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Advertisement Advertisement inin hand, hand, cute cute twink twink DuncanDuncan Princo Princo turnsturns up onon nightnight atat thethe "Big"Big DickDick Club". VvithWith suchsuch impressively endowed hotties asas JasonJason Crew,Crew, Matthew MayfairMayfair and Barrett LongLong as members, DuncanDuncan wantswants in.in. WhoWho wouldn't?wouldn't? ButBut fi firstrst he he must must passpass one simplesimple task:task: taketake onon thethe massivemassive erectionerection poking throughthrough a glory hole.hole. Unbeknownst unbeknownst to Duncan, the erection inin questionquestion belongsbelongs toto sensational new Falcon exclusive,exclusive, Ralph Ralph Woods. Woods. Duncan Duncan services services RalphRa]ph admirably, admirably, considering considering that that Ralph Ralph is is clearly clearly the the "cock "cock-on-the-on-the walk" atat "Big Dick Club".Club". Mission Mission accomplished, accomplished, Duncan Duncan is is then then sent sent home,home. told to return inin aa week. Having had had a a taste taste ofof Ralph Ralph Woods, Woods, he he is is determined determined to to have have another another go. InIn the the meanwhile, meanwhile, the the filmfilm followsfollows Duncan Duncan around. around. Showering Showering at at home, Duncan looks ready to take on roommate Brad Brad Star but BradBrad already has a live oneone in hishis bed:bed: PierrePierre Woods. After aa sizzling flip-flopflip-flop between between the the two two hot,hot, horny horny lads, lads, we're we're back back to to Duncan Duncan showering showering at at thethe gym. Cleanliness is,is, after all,all, ne>ctnext to to godliness.godliness. In In the the gym's gym's locker locker room room Duncan Duncan nearly nearly interrupts interrupts a a scorching encounterencounter with Falcon heartthrob heartthrob RomanRoman Heart Heart who who wants wants toto showshow his muscular,muscular, heavyheavy-hung-hung workout buddy MikeMike Roberts a few new moves. Meanwhile,Meanwhile. back back at at thethe "Big "Big Dick Dick Club", Club", the the club's club's members members can't can't help help but but put put each each other other through through their sexual paces, JasonJason Crew proveing thatthat hehe isis more than man enough forfor Barrett Long.Long, For For his his Herculean efforts,efforts, JasonJason is is absolutelyabsolutely doused by Barrett'sBarrett's extraordinary gushergusher (proclaimed(proclaimed by Falcon'sFalcon's publicity departmentdepartment as "the cumshot of the century"). But what of poor Duncan? Well, fear not. As fate wouldwould have it, chance brings DuncanDuncan andand Ralph Ralph together and thethe twotwo headhead off off forfor a fabulous fifinalenale thatthat manages toto be both romanticromantic and sizzlingsizzling hot. Equally at at home home atat the above mentioned "big dick club"club" would be Cameron Jackson,Jackson, emergingemerging star star of of twenty oror soso films films includingincluding BeauBeau Mec's debutdebut effort,effort, Hard Riders.Riders. Taking aa pagepage fromfrom Brokeback Brokeback Mountain, Mountain, director director Vlado Vlado lresch lresch offers offers up up a a tale tale of of cowboy cowboy lovelove (and (and CLUBC=LUB Sat.,§ul''A#r.(jLo!#onve:fritc#:::e#s'iR#°Pm Nov, 18 • Benefit show for Mr ICON 10pm lust).lust). When\^/hen chise]edchiseled blond Cameron Jackson'sJackson's car car breaks breaks down down one one night, night, he he takestakes sheltershelter inin anan invitinginviting A portion of cover charge benefits ARCW barn and amidst the haystackshaystacks findsfinds aa diary.diary. Having apparentlyapparently left his cellcell phonephone atat home,home. 