quicker than a good cause. They rush to Pod album. Alternatively delicate and jar­ ries some sort of message along with it, a sort on the arduous task of singing about lost "check their egos at the door" and do time ring, Uncle Tupelo delivers a haunting and of Rosetta Stone to decipher, a cryptic note love. I flinched when I heard her sing "Life for the charity du jour for one simple reason: poignant reworkingofCreedence Clearwater recognizable in the English language only is sad and so is love," not because the state­ publicity. Did you really think "We Are the Revival's "Effigy." with the help of a secret decoder ring. As a ment isn't often true, but because she would World" was about a famine in Africa? The Urge Overkill tries to be hitter on their self-proclaimed Bush-head for some time rely on such a cliched adage to tell her story. title says it all. The song is a celebration of psychedelic ballad "Take A Walk," but now, I tore open the cellophane packaging of "Top ofthe City" is the only track successful the personalities singing they're justtoo darn like­ The Bed Shoes antici­ in creating a romantic in it. "There's a choice able to be convincing. pating another sleepless aesthetic without being we're making/We're The "surprise" on the night where I would transparent. Its poetic de­ changing our own lives," album (about as surpris­ stare at the cover art and scription of a jilted lover the refrain goes. The only ing as sunrise) is an un­ let the voice of Kate howl who climbs on top of a compassion in the song listed Nirvana song through me like an air building to peer into her is that which the singers called "Verse Chorus raid siren until I had that amore's window only to feel forthemselves. Rock Verse," also a highlight, sudden epiphany she find him with another stars are notoriously too truly top drawer. deemed I have. woman is inherently slow to show any real tragic; accompanied by With such a variety of I spent two weeks try­ grasp of political or so­ the bare chords of Bush's artists, there are bound ing to figure the damn cial issues, quick to con­ piano and soprano voice to be some lulls. The thing out. I read the lyr­ fuse Face the Nation with squeaking to hit note af­ Verlaines,Straightjacket ics backwards, turned Dick Clark. They encour­ ter note, she is trans­ Fits, Barbara Manning the volume up so loud age the shallowest form formed into a suicidal and the Goo Goo Dolls that my neighbors com­ of community service, equating, say, buying cherub when she sings, "One more step to are all strictly dull. Think of them as palette plained, fixed the equalizer on my stereo so aCD with bein'gin the front lines in the battle the top of the city/Put me up on the angel's cleansers between the good stuff, The only I could just listen to the bass line, then the against AIDS. As if consumerism was the shoulders." real disappointment is Patti Smith's a capella treble; all to no avail. I figured there was same thing as commitment. Don't hassle me, "Memorial Tribute" to Robert Mapplethorpe. more to the album than seemingly senti­ man. I gave at the cash register. Bush's attempt to appease the American It's simple, simple minded and sappy. This mental love songs; at the least, I expected audience becomes even more apparent with from the woman who wrote "Jesus died for them to reveal an element which would And still all of this might be forgivable, if the addition of Eric Clapton and Jeff Beck, somebody's sins but not mine." Maybe Patti twist those ideas of love into something with the music wasn't so preachy, smug, unbear­ although their contributions account forlittle should write a memorial to her muse. Come which I could torment my next boyfriend. ably lame. more than an interesting footnote. The true to think of it, maybe she did. All that said, the Mo Alternative AIDS Then it became clear to me then that the crowning gesture is Bush's collaboration benefit record, billed as featuring "all new Two songs stand out far and above the I was looking for was not even a with Prince on the track "Why Should ILove tracks by your favorite alternative bands'," others. The first is Soul Asylum's scream­ - the album was simply catering to You?," a poppy organ-based tune in which is neither self-righteous nor flaccid. Mostly, ingly hilarious cover of Marvin Gaye's clas­ the new American audience that had been the Purple One's N.P.G. sound dominates it rocks. It deals with AIDS peripherally, sic "Sexual Healing." Sure it's in poor taste, awakened by The Sensual World - and of even Bush's tremulous and affecting voice. tucked away in the corners of songs but