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Photo by John Kail Trinity basketball celebrates 52-50 victory over Southern Maine in the ECAC championship title. Hoop, Hockey Win Championships have been disappointed if we had by Marc Esterman more picked up four assists. Goalie Art FitzGerald and the Trinity de- lost." Sports Editor fense made those goals stand up as The 5-1 thumping of Curry gave they squelched the Colonels' at- coach John Dunham his first cham- In one of the most exciting sin- tack, limiting Curry to only 17 pionship in 12 years of coaching gle days in Trinity College sports shots on goal. Trinity hockey. Trinity had made Photo by Mark Bridges history, the men's basketball and "We've got perhaps the best de- it to the finals three previous times Trip Manley raises his arm in celebration as hockey wins Us first title . hockey teams won the ECAC Di- fense pairings in the league," (1978,1979, and 1985), losing most vision III Championship in their noted defenseman Mike Solomita. recently 3-2 to S.M.U. last year. Bants gave coach Stanley O'Grod- ketball game at Ferris after the respective sports on Saturday. "And Whitmore's presence, on and The basketball team, ranked nick his third straight champion- hockey game, summed up the The Trinity icemen, paced by the off the ice, gave us a tremendous number one in the playoffs, capped ship as well as his 100th win. day's festivities quite well. "This offensive exploits of Reed Whit- lift. He's just Mister Positive. Our off the day of victories by edging The basketball team concludes is just the greatest thing that could more and Vernon Meyer, blitzed assistant coach, Andre LaCroix, a well-disciplined Southern Maine the season with an impressive 22- happen for Trinity. First hockey, Curry 5-1 to start the day off on a really inspired us too, Before +he team, 52-50. Ken Abere, who led 4 record, while hockey finishes and now hoop. We are the Cham- high note. Meyer, the Captain, game, he told us to show 'em we're the Bantams, in scoring this sea- with a 22-5 mark. pions!" notched a hat trick, while Whit- the best and we did it. I would son, posted a team-high 20 as the Solomita, who took in the bas- Yes we are, Mike, yes we are. Shanty Rekindles Divestment Argument peared on the TV news and a-story to end investments with compa- ployment. Trinity sold $2.2 million by Judy Sandford said Trinity's shanty was unique in that "it will raise money for the was published in Friday's Hart- nies that refuse to sign the Sulli- worth of stock in such companies Senior Staff Writer Bishop Tutu Refugee Fund." The ford Courant. van principles. These principles ask but still has a $14.8 million in com- fund gives aid to blacks who have O'Gara hopes the shanty will companies to fight apartheid in the panies with holdings in South Af- On Thursday night March'6th, a fled to other countries in South Af- "force apathetic students to see workplace by equal hiring and em- continued on page 3 shanty was erected on the quad rica and the United States. . other things in the world" and near the statue of Bishop Brow- Ninety students have signed up thiiiksthe "shanty is a good way to nell. The shanty was put up by to spend a few hours at a time in make people aware." Trinity's Anti-Apartheid commit- the shanty. They will receive O'Gara says that the shanty's At the March 11th Trinity Col- the best course.the College can pledges for that time. O'Gara ex- primary goal is to get "total di- lege faculty meeting, the Faculty take to contribute; to efforts' for^ tee. Julianne O'Gara, co-chairper- 1 1 son of the committee explained the pects the shanty to .remain for at vestment from the trustees" and Committee on Divestment will peaceful change." shanty's purpose. least three weeks in which case is "secondly against apartheid." make a resolution calling for total In the letter, the Committee adr they would raise about $200 from The shanty was also put up with divestment of College holdings in dresses, each argument against di- O'Gara says the shanty repre- l; sents a "symbol of solidarity with current pledges. The purpose of hopes of influencing the trustee's South Africa. The Committee feels vestment and proposes its own blacks in South Africa" and hopes occupying the shanty is to "pro- next meeting March 21-22. A that the recent escalation of viol- ' refutations to these arguments.'. that it will "show Trinity what tect it, and to give students some trustees subcommittee headed by ence and repression is proof of the- " The Committee believes that-the conditions they live in." idea of how bad the situation is for Bishop Aruthur E. Walmsley of inadequacy of, the Sullivan princi- time to act is now and encourages With shanties being built at blacks in South Africa." O'Gara the Episcopal Diocese of Connect- ples in bringing about the abolition, all faculty members to' attend the . Dartmouth and Wesleyan, some said there was "no point in leaving icut is reviewing the schools in- of apartheid. • •' • • March 11th meeting to support the thought Trinity is simply following it empty." vestment policies for this The Committee's letter" ."'to the resolution. The complete state- suit, yet O'Gara explained that So far, the shanty has gained upcoming meeting. Trinity Community says; "We be- ment of the Committee is on page much publicity' locally. It has ap- In October, the Trustees voted lieve that total divestrn ent is by far 3/ ... •• •• ••••.•.' • •••• • , Page 2, THE TRINITY TRIPOD, March 11, 1986 NNOUNCEMENTS

Personals: I'm waiting impatiently for you Calendar in those dark N.Y. streets. Barbara: It has all been said before. I would not disclose my love for you Dear Smurf: on this public page. I just want you You held the cog too long, and to have the best birthday ever- you now the pink fluffy thing is gone. deserve it! Summer Jobs for the Wilbur the Pig Saturdays, Saturdays, Saturdays Today: For Your Environment ... God, I can't wait till Saturday Rozanne Burt, Director of Career Roses are Red Violets are Blue Jiffer Counseling, will lead a discussion Information: Clean up toxic waste/fight con- You're a Great Kid And a Meat- It's a good thing we live to- entitled "How to Open Doors: In- sumer fraud , Too Happy 19th Birthday gether or else I'd never see you! I formation Interviewing and Mak- The Trinity College Library Book- Earn $2500-3000 Barb miss you ing Contacts," at 4:00 p.m. in sale will take place Wednesday Positions available in 19 states Love, Miguelito Mer Seabury 19. through Friday, March 12-14 in the Info, sessions/interviews: Library Lobby. March 12: 9, 11 a.m., 1, 3 p.m. Hey Barb! To the Bush: Have an awesome Noted political scientist Richard E. Goodwin Hall- Interview rooms Live it up and make your 19th tfarch 13th. With love from Y.R. Fenno, Jr., a professor at the Uni- The Trinity Jesters will perform 1&2 the best year ever! versity of Rochester will lecture on one-act plays on Friday, March 14 PIRGs- The Job Alternative D.P.T.Single Digit Days now, "Ronald Reagan and the Republi- and Saturday, March 15 at 8 p.m. Bonne Anniversaire, we're home free. can Senate" at 8 p.m. in the Aus- in the Austin Arts Center. The Feliz Cumpleanos, tin Arts Center. The lecture is Jesters group is one of the oldest Happy Birthday "The Forest is Velvet." Please an- open to the public, free of charge. at Trinity. The performance "is swer. -L. open to the public, free of charge. Love Becky

Wednesday: Cape Cod, Massachusetts and the off-shore islands of Nantucket and Professor Richard Taft, Associate Martha's Vineyard have more good Fellow in the Philosophy Depart- paying jobs open to students and ment will give a lecture entitled teachers this summer than ever "Hegel's Philosophy of Art," at before. For immediate information 4:15 p.m., 70 Vernon Street. All on the many kinds of jobs available are invited. and details on how to apply send a LONG self-addressed STAMPED A symposium on computer ethics envelope to: Cape Cod Summer will be held in the Washington Job Bureau, Box 594, Room 8, Sound off against noise pollution Room, Mather Campus Center Barnstable, MA 02630. from 8:30-5:00 p.m.. $25. Free to Consortium faculty and students. For information calf Dr. Troyer at SUBSCRIBE TO THE TRIPOD 243-4104. This symposium was Upcoming: funded by a Consortium grant. Have a full semester of the Tripod; .:.. Alex Magoun, Cross Country and Michael P. Sacks, associate profes- sent to family, friends, relatives Track Coach, will discuss: "Train- sor of sociology will lecture on ing Techniques for the Competi- "Work, Ethnic Relations and Sex tive Runner" at 7:30 p.m. in the Roles: The .Potential for Conflict Washington Room. in Soviet Central Asia" on Wednesday, March 19, at 4 p.m. in lust clip out this coupon, enclose a cl iecl the Faculty Club of Hamlin Hall. Thursday: The lecture is open to the public, Payable to the Tripod for $8 free of charge. ! Louise Klaber, Management De- -,••.-..'.;,v, and mail tp: velopment Consultant, Northeast Utilities, will talk about "Stress: f HI TRIPOD You Can't Live Without It," in the BOX 1310 Women's Center, Mather Campus Cinestudio: TRINITY COLLEGE Center at 12:30 p.m.. Bring a bag HARTFORD, CT 06106 lunch. Tonight: Send subscription to: '..•„„. The Women in. Performance Se- ries presents Stephanie Skura per- Apocalypse Now Address .,, .,:..; ,;, „ forming "Some Kind Of Dance" at 7:30 p.m. in Seabury 47. Free! For reservations, call 527-8062 Thurs-Sat: Writer and teacher Eve Sedgwick Manhatten & Bring on the Night JOSH THE TRIPOBl will lecture on "Homosocial, Hom- osexual and Homophobic Canons" at 8:00 p.m. in the Alumni Lounge. This lecture, which is co-sponsored by Trinity's English department honors program and women's A Spring Film Series studies, is open to the public free The March 18th issue of of charge.