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I Ibelieve believe the the video video lands lands right right beneath beneath Madonna Madonna andand Mariah Mariah Carey Carey — - andand who * KRUZ M Cr LLLL PP (Opens Crossroads (920)830-1927(920)830-1927 hasn't wantedwanted toto land land beneath beneath MadonnaMadonna oror MariahMariah Carey at somesome time?time? 11/25) 1042 W. Wisconsin,Appleton Appleton Afterward II stopped stopped byby Boom/The Boom/The Room, Room, truly truly one one of of the the best best wateringwatering holesholes inin 354 E. National (414)272-KRUZ 1042 W. Wisconsin, lately, stop by and say "hi" to those gorgeous bar- Milwaukee! If lf you you haven't haven't been been there there lately, stop by and say "hi" to those gorgeous bar- Rascals (920)954-9262 tenders! II also also checked checked out out M'sM's —-a a newnew bar. bar. I looklook forwardforward toto knocking back a few cold 1111 LaCage/ETCLacageAITC M,W,V,D,DJ,F,S,G MW,VJ}PJF,S,G Appleton ones therethere regularly. 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By: Brent Well here we are againagain backback inin printprint andand getting getting ready ready for for Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving. II hopehope Wednesday, November 15 thatthat youyou all had had a a pleasantpleasant Halloween I Iknow know I did,I did, after after all all there there are are so so many many people people out out there who look much better behindbehind aa mask.mask. ThisThis month II figuredfigured maybe we should talk ' S5 Smirnoff Cosmos about jewelry aa littlelittle bit,bit, soso withwith out any further crap, let's let's get get on on with with it. it. The most commoncommon material usedused in in jewelry jewelry isis surgicalsurgical steel. steel. It's It's the the samesame stuff thatthat aa hospital would use if they had toto putput screws screws or or metal metal in in your your body. body. ItIt is very Thursday, November 23 safe when made correctly. ThereThere inin lies lies the the problem,problem, a a lot lot of of jewelry jewelry is js made made overseas overseas and does not meetmeet unitedUnited States States Health Health code. code. SoSo legallylegally theythey can can callcall it surgicalsurgical steel H.I.T. as longlong asas theythey place on thethe package where it camecame from.from. Remember this nextnext time you gogo lookinglooking for jewelry, if if the the packagepackage doesn'tdoesn't say,say, "Made in in USA" USA" then then don't don't buy buy WELCOME SHOW the jewelry. I Iknow know some some of of you you are are saying, saying, "What "What about about those those stores stores that that won't won't tell you where thethe jewelry jewelry comes comes from?" from?" WellWell therethere isis anan easy easy answer answer forfor this,this, looklook at thethe shineshine ofof thethe steel steel when when it it is is inin aa bright light andand thisthis willwill tell youyou thethe qualityquality 2-4-1 of the metal. Meaning thatthat highhigh quality jewelryjewelry will will havehave aa brighter polish andand lusterluster Every Sunday than lower quality metals.metals. ThisThis is whatwhat I telltell people, people, if if you you can't can't brush brush your your teethteeth inin All Day & the metal than it isis badbad jewelry. BasicallyBasically make make sure sure the the thing shinesshines likelike aa diamond if Night the jewelryjewelry does thatthat you you will will be ok.ok. Another frequently usedused metal is is Titanium, lltanium, (yes (yes that that is is thethe stuffstuff fromfrom the the spacespace shuttle). ItIt isis usedused because there is no way to havehave anan allergy to to thethe metal, it it isis com-com- pletely inert. This metalmetal is is also also very very desirable desirable asas it it can can be be colored colored almost almost anyany color you can thinkthink of, it it cancan eveneven be be made made with with multiple multiple colors colors on on it! it! But But there there is js one one draw draw back back Saturday, November 25 to thisthis metal, itit isis veryvery expensive,expensive, sometimes sometimes as as much much as as 10 10 times times the the cost cost of of Surgical Surgical steel. ForFor exampleexample aa piece piece of of jewelry jewelry mademade outout of surgicalsurgical steelsteel saysay costscosts $10.00,S 10.00, where where Spend thel6vening with as the samesame piecepiece mademade outout of of titanium titanium will will cost cost around around $40.00. $40.00. SoSo ifif youyou have the cash why not gogo withwith titanium,titanium, and ifif you havehave thatthat much cash give me a call causecause II RascalAllt Film Star think you and me need to getget toto knowknow eacheach otherother aa littlelittle more! more! J/kJ/k A metal metal thatthat everyoneeveryone wantswants to to use use is isGold. Gold. Gold Gold can can be be used used in in pjercingspiercings as longlong as you don't putput them them in in the the piercing piercing too too early. early. GoldGold reacts withwith body andand if you placeplace inin the the jewelryjewelry in thethe piercingpiercing tootoo soonsoon afterafter piercing piercing thethe gold will actuallyactually discolor and turn toto almost aa rust color. color. SoSo itit is safe althoughalthough not asas safe as surgical steel oror titanium.titanium. Well,Well. thatthat is about it when it comes to jewelry, therethere areare numerousnumerous other other mate-mate- rialrial usedused but unfortunately II reallyreally only have enough room to dodo aa couplecouple ofof them.them. If you would like specificspecific information information onon aa certain type of jewelry please emailemail meme at a±ra.ntgaT:aroy?_ge.T.n.e[Avantgarde(voyager.net just just remember rememper toto put skin andand steelsteel -in-the in the subj.ectsubject line.line. II see see I Ihave have a alittle little bit bit of of room room left, left, let's Iet's say say we we go go through through some some reader reader mail.mail. DearDear Brent, II havehave a problem with my nipple piercing. I havehave had had it it for for almost almost 33 years nownow but it stillstill is infected.infected. It It is is always always pussing pussjng and and has has these these two two bumps bumps thatthat ROOPerversion make itit look likelike I Ihave have three three nipples nipples onon one one side! side! I Ihave have tried tried everything everything from thatthat With A Touch Of Class sea saltsaltstufftoointments stuff to ointments and and oils, oils, and and nothingworks. nothing works. Please Please help help me!!! me!!! John/ohm Greo ,Bars 1 Lo ables-Darts-Games-Pizza-Patio Dear John,John, WellWell I thinkthink you reallyreally do have a problem.problem. AfterAfter alla]] no no piercing piercing should should take thisthis longlong toto heal,heal, I willwill try try toto helphelp as as best best I Ican. can. Without Without seeing seeing thethe piercingpiercing II HOLIDAY INVITATIONAL TOURNAMENT THANKSGIVING. WEEKEND NOVEMBER 2 3PD- 26TH MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN

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Guaranteed to leave • you cheering for more with holiday Thursday hits like Karaoke 0' Bowling Night, We Three Guys, I First Saw Nell, Little Fridays Pin Setter Boy and many more! Showtunes with Rita (6-10) Limited Engagement! Nov 24-Dec 31 A Male Dancers Tickets $25-$30 (After 10PM) Great Holiday Gift Idea! Marcus Center tandem for the Performing Arts 1.111 .1..1 -3A/ -Ze! c VOGEL HALL - 123 E. STATE STREET 124 West National Ave - (414) 220-4340 For Tickets Call 414.273.7206 / http://switch.gaymke.com MarcusCenter.org Discount for Groups 15+ / Call 414.273.7121 Ext 210 The TAZZbah VeMtwsfypm ic .EII Happy November!!! Happy Autumn!!! Where isis thethe time time going? going? Hopefully,Hopefully, you havehave a moment forfor "Cordially Yours,".yours,". The The most most important thing you can dodo thisthis monthmonth --- that willwill affectaffect youryour life,life, for for the the restrest ofof youryour 1712 W. 