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EDITOR IN CHIEF Michael C. Wieber Tonsil Hockey Galore MANAGING EDITOR A Little Off The Top, Please Derik T. Weldon Proving that you can be too trusting, the Kansan ran a story about a Looking for a cheap excuse to kiss someone? The students at NEWS EDITOR Mankato State University were. According to the College PresS! Traci Taghon Lawrence woman who paid the price for her faith in humanity. The woman received a phone call from a man who claimed that he Service, 566 fearless students showed up on the University's rugby SPORTS EDITOR worked at Lawrence Memorial Hospital. The man told the woman field to break the world record for having the most couples kissing ~ Brian McMahon that her husband had been contaminated by toxic metal and that they at one time. "Tongues were flyin' everywhere," said participant! he university is constantly trying to Network and CNN certainly must appeal to T needed her hair to save his life. Without asking for the connection John "Woody" Westrum. If verified by Guiness officials, the. SPORTS ASSISTANT update the campus to keep up with the at least some students. Jon Paul Potts between toxic metal and hair, the woman commenced to snipping Mankato students will steal the title from 400 students who set the : new developments of the "Data Age." In The university stands to benefit from such for her hubby. She made it all the way to her scalp. Lawrence police previous record at Syracuse University. Another victory for T25. pursuit of this goal, the administration is an arrangement as well. Like any ordinary CAMPUS LIFE EDITOR reported almost a dozen similar calls to area residents - most Kristine DeGange supposedly organizing and implementing a cable service, an extra fee could be charged without such smashing success~ Most women only gave themselves What Would H.L. Mencken Say? campus computer link. The wiring will to students for the optional hookup. The DEPARTMENTS EDITOR hopefully allow round the clock access to a trim. initial cost plus monthly payments could be electronic data banks. surtaxed by the university to help cover any The trend toward androgyny in the English language continues. ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR The rumored fiber loop designed to link a extra expenditures. According to the Associated Press, the State University of New: Dave Holsinger computer system throughout the dorms and Even if in-room service were not York at Albany resolved recently to ban the word "women" from all 1 classroom buildings could serve the student available, at the least, viewing of cable its Student Association literature. They will instead use the "non- ; PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR body in many ways beyond 24-hour access Mari Okuda channels should be made possible in the sexist" term "womyn." Their intent is to get the "men" out of i to a computer network. In particular, the public areas (the so-called "Party Rooms"). "women" and express the idea that women are not merely derived PHOTOGRAPHY ASSISTANT hookup could allow students to access cable Surely, hall funds could cover the initial from or corollaries to men. Keeping abreast of national trends, our 1 Paul Webb T.V. hookups and monthly charges. administration is considering the more phonetic and gender neutral 1 COpy EDITOR Moreover, the demand already exists for In fact, no apparent obstacles to such a "Year of Wimmin." Dave Raedy such a service. With an ever-increasing system exist. Why not make cable T.V. an amount of sports on cable channels, and the option? If students want cable T.V., give Homecoming Rubbers LAYOUT/SYSTEMS MANAGER strong interest in athletics at Notre Dame, Patricia Doyle them the chance or else a good reason why clearly many would benefit Also, several they shouldn't have the choice. According to the College Press Service, alumni visiting St. Olaf special interest stations such as Fox ADVERTISING MANAGER College's homecoming events were greeted with condoms. Stu-' Tony Porcelli dents chanted slogans and handed out prophylactics to protest the BUSINESS MANAGER administration's refusal to install condom vending machines in the ; Jim Fitzgerald student union and dorm rooms. Reports failed to mention if the new'· Trojan™ Magnum size was available from the protesting students. , GRAPHIC ARTS MANAGER I..dlels /0 ScJrolJzslic JmtSI be Iyptd Rnd include Ik Jeanne Naylor UJriJer'. nil""" llIidressllnd phone number. UniM'Si1y slw1enls should In an attempt to start a new tradition at Purdue University, students include lheir yar in scJwo/1lnd co/kg.. ftlCU/1y """"""" should include organized a "Senior Sleep" as part of their homecoming festivities. IMrdepllTfrnDll. AU IdIelsJmtSl besigned. NllmOSwilI bewithheld up<1ll Word Choice ,.,,1ltSI in urlRin inslRnces. The College Press Service reported that the University gave its SchJ~l~ is puh/isMl.wW1y Ihroughotd IkscJwo/ yar <=pI dlDing SchJlJJslu: resm>ardofScJrolJJslicorofthe Unim-silyofNolreDR"""itsRdministrlllion 'IkEdilor tradition is made of, Purdue students annually participate in the mid­ ftlCUlly.or ~w1en/s. Edi'~sfgn;d ScJrolRslic represenllheopinion'of ScholJzslu: man fIlling the vacant position, while not qualifying as a specialist, } IkmR)OTIlyo[theUl!culrue.wloriallx>ard. MRnuscriplsllTewt:~. UlForlune Center January "Nude Olympics." Contestants clad only in ,socks and All tmSO/u:ilied mIlleriJds beCOmJ: the properly of ScJrolJJslic. will sexually assualt people as best he can. Noire D~,IN 46556 running shoes try to streak across campus before University officials 0 . Copyrighl1!!90 ScJrolJJslicMszgazine. All rightsreserwJ, &produclion can identify them and suspend their matching funds. 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EDITOR IN CHIEF Michael C. Wieber Tonsil Hockey Galore MANAGING EDITOR A Little Off The Top, Please Derik T. Weldon Proving that you can be too trusting, the Kansan ran a story about a Looking for a cheap excuse to kiss someone? The students at NEWS EDITOR Mankato State University were. According to the College PresS! Traci Taghon Lawrence woman who paid the price for her faith in humanity. The woman received a phone call from a man who claimed that he Service, 566 fearless students showed up on the University's rugby SPORTS EDITOR worked at Lawrence Memorial Hospital. The man told the woman field to break the world record for having the most couples kissing ~ Brian McMahon that her husband had been contaminated by toxic metal and that they at one time. "Tongues were flyin' everywhere," said participant! he university is constantly trying to Network and CNN certainly must appeal to T needed her hair to save his life. Without asking for the connection John "Woody" Westrum. If verified by Guiness officials, the. SPORTS ASSISTANT update the campus to keep up with the at least some students. Jon Paul Potts between toxic metal and hair, the woman commenced to snipping Mankato students will steal the title from 400 students who set the : new developments of the "Data Age." In The university stands to benefit from such for her hubby. She made it all the way to her scalp. Lawrence police previous record at Syracuse University. Another victory for T25. pursuit of this goal, the administration is an arrangement as well. Like any ordinary CAMPUS LIFE EDITOR reported almost a dozen similar calls to area residents - most Kristine DeGange supposedly organizing and implementing a cable service, an extra fee could be charged without such smashing success~ Most women only gave themselves What Would H.L. Mencken Say? campus computer link. The wiring will to students for the optional hookup. The DEPARTMENTS EDITOR hopefully allow round the clock access to a trim. Tim Rogers initial cost plus monthly payments could be electronic data banks. surtaxed by the university to help cover any The trend toward androgyny in the English language continues. ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR The rumored fiber loop designed to link a extra expenditures. According to the Associated Press, the State University of New: Dave Holsinger computer system throughout the dorms and Even if in-room service were not York at Albany resolved recently to ban the word "women" from all 1 classroom buildings could serve the student available, at the least, viewing of cable its Student Association literature. They will instead use the "non- ; PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR body in many ways beyond 24-hour access Mari Okuda channels should be made possible in the sexist" term "womyn." Their intent is to get the "men" out of i to a computer network. In particular, the public areas (the so-called "Party Rooms"). "women" and express the idea that women are not merely derived PHOTOGRAPHY ASSISTANT hookup could allow students to access cable Surely, hall funds could cover the initial from or corollaries to men. Keeping abreast of national trends, our 1 Paul Webb T.V. hookups and monthly charges. administration is considering the more phonetic and gender neutral 1 COpy EDITOR Moreover, the demand already exists for In fact, no apparent obstacles to such a "Year of Wimmin." Dave Raedy such a service. With an ever-increasing system exist. Why not make cable T.V. an amount of sports on cable channels, and the option? If students want cable T.V., give Homecoming Rubbers LAYOUT/SYSTEMS MANAGER strong interest in athletics at Notre Dame, Patricia Doyle them the chance or else a good reason why clearly many would benefit Also, several they shouldn't have the choice. According to the College Press Service, alumni visiting St. Olaf special interest stations such as Fox ADVERTISING MANAGER College's homecoming events were greeted with condoms. Stu-' Tony Porcelli dents chanted slogans and handed out prophylactics to protest the BUSINESS MANAGER administration's refusal to install condom vending machines in the ; Jim Fitzgerald student union and dorm rooms. Reports failed to mention if the new'· Trojan™ Magnum size was available from the protesting students. , GRAPHIC ARTS MANAGER I..dlels /0 ScJrolJzslic JmtSI be Iyptd Rnd include Ik Jeanne Naylor UJriJer'. nil""" llIidressllnd phone number. UniM'Si1y slw1enls should In an attempt to start a new tradition at Purdue University, students include lheir yar in scJwo/1lnd co/kg.. ftlCU/1y """"""" should include organized a "Senior Sleep" as part of their homecoming festivities. IMrdepllTfrnDll. AU IdIelsJmtSl besigned. NllmOSwilI bewithheld up<1ll Word Choice ,.,,1ltSI in urlRin inslRnces. The College Press Service reported that the University gave its SchJ~l~ is puh/isMl.wW1y Ihroughotd IkscJwo/ yar <=pI dlDing SchJlJJslu: resm>ardofScJrolJJslicorofthe Unim-silyofNolreDR"""itsRdministrlllion 'IkEdilor tradition is made of, Purdue students annually participate in the mid­ ftlCUlly.or ~w1en/s. Edi'~sfgn;d ScJrolRslic represenllheopinion'of ScholJzslu: man fIlling the vacant position, while not qualifying as a specialist, } IkmR)OTIlyo[theUl!culrue.wloriallx>ard. MRnuscriplsllTewt:~. UlForlune Center January "Nude Olympics." Contestants clad only in ,socks and All tmSO/u:ilied mIlleriJds beCOmJ: the properly of ScJrolJJslic. will sexually assualt people as best he can. Noire D~,IN 46556 running shoes try to streak across campus before University officials 0 . Copyrighl1!!90 ScJrolJJslicMszgazine. All rightsreserwJ, &produclion can identify them and suspend their matching funds. 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n November 11, I sat down with a they have chosen as DART alternates, or middle and it's Mirer with the touchdown! Ogroup of friends and watched a Notre how many varsity letters they earned on The Coach: Um ... pass me another beer. Dame football game on T.V. their high school chess team. By the end of While we're on the subject of beer, a If you can't actually be at the game, the the game, The Gabber is generally bound, , watch party is not complete without Mr. Dear Dr. Head: The other day I read that the incompa­ and some didn't When left by themselves to care for infants, the next-best thing is to siton a warm couch with gagged and immersed in hydrochloric acid. Thirsty. ****GENDER EXCLUSIVE rable W. 4x1 Rose of Guns 'n' Roses underwent a bit of nippleless men were at a distinct evolutionary disadvantage. They a cold drink and and good friends. Well, I Next is The Fanatic. The spirit-filled LANGUAGE ALERT-Whoop! Whoop! elective surgery. He had his nipple pierced. I just can't had no way to keep the tykes busy. The Cro-Magnon kids, having suppose that you could sit outside the sta­ watchers are so intense in their viewing that a-ROO-ga! a-ROO-ga! Mr. Thirsty can be figure this. out. Ears, noses and even lips make sense, but nothing better to do, would wail incessantly. So the nippleless men' dium in the freezing cold, eating and drink­ they never take their eyes off the T.V. set, re-, either male or female-Mr./Ms. Thirsty just why would a guy (or agirl for that matter) want to pierce his would bludgeon them to death. The nippled men, on the other hand, ing out of a trunk, and watch the game on a fusing even to blink. The Fanatic's attention 'sounds too much like the name of a her­ nipple? In grade school we guys used to give each other would trick the infants into thinking that milk lie behind those Sony Watchman. Then again, if you did that, is so intense that he or she does not notice maphrodite porn star**** Mr. Thirsty at­ "purple nurples" by twisting each other's nipples. It hurt. nipples. The kids would quietly suck away, and the nippled men you'd probably look like a really big dork. anything else going on in the room, includ- tends watch parties simply for the "party" I imagine that the piercing process would smart, too. Not were happy. Their nippled kids grew up, spread their seed and As I watched the Tennessee game, I was ing when their friends light their clothes on part of it. He is able to kill a six-pack per only that, but I don't think it's sexy, either. I just can't multiplied, while the nippleless died out - natural selection at its joined by about ten friends-men and fire. The Fanatic screams a lot, swears a lot, quarter. Mr. Thirsty, fueled both by team picture a girl coming up to Axl at the beach and saying, best women of all shapes and sizes. Even though says "Shh!" a lot and usually tries to kill The spirit and by Mad Dog 20(20, is almost as l'Mmm, what a cute nipplering. Is that skull real gold?" it was a bit crowded with all of the scream­ Gabber. vocal as The Coach but generally not as Then I thought of another puzzling question: Why does Axl Dear Dr. Head: I recently did my semesterly teeth­ ing, sweating bodies crammed into a Mor­ Amidst this conflict sits The Coach. This articulate. have nipples in the first place? cleaning - you know, toothpaste, tooth brush, the whole rissey Hall room, the game proved to be is the person who knows SO MUCH about FIRST QUARTER Will Hemslinger, junior, Sorin. college football and Mr. Thirsty:Throwthefllthin'ball,Lou! works. Anyway, it was during this ritual that I noticed has SO MUCH EX- What the farthin-filthin are you thinking­ something peculiar about my toothpaste. The Aqua­ PERIENCE as a running it up the middle? Fresh™ I was using had 3 stripes - red, white and blue. As coach that he or she SECOND QUARTER I carefully squeezed from the bottom and flattened as I actually KNOWS Mr. Thirsty: Tear his filthin' head off went up, the stripes emerged intact and orderly. Could you MORE ABOUT Stony! Break the filthin-farther's legs please tell me how they keep the colors separated in the THE GAME THAN ,Zorro! Throw thefilthin-farth-filthin ball, tube? ' LOU HOLTZ. Lou! Clean Teeth, senior, Siegfried. However, Lou is too THIRD QUARTER silly to follow The Mr. Thirsty: @#$%A filthin'*&*)A. Ms. Teeth, I sincerely hope you floss during your ritual. You Coach's advice. The Farthins goddam #%&%$*filkin. shouldn't neglect your gums. Coach, of course, FOURTH QUARTER If you look closely at your tube of Aqua-FreshTM, you'll notice reminds the rest of Mr . Thl'rst y.. zzzzzzzzz .... that Beechum manufactures that fine product. You'll also notice '-:-:--:--::---;:----:---,.:.----_:--_____--.J the watchers of this Mr. Thirsty is a staunch advocate of that Beechum's logo consists of a half moon encircled by 6 stars. entertaining for more than one reason. fact at every opportunity: videotaping the games. He does this not out This logo should tip you off as to how they keep the colors sorted in There's the fact that we beat the Vols, a Culver plows up the middle but is ofan urge to review the subtle nuances of the Will, I'm sorry grade school was so traumatic for you. the tube. Beechum made a pact with Satan. That logo is a secret team that closely resembles the UQiversity ,stoppedJorno gain. game the day after, but rather to find out Ithink the, answer to your first question is obvious. People pierce symbol of their deal. The power of Old Sc~tch allows the paste of Miami in both talent and ta1k~ But more The Coach: Real good, Lou! Run it up what actually happened during the fourth their nipples for attention. "Hey look at me," they are saying. "I paid technicians at Beechum to perform the otherwise impossible task of importantly, I noticed the wide spectrum of' the middle! Gee, They weren't expecting quarter. money to have this piece of metal stuck through my breast." Some color separation. Without the help of Beelzebub, those patented personalities that surface within the game- THAT! In the end, what you get is a melting pot people climb observation towers and randomly shoot folks with color stripes would bleed together into an unmarketable toothpaste watching crowd. Culver up the middle again and he's hit df the Notre Dame Community centered high-powered rifles. Other people pierce their nipples. The moti­ muddle., First, there's The Gabber. This is the Jor a loss! 'around support for its .school. Their spirit vation is the same, though. person who sits in the room and seems The Coach: What the #*"@! Lou? Are 'and their will call them to unite as one mass Your second question is a bit tougher. Axl,like most men, does interested in everything that is going on in you STUPID? Why don't we run it up the and cheer on the team.' They are shining own a set of nipples, and, like Axl himself, they're useless. While If there's one thing Dr. Head knows, it's everything. IJyou have a the room except for the fact thafthere is'amiddle again? Huh? I'm ,sure we'll do real examples of Notre Dame fans who support Axl,has always been useless, male nipples have not. A group of , question; ask him. Send your queries to Dr. Head. care oJScholas­ football game on the television. Gabbers well. their heroes through good times and bad. anthropologists from Ivy Tech recently discovered some cave tic, 303 LaFortune. Write legibly or type. Include your name, year talk all about what they did last night" what Mirer sneaks it up ,the middle and is ' Oh,and there's beer, too. 0 paintings in Osceola, IN that illustrate exactly how useful male and residence. Dr. Head reserves the right to edit and/or embellish homework, they have to do, what courses gone! A 99-yard quarterback sneak up the by John O'Brien nipples used to be. Apparently, some Cro-Magnon men had nipples, where he sees fit. So. there. 0 4 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 15, 1990 5