still but Dave Pirner does the best black face course, no American can resist a sappy love At the same time, she does not alienate the on everyone's mind, like the condoms in since Ted Danson. And I finally understood song. It was the first time in my search for a artists who brought her music to the point it your drawer you ought to be using but aren't. their name: Soul Asylum, as in an asylum Bush epiphany that I felt a duality; eureka in is today: violinist Nigel Kennedy plays on And like 99% of all compilations, the whole from soul. Get it? I mean, this was a joke being able to decipher the code, but disap­ two of the tracks and her brother Paddy is only as great as the sum of the parts, so right? Right? pointment in finding out my heroine gave Bush plays instruments ranging from sing­ ing bowls to the Valiha which account for onto the songs. Reason two is Pavement's "Unseen Power me little more than a sales pitch. I felt like the kid in A Christmas Story when the Little the strange wailingnoises in the background The album kicks into high gear with Mat­ of the Picket Fence," a song about R.E.M. Orphan Annie message decoded to "Drink (after two albums I'm still trying to figure out thew Sweet's super-charged "Superde- There's nothing better than hearing these your Ovaltine." what a Valiha is). formed." Great first lines: "Something I California natives singing "they're Southern should tell you before I take your blindfold boys just like you and me." They meticu­ The album is not wholly disappointing; All in all TheBed Shoes is not a testimony off/I've been twisted and torn hy what I have lously catalogue song and album titles and one can still find traces of her earlier brash to the full talents Kate Bush has as a musi­ learned/I'm superdeformed." offer a few choice opinions: '"Time After sound in the tracks "Lily" and "The Song of cian. Like a Wonder Twin, her voice can A surprising stand-out is American Mu­ Time' was my least favorite song!" Behind it Solomon," where haunting choral arrange­ take the form of a soothing wave or a prickly sic Club's "All Your Jeans Were Too Tight." ali there's a groove that feels like Big Brother ments andoff-beat percussions lend an other­ iceberg, but her compositional intuition is The song chronicles the death of a lover, and the Holding Company on qualuudes. It worldly sound, one that is comforting yet better spent on albums like Hounds of Love presumably of AIDS. It's puzzling at first but ends with something about Sherman's march disturbing at the same time. For example, in and The Dreaming. She may indeed gain by the end very touching, the singer reciting through Georgia. I can't imagine what it has "Solomon," Bush sets the soothing ballad more of an American audience by crooning "We had a good time, didn't we?" again and to do with AIDS, but it's the best thing on the on its ear with the chorus, "Here's a woman love songs, but don't we already have Frank again, almost convincing himself. whole album. RHBI singing/Don't want your bullshit, yeah/Just Sinatra and Bono for that? IfHjI

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A few months after Founders' Day, students agreeing to lock themselves into secretarian institution, an indefensible admissions office, would, I'm convinced, William Willimon published his meticu­ a ruinous collaboration with the worst discouragement to one more chance at a provide at last the reliable base for begin­ lous and devestating report on the qual­ enemies of their last chance at an ad­ challenging atmosphere. ning the improvement we need. I'm like­ ity of undergraduate life at Duke. To­ vanced academic education? Is the Uni­ While I have no personal stake in a wise sure the change would require two gether, the speech and the report have versity so fragmented and somnolent that particular blueprint for respondingto such huge efforts: First, the development of a triggered an outbreak of discusion that, it cannot gather its wits and determina­ enormous needs, I can summarize my plan which all community members would however delayed, was eager to begin. tion and findlong-ter m solutions to these own sense—after much listening—ofthe commit ourselves to follow for decades A quick retrospect ofthis talkative year problems? direction in which we must agree to move. and; second, money for the project. Given seems in order now. As Tve listened to First, we must commit to a fully gender- that the University has learned to raise The first attempts at answers have the millions for anything it really wants numerous thoughtful groups of students, been well-meant but, naturally, they