The Race Is on One Finalist, That Person Exaggerations Are Made

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A Publication of the Concordia Student Association Cronauer says Volume 24, Issue 9, Friday, April 14, 1989 New NT/Greek 'Good Morning' Prof Sought to CSP Students Study Abroad by Stephen A. Scheer Three CSP students have by Angie Cairns exciting plans for studying Dr. Marvin Middendorf, abroad in the near future. New Testament, Greek, and Adrian Cronauer, the DJ that Kim Moritz will be studying Humanities professor, will Good Morning Vietnam is economics this summer in be leaving Concordia at the based on, presented a Japan, and Rachel Utter and end of December 1989. convocation at Concordia on Kathryn Galchutt will spend Thursday, March 30. the first part of next year at A search committee to find Oak Hill College in London. another New Testament and In his presentation, Greek professor has been Cronauer included clips from Oak Hill is a Lutheran appointed, however, the the movie and from his College where students names of the finalists could original radio broadcast from the other Concordias not be attained. from Saigon in 1965. He also will join Kathryn and Rachel compared what life in pre- to study during the fall and "The committee is war Vietnam was really like part of the winter quarters. interviewing the finalists, with what was portrayed in and is beyond the first level the movie. of screening," said Robert DeWerff, Vice President of As in all Hollywood College Relations. After the creations, to make a good search committee selects larger-than-life story, The Race Is On one finalist, that person exaggerations are made. must be approved by Interim The same holds true for by J. D. Goetz President Wentzel and Dr. Good Morning Vietnam. The youth will also be 1111111•1111111 111116111•111 entertained by a musical Loma Meyer. The ■ Four hundred seventy Junior performance by a group recommendation will then High age students will be on from Old Emmanuel be passed on to Concordia's . Concordia's campus May 5 Lutheran Church in Inver Board of Regents, and the and 6 for the Eighth Annual Grove Heights and Board for Higher Education Junior High Youth Concordia's King's Players. in St. Louis. Gathering. The local band, Clockwyz, DeWerff, who is not on the will also perform at a dance. committee himself, said that Students ranging in age the committee is "looking from grades 6-9 from the 5- Over one hundred for a member of the LCMS... state region will be Concordia students will be with an earned doctorate, participating in the event. involved in the convention, and a strong aptitude for and some faculty and staff classroom teaching." This year's theme is "the members plan on Race is On" and will focus on The Board of Regents meets participating also. "How we run the race of this month, and the Board for Higher Education meets living our daily lives According to the Staff Adrian Cronauer empowered by Christ," in May. The new professor Coordinator of the event, should be named at that according to Rhonda Renee, Danette Griffith, students As depicted in the movie, an time. the student chairman of the who wish to help with the amount of censorship was event. The search process was begun by publishing a used by the Armed Forces Youth Gathering should description of the opening Radio Station, but this only The convention will keep contact either Rachel Kruse in the Lutheran Witness. applied to certain news the youth .busy with and Paula Meyer (#351) or Individuals from Missouri, activities such as swimming, Eric Nelson (#342). bible study, worship, and Wisconsin, and across the continued on page 2 working on a special 20 by country have applied. 24 foot project.

