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alX~m REGISTERED AT THE G.P.O. AS A NEWSPAPER COPYRIGHT HEMPENSTALL CARON PRICE 3d. 111 GRAFTON ST. Vol. III--No. 16 THURSDAY, MAY 31, 1956 40 GRAFTON ST. : SEVENTEEN MORE BUY IRISH! ood And Bring Home The Bacon hey Fellow and Scholars Elected the LD. The twenty-sixth Auditorial meeting of the Commerce and the N Monday morning at the unusual hour of 10.30, the Economics Society was held in the Regent House on Tuesda’y, pite O ~ere Provost announced to the mixed gathering before THE CARNIVAL when rite Auditor, Mr. A. A. Tomlinson (Sch.), read his paper on an the Examination Hall the list of Fellow and Scholars. the " Problems of Investment in Ireland." ¢III OF NATIONS ~ent The list included fourteen Foundation and three non- In a paper which was "lucid, saver, and desired industries in Foundation Scholars. The Carnival of Nations sane and perceptive," to quote Ireland to be owned and run by Lord Glenavy, he examined how the Irish. was William James Louden .Ryan opened last night in the Dixon 2on- Hall before a large audience. productive investment in Ireland Lord Glenavy was very enter- was elected Fellow. Educated at might be increased, for Ire- taining, though occasionally he men Portadown College, he entered Twelve nations present a bright om and colourful offering, and the land’s future prosperity depends got lost in the maze of his own ell Trinity with a Maths. Sizarship on her capital development. He metaphors. He emphasised the in 1941. He gained a scholar- energy and enthusiasm which :han has ~one into this show is advocated the removal of the contradictory nature of public VIII ship in Economics and graduated astounding. Their efforts have ~many restrictions to saving and policy with regard to the ace, with a First Class Mod. and been crowned with success. investment inherent in Irish problem of investment. He :ime Gold Medal in 1945. While Derek Horwood has done economy, and proposed various desired a native production 2 in working for his Ph.D., which another fine job of organisa- financial corporations to stimu- plan~ which could expand ex- he obtained in 1949, he was Sir tion and production, and his late new investment and to help ports in the face of world-wide cain Robert Woods Research Lecturer whole show goes with a swing. smaller industries. competition. in Economics. He was appointed t so The invigorating swirl of the Mr. Robert Briscoe, T.D., in Mr. S~an MacBride, S.C., Lecturer in Economics in 1949 proposing the vote of thanks, T.D., criticised Our rather ~nori- at the London School of pipes in the Scottish item is bund banking system, and said contrasted with the melodious emphasised the influence of ~SS’S Economics. His published works safety and security on the Ixish that the many gaps therein are concerned mainly with " Fiesta Napolitana," which must be filled. He emphasised of Mario and Giovanna Tomacelli and aspects of Ireland’s economy. the lessening desire to save present. The exuberance and under present inflation con- wind Of the seventeen Scholars, natural gaiety of the Polish C.D. two are Senior Sophisters- ditions. He criticised the policy Miss Alison Kingsmill Moore dancers is there, as warming as Apathy of trying to apply British policy and Mr. Patrick Gallagher- ever. There are two Indian to the very different Irish 2ow- dancers, wonderfully rhythmic ould eight Junior Sophisters and economy. and sinuous, who offer three Dr. Louis Smith, U.C.D., said the seven S e n i o r Freshmen. traditional village dances. tdier Various schools in Ireland, and Supreme that industry was not making each two in England, are repre- The Irish group have a its contribution in helping the aself sented. The vast majority of macabre little offering, a ~ood Friday last, the Commerce country to pay its way. Our idea which does not quite come rates of growth in agriculture ~ould the schools represented are and Economics Society, in July situated in Southern Ireland, Dr. W. L. J. Ryan, Lecturer in .off. The Malayans in their item, are also very low, and there is though the highest mark Econo~mics. " The Magic of the East," bring conjunction with the E.Y.C. a great gap between the us a taste of Oriental mystery, necessary capital expenditure gained was by Christopher in Ireland, sponsored and Sides, who hails from Campbell Modern Languages and the Swedes present some of for agriculture and the actual College, Belfast. Antony Tissington Tatlow (f. their cheerful student songs. organised in the G.M.B. sum spent. He thought that ~S The Israeli group, a new entry, the Government was not taking The new Scholars of Faculty and g.), Danae Margaret Stan- what was inten, ded to be a 1, as are as follows :- ford (Non-Foundation, f. and offer interesting folk dances, the matter seriously enough, dday and there is a throbbing Mexi- European event. For this and that unless many people v’eek. Mathematics g.), Patrick Gallagher (f. and were willing to work for the Thomas David Spearman, s.), Robert Stevenson Bailey can number. As usual, the