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THE WEEKLY NEWSPAPER OF ST. LOUIS U. HIGH Volume LVIII Monday, February 14, 1994 Number22V SLUHman To Latin 100 students: To Miss Catherine McHale of Blackrock, You were my prince, my dream. Salvete, discipuli! County Cork, winner of the Nat'l "King I waited so long Numquam dediscere: Dicite "Salve, mea Lear Essay Contest," and grace of the And was finally your princess. calumba" blackboard in Irish Lit Room #210, It was my fairy-tale. . Pulchrae puellaeetpuella tibi dicet: "Amo My mistress's eyes are nothing like Too bad it was only make-believe. te, fortis vir!" the sun, especially when compared to You told me you loved me, Excorde, thee. and then walked out the door. Magistra To Ireland I wish to go, and would do Fairy tales always so just to ta1,k with you for a little, for not End happily ever after. T.J.C.- only are you most-beautiful but you are a Why can't mine? Thcre is not enough room in this fan of that most wonderfully bleak King Pretty Woman paper to tell you how I feel so I'll write Lear. another bad poem: And though the Atlantic Ocean keeps ToShauna: us separated (as well as money for the trip Though our minds only touched for The power and the gifts and the fact that we've never met-but one instant, I was captivated by your husky you seem to always bestow that'satriflehere)I'm asking you lhisday voice and yourincredible command ofthe keeps me ever so sane to be my Valentine. Hungarian language. Though I am too in my times so low. Yours in hopeless fashion, young for you now; still, you are dancing I wish to count the days Shamus & Ja-Mez your way into my bean! until which we are alone Your#l Fan, to share OUr true gifts Pfranche and keep our hearts completely sewn. That hour of uncanny dread Danielle. comes to me every night Thanks for being my #1 fan during as I fear to hang up ~ wrestljng. I'll be in the stands for you when the time draws too tight. during track. So I guess I must say I love you, that whatever has been said or done Jake You alone, are the only true loving one. Dear J. S. "The darkness is in life. And there are P.S. The stars are yours lights, dear mind. And you are one of the Your smile is mine r-., lights. The light of all lights. And Black is ours Love psychotically, forever. Van Helsing J.E.K.

Love is in the air, love is in the air! ! Love is everywhere, love is everywhere!! ~- 10 Ode to Bill: Your eyes are like big round hockey pucks, which you hurl across the ice.

For three months your head looked like a waterpolo ball, and that was really nice.

Sometimes it's a l}assle, that I live so far away; Yet, it is good, as well as bad. for I get home nice and early, So my dad is never mad.

This summer we had a grand time, at your house on the lake, You taught me ·how to jet ski, and we went swimming really late.