EWS N T H E W 0 Dr. John F. Johnson, the Pinney who died of cancer Concordia St. Paul's tuition is lower than Dean of Students at the St. on February 22,1989. other private colleges in the Twin Cities area. Louis Seminary, accepted There will be comedy According to figures given by the admissions the call of presidency of entertainment and the band departments of seven area private colleges, Concordia St. Paul on March Clockwyz will provide music. Concordia is the only one with tuition costs 31. Johnson was first given lower than $7,000 for the '89-'90 school year. the call on February 17. Northwestern College in Roseville had that Recently plans have been Johnson will officially lowest standard room and board costs. assume the office on July 1. made to have a speaker talk Until then, interim President to the students of Concordia The costs for tuition and room and board are Wentzel will participate about self defense. as follows: with Johnson in making Tuition R & B Total The date and location have major decisions on campus not been finalized. The Augsburg $8,740 $3,328 $12,068 by means of mail and daily bulletin will contain telephone. news of the exact time and Bethel $8,500 $3,180 $11,680 When Johnson reaches location. If any Concordia campus, he will be living in student or Faculty/Staff Concordia $6,690 $2,550 $8,940 the President's house members have suggestions located next to the chapel. for the talk they are urged Hamline $9,860 $3,224 $13,084 The house is presently to contact commuter occupied by Dean Tesch. advocate Bobbi Smith or Northwestern $7,575 $2,520 $10,095 Resident Assistant Shelley Novotny. $3,140 $11,684 There will be a memorial St. Catherine $8,544 fundraiser on April 29 at 8:00 pm for CSP student Kris St. Thomas $8,992 $2,740 $11,732

= Continued from page 1 Good Morning Vietnam the only English station for censorship the officer in helped show the American the American GI's„was to charge denied his request, events. Censorship of songs audiences a new and project a state-side sound. saying that there wasn't such as the Beach Boys and different facet of Vietnam. proof that it actually the Beatles was not a The movie gave people a Cronauer, with the help of happened. problem. Cronauer chance to finally laugh, not other DJ's, set to work to explained that the DJ's were at the severity of war, but at biing the sound of home to "Look," Cronauer argued, "I not limited to playing just one of the human ways of the fighting men. This have personally seen heads certain kinds of music dealing with a no-win meant making commercials severed from torsos and, because of censorship, but situation by using humor. out of public service barring the Second Coming , mainly because it was not announcements, such as the they are not going to get up always available. . The humor of this picture advertisement for malaria and walk away." was brought even more to pills. "Monday is Malaria The movie shows Cronauer, life by the zany and bizarre Day! Don't forget to take played by Robin Williams, The reality of Vietnam was a beginning his zany one-man comedy of Robin Williams. that big, orange pill!" part of the DJ's life with a Pseudo-contests were also show at 0600. When As Adrian Cronauer pointed .45 always within arm's Cronauer first reached out, the original script that held, telling the GI's to "be reach when broadcasting, he and fellow military DJ caller#10 to win..." when everyone at the AFRS knew Saigon he was actually given Ben Moses wrote together there was no way for this. But just to keep an afternoon time-slot. It everyone reminded, the wasn't until the DJ that was went through several someone to call from the doing the morning show left changes before it was put in middle of the jungle. VietCong would occasionally front of Williams. But, that Cronauer began to blow up a housing complex after all that, what was seen The whole purpose was to where military (such as patent his G00000d give the American men and on the screen basically broadcasters) were living. Morning Vietnam!! over the women a morale boost and deviated from what anyone early morning airwaves. help them deal with the behind the scenes expected With this kind of experience, culture shock of Vietnam. Cronauer left Saigon after Another exaggeration in the to hear, thanks to Williams's excellent talent one year with what he called film included Cronauer's Adrian Cronauer's one year of ad-lib comedy. No one his "own personal demons." immediate opposition with stay in Saigon, however, asked Robin to compare Fears, feelings, and pain of the 'Brass.' As Cronauer was not all tongue-in-cheek Vice-President Nixon with what he saw and pointed out in his humor and the laid back Mr. Ed, nor was he asked to experienced in one of presentation, the only ease of• a DJ's life. It was America's most devastating problem he really faced was incorporate Hugh Hefner's true that military DJ's were wardrobe into a fashion wars are some of the things censorship of the news. This not required to dress like comparison about military he felt that all veterans have would also mean then, that trained fighting men, but wear. But what people did to deal with. the officers over him did not that did not separate them send Cronauer out into end up seeing was the first from the reality of the war comedy about Vietnam that, Today, Cronauer is seeing enemy territory as depicted going on around them. that his hard efforts at the in the film. Just the same, in after ten years, people were able to laugh at. Armed Forces Radio Station his real stay in Saigon, As depicted in the film, just did pay off. When he visits Adrian Cronauer had no ten minutes after Cronauer When Cronauer reached other Vietnam Vets, it is not close VietCong friends, or at left a restaurnat in Saigon, Saigon, one of the first uncommon that some will least did not know of any the Mekong Floating tell him, "Thank You for friends that were VC. things he noticed about the Restaurant, claymore mines fighting men was the helping me get through Because of this "stretch of planted by the VietCong extreme culture shock. Boys 'Nam." It's comforting to truth," Cronauer's sprayed fragments of from New York City, Tulsa, know, Cronauer counterpart, Robin Williams shrapnel at the restaurant, Oklahoma, Los Angeles, and commented, that in all that was forced to leave Saigon killing and wounding many Dubuque, Iowa were all mess, he helped make a before his one-year tour of people. difference for someone. duty was over. In actuality, placed in the middle of a Adrian Cronauer was hot, humid jungle to fight for their lives half-way After Cronauer returned to honorably discharged after the scene of the incident, he his year in Vietnam. around the world. The AFRS's objective then, being tried to get the news on the air, but because of