Dr. Richard Crawford of the Biol- A collaborative effort by the Trinity Women's the Trinity Tripod will ogy Department and Priscilla Ke- Center, the Inter/Fraternity Council and the hoe of the Psychology Department Dean of Student's Office brings a "Spring Film will discuss: "The Psychobiology feature a special Major: A New Alternative" at 7:30 Series" featuring short documentary films to p.m. in the Life Sciences Center the Trinity Campus. 136 supplement on The "Spring Film Series" will feature short documentary films of an issue-oriented nature. divestment. Anyone Friday: Films selected focus on a broad spectrum of interested in All-Campus Program sponsored by sensitive and controversial topics ranging from the Quad RC/A's: SQUARE- public assistance to rape, Vietnam and DANCING!!! Refreshments Pro- exploitation in advertising. We hope you'll contributing should vided. 9 p.m. in the Washington support this joint endeavor by attending and Room participating iii what promises to be a submit a typed opinion stimulating educational forum. Monday: : piece on the issues A lecture titled "The Tennessee Valley Authority: An Historical surrounding divestment and Architectural Overview"-will INTER-FRATERNITY COUN- "Stale Roles & Tight Buns," a slide: be presented by William Jordy, CIL/WOMEN'S CENTER FILM show with sound, produced by Goddard Professor of Art Emeri- SERIES MARCH 11: "Calling the Boston's Oasis Men's Collective, to Box 1310 tus at Brown University, at 4:15 Shots: The Advertising of Alco- shows how men are stereotyped in p.m. in AAC 320. Dr. Jordy'a lec- hol" illustrates how the advertis- advertising images. It also dis- ture is co-sponsored by the Amer- ing1 of alcohol contributes directly cusses the effects such portrayals by Friday, March 14th. ican Studies Program and the Fine to the problem, of drinking in our have on men. * *To be shown at Arts, Department., . society. DKE fraternity House. March 11, 1986, THE TRINITY TRIPOD, Page 3 Anti-Apartheid Committee Builds Shanty for Protest continued from page 1 At Wesleyan, vandals damaged Paul Nyklieek, thinks that Trinity their shanty last weekend and 12 is afraid to divest and "try some- rica (according to the Hartford Dartmouth students were sus- thing that other major ivy leagues Courant). This money represents pended in January for destroying don't." 17.5 percent of the school's total four shanties with sledgeham- Nyklieek also complained that $84.5 million endowment. mers. the trustees run the school as a O'Gara says the "actions in Oc- The shanty has gotten coopera- "business first and teaching^st." tober the scholarships given to tion from campus security. There Nyklick finds that occupying the black South African Students do is a security camera place placed shanty "adds to its symbolism to not go far enough. The group's on it and officers regularly check experience some suffering." "demands are total divestment." in the students. O'Gara was called ihe shanty has received some in to Vice President Thomas Beatrice Howard, another occu- positive feedback from the com- Smith's office and given the go pying student says it is important munity. One Lawyer came to offer ahead for the project. that students should know about his support and another man the situation in South Africa and n Smith told the Courant that "we brought coc- '»r t)v occupying certainly hope not to have any- try to find out more." The two stu- students. thing comparable to those events dents seem to think "the igno- Th.> '-is !'• • ' ••'"me nt-'^a [Dartmouth and Wesleyan] happen rance might be swayed, but it tive response. On Friday, four here- and we'll keep an eye out." probably won't antagonize most male students come with a sign Smith also told the Courant that students either way." They believe that said "invest". They kicked the it's a proper form of demonstrat- there is a small majority "either Photo by Meryl Levin shanty and complained that they ing their own interests as would be for against." A member of the Anti-Apartheid Committee begins erecting shanty late were not paying good money for hanging a sign." Thursday night. an ugly shanty to be placed on the One student who was occupying Many students that were asked quad. the shanty on Saturday, Senior about the shanty didn't seem to dent pointed out that the anti- "do more for the underpriveldged know about it or its purpose. This apartheid committee and the oc- blacks in the Hartford community could be attributed to the limited cupying students represent only a rather than going to other coun- publicity it has been given on cam- tenth of the student populations. tries where Trinity has little influ- pus. Another student said that the ence." shanty idea was "a bit extreme" Those against divestment that and thought that there is "no way economic sanctions would be more Some students did have opin- for students ever to suffer like the effective than taking out invest- ions. One student described it as blacks do in South Africa." She ments that could be used to manip- being a "publicity stunt" and also said that students must not ulate South Africa. "fashion show" and that a student only look at foreign problems but Most students seem to feel the referendum would more accu- deal with teh "racism that hap- shanty is going to be ineffectual rately show the general feeling on pens on the Trinity campus." although they are not upset with campus about divestment. The stu- Students felt organizations could students doing what they want. Faculty's Statement on Divestment At the March 11th meeting of College. In January alone, 168 owned companies only employ the faculty, a resolution will be deaths were reported — a dra- 60,000 black workers in South Af- made calling upon the College to matic increase even for South Af- rica, a tiny percentage of the pop- divest all its holdings in corpora- rica. The government of South ulation. Ail blacks stand to benefit tions doing business in South Af- Africa has shown that it will take from the abolition of apartheid and rica. Many members of the faculty progressive steps only under du- the overwhelming majority sup- share with Bishop Tutu the belief ress. We believe that total divest- port divestment. 2) By its "cut and that the Sullivan principles have ment is by far the best course the run" approach, divestment would not proven to be an effective force College can take contribute to ef- prevent the College from influenc- fur the abolition of apartheid. Yet forts for peaceful change. ing corporations and, through the ooUagre has divested only from We have heard a number of ob- therri,1&.e.South African.govern- companies which have not signed jections to the strategy of divest- ment. the Sullivan principles. In their last ment, none of which holds up under In fact, the type of strategy cur- report, the Trustees left open the examination. We offer the follow- rently pursued by the College has possibility of complete divestment ing list of objections and responses not proven to be effective in bring- if warranted by events in South for your consideration. ing about desired changes, as black Africa. The recent escalation of the 1) Divestment will harm black leaders such as Bishop Tutu have cycle of repression and violence workers. stated on many occasions. What now more than ever warrants com- photo by Meryl Levin The issue is not jobs for a few effect can we even hope for from plete divestment on the part of the The shanty stands on the quad as a symbol of apartheid protest. workers but justice for all. U.S. continuing our present policy? An extremely limited one at best, probably none, and certainly none that would go to the heart of the problem. Nothing short of the ab- olition of apartheid should be our WEDNESDAY 2.95 Pitchers aim. The South African govern- ment has shown, time and time again, that it will not take any ALL DAY steps to dismantle apartheid un- .50 Drafts less forced to do so. Even its abo- lition of some aspects of petty apartheid has been in response to the threat of economic sanctions. Divestment is the only effective nonviolent form of influence avail- BROOKSIDE able to us. 3) Divestment will not be effec- tive RESTAURANT 4) Divestment will lead to: a) the economic ruin of South Africa; 442 New Britian Ave. b) tribal warfare and bloodbaths in the wake of the fall of South Hartford 5&4-055Q Africa. These two objections can best be responded to together. On the one hand divestment is portrayed as an empty symbolic gesture, while on the other hand it is portrayed as too effective, and consequently featuring too dangerous. But divestment is neither impotent nor omnipotent.. It is not an all or nothing strategy Com because we do not act alone or in Pitcher , _, ^K—- Special a vacuum. Divestment on the part £ of the college owuld be part of a whole movement to exert eco- of Beer (senfed fOjJu nch Si dinner) (Free pizms, dinners nomic pressure for peaceful change an in South Africa. While a particular Special jJ09 ^%L ^ shirts will be instance of divestment is some- thing that only occurs once, it gives ^8.17 J^JT f m given out St impetus to an on-going and grow- ing movement to remove every Patrick's Day economic incentive for the contin- sk more about it.) uance of apartheid. The divest- ment movement can not and will not 'have a total and immediate ef- fect precisely because as a move- ment it consists of a series of individual acts over time. As this

NEW MENU ALSO OUT continued on page 6 Page 4, THE TRINITY TRIPOD, March 11, 1986 Schandler Depicts Vietnam and the Johnson Period

by Regan Hofmann nam to prove its commmitment to his Joint Chiefs of Staff created a sensitive state of affairs. Johnson Special to the Tripod the preservation of democracy. Our vague national objective was was careful not to alienate either to prevent the defeat of the South the liberal "Doves", or the con- Dr. Herbert Schandler, a retired Vietnamese by the Communists in servative "Hawks". He allowed Army colonel, and author of the North Vietnam, while helping the the Joint Chiefs of Staff to believe The Unmaking of a President: South Vietnamese to build a viable in the possibility of greater leeway Lyndon Johnson and Vietnam, form of government to control for the military in the future. It spoke to a Trinity audience their country. There seemed to be was conceivable that if he had Wednesday night, addressing the a general agreement between the taken a completely inflexible question of U.S. foreign policy, and President and his advisors that stance, the Joint Chiefs of Staff how it was formed during the Viet- U.S. involvement in Vietnam was would have seen their cause as fu- nam war, specifically, during necessary. The undisputed enemy tile, and would have resigned, Johnson's term as president. was communism. thereby disrupting the state of do- Dr. Schandler graduated from However, serious differences of mestic affairs. On the other hand, the U.S. Military Academy at West opinion were expressed by the Johnson did not want to risk losing Point in 1952, and continued his President and the Joint Chiefs of congressional support, or his abil- education at Harvard University in Staff as to the level of our involve- ity to mobilize national funds. the mid fifties. In the early seven- ment. Were we to fight, as Presi- This dispute over the level of ties, he obtained his Ph.D from dent Johnson wished, with limited U.S. involvement in Vietnam was Harvard, and is presently a profes- forces, minimalizing the effect of more than a theoretical one. The sor of International Relations at the war on U.S. economy and ci- fact that the dispute was never the Industrial College of the vilian life? Or should we "bomb settled during the war proved to Armed Forces at the National De- Hanoi, mine Haiphong, bomb the be very detrimental to American fense University. sanctuaries in Laos and Cam- forces, and may have been, as Schandler discussed how the bodia", that is "make a rapid ap- Schandler suggested, a contribut- United States became involved in plication of forceful military ing factor to their defeat. Vietnam, and how, due to funda- pressure" eventually forcing the President Johnson wished to "do mental differences in regarding North Vietnamese to surrender. everything necessary, but only the level of our involvement, we As the Vietnam Desk Officer for what's absolutely necessary" to were forced to get out. Dr. the Army's Strategic Plans and free the South Vietnamese. His Schandler recounted a revealing Political Directorate, and later, as goal was to frustrate the North Vi- story from his years in Vietnam. the Assistant for South East Asian etnamese until they realized their As General William C. Westmore- Affairs in the office of the Assis- plight was futile, until they were land's Pacification Advisor, he was tant Secretary of Defense for In- forced to negotiate. But the Amer- to report on the advisability of ternational Security Affairs, Dr. ican ground troops acted differ- sending the Ninth Division into the Schandler witnessed the conces- ently. They were "fighting to win" Red River Delta, one of the most sions that President Johnson made through annihilation. The military Photo fay Meryl Levin heavily populated areas in North throughout his term, as he care- felt that their efforts were being Herbert Schandler spoke to a packed Boyer Auditorium last Wednes- Vietnam. He remembers that fully and gradually increased the severely hindered by U.S. govern- day night. "Even as I wrote the report, they American force in Vietnam. mental restrictions. And yet, "the were on their way." He was di- "Johnson made eight separate de- Americans were very successful". 1969, Schandler observed a "shal- a national level to agree on a co- rectly exposed to the conflict of cisions concerning American force There is little doubt that the lowness of knowledge, and an in- hesive strategy to achieve objec- opinion that existed between the levels in Vietnam in four years," American forces were superior to difference of opinion regarding the tives", of "piecemeal efforts" and president and his advisors; be- he said. Yet, he remained strong those of the North Vietnamese. South Vietnamese." The Ameri- "indecisiveness". tween the decision makers and in his belief that we could "con- To Schandler, there was no con- can troops who drank their im- those in Vietnam who simply fol- tinue the great society while we nection of American war victory to ported beer and coke as they Schandler said that our experi- lowed orders. fight Vietnam," Schandler addod. a victory for the South Vietnamese buried "Bouncing Betty" mines in ence in Vietnam has most defi- According to Dr. Schandler, the The dicotomy of opinion that ex- society. As a battalion commander the red dust of Pinkville, seemed nitely affected, the administration's United States was fighting in Viet- isted between the President and in Vietnam in11965, arid again in to forget why they were in Viet- * ap