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"Roaring Twenties". At the Speak Easy of the night — Boom/The Room. Boom/The RoomRoom isis also excited to welcomewelcome backback Lee! Sundays Sundays in in The The Room, Room, late late H.I.T. Bowlers afternoons, into MondayMonday -or— or as as long long as as you you want want him. him... . . Tony Tony andand Trixie Trixie will bebe handlinghandling the pianopiano onon FridaysFridays from 6:30 —- 8:308:30 PM.PM. Come on down andand lendlend anan ear!ear! Chad Savage visited last month, this month for HIT Cole Rider — Saturday, November :!tahd.Savna::rY;S€::i:::tar:jnf:7|?.?thismonthforHITColeRider-Saturday,November25th. An early Christmas gift??? Craig atat SwitchSwitch reportsreports thatthat Rita Rita isis still still setting setting all all records records onon Wednesdays Wednesdays and and Fridays. Fridays. Scott the irresistibleirresistible waiterwaiter formform thethe original original MOMM&M Club,Club, appears Fridays Thanksgiving Day Buffet Starting at 5 pm Fridays" don't telltell Ashley!Ashley! Ronnie is really something toto see,see, as onlyonly oneone of of their their "Men"Men ofof Fridays" schedule applies even dur- @ I I I PM. PM. Never Never a covera cover charge charge as as they they un-cover... un-cover... The The same same schedule applies even dur- Brett won the ing Holidays! During During HIT HITweekend, Weekend, Thursday will be be Brett Brett doingdoing Karaoke.Karaoke. Brett won the Game Beer Bust after Packer coveted "2006 PridePride Singing Idol"Idol" for for his his outstanding outstanding ability. ability. Friday Friday Male Male Dancers Dancers after this month. !I IPM,I PM, hopefullyhopefully Ronnie Ronnie will will return! retum! "Testosterone "Testosterone Tuesdays" Tuesdays" with with Jeff Jeff start start this month. 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The Pump House on the water, will be opened by - 3pm the end ofof thethe year. year. Rumor has itit therethere is is problems problems with with licensing.licensing. Politics, politics... politics... nday Br 11am November 21 — 26 at The Marcus Center for the Mama Mia!Mia! VvillWill returnreturn to Milwaukee November 21 - 26 at The Marcus Center for the .1\./191 day Do tic Bottle Beer $2 the music please call 414-273-7206. Time Performing Arts. Arts. To To be be apart apart of of the the magicmagic and and the music please call 414-273-7206. lime day 2-4 Starting at 4pm tot°gfitexAtBfcAt-:f`f=::!|!pG„urfur:rn;ee8ft°AhsatvoeTL°,rdNaonvc:nmgbjenrt,h6et£':'eDS:cemberi7th.Then get ABBA-Dized!!! Guaranteed to have you dancing in the aisles! Next Act offers up "Mercy Of A Storm" November 16th — December 17th. 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"Joe Egg" runs thru the 5th of this month, then up on the boards is "Dickens "Joe Egg" runs thru the 5th of this month, then up on the boards is "Dickens Inln America" November November 22 22 —-December December I17 7 talk talk about about Holidaze... The Renaissance For ticket- ThTheaterworkseaterworks is doing "Memory House" giftinggifting the communitycommunity thru thru 11/12/06.1 1/12/06. For ticket- FREE POOL TABLE EVERYDAY! Executive invitedinvited me me to to taketake part.part. WhileWhile I I gotgot therethere slightly tardy after mymy FridayFriday night gig atat TheThe Room,Room, I Icaught caught up up in in the the mood mood of of the the LasLas Vegas Vegas motif motif and and caught caught up up with with the the glitterati sparklingsparkling thethe Pfister Pfister Hotel.Hotel. Co Co-Chair-Chair Joe Joe Pabst Pabst and and WaterfordWaterford WineWine Company on Brady Street'sStreet's Tim Clark,Clark, made made for for a a stunning stunning couple. Jim Moore, Moore, formerformer ExecutiveExecutive Director Director "IT'S IRRESISTIBLE1' &6 hishis Amore Amore Paul Paul from from The The ArgosyArgosy Foundation,Foundation, David Sagura from Madison, Tony Heller, 31 Sagura from Madison, Tony Heller, Michael Riedel, NY Post KateV.Katev 6r& James, BenBen & 6 Tim, LaCage Lacage DJ Dj Tim Tim & 6 Dr. Dr. Beto, Beto, Jody Jody — Northshore- Northshore Funeral Funeral director director &6 hishis Bill,Bill, Mr.Mr. & 6 Mrs.Mrs. Dan Dan Mueller Mueller from from ARCW, ARCW, Ed Ed & 6r Patty Patty Zganjar, Zganjar, Mona Mona Larson, Larson, from from The The Marcus Jerold Fox, Fox, Kevin Kevin Baldwin, Baldwin, Jeremy Jeremy "Clockwork "Clockwork Orange" Orange" C. C. Welter Welter were were all all enjoy- enjoy- inging Tony FemiaFemia as as Judy Judy Garland! Garland! The The Pfister Pfister provided provided the the necessary necessary glitter glitter andand