reason, they invited the ~ade Young (f. and g.), Paula Rose- Poles, Malayans and Indians good of the country, the position once Alexander Isaac Solomon. steal the show with their vary- Secretary-General of the was black. The President, l be Classics mary Maureen Simmonds (Non- Foundation, e. and f.). ing types of dances, but the Senator J. H. Douglas, then lould Christopher St. George Sides, others run them very close. O.E.E.C. as guest-speaker. su~nmed up briefly and ad- not John Hone Fitzgerald Camp- Ancient and Modern Literature Billy Porter is a very .able M.C. The meeting was unsatis- journed the meeting. from bell. ¯ Shirley Alison Kingsmill Moore in the Anderson tradition. Mental and Moral Science (Non-Foundation, f. and 1.). One’s only criticism is perhaps lying. "both William John Marshall. Economics and Political that some items seem under- M. Sergent lectured on the RESTAURANT -- CAFE vs to Experimental Science Science rehearsed, but the sheer high origins, structure and functions ,~heda Ronald Eliot Burton, William Wallace Graham Jamison. spirits of all concerned sends of that supra-national organisa- ’ 1~1 Dabano’ niors Brian Clarlve. Legal Science the whole thing off with a tion. He stated that the 43 GRAFTON STREET in John Keller Temple-Lang. swing. O.E.E.C. owed its existence to a later. Natural Science Special Lunches and Edward V a n c e Glanville, disagreement with Molotov over erm’s the distribution of American aid Dinners. Open till 2 a.m. will Michael Hugo Proctor. to a devastated Europe an- mley, JAMES USSHER nounced by General Marshall on year June 15th, 1947. At the moment they Primate of All Ireland the O.E.E.C. consists of 17 mem- The EASTMANS bers. Of these, 11 are European TAILORING for The first of the Archbishop Ussher was not a many-sided N.A.T.0. countries, four are Under the supervision of Irish LTD. figure, but he did bring the new neutral -- Ireland, S w e d e n, the Ussher memorial lectures was Trinity College into the main Switzerland and Austria--and our London-trained cutter PURVEYORS OF given in the G.M.B. on Monday stream of European thought. Canada and the United States at 5 p.m. by Professor Norman This was the theme of Mr. complete the list. Spain and CASSOCKS, HOODS HIGH-CLASS Sykes, who chose as his subject Philip Styles’ lecture on Yugoslavia are sympathisers " Ussher’s Life and Times," participating in the delibera- GOWNS MEAT " Ussher as a Churchman." given in the G.M.B. on Tuesday. tions. Before a small audience, Prof. Anglicanism during Ussher’s The structure of the O.E.E.C. ET Suppliers to Skyes gave a shrewd, witty and youth was undergoing a phase bears closer resemblance to an BRYSON LTD. Lud Trinity College amusing lecture in which he of Calvinism. It was in this over-sized stationery office than 3 CHURCH LANE ,mo portrayed the less adminable period that Ussher’s thought to an autonomous body of COLLEGE GREEN side of Ussher, whose scholar- was essentially framed. The supra-national status. Only ship gained him a European age was a great period of theo- governments are eligible for reputation. logical disputation and dia- membership. The administra- Schooled in Geneva doctrine, lectical battles. For Protestants tive body consists of a per- the Primate sought to make in Ireland they were years Of manent council of civil servants, Everybody’s Favourite... --Meet definite the distinction between dire peril, when popular opinion a number of permanent stand- the Church of Ireland and the fully supported the Counter ing committees dealing with Church of England, thus saving Reformation. Even the /~nglo- particular branches of economy at the the farmer from the domination Irish were being won over to and of ad hoc commissions set of Canterbury. As a result of the Papal challenge. The situ- temporarily. The initiative of this and Ussher’s determination ation greatly affected the the permanent council is effec- extreme views held by the tively limited by outside guid- H._s_._ I to establish a more precise definition of the Church, Ireland Primate. ance if not by civil servant was given 104 articles of re- Even so, Ussher was no re- aptitudes " within limits of com- METROPOLE ligion, as opposed to England’s former. Individual churches in petence." 39. Consequently, the Ixish Ireland were under-staffed and M. Sergent’s visit can only CREAM-ICES Church was more Calvinist and in a dilapidated condition. The be considered as a failure. In Centre of the City’s less comprehensive. Primate continued his research the lecture room .and the Shel- bourne Hotel he dwelt only on CHOC-ICES The Primate found it possible in Biblical, Patristic and his- the technical difficulties facing Entertainment to serve both King and Com- torical matters. He met the @ monwealth. His long absences challenge of the Papacy with the O.E.E.C. For those directly theological argument. He him- involved, the meeting proved a AND MILK LUXURIOUS BALLROOM in England and apparent re- fusal to carry through necessary self was non-political in his in- source of irritation and