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Vol. LV. DECEMBER 10, 1921 No. 12

TO OUR TEAM. appear to be only months. Indeed, it is un­ believable that Eddie and Euck and the rest A SENIOR. are through already. Why, wasn't it only a WENTY-T H R E E ^fourteen few months ago that the S. A. T. C. was eighty-five! The ball is snapped, there tearing up the campus and boys fresh from is a of bodies, a thud, headgears high school were trjring to "shoulder arms"? fly, the referee whistles; then, the Surely, i\, hasn't been four years since Hunk funny little horn of and Ojay were talk­ the time-keeper is /?- ing about ranning sounded. The stands for sheriff of Calu­ tremble with a j'-ell, Notre Dame 56 Kalamazoo 0. met when they were as lusty as any Notre Dame 57 Depauw 10. through with their Cartier field ever college education? heard, and the Notre Dame 7 Iowa 10 But it has been, and teams leave the Notre Dame 33 Purdue 0. there is no use try­ gridiron. A touch ing to wish for the of the pathetic is Notre Dame 7 Nebraska 0. impossible. It would present in the occas­ Notre Dame 28 Indiana 7 be fine if they could ion. There is not a stay and play foot­ spectator who does Notre Dame 28 Army 0. ball under the Gold not feel the hand of Notre Dame 4&; Rutgers 0. and Blue forever.. sadness on his They can't. Their shoulder. Notre Dame 42 Haskell Indians 7. task has been to Thursday, Notre Dame 21 Marquette 7. make history for November 24, 1921, Notre Dame and for the man in the Notre Dame 48 Michigan Aggies 0 who is there to deny that they have done world was Thanks­ Notre Dame 375 Opponents 41 giving, a day on it well? Three years which he was not v= ago, Notre Dame obliged to punch the was a school which- time-clock but could stay home and.eat tur­ had'to fight for eversrthing she got. Today key. -But for Notre Dame, it was far. more, the conquests of her. football team are com­ than a day of feasting; it meant the last mon knowledge. game in which thirteen of her greatest play­ This is the heritage which those man leave ers would participate. The Michigan Aggie to Notre Dame. What is the compensatoiy Notre Dame affair of 1921 will long be re­ tribute? It is that which college men can membered not because |t was a game to de­ give—^the tribute of a silent respect, akin cide a championship, but because it marked" to adoration, for the man who has foajg^t the breaking up of a team which has been against the most disheartening odds, and^ heralded from coast to coast as football-per­ won. It would be cheap to attempt to "de­ fect. , - scribe the spirit of men like Danny, Bodge, Years which we are going to spend seem or Hunk, whose broken ribs only stirred him like centuries, but years which we have spent to fight all the more.' - - - 178 "Sfie Nocre (^ome Schdasde

LOOKING THEM OVER. took almost that length of time to gather the conditions under which Dante could be born, VINCENT ENGELS. and write his epic; Bach could appear and One of the few things that make the world compose his music, and the nineteenth cen­ a very good place to live in is the presence tury inventors could leave us such luxurious of athletic contests and athletes. One of the devices as no other civilization has known. It seems to me that the spirit of this game, which is football, of course, is understood best at Notre Dame. With due respect to all oijr estimable contemporaries, I still believe thht our men take a keener delight in play­ ing the game than do they. And this asser­ tion is borne out by leading sport writers who say that the typical foot ball player is the Notre Dame player. Brave men—every one—^hard fighters and cheerful players, to know them is to realize why the influence of athletics is so wholesome and so neces­ sary. Now the purpose of this paper is not to extol the virtues of the individual Notre Dame football warriors—^the New York and Chicago papers have accomplished that well. It is to explain why football is such a great game, to explain that by recording the deeds of every one of Rockne's men upon the grid­ DEGREE. iron. Once already, I have noted that the game calls for the speed of a track athlete. things that distinguish a wholesome soul Back in the blue skyed, vine hilled days of from a withered spirit is expressed in a man­ Greece, there lived a marvelous runner who ifest enjoyment at sight of an athletic strug­ brought the news of Marathon to Athens. gle. The direct opposition of muscle to He was a speedy boy, but just between us muscle, of strength to strength, induces the two, he could not have made half so good a most wholesome pleasure that physical man football player as Gus Desch or Chet Wynne. can experience. Athletics and athletes keep Cus Desch, known in New York as half back the world's heart beating vigorously; and if number 17, is the world's champion hurdler they should ever be forgotten then the world over the 440 yard course, but more than that, will be decayed and fit only for fire. he is a Notre Dame football player, who has There have been many fine games in­ just played his first year with the varsity dulged in throughout history, ever since and who will greatly help in biiilding up a Adam first played hide-and-go-seek with his winning team next fall. Chet Wynne is the son Abel. But it is only recently that the amiable captain of our track team, and has perfect game has been developed—one which completed his second season as regular full­ combines all the ability of the trackman with back for Notre Dame. He is the lightest full­ the skill of the boxer and of the basketball back playing in high powered football, boast­ artist, the wiry strength of the rower and ing to the possession of no more than 166 the strategy of the warrior—^perfect alike pounds. Chet will leave at Commencement, for player and spectator, since it develops which is a most unkindest cut. While play­ the strength of the former more proportion­ ing for Notre Dame he was also aided by ately than, any other, and is far more inter­ these men in the backfield: Danny Coughlin, esting for the latter to watch than any other Phelan, Walsh, Lieb, Kane, Shea, Maher and gfcme which has been devised. It took six Bergman. Danny Coughlin, who also grad­ thousand years to develop this—^just as it uates in the spring, played one year of col- '5fie NouFe &aine§chdascic 179