glamour of Brewtown's Vegas —-Viva, Viva, Viva! Lord Wedgwood Wedgwood andand MarshaMarsha Watts Watts headhead aa specialspecial receptionreception andand presentationpresentation of the 2006 George WattsWatts &6 Son,Son, Inc.Inc. GvicCivic Heroism Award —- Honoring The ChallengersChallengers ofof the the infamousinfamous Challenge Party.Party. The Honored: NeilNeil Albrecht, Dr.Dr. Michael Michael Bernklau, Bernklau, DDS, DDS, Marianne Marianne Burish, Burish, Christine "UPAF""UPAF" Harris, DavidDavid Harrison, Harrison, Susan Susan Jurgens,Jurgens, RealReal Estate's Estate's Denny Denny Miller,Miller, Bill Bill Morley, Morley, Michael Ryan,Ryan, Esq., Esq., and and Janis Janis Shogren Shogren — 00PA!-OOPA! Please Please don't don't use use the the Wedgwood! Wedgwood! The same dayday asas The The Cream Cream City City Chorus, Chorus, Ltd.Ltd. "Karaoke and Pizza Party"Party" at Hot.WaterHot Water ---The--- The BESTD BESTD Clinic Clinic conducted conducted theirtheir recognitionrecognition eventevent at thethe MillerMiller Inn. Unfortunately,unfortunately, II can't can't bebe everywhereeverywhere —-as as itit waswas The The LGBTLGBT CommunityCommunity Center's"BigCenter's"Big NightNight Out" JackJack "Shorewest" SmithSmith waswas kind kind enough enough to to includeinclude meme atat hishis table and the festivi-festivi- ties. FindAnd who can saysay nono toto Jack? Jack? Kudos to:to: Angie Guerra, Allyn Tiisler,llisler, Laurie Laurie Reisener Reisener -great— great prepping! prepping! JamesJames Pennington thethe E.D. E.D. willwill bebe leavingleaving hishis postpost soon. His contribu- tion toto thethe Center Center and and in in particularparticular thatthat Night Night Out Out simply simply sensational! sensational! MissMiss Ruthie was her usual, unusual Self. Gov. Gov. Doyle Doyle was was a asurprise surprise guest guest followingfollowing Congress'Congress' Gwen MooreMoore -not— not any any easy easy task! task! HisHis speechspeech waswas most invigorating —-I I thinkthink GwenGwen brings thethe best out inin him.him. In In the the OutOut Crowd: Senator Tim Carpenter, Carpenter, Tod Tod — -witwit h one D, Lee,Lee, Dr. Dr. Jo, Jo, Jeff Jeff Goldberg, Rona, Rona, Joe Joe Pabst Pabst & 6r Tim llm Clark, Clark, Mark Mark Powers Powers and and John John Allbanger, AIlbanger, Todd Todd Richards, Richards, Todd Wellman,Wellman, Martin Martin & 6 Nicolas and many,many, many many more! more! Bravo Bravo to to the the Award Award Winners Winners of of the BigBig Night Night Out!:Out!: Tinallna OwenOwen -AIliance— Alliance School, School, ReverendReverend JaimeJaime RP. Washam, Washam, Brenda Brenda Coley, Coley, Ray Vahey andand MichaelMichael DillonDillon ofof MCDill McDill Design.Design. Dan TaylorTaylor even even though though he he isis goinggoing through through a a terribleterrible time time now, now, certainly certainly knows knows how how toto BENNY ANDERSSON & BJORN ULVAEUS' have a fun(d) raiser.raiser. His His "Art "Art Block Block Party" Party" was was quite quite the the hit! hit! I Iwas was tres tres flflatteredattered to make a creation of my own -fancy— fancy blackblack velvet, rhinestones, rhinestones, pearls pearls and and ersatz ersatz rubies? rubies? Thank God it soldsold -— and and at at a a hefty hefty increase! increase! ThankThank you you Andy Andy and and Leah! Leah! II am aa proudproud owner of an original Tom Ford, Ford, son son thethe of the famedfamed photographerphotographer - — FrancisFrancis FordFord !! It lt is is certainly certainly something to behold!behold! ButBut notnot too close, the springssprings couldcould getget you!you! ProceedsProceeds fromfrom the the designer afternoon went toto "The"The StrongestStrongest Link"Link" -AIDS— AIDS WalkWalk Wisconsin 2006. In the gallery, baskingbasking in thethe masterpieces:masterpieces: Dexter,Dexter, Erik, Corey, Coney, Art Art Bar's Bar's Don Don & 6rJohn, John, Tom Tom Ford Ford & Cr Fiancée,Fianc6e, Andy Andy CicerioCicerio 6 Leah, Michael Halsey, "Princess" Debbie Biggins, Dan Musha, Miss MAMMA & Leah. Michael Halsey, "Princess" Debbie Biggins, THE SMASH HIT MUSICALITTZ,A8BNMIA! Dan Musha, Miss Michelle, Tom & 6 Sandy, Jack EigelEigel — -the the ``American"American Eigel", Eigel'', the the Taylor Taylor Family Family ... . . What. What fun! fun! Hot Water --voted voted Milwaukee's Best Best Dance Dance Club Club Venue Venue is is heating heating up up Saturdays Saturdays — -with with A mother. A daughter. 