dis- terests, trusting in the Eliza- appointment. The broad signifi- ¯ POPULAR RESTAURANT reforms (except in the case of cance of the O.E.E.C. to Europe Roman Catholics), earned him bethan doctrine of non-resist- ance to support his Royalist as a whole was left undiscussed. ¯ GEORGIAN ROOM less renown than his scholar- HUGHES BROS. ship. views. It was an opportunity missed. LTD. ¯ LONG BAR the latest in Swim Wear-- Hazelbrook, Rathfarnham DUBLIN BEACH BALLS LI-LO MATTRESSES Come to Telep~hone 908971 SURF BOARDS YACHTING SHOES (7 lines) TRINITY NEWS May 31, 1956 May 2 \ College Observed Fro THE usual clamouring crowds oBJE( gathered around the steps of Deal Profile : the Examination Hall last the s~ Monday, apparently more intent like tc on preventing candidates from fair Anne Cluysenaar Daedalian hearing the Provost’s shrill which TRINITY, NEWS tones than on hearing the news 18th i[ 3 Trinity College Anne Alice Andre4 Cluysenaar is the last of a writings. Further, she can speak and write themselves. Those suspecting we wh line of Cluysenaars who have been well-known French with the same facility of expression failure were more noticeable by ing is Chairman: Belgian architects, painters and sculptors for which she brings to English verse. their absence, preferring to hide , ~ould JILL ROBBINS Born in Brussels, she themselves in friends’ rooms. ( ~ys three generations. gich Assistant Chairman: Anne herself has a has lived in various Meanwhile, the curious far out- K. R. JOHNSON penchant for sculpture, parts of England and number the hopeful, and friends, ( ttsi& Editors: but her life’s work is the West of Ireland, I am glad to say, outnumber ~)at A. L. LITTLE. DANAE STANFORDpoetry. Indeed this where she feels most at both. The Business Managers: home. In fact, She lmbe J. R. HAUTZ, M. STEIN. apprenticeship to the Library discipline of verse hopes to adopt Irish ~st Secretary: citizenship. In case REGARDLESS of whether one ctur( J. KILLEN has rendered her al- admires Archbishop Ussher as most incapable of anyone has been given tdeed the idea that Anne is a Churchman, his contribution Lose Vol. 3 TRINITY NEWS No. 16 appreciating the subtle to the Trinity Library was in- r h y t h m of prose. one of Dublin’s many )t t THURSDAY, 31ST MAY, 1956 pale and uninteresting valuable. When he first set out ben " Ulysses" is almost to equip the College Library, he the only novel that has aesthetes, she claims ents GOLDEN A GE met on his travels to London, he s~ ever given her any that her first and Thbmas Bodley, setting out on pleasure. Her all-in- favour;re hobby is do O-DAY, t h e average horse riding, but she a similar mission. Thus, the .~en T clusive opinions on Trinity Library shares equality College male is a keeps her two ponies in 3en censorship are ex- with the Bodleian on more than vegetable. His mental, and pressed succinctly -- Connemara, as s h e In finds riding in Phoenix mere copyright. contin often his actu£1, age is " Bunkum!" ! Meanwhile, there have been In Trinity at the age Park unnaturally sm~ seventeen. His interests urban. doubts as to the validity of the ~Squil are undeveloped and ex- of nineteen she won the claim that the Book of Kells Vice-Chancellor’s Prize At the moment she belongs to the Ussher collection. in mi~ perience belongs only to for Poetry with a poem lives in luxury over a day w grocer’s shop in Fair- An official statement has not been older men. on Geneva; she has run been made, nor is likely to be the Poetry Group and view. Occasionally she autho~ Three years ago the patronises Jammer’s, made in view of the extra- studer edited two issues of ordinary d e v o t i o n that situation was different. The " Icarus," where her Davy Byrue’s or the for sl she American tourists have for last of the ex-service lyrics appear regularly. International, but "Kelly’s Book." students were in College. In fact, many consider prefers visiting the Inevitably mature, they her to be the main in- !:1 obscure Dublin hos- Advertisement T°se~ spiration behind this telries. ONE must always applaud the had seen enough of life to student publication, i It is difficult to pre- desire to be noticed. More un- T.C.D. appreciate the freedom and A debater of’no mean , dict a future for this usual, however, is the desire to opportunities which College repute, Anne is an interesting College per- sponsor the recognition of offers. They worked hard active member of the sonality beyond a others. One enlightened gentle- Modern Languages [Photo : Tanguay probable. First Class man came to the conclusion, on and got their exams. But S o c i e t y, and as degree m Modern Monday night, that the Choral they also knew how to " Toinette " in t h e POETRY EDITOR OF "ICARUS "’ Languages next year. Society’s concer~ this term was enjoy themselves, and did French Group’s pro- Could she conform to inadequately advertised. On the not have to spend their duction of " La Malade the current pattern and following day the Society’s first two years in Jammet’s Imaginaire," she showed the insight into char- become another poet-lecturer