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I thought I thought I was dying, but Ijust had the clap, It was Fiesta, and I had the clap!

Those lines are actually lyrics from Fiesta in Rio,the classic song from Bette Midler's iconic Clams on the Half Shell Revue, for which she won a special Tony Award in 1974 for her contribution to Broadway. But,for me, they symbolize the fun and frivolity that Fiesta in San Antonia represented to a then barely-legal and newly-out man beginning that long and sometimes painful journey into manhood and man-worship.

Picture it: The Alamo, April 1979. A nubile, yet hirsute, young thing in nylon Dolphin short- shorts and a tank top joins a bunch of his newly-acquired and too-too-gay friends for a little elbow-rubbing and crotCh-grabbing in front of the Menger Hotel. There's window- pane acid and lots of bagged vodka for spiking the fruit punches - there's even a little bit of nose candy, but I digress, Standing there, In the early Spring heat. the young thing quickly tires, and decides to go to the Menger Bar,where it's cool and at least he can cop a few feels. Later that night. he rejoins his friends at the San Antonio Country, where the smell of poppers fillsthe air, and the feel of men's hands on his firm, yet supple ass makes him feel desirable for the first time in his life.

That young thing was me; and the men's hands belonged to the pitchers from the Hous- ton Astros.

Whether or not it was really the pitchers from the Astros - hell, whether or not I was really nubile and hirsute - Iscompletely irrelevant to the story. The point is,Fiesta was the biggest. most colorful and gayest thing that I'd ever born witness to, and it set the tone for the gay man that I was to become.

It's still that way today. Oh, you may not get groped in the Menger Bar,and God knows that windowpane acid isn't being popped in every mouth at the Alamo Plaza, but Fiesta is still the sploshlsst and most fun you can have during the month of April in the state of Texas in a standing position. Oh, it's been sanitized - it's now just like Broadway, a Disney- esque version of the original. ..an EPCOT-inspired view of the world and its inhabitants that merely evokes memories of the ribald revelry that permeated such events in the closing decades of the 20th Century.

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And as they say, all work and no play ...Mony may recognize Bob Mould as one of the two DJs and hosts behind the wildly successful Blowoff parties, The other is electronic mae- stro Richard Morel (who also tours in The Bob Edited by Jimmy R,Smith Mould Band),

Bob Mould is here, he's queer TOP 10 and he'll talk OJ Jimmy Skinner about it SOBE Houston but he'd rather let you get to know him lyrics, I related to the album as a whole, so through "District Line," his highly personal, in- I'm guessing you will, too, Some songs were 1. Planet Soul timate and introspective album about the a bit more specific, like "Who Needs To "Set you Free 08" complexity of love and life at-or longing Dream?" So I asked Bob about the queer for-the hands of another, aspect of the album, 2. Madonna "4 minutes" Bob Mould, the genius behind seminal post- "The stories on the record are a hybrid of .•. punk outfit Husker Du as well as the guiding autobiographical and observational, typi- 3. Seal force behind 90's alternative-rock heavy- cally within the same song, 'Who Needs "The Right L' weight Sugar, will tour the U,Sstarting March To Dream' is indeed man-specific, with the 5th, The tour will feature both classic mate- 'chasing the one who's running away while 4.Cee rial from Mould's considerable body of work, being chased by the one you don't want' as well as new songs from his forthcoming line being a good entry point, Anti- debut, "District Line," Bob Mould District Line 'Stupid Now' is the making a As tight and unfettered as its fool of yourself for someone cover art, Bob's new album isa who isn't interested, (I am not satisfying return to form for his the best at picking apart my fans-which include everyone own lyrics, I usually respond from the Faa Fighter's Dave better to someone else's in- Grohl to Daft Punk's Thomas rerpretotlon.) Bangaltar-as well as a great introduction for the unfamiliar , /' A few things that I think are to one of alternative rock's ' '/'//~ff~/ important: The universal na- most important musicians, /0LL.L..<. /"~ ture of relationships, Gay - / 'l"/: ~ relationships are different in As the gay publicist for a gay some specific ways, but the artist who's not always been "out," I listened universal nature of relationships, love, long- closely to Bob Mould's "District Line" album ing, joy, disappointment, are generally the to try to hear the "queer" in it, Whc:it I found same no matter what, I've always tried to ~as that regardless of the specificity of the highlight this, Page 10 Page 11 1.1 ha'le h eU-h wet om".2'J . tlfPlm.: oL,:_,,, I 3109 Knox Street. Ste 214 Dallas. Texas 75205 m and ~.~O dratt,'jtU www.gabweekly.com 214.559.3422 j • ,~.'~ it -'J' PUBLISHED BY m on Tues~aYl~ur$~ Gab Media Co. EDITOR-IN-CHIEF y. and Satu Bob Dineen [email protected] helps, On" fQr aU ~o 214.559.3525