by Barry A. Freedman Fury then radioed Security News Editor guard Robert DeVito who in- structed him to have Mather evac- uated. Fury also called the Mather Campus Center was administrator-on-call Professor evacuated early Sunday morning John Georges, the Hartford Po- due to a bomb threat that was lice, the Hartford Fire Depart- called into the Trinity Security Of- ment, and the Assistant Director fice. The evacuation included two of Security Earl Moffett. dances and The Underground. The evacuation interupted the Juniors or Seniors with a 3.0 average: Tom Fury, an over-night secu- the Trinity Coalition of Blacks interested in Congress? Earn 16 credits rity worker, received the phone (TCB) Sadie Hawkins dance, the call in the Security Office just after Women's Field Hockey fundrais- on Capitol Hill. 1 a.m.: The caller said that 'there ing dance, and Marc Del Greco who • Unique Internships based on your in- is a bomb in the Washington was performing in the Under- terest. Work with members of Congress Room.'" Fury attempted to keep ground coffeehouse. the man on the phone, but he im- The Hartford Police and College in their offices and on their committees. mediately hung up. "His voice was Security conducted a thorough • Seminars with leading government very serious and he did not sound search of the premesis. The search experts, focusing on current policy is- drunk," he said. for the bomb was unfounded. sues. • Washington Faculty headed by the IFC Elects New Officers chairman of the Congressional Intern by Mary K. Bray became strong three years ago and Advisory Council. now serves an important function Staff Writer on campus. • Discussion Groups to share informa- Former president Ben Rhodes tion and opinions with fellow student The Intrafraternity Council held made an effort to allign with dif- participants from around the country. elections Wednesday for new offi- ferent campus organizations dur- cers. The elected officers are Pres- ing his term. The I.F.C. donated Filing deadline for Semester I- ident Hick McCuulley, Vice $(100 to the Trinity Day Care Cen- April 1. ^^W^3$$tfc9&t^i@uif&?-$tQut, (Ti^easw,er ter Jpr sponsoring a raffle, they John Dolsheim, and Secretary An- helped to sponsor the Bantam Ball For applications and information: drew Pitts. The elected officers, held earlier this semester, and nut representing different fraterni- helped to coordinate the Frat to ties, will hold their respective po- Frat night last semester, spon- sitions from the first week in sored by the RC/Ra's. BOSTON March until the first week March, Rhodes is satisfied with the turn- 1987. The term has been extended over in power of the I.F.C. saying, one whole year, from the previous "Rick is ready to keep the I.F.C. Washington Legislative Internship Program term of one semester. strong and do his best to make sure College of Liberal Arts—Room 302 its established policies are main- 725 Commonwealth Avenue, Boston, MA 02215 The I.F.C. is responsible for tained by the school." The Council managing the affairs of the fra- has been pleased with its advisor, 617/353-2408 ternities and sororities and sorori- Joe Toliver. Rhodes commented," ties and coordinating events with He does a tremendous job, and is An Equal Opportunity Institution other organizations on campus. quite supportive." This semester the I.F.C. is espe- cially concerned with the upcom- ing reevaluation by the trustees of Trinity of fraternities and their qualitative functions. The Council •'/ Summer or Fall 1986 Spring 1987 WASHINGTON \ OR LONDON INTERNSHIPS SUMMER SESSION ONLY at the Wadham College of the University of OXFORD Accredited courses in government, economics, journalism and pre- law by an outstanding faculty. Full Academic Year Programs at the London School of Economics, Oxford, and St. Andrews Universities, for Qualified Juniors and Seniors. All credits transferred through Hamden-SydneyCollege, Virginia (Founded in 1776) Inquiries to: Mrs. Janet Kollek, J.D. Admissions Director The Washington International Studies Center 212-724-0804 or 0136 (EQ/AA) Page 6, THE TRINITY TRIPOD, March 11, 1986 Conn PIRG Professors TRINITY .••.-;, \ John Brewer •';.••::.', ..:Givinf OffiiSerMHler,. William M. Mace,; ii Manchester: '. //vThomas g Miller,; president of John D. Brewer, a Glastonbury : resident, has been promoted to resident, has: been: promoted;: to Sorner,yille,/: Mass^:;; has -been ap- Last semester, the Environment tied waters, as their wnn water is •'professor of sociology at Trinity professor of psychology at T.rmty iiI th litjtyjng ;officer • Committee of Trinity Conn PIRG too contaminated to drink, yet the College effective September: 1, College, effective: September 1,: /

pushed for strong Superfund leg- citizens still bathe in the polluted 1986. ..:•-• •'••.y-:-::r-'-i- / ••• •.•'•'••••'/• 1986; Mace joined the Trinity fac-) /Miller /pi'feviously/;; worked/as a islation, directing their energy to water. The chemicals found so far Brewer joined the,Trinity fat- : ulty in IMV and-seryed:: as; chair-) ^%;^flr^p^t,0f the Connecticut delegation of the in the water include Dioxin and uity as an associate professorin man /of tii^ psycHolcigy departm'eW •• n,.: Maas/i" director^Sf ;:pJannfic! House of Representatives. This CBBT, toxidity, according to 1972 a;nd: was chairman of the so-.} /from: 1975-815.;,:,V: '^;.i ^wi, •,/:;;; /v^v 0yihg;at the/griiyeMty/Df Denver; federal program, which was passed Quinn, is twenty-four times worse eiology department, from 1973:83. ; / Je p/pg; ^; /di^ in December, is aimed at the coun- than that of Love Canal. The land- Previously, he was. • an ^ associate:: / versity /of Gprinectioijty itJnwersitJ?/ try. Yet, despite national, and lo- fill in upstate New York which was professor of sociology at Wesleyan; of Mmttesqta,, IJniyetsity of•Te/xas' cal efforts in Connecticut, reaction brought to public attention a de- • University and ;assistarit:pr.Qfes8or:: d06lldii^////' to the legislation has been slow. cade ago. of ;il^kyi|i This semester, the Environment One of the major incidents in the / ^res*^ £);/)):;)\:://3//://;,/;/:. Committee has focused on the area Laurel Park issue is connected cation/a^ennith^^ Ql|svfaK|i^ •His major'areas^^ of testching-atid : of Laurel Park Landfill Inc., in with the Andrews Mountain Road publication are: ithe;; sociologyr^f:1 psycljoibgy;/ p60 0 Naugatuck, in their attempt to Elementary School. Just last year formal organizations,; pccCipstti'oiisy: prove the hazardous conditions un- it was discovered that a stream work and industry;isdcial'psychol^ : der which citizens live due to land- which runs behind the school was ogy and the: sociology of small : ••*'• Resources; ";for; / :Ecdlgil /5/P^ fill dumpsites. contaminated with waste. The chil- gp^:^pQpdf y : : i Trinity and UCONN students o* dren had frequently crossed the logical, theory. He te:• c.q -aUti}#:, '£>f% f Conn PIRG began a survey of the stream on their way to and from th&-; forthcoming;::bp;o|cjj;l|i health conditions of the citizens in the school and many of them suf- metht)i8• Social ^h the area, in order to establish con- fered health problems which fit the •' published '^ crete facts of physical health prob- description of those produced by C lems caused by hazardous waste. the landfill. It took a year before Some of the noted problems in- Mary Lou Sharon could get legal clude miscarriage, birth defects, action taken on this issue, and a eye and nose irritation, dizziness, metal fence was finally erected in nausea, numbness of extremities, order to keep the children away Faculty Divestment Proposal rashes and headaches. Chris Quinn from the stream. a Trinity co-ordinator of the proj- Over the past few weeks, the continued on page 3 is no evidence that divestment re- ect, says that "it is obvious when Conn PIRG students have sur- sults in greater financial risk or you speak to the citizens that the veyed about 150 citizens and they harm. More importantly, these severe health problems are linked movement grows, it will increas- should reach at least 100 more be- ingly exert pressure upon the gov- qualms about possible financial risk to the landfill, because when citi- fore they complete their survey. pale in comparison to the actual zens go away for vacation, or sim- ernment of South Africa until They began at the area closest to apartheid is abolished. sufferings that apartheid inflicts ply move out, their problems go the landfill and they intend to move daily upon black South Africans. away." 7) Divestment will do financial outward to about a five-mile ra- harm to the College. We feel that we have shown dius. The tabulations should be The hazardous conditions of the Though divestment may limit in- these objections to be misguided Laurel Park region first came to completed by about late April, and or unfounded. We know all after which they intend to hold a vestment flexibility, there are public attention about 1961. How- |^^§p other profitable ivestment options that we need to know about events ever, active work towards the press conference. Chris Quinn in South Africa and the range of states that in order to clean out for the College. Partly because of elimination of these conditions be- the divestment movement, many available strategies. The time to gan only about four years ago, the landfill, all the citizens within act is now. We encourage all fac- the area would have to be moved financial counselors have become when citizen Mary Lou Sharon well informed concerning profita- ulty members to attend the March stepped forward. A survey was be- out, which all the citizens are will- 11th meeting and to support the ing to do. Hopefuly with the help ble alternatives to investment in gun two years ago by Mary Lou South Africa. Some colleges that resolution in favor of divestment. and other concerned citizens, and of the Superfund this hazard to the You will receive the resolution a Naugatuck community will be have divested realized a greater the Pollution Extermination Group return on their investments. There week before, the faculty meeting. (PEG) was formed. One of their eliminated. Perhaps this case will few qualms is that as citizens they be aft example for other identified are emotionally involved and can- sites in the state and even in the not be completely impartial. country. A graduate; -of Southeastern Even those who are not person- ally linked to the health hazards of Give a hoot. the area can understand the frus- Don't pollute. tration produced because of slow government reaction. The Gover- nor had stated that water would Authentic, handmade Italian pizza. be pumped to these homes by yet Mads with our own special crust. Covered with PROFESSIONAL fresh mozzarella cheese and-your choice to be followed through. The homes of mouthwatering extras. within on-quarter mile of the land- RESUMES fill are presently supplied with bot- Forum Service, U.S.D.A. !