lege football at Drake before coming here, return, the veteran Chet Grant having played and gained further experience in the west­ his last footbabll game for Notre Dame. Chet ern training camps; from which he was became a favorite here during the S. A. T. C. picked by Walter Eckersall as an All West­ wjien he was noted as a brilliant open field ern Service half back. Danny played two runner. His running accounted for Notre years with us—ran ninety yards against the Dame's touchdo\vn again the Great Lakes Michigan Aggies last fall, and tore through eleven—^the touchdown that almost whipped, the whole Indiana lineup this season for sev­ and eventually tied that ^ great National eral touchdowns. Championship squad. Since then, however Phelan and Walsh have been first string- he was forced to undergo an operation on reserve men for two years. We did not real­ his knee. This knee kept him from partici­ ize all the things of which they were capable pating in many games during the fall, but at until the last. Thanksgiving day, both played lowii and West Point he was used, and their last game for the gold and blue, and showed himself to be the same old Chet. The their performances came as a revelation to Indianapolis Star has named him All-State most of the spectators. Phelan ran twenty quarterback. Thomas, who played little foot­ yards or better on three occasions, while ball last fail, came into prominence this year, Walsh was plunging consistently for eight and was most valuable in the quarterback's and ten yards. His taclding was also note­ position. Jack Veiock and Billy Evans both worthy. Our friends, Micky Kane, Red give him honorable mention among the lead­ Shea, Maher and Bergman aided materially ing quarterbacks in the country. He directed. in the development of Rock's back field this the team ably all season. Pete Smith sur­ fall. Although none of these men are regii- prised even his friends this year by taking lars, the part which they played in Notre his place among the best quarterbacks in Dame's victories cannot be underestimated. school. He played during several games, not­ It is a big thing to hold the enemy for five ably the struggle with Purdue. Reese, Lo­ minutes while the star is resting, and the gan and Gene Murphy played good ball in men we mentioned have often done big the quaiterback's position, and they ^vilI all things like that. be very useful to "Rock" about the middle When . rose into fame from of next September. the Plains of West Point a year ago, an am­ And now we come to the linesmen, they bitious little halfback named Johnny Mo- who constituted the greatest line Notre hardt also received an abundance of praise. Dame ever had. Frank Gotch was a great Easterners predicted a brilliant future for wrestler, but the honorable Frank would him, and for once the prophets were right. have been in a bad shape playing football This fall, Johnny stepped into the place va­ against any one of bur noble seven. He cated by his old team mate, and made good would have broken toes in vain—^these Rock- fi-om the start. An elusive field runner, he men were not the kind to be stopped by in­ dashed for gains of twenty-five and thirty jured pedals. Some of them have made All- yards against Iowa, West Point and Purdue American teams, Kiley, Eddie Anderson, and ran fifty-eight through Marquette; an , and , but all are accurate forward passer, he enabled Rocknc deserving of hearty recognition. Kiley, Car- to build up those baffling pass combinations berry, Eddie Anderson, Seifert, Mayl and which startled the country; a hard fighter, Cameron at the ends gave us the best they his presence in the game always meant two had all season, and that is all we can expect. things: encouragmenet and inspiration to his The fii'st three have played for N. D. for own team, and trouble to the foe. Johnny the last time, but Seifert, Cameron and Mayl was placed on, several All-American teams, will come in handy when Rock begins the and a whole flock of All-Western aggi-ega- process of rebuilding next fall. tions, including that of Walter Eckersall. Those incomparables, Shaw and Garvey, Six nifty little quarterbacks constituted plugged our tackle holes superbly. Buck, the remainder of one of the greatest back- the well biiilt, the western shot put master, fields in the country. Of that six, five will allowed less than forty yards to be made 180 '^^e Noure 6aine Sdidascie through him all season. He was a rock in hole, equally agile in plowing through an our defense at Iowa, but it was during the opposing line on defense, he does not have Nebraska game, he smashed through .this to doff his chapeau to any man who ever heavy Cornhusker opponent time and again, downed the elusive Lewellen behind the scrimmage line frequently, and was down after punts as fast as our ends, who are rather fast. Gai-vey, who has been playing a splendid game this fall, has not had the recognition he deserved of late. This has been due to unfortunate circumstances. Be­ fore the Iowa game, we were inclined to un­ derestimate the powerful negro tackle of the Hawkeyes, and predicted an easy time for Hector. Then when Slater's true ability had been revealed, we neglected Garvey, who had held him well throughout the game. Gar­ vey will play one more year on Rockne's team, and with him will perform and Voss. Cotton is one of our most consistent linesmen. Never flashy, he can always be re­ lied upon to block up an enemy play. His playing in the Nebraska game was a real en­ RODGER. couragement to Notre Dame followers, who realize what a tough time Coach Rockne will played his position." Jim Dooley made a have in developing a successful team next favorable impression upon the same critic fall. Voss, our husky blonde, has been per­ who ranked him among the leading guards forming on Cartier Field for three years in the country. Jim has won a monogram now, one year as a freshman, and two years three times in football. He had the weight, as a first string reserve man. Bill is an ag­ the endurance and the energy that make a gressive tackle, who never allows an oppon­ great football player, and employing these ent to get the jump on him. He also will effectively, he was a great factor in the great retmTi next fall. Thomas Lieb started his seasons which Notre Dame has enjoyed these gridiron career at Notre Dame as a fresh­ man fullback. Rockne switched him to a last three years. But while Dooley and An­ halfback when he tried out for the varsity derson are through. Brown and Degree will this fall, and eventually made a linesman out be further available. Eddie Degree is the of him. Tom's big frame will look well in punting guard, brother of another Notre the €rold and Blue lineiip a year from now. Dame punting guard, Cy Degree, from whom All season, the center of our line was im­ we expect great things next fall. An in­ pervious, for the reason that Hunk Ander­ jured knee prevented Eddie from performing son, Ojay Larson, Harry Mehre, Jim Dooley, to the best of his ability last fall, but this Eddie DeGree and Harvey Brown perforn.ed year he was in tip-top shape, and played a in its immediate vicinity. Anderson and tip-top game. Brown is a young man of Dooley, our mighty guards, graduate next much promise, whom Coach Rockne claims spring. The former has long been a favor­ will develop into a second Morris Smith. He ite among the Cartier Field stands, and is light, weighing not more than 165 pounds, more than one critic picked him for All- but he has many qualities which are more American this fall. Jock Veiock said of valuable thJan weight,—speed, drive and him: "Anderson of Notre Dame may not fig^t. be the biggest guard who evier wore a mole­ We have always had great centers at Notre skin, but he ranks among the best. Shifty, Dame, but seldoni have we been supplied capable of assisting his tackle in opening.a with two so valuable as Harry Mehre and Ojay Larson. Harry is our former basket- IStie Nocre dame Schokwckr 181 ball captain, and he brings to the gridiron "What's, the matter, don't you think it's the same indomitable characteristics that worth it? Didn't you see its marble floors, made him such a wonder on the court. Harry the painting on the walls. Why it's a jml- is the best type of a roving center, plunging ace compared to the rest of these houses in himself into every play while on the defense. Denver. Did you see that door with "Sen­ He graduates in June. Ojay Larson has been ate Chamber" marked on it? That's the likened to "The Rock of Gibraltar" so fre­ breakfast room. The door which had "Gov­ quently that he will not mind our employing ernor" painted on its led into my room. The the simile. Ojay is a true rock at center— boys nicknamed me "governor" so to please opponents will tell you that he cannot be them I had it stenciled on my door. But moved. Using only one hand to pass the that will be your room. Why the dome on ball, he digs the other into the turf and noth­ the building alone is worth a fortune. But ing weaker than a stump puller could shake of course if you don't want to buy; it's all him. He has played two varsity seasons right with me. There is a crowd of people with Notre Dame, and Rockne's line will be who wish to buy the place—you saw th^n built around him next fall. Reagan will also looking it over today, didn't you? But I've come in valuably at center.. Playing with taken a liking to you and want you to have the varsity squad for the first time, Reagan it. What do you say?" distinguished himself whenever given a The miner took off his hat and scratched chance, and should develop into a remark­ his head. "Wal, I'll tell you, stranger. I able football player next year! want a nice place like that but I don't think I can chuck up the dust you want fer it." "But it is only two-thousand dollars." GOOFING GOOFERS. "But I hain't got that much aU ." "But you told me this afternoon that you HAROLD M'KEE. had a money belt full of gold nuggets. How The hour was past midnight and the "Blue much are they worth?" Goose," one of Denver's second rate cafes, "I calculated the mint would give me 'bout was about to close up for the night. Seated fifteen hundred dollars. The last bunch I opposite each other at one of the rear tables brought in ." were two men, at that hour the saloon's only "I'll teU you what I'll do. I'U sell that customers. One of them, whose accent and house for the gold in your belt. I'm losinfr manner characterized him as a New Yorker, money, I know, but I've taken a liking to was leaning across the table conversing in you, is it a go?" The Easterner grasped the low tones with the man opposite him, a per­ miner's arm, "Is it a go?" son whose drawl marked him as a Westerner "Wal, I reckon I might as well -." and whose dress was that of a miner. "Fine, that's the ," fairly cried the "Do you want it or not?" cried the New New Yorker. "Now give me-that belt and Yorker, banging his fist on the table. the house is yours. Boy, I hate to part with "Wal—I wanta buy a house, but I don't it but ." keer fer such a big place," drawled" the "Kin I move in tomorrow?" miner. "You may take iK)ssession this evening, if "But isn't it just the place you were look­ you wish. Give me the nuggets and 111 fix ing for? Didn't you say that you wanted tc it all up for you." bring your daughter out of the mountains The miner took his money belt from and give her a city education, put her into around his waist and laid it upon the table. society? Now what better place would you "Stranger," he said, "this is all I have in the want? Why man, with that house you could world. I want thait house and I want it to­ throw a party for the whole town. Your morrow. And I want to go back to the hills daughter would be the belle of Denver in no and bring the gal in to show her over the time——." new diggings. But I won't have the jack "But I don't think I can afford it," cut in if I give this to you. Say, pard/would it be the Westerner. too much nerve if I asked you fer a loan of 182 'Sfte Noure (bame S'cholascic