have integrated version ofthe residential-col­ faculty and administrators, it seems to lege system of campus organization that to accomplish—say, a business school or also been self-defensive and hopelessly an immense medical research facility— me that the initial question has at last inadequate to the size ofthe problem. We lies at the core of many greatuniversities, defined itself: Does Duke University— American and European. Such a commit­ I'm certain the funds could be found, in all know the exhausted but still repeated increments that would permit the cre­ and above all Trinity College, the heart of suggestions: Take a student to lunch. ment would require remodeling our the inistitution—provide its students with present spaces, all in the effort to provide ation of at least two colleges per year until Lead a professor to cappuccino. Shift the all are completed. an environment that encourages an in­ freshmen to yet another quarantined lo­ students with the civilized adult living vigorating immersion in the life of ideas, cation. Omit this keg or that keg. Find conditions for which they're presently The only remaining question is this: Do the exploration of humane duties in pri­ ever-more sympathetic R.A.'s. Create paying but are not receiving. we actually mean to make of ourselves vate and public life, and the maturing of more interest-oriented, but so far ephem­ The details of such extensive remodel­ the great institution we claim to be—a human relationships of a rewarding eral, living groups. Develop, after two ing would develop as our vision devel­ real "alma mater," a nourishing mother? kind? decades of intellectual sleaze, a challeng­ oped. One physical necessity for all resi­ I hope we all choose to be realistic and Almost invariably the answer I've heard ing undergraduate curriculum with re­ dential colleges, however, would be an on- begin to say, 'Yes." If not, let's admit is "No," a "No" that ranges from queru­ sponsible major departments. And end site dining facility in which members of we're amateurs and have the guts to lous to thunderous. Without doubt, a siz­ the epidemic of demeaning grade infla­ each college, with friends and teachers as cancel our claim. able number of the citizens of this com­ tion. guests, would eat together a good p.art of Reynolds Price is a James B. Duke the time. A large proportion of delightful munity believe that, if those negative To speak as one who has worked here Professor of English. responses are to prove fruitful,th e ques­ since arriving as a freshman in 1951, it's tion must be revised: Can and will the my conviction that, while the present Duke community, in all its parts, develop dialogue is enlivening, it's doomed to rapid and sustain a permanent atmosphere failure if students, faculty and adminis­ which focuses our energies on the steady trators don't cooperate soon to envision expansion of our minds? and then inaugurate the kind of large- Some important related questions in­ scale plan that is required before repair clude: Isn't our admissions policy woe­ can begin. I'm likewise convinced that the fully unambitious in its search for a seri­ absolute root of our environmental prob­ ous and varied student body? Is our ad­ lems lies in the fact that our residential ministration really interested in respond­ policy continues to deprive students of ing to the profound dissatisfaction of a the physical foundation on which a far large number of students and theirteach- more meaningful education could be built. ers? Is the faculty conscious of its collu­ Until students have a permanent resi­ sion in the ongoing failure to focus our dential base from which to pursue their energies? Is our endlessly rescrambled studies and their friendships with con­ residential system remotely adequate to temporaries and teachers, they can hardly student needs? Should we continue to be expected to function at their best. surrender to fraternities their all-male hegemony over alarge percentage of prime Our dormitories, alas, were built as campus real estate? Aren't a great many warehousing with no thought for intellec­ tual or personal intimacy. Most of our Columnist outlines intricacies of sandwich-making The following is my vision of what an primary ingredients of the sandwich in tural support, while simultaneously en­ official legal memo regarding a peanut question may be combined. One option is hancing overall sandwich enjoyment. This butter and jelly sandwich might look like. to spread the peanut butter item on 50 Streaking the quad process allows forthe critical second bread If, however, you are looking for