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erol. to bring attention back to the street," he explains. "Of course we'd like to see 1st SAN ANTONIO Wednesdays continue to grow, and for all the retailers to remain cooperative. If enough NOW HIRING people start coming down to the strip again on a regular basis,we, the Merchants Asso- Cooks - Waitstaff ciation, can eventually start doing things like beautification projects, maybe some long- Bartenders term goals like special signage for the street, and gateway arches." All positions Whittall would like to see more businesses participating in the Merchants' Association. APPLY IN PERSON "There are still a few holdouts," he says,"but we want everybody in. It's amazing what you get, first of all to have one huge voice. M-F 11am-3pm We talk to our city council people on a regu- lar basis, and they listen. They really do be- Luther's Cafe lieve in our street and what we can do. " Ii 1425 N. Main Ave - San Antonio !~"'v~V .~4~',- f'lIe "After all, we're still one of the last entertain- (across from HEAT Nightclub) ment spots in Dallas where you can park and Fun & Funky: walk to as many as 53 different businesseslike Opening Aptil2008 1st Wednesdays is Cedar Springs Renaissance salons,bars, and restaurants." By Robert Stahl

Scott Whittall wants to bring back the fun all of the participating businesses lighting and funky glory days of Cedar Springs. their businessesand trees for Christmas. "Of course it was freezing cold that day," Whittall Whittall, co-owner of Bull,a coffee shop on razzes,"but we were determined." Following Cedar Springs, is part of a group of local months have built in interest,and lost month's businessesfathering 1st Wednesdays. festival (in much warmer weather) was the largest so far, offering live music, a raffle and "Cedar Springs is the most eclectic street in a scavenger hunt, inciting patrons to visit a Dallas," Whittall said. "If we create a great list of several businessesfor a chance to win atmosphere, people will come check goodies. it out." TheCedar SpringsMer- 1st Wednes- - chants Association, days is a of which Whittall street party is president, came on, duh, the together a little first Wednes- over a year ago by day of each the most eclectic street in dallas a handful of businesses month. On this special along the strip,concerned with day, businessesalong the Cedar Springsstrip the general direction the street was going. band together to promote a carnival-like Due to lots of construction in the area, huge street festival atmosphere, one harkening sections of the street and major arteries had back to the good ole days of Cedar Springs' been closed off, and entire blocks of houses past. The street isfilled with the sounds of live were leveled. According to Whittall, busi- music, artists and street performers parade nesses were suffering, some even closing. along the sidewalk, and tents pepper the "We saw the writing on the wall," he says,"so street. The festival also incorporates themes we banded together." The Merchant's As- like April's "Spring Fling", while businessesof- sociation is a mixture of taverns, retail, and fer giveaways, specials, and discounts, en- restaurants and meets monthly, providing a couraging patrons to "shop, dine, and play." unified voice for the community as a whole.

;irst Wednesdays started in December, with "Our goals are for Cedar Springs in gen- Page 22 Page 23 +- ""0 c ~ Q) en co Q) aL- . ---I - ..c a::: en :::J « ~ w0 S (9 -z ~ to a stupid trainer. You as a client should pay ahead to insure you make it to the session, but "YOU" should never pay for more than a week ahead (or 3 sessions).It's just not practi- cal.

5. Are your results guaranteed? Quality train- ers will present a fitness strategy and give the most eclectic street in dallas you proper tools (Food journals, orientation manuals, and actual written plans with goals and benchmarks) to carry out your plan and ) then guarantee the results.