'bout a hundred bucks? I'll pay you back two thousand bucks last week in Frisco play­ when I come in tomorrow night because I. ing the part of a goof. Say give m.e 'nuther kin borrow it from one of the boys up in one of them yaller drinks, willya?" the hills." "But I haven't a hundred dollars with BALLADE OF WEST AND EAST. me." JI. KIP LING. "But I've got to have jack to git home on. In the art of pigskin playing, there surely is no Wal I guess we don't make the trade to­ saying night," drawled the miner picking up the What the afternoon will bring when the whistle's belt. "I'll take it over to the mint in the had its fling. morning and have it gi'ound out into cash There are men of mighty muscle who enjoy a gentle and then I'll look you up and '." tussle; "Say, will fifty dollars be enough?" There are men superb and brainy who do best when "I reckon fifty will just 'bout cover every­ it is rainy; thing, but ." But when Johnny passed to Kiley, most assuredly "Well, here's your fifty," almost shouted no wily the New Yorker as he shoved a handful of Enemy was there. bills into the miner's hand. "Now I'll take Oh, East was least and West was best the belt and house is yours. By jove," he ex­ Whenever the twain did meet; claimed, nervously jerking out his watch, "I And Notre Dame was a ghostly guest almost forgot. I have an appointment at a Whose middle name was beat. wake for one o'clock. Must be going." And he placed the miner's money belt in his pock­ If the art of playing tackle is to make medullas et and started to get up from his chair. crackle; "Won't you have another drink before you If the way to pass the ball is to throw it from a leave, pardner?" wall; "No thanks, I'm late now. Will drop If the guai-ds and ends must hurry 'mid the signals' around and see you in your new home to­ speedy flurry— morrow night. Good night." And the New Then the Andersons and Shaw, and old Larson Yorker arose from the table and walked hur­ (bless his paw) riedly from the cafe. Ed Degi'ee and Jimmie Dooley, Avith old Hector so "Say, pard," the miner striding over to the unruly, bar inquired of the bartender, "Who: was Did the trick. that guy, do you know?" | Oh, East was least and West was best "Don't think I know him. Why?" Whenever a game was played; "Well I just got a bargain from him. Just And Notre Dame was a ghostly guest bought the big house up the street f er a belt Whose middle name was "Wade." full of gold. Purty lucky, I'd say." "Which building do you mean?" The bar­ If your scheme at playing quarter is to make the tender stopped drying glasses and looked up distance shorter with surprise. From the goal-post's grim position; if a fullback's "The big place with the dome on it, and weighty mission that ain't all, he gave me fifty bucks to git Is to shred a line to tatters while all etiquette he home on and ." • shatters / "But you—^you—^that's the state's capitol." If a drcp-kick is no sin, then nine rahs for Hurdler "Yeah, I know it," grinned the miner. Wynne, "But you gave him a belt full of dust." Castner, Coughlin and Chet Grant, Thomas and the "But he gave me fifty bucks." elephant, "But for all that good gold. Just Lieber Lieb. think ." Oh East was least and West was best "Who said it was good gold? Twasn't Whenever the whistle rang; nuthin else but bout ten cents worth of sul­ And Notre Dame was a ghostly guest phite iron, looks like gold but it aint. Made Whose middle name was "Bang." 7Sfi& Hocre (SkimeScholciscie 183

There is a saying While at a play the other night a couple sitting That hard times at my right were very wrapped up in the play, and Make money scfircc at its close I heard her say, "Dear, why do all the But to those people cry? That actor didn't really die. It's only Who know in the picture play. We'll see him act some other It is very evident day." That what makes money "They know he isn't really dead. That's why So scarce is they weep," her partner said. Good times. *** *** "When I composed that piece of music I couldn't I know a young fellow named Babbit. get ten dollars for it and now five thousand wouldn't He likes sausage better than rabbit buy it." And he sai-l cnce to nic, "Yes? I think I'm one of the five thousand." "Eating sausage you see, *** Can really be called my wurst habit." "Were you ever pinched for speeding?" the coy *** maiden asked. "You look awfully blue old man. Have you any "Not pinched," said he, "but I've been slapped for deep seated lioiib.'e?" going too fast." "Yes, my wife in a chair on this Pullman." *** *** Oleomargarine is what I call my girl, my little strutter. Fresh:—See here, Prof. I don't think it's right The reason for the name is this: I haven't any of you to give me zero in this exam. but her. Prof:—I'm soriy young man, but we are not al- *** lo\Ked to give a ininjs this year. Bud:—Psychology teaches that a color that is *** greatly saturated has very little brightness quality. Holy Smoke is imblishing the first real laugh this Weiser:—That holds true of other things besides page has seen: colors. "Ha! Ha!" *** *** PAGE JONAH. A fellow named Pill from North Umber Once upon a time Would rather smoke "dope sticks" than slumber. There was a school I said, "How many, pray, fl3ring fish Do you smoke in a day?" Ljnd they were nearing He said, "Any old given number." iree huge *** inhales. md three huge whales . FASHION SUGGESTIONS. let them Short skirts of good material are not in style, k|nd said, "Hello." but where? Belts are being worn around the equatorial re­ Soph:—^You want to keep your eyes open around gion. here next week. Cellar steps will be worn this winter. Fresh:—^Why so? *** Soph:—Because you'd look like a d fool if Sponge:—^Are you going to the dance tonight? you went around with them closed. Spear:—^I don't see how I can. My roommate's *** hasn't come yet. Heard at the gaine: A fair one forgot herself in the excitement and cried out: "Hold him Hector. I *** know you can." He's only a Freshman—^won't study this year. *** But still you will see he wears glasses a lot. Have you heard this? An advertisement in a The reason he frames his eyes with rpecs, I hear. Ohio paper reads: "For a Good Sound Investment Is 'cause they're located in such a weak spot. Buy a Ford. KOLARS. 184 '^e Nocre 6ame Seholasrie

NOT LONG AGO WHERE SUNLIGHT DWELLS. Not long ago a-doHar bill M, J. L. Would buy a gallon fropi the g'rill, And everyone Svho had a thirst Already the sun had disappeared below- Would try to see the waiter iirst; the horizon, leaving behind it q sky heaped. . Aiid every Tom, and Dick, 'and Will with crimson banks of cumili, and violet in­ Would drop his money in the till, ner shades of night. Then everyone would drink his fill; But these conditions were reversed The lake in the foreground had lost the Not long ago. color of its sedgy green water, and was for Today you have the added tlu-ill the nonce a mirror, in which the kaleido­ Of taking chances vdth a still, scopic sky pictured its passing grandeur. For Uncle Sammy did his worst; Gradually a mauve mist rose over the wood­ The Prohibition clause was nursed And made our drinking chances /'nil" lands, and the last glad glint of day was Not long ago. qiienched. \y. c. From the convent, a mass of white st6ne that ate into the sombre walnut shade, there came across the lake the glad voices of the BY THE NUMBERS—A SELECTION. sisters in their recreation room. The sunlight HALTEE VAMP. of their day had been shed upon others, and now the twilight of rest was upon them. Boys, this has been a wonderful season And we hate to do it, but In the belfry the rhythmic clangor of the We've got to keep up our standing. clock had just struck the hour for prayer. As the Colossus said to Rhodes At its call, the glad chorus of pure hearts And he had two legs ceased, only to hear again in the tranquil While we accents of the Master's voice, "Come to me Haven't a one to rely on all you that labor and are burdened and I But in picking the best men from the old U. S. will refresh you." You'll have to give us The corridors full of shadow soon echoed Credit. to their footsteps, and the chapel became For center, Conductor of Northwestern, filled with devout dark shades of earth, Because he hasn't missed a pass. whose souls were filled with light. The two guards are Yards of Chicago and Grannit of Vermont; With a soft and tender cadence, the organ They'd stop anjijhing. began the inspiring notes of the Salva One Regina. The holy place was filled with a Of the tackle positions goes to Peach of Georgia, I>salmody that netted a web of association The other to Belle of Mississippi; they are \\ith the angels and raised every soul above The prettiest we've seen. xi.e moon-washed fields of earth, beyond the Since ends should play opposite, gateway of the stars, unto the bosom of God, Our choice is Pauw of Depauw the Everlasting Sun—^the Source of Light And Mah of Omaha, and we Perpetual. Willnot say which hits harder. The most reliable quarterback of the season Is to be found in Store of Boston— POETRY. Lots of snap and ginger. There is no halfback in the country like Alone I sat beside the whispering brook, Duck of Drake—a better half Holding communion Avith the sky and wood,' Than Reading soft words from gentle Nature's book, Happy and free, in peaceful solitude. Mormann of Utah . *** Who, however, can cover a larger field. Little frozen rain drops floating in the air. As a fullback, we select Floating iiither, thither—^wither?—everywhere; Shower of Rice, annoying to encounter, Dropping on the bushes, falling on the trees,- Pretty tocwatch; ', Don't know .where they're golng^-drifting in the He- certainly comes down breeze. HOLLAND. .- :Like-shot.. .,~. . ;. Isde Noure dame Schdoscic 185