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n November 11, I sat down with a they have chosen as DART alternates, or middle and it's Mirer with the touchdown! Ogroup of friends and watched a Notre how many varsity letters they earned on The Coach: Um ... pass me another beer. Dame football game on T.V. their high school chess team. By the end of While we're on the subject of beer, a If you can't actually be at the game, the the game, The Gabber is generally bound, , watch party is not complete without Mr. Dear Dr. Head: The other day I read that the incompa­ and some didn't When left by themselves to care for infants, the next-best thing is to siton a warm couch with gagged and immersed in hydrochloric acid. Thirsty. ****GENDER EXCLUSIVE rable W. 4x1 Rose of Guns 'n' Roses underwent a bit of nippleless men were at a distinct evolutionary disadvantage. They a cold drink and and good friends. Well, I Next is The Fanatic. The spirit-filled LANGUAGE ALERT-Whoop! Whoop! elective surgery. He had his nipple pierced. I just can't had no way to keep the tykes busy. The Cro-Magnon kids, having suppose that you could sit outside the sta­ watchers are so intense in their viewing that a-ROO-ga! a-ROO-ga! Mr. Thirsty can be figure this. out. Ears, noses and even lips make sense, but nothing better to do, would wail incessantly. So the nippleless men' dium in the freezing cold, eating and drink­ they never take their eyes off the T.V. set, re-, either male or female-Mr./Ms. Thirsty just why would a guy (or agirl for that matter) want to pierce his would bludgeon them to death. The nippled men, on the other hand, ing out of a trunk, and watch the game on a fusing even to blink. The Fanatic's attention 'sounds too much like the name of a her­ nipple? In grade school we guys used to give each other would trick the infants into thinking that milk lie behind those Sony Watchman. Then again, if you did that, is so intense that he or she does not notice maphrodite porn star**** Mr. Thirsty at­ "purple nurples" by twisting each other's nipples. It hurt. nipples. The kids would quietly suck away, and the nippled men you'd probably look like a really big dork. anything else going on in the room, includ- tends watch parties simply for the "party" I imagine that the piercing process would smart, too. Not were happy. Their nippled kids grew up, spread their seed and As I watched the Tennessee game, I was ing when their friends light their clothes on part of it. He is able to kill a six-pack per only that, but I don't think it's sexy, either. I just can't multiplied, while the nippleless died out - natural selection at its joined by about ten friends-men and fire. The Fanatic screams a lot, swears a lot, quarter. Mr. Thirsty, fueled both by team picture a girl coming up to Axl at the beach and saying, best women of all shapes and sizes. Even though says "Shh!" a lot and usually tries to kill The spirit and by Mad Dog 20(20, is almost as l'Mmm, what a cute nipplering. Is that skull real gold?" it was a bit crowded with all of the scream­ Gabber. vocal as The Coach but generally not as Then I thought of another puzzling question: Why does Axl Dear Dr. Head: I recently did my semesterly teeth­ ing, sweating bodies crammed into a Mor­ Amidst this conflict sits The Coach. This articulate. have nipples in the first place? cleaning - you know, toothpaste, tooth brush, the whole rissey Hall room, the game proved to be is the person who knows SO MUCH about FIRST QUARTER Will Hemslinger, junior, Sorin. college football and Mr. Thirsty:Throwthefllthin'ball,Lou! works. Anyway, it was during this ritual that I noticed has SO MUCH EX- What the farthin-filthin are you thinking­ something peculiar about my toothpaste. The Aqua­ PERIENCE as a running it up the middle? Fresh™ I was using had 3 stripes - red, white and blue. As coach that he or she SECOND QUARTER I carefully squeezed from the bottom and flattened as I actually KNOWS Mr. Thirsty: Tear his filthin' head off went up, the stripes emerged intact and orderly. Could you MORE ABOUT Stony! Break the filthin-farther's legs please tell me how they keep the colors separated in the THE GAME THAN ,Zorro! Throw thefilthin-farth-filthin ball, tube? ' LOU HOLTZ. Lou! Clean Teeth, senior, Siegfried. However, Lou is too THIRD QUARTER silly to follow The Mr. Thirsty: @#$%A filthin'*&*)A. Ms. Teeth, I sincerely hope you floss during your ritual. You Coach's advice. The Farthins goddam #%&%$*filkin. shouldn't neglect your gums. Coach, of course, FOURTH QUARTER If you look closely at your tube of Aqua-FreshTM, you'll notice reminds the rest of Mr . Thl'rst y.. zzzzzzzzz .... that Beechum manufactures that fine product. You'll also notice '-:-:--:--::---;:----:---,.:.----_:--_____--.J the watchers of this Mr. Thirsty is a staunch advocate of that Beechum's logo consists of a half moon encircled by 6 stars. entertaining for more than one reason. fact at every opportunity: videotaping the games. He does this not out This logo should tip you off as to how they keep the colors sorted in There's the fact that we beat the Vols, a Culver plows up the middle but is ofan urge to review the subtle nuances of the Will, I'm sorry grade school was so traumatic for you. the tube. Beechum made a pact with Satan. That logo is a secret team that closely resembles the UQiversity ,stoppedJorno gain. game the day after, but rather to find out Ithink the, answer to your first question is obvious. People pierce symbol of their deal. The power of Old Sc~tch allows the paste of Miami in both talent and ta1k~ But more The Coach: Real good, Lou! Run it up what actually happened during the fourth their nipples for attention. "Hey look at me," they are saying. "I paid technicians at Beechum to perform the otherwise impossible task of importantly, I noticed the wide spectrum of' the middle! Gee, They weren't expecting quarter. money to have this piece of metal stuck through my breast." Some color separation. Without the help of Beelzebub, those patented personalities that surface within the game- THAT! In the end, what you get is a melting pot people climb observation towers and randomly shoot folks with color stripes would bleed together into an unmarketable toothpaste watching crowd. Culver up the middle again and he's hit df the Notre Dame Community centered high-powered rifles. Other people pierce their nipples. The moti­ muddle., First, there's The Gabber. This is the Jor a loss! 'around support for its .school. Their spirit vation is the same, though. person who sits in the room and seems The Coach: What the #*"@! Lou? Are 'and their will call them to unite as one mass Your second question is a bit tougher. Axl,like most men, does interested in everything that is going on in you STUPID? Why don't we run it up the and cheer on the team.' They are shining own a set of nipples, and, like Axl himself, they're useless. While If there's one thing Dr. Head knows, it's everything. IJyou have a the room except for the fact thafthere is'amiddle again? Huh? I'm ,sure we'll do real examples of Notre Dame fans who support Axl,has always been useless, male nipples have not. A group of , question; ask him. Send your queries to Dr. Head. care oJScholas­ football game on the television. Gabbers well. their heroes through good times and bad. anthropologists from Ivy Tech recently discovered some cave tic, 303 LaFortune. Write legibly or type. Include your name, year talk all about what they did last night" what Mirer sneaks it up ,the middle and is ' Oh,and there's beer, too. 0 paintings in Osceola, IN that illustrate exactly how useful male and residence. Dr. Head reserves the right to edit and/or embellish homework, they have to do, what courses gone! A 99-yard quarterback sneak up the by John O'Brien nipples used to be. Apparently, some Cro-Magnon men had nipples, where he sees fit. So. there. 0 4 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 15, 1990 5

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Public Image Ltd. releases a retrospective of The Cure are definitely Mixed Up in releasing their intriguing musical experimentation an album of remixes