Note: A quality trainer will be able to evalu- ate your goals and be truthful about wheth- er your goals are attainable or just plain fantasy- you don't need a yes-man/woman. 7 Tips for Choosing a Personal Trainer You need a trainer! Fitness trainers are a dime a dozen. Every- tions). - What trainers say they can do and 6. Does your trainer look like he/she prac- one from would-be actors to wannabe what they can actually do are two totally tices what they preach? If they are fat then bodybuilders can take a test and get a cer- different things. probably not or if it looks as though they take tification. Just because a trainer is certified steroids then health is not what they're after. doesn't necessarily mean they are qualified. 2. Google each referred trainer and check If you went to a fat Cardiologist you'll prob- Here are tips to help you choose a qualified to see if there are articles related to results ably die of a heart attack. personal trainer to fit your needs. that you are seeking. Many trainers try to be everything to everyone and wind up being 7. Are goals very specific? If a trainer doesn't nothing but a cash register, taking money set specific goals for you or keeps you lon- and not providing results. Interview each ger than your intended goals, I call it milking personal trainer and ask specific questions the client. Quality trainers want their clients such as: 1) Degrees or certifications from to get to their goals and get out there as accredited certifying organizations 2) Expe- walking billboards showing off their newly rience: How long have they been training acquired bodies. clients if less than 3 years, your asking for in- jury 3) How many clients have they trained These 7 Tips to choosing a Personal Trainer with your goal or restrictions? 4) Does your should help you weed through the throngs of potential trainer have testimonials from past trainers who may be wolves in trainers cloth- clients? How long does he/she keep clients? ing. It's your money and your health; please Ask for references. choose who will help you create a better quality of life wisely. 3. Beware of complimentary consultations/ evaluations. Any trainer worth their salt should/ would not give their time away un- Rocco Castellano is the founder of askROC- less they were desperate for business. And, if CO Media, which provides boot camps (ask- they are desperate then why? Newly certi- ROCCOBootcamp.com), seminars, media fied? Looking out for their goals not yours? content and online fitness services at ask- ROCCO. com. He is certified by the National Note: During consultations trainers should be Academy of Sports Medicine and has writ- listening at least 50% of the time. If the trainer ten "askROCCO Uncensored vi," available is talking more than listening, he's trying to at bookstores everywhere . If you need a impress you about how much he thinks he daily dose of ROCCO check out his Blog at knows and just likes to hear himself talk. askROCCOblog. com EnJovan evening oIlDn, trollc,

4. Beware of package deals. Quality trainers • lood and drinks, plus shOpping can't afford to discount their rate. They are with discounts at partlclpadng 1. Call at least three personal trainers that paid for their time so if they can get $100 an specialize in your fitness goals. (Ask friends hour, why would they discount it to $75 by Cedar SpringS merchants. and other wellness professionals, {Doctors, selling a package of 10, they're losing $250 chiropractors, nutritionists} for recommenda- That's stupid! I would be very weary of going

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Page 30 210-223-7727 www.Lutherssa.com First begun in 1891, when a group of ladies A DON'T MISS ... decorated horse-drawn carriages, paraded in front of the Alamo and pelted each other It only happens once a year, but to locals and tourists alike with flower blossoms. The parade was orga- it's the one thing that neither war nor economic distress could nized to honor the heroes from the battles of the Alamo and San Jacinto, and has since ever make them miss. It's Fiesta, and for ten days - from to- grown into a multi-cultural community cel- morrow, April 18,through Sunday, April 27 - San Antonio isjust ebration unlike any other in the country. rife with it, with virtually every downtown business decked-out There are 36 officially-sanctioned events that JI in festive colors and textures and virtually every participant make up the bulk of Fiesta festivities - from amassing the event pins that have become collectors' items the irreverent Cornyation and the always- heralded Pooch Parade to crowd favorites over the years. Night in Old San Antonio (NIOSA) and the climactic Battle of Flowers Parade, during which Fiesta royalty - clad in the hand-bead- ed gowns and trains that often take over a year to create - is presented.