When the representatives of the various the source of which is pride. But the only nations met in Washington about a month principle upon which the nations can ever ago to discuss plans for disarmament, ^the establish universal disarmament is the prin­ peoples of those ciple of love and generosity. To disarm the DISARMING THE DISARM- nations looked nations of the world, then, each natitm must AMENT CONFERENCE. forward with disarm iis own representatives and eiripower eagerness and them to act for the benefit of m;u;kind. The hope to a happy termination of the confer­ nations are gathered in a friendly meeting ence. The thought that perhaps the to solve one of the most momentous prob­ world would bar and seal forever the lems of history. They are testi.ig the sin­ doors of the Temple of Janus was cerity of their friendship and good-will; for Utopian, indeed; and yet, if the men sacrifice, among nations as well as among gathered in Washington represented na­ men, is the ultimate criterion of friendship.. tions that were sincerely intent upon world­ R. M. MURCH. wide disarmament, the conference w^ould be a thorough success. During the past few The author of the editorial which made so weeks, however, gi'ave doubts have arisen much smoke last week is to be congratulated regarding the outcome of the meetiiig, and on having aired the attitude of a certain fev­ the peoples of all nations are wondering why erishly romantic part of clriinite conclusions have not been reached. ST. MARY'S AND . our student body. Like all But this state of affairs is not at all sur­ RELATIONSHIP, of his kind, the writer is prising. When the delegates entered the con­ vague, unreasoning and ference on November the eleventh, e ch na­ inaccurate. In the first place it is stupid tional representative was armed with re­ to affirm that the authorities "permiT' Notre strictions and limitations that have greatly Dame men to do the things he alleges, and hampered proceedings. "Thus far and no that Notre Dame men actually do them with­ farther" was in nearly every instance the out permission. Some half-dozen "'•uco.se avowed policy; and until all limitations are coated individuals who have atta^'hed them­ swept aside and the representatives are selves to our roster may be guilty of pro­ given full power, nothing-definite and sub­ miscuous flirtation; but good society in South stantial can be accomplished. The root of Bend and decent men here have lean sod to the evil lies in the principle upon which these know each other wdl during the last few restrictions are based. .Obviously, a nation years. They stand ready to scorn any insin­ places limitations only for selfish purposes. uation made against either. Next, it is true 186 '^e Nocre 5ame Schdascic that Saint Mary's position towards us is not Business of today requires the best of "edu­ everything that it ideally might be, but sure­ cation, statesmanship and diplomacy. A man ly it is a peculiar argument to put to "the of mediocre talents can not conceive an en­ winsome daughters of Eve" that to save us terprise of such magnitude as the Pennsyl­ f j-om riff-raff they ought to ask us over! Per­ vania Railway system or the General Elec­ sonally, some slight familiarity ^^ath young tric Co. Only an exceptional man can dream ladies urges us to adopt the opinion that of such an organization, only a trained man they will be much better and moj-e interest­ can create it. ing people for having spent some time in an The genius of Americans for business de­ environment conducive to the formation of velopment is acknowledged every^vhere. No stable habits and inner life. Constant dress­ other nation surpasses the United States in ing up for Johnny is not education nor is it the technique of commerce. But a social or­ ultimately to Johnny's advantage. Tl.icse who ganization is good or bad in proportion to are inclined to let their emotions run riot its beneficial or evil effect upon citizenship with fanciful statements should remember or human welafre. Does the modern indus­ that after all conunon-sense has its place trial system build up the quality of citizen­ even in modern life. But—it is good' that ship? Does it create conditions that are con­ this matter has been aired. ducive to good among the large body of wage A SENIOR. earners? Is business made an end in itself or is it a means of development for those The American college graduate shows a who indulge in it? marked tendency toward commerce in his In working out such problems the Ameri­ choice of a vocation. Recent data reveal the can college graduate has an opportunity to fact that business assinii- show the worth of his education. The col­ COLLEGEMENIN lates twice as many col- lege has given the men the perspective of BusiNESS. lege men as medicine, law, history. That insight gives to them knowl­ the ministry and other edge of the causes that have led to revolu­ professions. tions. The man without perspective who has Such a situation may seem discouraging risen from the ranks, is more likely to be from the point of view of the professions, narrow in his views and harsh in his meth­ but how does it look from the vantage point ods toward social conditions that affect in­ of business? It is the mark of a new era dustry. He hasn't a sound philosophy or a in commerce. It is a change that leaves be­ background of world economics to guide his hind the selfish, underhand methods of bar­ reasoning. We rightly expect better think­ ter, the double standard of business ethics; ing from educated minds than from those before it spreads the way to the science of not educated. Proper training will enable business, the art of commerce and perhaps the individual to establish a satisfactory to a condition that will be business for busi­ ratio between the material, spiritual and ness' sake in the sense that we have art for human in business. art's sake. J. HIGGINS. When the scope of the commercial enter­ prise was smaller the demand for well CORRESPONDENCE. trained men was not so insistent as it is at present. Just as local politics have expanded EDITOR NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC, and become international in its attitude, so Notre Dame, Ind. commerce has become international rather My Dear Sir: A writer, who is personally un- than provincial. Modern business incorpor­ kno^vn to me contributes an editorial entitled "A Closer Relationship Between 'Notre Dame and St. ates within itself every science and utilizes Mary's," which is indiscreet and impertinent. Poli­ every art. The provincial mind will not fit cies, the wisdom of which some seventy-five years the universal scope of trade, so the demand experience has fortified, should not be left to the for trained minds has increased and is sup­ close-your-eyes, hit-or-miss vagaries of. student plied to some extent by the absorption of thinking. It may be the pu-p^se of the Notre Dame SCHOLASTIC to train up journalists. But, pray, let college men. them try out on some dummy themes first, where 'Sfie Noure ^me Schdascic 187

