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Page 2 September 1992 SLUG flew across the room. I hate to hat6 people who hate, but I hate them anyway. S.LC. is blind; they needtc open their eyes and realize that m) Dear Dickheads, vocalcabinet due to her amp being in real eyes see all, and even though The Citizens United to Save the the shop. This caused her whole their last gig wasgreat, so is anam Earth (CUSE), inconjunctionwiththe sound to be fucked. With the sound and that' s the whole point of -this Utah Activist Network, will present the way it made tuning very hard. letter. If you fight, kill, hurt, torment, Earth Jam-Fall92 in Fairmont Park Don't think that I am trying to apolo- intimidate, beat up, put down 6r ba. on Saturday, September 26, 1992. gize, because I am not. I am not in sically fuck someone over, then you The emphasis will be your vote and this band forgreat reviews, money, or are doing the exact some thing ths PUBUSHEWEDITOR the environment. Earth Jam is being fame. If this was what I was looking government does to us. Not only presented asafollow-uptothespring for, I would go play with Skit Skat (I that, but the government wants us to J.R. Ruppei Earthbeat rally held in Liberty Park. WOULDNT). I am having fun and so do these things, because ifwedidn't, During the rally, there will be7or aretheothers inthe band and it'salso they' d have to do these things be. EMTOWSALES 8 local bands including NSC, cool when the people that come see cause if we didn' 1, they' d have nc GNAWING SUSPICION, HOUSE us are too and as far as I am con- reason to exist. So if you truly wanl Natalie Kaminski OF CARDS, and a few surprises. cerned, that is the real meaning of anarchy, wake up and stop doing CONTRIBUTWG There will be booths set up by envi- "making it." Next time we annoy you what thegovernmentdoes to us. Oh WRITERS ronmental groups, political candi- on thestage, pleasefeel free to come And next time you' re at McDonald's, dates, and others with alternative up and kidc Jaime in the order an anarchy burger, hold the MTaylor, MtCRrl8Ubb, ideas. All in all, it should be an likes it. government, please. hBrlnOrd excellent way to spend a Saturday. With all my love end hate. ., #rlt RoYI, 8cett Vkc, Todd, Sincere&, ~willtell~ouallthethin~sthatIamsick SkeOch Branford Butler, of since I am writing in DEAR m-,llyrWwlorra, CUSE Directqr DJCKHEADS and all. I am sickof not Dear Diiheads of the Workl, JOIN Z(I,, being able to gamble. I want to lose I'vejust decided men aredumb. COPY En Ma'lee mer Dear Phallusbrains, everything Iown. I want to steal from Theycan'tdoanything right. Women PHOTOGRAPHS: I just came from O.C. and am my parentsto pay for my gambling. I are bitches. All they do is scam you1 taken abackwith howseriiuslymany want to be morallybankrupt. Iwant to boyfriends, who are assholes be- . Robert DeBwry local scensters seem to take them- be financjally bankrupt. This brings cause they leave you forthese sluts. 'I . L. F-DUDE a selves. A lot of people here seem to me to my next problem; who is the It' s an unfair system. All I want is ILLUSTRATIONS: think being hardcore means being church to tell me how I can lose my some bve& cuddle and for everyone wayment bier at people. I'm guessinig thisis money? Hey, church dudes, FUCK to leave me alone when Iwant them partly because everyone's so anx- YOU! Nextthing, Iam sickof going to to. Yes, I am very fucking Greedy. gecta~UIMIM to JO Yale, ious to prove their not mormons (or practice and seeing all the Native Why not? All life is for is to make typical mormons) that they reactively . Americans laying in the streets with yourself happy. But you know what? Matt Taylor antl Krls Johnson intensify religious barriers, issue ver- howhere to go and the scummy They won't let me. rnrtlllout whom thls pubkatbn bal violence, and basically a@ like upperclass fuckheads with rich par- sjsw woukl not be pmrdllle total poopheads. Example: treating ents laughing at them. This brings F~stratedandhptfm someoneliketheAnti-Christbecause me to the next one. I, am sick of this P.S. We have no friends; well m they don't want a beer. There aren't talkof making the park and buildings good friends. SLU6 IS: A mm nw, a~ categories-just individuals. I across from it into sports parks. Who wish people would get off thissurlier- is going to use this? The homeless? Respectable Dickheads, than-thou kiiand