in some far-flung ’front-gate notice was seen acter which she occasionally reveals in her University ? placarded on the roof of the learning how to drink. The Reading Room. Even Mr. Phil. and the Hist. could Darling, the embodiment of produce a variety of ex- enthusiasm, could not have done cellent speakers at any College Races better. meeting. .To-day, neither Round the Societies Unmatched As in previous years, "Trinity THE Junior Dean would have can offer more than half a Phil. -- Green Cheese and Roman epigrams with News" will be presenting a been pleased to witness a Th dozen regulars, who may be The meeting of the U.P.S. on amusing examples bottle of vintage champagne to delightful act of irresponsibility capable of provocative dis- Thursday night was short but Miss Faulkner’s conclusion was the most fashionably dressed which took place on Tuesday. cussion but rarely have the bright. Mr. D. O. Cummins that the manner and style, not girl in College Park next Two fine fellows having read a clear paper on Inter- the theme, of the epigr ,axn was Wednesday afternoo~t. The de- finished a purely conventional platform presence neces- planetary Travel, and explained important. The vote of thanks cision of the judges will be final game of tennis in the Bay, hit sary to a stimulating de- some of the more technical was proposed by Mr. Brian and will be announced at the on the wise idea of bouncing bater. Even those who do points very well. Dr. Smith Wilkinson (Sch.), who told us Trinity Week Ball, when the balls against the G.M.B. from Dunsink Observatory in of the French and English eui- prize will be presented. windows. Steyne.__ pay t h e i r subscription an amusing speech proposed the grammatists, especially Voltaire seem to have joined vote of thanks, and explained and Pope, and maintained, con- primarily to vaunt the 4he advantages to the astron- trary to the views of the stigma of being a " society omer of space satellites in the essayist, that epigrams can study of cosmic rays. equally well be written in prose man," or to save themselves In the discussion that fol- as in verse. Mr. J. T. Killen, ~m the effort of crossing the lowed, the topics ranged from in a very good maiden speech, road to buy a daily news- the Green Cheese content of the dealt more especially with paper. moon to the reasons impelling epitaphs, and urged his Three years ago there man to venture into space. Mr. audience to have such verses in- Killen introduced a classical scribed on their own tombs, and were men in Players who note, and Mr. Warren produced so revive this forgotten art. could act and who were not Baron Munchausen. Mr. John- Mr. J. Campbell (Sch.) and Mr. mere artistic would-be’s ~.on entertained us briefly. O’Tuathail discussed further who concentrated on ob- facets of the subject. Hist. -- Irish Politicians The Auditor, Mr. Riddell, in scure plays which would Last Wednesday the College summing up the meeting, feIt provide them with advance Historical Society held a meet- that the epigrammatist was per- excuses. Where is the Jack ing for those of its members forming a not unimportant Dagialitis, t h e Bren.dan who prefer starting .a row to literary task. The Chairman, showing any intelligeffce in a Dr. Parke, though claiming not Haythornthwaite, the Chris debate. The subject was: " That to include the epigram among Raphael of to-day ? the Irish politician of to-day his specialist fields of study, l Membership in some of has betrayed the trust of 1916." regaled the members with a[ the sports clubs has also The invited chairman dis- feast of knowledge ranging[ been on the decline. A covered at the last moment that from early Greek inscriptions[ he was unable to attend. The to French mediaeval ballads. [ large proportion of the Auditor arrived late, and Mr. members .are medics., yet O’Neill was incapable of keep- Metaphiz.--Matter of Degree i they have far less time to ing the meeting in order. The At a meeting of the Meta-~ spare than arts students. result was a chaotic uproar, in physical Society on Tuesday in Even the customary sup- which Fergus Pyle tried un- the G.M.B., Mr. W. V. Dertard successfully to show he knew read his paper on "]]el;el and port of non-players is lack- all about everything. Knowledge." With scholarly ing. Nowadays people snore Gram. -- German Interest cautiofi he put forward the view through matches, soaking ¯ During the last two weeks the tha£ knowledge diff, ers from up Vitamin D. Gramophone Society ’,. has had beii~f, not in kind but in’degree, And parties? Then it programmes of German music, Confining...:his ’ attentions to the records have beeri kindly sense-pierception, he reduced to was not a question of lent by the German Legation. impossibility the altdrnative ~ searching Dublin for a The first programme consisted vie~}ithat there is .an absolute cider - and - coke converza- of two works only, "the " Car- distinction between belief and knowledge. tione. Socialites were mina Burafla," by Carl Orff, and .::¯:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:, "Song of the Earth" by M~. D. Bluett, proposing the genuine characters whose vote. of thanks, drew the im- !:!:!;~:i:~:i:i:i:i:i: .