they will not do themselves any harm, and where cal of the home state; it was conducted with one does not care what happens to the themes. Quaker solemnity and the refreshments were There seems to be a notion some w^here, that Dutch. Toward the end of the meeting the Notre Dame students needs human guardian angels to secure them girls and dances; that they must President heeded the prophecies that the so­ have plenty of dances and that girls must leap out cial activities of the year would oe numerous of place, or be evoked out of space, to afford them and important and appointed L. Lovett evenings of entertainment on waxed floors. chaiiTnan of the arrangements committee, Suppose we look ahead to our report-cards, keep and J. Huether chairman of the committee an eye on the year in'which we hope to graduate, think of the money "papa" and "mamma" are spend­ on entertainments. ing on our board, tuition, clothes and shoes, and *** then, as Lincoln would say—"highly resolve." Sup­ William E. Voor, Paducah, Ky., is the lat­ pose we do these things, and quit trying to run the est addition to the freshman class in Journal­ world. ism. He was graduated from St. Mary's The author is evidently a young man. One sug­ gests that he try out his editorial writing on "Low­ Academy, Paducah, where he had been ering the High Cost of Li\'ing," "What the War editor-in-chief of the Academy Year-Book, Has Done to the World," or "Stray Thoughts." He and then worked in the advertising depart­ will not do any harm to any body or to himself. ment of the Paducah Swi. This is Irvin I,et the Sisters run St. Mary's and "the cream of the earth." When we are young we think young Cobb's old newspaper, and is also where the thoughts. When we are old, we may not be wise, late Sinnott Meyers worked. but we are apt to be cautious. AMOS. Beginning Thursday evening, December 1, preliminaiy tryouts for the varsity debating team were held in the Libraiy. These try- OURSELVES. outs, which were in charge of Father Bolger, Those students who wish'to enter the K. of C. S, C, director of debating, continued un­ C. Historical Contest will have the opportun­ til all of the fifty entrants had appeared. ity of benefitting from a series of lectures on The fifteen aspirants who survived the tests American history to be g'iven in room 204 of will meet in the semi-finals in January. Chemistry Hall at 8:10 on Tuesdays, Thurs­ • :•: :!= days and Saturdays. The lectures are to be Rev. William A. Bolger, C. S. C. spoke be­ given in connection with History 10, but any­ fore the general assembly of the Mishawaka one may attend them without registering for Woman's Club last Saturday afternoon on that class. the subject of "Industrial Reconstruction, a *** Constructive Alternative to Socialism." The University Library issues a solemn *** mandate to all concerned that books loc^ncd In order to set at rest reports that the an­ from its shelves must, without exception, be nual Christmas vacation would begin this returned on or before the 15th of this, the year on December 17, the Students Activity month of December, MCMXXL Coinmittee has officially announced that the holiday respite will begin at noon on Wednes­ At the meeting of the Knights of Colum­ day, December 21. All classes will be over bus on Thursday evening of last week. Grand before ten a. m: on that day to enable stu­ Knight Slaggert instructed the candidates dents to board the east and west bound soon to be initiated into the local council, and trains at that hour. The vacation will end Father Lahey conducted the members, pres­ at noon on Thursday, Januaiy 5. ent and future, "Behind the Scenes in Ad­ vertising." The Mechanical Engineers convened in Kable's campus banquet hall for the third Last Monday evening thirty-three Penn- meeting of the year on Wednesday evening, sylvanians listened to President William November 30. . After the regular business "Asia" Miner describe the special Pullman session, the members of the club fought for which the Club has chartered for the holiday places around a table that was burdened trip home. The meeting was distinctly typi­ with stacks of sandwiches, heaps of dough- 188 '^e Nocre 5aine Sieholascicr nuts and mugs of cider. When the clamor C. S. C, presided. Plans for furthering in­ had ceased. Professor Benitz inspired those terest in the society by carrying on organi­ present with a speech on their vocation; then zation in the halls were discussed by several Rowland and' Hassmer, playing the xylo­ of the more enthusiastic members, and phone and piano respectively, imparted new Fathers Walsh, P. S. Gallagher, and Lahey, thrills. McEnirj'-, the campus' favorite en­ and A. Castellini spoke about matters per­ tertainer, dispensed a few of his songs. It taining to the council. AKNDT. was announced that at the next meeting, which- will be held on December 15, papers of importance to eveiy M. E. will be read by MEN YOU REMEMBER. members of the Club. A future student of the Gold and Blue came into the world on November first, the Professor John P. Tiernan, of the Hoynes son of Mr. and Mrs. Raymond C. Mueller College of Law, has issued through Callag- ('13, '14, '15) of Washington, D. C. han and Company, of Chicago, a very com­ mendable text on "The Conflict of Laws." In mentioning the address of Mr. Hugh Those competent to speak claim for the book A. O'Donnell, '94 of the New York Times, unusual merit. It has been put on sale at before the New York City Circulation Man­ the book-store. agers' Convention, the SCHOLASTIC erron­ eously substituted the name "O'Neill" for John R. Flynn, the local song writer and Mr. O'Donnell's in its November 5 edition. athlete, has announced that his latest song, "The Angels Will Envy Your Smile, Mother On Wednesday, November sixteenth were Mine," is ready for distribution. The music married Jesse J. Ilerr, Notre Dame alumnus, was composed by George Graff. and Miss Marie Irene Eddy, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. J. E. Eddy of Fairbury, Illinois. Last Monday evening the dynamos of the American Institute of Electrical Engineers Edward B. Doyle, Ph. B. in Journalism '21 began whirring when its Notre Dame repre­ and editor of the '21 Dome is on the editorial sentatives gathered in their favorite class­ staff of a Milwaukee Catholic daily. room. Mr. Stuck read a paper on "Elec­ trolysis," and President Fitzgerald flashed William Neary, Ph. B. in Commerce, '21 some thoughts on "Lightning Arresters" into has changed his allegiance to City the minds of his subjects. Then the thirty v/here he is employed by the United States men who were present indulged themselves Steel Corporation. in the pleasure derived from Kable's cake and pie a la mode. Word has been received of the safe re­ * * * covery of Joseph Tillman M. E. '21, who was When the members of the Moreau Semin­ injured in a serious automobile accident re­ ary Bengal Mission Society gathered around cently at Toledo. Jim Hogan's Oliver on Saturday, December 3, a very learned discussion of the mission­ The recent meeting of the Notre Dame ary methods of St. Francis Xavier ensued. Club of Los Angeles was taken up almost ex­ Thomas Brennan, Frank O'Hara and Leo clusively with considerations of the coming Ward, all members of the Holy Cross Con­ Notre Dame-Centre game. Extensive plans gregation, spent more than an hour explain­ are being laid for the entertainment of the ing the subject and debating certain of its team' on its western trip. The program in­ phases. cludes a tour of Movieland: Culver City, Universal City, Hollywood, and special stress The American Association, for the Recog­ is laid on the holiday which Mack Bennett nition of the Irish Republic held an import­ has promised to declare in honor of the visit­ ant meeting Monday evening in the South ing stars of footballdom. room of the Library. Rev. T. Crumley, SHEA. 'Sfie Nocre 6dine ^hoiasde l£i9 warn him that a repetition will endanger OFF-CAMPUS DISCIPLINE. his position as a student. This warning At a meeting at St. Joseph's Hall, South would be served personally by a committee of Bend, Friday evening, Dec. 2, a representa­ three, all members of the governing board. tive group of Off-Campus students decided to Decisions regarding offenses and punish­ recommend to the entire group of students ment upon second offenses will be vested in living downtown a system of discipline which a special committee of five men. This com­ the faculty of the University has approved. mittee will act as a trial board. The right Under the plan embodied, administration of of appeal over the decision of this board discipline in South Bend so far as it con­ will be within the power of the student, per­ cerns serious offenses, will reside in tha mission being given to appeal either to the hands of a committee of twenty-five students, Prefect of Discipline or the President. The elected by the men who reside there. Faculty faculty, it may be said, will still reserve the regulation, except in a limited sense, will dis­ right to enforce the rules when violations appear in these cases. come to their attention. The group which gathered to discuss the The importance of the possible adoption of proposed change was composed almost en­ the system lies in the fact that its success tirely of upperclassmen, picked by Father will mean a furtherance of student coopera­ F. M. Gassensmith, C. S. C, director of Off- tion in the observance of the rules of dis­ Campus students. They represented the cipline. Whether there is any change, of more mature opinion of that part of the course, will depend upon the attitude which student body residing in the city. The entire the students assume toward the system, oncf question of discipline, especially in its re­ it is in operation. lation to Off-Campus affairs, was thoroughly In order that both Campus as well as Off- discussed. Although almost all were opposed Campus students may become acquainted to the plan as they had heard it discussed with the plan, the foIlo%ying tentative con­ before the meeting, opinions changed as the stitution, proposed for the organization meeting progressed. When the vote was downtown, is appended. The constitution taken on the question of recommending the contains many of the points essential to an system to the five hundred men in South understanding of the plan. Bend only two were against the proposal. OFF-CAMPUS STUDENTS' GOVERNMENT This fact is significant. BOARD CONSTITUTION. If, upon voting on the proposition, the Off- ARTICLE ONE. Campus students accept the plan, the sys­ This organization shall be known as the "Oflf- tem will be given, even then, nothing more Campns Students' Governing Board." or less than a try-out. If it works success­ ARTICLE TWO. fully, it will be continued. If it fails, the It will be made up of a committee of twenty-five entire plan will be abandoned in favor of Oil-campus students. The members of this commit­ the present system. If it is a success, how­ tee will .be elected by the students residing in the ever, there is a possibility that it will be ap­ city from a picked group of from seventy-five to one plied in campus discipline also. hundred men. In its essence, the plan means that the ad­ ARTICLE THREE. ministration of discipline in serious offenses The end of the organization will be the better­ will be placed in the hands of the men, ment of conditions in the city insofar as students headed by a committee of twenty-five elected are concerned. students. These twenty-five men will con­ ARTICLE FOUR. stitute a students governing board. They Their jurisdiction wiU cover cases against the rules which endanger students and the good name of will act in all cases of infractions of the the University; such as, cases of immorality, use of rules which endanger the students and the intoxicants, and general cases of misbeheavior in good name of the University. The offenses the city that would reflect on the good name.of the which they will be most concerned with are school. intoxication and immorality. When a stu­ ARTICLE FIVE. dent commits a serious offense, they will They will be empowered to warn a student in case 190 W& Nocre (bcane Schdascic

of violation of the above mentioned serious points of rule. pLACKSTONg In case of no correction in the observance of these serious points of rule, they will invite him, ^THEATRE after written notice, trial, and decision, to discon­ tinue his residence at Notre Dame under penalty of having his case brought to the attention of the Commencing Sunday, Dec. 11, for President of the Uni\'ersity. Three Days ARTICLE SIX There will be a special committee of five men who WESLEY BARRY will act as a trial board to pass upon said offenses — in — and make decision. ARTICLE SEVEN. "BOB HAMPTON OF PLACER" A committee of three will be appointed by the Ride Back to the Frontier Days. president to serve first notice and in case of a repe- tion of the offense, to serve a notice to appear at a stated time before the trial board. Coming Wednesday, Dec. 14, for Four ARTICLE EIGHT. Days The Faculty will enforce the rules as at present when violations come to their attention.