some­ percent ofthe total bread, while simulta­ Rohit Kumar unit to be easily placed on top of the thing serious to read, consider this a neously repeating this procedure with aforementioned concoction, while mini­ social commentary on legalese. thejelly item on the remaining 50 percent wich-making ordeal. mizing the risk of renegade ingredient The procurement of a peanut butter of bread to be used in this most worth­ An alternative mechanism by which and jelly sandwich can be quite a vexing while endeavor. Though this is the most the same two ingredients may be contrac­ The culmination of this extensive task if approached from the wrong angle, popular, and hence most common, method tually conjoined is through the applica­ analysis of sandwich-making points to which is especially true if one is the de­ ofmaximizingmgredientcombination while tion of both ingredients to the same slice the conclusion that there is not one single signer and builder of that culinary delight. excising unnecessary effort, it does engen­ of bread. One should be forewarned, how­ universally accepted method of complet­ When faced with the many dilemmas der some potentially distressing situations. ever, not to attempt to apply both ingredi­ ing this perplexing task. The most impor­ of such an undertaking, it is good to have Initially, upon completing the disjoint ents simultaneously, for this will invari­ tant thing, however, is that once a method a guide in orderto minimize frustrations. ingredient application process, one must ably destroy any effort to maintain the has been chosen, it should be followed One such dilemma is how to combine the face the daunting task of combining these integrity of the design-to-consumption through until the end. Any attempt to two mainstays of the sandwich in ques­ weD-armed half-sandwiches without per­ sandwich cycle. Despite this potential switch methods in the middle ofthe com­ tion—a perplexing conundrum, indeed. meating the workspace with renegade snag in sandwich production, this second plex sandwich-making process can lead Improper combination ofthe primary ingredient particles. It is usually advis­ method of ingredient combination can to disastrous consequences, for which this sandwich factors may lead to sandwich able to leave the jellied portion of the prove to be a very rewarding experience. author cannotbe held liable. Careful plan­ rejection, causing the consumer to expec­ incomplete sandwich jelly-up, while in­ The optimal way to maximize result­ ning and orchestration of all necessary torate the contents in colorful fashion. verting the peanut butter side of the ants while conserving mental and physi­ steps, when combined with appropriate This represents the ultimate failure on incomplete creation and placing it upon cal resources is to apply the peanut butter levels of supervision by previously certi­ behalf of the architect, and should be the aforementioned jelly sector. Though item to a single unit of bread, and then to fied sandwich supervisors, can minimize avoided as diligently as one would avoid this may appear, at face value, to be the apply the second layer of jelly toth e same hassles, and will insure that the sandwich ftagr.ant flatulance in a crowded elevator most attractive way of completing the bread unit. Using this methodology, the making process is as enjoyable as is legally or boisterous belching during a seance. task at hand, it could possibly turn into a peanut butter serves as a foundation for permitted by law. Enjoy! There are many ways by which the debacle, thus decimating the entire sand- the jelly units, providing excellent struc­ Rohit Kumar is a Trinity junior. THE CHRONICLE THURSDAY, DECEMBER 9, 1993 Comics THE Daily Crossword by JW Real Situation / Matt Rosenstein W

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In total, incoming student's tuition would rise same percentage they plan to this year. The tuition hike will allow Arts & Sciences to give an 11.2 percent above this year's. Like other schools around the country, Duke must average faculty salary increase of 2.5 percent and an The proposal would set Trinity College tuition for balance the costs of higher education with widespread average staff salary increase of 4 percent. returning students at about $17,540, and for incoming criticism about escalating tuition charges. Though Trinity senior Paul Hudson, Duke Student Govern­ students at about $18,590. Duke's undergraduate tuition ranks among the high­ ment president, said he would want to hear the propos­ The money would be used to create a capital budget est in the nation, it currently