You introduced me to Eric--what more can I say? Except, he looks like he might join a cui t, Dear Crazy People, Happy 18th Birthday, Joe J. and run away some day. And thanks for the eats. Happy Happy Valentine's Valentine's You broke the watch I gave you, JPSJ, Day Day and the dances without you were dead. St. Ignatius says, "Beware of car­ ~Who Saw Everything But I bought you a replacement watch, lights, and look out for that BUS!" Twice Twice Happy Feast Day, and at the dance, I had fun with Ed. PMR Chere- I missed you when you went away, Happy Valentine's Day! I hope this Bubie, But still I remained strong. is a surprise. Did you know this was you? What does your shirt mean ... Monroe And I like your hair much better, I don 'teven know how to begin because I Hall. .. FireAlarms ... Cucos ... PortofCall. .. now that it is long. still can't believe this is tme. You mean so .wendo ... March 1... Viennawaitsforyou ... much to me; more than you know. When Tulanians ... the Rads ... Grease ... Flor- Now it is Valentine's Day, I~ with you, you make me feel like I am ida, .. Oberon ... When Harry Met Sally .. . and I'll make this statement true. ontopoftheworld. Youarealwaysonmy Plum Street Snowballs... Stadium Place.. . I'm glad you are my best friend, mind, and in my heart I find myself Perlis ... NSF ... December 29 ... Lemp and Bill, I love you too. waiting for each time I see you and look­ Mansion ... Orange Socks & Screamin' ing forward to those huge hugs. I never Maureen "E"... Hellco ... AA & Co... June 29 ... "It ~ought someone as wonderful as you Had To Be You ... St. Kitts ... Bicycles .. . (with special help from Nicole) could be in my life. In simple words, what Toronto ... Cardinals ... Ski Iowa ... Blues .. . I'm trying to say isje t' aime. The Heart oft he Matter.. . Hartford ... Power Amour Toujour, Tools ... Rage! Moi I'll meet you where the Red Ferns Grows ... It's Natural... How do you say Happy Valentine's Day Love,Doo tn. .... ? French .....Joyeuse Saint-Valentin! Hey Goofy, Latin ... Felix Dies Sancti Valentini! I love you, but you already know that. Spanish ...Feliz dia de San Valentin! Psycho-romantic '· Russian ...S dnyome svyatovo Valentina! (C.C.) Greek.. .JCaATl Tlll£PCX 'tOU CX)tOU P.S. Knock,knock, knock,knock OuaiU:v'tl. vou! · Love 11 Deere Lammakins, I wuv oo siwwy. Oo is my favwit puthon. I wan oo kith you and howd oo fowevuh. Pweez caw me twonite, and we cun maik: a dait. Fum, Chawwie r Love Credits Joe Joe Be, Joey There once was a cherub named Cupe, Sweetpea, Poopie I felt Valentine's Edition Who went out to eat in the Loop, things The chili was good, n e·vo·er The Year of the Dog so he ate all he could, felt befor e Then went to meet C. Everett Koop. Because EDITORS: Luke "Love Boat of you . I gave u Theme" Glass, Matt "Love Me my h~ a r t , U cheris There once was a man named LaBoube, Two Times" Leuchtmann, Matt Who cooked up a bowl full of stew, "Love Betsy" Perez He put in tomatoes, ASSISTANT EDITOR: Frank and then some potatoes, ed it. I ga ve you my soul But then he contracted the flu. You ctadled it. When I fall , You c "Stop in the Name of Love" atch me . ~en I am lost you lea~ thew Kovarik ay . When I am angry, You calm me. ~~ en I There once was a man called the Rat, ar.: sad , You offer you shoul•!er. ~"hen I ta 1 ARTIST: Ed "Love in an Eleva­ k, you hear my every word. You gave me al Who had quite a history with cats, tor" Glanz His mind was revered, 1 of yoa, I hold you, I love you the be et i know how. What is really unique 2 COMPUTER CONSULTANT: And so was his beard, bo ... t you and I is '!'hat everything I His power walks kept him not fat jus t wrote Can be turned around Mr. Bob"All YouNeedisLove" and still be true. Because our love is uncondition Overkamp A Few Words of Explanation: Minimal­ al, undeniable & ADVISOR: Mr. Steve. "Love, ism is the newest thing in Valentines. uncontrollabl e. Happy Love Me Do" Missey Val en Family, t i n MODERATOR: Mr. James Happy V-Day e "What's Love Got to Do With Kevin ,It?'' Raterman s Day! I miss Dear Everyone Who Thinks U2 Has Sold you so much. w are fo r ever Out, Our lo ve is I've got news for you: They haven't! eter na 1. So Mhile you are Regardless of how much money they are there and I a getting from this new record deal, the m here know t majority of it is going to charity. They hat I love u b.c. you ' re my best made no money on the Zoo TV tour. In friend and more,4 fact, they lost $20,000 on the tour! In ev~ r in love Melis March, they are making a trip to Sarajevo. Does all this sound like the actions of a ~no-.-\ d0 band that's in it for themoney?They didn't want to stay the same. If you listen to all yov. 1~~11 k the albums in progression, the changes q.\\ ~he"- make sense! U2 has not now nor will it of ever be sold out! Sincerely Yours, U2 fan #40