GLORIA SWANSON ARTICLE NINE. — in — The student judged guilty may always appeal to the Director of Oft'-Can:pus Students, to the Prefect "THE GREAT MOMENT" of Discipline, or to the President. The Sensation of the Day in the Motion ARTICLE TEN. Picture World. Power will be reserved to the governing body of this organization to alter, repeal, or amend the con­ stitution on the recommendation of the President of the Board or of the President of the University, such action always to be ratified by the Faculty. MOLZ HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD BANGS AND BRILLIANTINE. How times do change! 3 QUEENS? Begin by using your imagination, grant­ ing that you have one. Imagine that you are Particularly if the three are the following: in the gym. You see all around you pictures of football, baseball—all kinds of ball teams ELAINE HAMMERSTEIN which upheld the honor of Nostra Domina ivho is to b« shown in during the period of time between the organ­ "The Way of a Maid" ization of the Glee Club and the date on which the news of the start of the Russo-Jap DORIS MAY war electrified the world. (Some say it was Coming in Edison and Marconi, but we favor the war "The Foolish Age." idea. It's more romantic.) What is the first thing you notice about MAY McAVOY the boys who beat the Mishawaka soccer Star in team 106-3 in one of the hardest fought "Everything for Sale." games in history up to that time—whenever it was? Isn't there something queer about the Western champs of '84 or '62 or '97? LA SALLE Sure there is, and it's their hair that makes them look that way. '^e Hocre fitome Scholagcic? 191

How times do change! Many a blushing damsel in South Bend (They used to blush in those days!) suffered SWANK'S BACK from sleeplessness because of those beauti­ • • •- — •,., I • I I ^^^^1^ ^^fa—^^^^^—,^^1^ ful bangs, once the treasured property of Eddie So-and-so, Ph. B. '93! ...ON THE CAMPUS... How times do change! Now Edward So-and-so, LL.B., about '25, Regular TWO DAY Cleaning, Pressing comes to Notre Dame, sees his dad's picture, and Repairing Service Restored. laughs himself weak, and, when he sleeps that night in his apartments in Badin has a nigntmare in which hairy monsters play an One Day Service important part. But 25 Cents Extra Times certainly do change! Providing that he wasn't killed in the night, Eddie rises the next morning as us­ Clothes Called for and Delivered to Room ual. What is the first thing that he coes? Why he rushes to the mirror and combs his by beautiful hair. And what a sight does he E. W. MURPHY see in that mirror! Oh, gills, beauty ninty- 307 Corby nine and foity-four one-hundreds per cent pure^ It rises, in rippling waves, an inch and a half above his eye-brows, and moves straight back, some to the right and the rest SWANK'S MASTER CLEANERS to the left. It proceeds back over his me­ 228 N. Michigan St. dulla oblongata, and finally disappears into . the crevice between his neck and the latest model Arrow. But How times do change!!! OLIVER THEATRE Palace Theatre Corp. Lessees Nature alone cannot perfoiTn such a stu­ pendous feat of balancing as to keep each STARTING. SUNDAY FOR THREE DAYS and every hair in its proper and appointed ii position, on Edward's cranium. Therefore, THE STORM" certain mechanical, not to say un-natural NOT A MOTION PICTURE. agents are here brought into play. These A Romance of the Big Woods. are m.any and varied, the only property they SEATS NOW—50c TO $2.00. must possess is extrezie viscidity. Out of the great number which he has tried Edward Coming-PAVLOWA-Thursday, Dec. 16 has finally settled upon Nujol, scented with vanilla, as best suited to his peculiar needs. The gentleman in the room to his left is busy applying a coat of Valspar, mahogany HAIR DRY? DANDRUFF? brown. He prefers this to Shinola or HAIR FALLING? USE Swift's Pride for the reason that it stands the water test, ha\ang proved this to his own ORDEO satisfaction at the Indianapolis game, when, you remember, the band cheered for and KOKOL OIL old Notre Dame many, many times. And They have no supetior. Let us send a bottle how Pluvius did pluve! home for you. On the other hand, which is the right in THE CAMPUS BARBER SHOP this case, there resices a young man wild, HOURS S:M A. M. TO fi:M P. M. come what may, simply must have his 192 '^e Hocre (bameSdidiasxnc Polarine. , How times do change! We could end this thing by pointing a moral but we'll just say: "Times certainly have changed!" EUGENE F. NOON '24.

THOUGHTS. THE attractiveness of egotism depends en­ tirely upon the egotist.

EVERY man's road in life is dotted by the tombstones of his personal likings.

ALL INTER HALL FOOTBALL ELEVEN, 1921. Position. Player. Hall. Now showing patent, also dull of this type—a full Left End Blum Brownson dress or dancing —price $9.00. Left Tackle Oberst Brownson Left Guard Weavel Brownson KLINGEL'S Center Riley Brownson ACROSS FROM OLIVER HOTEL Right Guard Holmberg Sorin Right Tackle Flinn Corby Right End Drennan Corby Quarter Back Whalen Walsh Right Half Burns Brownson Left Half Prokop Sorin 9lliE^ - 9R„effct Full Back Bariy Corby 366 OLIVER THEATRE BLDG. . McKeown Brownson SOUTH BEND, INDIANA Wilcox Sorin Gorman Carroll The 1921 season is now history in Notre Dame Inter Hall football circles. The whole Wt sifioto atttacttbe bartattons schedule was the most successful of recent of tiie prebatltng tttmts, years and the hard fought battles all along in ias'^wni. the line during the fall spoke well for the class of football played. Brownson's .slash­ ing eleven—^a team which many a minor col­ lege might envy—^rests firmly on the top of the heap in its rightful place, for there are none so rabid that they will dispute the hon­ ors won by Brother Allan's team. And now, with the season of mythical "All" teams up­ on us, the fates have so decreed that there shall be a 1921 All Inter Hall Team—a sort of touch to such a good season, and, incidentally "argument fodder" for an inter­ IMPORTED AND DOMESTIC SHIRTS. ested Campus. NECKWEAR. HALF-HOSE. The All Star team, which was picked by the coaches of the Inter Hall teams, and Vtie Noupe Same Scholastic A^CepcisemenCS