80's. Beginning with the (from Album) remains true to the forgive P.I.L. this mistake, something that they aren't The blazing, bitter "Public Image," original song but augments the though. What I won't forgive is running strong on their last backbeat and. bass line. "Close "Lovesong," and "Hot Hot old songs should be left as they as many of P.I.L.'s live shows rougher sound of the original the Cure's systematic album, Disintegration, even To Me" is so Manchester it Hot!!!," which, interestingly were - if the Cure need to do, The Greatest Hits, So Far track by introducing details· destruction of whatever shred of though it was released two years sounds like it could have been enough, are all from the more experiment with an old sound chronicles all of the phases of which make it far more forceful. artistic respectability they might ago ... Rwnors of the band's recorded by the Happy recent Cure albums, when they again, that's what new albums P.I.L.'s musical development, It's a disappointment that there have had before they released an breakup have certainly scared Mondays, which is obviously started to pick up on the due to the hand of producer Paul teenybopper crowd. Hmmm. are for. from the pissed-off, jaded punks aren't more tracks included album of dance ~~~ their fans, but rehashes of old newly emerged from the hype from This is What You material (the CD5 collection Oakenfold in the remixing. For a.second, I thought that The new track, "Never and mayhem that surrounded Want ... This is What You Get, but marketed as Integration, and Really, I'd have thought the maybe I shouldn't be so critical Enough," .poses an interesting the Sex Pistols, through the pre­ their biggest single from that now Mixed Up)have kept them Cure would have enough guts to of this albwn. Maybe the Cure contradiction. It dOesn't sound industrial synthesizer music of in the minds of the record buyer stand on their own in the face of were doing this because they felt like the Cure's recent efforts, it Ltd. albwn, "This Is Not a Love mage The Metal Box, Second Edition, Song," is included. New even though the band has been the whole Manchester thing, but an artistic need to keep their doesn't sound Manchester The Greatest Hits, So Far and The Flowers of Romance. remixes of "Seattle" and "The idle for so long. Supposedly, apparently they don't. songs up to date and interesting, (well, maybe a little bit), but it Amid the slew of new albums Tracks on this album included Body" follow, which reflect the fans can look for a Robert Smith Theory number two: this instead of letting them rot on does sound good. For once, the released this fall, you'll from this era are "Death Disco," slick-sounding P.I.L. of recent solo album in the future, but whole thing is being done to vinyl (or anodized aluminwn, as Cure have done what we all probably notice compilations "Memories," "Careering," and times. The last track on the nothing substantial has been satisfy the teenybopper crowd the case may be). In fact, I knew they were capable of and from two of the greats of post­ ''The Flowers of Romance." albwn, and the only new song on said to back up that rumor. that has increasingly become a almost believed this when I ... well, they rocked! "Never punk alternative rock on the While these tracks detailP.I.L. 's the compilation, "Don't Ask After hearing Mixed Up, I larger portion of the Cure's fans. heard the new version of "A Enough" has a gritty guitar shelves: Public Image Limited pre-industrial phase rather well, Me," continues P.I.L. 's The Cure came up with two theories of These chowderhead kids Forest," which does provide an groove, and the song progresses has released an album called The nothing is included from their progression into over-produced Mjx~dUp why the Cure might be doing (maybe they aren 'tjust kids - I interesting twist on an old song. in the fashion of a typical 3- Greatest Hits, So Far, and the Live in Tokyo album, which alternative dance music. The Cure's new album, Mixed something as inept as remixing a suppose clubgoers have some It's also interesting to note that minute pop song, deviating Cure has put out an albwn might have livened up these Although "Don't Ask Me" has Up, consists of nothing more bunch of old songs and ~en hand in this as well) insist on the basic tracks for "A Forest" slightly from the Cure's usual consisting of dance remixes of otherwise monotonous tracks. some great lyrics, reminiscentof than remixes of old songs, with passing them off as a new having eight minute long dance and "The Walk" had to be re­ formula of driving the song's old tracks. Both groups, in a The album peaks with a the Godfather of Punk's heyday one new song thrown in (again, album. Theory number one: remixes of everything, whether recorded - apparently the main hook into your head for a wise marketing move, have also staggering remix of "Rise." of punk social critique,lines like . good marketing) to sell more They have to fit in with all the it was meant to be danced to or original masters were lost and minute or two before getting included one new track to top off This song came from the bands "And is it really worth it! copies of the album. It would be other bands in England that are not. I've never really those tracks had to be redone for around to the song. It's lively, the old stuff. phase which produced Albwn choking on remotell can see the a little premature for the Cure to either from Manchester or understood the whole "it has a this compilation. These tracks and it's completely unexpected. I don 'tknow what happened, but The inclusion of a new track and This is What You red tide coming/B ut I don't even release another greatest hits trying to sound like they're from good beat and I can dance to it" weren't really remixed, but on both albums is where the Want ... This is What You Get, vote" don't make up for the albums (their last was only two Manchester. Strong evidence of thing, so I'll try not to nonetheless they aren't what there hasn't been this much similarity ends, though. P.I.L.'s which cover what is possible godawful music that they are set albwns ago), so they're not this theory is audible on their editorialize too much, but there they used to be. Really, though, energy in their music since greatest hits compilation serves P.I.L.'s fmest work. Don't be to. I don't know whatP.I.L. was billing Mixed Up as such. goofing around with older is a value to music outside of I can't take the Cure seriously "Jumping Someone Else's as an excellent retrospective of misled by the idea of a remix- thinking, but this song sounds Certainly, Mixed Up will sell tracks like "Close To Me" and danceability. The songs' that after they've done this to so Train." I'mjust wondering what John Lydon (Johnny Rotten) these aren't the type of dance like the B-52' s waking up on the well because of the Cure's near­ "The Walk," and also on their lead me to follow this second many of their songs. There isn't a good song which shows talent and the band's musical remixes on the Cure's new wrong side of bed. Something fanatic following of loyal fans, reworking of "Pictures of You," theory about the concept behind much artistic credibility in and creativity is doing atop this experimentation throughout the eff~rt The reworking of "Rise" has to be dorie about this. I'll and they are somehow .still all of which have that Mixed Up are "Lullaby," doing remixes of one's old slag heap of trashy remixes .... O characteristic acid house "Fascination Street," songs to make them sound like by Dave Holsinger

SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 15, 1990 7 $

Public Image Ltd. releases a retrospective of The Cure are definitely Mixed Up in releasing their intriguing musical experimentation an album of remixes

80's. Beginning with the (from Album) remains true to the forgive P.I.L. this mistake, something that they aren't The blazing, bitter "Public Image," original song but augments the though. What I won't forgive is running strong on their last backbeat and. bass line. "Close "Lovesong," and "Hot Hot old songs should be left as they as many of P.I.L.'s live shows rougher sound of the original the Cure's systematic album, Disintegration, even To Me" is so Manchester it Hot!!!," which, interestingly were - if the Cure need to do, The Greatest Hits, So Far track by introducing details· destruction of whatever shred of though it was released two years sounds like it could have been enough, are all from the more experiment with an old sound chronicles all of the phases of which make it far more forceful. artistic respectability they might ago ... Rwnors of the band's recorded by the Happy recent Cure albums, when they again, that's what new albums P.I.L.'s musical development, It's a disappointment that there have had before they released an breakup have certainly scared Mondays, which is obviously started to pick up on the due to the hand of producer Paul teenybopper crowd. Hmmm. are for. from the pissed-off, jaded punks aren't more tracks included album of dance ~~~ their fans, but rehashes of old newly emerged from the hype from This is What You material (the CD5 collection Oakenfold in the remixing. For a.second, I thought that The new track, "Never and mayhem that surrounded Want ... This is What You Get, but marketed as Integration, and Really, I'd have thought the maybe I shouldn't be so critical Enough," .poses an interesting the Sex Pistols, through the pre­ their biggest single from that now Mixed Up)have kept them Cure would have enough guts to of this albwn. Maybe the Cure contradiction. It dOesn't sound industrial synthesizer music of in the minds of the record buyer stand on their own in the face of were doing this because they felt like the Cure's recent efforts, it Ltd. albwn, "This Is Not a Love mage The Metal Box, Second Edition, Song," is included. New even though the band has been the whole Manchester thing, but an artistic need to keep their doesn't sound Manchester The Greatest Hits, So Far and The Flowers of Romance. remixes of "Seattle" and "The idle for so long. Supposedly, apparently they don't. songs up to date and interesting, (well, maybe a little bit), but it Amid the slew of new albums Tracks on this album included Body" follow, which reflect the fans can look for a Robert Smith Theory number two: this instead of letting them rot on does sound good. For once, the released this fall, you'll from this era are "Death Disco," slick-sounding P.I.L. of recent solo album in the future, but whole thing is being done to vinyl (or anodized aluminwn, as Cure have done what we all probably notice compilations "Memories," "Careering," and times. The last track on the nothing substantial has been satisfy the teenybopper crowd the case may be). In fact, I knew they were capable of and from two of the greats of post­ ''The Flowers of Romance." albwn, and the only new song on said to back up that rumor. that has increasingly become a almost believed this when I ... well, they rocked! "Never punk alternative rock on the While these tracks detailP.I.L. 's the compilation, "Don't Ask After hearing Mixed Up, I larger portion of the Cure's fans. heard the new version of "A Enough" has a gritty guitar shelves: Public Image Limited pre-industrial phase rather well, Me," continues P.I.L. 's The Cure came up with two theories of These chowderhead kids Forest," which does provide an groove, and the song progresses has released an album called The nothing is included from their progression into over-produced Mjx~dUp why the Cure might be doing (maybe they aren 'tjust kids - I interesting twist on an old song. in the fashion of a typical 3- Greatest Hits, So Far, and the Live in Tokyo album, which alternative dance music. The Cure's new album, Mixed something as inept as remixing a suppose clubgoers have some It's also interesting to note that minute pop song, deviating Cure has put out an albwn might have livened up these Although "Don't Ask Me" has Up, consists of nothing more bunch of old songs and ~en hand in this as well) insist on the basic tracks for "A Forest" slightly from the Cure's usual consisting of dance remixes of otherwise monotonous tracks. some great lyrics, reminiscentof than remixes of old songs, with passing them off as a new having eight minute long dance and "The Walk" had to be re­ formula of driving the song's old tracks. Both groups, in a The album peaks with a the Godfather of Punk's heyday one new song thrown in (again, album. Theory number one: remixes of everything, whether recorded - apparently the main hook into your head for a wise marketing move, have also staggering remix of "Rise." of punk social critique,lines like . good marketing) to sell more They have to fit in with all the it was meant to be danced to or original masters were lost and minute or two before getting included one new track to top off This song came from the bands "And is it really worth it! copies of the album. It would be other bands in England that are not. I've never really those tracks had to be redone for around to the song. It's lively, the old stuff. phase which produced Albwn choking on remotell can see the a little premature for the Cure to either from Manchester or understood the whole "it has a this compilation. These tracks and it's completely unexpected. I don 'tknow what happened, but The inclusion of a new track and This is What You red tide coming/B ut I don't even release another greatest hits trying to sound like they're from good beat and I can dance to it" weren't really remixed, but on both albums is where the Want ... This is What You Get, vote" don't make up for the albums (their last was only two Manchester. Strong evidence of thing, so I'll try not to nonetheless they aren't what there hasn't been this much similarity ends, though. P.I.L.'s which cover what is possible godawful music that they are set albwns ago), so they're not this theory is audible on their editorialize too much, but there they used to be. Really, though, energy in their music since greatest hits compilation serves P.I.L.'s fmest work. Don't be to. I don't know whatP.I.L. was billing Mixed Up as such. goofing around with older is a value to music outside of I can't take the Cure seriously "Jumping Someone Else's as an excellent retrospective of misled by the idea of a remix- thinking, but this song sounds Certainly, Mixed Up will sell tracks like "Close To Me" and danceability. The songs' that after they've done this to so Train." I'mjust wondering what John Lydon (Johnny Rotten) these aren't the type of dance like the B-52' s waking up on the well because of the Cure's near­ "The Walk," and also on their lead me to follow this second many of their songs. There isn't a good song which shows talent and the band's musical remixes on the Cure's new wrong side of bed. Something fanatic following of loyal fans, reworking of "Pictures of You," theory about the concept behind much artistic credibility in and creativity is doing atop this experimentation throughout the eff~rt The reworking of "Rise" has to be dorie about this. I'll and they are somehow .still all of which have that Mixed Up are "Lullaby," doing remixes of one's old slag heap of trashy remixes .... O characteristic acid house "Fascination Street," songs to make them sound like by Dave Holsinger

SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 15, 1990 7 ( , .... . , r '" .: .. .. , '\ JACOB s

Jacob's Ladder is a visually and Perhaps some sort of clandestine drug intellectually arresting movie that is often testing? disturbing, although ultimately uplifting. Of course, pressuring the Army only leads The graphic nature of the film, with to another dead end that leaves Jacob disgusting special effects in certain "dream" grappling, literally, for his sanity with two ndertheshadowsoftheDome, under Besides, "their rectors would kill them." ''The rectors do not have cable," said John sequences, make it .well suited to peek­ thugs whom we assume are associated with U the leaf-strewn, walkways of the Evelyn Reinebold, director of student Goldrick, vice president of residence life. between-the-fingers viewing. But pay close the United States Government. He ends up campus, lies a labyrinth of dark tunnels. It residences, disagrees. Students have The university is presently involved in a attention, because this storyline, billed as in the hospital where viewers are treated to was here that a ~ Cavanaugh student looked into the possibilities of receiving $20 million data project which includes one of the most disturbing of the year, can the most terrifying and hideous dream/ L reportedly found the cable television hook­ cable in their rooms, she said. The laying a fiber loop around the campus, also be one of the most confusing. reality sequence to hit the big screen in quite up which he subsequently rigged to his university has said "no," she added .. according to Goldrick. This should provide Just when the real vs. unreal tension seems sometime. dorm room. For more than a semester last "There are a lot of T.V. stations in data capabilities' in all areas of to be too much to.bear, the film offers a small' Now thaesjust one plot line. You'll have year, one room of students enjoyed the Chicago' that we could get here," telecommunications, he predicted. clueto,keep astute viewers going, and then to keep track of Jacob's life with lover exploits of this. student's engineering sophomore Archie Chaney said. ''The "The university precludes individuals the. movie's end proves to be both J ezebel as well, and don't forget sometimes endeavors. university thinks that it would distract from from having cable drops," Goldrick said. understandable and satisfying. The clue to ex-wife Sarah, sons Eli and Jed, or son Gabe A ''The guy had keys to the steam tunnels," our studies," he hypothesized. ''There is an organizational problem of the real plot of the movie comes from the (killed at about age 6 in a car accident) who said one student, who prefers to remain having 6500 private requests ,for cable philosophy of Meister Eckhardt· as also plays a pivotal role. Jacob moves unidentified. "He found the cable box ~:e. WANT MY ... II drops, at least until this multi-million dollar explained to protagonistJacob Singer by his between these lives without a warning either under Lafortune and spliced the cables .. project is fmished." chiropractor and confidante, Louie. Jacob is to himself or the audience. Tim Robbins's Then he bought some cable and ran it to his .... "Flanner and Grace are two dorms which beset by doubts about his· sanity as he characterization is excellent, and he shows room." are already internally wired, said Goldrick. plunges from one sphere of reality to himself to be fine actor, capable of extreme D This means that the students in these dorms a The official line, however, is that there is another, and Louie's presence serves as one versatility - remember him as "Meat" no cable T.V. on campus, and never has could hook up to a university cable system 00 of the few constants in his life. LaLouche in Bull Durham? The audience' :' been, according to Don Dedrick, director of simply, he explained. However, there is no The audience easily empathizes with really gets a feel for Jacob's inner struggle .. the physical' plant of the building cable drop there, he insisted. Jacob because it can't tell what's real any for stability and his overwhelming fear of D· maintenence department. There are only . "What we have now is called the more than he can. Every time it seems like the unknown. antennaes for local reception, he said. backbone of the new system," said Donald everything is back to normal, Jacob gets "Unknown" is perhaps the one word that "The university found out that the cables If the university would allow students the Spicer, assistant provost for university thrown once again into a terrifying alternate best characterizes this movie. Said to be one had been spliced in the summer," the same option of paying to be hooked up to the computing. ''Running lines within the reality. Or is it only a bad dream? Oris it a of the most famous unproduced scripts student insisted. "They couldn't do maintenance antennaes which are on each buildings is another matter." good dream? Or is it a past life? Or what the (along with Total Recall) to finally come out anything about it because they couldn't of the dorms, every student who paid could Much of the new system is already in hell is going on? in recent months, it is easy to see why any figure out how he got the cable to his room." watch the T.V. channels that are offered in place, Spicer said. It has been devised in Maybe it's just that - hell. Early in the director or producer would shy away from "We do have. master antennaes where Chicago. This would mean that students cooperation with the Educational Media fIlm, an old buddy from Vietnam visits this project. It is confusing, and difficult to you can get all of the Chicago UHF would not be forced to venture off-campus Center and WNDU. Jacob, insisting that he is being chased by follow, but not to a fault. What it does stations," said John Micalski, project to watch The Simpsons. "We are putting in a common [campus] demons who intend to drag him back down require isa little thinking, which maybe not coordinator of building maintenence. "I think that this option should be open to infrastructure," said Spicer. "The fiber to hell with them. Jacob reveals that he had all moviegoers were prepared for. Most of "Masterantennaes are set up on a building students," said junior Jim Joyce, a junior. optic cables are designed to carry cable similar visions, but immediately after their the previews for this movie gave it a horror and run to all lounges and rectors rooms." "Some people aren't going to use it, but as T.V. and data or voice communications." conversation, Jacob's friend dies in a fiery movie shmt, but yoUr typical slasher fIlm it Ifstudents were to try to hook theirT. V. 's long as it isn't obligatory to buy it, the Student interest in having the option of . . car explosion as he watches helplessly. isn't. GoseeJacob'sLadder prepared to be R up to the master antennaes and they made a option should be offered." . - priyatecable T.V. hook-ups could playa . NoW you start to think you know what's caught in a struggle to discern the real from mistake, it could throw the whole sy~tem In order to receive .all of "the cable part in whether or not the new going on, and so does Jacob. After meeting the unrealfrom the surreal, think a little, and off, Micalski said. The university does not, channels there would have to be special telecommunications system utilizes its with other 'Nam buddies and discovering chances still are that the movie will keep you . however, offer any professional hook-up cable lines running underground and every potential in this area, Spicer said. "How we that they are all having similar visions of hell guessing until the very end, when you'll say, service. .Students have riever requested dorm would need to be equipped to receive build on this might go at a variable pace and' demons, he decides· to pressure the "Oh, NOW I get it!" 0 this, Micalski said. these lines. Such cables already exist, depending on interest ·and funding," he Army for information on just what could ''They don't ask for it because they know according to the residents of Cavanaugh. explained. . 0 have happened to them while in the serVice. by Traci Taghon they are not allowed ~ have it," he added. . University officials disagree, however. by Cathy Flynn