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FOR rev ymfo, came me MH Open Windows NOW MRS. mem... Hf\N6(N6 HIS mi SOCKS 0M im W KNOW YOU PIPN'T wu MNisren, spirmd ON MY WWWIIMS, AW CMUN& m miRPSR YOUR HUSBAtiP- >pme-par." ANP mm mv wm JVST umt.. won/ YOU mM FOKCIN& ME W WATCH 8 y/CK awK'6 cetmep BL00P6RQ " Z%RY (WWEP "I'm not a doctor, but I play one son, dancing in a rock video and (where Mad Murphy's used to be). HI6HT... mT.V." promoting his own line of sport- The trick is carrying a mug of n Life imitates art, and is thus bi- swear at Sears. Mrs. Marcos is ru- water balanced on a tray along the zarre. moured to be taking Jane Wyman's course. If you can get four people One thing Trinity teaches, or at place as Angela Channing on Fal- together, there'll be a special tro- § least imbues its students with, is con Crest. I can see it now in Peo- phy for the winning team and a arrogance. I generally consider ple magazine: "the Marcos' go free dinner at Jasper's. myself to know what's going on, head to head in the ratings war Just like everything in the 80's, but just when I get to the point of over the Friday 10 p.m. program- there is something in it for you MM. supreme arrogance, the whole ming slot." besides having a good time and thing gets re-screwed up and I'm Haiti's Duvaliers are reportedly helping a worthy cause; the person right back where I started, dazed living in a hotel in Paris. Recently, with the best combined speed and and confused, watching "Rocky a New York morning disc jockey balance wins a trip for two to the NOW I ASK W, and Bullwinkle" reruns early Sat- tried calling the hotel and ended Bahamas, and the person who IA\STBRPALLAi..MAT VOVVTAKeAU urday morning. up talking to a French operator, raises the most money for MDA m wen- For example, in the good old who explained that the Duvaliers wins a trip for two to Ireland, This weze mmep TO WflTp days, you could count on your av- weren't taking calls and would he definitely makes it worth the ten YQUPQO! erage garden-variety dictator for like to leave a number for them to dollar entry fee, not to mention the SUCH A MAN f certain things. Lately, however, return his call? The DJ left the free t-shirt and mug everyone gets. i the rules of the dictatorship game number of a dial-a-porn place in IP seem to have shifted so much that New York. The icing on the cake is your even the dictators themselves have chance to work on another han- no idea how to behave. gover for Monday; there'll be a free Take Ferdinand Marcos; rumour party for participants at Boppers has it that he can't even decide after the race. If you've ever had what to wear in the morning or to wait two hours outside what is what to eat for breakfast. Appar- If you've got nothing to do this definitely the hottest spot in Hart- ently, his wife Imelda made all of Sunday and need a cure for your ford, you'll jump at this chance to the arrangements to get the family Saturday night hangover, defi- get in ahead of the line. I out of the Philippines and basically nitely check out the St. Patrick's You can pick up registration in- runs the whole show. What fun is Pub Run/Walk to benefit the Mus- formation at any Food Bag, Jas- UKB YOUR WA mu- FM. it to be a dictator if you can't ex- cular Dystrophy Association (you per's, Sean Patrick's, or WHCN at aiMTFReep wmourmi ercise all that power? know, Jerry's kids) at 12 noon. The 1039 Asylum Avenue. For those of '} eeCAi/56 5H& I5NT ACTUALLY i CARE UW/LTHeTRIAL. I really think Marcos is going to course is about a half-mile long and you who are waiting to solidify IICIPAL AM tWRPgReR. make a comeback, though. I fully runs from Sean Patrick's down- your Sunday plans, you can also I expect to see Ferdinand guest town, through Bushnell Park, end- sign up the day of the race at Sean MV ^ starring on Miami Vice next sea- ing at Jasper's at Union Place Patrick's. CARE?

vacuuming your room. The con- don't the parents just admit they certs are pretty casual although it's don't like it? Maybe I don't like Warning: The not very danceable music. Bingo, but you don't see me run- following article contains material Senator's wives and worried ning all over town trying to get some parents may find potentially parents are suddenly putting down every Bingo parlor closed on Fri- offensible. my tunes. They say the lyrics are day nights. It wasn't my genera- hazardous to the mind. I must ad- tion that gave us the A-bomb, so mit, they are pretty bad, but does what right do they have to pass SPeClFICAU-Y- We all have our own demented that mean they are morally cor- judgement on this generation? ways of working out our frustra- rupting today's youth? That is a And let's get our cause and ef- WR House. tions, don't we? I'm coming out of hard thing to prove. Maybe in a fect argument straight. Maybe a I MY the cage this week by telling few isolated instances, these par- cause of juvenile corruption is the H0U6B everyone that music has always ents could make a case of it, but overly restrictive home environ- been my favorite means of escap- by and large the kids grow out of ments these parents provide. ing this here world. It comes as a this stage unaffected and un- Maybe this authoritarianism suprise to humans when I confess harmed. They even go to respect- causes the kids to listen to the mu- to preferring Heavy Metal and able schools like Trinity and get sic, considering it a safe and more Hardcore to other forms of ear into corny music like Jazz. desirable alternative to suicide, damage, but then again I'm su- Some people love this music so drugs, and other higher forms of prised to hear some people ac- much they never grow out of it — delinquency. They should be tually like the stuff Saga claims is so they form bands or become thankful that their kids have ac- fit for human consumption. I used harmless lizards. But killers? Rap- quired a taste for this music. to love cranking up Black Flag ists? Dope addicts? Some of the So the porn-rock detractors during cartoons every Saturday biggest druggies in the world — think they have won the war by morning, but my cagemates wer- Dead Heads — listen to songs with getting warning labels put on some en't into it, and made me stop. relatively no drag references in albums? Well, it suits me fine, just People just don't understand the them. Explain that. so long as it shuts them up. They're genius behind this music. It's the All Heavy Mflal does is provide just another brick in the wall any- only music you can enjoy while a little listening enjoyment. Why way. REMEMBRANCE

: • :. •-•-• •, , '... AND ••••••.-.„•.• .:.•.•• RESPONSIBILITY: THE MISUSE OF THE HOLOCAUST A LECTURE BY SUSAN HATTIS-ROLEF- SCHOLAR-MRESIDENCE 70 VERNON STREET THURSDAY . ' FREE ADMISSION 4:30'P.M. SPONSORED BY TRINITY COLLEGE HILLEL Page 8, THE TRINITY TRIPOD, March 11, 198fi Editorial TRINITY TRIPOD

The Art Of Deception

"The debasement of language by President Reagan when he calls (the contras) 'freedom fighters' is as insulting to the history of the United States as to the history of Latin America." -Carlos Fuentes

