Specia[ o/a[entines t£dition rrp Nrwn "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amok " THE WEEKLY NEWSPAPER OF ST. LOUIS U. HIGH Volume LVIII Monday, February 14, 1994 Number22V SLUHman To Latin 100 students: To Miss Catherine McHale of Blackrock, You were my prince, my dream. Salvete, discipuli! County Cork, winner of the Nat'l "King I waited so long Numquam dediscere: Dicite "Salve, mea Lear Essay Contest," and grace of the And was finally your princess. calumba" blackboard in Irish Lit Room #210, It was my fairy-tale. Pulchrae puellaeetpuella tibi dicet: "Amo My mistress's eyes are nothing like Too bad it was only make-believe. te, fortis vir!" the sun, especially when compared to You told me you loved me, Excorde, thee. and then walked out the door. Magistra To Ireland I wish to go, and would do Fairy tales always so just to ta1,k with you for a little, for not End happily ever after. T.J.C.- only are you most-beautiful but you are a Why can't mine? Thcre is not enough room in this fan of that most wonderfully bleak King Pretty Woman paper to tell you how I feel so I'll write Lear. another bad poem: And though the Atlantic Ocean keeps ToShauna: us separated (as well as money for the trip Though our minds only touched for The power and the gifts and the fact that we've never met-but one instant, I was captivated by your husky you seem to always bestow that'satriflehere)I'm asking you lhisday voice and yourincredible command ofthe keeps me ever so sane to be my Valentine. Hungarian language. Though I am too in my times so low. Yours in hopeless fashion, young for you now; still, you are dancing I wish to count the days Shamus & Ja-Mez your way into my bean! until which we are alone Your#l Fan, to share OUr true gifts Pfranche and keep our hearts completely sewn. That hour of uncanny dread Danielle. comes to me every night Thanks for being my #1 fan during as I fear to hang up ~ wrestljng. I'll be in the stands for you when the time draws too tight. during track. So I guess I must say I love you, that whatever has been said or done Jake You alone, are the only true loving one. Dear J. S. "The darkness is in life. And there are P.S. The stars are yours lights, dear mind. And you are one of the Your smile is mine r-., lights. The light of all lights. And Black is ours Love psychotically, forever. Van Helsing J.E.K. Love is in the air, love is in the air! ! Love is everywhere, love is everywhere!! ~- 10 Ode to Bill: Your eyes are like big round hockey pucks, which you hurl across the ice. For three months your head looked like a waterpolo ball, and that was really nice. Sometimes it's a l}assle, that I live so far away; Yet, it is good, as well as bad. for I get home nice and early, So my dad is never mad. This summer we had a grand time, at your house on the lake, You taught me ·how to jet ski, and we went swimming really late. You introduced me to Eric--what more can I say? Except, he looks like he might join a cui t, Dear Crazy People, Happy 18th Birthday, Joe J. and run away some day. And thanks for the eats. Happy Happy Valentine's Valentine's You broke the watch I gave you, JPSJ, Day Day and the dances without you were dead. St. Ignatius says, "Beware of car­ ~Who Saw Everything But I bought you a replacement watch, lights, and look out for that BUS!" Twice Twice Happy Feast Day, and at the dance, I had fun with Ed. PMR Chere- I missed you when you went away, Happy Valentine's Day! I hope this Bubie, But still I remained strong. is a surprise. Did you know this was you? What does your shirt mean ... Monroe And I like your hair much better, I don 'teven know how to begin because I Hall. .. FireAlarms ... Cucos ... PortofCall. .. now that it is long. still can't believe this is tme. You mean so .wendo ... March 1... Viennawaitsforyou ... much to me; more than you know. When Tulanians ... the Rads ... Grease ... Flor- Now it is Valentine's Day, I~ with you, you make me feel like I am ida, .. Oberon ... When Harry Met Sally .. and I'll make this statement true. ontopoftheworld. Youarealwaysonmy Plum Street Snowballs... Stadium Place .. I'm glad you are my best friend, mind, and