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: Mahler. ii!~!~!i!i!i!ii~ii!ii~ i:i:~:!:!:i:i:!:i:i:~: careers were avidly followed The " Carmina Burana" is a portant distinct;off : between ...... i!iiiiiiiiiii!iii i~iiiiiiiiiiiiiii~,iiii in the gossip columns. Now collection of songs sung in knowledge of truth and mediaeval Latin and German, knowledge of fact, ~:!:i:!:i:i:i:i:i Trinity cub reporters have Mr. D. McIlhagga suggested i!!!iiii~!~i~i !:!:!:!:!:~:i:!:i:i:i:i to fill space with revitalised and there is much variety of :::::::::::::: style in the type of song. "The an .alternative terminology exaggerations of the ap- ¯Song of the Earth " is a choral in which "knowledge" would ~hion rom ili~rfect i:ii~!tural !~ers, pearances of their innocu- work fox" two soloists, the chief refer, only to cases in which itl woul~l be impossible to be mis-iiiiiiiii!!iiiiiiiiiiii{iiiiiii!ili~:il or ii~iile ski~iiii into ~e[y ~i!g.s ous friends. People knew being the alto. The soloist in i~i~!~i!i;i~!~i!iiiiiii~!~!~!~ii!!i~i~ ...... a.~!i!i!i!~ai’: not only how to behave, this German recording was taken and would, therefore, notI Kathleen Ferrier, making it a admit of degrees. but how to misbehave in a ..memorable experience to be iliiii!iiii)i!!iiii[iliiiiiiiiii!i~i!i!~i!i!i!i!i!i!i!g!i:i*i~:!:<:~: ...... iiiii!i~iii~!i!~i sophisticated way. able to listen to such magnifi- S.C.M.--Observation to the Law College should be the cent music. On Tuesday the subject of ¯ :.:.::.:.x::::::::::::::::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:!~i!~i~!~i~iiii~:::::::::::::::::::::: forcing bed of new ideas. Is The s e c o n d programme debate was " Discipline," upon iiiiiiiiiililiiiiiiiiii!iiiiiiii!iiii!~ :::::::::::::::: .:.:+:.:.:+: ~ s t a r t e d with Hindemith’s which Mr. A. Martin .and Mr. J. ii!ii~?!iiii;iiii!iii!iiii~!iiiiii~i;iiiiiiiiiiiii}iiii!iiii the mass-produced .degree " Mathis Der Maler," which was S. Bell gave addresses :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: holder of to-day the result new to many people, and was Mr. Martin stated that dis- iii~iiiiiii~iiiiiiiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiii of the influx of gauche followed by Schubert’s Fifth cipline was a means towards iiiiiiiii!iiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiiiililiiii!i schoolboys, who see in Symphony a n d Schumann’s improving ourselves. Study of ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Piano Concerto. Holy Writ gave us examples Trinity only the continua- for daily life and discipline; in tion of a Matriculation Classical--Short and Witty our daily life. course, or the wall of red- Miss Clare Faulkner read a Mr, Bell was concerned Inti brick which now imprisons paper entitled "Epigrams" to mainly with the spiritual life, M the student in faculty the Classical Society last Tues- the rule of life. Church dis-i Reset interests ? day. She went competently cipline is to provide a minimum l through the history of Greek practice. . $ 7 May 31, 1956 TRINITY NEWS 3

:i/i!’!! From Our Readers U CAN’T BE TOO CAREFUL DUBLIN THEATRE OBJECTION SUSTAINED By MONICA SHERIDAN i~it Dear Madam,--On behalf of Now that speech has been dour, that charming rapscallion THE GLOBE the skips in College, I should recognised as the sole remain- (scallion is U/spring onion non- like to protest against the un- and claim that " in the next five : Jl fair and misleading article ing criterion of class, isn’t it U). years we will have a theatre of about time that Trinity estab- Let’s take the case of Noel our own." which appeared in " T.C.D." of Coward. Ever since I can 18th inst. The suggestion that lished a Chair of Sociological The establishment of a com- l Linguistics? A Professor of remember Coward has been pany which is international in we whiled away our time smok- mixing with the U-est of the U. ing is absurd and ridiculous. I Birmingham University h a s outlook is their policy, to be should like to point out that our emerged as the arbiter ~le- And yet, and yet. If you were accomplished by the production days commence at 6.30 a.m., gantiarum of this graceless age, absolutely U would you use a of new Irish plays of a non- with his now widely-known title like "Brief Encounter"? Abbey type and the best avail- which for those of us who live Brief might get by, but en- outside the city entails getting formula distinguishing U (for able in world drama. A up at 4.30 a.m. upper class) speakers from non- counter never. Alas, it would p r e f e r e n c e for realistic U speakers. As from now, a appear that, even if one has the emotionally appealing plays like The vast majority of our good fortune to lie down with numbers, I am sure, do their gold medal in Classics won’t "Monserrat" and "I Am a cut much ice if you’re the sort U-dogs one may not have the Camera" is evident, again a best to assist the students, ultimate luck to get up with U- lecturers and