8 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER-15,1990 9 ( , .... . , r '" .: .. .. , '\ JACOB s

Jacob's Ladder is a visually and Perhaps some sort of clandestine drug intellectually arresting movie that is often testing? disturbing, although ultimately uplifting. Of course, pressuring the Army only leads The graphic nature of the film, with to another dead end that leaves Jacob disgusting special effects in certain "dream" grappling, literally, for his sanity with two ndertheshadowsoftheDome, under Besides, "their rectors would kill them." ''The rectors do not have cable," said John sequences, make it .well suited to peek­ thugs whom we assume are associated with U the leaf-strewn, walkways of the Evelyn Reinebold, director of student Goldrick, vice president of residence life. between-the-fingers viewing. But pay close the United States Government. He ends up campus, lies a labyrinth of dark tunnels. It residences, disagrees. Students have The university is presently involved in a attention, because this storyline, billed as in the hospital where viewers are treated to was here that a ~ Cavanaugh student looked into the possibilities of receiving $20 million data project which includes one of the most disturbing of the year, can the most terrifying and hideous dream/ L reportedly found the cable television hook­ cable in their rooms, she said. The laying a fiber loop around the campus, also be one of the most confusing. reality sequence to hit the big screen in quite up which he subsequently rigged to his university has said "no," she added .. according to Goldrick. This should provide Just when the real vs. unreal tension seems sometime. dorm room. For more than a semester last "There are a lot of T.V. stations in data capabilities' in all areas of to be too much to.bear, the film offers a small' Now thaesjust one plot line. You'll have year, one room of students enjoyed the Chicago' that we could get here," telecommunications, he predicted. clueto,keep astute viewers going, and then to keep track of Jacob's life with lover exploits of this. student's engineering sophomore Archie Chaney said. ''The "The university precludes individuals the. movie's end proves to be both J ezebel as well, and don't forget sometimes endeavors. university thinks that it would distract from from having cable drops," Goldrick said. understandable and satisfying. The clue to ex-wife Sarah, sons Eli and Jed, or son Gabe A ''The guy had keys to the steam tunnels," our studies," he hypothesized. ''There is an organizational problem of the real plot of the movie comes from the (killed at about age 6 in a car accident) who said one student, who prefers to remain having 6500 private requests ,for cable philosophy of Meister Eckhardt· as also plays a pivotal role. Jacob moves unidentified. "He found the cable box ~:e. WANT MY ... II drops, at least until this multi-million dollar explained to protagonistJacob Singer by his between these lives without a warning either under Lafortune and spliced the cables .. project is fmished." chiropractor and confidante, Louie. Jacob is to himself or the audience. Tim Robbins's Then he bought some cable and ran it to his .... "Flanner and Grace are two dorms which beset by doubts about his· sanity as he characterization is excellent, and he shows room." are already internally wired, said Goldrick. plunges from one sphere of reality to himself to be fine actor, capable of extreme D This means that the students in these dorms a The official line, however, is that there is another, and Louie's presence serves as one versatility - remember him as "Meat" no cable T.V. on campus, and never has could hook up to a university cable system 00 of the few constants in his life. LaLouche in Bull Durham? The audience' :' been, according to Don Dedrick, director of simply, he explained. However, there is no The audience easily empathizes with really gets a feel for Jacob's inner struggle .. the physical' plant of the building cable drop there, he insisted. Jacob because it can't tell what's real any for stability and his overwhelming fear of D· maintenence department. There are only . "What we have now is called the more than he can. Every time it seems like the unknown. antennaes for local reception, he said. backbone of the new system," said Donald everything is back to normal, Jacob gets "Unknown" is perhaps the one word that "The university found out that the cables If the university would allow students the Spicer, assistant provost for university thrown once again into a terrifying alternate best characterizes this movie. Said to be one had been spliced in the summer," the same option of paying to be hooked up to the computing. ''Running lines within the reality. Or is it only a bad dream? Oris it a of the most famous unproduced scripts student insisted. "They couldn't do maintenance antennaes which are on each buildings is another matter." good dream? Or is it a past life? Or what the (along with Total Recall) to finally come out anything about it because they couldn't of the dorms, every student who paid could Much of the new system is already in hell is going on? in recent months, it is easy to see why any figure out how he got the cable to his room." watch the T.V. channels that are offered in place, Spicer said. It has been devised in Maybe it's just that - hell. Early in the director or producer would shy away from "We do have. master antennaes where Chicago. This would mean that students cooperation with the Educational Media fIlm, an old buddy from Vietnam visits this project. It is confusing, and difficult to you can get all of the Chicago UHF would not be forced to venture off-campus Center and WNDU. Jacob, insisting that he is being chased by follow, but not to a fault. What it does stations," said John Micalski, project to watch The Simpsons. "We are putting in a common [campus] demons who intend to drag him back down require isa little thinking, which maybe not coordinator of building maintenence. "I think that this option should be open to infrastructure," said Spicer. "The fiber to hell with them. Jacob reveals that he had all moviegoers were prepared for. Most of "Masterantennaes are set up on a building students," said junior Jim Joyce, a junior. optic cables are designed to carry cable similar visions, but immediately after their the previews for this movie gave it a horror and run to all lounges and rectors rooms." "Some people aren't going to use it, but as T.V. and data or voice communications." conversation, Jacob's friend dies in a fiery movie shmt, but yoUr typical slasher fIlm it Ifstudents were to try to hook theirT. V. 's long as it isn't obligatory to buy it, the Student interest in having the option of . . car explosion as he watches helplessly. isn't. GoseeJacob'sLadder prepared to be R up to the master antennaes and they made a option should be offered." . - priyatecable T.V. hook-ups could playa . NoW you start to think you know what's caught in a struggle to discern the real from mistake, it could throw the whole sy~tem In order to receive .all of "the cable part in whether or not the new going on, and so does Jacob. After meeting the unrealfrom the surreal, think a little, and off, Micalski said. The university does not, channels there would have to be special telecommunications system utilizes its with other 'Nam buddies and discovering chances still are that the movie will keep you . however, offer any professional hook-up cable lines running underground and every potential in this area, Spicer said. "How we that they are all having similar visions of hell guessing until the very end, when you'll say, service. .Students have riever requested dorm would need to be equipped to receive build on this might go at a variable pace and' demons, he decides· to pressure the "Oh, NOW I get it!" 0 this, Micalski said. these lines. Such cables already exist, depending on interest ·and funding," he Army for information on just what could ''They don't ask for it because they know according to the residents of Cavanaugh. explained. . 0 have happened to them while in the serVice. by Traci Taghon they are not allowed ~ have it," he added. . University officials disagree, however. by Cathy Flynn

8 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER-15,1990 9 ~ • • <" • " ".. -

; I i·1 Trinity College, the Book of Kells is sepa­ turnings, the Book of Kells is kept under To facilitate a greater appreciation of rated into each of the four Gospels, the glass where the moisture in the air and the air this extraordinary African exhibit, There facsimile edition is sewn in the medieval temperature are carefully controlled. The will be a series of five lectures given by style and bound into one volume to render a glass case also helps protect the precious members of the Notre Dame faculty and more authentic view of the original manu­ book from dust and from human fingers. Be­ staff, and Diane Peirine, an authority on script. cause the book is so old, the paper, the paints African culture, from Indiana University. and the dyes used in the book are all very On a more nationalistic note, the fragile. Notre Dame Archives and University Li­ Anci.· Notre Dame is on of five colleges in braries have been granted $48,706 to estab­ the United States to receive a copy of the lish machine readable bibliographic records • Book of Kells. of University collections dealing with pa­ ring "Notre Dame is a university for the pers attributed to generals, scientists, and nations ... the world is partially reflected in priests such as our very own Reverend our library collection," Father Malloy said at Theodore M. Hesburgh. the reception of the book. "The University Some of these literary works contain will benefit from this extrordinary gift and much historical significance such as the its accessibility." Archives of the Diocese of Louisiana and the The Book of Kells will be of sepcial Floridas from 1576-1897, and the personal interest as a source for Humanities classes, papers of General William Sherman from along with Irish history, Irish literature and the Civil War. Pertinent to the University art history classes. In response to the gift of the facsim­ ile, on behalf of the Notre Dame community, Fr. Malloy commented that "We are truly arne to vie proud of our Irish history and are pleased to receive this replica of The Book of Kells." This incredible facsimile of the illuminated while Snite' manuscript of the four Gospels remains on One of five hundred copies, The display in the Rare Book Room of the Book of Kells was donated to the University Hesburgh Library and is open to anyone by The Wild Geese. This Connecticut based wishing to discover the timeless treasures of organization aims at promoting the recogni­ Ireland. tion of the rich history and traditions of the After visiting The Book of Kells, one Irish people. According to member Carl can stroll southwest from the library to the Shanahan, the group derives its name from Snite Museum for a taste of the exotic cul­ "the great diaspora of the Irish nobility after ture of Africa. the Seige of Limerick in 1801." Composed Beginning November 18 and con­ of Irish-Americans, they hope to create a tinuing through December 30, the "African are the works of philosopher Orestes deeper understanding of the Irish contribu­ Art from the Rita and John Grunwald Col­ Brownson, early scientists Julius tions to literature and arts worldwide. lection" will be displayed in the Nieuwland and Albert Zahm, and the writ­ After a long selection process, The O'Shaughnessy Gallery West of the Snite ings of former Notre Dame president Fr. Wild Geese, as Mr. Shanahan states, "chose Museum. The artifacts represent mainly the Hesburgh. Notre Dame because of its unique relation­ western and Atlantic costal regions of Af- These editions will be loaded into ship with the Irish of America." In addition, both the ONLOC and UNLOt programs in . . BY MARY SCHULTZE rica. around the late 8th or early 9th century, this Due to religious persecution and··· the organization claims that along with Fr. The artworks are indicative of the the library for aid in research . A part from being a place to study, illuminated manuscript is truly a rare work tribal rivalries, it was binied by the monks Sorin, four Irish Brothers helped start the variety of African ethnic groups as there are These developments, in bringing The learn, research, and sometimes so­ of art Besides containing the four Gospels, underneath a church in Kells in County Univ.ersity. masks, figurines; staffs, and musical instru­ Book of Kells to the Library, the African cialize, the Notre Dame campus also serves all of its pages are lavishly decorated with Meath,Ireland. More than 600 years after its . "The book was written around 800 .ments. This collection even contains such exhibitto the Snite, and the establishment of as a source of cultural enrichment. ornately inscribed illustrations of men, discovery in 1006 AD., it was taken to its I A.D. presumably by monastic scribes, but it rare pieces as a Pen de face mask and an University bibliographic records, help make In keeping with the "Irish" tradition women, and animals which enhance the present residence in· the Trinity College li­ is uncertain whether they were located in .Bloyi headdress worn by tribesmen. Re­ different cultures and ideology more acces­ of the University, the Theodore M. beauty of its religious The combi­ message~ brary in Dublin. Ireland, Northumbria or elsewhere," said flecting the resources of the land, the art­ sible to the Notre Dame community. Al­ Hesburgh Library recently received a fac­ nation of the intricacies of ancient Celtic art The facsimile; on display in the Rare Laura Funderer, a Rare Book librarian. She works are not only make from wood, butalso though this is a time of much academic stress simile copy of The Book of Kells. This and the dyes of red, yellow, green and ultra­ Book Room, is incredibly similar to the. added, "The parts that are on display at include a Kota reliquary figure plated in in preparation for final exams, these gifts famous book is a composition of the four marine blue imported from the Mediterra­ original Book of Kells .. Thetexture, uneven Trinity College have their pages turned brass, and a terra cotta head dating back to give many the chance to take a break and Gospels. Written in Latin in the calligraphic nean areas pay tribute to the long standing edges and even wormholes have been cop­ once a month." Along with regular page the Akan people of the 17th Century. expand one's cultural horizons. 0 style of Insular majuscule by Celtic monks cultural heritage of Ireland. ied successfully. Moreover, whereas at