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To B., Josh, D., The one thing I always associated Gosh darnit, Booey. I love the way you comb your hair, with you is your Designer Series Trapper Morry Uhhhh.... Keeper. It was so nice. All the portfolios I love the stylish clothes you wear, carefully bound in that laminated binder Morry, Uhhhh..... format. It's tragic, though, about your kid Cut it out Timmy! Love, sister in that freak Trapper Keeper acci­ Boo T.W. dent I know she didn't mean to do it Little Sally never did listen to my ad­ J.F. To our favorite SLUH Man­ vice-that was the reason I refused to give We will regain the bashball title! No Doc in English ... theeulogy. YourUncleRalphdidanokay cheating this time! With love from job anyway... although the visual aids your three girls may have been a bit much. I didn't think Fat guys are cool! Sally liked llamas that much. But let's let Chka!Chka! Felis Tigrina, bygones be bygones. I never know what C.I.HA.WK. You told me you love me. Thank you. to expect from this topsy-turvy world. This made me feel good, because I also And the funniest thing is, I'm still in love Slender guys are cool! love you. Amazingly, we are two who with you, despite the mousse incident. I Gorka! Gorka! hopefully truly love each other. know you were just bored. I won't hold it s.wso. Even though I don't understand what against you. So-here's my plan, we go the reason is, I understand there is a rea­ get some onion bagels--I know you were Medium guys are cool! son. The frustrating fact that we can only always partial to Lender's, but I think Vrspa! Vrspal be friends is bearable because of the President's Choice would be more appro­ S.WOE.X wonderful friendship we share, and the priate in this instance-then, who knows? hope that in the future we will be able to ~ Perhaps we could go to the public library. more strongly commit to each other. Your Schnookums, I want you to know I love you more G. than anyone else in the world, and I hope in the future we will be together forever. Dear Eric, D.MI You are my dream. Your manly bi­ ceps make me sweat Atnightl sit at home I don't understand you and think of you. I only wish that I could I just don't understand you have more time to dream of you. Love, DearM., Eric Youareabsolutelythebestall-around P.S. You're the greatest. guy that I have ever met. You're hand­ some, muscular, smart, cute, huge, and To the person who wrote the last Valen­ gorgeous. The thing that I like best about tine, you, though, is that you are so modest and No, seriously, those "Dear Eric, you caring towards others. Did I mention that are great. Love, Eric" type things are you're gorgeous? Good luck and NO and really funny. And they're so original, too. keep your sexy hair. I love you. Golly, I just guffaw uncontrollably every Love, time I read that Keep up the good work. PT

My Sweet A, If I fell in love with you WE HATE VALENTINES!!!!!! I love you with all my heart, mind, would you promise to be true PN and being. You are the one that keeps me and help me going. My friends say I'm paranoid (well, paint my house? Em, I am-I always think you run around with We'll talk later, but for now stay other guys). Also, I'm inviting you to Mr. Missey­ away from Icool-aid and stuff. band practice. Well, gotta go. Love ya. Where are you? L. Mark -PN and Sisyphus P.S. Ifyou wait til March 5, we'll dance. Love. 3