Professors alike. of clot who eats " greens" in- parry against the more esoteric stead of vegetables, wears "per- fleas. works of other city companies. Indeed, many of us have tended Here are some examples of ,+ those ill and where necessary fume" instead of scent, and Criticism has been strong uses "note-paper" instead of U-practice : against the lengthy summer got them medical assistance It is U to read the "Irish when influenza and other ail- writing-paper. season of popular works, but There are other important Times," but it is more U to read director Godfrey Quigley be- ments made their appearance. " The Times." The suggestion that a char has signposts: " The games of real After five years of delibera- lieves they are a necessary con- tennis and piquet, an aversion It is U to send your son to sequence of any theatre run as to do our work later has always Trinity, but it is W to have him tion, a request from the Cork been the case after parties have to high tea, having one’s cards T6stal Council in 1954 for the a business with the additional i! i! engraved (not printed), not sent down. handicap of a small stage. been held in rooms. A poodle is not so U as a production of a new Irish play In the light of the present playing tennis in braces, and, in finally clinched the founding of In the short period of their some cases, a dislike of certain Border terrier. existence, the Globe have continuing rise in prices, surely Dun L a o i r e (not Dun the Globe Theatre Company. In comparatively modern inven- April of that year they opened fostered many fine young actors a small increase in our wages tions such as the telephone, the Laoghaire) is U. Kingstown like Norman Rodway and Donal is quite understandable, bearing has been non-U since 1947. there with " The Seventh Step." cinema and the wireless, are The founders, four young men, Donnelly. There exists a pioneer in mind that we work a seven- still perhaps marks of the U can carry on from here. spirit reminiscent of the early day week. Furthermore, it has upper class. were at that time all appearing days of the Gate, on which the been pointed out by the If you want to keep up with with the Gate and their move Globe appears to be modelled authorities to some of the was a direct rebellion against and, like it, they believe that students that the charges made the gang (old-fashioned U) and THE MORE THE the staid policy of the latter. for skips includes porters, etc. get in on the act (non-U), you Despite their age and in- they cannot consider themselves SKIP. must rush out and borrow a MERRIER experience, the founders were in existence until they have copy of " Noblesse Oblige" fast making a name for them- their own playwright, for whom (Hamish Hamilton), edited by One and only one invitation they are still searching. TO LET, July-October, All-electrieoNancy Mitford, who--ratting on selves: Michael O’Herlihy as It is perhaps strange to Self-contained Flat ; suit 3-4 to a sherry party rests on my designer; Denis Brennan, Jack students. Apply R. O’Higgins, No. 6,the side--contributes an effec- accept a professional company mantelpiece. In previou years McGowran and Godfrey Quigley amid a range of gas stoves, and T.C.D. tively scornful piece on the s on the boards. Engilish aristocracy. Other con- one couldn’t see the dirt for the in Dun Laoghaire, not in Dublin. /, Their one advantage was the But whilst this is a handicap to tributors include Evelyn Waugh, cards. Now one poor solitary recklessness: of youth; their TRICHOLOGY John B~tjeman, and the man invitation stands and gathers disadvantages were the tack of prestige, theatre - g~ers find Dublin Hair & Scalp Clinic who first exploded the U-bomb, capital and a theatre. In the themselves more and more will- Professor Alan S. C. Ross him- cobwebs. Eheu fugaces! ing to travel tke seven miles to MISS P. O’NEILL, M.I.T. Let us revive the eminently latter respect they were for- (member of the Institute of serf. (It is surely non-U to tunate to obtain the Gas Com- see their work, which for the Trichologists, London), for have all those initials.) social and sociable habit of coming season promises to be the treatment of maladies Mr. Waugh dashes in to giving Trinity Wednesday pany’s theatres in Dun exciting and includes the pro- of the hair and scalp. parties. aoghaire and Dt~blin, With the 9 Up. Pembroke St. Phone 66889 defend aristocracy. For the Gaiety for shorter seasons, but duction of a new Irish play, past twenty-five years he has Naturally, the Junior Dean’s "The Iron Harp." been writing (and acting) as if permission is needed at least they seek permanent premises three days beforehand, but a A Visit to he were too U to be true, and BR NG YOUR SUMMER MATERIALSTO ,],,’ it is most satisfactory to find hasty invitation to Fergus has HENRI LTD. him dropping some fearful been known to work miracles for To-Morrow is Yesterday June McKag is Essential clangers (still U) in his Open the absent-minded. :il Letter to Miss Mitford. To kick Whom to invite poses no University authorities are Dressmaker and