e F. NAT T H E S W 0 R Board Rep from Senate Proposed by Matt Dettmer Colleges and Schools INTRODUCTION 4) The Student Senate (MAPCS) provided President will have the Concordia College St. Paul information for CSP's opportunity to observe the Student Senate has proposal. During the 1988-89 proceedings of the Board of composed a proposal for the school year and the years Regents. The Student President of the Student Six private Minnesota preceding, it has become Senate President can relay Association to serve as an colleges have student evident that there is a all pertinent information to advisory member on the representation on the full growing dissension between the students as per Board of Regents. board. Of these six colleges, students and the institution. agreement between the only Carlton College has To combat this dissension, aforementioned parties. This proposal is currently voting privileges, but four of Student Senate has being examined by the the six responded as being investigated different 5) The Student Senate Board of Regents. Better satisfied with only a member means to improve the President is fully capable of student relations with the on the board. community at Concordia bringing legitimate concerns Board of Regents is the College - St. Paul. to the attention of the Board purpose behind the The most important fact Paramount to its of Regents. The Student proposal. revealed by the surveys was investigation, the lack of Senate President will be that ten Minnesota colleges student representation on accustomed to Concordia is not the only have students operating in the Board of Regents at responsibilities and has been Synodical college seeking some capacity with the Concordia College - St. Paul chosen by his/her peers student representation. The Board of Regents. became evident. As a result based on his/her proposal that the President of the above finding, an qualifications. In order to of the student body of each According to Gretchen investigation by Peter Hiller, become. President, a student Synodical college serve as an Beecroft, secretary to the Student Senate President, must meet certain academic advisory member of the college president, the Board and Dan Maser, Student requirements and must have