DearJ. T., Dear H.: DearMr.B., I had the best time of my life last Please, let's make it work! I realize We love your unshared pairs and dot weekend. You are soooo cool, I feel as if you're married, but that doesn't matter to structures. Please show us your orbitals! I've known you for years. You're really me. After hearing your voice over the Love, built, and I love your twangy hair. I'm phone, I realize that you are one for me. I Your balloon glad I got your number. Maybe ifl come want you! I need you! Please call me. models down some weekend, you can take me for In the name of a ride in your awesome Jeep (ifit will run). passionate love and Dear B., Love, eternal romance, Dude, these are my hockey gloves, T. D. dude.. Love, DearD.K., HeyC.andK. J. Thanks for providing our kids with a Great Pictures! P.S. Stop taking the fire extinguisher. wonderful Christmas. T.andK. Love, Dear Bunny, The Shell Gas Don'tforgetaboutValentinesDay Station again this year. Chill about that C+. Money, Love, I love you. Bearboy Greedy Guy DearM.H., Food, When you went and turned your I love you. back on me I was crushed. I am Glutton writing this to let you know I will receive you with open arms. I still French people, have that special place in my heart I love you. C) for you. I yearn for your compan­ Francophile ionship. Love, Baseball, Wolfman D. I love you. Baseball fan C:)" ToS. andL., We love you!!! YOU'RE ALL Matt, RIGHT I love you. \:) H.B., D.N., T.M.,& MattOPfile K.M. DearJ.W., 238nxlsh04hnxcmn, I asked you to Fall Ball and you DearP.G. snnocin2343t248yy9823xmnksjnchh thought I was joking. Now I'm inviting Sometimes I look up into the night sdgfjo woiehxmnv 9owe8hsljnv oshoh you to Sno-Ball. I'm willing to drive my sky and howl at the moon, just thinking of sxmo! Cherokee, even though the hooligans the pain you put me through. I love you, xooweih283 might steal it Please respond. and I can't ever live without you. Just the Love, thought of you makes me physically ill. I M.P., R.B. never want to see you again. Please come On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 300. back soon. I adore you. The next time I see D.L. DearM., you I can't rear to see you. I want to kiss If you keep putting streaks on my you so badly, please return. s.w. locker, you'll be starting something you G.Y. We wanted to tell you we loved you, just can't stop! Have a nice day. but we were afraid you wouldn't like us Love, One, because we are too short. M. Let's get together and make three. Your seven little men Love Two 4 Love HeyS., Dear John, Dear Smurfette, We've got 7 tons of Hershey's syrup Why don't we do it in the road? Ican'tlookatsawdustwithoutthink­ waiting for you!! Yoko ing of your golden locks. That Hefty guy Love, is nothing but a head of muscle, while my B. M. My Divine Miss Kimberly, brain is overflowing with intelligence and P.S. Chuck who? Just a note on this, our first love for you. Oh, Smurfette, my dearest Valentine's Day. We have been through Smurfette, be my Valentine. To a special someone from Parkway West, so much in the short time we have been Love, You will always be the only girl for together. Concrete floors and Disney Handy me. You were for the past four years. movies, car rides and lasagna. All I know Love, is that you've given me is wonderful Dear Emmy, Jen N., Jen S., Kate, Aimee, G.J. happiness I thought I had lost long ago. A Mary, Colleen, and all the rest of the Viz famous person once said, "You have to Show Group: C. H., forget about what other people say, when It's the perfect day for letting go, for If you ever want to see Clucky the you' re supposed to die, or when you're setting fire to bridges, boats, and other Chicken again, bring me a... shrubbery. supposed to be loving. You have to forget dreary worlds, you know lets get happy. The Knight who says "Nee!" about all these things. You have to go on It's a perfect day to wake up with a smile and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven." without a doubt to burst grin giggle bliss K.D., Thanks for giving me my craziness and all skip jump sing and shout lets get happy! You look like an angel, that love along the way. Love, Walk like an angel, Love, Ja-mes and Shamus Talk like an angle, Me But I got wise, Dear J, You're the devil in disguise! R., Oncewhileworkingforfoodin Spain, Love, You ain't no mack daddy. Drop the I saw Dali on a supermarket trolley and N.G. rap. you know what? He was trying to throw Love, his arms around a girl. But actually, this Roses are red, M was his way of trying to throw his arms Violets are blue, around the world. Pretty pompous, eh? Diddly di diddle, Well, I thought of you when I saw the da diddle de do. whole thing. Love Dearly, J.W. p Three cheers for U2! Now let's move Jennifer Anne, on to something else, okay? Words can 'texpress how I feel about PN you so I won't make you read something corny and stupid. Dear John, Luv, Dear John, by the time you read these Figure it out lines, I'll be gone. Life goes on, right or P. S. I haven't died of poison yet! wrong, now it's all been said and done, poor John. Dear Lisa, Your ex-wife Happy Birthday! How does it feel to be 17 and not have your license yet? (Just Dear Prudence, kidding) I'd say something really sappy Won'tyou come out to play? here butl'lllet your real Valentine's card do that Dear Prudence, CKI+ACS Love, Meet the brand new day. I love Tea-Bobbi! Andy