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; I i·1 Trinity College, the Book of Kells is sepa­ turnings, the Book of Kells is kept under To facilitate a greater appreciation of rated into each of the four Gospels, the glass where the moisture in the air and the air this extraordinary African exhibit, There facsimile edition is sewn in the medieval temperature are carefully controlled. The will be a series of five lectures given by style and bound into one volume to render a glass case also helps protect the precious members of the Notre Dame faculty and more authentic view of the original manu­ book from dust and from human fingers. Be­ staff, and Diane Peirine, an authority on script. cause the book is so old, the paper, the paints African culture, from Indiana University. and the dyes used in the book are all very On a more nationalistic note, the fragile. Notre Dame Archives and University Li­ Anci.· Notre Dame is on of five colleges in braries have been granted $48,706 to estab­ the United States to receive a copy of the lish machine readable bibliographic records • Book of Kells. of University collections dealing with pa­ ring "Notre Dame is a university for the pers attributed to generals, scientists, and nations ... the world is partially reflected in priests such as our very own Reverend our library collection," Father Malloy said at Theodore M. Hesburgh. the reception of the book. "The University Some of these literary works contain will benefit from this extrordinary gift and much historical significance such as the its accessibility." Archives of the Diocese of Louisiana and the The Book of Kells will be of sepcial Floridas from 1576-1897, and the personal interest as a source for Humanities classes, papers of General William Sherman from along with Irish history, Irish literature and the Civil War. Pertinent to the University art history classes. In response to the gift of the facsim­ ile, on behalf of the Notre Dame community, Fr. Malloy commented that "We are truly arne to vie proud of our Irish history and are pleased to receive this replica of The Book of Kells." This incredible facsimile of the illuminated while Snite' manuscript of the four Gospels remains on One of five hundred copies, The display in the Rare Book Room of the Book of Kells was donated to the University Hesburgh Library and is open to anyone by The Wild Geese. This Connecticut based wishing to discover the timeless treasures of organization aims at promoting the recogni­ Ireland. tion of the rich history and traditions of the After visiting The Book of Kells, one Irish people. According to member Carl can stroll southwest from the library to the Shanahan, the group derives its name from Snite Museum for a taste of the exotic cul­ "the great diaspora of the Irish nobility after ture of Africa. the Seige of Limerick in 1801." Composed Beginning November 18 and con­ of Irish-Americans, they hope to create a tinuing through December 30, the "African are the works of philosopher Orestes deeper understanding of the Irish contribu­ Art from the Rita and John Grunwald Col­ Brownson, early scientists Julius tions to literature and arts worldwide. lection" will be displayed in the Nieuwland and Albert Zahm, and the writ­ After a long selection process, The O'Shaughnessy Gallery West of the Snite ings of former Notre Dame president Fr. Wild Geese, as Mr. Shanahan states, "chose Museum. The artifacts represent mainly the Hesburgh. Notre Dame because of its unique relation­ western and Atlantic costal regions of Af- These editions will be loaded into ship with the Irish of America." In addition, both the ONLOC and UNLOt programs in . . BY MARY SCHULTZE rica. around the late 8th or early 9th century, this Due to religious persecution and··· the organization claims that along with Fr. The artworks are indicative of the the library for aid in research . A part from being a place to study, illuminated manuscript is truly a rare work tribal rivalries, it was binied by the monks Sorin, four Irish Brothers helped start the variety of African ethnic groups as there are These developments, in bringing The learn, research, and sometimes so­ of art Besides containing the four Gospels, underneath a church in Kells in County Univ.ersity. masks, figurines; staffs, and musical instru­ Book of Kells to the Library, the African cialize, the Notre Dame campus also serves all of its pages are lavishly decorated with Meath,Ireland. More than 600 years after its . "The book was written around 800 .ments. This collection even contains such exhibitto the Snite, and the establishment of as a source of cultural enrichment. ornately inscribed illustrations of men, discovery in 1006 AD., it was taken to its I A.D. presumably by monastic scribes, but it rare pieces as a Pen de face mask and an University bibliographic records, help make In keeping with the "Irish" tradition women, and animals which enhance the present residence in· the Trinity College li­ is uncertain whether they were located in .Bloyi headdress worn by tribesmen. Re­ different cultures and ideology more acces­ of the University, the Theodore M. beauty of its religious The combi­ message~ brary in Dublin. Ireland, Northumbria or elsewhere," said flecting the resources of the land, the art­ sible to the Notre Dame community. Al­ Hesburgh Library recently received a fac­ nation of the intricacies of ancient Celtic art The facsimile; on display in the Rare Laura Funderer, a Rare Book librarian. She works are not only make from wood, butalso though this is a time of much academic stress simile copy of The Book of Kells. This and the dyes of red, yellow, green and ultra­ Book Room, is incredibly similar to the. added, "The parts that are on display at include a Kota reliquary figure plated in in preparation for final exams, these gifts famous book is a composition of the four marine blue imported from the Mediterra­ original Book of Kells .. Thetexture, uneven Trinity College have their pages turned brass, and a terra cotta head dating back to give many the chance to take a break and Gospels. Written in Latin in the calligraphic nean areas pay tribute to the long standing edges and even wormholes have been cop­ once a month." Along with regular page the Akan people of the 17th Century. expand one's cultural horizons. 0 style of Insular majuscule by Celtic monks cultural heritage of Ireland. ied successfully. Moreover, whereas at

10 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 15, 1990 11 c.

don't know what the procedure is for them But, for a moment, let's return to seeing me play during the season. Coach the present and her senior campaign, which By Jon Paul Potts McGraw knows people who have connec­ could prove quite notable. She will be the he has achieved just about all that tions, so I know that it's a possibility. If! get physical and spiritual leader for a team with S could have been expected when she ajob offer, or a graduate assistant coaching their collective hearts set on an NCAA entered Notre Dame back in 1987. Among position, those will be other options." Tournament bid. other awards, she has been named a Dis­ Coming in to Notre Dame, Robin­ Last year, Robinson paced the Irish trict IV All-American, Midwestern Colle­ son boasted some impressive credentials. in both scoring at 15.1 ppg, and assists with giate Conference Player of the Year for She was invited to the 1987 Olympic Festi­ 4.7 per game, and she chalked up 62 steals. 1989-1990, MCC Tournament MVP for val in the summer before she came to South She was the clutch player when coach '89-90, captain of the 1990-91 Irish r Bend as a freshman. She was named South McGraw needed it last year, hitting big women's basketball team - she has J Jersey Player of the Year in 1987 and earned baskets consistently, such as the game-win­ dominated the MCC and made it her per­ All-America honors from USA Today. ner against Old Dominion, or the buzzer­ sonal playground as she enters her senior Heavily recruited coming out of high beater in the MCC Tournament champion­ year. school, when it came right down to it she had ship game with Butler. She will be depended , But what is there to do for an ac­ to choose between Notre Dame and DUke. upon again this year, despi~ the new-found complished female athlete once her colle­ Her reasons for choosing to play under the depth of the squad, to be the go-to player giate career is over? shadow of the Golden Dome sound like down the stretch. For Notre Dame's senior guard many those form other people who feel the But Robinson feels that there are Karen Robinson, the answer may lie over- mystique of Notre Dame. definitely some areas of her game which seas. "I don't know exactly why I came need improvement "I've thought about playing in here," she says. "I was comfortable, and I "I have to improve on moving Europe," says Robinson. "I know that thought that it was a great atmosphere. It had without the ball. When they play man-to­ there are a lot of opportunities to play and a good reputation, and it was a good basket­ man, I have a tendency to stand, because I almost every country over there has teams. ball situation for me. I guess it was just a gut just want to stand and shoot," she says with I'm defmitely interested in playing there; feeling." a smile. "Also rebounding, because I get no they make good money and to go over for rebounds. " a year would be a great experience." Robinson recorded 62 thefts on the defensive end last year. She will The Ali-American candidate will be Robinson has been in contact share the leadership looked to for clutch shooting. with two players in particular who have of the team with the tried their hand at basketball on the conti­ two other seniors on great time, and it was teamwork all the way. nent and enjoyed success. Mary Gavin, the squad, Sara And I think that a positive attitude and hard who played for the Irish and graduated in Liebscher and Krissi work will lead to success." An impressive showing in her final 1988, played for a team in Germany in Davis, and views 1989 before becoming an assistant coach leadership as a vital year will be important for her amateur inter­ at Stetson University in Florida. And Dale part of her job de­ national aspirations. In the summer of 1987, Hodges, a former All-American from scription. With five she participated in the U.S. Olympic Festi­ Robinson's neck of the woods, Philadel­ freshmen and three val and she hopes to compete for the United sophomores on the States after graduation before she heads to phia, played and enjoyed herself in Eu­ Marl Okuda I rope. team, chemistry and the arenas of Europe. I, "I've been to the Olympic Festival ') ''They say it's unbelievable," come as such a surprise in the future. to travel on recruiting turns me off. I could concentration will be II twice, and I would love to play in the Olym­ says Robinson. "There's great fan sup­ If her plans for travel abroad do not see myself as a high school coach, though, key and she feels that pics," she says. "I tried out for the national Ii port ... And it's really weird because work out, however, this native of Turn­ teaching girls fundamentals ... But some­ the seniors will be the team last year in Colorado Springs, and I got II they've tried pro leagues here(in the ersville, NJ; may end up on the sidelines as times I see myself as a big-time coach. I . stabilizing influence United States), and it's never taken off. a college coach. Irish coach MuffetMcGraw don't know." for all these younger cut like the third cut There were a lot of great :! I But over there, it's really big." players. players there, and I was just happy to be ,'! has many connections and former Notre And if international opportunities ii European roundball has become Dame player Sandy Botham recently landed and coaching both fall through, the Ameri­ "I will try to there. But the Olympics are definitely a j.! all the rage among the men who have ex­ a job as an assistant with the Marquette ' can Studies major is preparing for her fu­ keep up the team play dream." I- Robinson is a young woman with i:! ploited the promise of riches in Italy, Ger­ Warriors women's team. So the possibilities ture, interviewing for sales jobs. She's that we had last :1 many dreams and many opportunities facing 11 many or Greece as a bargaining tool with for a player of Robinson's talent and name hoping to play in Europe, but that is a year," she says. "Last her as she winds down her record-setting !I National Basketball Association teams recognition to coach a big-time program are possibility which she is hoping for, not year, with eight people, we had to to­ Notre Dame career. While her days of hoops '!i1-.:, who've drafted them. But as basketball out there. banking her future on right now. on the hardwood of the Joyce Athletic and becomes more and more of an interna­ "At times, I say, 'Yeah, I'm defi­ "You can't go through anything tally support each Ii Convocation Center may be numbered, bas­ il tional sport, perhaps the idea of a woman nitely coaching,'" says Robinson. "But at until after the season (as far as Europe and other all through the ketball will definitely be a part of her bright j! heading to Europe to play hoops will not other times, I say 'Nahh.' The way you have an agent is concerned)," she says. "I really . injuries and every­ thing. But we had a future. 0