Board of Regents" was of . Regents makes decisions Senate Vice President and at least one year of Student proposed at the Association that have to do with 1989-90 President-Elect, was Senate experience. The of Students for Higher building approval, initiated. This report Constitution of the Student Education (ASHE) approving faculty included a summation of the Association in Article I conference held in February appointments, and helping findings and a Section 2 is displayed in 1989 at Christ College Irvine. select the college president. recommendation for action. Exhibit 1. Each of these areas affect the students. 6) Students are the essence As point eleven states, of the College. Students "other private schools Student Senate is seeking to RATIONALE invest thousands of dollars within Minnesota have improve the college. This into the College; they should student representation on change will inform, unite, have the right to have a their Board of and enhance both the Following, in no specific voice in their education. Regents/Trustees." Surveys student association and the order, are thirteen factors conducted by the Minnesota Board of Regents. the 7) Students do have Association of Private committee considered legitimate concerns. important in considering its Student Senate is the eyes, recommendations: ears, and voice of the Concordia College Student 1) Students are future Association and, therefore, leaders of the Church and has a duty to represent all the community. Students of concerns and ideas. Concordia College - St. Paul are the next generation of 8) There is a growing lack of church workers and community at Concordia supporters of The Lutheran College - St. Paul. Student Church - Missouri Synod. representation on Board of They are also the future Regents will improve the leaders of our community relationship, between and nation. As Alumni and students and the institution. community leaders many will support Concordia 9) - Student representation is College - St. Paul through a positive resource to the their financial gifts, Board of Regents. Student volunteer work, prayers, insight can be a positive Summer Camp Jobs ministry, and even with their resource in the undertakings children as future students. of the Board of Regents. Would You Like A Job Where You 2) Students lack 10) The College is to serve Know You Make A Difference, Get the student. Some major Great Experience For Future Careers, representation on Board of Work In The Great Outdoors, Make Regents. At the present corporations spend millions New Friends And Have Fun Too? time Concordia College - St. of dollars to find out what Paul does not permit their customers want. The Then A Position At A Summer Camp student representation at Board of Regents has the Board of Regent assemblies. opportunity to have that Might Be For You. service for free. 3) The Student Senate For Employment Information And To continued on page 6 Be Listed In A Camp Employment Job President is the elected Pool Used By Over 100 Camps, Call or representative of all Write to: American Camping students of Concordia Association, 4132 - 88th Lane NE, Circle College. The Student Senate 510 President has been elected Ati '4 by his/her peers to represent (44 all students to the College. •

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by Danny, Scotty, and Jeffy by Dirk Mattson Next, there must be someone whom we believe -Do you have a hanky I -Are you always that white "They used to call me Crazy is capable of handling the could borrow? Mine is full. or do you live in a cave? Joe. Now they can call me problem. Morgan Batman," he said, with a Freeman's (Clean and Sober) -Are those glasses bullet- -I used to have a shirt like Louisville Slugger in his portrayal of Joe Clark is proof? that, but then my dad got a hands. It does not sound job. definitely able to do this. He -Is that a real gold chain or like this man is too worried gives the character about the approval of his did you get it out of Captain -Is that your nose or are dimension; yet when peers. It turns out that he's Crunch? eating a banana? watching the film, it is not; He's Joe Clark, a difficult to truly see all that -Are those the new Starker - principal who causes change the character is about. A Are big ears hereditary in at Eastside High in the Airs? your family? fine performance results. motion picture Lean On Me. -That's amazing how the -You know the cost of The script by Michael flies flock under your arms. This film is based on the true Schiffer may be a bit cosmetic surgery is going story of a high school in New down. predictable in a spot or two, -I never saw a booger that Jersey which was threatened and the direction may suffer with big before. - state-induced because of it, but how many Oh, are bell-bottoms back administration in style? unless variations can you make on - I see you had eggs for achievement test scores a conflict between high could be brought up to breakfast this morning. -Wanna borrow my Oxy 10? school students and their minimum state level. The principal? It is similar to superintendent of schools war. The battles never chooses unorthodox teacher change. This does not Joe Clark to step in. Clark is detract greatly from the ATLANTIC OCEAN LIVING challenged by motivated Childcare or elderly noninfirmary care. picture, however. Like parents and unmotivated Karate Kid and Full-time (NO SUMMER) Live in Rocky, this is students who would rather a 'feel good' movie and is positions available with families in have Clark fail in his attempt lined with an abundance of Boston area. Includes room and than be subject to his strict comedy along the way. board, insurance, automobile, $150 methods of discipline. to 300/week. CALL OR WRITE The When you see Helping Hand, 25 West Street, Lean On Me, you will either love Joe Clark BEVERLY FARMS, MASS. 01915 1- The picture creates a 800-356=3422 or hate him. If you happen determined conflict in a very to take the latter position, realistic setting. The story do not hold it against this and the people in it are powerful movie. The more than believable. The production, just like Joe first task that director John Clark, cannot help but G. Avildsen (Karate Kid and create in you an admiration Rocky) has is to make the for its achievements. audience believe that there The Good Doctor is in is a problem that needs to Rating:-3 1/2 stars (of 4) be solved. He accomplishes this in the opening scenes Now playing at a theater Dear Dr. A.J. Suess, about the beleaguered near you: school,. Pavillion Place; Maplewood 1 I have almost completed my first year in college and my parents still treat me like I am their little girl. They either call me up early on Saturday and Sunday mornings, or call late Dear Dr. A.J. Suess, at night. They say they just want to talk to me, but I know they are checking up on me. I am a female, and whenever my girlfriends They insist that I have to come home this and I do something together we always have summer so that they can see what college has a problem with one of our friends because done to me and straighten me out. How do I she claims never to have enough money for let them know I'm not a baby anymore? anything and expects us to pay for her. We wouldn't mind paying for her when we go A Truly Disturbed "Child" out sometimes, but we know she has money because she is constantly buying clothes for herself. What can we do about this problem Dear Disturbed "Child", and still remain friends?