3 possible dads. Salsa Dancing! Dancing! Ole! OIe! Mark Mark & 6Todd Todd are are Friday Friday regulars regulars for for Two Two-Stepping-Stepping into into the the weekend, weekend, Wednesday is Disco,Disco, Thursday Thursday — - EastEast CoastCoast SwingSwing Club Club and and Sundays Sundays — -Tango! Tango! And a trip down the aisle you'll never forget! Unfortunately,unfortunately, the Fashion ShowShow — -I I spokespoke ofof last last timetime —-has has been postponedpostponed for a Spring Event —-lets lets fling fling with with itit then.then... . . Kris & Michael of LaCage have quite a month of Pageantry ahead...Miss Wisconsin November 21-26 Continentalcon{:isen6taYicphLaue!°!uLnadcaay:eN:::em3:it:2athm#M°L#8c:an::gr:T:rands.;;Mtj;:¥s]::°nsjn -PLUS Sunday, November 12th I OPM This contest returns to the disco MARCUS CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS emporium —-all all Contestant Contestant must must be be at atleast least 6'2 6'2 and and weigh weigh in in at,at, atat leastleast 225225 Ibslbs of love! Big IS beautiful! Sean the G.M. of LaCage will be commemorating his B-Day on Sunday, Marcus Center Box Office 414.273.7206 or 888.612.3500 NovemberRigJ:mb::rut,i;ut'h;:t:natfuen:.:is:::::#:#i!,TbDe::nTCTeNmoo::tj,enr:Ahiss5?:::tyri3:t:ounn:,y' 19th with a Fund raiser for the BESTD Clinic. No Cover, A $5. contribution at ockimakr 414.276.4545 or ticketmasteccom the door,door, 2-4-2-4-I I 's's allall night longlong andand specialspecial show. This program willwill includeinclude thethe BirthdayBirthday Person Shawn-eneh and the talentedtalented castcast of of Trans-formations. Trans-formations. Way to golgo I Groups of 20 or more SAVL, call 414.273.7121 x210. Miss Gay Wisconsin\h/isconsin uSUS Of Of A A will will bebe heldheld nextnext monthmonth -Saturday,— Saturday, December 2nd - 8PM br the e Arts ..®:w art December 2nd — 8PM www.mamma-mia.com WYE -Preliminaries and the following evening the Finals at 9PM. This longest running pageant — Preliminaries and the following evening the Finals at 9PM. This longest running pageant MarcusCentecorg Mamma Mia! original cast recording availabk on Decca Broadway BroadwayAcrossAmerica.com system is owned by the samesame personperson whowho producesproduces thisthis magazinemagazine andand Quest.Quest. It isis being Outwordsutwo s AnnualAmual PraPre Three Days Only!Only! GIVE THANKS! Friday,Friday, Nov. Nov.17 17 -- --Sunday, Sunday, NovNov 19 19 FabulousFabulous Savings Throughout thethe Store FOR MIXED SIGNALS?! NEW! THURSDAY NIGHTS 9PM STUDIO 54 PARTY! OUTWORDS HOLIDAY CHECKLIST. 5 Talented DJ's evk w/DJ's B-Rad & Billyjack Every Week! Terrific Selection 2007 Calendars Sat, Nov. 11th 21+ w/ ID no cover op 9pm Holiday Cards, Ornaments & Music • Ili All the Latest Movies WEEKLY SPECIALS: Gift Certificates MONDAY I FREE Shipping purchases over $50 Free Pool, $2 Mystery Beer WHEN l TUESDAY FREE Gift Wrapping THE STARS Two Fer Tuesday COME 2-4-1 'ti112am and much, much more... OUT ROB BYRNES ,WEDNESDAY Double it for a BUCK! THURSDAY $5 Pumpkin Martini 2-4-1 House Wines FRIDAY Margaritas $5 SATURDAY Shot Special $2 Music Holiday SUNDAY HOLIDAY Bloody Mary's A0176- Kick-Off Party! ser Zaster Blaster sWed, Nov. 22 9pm IMP a WORDS 139112Z, BOOKS,BOOKS, GIFTSGIFTS && COFFEECOFFEE I. CO 2710 N. Murray MurrayAve.,Milwaukee,W153211 Ave., Milwaukee, WI 53211 (414)963-9089 (414)963-9089 722 E Burleigh St, Milwaukee 372-7880 www.artbar-riverwest.com ing info: 414-291-7800. 