It's time for Reagan, Weinberger, Schultz and Speakes to sell the next step of their "America Saves Nicaragua from the Wicked Wretch of Communismm" plan to Con- gress. This time they have removed the word "humani- tarian" from the $100 million aid package called for, so TRUST their ad-campaign will have to be that much stronger its m UT6ST IHCOMHUTO TeCHNOLOfiy- TH£ than last time. So far they're off to a good start. PM& T0 Tifc SAUJHCf, YOU SWITCH TO W MfcXT WL..." "The world is watching," the President said, "to see College Press Service if Congress is a§ committed to democracy in Nicara- gua...as it was in the Philippines." Kind of makes want to join the ranks of the contras yourself, doesn't it? What could be better than being a "freedom fighter", similar to our own founding fathers no doubt, in Nica- ragua? ETTERS Aside from this expected play on our patriotism, lying seems to be the administrations #2 tactic in getting the Nlcaraguan rebels new guns. "You asked about the al- that he could learn who his Stags the team would be seriously detri- Why No Press? would open against next week (Il- mental to one's-studies. legation that the Nicaraguan reistance consists of, or is linois). I and several of my friends have led by, supporters of the late dicatator Anastasio Samoza. By John Shiftman and It's bad enough that the resi- made it to 14 of 23 games by plan- We have reviewed the facts carefully and conclude that Lawrence Bou dents of Hartford can barely watch ning ahead. this charge is incorrect and misleading," was Assistant a fuzzy Channel 40 or Channel 8 to I'm not saying students should Secretary of State Elliot Abrams' answer to charges of tune in Monday Night Football. place basketball as a priority over the the contras of Samozan connections. C'mon El- Somewhere in rural Pennsylva- Without cable, viewing a sporting grades, but I think the players liot...give us some credit. The evidence is stacked against nia the spirit of Steven K. Gellman event in Hartford is often arduous. would appreciate the added sup- you. "The contra military force is directed and controlled must be turning in its grave. His port. Let's put it this way, if you beloved North Carolina Tar Heels And then there is the Trinity fan. were a basketball player (or a by officers of Somoza's National Guard, who fought at have lost two straight to our be- Trinity won both the EC AC bas- singer in the pipes for that matter) the dicatator's side until the very end and then fled to loved Maryland Terrapins. But ketball and hockey championships wouldn't you appreciate support Honduras," said Edgar Chamarro, a past leader of the more importantly, Hartford, or on Saturday and not even a men- from your'friends and classmates. primary contra force. He quit last year having been rather Connecticut, has screwed tion was given on Channel 3 Sun- Trinity played at Tufts and Wes- disgusted by the whole organization. the avid sports fan again. Yes, day night. In fact, Bill Liggins, the leyan to standing room only Connecticut has given sports the weekend sportscaster, showed crowds, and those teams records Chamarro also had an answer for the administration's minor miracle of ESPN, but what highlights of the Big East Tourney were not half as good, as Trinity's. , claim that the contras have given up their tendencies the local media has to realize is Final, a game that had been com- It was extremely disappointing to toward civilian violence. The Contras "premeditated pol- that there are those of us who live pleted almost 24 hours before. Fol- see more Clark fans than Trinity icy (was) to terrorize civilian non-combatants. Hundreds here who are interested in more lowing day-old highlights of the fans in our own gym, during the of civilian murders, mutilations, tortures and rapes were than what happens to Earl Kelly Pearl and Walter Berry, Liggins first half of that exciting game. committed in pursuit of this policy of which the contra and Dom Perno. aired (with cute graphics) the pair- Where is the Bantam spirit? I All Sunday afternoon, Brent ings of the 1986 Connecticut state heard a parent of a Clark player leaders and their C.I.A. superiors were well aware." Mussburger and CBS plugged the high school basketball tourne- ask, "Why aren't there more Trin- The administration's lies haven't been quite as effective annual college, basketball evquive- ments. He even added insult to.in- ity fans here? They are supposed as their anti-communistic, patriotic dribble. Almost every- lent to the Miss America pagent. jury by incorrectly stating that the to have a good team." That's a one take "fighting for the free world" to heart; not many Each year on the Sunday following Boston Celtics beat the Washing- good question; one that the players of us relate well to deception. Let us hope Congress the conference basketball tourna- ton Bullets in overtime last night. and the fans who attend the regu- ments at precisely 6 p.m. millions For God's sake, the game was on lar season games, would like an resents it, too. Politicians disguise corrupt policy with answer to. [sic] corrupt language. of Americans huddle around their Channel 20. television sets waiting for Brent The station was flooded with The second point I would like to and Billy Packer to announce the hundreds of irate calls and by 6:24 make is the lack of a junior varsity pairings for the NCAA Basketball the station had apparently taken program. The junior varsity pro- Tournament. The program is the the phone off the hook. Where are gram should not just be adequate. first oppurtunity for anybody - for you when we need you Khambrel? It should be important and both the public and the press - to From the Berkshires to the strengthened, because it is the learn who has been invited to and Sounds... players form this program that will who will play whom in the most Better yet, Connecticut? play on the varisty level in future exciting event(s) in college sports. years the J.V. team doesn't even have warm-ups! Every other J.V. Editors On this perticular Sunday, how- team they played this season, even • An ft Marie Grunbeck r ever, the programming directors the two high school teams, had Bridget McCormack , at WFSB Channel 3 in Hartford And The Fans? warm-ups. But that's not the is- decided that, well, maybe Connect- sue. The issue here is that every icut would rather watch Gerry team the J.V. played had its won Managing Editor The game of basketball has been Brooks do his Sunday local news a tradition in my family sicne I can program separate from the varsity David Rubinger program. Instead of "...you are remember. My father played bas- program. These teams did not looking live at the NCAA head- ketball; all my uncles played, as spend all their practices playing News Editors Sports Editor ;. dummy defense for their varsity Kef in Scollan quarters in Kansas City, Mis- well as all my cousins. I've watched • Marc, Bsiermqn souri..." Connecticut got "...from one of my cousins go on from play- squads. Granted, this may teach \VbrId Outlook Editors the Berkshires to the Sounds..." . ing in a division I college program them the varsity plays, but the J.V. ArtSiEditor • • • '"' Tory C/awson Every other major city in Amer- to playing in a professional league players really need time to prac- Jennifer Edmondson Hillary Davidson ica watched Brent and Billy tell us in Europe. I've been to Knicks and tice regularly together. Once in a that St. John's (30-4), top seed in Lakers games, college games, and while is just not enough. No cohe- Features Editor • Coiitributing Editdr the West, would open against have watched the NCAA Finals on sion can be developed between the Chip Rhodes Production Editors Montanna State (13-17) in Long T.V. with my father every year players and established on the Photo Editors 'SHerri Mart on • Mark Wlodarkiewicz Beach, California. Channel 3 pre- since I was fourteen. I would con- court if they don't practice to- empted the national network sider myself a knowlegable and gether. There is no way players Mark Bridges' • Ki mien' Snerd ', ' TransAiission Manager can be effective together if they • i, , • broadcast and Connecticut view- avid hoop fan, and Trinity's tal- Meryl Levin ,' • ''Rkhar'dTak'acs only play with each other once a Ariouitceinents ers were shown clips of Blennor ented varsity team has not disap- Copy -Editors week in a game. And how can the , Editor Advertising Manager Smeal, head of the National Wom- pointed me all season long. With Sean Dougherty players truly care about thier team Maria Gutifto ' Danief'-Weick en's organization marching in their outstanding wins over Clark, John Ph'qlatt- . Washington to protest (surprise!) Yale, and Wesleyan, the players if the coaches don't seem to? I think Coach Ogrodnick and Coach Assistant Editors Circulation Editors Reagan's abortion policies. ave established themselves as a top Healy need to put a little more time. Business Manager Chris piekinso ft ' Andy Petricoff The fact that Channel 3 decided ranked Division III team. How- ever, there are two things that into developing their J.V. players Tom Swiem Michelle Monti Wendy Sheldon not to run the basketball pairings if, in the future, they want tal- is an insult to the intelligence of have disappointed me this, season: the lack of support by the majority ented players who care about the the Connecticut basketball fan. We team and are enthusiastic about realize that the University of Con- of the student body at the home basketball games, and the alck of the game. The junior varsity re- The Trinily Tripod is written and edited entirely by students of Trinity necticut did not have a banner cord of 3-9 might be reversed if the year, but there were other Con- a junior varsity basketball pro- College, Hartford, Connecticut. Commentaries and letters to the editor gram. coaches showed the J.V. players solclj reflect the opinions of the author and not necessarily those of the necticut teams involved in the se- the same attention and enthusiasm Tripod or Trinity College. The deadline for advertisements, announcements, lection process. We can just we see in the opponents' junior commentaries, and letters to the editor is 5 p.m. Friday. imagine the look on the coach of I know that Trinity is highly, ac- varsity coaches and programs. The Tripod is located in. the basement of Jackson Hall. Office hours are the Pairfield U. thought as he ademically oriented, (that's why waited for Hilton to finish the held Sundays 1-6 p.m. ami Mundtij •« 2-5 p.m. Telephone: 527-315lex(ension we're all here) but it is hard for me weather and Brooks to run a fea- 252, Mailing address: Itox 1310, Trinity College, Hartford, Connecticut to imagine that taking two hours 06106. .'•'.' ture on wild Canadian geese so Melissa Hobbie , out of one night a week, to support A loyal Fan March 11, 1986, THE TRINITY TRIPOD, Page 9 EATURES Feature Focus CHIP RHODES