Dear Prudence, Dear Pee-wee, These Valentines are CRAAAAAZY! Open up your eyes. me mememememe me mememememe Dear Sir, Dear Prudence, me mememememe I'm following you! Meet the sunny skies. K. Shadow

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S., Love always, Every day I sit and pray My Dear CRan, S. D. To fmd a time to play, play, play Your beautiful colors I know I use you way too much But I can't shine through all D.C. resist your friendly touch. my gloomy days Quitstallingandaskmetoyourdance! H.B. and make them brighter. I've been waiting for two years Love Smiley now ...Really! Hey J-- J.K. . If I leave here tomorrow ToC: Would you still remember me? " ...We,like two artificial Dear D., 'Cause I'm as free as a bird now, gods, You broke my heart on New Year's And this bird you cannot change Have with our needles created Eve, I thought you loved me. No, and this bird you cannot change. both one flower, Broken Hearted, Plan A is on. Both on one sampler, sitting on R. Love, one cusion, You-know·who Both warbling of one song, both Jocelyn+Brian=Eight hundred and ten in one key; days:nineteen thousand, four hundred and Dearest Ka-a-wa, As if our hands, our sides, voices, forty hours:one million, one hundred and I LOVE YOUUUUU! and minds sixty six thousand, four hundred Happy Valentine's Day and all that rot. I Had been incorporate. So we minutes:sixty-ninemillion, nine hundred wish there was a better way to spend it, but grew together, and eighty four thousand seconds=Wow ... what can I say? Too bad a~ has to Like to a double cherry, seeming come in between us. I'm sorry! Anyway, parted, To: Snuffles have a great day, and remember that I love But yet an union in partition­ You won this time, butjust watch out you so much. Youmeaneverythingtome, .. Two lovely berries moulded on next time we have a snow day ... Just you, you'd better believe it. Love ya, one stem; me, and your computer. Watch out! schmoogie-toots! So, with two seeming bodies, but From: Snuffles Jamie one heart ... " P.S.Rawr! s. My heart still belongs to you-I love you. Hey#lO "Slow Down. I CAN'T READ Always, We thank you for your support. WHAT IT SAYS." H. Love, "OK. Happy Valentine's Day America's Dairy Lau...... OHMYGOD!!" "Nothing like a trip to hell to show you Farmers Love, what it's like." s. -Bob Dole commentary #10 on Clinton's first year You're God, I love you. Without you T.J.C. in office. my life is nothing. "Rock On!!" GaryK. J.E.K. DearG, Just Kidding. I Love You! Have you ever seen the movie "Fatal Ogre H. Attraction"? You let me down and I wanted you so DearS usan-­ E.C. bad. Etemal Bliss Love, SCTLUV5ZN To all students of the classics: M-IU'94 Scott "~aU' et~ KOp

DearJen S., Dear Jost, Jeff, Sailing through the Infinite Roses are red Keep On Dreaming! Mist Violets are blue Love, The darkness lasts so long CMSU offered me a full ride too, but I'm DD I struggle and I falter going to college next year instead. But your lifebeat is strong. J.W. J.L., Love, You're still in my dreams. Please G J. Ryan,N. McClain,J. Purnell,E.Mich­ forgive me and let's try it again. enfelder, J. Mullen, A. Stone, B. Rom­ K M . Bauer, K. Casey, C. Chase, C. Claus­ bach, C. Truskowski, N. Kriegel, M. Ol­ ner, D. Derikson, S . Leiendecker, M. iverio, and S. Landry, L., Loretta, J. Lee, S. Patton, M . Pilla, and S. So, whatever happened to Russ No. I know he's not a rebound. Struckhoff, Morgan anyway? Can't believe you guys E.E. (Sounds like a la:wfmn nightmare) are almost~! Take care and keep in P.S. I never knew you could dance so Sure do miss yoirr guys. Hope your . touch. ··> well. last semester treats you well. CarpeDiem, ,~ Ms. Raniere gentlemen! · P.S. Seen any awesome "Moses" skits J., Your longlost lately? Seriously, get rid of Mr. Crybaby. ~ former advisor You deserve to be treated better. I'd like to P.S. Sorry-no candy! Poverty stricken Johnny Mac (#10) try it again. Don't let him hurt you or ruin student lifestyle you '11 be familiar with all It's all in the receivers. your life. too soon!! 3D (#'s 81, 88, 89) E...... ~.. . i :j .. /.' -,' ··' ' 1 ......