414-29l-78cO. Earlier in in thisthis effort.effort,I I reminded all of you to VOTE onon November November 7th, 7th, the the first first Tuesday Tuesday in November. November. FAIRWisconsin FAIR\Msconsin has has been been educating educating this this state state on on the the needneed toto Vote NO on the CMICivil Unionsunions and and MarriageMarriage Ban. www.fairwisconsin.comwww.fairwl'sconsin.com My My dear dear friend friend Jerry jerry GinGin &b -Thanksgiving Sale! Tonic —-whom whom II know,know, youyou allall know -if— if by by nono other other means means from from this this very very column column extendecdextended an invitation toto thethe "Memorial llributeTribute toto Richard Richard ldylor Taylor A A Celebration Celebration of of Our Our 5050 yearsYears of Love". AA fundraiserfundraiser reception forfor FAIRwisconsin.FAIRWisconsin. By nownow you allall know know the the treasuredtreasured NOVEMBER SPECIALS love story ofof RayRay VaheyVahey andand Richard Taylor. TheirTheir lovelove affairaffair lastedlasted over a lifetime,lifetime, over over 50 50 years. Jerry hadhad thethe sheer pleasurepleasure toto getget toto know thisthis twosome, and share their special 20% OFF Colt Calendars story with me. The reception waswas trulytruly bittersweetbittersweet —- a celebration forfor whatwhat was —- in theirtheir $5.00 Off Adult Films case, and whatwhat cancan bebe forfor us.us... . . AA lovely lovely church church service service took took place place at at The The First First Unitarian unitarian Society, guest guest spoke,spoke, sharing sharing such such love love and and tributes, tributes, anecdotes... anecdotes.. that. that by by the the conclusion, conclusion, I GRAN 10% Off Lubricants II feltfelt as if II knew knew Richard. Richard. Gus Gus Barnes Barnes sang sang simply simply beautifully, beautifully, touching touching one's one's heartstrings, heartstrings, photos andand testimoniestestimonies pepperedpeppered thethe presentation. presentation. AA wedding,wedding, anniversary and a memori-memori- Great (1" ) Q12) AP/ al service allall-in-one.-in-one. When \^/hen I Ihad had the the honor honor to to be be introduced introduced to to thethe surviving groomgroom — -all all Movies II could stammer waswas my congratulations and and condolences. condolences. GwenGwen MooreMoore andand Jon Jon Richards spoke not not asas politicians —- butbut ratherrather as as friends. friends. PatrickPatrick Flaherty was the bestbest ManMan and TOM BIANCHI.com his duties and charms made thethe afternoonafternoon everever soso eloquent.eloquent. Dr.Dr. Robert StarshakStarshak &6 Ross Draegert werewere amongamong thethe guestsguests —-and and soooo s0000 moved. moved, pledgedpledged an additional $100,000S loo,000 -bringing— bringing their their personalpersonal contributioncontribution to an astounding $235,000.cO!$235,000.00! Cream City Foundation's ExecutiveExecutive Director Director Maria Maria Cadenas Cadenas & 6 herher partnerpartner Jenny, theater world's Anthony Anthony Mackie, Mackie, PFLAF's PFLAF's ElnaElna Hickson, Hickson, Laura Laura Snyder Snyder form form the the MSO,MSO, Kevin Kevin Flaherty, Renee Renee Crawford Crawford from from the the ACLU ACLu were were just just somesome ofof thethe familiar facesfaces inin the roomroom enjoying the incredibleincredible edibles fromfrom ErikErik & 6 Dexter'sDexter's Catering and EventEvent PlanningPlanning 414-332-414-332- 2060 544544 East Ogden.Ogden. Corey Corey you're you're the the best! best! We\^/e should should allall bebe soso blessedblessed toto have had a lovelov:=ryLffska*a,I,f;C:nki::gry#j::j£:n7din'¥=u:ieAi't5:dwiikvvi_sin.BDwdng story to last a half a century! To a life and love, well lived! I was moved as well by taking part in the 17th annual AIDS Walk Wisconsin. BD Wong ON THE COUCH made for an enchanting honorary honorary chair. chair. HeHe ad-libbed hishis speechspeech - - mostmost compellingly. compellingly. Joe Outwords Pabst presented an enormous checkcheck to PuMPPUMP andand JchnJohn HaleHale forfor meeting the challengechallenge of raising $2,500$2.500 to have thethe amountamount doubled doubled 100%.100%. DanDan MuellerMueller of ARC\^/ARCW gotgot thethe line of the Santa has day —-when when he he pointed pointed out out there there \hras was a aPabst Pabst on on the the Miller Miller stage! stage! ForFor two