It was one of those gloomy win- "What did you say? I can't hear ter days that rub off on you. I had you, this hearing aid of mine is ab- work to do, of course, but my emo- solutely useless," the other said. tional malaise had crept into my "I'm not the woman I used to be. mind and made all schoolwork im- I envy you Marjorie, you look possible. After pacing my bedroom great." I resolved to take some initiative Oh no I don't. Did I tell you Kay? and drag myself out of this. What I took another fall last week. could be worse than being bored That's the third this year," Mar- on a Saturday afternoon?? jorie lamented. When my think tank came up "You'll have to talk louder," Kay empty, I settled on a cup of coffee said, "I can't hear you. I'm afraid at Friendly's. Perhaps commiser- my best years are behind me." ating- with equally bored people "Oh no, you don't look a day over would do the trick. Maybe I could 50. But me? Well my rheumatism even strike up a conversation on is getting worse by the day. It's all the impending apocalypse. I can do to drag myself out of bed To make matters worse it in the morning. Kay, I'm afraid I'm started to drizzle on the ride over. not long for this world." I was only slightly damp when I "Don't say that. You've got made my way inside and sat down plenty of miles left in you. But me? at the counter. I ordered and sur- Sometimes I wish I'd fall asleep veyed the turnout. Pretty large. and just never wake up. It'd be Listlessness must be in season. easier." She was nodding her head On my right sat a stoical man of slowly to add gravity to her words. somewhere between 40 and 200 years old. He was hunched over a "Don't say that Kay, you've got bowl of soup with his eyes glued to all those lovely grandchildren. his task. No commiseration there. They'd miss their grandma." "They'd get along just fine with- My left, however, showed prom- out me. They don't need me. I'm listening because they turned their that the sun was struggling to Some things which might appear ise. Two wizened and very elderly just an old lady, that's all." Mar- heads to meet my surreptious gaze shine? Had they even known that funny at first turn out to be just women were enthralled in an inti- jorie's voice was sounding even and scowled in tandem. it had been raining? I wasn't sure. too sad to laugh at on closer con- mate conversation. I cocked an ear more tired than it did at first. I lowered my head in embarass- I wasn't sure of much. But I sideration. in their direction in hopes of hear- This was not the antidote to my ment. They softened their voices couldn't get them out of my mind. And it isn't hard to understand ing something even mildly inter- boredom. In fact, listening to these so I could no longer hear anything These women had once been 20. how those hardest hit by age's cru- esting. Under normal two women and trying to guess they were saying. It wasn't neces- They had probably found boredom elty could resort to self-pity circumstances I would have re- what they had been like before age sary, I had heard enough already. as catastrophic as I found it. But By the time I got home, the sun spected their privacy, but I was exacted its price made me feel I finished my coffee and left. It now, boredom was not a concern. had obliterated the haze. I decided almost desperate. guilty for my selfish whining. I wasn't drizzling anymore and the Only health was. on a long walk to enjoy its warmth. "You're a better woman than I," guess, if you want to be trite, you sun was even filtering through the The debilitating effects of age I wasn't about to waste a beautiful one was saying. "I swear, can you could say I was counting my bless- haze in spots. But I hardly noticed. had reduced them to something Saturday afternoon. see this hand? I can hardly move ings. like seli'-parodies. But there's I wasn't feeling bored any ,1 think tfa&y realized ,that I-was Marjoriff notice nothing- tunny about it, really. longer. Steve Baloe's First Annual Awards Due to their construction, all 4 Center, where 3 stalls and 3 urin- Spring Weekend is on the bottom ings that make up the character of by Stephen Balon doors in each set wobble and open als are spaced in a 12 x 12 area. floor of Jackson where there is the campus, but the friendly peo- Senior Staff Writer up if anyone goes into one. Too bad the designers weren't more spilled beer and sweaty, bare ple who use those buildings. And more economical about the height feet than anywhere else on the en- what better way to use a building Most Spacious Bathroom in a of the ceilings. tire planet. and make people friendly than to useless spot is tne men's bath- Worst Bathroom to use during Just remember, its not the build- build a nice bathroom. room in the Fieldhouse where 50 One of the things that makes a guys can wait in line, although only campus a campus is its diversity. 50 guys use it every year. Nowhere is there more diversity Best Bathroom Award goes to the than in . At Trinity, it is second floor of Mather next to the no different. Here is my informal Washington Boom. Well-designed, survey of 21 campus bathrooms clean, 2 different size and with accompanying awards/titles a spacious sink area. for each of them: Dirtiest, Worst Bathroom Award Tiniest/Non-Existent Bathrooms goes to that certain bathroom two are in the Religion Philosophy De- floors below. No explanations partment. Maybe that type of per- needed. son transcends mortal shortenings. Most Disimproved Bathrooms are Bathroom most likely to be Co- in Elton. I used to love having 2 Ed on a weekend are at Pike, and doorways and windows when I other frats. Sometimes, men and lived there. They don't even look women are forced to prove that chic either. they are equal and there's no dis- Best Lockerroom Simulation crimination based on sex when it Award goes to Jones Hall bath- comes to bathroom privileges. rooms. Jones was probably the We feature GM cars Longest Stall Award goes to the athletic center on campus at one like this Chevy Cavalior. first floor bathroom in the English time. department. It takes several sec- Most unused bathroom is in the onds just to get to the bowl after bottom floor of McCook near the shutting the stall door. dreaded physics labs. Widest Single Stall is in the Jesse Biggest Mirror is in the Hallden Field B&G house. It is rumored men's room. Why is anyone's that an entire track team could use guess. Semester Break Rate it all at the same time. Bathroom with no character You pay for gas used and return Definitively Co-Ed or ERA Make your break in a air from Award goes to the ones in Austin car to renting location. Most award goes to Northam Towers Arts Center which are about as National. You can rent a car if $ 95 among others. Not the best place typical as they get. you're 18 or older, have a valid major credit cards accepted. PER DAY 27!WEEKENDS to meet the opposite sex though. Best kept secret are the bath- driver's license, current student rate applies to Chevy Cavalier 150 FREE miles pet day. Shortest Plumbing Canal goes to rooms in Frohman and Robb which l.D. and a cash deposit. Stop by ursmii/.ir-s., ami i> subjectlochan$<: without m>tict\ Aih's sJrvhlfy Univrfiir driven Additional mileage 12« Thursday to Monday. Call rounded by dirt and Heaven knows manite and ask about a soothing advance. for detail*. what else. bath for your tired legs and back. Foulest Non-Bathroom Odor in a Stick to you Diet Award goes to Bathroom Award is presented to several bathrooms in Little which the bathroom next to the 8-Man, have an estimated 6 inch wedge MM National Car Rental, where it wreaks of running shoes between the shower and the wall when it doesn't smell like old beer. which people must pass to use the Trinity deserves National attention.® Highest Stall is in the second floor . It's the best incentives for Available at: of the library where anyone under keeping on a diet since Lent was 5'6" cannot touch the floor with invented. 598 Asylum Ave. (Hartford) their feet. Most Economical Use of Space 549-5850 Stick-Urn Stall Door Award goes Award ironically goes to the first to the men's locker .room stalls, floor bathroom in the.Life Science Page 10, THE TRINITY TRIPOD, March 11,1986 RTS&ENTERTAINMENT Students Show Their Stuff inTrin Show formed three numbers despite tions of "September", by Earth, These guys rousted the audience ken by employing the applause me- to the intensity of laughter and ap- ter, which elected the following by Mary Sabatini lighting and sound problems. This Wind, and Fire, and "Jungle Love" by Morris Day and the plause. They left the crowd shout- winners: third prize went to the Staff Writer talented duo set the stage, creat- ing the atmosphere for the remain- Time. The audience was enthusias- ing for more. The show concluded blulegrass band; second prize to der of the evening. Following was tic and in great spirits by this time. with the talented band "Twice "Interforce", and first prize to On Thursday, March 6, the South an offbeat, hysterical juggling act However, the best was yet to Since Monday", who ended with a "The Two Jew Crew". The claim Campus RC/As sponsored the by Dave and Bayard. Their jug- come. first-rate performance of "Rocket of the "TJC" to be "King" was "Trinity Talent Show," an annual gling skills knew no limits; they Without doubt, the "Two Jew Man", originally by Elton John. indeed justified, and the group de- event, in a crowded Cave. Al- performed with tennis balls and Crew", a rap band composed of J. livered an encore performance. If though the show was delayed due racquets, "hot metal objects", Rock, G. Wiz, and Doc Jam, stole one had to choose a single word to to numerous technical difficulties, Stanley tools, apples, handker- the show. Jonah and Matt (J. Rock The results of the judging indi- decribe this year's Trinity Talent it was well worth the wait. A night chiefs, matzo balls ("the interna- and G. Wiz) illustrated their excel- cated a four-way tie among the Show, it would have to be "fun", of music, laughter, and enjoyment tional segment"), and beer bottles. lent skill at rapping, and even per- bluegrass band, "Interforce", although to call Trinity's first an- was had by all. The emcees, Dave formed spontaneously on such "The Two Jew Crew", and "Twice nual Talent Show "talent-filled" would be just as accurate a label* and Bill, explained that the five The third act, a bluegrass band topics as sports, Saga, and sex. Since Monday". The tie was bro- judges were randomly selected and composed of Jeff and Jeff, and a would score the various acts on a rhythm section, demonstrated ex- scale of one to five. The winner of pert playing and prompted the au- the first prize would receive a dience to clap and shout. "Grant $50.00 gift certificate to Brown Band" continued the show with a Thompson's; second prize, free rich, mellow performance of the tickets to Hartford Stage; and blues. third prize, one free pizza until the After some readjustment and ar- end of the semester, compliments rangement of the technical equip- of the Cave. Special thanks were ment, the show really picked up, given to Marilyn Weiss amd Pete with a spectacular performance by Zimmerman for their hard work in the band "Interforce". Complete the production. with classy outfits, professional The show opened with the "Car- singing and dancing, and props, petbaggers", who smoothly per- the band delivered stirring rendi-

CLIP & SAVE $ $AVE 20% $ on your next equipment repair at: STEREO SURGEONS ELECTRONIC REPAIR LAB 1173 Main St. East Hartford FREE FREE Estimates Home Pick Up Photo by Meryl Levin For Expert Service call: 528*8837 $ $ "The Two Jew Crew" took first place in Trinity's first annual talent show. Shown here are "J. Rock", Wiz", and "Doc Jam" of the band. "Jesters'One Acts" at Austin Arts students themselves. gene Warner. Harvard by Ginny Thompson and Presented in two parts on March Joe Lyon's "Every Now and Again" and "Tim Cunningham's Chris-tine Belson 14 and 15, the four play series promises to intrigue viewers. All "Moment of Silence" will be per- of the plays deal with contempo- formed on March 14. "Every Now rary themes, such as relationships, and Again" centers on an actor this summer. the meaning of life, and the hard- who loses sight of the fine line that The Jesters, one of Trinity's old- est student groups, will be hosting ships of coping with today's world. distinguishes the fantasy in his June 23-August 15,1986 one of this semester's most excit- All the Jester's one act plays re- character from the reality of his ing stage events: "Jesters' One sult from Trinity's various theater own life. Initially, he refuses to act arvard University Summer School, Americas oMcst summer in a play which he cannot under- session, offers orx-n enrollment in nearly 250 day and evening Acts",the annual student pro- classes. All of the plays have H duced and directed play series. evolved from Arthur Feinsod's stand; but eventually he succumbs course?, in more than 40 academic fields ijnd pp>-prolession

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John Kail Page 14, THE TRINITY TRIPOD, March 11, 1986 ORE SPORTS Squash 10-2 for Season