lies 10th in a peer group als presented before he passed judgment. to improve undergraduate computing, classrooms, labo­ of 11 that includes the Ivy League schools, Stanford "We need to make sure that we don't squeeze out the ratories and equipment, Weintraub said. The proposal and Northwestern. middle class," Hudson said. "At the same time, Duke specifies reserving 30 percent ofthe tuition revenue for The two-tiered undergraduate tuition structure is does need money for a lot of important projects." financial aid. fair, Weintraub said, because incoming students will "[Tuition] is the only place where we can findmoney, " reap the benefits ofthe additional funds, while current At the trustees' retreat Friday morning, the admin­ Weintraub said. "There is simply no money elsewhere." students matriculated with the understanding that istration also will present a draft of a University-wide During the last 10 years, the University has raised tuition would remain somewhat stable. policy on tuition. The draft sets general principles for undergraduate tuition by an average of 9.8 percent In 1987, the trustees approved a similar two-tiered yearly decisions, but does not tie tuition increases to a while the average inflation rate, as measured by the structure which resulted in a tuition increase of about specific index. Consumer Price Index, has hovered around 4 percent. 19 percent for the Class of 1992. Two tiers existed until "I would say it is rather unusual for colleges and The Board ofTrustees is scheduled to give tentative all students enrolled before 1988 graduated. universities to have a tuition policy that is set to one approval to 1994-95 tuitions and fees for all schools as The additional funds are sorely needed in Arts and index," said John Chandler, chair of the Board of part ofthe University's annual financial forecast this Sciences, Weintraub said. Trustees. weekend. Final approval will come in the spring. Currently, Arts and Sciences has only half the funds It would be risky to set tuition to an index because The deans of other schools are scheduled to propose necessary for an estimated $8.3 million in capital there are too many variables, Chandler said. the following increases: Graduate School, 14 percent; needs. Tuition accounts for 91 percent of Arts and The policy draft guarantees need-blind undergradu­ Law School, 6 percent; Fuqua School of Business, 5 Sciences unrestricted funds, Weintraub said. ate admissions and competitive financial aid in the percent; Divinity School 7 percent; School ofthe Envi­ "We have classrooms in Social Sciences [Building] graduate and professional schools. ronment, 6 percent; School of Engineering, 5 percent. with the blinds falling down and the desks are bolted Last year, tuition for Trinity College and the School to the floor," he said. "The Duke students have been ofEngineeringincreased6.5 percent. Most ofthe other putting up with instructional facilities that aren't FREE PRINCETON REVIEW MCAT PREVIEW At an earlier MCAT PReview, a student asked: "What is the difference between the Princeton Review and Kaplan?" Another student volunteered: "There was more teaching here (at The Princeton Review PReview) than there was the whole time that I took Kaplan!"

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• DEBATE from page 1 tual climate task force. The University should incorporate For example, the interdisciplinary freshman Focus pro­ excited about the prospect of working together, several more cooperative and experiential learning into classrooms gram expanded this year to offer a medieval and renais­ professors expressed concern that the committees may to enhance intellectual life, Glusman said. sance sequence. only touch on surface issues. Albert Eldridge, associate professor of political sci­ "We're carrying on a continuing conversation about "It's a concern to me that we have at least three ence and director'of the Center for Teaching Excellence, how the Focus program can contribute to the quality of committees, and they may let things fall between them," voiced similar concerns. "The debate that we've had has intellectual life and undergraduate life generally on said Donald Fluke, professor emeritus of zoology. missed the maik"by focusingonextracurricular life, Eldridge campus," said McCoIlough, who is director ofthe Focus As committees begin to put together ideas, Richard said. "We should be talking about how we create an excite­ program. "We are also thinking about ways we could White, dean of Trinity College, said he will be trying to ment inside the classroom that spills over." extend the idea to