Designer There Is Every Type Of Frock To problems---invite no one, if you frequently charged with putting Suit The Hol,day Mood off with, it is non-U to write an Open Letter; U-correspon- do they will only make it more the cart before the horse, but 46 Damson St. Phone 74521 29 WiOKLOW ST., DUBLIN dents always use the postal uncomfortable for those who one can think of few examples services, preferably surface have invited themselves. more flagrant than the ruling mail. Having assembled a collection by which students wishing to sit Kaye T. %: i, It is also non-U to write (as of friends, enemies, and para- a re-examination in any Arts GARRICK Mr. Waugh does): "It happened sites, the question is what to subject next September had to CONNOLLY give them to drink. Sherry, todge their application fortn by 15 Parnell Square (43979) in the days when you were still Hair Stylist 2/6, 3/6 living among us." 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Athletics Cricket EACH MAN GAINED A PLACE This was a Lucky Point IN THE FINAL THE 1st XI can consider themselves fortunate to have Fencing maintained their unbeaten record, for a defeat by HE 7-man Trinity team in the U.A.U. Championships Pembroke on Saturday was only averted by a determined T at Manchester over the week-end was extremely CLUB CHAMPIONSHIPS stand of 37 by Coker and Harrison in the final stages of successful. Every member of the team entered the final UNFINISHED the Trinity innings. in his event: Mackay scored a convincing win in the half-mile, while McGrahan came first in the pole vault. Owing to lack of time and Trinity won the toss, but to make Trinity’s performance the unusually large number of elected to send in Pembroke to rather less unimpressive. These excellent performances helped Trinity to gain entries, only the sabre .and The Trinity innings opened fourthposition in the team placings, just behind Oxford. bat on a plumb wicket. In- disastrously. With only 26 on 6p6e events in the Fencing cidentally, Dr. Luce was heard Trinity’s first success came Club’s annual championships the board, three batsmen, Wh, best effort, although five com- were fought last Friday; the to comment on this extra- on Friday evening, when petitors bettered this distance. the McGrahan, witha magnificent foil will be decided next Friday, ordinary decision that " when When one realises that the June 1st. CRICKET SCOREBOARD Vault of 11 feet 3 ins., which winners of the team com- God wants to destroy man, He dri~ was 9 ins. better than his pre- petition, Loughborough, had at The winner of the 6p6e was makes him mad." Pembroke DUBLIN UNIVERSITY v. ing J. H. English, with P. Leving- PEMBROKE vious personal best, captured least two entrants in every started attractively, with both Pay the pelt vault title. Archer, event, Trinity’s performance in stone runner-up, and B. Lloyd At College Park--Match drawn. with 11 feet, filled third place. third. Lloyd’s performance was batsmen scoring freely off the PEMBROKE F, winning a good fourth is even Trinity opening attack. Follow- C. O. Maillie c Smyth b Coker ... $9 Tailor threw the discus the more creditable. especially creditable as he has S. F. Bergin c Fagan b Coker ... 21 sett: only started 6p6e recently. ing the fall of the first wicket, B. E. Kernan not out ...... 98 138 feet 5 ins. to take third W. E. Haughton b Coker ...... A place, and although his putt of In these championships last In the sabre, English again the rate of scoring slowed some- 3 ¯ 7ear, Trinity, with only six what, but when the batsmen J. K. Hopkins o Smyth b Coker ... This 43 feet 7 ins. earned him second came first, undefeated in six J. Byrne c Fagan b Coker ...... O appe competitors, also filled fourth fights. J. Stuart was second. settled down again, runs came K. Hope not out ...... O ~oOSitionrmances inwere the wellshot, below both per-his place. However, the team’s A very good showing was made quickly. This was partially due Extras ...... 9 dres~ total aggregate of points this to ineffective bowling and slack- best. by R. Skuce, who has only Total (for 5 wkts. dec.) ... 230 T] ¯ In the half-mile, Mackay year was considerably higher, recently joined the club, and ness in the field, although Bowling--Coker 5 for 34, wea made a strong burst on the back and only a general increase in who came fourth. The general Trinity’s ground fielding was DUBLIN UNIVERSITY standard prevented our athletes at t~mes satisfactory. B. K. Wilson run out ...... 5 H~ straight, and held off all oppo- standard was higher than that P. Dawson b de Brit ...... 14 from gaining third .place. The of last year, which is doubtless I. Steen c Williams b Byrne ...... Mact sition to win in 1 min. 54.1. actual round margin between In a relatively short period 15 Lawson filled fourth place in due to the excellent instruction Pembroke had amassed the P. Sang st Hopkins b Webb ...... 1 J.R Oxford, who were third, and J. Anderson c and b Hope ...... 7 5,5.6 the javelin with a slightly dis- given by Mr. P. Duffy, the Irish formidable total of 220 for 1, T. P. Smyth lbw b de Brit ...... 