Have you expressed those feelings to your Frustrated Friend parents? Perhaps if they will not listen, you could write them a letter. If you still are Dear Frustrated, having problems, talk to your pastor and maybe all of you can talk together and work You are very right in realizing something has. things out. It sounds like they to be done. Because she is your friend, talk to realty care, so make sure you keep them her and express your feelings. If you don't informed of the interesting things you are help, she may never realize what she is doing. doing. Even though you're grown up, they In doing this, you are showing just how good will always care deeply. of a friend you are.

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won deserved recognition for their work. Many of the Rain Man performances that I was able Little Mary Sunshine-A Sweet Musical to see I enjoyed. I supposed all I'm asking for is a little by Chris Roth Reigns in more consistency in their There's also a very large method of evaluation. Kent Kampa describes the chorus. In fact; Charron When you can see through explained, "One thing that's Oscars the curtains of the voting CSP spring musical Little Mary Sunshine as, "so sweet very fun [is that] the chorus booths and get the idea that is on stage a lot. The chorus by Dirk Mattson these sort of variations that you'll get diabetes." This may seem to portray a spends more time on stage occur, you begin to wonder than the leads." I overheard some people why we don't just make the terribly sappy, sweet, and talking about the Oscars. Oscar Awards another potentially unappealing "Did Rain Man win for best production. Assistant In addition to Charron, Jan 'People's Choice' ceremony McCauley and Jodi Johnson picture?" one asked. and let us common people director Jan McCauley "Yeah" was all that the quickly explained, "It makes are assistant directors and vote. I mean, if you had the Libby Wenger (a CSP other said. An appropriate choice of sitting through fun of all those sappy things response, don't you think? like everything Rogers and graduate) is the music four plus hours of Alec director. It seems that we've all Guinness versus an hour and Hammerstein wrote." become quite good at a half of Kevin Kline (still Charron went on to say, imitating the character of leaving you time to come This production of Little Dustin Hoffman. The "This play's hysterical. The home and do laundry), Mary Sunshine by Rick picture is well on its way to hardest thing for the actors which would you choose? Besoyan, features 24 songs becoming one of the top- will be keeping a straight Me too. Maybe in future and 25 cast members, "a grossing films of the year. years, the Academy will very large cast for that face." Jeff Leininger The standing ovation given institute a dry cleaning stage," commented director explained that the actors to Hoffman when accepting Michael Charron. He service. must "have nerves of steel Best Actor honors at the continued, "The stage will and bodies of iron" in order Academy Awards March be very full. It's more fun to make it through the 29th makes this very clear. The Major Nominations that way." And the Oscar goes to . . . musical with a straight face . The ceremony was another 3 Film: Rain Man The musical features three Director: Barry Levinson hour 15 minute marathon, main couples played by Little Mary Sunshine (Rain Man) will be but it seemed to move a bit Loreal Steiner (Little Mary) presented in the Beutow Actress: Jodie Foster (The more quickly this year since and Scott Ulbrecht (Big Jim), Auditorium on May 11, 12, there was no emcee. Accused) Colleen Aakre and Jeff 13, and 14, and Kent Karnpa Instead, numerous stars Actor: Dustin Hoffman (Rain Leininger, and Robin recommends, "Don't forget were used for the Man) Hughes and Kent Kampa. your insulin." presentations. Also, the Supporting Actress: Geena nominations for best song Davis (The Accidental were not performed, and Tourist) although Phil Collins wrote a Supporting Actor: Kevin good tune, I didn't mind not Kline (A Fish Called Wanda) hearing it for at least one three hour period since the SWORD STAFF song has been released.