which is intended to be an aggregate of the nien who have displayed the best and most consisteiit playing all season in the different WALK = OVER positions is, on paper at least, a veiy strong combination. At all times keep in mind that in the course of human events, football coaches have made errors, and if your favorite's name is not on the list it is merely one of those accidents. The two end positions are taken care of by Blum of Brownson and Drenan of Corby. Both men are excellent on both offense and defense and showed well every game. "Spike".Flinn at right tackle and "Kain- yet* tuclcy" Oberst at left form a redoubtable pair of line men who appear to be in the pick For Men of Good Taste. of the circuit. They are both heavy, ag­ In Black Calf $10.00 gressive men and while the gigantic Oberst donned the mole skins but once he accom­ CL.OU3E'S plished more in that one game than most of the other tackles did all season. "Big" Bruce Holmberg, Sorin's star line­ BOOT SHOP V-" man, and "Buck" Weavel of Brownson were //jr JIIXMICMIGJMST. the ultimate choice of the coaches for the guard jobs. These two boys combine plenty 01 beef with lots of effective aggressiveness. Tom Riley, Brownson's hard hitting cen­ ter is the best pivot man in Inter Hall foot­ ball and is found at that position on the mythical eleven. The selection of the backfields was less a / Chinese puzzle than the task of picking line­ men, and in forming an All Star backfield there was much more unanimity. For instance no one thought of suggesting anyone but "Johnnie" WHialen, Wash Hall's mainstay, for the quarter back job. "John- nie" had everything this season and was one of the most popular players on the < ampus. In addition to that he outshone eve y other quarter back. Then again "Jimmy" Burns, Brownson's clever half back was the choice of most for riglit half. To this boy is due much of Brownson's success and no All Inter Hall €e! in one of our Wicking Overcoats. eleven would be complete without him. George Prokop, by his consistent work for Sorin easily cinches the other half and with ^^tHi^l^ Shop Burns, makes up a fine brace of halves. Barry of Corby, McKeown of Brownson 116 West Washington Ave. Managed by an ex-Notre Dame Man. and Wilcox of Sorin were tied for recogni- Zhe Noufc c)ame ScholastJic AiCepcisemenCs

tion as full back. It is a toss up between the three and each one having a different THE GATES SCHOOL style, we Isave it to the world at large to pick the best. FOR DANCING In addition to those mentioned there were Located in the business center of South Bend '.; ^veral other players whose names were con­ 120 East Wayne Street. Phone Lincoln 6491 sidered 'and v/hose work attracted favorable Has been established in the city of South attention. Among these are: Coffey of Bend for three years and has attained the Brownson; Jarxies, Byrne, Kelly and Fitz­ highest success in the Art of teaching dancing. gerald, of Co]'by; McNab and Hecker, of WE GUARANTEE TO TEACH YOU TO iiadin; Wood, Wrape, Gorman and LaMonte, DANCE of Carroll; DeGurse, of Walsh; Long, of Day Private lessons where all embarrassment of Dodgers. leai-ning is eliminated. Two large private GILCHRIST. studios, open daily 2 to 10 p. m. SPECIAL COURSE RATES WITHIN THE REACH OF EVERYONE. GO WEST, YOUNG MAN. When you have tried all others and failed, Some wise old philosopher burst forth with the try the GATES SYSTEM, better stiU, begin statement that "Absence makes the heart grow fond­ with GATES and have no more trouble or er," and some equally wise one said, "The proof of worry -about failure, or waste of time and the pudding is in the eating." Well, if our first visit money. to Marquette in eight years, and the treatment shown us, may be taken as a criterion, the old PROF. CHARLES C. GATES, Director "Philo's" were early risers. Mai'quette and Milwau­ MISS ESTHER MURRAY, Assistant kee vociferously welcomed "The Wonder Team." The Alumni, headed by Clarence Yockey, greeted us with open arms. Nothing was too good for the boys; they v/ere lodged in the Milwaukee Athletic Club, given all privileges, and though the Mayor was too busy to present them with the keys, proxy Yockey vouched for them. Edwin Murphy's The first form of diversion, after arriving was a trip about the city which was decked out in its best. "Eoge" and "Eddie" sav,-- their photographs "Young American best. "Soge" and "Eddie" say their photographs in every shop window. King Eock, also, shared some of this publicity. Next, the boys were box guests Selection at the Majestic, where they were treated to some fine vaudeville, betv-'een the cheers of the expectant Next Number of Scholastic Marquetters. Of course, after the show came bed. Football Review Everything v.'as set for the bi^ contest, the grand finale, when the weather man dished out a sort of inclement hash which almost spoiled the detail. He garnished it up with snow on Saturday but when the game was called there were fifteen thous­ and ravenous rooters in the stands craving for a sight of the boys. The field was a mess; shavings SCHOLASTICS had been applied but they soon became mixed with the slush, and after a few minutes of play the spec­ ''Small Western Team" tators had a difficult time distinguishing Garvey from Thomas. Marquette threw a scare into the handful of loyal Notre Dame rooters when they blocked one of Paul's endeavors, and carried it to the five yard line. The Order from Newsdealer Early. scare became the real thing when Taugher went over on the next play. The Marquette rooters went This is the Best Yet. 'wild, and Johnny Mohardt laughed. A few minutes later the fans saw the why of the laugh for Johnny, ,/

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tore off some odd fifty yards for our first score. The dependable Buck kicked goal. The boys lived up to form after the next kickoff. Thomas gave them a taste of the Mohardt to Kiley Can You Beat It? medicine, and Roge spoiled another perfectly goqc! homecoming. Buck made his thirty-seventh. After CLUB DINNER a few more skirmishes Johnny decided to make it safe and dashed off" fifty more. Chet Wjmne took it 50 CENTS over on the next play, and Buck made the last point. The rest of the game was but several kicks from From ii:oo A. M. to 8:oo P. M. Paul's good left toe, for the boys determined to SAMPLE MENU rest. The final was 21 to 7. Chauncey had a banquet "all set" for the boys Choice of Six Meats at the Hotel Wisconsin, and when they got there Potatoes, Vegetables they immediately put him in their category of the Ice Cream. Pie, Pudding world's greatest promoters, along with Danny Sul­ livan and Joe Byi-ne. Although Chauncey didn't Coffee, Milk. - have the material to work with that the easterners had he sure made use of what he did possess. HOT WAFFLES The banquet was a riot from Hector's memorable DAY AND NIGHT address to Rock's success in outpointing his good- looking proteges, and captivating one of the fair damsels in the group of perforaiers. Men who had never been known to speak became eloquent, WASHINGTON flowing orators. Hunk told us about the little con­ troversy he had with a few Marquette players, but Restaurant and Cafeteria assured us that it didn't amount to anything. Across from Court House Chauncey enticed the orchestra to play the Vic­ tory song and all the boys joined in. Then Dud Cafeteria Service Also. Pierson surprised us with his terpsichorean en­ deavor. He was not bad. Jim Dooley took u.s through Exeter, and praised all the coaches of any note, ending up with a huge bouquet for Eock. Rock was still blushing too much from his first flirtation to permit us to find out what he thought of Jim's The John Hale Hat Store speech. In the confusion Mr. Burke mistook Chet Wynne for the captain and Hunk for a halfback, but these slips were overlooked by the jolly eaters. Even Kane stopped eating, though, when Chauncey ush­ ered in a group of Debutantes who, though only ama­ teur performers, put their act over very credibly. The girls all fell for Buck and, , how­ ever, and the rest of the boys retreated. Chauncey then injected some real pep when he gave his little speech. It was a gem. Rock was afraid some of the boys would get convulsions so he motioned Chauncey to quit. • A dance in honor of the team was in line after the banquet. The boys were presented with an assortment of gifts from the merchants of to\vn and, extended a two weeks guest privilege at the Milwaukee Ath­ SNAPPY HATS AND CAPS letic Club. Chauncey saw the boys were all pro­ Haberdashery That Will Please You. vided for and vanished from the scene. Thus a great celebration ended. It is rumored that the boys enjoyed the trip equally as well as the one to "Noo Howard Schrop, Yawk." Ask them? Certainly the "pudding" was fine eating, and THE HATTER p.oved that there are fond, strong Notre Dame 127 Washington Ave. hearts in Milwaukee. Here'? hoping it will be an SOUTH BEND, INDIANA annual affair. C A. BA>T>ALL. the Noure Same S^cholasric A^OepCisemenCs