all three subsequent years." syntli£Siz9 the groups' efforts by working with their The Center for Teaching Excellence is supposed to Majors' unions are another outlet for intellectual life, chairs. help improve classroom education through new pro­ Fluke said. The biology majors' union, which he advises, In addition to ensuring that committees do not repli­ gramming this spring. The center wili also sponsor has sponsored meals this fall to increase faculty-student cate each other's efforts, he said he would be helping to discussions on how to create an imaginative syllabus, interaction. organize focus groups and town meetings to gather a how to lead discussions and how to improve lectures, Fluke cited field trips to Shakespeare festivals in broader range of opinion. Eldridge said. Asheville or to Washington, D.C. to visit art exhibits as The debate about Intellectual life on campus is not While curricular overhauls were not passed this fall, examples of ways students and faculty have interacted new. In 1980, Provost Kenneth Pye bemoaned that: "A existing intellectual programs seem to be flourishing. in the past. sharp and increasing separation has developed during recent years between the academic and socials aspects of undergraduate life." 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"Lack of The swimming and diving teams This week, the third-ranked Wolver­ size and lack of depth didn't head to Chapel Hill Wednes­ ines have been a bit more reserved in are now our liabilities day night looking for a win. their pre-game comments. The two teams and our experience is The Duke men and women have are preparing for their 1 p.m. showdown now an asset. That's the opposite of what it was different goals for their seasons than Saturday at Chrisler Arena in Ann Ar­ North Carolina's two squads, which bor, Mich, which will be televised by last year." CBS. compete for national championships The Wolverines' big­ every year. The Blue Devils used the "Sometimes it's better to keep your gest concern when they UNC meet as a chance to compete mouth shut than to put your foot in it," face No. 4 Duke Satur­ against some ofthe best athletes in the Michigan head coach Steve Fisher said. day will be their inside nation, improve on their Atlantic Coast The lack of pregame talk is by no game. Howard, the Conference qualifyingtimes, and swim means the only difference between this team's best big man, is nursing a sore Achilles in Koury Natatorium, one of the season's Michigan team and the one country's premier aquatic facilities. which the Blue Devils defeated 79-68 in tendon, butis expected to play against the Blue Both Tar Heel squads emerged vic­ Durham last season. The most notice­ torious, as expected. The UNC women able change in the Wolverine's lineup is Devils. the absence of Chris Webber, who was topped the Blue Devils 196-78, drop­ "We're in a heap of ping just one event on the evening. the No. 1 pick in the NBA draft last trouble if he doesn't spring. The Tar Heels are now 3-1 this year, play," Fisher said. while Duke drops to 3-2. Webber's departure affected Michigan The trouble stems TheDuke men fell also, 19&S2,andare in several ways. The Wolverines now from the fact that, other now 0-5 for the season. Carolina is 4-1. use a smaller, quicker group of players than Howard, the Wol­ The highlight of the night for the to attack on offense and defense. Also, verines are sparse in Duke women came in the meet's last junior point guard Jalen Rose, who is front court talent. Jun­ averaging 23.2 points a game this sea­ ior Ray Jackson, who event. The Blue Devil 400-yard son, has improved his scoring and has played on the perim­ freestyle team of Susan Kresel, Jen become theWolverines' leader on the eter much of last sea­ PAUL ORSULAK/THE CHRONICLE Davis, Abby Huggins and Corrie Mcin­ court. son, has been shifted to Juwan Howard (25) and Jafen Rose (far left) are about as tosh won with a time of 3:41.21. The Duke men were led by fresh­ "This team misses Chris a .great deal," the power forward po- 'fab' as it gets these days at Michigan. sition this year. This man diver Peter Mockrill, who domi­ Howard said. "But life has to go on. nated the night by taking both the 1- Everyone's contributing great. We've got has been a more difficult adjustment for said. "As far as the offensive end, Ray meter (274.65) and 3-meter (255.15) Jalen who's an ultra-star." him on defense than on the offensive has helped me inside." events. Senior Scott Kammer, Duke's Three other Wolverines — Eric Riley, end. Although the team is adjusting to a other male winner, took the 200-yard Rob Pelinka