in my heart I find myself Perlis ... NSF ... December 29 ... Lemp and Bill, I love you too. waiting for each time I see you and look­ Mansion ... Orange Socks & Screamin' ing forward to those huge hugs. I never Maureen "E"... Hellco ... AA & Co... June 29 ... "It ~ought someone as wonderful as you Had To Be You ... St. Kitts ... Bicycles .. (with special help from Nicole) could be in my life. In simple words, what Toronto ... Cardinals ... Ski Iowa ... Blues .. I'm trying to say isje t' aime. The Heart oft he Matter.. Hartford ... Power Amour Toujour, Tools ... Rage! Moi I'll meet you where the Red Ferns Grows ... It's Natural... How do you say Happy Valentine's Day Love,Doo tn. ....? French .....Joyeuse Saint-Valentin! Hey Goofy, Latin ... Felix Dies Sancti Valentini! I love you, but you already know that. Spanish ...Feliz dia de San Valentin! Psycho-romantic '· Russian ...S dnyome svyatovo Valentina! (C.C.) Greek.. .JCaATl Tlll£PCX 'tOU CX)tOU P.S. Knock,knock, knock,knock OuaiU:v'tl. vou! · Love 11 Deere Lammakins, I wuv oo siwwy. Oo is my favwit puthon. I wan oo kith you and howd oo fowevuh. Pweez caw me twonite, and we cun maik: a dait. Fum, Chawwie r Love Credits Joe Joe Be, Joey There once was a cherub named Cupe, Sweetpea, Poopie I felt Valentine's Edition Who went out to eat in the Loop, things The chili was good, n e·vo·er The Year of the Dog so he ate all he could, felt befor e Then went to meet C. Everett Koop. Because EDITORS: Luke "Love Boat of you . I gave u Theme" Glass, Matt "Love Me my h~ a r t , U cheris There once was a man named LaBoube, Two Times" Leuchtmann, Matt Who cooked up a bowl full of stew, "Love Betsy" Perez He put in tomatoes, ASSISTANT EDITOR: Frank and then some potatoes, ed it. I ga ve you my soul But then he contracted the flu. You ctadled it. When I fall , You c "Stop in the Name of Love" atch me . ~en I am lost you lea~ thew Kovarik ay . When I am angry, You calm me. ~~ en I There once was a man called the Rat, ar.: sad , You offer you shoul•!er. ~"hen I ta 1 ARTIST: Ed "Love in an Eleva­ k, you hear my every word. You gave me al Who had quite a history with cats, tor" Glanz His mind was revered, 1 of yoa, I hold you, I love you the be et i know how. What is really unique 2 COMPUTER CONSULTANT: And so was his beard, bo ... t you and I is '!'hat everything I His power walks kept him not fat jus t wrote Can be turned around Mr. Bob"All YouNeedisLove" and still be true. Because our love is uncondition Overkamp A Few Words of Explanation: Minimal­ al, undeniable & ADVISOR: Mr. Steve. "Love, ism is the newest thing in Valentines. uncontrollabl e. Happy Love Me Do" Missey Val en Family, t i n MODERATOR: Mr. James Happy V-Day e "What's Love Got to Do With Kevin ,It?'' Raterman s Day! I miss Dear Everyone Who Thinks U2 Has Sold you so much. w are fo r ever Out, Our lo ve is I've got news for you: They haven't! eter na 1. So Mhile you are Regardless of how much money they are there and I a getting from this new record deal, the m here know t majority of it is going to charity. They hat I love u b.c. you ' re my best made no money on the Zoo TV tour. In friend and more,4 fact, they lost $20,000 on the tour! In ev~ r in love Melis March, they are making a trip to Sarajevo. Does all this sound like the actions of a ~no-.-\ d0 band that's in it for themoney?They didn't want to stay the same. If you listen to all yov. 1~~11 k the albums in progression, the changes q.\\ ~he"- make sense! U2 has not now nor will it of ever be sold out! Sincerely Yours, U2 fan #40 Dear Jenn, Happy Valentine's Day. Matt fJiappy 7/a{entine's rJJay! · Jrrp Nrws . ..~ . .. ~Q ' ' . 2 Love To B., Josh, D., The one thing I always associated Gosh darnit, Booey. I love the way you comb your hair, with you is your Designer Series Trapper Morry Uhhhh.... Keeper. It was so nice. All the portfolios I love the stylish clothes you wear, carefully bound in that laminated binder Morry, Uhhhh..... format. It's tragic, though, about your kid Cut it out Timmy! Love, sister in that freak Trapper Keeper acci­ Boo T.W. dent I know she didn't mean to do it Little Sally never did listen to my ad­ J.F.