It's the one place and the one time of year that you can watch three major parades, at- tend fancy balls and a queen's coronation, feast on Louisiana cuisine or an Oyster Bake, listen to musical options ranging from Tejano, Jazz and Mariachi to Rock & Roll, Big Band and Classical and buff-up on your history and remembering the Alamo at the Pilgrim- age to the Alamo or This Hallowed Ground. You can even run In a marathon, or play soc- cer, rugby or lacrosse.

And you can do it all in San Antonio, the big city with the pequeno pueblo feel. Who knows? Maybe you can even spend some time with Stefano ...J __ Bloomin' Boll April 26th, 2008 7-11 pm ,.\11)') iI""rf"tlh '\'·'f<'",I.,Sowiog Seedi of Hope Westin Park Central Hotel

AIDS Interfaith Network CAIN) in Dallas has auction. Wine is served before and during been providing help and hope to the North the dinner, and cash bars are also offered Texas community for over twenty-21 years. throughout the evening, Currently they serve over 1,700 men, women, and children who are living with HIV/ AIDS. We share our world with every other person and reach 20,000 other at-risk individuals on the planet. At AIN, it isa fundamental be- with life-saving HIV prevention education lief that how we live and what we do with our lives make a difference in the lives of oth- The Bloomin' Ball was created to help keep er people. We affect each other's lives and HIV/AIDS on the local priority list here in North we have a responsibility one to another. Texas, and to raise funds for the client ser- vices and HIV prevention programs of AIN. AIN serves people who are among the poor- scheduled Bloomin' Ball was scheduled in est of the poor: typically their incomes range the month of April when the floral blooms of between $0 and $700 per month; over 46% spring symbolize renewal and hope. Through are homeless or living in transitional circum- the Bloomin' Ball AIN issowing seeds of hope stances. These individuals must depend on for people who are living with HIV/AIDS,and having access to funded care and services, for ultimately creating a world without HIV/ such as those provided by AIN, to survive. AIDS! By participating in this event. you can partner with them in achieving this mission. For example: this year AIN will serve over 18,000 meals; provide over 9.000 van rides In a lush setting filled with graceful spring flo- and give more than 10,000 bus passes. How- ral. guests of the Bloomin' Ball will enjoy an ever government grant funds are being cut elegant seated dinner and a program that away from vital programs like meals and includes live musicians and entertainers. transportation. AIN needs your financial sup- inspirational speaking, and a live auction, port... you can make a real difference in the During the dinner AIN also presents the re- lives of real people! Any time you or I reach spected Crystal Hope Awards that recog- outside ourselves and help someone else, nize individuals, organizations and businesses we make a difference not only in his or her that significantly contribute to the battle with life but also in our world. HIV/AIDS. Both prior-to and after the dinner guests can bid on fabulous items in a silent By participating in the Bloomin' Ball you will Page 35 contribute funds that will help sustain lives by helping people meet their needs or by , helping to provide life-saving HIV preven- tion education, HIV/AIDShas been with us for over twenty-six years: Let this event help make you more aware of the ongoing con- cern about HIV/AIDSand be more knowl- edgeable about the help that is needed! Communicate concern to others and get involved! Give financial support and know that you are also sowing seeds of hope to help make the world a better place for all of us,