and James Voskuil—gradu­ "Ray is such a hard worker that he'll new defensive style, the Wolverines have butterfly in 1:57.54. ated after last season. This has left Michi- do whatever it takes to win," Howard See MICHIGAN on page 22 p> Sportsfile Women's basketball spanks Appalachian From wire reports By WILLIAM DVORANCHIK field. The Blue Devils succeeded in this man Ty Hall who was this game's star "Wild Thing" remembers: The Business as usual. task, limiting Crosby to 20 points on 6- off the bench with nine points. season is four months away, and al­ That was the attitude the women's 13 shooting. Duke attempts to run its record to 6-0 ready the "Wild Thing" and former basketball team took as it traveled over This game was not just another con­ this weekend with a game against Philadelphia teammate Curt to Appalachian State for its biggest game test to pad the Blue Devil record. Duke McNeese State in Cameron Indoor Sta­ Schilling are throwing at each other. ofthe young season. hit the court and showed that it was dium before entering the California Ber­ For now, the missiles are insults. For the Blue Devils, everything did ready to play at a higher level against a keley Tournament over the winter break. Mitch Williams said Tuesday he had seem just like the usual. Duke came good team. fond memories of his days with the away with another big win, "This was a great test for Phillies "with the exception of one guy." this one by the score of 79- us," said head coach Gail Announcement Schilling, went "out ofhis way to make 66 in Boone, N.C, to im­ Goestenkors. "Appalachian a mockery of me," Williams said. prove to 5-0 on the season. State had beaten Wake For­ One more time: the Washington He said Schilling had "put the blame Once again, senior Missy est by 20 points and Ari­ Bullets have arranged a special, low- for what happened on my shoulders. .Anderson had a great all- zona State by 10, so we cost deal for Duke students to see I have no respect for anybody who around game, putting in 11 showed we could beat a NBA action at USAir Arena in will say something to the media and points to go with five re­ team who had won against Landover, Md. not say it to my face." bounds and six assists. Not PAC-10 and fellow [Atlan­ Former Blue Devil standout Bobby losing a step after her selec­ tic Coast Conference] com­ Hurley leads his Sacramento Kings Fast fish screws up: Florida Mar­ tion on to the Duke Classic petition." against the Bullets Dec. 29 at 7:30 lins slugger Gary Sheffield is remorse­ All-Tournament team, jun­ It took Duke a few min­ p.m., and you can attend for $18 (up­ ful about his latest brush with the ior Zeki Blanding contrib­ utes to remember that it per level) or $22.50 (lower level). Both law, his attorney said Wednesday. uted 14 points and 6 re­ Carey Kauffman had traveled all the way prices are $4 off face value, and the Sheffield allegedly was driving his bounds. across the state for a basketball game. Bullets are waiving the service charge Ferrari Testarossamore than HOmph And in what has quickly become a Appalachian State came out ofthe gates too. when arrested early Sunday near Or­ regular occurrence, junior Carey quickly as the Mountaineers scored the For more information, contact lando and charged with reckless and Kauffman recorded a double-double. She first six points of the game, forcing the Hillary Schubach at (301) NBA- drunken driving. led the team with 16 points and 12 Blue Devils to look at what they were DUNK, ext. 703. "It was just a mistake," Sheffield's rebounds. doing. Duke responded well with its lawyer, Joseph Ficarrotta, said from In addition to putting up good num­ bench play, showing that it is a team his office in Tampa. "That's what it bers offensively, Duke improved its act prepared for any type of contest, home or boils down to. We're all human. on the defensive side as it held Appala­ on the road. Happy Birthday "Gary's maturing and he's going to chian State to only seven offensive re­ "This year we can possibly go up to ten Our leader, Dave Royster, turns 22 accept this and learn from it. He's bounds. deep, depending on the situation," on Dec. 26. We'll be lifting beers to upset because he doesn't want to give The goal of the game was to hold Goestenkors said. "Also, in each differ­ you, Dave, all across the country to people the impression he's been a bad Mountaineer star Angela Crosby under ent situation we could use a different ten mark the occasion. Thanks for every- role model to kids." her season-average of 28 points. Crosby players." thing-you've done a great job. had been shooting 75 percent from the This