No. 126 CHANGE The First National By McGINNIS. In the McGill University Daily there appeared not long ago a lineup of a Rugby football game and Bank we note the following positions, middle, inside, out­ South Bend, Indiana side, flying-wings and spares. We suppose that (Oliver Hotel Building) spares means substitutes but our acquaintance with spares has been so limited that we are constrained Capital. $600,000 Surplus and Profit, $ 190.000 to make the seemingly funny remark that spares are veiy shifty on their "pins" and are always bowled over when they go do"\vn. A. L. HUBBARD. President. J. M. STUDEBAKER, JR-, Vice-Pres. *** C. L. ZIGLER, Cashier. JOLIET COURSE A,T COLORADO. C.J. WHITMER, Ass't. Cashier. Life is becoming strenuous for the luckless fresh­ ' J. W. BUZLEY, Ass'u. Cashier. men at the University of Colorado. Thirteen of the young-and-inexperienced v.'ere sentenced to make SAFETY DEPOSIT BOXES FOR RENT small rocks out of big rocks recently for offenses AT REASONABLE PRICES. varying from not' wearing the pool-table-cloth cap to walking on the grass and smolcing on the campus. The longest term was six hours and the shortest WE ISSUE FOREIGN EXCHANGE AT LOWEST two. Further infx-actions are to be dealt with in MARKET RATES AND LETTERS OF CREDIT • the same way until the stone is reduced to PAYABLE THROUGHOUT THE WORLD. gi'avel and then some other ground shall be found. TRY OUR TRAVELERS' CHEQUES. *** On perusing the paper from Kansas a little far­ ther we find that they have something of which they are proud, and justly so. That is the fact that 47 per cent of the student body are self-supporting YOU YOUNG MEN! and 63 per cent defray part of their expenses by working. The list of positions filled by students ELECTRIC IRONS includes barbers, stenographers, janitors, sales­ STUDENT LAMPS men, clerks, curators, bookkeepers, musicians, farm hands, paper carriers, waiters and stewards at ELECTRIC HEATERS boarding houses. Ten percent of the working- students are in the ranks of, skilled labor as car­ Electric Service Company penters, plumbers, electricians, etc. 115- n 7 W. Colfax. Back of City Hall THE UNFAIR CHARMERS. The college flapper at Northwestern is in a ter­ rible fix. She is no longer allowed to go to basket­ JOIN OUR CHRISTMAS ball games accompanied by members of the beard- wearing sex. As Mother Eve was blamed for the SAVINGS CLUB- fall of Adam, the large-eyed litle co-ed is now NOW OPEN. blamed for the fall of school spirit at the men's Twelve different, convenient plans for easy burlesque exhibitions. saving during 1922. Come in and let us ex­ plain how simple our plan is—^to save a little each week and then have ample funds for Christmas next year. Students of the University of Indiana find it very profitable to make the postman also be the laun- drjrman. In a recent estimate'$60,000 is the amount estimated to be saved by the employment of the well CITIZENS Tras"^^'t ^an d Savings known laundry box. This proves the statement that NEXT TO POST OFFICE the so-called laundi-y kings are . nonexistant. Mother reigns supreme. THE NOTRE

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Monday, the 19th—Bl Urban V, Pope. Saturday, the 24th.—Christmas Eve. Noses in books. Fast. Tuesday, the 20th—St. Liberatus, Mart3rr.. Sunday, the 25th.—Christmas. Examinations begin in the afternoon. Feast. Be sure to look at the schedule. . Wednesday, the 21st—St. Thomas, the Apostle. Exams for 8:00 and 9:00 classes. "God bless ye, merry gentlemen. Vacation on at 10:00 sharp. Oh, boy! May nothing you dismay; Thursday, the 22nd—St. Flavian, Martyr. For Jesus Christ our Saviour /• The deserted village. Was bom on Christmas Day." Sleep and eat—eat and sleep. Friday, the 23rd.—St. Victoria, Martyr. Nothing doing at N. D. 1S^& Hocre dame Schokisdc 199 ONE BRAND- ONE QUAUTy- One Size Package All our skill, facilities, and lifelong knowledge of the finest tobaccos are concentrated on this one cigarette— CAMEL. Into this ONE BRAND, we put the utmost quality. Nothing is too good for Camels. They are as good as it's possible to make a cigarette. Camel QUALITY is always maintained at the same high, exclusive standard. You can always depend on the same mellow-mild refreshing smoothness—the taste and rich flavor of choicest tobaccos—and entire freedom from cigaretty aftertaste. And remember this! Camels come in one size package only—^20 cigarettes—^just the right size to make the greatest saving in production and packing. This saving goes straight into Camel Quality. That's one reason why you can get Camel Quality at so moderate a price. Here's another. We put no useless frills on the Camel package. No "extra wrappers!" Nothing just for show! Such things do not improve the smoke any more than premiums or coupons. And their added cost must go onto the price or come out of the quality. One thing, and only one, is responsible for Camels great and growing popularity —that is CAMEL QUALITY.

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Consult J. A. MCGLE, Foot Expert, on ^Collars your Foot Troubles. UWtTCDS**«WT»IWICOH*IICO.*»AOia*«C»SOrUO*l«mOT%.T«0r.W.» MAX ADLER CO., South Bend, Indiana 202 'Sfie Hocre bame Schdasuc ary contests, will meet in the finals which OURSELVES. will be held in Washington Hall next Mon­ day evening. The winner, besides receiv­ The Veterans of Foreign Wars have en­ ing the Breen gold medal, will represent camped at Notre Dame. A local post has Notre Dame in the Indiana State Oratorical been organized with unusual success, speed Contest. and suavity by Louis J. Murphy and his aids. :•: * * At at very grave and reverend meeting held recently said Mr. Murphy, a graduate max­ The Mining Engineers Club held its reg­ ima cum laude of the Marines, was therefore ular meeting Friday evening. Prof. Knowles chosen Commander. He deserves the office Smith gave a talk on the objectionable feat­ for every conceivable reason, and we are sure ures of the bill, now before congress, revis­ that he will help heartily to make the V. F. ing the federal mining statutes. W. an organization of which old Notre Dame *** can be proud. Other officers are: Very Rev. Charles L. O'Donnell, C. S. C, Chaplain; Last Sunday afternoon the local council of Frank McDermptt, Senior Vice-Commander; the Knights of Columbus sent sixty-two can­ J. Ryan, Junior Vice-Commander; Robert didates through the second and third degree Riordan, Adjutant; Rev. Matthew Walsh, initiations in the Mishawaka council rooms. C. S. C, George N. Shuster and Paul Cast- Timothy Galvin,-a prominent Notre Dame ner. Trustees. The charter will be signed alumnus of Valparaiso, was captain of the soon, and on January 9th, the newly elected third degree team. All of the old timers officers will be solemnly installed. All veter­ . were certain that they had never witnessed a ans not yet connected with this outfit are re­ better initiation, and the candidates stated quested to report as soon as possible. If the atferward that "they could imagine nothing Soldiers' Memorial is to go up next June, which could surpass it. At seven o'clock you will want to have been on the job. There that evening more than two hundred is no K. P. in the V. F. W. and gas-masks received the new members at a banquet given are worn only when some journalistic mem­ in the Rotary Room of the Oliver Hotel. Rev. ber makes a speech (which is seldom and Paul Folk, Chaplain, delivered the invoca­ short). tion. Professor John P. Cooney, the Ken­ tucky humorist, performed the duties of toastmaster. Wlien he had successfully The pamphlet, "Frequent Communion for amused the audience with his Southern jokes., College Men," which contains the statements he called upon Timothy Galvin for remarks on frequent communion made in the relig­ Tim addressed the new members, told them ious survey last year, is. being sent to all of their duties as Knights, and explained schools that have a Catholic enrollment. Nine what is expected of them as Notre Dame thousand copies have already been mailed, men. After Rev. Edward Mungovah had and that many more are being printed. A discussed some "Sidelights," Charles M. few days ago one thousand were sent to Yale Niezer, a N. D. alumnus of Fort Wayne, de­ University. The circulation of these pam­ livered the address. He spoke of the work phlets among the Notre Dame students is that is being done by the Knights at the noteworthy; since the beginning of the school Gibault Home, and asked the N. D. Knights year more than two thousand have been dis­ to cooperate in the effort to make the Home tributed by means of the small rack at the successful. . Among the musical numbers on entrance to the basement chapel. the program were a vocal selection by Miss *** Florence Guthrie who was accompanied by The semi-finals in the competition for the Mrs, James Cover; overtures by the Big Five Breen medal were held Monday, December Orchestra; and songs by the University 12th. in the North Room of the Library. Quartet. Alfred N. Slaggert, James F. Mur- Four men, W. Miller, Raymond Manus Gal­ taugh, Henry F. Bamhart, Edward Ander­ lagher, Leo Ward, C. S. C, and James son and Vincent Fagan comprised the com­ Hogan, C. S. C, who survived the prelimin­ mittee in charge. ARNDT. TSfie Nocre dame Sehokistie 203

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