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T-Bone, Ain't no BB 's coming around here. AK3 . ·, "': ·t ., • To Greek I students: Cairete, w maqhtai! "EroV d etinaxe moi frena V, wV anemoV kat oroV drusin empetwn." h didaskoloV. Mrs. McConaghy

To all Missouri Basketball Fans, Tags, All you who think we have a good Sappy? Corny? You girl. team and will do well in the NCAA tour­ P.C. nament, get a life. We will again lose in the first round of the tournament after Dear Daisy, finishing the regular season 26-2 and I miss you more than words can number one in the country. express. Just think, only 2 1{2 months left Sincerely, and we're home free. Smooooooooch. Norm Stewart Forever in love, P.S. St. Louis University has the best team The Duke in the country. P.S. You make me want to shoop!

• r To Latin 300.,students: Chemi, Chemi, Lo, Lo Puffs is the man. Salvete, discipuli! Oh, you're just crazyy! Numquam dediscere: Ovid scnpslt: C.I. H.A.W.K. "Feminae veniuntad ludos ut videant et ut videantur!" Narcissus, Bona Fortuna! It is a tale told by an idiot, Ex corde, Full of sound and fury, Magistra signifying nothing! And I created it that way ... DearC.D., S.F. I would prefer not to. J. "Bartelby" N. Rizzuti · · ., Notre Dame has the Fighting Irish; Dear Chissy, but Holy Cross has the Winning Irish! You're not holding me back from Your cousin, anything but giving me a world of happi­ LM ness. Through times of pain seems too great to bear, I can love you for a lifetime. Houdini Love, · 1· Shanahan's cute, but you're the best! Saney Stop stealing my gum, okay?

Loveya, • I~ • • Anne, .s I love you more than I can write in this little issue, but let me say that without LCK, you I would be nothing. I think! am going Labor Day Weekend? to go to school in town to spend my next Matt's House? I heard there was an apart- l four years with you. Youlight up my life. ment available! Your Teddy Bear, Love Tags AK3 - .. ... ~ ..

8 Love Dear Sir, Dear Colleen, You left me behind! You are a very special person in my Aura life. I enjoy all the time we spent. We've made memories; let's make many more. Dear Spanish students, See your library soon. That's really kinda neat... Love, Mr. M. Jim

DearDocM., Dear #44 and #41, Do you have our tests graded? We will never bow down to you! Jim D. You know who