was evident in the play of fresh­ THE CHRONICLE THURSDAY, DECEMBER 9, 1993 Rose responds to Webber's Duke vs. Michigan Game time: Saturday, 1 p.m. Duke record (ACC): 4-0 (0-0) Place: Chrisler Arena, Ann Arbor, Mi. Michigan record: 5-0 loss with points, hard play TV/Radio: CBS/WDNC 620 AM Series record: 10-4, Duke leads Mich. aAP national ranking: 3 Last meeting: Duke won 79-68 on • MICHIGAN from page 21 in the paint and on the perimeter, and to Michigan coach: Steve Fisher December 5,1992 in Durham. played aggressively in winning theirfirst help contain Rose on defense. Michigan five games this season. will experiment with different combina­ "I think they play the best defense of tions of players to guard Hill, depending any team I've seen at this point in the on who else is on the floor for Duke. ANALYSIS THE NOD season," Duke head coach Mike Under-rated senior Tony Lang may Cherokee Parks and Erik Meek have Krzyzewski said. also look to exploit Michigan's lack of become assertive on the boards the past two Much ofthe Wolverines' early season front court size. Lang, who is the Blue games. Juwan "Julost" Howard will play success has been credited to Rose's im­ Devils' second-leading scorer, has qui­ despite an Achilles tendon injury. The proved performance on the court. How­ etly contributed in every game this year departure of Chris Webber may leave ever, Fisher also has played an integral by utilizing his versatility to help both Howard with little rebounding help attimea. role in preparing his team this year. the Blue Devils' inside and perimeter The Blue Devils are still experimenting "One ofthe things that has happened game. with various combinations of ball-handlers. with Michigan over the last few years is "I'm attackingmore,"Langsaid. "With Michigan starts three guards, including that they haven't been given credit for my teammates around me, I'm going to Jalen Rose, who has become more of a leader I MICHIGAN j being a well-coached team," Krzyzewski have an opportunity to do more things. this year. For a change, the Wolverines will said. "I think, from the teams I've seen I'm just taking advantages ofthe oppor­ have an edge in backcourt experience. this year, that they're the best-coached tunities I have." team at this point in the season. Their For Duke, Saturday's contest will be defense is great. They all understand the first road game ofthe season. Duke has a plethora of options coming off their roles. They're playing hard. "I can't think of a tougher place to play the bench, which should allow the team to show Michigan a wide variety of offensive "They're a group that's playing, as a than Chrisler Arena," Parks said. "It styles. The Wolverines' big men cannot whole, greater than the sum of its parts should be a big game. If everyone plays expect much help from the bench. and the sum of its parts is pretty darn the way they have, we'll be ready." good." Duke and Michigan, who met in the Despite their strong performance thus 1992 NCAA championship game, have This is the first road game ofthe season far this season, the Wolverines are con­ developed a rivalry over the past few for Duke. Last year, the Blue Devils struggled against good teams away from cerned about how they match up with a years. The Blue Devils, who have won | MICHIGAN big Duke team. In particular, Michigan all three meetings between the two teams Cameron. Michigan's attitude seems to is worried about being dominated on the the past two years, do not feel much have improved and it is unlikely that it will boards by the Blue Devils. extra motivation against the Wolver­ be overconfident. ines. "Every time I play against them they This rivalry has produced three intensely-played games the past two years. like to crash the offensive boards," "They're a good team, but we get up for Saturday's meeting should prove no different. Duke's versatility has proven to Howard said. "They're a real good re­ anybody," Hill said. "Well have that be salubrious early this season. Obviously, Michigan's talent is far superior to bounding team." same enthusiasm, that same excitement that of the teams which the Blue Devils have thus far faced. The pressure of Duke senior Grant Hill may also cause that we had Saturday. We'll be ready. playing against an experienced team on the road provides Duke with a tough test It's a big game because we're playing. the Wolverines to lose sleep. The Blue just in time for finals. Michigan prevails, 84-81. —Compiled by David Heinen Devils will rely on Hill to be strong both We don't care who the opponent is."

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