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don't know what the procedure is for them But, for a moment, let's return to seeing me play during the season. Coach the present and her senior campaign, which By Jon Paul Potts McGraw knows people who have connec­ could prove quite notable. She will be the he has achieved just about all that tions, so I know that it's a possibility. If! get physical and spiritual leader for a team with S could have been expected when she ajob offer, or a graduate assistant coaching their collective hearts set on an NCAA entered Notre Dame back in 1987. Among position, those will be other options." Tournament bid. other awards, she has been named a Dis­ Coming in to Notre Dame, Robin­ Last year, Robinson paced the Irish trict IV All-American, Midwestern Colle­ son boasted some impressive credentials. in both scoring at 15.1 ppg, and assists with giate Conference Player of the Year for She was invited to the 1987 Olympic Festi­ 4.7 per game, and she chalked up 62 steals. 1989-1990, MCC Tournament MVP for val in the summer before she came to South She was the clutch player when coach '89-90, captain of the 1990-91 Irish r Bend as a freshman. She was named South McGraw needed it last year, hitting big women's basketball team - she has J Jersey Player of the Year in 1987 and earned baskets consistently, such as the game-win­ dominated the MCC and made it her per­ All-America honors from USA Today. ner against Old Dominion, or the buzzer­ sonal playground as she enters her senior Heavily recruited coming out of high beater in the MCC Tournament champion­ year. school, when it came right down to it she had ship game with Butler. She will be depended , But what is there to do for an ac­ to choose between Notre Dame and DUke. upon again this year, despi~ the new-found complished female athlete once her colle­ Her reasons for choosing to play under the depth of the squad, to be the go-to player giate career is over? shadow of the Golden Dome sound like down the stretch. For Notre Dame's senior guard many those form other people who feel the But Robinson feels that there are Karen Robinson, the answer may lie over- mystique of Notre Dame. definitely some areas of her game which seas. "I don't know exactly why I came need improvement "I've thought about playing in here," she says. "I was comfortable, and I "I have to improve on moving Europe," says Robinson. "I know that thought that it was a great atmosphere. It had without the ball. When they play man-to­ there are a lot of opportunities to play and a good reputation, and it was a good basket­ man, I have a tendency to stand, because I almost every country over there has teams. ball situation for me. I guess it was just a gut just want to stand and shoot," she says with I'm defmitely interested in playing there; feeling." a smile. "Also rebounding, because I get no they make good money and to go over for rebounds. " a year would be a great experience." Robinson recorded 62 thefts on the defensive end last year. She will The Ali-American candidate will be Robinson has been in contact share the leadership looked to for clutch shooting. with two players in particular who have of the team with the tried their hand at basketball on the conti­ two other seniors on great time, and it was teamwork all the way. nent and enjoyed success. Mary Gavin, the squad, Sara And I think that a positive attitude and hard who played for the Irish and graduated in Liebscher and Krissi work will lead to success." An impressive showing in her final 1988, played for a team in Germany in Davis, and views 1989 before becoming an assistant coach leadership as a vital year will be important for her amateur inter­ at Stetson University in Florida. And Dale part of her job de­ national aspirations. In the summer of 1987, Hodges, a former All-American from scription. With five she participated in the U.S. Olympic Festi­ Robinson's neck of the woods, Philadel­ freshmen and three val and she hopes to compete for the United sophomores on the States after graduation before she heads to phia, played and enjoyed herself in Eu­ Marl Okuda I rope. team, chemistry and the arenas of Europe. I, "I've been to the Olympic Festival ') ''They say it's unbelievable," come as such a surprise in the future. to travel on recruiting turns me off. I could concentration will be II twice, and I would love to play in the Olym­ says Robinson. "There's great fan sup­ If her plans for travel abroad do not see myself as a high school coach, though, key and she feels that pics," she says. "I tried out for the national Ii port ... And it's really weird because work out, however, this native of Turn­ teaching girls fundamentals ... But some­ the seniors will be the team last year in Colorado Springs, and I got II they've tried pro leagues here(in the ersville, NJ; may end up on the sidelines as times I see myself as a big-time coach. I . stabilizing influence United States), and it's never taken off. a college coach. Irish coach MuffetMcGraw don't know." for all these younger cut like the third cut There were a lot of great :! I But over there, it's really big." players. players there, and I was just happy to be ,'! has many connections and former Notre And if international opportunities ii European roundball has become Dame player Sandy Botham recently landed and coaching both fall through, the Ameri­ "I will try to there. But the Olympics are definitely a j.! all the rage among the men who have ex­ a job as an assistant with the Marquette ' can Studies major is preparing for her fu­ keep up the team play dream." I- Robinson is a young woman with i:! ploited the promise of riches in Italy, Ger­ Warriors women's team. So the possibilities ture, interviewing for sales jobs. She's that we had last :1 many dreams and many opportunities facing 11 many or Greece as a bargaining tool with for a player of Robinson's talent and name hoping to play in Europe, but that is a year," she says. "Last her as she winds down her record-setting !I National Basketball Association teams recognition to coach a big-time program are possibility which she is hoping for, not year, with eight people, we had to to­ Notre Dame career. While her days of hoops '!i1-.:, who've drafted them. But as basketball out there. banking her future on right now. on the hardwood of the Joyce Athletic and becomes more and more of an interna­ "At times, I say, 'Yeah, I'm defi­ "You can't go through anything tally support each Ii Convocation Center may be numbered, bas­ il tional sport, perhaps the idea of a woman nitely coaching,'" says Robinson. "But at until after the season (as far as Europe and other all through the ketball will definitely be a part of her bright j! heading to Europe to play hoops will not other times, I say 'Nahh.' The way you have an agent is concerned)," she says. "I really . injuries and every­ thing. But we had a future. 0

12 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 15, 1990 13 says Liebscher. "We don't and, surprisingly, the freshman Knapp. few players who had to get in shape. The dwell on our weaknesses." Both unify the team through encouraging women's basketball team committed itself The women will words and positive attitudes. They are able Focused on to being in peak performance by the begin­ boast many strengths this sea­ to create a close-knit atmosphere and a sup­ ning of the season, but they also are mentally portive attitude for a player who may be i i son. All of the starters from preparing themselves by encourag4Ig each last year are returning. Be­ struggling. I', other and uniting for the crusade for an cause of the increase in depth, "The unity makes the team like a invitation to the NCAA tournament. .:: there will not be the need to family. They are a great bunch and fun to March This season, with the addition of II" rely on anyone player, as work with," says McGraw . ! ; After just missing the NCAA tournament five freshmen, the 1990-1991 women's coachMuffet McGraw had to For the Notre Dame women's basketball team has more depth at every rely on Robinson at times last basketball team, the definition for a suc­ last year, the women IS basketball team is position. Forward Andrea Alexander will year. There is such an abun­ cessful season will be an invitation to the help the team with her hustIe,excellent dance of talent that any player NCAA tournament. Last season, despite a determined to impress the selection rebounding and outside shooting. Katwa could step off the bench and 23-6 record and a perfect 16-0 slate in the "Tootie" Jones will contribute both scoring provide a spark. Midwest Collegiate Conference, they were committee with their best season ever and a strong inside game. Kristin Knapp will With a challenging snubbed by the tournament selection com­ assist the team with her aggressive attitude By Amanda Clinton schedule, including nation­ mittee. outside shot and rebounding. Sherri Orlosky ally respected programs such In order to reach their ultimate ormostpeople,thesoundofablaring over, and go back to sleep. is also an excellent outside shooter. Kara as UCLA, Stanford, Indiana, goal this year, the team is preparing for F alarm clock at five in the morning However, for the 1990-1991 Notre Leary begins this year as a walk-on. Delaware, Tennessee, Louisi­ every game as if they were playing a top­ meansitis time to hit the snooze button, roll Dame women's basketball team, five This added depth should help alle­ ana, Marquette and notch team. It is easy to become compla­ o'clock viate foul trouble, areal problem last year. Miami(Ohio), all the games cent in a league that Notre Dame domi­ Nowlin will provide Inside scoring punch, defense and rebounding. wake-up All of the freshmen bring something differ­ Marl Okuda will be important. Because of nated 'last year, but focus will be key was the ent to the team, and the sum of the parts the difficult level of competi­ against many of the national powers that norm for equals a greater whole than that oflast year's tion the team will be required the Irish will play. With enthusiastic lead­ pre-sea- squad. Despite the large number of fresh­ to start out the season with a ers, intensity on the court, and concentra­ s 0 n men, and a return of seven players from last bang. tion, the road to the top this season will W 0 r k- year, all the new faces will see some ot Haysbert Is a defensive force and one of the "In order to be a suc­ undoubtedly be a clear path." 0 playing time. outs. quickest Irish players. cess we can't Begin- Another change in the team from lose more than Llebscher will team with Robinson to provide senior n i n g' last year is a change in attitude because the position, improved tremendously over the one or two games," empha­ leadership. Marl Okuda Septem- leaders of the team are seniors. ''There is an summer, which came as no surprise to her sizes McGraw. "And with the ber 17th, attitude of do-or-die to the tournament," teammates. Previously unsure about her schedule we have, we must all mem-, explains senior guard Sara Liebscher. shot, the improvement in her shooting abil­ have a good December." bers of Senior forward Krissi Davis and ity and confidence will help the team and "This year, I think the team senior guard Karen Robinson are not only catch the opposition off-guard. that we'll be a lot stronger," were ex- captains of the team, but also the key players Junior forward Haysbert has the says Robinson. "We have a pectedto to lead the Irish on the road to victory this reputation as being one of the best defensive full roster this year. Last year, meet for , year. Davis is a relatively short player for the players on the team and the quickest of the we were down to about eight morning front court at 5-9; but regardless of her Irish on the court. Nowlin, a junior at the players a couple of times be­ W ork- height, Davis averaged 11.9 points and 8.0 , center position has improved tremendously causeofinjuries,butsofar,ev- ' outs. Not rebounds per game in her junior campaign. and will be both an intimidator on defense eryone is healthy. I think that only did Robinson has a reputation for and dangerous for opposing teams with her we have a lot to work on right the team coming through in the clutch and scoring scoring ability. Sophomore forward Rupe, now, as far as defense and commit baskets in the final seconds of critical at 6-5, will aid the team with height in the getting our offense and chem­ the m- games, like Old Dominion and Butler last frontcourt. And Washington, a sophomore istry together, but we'll be all selves to year. The District IV All-Arnerican also led guard, will assist the team with her excellent right." these the team in scoring with 15.1 points per passing abilities and talent for good deci- ' Although the players practices game. Both players' enthusiasm and skill sion-making. are expected to motivate but they help to motivate the team. This season the women's basket­ themselves mentally before also vol- The other Irish players who will ball team will emphasize improvement on games, it is essential in any untarily help carry the team to Victory are Deb Fitz­ rebounding. Yet the players are more inter­ sport to have emotional lead­ met a gerald, Comalita Haysbert,' Margaret ested in capitalizing on their strengths and ers in order to win consis­ week Nowlin, MajenicaRupe and Coquese Wash­ improving in certain areas than thinking of tently. In the case of the early to ington. their weaknesses. women's basketball- team, i ii! support a Fitzgerald, a junior at the forward "It is hard to think of a weakness," these players are Robinson 14 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 15, 1990 15 says Liebscher. "We don't and, surprisingly, the freshman Knapp. few players who had to get in shape. The dwell on our weaknesses." Both unify the team through encouraging women's basketball team committed itself The women will words and positive attitudes. They are able Focused on to being in peak performance by the begin­ boast many strengths this sea­ to create a close-knit atmosphere and a sup­ ning of the season, but they also are mentally portive attitude for a player who may be i i son. All of the starters from preparing themselves by encourag4Ig each last year are returning. Be­ struggling. I', other and uniting for the crusade for an cause of the increase in depth, "The unity makes the team like a invitation to the NCAA tournament. .:: there will not be the need to family. They are a great bunch and fun to March This season, with the addition of II" rely on anyone player, as work with," says McGraw . ! ; After just missing the NCAA tournament five freshmen, the 1990-1991 women's coachMuffet McGraw had to For the Notre Dame women's basketball team has more depth at every rely on Robinson at times last basketball team, the definition for a suc­ last year, the women IS basketball team is position. Forward Andrea Alexander will year. There is such an abun­ cessful season will be an invitation to the help the team with her hustIe,excellent dance of talent that any player NCAA tournament. Last season, despite a determined to impress the selection rebounding and outside shooting. Katwa could step off the bench and 23-6 record and a perfect 16-0 slate in the "Tootie" Jones will contribute both scoring provide a spark. Midwest Collegiate Conference, they were committee with their best season ever and a strong inside game. Kristin Knapp will With a challenging snubbed by the tournament selection com­ assist the team with her aggressive attitude By Amanda Clinton schedule, including nation­ mittee. outside shot and rebounding. Sherri Orlosky ally respected programs such In order to reach their ultimate ormostpeople,thesoundofablaring over, and go back to sleep. is also an excellent outside shooter. Kara as UCLA, Stanford, Indiana, goal this year, the team is preparing for F alarm clock at five in the morning However, for the 1990-1991 Notre Leary begins this year as a walk-on. Delaware, Tennessee, Louisi­ every game as if they were playing a top­ meansitis time to hit the snooze button, roll Dame women's basketball team, five This added depth should help alle­ ana, Marquette and notch team. It is easy to become compla­ o'clock viate foul trouble, areal problem last year. Miami(Ohio), all the games cent in a league that Notre Dame domi­ Nowlin will provide Inside scoring punch, defense and rebounding. wake-up All of the freshmen bring something differ­ Marl Okuda will be important. Because of nated 'last year, but focus will be key was the ent to the team, and the sum of the parts the difficult level of competi­ against many of the national powers that norm for equals a greater whole than that oflast year's tion the team will be required the Irish will play. With enthusiastic lead­ pre-sea- squad. Despite the large number of fresh­ to start out the season with a ers, intensity on the court, and concentra­ s 0 n men, and a return of seven players from last bang. tion, the road to the top this season will W 0 r k- year, all the new faces will see some ot Haysbert Is a defensive force and one of the "In order to be a suc­ undoubtedly be a clear path." 0 playing time. outs. quickest Irish players. cess we can't Begin- Another change in the team from lose more than Llebscher will team with Robinson to provide senior n i n g' last year is a change in attitude because the position, improved tremendously over the one or two games," empha­ leadership. Marl Okuda Septem- leaders of the team are seniors. ''There is an summer, which came as no surprise to her sizes McGraw. "And with the ber 17th, attitude of do-or-die to the tournament," teammates. Previously unsure about her schedule we have, we must all mem-, explains senior guard Sara Liebscher. shot, the improvement in her shooting abil­ have a good December." bers of Senior forward Krissi Davis and ity and confidence will help the team and "This year, I think the team senior guard Karen Robinson are not only catch the opposition off-guard. that we'll be a lot stronger," were ex- captains of the team, but also the key players Junior forward Haysbert has the says Robinson. "We have a pectedto to lead the Irish on the road to victory this reputation as being one of the best defensive full roster this year. Last year, meet for , year. Davis is a relatively short player for the players on the team and the quickest of the we were down to about eight morning front court at 5-9; but regardless of her Irish on the court. Nowlin, a junior at the players a couple of times be­ W ork- height, Davis averaged 11.9 points and 8.0 , center position has improved tremendously causeofinjuries,butsofar,ev- ' outs. Not rebounds per game in her junior campaign. and will be both an intimidator on defense eryone is healthy. I think that only did Robinson has a reputation for and dangerous for opposing teams with her we have a lot to work on right the team coming through in the clutch and scoring scoring ability. Sophomore forward Rupe, now, as far as defense and commit baskets in the final seconds of critical at 6-5, will aid the team with height in the getting our offense and chem­ the m- games, like Old Dominion and Butler last frontcourt. And Washington, a sophomore istry together, but we'll be all selves to year. The District IV All-Arnerican also led guard, will assist the team with her excellent right." these the team in scoring with 15.1 points per passing abilities and talent for good deci- ' Although the players practices game. Both players' enthusiasm and skill sion-making. are expected to motivate but they help to motivate the team. This season the women's basket­ themselves mentally before also vol- The other Irish players who will ball team will emphasize improvement on games, it is essential in any untarily help carry the team to Victory are Deb Fitz­ rebounding. Yet the players are more inter­ sport to have emotional lead­ met a gerald, Comalita Haysbert,' Margaret ested in capitalizing on their strengths and ers in order to win consis­ week Nowlin, MajenicaRupe and Coquese Wash­ improving in certain areas than thinking of tently. In the case of the early to ington. their weaknesses. women's basketball- team, i ii! support a Fitzgerald, a junior at the forward "It is hard to think of a weakness," these players are Robinson 14 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 15, 1990 15 •