To the most wonderful guy on earth a girl Dear J., could ever have. What more can I say, J., You're my little flower that brightens '92-'93 "period D" Theology, I love you! my day. The sunshine of my life. I really Don't forget the famous words of K don't think I could go on living without that infamous Jesuit you. "HOT D--, I'M A CHILD OF GOD.' Dear G., Please don't go away to college next Who Do You Think? I just wanted to express my extreme year. I need you by my side to guide me gratitude to you. Through your love and through the rigors oflife . You are the aloe To Sara, devotion you have taken me to new that sooths my sunburn, the Tinactin that One (1), two (2), three (3) heights. takes away my athlete's foot of life, the From Love, Goop that gets out grease stains. Please John Your Grades don't leave me. Love, C.S .Pers, ~ Hey Jamie, J. You guys are an inspiration. Keep the OK, I LUV YOU! BYE, BYE! faith ( ... tltat does justice)! Kara Dear Steve, An Admirer How do you say "Cheers!" in Irish? Mr.Z, Just wondering ChessMen, How many times do I have to ride "Check you out" in Jeff City! down that waterfall?! I mean, your swim­ DearW., A Fan from Afar mers may get pretty relaxed, but it makes Where's your Life's Rich Pageant me pretty tired. Have you ever had to tape? Mary, swim back up a waterfall so you couldjust ????????? Doubt thou the stars are fire; fall back down again? Gimme a break ... Doubt that the sun doth move; The Leaf DearT.and.J., Doubt truth to be a liar; . I don't mean to be a jerk, but you guys But never doubt that I love M., gotta go. I have to clean all this rice up ... and I love thee best, 0 most best, Roses are red/ violets are blue/ please before morning. believe it. forgive me for not calling you. J. C!!! D. A-rab(assisted by Willy S.) TMC, I Just Needed a One-Line Valentine. I love you. Your ssssssssssssssuper! MarieI, Sssssss-man Happy Valentines Day! Dearest Comrade Madam President, Just me! You have forever changed the way I House of Rest Enjoyers, look at politics. Foreign relations have an Shase-nadsets! I'm in shase-nadsets! DearB, all new meaning for me. I didn't realize Just take me to shase-nadsets! Shase­ Art Hill was fun! political intribrue could be so exciting. I nadsets! E. look forward to further strengthening our Waq relationship. DearT, Love, Enjoy the evening; take your Valentine to Will you be my Valentine? Prime Minister the Dauphin production of Carnival. Love, Liz P. 9 Dear J, · .' ~, Mr. Dole, You are so interesting to talk to. I Can't we all just get along? can't wait until tomorrow and I can tell J. Bill all about this. I love you. P.S. Never Mind! fromT.G. '·. DearDave, . Dear Jack in the Box Guy, Can't we all just get along? ··~ . We want the Monster! l We want the Jay . Monster!! P.S. Never Mind! TheT. De-ar Conan O'B, NormSez, I guess they're just giving talk -shows "Women, ·.you can' t live with out to anyone now. · 'em... pass the beer nuts." Dave

Dad, DearK., Please use your Presidential influ­ Please don't worry about D.; I ki'low ence to get me a date. Dear A., he'll take me back. Love, Chelsea I wish things could have worked out. Love,K. Even so, I still adore you." .. · ·:'· To Dal Maxvill, . . Joe . P. .T. I see you got Rick Sutcliffe. Con­ Someday' we'll find that Steak 'n gratulation~. but he's no Phil Housley. Dear Luv Katz, Shake rainbow. · From Ron Caron Vroom, Vroom! c -C.D., E.G., J.J., N.T., P.S., J.W., DearL M.H. P.J., D.R., D.R., I can't wait for you to pick me up We must set the toothpicks free! and take me on another drive through the Dear John Me(# 10), J.S. park again. ' With that line, and those receivers, I · ·Love,H. would have thrown for 3,000 yards. HeyM., Rob "Big Daddy" Jenkins . Watch out! I f:l:link someone's fol­ Dear A., (#11) lowing you. I can't wait for my 16th birthday! Concerned Friend Love.L. Hey Bird- RememberthatliLtlediddy 'bout Jack Dear Concerned Friend, Dear B., and Diane? Those two American kids Don't look over your shoulder! Some day soon we will be together doin' the best they can ... M. again. I can only dream. I hope you got all Don't forger. ..! am still here .. .I the love letters I sent. love you, M., Love,D · Your Little Lady Dump C. and be with me; he's not worth it as you can see; "Puddin' Wuddin "'my bud-my friend.­ Dear#l2, I will love you, hold you, and be by your Stay with me beautiful girl. I really care You're the best! side; about you. #13. I can no longer hold my feelings inside; . Johnny Dear#l3, Why can't we be together alone? You're the best! I mn tired of talking on the phone! Dear Goddess D., #14 Please call me! 'Nuffsaid. Dear#I4, Love,R F .. You're the best! #15 To Karen, Dear Pickett Fence, Twenty-eight years