Finally, in order to take away the competition of the WOMEN: HORSE lover? event, the new catch-phrase NATURE lover? Then SHARE Advisor Dr. Nan Hackett was "And the Oscar goes with a child. Be a CAMP to..." instead of the COUNSELOR! TOMAHAY Head Editor : Jacqui Rimer traditional "And the winner CAMP FOR GIRLS, Akeley, is..." I'm sure that those MN. 56433 who didn't get the Oscars Co-Editors: Angie Cairns felt much better. Shelley Novotny And how about the people JOBS IN AUSTRALIA who didn't win? There were Immediate Opening for Men many -- and with good and Women. $11,000 to Copy: Genelle Clark performances. Of course, $60,000. Construction, Alisa Potter the Academy picked the Manufacturing, Secretarial ones that had to be chosen, Work, Nurses, Engineering, such as Mr. Hoffman, in Sales. Hundreds - of Jobs Lay-out : Mike Baumgarn order to prevent a riot from Listed. breaking out. -But, in the CALL NOW! 206/736-7000 John D. Goetz case of Best Supporting EXT. 2168A Actor, many critics claimed that some judges didn't Typists : Corey Eckstrom even sit through all of Alec John Israel Guinness' performance in CRUISE SHIPS Cami Krueger Little Dorritt because the Now Hiring Men and picture was over four hours Women. Summer & Career long. Sometimes you have Opportunities (Will Train). Proof to wonder if the awards are Excellent Pay Plus World chosen by the same system Travel. Hawaii, Bahamas, Reader : John D. Goetz you used in first grade to Caribbean, Etc. select a milk monitor: CALL NOW! 206/736-7000 popularity. EXT. 2168C I don't doubt that those who SENATE T H E 0 D Senate Update by Misi Stine Student Senate is excited about this addition.

At the last Senate meeting There has been a report and Dean Tesch spoke about the petition submitted to the possibility of having cable Board of Regents installed here at CSP. concerning the idea of Student Senate discussed having the President of costs and options for cable Student Senate as a Student service. Senate will be Advisory member to the investigating this possibility Board of Regents. closer in the next few weeks. The plans for moving the Senate is also revising the snack bar are now under by-laws of the constitution way. An update will be making necessary changes as made as soon as more was done with he articles of information is available. the constitution earlier this year. On April 29, a dance will be held in the Student Union in The physical education memory of Kris Pinney. The major/minors club, PEMM; is money raised from this a club now supported by event will'go to help the Student Senate. The Pinney family pay medical purpose of this club is to costs. bring persons in the physical education field together for The hunger clean-up will be support, to exchange ideas, on April 15. Those who are information, and to help interested should contact each other with problems. Deb Yakel.

Board Rep from Senate Proposed Continued from page 3 The 1989-90 Senate Executive Board 11) Other private schools presented for approval. The within Minnesota have proposal was approved by student representation on ASHE on February 4, to be their Board of submitted to the LCMS Regents/Trustees. Refer to convention for NOW Exhibit 2 as compiled by consideration. A copy of the MAPCS (Minnesota proposal is contained in • HIRING Association of Private Exhibit 4. College Students). Delivery

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Dan Maser: Better communications among Rodney Pesch: Lengthen Mark St. Louis: Better Clint Stoen: VisitatiOn, no students, faculty, and dorm hours to have more student union with juke box dorm hours. We are old administration and a freedom. and better snack bar enough to handle it! fieldhouse with better athletic facilities.

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