by Tom Chapman tionals, took place last weekend. Senior Staff Writer In the Nationals at Princeton, the 64 top collegiate women's squash players in the country competed to The Trinity women's squash decide the top 20 Ail-Americans. team ended its season this past The players compete as individuals week with an overall record of 10- not as teams. Being a top-ranked 2, losing only to Harvard and Yale. school, Trinity was fortunate The women placed third in the dual enough to be able to send its top match meets, behind Yale and five players: Sophie Porter, Ellie Harvard, respectively. Other Pierce, Erika LaCerda, Nan achievements of the season have Campbell, and Claire Slaughter. At been the tying for first place in the the Nationals, Porter was de- Howe Cup and the inevitability feated in the quarterfinals but won that some of the women will place in a feat of consolation and was in the top 20 All-Americans. allowed to enter the finals. Pierce Earlier in the season, the women was also defeated in the quarters went to Yale for the Howe Cup, a by Harvard's Diana Edge, but in a weekend event where each team feat of consolation, was allowed to in the Division competes against enter the finals too. In the finals, one another. Trinity remained un- Porter played Pierce, but lost in a defeated on that Saturday as did well-fought match, 3-1. Campbell Harvard and Yale. On Sunday, lost in the round of six teams to Harvard beat Trinity, Yale beat Brown's Sue Porter. LaCerda lost Harvard, and Trinity beat Yale, in the second round but was unable each tying for first place. In order to snare a win in a consolation to break the tie, the judges totalled match to Yale's Chris Baird. the number of games won over the Lastly, Slaughter lost in a round weekend. With 30 wins, Trinity of six to Harvard's Ingrid Boyum. Fencing 4th At New Englands placed third behind Yale, with 35 wins, and Harvard, with 33. One notable fact is that second ranked Obviously pleased with the sea- by Judy Sanford to use the meets as learning expe- Seniors George Banta, John Gregg player Ellie Pierce remained un- son's performance, coach Wendy Senior Staff Writer riences towards the New Eng- and Mei-Wa Cheng as well as Jun- defeated all weekend. Bartlett claimed that next year, lands. iors Claude Brouillard, Everett The Trinity women also had four Trinity will give other teams quite Captain, George Banta said "the Sussman, and Paul Astle. additional wins this season against a battle since only one player, co- This year's fencing club did an club did about as well as expected Returning Sophomore's Jim Williams, 8-1, Amherst, 8-1, Prin- Captain Slaughter, will be lost to outstanding job at the men's and owing to the fact that the teams O'Loughlin, Mark Summaruga, ceton, 7-2, and Brown, 5-4. These graduation. This week, the team women's New England Collegiate are young and experiencing a Keith McCabe, Melissa Winter, games helped the season's record voted Laura Von Seldeneck as the Championships despite a difficult 'growing year'". Chris Harges and Kirsten Sneed considerably, but the most impor- most improved player and Ellie season. The women made eighth One other factor that made the used their experience to help give tant contest of the season, the Na- Pierce as the most valuable player. place out of a field of thirteen and season difficult was the extremely the team morale. the men similarly placed eighth in limited coaching available to the Freshmen who made outstand- a field of twelve. team. ing improvements were Sherri Cromwellsets 2 Records The club found itself being dom- The majority of fencers this year Ousely, Seth Lipton, Ray Crosby, The men's swimming team swam in the finals of the 100 and inated by such well trained teams were freshmen and sophmores. Pete Schaeffer, Paul Cestari, Judy capped a fine 8-2 season with a 200 backstroke. The 400 medley of as Harvard, Brandeis, Brown and Many freshmen who took- fencing Sandford and John Mills. solid : performance at the New Ostrander,1 Loughlin, Drinkaus, UConn. However, after suffering as physical education -were enthu- The team looks for^W^d jto a England Championships at and Cromwell made the finals as these loses, the team was able to siastic to continue, were a definite promising season next year ac- Springfield, February 28th-March did the 400 freestyle relay of Clif- make a good comeback by placing asset and learned much through counting to this year's experience 2cnd. ford, Feinhandler, Robbins, and well against teams that formerly competition. and the hope for improved coach- Ten Bantam swimmers qualified Williams. • defeated them. The club was able Solid contributions were made by ing. for the event. Kirk Brett became Two Trinity College records the first Trinity entry in diving in were established by freshman flash twenty five years. Qualifiers in- Cromwell. He swam 54.90 in the W-Swimming Fifth In Tourney cluded Nick Clifford, Ridge Crom- 100 butterfly and 2:02,84 in the well, Phil Drinkaus, Ian 200 butterfly. Although not rec- Ten members of the women's Strong performances in four out points in the 1 meter diving for an Feinhandler, Mark Jamilkowski, ords, Pete Ostrander's times of swim team qualified to swim in the of five relays boosted the Trinity eighth place finish, although com- Jim Loughlin, Peter Ostrander, 56.73 in the 100 back and 2:05.36 New England Championships held point total as they placed high in peting with a painful injury sus- Chris Robbins, Mike Williams, and in the 200 back were noteworthy, at Southeastern Massachusetts the 200, 400, and 800 freestyle re- tained in tray-sledding. Amy has Brett, as was Ian Feinhandler's 22.80 in University February 21-23. lays and also in the 200 medley qualified for the NCAA National All performers registered their the 50 freestyle. In a surprisingly strong finish, relay. Championships in Canton, Ohio best times of the year and many The Ducks accumulated 80 the Chicks splashed to a fifth place Big point getters were Barbie March 12-15. their personal bests ever. Phil points, over the three day compe- finish with a consistent, solid per- Brennan (50, 100, 200, 500 FS), The Chicks finished strong after Drinkaus and Ridge Cromwell tition, at least double that amount formance. Qualifiers were Barbara Ginny Finn (50, 100, 200 back), struggling through a 5-5 year. It made the finals in both the 100 and earned by Trinity teams in the last Brennan, Susan Deer, Ginny Finn, Karen Hubbard (50, 100 FS, 100 was a fitting goodbye for their 200 butterfly, and Pete Ostrander 25 years. Peg Hargrave, Karen Hubbard, IM) and Susan Deer (200, 500 FS). three co-captain All-Americans Themis Klarides, Amy Paulson, These four were key figures in the Barbara Brennan, Ginny Finn, and Jocelyn Roland, Kate Scanlan, and relays as well. Karen Hubbard whose shining tal- Chever Voltmer. Amy Paulson chalked up 315.25 ent and strong leadership will be sorely missed next year.

Senior Rich Stetson skates toward the net. Photo by Mark Bridges Whalers Update but snapped under intense Quebec by Sean Dougherty pressure in the third period. A Staff Writer highlight of the afternoon was seeing Risto Siltanen in a Nor- dique jersey. The Finnish defense- The Whalers have finally pulled man was traded to Quebec for left together after a disasterous losing wing John Anderson that after- streak. Sunday March 2nd they de- noon. Anderson (21 goals 29 as- feated the injury-depleted Boston sists) is on his way to his fourth Bruins 4-1 on the strength of two straight 30-goal season. Whaler Stewart Gavin goals, and the ab- GM Cat Francis, who must be the sence of Boston's Ray Borque. busiest man in the NHL, has su- The Whalers then went on to ceeded in dealing another mar- sweep a two game series against ginal player away for another the Buffalo Sabres, pulling them quality one. back within four points of the play- The Whalers are entering the offs. Mike Liut was superb in all last 15 games of the season with three games. an outside shot at the playoffs. The Whalers snapped their win- Sylvain Turgeon is entering the ning streak at home by losing to last 15 games with an outside shot the Nordiques 6-3. Mike Liut con- at 50 goals. Turgeon hit for his . 39th and 40th against the Sabres. tinued with his sharp goaltending, Senior Tom Sheeny (24) and Peter Worthing penetrate the Curry zone. Photo by Mark Bridges . March 11, 1986, THE TRINITY TKIPOD, 15 ORE SPORTS Adam Places 6th in Division III Nationals

by Stephen Balon else to prove. He had a chance to Senior Staff Writer place in the Nationals if he won one more match. This was the guy who aplied to shcools that didn't It has been a glorious fortnight even have a wrestling program. for the Trinity College Athletics This was the guy who was coming programs. Among the lesser from a very sucessful High School known but extremely significant program to a program that had contributors has been Joeseph S. scored but lacked the bodies and Adam, Trinity wrestler. From struggled even to win a match. February 28th to March 1st, Joe Joe's opponent in the consola- became an Ail-American Division tion round on Friday night was III Wrestler. There is more to the Brett Larson form Concordia, story than that. Minnesota. When Joe defeated For those who have followed Larson 9-4, he had reached a Trinity wrestling, it may come as dream. He was guaranteed an All- a shock to see that a Bantam wres- American title, at least eighth and tler has won national attention. at best third. The "unreachable For those who do not know about goal" as Adam put it, was realized. the winless matmen, the shock is more pronounced. The men lost every match because they did not have enough wrestlers. Forfeits cost them points. The bright spot was that they often beat the other Saturday noon pitted Tom Tuomi team in the matches that were of the Concordia Jelinors against wrestled. the New England Champ. He de- Senior Captain Joe Adam was feated Tuomi 9-7 to guarantee Division III New England Champ himself at least a sixth place finish. last year in the 177 lb class. This Finally he got to face Terry Schu- year, he sought to defend that ti- ler for the second time in the tour- tle. During the meets he was 17-0. nament for the fifth place spot. This undefeated record is impres- Senior wrestler Joe Adam did Trinity proud at the Nationals. Although Joe lost 9-2, he didn't sive and even more impressive mind too much. He realized that it when you find out that Joe wres- was his last wrestling match ever, tled most of the season above his and just savored the thrill of being there. normal 177 in the 190 lb class. It was to the national champion- the 10 we sent," added Coach this did not upset him terribly. Thus, he was wrestling men that ships for Joe Adam and Coach Mi- Darr. "It was a great showing for "I didn't expect to be there, and Joe Adam, the math and com- were often much heavier than he cheal Darr. They left the Joe." it was nice. But for me, being in puter engineering major is unsure was, and still remained unbeaten. Wednesday of the meet to go to Joe began the complex rise to the Nationals was icing on the of his wrestling future. He may be Joe was the number one seed in Trenton State College in Ewing \U-American on Friday. Those cake." His chance at a National an assistant coach, like Nick Mar- the Division III New England Township, NJ. There, the top 20 that survive Friday are automati- Championship was gone, but he tin. "Nick works on me with moves Tournament, held at Trinity Col- wrestlers in each weight class form :ally Ail-Americans. He went up entered the consolation round after at practice. This is a tribute to him lege. He won a hard-fought victory all the Division III schools in the igainst Steve Goodall form Cor- losing to"number three seed Terry in many ways." after taking a big early lead. country competed for the national nell of Iowa in the first round. This Sehuier(University of Wisconson "I wah psyched up to do really title. The top eight recieved Ail- ivas ironic because Goodall beat Whitewater) by only 3 points, 10- W«**hb^!ianing. Them I was American status. Tha top, six of htm J8»ll in last year's first round 7. , There were 22ft or: BO wrestlers a little bummed out," said Adam. those eight got trophies. of the nationals. Goodall was Schuler ended up losing to the in competition for All-American. "He knew he was losing, so he did Adam was unseeded going into seeded sixth, Joe was not seeded number two seed and eventual Joe was sixth. He finished at 20-3, as mcuh as he could to make a good the tourney. "The New England at all. However, Joe dominated his runner up Sean Walker. Walker and although he lost his last colle- giate match, for Joe Adam the impression." In other words it area usually doesn't do well," said man and pinned him with one sec- lost to the number one seed Joe Adam. "Joe was the only New ond left in the match Mamaeo. weekend of Feb 28th to March 1st probably wasn't as close as the fi- was just "icing on the cake." nal score indicated. England wrestler to place out of A dam lost his second niaich, hut But Adam still had some thing The College View Cafe Sports Scoreboard

College View Ath eie Of The Week RESULTS: Men\s Basketball — 52, So.. Miiu>V. HI championship Oamc.

THIS WEEK: THURSDAY Women's swimming — Nationals at Canton, Ohio, through Saiturday.