Steven Pace, MSSW Executive Director

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There's nothing better than the feeling of working the runway and having all eyes fix- ated on you, with cameras flashing and people ahh'ing with anticipation of the hottest upcoming trend. Oh the attention! Now what if you walked a runway with the intent of showing off what you aspire to be? A famous actress, a glamorous debutante, or someone of the opposite sex?That's what the movie Paris is Burning will shed to light, the often ignored but historically important drag circuit in 1980sHarlem. Drag balls are not just entertainment, but a platform to ex- pressto the world who you really are. Dance forms like voging got its start from such balls and artists like Willie Ninja brought it to the mainstream. Willie also taught Madonna how to vogue for her music video! Paris is What crazy world are we living in when all and his partner Pierre Burning may seem dated, but there is no we care about are the "drip dry" celebrity Berge, broke away substitute for a little history lesson with some fashions, cheap and trendy clothes that fall from the traditions of R-E-S-P-E-C-T. apart after one wash, and anything velour. Haute Couture (high Where is the authenticity when all we're end custom clothing) dolno is following what other people are to create a world wide wearing, buying knockoffs from a store that fashion empire with li- isto remain nameless (think black jack), and censed products that wearing knit pants that show off your damn run the gamut from panty line (not to mention cellulite).!, for one, perfume to cigarettes. Chances are if you would rather don a rhinestone studded cat ask your mother, she will probably have a YSL suit while driving through the red states in a stashed away in her closet of treasures.If you pink convertible bug with the top down and want to further investigate the super secret the stereo blaring Mariah Carey singlesat full world of Haute Couture, grab the DVD Yves volume. That iswhy I am dedicating this very Saint Laurent - HisLife and Times/ 5 Avenue first edition of Fashion File to celebrate the Marceau 75116Paris. men and women who are fashion visionar- ies. Imagine wearing a harnessholding your best friend upside down, bundled in a ball on top Classicism at it's fin- of your stomach with a tartan dress that est does not get any covers everything underneath. And on cue better than the cre- your friend loosens the harness and "falls" ator of the modern out from under like giving birth to a mad ele- woman's wardrobe, phant. Thisisjust one of YvesSaint Laurent.At a the many wacky and time when fashionable original performances clothes were only af- of controversial artist/ forded by the wealthy, fashion designer/club . Monsieur Saint Laurent owner/gender bend- cr~ated YSLRiveGauche in 1966to democ- er/entertainer Leigh rotlze fashion with lower prices and street in- Bowery. The man who fluences with items like the leather jacket. He is responsible for dress- Page 38 Page 39 ,

Timor: Thank you, I would also like to soy that I am very glad to have Wendell as my friend, He makes me very happy, I also think that Wendell has a much cuter toil than does Katinka,

Ernest: Well,Timor! I'm sure everyone hopes Wendell has similar opinions about you,

Timor: Thank you, I am very glad to be in your country,

Ernest: So that's all for this week, folks, And a special thank you to Timor for joining usthis week,

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Ernest: Hi Gopherites, Otis is on vocation Ernest: Do you like Katinka? Ernest: And keep those emails coming in so this week, so I've asked my Gopher buddy we can tell you what we think, Timor to join us this week, Timor is a foreign Timor: Katinka is a very nice Gopher, My exchange student, Soy "Hi" to the audience, mother believes she will be a good wife, a Wont on opinion on something? Timor, good burrowmaker and a good mother to Just send an email to: our children, AskTheGophers@gabweekly,com Timor: Hello, My nome isTimor, I am new to your country and not familiar with your cus- Ernest: And what does your father think? toms, Timor: My father believes Katinka will make Ernest: Hey,that's okay, Timor, You can odd me very happy since he thinks Katinka has on international flair to the column, a cute toil.

Timor: Thank you for the confidence you are Ernest: How grand, Let's move on to the next imposing upon me, question, which we selected just for you,

Ernest: Well, here goes with the first ques- Timor: Thank you, I shall listen carefully, tion", Dear Gophers: A friend of mine is a foreign Dear Gophers: I've been doting two guys exchange student. My friend loves the free- for the lost year; they both know about one doms we have in this country, Should I help another so there's nothing funny going on, sponsor him for political asylum and eventual Both wont to marry me, The first is a quiet, citizenship? but loving type who will be kind to me and --Wanting to be Helpful provide well for us, The second is a bit of a tioke. but is a tremendous amount of fun to Timor: I do have on opinion about this mat- be with, Any opinions on what Ishould do? ter. However, it is perhaps a biased opinion, --Soon-to-be-blushing Bride, I know who Helpful is, He is my friend, Wen- dell. Ernest: Okay, Timor,what do you think? Ernest: Well, Timor, we're here to give our Timor: Where I come from, we have ar- opinions, ranged marriages, The parents always se- lect who their children will marry, Timor: I think Wendell should follow his heart and do what he thinks is right. No one can Ernest: Have your parents selected some- change the entire world, but each of us can one for you to marry? make a small part of it better if we want to,

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