schedule helps us in that re- is an unknown commodity to gard. The pre-season NIT is a our opponents. I know that he is good start for us. It will tell us a strong rebounder, and he ? where we are and how we are knows that he is a strong re- High Hopes before we get into the meat of bounder. This season he will • our schedule. If we stay fo- show up any doubters by clean- cused, we will acheive. ing the glass." Digger leads his troops into the fray for his Stay focused: that is the Finally, there are the four team motto for this season. freshmen. Joe and Jon Ross, 6- 20th season as Notre Dame coach There are no thrills or frills 9 twins from Wabash, IN, will about it. The Irish are deter- be effective rebounders; mined to erase the disappoint- Brooks Boyer, a 6-3 guard from By Jim Kuser ment oflast season's mediocre Jackson, Mich., is a deft hen he started, there 16-13 record. ballhandler; and Carl Cozen, a W was no three-point The Irish backbone is com- 6-6 forward from Chicago, III., line,no shot clock, no women at posed of two seniors and four will provide backup to Sweet at Notre Dame, and Richard juniors. Senior Tim Singleton, the small forward spot. Of the Nixon was president. a 6-1 guard from New Orleans, four freshmen, Cozen appears The 1990-1991 season is La., is the team captain. He has to be the most able to step in and coach Richard "Digger" led the Irish the last two sea- provide a spark. He combines Phelps' 20th at Notre Dame, sons in assists and enters his power with finesse and could but the anniversary will be no final campaign with 380 career see considerable playing time. party given the graduation of assists and 95 career steals, "Carl is a sleeper," warned five lettermen, the loss of re­ both fifth best among the Irish Phelps. "Remember me telling turning letterman Monty Wil­ all-time records. A 54.3 per- you not to count him out." liams, and a rigorous schedule. cent career shooter, Singleton Phelps rubbed his brow Phelps knows how to handle averaged 4.2 points per game while watching his charges adversity, however, and the as a junior and 5.8 points per shoot around and said ''Three challenges that go hand-in­ game as a sophomore. Junior forward LaPhonso Ellis will be an Inside force. hundred sch~ls com~te for 64 hand with coaching college Senior Kevin Ellery, a 6-5 forward from threat. Last season, Bennett reached double invitations to the big party in March. Sixteen basketball in the national spot­ Springfield, Ky., averaged 4.4 points and figures in scoring in 120fhisfinal 15 games schools make it to the dance, and one team light. 2.3 rebounds per game as a junior. At 235 for an average of 10.9 points per game, finally becomes Cinderella at midnight." Allow these facts and fig­ pounds, Ellery will be expected to provide including a team-high 17-point outburst Will the glass slipper fit the Irish when ures as evidence of Phelps suc­ muscle and rebounds under the boards. Sin- against Virginia in the NCAA tournament the clock $trikes March Madness? 0 cess: he is Notre Dame's all­ gleton and Ellery will provide senior leader- His abilities to drive to the basket, shoot the Junior guard Elmer Bennett Is a triple time winning est basketball ship and experience for a very young team. three-pointer, and dish the ball off make him threat with the ball. coach with a 19-season record The four juniors comprise the highly a triple threat with the ball. of 387-177 for a .683 winning . . Marl Okuda regarded blue-chip recruiting class of1988. Bennett's partner in crime is Daimon percentage, and hehas coached Irish coach "Digger" Phelps enters his 20th season with a 387-177 record at Notre Dame. The most dominant physical presence of the . Sweet, a 6-5 junior forward from Beaumont, the Irish to 17 post-season appearances, was expected to start this season after start- and trainer. Junior forward Daimon Sweet . juniors is LaPhonso Ellis, a 6-9 forward TX. Together, the two are known as the including 14 NCAA appearances. Last ing in 18 of 29 games last season. But the best summed up the sentimentS of the Irish from East St. Louis, Ill., whose control of the "Texas Express" - and for good reason. March, however, Phelps took a talented Irish tragic death of Loyola Marymount forward when he said, "Monty is our friend on and boards is essentialto the success of the Irish. Sweet averaged 6.6 points per game last team with Final Four aspirations to the Hank Gathers, the nation's leading scorer off the court We dedicate this season to After missing the frrst seven games last season while shooting 60 percent. Combine NCAA tournament but lost in thefrrstround last season, heightened the awareness of him. We are on a ~.,fission for Monty." season because of academic problems, Ellis this average with that of Bennett's and there to Virginia. This March, Phelps hopes to heart disorders and compelled Williams to finished with 14 points/game, and 12.6 re- is instant frre power. take his twentieth Irish team to a seventh terminate his promising basketball career While Williams will be a source of spiri­ bounds percontestwhich placed him ~din . Keith Tower, a 6-11 junior center form straight NCAA tournament. when he was diagnosed. Although he is not tual inspiration, the Irish will need more than the nation. He recorded 15 double-d,oubles Pittsburgh, Pa., is key to the success of the Several key players are gone from last playing, Williams will be participating. inspiration to achieve success amidst a in 22 games and became Notre Dame's all- Irish. Having graduated two big men in season, however, leaving the Irish. with only "It would be ludicrous to say that Monty schedule that features perennial power­ time leading shot-blocker with 37 to raise Keith Robinson and Scott Paddock, who ten scholarship players. Graduated are is no longer a member of the team," said houses Indiana, Kentucky, UCLA, North his career total to 90. combined for 17.4 rebounds per game last guards Joe Fredrick and Jamere Jackson, Phelps. "Monty'S maturity in dealing with Carolina, Duke, Syracuse, Louisville and "LaPhonso is one of the nation's premier season, Tower has big shoes to fill. Toweris forward Keith Robinson, and center Scott the unexpected news of his heart has taught Missouri. Traditional foes· DePaul and impact players," said Phelps. "We need his up for the challenge, and his teammates and Paddock. Also lost is forward Monty Wil- us all a lesson: misfortunes meet the best of Marquette are also challenging competitors. presence. He is a relentless rebounder, coaches have entruste~ their confidence in scorer, and shot-blocker." him . . liams to a rare heart disorder. us. We count on Monty to contribute none- "It will be an exciting season," said Last season, Williams averaged 7.7 theless. He is a real role modeL" Phelps. "As an independent, we have to go Elmer Bennett, a 6-1 junior guard from "We all know that LaPhonso will be a points and 3.7 rebounds as a freshman and Williams will participate as motivator for a high power-rating, and a rigorous Houston, TX, is a legitimate offensive strong rebounder," says Phelps. "But Keith NOVEMBER 15, 1990 16 SCHOLASTIC 17 •

schedule helps us in that re- is an unknown commodity to gard. The pre-season NIT is a our opponents. I know that he is good start for us. It will tell us a strong rebounder, and he ? where we are and how we are knows that he is a strong re- High Hopes before we get into the meat of bounder. This season he will • our schedule. If we stay fo- show up any doubters by clean- cused, we will acheive. ing the glass." Digger leads his troops into the fray for his Stay focused: that is the Finally, there are the four team motto for this season. freshmen. Joe and Jon Ross, 6- 20th season as Notre Dame coach There are no thrills or frills 9 twins from Wabash, IN, will about it. The Irish are deter- be effective rebounders; mined to erase the disappoint- Brooks Boyer, a 6-3 guard from By Jim Kuser ment oflast season's mediocre Jackson, Mich., is a deft hen he started, there 16-13 record. ballhandler; and Carl Cozen, a W was no three-point The Irish backbone is com- 6-6 forward from Chicago, III., line,no shot clock, no women at posed of two seniors and four will provide backup to Sweet at Notre Dame, and Richard juniors. Senior Tim Singleton, the small forward spot. Of the Nixon was president. a 6-1 guard from New Orleans, four freshmen, Cozen appears The 1990-1991 season is La., is the team captain. He has to be the most able to step in and coach Richard "Digger" led the Irish the last two sea- provide a spark. He combines Phelps' 20th at Notre Dame, sons in assists and enters his power with finesse and could but the anniversary will be no final campaign with 380 career see considerable playing time. party given the graduation of assists and 95 career steals, "Carl is a sleeper," warned five lettermen, the loss of re­ both fifth best among the Irish Phelps. "Remember me telling turning letterman Monty Wil­ all-time records. A 54.3 per- you not to count him out." liams, and a rigorous schedule. cent career shooter, Singleton Phelps rubbed his brow Phelps knows how to handle averaged 4.2 points per game while watching his charges adversity, however, and the as a junior and 5.8 points per shoot around and said ''Three challenges that go hand-in­ game as a sophomore. Junior forward LaPhonso Ellis will be an Inside force. hundred sch~ls com~te for 64 hand with coaching college Senior Kevin Ellery, a 6-5 forward from threat. Last season, Bennett reached double invitations to the big party in March. Sixteen basketball in the national spot­ Springfield, Ky., averaged 4.4 points and figures in scoring in 120fhisfinal 15 games schools make it to the dance, and one team light. 2.3 rebounds per game as a junior. At 235 for an average of 10.9 points per game, finally becomes Cinderella at midnight." Allow these facts and fig­ pounds, Ellery will be expected to provide including a team-high 17-point outburst Will the glass slipper fit the Irish when ures as evidence of Phelps suc­ muscle and rebounds under the boards. Sin- against Virginia in the NCAA tournament the clock $trikes March Madness? 0 cess: he is Notre Dame's all­ gleton and Ellery will provide senior leader- His abilities to drive to the basket, shoot the Junior guard Elmer Bennett Is a triple time winning est basketball ship and experience for a very young team. three-pointer, and dish the ball off make him threat with the ball. coach with a 19-season record The four juniors comprise the highly a triple threat with the ball. of 387-177 for a .683 winning . . Marl Okuda regarded blue-chip recruiting class of1988. Bennett's partner in crime is Daimon percentage, and hehas coached Irish coach "Digger" Phelps enters his 20th season with a 387-177 record at Notre Dame. The most dominant physical presence of the . Sweet, a 6-5 junior forward from Beaumont, the Irish to 17 post-season appearances, was expected to start this season after start- and trainer. Junior forward Daimon Sweet . juniors is LaPhonso Ellis, a 6-9 forward TX. Together, the two are known as the including 14 NCAA appearances. Last ing in 18 of 29 games last season. But the best summed up the sentimentS of the Irish from East St. Louis, Ill., whose control of the "Texas Express" - and for good reason. March, however, Phelps took a talented Irish tragic death of Loyola Marymount forward when he said, "Monty is our friend on and boards is essentialto the success of the Irish. Sweet averaged 6.6 points per game last team with Final Four aspirations to the Hank Gathers, the nation's leading scorer off the court We dedicate this season to After missing the frrst seven games last season while shooting 60 percent. Combine NCAA tournament but lost in thefrrstround last season, heightened the awareness of him. We are on a ~.,fission for Monty." season because of academic problems, Ellis this average with that of Bennett's and there to Virginia. This March, Phelps hopes to heart disorders and compelled Williams to finished with 14 points/game, and 12.6 re- is instant frre power. take his twentieth Irish team to a seventh terminate his promising basketball career While Williams will be a source of spiri­ bounds percontestwhich placed him ~din . Keith Tower, a 6-11 junior center form straight NCAA tournament. when he was diagnosed. Although he is not tual inspiration, the Irish will need more than the nation. He recorded 15 double-d,oubles Pittsburgh, Pa., is key to the success of the Several key players are gone from last playing, Williams will be participating. inspiration to achieve success amidst a in 22 games and became Notre Dame's all- Irish. Having graduated two big men in season, however, leaving the Irish. with only "It would be ludicrous to say that Monty schedule that features perennial power­ time leading shot-blocker with 37 to raise Keith Robinson and Scott Paddock, who ten scholarship players. Graduated are is no longer a member of the team," said houses Indiana, Kentucky, UCLA, North his career total to 90. combined for 17.4 rebounds per game last guards Joe Fredrick and Jamere Jackson, Phelps. "Monty'S maturity in dealing with Carolina, Duke, Syracuse, Louisville and "LaPhonso is one of the nation's premier season, Tower has big shoes to fill. Toweris forward Keith Robinson, and center Scott the unexpected news of his heart has taught Missouri. Traditional foes· DePaul and impact players," said Phelps. "We need his up for the challenge, and his teammates and Paddock. Also lost is forward Monty Wil- us all a lesson: misfortunes meet the best of Marquette are also challenging competitors. presence. He is a relentless rebounder, coaches have entruste~ their confidence in scorer, and shot-blocker." him . . liams to a rare heart disorder. us. We count on Monty to contribute none- "It will be an exciting season," said Last season, Williams averaged 7.7 theless. He is a real role modeL" Phelps. "As an independent, we have to go Elmer Bennett, a 6-1 junior guard from "We all know that LaPhonso will be a points and 3.7 rebounds as a freshman and Williams will participate as motivator for a high power-rating, and a rigorous Houston, TX, is a legitimate offensive strong rebounder," says Phelps. "But Keith NOVEMBER 15, 1990 16 SCHOLASTIC 17 MALE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK FEMALE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK

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The 1990 Notre Dame Men's Cross Country Kristin Heath: Heath, a freshman from Ambler, Team: The men's cross country team won the PA, won three events for the Irish against B all State. District N Championship outright for the first time She took top honors in the 200-yard butterfly, 200- ever. They entered the meet ranked 10th in the Dis­ yard breaststroke, and the 200-yard individual trict and defeated Wisconsin and Michigan, ranked medley. She and her teammates next compete in the third and seventh, respectively. Next, they head to National Catholic Collegiate Championships Nov. Knoxville for the NCAA Championships. 29-Dec.l at Rolfs Aquatic Center.