16 Trinity was as small as four national coach. On the strength O. O. Coker b Webb ...... 12~ appointing 175 feet 7 ins., while points, which represents the when, with the declaration 25 Godden did well to finish fifth of the success of the champion- obviously imminent, Cohen re- W. P. Harrison not out ...... 15 B. d~ number of points awarded for D. Drewery not out ...... 0 M.R against very strong opposition ships it is hoped to form a turned for a second spell, in Extras 1~ in a fast quarter-mile. Finally, gaining second place in an sabre and Sp6e team to meet which he took four wickets for Fr D. Neligan’s hop, step and jump event. other University teams. seven ~:u.ns, and which did much Total (for 7 wkts.) ...... 108 of 43 feet 1 in. was easily his Did not bat--J. Atkinson, C. Fagan. Wilson, Dawson and Sang, were GOWN ENGAGEMENTS * TALKING back in the pavilion. Wilson SPORT * * had lost his wicket in attempt- THURSDAY.--Mass X-Ray Unit in ing to run an impossible single, Front Square. 8.0 p.m.--Gramophone while Dawson w:as out playing Society. 8.0 p.m.--U.P.S., " I-Iumour " Take Note, Gentlemen is much speculation with regard Potentially Strong back to a good-length ball. (K. R. Johnson). 8.0 p.m.--Carnival The Trinity ladies’ cricket to the Races. There seems to Steen and Anderson checked of Nations, in Dixon Hall. team won their first match of be little doubt that the athletic The D.U.L.T.C. will begin the rot temporarily, but never the season when they defeated personalities of College will their season on Saturday with looked co~nfortable against a i FRIDAY. -- Mass X-Ray Unit in Ling Training College last week. be among the a League fixture. The side, varied Pembroke attack. T.P. iFront Square. 8.0 p.m.--Carnival of The main feature of tire match victors, as Nations. there are few who can almost unchanged from last Smyth, in making 16, again was the remarkable all-round offer strong opposition to such batted elegantly and proved a season’s six, should give a good WEDNESDAY.--Trinity Week Ball, performance of Clara Crawford, With- refreshing contrast to the ~ Metropole and Gresham. whose score of 35 was easily account of itself in both League majority of Trinity’s other bats- !~ i the highest of her team’s total ,i and Varsity fixtures. Bill men by scoring most of his of 113. Ling’s side was dis- runs with confident strokes in i;i: ill N~w Manager. Renovated missed for a mere 22 runs. I THETRAMP I Flannery, captain, has success- men as= Mackay, Taylor, front of the wicket. On Smyth’s [: 55 ~ight Club Miss Crawford returned an fully undertaken thorough pre- departure, Coker was successful analysis of 7 wicl~ets for 8 runs. Lawson, McGrahan and Archer. But I expect that the mile race season practices, in which many in his attempts to hit the :’55 Ix. O’Connell St. team members have shown good Pembroke bowlers off a length, will produce a good time and form. A notable absentee from i:i:! Wine, Dine, Dance till At the Races that the pole vault, javelin, and his stand with Harrison ’!’i Mon~day next will mark the discus and weight events will the opening fixture will be the proved one bright spot in a [_ 2 a.m. opening of Trinity’s annual be decided by a distance Trinity No. 1, D. Pratt, who is somewhat dull afternoon, at sports week and already there included in the 2nd XI cricket approaching "a College best." least as far as Trinity were team for Saturday. concerned. Be it TERYLENE Racing PERLON The Oaks and the Derby ? or TWEED Reviewed yeu can rely on This is the third in the new series o~ ~aeing hints by our special correspondent. "" Colonel Tottering." The Court Laundry article is world copywright. As usual, the To-day there are meeings at to keep Fashion’s fancies York and Windsor, where I expect the going to be good. fresh The former should provide another win for Rififi and Prairie Emblem, while Olaf should make the running at ~ ; Windsor, Kno’ckandwin won easily at Baldoyle and you can expect a repeat performance at Naas this afternoon, where Nab II should be placed in the first race. From an impressive list, the Sandown Park ~neeting looks the most likely for safe fore- cast. Stoney Ley on Friday and Drum Beat on Saturday are both sprintmgood prospects. Each horse Drucan well, particu- larly Beat, and Stoney Ley can be marked .as a possible !/ Derby outsider. Do not forget to give Irish- trained Rositer your full con- sideration for the Derby, which will be run next Wednesday. If you want a second choice, then you might like Pirate King. By the way, Affiliation Order is ’[ as yet unbeaten. The Oaks will be run, as usual, before the Derby in the Epso~m meeting. I again name i Pitter Patter. See YOu next week. Colonel Tottering.

SPORTING ENGAGEMENTS CRICKET--Thursday: 2nd XI in College Park, 11:30 a.m. J ,. Saturday: 1st XI v. 2nd XI League Match, . " 2.30, p.m. ’ ¯ Irish Bicycle Industries Ltd,, Dublin ,,. Monday/Tuesday: Colours Match -- 1st XI v. N.I.C.C., College Park. Wednesday: College Races in The Park.

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