yearsyears inin aa rowrow TheThe Strongest Link broughtbrought in well over $10,000S 10,000 (actually (actually $12,000.)S I 2,000.) earning earning Ms. Ms. Sandy Sandy Kleeba, Kleeba, something that colorfulcolorful local-ite al\^raysalways committed committed toto the cause,cause, anan armfularmful Ofof posies. GovernorGovernor Jim Jim Doyle, Doyle, sweet and Kathleen Falk,Falk, Tim llm Carpenter Carpenter — -tcok took time out of their busy schedules toto be a part of the day. II alwaysalways Walk\hfalk with with friends friends from from WCTC Wclt committed toto aa cure.cure. Tim, Jay,Jay, Gary Gary (his (his first first THE 110\H ,i - delicious time) &6 Deb,Deb, liedTed -who— who came came all all the the way way from from Vlrginia. Virginia. Before thethe Walk\^falk , ,while while people people AN174' were gathering on the SummerFest Grounds, I Igot got a achance chance to to catch-up catch-up withwith formerformer for you! 2 AROw-erARCW-er Roland Hoffmann. We We marveled marveled at at the the improvingimproving weatherweather andand young and excit- 0 ed walkers. RolandRoland is is the the man man that that got me the OpeningOpening Ceremony Ceremony giggig forfor thethe VvalkWalk the 0 year Bette Midler brought in over a Million — has it really been ten years? A TESTOS yyear Bette Midler brought in over a Million -has it really been ten years? A perfect climaxclimax TERONE 7 to aa sevenseven milemile \^falkWalk —-dinner dinner atat The The Pasta Pasta Tree.Tree. BobbyBobby waswas kindkind enoughenough toto feed and water calendar 1007 C us and letlet usus have have runrun ofof the the house! house! Cheers!Cheers! Thanks also toto StevenSteven and Robert!Robert! "Jolly,"lolly Holly Holly, Folly" Folly" is is Tuesday, Tuesday, NovemberNovember 28th, 28th, comecome celebratecelebrate Theater, Theater, Food, Food, Drink, Drink, and and most importantlyimportantly ARC\^/! ARCW! E A fab field trip trip tooktook twotwo Dans &6r twotwo Michaels toto thethe HobKnob inin Kenosha.Kenosha. WhatWhat a time N we had sittingsitting piano-sidepiano-side whilewhile LillianLillian serenadedserenaded ourour sensational supper. WallWell worth thethe drive!drive! D Sabor -- Brazilian Brazilian Churrascaria Churrascaria is is getting getting increasinglyincreasingly moremore popular! Barney H. Moore, Mcore, R Operating partner has aa lotlot toto be be proud proud of... of... PrincessPrincess Debbie and II werewere treatedtreated to a S recent feast. Still holding holding up up —-on on my thirdthird visit.visit. II waswas fortunatefortunate to be invitedinvited to thethe AbsolutelyAbsolutely Best Party —-for for the the \Msconsin Wisconsin AIDS AIDS Board. Planning Planning CommitteeCommittee Member/Board Member Paul MilakovichMilakovich — -Aurora Aurora Healthcare www.outwordsbooks.com 801 S. 2nd St. • 414.383.8330 Milwaukee's Premier Gay Nightclub 4 great bars, 1 huge dance floor, the best dance music in town!

Monday Sunday, November 12 • 10 pm Martini Madness Mondays Miss Wisconsin Continental Plus Pageant $4 Martinis A star studded lineup of performers for the evening! Tuesday Is • Pull Tab Tuesdays l e • e 'JD 'ID IS Wednesday ./-1/!-1JY.1 \./ r• 41/1Att PA Double Vision Wednesdays • Fundraiser for BESTD'Clinic 2 for 1 Drinks • Drag Show, Raffles for Prizes lo.4 • Birthday Cake Thursday • 2-4-1 Drinks all night Thirsty Thursdays $1 off Rail Drinks and Domestic Bottle Beer until Close y Wiscorsin USofA Milwaukee's Cosmopolitan Video Bar Satur• ay, December 2 • 8m Join us nightly for dinner Friday Prelim Night! More than 17 contestants served Sunday - Thursday 5-10pm Trans-formation Fridays Sunday, December 3 4.9 pm Serving dinner & breakfast Wisconsin's Best Female Impersonators Finals Night! The TOP 10 qompete Friday & Saturday 5pm - 4am 46. Budweiser Specials Join us for delicious appetizers, Saturday • e is Open a complete dinner, Milwaukee's Hottest Dance Music La Ca Friday Fish Fry, Wednesday 11/2 and Thursday 11/23 or a late night eye opener. Happy Hour in ETC NO OVER! On the run? Take it to go! 2 for 1 Every Night from 5pm - 8pm