GREAT SUBS FOR GREAT STUDENTS MOVIES Yojimbo at 7 p.m. and Confidentially Yours CONCERTS at9:15 p.m. S.U.B. MOVIES: Woody Allen's GLEE CLUB 75th REUNION CONCERT Everything You Ever Wanted To Know SPORTS will be at Stepan Center on Friday, About Sex will be showing on Thursday, November 16 at 8: 15 p.m. November 15 in the Montgomery Theatre of FOOTBALL vs. PENN STATE: The Irish LaFortune. Showtimes are 8 and 10: 15 p.m. will face a tough Penn State team in their last The movie for Friday, November 16 and home gameof1990. Kickoff wil be at4 p.m. MISCELLANEOUS Saturday, November 17 will be Internal Affairs, showing at 8 and 10:15 p.m. in HOCKEY will take on the University of Cushing Auditorium. Massachusetts/Boston on Friday, PEP RALLY: at Gate 3 afthe I.A.C.C. at 7 November 16 and Saturday, November 17at p.m. on Friday, November 16. ATTHESNITE: CamillleClaudel,ahighly 7:30 p.m. at the I.A.C.C. accIalmed French film about the sculptress who inspired much of Auguste Rodin's MEN'S BASKETBALL will play Fordham ART EXHIBITS: Three art exhibits will be I For the next football game or Your Blue & Gold card is good i work, will be showing on Friday, November' at 7:30 pm. on Thursday, November 15 in ,?pening on Firday, November 16 at St. your next party, call Subway for for a 5d¢, discount off any 16 and Saturday, November 17 at 6:30 and the I.A.c.c. Arena. Mary's: "Paintings" by Lisa Lockhart in the a delicious Party Sub or Party footlong Subway sandwich. 9:30 p.m. On Tuesday, November 13, an Little Theatre Gallery, ''Fiber Works" by ! " Platter! Alfred Hitchcock double feature of Psycho WOMEN'S BASKETBALL will play the Warren Seelig at the Hammes Gallery, and Subway opens at 8:00 a.m. on and Psycho II will show at 7 and 9 p.m., Latvian National Team at 8 p.m. on Friday, ''Photographs'' by Bart Kasten in Moreau ~77-7744 respectively. On Tuesday, November 27 November 16 at the I.A.C.C. Arena, and Gallery. : "",' CALL days of home football games. (after break), Shane will be showing at 7 after break will take on Evansville at the P p.m., and The Birds will be showing at 9: 15 J.A.C.C. on Monday, November 26. (g.,"1·" ". ,·IJ";"I·-:t·:!X",:'jlllll!illlt p.m. On Wednesday, November 28 will be State Road 23 and Ironwood 18 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 15, 1990 19 "

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The 1990 Notre Dame Men's Cross Country Kristin Heath: Heath, a freshman from Ambler, Team: The men's cross country team won the PA, won three events for the Irish against B all State. District N Championship outright for the first time She took top honors in the 200-yard butterfly, 200- ever. They entered the meet ranked 10th in the Dis­ yard breaststroke, and the 200-yard individual trict and defeated Wisconsin and Michigan, ranked medley. She and her teammates next compete in the third and seventh, respectively. Next, they head to National Catholic Collegiate Championships Nov. Knoxville for the NCAA Championships. 29-Dec.l at Rolfs Aquatic Center.

GREAT SUBS FOR GREAT STUDENTS MOVIES Yojimbo at 7 p.m. and Confidentially Yours CONCERTS at9:15 p.m. S.U.B. MOVIES: Woody Allen's GLEE CLUB 75th REUNION CONCERT Everything You Ever Wanted To Know SPORTS will be at Stepan Center on Friday, About Sex will be showing on Thursday, November 16 at 8: 15 p.m. November 15 in the Montgomery Theatre of FOOTBALL vs. PENN STATE: The Irish LaFortune. Showtimes are 8 and 10: 15 p.m. will face a tough Penn State team in their last The movie for Friday, November 16 and home gameof1990. Kickoff wil be at4 p.m. MISCELLANEOUS Saturday, November 17 will be Internal Affairs, showing at 8 and 10:15 p.m. in HOCKEY will take on the University of Cushing Auditorium. Massachusetts/Boston on Friday, PEP RALLY: at Gate 3 afthe I.A.C.C. at 7 November 16 and Saturday, November 17at p.m. on Friday, November 16. ATTHESNITE: CamillleClaudel,ahighly 7:30 p.m. at the I.A.C.C. accIalmed French film about the sculptress who inspired much of Auguste Rodin's MEN'S BASKETBALL will play Fordham ART EXHIBITS: Three art exhibits will be I For the next football game or Your Blue & Gold card is good i work, will be showing on Friday, November' at 7:30 pm. on Thursday, November 15 in ,?pening on Firday, November 16 at St. your next party, call Subway for for a 5d¢, discount off any 16 and Saturday, November 17 at 6:30 and the I.A.c.c. Arena. Mary's: "Paintings" by Lisa Lockhart in the a delicious Party Sub or Party footlong Subway sandwich. 9:30 p.m. On Tuesday, November 13, an Little Theatre Gallery, ''Fiber Works" by ! " Platter! Alfred Hitchcock double feature of Psycho WOMEN'S BASKETBALL will play the Warren Seelig at the Hammes Gallery, and Subway opens at 8:00 a.m. on and Psycho II will show at 7 and 9 p.m., Latvian National Team at 8 p.m. on Friday, ''Photographs'' by Bart Kasten in Moreau ~77-7744 respectively. On Tuesday, November 27 November 16 at the I.A.C.C. Arena, and Gallery. : "",' CALL days of home football games. (after break), Shane will be showing at 7 after break will take on Evansville at the P p.m., and The Birds will be showing at 9: 15 J.A.C.C. on Monday, November 26. (g.,"1·" ". ,·IJ";"I·-:t·:!X",:'jlllll!illlt p.m. On Wednesday, November 28 will be State Road 23 and Ironwood 18 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 15, 1990 19 "

" and then I pass. have breakfast," I said to myself. I study until about 6:00 or 7:00, then go Now time to leave to drive 60 miles to First out with my friends. I have a good time until My North Dallas to Notre Dame. I have to get together with my study group of My fIrst class would be Honors Math. nerdy straight "A" students. Then I do the homework for math class for by Leah Levine 30 minutes. My next class would be a !-IE.SBve..(p1-/ 's VISION' NOTiZE i)A!41e: IN THe VEAK.. ZOl..~ =#3 ) Day veterinary class. Fifteen minutes later I would attend a gym class for an hour. At These letters were written 1:30 I would go to Spanish class. Right after by fifth graders from Spanish I would go to Geography class and Preston Hollow in Dallas, study the world. by Alex Aron TX in response to the ques­ tion:

What would a day at If! was to be 18 and go to Notre Dame as a freshman tomorrow, this is what it would Notre Dame be like? be like. I get up at 8:45, but barely open my . eyes. I feel my way and fInd my glasses, but almost knock over a glass of water (I had I am afraid to be away from my family taken some aspirin lat.that night). As I put when I go to college because I would not the glasses on, I walk over to my schedule have anybody to kiss me good night and and see my fIrst class is at 10:00. The class wash my clothes and plus, even though I hate is math. After I take my shower, get dressed, my sister, I'll still miss someone tearing up put on make-up and do my hair, it's 10:30. my homework. But I fIgure that I will have by Lisa Hughes a lot of friends to help me out. I'm afraid the teachers would be strict if I was late. I'm also afraid that if! don't come to class one day, the teacher will not give me my assignments. I fIgure homework will be so hard it will If! were to go to Notre Dame, this could take hours, and I would stay up til midnight possibly be what happens day after day, year doing it. after long year while in college. I would be All together, I think college will be fun, studying to be a teacher, so I know what a but hard, too. ,. fAT \'\ T'lSON Me.MO~IAL. !>f'.\CWl5Al.l typical day might be like in the life of a pupil by Todd Tomlin E.R \0 :-15. ADMI~\~T~ATl"(: OFF'~C f..S. studying in that major. OK, here goes. RF\NC,E.. TM lG. iH~ GOLt>b lJ DOM€. I'll be living in a dorm with a roommate. 2. D\e:,(,~R. PH.~L.?S HorJORA'R.I( BACSKCT8ALL. My classes will be sociology, math and HOOP. ~OOTgA1..~ S't"ACl U 1'1\. anything else you need to become a teacher. tl\cBAt-l'V 'aU\LDtt-lG:>- Math is probably fIrst, so here goes. 3. l"1. MAL.l.O'l' ""A N S H~ t-l . I get up and go to the restaurant where Here is what my fIrst day at the Univer­ '1. Dtv\Z. 1"8. SAMOAN OAK ~oPI'f\. most people eat. I eat breakfast and enjoy it sity of Notre Dame would be like. All I ': ;~ (My mom warned me about college food). know is that the University of Notre Dame is I q. '51. .JOE: HI (:, 11 S c.KOOl. - NOR.TH After breakfast, I proceed in to my math in Pennsylvania which is about 3,000 miles S". De.BARTOLO ~"",OPPING, MAL.L. room with tons and tons of books. We go from my house in Dallas, TX. CAMPUS. Csl. NB C. A rF \l. \1=\1'6. over a little and then he assigns us enough I would guess that the University would 20~ COL..t.. €.~€. (.FORMe..~t.'( t\Ol.~ <.~o~S homework for an army of students. I'll start the courses at 9 a.m. and end at 6 p.m. I, RON "G.\PP~R\\ R.tA(;""~ PGAGE. probably be thinking to myself, "My gosh, My major which is accountingwould start at J'LltJ\O~ GO~t. oe). l:N$TlTI1'fE..· don't they think we have a life at all. With all 10 a.m. and end at 12 p.m. '2.L HF\MN\~S OVER F\ST BoOK'$TOeE... this homework, I'll be in for a month. The I would go to look for a fraternity that Goer.. C.ol..A C f.fSif.R FoR r\l)M~N * 1"0 fl~~ ~1 uc>~tJ'(' ~f\ll:.~lN <:', only problem is that it's due tomorrow!" would accept me. When I found one, I said 8. R~C:tI-\T5 • REFeR. \0 ColT'\.{ Of E.j..~HI\~i MAP. Then I go on to my next class. I have no Beeeeeep .... to myself, "Here is where I will spend the idea what it is about. They give me two "Uhg. Not another day of college," I next 4 years of my life." 0 '1. BuF,l

What would a day at If! was to be 18 and go to Notre Dame as a freshman tomorrow, this is what it would Notre Dame be like? be like. I get up at 8:45, but barely open my . eyes. I feel my way and fInd my glasses, but almost knock over a glass of water (I had I am afraid to be away from my family taken some aspirin lat.that night). As I put when I go to college because I would not the glasses on, I walk over to my schedule have anybody to kiss me good night and and see my fIrst class is at 10:00. The class wash my clothes and plus, even though I hate is math. After I take my shower, get dressed, my sister, I'll still miss someone tearing up put on make-up and do my hair, it's 10:30. my homework. But I fIgure that I will have by Lisa Hughes a lot of friends to help me out. I'm afraid the teachers would be strict if I was late. I'm also afraid that if! don't come to class one day, the teacher will not give me my assignments. I fIgure homework will be so hard it will If! were to go to Notre Dame, this could take hours, and I would stay up til midnight possibly be what happens day after day, year doing it. after long year while in college. I would be All together, I think college will be fun, studying to be a teacher, so I know what a but hard, too. ,. fAT \'\ T'lSON Me.MO~IAL. !>f'.\CWl5Al.l typical day might be like in the life of a pupil by Todd Tomlin E.R \0 :-15. ADMI~\~T~ATl"(: OFF'~C f..S. studying in that major. OK, here goes. RF\NC,E.. TM lG. iH~ GOLt>b lJ DOM€. I'll be living in a dorm with a roommate. 2. D\e:,(,~R. PH.~L.?S HorJORA'R.I( BACSKCT8ALL. My classes will be sociology, math and HOOP. ~OOTgA1..~ S't"ACl U 1'1\. anything else you need to become a teacher. tl\cBAt-l'V 'aU\LDtt-lG:>- Math is probably fIrst, so here goes. 3. l"1. MAL.l.O'l' ""A N S H~ t-l . I get up and go to the restaurant where Here is what my fIrst day at the Univer­ '1. Dtv\Z. 1"8. SAMOAN OAK ~oPI'f\. most people eat. I eat breakfast and enjoy it sity of Notre Dame would be like. All I ': ;~ (My mom warned me about college food). know is that the University of Notre Dame is I q. '51. .JOE: HI (:, 11 S c.KOOl. - NOR.TH After breakfast, I proceed in to my math in Pennsylvania which is about 3,000 miles S". De.BARTOLO ~"",OPPING, MAL.L. room with tons and tons of books. We go from my house in Dallas, TX. CAMPUS. Csl. NB C. A rF \l. \1=\1'6. over a little and then he assigns us enough I would guess that the University would 20~ COL..t.. €.~€. (.FORMe..~t.'( t\Ol.~ <.~o~S homework for an army of students. I'll start the courses at 9 a.m. and end at 6 p.m. I, RON "G.\PP~R\\ R.tA(;""~ PGAGE. probably be thinking to myself, "My gosh, My major which is accountingwould start at J'LltJ\O~ GO~t. oe). l:N$TlTI1'fE..· don't they think we have a life at all. With all 10 a.m. and end at 12 p.m. '2.L HF\MN\~S OVER F\ST BoOK'$TOeE... this homework, I'll be in for a month. The I would go to look for a fraternity that Goer.. C.ol..A C f.fSif.R FoR r\l)M~N * 1"0 fl~~ ~1 uc>~tJ'(' ~f\ll:.~lN <:', only problem is that it's due tomorrow!" would accept me. When I found one, I said 8. R~C:tI-\T5 • REFeR. \0 ColT'\.{ Of E.j..~HI\~i MAP. Then I go on to my next class. I have no Beeeeeep .... to myself, "Here is where I will spend the idea what it is about. They give me two "Uhg. Not another day of college," I next 4 years of my life." 0 '1. BuF,l

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