The College View Athlete of the Week. Award goes to Stan O'Grodniek and John TONIGHT IS Dunham, the coaches of the men's basket- ball and hockey teams respectively: O'Grod- niek won his third consecutive ECAC $3 PITCHER Division III basketball championship on Sat- urday, as well as his 100th career win. Dun- ham captured his first ECAC Division- III NIGHT AT hookey championship on Saturday in his fourth trip to the finals in the 12 years of HIE "VIEW" Trinity hockey. Page 16, THE TRINITY TRI PORTS Ogrodnick Cops 3rd Straight EC AC Crown Trinity scored 10 of the next 12 was fouled by Abere and hit both by Gabe Harris points to take control. Six of those ends of a one and one with 1:06 Senior Staff Writer 10 were scored by Abere, who once left. Trinity then went to its spread again led the Bantams in scoring offense and when the clock iva.s with 20. running down it worked the b;ii! w SMU didn't even crack double Abere. A perfect ending. How else could figures until there was 10:13 left "As soon as I got it, I knew it you describe Trinity's 52-50 vic- in the half. But Trinity wasn't was going up- I just let my in- tory over Southern Maine Univer- doing much better, and only led stincts take over from there," said sity on Saturday night. Not only 14-11. Prom there the Bants eased Abere. His instincts guided the fast did the win give Trinity its third out to a 26-17 lead; a key play in and most important shot of his ca- straight ECAC Division III New that stretch was a two-shot tech- reer, a 15 foot corkscrew jumper, England Title, but it also repre- nical foul on Huskies coach Joey into the net. sented a school-record 15th Bouchard. He was arguing after Storey was then fouled by Don- straight win and coach Stan Peter Storey (12 points on nothing ovan (his fifth) and sank both to Ogrodnick's 100th career victory. but 20 foot bombs) hit a long make it 52-50 with :14 to go. Abere "Bill (Pfohl) and Ken (Abere) jumper. Bouchard thought that wasn't done yet, however. He in- have had an unparalleled four Storey had also been fouled, and bounded the ball to Terry Blaney, years here," said an eleted and he let the refs know about it. The who was gang-tackled by two hu- champagne-soaked Ogrodnik after Huskies then cut the lead to 28-23 skies, but there was no call. Storey the game. His first two recruits at halftime, on three baskets by came up with the loose ball, and closed out their careers with an 87- Don O'Keefe (a game high 23 drove into the lane. Abere wisely 15 record, 5-3 at home. points, 7 rebounds). stepped in the way and drew the "Before the game T told them It was O'Keefe and Storey who charge, giving the ball back to the same thing I told them two kept it close in the second half, Trinity. After a missed foul shot, years ago (when Jim Bates, Tom despite the fact that the Trinity SMU had one last chance to tie it. King, and Kerry Sullivan were lead stretched to as many as nine. But Abere was there again, steal- playing in their last game) 'Let's The Huskies kept battling back, ing" the inbounds pass and sealing not let these people go out losing! but when freshman Don Green hit the win. Talking about 100 wins is trite, you a short jumper in the lane with "I wanted to be the one to do it know that's going to come sooner 7:26 to go, the Bantams equalled at the end," said Abere. "That way or later. I'm just happy for these their biggest lead at 44-35. The I would have no one to blame but people (his team)." Huskies came back again, and myself if we lost. I'm just glad I Playing Southern Maine Univer- pulled to within 46-44 with five was able to do those things at the sity in the championship game is minutes remaining. end." We all were Ken. kind of like taking a blind date to After Jon Moorhouse (8 pts, 6 HOOP NOTES: Trinity got to the senior prom; you just don't rebs) and BiJ) LeBlanc traded the final by nipping Eastern Con- know what to expect. Trinity got buckets, the real action began. necticut, 61-60. Abere had 20 and the equivalent of the ugly sister, a Trinity then went, into a very Moorhouse 17, but it was Pfohl's tough and scrappy Huskies squad lengthy possession in which they follow-up lay-in with 1:20 to go which gave the Bantams a better held the ball almost two minutes. which proved to be the winning game than most people expected. There were several kicked balls basket. Ironically, when Eastern The contest started at exactly and missed shots (which reset the had a chance to tie it at the buzzer, the slow pace Trinity had ex- 45 second clock). After a crazy se- it was Pfohl's younger brother, pected, with SMU taking its time quence in which Pfohl and Moor- John, who took the decisive shot. on every possession. The opening house each, kept the ball alive After John's 20-footer fell off the was so slow that there was not several times, Mike Donovan (6pts, rim, his brother, in a move typical even a point scored for the first 7 assists) grabbed a long rebound. of Bill, went over and consoled his two and a half minutes, when the He then drove the lane against the brother instead of celebrating with Huskies Sean Fennessy canned a 5"8" Storey and dropped a finger his teammates...Abere finished his 15 footer. It was the only lead SM\J roll to put Trinity up by four. career with 1,806 points, a record would enjoy all night, however, as O'Keefe made it 50-48 when he which will be hard to top. The Basketball team celebrates after Saturdays win over Southern Maine. Meyer9 Whitmore Lead Bantams to Tourney Victory by Marc Esterman rink, to win the ECAC Division III Colonels. This was a team that had fense, also set a new record for something like the playoffs, you Sports Editor Championship. knocked off three-time defending minutes-played (1411) in a season. just can't stop him." Meyer (30-32-62) scored seven champion S.M.U., 5-4, to win- the . Meyer started the second period Whitmore's stats (19-31-50) are playoff goals and added seven as- North Conference. S.M.U., which off in the same fashion as he did all the more impressive when you Captain Vernon Meyer picked up sists to lead the Bantams past St. beat Trinity in the finals 3-2 last the first, scoring a goal to make it consider that he only played in 18 the loose puck at center ice, skated John's, Conn College, and Curry, year, had won 48 in a row going 4-0. Meyer took a feed from Whit- games for the Bantams this year, briefly toward the Curry blue line, Trinity's most recent victim. into its game with Curry and so it more, who had four assists, at the as he was hampered by a shoulder checked the clock, and decided to "Meyer's just the heart and soul appeared that Trinity could expect red line,' turned on the jets, blew injury and mononucleosis. loop backwards towards his own of this team," explained sopho- some stiff competition. But Cur- past defenseman Tom Dolan, and end. As the final five seconds more center Matt Keator. "Meyer ry's leading scorers, Fred Whou- backhanded one over the shoulder ticked away, it seemed fitting that was just awesome in the playoffs, ley (39-44-8E) and Rich Morahan of Downes at the :38 mark. Meyer should skate out the clock (38-25-63) were held in check, while Trip Manley, the center on the when we really needed it." Meyer's goal was the only one of line with Meyer and Whitmore, by himself, apart from everyone The Bantams (22-5 overall, 18-1 , its goalie, Tim Downes, and de- the period, but the Bantams wer- else. Meyer's play had certainly fenseman were blitzed by Trinity's scored twice, while Meyer, Solom- in Division III) completely out- en't without their chances. With ita, Bill Blank, and Jay Williamson stood out in the playoffs, so why skated the Curry Colonels (24-9-1 speed and. tenacity, which enabled 17:26-left,'defenseman Mike So- added solo tallies to pace the Ban- shouldn't he enjoy a solo-victory overall, 21-7-1 in Division III) in the Bantams to outshoot the Colo- lomita blasted a slapper from the tams. Manley finished the year lap before the team celebration? the championship game, a surpris- nels 43-17. red line that hit the post and with He had earned it, and so had the ingly one-sided contest from start with 12, goals and centered the Meyer got the Bantams off and 6:17 in the second, Bob Loeber number one line, not bad for a rest of the Trinity hockey team, to finish. Surprising not because of running at the 3:02 mark when he . went coast to coast but shot it into which defeated Curry 5-1 on Sat- the way Trinity played, • but be- freshman. wristed a rebound of Reed Whit- the chest of Downes on a breaka- "Manley has great hands and he urday at Weslevan University's cause of the total impotency of the more's shot past Downes. The po- way. passes instinctively," said Bantam rous Curry defense, which The Bantams and Colonels ex- exhibited a lack of discipline'in its coach John Dunham. "He goes to changed goals in the third period, the corners and does his share of own zone throughout the game, making for a 5-1 final. Meyer had left the Bant Captain alone in the work. His linemates respect capped off the hat trick at :39 to him for that and work well with the slot, making for an easy tap- complete Trinity's scoring. Four in. For Meyer it was his 28th goal him. All they ask is that he do his 3 minutes later, Bill Brister beat share of the dirty work." of the year and the first of three FitzGerald with a forehand on the afternoon. wristshot to spoil the shutout. Al- Kevin Robinson (21-10-31), play- hough Curry started to take the ing with new linemates Frank body after that goal, their inspira- Newark and Bill Kenney, collected tion soon wore off and Trinity a garbage goal from the crease, his coasted the rest of the period to They say that good things come 21st, as he converted a pretty feed win the ECAC Division III crown. from Peter Worthing (8-10-18) to to those who wait, but Dunham and the rest of the hockey community make it 2-0 at the 14:55 mark of "We came together as a unit and the first period. have been more than patient; in got 60 minutes out of every guy," the 12 years of Trinity hockey, Keator (8-17-25) added another explained defenseman Mike So- three times the Bantams have gone first-period tally at 18:20 when he lomita. to the finals and three times slid a backhand under Downes. Earlier in the week, the Ban- they've come away empty, includ- Meyo*4ed him with a perfect pass tams trounced Conn College 9-4 to to set up the play. ing last year, when Trinity lost 3- win the South Conference and ad- 2 to S.M.U. Finally, the Bantams Trinity outshot Curry 11-5 in vance to the finals. Whitmore have gotten to the alter for them- that first period, setting the tempo notched the hat trick, including selves. for the rest of the game; Curry two shorthanded goals on the same never really tested Trinity goalie "Earlier in the week, I had a shift in the third period that broke dream that we'd beat Curry 5-1,' Art FitzGerald, whose 2.70 goals- the Camels' backs. said Solomita. "I'm not kidding against broke the 2.98 record he "He's just a scoring machine," Photo by Mark Bridges set a year ago. FitzGerald, the you either." said Bant coach John Dunham, Captain Vern Meyer (7) had a lot to cheer about. backbone of a stingy Trinity de- Sometimes dreams really do "When he's on and motivated for come true. . , ,