just be cool to NO! Once again the rich scum that I took some time out of a con- each other. slide off the east bench to pollute the summate existence to give attributs Low and Smooches streets with their B.M.W.' s. I hope to one of Uncle-my-ass-Sam's em- Tex you all fall into the fault line and come ployees, Judge What' s-Hi-Dii in Please Send to: back out transients, you worthless the North Salt Lake Circuit Court. Dear Dickheads, fucks. Last, but not least once again, From somewhere in his meatless 8LU6 MAGAZINE Actually, this is not really pointed is the fact that I am sick of all the skull, hecameupwithafeed$200.0C P.O. BOX 1061 towardsany dickheadsUBUlTI liked racism and I' m also sick of the words to removetwotiietsfrom my driving the title. I am writing in to clariiy a "reverse racism." There is no such record, claiming that it woukl take his SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH couple of things that were written in thing. To all you people I have spo- secretary valuable time to lift her fin- 841 10-1061 the June issue of SLUG about ATH- ken of, I hope you pull it together gers, pullup my record, and pressthe LETES BUT and the FRIENDLY someday. Untilthen, justdon'tforget delete button. When was thisfucke~ or Call NOBODIES. First, no we are not to wash your BUTT. PEACE, LOVE born and how lethargic does he think 467-4742 ''good musicians." That' s ok, be- AND CHICKEN RIGHTS. I am? Any half-assed peon has to cause we' re having fun and that's Love, know whose pocket that money is what Istartedplayingfor. Second, no F~mmerAnus!!! really going in to. Iguess Ishould' vs we do not ever intend on being out of P.S. Ithinklshauldgotalktosomeone parted my lips and let him have it, tune, we always try to get the best about this. Nah, fuck it, just ignore since a good suck on the dick is the sound we can. (Or at least the best me. Maybe I' Il go away (I won' t). only other thing next to money that according to us.) Last, but not least, P.P.S.S. Hi Mom, Dad, and Uncle our faA& friends know about. At yes, we were out of tune at the Bar Shame who I still pwe money to. leas4 Icoukl have afforded that. and Grill, but this was basicallyout of Witha hugendapeckemla SORRY, S UBSCRlPTlONS our control. First of all, Andrea was Dear Dickheads, rope amund your neck, INO LONGER AVAllABLE playing through a cabinet ran by a ' Iam so pissed off my rubber just SEPTEMBER LIVE 8 THE BAR B GR",L 60 EAST TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY 800 SOUTH SCREAMING TREES A PRIVATE CLUB WITH GUESTS FOR MEMBERS BIG Page 4 September 1992 SLUG Because I thought that this asshole nellie kid that I had buried under 20 knew what he was talking about years of internalized homophobia. (fromthe hetero-God's mouthtothe And slowly, in the safety of this stitches in 3 different places on my bishop' s ear, right?), I spent three desert, he returns. Two weeks ago face. The summerbefore 8th grade, years of HELL in the US Army, I painted my nails for this first time I started an intensive program to doing millions of push-ups and since I was six years old. Fuck, it On Being a "butchif)? myself. Using Mike B., learning to throw hand-grenades was wonderful! I pranced about for the butchest boy in school, as an and singing cadences about 100 three days, absolutely ecstaticover example, I taught myself how to ways to rape women. After two the experience. Even though am- Butch-Queen swagger, spit at the appropriate years of that bullshit, I was one biguities remain, that tension be- moment, carry my books like a real butch-boy. I could run for miles in tween swish and swagger has be- When Iwas a small boy, I was man, and deepen my voice. That full combat gear, sing the Star come an old friend. Being a Butch- wonderfully effeminate -as nellie swishy pinkie finger took a while Spangled Banner with tears in my Queen is fabulous. I get to do all as a Baby-Fag could be. I had limp longer, but I finally succeeded in eyes, and gut a man in three sec- these really butch things, but with wrists, carried my books hugged to getting it to stick somewhat closer onds. But Ididn't want to gut a man FLAIR, of course! My body has my chest or perched on my hip, to the other fingers. (It wasn't until in three seconds. I wanted to fuck become the locus for the actualiza- walked lightly in my loafers, always I was a junior in high school that I amanforthree hours.